Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1304 - Ricky and Lucy Started Soft Swapping After They Both Got on to HRT
Episode Date: December 13, 2025Ricky and Lucy both got into hardcore softs waping after they both got onto hrt and they both called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including how his penile implant is 3 year...s later and how and why advocates for implants, how being able to customizing the implant works for Lucy, how they are both on hormones and how it has made them horny, when they decided to start soft swapping, how they wound up at their first sex party, the rule they had going in and exactly what went down, the first time they had sex in front of others and how they both felt about it, the time Ricky got deep thraoted and what went down with her afterwards, how going on hrt got them to open things up, the young guy who was into Lucy and what went down with him, how the lifestyle people are so different then they thought they would be, how and why soft swapping has changed their relationship for the better, how Lucy was slut-shamed at her doctors office and what she’s going to do about it plus a whole lot more. GET A COPY OF MY BOOK! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY HERE: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To see HOT pics of my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show." Want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. All voices are changed. Sponsors: http://loadboost.com — To get 10% off LOAD Boost by VB Health use code: STRICTLY https://pikavibe.com/Strictly - To get $15 OFF your Pika sex toy purchase https://motorbunny.com/strictly — Holiday Sale PLUS $50 off! https://butterwellness.com/ — Use the code STRICTLY at checkout for 20% OFF your entire order https://bluechew.com — Get your first month of Bluechew FREE! Use code: STRICTLYANON https://beducate.me/pd2536-anonymous — Use code ANONYMOUS69 to get 50% off your yearly pass plus a 14-day money-back guarantee https://www.quince.com/strictlyanon — For premium quality Quince clothing plus FREE shipping and 365 day returns! Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ X https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else: https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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on Lucy and Ricky.
Oh my God, Lucy and Ricky have been on before talking about implants and HRT.
They were like, oh, we want to do an update story because we want to talk about implants and
HRT again.
And now we also have been soft swapping.
And in the beginning, I'm like, oh, this is going to be a great sexual health Saturday's
episode talking all about, you know, implants, some more information and HRT.
But like, honestly, there wasn't much of an update.
We talked a little bit about it.
And the truth is that without like the HRT that they're both on, I don't think they
would be doing the soft swapping.
but what we focus on mostly in this episode is the soft swapping that they're doing because it's pretty
hardcore and the fact that you know lucy is 67 and ricky is 71 and they're like going to swinger
parties hotel takeovers because they are on hr t is out of ethin control okay it's such a super
interesting story ricky's hard to keep on track i can't put him back on track lucy's a very
good storyteller to me their story is goals like i want to be 71 and
and going to hotel takeovers and just fucking people and doing whatever the fuck I want.
That's what they're doing.
And it's brand new for them.
And I just think it's so fascinating.
So I'm going to get right to it and be right back on with Lucy and Ricky.
Now, if you want more information about his whole penile implant story as well as her backstory on her HRT,
I have that.
Their episode is 1031, okay?
The first episode is 1031.
The backstory is there.
But anyway, in this episode, we're going to talk about their soft-swapping.
It's out of control.
So I'm going to be right back on with Ricky and Lucy.
Oh, hey, Ricky and Lucy.
Welcome back to the Strictly Anonymous podcast.
Hi.
I'm glad to be that.
Glad you're back.
Listen, Ricky and Lucy, you came on in the past to talk about the same stuff we're going to talk about today.
But we have like updates.
Last time we talked about Ricky's experience with ED.
Ricky got a penile implant.
We talked about that, which I always think is super interesting because I feel like a lot of people out there are afraid of
of like a penile implant and I remember Ricky giving so much like great information on it.
We're going to have a one year update on that. And then Lucy, you have tried HRT. That totally
changed your sex life. You guys are now soft swapping. We're going to talk about that too.
But let's start with your update Ricky first and then we'll get to Lucy and then we'll get to
soft swapping. Let's talk about your implant, your ED issues, all that kind of good stuff.
One year later. What's been going on?
this thing okay in March it'll be three years since it's had it okay I thought it was good the first year I thought oh man this thing feels great now I guess the nerves have kind of grown together oh wow and this thing feels like me it's really feels like part of me and I'm I feel good for I'm great that's great but here's the thing I felt other men that are going to get one wonderful
was considering one and got
an implant. Another friend
of mine that I've never
met got a
implant, but he got a
malleable one.
It doesn't pump up, but I don't know anything
about that, and he just messaged me.
He said, hey, my wife loves this implant.
You know, he likes, he's good, but
any guy would like it, but his wife loves it.
And I'm like, that's what I found out.
He got an implant and you fuck
your wife really good.
And with the hormones I'm taking, God, I feel young and we're just so in love now.
It's just, I can't describe it, you know.
Right.
So what you're saying is that like you're the combination of getting on testosterone, correct?
Do you do injections or pellets?
How do you get your testosterone?
I use a cream, but it's just a jail.
And some people don't like that.
here's the advantage is
I take it on
I take a shower, put it on, it's good for the day
every day and
if I get too
if I take too much so I might get real horny
One time I ran out of my
medicine I had to go without wheat
And I guess I went back to normal
being horny
And then when I got it was like a big shock
I was like God I was so horny
When I got back on it after being off for a week
That was something
I see that story as positive.
