Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 136 - Trey Gives the Juicy Details of his Most Recent Blowjob Challenge

Episode Date: July 25, 2016

Previous guest Trey (episode 131) calls in the give all the juicy details about his most recent "blowjob challenge." Who exactly showed up? Were they old, young, married, straight, gay, all of the above? How long did he last? How many blowjobs did he get to squeeze in? Tune in to find out, plus hear all about his upcoming 48 hour blowjob party and a whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Today I have on. I had a lot of people in the same week email me with updates. I had a couple people email me and say, hey, I got an update for you, previous guests. So today I have an update show for the, remember the 12-hour blowjob guy? Well, he did a 24-hour blowjob extravaganza event, a 24-hour blowjob party, I think he calls it.

He advertised it on my show last time. He had given the stats and the details of his last one that he did, which was like a half a day. This time he did a 24-hour one. And he calls in to talk all about it and then talk about and promote a new one that he's doing. You know, this guy's super competitive. So he's always trying to one-up himself. And, you know, that's what we discuss on the show. We still haven't gone into his backstory.

I'd love to psychoanalyze him, but we never really have the time because, you know, we spend like an, you know, an hour talking about his blowjob party, which is kind of hilarious and interesting. So I'll be right back on with Trey. That's his name, Trey. Okay. I'll be right back on. Do you have a story, lifestyle, or situation you can't talk about to anyone, to anyone?

Or do you just want to let your freak flag fly and be on the show? Well, Strictly Anonymous wants to hear from you. Send us an email, Strictly Anonymous podcast, at Gmail. with your story and your anonymous name. And remember, everything is strictly anonymous. Strictly anonymous. Hey, Trey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast. You're on with Kathy.

How are you? I'm doing great. It's great to be back with you again. Yeah, totally. This week it's weird. I am taping three, like, repeat callers like this week. Like, it's kind of interesting. Everybody wrote in with an update, which I love.

I love update shows. You know what? That means it's a perverted world out there, and that's what makes it exciting and fun. Exactly. And you, I mean, how many, okay, so let's just update my listeners in case they didn't listen to the first one, but they should because you're Trey, right? And you do these kind of blowjob events? What do you even call them? Well, you know, we call them a blow job party.

Right. It's like a blowjob extravaganza. That's a competition. I mean, for me, it's a self-personal competition. It is, so this last one that I did, I started out doing a small one. This one was 24 hours, basically non-stop. Yeah, but you say small. Let's just give the stats of the last one, okay?

Because for some people, you know, more than one blowjob, it would be a lot, right? but like you did, like, how many at your small one? Just give the stats. We don't have to go into the whole thing because we already did. The small one, you said? You just said this. The first one was a small one. I mean, how many?

Yeah, the first one was about 12 hours. We did about 20. I keep saying we, because I have a partner. He doesn't help me in terms of actually willing people, but he does help in terms of setting it up running. He's a vet planner. You have an event plan. You have a blow job of vet people.

planner. Yes, I do. And we did about 20 or so. The first time, I don't have the numbers in front of me. And that was over about a 12-hour period. So what that means basically is that about every 30 minutes, you get a new person coming in. And you're blowing everybody. That's the deal. Like you, that's what you like to do. That's what I do. And that's all you do with guys, right? That is it. Yep. There is no anal.

There is no anything else. It is just going in and, yeah. But that's even besides these events, right, just a little baxter and you like that. As a gay man, right? That's like really, though, even in your regular life outside of these blowjob parties you have, that's what you like. right? Like you don't have anal sex with men, right?

That is typically correct, yes. Now, I mean, and if you think about this for a moment, if you were to ask your call, or your listeners, right. If about this, if they're a straight man listening to this and they could

eat pussy for 24 hours, how many would? A lot. Yes, they would. Yep, you're absolutely right. Right. The problem is, they're not the problem. That's a bad

word, and I'm sorry to say that. That is the wrong word. But the issue with that is that women don't submit to that as easily as guys do. Yeah, and I think some men would call it a problem. Women would call it an issue. And men would call it a problem

because they wish that that wasn't the case. Yeah, totally. It's fine. We're not politically correct on this show. You could be as opinionated and, you know, whatever as you want. people, the guys will, you know, I think we said this last time, I'm not sure,

but I think this is common knowledge, but sex with a lot of women is more emotional, with guys, it's more physical. And so it's easier to get a room full of guys. Yeah, 20 guys, right? And listen, you've topped that, and we're going to discuss that in a second, but to get 20 women that are just going to, like,

spread their legs and let you eat their snatch while right before another woman and right after another one was there, like, it's not going to happen. Well, and I got to tell you, one of the things they appreciate is the fact that they can walk in, get a drink, wait their turn, then they strip down, they get blown, then they leave. Totally, exactly. There's no, there's no, are you going to call me tomorrow? There's no, you know, I love you or, you know, what's going to happen next? They don't have to pay for it? No, not at all.

Right. Like it's free. Because listen, sometimes when a guy's getting meaningless sex, he's paying for it, right? Because it's really the only way they could have that kind of transactional kind of, you know, sexual experience that a lot of, most men are interested in a lot of the time, right? Right. I mean, that's why, you know, the few times you can find real glory holes. I mean, that's why they are frequented a lot.

I mean, because you can just walk in and, you know, I can jerk off myself or can have somebody blow me. But the reality is, you know, yeah, I just want to get off. And that's what a lot of guys want. Yeah, women aren't. There was like a one week of my life that I was like, I don't know how I came across a glory hole thing. And I was like, that's like a great idea. and I was really turned on by the whole thing. I would never go through it in real life.

