Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1414 - James is Into Prostate Play

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

James is into prostate play and he called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including when he realized he was into anal play, the things around the house he used to use before he had toys, when and how he told his wife he was into anal play and how she reacted, how and why he wound up training his wife to get her into anal as well and how long it took for her to get into it,the toys they both enjoy using, how he uses a wand for his own enjoyment, how his anxiety meds numb him out and how it effects his orgasms, exactly how he gives himself a prostate orgasm, how he feels about pegging and where his wife pegs him the most, how and why his wife enjoys seeing him pleasured by prostate play and why she enjoys it is much plus a whole lot more. GET A COPY OF THE STRICTLY ANONYMOUS BOOK! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY HERE: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To see HOT pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712   Want to be on the show? Email me at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and click on "Be on the Show." Want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. All voices are changed.   Sponsors:  ⁠⁠https://inda.shop/STRICTLY⁠⁠ If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code STRICTLY  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beducate.me/pd2610-anonymous⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ — Click here to take the quiz and  get your personalized roadmap to sexual happiness ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.quince.com/strictlyanon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ — For premium quality Quince clothing plus FREE shipping and 365 day returns! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bluechew.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ — Get 10% OFF your first month of Bluechew GOLD! Use code: STRICTLYANON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://LoadBoost.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ — To get 10% off LOAD BOOST by VB Health use code: STRICTLY Follow me! Instagram  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Everything else: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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for him with his wife or his wife doing anal play on him. He actually, quote unquote, he said he used the word trained, which I think is a good word. He trained his wife first on how to get into anal action herself. And he explains that story. And then they started playing with his asshole. And he talks about all the toys that he uses. They got into pegging. He likes pegging, but he enjoys really like prostate play on the outside, on the inside with other things as well. He talks about having prostate orgasms. He gives you a great advice on how to have one yourself. The whole thing is super interesting, especially if you're into anal play, especially if you haven't told your girl, he told his girl she was down, she's fine, they have so much fun. He's totally straight. It didn't

turn him gay for anyone that's like, oh my God, this has a stigma about it. You shouldn't because let me tell you, James is here to say, like, all my other gas, that when you have a prostate orgasm, it is like the best fucking thing you've ever had in your life and he explains it all. So I'm going to get right to and be right back on with James. Hi, James. Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast. How are you today? Oh, I good, good. Where are you calling from? You're like in Australia. Are you in Australia? Yeah, I am. Yeah, in Perth, West in Australia.

You're in, you're giving it away with your accent. I mean, typically I don't ask where people are from. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. I don't need your street name, but, you know, you sound like yourself from someplace else. I like the Australian accent. You are here to talk about prostate play. You are one of those guys that have gone to that area. You have prostate orgasms. I it would be fun to do like how to have a prostate orgasm episode. You're going to tell me your story, of course. Now, let me just ask you a quick question because, you know, a lot of people, a lot of guys are into sometimes playing with guys and that's how they get into like a prostate play. Some guys get into it and they're totally straight.

Which guy are you? So, no, I'm definitely straight. That's it. That's the end of the story. That's it. You don't need to say anything more. That's it, period. I'm straight, period.

I'm straight, period. That's it. That's what I want to know. I actually think it's even more interesting when I hear from a straight guy, period, because a lot of guys out there who are, quote, unquote, straight have a big fear of going to that area because they're so afraid it might turn them gay or make them into guys or it means something. You know, there's like this whole ridiculous stigma attached to it. I think a lot of guys who are, quote unquote, straight have actually played with that area,

but they would never admit it because of the stigma. It's so ridiculous. It's so ridiculous. Like who doesn't have a, like I don't understand people who aren't curious. Like, you know what I mean? Like you never, and all your time to yourself in your room alone, never, whether you're a man or a woman like went to every part of your body and tried to figure shit out. Like who, who is that uncurious that they've never gone there? You know what I mean?

I don't get it. So. Yeah, no, absolutely. Even when you're just having a shower, you know, like you're washing yourself and then all of a sudden there's a, you know, you're like, oh. Oh. Exactly. That's what I mean that. How many guys are really telling the fucking truth?

But, you know, I can guarantee you pretty much every bloke. Yeah. So, but so here you are a straight guy who is totally into anal play. You are married. Is that correct? Yeah, yeah, for 14 years. Married for 14 years. Okay, let's go back, though, to your anal action.

I mean, it started before you. I know you guys do a little bit of pegging, but you do mostly like anal prostate play and all that kind of stuff. So, but let me go back to like whenever you started figuring out that. you could find pleasure in that area. Were you super young? Do you remember? I don't remember how it like sort of fully came about. But it was definitely when I was like 16, 17.

Yeah, like I said, just sort of having a wank in the shower. And I was like, oh, I wonder what that would feel like. And yeah, it felt fucking pretty good. What was that? Putting a finger up your ass, shoving the soap in there. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, yeah. Just.

Remember this is, we need an hour. We need an hour. So you're going to tell me all your details. The fingers. So you put a finger. Yeah, yeah. So it just started with fingers and stuff like that. And then, yeah, when I sort of got the balls to go and buy like a,

like a packet frangers or like condoms or something like that, then, you know, like a bag of what? I'm sorry. You have different words over there. You said a bag of bangers. Is that dildos? Frangers. What are frangers? Condoms.

Okay. Why were you putting them on your G. I mean, like, what were the condoms for? No, no. But like, I don't know if you guys have got it over there, like little. impulse deodorant. Like, it's like chicks deodorant. It's thin as fuck.