Okay, what you're here to say is what that story is here to say is that it really fucking
works, okay?
Yes.
Yes.
Listen to Lucy.
Wait, listen to Little Lucy in the background.
Yes, it does because she's getting fucked by you.
You're a horny.
Yes.
Lucy.
Yes, I am.
And you are just as horny.
Lucy.
You're on hormones too.
So you're just as horny as Ricky, right?
Yes.
I am.
Yes.
I take testosterone cream that I put on five times a week.
And because seven was a little bit too much, and then I started growing hair in places I didn't want it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so we settled on five, and it seems to keep me perking along.
Do you take any astrodial and progesterone or just testosterone?
I take estradiol tablets in my vagina, yes, because I take blood thinners.
And that's the safest way for me to do it.
Okay, so let's get back to your story.
Ricky, so tell me about, like, so you feel like after two years it was like great,
but something happened at the three-year mark in the last year that really changed the game for you?
I think it was getting to use it in front of other people.
I don't know.
When we have sex and stuff, we think about when all this is going on about other people,
and what we like to do is just we're not really being.
We're not big time swoppers
Swingers. We're just
Our favorite thing is just fucking in front of the people
Letting them watch, you know
No, but you said early on
No, but you said in the beginning of this conversation
I think the nerves like
All came together.
Oh, you're talking about the healing
It just it just felt
I don't know, I can't describe it
Lots of feeling
It doesn't hurt one bit
I can twist it and turn it
I like to
One time we had some friends
over and asked about it.
And I showed him how strong it was.
I hung a bath towel on my dick and it spelled it up there.
And they're like, wow.
I get a good picture that sent to you.
We took some Christmas pictures and he hung an ornament on it.
Yeah, I hung a harder on it.
But wait a second, but before that was there pain?
I don't remember.
Like, explain the difference.
Well, it was very, very tender.
You're supposed to wait six weeks.
And I couldn't wait.
about three weeks and three days I remember
but very gently and it
didn't feel great you know
so it takes a while for that pain to go
away once it goes away
it really feels
like yourself and I'm three
years and it's like
I just depend on it
and Terry I mean
Lucy will say
can you pump it up any harder
you don't want to sit in the middle of fucking
sure I could make it harder
she wasn't harder or softer
it doesn't matter you know I never
pretty much attention to it, you know?
Well, I have noticed that when we are
fucking, sometimes different positions
require a different
hardness of his dick. So that's great
because he can customize it right for
me. I think I need it a little harder.
I need a little softer.
Oh, interesting. But wait a second.
Could I ask you a question? Because I feel like I had
a urologist on and they said that like when you do,
I don't know if it's an implant. Like, did you
lose a little bit of length
when you got the implant or do you gain?
Does it change the size?
A little bit.
I think a little bit, but every man, they're not as big as what they were when they were 18.
It's strengths, you know, but if you don't use it, it strengths.
There's a lot of times there that I didn't even jack off for years or something like that.
I just never thought about it.
And then I got on these hormones and it just everything kicked in.
It's like, wow, I feel so much younger.
and then I didn't have a dick that worked,
so I got the implant and that fixed that part.
You know, now, you know, I have, you know,
open up to my wife about my,
I thought about getting into the lifestyle.
It just, I just kind of came up with me,
and my lovely wife has allowed me to do a lot of things
that I didn't think she'd ever do.
We've done a lot of things throughout the year, too.
We went to a news resort for the first time.
And it's just been a really cool year, you know.
But this dick of mine is working.
I can't, it's just like a regular dick, you know.
I don't know what people think about it.
The only, the only thing I would say is that he has become an advocate for penal implants.
So, advocate away, Ricky.
Huh?
So advocate.
Okay.
I just feel good about helping my buddies, you know, with their implant, getting an implant.
He will, he will, uh, demonstrate it for men so that they can, before they get theirs,
because they're kind of afraid, right?
And so we'll, we'll go somewhere with friends and at their house.
And he's like, hey, I can show it to you if you want to see what everything looks like.
I only did that one time.
Oh, well.
But you're, what you're saying is you're very open about it.
You let your guy for, because listen, I think a lot of guys would keep that on the D.L.
right? I don't care. I don't care how they take it. I don't give a shit. It's my body. But like I said, we're still soft swap, you know, we're not. We sleep up with each other and we just do it and crazy. People said they like to watch us. You know, like, really? So listen, I love like your whole peanut implant. I love that there's no more pain. I love that it's like so great. I love that you're advocating for it. But I do know there's so many soft swathes.
stories that you have and you guys have gotten fully into it.
So let's just like go there.
I love that the hormones work for Lucy.
I love that the implant works for you now and you're advocating for it.
But let's talk about your soft swapping.
Let's get to how you guys got to soft swapping.
Was it after the hormones, the penile implant,
all of a sudden you guys were both like hoarding like 20 year olds?
Yes.
