Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1213 - Luna is Totally Into Anal Play & Pegging Men & Women, Prostate Play and More
Episode Date: September 3, 2025Luna Robbie is totally into anal play and pegging with both men and women and she called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including her first double penetration with a male ...and a female and exactly what went down, the first partner she got really into butt play with and what they enjoyed doing together, another dp threesome with her partner and another female and exactly what went down, when she got into pegging guys and why she enjoys it so much, how playing with herself with toys helped her become a better top and how that can help you too, how she incorporates lube into pegging and her “target practice” trick uses, exactly how she preps people before she pegs them and then exactly what she does when pegging them, how she stimulates the guys prostate plus a whole lot more. You can find her here: https://www.lunarobbie.com **To see HOT pics of LUNA ROBBIE plus my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://vb.health To get 10% off Drive Boost by VB Health use code: STRICTLY https://beducate.me/pd2528-anonymous Use code: ANONYMOUS to get 50% off your yearly pass plus get a 14-day money-back guarantee https://uberlube.com/discount/Strictly Use code: STRICTLY for 10% off Uberlube aka the BEST Lube EVER https://bluechew.com Get your first month of the new Blewchew Max FREE! use code: STRICTLYANON https://viia.co/STRICTLYANON Try VIIA and use code STRICTLYANON for great SEX and sleep https://butterwellness.com/ Use the code “STRICTLY” at checkout for 20% off your entire order To get $15 OFF your female oxytocin arousal tablets and more, use code STRICTLY here: https://shamelesscare.sjv.io/xLQ3Jv Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website: http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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a super fun awesome informative hot interesting episode with luna robbie it's all about
paging, anal play, prostate play, d-p, hand jobs, lube, like you name it, we talk about it, but mostly
we talk about bup play here. I mean, she talks in the beginning, she was like, I'm a bi-directional
butt slut or some shit like that. She was like, oh my God, that should be the title of the
episode because that's what we're going to talk about. I mean, she is like, fuck guys in the ass,
she's been deeped. She, with a man and a woman. She has deped a woman with a man.
okay she loves giving guys prostate play she loved anal sex for herself and everything to do with anal and we talk all about all of that
she goes back to the beginning when she was like super curious and got into anal play with herself and then talks about her first guy who got her into doing it with him and now she's like a professional she loves nothing more than doing anal stuff to guys and to women and she talks all about it and gives like specific information at the end of how she gives a guy a prostate massage and it's superiors and it's superiors and it's superiors.
interesting. She tells a lot of hot stories. You're going to love this episode. It was fun talking to her.
She's been on my show before. I will put links to all her stuff in the description, but I'm going to get
right to the episode because it's super great and be right back on with Luna Robbie. Hi, Luna Robbie. Welcome
back to the Strictly Anonymous podcast. How are you today? Oh, I'm amazing, Kathy. Thank you for having me
back. Well, listen, Luna Robbie. You've been on before. You were also, you were on first, you know,
by yourself to tell me your story of how you wound up at Sherry's Ranch, right? You work at the
brothel. You are over there on their website. I will put a link to your stuff in the description,
but you're also with another brothel girl, Gigi. She's one of my favorite guests. You and Gigi. I mean,
to me, you guys are like twins. I almost, you guys sound alike, look alike. Also brothel together,
you know, but what me and you are going to talk about today is pegging, prostate play. We might talk about
hand jobs. We're just doing like a girl talk episode because I know you well.
So we're going to go into that. And I know that you love, do you, would you say you love pegging guys?
Like, would that be a true statement? Yes. I would say it's most accurate to say that I'm a bi-directional butt slut.
Like I love. Wait, I need to write that down. That's like the title. Luna Robbie is a bi-directional butt slut. I like it.
I'm not just by
I'm a bi-directional butt slut
and like yes, pegging
but I also love playing
with assholes of all people right
like so whether or not
you have a prostate
like I love
I love the deep sensuality
of the pleasure like I
which is why I love including the hand
I love including that like all of it
we'll get into it I'll follow you later
oh no I love that so wait
so we're going to do like pegging
for men but you're also going to get
and butt play for men what you enjoy
as well as what you do for
checks. That's super interesting to me.
I feel like maybe can we start there?
Because I've never heard of that.
One of my most favorite, bestest, hottest experiences ever was with this couple.
They were also both butt sluts.
And first we wanted to warm up her ass together.
So me and the dude, because that was like part of their ritual and they knew that I was
into that because they've been listening to my podcast forever.
You know, like they got it.
And then they knew that I would be.
be very, very, so they knew that I was great at like warming up other people's buttholes.
And then she had never gotten the experience other than having her husband warm up her own
asshole. She'd never gotten to be on the giving experience. So then we switched and they took a long,
long time warming me up. So then we were both wearing butt plugs for a while. And then we had a
whole long, crazy, you know, interim session. And the grand finale was double penetration where I
strapped up and he was in her pussy and I got to be in her asshole.
Oh, that's a DP for
I want her on my show
Because I don't know that I've had a woman on
Who had a DP with a man and a woman, right?
I have.
Oh, you have two?
That's the only, yeah, that's the only D.
I have not had a D.P with two life costs.
Slow it fucking down.
Okay, I need all these stories.
Too much.
I feel like I got to keep a list.
Wait a second, let's finish this story.
But then and then I want your D.
Or let's just go to your D.P.
But you D.P.
her right and she
loved it
yes and I got to be in the asshole which I think
you know oftentimes
the partner with the cock in the asshole
whether it's a live cock or a strap on
is known as the anchor
but in our case she wanted to anchor on
her husband's cock with her pussy
so they were doing a reverse missionary
not exactly what is it called
she was on top but she was like squished on top of him
so that I could have access
and I went really nice and slow
and just communicated a lot.
Yeah.
And I think it's a great responsibility to be in the asshole because typically most pussy
owners have been fucked in the pussy more than the asshole.
Am I being too naughty with my words?
Should I talk in the language?
No, no, no.
I like girls that could be not.
You know, no, that's good.
Go for it.
Respectually naughty.
Okay, because I think that for me, you know, assholes are a great, great, great source
of pleasure.
A lot of people don't necessarily know.
And so those of us who have pussies are really, really used to getting fucked in
our cunts, but like having something in our butt at the same time. For me, it's a very intense experience.
And so I know that as a giver, going slow and communicating and doing all of that, you know, in any
circumstance is always important with any sort of hole that is receiving any sort of stimulation.
And so, like, I felt a great sense of honor and trust that, like, the three of us collaborated.
And that, like, that is a session that I still think about often and get off too often. And there were,
there were other hot things. Like, at one point, he had both his hands in it. Because I wanted to, like,
have her and I hold hands and have him like tug on our butt plugs because I really like that
sensation and you know so we we really really warmed up her asshole in so many ways and it was
truly truly next level hot wait so when did your DP a show happen before after this oh long before
oh okay yeah and then before this was back in the early days with my dominant with my like original
dominant who introduced me to my asshole oh okay so that's maybe where we should start right like
how you got into all of this stuff as pegging
as well as asshole play for yourself.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Well, so I did dabble.
I was always but curious.
Like when I finally found a partner who was not afraid of virgins and was like ready to
help me lose my virginity in all the ways, like we did everything.