But the whole thing about just like having the dick and not having to just be involved with the rest of that, the gross part of the man, like maybe his bad breath and his hairy body and maybe he's ugly. Like, who cares? You just want to dick inside of you. Do you know what I mean?

That's like not a bad scene. And I told one of my friends like this, because it was just like going on to my head for like a week. I was like kind of obsessive about it and just like, you know, Googling, you know, because I'm like curious. about this stuff too. And he was like, that's disgusting. He's like, there's gross people in there.

And I'm like, I didn't take it that far. But there's something about just like having, you know, it's kind of like if as a woman like playing with a toy, but you have a real cock, right, as opposed to like something made out of plastic, right? But you don't have all the other nonsense. You don't have to talk to the person, get to know them, feel weird, smell them. You know, but you get fucked. Right.

You are totally right. I mean, the reality is this, and I'm just going to be blunt here for a moment. But the reality is, hey, you're absolutely right. But if you go out and you look and you get one of those nice rubber gildos that are out there, they are a beautiful cock. No man's cock looks like that. Right. You know, that is a gorgeous looking thing. The male anatomy, and I think we said this last time, you know, it's not the best looking.

I mean, I appreciate the female anatomy so much more. Right, totally. I think it is beautiful. Men are kind of gross. Listen, I think in the gay community you get a lot better looking, well-manicured, taking care of guys, right? Well, okay. Well, we're going to talk about that in just a moment.

Okay, in the female, in like the heterosexual world, after they're like 35, like, they go downhill and they're still like, and they're disgusting. They look pregnant. They're hairy. They have hair coming out of their ears on the top of their ears. Like, I mean, it's like gross what happens to guy. And the reason, the only reason I'm saying this is because they're so judgmental about women getting older. I get that, you know, and it's just so crazy that men are just just as disgusting when they get older yet nobody talks about it. well no because a woman

has to wake up and go through you know trying to look like bozo the clown meaning that they put on makeup and they do all the stuff and a guy rolls out of bed and says I'm perfect

I may not even shower I just I'm just good and even if he's a hairy four even if he's a hairy four on a scale of one to ten he still won't like you know give a woman who's like 48 that maybe

has an extra 10 pounds the time a day because God forbid he's not with a 25 year old you know it's it's crazy and you know if he has a lot of cash a 25 year old would date him I think women should revolt I think there should be a revolution you know or just you know make it an even thing like

okay men are gross when they get old and women are gross when like maybe everyone's gross when they're old and no one looks good I don't know what the solution is but it makes me angry you just you can you can say there should be a revolution but let me tell you, I am one of your revolutionists because nobody was turned away. Right.

And so we start talking about the people who shut up and stuff, nobody was turned away. Right. Well, listen, I'm an equal opportunity girl. Like, I have dated all kinds of guys. I'm not like so into like, oh, the perfect looking guy. What bothers me is that so many men are. But I think men are more visual. Let's not get into that.

Let's focus back on you now again. And you're, so you had that one event, but you're like a competitive guy, right? Like that's the kind of person you are. So you wanted to challenge yourself more. You were like, that was like taking 12 hours. Yeah. Well, that was the first one was the 12 hours. Yeah.

Right. Then last weekend, we did a full 24 hours. And what was your goal, State? Because you had a goal. Or there was like a sort of a cap, but it was like this many people and this many, time or like whichever comes first. What was the whole? Yeah.

We were going to do 50 or. Right. Whichever came first. We were going to keep going. Well, no, whichever came last. Whichever came last. Right, exactly. Whichever came last.

Both were going to be met. So if we got to 50, we were still going to go. Unfortunately, we didn't make it, but we got close. What do you mean you didn't make it? You didn't make the 50 and the 24? We didn't because. We were just running out of people. I think, you know, and I have to come back and look at the numbers.

And Sean sent me the spreadsheet because he actually took notes of race and age and other details about their body. But I think we were in the very, very high 40s. But I think we were one or two short. Okay. But we just, we just, we just, we just, just. It just ran out of people. Right. So let me ask you this.

At what time did you run out of people? Like, how many hours did you have left? We were just coming up onto the 24-hour mark. Right. Okay. So you definitely could have squeezed in two more blow drops to make it 50. We could have kept going. Right.

It was, we had probably. Okay. And when you go off Craigslist, a lot of flicks. Let me ask you this. Remember we told people what you're posting. posting would kind of say or anything. Did you get anyone that said, hey, I heard your podcast. You did? You did? I had, I did. Oh my God, let's talk about that first. Okay, I had like two or three. Yeah. Oh my God, I love that. Okay, so let's start off with like, so just give some people some backstory of how like you advertise on Craigslist, right? And you send out an email or you do a posting. And like, what's the subject line of that post again?

Yeah, a 24-hour blowjob challenge. Right, the blow joke challenge. We need you to get blown. Right. And then in there it said, you know, as heard on strictly anonymous. And, you know, that was in there. And we posted that about every four days or so. And we got a lot of responses.

But again, people would show up, not show up. whatever. Yeah, totally. We had, I think, three people said that they heard it from this podcast. This broadcast. Wow, that's great. No, it's great for me. Yeah, well, it's great for you, too, but it's great for me.

I love that. I like to know what's going on with my listeners. I love that three of them were in your area. We're going to promote another one here in a little bit. Okay, let's double that. I'm competitive just like you are, okay? I got you three. Blow, Joe.

I got you, I got you three blow jobs. Like, okay, I want to get you 10 blow jobs next time. Yeah, Kate, listeners, do you hear that? I want to double up, yeah. But we're going to be in Austin, Texas next time. Oh, interesting. So, so how come you're moving location? Are you moving or you're just going to be there for business or you're doing that?

