Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1200 - GIRL TALK: D*** Fingers, Rimming, Cum Talk and More with Layla

Episode Date: August 20, 2025

Layla called in again to answer more questions and talk all about d*** fingers, rimming, cum and more. Tune in to hear both Layla and Kathy answer the following questions; what are the most common rea...sons women stop having sex with their partners, do women dig uncircumcised d***s, do women prefer length or girth or both, do they like to be fisted, are women into rimming, how do women feel about water sports, do girls really enjoy giving head, do they like to swallow and if so do they like cum, do women enjoy kissing a guy after he’s gone down on her, do girls mind if guy cleans up his cum from sex plus a whole lot more. REPEAT, originally aired 4/24. Part one is episode #804 **To see HOT pics LAYLA plus my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712   Want to be on the show? Email me at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed.   Sponsors:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://vb.health⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To get 10% off Drive Boost by VB Health use code: STRICTLY ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bluechew.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Get your first month of the new Blewchew Max FREE! use code: STRICTLYANON ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beducate.me/pd2520-anonymous⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Use code: ANONYMOUS to get 50% off your yearly pass plus get a 14-day money-back guarantee Follow me! Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Everything else ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcas⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:02:40 to do something fun. So I am doing my repeat today instead of tomorrow and I am repeating one of my favorite girl talk episodes with one of my favorite co-host, Leila. Layla's a very good Dirty Talker, okay. Me and Leila took a bunch of questions that guys wanted to know about sex from a woman's standpoint. And we did a part one where we answered a lot of tame questions. And then the part two, which is this episode. I'll put the part one episode number in the description if you want to hear the tamer
Starting point is 00:03:10 questions. But this part two, the one I'm airing today, the repeat, we get to all the hardcore questions. Okay. you're going to love the questions and answers say. When I say it's way more hardcore, it really is. We talk a lot about a lot of things. We start out with the last tame question, which is like if a woman's not banging you anymore,
Starting point is 00:03:35 like what could be the reasons? And we have a lot of really good important reasons for you guys to listen to in case your girl isn't interested in sex anymore. Okay, we give all the reasons why your partner might not be banging you anymore. And then we get into all kinds of things. all kinds of things. We're talking circumcised versus uncircumcised. We're talking length. We're talking girth. We're talking about rimming. And these are all in the context of do women like these things? Do women like to rim? We also always talk about guys that are into rimming and all the things that we talk
Starting point is 00:04:06 about. And then we talk about water sports and we talk about blow jobs and we talk about swallowing. And we talk a lot about calm. Do you like a guy cleaning up calm? Do you like to swallow the calm? do you like the taste of come. Oh my God, there's just so much in this episode. I don't even remember everything that we answered. We answer way more than that. But you're going to love how we answer and all the content that we talk about. I'm not going to explain it all.
Starting point is 00:04:32 You're going to have to listen, but you're going to love listening because it's like really a great episode. Leila knows how to fucking talk dirty. Okay. Oh my God. Wait till the end. You'll see what I mean. But so I'm just going to be get right to it and be right back on with Layla.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Welcome back to the Strictly Anonymous podcast. We're doing part two today. I know. Yay. Yeah, you want to talk about com? I have a lot of cum questions, but I have other questions. I have other questions. Do I want to talk about cum?
Starting point is 00:04:59 Let's see. Of course I do. But it just depends on where you want to take the conversation first. I know, right? Well, listen, I saved the hardcore questions for last. I realized that there was like a tamer question that I forgot to ask that I'm going to start off with. And this has to do with cheating.
Starting point is 00:05:15 And I'm wondering what you think. Some guy said, you know, Kathy, always talk about if a guy's not wanting sex at home, it means he's probably getting it somewhere else. And I'm going to get your opinion on that in a second. But he said, so what would you say if a woman doesn't want to have sex with her partner anymore? Like what's going on there? So for all those guys out there where their girl just doesn't want to fuck them anymore, like what do you think is the reason?
Starting point is 00:05:40 There's a lot of reasons. Right? I mean, there's not. Yeah, there's a lot of people. potential reasons. I don't know, like just to pick one. But I would say the most obvious and the most, the most, what I find the most common from my male listeners, she's just lost interest in sex and her hormones are out of whack. And that doesn't always mean that she's older. It's not metapause. It just, I find younger women too are having, where it's definitely not with her hormones. So I would say number one, number one option would be hormones. and number two is she's kind of losing interest in sex and not because she's hormonally suppressed, but just mentally. So that's something the guy can jump in there and do something about.
Starting point is 00:06:29 Yeah, I would say this. I think that there's a couple of reasons. One, listen, if a woman goes into menopause and she does not take hormones, she is, unless you guys are banging like rabbits, which some couples are, and that's the best thing to be doing. But unfortunately, most of the time, by the time a woman's going through menopause, she's been with her husband for 30 years and she's banging him like once a month, right? That's a problem. Yeah. So that's where the issues start. But if a woman's not on hormones through that time, she's going to lose her libido 100% out the window and she's not going to give a shit about sex ever again. Sorry. And there's no natural things out there. And then lots of physical changes happen. So it's like hard for her to even have sex if you wanted. But let's take that out of the equation because it's the obvious. I would say the other reasons are. birth control and depression medication. All those SSRI drugs that doctors give to people and every fucking person on the planet that has one slight panic attack goes and gets a pill for it and is on chronic anxiety medicines or
Starting point is 00:07:27 all that shit. That stuff is libido killer for men and for women. And the other libido killer, I was only on the pill once in my life for one month and I fucking hated it. And I always said, and I've said this before that I took. told all my guy friends after I was on it for a month. I'm like, the reason why your girl is always nagging and complaining and crying and never wants to fuck you is because she's on the pill. Like most women when I was growing up were on the pill. Everyone went on it. I never did. And that's
Starting point is 00:07:55 why girls don't really like sex as much because it really killed my sex drive after one month. Like I went on it and I was like, I hate this. I felt like a dead person. I don't think enough honestly. I don't think enough. I agree with you a thousand percent on that by the way. And I just don't think there's enough of this. information out there. Yeah. I don't think there's a there's a good enough understanding right now of all of the ramifications of birth control. I think it also let I think it's part of what we see with this huge influx of women who can't get pregnant now because they've been on birth control for a decade or or 15 years at that point because they start prescribing it when you're like 12 you bring your daughter
Starting point is 00:08:38 in she's got acne or whatever. They're like oh put her on birth control. She may not having sex yet. Because it's hormones. Because she's getting hormonal acne and the pill will take rid of that acne. But you know what? It's also getting rid of all of her hormones. It's getting rid of your potential grandchildren. Yeah, right, right.