I wanted to try anal very first night.
Like he was like, okay.
You know, and I had no idea what I didn't know.
So early on, my experiences were always mediocre to bad because I was, you know, getting drunk
instead of using lube. And so it was not, and it wasn't until I was like 27, almost 28 that I found
a partner who really, really knew what he was doing and he was very into butts in all the ways.
And so he is the one who showed me how to use plugs. I didn't even know there were anal toys.
Like, I really, really, really didn't know anything early on. I mean, you know, I just kind of stumbled
but you were curious, obviously. But you were obviously very curious, yeah.
Very, very curious. Yeah.
So having a partner who knew what he was doing was really helpful.
Like, I didn't even know that I could go research sex stuff, right?
That's how uninformed when it came to kink and sex I was.
Yeah.
I just relied on other people to learn.
And that is also my favorite way to learn.
And I would say it was really, really, really a treat.
And he is the partner who had the knowledge and experience and what he did in our very first session together
because he told me he was into butts.
And I was like, okay.
And he's like, do you feel open to anal tonight?
And I was like, well, yeah, but like, he's like, well, what's the hesitation?
I'm like, well, what if it got messy?
And he was like, so what if it got messy?
And I was like, well, I would be embarrassed.
And he was like, well, what if you never had to be embarrassed in front of me?
And that changed my whole life.
Like that concept changed my whole life.
I've told that story a lot.
People know it.
And also it gave me the ability to let go of the emotional concern.
And then, you know, for a while, it took me nine months of trying anal sex one to four times a
to finally have an ascasm. And I was so curious and I loved it every time because he would take all my
holes. I loved having all of my holes on the menu for him, you know, to have them be played with and
used. And it was for me still a mental discomfort off and on, but at least I didn't have the
emotional worry of like, oh my gosh, is my partner going to judge me? And he made the great point.
He was like, you know, for those of us who love to fuck assholes, we know that sometimes shit happens.
Like it's okay. Right. And listen, I think for people listening, you know, take
take the cue from that guy, right?
Like that's something that maybe is a tip for other guys to say to your girl.
Because girls are,
we're in our head about a lot of these things.
We think,
we overthink things I think a lot more than guys, you know,
and that is going to be in a girl's head.
So if you take that off the table and make her feel comfortable,
that is only going to help.
Totally.
And I will say my dude lovers who I fuck in the ass have a similar concern.
Maybe a little, I mean, okay,
certainly there's some of them less so.
Some of them never even thought about it.
That's for sure.
And that leads to, you know, different scenarios.
But I definitely think that creating comfort between partners is the first step to butt stuff is getting super comfy so that no matter where it goes.
You just made me realize I've never been with a guy.
I only had one guy my whole life that's letting me put anything up his ass, right?
And it was a butt butt.
Like it?
Oh, yeah.
He loved it.
You know, I've tried fingers.
I only got knuckles in and every guy loved the fucking knuckle.
That's the knuckle movement.
It works.
And you see how much guys love it.
but they're so afraid to cop to it.
And these were probably the same guys that go home and shove the shit in their ass.
Like I just think it's a lot of DL stuff going down, you know.
But you just made me realize that, you know, I don't even think of guys feeling self-conscious
because I've never been with a guy that's into butt stuff, right?
Like they don't have anything to be a self-conscious.
Pretend it's like not butt stuff, right?
They're not in their head about regular sex.
I mean, unless they're not getting hard, you know.
So that's where I was coming from.
But you made a good point.
It's good to take that off the table for anyone, whether if you're pegging a,
if you're fucking a girl in the ass or pegging a,
a guy in the ass. Totally, totally. And I mean, I would say in general, I have every, every woman
partner I've been with has definitely cared. I have not yet had sex with like a non-binary or trans
partner in the ass, but I have like with dude partners, I definitely have encountered some that do
not care at all. Like they don't even think about prep, like, you know, they don't even,
they want me to warm everything up. But I, I was really lucky to because my very first boyfriend
is the one who, you know, and again, I knew nothing about kink. I was in my early, early, early
20s. I was like so excited to finally have someone that I could have sex with over and over again.
And he was the one that was like, would you ever try putting a finger in my butt? And oh my God,
I did it while he was inside my pussy, like fucking me in the pussy. And I felt magical. Like it turns
me on so much. And that's when I was like, oh, whoa. Like it takes me to the next level. I feel like we are
connected in a loop, you know, like the snake that eats its own tail, the a auroboros like that. I feel like
that, but in an infinity symbol and then we still get to make out. Like it, there's something about it that
really turns me on. And even like, like, like, the snake.
lately with my submissive clients too.
You know, not, not everyone that I fuck in the ass is a submissive,
but like if I have a good submissive,
it takes it to the next level for me.
Like I had a session recently where I was pegging a very, very, very good boy.
And I, we happened to be in a hotel room where I looked to the right
and I could see myself pegging him in the mirror.
And I got so wet.
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So, you know, I think.
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Turn on and I don't know. It's like it's almost like when I'm fucking someone else's
ass, I feel like my pussy is receiving stimulation even if nothing's touching it.
Yeah, that's interesting. And I've heard that before. You know, it doesn't sometimes come
right away, but over time, right, if a woman starts to really get into it, she starts to be empowered
by it, right? And then eventually like really fucking turned on. Wait, let's go back to that first
story. I feel like I cock-blocked it. You were saying like that guy made you feel really
comfortable, right? You're with your first guy who's about to, you know, who got you really into
anal play and pegging and everything. My anal mentor. Yeah. Yeah. Go back to him. So he put it out there like,
hey, you know, don't be self-conscious. So you don't have to worry about it. And you said you started to like,
you know, once that pressure was off the table, you started to like, you know, do it like a couple
times, like a few times a month, right? Yep. That's how often I was seeing him. And every time I would
see him, we would do every hole. And still, for the first nine months, like, and I remember it was
nine months because I was joking that it's like, some people have a baby. It takes me nine months
to have an ascasm, you know? And so I remember still feeling nervous that I, you know, because
when I'm not used to the sensation, the only sensation reference point I'd had previously was
boating. And so sometimes early on, anal sex, when I'm not used to it, even though I'm getting
stimulation and I'm getting really turned on, I was sort of like, oh, wait, is this going to
am I going to oh oh but then I would be like oh well whatever happens it's okay you know and I think
like the only time I think that he and I ever actually had a little mess to contend with was a pretty
sizable anal hook and that was years into our connection so you know I for the most part everything was
great I know my body's rhythms and so I pretty much would just empty my bowels before seeing him
like I would make sure that it was like not before the time and the day when I gone to the bathroom and like
everything was pretty great and I'm cleaning it.
out wise, I'm a person that is very minimal.
You know, in some cases, enema can cause people greater issues.
So I'm a big fan of, like, you know, use a lube gun or an enema bulb that is with water only,
not the solutions in the drugstore, like empty that out, put water in.
And, you know, it's really about cleaning the skin that is on the inside of, you know,
the rectum, like the tube.
Yeah, yeah.
And I say no fucking chemicals, right, the water.
No chemicals.
Exactly.
That's in there.
Exactly.
That sounds like flowers.
