Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1157 - Bryan and his Wife Started Swinging After he Cheated on her with the Babysitter?!

Episode Date: July 1, 2025

Bryan and his wife started swinging after he cheated on the babysitter and he called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear him discuss all the details including how his affair with his babysitter started and how his wife found out, how that led to them going to their fist swingers club, the threesome they then had with the same babysitter he cheated on her with (?!), the first time he saw his wife hooking up in the club with another guy and how he felt, his “performance anxiety” and how that led to them playing in separate rooms while hooking up, the full blown orgy he got going on one night in the club, the time he couldn’t find his wife and how he flipped out so badly, what she was actually doing and why he flipped out so much, how long he was punished for by the club and when he was allowed back in, the second time he flipped out on a couple of guys and what his wife was ding with them that made him flip out, the time his wife actually flipped out on him and what he did with another woman that provoked her, how him and his wife resolve the issues that have come up while they have been playing with others, the one time another guy got mad at him for banging his wife without asking and how that got resolved plus a whole lot more. Here's a link to his AWESOME Facebook group her runs with over 50k people in it: Pineapple Lifestyle 101: https://www.facebook.com/groups/625734898831937/ **To see HOT pics of my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712  Want to be on the show? Email me at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed.  Sponsors:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://vb.health⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To get 10% off Drive AND LOAD Boost by VB Health use code: STRICTLY ⁠⁠⁠https://beducate.me/pd2516-anonymous⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Use code: ANONYMOUS to get an 50% off plus a 14 day money-back guarantee Follow me! Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Everything else ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcas⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I always felt weird about asking. for them, but I did on, I think Valentine's Day or Christmas, I don't know, one day I decided to use the holiday to beg for reviews. And so many people wrote me so many nice reviews. And I was like, oh my God, I should ask for them all the time because I really do love hearing from my listeners and hear what people really think about my show. I fucking love it. It makes everything that I do worth it. So keep those great reviews coming. It helps the show. Oh my God, today I have on Brian. Brian is so much fucking fun. I've been slightly obsessed with Brian since he reached. out to me he runs a big very popular lifestyle Facebook page I've talked about his page on my show

before because once I joined I was like wow this is like a very amazing Facebook page it's called a pineapple lifestyle 101 and it is like 50,000 people involved and everybody talks to everybody and any question you want answered go sign up for that page it's fucking killer and I was like obsessed with this page and he was like a really nice guy I'm like why you come on my show and tell your story you know and he was putting out like questions to his people on his page like oh what kind of questions you want me to ask about the page I'm like we don't want to ask about the fucking page on this episode we want to hear about your story and let me tell you his story does not disappoint okay there's a lot of drama in his story you will not believe his cheating story that goes down that kicks off this story and then how they got past the cheating story it involves a babysitter him and his wife are now in the lifestyle they've been in a lifestyle for five years there's a lot of

bumps in the road, the reason for the bumps to me are Brian's fault. You're going to hear me go off on him a million times. He's a cool guy. I really like him. I'm really hoping I get his wife on the call because after you hear these stories, you might be as obsessed with his wife as I am. I don't know. I was like obsessed with her. I'm like, I want to talk to the woman who could turn things around like she did. Okay, you're not going to believe some of the stories on this episode. It's super interesting. It's his journey into the lifestyle, how it started, all the bumpings. in the road and where they're at now. So anyway, I'm going to get right to be right back on with Brian. And just so you know, I will put the link to his Facebook page, which is killer,

in the description. Okay, I'm going to be right back on with Brian. Hey, Brian. Welcome to the Strictly anonymous podcast. How are you today? I'm just fantastic to go on. Thanks for having me you all. Listen, thanks for coming on. You're like mesmerized me a little bit. I'm so curious about your brain there. We are going to get your lifestyle story, but you are this guy who reached out to me. I think you reached out to me. You have like a very big Facebook. page called Upside Down Pineapple 101, correct? Is that the name of it?

It's Pineapple Lifestyle 101. Oh, Pineapple Lifestyle 101. I will put a link to it because let me tell you that and why I find you mesmerizing is your page is so fucking good. I've already given it like a bunch of shoutouts on my show because I've never seen like a page that's so with people with so many people that are so engaged. You have like how many people do you have signed up? We are now at 50,000.

Yeah, 50,000. And it's not 50,000 of dead people knowing fucking talks. It's like 50,000 of people that engage with each other. You have a question about anything to do with the lifestyle. 80 people are going to hop on and give you their answers. I just think it's such a great page. And you're always like wondering what you could do to make it better because you think like something's wrong with it or something.

And that's where you're mesmerizing to me because it's so fucking good already. I'm like, you can just sit back and relax because it's, like I said, I've literally mentioned it on my podcast. before when people have had questions and I've mentioned it off air to people like hey if you if you want to go go on this page sign up and ask questions so any newbies listening to this if you're not sign up go sign up for his fucking page because it is really good but we will put a link to that but this is going to be like I'm going to get your origin story your lifestyle origin story and you were like oh my my story isn't very glamorous I'm like what does that mean

you're like it's very bumpy I'm like that's even that's even better I love a swinger gone wrong of any time story because I personally think, Brian, that people could learn from those stories. But why don't we start with like where you're at now? You're married, right? How long are you and your wife been married for? We are married 20 years coming up on the 27th. So just a few days. Okay, cool. To how long you've been in the lifestyle? Five years. Five glorious years. Oh, okay. Good. Up to the bounds. But yeah, but it's still, but it's good. And that's the point. point. I love that. So let's go all the way back to like, you know, five or six years ago. Like what was going on that you guys decided to cross over?

Well, here we go. There was a little infidelity on my behalf, me and the babysitter. Oh, no offense, but this is like straight out of like, you know, cliche. Oh, yeah, it's very cliche, the babysitter. Well, this is why women try to get ugly babysitters, you know what I mean? Like, was the babysitter really hot? Oh, of course. Of course. I mean, I hope your wife is listening. Why did you get a fucking hot babysitter?

Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't downgrade. My God, who would you ever do that? Arnold. Arnold Schwarzenegger downgraded. I mean, if you've been there, done that beautiful, people, why not go for the made with the big tits? Listen, the problem is, is what people don't understand cheating is typically not about

what you're saying, which is, oh, I'm going to get someone better. A lot of times it's actually worse because you're like, oh, my husband downgraded what the fuck's going on here. Like that, you know, I'm better than that person. But it's not about, it's,

it's typically not about that, you know? No, no, not at all. The infidelity, you know, she was young,

she was hot, I mean. Did she come on to you? Sorry, this is kind of an interesting story. You're right. You're fine. Yes,

she did. We were kind of sitting on couch one day, and she kind of took my phone playing around and, like, shoved it down her shirt. I'm like, are you kidding me? We're going to go here?

Oh, my God. What a little cunt. Oh, yeah. I mean, not a girl's girl because, like, listen, this girl is babysitting for you and your wife. So she obviously is very friendly with your wife, right? Like, your wife is, like, cool with her? Well, it gets even higherier because this girl was one of my friends, or wasn't my friend.

It was my son's friend in school. Oh, my God. So it's, you fucked your friend. Not just your babysitter, but your son's girlfriend or, like, you know, one of his friends. One of his interests. Oh, my God. Oh, he was into her? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You fucked her first. You know, bad day. I could do a whole episode just on this. I've told you. It's got a lot of ups and down. No, no, no. Wait, so right now, was it a one-time thing?

And how was it? Can I ask? Well, I didn't have sex with her that time. Okay. So if we went along, I ended up having some pictures on my phone because, you know, that's what us guys do? We have pictures on our phones. Pictures of what?

Her tits? What are you talking about? She's just all various kind of pictures of been over my cat on my bed because she's babysitting the kids. And one day she's in my room and she took some pictures of herself and sent them to me out of my room. So this is after, this is. after she put her phone down her shirt this is like after the time it was down it was like on and you guys were like sexting each other and shit right okay and uh you know the wife got a hold of my phone one day and found it and you know it was just on from there you know it was

threatening of divorce and how are we going to deal with things and all of that it was just bad it was a bad bad time let's also put this out there first off for everybody be thinking, you know, that, you know, that I'm out here burning the babysitter, and it sounds like a babysitter's underage. No, the babysitter was over 18. Oh, my God, your wife stuff flipped the fuck out. I'm surprised she didn't divorce your ass. It was, we were right there.

We were right there. She had the papers drawled up. It was a bad scene for us at that time. Well, let me tell you, Brian, you've been posting stupid things on your page, like, oh, I'm going to talk to Kathy from Strictly Anonymous. Give me some questions about the page you want to know. I'm like,

And you have these kinds of stories. This is what people are going to be interested in hearing. You don't need questions from that. Right. Do they know these stories about you? Oh, no, no. Oh, my God, they're going to love it. Okay, let's go on.

The local scene here in Indianapolis knows, but it's not worldwide. Yeah, your audience is going to love these stories. It kicks off so, like, interesting that you guys were able, listen, the fact that this story starts with this kind of scandalous story and end with you guys happily together, banging other people, you know, is amazing. So take it from the babysitter. So then it went on from the babysitter. And, you know, one day the wife and I, we were still at odds, but we're still talking

and we're still doing dinners and lunches. And, you know, we're trying to work through things. And there's still the looming divorce talked about and whatever, blah, blah, blah. And the wife, I'm going to call her a wife. Yes, I like that. That's good. She wants to stay in a night. Yeah, I like it.

Yep. So we're sitting at one of the local bars having, you know, wangs and beer one day. She popped up. She was like, hey, I found these clubs we can go to. I'm like, what? Clubs. What do you talk about these clubs? And she was like, yeah, there's swinger clubs.

I'm like, what are you talking about swing clubs? Do that stuff really? I didn't know that stuff that's still existing. Yeah. So I was like, what are you talking about? So she started to explain I guess she looked into it or something More than I did

And because I was just trying to put our past and pass And move on and try to take care of her And gain the trust back But she was like, look She's like I thought the babysitter was hot too You know If you would have just told us Told me about it in the first time

You know we wouldn't be going through this Oh my God I'm slightly obsessed with your wife And my wife is awesome Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God It gets better and better

Right Right, right. So I'm like, okay. I said, let's look them up and find out. So she found one. I'm not going to say the name of that club because once again, I'm at odds with that club too right now. Okay. Because of the whole story, it comes out. It just may be a several episode. No, no, no, I typically could get someone's whole life story. We only five years span here. Keep going. Yeah. But a lot's going on in five years. Yeah. So we get to this club and we're checking an hour.

You know, we walk in and, you know, we don't go very deep because, you know, we're really nervous. The anxiety is high. We don't know what to expect. So we just walk into the first room and we sit down at this table with this couple. And we're sitting there talking, talking, talking. And, you know, we tell them we're new because that's what you should do when you go to a club. You should let everybody know you're new. Right.

That way, you know, the owners know, security knows because, you know, you tell security that you knew, they can keep an eye on you. Make sure you're doing the right thing and following the right things to do. Yeah. Because there's anxiety and there's, you know, all kinds of things that goes to in these people's head. And sometimes the males don't adjust with it well. Well, but anyway. And we're sitting there.

We talk and having a good time. And, you know, they pop out. They're like, hey, you know, you won't go upstairs. We're like, what? We want to go upstairs. We're like, no, now we're just hold off. So after that, you know, we go about the night. You enjoy the night.

It was cool. So after that we look up with other people. Not that night. Okay. Not yet what we're still doing to this. We're still recovering from the babysitter thing. Yeah, yeah. Which there's more babysitter to come.

Okay. So, I mean, we experienced the club that night. That was cool. And then we go home and the week goes by and whatever. And the wife was like, uh, hey, she's like, no, I, I talk to the babysitter. I'm like, oh, Lord. Fuck. What's going on? You know, I didn't know if they were, like, filing charges on me or what was going on.

