Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1241 - Piper is Into MMF Threesomes, Gloryholes on her Wedding Night, Women and More?!
Episode Date: October 6, 2025Piper is into mmf threesomes, glory holes on her wedding night, women and more and she called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including how she wound up having her first hook ...up with a couple, how she met her second husband Justin (ep #1187,) how and when he told her he was bi and how she reacted, how and why they started an open relationship right away, the first time they had a mmf hook-up and what went down, the gloryhole experience they had on their wedding night and what went down, the trans woman they both hooked up with and what went down, how and why they now prefer hotwifing over swapping, the time she role played a naked maid scenario for one of her husband’s friends and what went down, their experience at Bi-Fuckfest and what went down, the older guy her husband set her up with and what went down plus a whole lot more. **To see HOT pics PIPER plus pics of my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month of the new Blewchew Max FREE! use code: STRICTLYANON https://beducate.me/pd2532-anonymous Use code: ANONYMOUS to get 50% off your yearly pass plus get a 14-day money-back guarantee https://brooklynbedding.com Use my promo code STRICTLY at checkout to get 30% off sitewide https://vb.health To get 10% off Drive Boost by VB Health use code: STRICTLY https://uberlube.com/discount/Strictly Use code: STRICTLY for 10% off Uberlube aka the BEST Lube EVER https://butterwellness.com/ Use the code “STRICTLY” at checkout for 20% off your entire order To get $15 OFF your female oxytocin arousal tablets and more, use code STRICTLY here: https://shamelesscare.sjv.io/xLQ3Jv Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website: http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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to be. Okay, today I have on Piper and oh my God, Piper does not disappoint. Piper is Justin's
wife. Justin called in before her husband did. It's episode 1187 and he was like kind of an ADHD
and was all over the place and I was like, get your wife on to clear this all up. He had a, you know,
he had a good story, but he wasn't so great at telling it. That's what I remember about Justin.
And his wife came on and she told the story from her perspective and oh my God, she's a great
storyteller. She's super hardcore, the kind of woman my audience loves to hear. We get her whole story
from her perspective this time. And she had already played in the lifestyle before him. She got into it
by accident. She explains exactly how she got into the lifestyle before she met Justin, exactly what
she did in the lifestyle. She's got some crazy stories there. And then she talks about the crazy way her
and Justin met and then all the things they have done together. They literally went to a glory
hole on their wedding night. And the details of that, I'm not going to tell you all the details are
crazy, okay, and hilarious. Okay, you got to hear that story. But, you know, the couple that goes to
a glory hole on their wedding night does not disappoint with all the other things they've done.
She gets hardcore into all the crazy stuff they've done. Justin is very into guys. He's not
into fucking other girls. She's into girls, though. She talks about her girl experiences. So they do a lot
of hot wifing and MMF threesome. She loves seeing her guy get bottomed.
They've been to hotel takeovers, buy fuckfast, resorts, swingers clubs, all that kind of good stuff.
She tells a very good story, okay?
And you're going to fucking love it.
So I'm not going to say anything more.
If you want to see pics of her, she does talk about how she does talk about how she takes
very good care of herself.
The picks are over on my Patreon.
But anyway, I'm going to get right to it and be right back on with Piper.
Hi, Piper.
Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast.
How are you today?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm good.
So listen, Piper.
I already talked to your husband.
a while back. His name was Justin. Justin's episode was 1187, and he had a story to tell. I mean,
one of the things I just remembered about you and your husband is that you went to a glory hole on
your wedding night, okay? So I'm sorry. Like, I don't know if we should start there or work our way
up to that because that's kind of like a hilarious sentence right there. His episode was
Justin's into guys, MMF3, sums in hot wifing with his wife. So I'm going to get the whole
story from you. My listeners love always hearing from the women.
and hear the story from the woman's perspective.
So just remind me how long you and Justin have been together?
We've been married a year and a half.
Okay, a year and a half.
So this was second marriages for the two of you or third marriages?
Second.
For both of you.
Okay, what was your experience before, Justin?
Were you like very vanilla, never into any of this kind of stuff?
So I had gotten into the lifestyle by accident.
I was dating after I was newly divorced, dating on an online dating site.
met a gentleman was kind of sharing fantasies and pictures and he invited me to meet his friends for a
drink. Well, I did not know that his friends were lifestyle friends and the conversation felt weird and
they came to the bathroom and they just flat out said, hey, we're not interested in your,
in your partner. Do you play alone? And I was like, excuse me? And that's what I first introduction
into lifestyle. So I ended up. No, no, no, no. You have to, oh, okay, you're going to
tell me what you ended up. Okay, keep going. So he ended up going to the bathroom, and I ended up
leaving with that couple. But wait, set this up better, because I don't understand. This guy,
did he tell you we're meeting a lifestyle couple? Or did he say, hey, meet me and we're going to
go meet a couple friend of mine? Yep, a couple of friends of mine. So I had no idea. Oh, yeah,
that's great. We had worked around with the idea, and, but he took it like, okay, it's go time.
And I found out that he had shared my pictures and created a profile for us.
And I hadn't been dating that guy very long.
So pretty naive.
Yeah, they told me.
And so I started out in the lifestyle as being a girlfriend to this couple.
And it didn't last very long.
Okay, but you have to walk me through that first night with them.
Do you leave while he's in the bathroom or does he come out and then you say,
okay, I got to go and then you like meet them in the parking lot?
Nope.
I left.
I left right away.
While he was in the bathroom?
Yep.
Why?
Because you were horny and you wanted to fuck this couple?
Or because they told you that he used your.
picks and you were pissed at him. I mean, how do you leave your guy that you're with in the
bathroom? It was kind of rude. I was pissed. Because they told you about the pictures right away.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, everyone in the story is so manipulative. Like that was smart for them to tell you that
because that made you be like, fuck him. I'm leaving. Right? Like, yeah. He was like, they were all like,
I don't know, kind of like grooming you. It's like kind of interesting. Okay. So you go back to their house.
Now, are you like what the, are you like a third person in your life at that point? And they, like,
seeing yourself from outside of yourself like what the fuck am I doing when you're driving to this
couple's house? I was just upset and mad. I was newly divorced and a little bit on a 90s.
But were you horny? Because did you know what you were going to their house for?
I was. I was. I was interested and intrigued. So.