I'm going to be there for another event and, and I'm going to have the hotel. and everything. So other people are paying for the hotel. So I'm going to take advantage of it. Okay, listen, since this is a totally anonymous show, can you tell us, like, are you, like, doing, like, because it seems to be interesting to me. Like, are you doing some sort of, like, really, is this like your company is sending you on a, like a straight up business trip? And on the side, you're using the hotel room for this thing. Interesting.

Absolutely. I love that. Absolutely. That's hilarious. absolutely. I've 100% yes. Yes. So you work a regular job

I work a boring ass job but yes. And they're sending you to Austin, Texas they're putting you up in a hotel and you are going you're going to let people walk in and out of your hotel and you're not afraid because I'm assuming it's not like some kind of convention right that no one's going to know.

No, I'm the only person from the company down there. So nobody Wow. I'd high five you if you're here that you're doing another blowjave challenge and you got your company to pay for it and you don't even have to put it on your expenses. No, well, it's going to be a lot of it's going to be

on the expenses because You're going to expense this, the, you kit, to your job? How much do I tell you about the lies that I'm telling them on the air? Let me just tell you. Tell me all of that, because nobody knows who the fuck you are, except the guys we're going to come blow you and they're probably married

so they're not going to tell anybody so don't worry about it. So here's what to do is. I have a car rental place. I don't want to say who it is. I don't want to get anybody in trouble. Yeah, yeah, that's fine, but a major car rental place, right? It is a major car rental place and I have a friend who works there and he's going to pick me up

but he is I feel bad saying this, but he is going to falsify a receipt. for the car rental. And he's going to pick me up. He's going to pick me up. And he's going to falsify the rental.

And we're going to take the $328 or whatever I think the rental was for that week. And it's going to be put to food and drinks, et cetera, for the next one. Oh, my God. Now this guy that's doing this for you, is this like a guy that you, like, I'm a assuming it's someone you've hooked up with, right? Like it is in on this whole thing. It was a, yeah, it was somebody that lived up in Chicago with me a while ago. We went to college together.

He knows my background. Yes. Right. Okay, cool. So he's like, let's list like, and is this all your idea or your event planner's idea? Like, let's just get the money all funded by my. It's the three of us all coming up with it. But, yeah.

But let me ask you this. Do you come up with it because, like, you're all just. just sitting around you just think it's like hilarious to do that or you do it because you're tight on cash and you do it or you do it because you can and you want to get over on your company because they're fucking assholes like there you go there you go I mean it's the latter I mean the reality is I hate corporate America and I work for corporate America well that's why you hate it if you never work for that you wouldn't know to hate it no I've worked I've worked for small businesses before and I love them and I would never do that

to them right totally But when you work for corporate America, and even if they pay you well, they screw a ton of other people. And I think that they're, I think they know they're getting screwed as well. I mean, they're not idiots. They know somewhere along the way they're getting screwed as well. But I just don't want to put up with that crap from the guys. Right. So you just, that's like your way of getting back at them.

Kind of, yeah. Yeah. They're paying for the hotel. In fact, well, now, having said that, I'm paying for the upgrade to the suite, because again, we'll do a suite. So I am paying for the upgrade to the suite, but by me saying I'm paying for the upgrade for the suite, it will still come out of some expense reports that will be turned in. Right. You'll figure it out. So you're going, it's kind of hilarious, like, there's some accountant or, like, you know, your secretary or someone is just like,

you know, going to be calculating this stuff and they have no idea that they are like, you know, doing the math for like a blowjob party. Like every digit that's the kind of stuff, I think is hilarious. Uh-huh. Every digit that they are processing looks normal to the company for a trip like this. Right. But yes, they have no idea what they just pay for. Right.

Interesting. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great. Okay. So you're getting, so you have like, 300-something dollars to pay for like Because at this event, right?

You set it up, right? Where you have a suite and you have a room where people could like they have snacks, they have cocktails. Is there weed at your parties again? I forgot. No drugs, right? What we did was, well, we said

we allowed pot, we allowed alcohol. Because both of those are technically drugs. Yeah. But we don't care about those. We just didn't want coke or heroin or LSD or something heavy. We didn't want people

Out of their minds, right? Right. But so weed and drinking was fine. Weed was outside and we actually purchased weed and had it on the patio.

We just made sure they, everybody just smoked outside. And believe me, most of them did. Right. And But that was the only drug allowed. But let me ask you this because it's like, you know, I think I asked you last of our, maybe I asked this for the gang bang scenario. Like, what kind of hotel do you use?

Because like, like, isn't it a little fishy if it's like a hotel, like, you know, that people have to walk through a lobby and they go down a hallway. Like I think the gang bang girl told me like they had one of those places where, you know, you're entering from outside, right? But I'm not assuming that your work is not putting up in that kind of, you know, shit hotel. Right? You're probably staying in a nice hotel. No, it's a nice hotel. But now, I don't know what this next one's going to look like. The last one we just did, we had one of our, we had a person who was actually there to participate, but he went down and stood at an entranceway that was in the back that you needed a card to get in.

Oh, okay. And he just stood there and said, are you here for the party in, you know, we're in 279? And they said, yes. And he'd go, okay. And you weren't afraid that someone would see that on like a camera or something and come down or it's not like such a big place. You know what? Yeah. Well, here's the deal.

When you're in a suite, one of the things that you do in a suite is you have business parties. Right. You're right. Mm-hmm. And so people aren't going to go, I mean, you know, a hotel's not going to go, you know, this is a hospitality suite. You're there to entertain your clients. Yeah, and you are entertaining your clients for sure. Exactly.