It's like, I don't know, probably maybe an inch. Okay. And like tall. Yeah, yeah. So like, I didn't really want to, you know,

make a mess of me sister's deodorant, so I'd put a condom on that and then, yeah. Yeah, no, I think it's funny. You're fucking using deodorant to shove up your ass. Okay,

that's like an interesting part of your story. Yeah. You should be given that out. It's like a little, like a little, like a cylinder, you know what I mean? No, I know it, you mean. It's just valid. I get it.

I've heard every fucking story. You're a teenager. You do these things. No shit. You know why I brought up G.I. Joe, because I had a guy on my show that used to shove his G.I. Joe's up his ass. Okay, so like, I've heard it all. Of course, you're so young.

You're not going to go buy like an anal butt bug or a dildo. So you're going to find things around the thing. You just said, oh, so I went and bought condoms. I'm like, okay, well, what are you putting the condoms on? You know what I'm saying? Okay, so you were using your sister. It wasn't even your deodorant. It was your sisters.

Oh, my God. Yeah, because it's a lot of blacks deodorant. He didn't want thick as. So I didn't know that was, yeah, a bit adventurous. So you started with your sister's female deodorant. Okay. So, and then you realized you liked it. Now, let me just ask you this as a young guy because, you know, there is this big stigma.

Were you like, oh, my God, does this mean I'm gay? Like, did it make you question yourself at all? Or were you like, I just like this feeling and it doesn't mean anything? Yeah, no, not at all Because I'm not like I'm not attracted to blokes at all Like it's not sexually Anyway, you know what I mean?

Yeah, it never really Cross my mind that I'd want to Try it with a guy or Or anything like that It just felt good You know That doesn't change anything In saying that

I didn't tell anybody for like Probably 10 years Of course Because you know what everyone would think That it means you want a fucking dick Inside of you You know what I'm saying Like that's what comes next

It's like The gateway job And we are talking nearly 20 years ago. Yeah, even now it's still a fucking stigma. It's so stupid. And that's why I always have people on my show. A lot of guys are like, ah, you love guy and guy action. Even the guy and guy thing is like, it's ridiculous that there's so many guys blowing dicks in the private without talking about it. You know, it's so stupid. And the whole anal play for even straight guys, why they can't cop to it and they have to keep it a secret, like you said for 10 years, people are still keeping it a secret to this

day because there still is that dumb stigma. And it's so stupid. But anyway, Who did you? So on those 10 years, did you ever like sort of, you know, go out and get yourself, like on Amazon or something when that came out, like, you know, like a butt plug or anything like that? Did you ever start buying yourself toys or were you just always using things around the house? Well, no, I did have like a little, like a little G-spot vibrator. Like, you know, they're like a, like a wand with like a big knob on it, like a big ball. Yeah. And it's like angled. I have one of those.

but it was only really, really small. So I had one of those for, yeah, shit, they laughed. It's a little battery one. You can't get them to last that long now. But, yeah, that... Yeah, you're right. They break so quickly now. Yeah, they just die all the time.

Let me ask you this, though. Yeah, and I was just using that, and I didn't really think anything of it. Like, until, like, my missus, when I met her, we were doing, like, long distance for quite a while, because over in, like, W.A. once you, like, you want to move up north, it's like, you know, 17-hour drive north. So we were doing long distance for a while. And I don't know, to be honest, I must have been pissed or something because I just, like, we were sending dick pics and, you know,

we're sending each other pictures and shit like that. And I thought, oh, what do you reckon of this? And I just put, like, a little toy just up, like up me and sort of took it, like, on an angle so you could just sort of see it poking out. And, yeah, it just went from there. she was into it. There you go. And what you had never told anyone, was she the first person? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what I mean. I must have been proper drunk. Yeah, probably. But that's okay. You know, it's sort of like you're, that's better than having to keep it a secret.

You married this girl. So that was like the best thing to do is just like be fucking honest. You know, even though you had a little liquid courage. Let me ask you this. So before you started doing stuff with her, in all that time of you playing with yourself, Did you have prostate orgasms yourself or did you not have them yet?

Because it's not like they're easy to have. Like you have to figure it out. Well, yeah. So there wasn't really any, like we're talking like a good, you know, 20, 20 years ago when I started doing it. But there wasn't really any information. Like it wasn't in any, like, you know, it wasn't in penthouse. It wasn't on any of that shit. And the internet was, you know, for dumb memes, it wasn't really, like, there wasn't really any porn about it.

You know what I mean? There was no. And you didn't learn it in school. You know, no sex ed's going to tell you to stick shit up your ass. You know what about? Yeah, you don't even know that you can have a prostate orgasm. No, no, but it felt fucking awesome. Like, thinking back, like, I probably did.

Because it definitely enhanced the orgasm. I wouldn't say it was like a full, like proper prostate orgasm. Like proper prostate, you know when you had one. That's what I always say. It's like an orgasm for a woman. You don't think you had an orgasm, you know. the noises you mate like mom my mom's so i would just sit there and just laugh you know what i mean like she just starts giggling because it's yeah i don't know the noise i didn't even know i could make those notes you know what

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Yeah, that's crazy. So then what, so what happens now that your girl knows and you're dating her and you eventually marry her, like, Like, do you just incorporate toys when you guys are together? Like, what started, like, you know, how did you guys get into sort of doing, like, prostate plate together? Well, yeah. So, because she, she sort of never really did any sort of anal at all, even on herself or or anything like that. She never had anyone, like, it sounds horrible, but I had to, like, train it.

You have to, like, I had to, like, train her. Like, if you know what I mean, like, you start with, like, Her, anal for her or anal for you? Yeah, yeah, before she'd start, yeah, before, like, she could start receiving it. And then when she started receiving it, that's when she was like, oh, hang on. Let's, you know, let's do it on you as well. Otherwise, I'd pretty much just do it when I was masturbating. Yeah, see, and this is why, let me just tell you something.