Get that shit out.
Yeah.
None of that stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, so wait, was he the one that you did the double penetration with?
Yes, he was.
Yep, that was our first threesome.
Who was the girl?
Who was the girl?
She was another lover of his from previous years, but it was also my first time meeting
her.
And so it was, you know, interesting.
And that was at a time where I was newer to kind of like diving right in and creating
deeper connections with people.
And I was also relying on him as kind of the focal point.
So it was this really, really sweet situation.
where they were kind of co-topping me.
I was in the submissive position,
but I was also like the submissive prize.
Like I was the tolly of the evening.
And I watched them play and I got really turned on and they plugged me.
And then she had an internal, like the, I think they're called a field out,
like the cock that can go in the pussy.
So she had stimulation too.
And so she was like wearing that.
And I was, yeah, he was my anchor.
And so I was on top of him first, like, facing up.
And then she crawled on top of me.
So I was like a delicious filling in the middle of a sandwich.
And I definitely, that is definitely the fastest I have ever come from penetration because they also found their rhythm.
And my whole body, head, brain, everything exploded.
And it was powerful, powerful, powerful sensation.
And I did feel extremely vulnerable.
afterward. You know, I have not been penetrated by two people that I knew super duper well, so that is
still on my bucket list for the future. You know, and it was sensational bliss and really, really
fun and definitely something I, well, we did it again once. And then with the same people?
And then she didn't want to keep playing or whatever. I think she got a boyfriend or something.
But yeah, it was, it was really, really hot. And I highly recommend it. You know, I love the feeling of
fullness. I can definitely imagine really enjoying having both my holes filled while also like having
another cock in my mouth. So, you know, I'm,
yeah, have you ever done TP with two guys? Not yet. It's still on my bucket list. Because I'm,
I'm more into like finding the right vibe than just like crossing it off. I'm sure I can go out
there and find two dicks to be inside. I've gotten close a couple of times. Like I've had a partner,
like my friend who really likes to spank me like, you know, early on. He was just like, I've got a friend. But
then the friend was like, I'm not into it. So I've come up, come up close to it a few times, but not yet.
I think that would be really hot. Right. But you're open to it and down. You just, it has to be
the right situation. Right, too, guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it has to be an inspiring situation,
not just a possible situation, right? Like, at this point, I could, like, make a pretty great
invitation and probably find two dicks to be inside me. And I want that level of, like,
trust and pure delight, right?
Like, not just the like, oh, we like to fuck.
You know, I love to fuck.
And I need a really good reason to have that situation.
Well, maybe you, listen, maybe I'm wrong to assume that you never did this, but maybe
you have.
Have you ever done DP with two girls?
Like, now I'm thinking of all the variations.
I would.
I'd be airtight with three.
Like, you know, for me, I love all sorts of cocks, right?
Whether it's a dildo on a strap on or whether it's attached to someone's body as long as
the cock is healthy and happy, like I can play with it.
You know, sometimes people are like, what's the right size?
I was going to say, you're not a size queen, right?
Yeah, right.
Nope.
Yeah, totally.
No.
And I feel like people with smaller dicks are often kinkier and creative because they have to be.
I definitely have had the experience.
Not all guys with big dicks are bad lovers.
However, I would say in general, they are requiring a little more nuance, a little more
training.
I've had to really train the guys that I've fucked who have bigger dicks.
I've had to train every single one of them,
to stab my cervix so hard that I'm like choking and coughing, you know?
And because it will move.
I have to teach them how to get in there and get to the side and make it so that if they
do want to slam fuck me, that it's in a safe way that I can handle.
You know what I know.
I know some people really, really enjoy the experience of their cervix, like getting a beating
for me.
It's pain.
It makes me cough and I can't breathe.
So I can only take a certain amount of it.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't like it at all.
Yeah, it freaks me out.
Like I always say, you know you got a small dick with me when I'm like,
fuck me from behind.
because I don't let anyone with a big dick
fuck me from behind.
I get too afraid it's going to hit my
cervix, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I don't like it.
And I also, I would,
I've heard of the dick donuts.
Have you ever used one of those?
What's a dick donut?
Oh, it's like you put it like a cockering,
but more fluffy?
But more fluffy so that they can like slam really hard
but they won't stab our cervix.
Oh, what a smart toy?
What a smart thing.
I know, right?
I know.
I want to go get one and try one.
Oh, wait.
So let's go back to you now.
Now, when was the first time?
When did you get into like pegging guys?
Like, what was that first experience?
Like, did it take you a while to like strap it on and feel empowered or like,
how did you feel that first time?
Do you remember your first time?
Oh, I do because it was with my same lover who introduced me to all the things.
And so because we had a kinky dynamic where he was the one in control,
I didn't even understand that many people associate with, you know,
receiving a cock or a strap on in the ass as a side.
submissive act because I was like, well, I'm a submissive doing this for my dominant partner because
he has ordered me to, so I'm in service and I'm serving him by bringing him anal pleasure.
You know, so I very specifically remember feeling so proud and like getting so turned on that
I got to give him even deeper pleasure because at that point, you know, I'd really gotten into
rimming and using my fingers and, you know, learning about prostate massage through him, with him, into
him. And, you know, so Pagan was the next natural step for us. And it's interesting because we did it
a few times, but it wasn't the thing that he liked the most to receive. But I would, I would
put my fingers in him and have my mouth on him almost every session, just not, not necessarily a
strap. And he was down. He was open to it. Like it wasn't his favorite thing, but he wasn't like,
get the fuck away like a lot of guys are. Totally. No, no, he was really, really comfortable with his
asshole. He simply preferred the sensation of my fingers. And like you said,
knuckles and my tongue and mouth, you know, and I'm really good at going down on an asshole.
I also really, really love pegging guys because in every case where I have strapped up and
made love to someone's asshole, if they're a straight dude, they have gotten better at going down on me.
What do you mean?
It's no, oh, yeah, because they, I think it's because they know that gentleness makes a difference
and also they learned some moves from me.
Like there's some, you know, some sucking that I do with my mouth around some of the ways I use my fingers.
Oh, I thought you were talking about pegging.
Oh, when you go down with, like with your mouth and you're rimming them, it teaches them to go down better on you.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, and then even with the cock, like, if they are going to fuck me in the asshole, they now know how much warm up I need.
Because in my early experiences with my other lovers who, you know, no shade to them because I didn't know what I was doing.
They also didn't know what they were doing.
And so we would, I was in pain.
Again, I definitely remember for my birthday one year drinking, disgusting, I don't drink anymore,
but like cake vodka, like cake flavored vodka for my birthday and then trying anal.
And it was not comfortable.
It was not, you know, because we just went straight for it.
We didn't know anything about massage or warm up or fingers.
I didn't even know that rimming was a thing back then.
Yeah, that's so bad.
I know that I once remember hearing it for the first time, and it made sense like some guy that was like really into anal play.
you know, he was a top, but he decided to get bottomed at a certain point in his life because he
figured like that would help him figure out how to be the best top. And I think it's true.
