Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1188 - Mr. Wonderful was Married Twice and Now he's In an Open Relationship

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

Mr. Wonderful was married twice and now he’s in an open relationship with Carrie (ep #1186) and he called in tot all all about it. Tuned non to hear all the details including hiss first and second marriages and why they didn’t work out, the cheating he was doing behind second wife’s back and who he was cheating on her with, the girl he dated who got him into the lifestyle, the threesome he had with his gf and his friend,  the couple him and his gf hoked up with and what would go down between them and why it eventually ended, his new girl (Carrie #1186) he’s dating and and the free pass they both have and how it’s set up, how he’s chronic date and why he cant be alone and would rather be with a stranger every night, his fave online dating site to meet chicks, the threesome he’s having this weekend with his new girl plus a whole lot more. **To see HOT pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712  Want to be on the show? Email me at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed.  Sponsors:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bluechew.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Get your first month of the new Blewchew Max FREE! use code: STRICTLYANON ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beducate.me/pd2520-anonymous⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Use code: ANONYMOUS to get 50% off your yearly pass plus get a 14-day money-back guarantee  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://viia.co/STRICTLYANON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Try VIIA and use code STRICTLYANON for great SEX and sleep ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://butterwellness.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Use the code “STRICTLY” at checkout for 20% off your entire order ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://liferx.md⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Start your transformation now and get $50 OFF your first month, use code: ANONYMOUS ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://vb.health⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To get 10% off Load Boost and Drive Boost by VB Health use code: STRICTLY Follow me! Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Everything else ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcas⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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get information out of him. But it's like a fun story. I mean, this is a guy that's been married twice. He's kind of in a long distance open relationship. Now he's a young guy. He's in his late 30s now, but he was married when he's 18 and then he's married when he's 26. He's always been a little bit of a cheater. He's had a lot of drama in his relationships. He's also done crazy things. Like, you know, when he was cheating on his wife with one girl, they were hooking up a couple. His girl was banging his friend. He talks about all that crazy sex that they had. And then the girl that he's with now, they fuck other people, even though they're long distance

and they share stories with each other and they get their needs met with other people. While he's still like massively online dating, we talk a lot about, you know, that guy, because he's this guy. And I talk a lot about my brother, the fact that my brother's this guy. And anybody listening, you probably know this guy or this girl who is like chronically online dating. Like he like needs to be on an online person every night and he's working it. And we talk about that and why he does that and what he gets out of it and all the sex that he has. So to me it's a really interesting episode. Like I said, you might either be able to relate to him or you know somebody like him. You know, he's got some hot stories. So there's a little bit of a lot of different things in this episode. So I'm going to get right to and be right back on with Mr. Wonderful. Hey, Mr. Wonderful. This is a funny name. Welcome to the strictly anonymous podcast. How are you today? I'm good. Thank you for having me.

So listen, you left a confession. You know, and listen, it's not like you're a swing or you're having orgies. You're a young guy, but you bang a lot of chicks that you meet online, not out in person. Like you've got slightly no game in person or there's no way you could hook up in person. Maybe you don't have game. Maybe it's not that you don't have game, but maybe nobody meets up in your generation in person now. I don't know. But like you get, you fuck a lot of girls that you meet online.

And I was like, you know, I would have this on my show. only because I think some guys suck online, you know? Maybe you could give some pointers. I don't know. How old are you? You sound like you're 14. I'm 36. What?

All right. Well, I would really say you sound like you're 24. You're 36? Okay. I'm 36. Okay, let me get you some backstory on you, Mr. Wonderful. Have you ever had a long-term relationship? I have.

I have two failed marriages. I'm doing great here. What? Oh, my God. You sound like a baby. I'm thinking you're just like all. You're just got to. out of college and you're just banging a lot of checks.

I have you so wrong. No, no, no, no. Which is great, which is funny. I like, it's a humbles me. You know what I mean? I really don't know anything. Okay. So you were a guy, you've been married twice?

I have. Oh my God. When was your first marriage? So we got married at eight. Yeah, we were young. That was at 18. Did you get her pregnant? Like, why get married at 18?

Unless you get someone pregnant? Well, so, no, that's, so we were like middle school sweetheart. It was kind of on and off type thing. and then she ended up moving in with me at 18 and I guess I thought it was a great idea to get married. Oh my God, whose idea was that? Hers, your mothers, yours? I mean, to be honest, I think it was more so like,

I knew that's what she wanted. Yeah, I get it. And I thought I was in love. And I think at the time I was, but it was pretty dysfunctional. I'll tell you that. It's a long story. We can't get into all of that. No, we don't need to.

And it's 18-year-old drama. Like, who cares? But you know what I'm saying? Like, how do you even judge either one of you what you did at when you're 18? It's just dumb, you know? And that's okay.

And that's why you're not supposed to be married when you're 18, you know? Even though they did it many, many years ago, like probably my mother got married when she was 19 and she was like the worst mother. And I'm like, you know, at some point I realized,

well, that's because she had like kids when she was like 20 something years old. You know what I'm saying? Like you got to give people a pass when they're younger. At least I do always because I was a fucking mess when I was younger. Crazy. So, all right.

Has that changed? Yeah, 100% change. Yes, for sure. Okay. I was like thrown out of three high schools. I mean, I was really bad. And I'm so fucking together now.

It's like crazy. Hey, we have a lot in common. Oh, why? You were thrown out of a lot of schools too? I was, yeah, I was a piece of shit kid. Yeah, me too. I'm not a piece of shit, but I try. You know what I mean?

I'm self-aware. You try to be better. You try to be better. You have to be self-aware. I was very self-aware. And I did a lot of work on myself to close. to clean up my act, but I was damage goods for sure. Hey, I hear you. I do therapy every Thursday. That's good. I'm trying not to suck. Yeah, that's good. No, there's hope for you because I'm like a great

poster child for like how someone completely wayward could become completely successful in the same lifetime. Yeah. Okay. There's hope. So, all right. So when's your second marriage, by the way? I mean, I never got married, but, you know, when was your second married? You might be more of a hopeless, romantic than I ever was. No, it's kind of a, I don't want to get into all the details. You don't have to, just we're doing this stuff real fast. It kind of gives me away, you know what I mean? It kind of gets rid of the anonymous thing.