Sorry, I keep interrupting you, but, like, I really think that a lot of times I say this when it comes to anal with women, a lot of times the reason why guys ruin anal for women is they, They've never tried anal themselves. So they don't know how to fucking do it. You know what I mean? And unless you've had it done to you and you know how to work it, right? And you train yourself, then you could know how to be with somebody else, you know? Whereas if you've never played with your asshole, you think it's like a pussy or something else and you just shove something in, you know? And that's not the case.

And any guy. And that's what form teachers. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you think by watching. And is what you're saying? Yeah. yeah by watching like the porn or anal porn or something like that yeah you just seen these massive

cocks just smashing yeah and that's yeah and yeah and i always yeah but you know that before she could take my cough but you know that because you took you weren't putting huge your you know a deodorant up your ass when you first started either so you knew how it works because you did it and i always say to guys like do it to yourself first before you try doing it to your girl and then you'll know how to ease her into it. Like you said, quote unquote, train her. You have to teach her how to ease into it, get into it, loosen up, open up, receive.

And just trust me as well, you know, like trust that I'm not just going to go ham and, you know, just and hurt her. You know what I'm going to? Of course. Yeah. It did, it probably took about two years, like really. Yeah. Before she was like, put it in my ass, you know, like before she, like when we were having

sex, she'd always be like, oh, we might get a little plug out or something like that, like something small, you know, just sort of, you know, give her that full feeling. But yeah, probably took about two years before she was like, nah, just fuck me in my ass, what? Yeah, let me just tell you. Like, just put a wand on her pussy. Yeah. Yeah, you know, listen, whenever I was very into you know, when I was younger, but I never, like, I always had my hand behind me on the guy's dick, like, and I told them, like, I controlled it. Do you know what I mean? And that's, That's because I was like so bossy from day one that that's why I always enjoyed everything because I just did whatever the fuck I wanted and micromanage sex, you know, but a lot of girls don't speak up for themselves. They don't want to grab it and hold it and tell you what to do.

You know, so I would assume if I wasn't doing that, yeah, it would take me a long time to trust that the guy knows exactly when and how to do it, you know, because if it happens at the wrong time, it's fucking painful. And a story. Oh, absolutely. And even you just like guiding or even holding like your partner's cock at the time. like there's nothing stopping you know like a hundred kilo bloke like you're still getting too carried away you know what I mean yeah you're right it in the heat of passion yeah he's an asshole he's gonna go yeah he's gonna go no I no one was ever going to do that to me because they know I kick their ass I wasn't like

I wasn't more intimidating than that I'm sorry but yeah but I it's kind of hot though isn't it what what with them just shoving in it what is no no like like I don't know I just sort of having the chick I sort of just, you know, take control and just be like, no, this is ever done it on it. Yeah, yeah. It's what it used me to, you know, I like that. And that's good. Yeah, that's what people, I think what girls don't really understand, because I was, like,

very selfish when it came to sex when I was younger and I would just tell guys what to do. And I would never let them stop until they mean we have an orgasm. And I directed everything and told them and spoke up. And, like, guys thought it was, like, so great in bed. And it's because, like, guys do like selfish women. They do want a girl that, you know what I mean? Because typically it's like, so there's so much pressure on the guy, especially if the girl is just sitting there like do everything, read my mind, whatever, you know, and I think girls don't

understand that that's what guys want. They want you to tell them. They want you to be selfish. They want you to not stop until you have an orgasm, you know, but they think it's the opposite. But it's really not. Guys actually like it. Okay, so you start getting her. And I think that's actually really smart. So you got her into anal before she started doing stuff with you. Yeah, yeah, because I was playing the long game. Smart. Yeah. Yeah, it just worked out. You know, you got a lot more. and that sort of stuff. But in saying that, like, going back to, like,

you don't really know how it feels on yourself and all that sort of stuff, that's kind of why we don't do too much pegging. Because obviously, she can't really feel it. Exactly. So it is always too rough. And even being together, like, 14 years and doing, like, a lot of, like, anal play and, like, plugs and vibrators and that sort of shit, like, it's still, I don't know,

like I'm still not really a hundred percent comfortable sort of like looking back at her and sort of losing that what's not being dominated but you know what I mean like doing exactly what she allowed you to do is get to the point where you could trust you got said it took her two years to get to the point where she could trust you that you knew what was going on and to do it without her like you know being afraid that you weren't going to hurt her you're not even there yet with her no that's right and like a bit like a bit of rubbers a lot harder than like, you know, a bit of flesh. And especially when you can't feel it, you know,

she sort of just, it's like a 15 year old losing their virginity, you know, you're just sort of stabbing it around and hoping for the best. Oh, no, I mean, it's very, very true. I did an episode with Wyo or Luna, whatever fuck her name is, she keeps changing it, but she was saying that she, she, she, she, I think she's Luna Robbenoff.

I love those episodes too, by the way. She's fucking, she's all, I love Luna's episodes. Yeah, oh, me too. I'm taping one with her this. week we're doing a sex in the news story so stay tuned but anyway she was talking about how she thinks it's so easy to peg it doesn't it's not that hard i was like come on no it's not i've heard from most people that it is very difficult because you don't feel it there's an art to it so but let's get

let's not go to the pegging just yet like let's go to when you started doing stuff with her with you where she started doing stuff to you yeah so pretty much we were just like uh what i like the little wands. Not like, you know, the Hitachi is like how big they sort of are. You know, the little, the smaller ones that you can get, the little rechargeable ones. Well, she always, you always had one of those, because we were doing FIFO. She just had, like, a little bag of tricks she used to bring up. And, yeah, so she'd sort of, like, finish a couple times and just sort of get a bit, you know,

bit worn out and whatever. And she's like, come on, you need to, you know, we need to speed this up. And I don't know, one or not, she just sort of put it on, like, just on the outside of my ass. And that just felt fucking wicked. And then all of a sudden I was sort of just like pushing into it. And then she's like, oh, okay, hang on a second. And then just sort of like held it firm and just let me sort of do my thing on it.