And I always say this about like straight guys or guys that maybe haven't secretly shoved anything
in their ass at home. Like if you want to get your girl into anal sex, why don't you like you start
playing with your own self at home? Because nobody is going to just take a big dildo and shove it in
their ass in one second before any foreplay, right? So try that at home because that's a lot of times.
move that ruined every girl for anal sex, right? Some guy just like put it in like he would put it in her
pussy like right off the bat. And it's like that guy has no idea because he's never played with
his asshole. Because if he did, he'd know you can't fucking do that, you know? And I think that that's the
best way is like get in touch with your own body because both men and women. This is something that we
could both relate to. You know what I mean? We both have it. So I feel like, you know, guys,
you could get your girl into it. If you learn how to do it yourself first to yourself and
go do those moves with her.
Totally.
And I'm so glad you said that because one of the things that got me
extra comfortable with my own butthole was what got me to askasms was buying dildos.
And it didn't even occur to me that I could do this until one day I wanted to turn on my
partner.
Like sometimes I really am a slow learner and just have to experience everything.
And we all have our own ways of learning.
It's fine.
And when I got my own dildo, I got two of them so that I could double penetrate myself.
and I gained more confidence in the sensations in my own asshole.
So then I could tell like, oh, I'm not about to like lose my bowels.
This is how it feels.
And then I could control it and I could go slow and see, you know.
So that was another thing that helped me be a better receiver as well as then a better giver and warm-uper, you know, when I'm using a dildo as a cock.
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lose my bowels.
This is how it feels.
And then I could control it and I could go slow and see, you know.
So that was another thing that helped me be a better receiver as well as then a better
giver and warm-upor, you know, when I'm using a dildo as a cock.
Yeah.
What lube do you use?
Like, I haven't used lube a lot in my life, right?
And then Uber Lube came to me like maybe they're going to sponsor my show and she set me
like a big fucking box of that stuff.
First of all, okay, I'm sorry, but I am a.
a sucker for packaging. I like shit that looks nice. Like I can't tell you. Like seriously. So first of all,
their packaging is high end. It looks like really nice. But the product is so fucking high end.
Before I even tried it, okay, because anytime I used Loub in the past, I just used anything, you know,
that was around. But before I tried it, I put a thing out on my Patreon and I was like, hey,
what do people think of Uber Lou? Like, I put a picture of all the shit that they sent me. Everyone,
I mean, there were 49 comments of how, oh my God, my favorite fucking loop. One guy's like, I wrote into
them to be like, can you make a bottle with a, like, what is that called in the dark? A glow in the dark
light, because I use it all the time. He's like, I have it on monthly payment on Amazon. And Uber
Loub, like, sent them like all this product shit because they were like so into him being a
customer. But like I, so I used it recently with for a hand job for my guy. He's like, oh, you know,
he was just like in the mood for a handjob, right? And I grabbed my Uber Loub. Now, he had never
used UberLube. And he thought it was like disappearing. But no. I don't know how to put it into words.
but it like it moves like skin right but it doesn't feel like oily and gross like it lubes up
but and it slides but it doesn't feel like a gooey fucking mess am i like is that the way is that the best
way to explain it is that why they're like known as like the best loop oh my god i'm a huge uber lube nerd
yes and can i just can i just tell you all my favorite things about it wait but the other thing
i mean the other thing that i have to say that a lot of people spoke about and that i love about
them and why I would use them when I'm going to have anal sex is because they are like zero chemicals.
Like they are the number one thing to use if you are sensitive and or don't want shit in your
body because do you know that like water based loops will go into your bloodstream but theirs does
not. It doesn't penetrate into the skin and it's totally clean. Like there's no petrochemicals.
There's no parabins. There's no preservatives. Like that's the way I roll. Like I like healthy stuff.
I'm sensitive to things. And then I'm just going to tell you.
the other good things about UberLube, because I read everything about them, is that they are
totally compatible with latex. So it's safe and effective to use with condoms. They work underwater.
So anyone going to like a lifestyle resort, you could put it on. It's going to be fun in the pool,
in the hot tub. And also it doesn't stain. And I just want to tell people because UberLube is now
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Sorry, now what were you going to say about Uber-Colub?
Because you love them too, right?
Well, I mean, so I will say that I have converted so many people to be Uber-Lube users.
I definitely, they're my dream sponsor. They definitely should sponsor me because every single client or lover I have, I use UberLube and introduce every person that I make love to or give a hand job to or blowjob to to to my favorite game in the world. I call it target practice. The best thing about UberLub is it's dispensed, you know, the way that it dispenses. Bottle can get slippery if you're a person who fucks with it. That is the one thing. They need like a little ring so I can hold it. But yeah, I use that little squirt to pick a target on the body.
So this could be genitals.
It could be nipples.
It could be wherever I'm doing because I use it as a massage oil.
I love that they are a condom safe massage oil because I've had too many people want to give me oil-based massages and then fuck.
And that can degrade condoms.
That's not safe.
Yeah.
And so I love to basically do, you know, people want new room massages if I'm at the ranch.
And I think that's a whole production and then I have to worry about this gel that if it gets in my pussy, you can fuck up the pH.
Then I wear laurels.
It's a whole thing.
Whereas if I am giving a massage in the bed,
even if it's, like you said, only a happy ending, which I think is great.
It's a whole experience because I make my squatter, I pick the target, I go as long and high
as my arm can reach, and then I give them the sensation of the lube dropping down onto them.
So I aim for the bull's eye, but this is not a game about hitting a bull's eye.
It's about rubbing it in and having so much fun doing it.
So I really, really love that aspect too, because I definitely have had partners in the past
to be like, well, we don't need lube.
Well, I'm going to turn you on.
I'm like, lube is fun.
Lube makes it more fun.
Lube makes my wetness wetter.
And when I put it on someone's body and I'm massaging them, like leading up to stuff as a tease,
because I do a lot of also like pelvic massage because so many people hold tension in their pelvices.
I can retract an inch or inch and a half of the dick up into the body because they have so much tension.
So I take my time massaging the entire body, especially if I'm doing a prostate session,
because I want to get the entire animal body in this supple state of receiving where we feel
animal body trust with one another.
So I also let the whole body.
Right.
And then you could go down on them.
Right.
And then you could go down on them too because it has zero taste.
One of my girls on Patreon says she uses it for blowjobs and she'll like, right?
Why not?
I have also used it before recording a podcast.
Like I've squirted some into my mouth if my mouth gets dry.
Like I think they did a thing.
No, I have.
Because they've done a thing too.
I think where one guy he'd drink like a shot glass full of it to like prove that it's safe or whatever.
But I also, they literally like so they advertise it as like for chafing for runners.
I do.
I use it.
If I don't have lotion.
Yeah.
I'll use it in your hair.
Instead.
If I don't have hair stuff.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
So I definitely use it in so many different ways.
I wish that they had bigger bottles available and I wish that they had airplane size like the 100 milliliter or three ounces or whatever it is bottles.