Okay. Because that's like, isn't that kind of major for you? I'm assuming you're just like this
vanilla woman that was married, just got divorced, regular vanilla dating. And now you're like going
home with a couple? Yeah. So I was newly divorced. So I was newly divorced. So I.
I was in that angry stage of, oh, what the heck.
So your revenge fucking?
I don't know why you don't see it as so crazy as I do.
Or is that just your personality?
And you're not, you know, blown away by anything.
I have a feeling.
Okay, because to me it's kind of crazy.
So you go home with this couple now.
Had you ever been with women?
Are you interested in women?
I had been with a woman one other time, someone who I had worked with.
So that wasn't something new.
And, you know, I've always been attracted to women.
that's never been an issue.
Okay, so you knew that.
Okay, so you go home with this couple and do you fuck them both?
Yes.
Yep, we did.
Oh, my God.
And how was that?
It was weird because then they asked me to stay the night.
And the way after we played for a long time, she's like, you know, I need to get some sleep.
I'm going to go in the other room.
And I just stayed there all night long.
And that guy would wake up, want to fuck.
And then it'd be back to trying to sleep.
And he had to stay the night.
And then the next day, they asked me if I was interested in seeing them again and doing things with them.
And she had a boyfriend on the side.
And so I wasn't sure what my role was.
Was I there to be their girlfriend?
Was I just there to be his girlfriend?
It was an odd situation, but I was new to the lifestyle.
It was newly divorced.
I was married for 18 years.
And so I hadn't had a lot of experience outside of marriage.
and I got married when I was a teenager.
So it was my time to be kind of wild and crazy.
But you also maybe didn't have a voice because you could have just asked them like what the
fuck's going on here?
Like what do you want for me?
Like you're sounding so clueless and yet you could you could ask them questions.
Yeah, I was kind of clueless.
I was needed the whole thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You were maybe too intimidated to speak up or something because you could have said like,
hey, what is my role here?
What are you guys looking for?
I mean, typically that's what the lifestyle is all about.
A lot of communication, right?
Like they could have explained to you.
or whatever. You're just like, you're like kind of acting as if you didn't want to sleep over,
but you did anyway and fucked him all night long? Or did you want to stay there?
I was intrigued. I was curious. I wanted to see where that went. I was really more interested
to her than I was into him. Oh, that's so funny. So when she tapped out, you were like kind of
annoyed. Yeah, I was. Okay, but you had fun and did you continue to see them? You're very ambivalent
about this whole situation. It's weird. I didn't, I didn't continue to see them. I saw them one
their time because I was newly going through the divorce and, you know, when you try to be down low
when you have kids and that kind of thing. But fast forward, and I don't want you think I'm
jumping all over the place. When I met my current husband and we were talking on the phone,
we had gotten on the subject of lifestyle. And funny story is we're a small community. And when
we were talking about couples, he had told me that he and his wife had played.
and he met this couple, and he fell for her.
He wanted to have an actual relationship with her,
and we were talking about it, and he said their names.
And I'm like, excuse me, what was her name?
No way.
Yes.
And so, I mean, my experience with them was, gosh, 10 years ago,
but he had been with the wife previously and was interested in her.
And he was like, well, we didn't play very much,
and she didn't play with my wife because she's not
girls. And I said, yeah, yes, she is. Yeah, right. She played with you. Yep. So that was kind of the
odd story, but... That is kind of crazy. What are the odds? I guess because you say you live from a small
town. Yeah. And so our entire story of getting together with my husband is crazy. We met online
on a vanilla website and on Tinder. And he didn't, he wasn't attracted to me. He didn't swipe on me.
and I had sent him a message and was kind of talking to him to the app.
I found him on Facebook like a creepy stalker woman.
Why, because you were very into him.
He was talking to him through.
Is it because you were into him when you saw him on Tinder and pissed that he hadn't
like swiped?
I think I was like maybe it was my ego and I was pissed that he didn't swipe.
Okay.
And so I just talked to him on Facebook and we were chit-chatty and they said,
oh my gosh, I looked at your profile picture of your daughter, crazy story.
your daughter and my daughter go to school together, and they were roommates in Costa Rica for their Spanish trip.
No way.
Yeah.
And so after talking, we found out we lived two blocks away from each other.
We've been going to the same gym for years, going to the same church, and all these events that our kids have been in, our daughters have been in these events together.
And so we chatted on the phone for maybe six months.
and during that conversation, you know, he told me that he initially wasn't attracted to me because I looked really conservative.
And we were talking and I told him that my experience in the lifestyle.
And so we just started sharing stories.
Kind of a he told me a story.
I would want up him with one story.
Then he'd want up me with one story.
And then finally he got to the point of, well, I'm bisexual.
How do you feel about that?
and my answer by text back was,
are you a pitcher or a catcher?
Can I call you?
And so he called me.
And so I learned that he was in the lifestyle
and I learned that he was bisexual
before he even met in face-to-face.
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He initially wasn't attracted to me because I looked really conservative.
And we were talking and I told him that my experience in the lifestyle and so we just started sharing stories.
He told me a story.
I would one up him with one story.
Then he'd want up me with one story.
and then finally he got to the point of, well, I'm bisexual.
How do you feel about that?
And my answer by text back was, are you a pitcher or a catcher?
Can I call you?
And so he called me.
And so I learned that he was in the lifestyle and I learned that he was bisexual
before he even met in face to face.
Wow, that's crazy.
But it's so interesting how you guys were always right there
kind of in front of each other, but not until the timing was right, right? Isn't that kind of interesting?
Let me ask you a quick question because you're like, oh, we said one story, you know, like he kept
upping my story. I only heard one story from you in the lifestyle before him, which was with that
couple. What did you do after that couple real quick? So after I've dated a little bit, I had met
another gentleman and dated him for seven years and we were active in the lifestyle as a full swap
couple. Oh, right. That's important to the story. So you did have a partner before him where you
were totally full swap. Oh yeah. We did a lot of crazy things with full swap. Same room,
separate room. We went to lifestyle resorts, went to a couple places, went to a place in Nashville.
It's closed now, but we went to this VIP room on New Year's and met up with some ladies and had an
experience where it was six deep girl on girl train. And that was a pretty wild experience. And so
those are the stories I was sharing with my husband.
Oh my God.
Thank God I asked.
I'm sorry, but thank God I'm here to ask fucking questions because you weren't even
going to tell us about the six girl train.