All these thoughts go out through my head on the go now. She's like, yeah, she wants to meet up. I'm like, what? What do you mean she wants to meet up? I'm like, okay. So what do you mean? What are we going to do? She's like, oh, well, she's like in the next town or two over.

And, uh, we can grab a hotel room. we're all going to hook up. I'm like, what? Me? Oh my God. I've never heard such a good cheating story ever in my life. Oh my. What a way to fucking turn this around.

I couldn't have been wrong before. It was crazy. I'm telling you. So we went from being down. Now we're back to the top of the mountain. Oh, you're like some place. You're in heaven. Right.

She's going to like now go down on the babysitter while you fuck her and you're all going to have a three-sum. It's great time. Great time. So you know I stop into the gas station and pick up a pill or two. Because I don't want to let anybody down. Hey, everyone. Have a partner. Well, then why not reboot your sex life by getting Beducated? Your partner's going to thank you. Beducated is like the Netflix of Sex Education. They have hundreds of courses to choose from on sex all in one place. They literally have something for everyone. You can learn how to give your partner a Yoni massage, which is a.k.a. a pussy massage. You can learn how to

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description, click on the link and use my code anonymous. That's code anonymous. Use it now for 50% off plus a 14 day money back guarantee. Again, go to the description, click on the link and use my code anonymous. Oh, you're like some plate, you're in heaven. She's going to like now go down on the babysitter while you fuck her and you're all going to have a threesome. It's great time, great time. So you know I stop into the gas station and pick up a pill or two. You know, because I don't want to let anybody down. Yeah. So, so we go, we grab the room, the babysitter comes over, and we all do what we do, have a great time.

What did you do? Everything, like did your wife, was this the first time your wife hooked up with a woman, or had she been into chicks before? Well, I'm going to say, from my experience with my wife, I think that is the first time she kind of hooked up. the woman. Now, what she did pre me, I don't have much of her history on that one. Right. But I'm going to say that it was probably her first time. And, you know, I let them do what they did on the bid, you know. And I just sat back in the chair, kind of cucked it a little bit, you know, and just watched and then invited me on the bed. And, you know, then next thing, you know, as the babysitter's going down on the old lady, the old lady's like, go ahead and fuck her. I'm like, game on. Oh, my God. Yeah, because by that time, I'm already rock fucking hard because I'm watching two women on my bed going at it. I'm like, hell yeah.

Of course. Oh, my God. Yeah, I wasn't trying to interrupt anything. I was just trying to enjoy the moment, but they were like, hey, come on, get in, get into the bed. I was like, I'm there. Let's do this. Great. So you have a killer three time.

A killer threesome had a great time. So this is like, let's see. The weekend was the club, and I think like the next weekend was with the babysitter again. So the follow weekend, we're back at the club. Okay. And I meet up with a guy there. This is about Christmas time now, I think. So we meet up with the guy there because we go back and sit in the same area.

And there's this dude there dressed up like Santa Claus. I'm like, awesome, you know. And we talk to him because he's Santa Claus. You know, who would talk to Santa Claus? Yeah. So Santa Claus ended up, his name ends up being Rob Witt. and he was one of the local guys here in town. And he was dating the owner of the club.

So we're sitting there, we're talking, we're bullshit, and having a great time. And he's like, hey, he's like, I need a Grinch. I'm like, what do you mean you need a Grinch? He's like, well, I'm Santa Claus. He said, I've got the Grinch costume. I'm like, all right, so I get this Grinch costume on. Next thing you know, I'm feeling pretty good because I'm, I had quite a few drinks.

And, you know, I'm dad, bod, five foot, ten, whatever. I'm not the greatest in shape guy, but who cares? I'm now there dancing with people, having a great time in this Grinch God scene. And there's a stripper pole in the club. I'm up there. I'm dancing on it. I don't know how to dance a stripper pole, save my life. But I was up there.

I'm spinning around doing all those crazy stuff. And my wife is down in the crowd. She's like, who's that up in a pole? And somebody tells her that to me in the costume. She had no idea. Hilarious. And as night goes on, we got Santa Claus downstairs on the couch in an open forum. We're going down on the old lady.

Beard and all that. Red, red costume. It was pretty awesome. Awesome. Okay. So that's the first time you see a guy with your wife. Right. That was the first time.

And I sat back with it. You know, it was all right. Was there emotions? Of course. The first time is always emotional. because you want to say you're enjoying it, but you have the anxiety and the jealousy going on. I don't know too many people.

Yeah. I don't know too many people that haven't. It all depends on how you can handle it. Yeah, it depends on where you've been before. Like, there's people that I know that have been role-playing and talking about having their wife and they're very into like the hot wiping thing. And those guys just fucking love it from day one.

right well we went from just with the babysitter to now we're now some other dudes there I'm like all right this is cool well I mean that was pretty much it there you know we've had several other deals going on but nothing real exciting okay so you're at these two you so now you're like in the lifestyle is everything on the table with you guys like are there any rules or regulations or is this like you guys are just down to fuck whoever at the club have you had No, no. But we had all the conversations on what we want and what we don't want. As a new couple, we were like, you know, same room and, you know,

so I a couple same room, you know. Okay. And that didn't work. That didn't work for me because then the, you know, what do we call this? Performance anxiety kicks in. Where, you know, I'm not working because, you know, I'm worried about my life. You know, I've never had much problem with it. but she's over there with another dude,

I've got all this anxiety built up, and my stuff's not working. Oh, that's interesting. And that's more common than you think, right, in that kind of environment. And maybe exactly for the reason you just stated, which a lot of times people don't explain it, but you just explained the reason why you,

as a guy who typically could get it up, never has an issue. But that situation, you did. And it kind of makes sense, because I've heard that before many times. It's not like that uncommon. Right, and I call it performance anxiety. Yeah, makes sense.

Because you're worried about if you're, the guy is worried if he's as good as the next guy. Yeah. You know, and if the guy's headspace ain't there, it's not going to work. It's just not going to happen. Okay. And that's you. So at there, you're like it and you had a little bit too much. Yeah.