No, it doesn't. Some of the details would. The second one I got married in 2000. Just tell me how old you were. Oh, how old I was? Yeah. Shit, I don't know. How old was I in 2020?

I don't know. How old are you now? I was like, I was like, what? 30. Something around there. So you're in your early 30s, right? Five years ago, you're 33. You're 37 now.

You're 32 around that age, right? So a while after your first marriage is, right? So a while after your first marriage, you meet another girl. How long were you dating her before you got married? Like a long time? Yeah, we dated for a while. Okay, for like many years? Yeah, it was like a good solid, like I think it was like two and a half years, almost three years.

And did you get married that time because of kids or just out of love? No, no. there's hindsight's 20-20 right and I don't want to get into all the details but yeah we were my show is about fucking details dude okay so you're gonna have to get into some details I mean no one's gonna know

you're like you know how many millions of failed marriage stories are out there how is yours so specific to you I'm sure it's so generic a million other people have the same fucking story but why do you marry your girl okay so I got orders to Hawaii and the military will fund that move if you're married. So we kind of rushed, we kind of rushed into it. Okay, that's okay. You think

so many people who haven't done the same shit, whether it's a passport or whatever. Yeah. Okay. So you did it for that reason. Well, yes. Yeah. The short answer is yes. Yeah, I get it. That was why you got married, but you were still dating and like this girl, right? It's not the only reason why you were with her to begin with. And so how long did the quote unquote marriage last? Well, so we're in a Hawaii and like actually like being married and happy probably like a year. Okay. And then it went really south? Yeah, it did.

Did someone cheat? Like how does something go so south so fast? I mean, it's like one year down. Yeah. So check this out. I got a story for you. Exactly. I know how to find stories.

Okay. This is why I do this job. Yeah, you do. I have a million stories. Okay. Okay, but let's get this one. Put your seatbelt on. I will.

So I love. lived in military housing and I shared a common wall and me and the neighbor, we became a thing. So a girl or a guy? Literally, literally, no, no, no, the girl. Okay. I'm not any guy. Well, you know with my show, you never know. Okay, so go on.

Oh, yeah. No, that's fine. You know, you can do what you want. Yeah. That's not my thing. Girl. Okay. You start cheating on your, your fucking wife with the girl that lives literally.

on the other side of your bedroom wall. Yeah, but don't worry. Don't worry. I got it in the end because I ended up falling in love with her and then she ended up leaving me and I was like head over heels in love with this woman. So. Ince karma. It's a karma.

Karma fucking got my ass. Your ex must have been so fucking happy when she found out. I mean, she obviously found out you're banging this other girl across the hall right next door. No, no. No? I kept, we kept it very proud. it and then as soon as it happened like the first initial time i was like whoa like i really like this girl and so that's when i told my wife like hey i don't think i like want to be with you and

but then we but then we lived together for you know like another year but did she know you were going next door and dating the girl no no she didn't know who or where she just knew that we weren't like we talked about it and we weren't together but we lived together but it was really rough for her because she didn't have any friends or anything like that Oh my God, poor thing. Good thing she didn't know that you were also on top of that bang in the girl right next door, right under her nose. I know. I know.

And the fucked up thing is there was like we were friends. She had her number. Like not like best friends, but like there'd be like, you know, functions going on. And we'd like hang out at like one of the houses around there. And it'd be like a little block party type deal. And so like there'd be times I'd be hanging out with her. And then my wife's like texting her like, hey, like let's catch up. you know like oh my god it's like oh it's like and it sucks because like i'm not a piece of shit

i'm like it sounds like it from this small amount of information you're gathering yeah but i'm not so like i was torn both on both sides like i'm like she's all fucked up you know what i mean and then it's like but then i'm being selfish and doing what i want to do it's just like it was it was tasking mentally to be honest yeah for sure because you're just living a little bit of a double life because you're not a piece of shit and you don't want your that other girl to find out right you don't want to hurt her feelings something shit happen sometimes let me ask you this though so did you are you still with that girl or you're not with her anymore no no no okay we yeah we split but we're like everyone in my life like everything's good okay cool yeah we still talk and everyone's friends no issues

okay so when do you become like this massive online horror I mean like deep down like inherently I've kind of always just been a whore okay Have you always cheated on all your girlfriends and wives and shit? Well, I really only had three relationships. Okay, well, that's a lot. And I guess the short answer is yes. Okay. What would be the long answer?

Yes, but. That it's circumstantial. You know what I mean? Like, there's a lot more information that you can throw in here. Okay, but did you cheat on every single one of them? Like, do you have a hundred percent rate of cheating? like three times in a relationship, three times cheating? So, no, so the girl that I fell in love with, I never cheated on her.

But me and her were doing some shit. Like, we were doing kind of like some swinger type stuff. So you were getting your fill that way, like, and stuff with her? It was a weird time. I could tell you that. Well, you were 18. Is this the 18 year old one? No, no, no, no.

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Like we were doing kind of like some swinger type stuff. So you were getting your fill that way like in stuff with her. It was a weird time. I could tell you that. Well, you were 18. Is this the 18 year old one? No, no, no, no, this was my last, my last girlfriend. Okay, so your last girlfriend you didn't cheat on her.

How long you date her for? That was the next door neighbor. That was like, we dated for like a year. Okay. And so how did you get into the swinging? Let's start getting some stories. So she was in a very dysfunctional marriage for like 10 years. And, you know, we talked a lot and she, she was just a very sexual woman.

And I was like, all right, like, what are you into? You know what I mean? and she told me and I was like, I wanted to try to facilitate something that would be fun for her. You know what I mean? Yeah. She's been in this mundane, boring, you know, relationship with a narcissist for 10 years. I'm like, hey, let's get you out of that. Let's do something fun.

What can I do for you? You know what I mean? Yeah. So. So she said, let's go fuck couples. Let's go to swingers club. Like, what happened? No, no, no, no.

Like, I set it up. Like she told me some stuff like that turns around and I was like, all right, I'm going to set something up. So then I talked to one of my good friends and I was like, hey, you want to fuck around? And I showed him a picture and he was like, oh, yeah. Oh, okay. So that's kind of interesting. It's not like you go out and find another girl. You find a guy friend of yours that's going to like bang your girl with you.