Starting point is 00:08:56 I think that young guys are so dismayed right now because they don't understand why they're young, 20, 30-something hot girlfriend or wife doesn't want to, is asexual. It's because her hormones have been shut off. Yeah. Yeah. And I think girls get a bad rap because it makes them not only not into sex. It makes them weepy. It makes them not happy.
Starting point is 00:09:23 It makes them like gloomy. Like it's a real fucking problem. It is. I agree. But I do also think one other reasons, sorry guys to say this, my brother has gotten divorced twice and I think both of his wives cheated and one of the sure signs that they were cheating is they never wanted to have fucking sex. And, you know, if they're also not wanting to have sex,
Starting point is 00:09:41 and coming home and taking showers, they are getting it somewhere else. Look in their phone. You're going to find another guy's number there. That's just a fact, unfortunately. And so sometimes it is a sign that she has checked out and she's not interested in you anymore. Like a lot of times, most women are not wired to be able to just fuck someone that they're not into. So besides the fact that she's cheating on you, which it happens after a long time of not wanting to fuck you. It starts off with her. If she's lost her intimate feelings for you,
Starting point is 00:10:18 then she's not going to be physically attracted to you. Those things go hand in hand with a woman. And she might not kick you to the curb because it's hard to break up with people, but she's going to lose that attraction. And then over time, like I said, if she starts taking showers, then she's found somebody else. The guy at work, that's been complimenting her. The guy at work, that's been complimenting her. Yeah. Totally. I think this is honestly, I'm glad to brought this up. I think it's hard for guys to wrap their heads around. But I think a lot of guys honestly get duped into like staying with somebody way longer than they would have because they're befuddled on this subject. Like, why is she not fucking me? They want to fuck you, but you're not,
Starting point is 00:10:59 you don't want to fuck them. You're married. You got some kids maybe. And, and really, she just doesn't want to lose her lifestyle, I think, whatever it is that you guys have together. She's not interested in you per se But she doesn't want to rock the boat on the Lifestyle that she's living And well a lot of times the woman can't because most women a lot of women have given up their lives and their careers To take care of the babies it's always like a financial thing. I don't think it's like some most women are just like oh I want you to keep paying the bills and I'm secretly I think most people
Starting point is 00:11:33 After they've paired up and created this lifestyle of having all this money and spending this certain amount to take half of it away and not have the cat. It's hard. And listen, most women actually fare well if they divorce. Sorry, that's one place where guys are screwed. So they're going to get half of the guy and so I think both men and women just don't end things sometimes when things are there because they both don't want to lose their lifestyle, meaning they don't want to break up the family. They don't want to move out. They don't know what they're going to do without someone. They're so used to having a partner and they can't. And that happens always. But and I also think just because you lost that intimacy, and it's not there.
Starting point is 00:12:12 It doesn't mean that you can't get it back. But I have other episodes where we talk about how to get that fucking back because we have to get to the hot stuff, right? Okay. Right? I don't know. I don't know. Because I have so many other questions.
Starting point is 00:12:23 I know. Let's get to the hot stuff. You're right. It's not my problem. If you're married, I'm sorry. It's no my problem. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:29 If you're in a sexless marriage, I have a lot of episodes about that because I think it's unfortunately a very common thing. It is. Yeah. It is. Yeah. Yeah. So there's a lot too.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Yeah, totally. Okay. So talking. about, we did talk about balls before and stuff, but let's talk about dicks, like uncircumcised or circumcised? Have you been with an uncircised guy? And do you give a shit if someone circumcised
Starting point is 00:12:50 or not? Or is it better, different, worse, great? No. I, so I finally was with somebody, like, I don't know why it took me so long to be with someone that was uncircumcised. Which actually, it's quite common. Because we live in America, but in the rest of the world,
Starting point is 00:13:08 it is it they don't so it's very it's it's quite common to not have a circumcised penis but i don't care either way and actually because i haven't been with many uncircumcised guys to me the uncircumcised guys they're they're of a novelty it's oh like it's kind of cool oh it's an uncircumcised dick that's exciting yeah that's interesting i do i do no i do because i haven't i've only had it a couple times and I'm like, oh, that's hot. I don't know. And it doesn't, they're more sensitive. That's the fun part. They're more sensitive. Oh, you think so? I wouldn't, I don't know. I've only seen one. Yeah, they are. No, they are. Like the uncircumcised guys, they'll tell you, because that foreskin's not cut off. So it's not just always getting little rubs here and there on certain things, right? So they're like, they're just hypersensitive. I love that. So when you're, when you're with a guy that's uncircumcised, he's really
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Starting point is 00:15:27 Getting little rubs here and there on certain things. Right. So they're like they're just hyper-sensitive. I love that. So when you're when you're with a guy that's uncircumcised, he's really reactive and everything you're doing. I love that. Well, let me tell you, I only had one guy that was uncircumcised, but he was one of my long-term booty call guys. And he was straight off the boat from Brazil. He was like this bartender photographer guy. And he had a really big dick. And he was the first person and only person I went that was uncircumcised. And I fucked him a lot. And he was like one of the horniest people I knew. But I was like always drunk when I was with him. But yeah, maybe it was because of that foreskin or I don't know. Brazilians love to fuck anyway, but it was like, I didn't really care either way, because listen, when it gets totally hard, it's exactly the same. I know, it is. It is. Because it, yeah, that foreskin pulls back. It's just, it looks regular. You can't even tell. There's a point where you can't really even tell if he's circumcised or uncircised. But yeah, I don't know. I do think, I find it fascinating. And I, so I don't get turned off by it. I know there's a small select group of
Starting point is 00:16:33 women that will say, oh, no, that turns them off. I don't know why, but it's not a, guys, guys clean themselves just, just fine. If we can clean our vaginas, they can clean their unsurface, they can clean their unsurface-discite sticks, trust me. Yeah, and I'm sure they're used to it. It's a, it's a whole different ballgame, right, that you have to do, get in there and clean it. I'm sure they know how, and they've learned from their moms. They do know how. Yeah, it's like stupid. Oh, it's like they're unclean. Oh, come on. Really? They know how to, if they know how to wash something, they know I don't watch their dicks. Yeah, totally.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Yeah, I've only seen one, but it was totally fine with me. Talking about Dix, last question on Dix. We have a whole episode, me and you on Dix, the sizes. And I do get comments. I actually got a rude comment on like my main reviews in Apple. Oh, the Dix Size episode was so ridiculous. These girls saying they don't like size and then the whole time them being sized queens is that ever.
