Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1219 - NAUGHTY CONFESSIONS: She Slept with the UPS Driver, his Wife’s Boudoir Shoot Turned Into a Threesome and More w/Layla

Episode Date: September 10, 2025

Tune in to hear a bunch of naughty confessions and then hear Kathy and Layla’s take on them. You’ll hear first from a guy whose wife’s boudoir shoot turned into a threesome, a woman who cheated on her hubby with her UPS guy, a guy who used toys to mock up the hotwife scenario with his wife and it’s working and then from a guy who wants advice about how to please older women in the bedroom.  Then you’ll hear Kathy and Layla talk about the confessions as well as discuss Kathy’s boudoir shoot that turned into sex as well her nude beac experience, Layla’s sex club experiences and exactly what went down while she was there, Kathy’s friend who f*cked her UPS driver as well as money other service men, Kathy’s confessions about what her booty call guy asked her to do for him recently and how she felt about it, Layla’s hotwifing experiences with a guy who acted very weird afterwards, Kathy’s reclaiming s*x experience, what they both think is best way to “perform” for an older woman in the bedroom plus a whole lot more. **To see HOT pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712   Want to be on the show? Email me at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed.   Sponsors:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://vb.health⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To get 10% off Drive Boost by VB Health use code: STRICTLY ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beducate.me/pd2528-anonymous⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Use code: ANONYMOUS to get 50% off your yearly pass plus get a 14-day money-back guarantee ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://uberlube.com/discount/Strictly⁠⁠⁠⁠ Use code: STRICTLY for 10% off Uberlube aka the BEST Lube EVER ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bluechew.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Get your first month of the new Blewchew Max FREE! use code: STRICTLYANON ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://viia.co/STRICTLYANON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Try VIIA and use code STRICTLYANON for great SEX and sleep ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://butterwellness.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Use the code “STRICTLY” at checkout for 20% off your entire order To get $15 OFF your female oxytocin arousal tablets and more, use code STRICTLY here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shamelesscare.sjv.io/xLQ3Jv⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow me! Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Everything I talk about is in the description. Okay, today I have on a super fun confessions episode with Layla. Oh my God, we talk about so much stuff. Layla's fucking funny. I always love Layla on as a host because she's got a really good sense of humor. I wound up confessing something myself on this. You're going to find out something new about me. but we do start off with a guy who did a boudoir shoot with his wife and it turned into a

threesome. We heard that confession. And then we hear from a girl who had a full-on affair, a lot of sex with her USPS driver or UPS driver, her UPS driver, her UPS driver. And then we hear from a guy who started using toys with his girl to get her into the Stagg Vixen scenario. That was an update story. And he talks about, how that's working out. And then we hear from a guy who's a young guy who loves older women and wants to know like, what do older women like in bed? And me and Layla give him our advice. We talk about a lot of different things, a boot war shoot. I had one, and I talk about how I fuck someone after my boot war shoot. We talk about the UPS driver. I knew someone that fucked a lot of

people like that. I talk about that girl that I knew and the stories with her. And Layla It talks about the listed situation she had. And then Stagg Vixen is when I give my, that Stag Vixen episode is when I give my confession. And I'm not going to tell you what that is. You're going to have to listen, but it's interesting. And then we give a lot of really good advice about fucking an older woman to the young guy. So it's super fun.

You're going to totally fucking dig it. Lila's always fun to talk to. You're going to learn a lot. You're going to hear some funny stories. So I'm going to get right to be right back on with the first confession. Hey, Kathy. I'm not calling you. to make any confession, I just had a little something I wanted to share with you about how my wife's

photo shoot turned into an MMF threesome. She was celebrating her 40th birthday and, you know, she thought it would be a great idea to celebrate her 40th by doing a boudoir shoot, which I totally agreed upon. She had one of her co-workers that she works with a lot. He's a photographer. He decided to take on the photo shoot. After the photo shoot, things got kind of hot. Ended up becoming an MMF threesome. It was my first, I guess, real buy experience as well. I'd love to be on your show to explain and maybe go into more detail. Okay, so like the reason why I love this one is because literally when I was 40, okay, I called up. One of my, it was an old booty call. I mean, I give this girl credit. She, like,

contacted a friend of hers. It's a coworker. And then he wound up. of getting in on the action, they turned into like a threesome. Like, I need more details for this guy, but he didn't get more details. We didn't get enough. No, no, no, but I'll tell you mine because like, I know there is something. Like I, you know, you might say like, oh, this kind of sounds like a porn, you know, is he telling the truth? But like, I know that when I called up my old booty club guy, I hadn't fucked him in years.

He was just my friend, but he was a great photographer. And I said, hey, listen, I'm turning 40. I want to pick of my hot body now because it was still perfect. then I'm like, you know, because I'm turning 40, just like this woman. You know, there's something about being 40 right as a woman. I'm like, I want to take some naked picks. And this guy has already seen me naked. So I went to someone who had already. And literally by the time we were done, I was so horny for him and we fucked because I could, I was like horny. There is something that is like, it is like a turn on like getting like naked picks taken by somebody. So I just wonder

how many times like a shoot like this does turn into some sort of romp in the hay afterwards. I mean, I know it did for me. This one's even more interesting because it turned into a threesome. You know, did you ever have anyone take naked pics of you and then like fuck the guy after? No. And I should have that in my repertoire of anybody. Yeah, I'm a little jealous. Well, I've seen, you've sent me naked picks for my Patreon. Who was taking those picks? I know. I took those myself. I've never had, I mean, unless it's like I'm in a sex act with somebody and they've got my phone videoing us, I've never, no one's ever taken pictures of me. It always has to be on my phone. Either I'm taking it, you know, with a timer or whatever, or someone's taken filming me while we're fucking. That's about it.

But you could, you could see, though, like, I don't know, because I have done it, you know, in the past and I got, like, super turned on. There is something hot I think about naked. Oh, I could totally. You can, right? Have you ever been to a new beach? No, I could totally see it. I could totally see it because, you know, if you're taking pictures and you're trusting the person that's doing it and you're feeling confident and you're feeling yourself, Oh, yeah. I mean, I could see how that would be totally erotic and exciting and how I'd want to fuck the photographer too.