But that is what it was about. But nonetheless, we brought them in from back only because we weren't going to. We were still in watching the front. But when we found out where the suites were, it was like a. long walk through the hotel. And so we told everybody, we emailed everybody and said, you know,

here's the room number. You can come through the front, but if you want to go through the back, there'll be somebody there between, you know, these hours and they'll let you in. It's a lot quicker. You can park in the back. Right. And you won't be seen. So, but this hotel that you're staying at is a nice hotel

as well, and you're just hoping that you can maybe funnel the people in a certain way. or is it a very big hotel, so maybe they won't even know who, like, the traffic is all going to that one room. You know what I mean? I don't know the size of it. It looks like it's a large hotel,

but, again, we're going to be in a suite, and I'm going to tell them that, you know, we're doing, you know, I'll just tell them. We're doing, you know, again, a business party up here. Right. You know, if there's going to be people up here. Right. But, again, remember, it's not like there's,

there's 100 people showing up at once. Exactly. You set it up an increment. Like you have an event planner, an event planner, like your sidekick. He like totally hooks it up like a real event. You have people. I used to be a booker. Like I booked speakers and people for events and stuff.

So like, you know, I would have to keep a schedule if I was taping a lot of people a day. You know, that's what your guy does for you. He puts together a whole schedule, right? And you book these blowjubs every half hour, right? And you have like a whole rotation. Well, what we did was this. We booked, we tried to book everybody every half hour. And we, you know, we wanted to book somebody every half hour, which would have been 48 people, but we tried to book 50.

But then we booked what we called our backups. Right. And we called, we told people we need you as backups, you know, can you be a backup if we need you? And what would happen is we would, the event coordinator, let me just call them that, would always make sure there were three people in that room. And if long as they were in the room, they would be taken care of before the night was over. But when we had spaces, we would, you know, go in and try to. you know, we'd go, hey, you're in.

And then he would call somebody else or email them or text them and go, hey, look, we need another one. We need another one. We need another one. Right. They're interesting. And he kept that room filled. And so what would happen was it really was almost a nonstop. I took like just a couple breaks the whole time.

Right. But it was almost nonstop for that. that 24-hour period. Right. And how many people... Okay, so let's go down because you said like nobody was turned away. You had every different kind of guy.

Now, do guys, I forget, do they have to send a picture of themselves? No. Yes? What do you say? Yes or no. No. Okay.

No. No, they did not. The only thing they had to do was show ID at the door just to prove there were 18. They could cover up their name. They could cover up their address. We just had to see their picture.

We had a security guard there. and they will again in Texas, but they have to show a ID that has a picture and their date of birth. And that's really all we cared about is to make sure that we didn't have 14-year-olds coming in or something. But that was it. Right. Now, the thing is that you haven't asked me, but here is the interesting thing. Yeah. and I think I sent you the stats of all of our stuff.

One of the things that wasn't on there because we didn't keep track of it. And I think next time we will is how many wedding rings? Oh, no, I wanted to ask you that before when I don't know when I went. I did ask you it last time. Like how many do you think were like the amount of married guys? I think I made a crack about half the guys are going to be married so they're not going to say anything. Yeah. I think probably those of them had wedding rings on.

and some of them had indentions from wedding readings, but they didn't have them on. It's like, you're not fooling anybody. Oh, my God, that's so funny. I can see what's happening. Oh, my God, you hear that, girls, when you're out in a bar, look for, if you don't see the ring,

look for an indentation, though. Look for the, yes. I never thought of that. I was sitting there, because, you know, with all these guys coming in, one after another, you start to look at it, you go, now, They know it's their time next, and so they're probably going, you know, because I will tell you this, nobody, almost nobody wore glasses.

Almost nobody wore glasses. Okay. You look at the age range. Right. What is the age range again? I don't have it in front of me. I know you sent me the stats. It was like, it was like, it was everything.

Yeah, I was going to, I was seriously going to do like, I was going to, like, put it all together so that we had the stats, but I just, I just, I just, I just. dropped the ball. But when you your your sidekick should have done that. You know that people wear glasses. Right. None of them did. And so so right before

it's their turn, they're taking the glasses off. And and you know they're taking the ring off right then. Now if you're up, if you're up the bar, that ring may have been off for you know, six hours. Who knows? Yeah.

at that point nobody knows but here you realize that you know yeah they're just they just kind of stripped down in relinquished everything right before you but a lot of them didn't a lot of them just like I don't care there's my yeah I think there's a different

personality type I respect more the one who keeps it on I what are you thinking you're taking it off well first of all obviously you don't care that the guy's fucking married you guys aren't on a date right so why is he taking I think it's like the guy who like it's he feels bad he doesn't want to be thinking about as well like you know it's something with himself you know because what do you care or anyone else you know what I mean right right no that's exactly it though and that's the whole point it's like it's like why do you care about

you know and and again this is and this is a bigger philosophical issue to always be discussed but but what is cheating and I don't Oh, no, you should listen to my podcast because let me just tell you, it's so fascinating to me that every single person, that is something different for every single person. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Very different.

I have had a guy's on here who have said they have gotten fucked in the ass by a dominatrix, like tranny, and they don't believe it's cheating because they didn't put their dick in her pussy. Like, you know, I have heard it like all kinds of. lines that people have at different places. Yeah. But not just that. But I think, I don't think it was on your podcast or another one, but I heard somebody saying it.

But it's like, but what about, what about when the guy has a non-sexual, an honest to God, non-sexual friendship with a female and shares with her his dreams and his desires, or even a guy. It doesn't matter. But is that cheating? To some people in what? It's an emotional affair. Even worse to some people.