Like they have 112.
you a big bottle because they sent me a whole box. I'm going to send you a free bottle. I love it. I use it. I go through it so fast. It's so, you know, and it's worth it. Like, it's totally worth it. It's meant it's, I get my number one request. Like, if someone's like, could I send you a gift from your wish list? I'm like, please send me a bottle of Uber. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm going to send you a free bottle of Uber Lou because you're back. Oh my God. I would love it. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. I love it. I was surprised at how high end it felt. Like, isn't there something about like when you rub it in? Like, it's still stay. I'm. It's still. It's. It's still. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's.
like silky smooth. It's not like an oily, slick and gross. You know what I'm saying? Like
regular loop. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's great too because, you know, if I'm seeing people at the
ranch, at the end of a session, I'm like, well, would you like to take a quick shower again?
Or do you want to, you know, like leave my scent on you, which I think is hot? Yeah. And so because
it's not disgusting feeling, a lot of people end up feeling moisturized and happy. And then, you know,
it's dry in the desert. So then they are, I have moisturized them everywhere. And it's,
it's so great. It creates such a beautiful sensation. However, a safety note, if I have
massage the bottom of someone's feet with UberLube, I do make sure to wash them off before they get up if we are on a hard surface of any kind. Because it can get slippery. Yeah, yeah, there you go. You know, I just have to make a fun. But like, and just so I'm just going to reiterate my code strictly at UberLube.com, use it for 10% off. And you could go to the description, click on the link. Because we're still talking about UberLoo. I might as well like pitch it again because it is the best lube ever. But, you know, I just want to tell you something. And I don't know if you've tried this before, but you said, like, some guys want to leave their stink on. And you're like, oh, that's kind of hot. Like, I'm
I used to have this booty club guy and he lived all the way down.
Yeah, I think people should try this because I used to try this.
I used to do this.
And like we would fuck and then I'd walk home.
No shower, no nothing.
I'd have the stink of sex on me.
And every guy would be checking me out.
I don't care how busted I looked with sex hair knots in my hair and like whatever.
I don't know.
But like every guy would be like, I would be like walking by is like they'd be checking me out.
And I don't think they even knew why.
There is a stink you get after sex.
And I just feel like if you never try that out, you're like, OCD always take showers after.
Like, try not showering and then walk around and just see how many people look at you.
There is a scent to sex, don't you think?
It totally is.
I think it's ceremonial.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, so fermone.
When I did IVF, that was the other thing.
And I had a lot of eggs inside of me because they get, you know, tons of them.
I had, I swear to God, I was walking down the street.
I felt like trucks were almost crashing.
Every guy was checking me out.
And then one of my neighbors in the lobby saw me, he's like, oh, my God, you're glowing.
I'm like I kind of am.
I got like 10 fucking eggs of me and you as a male animal knows you can make a lot of babies with me right now and you can't handle it.
Totally.
Totally.
No,
that's a thing.
That's a total thing.
Yeah, it's a real thing.
So wait,
let's get back to your butt-slud stories because I'm obsessed with them.
And I'm a little jealous that you've had all this stuff.
I always liked anal play.
I was very similar to you.
Yeah,
I was the first person that brought up anal play.
I was like as,
I think it's why we both became podcasters about sex because I like you early on.
I was like put something in my ass like I wanted to try anal.
You know what I mean?
I brought it up first and I always liked it.
And I was always down with it and thought it was like really great and always tried to get guys into it.
I just haven't had as much experience with you.
And I always like fantasized about double penetration, but it was like, oh, I'd never do it in my life in real life.
But you know, now that I've been talking to people for like 11 years, there's so many things that I feel like I would do now.
Like people have changed me, you know, like, and I'm like, oh, maybe I would if I try.
You know, I just never have done a lot of these things.
But that was like, oh, I would always mock it up with like a toy and my guy.
You know what I mean?
Because I think it is a really hot feeling to be like double penetrated and be totally filled up.
For sure.
Totally.
Yeah.
It's so weird.
Well, do you ever fuck with a butt plug in?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, that's all this stuff that I've done.
You know what I mean?
And I like that.
I like that feeling.
But I've never pegged somebody.
I do hear like talk about how like, is it confusing to like sort of learn how to do it properly and get
your groove because it, I remember one girl explaining, like, how at first, when she first put it on,
she didn't really, you know, there's no feeling in it. So it's kind of hard to maneuver it.
Like, how did you master pegging somebody?
Well, that's a great question. Actually, yeah, now that you mentioned from that, I'm like,
nope, I felt like an expert right away. I don't know if that's because I had received so much.
Well, no, no, this was long before professional days. I mean, yeah, I'm just an accomplished
but I think for me a big part of it has been developing my communication in the bedroom,
which has been the focus of the last seven years of my life. Sex is so important to me and part of
the reason that I do all the work. I mean, the reason that I do all of the work that I do is I wanted
to have good sex and then once I started having good sex, I want everyone who wants to have great
sex to have that. So everything I do in the world is to support that mission. So for me, it really is
about communication and I use a lot of gentle quiet, you know, I don't over verbalize stuff to people
and I really do my best to calibrate with them. But at every point in all of our play leading up
to penetration with the cock, I'm speaking to them. Right. I say, how does this feel?
You know, so I will start with, how graphic can I get, you know, do you want me to kind of
take you through how I warm people up? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, no, that's really super important. I want to
hear that. Yeah. So I do, I typically do the full body massage. And
then depending on their level of experience, you know, if they've been playing with their own
butt for a while, sometimes people are very eager for me to get straight in there. And then I take
a great joy in teasing them, whereas if they... This is male or female, right? Sorry, this is
male or female, right? Yeah. This is, this is for either one. And then if I'm speaking about a
prostate, that's going to be for anyone who has a penis. Okay, so specifically because,
because pussy owners don't have one. Yeah. So then I pay special attention. You know, after waking up
the full animal body, saying hello, you know, putting our bodies together, massaging them front and
back. Then I have them ass up usually. And then I play a lot with the inner thighs, like
massaging, because my goal is to get blood flow to the crotch area. So that's our erogenous
zone. There are tons of delicious nerve endings. Oh my God. I'm sorry to keep interrupting you,
but I just taped an episode. Yeah, you were really a fucking professional because I just taped
an episode yesterday with a woman, a sex and relationship coach who talked all about yoni
massage and that is and she talked about how in the beginning and this was like for women you know
but in the beginning it was all the outside in that area for exactly the same reason that you said
it gets all the blood flowing to that area she was like you go on the outside first before you
even go in and she talked about the inner thighs and the outer liby and all of that i mean you're
talking about a guy but it's like you're talking exactly like she talked and that is a true thing
that is happening you're bringing all the blood flow there by doing that
Yes. So just like with a pussy, with an asshole, I want to massage the area and tease all around the area so much so that it gets curious and is beckoning me in.
So this is thumbs up the inner thighs at their face down. I really, really make sure to pay attention to the crease between the buttocks and the top of the thighs, like on the back.
And then I get into the muscles there because I want them to feel safe. And when I do that slow and gently, it creates this like really delicious melting experience.
you know, most of my casual lovers don't touch me there.
It's only been the kinky people who are like really into sensations that pay attention to those parts of my body.
A lot of people are too afraid to touch their partners.
You know, with a dude, I'll make sure to use my fist or my knuckles to kind of massage the perineum
because that's the other side of the prostate.
So some people receive different amounts of stimulation.
For some people, it's almost orgasmic.
For some people, it's simply a nice sensation.