We started this before even thinking about the lifestyle,
the implant hormones.
and it just really worked out for me.
And then we got interested in the lifestyle later.
I didn't do this to get into the live stuff
because I didn't know anything about it.
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But I'm just saying after you went on hormones and got fucking horny and your cock
was working better than ever and your wife got horny, is that when you guys started
thinking about the lifestyle or were you always thinking about it before?
Yeah, we always talked about it.
Oh, okay, that's interesting.
Never did anything.
Yeah.
It took us about two years from the time.
I brought it up to the time she said, okay, we can try something.
And it just mainly just started with just meeting friends, being the right friends.
We lucked out.
How did you meet friends in the lifestyle?
Okay.
How we met?
Well, Facebook, you know, I'm not on any apps or anything.
We didn't want to get into it that much.
But I've just kind of talked into Facebook and talking to people.
But we're on Facebook.
I mean, you can't be doing this on your regular.
Facebook. Did you go to like a Swinger
Facebook group? Like what, where on Facebook
did you meet like-minded people?
Well, I just
see people on the Facebook and if they
were local, if they lived around me, I thought
well, let me reach out to, you know,
I had a few people that I just
asked me friends and they accepted
and I met the right
woman. I saw her picture
and I somehow became friends, I was going to ask her
question. And then
she asked me, he says,
would you and your wife ever like to have dinner with us?
So we went to a restaurant and met them
and they invited us to their house to the next house party the next month.
And I'm like, wow, we're going to a house party.
This was a year after we started talking.
We talked last.
This is all happened after we talked.
We went to a house party for the first time in January.
And we were just kind of shocked.
what we saw. Let me ask you this, because I'm a little confused, and I'm going to take it right back
to the house sex party, okay, because I want all the details. It's super interesting. But let me ask you
this, because this is what it sounds like you're saying. It sounds like a fucking porn, okay?
It sounds like you're just like doing this vanilla Facebooking. You're on Facebook, just meeting
regular local people that you would see at the ice cream shop and you met a woman out of nowhere,
just a regular woman. And you said, hi, let's be friends. And then she invites you to her sex party?
or were you like navigating in Facebook within a lifestyle group, correct?
Yes.
Okay, thank you.
Obviously.
That he needed to get another Facebook started.
Of course.
Yeah, of course.
Under his, our fake name.
Of course.
Yeah, Ricky and Lisa.
That's a hard way that, yeah, we got kind of out of a little bit.
Right.
So when you're meeting these people that you're saying,
you are meeting them within a lifestyle Facebook group.
So you know that if you're meeting a woman and she invites you out to dinner, this is like you're on your way to maybe a sex party or a foursome or a threesome or swaps them, you know, something, right?
Okay, thank you.
We're clearing that up.
All right.
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So you were in there.
You met a woman.
You get invited to a sex party, correct?
What do you guys think you're going to do at the sex party going in?
Like, what are your guys discussions about it beforehand?
We didn't know what to do.
We were scared to death, you know.
And we dressed up, kind of dressed up.
Yeah.
Which is okay.
I didn't care.
And it was interesting because I saw people that I never thought I'd never see.
you know, it was just different group, but the people were nice, and I don't know, we met a few,
and this couple that we invited us, and they had this liberator bid, and they,
and then one of their bedrooms after we looked around, and so Lucy and I, she said,
you want to get on that? Because nobody was using it. It was just sitting there,
and then somebody, another couple was fucking on the bed.
Everybody's watching them.
And so she says, take off your clothes.
And so, okay, I took off my clothes.
And she had a negligent already.
She didn't have anything to take off.
And I start eating her out on this thing.
And I guess people started watching or something.
And then we started, you know, I guess we started fucking.
And Lucy likes a toy.
She likes a toy on her clip when she were having sex.
You brought a toy with you?
Yeah, well, I'm fucking her.
That's our thing.
Yes.
It's in my swinger bag.
Okay, but you knew going in that you're going to at least hook up with each other.
So you didn't go there totally nervous, not going to do anything.
You brought your swinger bag with you.
Okay.
Yeah, Lucy, can you jump in?
Wait, wait, Lucy, can you please jump in here and tell the story?
Yes.
Thank you.
Okay.
The first time I asked him not to leave my side.
That was the only rule that I had.
Please don't leave me.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
So we walk in and there's a lot of people in this house.
Okay.
Probably 30 at this time or so.
So there's a big crowd and I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what the rules are in the house.
And what is the first thing the man does?
I turn around and he's across the room like chatting up people.
He left you?
Yes, he left me.
Yeah, he left me.
Oh my God.
Yeah, she's over there talking up a storm with everybody and having a good time.
And I'm standing there, you know, with my drink nervously going, where are you?
Get the fuck back here.
Yeah.
So it's there.
Yeah, yeah.
The whole thing was kind of an exciting, scary experience because we pretty pretty.
much to stay in the living room.
But I've got to know a lot of people.
I, you know, I'm pretty friendly.
So I just went and started sitting down on the couch and started talking to people.
Uh-huh.
And, you know, getting to know them and everything.
And we did not do anything there that first party.