Yep. Exactly. See, that's the point is what is cheating for people. I mean, there's a lot of... I just think it's really interesting when I have guys on my show that will be like, I say, did you ever cheat on your wife? No, I never, no, I don't cheat on her, but like they're literally like, I taped a guy yesterday, Craigslist Fell.

He was on my show. He was literally meeting women at hotels, giving them full, nude massages, fingering them afterwards. I think they eventually, like, would blow him. And he didn't think he was cheating because for him, cheating was putting his dick inside of her. And as long as he didn't do that, he wasn't cheating. And I've heard that many times, you know,

for women, I'm going to tell you, there's not, I think, though, it's a different thing for, I think you're going to get, most women are going to feel the same way about cheating. But I think it's men that come up with these crazy rules and regulations. Well, I'm not saying, sometimes emotional cheating is worse than, I mean, I've known women. I literally, I literally have known women.

I've been in guys that go, you know, he can go get sucked off. I don't care. He just doesn't fall in love with anybody or have another relationship. Yeah, of course. Right, because the woman, this is the reason why that's worse. And that's why, like, you know, I've talked about this because a woman wants that security to know that she has that man. You know, no one wants to be abandoned.

No one wants to be left. If you're in love with someone, you don't want them to leave. You know, so that is worse. That's much more of, you know, a threat to a relationship than just a physical thing. Women think physical is a threat, but, you know, they don't understand a man's mentality because we're not men and we're not wired that way. Men know that sex doesn't mean anything to them. You know, how many guys will fuck somebody else behind their wife back, but they love their wife.

It has nothing to do with them not loving. It's just sex. It doesn't mean anything. Women, we can't understand that because it's very different for us. right so but you know but that's all that it is but it's like if he keeps continuing to see the same person and now he's texting with them and all that that's where it becomes a lot worse yeah maybe you're crossing a line then yeah maybe you're crossing the line it's not listen I think a woman would think it's crossing the line with cheating you're crossing the line of making it a much more

dangerous situation to ruin your relationship if you're in one you know and I've talked about this with people on my podcast because then you're inviting feelings to get involved and then what happens with your relationship you know and it's like that's who cares this isn't a part of your story let's get back to your good blow job story because

I talk about that with other people but it is part of the story though it is part of the story though because there were a lot of married guys there but I oh no I love that no but they're not texting you and like you know cross it they're not having an emotional really relationship with you, right?

Like, I believe, listen, we, we talk about the cheating thing on my show all the time. I think it's fascinating that like almost half the merry guys there, I think it's even more fascinating that half of them are taking up the ring. And we, I could discuss that for a little while. I think it's interesting. It's, it's interesting because, no, there is no, there, there is no emotional relationship. But I will tell you that we did, uh, ask them when they came in, uh, we got all their, you know, checked, check them in and everything.

It was like when they left, actually, I mean, we got everything that checked in. But when they left, the event coordinator, don't want to say his name, because he yelled at me last time. Okay. But it's okay. Yeah, you know, still leave it in there. He's okay. Okay. But he was, but he asked them, can we call you next time?

Can we call you? What do you mean? Or email you next time we do this. Oh, right, right. Yeah. and only one person said no. Right. And all the rest said yes.

Well, of course. That's not a relationship. That's still just a release. Yeah, of course they're going to say yes. You get the sense that there's these, yeah, there's these people going, yeah, of course, duh. Yeah, because of course, why wouldn't they came for a blow job? And like you said, they could walk in, they could get blown. They jizz on your face.

Like, you're just totally. or to please them. Their wife has no idea. Their wife probably hasn't blown them in months, you know, and then they go home and everything, and they don't have to worry about you calling them text and they're getting busted. I mean, it's like the best case scenario, and so, of course they're going to

say yes. So I don't think there's anything emotional going on there. Like, the emotional thing would happen if, like, you started to meet one of these married guys on a regular basis on the side, and would it even be emotional? I don't know, maybe it's a little obsessive or, you know, I, it could

you know, turn into a thing that his wife finds out. But, like, you know, you don't have. That's the other thing, though. And, you know, we could go in that direction. Because remember, we touched a little bit upon it in the last podcast. But you don't have emotional relationships really with guys. Well, I mean, yes. Yeah, it's just, you know, give me your dick.

And let me suck it. Then you go. And life is good. No, and you want to suck 50 guys. But, like, you're not, you don't, you've never had a. long-term relationship, right? Like, you don't go there, right? That is correct. Correct.

Right. At all. Yeah. I mean, I like the adventure of life. I just like to, I don't know. You know, for some people, if they want to settle down, I think that's great for them. But not for you. But sometimes they look at people that have that attitude like I have. And you go, oh, you're just horrible or you're whatever. And it's like, no, it's just that we're different.

I just don't care to, you know, spend my life with the exact same person. Right, totally. So I got, you know, 50 dicks the other day. And I will tell you, they're all different. Right. Circumcised, uncircumcised, big, small. Big, little circumcised, uncircumcised, uncircumcised. size, every race

imaginable, just everything. Yeah. Right. Any microweens? Have you ever seen a microween? Do you know about a microween? Those really, really small ones?

It's like it's like it looks like a pinky. No. No, there were none like that. Any really big? Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. And were they white eyes or black eyes? Like any big white eyes?

big white guys? I hate to say this because I'm going to sound like a racist, but they were black guys. Right. No, that's not a racist, but black guys' dicks are bigger. I know. But that's also a stereotype.

There's a lot of black guys that don't. There's a lot of white guys that do. Yeah, but not a lot. No, not a lot. I would say it's not a majority. The majority of black guys' dicks are big, and probably there's a minority of small black dicks. There was one black guy.