I mean, now I, you know what, this makes sense because I have so many guys that reach out and they're like, that are photographers and they offer, they offer. They must, I think they know this. I think they know this to be true. That women get excited when they're, you know, when they're getting their boudoir photos taken. And sometimes these photographers, I think, get lucky. Well, I think I'm a little bit of an exhibitionist. So I think that it's not all women, but I think if you have a little bit of an exhibitionist in you, being naked in the broad daylight with someone that you're not fucking is a turn on because it's kind of like, it's very different than, oh, being naked in front of like your intimate partner in the heat of passion, right? Like there's other things that are going down that's turning you on there. I think the thing about being naked at a photo shoot or because I've been to a new. nude beach. And listen, nude beaches are not about sex, right? It's not there. Everyone's like, be naked, go home. These people are very anti. Like, no one could fuck there or anything. But I can't say, the first time I went and I was totally naked in the broad daylight in front of people, I got fucking horny. I was like, oh, this is kind of hot. Just the fact of being naked in front of all these people in an everyday scenario. Like, and I think that's like being

an exhibitionist. And a lot of people have that. Kink in them. I've experienced that in a sex club where I yeah I've had that same phenomenon where you get really turned on and you like the you know the overt sexuality and everything people watching you and you don't you know it doesn't bother you for total strangers are watching you get it on you know I mean and fuck and suck a dick and you know and it's like this is all good yeah I mean you you went once right have you ever gone back like it was only one I've been no no no I've been a couple times yeah okay because I would be like Like, you know, how do you not go back a million times after that? Because if it is such a turn on, you know, I'm, yeah, I'm just saying, telling myself right now, I need to, I need to, like,

schedule some more visits because it is fun and it is a turn on. And I'm like, okay, note to self. Yes. I need more sex clubs in my life. How was it, though, set up your sex club? Like, did you walk in naked? Did you walk in when they're like a hot, like outfit? Did you walk in with a hot outfit and then changed to something less, like, you know, less when you got there and got naked and like, how does it work? So I walked in in a hot outfit and both times. And then the one time, we just went into this room that was, it was like a couple's room where couples were having sex. People could walk in and watch if they wanted to, but it was just, you know, couples having sex wasn't like the orgy room. Yeah. So we started there because this was my actually first,

time I went and I was just in the mood to suck my partner's dick and have everybody watch and be jealous and wish they were him. Yeah. Yeah. Oh no. Oh yes. The fantasy came to life the minute I got in there and I was like, oh, I want people watching me. I liked the attention. Yeah. And then the other time I would, same thing, dressed up nicely. And that ended up with just a big makeout with my dress being pulled up and him fingering me, making me squirt, and I was gushing down my leg. And people were just right pressed up against us watching, like hoping I would say, like tap somebody in, but I didn't. But then we just went into a room and fucked and we left the door open so people could watch. Yeah. Yeah. That's being an

exhibitionist too, right? It's not even about just being naked, but it's about being watched. I would assume that if I ever, I have never been to Swingers Club, so I don't know, you know, but I would assume that would be a big part of the turn on. And I always say this to people. And I do like to have like newbie couples on my show that haven't gone that far or couples that don't really roll like super hardcore because I feel like the average couple might not want to go that far into things. But I always say like, you know what, why not just go to a swingers club and do nothing? Like you could just go. Yeah. You could just go, right? And get off on being an exhibitionist and as well as a voyeur. Because I think it's hot to be a voyeur too. Right. I, or whatever I'm looking at porn,

I'm looking for real shit. Like I want to see real people having fun. You know, and you know at a swingers club, like no one's performing, right? Like everyone's there. It's like real porn in front of you and everyone's like enjoying themselves. You know what I mean? It's no fake shit. Yeah.

So it must be hard to even see. It's, yeah, it's no. I mean, that's what I mean. I got turned on when I was there. Just watching other people, watching them, watching couples fuck. It just, that's what. got me like, oh, okay, I want to, I'm, I'm, I, first it was just me warming up, getting turned on, then I'm getting juicy, you know, and I'm like, yeah, you know, all the lubrications, like,

take effect, you're, you're good to go. And you just, that energy and that vibe, it's very, it's erotic. I mean, they're fun to go to. And just like you said, couples can just go and just observe or a single person, you know, have a good time and just you don't have to do anything. But it's fun. It's really a good energy. I like, I like it. And I'm glad you brought this. I'm glad this was on your confessions because I'm serious. I'm putting it on my list. I'm going to go hit some clubs now. Oh, you are? You're going to go back. Yes. I'm totally inspired. Yeah. Yeah. I just remember how much fun they are. I'm like, why haven't I gone in a while? I'm going to go. Yeah. And you should go to a nude beach. Have you never been to a nude beach in your life?

Because I really think everyone should experience it. It's like a really interesting experience on so many different levels. Like, you know. Yeah. And it's funny because my most jealous boyfriend that I ever had in my whole life was the one who took me there. So he was always like, who are you looking at? That guy with the dick over there. And I'd be like, no, I'm looking at the 90-year-old woman and the like BBW man because like these are things I don't typically see.

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and use my code strictly to get 20% off. Evens out the playing field and everyone just looks like, like if you're seeing kids walking around naked, you don't mean like you don't notice anything, but I noticed like, oh my God, nipples come in all different shapes and sizes and colors and like my guy's thinking I'm looking at the guy with the heart on walking around. I'm like, I'm not even looking at that. You know what I mean? I did want him to finger me.

And I was horny for my guy, but it wasn't like I was looking around with a hard on. Yeah, only one. Like most guys don't walk around a heart. I think that's it. Yeah. There was one guy. No, but yes, exactly. There was one guy, right?

Because it doesn't have it. And he looks so dumb. But you want to hear the funniest thing. So this, and then we'll get to the next confession, but this is my favorite thing. So he's jealous of me looking at everyone. He's like, flip it out, you know, but he's taking me to the New Beach every weekend. And then one day we're walking back from a swim, you know. And there's like the hottest chick laying on.

her stomach with her legs spread, okay, as wide as they can be. She's got like a fucking split. She's like a 10.11, right? Sitting there and me and my guy holding hands or walking past her and all of a sudden he does the turnaround. And I get fucking pissed. You know what I mean? So I turn around and I look and I see a tampon string hanging out of her pussy. I was like, oh my gosh. That's where to go. Oh no. I was like, you fucking deserve that. Yeah. Because I was so mad that he did a, first of all, I was like really young and super jealous at the time. You know, we both probably shouldn't have been at a nude beach because I was like, why you're doing a double take?

