Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1358 - NAUGHTY CONFESSIONS: A Lesbian Affair in Vegas, A Guy into GILFS, A Guy who Gets Off on Sharing his Girl’s Naughty Pics and More!
Episode Date: February 5, 2026Tune in to hear a bunch of anonymous, super naughty confessions plus get Kathy’s take on them. You’ll hear from a girl who had a last minute lesbian hook up in Vegas, a guy who gets off on showing... his girl’s sexy photos to everyone he knows, a guy who digs really older women, a woman who just became a unicorn to a couple and finally feels liberated and a guy who’s girl wants to f*** other men and he’s having reservations. Plus hear Kathy discuss why Arnold wound up banging his maid, her experience with a doctor who crossed the line and one where she crossed the line (?!), what do do and not do when sending naughty pics, the time she caught her guy sharing her pics with his buddy, how and why unicorns are hard to find, why speaking up in the bedroom is the key to having great s**, how you can spice up your sex life without crossing the line plus a whole lot more. REPEAT THURSDAY, originally aired 02/2024 GET A COPY OF THE STRICTLY ANONYMOUS BOOK! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY HERE: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To see HOT pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show." Want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://www.promescent.com/STRICTLY15 For 15% off Promescent's Delay Spray https://bluechew.com — Get 10% OFF your first month of Bluechew GOLD! Use code: STRICTLYANON https://learn.nocd.com/strictly If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started https://butterwellness.com Get the Butter massager and get 20% off your whole order https://www.quince.com/strictlyanon — For premium quality Quince clothing plus FREE shipping and 365 day returns https://vb.health — To get 10% off DRIVE BOOST by VB Health use code: STRICTLY PikaVibe.com/Strictly — Click to get $15 OFF your purchase Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ X https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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going to get a free trial to check it out. So today is anonymous confessions. And there's a lot of fun ones on
this one. I just threw a bunch of really interesting ones and put them in here. You're going to
dig them, I promise. And then there's a lot of funny stories I include in there of me. We kick it off with
a lesbian affair in Vegas. This is one of the situations where what happened in Vegas didn't stay in
Vegas. It's very interesting how she wound up plugging up with a chick in Vegas. And it's not what you
think. It doesn't involve a stripper at a strip club or an escort. Okay, wait until you hear the story.
Then we hear from a guy who I've already spoke to and got the long story, but this is a guy who loves sharing his wife's dirty picks with everybody.
He even uses the word family in there.
Who the fuck does he tell in his family about his wife's picks?
I don't know.
You got to hear his whole confession.
I think she also messes around with a lot of other people.
After him, we hear from a guy who is very into older women.
And when he says older women, he doesn't mean milts.
He means gilfs. How lucky is his girl? She just knows it's the old, like the older she gets,
the more into her he's going to be. Imagine living in that world, girls? We all have to worry
about the opposite, right? Like you just get busted as you get older. This bitch is getting hotter.
His girl is just going to get hotter to him because he loves nothing more than like 70 year olds.
I don't remember, but you got to listen to his confession. Then we talked to somebody who just became
a unicorn to a couple. She is a woman that was always in relationships. And this is a woman,
not a young girl, woman who was always in relationships, not in one currently, found a couple,
and she's been hooking up with them. I also have her episode already taped. Her story's interesting
on here when you hear her explain it, all the details. I explain a little bit about the episode
and how it turned out with me because I did talk to her, so make sure to listen to my two cents
afterwards. And then the last confession is from a guy who wants his girlfriend to hook up with other
men, but he is leery about it. He does not know if he's going to be able to handle it.
And his girl is down. Not only is she down, she's got a past. She's way more experienced and
way less vanilla than him. But he is like teetering. He wants to do it for her, but he's not really
sure. So I give them a lot of really good advice. You hear a lot of stuff from me on this one. Like I said,
some funny stories about doctors and inappropriate behavior. You talk a little bit about Arnold and his
maid. Don't ask me how I get onto these topics, but I discuss that. I talk about sex dig and sending
dirty picks and what to do and what not to do. I talk about how if you really want to have good sex,
you need to open your mouth with your partner. Okay. Talk about what you want. Speak up.
everybody needs to speak up in the bedroom. I talk about that. And then like I said, I do give a lot of
advice for people who are currently monogamous, but want to dip their toe in the non-monogamous
world. I give a lot of information as well as, like I said, tell you a lot of funny stories.
There's a lot more in this episode. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. It starts with a confession
and then my critique and then a confession of the microtech, and there's five confessions total.
So anyway, I'm going to be right back on with the first confession.
Hi, good morning.
So about four years ago, I went on a first trip to Las Vegas.
I was with my boyfriend, and we were almost 50 years old, very attractive.
Anyway, we ended up getting into a disagreement.
And out of the blue, the last day of our week trip, he had me kicked out of the hotel
out of MGM in Las Vegas.
I was exported to our room by female security and told to pack up and I needed to leave
ASAP.
This was like 11 o'clock at night.
Being almost 50 years of age, new relationship, I was stuck at, I could stay in Vegas or
what am I going to do?
I'm going to be in an Uber and going back to the hotel.
It's almost for airport 12 hours early.
Well, as women empower women, the psyche security guard who escorted me, I guess, had a strong admiration for me.
And women do what we do back.
We take care of herself.
She watched me throughout the whole week.
I saw her always right on with drinks, right on with.
towels right on with a room, anything I needed. Long story short, she provided a room,
no charge. He came in and provided some hospitality, MGM style. She was the best pussy eater
I have had. I got three rooms at the MDM the rest of the year and my boyfriend was barred
from MGM property. So a little nugget of information. So next,
day. We both ended up being at the airport. Both had big smiles on our face, obviously, for different
reasons. I guess we thought I was upset and punished, but as a woman, we carry on and, yeah, flying out to
Vegas again soon, and MGM is a great hotel to stay. Confessions of a woman. Have a good day.
Okay, now listen, this is like a hot porn, right? I do have questions, though. My first question would be,
Like how did it go from this woman helping you out, hooking you up, bringing you to your room,
being professional, and her crossing the line to going down on you?
You know what I mean?