Right. So we went back home that night. You know, we parted all that night. You know, once we figured out, you know, the little Brian wasn't meet the big Brian's expectations. Mm-hmm. So, you know, we partied all that night. had a great time. We went home and we found out that you had to talk.

You've got to talk about everything. So we talked and we decided, you know, hey, you know, this time, next time out, we're going to go differently, see how things works out. So we met up with the same couple the following weekend and that's what we did. And, you know, she went to the room with a guy and I went to the girl and I pounded the shit out of it like a champ and redeemed myself. I know that's so funny. You know what I'm here? Yeah.

And I don't know what the hell they did. That's super interesting that, you know, that was the reason. And I've heard it from some women, too. They like to, they prefer to bang a guy not with their husband watching because they feel more subconscious. Yeah. And if guys say they're not, I'd say they're lying. That they're not what? Self-conscious about it.

No, some guys are just fucking into it. But a lot of guys are going to feel self-conscious. No, like I said, I remember when I first started doing my show and talking to people and them, you know, hearing about all these guys who couldn't get it up in a club. I'm like, what do you mean? Like a bunch of naked women walking around these guys' dicks don't work? And it's like, no, that's actually very common because of like what you just said. There's a lot. Yeah.

So, and so it's kind of opposite of what you would think, right? But, all right, so now you're down and you guys are playing openly, like separately and it's all good, right? Right. Well, so after all this, and we're getting comfortable in the club now, and I end up meeting the owner of the club because I'm friends with the Rob, with Santa Claus now, Rob. I meet the owner of the club, and I start getting into the club and pulling people together because that's who I am.

I love. If you haven't noticed with the page, I pulled 50,000 people together. Right. So now we're in the club, and I'm doing this on a smaller scale. Right. That's what I'm doing. Okay. And we find out there's other rooms upstairs.

There's 11 rooms in this club, and they have a Sibian room. So, oh, my God. You know, we find out the world of the sex machine. Oh, my God. So to get the machine, you have to go down to this narrow hallway, just about one shoulder width wide. It's a small hallway because this is a older building. And the Sibian is inside, like, a closet.

Literally, like a closet. And this is normal club fashion where, you know, close the door, nobody's allowed in, put the chain up, they can watch, you know, chain down, you can go in. Yeah, yeah. Kind of the chain roll. So, the wife and I, you know, we start pulling people together and to go to the Sibian room. And, uh, because there's two Sibbians in there.

And my wife has a control thing where she loves to work the controls for the women. And, uh, we sit outside and we watch and blah, blah, blah. Well, next thing we know, man, we are like, I don't know, I bet you're like 20 people deep in this little teeny hallway, crammed in this little room. The women are getting off. The guys were like rock hard in the hallway, right? You know, well,

the next thing you know, man, we have a full-blown orgy going on in the hallway. Right in the middle of the hallway. Right. Like 20 people beat. And you don't know who's grabbing you. You don't know who's on you or reaching around you or...

Right. That's an or... We love the clubs. Oh, just straight out orgy. You just don't... You don't know the people? Because, like, you know, we pulled them together, but I would walk around and just grab people.

Be like, hey, come on. There's people in the Sydney room. Let's go watch. Yeah. And it's just crazy. Yeah. So now you're like the boss guy over there, too, right? You start to get very involved in that Swinger Club?

I was very, very involved in the club. Very involved. I start going online. I start building. I start helping with their Facebook page. Yeah. People get mad because new guy in town, you know, he's stepping up. He's getting all this attention.

You know, they think I'm getting every person. I'm having sex with every person I bring him to the club, which was far from the truth. If I did, my freaking dick would have fell off. But, you know, I'm getting people involved. And people are like talking to me like, for a while they were called me Mr. Pineapple there. Uh-huh. but so let's get back to still your journey because there's bumps there's bumps in this road

oh well here here goes one of the bumps after all this yeah because now we're all up and everybody's there and everybody knows hey it's brian and his wife and you're pretty free people and you can touch them and talk to them and with your issues or whatever so the first bump comes along where it's still wintertime and the guy there's this guy one of the members, loyal members of the club, he breaks down. I'm like, hey, I'll go get them. I'm like, honey, if you go somewhere, send me a text message, blah, blah, blah. She's like, all right, you know, whatever.

Well, I go out, rescue this guy that's stranded in the snowstorm. And I come back, I can't find my wife anywhere. No messages on my phone. So, this turns bad because in this club, the employees won't. right out your significant other on where they went because it's a private club and they try to keep everything private. Right. That makes sense. Right. So I'm like, look, people, this is my wife that you're messing with. I'm like, you need to tell me where she's at. Right. And I'm assuming you're blowing up her phone and she's just not answering you. Well, there aren't no phones allowed inside this

club. Oh, and you're assuming she's inside. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I'm like, is she here? Like, yeah, she's here, but I can't tell you where she's at. I'm like, you're about, I'm like, you're about to cause a really big scene. If you don't tell, at least just tell me where she's at. I don't care who she's with. Yeah. You know, well, they didn't.

And there I went off the handle. Big scene. You know, I'm already Mr. Pineapple there. You know, everybody knows who I am. Mr. Pynaple is blowing his top off. Oh, because he can't find it. I mean, why don't you just fucking walk around and find her? That's a fake deal.

Because she was in a room with another couple. Right. Okay. And you're not allowed to knock on doors. You're not allowed to scream for people. You're not allowed to yell because you're interrupting other people's playtime. But you know what? This is my wife.

And we are like maybe you're too into this maybe. Right. For some reason this really bothered you that your wife went with this couple, didn't tell you and you don't know where she was for that moment. Even though you guys have played solo, you're fucking a ton of people. Like everything's a go. for some reason in that moment, you did not like the fact

that you didn't know where she was and she was having fun with this couple without you. Maybe FOMO? Right. Or I just wouldn't know where she's at. These are my friends. These are supposed to be my friends, my people. So you were more mad that they didn't tell you?