But who wouldn't do a fucking double take? She's literally there with her leg spread. And then there was like a T. A pawn string hanging out. Why? Why would you do that? Like, wouldn't you push it in or cut it off or just, I don't know. Or just not go.

I mean. Or keep your legs together. Wait, keep your legs together. They were spread. as much as they could so you could see it. Oh, she could have been wearing some bottoms that day. You know, she could have gone top of this. It was so fucking funny.

But anyway, let's get to the next confession. Hey, I just wanted to call in and confess that I had an affair with my UPS driver. At the time, I was working from home after COVID, and my husband was not. And he would basically, it would almost be a daily thing. I had a lot of stuff coming to the house for work. And I always thought he was super attractive, really fucking hot. And he thought the same about me. Yeah, we just got to talking and started fucking.

Nice, big dick. So good, we would fuck. And mind you, we lived out in the middle of nowhere. Yes, he would come and his dick would pretty much already be hard by the time. he got to my house so good at eating pussy. We would fuck anywhere and everywhere. Like I said, he was so good. Like, he would go down on me and just eat my pussy.

And like I said, just so good. We've been doggy style just because we each other, but it was still kind of like, okay, like let me get to know what you like, what you want after that. It was, oh my gosh, crazy. So good. So fun. Like I said, we were just so, like, attracted to each other from the get-go. Like, the first time he came to my house, I was like, holy fuck. But extremely sexy.

And, yeah, it just went, unfortunately. So it's so good. So, yeah, that's my confession. Thank you. Okay. So now this is another one where I'd be like, is this? This is a straight-up porn? Like, oh, the woman fucking her, you know, pizza.

guy or UPS guy, but I believe this. You want to know why? Because in the last building I lived it in New York, this girl that lived in my building and she was older and she was horny and she had no like guy and she would fuck all like the service people. She fucked her UPS guy and then she fucked a bus driver and she would fuck him like when the bus was like on the side of the road stopped in Manhattan and she'd fuck him in like this thing.

I was like, oh my God, like how do you, who does these things in real life? but people do oh my god well wait what happened to the guy though i don't understand like if they're having this great set what happened he moved he changes route but this is what i want like this is what i miss and i think it's because we're women i don't know but like as a woman i want to know like that a moment where you guys looked at each other and he dropped his pants like slow it fucking down she got right into like he's coming to my house my husband's not working and you know he thought i'm not yeah yeah i I want to know the moment things changed. Like what happened when your eyes locked and it was like, we are doing this.

This went from, who made the move? Yeah, I'm delivering shit to you to. I'm putting my penis inside you and I'm going to eat your pussy. Say big cock. She said he had a really big dick, okay? And he's eating her pussy and it became a daily thing. She had a lot of stuff coming. But like she got right to it.

I want to know like who made the move. How was the move made? Because like I get that like, listen, typically when there's double-sided chemistry. And I think chemistry is always double-sided. I think it doesn't exist if it's not coming for, like if it's not a flow. So you think someone's hot, they think someone's hot there. You kind of know it.

But like who made the move, right? Yeah. You feel that spark. I know. Yeah. Who initiated? Yeah. And then who took off the clothes and then you fucked him. How'd you feel?

Did your husband ever find out? I mean, I don't know. It's like, yeah. Did you just do it all over the house? Yeah. She said she did it. Did you hear that episode? Yeah.

She said they fucked everywhere. No, I told him it was hard for me to hear it. I was like, fill me in. Oh, it was, I know some of these people call from their phones, and it's always terrible the confessions, unfortunately. But yeah, she said they fucked everywhere and anywhere. She said he was great at eating pussy. She got, you know, specific, like he'd finger her.

Why is, where is my hot UPS driver? Damn. That's totally something I would do. No, but the girl in my building, she would get obsessed with these guys. Something was like with her, you know, because she was like, she was. the type of woman like that you would think would be doing these things and she was older and she would just like go for only like these service guys and they were always like married or had girlfriend unavailable. You know, there was always like a whole scene about it, but it was like it was straight up port.

It was like the UPS driver and she couldn't let the doorman know so he'd have to go in the back, you know, entrance because imagine in the city people know your fucking business. And then the bus driver was the fucking funniest people. Well, the doorman who she was fucking didn't need to know about the UPS driver who she was fucking. She was trying to keep everybody like separated. It sounds like to me. No, she didn't fuck any of the doorman. I'm just saying there are doormen in the city and they know your UPS driver.

So if he comes off hours dressed regularly, they know you're fucking banging him. You know what I mean? You got to kind of be. When my booty call comes to my building, I always think my doorman totally know he's a booty call because sometimes it's like, you know, 30 minutes in and out. just this guy that they only see like at a certain time. It's always sort of the same time. How often do you see this guy? How often are you with your booty?

I have a good update with him that's going to go with one of these confessions that I'm going to call to. So maybe we should get to the next confession. I mean, I would say like I was just going to ask you for this one. But like for this one like, you know, she fucked her UPS driver. I told you my girl fucked the bus driver and the UPS. Like have you ever fuck like someone in a, I know you fucked your dad's boss or something or your dad's co-worker or your dad's friend.

My dad's business partner. Yeah, yeah. But have you ever fuck like, you know, something like this, like something like this? Think. I'm trying to think too. Well, not, not, I mean, not the, nobody like that delivers stuff. I mean, definitely there was, I had a time. I had my time where it was same, same era as, you know, my.

dad's business partner was another family friend. Oh, really? Yes. So a much older man. That was your thing. Yes. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It was it ever my thing. It was my thing. It's still my thing. Well, how old do they have to be now? Or are they younger now? Is it like age gap either way? Well, I never, you know, I never liked a younger guy. And then finally they won me out, you know, somebody, one of them won me over. And then I was like, hey, hey now. I've been missing out. I'm not, you know, I'm not about to do that any longer. But no, I still like older men.

I mean, as far as, yeah, I mean, for me older, it's just, you know, relationally, it's better. Yeah. Yeah. You could like talk about things and stuff. But you always, but when you were younger, that was, there was no, there was no relation things or whatever you just said happening. No, of course not. Way older than you.

What was I supposed to say? I mean, you know, I thought I was carrying on a conversation, but, you know, that's, they didn't care. That's not really what they were after. No, they weren't there for that. They were there for the hot younger chick, you know what I mean? They were. Yeah.