Who made the first move?
I'm assuming the security guard.
That's just what I'm thinking.
It doesn't sound like this woman was in the headspace to be picking up a chick, right?
I don't even know if she's ever been with a chick.
I don't know if she even went down on this chick.
She did say it was the best pussy licking she ever.
So we all know the girl went down on her. And she just was like a pillow princess. But I would assume she's in a really bad position. She's had like probably the worst vacation of her life. She just kind of met this guy, it sounds like he threw her out of the hotel room. She's really fucked. She's not in a good headspace. No girl is happy when they get in a big fight with their boyfriend. So she's like miserable. She's not thinking, oh my God, I want my pussy eaten by this chick. It was definitely the female security guard. And I wonder if that's her thing. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
I wonder how many other girls have banged the security guard at this hotel, right? I don't know.
I'm assuming that she made her pass. I'm assuming that she didn't go down on her. I don't know why,
but it is a hot story, right? It's like straight out of porn. And I think that there's a lot of porn that is set up like this.
That power dynamic of somebody in a position of power or in a position of working and the person that's not working, like what is it about?
that kind of power play that is a thing with so many people, right? It's like the guy with the maid
and the hotel or the doctor with his patients. I have a whole episode already taped with a guy who
mocks up and role plays doctor, patient, naughty scenarios. It's guy on guy action. It's going to be
a fetish Friday episode. He's a guy that pretends he's a doctor. He's not lying to the people.
It's everyone knows it's like consensual, right? He role plays as a doctor. He role plays as a doctor.
And these guys role play as guys that come in with ass problems, I guess, and he just like fucks him in the ass with all these things. He even sent me in pictures of his doctor bag, you know. But like, listen, we all know that there's a lot of that doctor patient porn. There's made guy in the hotel room porn. But these things happen in real life too. Okay. I remember asking my cleaning lady if she had been ever hit on by guys. And she was like, oh, yes. It had happened to her recently. Like one of the husbands of one of the people she worked for totally hit on.
her when the wife was God. I mean, what about Arnold and his maid? Oh my God, that infamous story. And so many
people were like, oh my God, why would he fuck her? She was so disgusting. I just think he wanted to see
those big tits. That's just like, you know, Arnold could have whoever he wanted. Okay, that guy was,
first of a little gorgeous. I've never seen a human specimen like that. Have you ever watched any of his
documentaries or just seen him when he was younger? Oh my God. He was like a 10 point million. But anyway,
He was like the hottest guy who could fuck whoever he wanted.
Listen, on top of being hot, he was like a famous movie star.
He had gazillions of dollars.
He could fuck whoever he wanted as he probably did.
Why not fuck the bait and see what those tits were all about?
You don't know.
I totally got it.
You know, a lot of times I think women don't understand how guys' brains work.
Sometimes it's not like the whole package.
A lot of times guys don't care about the face.
You know what I mean?
Sometimes they might not care about anything else except the tits or the big ass
or whatever it is that they're interested in.
They could get interested in it for that moment.
I know that sometimes when I was be at the park with my son when he was really little
and I'd see some nannies and I see like, oh, you know, their faces were busted but they
had like hourglass figures with big bubble butts and huge tits.
And I'm like, that mom thinks because that nanny is older and maybe has a busted face that her
husband's not going to look at her.
And what she doesn't understand is her husband is because she's got a hot body,
okay you want to hire a nanny that your husband's not going to look at hire a nanny with a horrendous
body she could have a beautiful face make sure she's got a bad body it's the body that guys are looking for
he's not bringing her home and erl wasn't bringing his maid home to his parents for Thanksgiving dinner
you didn't go fuck what she looked like he just wanted to bang those big tits that's what I really
think it was some like weird kink thing he had been there done it all why not these things happen and I do
think like the maid thing is a thing. The doctor thing is definitely a thing. Listen, every girl that I
know, including me, has a real life doctor being inappropriate story. Trust me, ask your wife right now.
Go ask your girlfriends. They're all going to have one too. All girls of a certain age have
one story, if not more than one story of a male doctor doing something very inappropriate to them.
I remember recently I went to a gynecologist, my gynecologist, but it wasn't my gynecologist. So I
was going to this one office. It was an old man there and there was a younger man, two guys in the
practice. One guy was, like I said, younger. One guy was older. I went to the really old guy. I want
my doctor's always to be busted, unattractive, all that kind of stuff. And I always wind up getting
like the opposite. But anyway, I picked this doctor. He was a guy in a psychologist and he was
really old. And whenever I would go to the office, I would see the younger guy. And he had this really
weird mustache. I don't even think that's the way you're supposed to say mustache.
but it was a mustache.
It wasn't a mustache.
It was a mustache.
Okay, it was like really oddly shaped
and he was like this quirky dude
and he was young
and he would always be giving me side eyes
when I had walked through.
You know how sometimes
their office doors are open?
Whenever I walk by,
I would definitely get the feeling
that this guy was like checking me out.
As a chick, girls know these things
we could smell it from a mile away.
So I was like, oh, stay away, creep.
I'm never going to him.
The old guy was always super nice.
But one time, the old guy wasn't available.
So I just was like, okay,
just make it with the young.
What's the worst thing that's going to happen? Oh my God. So I go. And he did like three inappropriate things in one time. Okay,
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The old guy was always super nice.
But one time, the old guy wasn't available.
So I just was like, okay, just make it with the young guy.
What's the worst thing that's going to happen?
Oh my God.
So I go.
And he did like three inappropriate things in one time.
Okay.
My creep vibes were completely right.
So first of all, I'm getting like my regular exam.
And sometimes they put a finger up in there.
your ass, but they do it.
They don't make it a thing.
Like this guy literally stuck his finger in my ass.
And when he did it, without telling me, he was looking me straight in the eyes.
Like he made sure he was looking at me while I was looking at him.
And then boom, he shoves his finger at my ass.
Like he fingered me like in an intimate moment.
Like he did it on fucking purpose.
And don't tell me I'm making the shit up because I'm not.
I'm telling you.
And then he like took his finger out, looked at it and then looked at it.
and then looked at me again.