Well, yeah. So that's how that happened. But then like we kind of dove into a couple other things. Mm-hmm. But how was that? Did you do a threesome? Did you just sit there and watch? Was it hot to watch your girl? Fuck another guy.

Are you into that? So I don't necessarily need like another dude involved. Yeah. For me, like what turns me on is like if my girls turn on. Yeah. So so like if she's like yeah, like I love this shit, then I'm, I'm with it. Yeah, like I'm with it. So like we did this multiple times.

So like we'd be like kind of gangbanging her or you know sometimes I'd like chill back and just like let them do their thing. Who's them? How many guys are the most at one time? Oh no, no, just just the one dude and her. Okay. And then you know they're like doing their thing but he would usually finish pretty quick. And so then it's like, all right, I'm coming in and fucking own this shit. Right.

Like I got this. I'll take over, you know? Yeah. Uh-huh. But then she would get her fix from, you know. getting little this, little that.

Yeah, okay. So go on. I mean, go on with what? I mean, I was like, we did that multiple times.

No, you said we got it to other shit. Oh, yeah. So then we met somebody on the other side of the island and then we got in some stuff with them.

It was kind of weird. And then. Who's them? Guy or girl or them? What, it was a couple. Okay. So you did it to specify.

So essentially, nowadays you need to specify. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right.

Okay. Essentially we would do like, we did that a couple times too. It was like, we would do like a swap essentially. Yeah, well, these are like real things that people do on my show.

You're like acting as if like you just want to go to your, the life of just banging solo chicks. This is the stuff people want to hear. This is the stuff that like a lot of people don't do, ever wind up doing. You know what I mean? Couple swapping. You know,

getting their friend to fuck their girlfriend in front of them. This is, this is like some, you know, people that are listening. to my show goals, right? And you're just like trying to blow through it. Yeah, I guess it's like, because for me, it's just kind of like, oh, yeah, we just did this,

you know. I know, but I need to tell you that's not the way it is for most people. So, you know, with that couple, like, were they way older than you? Were they your same age? Were they super hot? No, so the dude, he owned a company, like, some business, and he made a lot of money. So, like, we go to the bar and this guy would, like, I just show up, well, both of us. Yeah.

We'd show up and, like, just drink for free, eat for free. And then he had, like, he was renting, like, an Airbnb in Kailua. And it was like $35,000 a month to stay there, a bunch of rooms. And, yeah, like, so anyways, the dude was older. The chick was, I think, a little younger than me. Mm-hmm. and honestly they were just a bunch of fucking dysfunction but were they hot

nah like to be honest to be honest us being brought in was a hookup for both of them like I like my dick's way better than that guys period right and then and then my girl was just like absolutely gorgeous so this dude he didn't really like he didn't like me fucking his chick but if he was entertained by my chick, he would let it go. You know what I mean?

He's like, well, like I get this piece of candy. So I'll let you fuck my girl because I get to fuck yours. Yeah, so anytime like my girl was like, eh, like I'm kind of over it or whatever. Then all of a sudden he's over it because he's like, I don't want you fucking need my wife. You know? Oh my God, but everyone's like in on the trades easier, right? Like you're trading it for like free drinks and food in this fat house and he's treating it for banging your chick, right?

And you're getting something out of it. I mean, you're both getting something out of it. I mean, yeah. Ultimately, we're all just using each other for something. Yeah, exactly. What were you guys going back there if they were some busted couple? You fucked them. Well, because, yeah, I know it was kind of a like catch-22, right?

Because if I want to see her, where do I go with her? There's nowhere to really go. And then we live next door to each other. So then it's like, all right, we can. go to this fucking like hang out this dysfunctional millionaire you know it's like no no no you're living on an island not with four people like tons of people i've been to hawai okay like so you're on and not like what do you mean you could only go see them it's catch 22 i don't understand well no it wasn't like like if we wanted to like you're not gonna pay for a hotel like every time

we want to like be intimate so like we would stay like out on the beach and just like chill in the car all so you're saying this is when you guys couldn't be to get a Was this when you were cheating or this is when you were still living with your girl and you're like single? No, no, no. This is when I was having this full-blown affair. Oh my God. You don't know how to tell a story. That's a good part of the story.

The fact that you're actually having threesomes and letting her fuck guys while you're cheating. Yeah, yeah. Like I'm over here talking about these people are dysfunctional. Shit. I'm the one that's dysfunctional. Oh, my God. Hey, but I told you I'm self-aware. At least I'm self-aware.

Yeah. Okay. So while you're cheating and girl this is happening. So the catch-twint two. is really the reason why the only way you could bang this girl because you can't fuck her next door because your girl is there

and whatever. Not the only reason. We would fuck in the car and hang out at the beach and like live in the car drinking Perseco and just fucking off, you know,

like all night and shit. Yeah. But I'd rather have a nice bed at a nice house. That's what I'm saying. You were there for the fat house. My knees all, my knees all fucked up

because one's on the floor of the car and shit. You know, like I like doggy styles. My knees are getting hurt. Yeah, listen, CarSax could be fun, but, you know, after a while, you know, a five-star Airbnb is going to beat it any day. So you both took it for, took one for the team to get a nice place to bang. I mean, was she into the guy, fucking him?

No, I don't know. Did she feel around with a girl? A little bit. Yeah, like, it was a, it was a weird time, I could say that. How many times did you go over to their house? I don't know. like a good handful. Wow.

And then it just like started getting worse and worse. And then like the chick, she was like real. Like when we first met them, they were doing Coke. And then like you could tell like it started becoming like a problem. Right. Mm-hmm. Like she like we'd get over there and like she had been up all night the night before. This guy's got all the money.

You know what I mean? And he like talked shit about her being on Coke. But then he's buying it for. her and it's like okay dude like this is very it's all very cliche in a way you know it's kind of like yeah it was super dysfunctional these are like characters that could be written into you know white lotus and people would buy it because we've all maybe come across people like this once in our lifetime but you fuck them which is kind of funny a handful of times so a bunch of times okay so you and her did like crazy things while you were cheating on your girl you were kind of living it up why you keep reinforcing

that like you're trying to see you down over there no I know how to tell a good story I like add the flare and the drama okay you're like you don't know how to tell a good story you're talking about like three senses if it's like hot wiping situations as if it's like it doesn't mean anything and you're blowing through it trust me I'm the smart one on this conversation okay I hear you all right so you have all that okay when do you start you've always been like a whore like you very into sex whatever what's with this whole online thing that you think you you're you know, you get the name Mr. Wonderful. Because so far, I mean, I wouldn't call you Mr. Wonderful with anything you've told me.