I don't have a problem with age gap relationships. And I don't know why people do. You know what I mean? Like, to each their own. Like, who cares? I know, like, I fucked it. When I was like 40, I fucked a guy from the gym, Jim from the gym, J.I.M from the GYM.

Like, he was fucking hot. And I was so into him. And I didn't want him to know my age. because I, you know, but I just wanted to fuck him because he was like really gorgeous. And we did for a long time. But I was so like anti having a relationship with him. Like I could never date someone so much younger than me because I just feel like it makes me feel older. And I don't want to be the older one in the scenario. You know, I give credit though to any woman that hangs her hat with a younger guy and goes into a full-fledged relationship. And even if it just lasts for seven years and it breaks up, I do not see that as a failure. I wish I had the balls to do it. But I could. couldn't take that seriously because I would just know there's like a fucking ending, you know what I mean? Because eventually I'm going to be like a senior citizen and he could still have babies. So it would work, you know, but I don't think it's a big deal of guys go with really younger girls or older women or dating younger guys. Like, who the fuck cares? Do whatever you want.

I know. I like an age gap, actually. I mean, I, yeah, I'm, I'm equal opportunity. I used to not be. but now I'm totally, I can go either way. But I do fuck a younger guy, but I wouldn't date a younger guy. Yeah, my preference is, you know, age appropriate for a partner. Yeah, and now that I'm older, I want even older because I want to feel like the young piece of ass in the relationships. I have to go older. And the sad thing is when you're older, like guys, your age is still like younger, right? So it's like hard.

So I'm like, what do I have to fish in the 70-year-old pond? But I think, but I don't know about you. This is the last thing I'm going to say to this. And a lot of times I Google men, like when I see them older and I think that they're super hot, I Google what they look like when they were younger. Like one of these girls that got abducted and was like lived at a house and they found her. I forget her name. But her dad was like talking.

He was like so fucking hot. I'm like, you know, I'm going to Google him and see what he looked like when he was younger. And he wasn't hot at all. I think men a lot of times wind up looking so much better when they're older, when they're, you know, when they lose that baby face little young look. And they get more chiseled. Yes. When they look distinguished. Yeah.

So many guys look fucking hotter when they're way older. And that's a sad thing because it doesn't happen to women. It happens to men, though, for sure. A lot of men look so much better when they're older than when they're younger. Don't you agree? Yes, I do. Some of them, yeah. They just look more, like I think distinguishes the right word, but they get more chiseled.

Their face becomes more manly. And it looks like hotter. A lot of them look too young. and like not as hot when they're and he wasn't I'm not talking young like I googled him when he was 14 I'm talking like when the daughter was stolen he wasn't hot when she came back so many years later he was way hotter but anyway I'm gonna get to the next confession the next confession I just want to tee it up this is a guy who we gave advice to his girl wanted to he wanted his girl to get into the hot wife situation and he wanted her to fuck other guys and we told him he should use

sex toys to like mock up the situation and start role-playing it. So here's, so let's listen to his confession because he took our advice. Hey, Kathy. I was the last confession that you gave advice to and I wanted to give you an update. There was actually a little bit of ups and downs, but progress has been super fun the entire time. Just recently about a week ago, I bought her her first realistic dildo. If you remember, she's never had sex toys before. So all her relationships, it was just her and her guy. So I put her onto it and I opened her up to vibrators, BDSM toys. She's not really into those, but man, she loves her vibrators. I really only gave her the option.

I texted her and I said, a big white do you want? And she was so nervous and she said white at first, more because I'm Hispanic, but I said, okay, cool, I'm ordering me a black one. And then she was super nervous to use it. It was pretty funny when she got it in person. and it's actually the same length as me. It's seven and a half inches,

but man, this thing is super thick, and it's super vain, and it's so realistic. I love using it on her, and it actually simulates a threesome. So I'll fuck her with that dildo while she's giving me head, and she actually comes super hard and super fast with it. So I know that there is something going on, and she likes it. So I'm going to keep trying pushing that hot wife,

Stag-Vixen relationship, I know it's like baby steps trying to get her into the stag, Vickson and hot wife lifestyle. She isn't really open at any threesomes. I have kind of talked about it a little bit. At first she thought I was talking about doing two girls in me, but I'm actually very hot and I really want her to do two guys on her. Baby steps on that.

I know whenever she's using that dildo, I'll fuck her with it and I have her favorite clip wand. And I use that on her and she comes fast and she comes very hard. and under like five minutes she's coming. So I know it's doing something because if we're having sex, she likes to do it from about five to 15 minutes before she comes. So, yep, that's my confession. You have a go on and I use that on her and she comes fast and she comes very hard.

And under like five minutes she's coming. So I know it's doing something because if we're having sex, she likes to do it from about five to 15 minutes before she comes. So, yep, that's my confession. You have a go on. Okay, so all right, now listen, this is super interesting because she's like, he could tell she's fucking into it, right? And I do believe that means she is into it, the fantasy of it, right? Which I think could eventually lead to doing it

in real life. Yeah, I do too. I think he's on the right track. I'm excited for him. Well, this is what I wonder. I don't remember, like, did he ever tell her straight out? Because I'm going to tell you this. And this is like a confess, this is my confession. Okay. So I've been banging the same guy for a really long time, you know, the guy I just told you about that comes, my doorman should know by now I'm just fucking him. Yes. In and out. Bye-bye. And, you know, it's the same old, same old,

whatever. It's like a service call. Nothing really that, it's fine, you know, and it's great. He goes down on me like nobody's fucking business. It's so good. But I had recently told him, I was talking about my podcast and I was like, oh yeah, you know, like there's so many things that I think like I would do now

that I never thought I would. And I just started a copy in the fact, like, because I hear all these people talking about this and doing that. And I was like always like, you know, like thinking about like mocking up a three some with two guys, but I would never do it in person. I'm like, you know, but I think like if my guy, like if I date again in the future when I do date, if my guy wanted me to fuck other people, I totally fuck someone else for him, you know, and I just threw that out there. Like we were like literally at Hillstone eating steak, you know? I mean, it was like just a conversation. It wasn't like a hot conversation or anything. And then like a while later, he sent me a pick of him with a girl and he's like,

oh, I know you're like into this stuff because he knows I'm into the cuck queening thing. You know I'm into the cuck queen thing. But I would never been into the cuckolding thing like fucking other guy. You know, to me I would want my guy to fuck another girl. But he was like, oh, you know, I'd be into seeing something like this too. What? I'm like, wait a second. Do you mean seeing me in that position or do you want to see me with another guy?