Okay.
You were jumping to your guy and you had done so much stuff before him.
Did you want to up him like way more than him or was he heavily involved?
I think that, you know, he was doing that we call traditional because we've done so many
different things that full swap with a couple is like everyday thing.
Oh my God, it sounds like especially that's why you had to have a glow, you went to a glory hole on your wedding night.
Oh my God.
That sentence says it all.
Quick question before we get to your husband.
Was that first, the guy that you dated for seven years, was he into guys?
No.
Okay.
Not at all.
But did you know that you were into that?
No, I didn't.
Okay.
Interesting.
I was just intrigued when he told me that and I was like, that's something I'd like to watch.
Love it.
And so then when did you decide to meet up?
We actually didn't decide.
I was still dating that guy that was in a relationship for seven years,
and he was dating someone at the same time.
I actually saw him at the gym for the first time from afar,
and I sent him a message with just googly eyes emoji,
and I was right behind him on the treadmill,
and he came over to talk to me.
And so then we met face-to-face,
and then a couple days later he made an excuse to come see me,
and we hooked up and decided to dump our significant others and start seeing each other.
And then we started our own journey into.
We're going to get into that.
A quick question, how dumb was Justin to not hit on you before this and all this talk back
and forth and stuff?
Was it because you had the boyfriend?
Like, did he not know that you were like interested?
Like, I don't fucking get it.
Well, he said I looked really conservative.
Yeah, but you obviously were.
And you're telling you about 16 gangbangs with girls and stuff.
I mean, like, who cares what you look conservative?
That's actually the hottest girl, right?
The girl that looks like very buttoned up
and is the biggest horror in the bedroom.
You know what I mean?
Isn't that what guy's love?
Yeah.
And I think that he was just worried about me being in that relationship.
That's right.
Okay.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, waiting for me to dump him.
Okay, so he didn't want to like, so because you were with that guy,
but you played, but it wasn't like you were in an open relationship with him.
No.
It was my dynamics with that previous person was, um, he was a jerk, a narcissist,
and it was up all about him.
and I was his chestpiece.
I was his bargaining tool to be with other women.
Oh, you're kidding.
Why?
So that he could then bang them?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah.
Yep.
Oh, and you have a totally different guy and Justin
because Justin's not even interested in banging other girls, right?
No, he's not at all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God, that's interesting.
So you are happy to like be done with that guy
and get right on it with Justin.
And who was Justin with when he met you?
He was just kind of dating someone normal.
Okay.
He'd had his experience and thought he would try dating somebody who was not wild and crazy and just wanted to have an easy relationship to do things with someone.
He wasn't even intimate with her.
Oh, okay.
So he dumps her, he sees you at the gym.
Finally he gets the hint that you're like available and into him.
Yeah.
Okay.
And so.
And so he asked me, he asked me for a ride home.
He had something to do with this car tire and I work in the same area.
We all live in the same area, and he called me for a ride.
And I tried to be a boss lady, and they show up on my Corvette to give him a ride home.
Trying to be all cool and sexy.
Yeah, not conservative.
That's not a conservative car.
No.
And I'm driving down the road, and he sticks his finger in my mouth.
While you're driving?
Yeah.
And I'm in a health care field, so I'm like, back of my mind, I'm like, that's gross.
Infection control.
but we had already flirted about, you know, he was taking testosterone and shots and, you know,
I'd flirt with.
I used to teach you how to do it correctly.
We got to his house and he said, wouldn't you come up and show me how to do this shot?
And so I'm getting the shot ready, he pulls his pants down and I'm giving the shot.
They said, you know, what happens if I give you too much?
I'm going to have to suck it out of you.
And so this is the first time?
Wait, is this that first day?
First time, I've been alone.
Oh, okay.
First time I've been alone with him.
And we hadn't been on a date yet.
First time I was alone and he dropped his drawers, gave him the shot and he turned around.
And he just said, I think you gave me too much.
You need to suck it.
And so I blew him and then I had to go back to work.
So he was still dating his person.
I was dating my person.
And then he called me back over the next night and said, you know, why don't you come on over?
And I said, sure.
Came over before he got started.
He goes, I need to call my girlfriend and tell her.
night. It's okay. And then that's how it started. We got into that and then we started acting on
our lifestyle fantasies. But as a couple, we've never played with another couple. Okay, how come?
Just our lifestyle dynamics is different. Okay, well, let's get into that. But let me just
start right there, like where you're at, where it changes. Now, at that time, were you like talking to him
long enough to know that you also like, besides being into him sexually, that you also liked him, like,
romantically like you wanted to date this person? Yeah. Okay. Because you had a long time of talking,
right? Like over the phone and whatever or texting. Yeah. I instantly fell in love with him.
So he knows you're into the lifestyle. You know he is because you've divulged everything. So when do you guys
start talking about how you guys are going to roll together? Well, we first started dating. We just
hung out at his house every night because I was a competitive bodybuilder so I couldn't go out to eat.
So we spent our nights every Friday night just in his bedroom talking and sharing stories.
And we had just talked about what it is we like, what we've done, what we'd want to do.
And so then he put a profile out there.
And our first experience that we had, we did try a full swap couple.
And he was so interested in what I was doing that she got upset and wanted to leave.
So he was too busy watching her and didn't want to interact with her.
It didn't go well.
And so then we started to try with men.
And we would do just a single male that would come over and play with both of us.
And then I got the opportunity to see him play with just a male person.
And our favorite thing that we like to do is to entertain someone who's brand new,
who's never had the experience before.
A by guy, you mean a guy.
Yeah, a guy who maybe isn't sure if he's bi.
He just is curious about getting his dick sucked.
that's our thing is we like to kind of introduce people to that world. And it's exciting to have
like a virgin by a person. Well, you were like kind of a virgin at that point. What was that first
experience like when you actually saw him hook up with a guy? We went to a guy's house and he had
like a dungeon in the basement and he had the cross and he had the table on a bench. And so we,
I just started it sucking the guy off at first. And then he's,
started sucking him and um that guy has already he was already a by mail we found him on a website so
we already knew that he was interested in that kind of play and so i watched the whole thing i
we shared the cock i sucked he sucked and then i watched him fuck my guy and and why we were doing that
i was in the corner and i had my vibrator and i had the biggest orgasm ever watching
my guy get fucked by somebody by another guy and that's when I knew into and so we'd went back
and seen that gentleman twice and and then we just continued on to other experiences but that was
our first by experience and we've had a couple sense and you know you had mentioned about the
glory whole experience our wedding night we because it was our second marriage we had just had
family during the day and we got a hotel room downtown and we took an uber to a local club that's a
lifestyle club i was in my wedding dress the whole nine yards and we had been to the club a couple
times so some people knew of us and he put me in the glory hole and i was based down you go to the
club with your wedding dress on yep was it like i'm i'm assuming it's not some white big puffy
thing it's your second marriage it's a big white puffy thing oh it is
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
We made that our experience.