Fair enough. Where does the nickname come from? I don't know. Like, literally it was just like, I need to think of one and it just sounded funny. Oh, okay. So, but anyway, I was thinking you call yourself Mr. Wonderful because you get all these chicks to like you. I mean, that is wonderful.

Okay. So tell me that story. So, all right, so like, I've always kind of done online dating, you know what I mean? And I kind of, like, I would say it's probably like a problem. You know what I mean? Like, I spend way too much time setting shit up, lining shit up. Like, there's a lot of time and effort I'd put towards it. But no, like, where I live now, it's just, I don't know, it just, it's just like, so when I lived in Florida, it was, it was good there. When I lived in Texas, it was good there. Listen, my brother is online dating after, has like failed second marriage and he says and I was like wow you make a good point he's like this is not like this doesn't promote dating this promotes being single like being online as a single guy out there he's like this does not make me want to get in a relationship because there's just always another hot girl in his inbox you know what I mean and there's just so many of them he's like how does this promote want make anyone want to settle down because it's like there's just a lot of chicks on there right

is that what you found when you went online looking for women and is that why you can't settle down because there's just so many hot girls hitting you up? Well, no, so check this out. I have kind of settled down. Like, I'm actually dating someone now, but me and her are the same person, like the way we think sexually and like what we want to do, but she's a female and I'm a male.

So like it works out perfectly. We're both just, we're both sluts. Oh, I love that. That's like third times a charm. Maybe this will be the one for you. Oh, I know. It's going great. I was like really beat up.

after my last girlfriend. And yeah, I was feeling like real depressed and shit and whatever, blah, blah. But no, everything is going good with my girl now. And we both love Latinas. And we went to Puerto Rico. And I, oh my God, I want to move to Puerto Rico. Okay, so wait. So, you know, you kind of like didn't know what you're talking about before we spoke

because you're trying to tell me like this whole story is about your online dating. But really, let's talk about this relationship now because you, guys do have extracurricular like hookups as well in this relationship that you're in right now? Yeah. So she doesn't live in the same city I live in right now, but she will soon. She's relocating. But yeah, like she does her thing. I do my thing. Do you do things together too? Yeah. So that's that's the plan. You know what I mean? Let's talk about two things that I love. I love the summer. I'm like obsessed with the hot weather. and I love when my guy goes down on me. Now, I don't know if you listen to my episode with Erica the other day,

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like how we go about things. Like we're pretty successful, I guess you could say. And yeah, like it almost feels like we've been trying so hard. You know, like you try too hard and then it just doesn't happen. Yeah, well, how far does she live from you? It's like an 11-hour drive. Right. So it's like a plane ride. Nine hour drive? Yeah, that's a plane ride. No, no, no, actually, eight-hour drive.

Okay. Okay. Plain ride. Yeah, okay. So have you ever fucked her in real life? Her? Have you seen her a lot? I mean, she lives, you know, far away. No, no, no, I literally just saw her. And then I'm going to see her today. she's flying in today. Okay.

Well, how long you've been dating her for? Let me get this. Let me get the information. Let's see. Not that long, to be honest. Maybe like, how long? Who's there? She's there right now?

No, no, it's my buddy. I was trying to ask him for a timeline. To be honest, I couldn't even tell you. Maybe six months? Okay, months. Months, there's a difference. So months, a bunch of months, right? Okay, not a year yet, but, you know,

getting there. And in that time, like, can you count on two hands how many times you've seen her, or do you see her every weekend? Well, so it's kind of ramped up a little more and more. Like, the more time we spend together, the more time we spend together, if that makes any sense. Yeah, for sure. Do you have an open relationship now because she's so into sex and you are and you live so far away? Is it kind of like you each have a free pass to do whatever? Yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, like, we talk about it. And it's like, oh, like, you got someone coming over. It's like, well, let's call before, you know, they come over. And, you know, they come over. and then, oh, who was it?

And I'm like, oh, this person, how was it? And I'm like, you know, I fucking same shit is always, you know. Yeah, but does she like the details? Do either one of you, like, get off on hearing about it? Yeah, yeah. So I think it's, I think it's a little more liked when it's like when we're in person together. Mm-hmm. You know, because then, like, when you're not in person, I think more so on her side,

it's like she wants to be with me and she's not. And then, this is going to sound cocky, but like any of the dudes she gets with is probably not as good as me. What makes you so good? I just, I don't know, I just like have it down to a science. Like it's like, like dudes are so dumb. I mean, people are dumb in general, honestly, across the board. But no, it's like, it's like the small things, you know? Like every woman is going to be turned on by something different.

And I just figure out what that I figure out what that is. And I just make that happen. Yeah, that's right. Go in and go hard. You know, it's like, hey, like, you got to finesse it. Yeah, some guys are just literally thinking about what's getting them off. But if you really focus on the woman and ask her and know exactly how to turn her on, then that's going to be the ultimate for sure.

Well, so the thing is it actually kind of works. It's like a win-win because what turns me on is turning you on. You know what I mean? So like, so everybody wins. It's like, most guys are into that. Most guys are pleasers, you know, and they really like to please women. I don't know about that.

Well, I know a lot of guys that are very into pleasing. And there's nothing wrong with that. But sometimes they just want to please for too long. And I'm like enough already. Like, you know what I'm saying? It's like they want to put on a fucking show because they're so into it. They could like make you, they want to make you come five times as even because it's like so hot for them. And then they come once.

But like that's a little much after. while. But, you know, I do find that most guys, I think, do love pleasing women and a lot of guys get very turned on. But trust me, I've fucked plenty of guys who were very selfish and don't think twice about me or any other girl, right? And they're never going to be as good as those pleaser guys, right? Because those pleaser guys are like you. They're really paying attention to what you respond to. They're very intuitive. They're really into, you know, focusing on you. And you could pick up on that. And that's hot.

And that's a guy that's going to be better and better for sure than the selfish guy any day. Yeah, I agree. Like, you could be the hottest guy, like, you know, all the aesthetics. But, like, if you just lack everywhere else and it's like, all right, well, you're just looks. Yeah, exactly. Okay. So you and your girl, like, she'll come back and tell you stuff, but it's never as good as you.