Starting point is 00:17:27 He's just like people hear what they want to hear. But length or girth, which is most important. to you. Length or girth or both? GERTH. Well, length or, well, can I be greedy and say both? Yeah, if it's important to you, because you do listen, if people didn't listen to part one, you talked about loving your cervix to be like banged up. So I think length is important to you.
Starting point is 00:17:52 I know, but if I had to, okay, but if I'm really like, if you're asking me to pray. Go to your head. I can say it's really, number one is the girth because the stretching and the filling that I'm so filled up feeling, that comes from the girth. Right. So I would honestly, that's my preference. And then if you happen to be long in addition to that, then great. But I'll take a short, super thick one any day.
Starting point is 00:18:24 Yeah. I like girth and I don't like long. Like I don't want seven inches. I don't even, like five inches and really thick would be ideal. One of my longest booty call guys was like really thick and not long, like maybe four or five inches. And that was like my fave. That was the guy I didn't kiss. And he was my old co-host, actually.
Starting point is 00:18:44 He was the guy that I wouldn't kiss, but I fucked him constantly because I loved his, like, his dick was perfect. I did. Wait a minute. I did not know you fucked your old co-host. Yeah. Everyone knows. Well, yeah, that's okay. Everyone knows.
Starting point is 00:18:56 That was a big part of my show. But yeah, he was like my long-term booty call for a while. he became my co-host and he got married. But, and then his, that's why he had to stop because his wife was like so bad. He was podcasting with me. We weren't fucking at the end. But we, I did fuck him for a long time. And the other thing that was great about him is he had dick fingers, like his finger.
Starting point is 00:19:14 I like a guy with thick fingers. Me too. Yes. I don't like one finger inside of me. I call it pokey, pokey. I've talked about this before. So something thin inside of me, I don't like. It's like, it freaks me out.
Starting point is 00:19:28 It feels very medical. So I like big, thick fingers. And Tommy had dick fit. Like each finger was like a fucking size of probably a regular guy's dick. I was like, oh my God, like I would look at his hands and get turned on. I know. I know. Yes.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Yes, I do. Oh, my God. We do sound like size queens again. I know. I know. It's not. It's not. No, we're not size queens.
Starting point is 00:19:54 We're just like, we just know. We can look at a man. I don't know what's, I've become more attuned to like, when I look at a man's body, I can zero in on the things that really turn me on. And then I'm like hyper fixated on those. And then if I'm looking at those while we're out on a date, I'm trying to just focus and be normal. I can't help but zeroing in on those things. And I'm just getting more and more turned on and like wetter and wetter. And all I'm thinking about is, I just want to fuck this guy. Yeah, but if he's got big fat fingers, it is because we're size squeeze. Like the thing to me, when I see those big fat dick fingers, I'm like, oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Big fat dick fingers. That finger bang is going to be good. That was my favorite thing with him. Like my favorite movie with him, like I would be blowing him while he was fingering me with his dick fingers. I'm going to just tell you right now, I'll probably use that as a title of an episode. at some point, dick fingers. Don't give you credit for it. I'm going to, no, you just gave me,
Starting point is 00:21:02 I'm going to give you credit because I'm going to put it in my fucking title of this episode. Dick fingers. Okay, so I'm going to raise my hand and be like, I am a size queen, but not anymore. I feel like my, like pussy got a little smaller as I got older. Like, I don't need the biggest dick's anymore or big dick fingers, but I like, I like that. I don't know how we even got there. Oh, length, they're growth.
Starting point is 00:21:22 So I like girth in hands too. Yeah. Okay. What about being fisted? Have you ever been fisted? I've watched videos on it. Like, there's, like, you know, there's certain things, and it's going to come to the next question, too, where, like, every now and then you come across something, right? In porn and you're, like, into it for one week every now and then, you know? Have you ever? Yes. That would be what I mean. That would be what I've come across on porn. You described it
Starting point is 00:21:45 perfectly, but I've come across on porn. And I'm into it on a certain week, just depending on. Yeah, it could be for like three weeks straight. You're like, oh, my God, I'm dying to be and then you get off of it when it's like a thing. I saw some fissing the other day and I was like, oh my God, it was hot. It was this girl like fisting this other girl. They were going to have a threesome and this guy was there and I was just like, oh my God, so her hands were smaller. So I'm thinking, oh, okay, I could see myself in that scenario.
Starting point is 00:22:15 Yes. Well, I've had a couple girls on my show and this is so funny. They like hooked up with lesbians and they didn't even know because girls' hands are so much smaller and they were like, oh my God. and then all of a sudden I feel this pressure and I had the most intense orgasm and then no girl could say the word fisted without laughing these girls are so cute. They're always like
Starting point is 00:22:33 oh my God and then I realized she was fisting me and they were literally they didn't even know because the hand wasn't that big. I think it's much harder with a manhand but there's been a couple girls on my show that I had a girl. I had a guy once and this was a guy that he was like a booty call for me when we were really young
Starting point is 00:22:50 and then we hooked up many, many years later and he was like a tattoo artist and owned his own shop and I didn't realize until way later that he was really into fucking pain and pleasure and that kind of shit. And I'm not so much into that, but, you know, he had tongue rings and cock rings
Starting point is 00:23:05 and he was tattooed all over and he was that guy. And when we did hook up again, he wound up, he was like going down on me. And first of all, have you ever had a guy go down on you with a tongue ring? No. Oh, my fucking.
Starting point is 00:23:20 Like, unbelievable. I was like, what the fuck is that? Oh, my God. Yeah, imagine. It's like a thing. Yeah, I remember being like, oh my God, this is like the best thing ever. And then he like, he took my hand and he was like getting me to fist myself. And it was like super hot and it felt really great.
Starting point is 00:23:36 And was like that pressure and everything. But it was my hand. And my hand is like small in the way he was doing it. And then he was like, oh, and then he got me like into that. And we were like, oh, he's talking about it. I went back to New York. He lives in L.A. And he's going to come to New York and fucking fist you.
Starting point is 00:23:48 And when he really wanted to. And so he came and he tried and it was the worst. And he wanted to like just shove it in and he didn't do it properly. and he was so forceful and his hand was so big and we got in a big fight and I think we had candles and it lit a fire in my apartment. It was like a big fat mask. So it didn't happen. He was such a fucking asshole.