He said, no, you with another guy. Like he eventually like, and it's so interesting because this is such proof that sometimes you could know someone for so long. but if you really don't, you know, sort of change the game by being honest about what you're into, that you may never find out what they're into because like all it took was for me to throw out there that I'd be into it for him to say, hey, I'm into that. But he would have probably never said that to me had I not brought it up because he had never brought it up all this time. And let me just tell you later.

Like it has made me so fucking horny for him. I'm like, oh my God, I'm calling up like all my ex booty calls. You know what I mean? I was like fucking on it. I can't get anybody. Okay, by the way, I can't get anybody. I'm like, fuck.

But just thinking about it and talking about it makes me really funny for him. Oh, you can definitely get somebody. No, I do. I'm like, I'm like, I call. Just pull some random dude off the street and do it. Oh, my God. No, I don't like, I can't. I have to know somebody.

Like, so I'm like, there's one booty call guy that I used to fuck that I don't really like. I'm like, could I take one for the team just for like, just to get the other person in the mix, you know, but like I have to say, and this is like a point to what this guy is talking about and how it does relate to his confession because like, okay, right now it's not, it's on the table. It can happen. The thought of it for me, just the thought of it, okay, has added a whole other level to me being horny for this guy. I can't wait to see him just thinking about doing it. I sent him a picture of using a toy that was realistic just like this guy said and he's like, oh my God, it looks so real. So he could like fantasize that I'm doing that

for him because he knows that I want to. And literally, if we never, ever did it, it just added so much more hotness to the scenario that it just goes to show that even role playing and talking about it and pretending you're going to do it. I really plan on doing it. Okay, I just need to find the guy. But just talking about it and thinking it's going to be a possibility could just fucking turn shit around like nobody's business and add something that was not there.

Because I never, Layla, thought I was into this at all. but the minute he said he would be into it and then I thought oh and then I thought oh I could fuck like one booty call and he comes over after like I don't know you know what my dormant think then. Wait wait, does he want to become like after this guy's fucked you?

Does he want to? Well, I don't know if he means that but that's come out of you. Does he want to go down on you? I don't think he would. I don't know that he'd admit to that because I think a lot of guys I don't know.

I didn't say that and I don't know. I think that's where that's going. I think that's where that's going. Because a lot of guys that are into this don't like the cream. I think those some guys do you know what I mean. And I don't fuck this other guy without a condom anyway. So I don't fuck any of my booty gall guys without a condom.

So that's probably not on the table. But I think like, you know, having one guy come and then leave. Like I used to fuck this one guy, my booty club guy, the one who I tried to rally up to be my second guy. So by the way, I email, this is very much my confession. So I email my old booty call guy. And I'm like, hey, listen. You know, and I'm like, emailing him. I'm like, I just want to, you know, tell you.

Like I have this booty call guy and you don't know who he is. and he'll never know who you are and that's very important, but like he really wants me to fuck someone else. Like, would you be down for it? Now, like, if you got hard when you read that sentence, then it's something that's perfect for you. If you didn't, then it's probably not like on the table. I think most guys would be a okay with that.

It would be like signing up for that. Like they're like, are you kidding? Is this a true question? No, this is the problem. He's in a relationship, but he won't cheat. I totally, I'm like, oh, that's so cute. Like that's like nice and I totally respect that. But he did call me, okay?

And he was like, oh my God, when I got that email, I got fucking hard. I bet. Oh, damn. So he's out? He's so out. So there's another guy that was my boutical guy that I just can't fucking stand and he's not hot. But he had like he was good in bed.

You know what I mean? I fucked him for a long time. Like I typically, the way that I am is very like sort of. Wait, how can you fuck him if you didn't, you can't stand him? Well, I can't stand him now. We stayed friends so many years. I like I used to bang him and do fly. He did fly me out.

He lived in San Francisco. Okay. He was like really wealthy. He fucked really good and stuff and I was really into him. But I'm talking like Circa when I'm like in my 30s like right after I quit drinking and he would like literally like email me on a Thursday like you want to fly out to San Francisco. I'd fly coach. This is when I'd fly coach like all the way and coach like on a Friday after work. A fly all the way there just fuck him all the time. Okay. This better be in your 30s because let me tell you mama does not flag coach. No, I couldn't do that now. I would never. I would literally fly six hours on a front. Friday after work, spend only Saturday and Sunday and fly out on the Sunday red eye and then go straight from the airport to my job. Okay. That's the way I would roll. And it was fun for me. I love that.

Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It was never more fun to do fly me out. He would go and he lived in a really like nice part of San Francisco, got a beautiful house. And he was like, fuck him. And he was really good in bed.

But I, so we stayed friends after. I mean, to this day, he will come. in a city and do business and we're still friends. And he always tries to bang me. But after we stopped banging many, many years ago, I just find his personality so fucking repulsive that he's repulsive to me too. You know what I mean? Yeah, he's just as a fucking asshole.

He doesn't listen to a word. I say, like, he's just annoying. And I just, he's okay, like in certain ways and we're still kind of friends. But I'm not into him because I just don't like him as a person and I don't find him physically attractive. He's gotten older and he didn't take care of himself. So not really into him. But I was like thinking worst case scenario.

Could I fuck him like I have? Just for the hot scenario? I don't know. So my question to you is have you ever done something like this? And would you be into it? Am I the only one? I know I'm not because of my show. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. I've totally done it. Oh, you have. Oh, yeah. I'm into it. Yeah. Tell me your story.

Well, so. Okay. So it was in the very beginning when I first started doing all this. I think I've told this before. I think I've told you this before. I don't remember it. Tell me now that I'm into it. Okay, so this got super hot.

I mean, hands down, the, one of the most best looking guys I've ever been with. Okay. And just my, I mean, if I had, if you, if I had to draw my type, like that's him right here. Six, five. Oh, God. Good looking as they come. Anyway. So I'm getting to know him.