Oh, my God.
So you walk in there like you're going to the fucking prom and your big white wedding dress.
Like, you really are the bride.
Were people like, oh, my God, that's hilarious?
Were people like high-fiving you?
They've already met us before.
We'd already been at the club a couple times.
Oh, I know, but it is your wedding.
They've got to congratulate you.
Like, you're there to celebrate.
And you got your dress on.
That's kind of hilarious.
Sorry.
What was really surprising is that night when I shut up on my wedding dress, I look across the dance room and there's a person who works with me.
You're kidding. A man or a woman?
No. A man.
Oh my God. And is he like above you at your level or beneath you? Like in the work, of course.
Beneath me.
Okay. Oh my God. That's embarrassing for you.
Yeah. And I just called and I walked up and said, hey, this is a situation. What happens here, stays here.
or you're fired.
I'm just joking.
Well, yeah, because I own the company he works for.
Exactly. That's what I mean.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we did that.
I didn't wear the wedding dress in the glory hole.
I took it off, obviously, because it was so big.
Oh, my God.
You get jizz all over your wedding dress.
What a way to remember your wedding night.
That's fucking funny.
It makes it difficult to sell and refurbish that dress.
Do you like a glory hole?
I do.
I've done it one other time.
And what do you do?
Do you just like suck the digs that come through or do you fuck them too?
Like is that hard to do?
I don't know.
You tell me.
I've never been in a Gloria hole.
In this room, they got one side and you flip a light on if you're someone back there
willing to do something.
Okay.
And you flip a red light on and then they have an opportunity.
They can come up and they can stick their dip in a hole and get sucked.
Or there's one area where you lay down, a female can lay down.
And you can either be face down or you can be, you know, face up.
and you can put your feet in straps or whatever.
And there's signs that you can put out there that says,
these are the rules, condoms, no anal, whatever.
And they recommend you have someone on the outside
kind of be the bouncer to make sure they follow the rules.
Yeah.
Well, we had planned this ahead of time.
We knew what we were going to do that night.
And so we got permission from the club owner videotape,
which there's no videotaping and no pictures allowed in this club.
but they said because I was behind an area,
they would let us do that for a wedding night.
So we had a guy friend of ours on the side where you can see my face
that was videotaping me.
And then my guy was on the other side being the bouncer.
And, you know, helping people.
And the funny part of us, you know, he's so used to seeing cock and handling cock.
When they came up and they needed a lube, he was just going to squirt a loop on their cock.
And that was a little surprising.
Oh, my God.
He was like your fluffer.
He was your fluffer.
Yes.
He was.
Wait a second.
How many guys did you take that night?
Do you even know?
I had seven.
Seven.
And did you blow them all?
Did you fuck any of them?
Like, what were you doing in that glory hole?
So I just got fucked by all of them.
What?
On the inside.
That's even, that's the more hardcore answer, by the way, just so you know.
We've done so many experiences.
It just seems like an everyday thing.
That's a glory hall gang bang as far as I'm concerned.
Yeah.
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Wait a second.
How many guys did you take that night?
Do you even know?
I had seven.
Seven.
And did you blow them all?
Did you fuck any of them?
Like, what were you doing in that glory hole?
So I just got fucked by all of them.
On the inside.
That's even, that's the more hardcore answer, by the way, just so you know.
We've done so many experiences.
It just seems like an everyday thing.
That's a glory hall gang bang.
as far as I'm concerned.
Yeah.
And on the inside, the guy that was filming me, I ended up blowing him at the same time.
So there's on that video, I'm blowing and I'm getting gang banged in a glory hole at the same time.
Oh, my God.
And you have the whole thing on tape.
Yeah.
And so we do that and we have that experience.
It's great.
And then my guy comes around to the other side into that room.
And, you know, we have the party started.
Then I got other people sticking.
your dicks in the holes that want to be sucked.
And so my guy and I were,
like, sucked a couple of dicks that were in the glory hole area.
And then a trans person came in and was dressed and started sucking my guy.
And so I was interested.
So I started sucking that person.
And then pretty soon, by this time, we've had quite a few to drink.
And we've already, you know, let down all of our barriers because I went through
a gloria whole experience. My guy puts a condom on this person and I end up getting fucked.
How was that for you? It was exciting. Right. Like you're down and open for all kinds of experience.
Oh yeah. Yeah. Of course the healthcare person in me was like, okay, let's make sure that we have infection
control and all this other issues. But yeah, that was both of our experience.
First time.
The trans person. Yeah. Both of us.
Okay, and so like when you, like when does it come up that he's not interested in guys?
Because you do have an experience with a woman, correct?
Yes.
We tried a couple of times and it just wasn't exciting for him.
It was hard for him to stay erect and they would get upset because he was too busy watching me.
Yeah, that's not good for the girl.
You know what I mean?
That's with him.
And the two women that we have experience with were pissed and they were upset and, you know, kind of threw a temper tantrum about it and left.
So it was a really bad experience.
We found out that, hey, this is what we like.
And now the last couple times, it's been just a hot wife experience where he watches me get fucked by someone else.
And that's something that he enjoys and I enjoy it.
Of course, I would love to see him with another woman, but he's different.
than I am. I can just, I can have sex with someone and I don't need to have an emotional
connection. They have to be decent looking, but with him, it's, it's more than that to him.
Is that way for him with guys too or just with women? No. And he's that way with guys too.
Okay, that's interesting. And listen, it's not the first time I've heard of guys like that.
You know what I mean? A lot of guys roll that way. Not most guys, but some guys. And a lot of girls
don't roll like you do, but some do. You know, it's like it's not to say that that's odd for a guy. I've
heard it before? What we found is we're intrigued and excited about the kink, the taboo part of it.