Okay, this guy knew what he was doing.
He was kind of like giving me this look like,
I just fingered your ass.
Okay, I remember like going over calling on one of my guy friends
and being like, as women, we just think we go to the doctor,
whether it's a man or a woman.
We're just thinking that they're being a doctor first, a man second.
And I'm sure that that is true with 95% of doctors out there, right?
But there is this five or maybe 10% of doctors where I think they're men first,
doctor second.
I remember calling out my friend.
and being like, listen, like, I just went to this guy and, like, he shoved his finger up my ass and he
looked straight at me. And I really felt like it was a sexual thing. Is what I assume, right,
like that this guy's a doctor and he would never think like that. It doesn't matter that he's
man. He's like, no, he's a man. Of course he did. That's exactly what was going on. He's a guy first.
That's also my guy friend told me. And I believe that. And like I said, I think as women,
we think, oh, no, they're just doctors and they have their boundaries and they see
pussies and asses all day. Like, who cares? But some guys is just going to be a guy at all
times are inappropriate. Something's wrong with them. That guy was boundaryless because that wasn't the
only thing he did. Now, I went in to get an ultrasound. I always make sure I get an ultrasound at every one of
my yearly exams. Every woman should. You should push for it. You got to pay a little extra, but it's good
to know. So anyway, I was doing that. And first thing he does is tell me that I have a good looking
uterus. Oh my God. What the fuck does that even mean? First of all, what does an ugly uterus look like?
What does a good looking uterus look like? I think it was the uterus. I don't think it was like, oh, you have a good
looking ovaries. I think it was like you have a good looking uterus. And like the nurse,
I looked at the nurse and she kind of like rolled her eyes because this bitch is in his office
with him all day long, listening to him to inappropriate things. Poor girls. She's got the worst
job on the planet, right? Having a trail this fucking creep. So anyway, and then we're just like
talking and I'm wrapping because I'm just like uncomfortable. I just want to get the out of there
because this guy is so gross. And we're talking and I'm talking about my child and I was saying that
I wound up doing a surrogate. I went through so much infertility. Like I did. I did. And
nine IUIs or 11 IUIs.
I forget how many IUIs I did.
And then five or six IVS.
I wound up at the hospital.
The last one,
they punctured like a blood vessel.
I was like bleeding baby's heads out of my vagina.
I like wound up in the hospital.
I mean, I went through torture.
Okay, most women who wind up having surrogates.
They're not doing it because they want to remain skinny.
Okay.
I've heard the most grossest things come out of people's mouths
about women who use surrogates.
I will say 99% of the time any woman that uses a surrogate has gone through
hell and back to have a baby themselves. And that is the last worst case option. Okay. I did everything I could
have a baby. And when I could not, that's what I did. But anyway, and I was like saying,
oh, you know, I had a surrogate. And he was like, oh, you're so lucky. Like, you know, your pussy,
your vagina stayed tight. Now, I'm sorry. If you really think about that sentence, okay?
There's no other reason that you give a fuck about how tight or loose your vagina is, unless
you're talking about it in a sexual context. So he's talking about my that sexually. For him to be like,
oh, you're so lucky. Your pussy is tight. I could see. Oh, my God. He's so fucking gross. He was such a
creep. Anyway, I think that their business closed down after COVID, so I've never gone back. But that
really was the last time I went back to that place. I do have another doctor story that's kind of funny.
And it's kind of me being inappropriate with the doctor. I'm just going to say this story because it's kind of
So there was a time where I was banging this guy, and I kind of, like, passed him around to my friend, too, this guy. And I always fucked my booty calls with condoms. I always talked about how I was always used a lot of condoms. I was very safe. I fucked this guy with a condom. He was my booty call guy. He did also fuck my friend. And he called me up one day. And it was like, oh, by the way, I have chlamydia. And you could have given it to me. And I was like, there's no way I gave you chlamydia. And I was like, there's no way I gave you chlamydia. It's like, yes, it could have been you. And I was like, there's no way I gave you chlamydia. He's like, yes, it could have been used. And I was.
or your friend. I was like, no way. I'm like, I am going to go to the doctor to prove to you
that I don't have chlamydia and that I didn't give it to you and you're such a fucking asshole
for trying to blame me. So I didn't want to go to my regular gynecologist. This is when I was so much
younger. It wasn't when I was going to the older guy. So I wound up going to a walk in clinic.
And my friend who also fucked him who went to go get tested too. By the way, she didn't give it to him
either. She's like, oh, Kathy, just go to this clinic in Manhattan. And she told me the name of
the doctor. She said he's like really old guy, exactly what I was looking for. And
And I'm like, okay, that's where I'm going to go.
I just want to get this test by this old guy.
Because, you know, I have to sit there and be like, oh, my God, I fucked a guy and he's
blaming me that I have chlamydia.
It's like, uncomfortable.
So I make the appointment to see the specific doctor with the specific name when I get there.
And they're like, okay, so and so will be with you in a moment.
I'm like, well, that's not the guy that my friend told me about.
They're like, oh, he's not working today.
You're going to be with this other guy.
So I go in to the room.
Okay.
And it is like the hottest guy I've ever seen.
Now, granted, I believe he was gay.
seemed like he seemed gay to me, but he was gorgeous, like a 10, like the hottest doctor I ever
had. I'm like, how horrifying. Here I am having to explain that I might have given some guy
chlamydia and I'm trying to prove to him that he's wrong. And it turns out that that day,
I was wearing these new patent leather boots. They were like thigh high boots or no, like
pat and leather knee high boots, right? And I wore them to the place. Now, it was raining that day.
And I don't know if that's the reason why this happened. But anyway, I go to take.
off my boots. And I realize like my feet smell, my socks smell from these boots for some reason. And I'm
just like, oh my God, I'm having like a panic attack. Because like when you're sitting in the stirrups,
your feet are right in the guy's, you know, face. So I'm like, oh my God, what am I going to do?
I had two choices. I could either be a girl that has smelly feet that might have given a guy
chlamydia or I could be a crazy girl that might have given a guy chlamydia. So I chose the
crazy girl. And what did the crazy girl did?
too. I kept my fucking boots on. I took everything off, but put my boots back on, I swear to God.