And then I work my way up to the butt cheeks and I grab them, I pull them apart,
I squish them together, you know, and then I'll work my way closer and closer to the crack.
And that's when I start to check in with them.
I'm like, can I go closer?
Okay.
So then I'll use my thumbs to kind of like pull apart.
I'm not even touching the hole yet, but I'm using my fingertips and my thumbs to kind of
pull away to open to get blood flow there and then massaging in.
And that's when I'll play target practice again.
I'll get the uberlube there and I'll pull it nice and high and I'll aim it straight toward
the hole.
And if I miss, then I just rub it in.
And I'll do, I'll get the blades of my hand, you know, and kind of like, um,
like drag them across the outside of each cheek, if that makes sense.
So like both of my hands going opposite directions through the crack still around the hole.
And then communicating with them, I'm like, okay, can I, you know, can I touch your asshole?
Like I make sure to, because sometimes people might get scared and change their mind.
Like I want them to always feel it.
But if they say yes, then they feel like they control it.
And I let them know, like, tell me if you need a pause.
Tell me if we need to go back to something else.
And that's when I'll usually start with like the pad of one of my fingers, often on my
non-dominate hand because it's less smart, so it's going to be a little gentler. And so I'll
usually use like the tip of my, like the pat of my thumb or my middle finger, and I'll just
start going around the outside edge. And if they're liking that, I'll add pressure. Maybe I'll
do whole hand pressure. Maybe I'll have knuckles. Also, I will say I am often wearing black
nitral gloves for this once I'm going into the asshole. So at work, I'm always, you know, we use
protection barriers for everything. If I am in my personal life, I make sure that my nails are all
the way trimmed, like trimmed all the way down. You know, everything is washed ahead of time.
I, if I have any cuts on my hand, regardless of whether I'm at work or at home, I may, I will wear gloves
because we want to just make sure that we're extra safe. And because there are bacteria, you know,
it's different, it's a little bit different from a pussy. So, then I will start to use my knuckle,
you know, and sometimes it's just the knuckles grazing over it. And I'll go back and forth.
between these sensations in many, many ways.
And then they're also like whatever I'm inspired to do.
Like I might make a different swirl or a swooper or whatever they're responding to.
And then I start to feel oftentimes their body is responding or they'll be pushing back or this
or that.
And so it's, I'll usually use the edge of a knuckle to kind of open up the asshole.
There are two anal synchers.
So there's an external one and a more internal one.
And I don't go in until both of those things are welcoming me in.
So I'll often have the person kind of push out.
I'll feel that on my knuckle, you know, I'll play with the pad of my finger.
And I'll stay there for a while.
until they really, really, really soften.
And I also make sure if I do have any amount of fingernail,
like even if, so I have long nail beds.
So even when I cut my fingernails all the way down short,
I still want to be conscious of where my nail is.
Yeah.
So I'm making sure, again, to gently press with the pad of my finger,
like on to the asshole.
So, and then I'll play with both directions.
You know, some people, I think it's really good to have,
if I'm facing the asshole, my hand is in front of me,
finger pads down.
That's the way that I often will go in.
You know, and playing with position, every body is a little bit different.
But it's also helpful.
I encourage anyone who's interested in anal play to look at an anatomy drawing
so that you can see the curvature of how the body fits together so that you're not, you know, poking internal things.
Right.
So I will have the person kind of push out and I'll talk to them and I'll be like, are you ready for more?
Do you want to try to go in?
Okay, you push out.
You control the movement.
Bring me in.
And so then usually with them pushing out and then I'll have them squeeze to contract back
in and that's usually what gets my finger in. And so then from there, it's even more easy for me to
kind of like feel around. And this is, if they are a prostate owner, I usually, you know, I can reach
some prostates with just my middle finger. And then sometimes they are, right. But how do you reach
going down, going down, in and down? Like how do you, okay, that's what I would assume. Because it's
underneath the taint, right? So it's towards the, it's up. It's up. Let's see. Let's see. Oh, God,
it depends on where I am. I need my book. Let's see.
it's...
Because it's like right under the taint, right?
So I would think if you're in the asshole and you're, you push down, right?
Like it's...
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I'm facing there.
I'm like, which position did I?
Because I have memories of depending on where I was in time and space.
Yeah.
And also,
also once I start fucking knowing where I am in time and space totally goes away.
Like actually,
that's how our brains are like wired for transcendent experiences.
And that way, like we kind of lose track of where we are.
So anyway, I keep track of where my fingers are in the asshole.
And when, you know, so I don't push all the...
And that's the other thing.
It's like,
Just since they let me in, maybe I only have the first nub of my finger in.
Maybe it's just past the first knuckle.
And so I'll spend time getting comfy there.
And then I'll have them squeeze me in more.
And then that's when I see if they're comfortable with the sensation of my finger.
Because for some people, the in and out is horrible, is a horrible feeling, or it takes a lot for them to get comfortable.
Some people really like that.
Some people love the internal pressure, you know.
And so if someone is a prostate owner, I will reach until I find the prostate.
And again, depending on their body shape, I might need to put two fingers in in order to reach the prostate just because of how my hand is shaped and, you know, I'm flexible, but there's only so far I can go with just my middle finger because of how knuckles are shaped.
Yeah.
And so once I find that, I start by simply putting a little pressure on that and I ask how it feels.
And the other thing that I haven't said yet that I should have said sooner is if someone is new to these sensations and they're feeling nervous about it, I will include their cough.
in this process or their pussy to distract them from the discomfort
feelings and to associate it with pleasure. That's something that my
former dominant partner who was training my asshole taught you know showed me and I got
I would get so turned on and so then for me oh yeah that's key yeah yeah
because it just you open up the more turned on you are yeah exactly you know and
it also I'm like oh there's pleasure here and there's familiar pleasure and
so that I would relax even more so I'm often also playing with the balls with my
other hand, I may be playing with the cock off and on, you know, especially, especially if they're
more normal. Now, some people are very, very sensitive, and that's overstimulating for them. So again,
this is where I just do tiny little verbal check-ins of like, do you like this? Is this too much?
How is this pressure? And so when I find their prostate, I'm like, I will tap it. I'll be like,
how does this feel? You know, and they'll let me know. And then I'll add a little more like
gentle pressure with my finger and kind of push my whole hand and see how that feels. And that's when I'll
start to then be like, do you like this motion and I might do a circle or this motion. I might do
a come hither, you know, a little more of like a tapping or a stroking. And that's, and that's where
we'll experiment together to find which sensations feel the best for them. And that's when I might add my
mouth on their cock or I might, you know, play with the balls or I might do all these different
sorts of things and start kind of like fucking them with my finger. Right. So I like to hand fuck before
we're ever getting to the strap parts.
But all that is to say, by the time I'm strapping on a cock, they are so warmed up,
like, you know, they're wanting more fingers.
They're wanting more stimulation.
And so at that point, because everything is so warm and open, and at this point,
I've usually, like, pulled the butt cheeks apart.
I really like to, like, look at the little kiss, you know, the star hole.
Like, I love it looking at me.
I don't know.
And so then I will tease with the cock a lot.
Like, you know, I love to be teased.
with a cock. I love, I mean, all of my first sexual experiences where it almost lost my virginity.