Wait, I got to finish. With white guys, there's a majority, a regular-sized dicks, and then a minority of a humongous dick. That's just the way that it goes. Don't you think you're the Blue Job King? Isn't that what you've experienced? Yeah, I know. It is.

And there are white guys that are really loaded. Yes, there are. But it's not common. This past weekend. This past weekend, I had one guy that came in that was, one black guy that was, he was probably between 9 to 10 inches. I mean, literally. And, you know, and when most guys talk about their own dick, they'll exaggerate the size.

I get that. But I'm exaggerating about it for him or not exaggerating. I'm telling about it. Right. But it was about 9 to 10 inches and slightly, slightly smaller than a can of Coke in terms of width. Right, right. That huge. I mean, it was, I mean, when I think it got hard, it was like, he was like, can you go down on it?

And I was like, dude, I can't, you know, I can get past your head and that's about it. Are you serious? Right. And, but I wanted to try, but it was, yeah, it was just like. Did you make him calm? Like, I mean, could you get him off? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So how, if you, could you, you, can you fit that in your mouth?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, you did. You could deep throat. Oh, yeah. No. What's that? You deep throat. You can.

Yes. Okay. Do you do that to guys through this process? Yes, all the time. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I do. I mean, I'll do everything.

I mean, I do just about everything. Whatever will get them happy and off, I typically will do. But yeah, no, I couldn't deep throat him. I tried like crazy. But, you know, but I had guys that, You know, would face fuck me. They would line me backwards and, you know, on the couch upside down and just go to town. And, you know, this is the first time they've ever really face fuck anybody in their life.

It would be my assumption. They see it on video all the time, but they're like, this is their first time. And I'm not sure that, you know, I got to tell you a lot of people, a lot of guys don't like deep 30s. I don't like to be deep-throated. I know. I talked about this with the guy I taped yesterday, because he got deep-throated by an escort, and he was like, it was okay.

And I was like, yeah, I don't, guys don't really care. I don't think it feels that, I don't think it's that great of a feeling. Well, it depends on where, I mean, again, now this is just me, and one of the things that I do with people I work with on a regular basis is, and I say work, like,

that you blow. Yeah. Yes. But it's like, you know, I want your feedback and stuff. But it all depends. It's like some people, let's use women, for example. I mean, look at the G spot. Is it there?

For some women it is. For some women, it's not. It's all different. And the same thing happens in the malp penis, meaning that it depends on how far those nerve endings go out to the edge of the skin. what kind of stimulation you enjoy. And if you have more nerve endings at the very end, all the way down the shaft and so on,

then deep-throading is wonderful for you. If you don't, you don't. And so what you have to do, it's like the chef who can make great fish and great steaks. that if you don't like fish, no matter how great he makes the fish, if you don't like fish. And it could be the best fish in the world, but if you don't like that fish, then it doesn't matter. You don't like it. And that's what the people, those go, oh, I'm going to get deep throat.

This is going to be great. It can be great. Right. But it cannot be great. It depends on what you want. And you need to come up and actually acknowledge what it is you like, what you don't like, you know, particularly in a relationship. I mean, if you're going to be with your spouse, and this is, again, we're getting off my story, but that's okay. Yeah.

If you're with your spouse or your partner and anybody listening to this, male or female, whatever it is, you need to communicate with them and tell them, I like this, I don't like this. This is great. I don't like this so much. and it will make your sex life so much better. Instead, we just go, oh, man, that was great. And then, you know, we go into the bathroom and jerk off. Right. You know, I mean, it's, it's, so anyway, that's my point.

But do people communicate with you? Like, when they come in, do they say this is what I want to? They were, again, the event coordinator. I don't know to say his name again, but he told me. people, you know, to be verbal. Right. And he said, you know, if you like something, moaning is a good thing, just so that he will know that you like what is going on.

If you don't like it, you know, you can, you know, remove, you know, just pull your dick out. So if he's deep-froating you, you don't like it, just pull your dick out and go, you know. And then, you know, for those who didn't like it, I would start licking their balls. And it looks great. Like everything was just perfect. And then they would go back to because we videotaped everything. Oh, I was going to ask if you take any pictures or anything. You videotaped, and they're okay with you videotaping?

No. No, not everybody. But what we did was we gave them all masks. and put masks on them. But some of them had tattoos that were pretty distinguishing. Yeah. And so they were like, no, I don't want that. And so anybody that just said no, then, you know, there was no video.

So unfortunately, it's not a continuous video. Right, but you have a lot of it on video. Yeah, a lot of people didn't care. But yeah, there was a lot of people going, no. I've got my wife's name tattooed on my chest. I do not want you to videotape it or whatever. I mean, I made that up. Right.

But, you know, so you have to figure out, you know, kind of what worked with one person. It doesn't work with somebody else and things like that. But we did do it. And we took a ton of pictures. We're going to make a website. But I'm looking at your list now. I have it in front of me. Like the oldest seems to be 62.

You have a couple seniors, like a 62, another 60. You have a 19-year-old Asian guy. He was the youngest, right, the 19? Right. Yes, he was. You have a 21-year-old. And then you have a lot of guys in their 50s and it's 59, 61, 62. What were those guys all about?

Oh, 66. Sorry, there's a 66-year-old, black guy. 66. There you go. Yeah. You know, yeah, I mean, they were all just, you know, it's a weird thing because I've heard this from guys a lot, and you probably have heard this as well on your podcast, that if I were going to get a blood job from a woman and I could get one from an 18-year-old or I could get one from a 50-year-old, I would probably prefer the 50-year-old because she knows what she's doing a lot more than that 18-year-old does. and the same thing happens on the receiving it. You would be amazed.