So that my smelly feet would be covered. And so he comes into the room with the nurse. And he's like,
you got to take those boots off. And I'm like, I'm not taking them off. And he just like,
you can't have them on. I'm like, I'm not taking them off. Like I doubled down. I know he talked
about me behind my back afterwards that night to his boyfriend was like, this bitch thought I was
like hot and kept her boots on. I probably looked like I was trying to seduce him or something.
Like, because why am I spread eagle with high heel pat leather knee high boots on?
Never in his brain, I think, could he have concocted up the reason. If I was the doctor and the
girl, a girl did that, I would try to think like, what was she doing? Was she trying to
hate on me? Like, I would try to come up with all the scenarios. But I don't think one scenario would
be like, oh, maybe she had smelly feed and she didn't want me to smell them. But that's the truth.
that's what happened. So he probably thought I was being inappropriate with him, but I wasn't. So anyway,
I don't know how I got so far away from this lesbian fantasy. It's not even a fantasy, this lesbian
confession. But I'm sure you enjoyed those stories. Are kind of funny. So anyway, on to the next confession.
So I'm a black guy. Stories I love to get off my check. If you were having. Oh, I had him. I know his
whole story. I had a million questions for him. Is this consensual? You're showing picks of your girl,
to your friends and her co-workers and your quote-unquote family.
Who's talking about your family?
Are you showing your pictures too?
I don't know.
Is that weird?
I'm trying to think when I show my sister like a dick pick of a guy?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I don't know.
Who's his family members that he's showing picks of his wife to?
He obviously has that thing going where he just wants people ogling his girls.
A lot of guys are into that.
It's a weird thing.
I think girls would think the opposite, right?
We all expect our guys to be jealous.
Most of them are.
But this guy, though, sharing the picks with her coworkers.
Like, how crazy is that?
Okay, I got the whole story of how that kind of happened and how it came to be and that
her co-workers see that and he just gets off on the whole scenario.
It's really a crazy story.
And it's kind of messed up because the whole consensual thing is very gray in his actual story.
I will say this, though, and I always tell girls this.
And guys should heed the warning, too, but I don't think guys care.
If a guy says a dick pick, a girl, he obviously thinks it's a good pick of his cock.
Does he care if she's showing her friends?
No, he'd probably get more horny for it if he thought she was.
But I think that girls don't want their pick shared with everybody.
Or maybe some girls do, I don't know.
But all I know is that I believe that if you're sending,
naked picks to your guy, there's a chance that he might be sharing them with his friends.
I think it's like a bragging thing. I believe on more than one occasion with a guy,
they have shared my picks. I have a actual story where I believe I caught the guy,
but he'll never cop to it. It's so obvious. And I was like, okay, listen, in a situation like that,
do I think the guy's the biggest fucking asshole? I can't believe you showed my pick, my dirty
picked your guy friends. Not really because I don't think he's showing it like in a bad way. He's not saying like
look at this girl like what a horror she is. No, he's saying like look how hot she is. Right. So it's kind of like a
compliment. I don't know that they necessarily share exactly who it is because this is my story. Right.
So I sent really good picks like naked pics, dirty picks, to a guy that I was with at the time. He liked that kind of
shit. I've said before my show, I don't mind doing that. It's fun. But I make sure my picks are
killer. Okay, it's not like something I just take a pick and send it. I don't think anybody does,
even though it seems that way. Don't we all take a lot of time and make sure we curate it,
make it perfect, and whatever? You take 20 picks and you get one good one. But in those picks,
and they were like the best picks I've ever taken, honestly. They were really good. So I get why
he shared them. I was wearing a really distinct color nail polish. At the time, it was a turquoise
nail polish. I was wearing on my toes and on my fingernails. I was wearing turquoise nail polish
way before anyone wore it. Okay? I was like two years ahead of the game. Now everyone wears turquoise
nail polish. But at this time, back in the day, I was wearing this turquoise nail polish that
nobody wore. And you didn't see my face. I never put my face in any of my pictures. I do have a tattoo. I make
sure that is never in any of my pictures because you never want any kind of incriminating evidence in your
naked photos, like your face or your tattoo or your duvet cover that everybody would know
or the carpet in your living room. You know what I'm saying? You got to be smart about it
because people might share it or that shit gets out. You could always deny, deny,
which is always a good way to go if you get caught. But anyway, so I sent him those picks.
I was wearing the nail polish that were killer picks. So one day, fast forward,
I'm out to dinner with him and his best buddy, BFF.
Okay, we're all out.
I'm with my guy.
That guy's with his wife.
We're all sitting there talking.
Everyone's having their own private conversations.
And me and his friend are talking.
And as me and his friend are talking, his friend is mid-sentence, right?
He's actually talking to me.
And this is like how I know that he knew.
I don't know because he's like talking to me and he's going on and on.
And I take my hands and I lift up my cup of tea to take a seat to take a
sip and I see that he looks at my fingers and all of a sudden I see something going on in his brain.
Like something is computing.
Like he is putting something together and now he cannot talk.
Okay.
Like he is stumbling on his words.
He's mesmerized by my fingernail color because by the way I'm wearing the turquoise nail polish.
It's like putting it all together like that girl in the pick with the thing with the pussy's
shot that I saw like that is Kathy.
And so I know that my guy didn't say, hey, look, this is Kathy.
So he kept that to himself.
But he definitely showed him the picks because that guy was putting it all together.
The reason why he was tongue-tied and he almost like could barely speak is because he had seen
the picks.
My friend had shared them and he didn't know who the fuck it was and he put it all together
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I think we're at Smith of Wollinski's.
I remember having steak.
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I was like, you fucking showed your friend.
And he's like, no, I did it.
I swear.
But he's not going to cop to it.
Okay.
Deny, deny, deny, deny.
Right.
Isn't that what we all do?
Unless someone has proof of something.
If you don't want people to know something, just deny it.
Deny it a million times until you're blue in the face.
Just deny.
That's a tactic.
It works.
So he denied it, but I don't care what he says.