We're, we met, you know, online like. for hookup stuff, but we, we liked each other. We became friends and we started seeing each other. Anyway, he, it comes out, you know, he's trying to tell me how he's into that kind of stuff. You know, he sends me, like, little gifts and stuff, you know, and he's like, sends me like an A or B. Which would you be more into? You know, he'll give me one version and then a different version, one version. And I'm starting to sense a theme, right?

And so I'm like, what were the versions? Well, it was like a vanilla version and then it was like, show on. I mean, it was obvious which way he was leaning. You know, then it was a full on like him watching like, you know, it's male, female, but he's more in the watching position and, you know, and he's like the voyeur, you know, and I was like, what is going on here? Anyway, so turns out he totally loves that. So I would go out and fuck these guys.

But then he, but he started to freak out. Like, that's his problem. process. Yeah, he started to get upset and be crying and like, freaking out like jealous. Like tears in his eyes crying? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like freaking blowing up my phone, you know, like, because he knew I was out fucking someone because I would tell him. That was the whole thing. It's like, okay, I'm going now. Yes, I'll call you when I'm done. I'll send pictures. I'll do, you know, anyway. No, let me ask you a quick question though. Slow down this rule. Let's forget about the crying. We could get there after the hotness of the story. Like, did you. Like, did you. you, like these other guys, did they know, like you were, like, hey, like, did you say them to them like, hey, I got this guy that I, you know, have sex with and he wants me to have sex with someone else and, you know, can I videotape it and stuff? Like, was it set up like that? No, I didn't tell the guys. We were videoing anyway. I mean, so I didn't, yeah, we were going to video anyway. So they didn't know that you were going to share their sex with somebody else. Like you didn't let them know. they were videoing me being fucked by them so that's that was the advantage point so they weren't showing their face or anything like but i'm just saying they didn't know though you didn't turn them on by letting them

know too that they were fucking you for someone else you didn't get them in on the action because i do think that they would have been into it don't you think they would have been into it oh yeah oh guys are totally into it yes yes and then so initially that was the case then i ended up telling a couple of the guys about it because I was surprised by, you know, I was kind of dealing with the reaction I wasn't expecting. But yes. And so then at that point, then it did get interesting. Yes. Then the guys absolutely do perform, you know, they, they're more into it, you know, like you can tell. Yeah, that's another layer to sex. I can tell, by the way, they're holding the camera, even but the expression on their face, even though that's not coming across, like they're feeling it. They

know what's going on and it's hot. It is very hot. Now, would you, like, would he, did he like sloppy seconds? Was he always at home waiting? Did he, you know, like, is that the way it was always set up? No, I wanted him to do the sloppy seconds, but he didn't. We didn't end up doing the sloppy seconds. We never would meet afterwards. I would just send him the pictures and we would talk about it. And then, you know, I would like go. Yeah, I would go dashing over to have sex with him. And then how was that? When we did have sex? Yeah. Oh, it was good. It was really. It was really. good. Right. It was very hot. It's kind of, oh, yeah, it's kind of like, it's almost like, if I were to imagine, I have been in this scenario, but it's almost like a reclaiming, you know, like where if you were, if you were the cheater, you know, and he's taking you, you know, and he's fucking you to make you his again. It's kind of like that vibe. It's just, I don't know,

there's a lot mixed into it. It's very, yes, it's very spicy and hot. And it adds, just yeah it adds something extra to that whole like makes it intense it makes the fucking very intense yeah but okay can i just quickly get before we get to the next confession to his like fucking crying was that like something that he always did but he always wanted you to do it anyway because that was like a part of the turn on for him he it was a part of the process okay interesting he liked to torture himself he did that's part of his it's part of the cuck angst that he goes through. And he's totally into it. That's part of the process. I didn't know this at first. It freaked me out because I was like, oh my God, I just totally make this guy's melting down.

I went too far. But did that take away from it? Because I don't know that that would be hot to me if the guy was hot at first. It wasn't hot at first. But then I was like, I realized it was part of it. So then I was like, well, you know, that's just what you have to deal with. You know, like as a man. You know, you just have to deal with this. Like deal with it. Yeah, that's what he wanted. Oh my God. Yeah, that's what he wanted. He was torture. him himself. And yeah, it is like... He did. He liked the torture that was part of it. Yeah, I remember, and this is when I realized, and I think this is why I'm wired to be a cut queen because, and you brought this up the cheating thing. So I had a boyfriend who, like, was out all night one night. And this one, like, Circa, like, you know, answering machines. And I left him, like 15 answering machine messages he was at home and never answered. He didn't call me till the next day. That was, like, really weird because we were, like, dating. And he called me every minute of the day. And so I go over to his house that day and I go down to blow him. And it's literally like his whole his dick smelled like pussy. I mean, it was so obvious.

No. But yeah. So I, yeah, yeah. Totally. And I, like, look at him and I said, like, oh, my God, did you just, like, fuck somebody last night? Like, and not even take a shower. Like, I taste pussy.

He said, no, he looked me straight in the face. Like, why would I ever do that you know I love you? Look me straight in the eye like, blah, blah. So fast forward, like, two or three weeks later, some bitch is calling his phone. I answer. I find out that, yeah, he did fuck someone that night. He was fucking this girl. And then, but literally.

you know, like right after I found out, you know, that he lied to me and that he had cheated on me. Like, I couldn't leave without fucking him. Like, I had to have him back. Like, he was in her pussy. Like, I needed to be like, oh, no, you need to be in my pussy now. Do you know what I mean? Like, and I always saw it as that way. But I was like, it's a weird thing that I got turned on.

You know what I mean? Because like, I should have been like, oh, fuck off, which I did feel like fuck off. But I also needed to fuck him to make him mine again. And I think that wired me into being like the little cut queen that I think that I am, even though I've never experienced anything like that before and never had a guy fuck other girls from me or anything like that. But I think that might be why it happened. And I wonder if other people like when you've been cheated on, you do have, because you just said, oh, I think it's like the cheating thing. Like you want to reclaim that person. Like that's how I felt like I needed to get him back.

You know what I mean? Oh, interesting. Yeah. No, that makes sense. I mean, that's what I hear. I hear that from, you know, Cox. That's part of their whole process. Like, you know, they like to get you ready for your dates or talk to you about it and know what's going on and get pictures and updates and all that stuff.

And then they want to. Yeah, reclaim. Yeah, reclaim. That's the whole process. Let's go to the next. That was my confession more than his confession. Oh, my God. That's good.