And so when we came home...
Wait, wait.
But he has you guys fucking on a liberator bed, okay, that first party.
That's her second time.
So the first time we came home and were like, did we enjoy that?
That's back me.
And then next day, we decided it was.
Okay.
And then we had a nice little fucking session.
Interesting.
The second time we went, I had a plan.
I told him that we were going to do stuff.
And I got my hostess.
I grabbed her.
We went early.
And I grabbed her.
And I said, would you take you around your home and show me what the rules are,
where we can fuck and all that good stuff?
And so she took us around.
And I told Larry, I said, we're going to do something in every room that's available.
Oh, my God.
You're going for it this time.
I know.
Yeah.
So I was all prepared.
I had my, you know, my lingerie and all that stuff.
And because I wanted to leave it on.
So I wore stockings that had access.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, the cut out.
Yeah.
And so I grabbed his hand and I'm drugging to the first bedroom.
and I kind of sat on the edge of the bed and there was another couple like getting it on on the bed
and all of a sudden I feel somebody touching me like stroking me you know and I kind of turned around
because I thought there was that strict rule that you don't touch people unless they gave you permission
and anyway so he just yeah I turned around and I said oh I'm sorry am I in your way and he goes no
he goes, I just had to touch you.
Your back was so beautiful.
And I'm like, okay, so I moved.
And so I told him, my God, to get his pants down.
So he does.
And I, you know, get him a little blow job.
We do that for a while, watch other people.
And then we wander to another room that had the Liberator.
And we have one at home.
So I love that thing.
Explain what it is for me for people, please, Lucy.
because some people don't know.
I know what it is from my show,
but give them a little shout out
of what the Liberator that is.
Okay. The Liberator is kind of
like a little lounge chair and it's narrow.
So it's easy for me to,
for the God to lay down
and then I can straddle him and rotting.
Okay.
It's just a fun little bed.
It actually looks really nice too.
It's super modern, right?
Do you think it's like a really nice piece of furniture?
Exactly.
And so we're on the liberator and we're having a good time and I'm just trying to, you know,
we're paying attention to each other because I've got my toy out.
He's fucking me.
And I'm trying to like come and have a good time.
And there's like guys coming up and this one guy kept touching me without asking.
And then finally my guy, you know,
because I looked at him because I thought it was, I thought he was touching me because they like
my that's a big no-no.
I'm surprised somebody did that.
Yeah, go on.
Yeah.
And finally, I kind of looked at my partner like, what the fuck's going on?
And then my partner told the other guy to get lost pretty much.
Right.
Yeah.
And then I had guys coming up and asking, do you need another hand?
And I'm like, no.
I don't because right you're interrupting my flow here so yeah but let me ask you this because
this is like a I mean I'm assuming and tell me if I'm wrong like this is like a big first for you guys
like isn't this pretty major considering how long you've been married how long you guys have
been vanilla and now all of a sudden you're like fucking in front of people like that's a pretty major
moment right well yeah it was it was in
We, we, we, we didn't, afterwards felt like we didn't do a good job.
Because we're like, I was in too big a hurry down to fucking, because I've got this implant.
And I'm just, you know, here I am fucking my wife in front of these people.
And I hear people whispering, oh, she's got a vibrator.
Yeah.
And stuff like that.
Is it distracting?
Yeah.
No, first it is.
But then I don't, I don't, it's like, I couldn't tell you was in the room.
Yeah.
And we'll be fucking doing something in a room and people say, oh, I saw you.
I never saw him come in the room, you know, because they went to the bathroom or something.
We're on a bed.
Yeah, but was it like fun for you at all?
Because it's...
Well, it was.
We got all the way to, okay, this is what happened.
One of our, my exciting adventures, we were in a house party, same place.
And this lady was sitting next to me.
And we started talking.
And I don't know how.
We started talking.
And I realized she's flirting with me.
And I'm like, wow, I never, it just hadn't happened in years.
A woman flirt on you was a big turnoff to me.
Yeah.
I mean, she was approaching me.
And so we started talking.
And she told me, I don't know how we got on the subject, deep throating.
But she said, oh, I can deep throat.
I said, really?
And then she said, give me your hand.
And she took my two fingers, my two fingers and started sucking on it.
It was just sucking on her.
And I looked up at her.
I'm like, wow.
I mean, it just felt so different.
And so when Lucy wasn't there, I think, for some reason.
When she came back, I think they were getting some food.
When she came back, we were talking, I introduced this lady to my wife.
And I said, she's a deep throat.
And she goes, really?
and her eyes got big
and so
I guess later on
this woman I was with
and asked us
y'all want to go to the bedroom
and my wife said yeah
I'm like okay I guess we're going you know so
she was going to deep throat me
and I'm like laying there
Lucy's next to me
and the guy her guy is there too
and she's just
those down on me and deep throws me.
And I asked her, do you want it off or hard, you know?
And she's, I don't care.
So I pumped up a little bit.
And I'm like, God, look, I can't believe she's all the way on, you know, it's just
a different feeling, you know, having a woman deep throat you.