And I don't remember it, but apparently I ended up like taking it. And then from then it sort of just went. She's like, oh, maybe we should get like this curved one. And when she comes to sex shops and stuff with this, like, have you, have you trod this one? trod, you know, the beads or or anything like that. Would she get more stuff for herself too? Or was it now the anal action was

focused more on you? No, no. We love our toys. Yeah, we got... You both use them. Like, you both have toys for your anal area. Her too. Yeah, absolutely. And for her pussy in that as well. Yeah. Yeah, we've got the domi, the the love, love ant's domi. I don't know

what that is. I think it is. It's, it's like a it's d o m i i don't know it's just it's just a wand really but it's probably one of the better ones we've we've ever had that thing is fucking mental is it's a vibrator is it is by love sense the domi it's a wand yeah love and yeah love it's sorry yeah yeah it's a wand yeah yeah yeah it's a wand okay yeah wands are great you know truth be told i never used a wand until i was like so old because i thought it was just like a vibrator and i don't really like vibrators they just i always felt like they numbed me out after a while so but anyway i use them now all the time, I don't care. But the wand is like a whole other experience. Do you use the

wand on yourself? Like is a wand? Can a wand be used on a guy? And if so, how do you use it? Do you put it on your taint, on your, by your prostate or like, do you use a wand yourself? Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. It doesn't really, funny thing is it doesn't really feel that great like on, on your car. Okay. Yeah. I don't know. It's too like pinpoint. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's not like around the things. Yeah, but you go lower. Like, you go underneath. Like, yeah, on your Taint. Yeah, on your tank, sorry.

We call it a gooch in Australia. Oh, Gouche. I like that. I just a pretty fucked up names of things like. Yeah, we're pretty feral down here. But yeah, we put it on there. And yeah, you can actually feel your prostate through your tank.

Totally. If you push hard enough, you can actually feel the little walnut locket. Yeah, it's pretty good. So, yeah, you can have it on there. And then the wand on your ass, it just feels like someone's licking it, really. You know, like it feels fucking good. Yeah. And then on the domi, I like it, because it's actually got, like, attachments that can go with it.

Oh, really? They just sort of, like, clip on onto the head. Yeah, yeah. And it's got like a, like a, like a long finger. Yeah. Then that hits the spot pretty well. So you can put that inside and it's as powerful as the wand, but with the finger. Oh, I'm looking at it.

Look, the male attachment, the female. Yeah. And now it's got like the other side as well. So you've got like the cock side too. Yeah. So like, and. but the misses she just once she

like once she comes or I don't know a couple of times I've got an issue where I'm going to take like anti-anxiety medication and you take anxiety medication yeah

yeah whatever believe it or not and practically everybody on the fucking planet takes it when you act you act as if nobody takes it everyone's like talks about popping Xanax like 24 7

so anyway go on we don't get that in Australia I'll fuck I'm not condoning drugging, but I'd fucking love to grab some stuff. Oh my God. I've never tried any of that stuff, but I get it. Okay, go on.

So it takes you a little numbed out from your little numbed out by the medication? Well, it's really, really hard to finish. I've always had like pretty strong pull-out game anyway. I've always been very, like, controlled. Yeah. But now that I've been on the medication, yeah, it's even harder. So unless we do some. proper feel.

I don't know if it's just me getting older as well, but it's just, unless we do some proper filthy shit, like I can, you know, go for a couple of hours without finishing it all. Like there's times where I'm just fucked.

And I was like, no, that's definitely the medication. No, that's definitely the medication. The medication does that to people, for sure. It does it to women too.

Mm-hmm. You know, that's for sure. Yeah. So, when was the first time you had a prostate orgasm? Do you remember?

To be honest, probably, maybe three years ago. It wasn't too long ago, like a notable one where I realised exactly what it was. Yeah, probably about three years ago. It's always enhanced the orgasm. Even if you don't have a proper prostate orgasm, it always makes your cum feel way better. Like, I don't know, there's something, when you get close, you just sort of really get into it.

And everything just feels good from your waist down. It's unreal. But when you have a prostate orgasm, yeah, it's just otherworldy. You're out-of-body experience type shit-o. It's pretty good. Now, is it the type of thing where once you have one, you could always get it, or is it hard to have one for you? Yeah, no, there's a lot of build-up involved.

Like, you've got to be ready, obviously. Just like, it does, and you've got to have a, I find it easier with a partner to have one. Like, having one by myself is actually a lot harder just because of the angles you've got to do. But in saying that as well, you've also going to have a partner that wants to sit there with the fingers in your ass for, you know, an hour. Like, it's, it's a, yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's not a 10 minute job.

It's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, um, yeah, it's, um, yeah, it takes a lot longer, you think that maybe your sensation and your prostate is a little numbed out too from the medication. Maybe another guy, it could happen a little bit quicker because maybe that whole area is a little bit less stimulus, you know, you need a little bit more for everything. I mean. to be honest with you that's a pretty bloody good question

I've actually never thought of that to be honest with you I mean yeah it might be you know I am just punishing myself no well you're dealing with your anxiety I don't know

I mean you know listen you're dealing with your anxiety that's why you take it just so you know I've had panic and anxiety texts my whole life I've never taken anything for it I refuse but you know I do believe that some people need it and they take it and it works I just power through. Sometimes I don't have them for years. Sometimes I have them all, you know, and whatever.