Right. Because if they were just like, hey, she's in room two with whoever. I've been like, oh, so she's on property. And she's not dead somewhere. No, but they did tell you she's here. We know she's here. They just didn't tell you specifically.

You're just like a little bit of a hot head maybe. I don't know. Uh-oh. I'm like a little baby. Is that what you said? Yeah. Oh, you're right. Is that a hot head?

Yeah. I mean, you know. Oh. They're just doing their job. They told you she's here. You know that she's there and you flip the fuck out. I love you, Brian. This is a very interesting story.

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She's here. They just didn't tell you specifically. You're just like a little bit of a hot head maybe. I don't know. Oh, I'm like a little baby. Is that what you said? Yeah. Oh, you're right.

Is that a hot head? Yeah. I mean, you know. Oh, yeah. They're just doing their job. They told you she's here. You know that she's there and you flip the fuck out. I love you, Brian.

This is very interesting story. Keep going. Well, I'm quite protective of her, is what it is. I want to know where she's out. I want to know where she's already. No, no, no. But you knew she was there, right? Right.

I knew she stated they didn't tell me she was there. But they wouldn't tell me exactly. Okay. Yeah. Well, I'll think if you can't tell me exactly where she at, what's wrong with her? Is she already? She was the right people? You're just telling me she's here.

She could be stuffed in the basement somewhere. Because you saw her go somewhere with somebody else. Yeah, but you're not telling me this. So you're worried for her. You're worried for her. Bad, bad. I was worried for her. You've been there a million times.

You know everybody. Been a million times and past the year. You still flip it out. I'm flipping out. Okay. So, you know, like I said, then all this is glamorous. Being near to the lifestyle and having all these emotions is not glamorous all the time,

unless you have somebody talked to. So. I think we actually got removed that night. Wait, what happened when your wife came out? Did you take it out on her? Because I'm trying to figure out who you're mad at here and who gets the brunt of it, you know? The club got the brunt of it. Okay, right.

It's who got the brunt of it. Once I found her, I had a discussion with her that, you know, hey, you were supposed to have sent the message to let me know where you were. Yeah. And, you know, and she's like, yeah, I'm sorry, blah, blah, blah. And we had that discussion. That moved on. Now, but I'm pissed with the club because you are my friends, my people. We're supposed to be treating each other as family here.

And you guys are dropping the ball. So that's me. But they're trying to run the business. And I'm trying to talk to my friends. Yeah, listen. But if you had a business and you had some fucking rules, you'd be happy that those people work for you. Because they were just doing their job and they did what they were told. And it doesn't matter that your quote unquote family, they didn't break the rules for you.

And at the end of the day, if I had a company, that's the kind of people you want working for you. Right. Right. But the owner was even there. The owner at the time that was supposed to be my friend that now I'm with her boyfriend, but the boyfriend wasn't there. Rob wasn't there. I was just dealing with the owner. And she wouldn't even tell me.

I'm like, come on, people. So I had to blow my top. That's their rule. I don't care. I didn't care. I didn't care at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

I needed to know where my wife was, to make sure she was all right. Okay, but she was fine. But anyway, you're now mad. You're flipping out at the fucking, I was mad. You're flipping out at a place where everyone's just having fun

and banging each other. There you are having a temper tantrum. Right. I'm having a temper tantra. You call it what it is. It's what it is. It was a full-blown meltdown. Okay.

Did you beat anyone up? No, no. I need that guy. Okay. I need that guy. Like I said, I want people to come together, but, you know, I just, I need nowhere to wife is. That was all. So, ah, there was that.

Did they let you back into the club? Rob was cool. He was like, he gave you a pass. Don't worry, dude. Everything's fine. No, no, no. Hell no. I didn't get no pass.

I think it was three months off. They were like. The little baby got in trouble. Time out. Yeah. I think it was three, I think it was like three months off or something. like that. Yeah, a lot of crying, a lot of boo-hood. I'm sorry. Just let us come back. Because now this when I'm addicted to it. I mean, you start going to these clubs and you're getting all these

adorphins and adrenaline going. You want to go back every weekend to catch to see what's going on. Who's doing who? Who's doing what? Yeah. Like you said, FOMO. Yeah. You want to see this stuff. Yeah. You know, you're like, like, because we're new, two years and still. You want to see what's going on. You want to see who's doing who. Right. It's a great time. So even though you were close friends with Rob, he didn't break the rules for you and let you back in. He put you on like a timeout for three months?

Well, Rob was the boyfriend. The owner was, I can't tell you that the girlfriend's name either, the owner at the time, because she's got some stuff going on. But anyway, you eventually get back. Okay, so eventually you get off of timeout and you're allowed to go back into the

club, correct? Oh, yeah, then we're back in the club and everything's honky-dory. I do lots of things. I was just big there. I was big into doing everything. I created a program there one time that was called Pancakes for Titties. That was a great time. What was that?

Oh, at midnight, I would start feeding people. Uh-huh. I'm kind of a servant kind of type of person. I think they call it. No, you're like a good host. You're like a good host. Right. You're a host.

So I start. So what I did, One night I started to make pancakes and I got online. Hey, everybody bring your favorite toppings in. Of course, that got real messy real fast. But I was like, I'll start feeding pancakes. I made a whole bunch of pancakes

and set them out for everybody. Of course, they got a little cold and people want hot pancakes. So they come to the kitchen door, they knock on it. I was like, hey, man, can I get a hot pancake? I'm like, show me your titties. Oh, there you go. And there it was.

People were flashing me for titties. or flash me for pancakes hilarious oh it was something and so then it turned into the titties for pancakes right and it was a great time oh my god

so there's a highlight with titty for pancakes so we've going up we've gone down we've gone back up with the titties for pancakes and it'd be thrown out and we're all good

everything's great we're all having these great times we're having sex with people you know full swap soft swap all kinds of shit yeah so we'll go into like new years new years

we're all party and having a great time I'm freaking hammered hammered and my wife was to play a joke on me so there's this older couple I'm gonna say they're both by because this is what happened

uh huh she sent them over to me and the old lady was like, she went to my wife and was like, hey, I want to kiss your husband. And I don't know. I'm over here bullshit with some other people.