Well, I wanted to, I love to lick pussy, you know.
So I wanted to go look, and I asked her, her boyfriend, I couldn't interrupt her.
So I said, how do I, I want to go out on her?
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and I started licked her, and oh, God, it was just so, and she had a, she had a clit ring,
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And I started licked her and, oh, God, it was just so, and she had a clit ring.
And I didn't know it.
I knew it, but I'm like, I never thought about it.
So it was on, what do you do with the clit ring in your mouth?
You know, so I avoided it first.
And then I said, what the hell?
and I started playing with it with my tongue,
and she seemed to like it.
You know, wow, she was crazy, you don't.
I'm like, oh, God.
One thing Lucy and I have done discovered lately,
I haven't made her squirt,
but I found that G spot,
and God, she loves me to figure it and touch it
and play with it,
and she used, while she used a toy.
And, God, I can see her face and everything.
It's exciting.
And we watch her come like that.
So I tried it on this woman.
And oh my gosh, she was done crazy, you know, and all of a sudden, I, something goes, I like, something stopped.
And I'm like, what happened?
And she squirted right in my face.
And I'm like, oh, I hit the jackpot here.
It's like I just rocked oil or something there.
And she was, I mean, it was squirting me and got me all wet and everything.
And her boyfriend says, I told you she squirted, but I didn't know, I can do it, you know.
It was really exciting.
But I'm confused.
But in the best way possible, because what I thought is you guys just did soft swaps.
To me, going down on a woman and having a woman deep throat you is not soft swapping.
No?
No, no penetration.
No penetration, right?
We are not, we are not, we're soft swapping in the terms that, you know, we can go down on other people.
Okay.
Okay.
go down and I was kissing and all that stuff, but no fucking.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
No pains than vaginas.
Oh.
Here's the thing, Kathy, that I've found out since, you know, we're into this.
Yeah.
There is no guy that I haven't met yet.
Uh-huh.
That I go, yeah, I want to, I want to be with him.
I get that as a woman.
I get that.
Yeah, I totally get that.
Yeah.
We're wired a little bit different women.
Like, you know, maybe if you become like real close friends with a guy through
the year. You don't know what I mean? You might feel a little bit differently, but just like walking into
room and seeing a guy. Like, you know, I mean, you never know, though. I don't know with you too.
You know, I mean, like you sound like you're doing a lot. Why not just put it in?
Well, I found out that I'm an exhibitionist and I want to watch people fuck. And I'd love for
them to watch me too. So it's really kind of crazy because we do this parallel play with other couples.
and sometimes in the middle,
we talk to each other when we're fucking, okay?
And I was just laying there,
and I just said out loud,
I said, oh my God, I cannot believe
we're sitting here fucking each other
in front of another couple,
and I love you so much and all that stuff.
And the other couple asks us,
do you always talk like this to each other
When you're fucking, when you're fucking, I'll go, yeah, you do.
Here's she, Kathy.
When this woman was giving me the deep throat and she was going at it, like, what do I say?
So I look over to my wife and say, oh, you're the best wife ever.
I was like, you know, because it was, you know, something fulfilled, you know.
And, you know, fantasy, I just wondered what it was like.
And all of a sudden she gave it to me.
Do you think, Lucy, that it, it was.
like all of this sort of horniness for you, like being open to like fucking other people and seeing
your guy get, you know, deep throoted by other women, because that's pretty hardcore. Some women would
never want to see their guy with another woman. You know, you guys are like, you know,
hardcore soft swapping. Do you think it's the hormones, the HRT that put you, like made you into
this or like, you know, that turned you like so horny that you're like open to this kind of stuff?
Or do you think you would have done this 30 years ago if you guys had talked about it? How do you
feel about that? No, we wouldn't have done it 30 years ago. I would have been too afraid if I had
a child at home. No, but I mean, do you think, like, because I've had titles of episodes,
Linda went on HRT and now she's having gangbangs. I mean, sometimes like these, the testosterone
makes women like men, like they get horny, like they've never been before. Like, is this like
horniness for you and everything that you're doing like out of the norm and you think it's because of
the HRT or no, no, no, no. I'm still in control of my faculty.
No, that's not what I mean.
I mean, like, do you think you think you would have done this regardless of the HRT?
Probably not because I wasn't interested in, you know, having sex with my god.
Exactly, that's what I mean.
Like your HRT made you horny like a 20-year-old woman, right?
Like, and that's why you're like out there doing all this crazy.
That's what I mean.
And that's what I, and I'm asking you that because like I've heard that story so many times.
I mean, you guys aren't 30 years old.
Like, why don't you remind people of your age that you are, like, starting to stop
swap?
Because I think that's an interesting part of your story.
Yes, it is.
I'm 67, and my guy is 71.
71.
I'll be 72.
Yeah, like, I'm sorry, but you guys are goals for people.
Like, I love that.
I love that.
Actually, you know, one time one of the guys,
he looked at us and he goes.
goes, I hope I can be just like y'all when I'm old.
Exactly.