So let's get some. That's a good one. I love it. The next one, I always leave ones where a guy is looking for advice for the end. Okay. We have a guy looking for advice. Hold on. Hey, Kathy. I just wanted, I guess really isn't a confession, but rather advice rather. So I guess the main question I had was how to improve in the bedroom. Obviously, growing up, I didn't have the biggest penis, but I've come to find out that it's slightly bigger than average. But because I thought I kind of had a small penis, what I did was just kind of improve my oral skills.

And gotten pretty good at that. And I was just wondering if there are ways to improve. I know foreplay is a big part of it and not rushing into it and all that. And kissing and touching and like around the vagina and not just going straight for the clitoris. But I was wondering on like, what do you prefer as an old woman? Because I do prefer old women. What do they prefer? Every woman's different.

You know, when I found out that the young girls that are closer than my age in the early 30s or late 20s are like massive like finger blasting, which is fine with me. But for, I guess, older women, is there something specific that you like better, more sensual? But I guess, yeah, I think that's it. Sorry, I'm a little nervous. I probably could add more. Okay, so first of all, for this guy, okay, the first bit of my... women. The first bit of advice is that was the fucking funniest thing.

I'm like, you don't call women or anyone old, old, old, you say older. Old and older are two very different words. Now, honestly, I do think that I'm old, okay? And a lot of people my age don't think they're old. And they don't even think people that are 65 or old. I think I'm old. What are we talking? Like Harold and Maude?

No, but I'm old. Okay, I'm sorry. I believe that I'm old. And I'm fine with that, okay? Because I've been young and I love, and I'm old and I feel fine. And I'm just fucking me. and it's fine. But when you're talking like this young guy,

you don't say I like old women. You like older women. Older women. Yes. And I mean, like, he's wondering if like older women like, like, okay, let me out. Because we've both been young and we've been older, right? Like, do you feel like as a woman? Because he wants to know, do older women like it to be done, like things to be done

different than younger women? He thinks like younger women want to be finger blasted all the time. They don't. that's the girls he's fucking. I don't know. They just want to be finger-banged all the time. I never wanted to be finger-banged. They're lying.

Unless you have dick-fingers. I just, by the way, I just re-aired our dick-finger episode because it's so fucking funny. Dick fingers. I love dick fingers. Yeah. So, I mean, as an older woman, though, let me just ask you, like, do you have advice for this guy, like, how, you know, how to treat an older woman in bed and, like, what to do that might be different than, you know, with a younger woman? well bring your A game I mean my God like okay no I don't even think so I think as an older woman can you control that fucking bedroom like don't you think as an older woman you're more likely to less need him to bring his A game because you're gonna fucking bring it right like isn't that the difference like I figure like younger girls need the guy to like guide them more than when you're older which is which is a shame because that's the blind leading the blind but yeah I mean for seriously like I'm Right? When you were younger, like, oh, God, he's close. Okay, stay there. And then he moves up, you know, but you won't tell him like, yeah, that's where you need to touch. I'm about ready to come. And then he moves, you know, it's all accident. It's all accident at that point. But anyway, no, I just, I think I like the same stuff. I like good sex. I like the same stuff I liked when I was younger, except for, unfortunately, I think men are misled on what women like. I don't know a lot of women that like the fast and furious.

is finger banging. Or the fast and furious fucking either. Like a fuck like a rabbit. You know what I mean? It's okay for a spurt, but not the whole session. Yeah, at the end to get, you know, it helps get you over the edge. It's exciting. That's all good. But you know, I don't want like 20 minutes or an hour of beating the bottom out of me. I mean, yeah, but don't you think this is what I think this guy needs to hear. And I think this is the key. The difference between an older woman and a young woman is exactly what I said. Like, you don't have to worry as much with the older woman. You don't. What the fuck you're going to do.

Okay. She knows her body. Yeah. She knows what to do. Yeah. And she's going to have fun, you know, using you as her fucking boy toy. She doesn't care. Yeah.

But she doesn't even care if you don't know that just adds to you being younger. Like, and that's the good thing about being with an older woman, that you don't have to worry about everything. Does she like it more central? Every older woman's going to want a different. I think not so much of that, but I think the difference is she's going to take more control and you're going to have to think less, which is great. Yeah.

No, seriously, as long as you can keep, as long as your dick stays hard, I mean, she's going to know what to do. She's going to take every bit of advantage of that. Just let her do it. Yeah. And I mean, listen, you know, she's going to listen, as a young guy, most likely if she's way older than you, the guy she's banging if they're like age appropriate, could fuck her once a night. You know how these guys get older. Sorry, they can't fuck three times in a night. I know that when I was in my 40s fucking that guy from the gym, the guys I was banging that were older than me. They were like one and done. You know what I mean? This guy, gym from the gym would fuck me five times a night. Like it was like all night long. Yeah. That's the best. Yeah. And listen, you don't want that every single night as an older woman. You know, we have lives. We have kids. We have careers. Like, you know, but if you're going to have a night of sex and you're just using someone for that, like you're going to want like, you know, you're going to want like, you know, you know.

more rounds than just one round. Oh, yeah. It's a marathon. I want a marathon session out of you, you're, you know, youngster. But you're going to get it and that's what's good about being this, like this young guy. He's all like caught up like, what should I do? It's like nothing. Just being younger and being able to have more orgasms is going to be good.

Being younger and not knowing what to do is fine with her, if not actually better because she's so used to guys that are selfish and ruling their world. You know what I mean? That they're just going to be happy to be ruling you. That's what I think as an older woman. Totally. Like she's going to turn you the fuck on. You don't have to worry so much.

She knows how to get off. She knows how to body work. She'll guide you. She'll tell me now. You said before like, oh, young girls blind leading the bun. I have always been somebody that told guys exactly what the fuck to do when they were fooling around me.

Even when I was 20, 15. I was like, no move over. I never not came because I told the guy exactly what to do until I did and I never stopped. I was always selfish and bad. And that's why guys love me because it's about being selfish in bed. And I think every woman eventually gets to that place. And that's why older women are great in bed because they finally get to the point where they're selfish.

They know their fucking bodies. They know they have their, they found their voice. And they'll tell you what the fuck to do. Yeah. No, totally. I, I mean, it's on when, you know, when I'm with somebody younger, I mean, that's the fun part. That is the fun part about me getting older is you just. You don't have those hangups anymore.