And she gave me okay the thumbs up, but didn't tell me about it. And let me tell you something. This old lady walked straight over to me and shoved her tongue down my throat. It tasted just like multiple. I'm telling you, when she was old, she was old. Oh.

Like she was around when swinging started. But she told me about it. And I'm like, that's all right, I got you. I got you. So I knew a friend that was into toes, like feet and everything.

Uh-huh. And I guess some point in time through the night, her freak were sore. And she was sitting on the couch. And I sent him on over there. I'm like, oh, honey, this is so-and-so.

And he loves, or he didn't love you. I say, he's a great masseuse, and he wants to rub your feet. And she gets rubbing his feet and everything. Or he gets rubbing her. just sitting closer closer to her toes because he was to suck on her toes and I just and my woman my wife is not a big

toe suck person she just made a foot massage she didn't want the whole full blown you know sucking on her toes but she was about to drive that dude he was I mean he was right there foot the nose with this with my woman's toes and foolish so I don't know that was just like another high point you know it is great you know because we got comfortable there and things were just happening for us. You know, we could play around and it was great.

Yeah. Then we can go to another low point. I mean, I've got all kinds of stories here. Just keep going, okay? Just keep going. You don't have to tell me, you know. You're wasting time with those comments. Oh, I did.

Bad time. To go to the next problem. Yeah. So a low point you want is, so I was going tours and my wife comes up and there's this hot guy that I want to I want to play with a little bit I'm like all right that's cool

that's why I'm saying it's fine I didn't understand the level of place she was talking about because it was a quick conversation hey I want to go play with this guy I'm fine whatever go hang out she goes into the dance floor

and next thing you know you know, I bring these people around the corner and there's my wife laid up with some dude. It's like two people holding her up and they're like finger blasting the shit out of her. And I walk over. She's like, honey, you got to watch your step. You know, I made a big mess. I'm like, what in the hell? Here's another point.

I just went off the fucking handle again. Why? I'm like, I did not understand. Oh, she squirted all over the place. Big mess, big mess. And did she squirt with you? Or like, why were you mad? I mean, you guys have been in orgies together.

You've done everything. What's the problem? Right. The problem was, I was thinking maybe it was my little soft swap, maybe just rubbing on each other, maybe kiss on them. But, you know, when I rounded that corner and seen her laid out, and I'm like, no, we were not talking about this whatsoever. I'm like, I've got people here that I'm sponsoring, that I'm giving tours to. and next thing I know I got to come around the corner there you are laid out how am I supposed to introduce you to people I'm like you got to come to the same level where I'm at when I'm doing the sponsor thing because we we represent each other

well you didn't explain that term when she said she wanted to play you should have been like no you need to stay with me and do tours well I also didn't quite understand the level of place you wanted so we were both in the wrong of that not really you know what I mean you were more in the wrong how is she supposed to know she says she was going to go hook up with some guys you guys have been banging people forever there's this is no newbie story now okay we're years into things she's already fuck the babysitter and you're like giving her shit about all the fun she's having the nerve of you right right without me right to read your fucking mind i mean she told you she's going to hook up with these guys you've seen her do everything why would you assume that it's going to be

some romantic scenario happening PG-13. Like, why would you even assume that? Because I would assume because it was in the middle of the dance floor. I didn't expect to come around in the dance floor, have her laid it out. Would it have been better if she was in a bedroom? Probably.

Probably. She would have been like, honey, you know, I'm going to go upstairs with these guys and I'm going to play. It might have been different. So it's the fact that your wife and your, like, is representing you is like being banged out in the middle of the dance floor. And that like looks bad?

I would say it looked bad on my behalf. Interesting. Okay. But anyway, there's that. What happened with you and your wife? Talked it out. Okay. It's got to be done, you know.

And how do you get, when you talk things like that, like what do you decide next time, let's be more specific? You know what I mean? How do you get past something like that? Because that was a very big miscommunication. Right. It was a big miscommunication. That's exactly what we did.

came home that night. Yeah. And, you know, we both, you know, argued our points, got loud, whatever. But, yeah, but you have to calm down and you have to explain in detail. I would say before you even go out at night, you have to explain in detail, you know, what you to expect. Uh-huh. Because if you don't, you have these situations.

Yeah. So. Well, totally, I'm sorry, but your wife's got to know you by now, that you kind of fly off sometimes out of nowhere. You know what I mean? Like you're very in your head and who knows what could like set you off. Right. You're kind of that guy.

We've only talked like two or three times and you've got me down to a science. Yes. So you guys really need to fucking talk. Other couples, not so much after a bunch of years. They're okay. Right. Like I said, communication, learning hindsight, we have to talk it all out. Yeah.

And listen, at the end of the day, yeah, and that's what it's all about the fact that, listen, you and your wife obviously have a very secure relationship in every other area because you guys have been able to weather a lot. The fact that you were able to get through a cheating scenario, you know what I mean, and stay together and then have all these other things happen and stay together and be able to talk it out and have none of these things to be like deal breakers, right? You never say, oh, let's never go back there again. Like we can't handle this. I mean, you keep moving forward. You keep doing everything. You're really able at the end of the day to move past a lot of things together. And I give you guys credit for that.

Right. I don't give credit myself. Yeah, I give credit to her. Yeah, your wife. I mean, she was able to get past you fucking the babysitter. And she had a threesome with her. I mean, like I said, I was right. The fuck is this woman.

Right. She's awesome. Yeah. That's who she is. She's super woman. Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't ask for much more, really.

Yeah. I really can't. I mean, she kept me around, you know, because she loves me, I guess. Uh-huh. When we get down to it, you know, she must eat something in me. Yeah, I love that. You know, a good time. Right.

But yeah, but that's who she is. She's awesome. So go back. So you don't work through that little outburst. I got through that one. Well, that was a huge outburst because that turned into every one. week, man. These people were just messing with me time and time again.