We're not into the person at all. Yeah, but he is, you said. He needs to be. Yeah, and he just
hasn't felt that for somebody. So why do you say we? When we are with someone, it's not about
really appearance. It's funny because the type of a person or a talk that I'm interested in
is not the same for him. So that's been a little bit of a challenge. Oh, what is he like and what do you like?
difference? He calls him a twink. Yeah, people know what that is. Okay, he calls him a twink or he likes
older gentleman, older distinguished men. Yeah. And that's his thing. And he watched me be with an
older gentleman and he really enjoyed that. Okay. So that's, that's his kink. And, you know,
I like guys that have a little bit of a dad bond. Interesting. And you're the big workout girl, right?
Yeah. Isn't that funny? A lot of people think people that work out hardcore at the gym like we only want people that are like so in shape. But that's not necessarily the case. Yeah. Yeah. His kink is just kinky stuff and he loves to share my pictures. He's sharing pictures all over the place and sharing videos. That's his thing. Is that a turn on for you?
It doesn't do anything for me either way. I appreciate it because I would do work so hard on my physique that I appreciate the compliments. But, but, but.
the kink is really about us doing crazy kinky things.
Yeah.
How old are you guys, by the way?
I forget.
I'm 50 and he's 54.
Okay, cool.
So now he likes twinks and older guys and you like just out of shape, man, bod, guys of any age?
Like, what is that?
Yeah.
I think the more interested in hot they are for me, the more exciting is for me.
If it's a gentleman that comes with me with a cocky attitude and he's God's gift to women,
I'm not interested at all.
What you like when they're interested in you?
Is that what you said?
Yeah, we call it the Santa Claus effect.
And I had to talk to my guy and say,
well, you stop being Santa Claus and just feeling bad for someone's situation
and offering me up as a feel good opportunity.
Yeah, because I'm like, you're really setting out that bar a little on the low side
because you want to be Santa Claus.
You feel bad this person's been divorced and hasn't had sex in a year.
So he gets real personal with them and then he feels bad for them.
Oh my God.
That's how funny.
My girl will make you feel better.
Oh, my God.
So you've taken some for the team.
I have.
Right.
Okay, but that's not your choice.
But is he the one that's always vetting the guys?
Yeah, I let him do that.
And it's just because I don't really have a preference for, it's the kink.
And when I play, it isn't about my pleasure in how I feel or me getting off.
It's about my connection with my guy.
and after it's over and, you know, the rest of the week goes on and he's replaying videos and talking about it,
that is where, I mean, we really get ramped up for each other and we have a lot of sex after a play because of what we did together.
It's never about, you know, oh, that was a big cock. I really enjoyed that.
It was, oh, this is what I really enjoyed.
And, you know, I tease him because we have all these videos and he's talking the entire.
time in the video. And he's getting really up close and personal and he gets really excited about
videotaping and watching it afterwards. But it's really not about me and experience with the other
person. And I don't know if that's normal for other people or I'm not in it because I am
lacking something in my marriage. I admit it because this is something we enjoy together.
Yeah, no. Typically, I'm talking to people that it's, and that's where you, it's, unfortunately,
the stories that I have on that don't end well, that's what they're lacking. It becomes a solo
experience, right? And it becomes about the experience with the other person outside of the
relationship. And that's where you have fucking problems. It has to always be about your relationship
together, that primary relationship, you know? And so, no, I'm always talking to couples that have
this same thing that they're doing it in the same way that you are. It's the couples that have gone
wrong or aren't doing it or had a bad experience that, you know, that's what. I'm always talking to
started to happen where it became something where the person was experiencing more pleasure
with the other person than their partner. They were bringing it back to the partner and sharing it
with them. That's where you have problems. So, you know, you guys are more of the typical ones. And I
got to tell you, most guys that are into hotwifing don't really care about fucking other women. So he's
very common in that way too. That's a bit, that's like typically the way guys that really like
that role, you know, for sure. Let me ask you this. When you are vetting guys, since, you know,
you both like different kind of guys and not every guy is by and you know uh do you have your fair share
of guys that like are by and will fuck him and you too or does he ever just play solo with a bye guy and
you just sit there because he or a gay guy and he because he's not into you or vice versa we've tried
to set that up where it's a gay guy or a bi guy just plays with him and I just watch but always always
ends up where I'm included yeah well isn't that better anyway yeah there's sometimes I just like to
set back and watch.
Oh, okay.
But you haven't found a guy that doesn't want to just be with him.
No, huh?
I have a lot of guys that all of a sudden want to try to be by because they want to be
with me.
And you like that.
You like divergenizing these twinks.
I do.
It's kind of funny.
Yeah.
But I've tried where I go and play by myself.
I don't want to play by myself because again, that takes away that thrill of my
husband watching me.
but we've done, I had this kink where I wanted to be a naked housekeeper.
And so I had that gig one time and I played with a guy.
And I didn't, we didn't fuck.
I just blew him and we played around and I rubbed all over him.
That's as far as it went.
But that wasn't, and it was videotape the entire time.
It wasn't as much fun because my guy wasn't there.
And he adds so much to it.
Right.
So there's never any solo play except for that one time.
And how did we set that up?
You went online just like with the specific fantasy and somebody said, I'm down for that?
Well, we tried to put that online.
We were on AFF and my guy got me banned for life from it.
Why?
Because it was like working for money or something like?
Yeah.
Because it came across the solicitation.
So I'm banned for life from AFF.
Oh my God.
That's so funny.
Because you weren't taking money.
I mean, this was just a role play scenario.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
And so he ended up having a friend.
from that he knew from way back that I did this for.
Quick question.
Did you actually clean his house?
Heck, no.
I have my own housekeeper.
I'm not cleaning someone else.
I was going to say like you weren't actually clean.
So what do you do?
Just like walk me through the role play scenario.
It's kind of interesting.
So I,
he bought me a maid outfit.
My husband did.
And so I went to this gentleman's house.
I put this made outfit on.
He had,
yeah,
I think he thought I was actually going to clean.
He had all these cleaning tools for a little bit.
It's kind of like a happy ending situation where, you know, they're also getting a real massage,
and I think that they like that apartment.
So this guy really wanted his fucking house clean, too.
Evidently.
And it's funny because my husband, he has a massage therapist that he goes to routinely that's a female.
Yeah.
But that's all he's interested in.