But it's a terrible thing to live with. It's terrible. What? Yeah. I never had any panic attacks or anything like that. So what do you take it for? But it was anxiety. Generalized. It was in depression. Right. So it was like for, it was more for depression, basically. Basically, when we had kids and we were down a single income household and I was working, like I've worked for myself for, well, before I went into mining for 15 years. So I was all like as a chippy. like carpenter. Uh-huh. So I was always chasing work, like contractor.

Yeah. Always chasing work, chasing money, just working seven days a week, just always stressing. You know what I mean? It was just fucked. And it was more just to slow down and like stop that little voice in my head saying, you know, fuck this, fuck off, go get the next one. Or, you know, like, just take a second, think about it. You probably can do this.

Yeah. So it's probably not anxiety. It was just to shut that little voice up, the fight of flight, you know. Oh, interesting. That's interesting. Yeah, I just let the voices talk in my head. I just ignore them, actually. I don't care. I work 12 and a half hours every day, like when I'm on swing. Yeah. Yeah, I do a job by myself as well. I fucking have some brilliant conversations with myself. That's cool. Yeah, it's not bad. That's not bad. That's great. But anyway, at least it works for you. And listen, you can come. It just takes you a little bit longer, but you're getting huge benefits from it because it's helpful. you, whatever, like you said. So that is what it is. I'm not, I'm not your doctor. So I don't want to get into that or anything. I mean, you know, it works for you. But I think maybe that is the reason why it takes you a little bit longer to have a prostate organism to. But it is the type,

listen, I've talked to a lot of guys about it. And I, and they do say that sometimes like once you find it is, you know, and stuff. But so how did you. Yeah, why don't you explain? Give like a tutorial. Like if some guy, like if you were going to teach your guy like, oh, this is, how you have it. Like, you did say that you think it's better with a partner, you know, I don't know how you want to explain it

or give like a little tutorial on how to have one for another guy. Yeah, so you want to be, I mean, you want to be turned on, like really turned on. And a bit of prep as well.

Like, generally, if I'm, if I haven't sort of had any, any play there for a while, like, you know, a couple of weeks or a month or something,

I'll generally like not eat for that sort of the day. Oh, interesting. I'll eat lollies just because they don't turn into anything. What is a lolly in Australia? Is that a lollipop? Because that's what a lollie is here.

Oh, like candy. Yeah, okay. Like jelly babies or something. Okay. Yeah. Like lollies.

We don't call candy lollies. We call it candy. Yeah. Yeah. So to my kids, eh? A lot far out. But yeah. Everything's so American for the children.

That's interesting. Oh, really? Oh, you know why? Because they're like on YouTube. Yeah, because they're YouTube and all their screen times. Obviously, we're very heavily influenced. Yeah, interesting. All that TV's America and everything on.

And yeah, my kids do Halloween and they're always asking for candy. Candy. They write mom, M-O-M instead of M-U-M. It's funny. It is funny. Yeah, that's kind of interesting. You would never think of that anyway. So wait, all right, so go back to the.

The price. So you won't eat for some reason. Keep going. Yeah, well, because you don't want any mess. You know what I mean? You don't want anything to happen, especially if you're going to be pegging. Because going in and out deeper is, yeah, it sort of feels like you're making a movement. Yeah.

For a little bit until you start hitting that spot and you start focusing and getting into like a really good rhythm. But anyway, getting back to the start. So you want to, you want to get kind of like really, really quite aroused. And then lube up, definitely lube up. Don't use silicon lube. Use water-based lube. Silicon lube's just shit. It gets too sticky.

Right. And it's just like good. But yeah, and just like sort of, like, what does she do? I'm sort of, you know. Well, why don't you explain how a guy could do it himself? Have you ever been able to do it yourself? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

So, yeah, once you're positive that you cleaned out, because if you're not, prepped correctly and a movement does happen. Once you've sort of been doing like anal, it really stings and it'll just kill you. It'll just kill the vobs straight away as soon as you need that, that urge go to the toilet. So make sure that you don't need to. Yeah, like whack on some porn or whatever, whatever your favourite point is. Yeah, get yourself hard and don't focus too much on doing, trying to get like a hands-free orgasm. I think they're impossible personally. I think you need to sort of stroke it a little bit. But yeah, just live up really well.

Just sort of rub yourself until, like, rub your asshole until, like, with one or two fingers, it'll open and, like, sort of suck you in. You know what I mean? Like, it'll, it'll, it'll, yeah, yeah, it's really weird. Like, it'll, it'll, I'm sorry, I'm really struggling to find the words. Like, you'll know when to insert. Let's put it that way. Okay. And then I like to sort of.

you know, do you know, how will you know? Because you're like, your asshole will like open up. Yes. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it'll open up and it'll sort of like as you're rubbing, it'll, you'll start inserting at that same time, but not the full way. But if you make like a little hook with your finger and sort of face it back up

towards yourself and sort of like rub like that, but keep it nice and stiff, it'll actually, I don't know, it'll relax your muscles a lot easier, a lot quicker. And then, yeah, I'll find you can, yeah, whack a toy in there, like a vibrator or something that. Yeah, but you want to, sorry, it's really hard to explain. Why is it hard to explain? Because I've never really thought about the process, to be honest. Sort of just in the moment, it just feels good and you just do it.

So I'm just kind of. Trying to break it down. It's okay. Maybe you can't explain this. So you just got to move it around and make sure you're on that same spot. And you know the spot when you get there, correct? Yeah, that's right. That's right.

So it's, I mean, everybody is different. So I know, like for me, myself, everybody thinks it's like, you know, your second knuckle and like your middle finger. It's generally about that deep in, but mine, like, that's why it's easier for me with a partner because it's actually like my full finger. So it's actually quite a bit deeper. But when you actually do feel it, it does feel like a little warmer. There's a significant bump in there. Yeah, and if you poke and prod that, it kind of brings on like a feeling, you can actually feel it in your cock.