So you guys are getting, but you guys haven't done anything like three sons. Not entirely. Like, for the most part, yeah, it's like nobody's going to do. dick her down the way I do. I guarantee that. But she gets other things from other guys, right? Like, she's into, like, bondage and shit like that. And I'm into, like, having

fun and doing stuff, but some, she likes it. She likes to get a little little kinky and weird with it. And it's a little more than, like, I generally do. Like, I'll do it. But it's like, that's not, like, my specialty. You know what I mean? Yeah. I get it. So, so, like,

that's what she likes is, like, she's like, well, like, I can kind of get something from this person that I enjoy and like something from and same with me like like I'll have something set up and it's good like it's real good and I could go that route but then it's like but I want I want something new you know what I mean like I want to try this I want to try that yeah like right but let me ask you this does she get off on what you tell her yeah about these other girls is she a little bit of a cuck queen does she like to hear about you know the specifics of how you had sex with another girl or is it not a turn on for her?

Well, it kind of depends, right? Because, like, and we're always navigating. Yeah. Like, like, nothing's set in stone. And this is how it's going to be always. Like, so we're always correcting and navigating and figuring out, like, all right, you're okay with this, not okay with that. Yeah, that's smart.

That's the only way to be successful anyway doing something like this. Yeah. And we just keep open communication all the time. So, like, I don't keep anything from her, like, at all. Yeah. So there have been times where it's like, ah, I'm not. not comfortable with that chick. Like she gives me bad vibes, you know?

And then it's like, okay. All right. Well, then I'll, and that's done. Right. But if there's no bad vibes, has she actually been into it? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like, like, she'd be more intuitive if she was there with me watching me.

Right. That's something that she's told you she'd be into when you guys get together. Has it ever happened when you're together? No, that's what I'm saying. We've been trying to make it happen. We're going to try to make it happen tonight and tomorrow night. Okay. And once she's,

Once she moves down here, we're going to be doing that shit all the time because we love it. So you plan on dating this girl and you guys foresee an open relationship and you guys playing together and stuff? I think it's kind of fluid, right? Like, so we'll just figure that out as we go, like what we want to do. Like if it's like, hey, like I want to do this solo and then it's like, we'll discuss that. It's like, hey, if we're trying to do something together, then we'll do that. But do you foresee yourself, like now that you have a girl that you could be open with and you could go fuck other girls but still come home. and talk to her and like her.

Like, do you foresee yourself being able to be monogamous to somebody? Or do you think to yourself now that you do have found a girl that you could be open about that? You would like to continue that if you got in a full-fledged relationship with her. Oh, no. Like our dynamic, I like it like this. So you believe you would be open. If she moves here and you guys get together, you'll keep the relationship open the way that it is now, correct? You're like, oh, fluid.

We don't know. Like, I mean, have you discussed? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, it, like, I mean, we are in a full, full-blown relationship. We just don't live in the same city right now, but she will be moving down. And it, and it's going to be the same way it is now. But that's also something we have talked about. And it's like, all right, so, like, what are we cool with? Because then if we're, you know, like, she doesn't plan on moving in with me, she's going to get her own place. And then she was saying, like, maybe any year we'll move in together. And then I'm like, when we move in together, what's that going to look like? You know what I mean? Like, what if I want to bang some chick or you want to be with a dude and she's like I don't know like we'll have to kind of figure that one out you know like so we're still trying to figure that one out and I think we won't know exactly how to go about that until we're in that situation you know what I mean yeah until you've done more together because listen you guys might start playing together when she moves down to you you might feel closer and you might enjoy and be and prefer doing things with other people together as opposed to a part you know you just

don't know because you guys haven't really been played together yet you You've only played solo. Yeah, yeah. No, I think playing together is going to be like the move. Like we're going to, that's what we want. And she, she wants to get a cute little, she was saying like, like, we need to get a little girlfriend. Right, because she's very into chicks? I mean, she likes dick and she likes chicks, so.

Mm-hmm. So she's very into chicks, too. But yeah, she is. Okay. And has she had experience with women before? She has. Okay. So she wants to bring.

bring a girl in. She wants, she's looking for a unicorn for the two of you. Yeah, like, like for us three, I, it would be like more so a chick, like probably like 95% like we're wanting chicks. I don't really see us bringing in another dude. But if she wanted that, I'd be, I'd be down with that. Like, I don't. But that's not your thing. Some guys, that is their thing. They don't care about it. The other girl, they care about another guy. Well, so like, it's not necessarily my thing, but at the same time, like, I'm down with it. Especially if it's like a dude that I meet and he's he's hella cool. And then she's

just getting like everything she loves. I'm like, fuck yeah, I'm down with this. Right. Uh-huh. So where do you, now, these girls that you meet now that you're banging out like, you know, in this eight month period because you're so great at getting girls. Like, I mean, do you tell them straight up, hey, by the way, I have a girlfriend.

She knows about this. It's cool. But this is just like a, you know, we're just having sex here because I'm kind of taken over there. Are you honest with these girls? Well, for the most part yes but there have been times where I'm like ooh like I'm feeling it out and I'm like I don't think that's gonna get me to the goal you know what I mean so that's that's that's kind of fucked up and that's something that I do like kind of struggle with because like I said like I'm not a piece of shit and the thing is is I don't just like bring people over just to bang

them out like that's like that I want to do that and I'm like almost always going to because that's how it ends. But like I like spending time with people. Like they come over. Like I'll cook them dinner. Obviously. I think anybody that's like chronically online dating actually also enjoys the company of strangers.

I'm sorry. Like my brother, I'd rather stab my eyes out than go every night out on a date with someone I've never met before. Like that to me is like torture. But like for my brother, there's nothing more fun. Like he likes being with other people like obviously or else you wouldn't be doing

it. You wouldn't just be about the sex. It was just about the sex. You'd be like, you know, you could get it a lot easier, you know? It's obviously about more than that. It's about getting girls to like you. It's about that companionship, right? And stuff, I know.

Yeah, I just like the whole experience. Like, I want to spend time with you. Like, I like to take care of whoever I'm with. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got it. I mean, like I said, I know that breed. Yeah. This is the big issue.