Oh, he doesn't care about that massage?
No.
Oh, okay.
He'll come back and tell me every little detail and, you know, he'll jerk off voice telling me the details.
But, yeah, he just is interested in.
fucking women. And he had mentioned in his in his episode with you that I had planned a trip to
Vegas. We had to cancel it because of work issues, but I had scheduled him an appointment at
Sherry's ranch and I was going to buy him his choice of a woman because I really wanted to hear. Oh,
I had a whole big, there was a big thing about that that, that I didn't understand where he was
coming from because I was like, why is she buying that for you if you're not into women at all, right? Like,
Wasn't that a whole thing on that episode?
And you were just reminding me.
Yeah.
And so I love watching him make out with women.
I totally get off on that.
I would really love to watch a woman enjoy him or vice versa.
And I've never had the opportunity because we get down to it.
And it's just something, he can't just bang and just anybody.
Okay.
But wait.
So did you buy, does he still have that offer on the table?
Yeah.
So as soon as I get things free to,
at work. I want to try to do that again, but he's like, that's not really that big of a deal than me.
Did you do it?
For him to do it?
No, I want to try it.
Oh, you said again.
Well, you should go to Luna Robbie. She was just on my show.
I'll make sure she knows exactly what you guys are looking for and make him feel comfortable and make
it as spirits he would like. You just got to be real specific, but it is a kind of place where
you can get very specific, you know, where maybe you have a while for him to really talk to
that person and get to know that person or some way to make him feel like he could do it. But did I tell him like he should just take it for the team and like enjoy it for you because that's what you want? Like I don't remember my argument. Yeah. Yep, you did. Okay. But his mind and his dick have a different or not on the same page. No, it sounds like they're two on the same page. That's the problem. Like he's not interested in it and his dick won't get hard. Typically it's the opposite. The guy might not be interested, but his dick is like ready and available because there's a naked woman. You know what I mean? Like that's the typical.
guy. It sounds like it's too connected and that's the problem because he's not interested so he
cannot get that part of his body to just like go for it. Yeah. Yeah. It's unfortunate. But you really want it.
I do. I do. Yeah, Justin, you got to, you got to fucking do it for her. I mean, you just told me
before you've taken it for the team. I know. Santa Claus. Give me a Santa Claus gift. Oh my God.
It's so funny. But wait, you didn't finish the your maid story. So you go.
Go there in your maid outfit.
And then what happened?
And I started by giving him a hand job.
And he's like, hey, let's go into the bedroom.
And so I just blew him and I rubbed all over him.
And I rubbed just a collar on.
You wanted to be a nude mate.
So did you get in and take your clothes off and pretend to start cleaning?
Yeah.
I nope.
I never claimed.
I just taken.
The only thing I cleaned is that kind of a stick.
Oh, okay.
So immediately you're bad at role play.
You should have pretended to clean a little bit and then go over and blow him.
just took your clothes off and then just started blowing him. Yeah, I'm on a strict time constraint,
so I'm like, just get down to business. I only plan to be here 45 minutes. So yeah, I went in
and I just rubbed myself all over him and got him really hard. And then he ended up coming all over
in my cunt. And that was, that was it. Is your guy a clean-up guy? Like, do you go home and your guy
cleans you up? You know, we've talked about that. We'd like to.
that's something and I've always said oh my gosh I wouldn't because I love to have sex
and have someone come in me and then use toys and the feeling of being full of come and then
being fucked is just an amazing feeling I would love that and we just haven't had that opportunity
yet and is it because you need to be tested and you're very concerned with all that stuff and
that hasn't aligned itself or why haven't you had that opportunity yeah I think it's the fear of
STVs and yeah and I we haven't found
anybody that says, hey, let's get tested together and lumps on this. I'm not a planner,
and that's what's kind of interfered with our play. I'm probably a typical woman who works full
time that you can't say next Tuesday at 7 o'clock, let's do this, because next Tuesday at 7 o'clock,
I might be exhausted and don't want to shave my legs. So I can't plan it. It's got to be
just in the moment. And that's why when we go to the club or we've gone to lifestyle resorts,
that's when it works best for us, because I don't have, I don't have. I don't have.
have to worry about planning. I don't need
R SVP to weddings. Why would I
want to plan for a play date next
Tuesday? Oh my God, that's so funny. But wait,
so when you go to these lifestyle of resorts
and events, do you get to play with
women there? I've only
played with a woman a couple times in
front of my guy, and
he's not really, it doesn't
affect him. But you
like it, though, no? Oh,
yeah. So you do it for yourself.
Yeah. I mean, isn't that okay?
Yeah.
You don't, you're not that convincing or with that, okay.
Well, I, I love it when the girl is truly bisexual.
Yeah.
I don't like being a girl's first time and she's curious, you know, because a girl who's
by has been with women, they know when you're buying, when you're not.
If you're just putting on a show for her husband.
Yeah, they call it buy for your guy.
Yeah.
That's not cool.
And yeah, there's nothing more of a turn off.
That's no different than being with a guy that's not into going down on you, but he's
going down on you because you want him to.
Like, it's no fun to be with someone that's not really,
into what you're fucking into.
Yeah, and I've had two experiences where I've been with women who were in Timmy,
into me, and bye.
And it was amazing.
And I love that.
And he watched me,
have that experience.
And he just says,
that wasn't anything special for me.
I'm like,
that's okay.
It was special for me.
Yeah,
exactly.
I mean,
that's okay for you to have those experience, right?
As long as he's there with you, right?
He might not be able to it,
but you can when you go to these clubs.
And when you go to these clubs,
what do you guys get down and do?
We usually find a,
a gentleman, there's been a couple times where we've left the door open and we've invited,
we just let the door open and I'd be sucking him and people come up behind me and fuck me.
And then we did that in the basement of this lifestyle club as a dungeon.
And one night I was sucking him and someone was fucking me.
And I don't know how many men came in and fucked me.
Wow.
You don't know how many.
That was that.
It was too many to count.
Well, and I had a lot to drink that night.
Oh.
Let me ask you this.
So this whole hot wiping thing and what you have down your favorite thing as well?
Yeah, I like this.
And I like that hot wiping.
I did have a one-on-one female experience by myself since I'd been married, which was just a couple weeks ago.
And that was fun, but she was brand new.
Right.
So she was right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She didn't know what she was doing.