Like, it feels like you kind of want to wee a little bit. Yeah, so what else said that, that you wee, like pee, like it feels like you have to go to the bathroom a little bit. Same for women when they squirt. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it kind of feels like that. get that feeling and you'll feel it the whole way down, down your cock, like all the way through your urethra. When you feel that, that's when you know you're doing it.

But it feels good as well. It's not like you're busting for a piece. It actually feels decent. But yeah, like, and generally, just that fun, really. Like, if it feels good, keep doing it. If it doesn't feel good, move around until it does. Right. And you stay there when you get it.

And you can also feel that little wall night. walnut thing through your taint, right? Because I'm always promoting the butter toy for people that don't want to go inside yet. So you can use like the butter toy or a wand also in that area and push down when you could find where that little walnut thing is under there, correct? Yep. Yep, that's right. And you'll know when you hit it too, because the same thing. You'll get that feeling up your, up your cock as well.

It's like a pulse almost. Oh, interesting. just runs, that just runs up the length, but like through your euratherer, like it. Right. Yeah. And you'll, yeah, it's a really, really unique feeling, to be honest with you. But yeah, and once you hit that, you, yeah, you can definitely feel it from the outside. But, I mean, you can use any vibrator, really, any vibrator fingers, anything, anything you can reach

with on the outside. It's literally just straight underneath your balls up towards your stomach. Yeah. I mean, what I like about the butter toy and I think what they made sure of, it's very soft. And you know what I mean? it's not like a hard plastic toy that you're putting on. I think sometimes wands are the same kind of material. You do want something soft and stuff in that area because you're moving it around and you're pressing it. Let me ask you this. When you guys got into pegging like, or wait,

first question is how many, is it like a prostate orgasm for you something that you could count on like your one hand or two hands that you've had or do you have them all the time now? Or is it something that you've had maybe 10 times in your life? No, no. Now that I know what they are and I know my my rhythm and like obviously the missus knows what what my body's doing when it's starting to happen yeah i can have them quite a lot so you have them all the time essentially if i want one yeah yeah if i've prepped properly and we've got the time yeah definitely and how do you typically make it happen how does it typically happen for you the easiest way her putting a toy in her with her fingers her re pegging you like with a wand what is the quickest way to

do for you to have a have a prostate orgasm? Well, it's definitely after we finished fucking and she's, she's spent, you know what I mean? She's a real squirder and stuff like that. So she's physically and mentally just like, fuck and just gets, just gets the wand and just shoves it on my ass and lets me finish. Yeah, it's pretty funny.

So the wand in that area can do it for you? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah. Well, it starts with the wand. Yeah, definitely. But the better quality the one like obviously. What's the quickest way for you to have a prostate orgasm? To have a prostate, yeah.

So yeah, I'd definitely say the wand. The one for sure. On the outside. Yeah, yeah. On the outside. But then obviously when she's holding it there nice and firm, your hips just start moving by themselves as you sort of clenching. Yeah.

And then it'll just suck it inside and it'll just move it. It'll just automatically move to the right spot. Interesting. Yeah, but you'll be like rolling your hips and like writing it, essentially. Yeah, but you'll end up just taking it. I guess it sounds so weird for me to say that. Why? Yeah.

Oh, it's just a completely different role, I suppose. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, you're right. For me, I'm like, why? Because I'm a girl and I'm always taking it. So I don't see the difference. But I'm not a guy. Yeah, yeah, I don't understand.

Another guy understands. Like, if I look back, and I'm like, yeah, give it to. me, I'm like, fuck, what the fuck? What it just doesn't... Do you enjoy... Yeah, that's so funny. Do you guys enjoy the pegging or you don't do it as much you enjoy the other stuff more,

more so? There's definitely times where I'm like, you need to punish me. Like, I'm like, itching for it, you know? And that's when it's really good. But if, for instance, we've just, yeah, we've just finished up and she wants to get me off real quick, there's definitely the quickest way to get me off is, putting something to me ass. But if she

just wants to peg me and I'm not really mentally prepared for it, it just hurts. Yeah, of course. Yeah. So it's like your lowest thing on your list is the pegging from everything else. Yeah. Yeah, I'd say so.

I mean, it definitely has its place. It's definitely fun. Yeah. I find it better in the shower, actually, like standing up in the shower. Oh, that's interesting. And just sort of like leaning forward. Yeah.

Yeah. And then we've worked. a little step. She's a bit short of that. So we bought a little step that she can stand on just to fucking peg me. Oh, I got to imagine what your cleaning lady thinks that step is for or your kids. Cleaning lady.

You don't have a cleaning? You don't have a woman that cleans your house for you? You don't have anyone that comes and helps you clean. Your wife cleans your house? Oh, my wife, yeah. Oh, my God, that poor woman. Nobody cleans her house themselves anymore. Nobody, no, nobody cleans her house anymore. Why not have someone do it? First of me, giving someone a job. Who wants to spend their time with fucking cleaning? It's so stupid and boring. I mean, listen, I tidy up 24-7 because I like a

clean fucking house. So I'm constantly cleaning myself. But deep cleaning? She's cleaning your toilets? Poor girl. She still cleans your toilets? To be fair. She's the only female in the house. I think it's myself. We got two boys. Oh, God. You need a cleaning lady to come in and fucking clean. No, I, I clean the toilets. You do? Yeah, she shouldn't. Yeah, she shouldn't have to do that. Like, it's pretty, it's pretty fucking brutal with three blokes in it.

Well, listen, I'm just going to tell you the straight up. Like, you know, I grew up in a time where like back in the day, there was a time where, oh, my God, only rich people had, you know, people come in and clean their houses and they called them maids and whatever. And, you know, now everybody has it. I mean, nobody, they're not even expensive. It just, you know, I don't know. In Australia, it's not what. Yeah, Australia, we're probably still, fuck, we're probably still in 1950. Oh, why?