I know for a fact he showed his friends.
Other guys do too.
I think it's a bragging thing.
Do I think a guy that shares a pick with somebody is that bad?
No.
But this guy is a whole other level.
This guy is not bragging, really.
guy is getting his dick heart. He is using his wife's pictures to please and pleasure himself. Now,
was my other guy showing his friend pictures and bragging and it was making his dick heart of his
friends that I was hot? Maybe, but it's a different kind of a reason. I think it's all about
intention. What's your intention behind it? This guy's intention when he's sharing his wife's pictures
is because he wants everyone to want to fuck his wife. He wants her coworkers to know what she looks like
naked and then he knows that they know and she doesn't know and it's all twisted kind of deep
shit going on there. I think that's more fucked up. Okay, because like I said, it's not like a bragging
thing that some guys might do and they show their friends. It's more of a, you know, he's getting off
on it. It's his kink and he's using her to do it. Now, you know, if his wife, it's her king too,
sometimes people are like that. I get it. You'll have to hear the whole episode to hear the details.
I will be airing the episodes soon.
He goes into more details about all the stuff, how it started out.
But I think in situations like this,
the person that needs to heed the warning is the person sending the naked pick to begin with.
Because people are going to do what they want to do, okay?
You've got to protect yourself.
Like I said, no, incriminating evidence in your picture.
No one could prove it's your pussy, okay?
Unless you have like the biggest mole on there or something.
No one knows your tits from 500 other people's tits.
I mean, tits do come in all different shapes and sizes, but you could always deny it unless you
actually show, like I said, a tattoo or a necklace with your name on it or your face.
Keep your face out of it, no matter how much you trust somebody, I promise you if you don't want
people to know that your picks are you.
Now with that, my friend's guy, like I said, I wasn't that bad and they were killer picks.
So did I mind that he put it together?
Because no, he was like, wow, Kathy sends hot picks.
Anyway, next confession.
Hi, okay. I really wish this was long enough of a story to create an episode, but it's really not.
I'm basically, I'm very into old women. I'm 44 and my life is 55 and she's young.
She's the oldest woman I've been with, but she's young. Like when I send them into old women, senior citizens, men, I really like white hair on a woman and, you know, I mean her both joke that if she was to leave me,
I would pick up on the senior centers and stuff like that because she knows I like women,
you know, in the 60s, in the 70s, you know, in the 80s.
It's hard to explain why, even to my life, but, you know, she likes it because she knows
that she's going to be forever young.
My eyes are my confession.
But have a good day.
Okay.
So what this guy is basically copying to is that he's into senior citizens.
Now, I know that a lot of you might be like, oh, no fuck away.
No guys are into senior citizens or whatever.
Listen, senior citizen guys are into senior citizens.
It's all relative.
But in this situation, this is a way younger guy that is into women with gray hair.
Now, listen, Anonymous caller who has called and everyone else listening, I have come across two guys that I used to sleep with that I always believed were into the same thing.
one being doctor guy
and let me tell you I'm not talking behind his back
because I called him out
I'm being into old chicks, senior citizens
on numerous episodes with him
as well as my old co-host Tommy
I went away with Tommy once
and we stayed at his parents
condo in Florida
and it was one of those condos
because it was his parents that it was like
you know more mature people live there
it was more like an retirement home
so it was all
gray-haired women walking around and I just saw him checking them out. Like seriously, I can't explain
it. I sometimes have like really good intuition for these little sort of things that put out,
that people put out. Like I'm always like, I should have worked for the FBI because I could
seriously look at pictures of people and tell you about them. Like I could see things in them
that nobody would ever know. I have my friends test me on it. They'll show me pictures. And if
There's something like very strongly positive or very strongly negative or very strongly in them.
I will pick up on it.
I seriously could get shit like that.
So these things that I'm getting in real life with these people, I believe I trust my instinct.
Tommy was into old women.
And just to prove that my instincts are right, I'm going to tell you the story about Dr.
Guy.
Guy.
So when I was banging him, Dr. Guy lived.
He doesn't live there anymore.
He lived on the upbri side.
Now the Upper East Side of Manhattan, if you've never been there before, is a whole scene.
It's very specific.
It's all a certain type of people.
They're wealthier.
They dress really nice.
They're out and about.
And there's a lot of older women that are on the prowl.
You'll go to a bar.
There's a couple bars on the Upper East side, like the Mark.
And I forget the other one right across the street that.
It's packed with people in their 50s and 60s and 70s.
They're all divorces.
And they're all hooking up and they're dressed to the nines.
And they got a lot of plastic surgery.
and they look great, but they don't look like they're 20.
They look like they're 65 and they look great for 65.
But that's how people roll up there.
It's a little bit the demographics skews older than if you're downtown.
And so when we would go out to these dumb bars that he would force me to go to,
because I personally hate going out to bars, we would go out and I would see him
checking out these older women.
And I would always be like, you're into older checks.
He had a one friend that was way older in her 60s, and he'd talk about how hot she was.
And she was one of those that was like,
like so overly like surgeryed out on her face that she looked atrocious.
She was one of those people that you would be not atrocious.
Like she looked scary.
Like you'd be like, what did you do to your face?
It's kind of sad.
It's way too much work.
And he would talk about how sexy she was and she was in her 60s.
And there was a property manager who lived, who worked in his building that we would come
across a couple times in his building when I was with him.
And she obviously knew I was the flavor of the week.
and she would act so bizarre with me.
Okay, like to the bizarre where it was like, it was abnormal.
It wasn't like, I can't explain it.
It just was something that I was like,
something's going on here.
Like he fucks this lady.
And he would always talk about all these great deals that he got for these
apartments and this lady was going to hook him up and do this.
And she hooked him up to do that.
And he would always be chatting her up.
And the way she acted when I was there,
I was like, he definitely fucked her.
Now this is the time that Dr.
I was fucking everybody.
There's no way he wasn't fucking hurt.
And I would call him out on it all the time.
Like I said, I never talk behind people's backs.
I have told Dr. Guy to his face on this podcast that I believe your hidden kink secret
thing that you got going on that you don't tell anyone about because he never told me
was that you're into older women, like seriously older women, just like this guy that confessed.