And then I'd feel bad about this. It's kind of like this cycle of shit. Like every woman that I, I get with, they just end up falling in love with me and then I end up breaking their heart and then I feel like an asshole about it. You know, you remind me a lot of my brother and I love like hearing these kinds of stories. Like I live vicariously through my brothers like dating stories because like I said, I'd rather kill myself and be doing it, but I love hearing about it. You know what I mean? It's fun. You know, but I could, I don't, I'm not built for that kind of dating, but I love hearing

his stories and he deals with the same thing, you know, and then he always fills back. And he does do what you do too. Like he throws some lies out there because what do you get, you know what do you mean? Because like in the moment you know that this girl's going to like leave you know so he'll throw some lies out there and he feels bad about it but he's not beneath it right he'll fucking lie to get what he wants.

But when he does get what he wants and I wonder if like for my brother and somebody like you is it like you know a part of you that like needs to kind of like get a lot of girls to like you like is that a big part of it? No, okay. No not not

Not at all. And the thing is, I don't really throw a lot of lies out there. It's more so just like not. My brother's not lying. He just lies when a girl like puts it on the table like it's a deal breaker if you'll never have kids again. He'll be like, yeah, I'm open to that when he knows for sure he's not.

That kind of shit. Actually, you know what? I want to hang out with your brother. This guy sounds like me. Same shit. Yeah. If the chick says that, then I'll keep it honest. And I'm like, ah, but you know what?

Things are going strong. then, you know, maybe I'm open to it. Yeah, that's kind of lies. That's what I mean. Yeah. Those kind of lies. Not like bleat. My brother's not a massive liar.

He's a pretty honest guy, you know, but he'll say things like, you know, of course, to keep it going. It's early in the beginning. Those are like white lies. They're not so like, you know what I mean? And I got it. And I think that, listen, and you think that girls aren't doing the same shit to you across the table. Oh, my God. Yeah.

They're lying about their age. So many times. Yeah. They're lying about. their pass, they're lying so much shit, too, to seal the deal. So, yeah, and it's funny because it's like, I see through your bullshit because I'm on the same bullshit. You know what I mean?

They're like, oh, I can't make it because so-and-so work got busy. And it's like, oh, yeah, what did you know? My work got busy too, you know? Like, I was going to bail on you, but you bailed first. Now I'm making you feel bad, you know? Yeah, because you know. So stupid. Right.

So I'm saying everyone's kind of lying in that field. And it's okay. That's the kind of lying I meant, you know? But I do wonder, though, is it a part of just like feeding your ego? going out with a different stranger every night, getting them to like you and, you know, feeling fulfilled. No, no, that's not, I'm not in it for. Okay, so what are you in it for?

If you do have a girlfriend, right, and you kind of hang in your hat there emotionally, right? And you could, is it just the sex? Like you're just looking for, you know, more partners to have sex with? And that's what you have to do to get in bed with a girl? Well, I mean, kind of, right? But not really, like, not entirely.

Like I said, like, I just genuinely, like female energy. Like I like flirting. I like talking. I like get to know people. I like getting like seeing how their brain works. Especially if it's like intelligence turns me on. You know, like if you're successful, like there's so many guys that are like turned off by a woman that makes more money than them or anything or something like that. I'm like get it. Like hell yeah. Like you're you're killing it. That shit's sexy to me. Yeah. And then like if I can have intelligent conversation, it just turns me on. Like the whole experience turns me on. Yeah, so you're just like a people. I am.

The more like, I'm like, like, you're going to get it tonight, girl. Now, with these girls that you meet, are they typically one and done's, or do you, like, go into them expecting maybe they will last? I mean, because, listen, you kind of are in a relationship now. So, like, are there some sort of emotional boundaries that you keep up and but still are dating?

Like, I don't know. Yeah, so the thing is, like, we both have a roster, right? and we like there's there's people that you keep on the roster and then there's some you meet and you're like yeah I'm never seeing you again but it's nice to have a solid roster and then you kind of spin the wheel yeah but what's on the roster girls that you know you could have sex with and you enjoy their company but it's not going to go further because you're already taken at home or girls that you know that you like to have sex with that you really like and who knows what's going to happen with them like what's that roster full with?

Because I feel like it could be scary if both of your rosters are filled with people you could potentially like. No, no. And I get that. And that was more so a worry on her side more than mine. Yeah. But the more we've spent time together and the more conversations we've had and all that, like we're in a very comfortable spot.

Like we just match each other so perfectly. You know what I mean? Like the way I want to live my life. girls, I'm saying you're roster girls. Do they all know that there's no chance of those relationships going anywhere because, unless you consider yourself polyamorous, like, I mean, you're not going, you're not going to fall emotionally for any of these other girls. Past eight months, you're locked down to this girl, right?

Right. So this is how it is, right? So the roster that I have right now, they all either, they all know that this isn't going This isn't going anywhere that I'm that I'm actually in an open relationship with somebody. Great. Or and then if like the flip side of that is if it essentially like people just start dropping off the roster when they find out. Yeah, of course. Before I was in this relationship, before I was in the relationship, I've learned a lot.

You know what I mean? And I kind of got tired of like fucking people up, you know, and breaking, breaking hearts. So I have become more open and transparent. Yeah. But then that's also a struggle there too because then it's like you got to know when to say it at the right time. You know, like what to say when because you can either fuck this whole thing up, you know, or lock it on and then say it after. But then it's like you should have said it before so that they had the like the information going in to make an informed decision. You know, so it's kind of a little bit of a battle there.

But no. So what used to happen before I was in a relationship was like they'd be honest. the roster and then they'd eventually realize like okay this isn't going anywhere and they either drop off or they stay on yeah and generally the ones that would stay on are people that still have hopes they're shooting for the stars or they're just like fuck i can't leave because the dick's so good yeah or there's this other type that my my brother meets and a lot of girls could be this way even just for a year of their life or forever is like the girl who just likes to stay with someone who's unavailable even at pine over them.

You don't even mean and torture themselves. Yeah. And that's tough and too. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen, you know, I get where you're at.

You're riding this fine line, you know, eventually. I mean, do you, like you are though emotionally committed to this girlfriend of yours now, right? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. No, though you guys aren't polyamorous. you're not having any relationship. You don't ever worry about her liking any of these guys that are on her roster either, correct? Well, so the thing is, is like, me and her are a little different.