Starting point is 00:24:10 He was like a douchebag anyway. He was really a rude dude. And he was the way he went to fist. He wasn't being gentle. He wasn't going with the way I wanted it done. And we got in a fight and also caused a fire. He caused a fire. Yeah. So you, so it's the same thing for you. So you never have, but it's something that maybe you think of. And listen, if you're, like if you're watching it around that time and those are those two weeks that you're into it and someone came along and was into it too. Like maybe you would have wound up doing it.
Starting point is 00:24:40 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you class me at the right time. Yeah. Yeah. And I think it's an art and it has to be done in a certain way. And like my guy wasn't doing it right with his hand. And when I think though that some people that are really into it know how to. to do it, but I think, listen, you could really accommodate anything, right? Yeah. I have fisted a guy, but I haven't. Yeah, that's hardcore. Yeah, that is hardcore. And they're, they're taking it in the ass. So. You got a glove on? No. Wow. Interesting. No, no, because he completely, he did his whole thing like he completely douched. I cleaned everything out so it was clean, clean, yeah. Yeah, it was clean, clean, clean. Yeah, that's great. That's important, right? Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And that's the guy. I feel like you have a lot of episodes about this guy and you, right? He became like that, and that's a guy who like turned you into a switch and you became like a little dom for him.
Starting point is 00:25:45 And he was like your little bitch. Do you still see him? No, that he's in California. Yeah, that was the soccer player. No, no, no, no. He's coming over tonight. Oh, okay. Get him to fist you and then come back. Give us an update. I know.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Or I could probably fist him. Because you dom him, correct? Tonight, yes. Tonight, I just told him like, I, he already knows. Like, he's just on pussy eating detail. That's what I want right now. Just come over and service my pussy. And then I make him fuck me with a strap on.
Starting point is 00:26:19 because he can't fuck me. He's mis-admissive. He doesn't, unless I say that's okay. So I tease him and tease him and tease him. And then I just tease his cock the whole time. It's probably going to be in a cock cage. And, but he's going to fuck me with my strap on with my big dildo. So it's actually pretty fun for me.
Starting point is 00:26:43 I'm very satisfied. I don't know what's going to happen to him. I'm sure he is. No, he is. Oh, yeah. I always make sure I take care of him, of course. But yeah, I like to tease and deny and tease and deny as much as I can. Okay, well, next question. It kind of goes in what we're talking about and we'll see whether you're going to do this to your guy tonight. But do women like to rim. Now, for anyone listening that doesn't know what rim means is like licking the fucking asshole. I'm, no. Oh, it sounded like you were going to say yes when I said that. You're like, hmm. No. No. I was like, I don't know what I think.
Starting point is 00:27:21 She loves it. No. Unfortunately, I don't. And you know what? I don't get some guys, they want to lick your ass and they're diving on it. Oh, yeah,
Starting point is 00:27:34 that's a big thing. I know. And I'm just like, no. It just makes my asshole pucker. No. Okay. So let's ask both questions.
Starting point is 00:27:42 Do you like to be rimmed by guys or do you like to rim a guy? Both. No. No and no. No. No. okay I'm going to raise my hand and I'm going to say yes and yes all right yeah what do you like about it does it feel good to you yes yeah I really I've always been a three input girl like listen not every single time if so the guy that I that I fill around with now he really loves to go down he's really good at oral like probably like one of the best and he just you know I get taken care of like that all the time and he's really into ass play like he loves that too
Starting point is 00:28:18 do. That's like his favorite. And so it's like, it's not like every single time if he does it, it's a turn on. But if he does it long enough, it's a total turn on. And I really get into it because it's, it has a lot of nerve endings. And if you really keep playing there, like it feels really good. Like I said, it's not every single time I'm going to be like, oh my God, eat my ass. You know what I mean? But like when he does do it most of the time, it becomes a total turn on. And when I've been blowing guys, I have like I've tried to put like a finger up guy's ass as I always went down and rimmed guys. Is it because I love it? No. Like I think the guy that goes down and rims me like I think he like fucking loves the fact that he's eating ass. Like that's like
Starting point is 00:28:59 his kink right. But like for me when I was doing it to a guy it wasn't like oh my God I want to fucking eat your ass. It's so hot. It was more like oh I want to give you the best fucking blowjob and make you go crazy and feel so good. So I was doing it more for that. It wasn't because like oh my God I love it. And maybe that's like sucks for people to hear. But it was more so because I wanted to give the guy a really good time. And because I liked it, I figured he would like it. But a lot of guys were like, eh, eh, no thanks. Don't go there. Hey guys, have you ever had a night where you just like couldn't get it up? I can imagine if that happens even just once you're going to be so worried that it's going to happen again. Well, now there's no reason to ever worry about that happening again because
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Starting point is 00:31:23 Yeah. I find a lot of guys more, like, you can rub and touch and lick around the outside. But if you, where they draw the line is if you're going to stick your fingers in there. Yeah. I would rather, it's funny, because I don't want to put my mouth on your asshole, but I would, I'm happy, I'm happy to stick my fingers in there. Or you stuck your whole hand in there. Yeah. So I'm good with that.
Starting point is 00:31:49 So I'm saying, I'm good if that's your thing. Like, I'm down. I will, I'll stick a finger. I'll stick a whole fist. What do you want? Yeah. But I would say, listen, if this is, we forget that we have to be answering these questions like the, the average girl too and really take that into consideration. And I would say I would assume that most girls, 95% of them would say no to that question.
Starting point is 00:32:11 I would think so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would say most girls don't like rimming. Sorry. Just like, and I would say if I had to break it down with guys too, because like I said, like my one guy, he loves it. But it's not every single guy has gone to that and done that move
Starting point is 00:32:25 with me. Most guys don't. So I don't necessarily even think that most guys like it either. I think probably more guys are into it than women. But I don't think it's like every guy loves to do that to women either. I think a lot of people are very anti that whole area for obvious reasons. Yeah. Yeah. No, I do too. Yeah. I agree. What about water sports? So I want to know just women like water sports. Is it because we think men love water sports?
Starting point is 00:32:49 I just think it's a some do, some don't. You tell me your answer first. I think, well, I think men love, are we including squirting in the water sports? I guess. All right. Let's break it down. Let's first do squirting and then let's do pee. Because I think there are very two different things.