But I enjoyed teaching her and answering all her questions.
What about Buy Fuck Fest?
Didn't you go to that event?
Yeah.
Yes.
Oh my God.
What was that about?
So it was like a takeover, a hotel takeover of all these people that are interested.
And you could, you know, play in the pool in the hot tub area.
And then in the evenings, they'd have like a dance area.
And you could split off into people's rooms.
And we were watching this group through a window in their hotel room and we were invited in.
And I think there's maybe 10 people in that bed just doing different things.
And so, I mean, he's sucking, I'm sucking.
He's fucking, I'm fucking.
And then, you know, one of my favorite things is for me to be on top of him
while someone's fucking me.
And so we've never, we've never done D.P.
Yet, but that was one of that experiences.
But it was a lot.
And at Bifuck Fest, I mean, we're from Midwestern Iowa.
And we go to California, and it's a whole different.
front scene for us. We're out of our element. People are injecting their penises to get hard and
you know, they're doing all this. Yeah. And like like bi-mex and trimax and injecting your penis
just to take hard. But it was it was fun. It was an experience. But the bifuck fest was mainly
men, playing with men, very few women that were playing. I was I going to say like what was the vibe
there. There just so many. Well, because listen, you guys must know this considering your guys.
is buy that a lot of times in the lifestyle most clubs don't allow that kind of interaction to happen
inside the club right or or the clubs that you go to buy guy stuff is allowed well we've done some
buy stuff at the club just behind closed doors it's not something that we go around and do in public
because that could be offensive to somebody who's sitting there not everybody likes to watch that
I know but that's ridiculous you don't think how does that make sense I know I don't know
Everything else can happen.
You could be sucking eight dicks in a glory hole, but God forbid your guy sucks a dick, one dick.
I mean, I don't understand.
Doesn't make sense.
But that's very honest of you.
That's the reason.
And it's crazy to me.
Yeah.
Because we've had on a profile that we're a buy couple and then we've kind of taken it down where people just get a little bit like, oh, I'd really like to play with them.
But I'm not into a buy.
You know, we're just like to have sex and we like to have other experiences.
We found that the full swap with a couple doesn't work for us, but everything else will give it a try.
Yeah, you sound very open.
I'm obsessed with you, Piper.
You're like a very interesting concoction to me because you just like, even starting out and
beginning, just talking about things like it's every day.
Let me ask you this.
Why did everyone think that your guy, Justin, was like the worst storyteller?
Remind me about how he told your story because you're so fucking good at telling the story, okay?
Because he has ADHD.
So a thing pops in his mind and he just goes there with it.
I don't remember, but I was like, I think his ADHD was triggering my ADHD and it was like a
fucking mess. And that's why you're called in to like clear this whole thing up. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh my God. And you are like the best at telling this story. I mean, like, you know, there was
like there was a couple things that you said that reminded me of his story. But I went back to my
Patreon while you were talking just to see. And people were like, oh, worst storyteller ever. Like comments,
you know. I was like, poor Justin. But listen, you, you are really.
redeeming him and your guy's story.
Were you like, when you listen to it,
were you like what the fucking bad job you did?
Well, I'm used to it.
So I was clicking and run along.
You could follow.
You were following.
Yeah.
And the thing that is, is we see our previous lifestyle
and as a pretty vanilla.
And we see what we're doing is pretty out of the ordinary.
It is.
You know, we've done a lot of things that's different.
And we forget how different it is until we,
share it. No, I know. That's what I said about you that I noticed. I'm like, how are you not
like noticing that this stuff that you're talking about is so crazy? He's just like sort of
lobbing it out there like it's every day. And tell me some other crazy experiences you've had.
Well, the, he set me up with an older gentleman that was in his mid-80s. That was
interesting. Wait, wait, this is one of the ones where you're taking it for the team, right? Because
does he have a man, wait, does he have a dad bot or is he an older distinguished guy? Like, what kind of
80-old is he?
He was an older distinguished guy.
Okay.
And my guy found him on a bi website.
Okay.
And so my guy had already went and had been with them.
Oh, does he play solo with guys sometimes?
Yeah.
Okay.
And so he did that and that guy sucked him off and he really enjoyed it because
it was an older distinguished gentleman.
And then it was, you know, he's been a widow for a long time.
Oh, Santa.
Here comes Santa.
Yeah.
So he took me over there
And I left my underwear there for him to have
So he can remember me by
And we went over there and
He picked my pussy and I sucked him off
And but he couldn't fuck me
Because he had a penis pump that was broken
Oh poor guy
I know
But he wanted to be friends with us
And he wanted us to take him to the club
And you know he kind of had to set a boundary with
No
This is kind of a one-time deal
How did your husband get off with him?
Because didn't your husband hook up with him first?
Yeah, he has this thing about older gentleman.
I mean, his first kink started with him.
So he, like, topped him or something?
I'm just saying because he said that the pump's not working.
No.
So, like, what's going on with your husband and him?
They just sucked each other.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's what happened.
It's really hard.
Maybe it's where we live at, but my guy is a bottom.
And it seems like a lot of people are bottoms, not very many times.
Yeah, I think that that's a real thing.
Is he verse at all that he could do, like, you know, switch it up or no, he's just about him?
Do you peg him?
Yeah.
I haven't.
No?
Has he ever asked you to?
No, but I've tongue fucked his ass before.
He liked that.
You're so funny fiber.
You should try it.
Listen, I've taken, deltos up my ass and the real thing, I'm an anal.
You know, I'm into anal.
And there's nothing like the real thing, because he has the real thing, maybe he won't enjoy it.
But maybe he'd enjoy you pegging him.
Yeah.
You know.
Because my favorite thing was after he had experienced a by guy experience and the guy fucked him that I tongueed his ass afterwards because it was so sensitive because it already, you know, been penetrated.
And I mean, he took a big puck that day.
And so I took him home and like, you know, make it feel better.
And we had a great time.
But when I met him, I wasn't into anal play at all.
Right.
Like none.
And so slowly.
he has gotten me into that and I can see why he enjoys it.
Yeah, it takes the right person and the reason why your guy was able to get you into it
is because he like knows how to get himself into it, right?
That's what I always say like for guys out there.
Like if you want to get your girl into anal, like try anal yourself first.
So you know how to do it to your girl, right?