Yeah. Now, you know, these 18, 19, 20-year-olds, whatever, 21-year-olds, they just, you know. Horny. I think, well, I got to tell you, I mean, they shouldn't say this in case he's listening. But, you know, like, Asians probably came. Let me just say that. Yeah, they're younger. Because, like, imagine the, first of all, they have more hormones at that age.

Do you remember when you're 19 years old? You're so freaking horny. The wind blows and you can, you know, come. So it's just, I think they're talking about sensitivity and they haven't had a lot of ass. I just think it's like a, and it's a hormone thing too. Like, of course they're going to come really fast. It's probably like the hottest, craziest experience

of probably just dipping their toe into this kind of sort of, you know. Right. But they are now. Yeah. And this could be for a lot of them. And not only that, but I will tell you, I think, for a lot of 15, 60-year-olds, this is kind of maybe possibly one of the first things they've done as well. I don't want to say that there's a technique to getting blown.

But it seems like older guys sometimes, you know, if they get too old, then they just go, whatever. Because, you know, it takes 40 hours to do whatever. But most of them know how to really kind of, I don't want to say conducted. I was going to say direct. I was going to say direct. Yeah. Direct you.

They know what they want. They know how to do it. And they come in and they're like, I know how to get off. Well, those are doing that comes with experience. Right? Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense.

Yeah. And so, you know, I mean, everybody's going, oh, you know, I want the 18, 18, 20 year old. There's nothing wrong with them. They're wonderful to have the newer models, but sometimes the later models are great, too. Right, totally. I think it's good. Every type of vehicle out there is great. Right.

And you had it all here, but you are actually, I want to get this in, too, because we have like 10 minutes left. Like, you are actually doing another one. I didn't even know that. You didn't mention that. Oh, no, you did say, yeah, you didn't want coming up. but um we're doing it in austin yes you're doing it in texas awesome no i'm saying in the email i thought when you told me you had the update i didn't realize that you had the new one but you know whatever um and so you're doing this new one and like i said i mean because i'm super competitive like you

don't want to up my numbers i gave you three listeners that came the people in austin texas you're doing you know he's doing this exact scenario in a new place talk of my show is totally anonymous your blowjob of the party is totally anonymous people could go and there. They could wear mask, right? They could, they don't, right? Like, I mean, they could come in. The only thing they have to do. Yeah.

What we tell, what we tell people is this. And we will send out an email if they email us. We will send out an email, but it tells them everything. But, you know, they do have to bring a driver's license. It has a photo ID of some sort that has their photo and their date of birth. They can cover up their name. They can cover up their address. They can cover up their address.

They can cover up all their. driver's license number or Right, they just put tape on in stuff, and they have to put the name and, I mean, the age and the picture. We want to see a picture that matches what they look like in their age so that we know that everybody's 18. Apart from that, we don't care. Okay, great.

Having said that, having said that, you know, we're like a grocery store when you go in and buy wine. I mean, if you come in and you're 66, we're not, he didn't ask for a D. Right. He was like, come on it. You know, I mean, it's pretty obvious. And so for those who may be are a little older and they really want to be anonymous, you know.

You don't have to show it. But we are just like you. We are strictly anonymous. Nobody knows who anybody is. And when you get there, we give you a mask and if you want one and you can wear it. And we also, we also had hats as well, which is. kind of funny, but some people wanted to cover up, you know, their ball spots or their hair or something that might give them away to other people. And so, you know, so we had, we had hats.

You can take them with you. They're only used one time, so they're not like somebody's been breathing through it ahead of you or something like that. We just go out and buy plastic ones from a party store. But, you know, we want to give you all the anonymous, atmosphere that you can expect. You'll be posting again on Craigslist, right? We're going to go out and we'll post it on Craigslist. We don't know the dates yet, but this one is going to be bigger. How, what are you going to do into 48 hours?

Yes, we are. Forty-eight. We're going to try two days with a four-hour break in the middle. but we're going to go 48 hours, which means a 52-hour event. Right. We're actually going to go for 48 hours of selecting, but we're going to do a four-hour break where I can sleep and things like that. Then I take in between, I take little five, 10-minute breaks.

sometimes I take bigger ones you're kind of scheduled. Sometimes they're not. It all depends if somebody's ready to go if they're not or whatever. If they're not, I'll go out and I'll snack on food and things like that. But if they're ready to go, we just

one after the other, after the other, after the other. The goal, this time obviously is 100 people. Right. Wow. And you don't get tired and like you don't get bored. You told you that. Really quickly.

Wait a minute. Who told you I don't get tired? You do? No, I'm just saying you. It was kind of a question. I mean, who told you I don't get tired? Of course you get tired. No, but I mean, I'm tired of dick.

Like, but you don't get tired of doing it. That's the whole thing. Like, I mean, like, right? That's like physically you get tired. Your jaw gets tired. But you don't get, like, you haven't reached your dick limit, right? Like, you're just like, you just can't get it. I have been to sex therapy on two different occasions, two different cycles.

There were multiple sessions. They were both times they were just useless. I mean, I don't think there's. Oh, I'm not saying that. I mean, you know, we're not as if you like it, you like it. No, I'm saying that you don't get tired, though. That's what's interesting, right? Because I assume you agree.

Right. You have never. It's just not. You're not like, oh, God, I just can't stand to see another dick and I don't want to be, you know, even after 24 hours. No. No. No. No.