Starting point is 00:33:07 There's a debate. People don't, like, we haven't. People think, there's a debate in the scientific community, and I think there's only one answer, but there is a debate about whether or not pee or not. No, it's definitely not pee, okay? I had Susan Bratton on, and she explained the whole thing of why some people actually think it's pee, because the two tubes where each one comes out are like kind of connected, and sometimes some could leak into the other one, but it's 100% not pee.
Starting point is 00:33:35 I've got, okay, I've got other people that say it's 100% pee. I don't know what it is. I know it doesn't smell like pee because I've squirted plenty of times. It only has. Sometimes though it can have a little bit in it. I'm telling you should have you ever had Susan Broughton on your show? Yeah. Okay. Yes, she's really good and I think she's really fucking smart and she knows like anatomy and medical stuff like really well. And she just did an episode with me all about squirting and it was like super
Starting point is 00:34:01 informative with that kind of information. And what she said and she had literally, okay, thank God my YouTube channel. I got to take it down because if I would have showed her like holding up her big what are those vagina yeah it's like a big vagina cut out no it was a no it was a huge cut out a big board with a picture and everything it was like it was like you're in class but it's very super helpful and i thought it was like really informative and the way she explained why it's not and why though some people think it is because sometimes a little p will leak in that area and come out and why that is is because the wires get little crossed or whatever it was, but it makes sense, but it's 100% on. That's why you've, you've, you've squirted and it's not
Starting point is 00:34:44 pee. Like, how could it not smell like pee, look like pee, taste like pee, but be pee. It's not, because it's not. Yeah, no, I, I'm not down. My face is not down there. So it's the other person that could really answer those questions for you. Right, right, right. But do you like, like, so, so I think what there are, and we could talk about whether guys enjoy that. I mean, I've heard some guys complain about women squirting eyes, but I think most guys love it. I'm sorry. I've never heard any, who are these complainers? I'll tell you, I had one guy and I couldn't believe it. He was so insulted that some girl, he brought her home and she squirted all of his bed and he, it was a guest and he was actually really cool, but he was just really fucking horrified and pissed off at the
Starting point is 00:35:25 girl, like really angry that she squirted. I'm like, says no man ever, because most guys I know, love it, but there are guys that I think, think it's like a big fat mess. Like maybe a guy with OCD or guy into really clungliness because it is like, you know, it can be intrusive, right? And get all over and stuff. So I think this guy, whoever you're talking to, he is the, he is the exception. Definitely not the rule. Yeah, I definitely think most guys do. That's why I'm so depressed that I can't because I think it's like the best party chick ever and guys love it. I had a guy recently who talked about his girl squirting and they were having like an all male threesome. It was almost like a little gang bang with her and she squirted and she squirted and
Starting point is 00:36:04 she got like a, they started clapping for her. I'm like, yeah, and people wonder why I want to squirt. Like literally, people clap for you when you do. She got a fucking standing ovation. Like, I've never gotten a standing ovation. I want one. You can squirt. You just, you need, you need the right guy.
Starting point is 00:36:21 He'll make you squirt. No, it's not that. I have issues. I've talked about another episode. I don't want to harp on it. But let's get into the pee thing, though, because that's really what I think that they're, like, when they say water sports, what I believe is like peeing, 100%. So do women like water sports?
Starting point is 00:36:34 Have you ever done it? You want to answer first and then I'll go? Or do you want me to answer it's up to you? I have done it. Okay. And? I did it in the shower with someone. And I found it,
Starting point is 00:36:49 I find it more fun and playful and funny than erotic. But it leads to the, it does lead to the erotic. It's just because you're kind of laughing and giggling and doing something sort of naughty. but I don't look at it and I'm not like oh my god yes I'm ready to go when I see that stream or whatever like it doesn't it's just something that's I think I find it more fun and playful than I do sexually hot but I I do it and I like it I'm gonna tell you something that I think
Starting point is 00:37:23 you're gonna be like oh wow I'm gonna try that fucking move with my guy tonight okay because listen to this I think you're gonna dig this too because I'm not sports is the type of thing that I've come, it's kind of like fisting a little bit. Like I've come across porn sometimes and seen it and be like, oh, that's kind of hot. Never like in the mouth or anything like that. You know what I mean? But I, like, I could have a day or two where I'm like, oh, I could kind of like a dirty mind get into something just for the fact that it's so naughty, a taboo, whatever. But not something I would ever like bring up at night and be like, let's do it. But I had a guy friend who was, oh, had like this girl that I used to fuck and she would just show up at his house and she was like a down for anything. And she would, they had this. move, okay, where she would sit on the toilet and she would open up her vage, spread her lips, and he would pee onto her clit, and she would get off. And I'm sorry, but when he told me that, I was like, I kind of get that. It's like this hard, because think about it, you're getting the
Starting point is 00:38:19 pressure of the water and it's warm and it's kind of like sick. I don't know, that I was like, oh, like, I could, that's kind of like a hot move. Like that, I could see why she would get off. You know what I mean? I don't know. Yeah. I can see that. I can see that. No, I'm not. Yeah. I've never seen that. That was their move and he told me about it. But when he did, I was kind of like, oh, you know what? If I was ever going to try that, I would do it either. Because I've never done any kind of worse words. But if I would try it either like you in the shower or something or I would try it or I would try it like, oh, that's a hot move. I would try it for sure. But it would never be something like I worked with a girlfriend once. And she was a lesbian. And she had lesbian, a couple of friends that like had a real problem in their house because they were very into water sports. So, you know, in the heat of passion, they were just like fucking peeing all over each other constantly. So their whole house stunk of piss. Because like it's really, it's really, it's kind of funny. It's really like toxic. You know what I mean? Like you have to be careful of where you're peeing. Like you can't get out of control with it. It's so
Starting point is 00:39:24 it's a real like strong ranted smell. So I think it's you got to be a real real, real careful. fall, but I would try it. You know what I mean? But I would never go like extreme. You know what I mean? I worked. When I was in my 20s, I had a really good friend who literally straight up. His whole family was in the business. It was in the porn business. They, they were on 42nd Street. When 42nd Street had adult video stores and all that. And that was like his family's business from his great, grandfather to grandfather. It was like their thing. And so he was like doing this for a living, bought one of his dad's stores when he was in his 20s. And I was his best friend. So I would make dupes for him. He would hire. me to work for him. And I would make dupes. And he would have that, so he would get masters of porn tapes. And he would have this room with like millions of TVs and VCRs. And I'd have to make copies of all the porn. And then I'd have to take pictures and make the back cover. And then I'd have to write blurbs. And by
Starting point is 00:40:18 the way, I wrote the best blurbs. He'd always say the guys in the fucking star like, wow, this bitch writes the best blurbs on. Because I'd have to be like, oh, watch these two BBWs fucking suck while they I'd have to say, like, give a sort of, like, a quick thing and take some hot picks and make the box. But, and I'd have to see a lot of porn because it was all over. And, like, I had, I have seen some of the most horrifying water sports porn on the planet. And it comes out of some sort of Asian country. I forget who, like, where these things were from. But, you know, they were really, like, you know, pissing in the girls' faces. They had audiences. They were. they would have them like on tables and they were like watching and obviously the girls like look like they hated it but that's like what they're into and I was like this like this is like fucking horrifying like I don't like it in that kind of a way it can be very extreme and that's like gross to me you know what I mean turn off yeah I don't want it done to me like in a degrading way yeah that's what it yeah but I think in a little way it can be you know and I think that there's extreme so I think like in the shower I think a lot of people must might be open. Now, do I think most women would be open to it? No, but I think if a woman was going to, she's going to do it like you said you did it. Like you tried it in the shower and you're down because your guy wants it and you're like in the shower anyway. So why not? I peed on him.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Oh. Yeah. I've never been the one peed on. Oh, okay. Oh, interesting. I've only been the peer, not the PE. Oh, so that's even easier. I'm thinking to be peed on. I was thinking Well, because I'm thinking of that move that my friend did and he did pee on her. No, I know. I know. But so, yeah, like some guys, like, guys really like it. Some guys do. I just, I've never, I've never said, oh, please pee on me.