And he was always like, no fucking way.
Well, remember I told you that I have a real real.
good intuition and I believe it and that's because I'm fucking right. Okay, Dr. Guy didn't
cop to it. But last time I spoke with his girlfriend, Victoria, who was on this show,
she copped to the fact that she had like these fantasies with her uncle. And she told me that Dr.
Guy had them for his grandmother. Okay, his grandmother. Right there. There you go.
Mike drop, boom, whatever people say
Is that, does that make sense?
He's into senior citizens.
There's nothing more senior than your grandma.
Okay, he wants to fuck his grandma.
That's what they role play.
All right.
Oh, yeah, yay.
How many times I have to say it?
I really could have worked for the FBI.
I don't think it's like a psychic thing.
I think I'm picking up on something that's like there.
And I don't know what it is, but I could get things like that.
And I'm always right and I really trust my instincts.
And so I knew.
And so this guy, like I said, he's into seniors.
He puts it out there.
And like he said, his wife doesn't care because she knows she's going to get old one day.
And he's still going to, he's only just going to become more attracted to her.
And instead, the opposite happens.
So I don't necessarily think that's a bad kink.
If I met a guy that was like I'm really into old ladies, I would feel very comfortable because I'm getting there.
OLD.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy this confession.
Hi, Kathy.
My name is Danielle.
Of course, it won't be on your podcast if I get on there.
But I'm calling in to confess that I have my first threesome experience.
I am now entangled with a lovely couple.
I believe they're married.
And they, I can't believe it.
I fell into this amazing first couple who are working professionals.
They are physically fit.
Their kids are grown and gone as well as mine.
is and
they are
gentle and
loving and we
discuss some rules. They
only play together
and we played twice
in one weekend. I feel
like each time
it's going to get better and better. I know I was super nervous
the first time. Second time I was not
as nervous.
There are a few things that I need to
just navigate through as far as this,
but they're really open communication.
You can ask them anything.
She and I are both straight.
However, there is light touching.
He tuggled between messing or playing with me,
and then he'll play with her and then play with me.
But her and she and I don't really play together for his pleasure,
nor does he care.
I guess if we did, he'd be okay with it,
but that's not her and I staying.
The three of us are always very close in the bed.
She's never across the room.
like to be there close with us, and I appreciate that.
I can deal with that.
But I've kind of discovered that I like this detached sort of sexual play for me
because I've always been attached, right?
Like in my life, where is this going?
Does this mean anything?
I would always wait a few dates before I would sleep with someone,
and then maybe start fantasizing about a relationship with them
or did I want one or not.
And went through a couple of unnecessary heartbreaks because of that.
But that's another story, too.
So all of my partners, my whole life, have been well endowed, unbeknownst to me while we were dating,
but they had this thing between their legs.
But I've always been very, very blessed with the size and the girth.
And so I've become really used to it and spoiled in that way, and I love it.
and this particular, the male person in this couple is not in doubt.
He's probably, I would say, hard.
He might be six inches.
And that's just not something I'm used to, right?
He's not even girthy.
She seems to be really super happy with it.
She squirts, but I can't even maybe later on.
I'll get off.
I'll be able to orgasm.
that's a determination of his
but I think they're wanting to get together whenever
all the time
he basically said that
whenever I feel horny or whenever I want it
just to call text them
and that they'll make it happen
I don't think they want to be part of a thruple
and I'm really warding that off
I really don't want to be part of a thruple
but they want to play like all the time
I guess maybe it's rare to find a third.
I don't know how this works, but I feel really lucky that I found a classy, clean couple
who are respectful and loving, and I honor their union,
and they honor the three of us together.
So it's really amazing.
I don't know that I would ever get that lucky again,
but I guess the one thing that would keep me from being heavily involved with him is that I'm just
not happy with the dick's eyes on him.
Okay, so the truth is, after I got this confession, I reached out to her.
We wound up calling her a different name on the podcast.
I think she said she was going to use Danielle or something.
She wound up using Nina.
I haven't aired her episode yet because it's very different than this.
confession. Now, that just goes to show that if you ask people a lot of questions, you might wind up
hearing a very different story, right? Isn't that the problem with media nowadays? People read like
the headline or they read one small part or something and then they think they got the whole
story. But really, if you read the whole article or ask a billion questions or dig really deep,
you see a different picture. Now, Nina, I know talked a lot of.
about how this was just an amazing thing with this amazing couple. And she did touch on the fact that
the guy is not big enough. It is true that if you wind up with partners all the time like she
has with really big dicks, you're going to be used to it. That's just a fact. So she was very
lucky, like she said, to have all guys that were really big. So six inches, I think probably
a lot of people sounds very normal and average and good size. That's long enough for me.
But she also said it wasn't even girthy. So six inches and thin, not cool for her because that's not what
she's used to. And she's used to, it sounds like she's used to long-term relationship. So she's probably
been with that many guys, but if she was consistently with one or two or three guys with, and each guy
just happened to be really thick and really well hung, this guy's just not going to do it. When I talked to
her, the guy not only was small, he fucked like a jackrabbit. He wasn't good at all. It was just like
a very disappointing episode. I don't know where I'm going to air it. You might hear it eventually.
It just sounded like she was very unhappy with the sex. I get why they keep coming back to her.
She doesn't understand. She's like, am I going to wind up in a thruple? Like, what do these people
want for me? They're like, call me anytime. But that's because unicorns are rare. It's rare that a girl
is where she's at in life. Like it makes sense. She said, I've always been in long-term relationships.
I've gotten her before.
It feels really great.
And to be just doing something with nothing attached to it.
It's a very safe.
It's a very safe place to be.
And for her, probably very freeing.
But I don't think many women find themselves in that place in life a lot.
A lot of times women are looking for relationships or if they're not in a relationship,
they're looking for nothing.
They just want to not be fucking bothered.
But what she's trying is a very detached way of being, which probably
probably for her makes sense in her life where she's at right now. So it's perfect going after couples.