I got just the tip and then they changed their minds. So, like, that's something that I have actually
reclaimed in my later-up in life all the way. Yeah, I like tease and denial myself. It just
prolongs like something fucking good and who doesn't, who wants something good to be over so quickly.
You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I'm into it. Yeah, totally. You know, and it's a whole different
since, for me, a cock is a completely different sensation from hands or fingers or toys.
And sometimes before I get to the dildo, we might use other toys.
I might plug them for a while.
I might plug them before we add fingers.
Like it could go in any way depending on what they want to experience.
Sometimes there might be a vibrator in the ass.
You know, like, but typically it's manual warm up.
You know, I would say in kind of like the basic session, if there is one.
You know, there's manual warmup and then I'll add a toy.
And so, yeah, having my cock on, you know, I'm pretty great at mounting and just going slow.
and I will sometimes have them back up onto the dick,
or I'll do the same thing where I'm like push out for me.
You know, I can see the spot and then I'll have them bring me in
or sometimes I'll just remind them to relax.
I'll tell them how good that they're doing.
Because even if there's not a kink dynamic,
I think, you know, reassurance and affirmation,
especially in such a vulnerable position for most people,
is really helpful.
And so, yeah, once I'm in, I start by going slow.
And again, I'm checking in with them,
verbally. And then I might, I did a session recently where we started with a much smaller dildo and then we moved up to a medium one and then we moved up to a bigger one so that my submissive could feel really, really successful. And that was really, really hot. So I just, I let it go nice and slow. I mean, I also am in pretty great shape. Like the last few years I've just made, like since I realized that working out and moving my body regularly helps me fuck for as long as I need to and gives me more energy, I am highly motivated. And so I love.
love that I know that I can fuck them for as long as they need.
And I can whisper that to them and remind them and just have, you know, just have those
nice, kind of nice sessions.
Are these guys typically like jerking themselves off at the same time?
Or if they're having a prostate orgasm and they're feeling it in their prostate,
they don't need to stimulate their cock, right?
Correct.
Right?
They don't need to.
Yeah.
One of the things that I love the most about this session that my clients love is that
they have full permission to not worry about performance at all.
They get to be a receiver.
They get to experience pleasure.
They get to know that they're turning me on and they don't have to worry about getting hard or staying hard.
They don't have to worry about what they're doing.
You know, their cock might get hard.
They might ejacuate.
Like some people do.
I don't think, let's see, I have not yet been with someone where they were jerking themselves off because typically they seem to be in a state of receiving.
You know, I may have them on hands and knees, but oftentimes I'm fucking them flat.
You know, I did have someone lower themselves down onto me while I.
I was on bottom and I made them fuck themselves on my cock, which is really hot.
But like, usually we are, I usually ignore their attached cock after I, once I'm fucking them in the ass.
You know, and now that you've mentioned it, I'm like, well, I got to accomplish everything.
You know, I want to try that version too, you know, so.
But I also think that it's really, really nice to give people just the chance to really, really experience and receive.
you've, you know. And now with women, right? Okay. Do you end with pegging, like then you strap it on too, right? Like, that's where it goes. And can the women get a like, are you stimulating them? Are they playing with their pussy? Are you double penetrating them? Like, how do you get them off when you're doing it? You know, when you're, I guess pegging them? Is it called pegging when you peg a girl? I guess, yeah, right?
There are different. Have you? The origin is Dan Savage creating this term in 2001.
I do say pegging to refer to either.
Like, I'll just say strap if I'm,
but I feel like pegging refers to assholes.
Yeah, that's what I think.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I definitely oftentimes need both of my hands to balance if I'm fucking, you know,
if I'm from behind or whatever, but I also will have women touch themselves if they're
lying face down or whatever.
You know, in the instance where I was in the double penetration situation.
she was good to go. Like she didn't need any more stimulation. I might play with boobies. You know,
I'll reach around. I love closeness. So I might press my body up against my lover's body and kind of like
play with nipples or just kiss the neck or kind of like sometimes I'll just use my fingers if I,
because I can still balance on my elbow and get all the movement that I need. But I might grab
hair gently. You know, and I, we always talk about hair. We never surprise hair pull. But I talk about
hair. I say, I'm just going to put my fingers into touch your head. I'm going to squeeze gently. I kind of
always let them know what I'm about to do and I check in, depending on our dynamic and our agreements
ahead of time, you know, I might tell them or if we don't have anything set up because it's a little
more vanilla, I will ask as I go and just create that negotiation on the fly just so that everyone
feels safe and comfy and communicated with. And that's really hot. Yeah, it's really hot too. And I,
let's see, I'm like, do I touch myself in the pussy when I'm getting fucked in the ass? Sometimes,
sometimes. But you could get off without.
feel the full sensation.
Yeah.
Sometimes, for me, in order to have an ascathom, I do need to be edged for quite a while,
or I need someone to, like, fuck me and tease me for quite a while.
It's best if I'm, like, almost coming in other ways a few times, and then I, you know,
once someone's in my ass, well, I like it really deep.
I like it really intense.
I like to be called the filthiest names, you know, assuming that we have that kind of
trust and connection, but I'm like, that's, like, I definitely really, really,
love the intensity of anal when we, yeah, when we accomplished.
I could never last that long, you know, to me, like once I was like so fully turned on and
because I would always do the teasing and stuff because that's the way I would get myself like ready,
right?
And I would really, most of the time be holding it myself and, you know, micromanaging the situation
because most guys are not like you, they don't fucking know.
And then the minute I'm ready for them to put it in, I want it harder, faster and it's like two minutes, boom, you know,
Because it's so sensitive.
That's why I'm always like, I don't understand why, you know, there's such a stigma for guys and so many guys, you know, haven't gone to that area and played with themselves.
I think it's split between like two, like groups, you know, you have guys that, well, forget about the group that cops to the fact that they've played with their assholes, you know, whether they're straight or gay.
But then I think out of all the guys that are like, no way, I would never, you know, I think 50% of them have and done it at home.
by themselves because I don't understand people that aren't curious. You know what I mean? Like I was
curious. Like you mean, you've been alone in your room doing all these other things. Like you mean to
tell me you never thought like, hey, let me just see what that's all about. You know what I'm
saying? Like I don't understand a brain that doesn't think, let me just try this out. So I think a lot
of guys have and they just don't really cop to it. But I always say like, and this is on my
butter ads and this is my other sponsor. Like honestly, like why not try it out? I mean,
listen, the butter thing. What's great about them is you don't even have to put it inside to
get a prostate orgasm, there is made to be,
theirs is made to only be used externally.
And that's because, you know, so many guys are so afraid to put something in.
But, you know, eventually put something fucking in, try it out.
Like, it's fun.
I agree.
I agree.
It's so sensitive.
It's so sensitive and getting blood flow to these areas that otherwise do not receive
large amounts of blood flow.
There is no medical research.
Let me say this again, no medical research to clearly show a correlation.
Oh, you're going there, though.
Yeah, of course.
It's got to be better for prostate health.
It's definitely better to receive pleasure and to have these parts of our body stimated.
And, you know, it's like going on a walk.
Is it better to sit at your desk all day and, like, never ever move after dinner, whatever?