And I kind of looked at him and I said, when you're old, I looked at him and I said, maybe
choose your words differently when you're talking to a woman, but I get what you mean when
you're our age.
And he goes, I hope we're having as much fun as you guys when we're your age.
Yes.
That's what he's.
So it was a compliment.
I think that there's a difference between the word old and older, right?
Like you could say, oh, when I'm older.
But if you say when I'm old, that's a different word and that's like harsh.
Because what people don't understand if they're still young is that no matter how old you get,
you still feel like the same person, right?
So you forget that you're fucking old unless someone throws that word at you, right?
It's like weird mind fuck when you do get.
But I do love the fact that you guys are older.
And I do think that people, I think it's such an inspiring.
kind of story and to show people that like look a 67 year old woman who could care less about sex,
you know, gets a little hormones pumping in her body, a little testosterone.
And she's like doing things that she would have never done in her life before.
And she's having a great time.
It's like you're rejuvenated your whole life.
And like Larry said before, like it makes you feel so close and more intimate together.
Like he's looking at you like I love my fucking wife.
Like you guys are having like the best time ever.
Not just in the bedroom, right?
Like
Exactly.
I mean, when you retire, you know,
some people play fucking the shuffleboard or fucking ding-go.
I tried going to the rec center with the other seniors.
It was so fucking born.
I go, these people are too old for me.
I couldn't do it.
And we're having such a good time and everybody's welcoming.
And something that I have discovered that I didn't believe for is that young guys are into me.
Isn't that interesting?
Isn't that interesting?
It's like a kink.
Yeah.
It is a kink.
I mean, I had this one guy, I don't know how old he was, maybe late 20.
He was following me around.
And then I finally realized that he was following me around.
Let me describe him.
He was young, long hair.
The only way I describe him is like a sexy Jesus.
You know, that's what he looked like.
A sexy.
He was tall and slender
And he kept falling around
Well our friends
They had a pool
So they have a pool parties
Where we swim naked if you want
He was out there
And he was kind of hanged
I saw Lucy talking to him
So I went back there
And they were talking
And he had a
He said he claimed he was non-binary
And he was interesting
Because he was so young
And he talked
He talked like kids didn't
Back with my age
you know, hippie-like, but
intelligent and smart. I can't,
I don't know, he just seemed a little different, but he kept,
I asked him, we asked him somehow, I said, well, how old
are you? And he says, well, I'm
26, 27, I'll be, but I'll be
28 next month. He, oh, yeah, it's
a lot of the difference.
But, and so
he kept false around, so
he came over, he was sitting in chair, and he
sat right next year, no clothes on,
and I'm looking at them like, wow, he's really pushing it, you know.
And so somehow we were talking and he just kind of stood there and he adds the conversation a little bit.
And then you looked at me, you got, guess you got quiet, and you looked at me, he says, can I suck him?
Can I suck his stick?
I'm like, oh, I got to make the choice.
I'm like, I did one be, you know, sure, go ahead.
No way.
I did.
And you did?
You did?
I did.
Yes, I did.
Yeah.
I did it right there in the living area in front of everybody.
And but I wanted to see my guy's expression, though.
I really did it to turn him on.
Yeah.
You know, because I was like, I was like looking at him with my out of the corner of my eye with my little devilish eyes that I do.
So like, are you getting into this, hon?
This is what I'm doing.
How did you, how?
I was really surprised by that.
Did you enjoy it?
I enjoyed it.
I wanted her to have fun, you know.
I don't care.
Well, next time, I'm going to have them both come and give them both bloodshot.
Double, double BJ.
Have you had a guy go down on you?
On me, yes, a couple of times.
And it's been, I think what the problem is, because Ricky does this too in a hospital.
stress,
host stress situation,
they like banging at it,
you know,
with their tongue.
I'm not getting any
soft buildup and,
you know,
all that that we need.
They're like,
you got to tell them
what you do.
I know.
I'm like going,
oh my God.
What are you doing down there?
Oh my God back.
So he knows my body.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got to tell those guys too.
You might have to direct them.
But like,
so you have no.
So you have, I got to wrap it up, you guys have no plans to go further, right?
Like you're going to keep it no insertion, right?
Are you like fully involved in that like party?
Do you go often, like that sex party that you guys have been going to?
Yeah.
Yeah, if they have something going, we'll go.
Oh, yeah.
The hotel takeovers, we've done a couple of those and those have been fun too.
So.
Yeah, we're going New Year's Eve to a hotel takeover.
We'll spend the night with some of the friends there.
And I've never, you know, the first time we've done anything out in New York, New Year's Eve, you know, we need to stay home.
We usually go to bed.
And now we're, God, we're going to bed at three and four in the morning.
Oh, yeah.
We've had couples over here that didn't lead till five in the morning.
Yes.
And I thought I can call it because, because my guy can fuck all night long time.
Yeah, I can keep going.
Yeah.
So when we're having sex, this is something women, when their guys get a penal implant need to know, is that there may come a time we're.
you're going to have to call it and say,
I'm tired now.
I can't go on anymore.
So after one, two or three hours.
Oh, my God.
But I can tell you,
this friend of ours,
he was in the lifestyle.