Because they're like nobody does that? No, no. Oh, interesting. I'm sure people do, but it is really just, you know, pretty wealthy people. Oh, so it's like back in the day here? Yeah, I'd say so, yeah, we've got a pretty hectic sort of cost of living crosses here at the moment. Oh, so do we? I live in New York City.

Do you know that I can't get a hamburger or just a hamburger without fries or a salad or anything? thing on the side, not even a fucking drink. Cost me $37. Okay, $37 for a one burger. One fucking burger, but I still pay for my cleaning lady because I'm not going to fucking clean my shower or my thing. But anyway, let's move on. Who cares?

I'm sorry. Fuck, she better cook you a burger to that. I can't stand the smell in my house. I live in an apartment. It's the fucking gross. I made burgers recently for me and my son. They were so delicious. But the smell like fucking because in my apartment and I have huge windows, but you can't

open the mom. It's just gross. I don't want to smell fucking hamburgers in my house for three days when I'm not hungry. You know what I mean? Like, it's just disgusting. But the hamburgers are so good. So we don't really have apartments out of here. Okay, let's move on.

No one cares about this. Yeah. All the blogs are just like, fuck, side. Yeah, maybe they're like, oh. Yeah, yeah. They're like, I make my wife clean. Shut the fuck up, Kathy. Anyway, anyone in America that doesn't have a cleaning lady, get your wife a fucking

cleaning. It don't make anyone clean anymore. I used to have a cleaning lady for my studio apartment. My friends were like, why can't you clean a studio apartment? Well, to be fair, the only reason she does clean is because she is stay-at-home mom. We are single income. Plus, I work away, a week on and a week off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. And she had the kids are sleeping. I was a stay-at-home mom for a while, but I really didn't want to clean that because that's the hardest job ever to the being a stay-at-home mom. When the kids are home, if they're not at school. But if the kids are in school, then she has plenty of time to fucking clean if she's a stay-at-home mom.

Are the kids in school already? Can I get that in an email? Look, there's no fucking way I'll tell her that. What? Wait, but I'm just saying, when you're a stay-at-home mom, no, I'm just saying if you're a stay-at-home mom and the kids went back to school already, then you should be cleaning, because what else are you doing all day? You know what I mean? You have until 3 o'clock in the afternoon. TikTok and got out in

I don't understand I don't know okay sorry we have to move on Louis have five more minutes sorry yeah yeah so you know so that's what you like it's okay I feel like you gave a lot of like really good information you know and your wife is into all this right

she's never questioned you know my last question would be like did she ever ask you like oh are you into guys or was she ever like weirded out about it or she was just like totally down right from the beginning has never been weirded out by the fact that you like anal play and all that kind of good stuff No, actually. She's never, that's probably why I married her.

She doesn't judge us, you know. Yeah, yeah. That feels good, does it? She's, I don't know, she gets really turned on by watching me. You know what I mean? Like, the pleasure that she's giving me is getting her off as well. Yeah. But she just loves watching that.

And she, I just hear her laughing and like, you're just in your own little head. You're just like, I don't care that she's laughing at me right now. Like, I just must be, I must look aside. I'd hate to see it on film. When you're having the prostate orgasm, you mean you sad? You make noises and everything. It's so crazy. Yeah, yeah.

It's almost like animalistic. It's just 100%. Yeah. 100%. It's like basic primal. And it's full body as well, you know what I mean? Like it's you generally, you won't come for probably four or five of them. Yeah.

But then you'll end up like if you do want to come, like you've got to finish yourself off. But it doesn't happen during. Yeah, which is interesting because I think a lot of people wouldn't understand that. Yeah, some people, yeah, and that's why it took so long to really learn how to do it as well. Because I always thought it was hands free. Yeah, yeah. You're fucking with your prostate that you're going to, you know, you're going to blow a load. No, you don't.

You just feel these, like, euphoric sort of waves up and down your body as you're sort of rolling. And it's all like in your guts. It's like it's almost tantric, if you know. Yeah. Like breathing and also like you, on your exhale and you sort of clench, you, you feel it, you know what I mean? It's like butterflies just erupt. Like it's, so, yeah, it's quite bizarre. But amazing.

I know that I had a, yeah, I definitely had a woman who said that, you know, when she saw her guy have a full body orgasm, she said she kind of made her realize like how guys feel when they give a girl an orgasm. You know what I mean? because it was so powerful and to see that she just did that to her husband. You know what I mean? Instead of just like the regular orgasm, she said, oh, this must be like what it's like for a guy. Because a woman experiences an orgasm, I think, all over her body. You know what I mean? It is a very intense thing.

And she felt like... Especially with a wand and a J-spot. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, crazy. The lawn's amazing. So yeah, so she said she loved it. So that's what your wife is and she's into pleasure.

And listen, most people love turning their partner on, as she should be interested in turning you on. And she is. she's wired that way, right? So a lot of people are wired that way. To be honest, yeah, and to be honest, if I've never brought it up, she probably would never have brought it up, you know what I mean? She would just think like everybody else does, I guess. Like, oh, no, guys don't want to have their backdoor played with, but no, we fucking love it.

Just do it, ladies. Yeah. And guys should try it. And guys who haven't tried to try it and guys who have tried it and don't want to show your girl get a little drunk and show her. picture maybe try your move because you just threw it out there and she was fine. Even when they ask you, well, what do you want for your birthday? Just a finger up the bum blow, blow, drop, love.

That's it. That's all you want. Yes, I think that's good. It's funny, like, yeah, like, it's funny, like, because I work in a very male-dominated industry. And, like, we're all, you know, we're all away from our partners up there. Like, so it is, it's pretty brutal. Yeah, I can imagine.