I have to tell you, I got done doing this last time and came home and answered email and had one of my regulars who didn't make it to the thing go, hey, can you? And I was like, yes, I can. Wow, and you did another one off the side after the 24-hour. Right. Yeah, no. No, there's nothing like that. So, yeah, so what we do is on Craigslist, probably in about a week, once we have the dates finalized, I'll put on on Craigslist for people in Central Texas. The date would love to have them.

It's going to be the 48 hours. We're going to call it the 48-hour blowjop competition. But one of the greatest things is that we're going to start this time at about 6 o'clock on Friday night, and we're going to go until 10 o'clock on Sunday night on the weekend. So it is the entire weekend 24 hours a day, except for the four hours that I get a little bit of a break. don't know when that's going to be yet, but it's going to be the entire weekend. So come out for a good time on a Friday, Saturday, Sunday. We're going to have alcohol.

We're going to have food. We will, it's Austin. It's Willie Nelson land. We're going to have pot there. You don't have to smoke it, but you're welcome to. Again, let me just say, if I can, the same rules that I said last. time, no other heavy drugs. There's no weapons allowed whatsoever.

We do have a security guard down, and he will check for weapons. We don't want guns. We don't want knives. So if you have them, leave them in your car. And he will make sure that, you know, everybody is 18 or over. And again, they know what's going on. So when you say security guard, people freak out and go, who? It's like, and they're not an idiot.

They went first. I mean, they know what's going on. Right. They went first, and they'll go last. That's how they get paid for the events. Exactly. Don't feel like security guard is a bad person. But we just want to make sure that there's everything.

This is an improper world. You can be totally anonymous. We'd love to have you. You have to be 18. There is no age limit. There is no weight limit. There is no size limit. There is no race limit.

We don't care. I don't care. The only thing that you have to possess is a dick. Right. And don't come out. And what I want, because you had three strictly anonymous podcast listeners show up to your vet last week, I want to double.

Since you're doubling your vet, I'd like to double my people. So I need six people. in Texas or in neighboring states that could just drive on over for a free blowjob. A free good blowjob. You know what? It would be awesome to have them

and once they're there, because I go down to Austin a lot, you know, this is our second month doing this, but I think this is going to become a more popular thing and I come to Austin lot as well. So come on down

and have a good time. enjoy it. There's a porno being played, both straight and gay porno being played out in the main rooms, but when you're with me, you are entirely in a private room, so nobody else is watching you. It's just you and me, and, you know, it's a chance just to sit back, relax, and enjoy yourself. And there you go. And let me tell you, Ma, I want to hear, and I I don't, you don't need to come on the show, but, you know, I had three listeners show up. If, like, you want to write me and tell me what your experience is like, that would be, like, really interesting. I can't, if anyone says them.

Or, no, I can't because I'm going to air those about it. But that would be really interesting if you showed up. But, you know, that was a good pitch for your, for your gig. It's going to be on Craigslist. You know. Right? It will be out on Craigslist. It will definitely be out there.

we were going to do a Facebook page and try to disguise it because they don't want pornography up there, but we were going to disguise it as a 48-hour challenge or something and let people know. One of the things we didn't do last time, and so if you're in Austin, let me just tell you, we were going to do this in Chicago, and we didn't do it, and we meant to them, we had permission, and my event coordinator's already talked about this, but we're going to go down to almost all the adult bookstores and hand out flyers the days of

and there are a couple adult bookstores on Interstate 35 that have told us that they would definitely carry them and have them in their stores. So if you are there and you know what those bookstores are south of Austin on 35 there's like three or four of them

or row of them, they're going to have all of our literature And information. And you just run down there a week beforehand because we're going to send it to them and they're going to put it up a week beforehand. You run down there and you'll have all the information as well. And around what time period are you going to be doing this? Don't you know when your business trip is? Probably, probably the third week of August.

Okay. So he's talking about the third week of August. So before the end of the summer. Oh, yes. Okay. And then I'll be back in Austin. again in October and we're going to do it again. Okay, well, and we'll have a part three coming up in September

to talk about your 48-hour events. We're going to see if I can do it. I had no problem staying awake. You're going to be able to do it. Yeah, I had no problem staying awake. Yeah, and you have the four-hour break. So it's just going to be the same thing except you get to sleep for four hours. So just look at, you know, your part.

Just take a lot of Red Bull. Yeah, exactly. You know, can I just say one thing before I leave? Yeah. I actually took a Red Bull last time and put it in a glass with ice. It was drinking it. And one of the backups ejaculated into the glass for me. So just wanted to share that.

And you like that? I mean, like, that was like a like, like. Sure. Of course. That's what I'm there for. Right. There you go. How much jizz do you think?

Like, does everybody come in your mouth? Do you just love to swallow? This last question is I know you have to go. Yeah, there were a couple people. There were maybe two or three who went on the face, but most everybody went in there. So, you know, if you think 40 people, if you think the average guy is, what, seven milliliters? Uh-huh. So you take seven times three.

35, you know, you're looking at, what, two-thirds of a can of Coke. Right, that you drank. Yeah. Wow. Maybe three-quarters. Yeah, somewhere around there. We should be over a can of Coke this next time. I wish I asked that question early on because I feel like some people might have, like,

logged off already, you know, because we were kind of ending the show. And we're going to miss that interesting tidbit. I should have asked that way in the beginning. So, you know, but we'll talk about how much you get at the day. next one. Well, the last thing I'll say before I go is that if you're thinking about coming out, take a day or two off from jerking off. Oh, because the more the better for you. There you go. Save it up. You know, just want to say that at the end. Okay. All right, Trey. Save it up. Thanks for calling back again. Thank you so much. Thank you for your listeners.

Austinites come out in August and let's have fun. Okay. We'll talk to you. soon. Thank you. Bye. Bye. Okay. I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only

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