Starting point is 00:42:10 So I've just, I've always been the one that's two times I've done it. I peed on them. Yeah, I never have, because I've never had a partner who asked for it or anything. But like I said, if he did, I would go into the shower. And if he wanted to pay on me, I'd let him in the shower. If he wanted me to pee on him, I would. I would try it. See what sort of happened.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Okay, do women, like this is going to lead into all the cum questions, but do women really like to give blow jobs? I do. Explain. Yeah, I do. Because I, it's kind of this, it's this rhythmic thing. And you, I like to make out with a guy's dick. Interesting. So, you just got a lot of guys hard.
Starting point is 00:42:57 I don't, I know, I don't think of it like a blowjob. I'm like literally, I am no shit. Like, I'm making love to your dick. I am, I am making out with it. I'm all about it. Your dick and I have our own separate relationship. You may be attached to it, but I'm, right now I'm having a separate experience with your dick. Yeah. And I, and so I can't get totally into that. Like, it's very, it's almost very relaxing to suck on a dick. Interesting. Maybe, did you like have a pacifier in your mouth a lot when you were a baby? I did not. No, I did. Or maybe you needed one. Maybe I needed one. I know.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Maybe I was denied one. No, I just read into everything. No, I know. I know. I know that that's a, I think that's a, not a far stretch. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. I didn't have a pacifier.
Starting point is 00:43:48 I wasn't a thumb sucker. But you're a dick sucker. You're a cock sucker. And it's relaxing. That's what's, to me, it's like the. fact that you find something about it is kind of relaxing. That's kind of interesting. If you, if you, I like it. My favorite time to suck a dick is early morning. Wake him up, send him on his day with, with a good blow job. And just because you can, in the early
Starting point is 00:44:14 morning, like there's no pressure. He's not going to take your head and ram it or whatever. You can just sit there and wake him up and you set the pace. You get to lick and suck. and tease it and put it in your mouth and play with it the way you want. And I find that's what I'm talking about like when you're making out with it. That's your makeout session. Just do it. And he's along for the ride. And usually he's going to be pretty happy with that.
Starting point is 00:44:41 Yeah. Listen, I like it. I think for the same reason that I like eating ass. Sometimes though I think just the thought of like cock in your mouth like if you're horny, it's like hot, right? It's just like in the heat of passion. It's hot. And I also turning my partner on.
Starting point is 00:44:57 I like, I'm a pleasure. Oh, yeah. You know, like the guy who loves going down on girls. A lot of it is because he loves to pleasure a woman. Is that a controlling part of us? I don't know. But like I said, I love to give great head to make a guy go crazy really and really turn him on. And what I used to say to guys is like if a girl gives you a bad blowjob,
Starting point is 00:45:14 it's because she doesn't fucking like you. Okay. If a girl likes you, she's going to try to give you like the best blowjob ever. I think so. That's true. It's true. It's true. Totally true.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Yeah. Yeah. But when you really like a guy in the beginning, right, or are you like dying like the best blood job ever? At least I am. I don't know. I'm competitive. I want them to think I'm like the best.
Starting point is 00:45:33 I'm the same way. Yeah. That's why like when I go down there, it's going to be an experience. It's not just going to be this. I don't want to do the obligatory. Okay. We've made out. Now we're now clothes are starting to come off.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Okay. Now I'm going to suck your dick for five minutes. You're going to go down on me for five. No. If you're down there, like, if I'm, down there, I want to rock your world. Like, I don't do this. I don't do this to be average. No, but I'm going to tell you the funniest blowjob story.
Starting point is 00:46:01 And if I was like a director, I would write or a writer, I would write this into a movie scene and it's a true story. And this just goes to show that when you don't like someone. Maybe I will. Yeah. Maybe I'll steal it. It's not hot. If you're like when you don't like someone, you don't fucking care.
Starting point is 00:46:17 So Tommy, my old co-host was, and I've said this before, but most people haven't heard the story. But anyway, Tommy was my old co-host. and we were fucking probably like for seven years. So by the time, after a while, it was like, we were like an old married couple. And there was one day where I went over to his house. And for some reason, I didn't want to fuck him. I don't know if I had my period or whatever, but we were like going to go out for steak.
Starting point is 00:46:35 That's my favorite thing. I never saw him without going out for dinner afterwards. So he was going there, pulling around with him and then go out. And so I'm like blowing him. And he's not coming. And I'm like really fucking hungry. So I stop blowing him. I look up to him.
Starting point is 00:46:47 And I'm like, dude, can't you just like think about somebody else so you could come? because I'm really fucking hungry. And he's like, do you actually think I'm thinking about you? And I'm like, right there, that is perfection. You understand where the girl is coming from. And then you understand where the guy, like he's not thinking about her. He's been fucking her for seven years. And she's just fucking come already.
Starting point is 00:47:12 I'm hungry for steak. That is real life shit. I like high five to them. That was the best fucking comeback I ever heard. Like I'm thinking he's. thinking about me. And I'm not thinking about you. It's like my favorite fucking blowjubs story.