Like every girl has been ruined and sort of traumatized by anal because some guy didn't even
give her any kind of foreplay and just stuck his dick inside of her. Now that same guy, if he went home
and had zero foreplay and just shoved a dildo in his ass, he'd scream, ow, and be horrified too. You know,
that's just a guy that has no clue. So it's the guys that are into anal that actually know how to
get a girl into anal because they know how to do it. It's a very sensitive thing. You have to be
very turned on. You can't just ram it in there. You know what I mean? Like there's a lot of things
that have to be in place. He understands that because he's into anal. Yeah.
And it has to be, for me, it had to be trust because being in health care.
Of course.
Well, that's a part of it.
That you're trusting that he's not just going to ram it in and make you and kill you.
Oh, you mean you're because of the, oh.
Oh, could that happen?
Yeah, you can perforate a bowel and end up with a colostomy the rest of your life.
No way.
How many times?
Yeah.
That's a thing?
Yeah, you can.
If the guy has a too long of a dick?
Evidently, or rammajama.
I don't know.
But that's my biggest fear.
that or he comes out dirty is my other fair.
Yeah, that's a big one.
I get that one.
I never heard the other one, but I'm glad I didn't because it would have scared me too, probably.
But so tell me, like, do you have like a favorite story that you want to end with that was like the hottest experience for you or favorite or funny or something interesting to end this call with?
You're just full of great stories.
I can't think of anything off the top of my head.
Everything that we've done since we've been married has just been crazy out of there.
And just when I think there isn't something different we can do, something else comes up, I do want to try DP.
I would love to have an official gang bang.
I mean, one of my fantasies is hosting his friends over for a football game.
Then I would play a host and they'd suck these people off and they all take turns fucking me.
I would love that.
But it's hard.
Yeah.
It's hard for everybody to get hard, especially at our age.
We were in the 50s.
Yeah, totally, yeah.
It is a thing.
And, like, you know, if you're out of gangbang, you got to get fucking hard.
You know, I've talked to gangbang girls, hardcore girls into gangbanks.
There's nothing worse for them than a guy can't get it up at a hang bang.
I mean, she's not going to be as nice to you as your girlfriend is when you can't get it up, you know.
She's there to get fucked, okay?
You got to get it out.
And people can't.
And sometimes, you know, that stage fright or in that kind of experience, guys do have performance issues.
It's not uncommon.
Yeah, and I've never been rude about it ever, and I never would.
But it happens.
And, you know, I think I've learned if I wanted to have multiple guys, you get a plan, you know, multiply that times two.
Right.
Yeah, no, of course.
If you want five guys, have ten.
Yeah, it's like a party.
If you throw a party, if you want 20 people there, you don't invite 20 people.
You invite 40.
Just 20 people will show up.
I mean, it is very true.
That's a thing.
And you're not a planner, so, you know, remember you're the one that doesn't plan?
Yeah.
It is interesting, though.
You also did say, why?
question to you is because I just picked up on something. You said like we only do stuff together.
This is all about us together. But like he does play solo with guys and you're allowed to go play
solo with girls. Is that experience for him? Like does he come home and tell you about it? Like is that
hot for you, him going and playing with a guy? I mean, I know you're letting him do that because you're cool,
right? But like is it hot for you as well? Oh yeah. Absolutely. It's very hot for me. And I have to
draw the, I have to ask a ton of questions. He doesn't really like sharing. Is this going to be kind of
embarrassing. I'm like, no, I want everything. Yeah, that's the whole point, right? You know, I just suck it. Did you take it those
balls? Did you do that one thing I do on you? I ask all those questions. And did you come? Did he come?
Yeah, that's so interesting. So you get off on that. That's kind of like you're like a little
cock too in that or like, you know, the same thing that he gets off when you're with a guy, right? Him hearing the deal.
Though you don't play with guy solo, right? No, no. Okay. I don't have really a desire. Yeah. Yeah, right. And he likes
guy so why would he not be there at the same time. My last question is like what are these guys that
you wind up with? Are they typically like, you know, are they typically married and they have a thing to
like, you know, to play? Are they, you know, gay men that are like hooking up with you two? Are they
single guys, divorce guys, married guys? Like who's, you are the guys that you guys that you guys are
playing with? Okay. All the above. We kind of said we need to, we need to stop playing with people who are
married with her wife not knowing that's that's a bad karma on us so as a married couple we need to
set a boundary with that but we have we've done that with people that are married and and their wife
doesn't know and that just kind of feels icky but there's some married guys though that their wife does
know yeah okay listen piper Justin's got a you know got to get you a dad with a man bod for you
uh as a pay it forward for you cleaning up his fucking massive
episode, Justin, your wife gave me a great episode. I'm so glad you called in. This was like a great
story. If people want to listen to poor Justin's episode, I don't remember, I don't remember if it was
as bad as I'm saying it is, but I just see the comments. It was 1187 Justin. It wasn't like I didn't
believe him or anything, right? Like, it wasn't like I was, right? I believed him, right? It was just that it
was like he was all over the place. So if people are curious, because I sometimes like a episode that
goes like kind of wrong, like a fact or fiction episode or episode where so and so bad,
because I think I make it funny.
I don't know.
And it's kind of interesting.
So if people are interested in hearing Justin's story, go listen to it.
It's 18, 11, 87.
But you told the story fucking great.
Okay.
So listen, Piper, you know, maybe we'll have you back on in six months when you have even
more stories because who knows what you're going to be doing next.
You're so open.
And, uh, but thanks so much for calling in.
And then listen, I, you know, I know that I see on his thing that your picks are over on
the private discord.
but if you want to send like R-rated picks for Patreon, that would be great.
And then, you know, I'm assuming your guy is already on Discord.
You could post anything over there.
That's very X-rated.
But if you want to send in like hot, taxi picks, but nothing X-rated, just R-rated,
anonymous picks for my Patreon.
That'd be great.
And send it to me sooner or later because I might post it this Monday or, if not,
definitely the next Monday, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Sounds great.
All right.
No, thank you, Piper.
This was great.
Thanks so much for calling it.
And tell Justin, thanks for getting you to call in for,
me. Bye. Bye. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly
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There's a cuck queen story. There's a cuck story. There's a gang being girl story. Like I said,
17 stories. And they're all told in the third person. And they're all true. I took the interview and
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Okay, I give it to people who buy my book. There's tons of people in there. Everybody shares content
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