I had when I was younger anyway. I did. I wasn't able to tell. Yeah. Most people do. Yeah. I wasn't able to tell unless you were my boyfriend, then I could, then I would tell you. Then I would walk him around.

I'd whip out my Cosmo magazine. I'd whip out my Cosmo magazine article and I'd be like, we're going to do this. Okay. We're going to try this. Yeah. Yeah. That's very normal. Yeah.

But yeah, I didn't, I didn't have it. But you know, it's so funny. The first time I was with a younger guy, he was so nervous. Kathy, it was so cute. He was so nervous. And then we ended up and he still, he just called me. This is the first younger guy. He turned me on to younger guys. He is now living in Florida. Where you live? He called me. I'm like, where are you, buddy? Let's get together. So, oh, you're getting your young guy back. And listen, you know what, though? Don't you think if you were like 25 and the guy was nervous, it would have been a fucking turn off? But it's not when you're older. It's not. No. Yeah.

Different things. He just, he was just, he was just nervous because, you know, I think it was his first time meeting somebody like off a hookup, you know, app and you're older, it's intimidating. Yeah, yeah. And so he was kind of like a little nervous, but oh my God, we had the bet we had so much fun. I love that guy. He is so much fun. We have great sex. Yeah. So before he didn't live near you and now he just lives closer is what you're saying? No, we, no. So this was, you know, since I've been doing this a long time, this is when I was in California. He lived in California. Oh, and then you moved to Florida and now he's, He moved to Florida.

I moved to Florida and he ended moving to Texas at some point. And now he moved to Florida. Oh. And so he just emailed you or texted you or something. He just texted me. He's here. See, I need that. I need that guy.

I need one of my old booty call guys that I forgot about to text me so I could bring them in so I could fuck another guy for my guy and add this whole thing to my life. Yeah. And then I could be curious girl diaries. I could have my own podcast. Oh. You can have a girl podcast. Like you do now? I normally don't talk.

I don't have anything interesting to say. You don't mean, all my callers are way more interesting to me. But they changed me. They all say, oh, Kathy, you got me into all this. It's like,

no, all you fucking people got me into this shit. Well, how could you not? I mean, you hear all this stuff. You've got to try some of it. Yeah,

exactly. I mean, but that was what your whole podcast was Curious Girl Diaries really was like your journey. And then you had to try all that stuff. That's why you went to the Swinger Club and all that, right?

It was like for your show, right? Yeah. Well, I didn't do. No, but I mean, it was a part of your process, but that's what you talked about. That's what gave you your show was all that content and all that stuff. Oh, yeah, all the stuff. Yeah, yeah.

I know, I know. Was he a part of it? Was he a part of it? Yes. He was a big part of it because he was the one that turned, got me. I don't know why I agreed. I kept telling him, no, I'm not into younger guys. This is when I first started all this.

There were so many younger guys coming out of the woodwork. And I was just like, no, ew. And I'd never been. with the younger guy and I just thought it was gross. Like no. And then I just finally was like, just try it. I mean, you know, like, what's a big deal? Just try it. And when I met with him, I was like, oh my God, I fucking laughed in my car the whole way home. It was that good. Like, I didn't even know what to do with myself. I was just laughing. I was like, because he banged you out so good. He banged me out so good. He ate my pussy so good. He was just so good. And it was fun. Oh, God.

It was hot. I loved it. We're in the Citi Motel. Oh, that's all he put a Ford. It's a two-star motel. Literally, that was the name of the episode. Like, you know, loving a two-star motel. It was, it was in the wrong side of town. I mean, city as fuck. I was almost afraid to get out of my car. You know, and I'm like, is this really where you want to meet me? But everyone knew whoever was in that car was only in there to fuck somebody because you probably have like a high-end car parked in a two-starts. Oh, totally. Two-star hotel. You know that person's in there having an affair fucking someone? Yes. Oh, totally is what it looked like, right?

Yes. Here comes this put-together woman, you know. And she's going to, yes, in her Mercedes going to this two-star motel on the wrong side of the tracks. Yeah, but did that add to like the hotness? Because it was like dirty. It did. Yeah, there you go.

It did. It totally did. There was like, I'm surprised there weren't plastic on the like sheets. Like, I mean, seriously. you could say that. Listen, I love that you told that story because this is how we're going to wrap it up. Listen, Guy, did you hear what Layla just said? You could even take her to like the cheapest fucking dirtiest, grossest hotel and she's still

going to bang you out. Okay. And she's not going to care. She'll make it work. Okay. So like you have an advantage of just being like way younger and having a job. Just do me a favor and stop with the old and just add the ER and say older and you're, you know, you're good to fucking go.

You're good at going down. You know, get your old girl and then call back and tell us about your experience. But Leila, thank you. Thanks for calling in and doing this Confessions episode with me. Oh, absolutely. I love it. And I want to hear, you've got to keep me posted on that guy. I will.

I'll come on your show and give you stories if it ever happened. I want. Thank you. Yes. I was like, I'm going to go to the gym and turn my light on. You know, my light is always off. Like, don't fucking talk to me. I know.

I'm not interested in picking anyone up. My son is still little. I'm not looking for a boyfriend. and just yet, you know, maybe when he doesn't need me anymore, you know. So I'm not really available. And because I have someone that will bang me out. Like, I don't really need a guy. I'm not interested.

Yeah. You know, so I'm like, oh, how do I go about finding someone new? You know, I did think, oh, I'll turn my land on. But I'll keep you posted. Lila, why don't you give a shout out to your podcast and everything? And I'll put the link to your website in the description. Yeah. I'm Lela Linden from the Curious School Diaries podcast.

And you put on your podcast voice. I know. And yes, I did. There we go. No, and you can, yeah, you can listen to me anywhere you listen to podcasts. Wherever you're here, wherever you're listening to this episode, you can scoot on over to the Curis Girl Diaries. Yeah, there you go. And I'll put, yeah, so you have your website with everything on it, but your podcast is

on any podcast platform. People can go hear all those stories because that's what you did do. You did tape all your stories in the beginning and now you do other things and you still talk about your stories on there. I still talk about, I still have stories ongoing, but I've slowed down a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, well, I'll come on and talk about my stories if I ever get any. But anyway, I need that.

Yes, I need that. Oh, my God. Thank you so much for calling in. This is super fun. Bye. Thanks. Bye. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly

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