Starting point is 00:47:26 And I think it's so real because it's kind of very true life. And we were so comfortable with each other that we could talk like that. Do you know what I mean? Yes. Okay. So do talking about blow jobs and stuff, do most girls swallow? What do you think? Do you swallow?
Starting point is 00:47:40 Do you think girls swallow? Like I have my own opinion. I do because I'm no, I think, I think it's, I just don't think it's proper. now proper blowjob etiquette if you don't swallow. But there's a lot of women that don't swallow. And I think it's more non-swallowers than swallowers. Yeah, it's not crazy. I was watching, I love, like, reality TV. I was watching Real Housewives of Atlanta, right? And literally it was a table of maybe seven women. They're all married. And out of all of them, I think one of them raised her hand that she swallowed. The rest of them all didn't. I was like shocked. I was like one in seven. And
Starting point is 00:48:19 And then fast forward to the reunion, one more said she decided to start swallowing because the other one did. And I was like, okay, yay. But yeah, but like most of them like no. And then one girl even said, oh my God, she was like, I just wait until he falls asleep. Then I spit it out. And they're like, what are you doing holding it in your mouth on the side? Yeah, like, but you have a little chimpunk cheek. Like I get it. Before you storing it. How's that possible? I've always been like, what do girls do? Although sometimes fall asleep really fast. I think that's what she said, but I was like, oh, my God, it's the funniest conversation. But I'm like, oh, what do girls do that don't? And I guess they just pull out and then let him come all over or let him come on her tits. I don't know. Someone will spit it out. Like, they'll, no, he can come in her mouth and they'll spit it out. Which to me is even more weird.
Starting point is 00:49:09 You know, it's like, that's, what's he thinking about that? I did a whole Valentine's Day PSA then. And I'm like, if you like, I don't know, I think it was something along the lines of like, if you, like, if there's a girl out there that eats oysters, but she won't swallow come, like, I don't fucking get you. There are so many things worse than Com that people put in their mouth. And most of the time, to me, it doesn't really have a taste. I think sometimes if a guy's doing a lot of drugs or pills, it tastes like sort of sour
Starting point is 00:49:35 and weird and you could taste certain things in Com, that's 100%. Also, drugs go into Com. I had a guy that I was dating that was snorting heroin and I didn't know. And one time I gave him a blowjob and swallowed and I threw up immediately. And I know I did heroin, you know what I mean? Because I literally grew up like in two seconds. So you could taste that kind of shit. But for me, it doesn't really have any real taste.
Starting point is 00:49:56 And I think take it for the team. Just do it. It's just a part of sex. Like not every part of sex. Like we were talking about rimming and fisting. It's not all clean or anything. Like, just do it. Live in the moment.
Starting point is 00:50:06 It makes it better, I think. I think more girls should, but I think most girls don't. Yeah. I agree with you. I think most girls should, but I think most girls don't. I don't know why. I mean, I don't. I don't know why there's this big aversion to it.
Starting point is 00:50:19 I think it's like... I think it's gross if you think about it. You know what I mean? Like if someone just gave you like a spoon full of come, like when you like put in your mouth and eat. No, I think women think of have it framed in their mind as that. So even in the heat of passion, they don't cross that line. And I just think that they have to get past that. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:50:39 I cross a lot of lines on the heat of passion. That's exactly wrong. Yeah. But I think it's because like women just, it's like, the thought of it, the consistency. It's gross. It's not like if you really think about it. Like I said, you're not going to like to put it on a spoon and eat it.
Starting point is 00:50:54 But I'll tell you guys and would love you if you swallowed it because I have an episode. It's my most downloaded episode. It was my worst guest I ever had and it was like Donna is addicted to sperm. Any, if you get a girl on your show that's addicted to Jizz and sperm like Casey or Donna on my show, like those will be your like most highly downloaded episodes because every guy wants to know that women love. they're calm. Like they're really into that. It's like a thing. I love come. Okay, there you go. Lela loves come. That's a good title. Yeah, I do. Yeah, there you go. Layla loves come. No, I do love come. I have
Starting point is 00:51:30 this thing where when one of my partners, if he, like when he comes in me, I instantly get the second it happens. I could have just had an orgasm. I'm instantly like re-energized. I'm turned on again. I'm ready to come. Yeah, just knowing or feeling it or just yep, just knowing it. And sometimes, sometimes like when my partner will get my partner will get up and he'll head to the shower or whatever. And I will sit there and I'll just masturbate until I come again. Because I'm so turned on. Like I'm like, oh my God. I thought I was done. And then the second. can he comes in me. It's so hot and so, it's just that feeling it's in there. I, I'm instantly turned on again. My clasbbing. I'm like, I've got to have another orgasm. Yeah. Yeah, you're good with
Starting point is 00:52:24 these cum questions. Like on to the next, because these are the last couple are all about cum, but now it's about your cum. Do you like the taste of to suck you? Say a guy like fucks you, right? And then you suck his dick and you taste yourself. Do you enjoy that? Does that add anything to it? Yeah, I do. Okay. Yes. Yeah, of course I do. Yeah. Even if a guy's going down on you, like you'll make out with him afterwards. Absolutely. But do you know that how many times though will a guy let you make out with him after you swallow his giz? You notice that guys are very like, oh, don't kiss me afterwards. A lot of guys. Oh, yeah. I don't. I haven't noticed that. I think, I think, no. I haven't actually, I've never had any, I've never had a guy say don't kiss me after I swallow it. I don't. I haven't, actually, I've never had a guy say don't kiss me after I swallow him. this come. No? Oh, I said, I found that most guys were like, no way. And I just think it was like their big fear of what does it mean like your gale? What's a big deal? Like it's not even on my lips anymore. Like I said, a lot of guys, a lot of guys taste their own cum and secretly and they eat it and they like it.
Starting point is 00:53:28 But you just said the magic word. What was the magic word? Secretly. I don't necessarily think those guys saying, no, don't. Didn't really want to. But they're the same guys like, don't put your finger in my ass. And meanwhile, they're shoving G.I. Joe's up their ass since they're seven. Exactly. Do you know what I mean? So you just don't know. I think a lot of guys hide that shit from women. And maybe you've been with more open-minded guys.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Like, you're having guys that are you're like shoving shit in their ass and stuff. So they're more open and honest about it. They're open. Yeah. But this same guy wants, this guy is like just sitting home fantasizing that girls are like playing with themselves and then like literally licking their come off their toys and fingers. This is what he wants to know. Would you do that too? Because you like the taste of your own comedy.