She's like, I want what I want and then, like, you got to go. I'm more of the type where, like, I do, like, emotional relationships. Like, it's not like hers and I relationship. You know what I mean? Like, our relationship is deeper. But, like, yeah, like, I'm like, come over, hang out, like, stay, like, fly out, stay the whole weekend. I don't understand. I don't understand. I'm always like with my brother, like, do you just not like being by yourself? Like I think it's people that don't like being alone. So it hasn't

always been this way, right? Like so like when I was living in Hawaii, I wasn't, it wasn't to the magnitude that it is now. And I was alone all the time because like me and her just weren't bribing. When was the bad relationship where you got really torture, like torture? Like What was that karma relationship where you got fucking dumped real bad? That was the affair that I was having in Hawaii. Okay. How long ago was that? Was that your last relationship now?

Yeah. Well, no. Well, that was my last failed relationship. Now I'm in a relationship. Right. But that was the last one before this one. So I don't know. I think you don't believe it.

Because my brother's been in two failed marriages. I do. And I don't care that you're going to deny it and say, no, that's not it. I do believe that sometimes a guy that has been really kind of fucked over, because men aren't you, men aren't like girls, like you're not allowed to have feelings. You don't know how to sit with them. You can't cry. No, no, no. The thing is, no, the thing is, I don't care what you have to say. Just let me just finish it. Okay. And sometimes after, you know, someone's been really shaft or something, and maybe if they're not having cleaned up the baggage or whatever,

you know, sometimes they can't sit with themselves because like what would happen if you were Just sit with yourself. Maybe some stuff that was traumatic would come up, you know. And so therefore, oh, chronic like dating and always having to be with someone and have somebody there, even if it's a fucking stranger, you know, I don't know. To me, I just. No, you're right. Yeah. That's just all I'm saying.

No, no, you're right. Yeah. To a certain extent, you're right. Because what I was going to say is in, in Hawaii, I'd spend a lot of time by myself. And now that I've been like where I live now, now that I have, I literally have someone over every fucking night. and every single night. Yeah. And like my roommate, like there was two days in a row.

I didn't have someone over and he was like, what fuck is going on? And yeah, like I've even talked about this with my girl. And I'm like, yeah, I don't know. Like, it's weird. Like I, it's almost like I'm dependent on a person now. You know, like I need someone over. That's what I'm mad when I was trying to say. It used to be like that.

There's a need that isn't so much about you connecting with the girl. It's more about you feeding. something inside of you that is a little, it's a little selfish, you know, for sure. But everyone's doing it, right? Like, everyone's acting out in different ways. I'm not saying you should never date because it's coming a little bit from this place, right? Like, that's not what I'm saying. But I'm just saying it is coming a little, it is coming a little bit from like a selfish place, right? Because you are just filling up some sort of void in you and you're just taking as many girls into it as possible. Now, they're signing up too, right? And maybe they have voids as well.

I mean, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's not like this only happens. to guys, okay? You know? Like, if they're informed and they know, like, exactly the situation, which I try to, for the most part, have, I'm very open. And like, like, what you're saying about, like, like, showing emotion and stuff like that and, like, crying and, like, I don't give a fuck. I will do that.

Okay. Like, in front of whoever, like, I, like, yeah. Yeah. Like, the whole, like, mental health thing. Yeah. Like, I told you in the beginning. Like, yeah, I do therapy every Thursday. Yeah, that's great.

I think that that's great. And I think being honest is where it all comes down to. When I was younger, like I used to sometimes fuck three guys at a time. And I didn't care what they thought they all knew the truth. And so many people would be like in all of the people that I ever dated or all the people I ever fucked are still my friends of this day and always wanted to stay with me. You know why? Because I was straight up honest.

Even if it made them feel bad. I never like cared about like someone else's like I didn't like think, oh, he might feel upset if I tell them I don't want to go out of them because of going out with someone else. I just tell the truth. And I got to tell you, when someone has the truth, they, like, it actually, I was able to keep guys so much longer with the truth than you ever will with fucking lies, you know? So, yeah. You're so right.

Right? You're so right. Yeah. Straight up honest. There's been so many times, so many times where I've like not divulged all the information or whatever. Yeah. And later down the road, they're like, well, what the fuck?

Like, why didn't you just tell me? And I was like, I don't know. Like, I thought I was doing the right thing. Yeah, no. You know, like, but I wasn't. And it's like, I care so much, but that I'm also selfish, you know, so. Yeah. And it kind of backfires.

Totally. You're right. You will always keep women, men more, even with the truth, even if it's hurtful. Like, you know, I'm seeing five other people. I'm never going to be in relationship. But I'm telling you, when someone has the total truth, even women, like, there's so many guys think, oh, if you tell a girl, listen, I just want to fuck you and I never want to date you that she's never going to fuck you. like no she's probably not going to fuck you at first because she thinks she wants to date you and then she thinks if she fucks you you're never going to want to date her but if you're totally honest you might just fuck you because she thinks you're hot okay you're more likely to get her that way so look you're right but to a certain extent right so like with online dating if i like divulge all that information right off the bat and i'm not saying right off the bat but ed you're right listen you are i'm going to tell you there will be and i was going to finish saying like the the the best thing is to be completely honest there are totally

going to be girls that know exactly where they're at in their life. They're looking for a guy. They want to put, you know, someone to put a ring on it and they want a fucking boyfriend. And the minute you tell them, they're going to be like, bye, bye, and that's what they should do. Because they know they're very clear and they're at that point in their life where they're not into that. But there's plenty of women that won't be. You know what I mean? So you just weed out the people that aren't there.

So, yeah, there will be casualties in your honesty. But there'll be more wins with it. I'm telling you. Yeah, no, and I agree with you. Yeah, you'll lose less and you'll keep more and everyone will be fucking happy and you don't have to feel bad. Yeah, no, I agree. And that's kind of like the route that I go for the most part. Yeah, that's good.

The issue is, is like, I think what it really boils down to is I like to, like get women invested in me. Like, they have to have some investment, right? I know, but that's what I told you with my brother, like you need girls to like you. There's a little bit of. Well, no, no, no. I'm talking about like sealing the deal. So if it's someone I'm like, damn, like I really want to like hang with her, whatever, I can't just divulge that information right away.