Oh, yeah. Like, it's, the sexual harassment that goes on is, is insane. Like to be a fly on the wall, you'd think we're all gay. Yeah. 100%. Yeah.

What anyone bends over. They're getting, you know, almost rape. But like fake rape, you know what I mean? Like just fucking around. But,

you know, everybody up there always jokes around, you know? It's like, oh, would you get for your birthday? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. What? Two or three. You know? Like, you know, we're always always joking about going to, like,

Thailand and, you know, getting a rip start from a lady boy or something like, you know what I mean? that there's always, you just know that everybody fucking does it. That's what I think. Yeah. For the guy who hasn't, you should. And the guy who hasn't told his girl, he can.

And she's not going to like be like that. And you know what? Just give it a go. Yeah. Just communicate. Just say, you know what? Like, when she's playing with your nuts, just even move her hand. She doesn't have to like stick.

If she doesn't want to, you know, finger you, essentially, you don't have to go and get gloves and ruin the mood and shit, just move her hand and just say, oh, just, just rub it there just a little bit, you know? Exactly. Yeah, because that'll feel good. And then eventually, when she starts seeing what it's doing to you, yeah, you'll be buying all sorts of funky shit to put up there. Yeah, there you go.

And you could try pegging. Some people enjoy it more than you do. You're like, it's okay. You know, some people guys fucking love it. But, you know, you tried it. And I think everybody is different, right? And everyone's going to like different things. but all of it is always going to feel fucking good.

You know, even when you're just, even if you're not having a prostate orgasm, it still feels better when your prostate is being stimulated. It really, even if you're struggling to really find your prostate, yeah, just the actual movement. When you start getting close to coming, it actually starts bringing on the same sort of feeling as a prostate sort of orgasm. Yeah. And then you know that that's kind of what you're looking for.

And that's where you need to stay. Sometimes it won't happen, but sometimes it will. No, that's right. But even if it, like you said, even if it doesn't happen, it's still, oh shit, it's unreal. Yeah. So, yeah, it's, I don't know, it's almost like it's meant to happen. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, I know.

You're meant to play with it. It's fucking there. I say it in my better wellness ads like, oh my God, like, you know, like if you haven't had a press series, you should because like every guy who calls into my show says it's like the most amazing thing that they've ever experienced, like nothing you've ever experienced before, kind of a thing. You know,

and now you're here to say that that's true. That's why I have these kinds of episodes on. I'll probably air this one on a sexual health Saturdays, maybe, or a Sunday as a bonus episode. I think it's interesting. I love that. It's very vanilla.

But it's not. It's all about, it'll play. Who cares? I have cheaters on my show. They're not swingers. I get to do whatever the fuck I want on my show, okay? So I'm doing this episode for people.

And the cheating stories, but, and the cheating stories? Of course. I have a herpes episode coming out. That's one of my most fun episodes I ever taped. It's all about herpes for some. I get to do whatever I want on my show and I can put out any kind of topics that I think my audience is interested in because I have seven episodes. I don't need for like, you know, if I was putting one episode out a week, I would be

more concerned with like making my audience happy, right? I put out seven. So I feel like everybody gets something that they're interested in. So I could do something like this because you know what? There's going to be people that are fucking interested in it. And that's why I do it. And but I'm going to do of six other things this week. I don't need all fucking swingers stuff in one week.

You know what I mean? So this is going out. Thank you so much for calling it and telling your story. You will get free access to my Patreon if you want to see comments. You'll get free link. Oh, when you get hang up, you'll get a thank you email from my calendar system. And then there will be a link for my Discord if you want to go in there. There's a moment.

Yeah. Oh, okay. You're already there. Okay. So, you know, you have that. You'll get a free link to Patreon though to see comments for your episode when your episode airs. But thanks so much for calling in. This was super interesting and fun to talk to you.

Yeah, any time. I thank you very much. Yeah, absolutely loves the podcast. Like, I've listened to every episode. Oh, my God. I love it. Yeah, no, it's so good. And even me and the life, we talk about it as well, too.

Like, we'll be just driving down the freeway. Yeah, nah, not at all. Especially with the non-monogamous and polygamy and all that sort of shit. Like, it confuses the fuck out of me, too, Kathy. don't stress. I get a fucking headache. Oh, me and the wife have had some fucking arguments.

Not even at each other, just like arguing, but if she's happy doing that, why would she leave him? She's getting a cake and ending it too. And then, yeah, but what about him?

Well, he's not into that. Oh, it's just a fuck me. Like, it's a good hour-long argument. Yeah, but I don't call that an argument.

I call that a debate. I love debates. And that's why I love doing my show because I don't just love having these conversations with somebody like you or all the people on my show. I really do love it. I also love the quote unquote debates. You might call them arguments that take place afterwards like in my Patreon, in my Discord on it used to be on YouTube, but on Spotify. Like I just love talking about the shit and debating and having arguments about stuff because these episodes do bring up stuff like

that. You know what I mean? And it is fun to sort of talk about it and everything. I like that aspect of things as well. You know what I mean? So I'm right there with you and your wife. I love arguing with people about my episodes afterwards as well. You're right. You're right. It's a good argument. Don't get me wrong. It's, it's... Yeah, it's a debate. I love a debate. I love it, though. Yeah, me too. I'm pre-Google. So, we used to sit around and drink piss and just argue all night about dumb shit, but now it takes three seconds to Google and then you're sitting there bored. Yeah, exactly. I love a good debate. You love a good debate. Thank you so much for calling in and being such a loyal

listener. Thanks. James, thanks so much for calling out. Have a good night. Thank you. Bye. So, hey. Bye. Bye, James. Bye.

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