Starting point is 00:54:12 Will you, when you're playing with yourself, take it off of a toy or off your hand? Yeah, of course. If I take it off his dick, I'll take it off whatever has gone up there. Even when you're by yourself, you really do love common. This is like a,
Starting point is 00:54:25 that's what I mean. That's what do you want to? No, I don't know, I don't do it by myself. Uh-uh. Okay, cool. That's interesting. Yeah, and I don't think women do.
Starting point is 00:54:34 No, I don't do it about myself. I'm like, I don't need that. usually because it's after the fact and so I've already come right if I'm doing it because if I'm with someone and I know like they still need to come or that them seeing that's just going to be a visual turn on or add to the excitement of the whole experience yes so it's really more for them than me yeah I feel listen girls do have post not clarity after we come we feel the same way as guys I'm sorry, but if you're watching those fisting porn videos and you, after you come, you're like, oh my God, like I would never do that. You know what I mean? Like afterwards, you feel the same way that guys do.
Starting point is 00:55:14 You know what I mean? There is that sort of like you wake up in reality. Yeah. Like, oh, my God. Right. And so you're not like thinking, oh, let me go clean off my toy and eat my cum. Like, you're not horny anymore. It's over. No. And to story. Yes. I don't think any guy would either, even if he was so into jazz. Yeah. No, you're right. I think you're right. Last question is, it's another. question. I told you had a lot of common questions. Do women love to be eaten out after sex? Would you be turned on or turned off if like your guy fucks you comes inside you and then wants to go down and clean it up? Oh, fucking hell. Yes. That is so hot. Get down there, clean that shit up. Maybe come again. Yes. Oh my God. Lela, keep talking.
Starting point is 00:55:56 You're just like you're like a phone sex operator. Absolutely. No. Oh my gosh. It's so. oh that's the best no seriously or yeah i have i mean i fantasize about that that's the one thing a third for me is is so exciting because i want them to be a little more suppressive so that they're there to just do all the things to me while other things are happening and then also once i have come in me and he's done you get down there clean it up lick my clit keep let's keep going to because now that comes in me and I'm excited again. I'm re-energized. I'm ready to go again and have another orgasm.
Starting point is 00:56:40 So, yeah. Yeah, well, you should do a whole, like I'm telling you that guys love this kind of talk. You run your own show where you just talk about your own thing. Do I do a cum series? I'm telling you it will be highly downloaded. I know for my downloads that any girl that's this into come, and the guys fucking love it. You could just keep talking like this for 30 minutes. I love, oh my God, I do love cum.
Starting point is 00:57:01 Don't you just love it? Like, I don't, and it's hard for me, like when a guy says, like, where do you want it? Yeah. Because, of course, naturally, I want it, like, in me. That gets me so excited and so turned on. But I also like it. If it's right, like, I love when a guy, there's guys that can become a little bit. I call it leaking, but no guy likes that.
Starting point is 00:57:23 Where they're so turned on, they're so turned on, then they'll, they'll, they'll, where my partners does this all the time. And we'll record little videos of him doing this. And it just, it's so hot to watch. Like, I just, I lose my mind. I lose my mind when I see it real time and then just watching it back is really hot too. But, you know, he'll come and then he'll pull out and he'll come just like right on my clit. Like, right on my, like, little landing strip and right on my clip. And then he'll swipe his dick across it, get some on there, and then push it back in me.
Starting point is 00:57:59 And then keep fucking because he hasn't come yet. and then he'll do that a couple more times and then and then he'll finally come in me and so it's like outside of me in me oh my god oh my god leila like i mean you just so hot unfortunately i have to say most women are not like leila you are at top of the mountain no i listen i am not as in to like calm as you are i would be fine if a guy did it it wouldn't be like maybe and listen in the heat of the moment, I would probably be turned on by it, but I'm neither here nor there. But what I love is the fact that you really are into it. This really is a thing for you. It is a thing for me. Yeah, it's hot.
Starting point is 00:58:42 Yeah, there's power in that. You're going to get a standing ovation now. The way you love that come all over you. I guys love that. And listen to, you know what? I believe there's a lot of testosterone in common. I do believe the more you have on you, in you, rubbed into your skin swallowed. Yeah. You get hits of it. It makes you more into sex. I believe that. I think so. It is, to me it's a bit of an aphrodisiac. Yeah. Like oysters. Yeah. I mean, like, well, oysters don't taste great. Cumb doesn't always taste great. Oh my God. I'd rather I'd rather take, if you gave me like a shell and put cum in it and I had to swallow it with some hot sauce or like a fucking oyster, I'd take the cum. I'd take six cum oysters over real oysters any day. Me too. Those are living animals. I don't like oysters. I know.
Starting point is 00:59:31 disgusting. I don't know why. I don't know why I can't I love sushi I cannot get into oysters. Talk about that's but that's what I mean it's like kind of like worse consistency worse everything to the hundredth power yet they won't swallow cum but they'll eat a fucking oyster it's gross I like I said I'd get like on ice six fucking cum oysters over real oysters any day. Oh my God this was the best episode ever. I'm so glad we we did it part one and part too. This is like the orgasm. This is the orgasm. Yesterday was the tease. Today is the fucking climax. Today. This was good. We did. We really did get into it. Yeah, you gave the best ending ever. I have to thank you for that. I'd give you the standing ovation too. So thank you so much, Leila, for coming on the show and giving me a great Girl Talk episode. This was super fun. We should do it every now and then. We'll do it again. and let everybody know I will put the link to your podcast in my description, but give a shout out real quick. Yeah, I have easiest way to find me and link to everything is my website.
Starting point is 01:00:38 Oh, right. And then from there, you can, I love voicemails. People love to leave me voicemails. I love to get voicemails. I respond to everybody personally that you can click on the pink tab on the right hand side of my homepage there or any page on my website and send me voicemail. And I also have a private podcast where if you can believe, I get extra, extra spicy on that.
Starting point is 01:01:01 From what you heard here, my language goes from a, if today was a five, it goes to a 10 plus. Oh my God. No, today was a 10, some of the things, the way you talk sometimes. It's very turned up. So imagine what she does on her private podcast. Yeah, the private podcast is very spicy. So if you want to check that out, you can. Yeah, so we go.
Starting point is 01:01:19 Awesome. All right, listen, thank you so much for coming on. I'll put the link to your description and we'll talk again soon. All right, take care. Bye. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only in paperback and ebook, but you can pre-order the audiobook.
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