He asked, we kind of talked about
to him and think he got one.
And I told him, I said, I want to hear
your story because you're
full swap. And what's it going to be like?
Fucking other women.
He'll have to tell you,
you know but
Kathy never say never
I'm not
I don't know what's going to happen
you know we've gone to a news
resort we've done so much
we have a game night at our house
we have a little
you know a game
we'll play a game
a naughty game
and so the first time
we played it you know
I'm like I got
to pick the card or whatever
that said I could do something
and said I could go
kiss this woman's breast
and I'm kind of looking back and Lucy, is it okay?
She says, yeah, sure.
And the woman said, and I asked her boyfriend and said, oh, yeah, it's okay.
And it was strange touching that woman for the first time.
And my wife was right there.
That was a strange feeling.
And it took a while.
I'm more comfortable now touching women and stuff.
Well, anything I found out about the last five.
Super scared to do it before, okay?
It sounded like a bunch of weirdos, you know,
but these people are the nicest people.
We have couple friends now that we can go out to dinner
and go to mystery events and do all kinds of fun things.
You know, we have to go dancing, you know, stuff that we haven't been doing in a long time.
And we're just quick interrupting, darling.
we are I just really been surprised at the women that we are running it
we're the ones who decide what happens when it happens and I've got some really good
girlfriends now so we can all talk about all this stuff and we support each
other and I'm really okay with seeing him with another woman because I know
it makes me very happy and it doesn't bother me I thought it would that
somebody in the lifestyle told me once that you don't know you don't like something until you try it.
Right.
And that's how I'm going.
I'm like, I'm going to try something once and see if I like it.
I do know now that I'm not by at all, but it would be okay.
You know, another woman kisses me, kisses my breast, goes down on me.
I would be okay with that.
but I'm not going to go down on her.
Right.
That's just not me, you know.
And I've learned so much about the different sexual desires that people have.
I'm more open to that, whereas before I was kind of a rigid Christian top person.
Isn't that crazy that in this chapter of your life, you're like at this point doing this stuff?
Like, it's so crazy.
I wish we didn't, we didn't even need to talk about the penal implant.
I mean, it's a part of your story, but I think the more interesting.
part of this update is all of this.
I mean, you've been to so many hotel takeovers.
You've been to all the stuff.
I mean, you really have changed the game, you know?
And it's pretty amazing.
I've opened my eyes to all kinds of possibilities
because we have another group we're in.
They have LGBTQ community, queer folk,
and some of them are my best friends, too.
I'm learning all kinds of cool stuff
because I have queer grandchildren,
and their help of me be a good grandma to those kids.
And that means everything to me.
So, I mean, how much has this changed your relationship?
You answer that question.
Oh, I am so in love with my wife now.
I tell her all the time.
God, I love you so much.
I'm just so lucky because I know a lot of these guys are attracted to my wife,
and that makes me fun of that much more.
you know, somebody, you know, people used to explain to me about what it's like.
You're seeing your wife with another person.
I'm like, I don't know how I feel about it, but when you see it, you get to, I get to see my wife and see what she looks like when she's kissing me.
I like pictures of us kissing.
That's why on her Facebook profile, we're kissing because I just, we just love to kiss.
But how has it changed your relationship, like just this whole sort of rejuvenile?
nation of your sex life. We just, we just, oh my God, we had sex all the time. And it's long. I mean,
I'm talking about one or two hours sometimes. Yeah. Of fucking and whatever, you know, we put up a
sex swing and we have the, but I put up a sex swing and God that's something's run to fuck in.
And I thought we would do it once or twice. We're just so in love. We're just so in love.
Okay. I can't describe it. You know how it's changed your relationship. You are so fucking. You are so
get into this and it has changed your life so much that you're like a drunk person you're like
fucking drunk on happiness okay and i like it i think it yeah i think that's why you can't
fucking concentrate you've never been happier yeah i think you've never been fucking happier i could
tell that it has uh it has brought you guys closer i love the fact that you know lucy is living
her best life after being so conservative like it's like incredible like i said i love
this whole part of your story.
We didn't really have to talk about the penile implant and the hormones,
but I do think it's interesting that the hormones did rejuvenate your sex life.
And I think it's very important to always add that into these kinds of episodes
because it does give other women hope, as well as guys that are listening to this that are
in a sexless marriage because, you know, menopause, their wife's, you know, libido went out
the window.
I always get emails from people like, can you tell me like what she was on or whatever, you know,
because like other people want help too because a lot of women, you know, because there was
this big scare about cancer and everything with hormones aren't on it and they're like just like,
you know, living like the opposite of your life, right? And you're here to say this could be you.
And listen, you don't have to go in soft swap or anything, but hormones do completely change the
game for women. And it's so interesting how it changed the game for you. It's perfect for my show because
you became super naughty, right? But it also changes so much more. So, you know, I think it's great.
Can I share something with you that happened with my doctor concerning our sex life? Yeah. Okay. So we just
decided since, you know, we were doing oral sex and everything that we need to do,
get tested for STDs, which we've never done before.