They're attached to each other. They're never going to get hooked on her. She doesn't have to worry
about ever getting rejected or feeling any kind of hurt. But this couple, of course, is like,
call us any time. Because they're probably can't find a unicorns. Unicorns are called unicorns because
they're hard to find. It's hard to find a girl who just wants to fuck a couple. Wham,
bam, bam, thank you, ma'am, see you later. I don't want to be a part of a thruple. She doesn't
want anything to do with them. She's not interested. But most girls, that's not how they roll.
And that's why they're after her. I know, like I said, because I talked to her that these
stories that she's talking about weren't as great as she made him out to see. Now, I don't know if
it was because when she called in, she only had one weekend with them. I don't think she had many
more by the time I spoke with her. But when I did probe deeper, it turned out that this guy was
not only small, but really bad in bed. Am I ruining this confession?
Am I telling the truth? I don't think so. I think it's interesting because you hear something on
the surface and then, like I said, if you dig deep, you find out it's something different.
This is not a woman who fell for an amazing couple. I think they're very nice, but it's really
not ideal at all. From what I heard, she has never even come. She can't come with them.
The guy's terrible in bed. She's not sexually attracted to him at all in any way, shape, or form.
So I don't know. But she says.
said that communication is really important. Now she communicated a lot of things up front. What she
doesn't communicate with them now is that his style of banging and fucking and even going down on her.
Now I just remember, even the way he goes down on her is terrible. But she does not speak up and
direct him. She doesn't tell him specifically what she wants. Like the communication, I think,
is lacking on that part. I know she did communicate up front what she wanted, all the rules and
regulations. That's good to communicate. But you know when you really need to communicate,
When you're having sex, okay, adoring, you could speak up and say, hey, go down a little bit.
Soft or harder. Oh, my God, that feels good. Keep doing that. Speak the fuck up for yourself.
Tell somebody, especially a new partner, exactly what you want. And they'll give it to you.
They don't know. A lot of times what happens is someone's banging, like one person for their whole life,
like this guy is banging his wife. He knows how to get his wife off. Maybe her clit is up higher than this
woman's clit or something. I don't know, because she was saying he's so bad at going down. Like,
how could someone be bad at going down on you? But maybe it's because, like, his wife likes it a certain
way and then he's doing the same thing. But you got to tell that your partner, whether you're
a man or a woman, like what you want to be done, what feels good for you. Some guys like their
balls to be touched. Some guys don't. I'll always go for the balls and to like kind of rub them and
squeeze them while you're blowing a guy. And some guys, it's too much. They're too sensitive. Some guys
they want it. Some guys want a finger in the ass. Some guys don't. Most guys don't. But, you know,
And that's just the way that it is. You've got to try things out. But somebody needs to tell you what they want. There needs to be mutual communication. And I think that's what makes for great sex. And that's why I think I always stick with one booty call. I typically like to have sex with the same person because I feel comfortable with that person. I could tell them exactly what to do. Like I have no problem being like, no, move down, do that. No, I like like this. That's what you want to do. And then you know, you're guaranteed to have a good time all the time. Isn't that what you want? But I think that when it's somebody new, you do have to try.
train them because everybody is used to whoever they've been with last. For her, unfortunately,
she did have those guys with the big dick. So this guy's dick probably will never satisfy her.
But she could do other things. Like what about him going down on her? She can make that oral
experience better, I think, if she communicated more to them. So I don't know if she's still seeing
them. I do have her whole episode tape. I don't know if I'm ever going to air it. It was a little
frustrating because I didn't really get it. We did talk a lot about how she doesn't communicate
properly. I mean, because here she is with this guy, and she's saying one thing where this was
great. I mean, she started out in the episode, just like she did on here, talking about how great
it was. And then when I started asking her questions, it sounded horrifying and terrible and
uncomfortable and not fun at all, but yet she's not saying anything. And so it was just a very
confusing episode. So not sure if it'll ever get aired, but it probably will. Anyway, next confession.
Hey, some fetishes that have actually blossomed directly as a result of having this
a girlfriend that I've been with for two years now, way out of my league, way more sexually advanced
than I am. And as a result, she's about maybe introducing somebody else to the bedroom.
And once that came into play, it was more along the lines of, oh, I do find that idea hot,
but not so much so that I would want to ruin our relationship over it. And as a result,
she kind of dropped the subject. And come to find out, this was a...
a year ago or so. Come to find out, she's had a couple orgies. She's been with married couples a couple of
times. She had a threesome with a boyfriend and that ruined their relationship, which is what she
told me way back then when we initially had this conversation. Anyway, I'm going to have to cut this
short to reach the four-minute mark, but recently we went to a sex club for the first time.
Didn't do anything with other couples, but we did have sex in a room with probably 30 people.
And she wants to go back.
And she mentioned maybe we could bring somebody else in.
I'm still not comfortable with that idea, but I thought maybe it would be interesting to hear about somebody who is, quote, unquote, new to the lifestyle, even though I'm not even in it.
And everything that I'm considering before moving forward with this.
So, yeah, thanks for listening.
Appreciate you.
Bye.
Okay, so this guy definitely needs some advice. I think that he needs to tread carefully. He is not ready.
It's good that he knows he's not ready. That's the first thing. That would be the first step, right? Know thyself.
He knows where he's at. He knows that he right now can't handle that. And that's okay, because that doesn't mean that just because you can't handle it now, two years from now you couldn't not handle it.
And sometimes people that think that they can't handle certain things when it winds up happening,
they're like totally fine with it.
Not only can they handle it, it totally turns them on.
So you never do really know.
But you never want to jump into a situation like bringing another partner and letting
your partner fuck them in front of you.
If you are, don't think you're ready.
Okay.
Because if you're not ready, all kinds of crazy things could happen.
But there are so many things you could do before you wind up doing that.
I have had so many interesting episodes of couples who play it really safe.
They're definitely not vanilla, okay?
But they're definitely not swingers and they're not hooking up with other people.
But they're doing like what this guy and his girl did, which was go to a swingers club.
They didn't play with any other people.
They just fucked in front of people.
I had a couple that that's all they do.
They never play with anybody else.
They just stay with each other.