Or is it better to get up and go for a five-minute walk after dinner.
It's definitely better.
But there is studies that have been done, by the way.
And I know that because when I've looked through like my one sheet for butter,
I mean, that massaging your prostate is great.
And getting blood flow to that area does help with ED and other things.
Yeah, for sure.
100%.
So I think they have studied it.
It does help with overall health for the prostate.
So it's not going to hurt.
So any guy that hasn't tried it out, go try it.
Any guy that's like obsessed with Luna, okay, the good news is you could go fucking get this exact
scenario done at Sherry's Ranch, right?
I mean, like, they can go see you.
Like, this is not a pipe dream.
You're available.
I am not allowed.
I'm like legally, I'm not allowed to say, like, advertise anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I, but well, you can.
I will say I'm happy to give anyone who stops by a tour.
Yeah.
And I love, I'm a brothelitizer.
I love that ranch.
I think it's a magical oasis.
And to go back to your point, I hope it's at least 50% of the people who say they're
not playing with their butt.
Like, hopefully it's more.
Yeah, maybe it is more.
You're right.
I think.
I want to start down from shame or fear.
I hope it's more.
What do you think?
I have no idea about numbers.
I just hope that it's literally everybody who is open to pleasure there.
And if someone has trauma, whether that's like a religious.
just upbringing or homophobia or or a bad experience blocking it you know i hope that they can
heal that and solve it because i think it is such a beautiful experience it's vulnerable it's a great
way to connect with a partner it's a great way to experience pleasure and like why not experience
every single part of our body in as pleasurable a way as possible or at least explore it's okay
if it's not for you but i'm like explore at least three times you know and what's great about this
episode because i'm always thinking about who's listening right and how could this be helpful right
So for like the guy, this is helpful to like in numerous ways.
To maybe just like cross that line and go and try it and all that good stuff and feel like, you know, this is something that could be like really fucking great.
For the girl that's listening, like do exactly what WIO just told you like, you know, and treat your guy, you know, to a nice massage in that area and do everything.
I mean, you literally like gave out the exact information of how to actually do it by telling people how you.
do it, you know? And then the third thing I'd say is the people listening, I will say that they can
actually have this experience if they go to Sherry's Ranch, you know, because all the girls that
are available are on the website, right? And they could see like when the girls are available and when
they're there. Haven't you had strictly anonymous people at your place? Multiple.
Multiple. And none of them knew that I was friends with you and I got so excited, you know,
And yes, really, really sweet listeners, really, really sweet people.
Yeah, so if anyone goes, tell them you heard this episode, and that's why you're there.
I love hearing those stories.
I think it's like so great.
Small world, small world.
But anyway, listen, send me some hot picks.
You always have so many millions of them because you're super hot by the way, and people will see them.
Send me some hot picks for my Patreon.
You do have an only fans, right?
Do you want to get that out, right?
What's your only fans?
I have my VIP OnlyFans.com slash Lunar Secrets.
and the free one where you can get stuff bit by bit is Lunar Woohoo.
And links to that are in my link tree.
I'll send you the link.
It's easy, easy, easy, easy.
Right.
And then don't you have a podcast, a Lunarabi podcast?
Oh, yeah.
I have a podcast.
No, I have a podcast as well.
It's called How to Woo.
So there I have all of my how to brothel.
So there I have a mini series called How to Brothel where I read out loud all my like
brothel guides that are up on my website, Lunarabi.com.
And then I have all of the sex stories, which is, you know, our origin story.
It's what we have in common.
So, and there are more things coming to that feed.
And, yeah.
But the how to brothel, could I just ask you a real quick question?
Yeah. That's not like for women, how to brothel.
That's like for guys or for both, right?
You tell me because it's for anyone who wants to be, it's for anyone who's curious to
visit a ranch.
Yes.
Okay, good.
I'm glad that's the answer because that, I had a guy on recently who came,
and knew you and had been with a lot of the women there, and he talked. And I tried so hard to get
specific information out of him, and it was hard to get. But I really think that, because you're not
allowed to publicize it, and they don't have a lot of information on the website. You know what I mean?
That, like, there is a need to sort of spell things out, and people want to know, right? Because it's
kind of like this place that exists, and it's legal, and it's okay to do, but there's not a lot of
information out there. So I think it's great that you have it, because the one time when I had that guy on,
that's what I felt like I was giving my listeners, like information on how to do this and have this
experience and how it's going to work. And, you know, and I think that sometimes the fear of
the unknown stops people from doing things, that if people really understand the process and how
it works and all that stuff, it's really super helpful so that anyone that wants more information
could go to your website to go to your podcast because that's exactly what you're giving there,
right? Yes. For guys. Yeah. So if they want, that's great. If they want the written version,
that's on my blog, at the FAQ blog, and all of the episodes,
are organized and prioritized based on the questions that I get the most often. So I just did an
episode on like, what is a G? I just did an episode on prostate. And actually, that won't come out
probably until after this. But, you know, I have tons and tons of information there because there was a
lack of it. And I just got a sweet message this morning from one of my lady friends who's at the ranch right now,
who's listened to all of them. And she said she found it really helpful as well. And she's been sharing that
with her clients. So I'm like, yeah. You know, and my goal, it's, of course, I love seeing
people if I'm the right fit for them, right? But I am a brothelitizer. I want people to find the right
fit for them so they can have a great experience. And I trust that whoever's for me will always find
me. And I also, you know, I can play matchmaker in the bar or tour guide if I need to. And, you know,
sometimes I am busy partying. So yeah, you said all the girls, all the girls that have been on my show
are your friends. I was like, how do you find all these great girls are all your lady friends there?
So and what they all say and what you've said to me before and what I know from,
interviewing them all. It's like you're all like a different flavor. It's like Baskin-Robbins. I mean,
there's something for everybody. Yeah. There's something for everybody. And I feel like every girl I've had on
has been so different. And like you said, like the right clients find the right people because they literally
have something to offer everybody. Because not every guy likes the same kind of girl. I mean,
it's just not the way it works, you know, in the real world. Absolutely. Yeah. And I've had plenty of
wonderful experiences with visitors there who, you know, we had a great time chat.
at the bar because I like to go welcome everyone if I'm in the vicinity.
And they're like, okay, well, you're too tall for me.
Or I like ladies with bigger boobs where I'm really looking for darker hair.
I really want someone like, you know, and that's fine.
As long as they're polite and humanizing, and I'm totally happy to support their mission.
Because the whole point, I always tell people, if you follow your heart and follow your part,
you'll be good to go.
Because I'm like, you know, let's use also like all of our wisdom, not just our heads.
Or if we're using our heads, let's make sure it's like a cockhead, not just a mind.
Yeah, no, I love it.
And this was all about assholes.
That's what we discussed in here.
It's a great fucking episode.
Thank you so much for calling it.
I should email UberLube and tell them to listen into this episode because they should be
sponsoring your show too because you are diehard.
I got to follow up with them.
I love Uber Lund so much.
Yeah, yeah.
They need to be sponsoring your show too.
But thanks, Luna.
Thanks so much for calling in and send me some hot picks.
Sure will, Kathy.
Thank you so much.
Okay.
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