Yeah.
Okay, we go to the same doctor, same fucking clinic, right?
Yeah.
And at the end of your appointment, they'll send you the notes, right?
So Ricky goes to our doctor and tells him, you know, I, you know, I'm into non-monogamy,
So I think I need to start getting tested for STDs.
And all my husband wanted to know was does Medicare cover it, which they do.
Yeah.
So, but I went, I had to see a different person because mine wasn't available.
And it was a woman.
And I was really surprised because I talked to her.
She didn't ask me what we ran to or anything.
I just said non-monogamy.
I need to get tested to STDs.
And so when I got my note,
at the end of the day when I checked in, it said,
patient is engaging in sexual risky behavior.
His did not say anything.
No, no, I'm obsessed with the fact that you're bringing this up.
Keep going.
Yes.
So all the nurses, you know, I'm getting tested and everything.
All the nurses are looking at me weird.
are kind of smiling and giggling and stuff.
And I got slut-shamed.
And I really don't like it because it was by a woman doctor.
And I was really kind of surprised.
And so I am going to go have a conversation.
We've got an appointment.
And I'm going to show this doctor the two different,
they don't know they have a bias, but they do.
Because my husband gets like a pat on the back, right?
Way to go, guy.
And I get slut shamed.
Oh my God.
I thank you so much for bringing that up.
Can you believe we still live in a world where that exists?
I'm not surprised, by the way, because I don't think things have completely changed.
Things are changing.
And most likely your doctor's not 20, right?
So they haven't grown with the times.
And it's still that bias exists.
And that is so fucked up.
And I love it.
And I love that you're going to fucking say something.
I would high five you if you were here.
Speak up.
Because every time a woman, yeah, go on.
Well, I was going to say, I asked some of my lifestyle friends.
I'm like, I'm fucking that slut shamed.
I'm 67 years old and I'm getting slut shamed and my husband's getting a pat on the back.
That's not fair.
No.
Because I've been fighting for women's rights my whole life.
Good for you.
And it makes me sad to find out that this shit's still going on, but no.
And my lifestyle friends said, you know, you just need to tour.
I'm not comfortable with the way you put this in the medical record because I don't put that in my medical record.
Yeah, good for you know.
She didn't even ask me what kind of sex are you having, you know?
How big is my wrist?
That's what I wanted to know.
Yeah, no, I love it.
Please keep me posted of what your doctor says when you call her out on it.
I love that.
That's like the perfect sound by like the ending of this episode.
Like I said, I would high five you.
I would high five you right now that you're going to actually speak up about that
because it's so fucked up and it's actually super interesting.
And I'm glad that you actually noticed it because I feel like that might go above a lot
of people's heads, but it's fucked up that that exists. Thank you so much, both of you for calling
in. I have a feeling there's going to be penetration in your future. And when I...
I don't know. The guys I've seen. I know. That's not for really wound me. No, but that's why I
know it's going to because it's not that you don't want to. It's that you haven't met the right guy.
Eventually, you will. That's the reason why I know there's penetration in your future. So listen,
do me a favor and give me the... We'll do the point. We'll do the point.
Part three.
I was just, I was just say, what you're saying is women, men have sex with who they want.
Women have sex with who, no, I'm sorry, said it wrong.
Men have sex with whoever they can.
Women have sex with whoever they want.
That's the difference.
Exactly.
And she's eventually going to meet a man.
No, but she's going to eventually meet a man she wants.
But anyway, listen, for right now, you're having so much fucking fun.
You don't even need penetration.
So thank you guys for calling.
Exactly.
We're fine.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for calling in and giving me another great episode.
You guys are great.
Bye you guys.
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There's a cuck story.
There's a gang being girl story.
Like I said, 17 stories.
And they're all told in the third person.
And they're all true.
I took the interview and rewrote it in the third person.
And I wouldn't really call it like,
a total erotica book. Think like penthouse letters. It's more direct. It's not so over the top like
erotica. I don't really like that kind of vibe, right? But these are true stories. 17 of them.
They're really short chapters, easy read. You could read, you know, one or two and then skip
around. You could read the whole book. It's available in eback format, paperback format. And finally,
the audiobook is available coming out August 25th. But you could pre-referment. But you could pre-
order it now. And if you buy my book in any format or pre-order it, I will throw in a complimentary link to
my Discord. My Discord does not disappoint. Okay. There's no way you get into my Discord any other way
than getting the link from me. Okay. I give it to people who buy my book. There's tons of people in there.
Everybody shares content with each other. And that's what you get to do there. You can post your own
pictures and videos. There's tons of channels. We have lots of contests where you can win a lot of money.
It's a super fun place to be. It's a totally.
Strictly Anonymous community and you will love it. I will be giving anyone who buys my book
access to my Discord. It's private, like I said. All you got to do is email me a screenshot of
your purchase, whether you did the audiobook, the ebook or the paperback. Send it to me at strictly
anonymous podcast at gmail.com. That's strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com and I will send
you the link to discord. So anyway,
Thanks so much for tuning in.
This is the strictly anonymous podcast.