So then what I'm going to do is like they're going to come over, I'll cook dinner, whatever. I should say all this before having sex. So they have the option. But then this is where the internal battle happens where it's like, what if I said it might fuck tonight up for me? Right. And so if I decide to go that route, then I feel like an asshole. but then I got what I wanted.

So now I'm being selfish as fuck. You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know that you need. I don't remember like how I used to play it. And I don't think I would have been stupid enough to throw it out there on the first date either. But like, you know, you just tell them early on. You know what I mean? I get that you need some sort of connection before you blow up this fantasy for them.

Right. But, you know, because everybody wants that little fantasy in the beginning anyway. So you could give it to them. They'll be happy. But then, you know, give them the truth early on. You don't need to tell them. them first date. Yeah, another one for me is like, if I know that if I have sex with them once,

then it's like now they're more than likely locked on. Well, that's what, yeah, but that's the perfect time to be like, because they're locked on anyway, right? They're not, a lot of times it's hard to let go of good deck, right? So, you know, you know you got them locked out. That's the perfect time to be, well, you know, just say like, oh, by the way. I mean, what are you going to say by the way? I did that once.

oh my god i did that once and it happened not too long ago and we're like she came over two days in a row we had sex the first day and then the second day we were gonna have sex and i was like hey there's something i want to tell you i should have probably told you yesterday and i was like i'm in an open relationship yeah no no i've changed my mind sorry listen i i know where that story's going i don't need to hear i change my mind you are in a fucking relationship you do not need to tell these girls this upfront. It should even maybe be in your profile so you weed out people that way. So you don't, I mean, but I mean that you like to, you need to be with someone every night, you know, maybe you won't have enough people on your roster. But you need to put that out

right from the get go. You just do. Yeah, I know. And oftentimes I do, but that's the line that and listen, there's better websites for that. You know what I mean? Field. Like there's certain websites, you know, Adelaideast. And feel, like, there's certain websites, you know, a day. I'm on field and feel. Like it fucking sucks. Yeah, fuck that. They fuck me over once with an affiliate. You want to know,

you want to know the best, you want to know the best app of all? Yeah. Actually, take a guess. I don't know. I don't do apps. Tell me.

Bumble, these are the ones my hinge, like my brother. I forget the ones I asked of it. No, hell no. Which one? You're not going to guess it. Match.com.

What? Facebook dating? Facebook dating. I found that shit randomly. I was like, what the hell is this? And I was like, ooh,

I don't know if I want to download that. And I was like, I'm done, London. That is gold. You're kidding. How come? It is gold. Because, like, I think they do a good job of, like, minimizing fake profiles and shit like that.

They do a great job, actually. It's all real people. Oh, and it's attached to their real Facebook profile. So they couldn't have, like, unless they created a whole fake one, this is the real one anyway. Well, the thing is, yeah, if you create a fake one, they have like, like, say if I delete my account, then you got to wait like five or ten days or something stupid to like recreate an account. Like they make it very inconvenient. So you're basically dealing with real people who have been cultivating their Facebook pages so they know that they're like fully vetted as real people.

Yeah, there's hardly any fake profiles. And the issue for me is I've like matched with like everyone in my area. So now it's so far out. Like anyone I match with now, it's like 250 miles away. And I'm like, shit, my vehicle gets 12 miles to the gallon. All right. Well, listen, I have to wrap it up because I got to go pick up my son. And so let me just tell you this.

Okay, let me ask you this. When is your girlfriend moving here for you? That depends. So she just got this killer new job. But there's a few things that need to be put into play. But killer new job by you where you live? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Great. Great. So soon. She'll be there soon. Yeah. And you're seeing her this weekend. And you might have a three. or something you plan something?

Well, we don't have anything like planned, but we're going to go out tonight and hopefully try to lock something on and then we're going to a show tomorrow night. So we just like to have fun, you know? And if we can snag something up, then we definitely will. Well, do me a favor.

If you snag something up and do something crazy with her, leave me a message and I'll tag it on to the end of this episode, okay? Because, you know, they could add a story. If you guys wind up hooking up with a couple or a guy or a girl, you meet a unicorn, you know, leave the message on here and I'll tag it on to the end. Now, I don't know if I got to the point of what you wanted to call and talk about,

but I got a good episode out of you, so I'm happy. Yeah, no, I, like I said, I didn't even, this wasn't my idea. My friend was just like, you got a call. No, I know, I could tell the ones. Like, most people, you know, at this point, it's really easy. Like, I don't do anything to get callers for my show. People are emailing me, sending me their life story, dying to come on. They've been listening to my show.

So it's like they know what to expect and whatever, you know, with somebody like you, because I knew that your roommate, like, told you to call that I would have to do a little bit more work because, you know, you didn't think to call in. You didn't know why you're calling. You know, and so I get it, but I got a good story out of you, so I'm happy. So thanks for calling in. Yeah, no worries. And doing your thing, Mr. Wonderful. I'll let you know when it airs.

Okay. Your room might be the guy that's raiding, doing my rape my pussy contest. You, I, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He might be one of my judges. I need guy judges. Might be. No, he has to be.

He has to be. Okay, well. He has to be. Okay, well, we'll see. So he's probably, why be? So that's a shout out to my pussy pick contest that's happening on Discord. And the fun thing for you now, now that you've been on my show, I'll give you free access to my Discord. And you'll be able to listen to that episode and see all the pussy picks. Oh my God, there's like so many of them on there.

It's crazy. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, you'll have free access to it. And thanks for calling it. If you want to share some anonymous picks, if your girl, is your girl going to know that you you're calling in now. You're not going to let her listen to us. Oh, absolutely.

Oh, good. Okay, good. So if she knows... You're kidding me? Yeah, no. She's going to... Maybe she needs to call in. Yeah, you know what?

You would love talking to her. Yeah. Yeah. So let her, after she listens, she wants to call in. Give her the link. You know what I mean? Tell her to call in.

But if you want to send anonymous picks, you can, and I'll give you free access to my Patreon to see, like, comments when your episode airs, and I'll give you free access to my Discord channel. But thanks. What do we call you?

Mr. Wonderful. Thank you, Mr. Wonderful, for calling you. I appreciate it. Do I just text this number that I called? Yeah, you can. Yeah, for sure. Sounds good. All right, tell your girl to call in, okay?

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