What do you mean? What do you mean? These people. Oh, the group of people that she was with, you know, then they started trying to attack me because, you know, who's he think he is. Yeah, well, who's he think he is? And, you know, they start making comments and, you know,

when they walked by, they would shoulder me and all this. Well, let me ask you this, Ryan. Let me just ask you this. Like, when you saw your wife doing that, right? And she crossed the line and did too much. Like, did you take it out on the people she was with instead of her? Because, like, they, they weren't in the wrong. They don't know who the fuck you are. They don't give a shit about walking around. Like, this is a swinger club. You're allowed to fingerbank someone on the dance floor, right? So did you give them, did you go off on them or did you, like, pull your

wife aside and have an argument with her? All right. Well, then let's back this up a little bit. All right. This is where I've learned. Yeah. That as a guy, you should, you should. first find out, A, is this woman got another guy. Okay. If she, is she there with somebody? Uh-huh. And B, the man should be man enough to go find the husband, go talk to husband, go send for the husband. Okay.

So you guys can talk this out. Okay. So your wife never said anything to them. She acted like she's single and she just went up to them and like started hooking up with them. Yeah, I don't know how, what was said because I was out doing the tour. and giving the rules and all this, all this other shit going on. Okay.

So you take it out on these guys and they think you're a doucheback. Yeah. Right. So, and then what happened is this. After the big blow up, I ended up getting all the guy's phone number. Because I have another story I probably want to have to back up on,

to elaborate on this. Back a little farther back at the beginning. But I got the phone number of the guy. And I'm like, hey, bud. I tried to apologize. eyes and I try to make things right. And this dude was pretty well like, fuck you. I'm going to do what the hell I want to do.

She said it was okay. I'm like, did you know she had a husband? Yeah. I'm like, did you know she had a husband and that the husband was there? Yeah, but I didn't care. I'm going to do what I want to do. Right. And there we go.

Here we go. The fire's brewing. Yeah. Off the handle. go. I'm like, look, buddy, I'm just trying to make things right. I'll say, put things behind us, blah, blah, blah. Now, this is what I've learned. And this is how I learned to try to give people benefit of the doubt and try to communicate in all this. So that's the down. Here's an upside for me. So earlier, I ended up in the club, fucking nasty drunk, dirty drunk.

just drunk drunk like they should have threw my ass out drunk I ended up getting naked because I found out when I get drunk I like to get naked and when I get naked shit happens so I ended up with this hard on

and I find all these women sitting in a row and I'm walking down this row of people of women and each one of them's giving me head all the way down the row you know that's fun one like I'm a stripper like I'm a stripper or something

yeah that's fun So I get to the end And here's Miss Stephanie there She's going down on me And here comes her man Which this is Where I've learned this rule to find Significant Other

He goes off the hand He goes off the freaking handle And he just snatches her off my dick Out the door they go He didn't talk to me or nothing He just rolled Right and I'm like, oh my God, I did something wrong.

I don't understand what I did because I'm still new with this. And do where they go. Following week, he comes in, he sees me. He's like, he's this little short Italian thing, built like a fire hydrant. He said, Brian, I want to talk to you right now. And I'm like, oh, my God, I am going to have to take this on the chin. I said, I've been dreading this, but you know what? We're going to do this.

I said, all right, bud. I said, let's go. I know he's will take me outside, and he's just going to freaking beat this shit right out of me, and I'm going to take it because I probably deserved it. Nope. He took me outside. He gave me a great big hug.

He's like, I understand you're new. I'm like, whew. Right. I'm like, relief. Right. You need to, like, roll a little bit more like that guy. Just like he, when he was mad at his wife for doing that, he took it out on his wife, not you. He took her out and he dealt with it with her.

He didn't flip the fuck out on you. It wouldn't have been. It's not your fault. Right. Just like it wasn't those guys' fault on the dance floor. Well, that's the guys on dance where I was mad at the moment there and we left. I know, but didn't you flip out on that? But did you flip out on that?

Or did you just take your wife out like this guy did? I took the wife out like that. Oh, I thought you flipped out on them. I thought you were mean to them. Well, well, well. probably in the moment for a short term yeah I was like motherfuckers what are you doing this is my life blah blah blah blah right that's why those guys were like fuck you that's why they didn't care when you came back to apologize because it was like imagine that guy started yelling at you while you're getting blown by all these people like it's not really your fault he didn't though that's the thing you'd take advice from that guy go on right well but that's what I did because I made that phone call like like I know but you have to understand after the fact they think you're like a hot head douchebag that of course the guy's going to be rude and defensive you know he's not going to just cow down like immediately to you that's normal

right you might have to grow up a little bit more but but cam gave me the speech outside and what blah blah blah blah but what was under do with my wife I tried to call him the next day to to get the perfect you like hey man this is the way you should do things he's like well fuck you I'm going to do what I want to do and I'm like oh what the hell so That was another downside. I mean, I've got tons of stories, ups and downs, and it's just always something. Well, I think, you know, you swirl a little drama. This is a Brian thing.

I talk to a lot of cop balls, you know. I think typically, like, all of these traumatic situations are, you know, related to your flipping out. It's one thing to have feelings about something, right, being upset that they won't tell you. or being upset that your wife is, you know, on the floor getting finger banged in a place where you didn't want her to. But it's another thing to flip out like a crazy person on people, right? Like that you're very reactive. And that's an issue you have. And it gets you in trouble.

No one's saying that you can't have these feelings at these things, but these stories should be, yeah, and then I saw my wife and she was doing something and really made me feel uncomfortable. And so we went home and we discussed it. You know what I mean? But your stories are you're getting in fights with all these people. it's kind of funny. I mean, they make for good story, but that's just you. Who? There's just so many more.

I know, but maybe you need to learn how to like sit with a feeling without like flipping the fuck out, you know, and you don't want to have all these issues. Because it's not like it's, it doesn't break you and your wife up. These are like these bumps in the data are your bumps. It's never your wife having any bumps. It's you. There's no bumps here. None of these stories involve your wife doing anything like flipping out, getting a child. You're the one with all the problems.