Sometimes they do light touching and stuff, but there's no other sex with other people.
but they're always in-group situations.
And that could be really hot and really safe.
And why not keep your boundary there if that's where you're at?
That couples never change their roles.
That's how they've rolled the whole time.
And that's okay.
It's still better than vanilla missionary sex every single night, right?
This guy did go to the club.
He banged in front of other people.
I always feel like when I hear stories like that, I'm like, oh, that's like a good idea
for a couple to try.
Why not go to a swingers club together with your partner?
You don't even have to have sex like they did in front of other people.
You could actually just watch and see if that turns you on and then go home and have like
really hot sex.
If you're a voyeur at all, maybe you go and it's like really hot to see other people
fucking in front of you and really turns you on.
And then you go home and you have the bass sex with your partner.
I have a couple who plays around with the hot wave scenario.
I just aired them.
And the way they do that is just by posting all kinds of anonymous.
dirty picks and videos. And they get totally off on all the
contributions and all the comments and emails that they get from people. They also
get videos from people. And it's a real turn on. Like they are having full on,
like online sex cabees with other women, other men, other couples. They're doing it
all anonymously. And it totally turns them on. And then like this guy,
the guy in the couple that just does the online stuff, he was very into his girl being with other guys.
The way they started playing online is because he went on to Reddit and he was like pimping his girl out looking for other guys.
But once he realized that he just like the attention of other guys being into his girl and he saw how he got off on that,
they just decided to keep it that way.
And now after all of their picks and all their videos and all their contributes and other stuff that they're doing online,
they don't even need to go hook up with another guy.
Now he realizes, you know what, that's not something I ever want to even happen.
So now they're thinking about another girl.
But there's so many different ways you could take things.
And I do believe that before you cross that line, if you are not ready, don't fucking cross
it.
There are so many other fun things you could do as a couple that is not totally opening up a
relationship, but it's not totally vanilla.
There's so much stuff in between.
You just got to be creative.
Maybe, like I said, you don't even go to the Swingers Club.
You do what the other couple did was just put,
naughty picks of yourselves online. You could do it anonymously like the couple does it. They hook up with other
couples. You could do stuff like that. There's another scenario where I had a girl named Casey's been on my show and her and her guy would go into bars and they would
pick up other people. And I think I've talked about this before because her guy loves to see her fuck other guys. So they go into bars. He sits there and he watches her,
flirt with other guys, then she picks up guys, goes home and fucks them, and then he watches
and he loves to see that whole scenario. But what a hot scenario to mock up as a vanilla couple.
You could take that fantasy. You could take that scenario all the way up into the point where she
goes home with the guy. She doesn't have to go home with the guy. But you go to the bar,
you let your partner go off by themselves. You're sitting there watching, watch your girl get all
the attention. Maybe that turns you on, right? You see other guys wanting your girl.
and that's your girl.
You're going to get to go home and fuck her.
She's getting attention from other guys,
which always feels great, right?
Because she's only been getting it for you for so long.
So she's feeling hot and sexy.
You're feeling like you're seeing her being hot and sexy for the first time.
And then she could flirt with them and everything.
And then she could call it a day.
Go home and fuck you instead of that guy.
You don't have to take it to the next level.
That's a very safe thing to do, but fun.
And then how hot is it to go home and fuck each other after that?
She's like high off of the attention she got from something.
some stranger, some hot young dude at the bar.
He's hot because he saw other hot guys wanting his girl and he's fucking her now.
I just think that that kind of scenario could really add to it.
There's so many different things you could do if you have an imagination
that are fun and hot, but safe.
This guy is not ready to see his girl.
be with somebody else. She's ready. She's done it before. She's got a past. And it's great that she's
been open about it and he knows about it and she's up front. And I think it's great that he decided
to go to a club with her and he did that compromise. And it's great that she's not pushing him.
It sounds like she's not pushing him to be with other guys before he's ready. He's not ready,
which is a good thing. And he needs to wait until he's ready. I have heard, I'm going to tell you,
caller, I have heard from guys who wound up watching their girl, fuck another guy for the first time,
without them knowing it was going to happen. And my favorite question in those scenarios is like,
you know, if I would have stopped that scene right before it happened and asked you,
do you think you're the type of guy that would be turned on by seeing your girl with another guy or
be totally jealous? So many times the guy's like, no, I thought I would be totally jealous. I thought
I would be the type of guy that would never be able to handle it. And yet, when it happened,
they were totally turned on. So you do never know, but I think if you're going to go into a situation
not knowing, you need to be with a partner that you have a very strong foundation. So if things go
south and you get a little jealous, you're going to be able to work through that and get back on
track. And if you don't have a really solid relationship, I think something like that could really
cause a problem. Because if there's not really good communication going down after a situation
that goes bad, it could really fuck things up. So you always want to play it safe. So listen,
the reservations, the thoughts, everything that you were feeling, caller or anyone that would be
feeling in a situation like this where they're being brought into the lifestyle by a partner
who's really been in it for a while and is sort of like a professional. I mean, she sounds like it.
She's been in a couple. She's been in orgies, you know, for the vanilla person that's never done
before. I think that that's intimidating and scary and I get it. The fact that one of her relationships
ended because of a threesome. I feel like is the reason why she's really not pushing him. She's
learned the hard way that you don't just jump into things because it can ruin a relationship.
So I think that he should probably maybe just keep going back to that club with her. And don't
commit to letting somebody else come into the scenario until the moment arises and you're down
for it. One day maybe you'll be like, okay, let's try this. It doesn't sound like you've been with this
girl a long time. It's only been a year. So maybe you want to wait a little longer until you
a like a stronger foundation. But anyway, good luck to you. Okay. Going into the lifestyle is never
something you should do without over communicating. That is the key to a successful open
relationship. It's all about communicating and not just communicating over communication.
That is the key. But anyway, those are my confessions. If you have a confession that you want to
call in and leave on my confessions hotline and then have it aired on an episode and hear my two cents
call my confessions hotline you could call the number 24-7 make sure you're in a quiet place
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There's a gang-bang girl story.
Like I said, 17 stories, and they're all told in the third person, and they're all true.
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