But you're also the one starting lifestyle pineapple. You're also the one making pancakes. You know, this is what makes you an interesting guy. This is what makes you an interesting guy to me. Everyone is a fucking concoction. Your concoction is super interesting. Here you are this guy that brings a lot of people together and everything and you're super nice and you're like this great house. And then you also like have this side where you're.

you flip the fuck out and you take it out on the wrong people sometimes. So maybe just get that under control. But, you know, you're the same guy that's making pancakes and you're super, like, friendly and upbeat and nice, you know. And then sometimes you have these outbursts like a child. And that's maybe what you need to work on. Well, I'm also not throwing my wife under the bus and telling you her stories. Well, maybe she needs to call on. I don't know about your wife, but like a track's like.

So maybe she's a little dramatic like you or two. I don't know. you know i'll talk to her i'll talk i'll talk i'll talk to her see we can't get her on yeah i would love it and we'll and we'll compare notes oh my god i would be obsessed to talk to the woman that literally caught her husband you need to let her listen to this i was like that literally caught her husband fucking the babysitter and turned the whole thing around to the point where she got to fuck the babysitter too i mean you just that is like the best story i've ever heard of my life if she was my friend I'd fucking high-fiver and be like, what a great problem solver you are.

You know what I mean? Like, she turns shit around like I've never heard before. I'm obsessed with her and I'm obsessed. And I like people that don't make sense. Listen, the more real people are, the more they won't make sense. Do you know what I'm saying? Like I said, like you're kind of a concoctuary. It doesn't make sense.

You have this whole other side of you that doesn't go with the host and everything. But you're just a real person. And that's just the way that you fucking are. Just real. Yeah. And real people don't make sense. And people are a whole bunch of concoction. And I think maybe you could work on that little part of you.

But, you know, without that part of you, we wouldn't have all these fun stories. Right. Well, let me give you this story about it. Because this is a me screw-up again because I'm a big pile of screw-ups and, you know, do as I say, not as I do type deal. So, glorious wife. After that big blow up of her giving me a head without asking him and all that stuff. When he took me outside that night, he gave me permission. He's like, well, now that I know you, you have free reign to do whatever you want.

I'm like, great. So I talked through Stephanie through the week and we're playing this orgy, right? We're like, yeah, we're going to have this orgy. We'll get people together. It'd be a great time. Well, her and I had heads that, you know, if she's getting people, I'm getting people we're going to meet up.

Well, neither one of us talked to anybody for some reason or we don't get the people together. So Stephanie and I just kind of fucked downstairs and the wife catches us. and she didn't know where I went but she stumbled like dump in this stuff like she brought my head

something worse than your wife has ever done to you you literally disappeared without even telling her you were going to go fuck somebody pretty much I mean that's what you want to be like a fucking hypocrite yeah the hot had that can't handle yeah because listen you put yourself

in your wife's position you were flipping out when you knew where she was you know and you're like in this place and you don't even tell her. Oh, my God. Well, I did tell her that we were trying to put something together. But we ended up disappearing because we thought everybody was there. Yeah.

So, you know, you're just like, you know, of course your wife would be mad. You give her shit about all this stuff. So, so what, like I said, I don't tell you all her stories. This is just a little. And you can talk to her and get her side of the story. I don't want to tell you her emotions. So anyway, she catches us. in the bed going at it.

She comes up, grabs me by my ear like I'm a child. Grab me by my ear and drags me out of the club by my ear. You are like a child. By my ear. Sorry. I got it. Oh, yeah, she was mad on that one. As she should be.

Listen, you give her shit about all this stuff. Of course, she's going to come back and be like, you're not fair. You don't play fair. And, you know, this is how I'm real, and I can give people advice because I've done live through it. Yeah, but you guys are sloppy. You're a little sloppy. You're a little sloppy. And, but, like, you should, your advice should be, don't do what I do.

Or, like, check with the guys. Do what I say, not as I do. Yeah. I mean, I, listen, I don't do that. Do as I do. No, but, like, I just don't see the point of your stories. Like, I know what you're trying to say is, like, oh, you should always check with the husband and everything. but like where you ruin these stories is the way you react to them.

And then so the story becomes about how you acted inappropriately and took your anger out on the wrong people instead of like talked through your emotional stuff and everything. Right. So I think that you're coming from the right place. You're a human being. You have feelings. And the truth is that no matter how professional you are as a swing or as an open relationship, feelings are going to come out. And sometimes people might feel jealous for no reason, shit, you know. And you have to be able to talk about it and work through it and stuff.

And you need to learn how to like not be so reactive when things happen because things do happen. And that's really the point, you know. So listen, Brian, we will get your life on. Okay. Do me a favor and give a shout out to your page. And I'm going to put a link to it in the description because I highly recommend your page. For anyone, even if you have one fucking question about the lifestyle, you go on there. You're going to get 85 people, verified people in lifestyle, literally responding to you and giving you all kinds of

of advice and stuff. And that's what Facebook pages are all about. And I love that. So give a shout out to your page because I think it's great. All right. We're a pineapple lifestyle 101 on Facebook. We are just a strictly educational, conversational Facebook group. We do not share pictures.

We are not doing the mean chats. We don't do any of that. If you have problems, you have issues, you let us know. We have therapists. We have doctors. We've got everything that you possibly could need to help you get through the lifestyle and your problems. Yeah. I highly recommend it.

You don't even talk it up as good as it is. It's fucking great. People should sign up. There's so much interaction going on there. It's very engaged. I was very impressed. I think you did a great job with that. I love your story, by the way.

I love how messy you are. And do me a favor and try and get your wife on. Okay. This will probably be up next week. So I'll keep you posted when it air. Right on. Okay. And make sure.

your wife listens to it. Brian, you're so much fun to talk to. This was like so much fun. Thank you so much for calling in. You're cool. All right, Kathy. I appreciate you guys. Thank you.

Bye. Bye, Brian. All right. Bye, right. All right, right, right. Rana. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession,

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