Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 142 - Susan has Done it All Sexually

Episode Date: September 5, 2016

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Today I have on Susan. Susan was on before. She was episode, I think, one thing. 39, she had major trust issues with guys. But besides having trust issues with guys, she's done a lot of things sexually that most people haven't done. And she had recommended to me that she thought it would be great to call back in and do another podcast and just focus on all the interesting things she's done sexually.

And I think I'm going to put it in, I'll just tell you what she's done now because, and you'll get the details later. She's done gangbanks, threesomes, five sums, double. penetration. She swallows. She's squirped. She really has done it all. And she talks about all of it specifically. That's just what we focus on. The whole podcast is just the specific details of all of her interesting sexual experiences. So I'm just going to get right to it because I'm sure you're dying to hear the stories. So I'll be right back on with Susan. Do you have a story, lifestyle, or situation you can't talk about to anyone, to anyone?

Or do you just want to let your freak flag fly? and be on the show. Well, Strictly Anonymous wants to hear from you. Send us an email, Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com, with your story and your anonymous name. And remember, everything is strictly anonymous. Strictly Anonymous. Hey, Susan, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast. This is your second call into the show, right?

How are you? I'm doing good. How are you? I'm good. So, like I said, this is the second time your call. in you called in recently because you had like major you have major trust issues with guys and you were like feeling very distrustful of your future guy right we're not going to get into all of that because we got into that I think it was episode 139 that was episode of someone wants to listen to it

but you had emailed me even before that call and said hey I looked at some of your titles of your show and there's a lot of stuff that other women have done that I've you know engaged in like a gang and you've had your husband join in and you've had sex with other guys in front of your guy like all that kind of stuff right? So you decided like maybe you'd call it and we do another podcast and just focus on that stuff.

Right. Yeah. So I don't know where to start. I don't know much about what you've done except like a couple of the things. I'm assuming there's more. So why don't you go? I don't know. Like it's easy sometimes to start off chronologically.

Like what was the first time, you know, that you sort of crossed over to do like stuff that was a little bit more freaky? like the gang bang or like you know having sex with someone else in front of somebody or whatever it was when was that first happened um okay for the first time wow uh it was a while uh it was a while back um my uh my husband wanted me to um he was he was gone and uh he was in the army and he was overseas and he wanted me to go on webcam so he could watch. He wanted me to find someone to do things with, to have sex with. Right.

And I remember we talked about that on the other one. So, like, he was over there and he would want you to send him the videos, or did he watch it live? Oh, he watched it live. Oh, okay, cool. And that, like, turned him on. He wasn't so, well, yes and no. So anyways, you know, because there was a lot of lags.

So, you know, just if you ever dealt with lag on a computer, just having to deal with that was tough on his end. But anyways, but he begged me and begged me and I really didn't want to do it. So, you know, I had actually done that before and it didn't work out so well. But wait a second. I said to start off chronologically. So you had, so that's not starting up chronologically. You had done. Yeah, no.

No, listen, Susan, the first time, like you had started to, like, stop. it's like out of the norm right like everyone's fucked a guy right i'm not asking for you're losing your virginity story i'm talking about like the first time you sort of done something within a release chip which is not that wasn't the first time you just said you've done it before so start with that start with that when did you get into that um okay so i was i was seeing this guy who um well first of all i have i've never done any drugs whatsoever in my entire life and here i'm like 35 years old and I met this guy at a club and I thought wow

this guy is really gorgeous and I just kind of started talking to him and you know we started seeing each other and he was a mess addict and I had no idea what that was I didn't know you know I had just really oblivious to all this because

you know just never associated with people that did things like that let me ask you this really quick like you when you say you had never done drugs. Like you had never even tried weed or a little Coke or anything. Nothing. Nothing whatsoever. Oh, my God. It's so funny. You're going to tell us now that you just switched, like, you forgot all that. Like, you just skipped all that and went straight to meth. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no. Okay. You never got into the meth. But he was, he was a meth head. Oh, no. He kept to, you know, yeah. So he was, he was begging me to try it saying, oh, that's so much better with, you know, doing this and I'm just well if sex isn't good good sober I certainly don't want to try it don't get going into the influence so um anyways uh so let's see we um well he was seeing

another woman and um I guess he broke it off with her and he had been begging me to do a threesome with another woman and how she and I started talking Who's she? His ex-girlfriend? Yeah, his ex-girlfriend. Yes. So how did you guys start talking? Did he, like, let me ask you this.

Like, did he say, hey, I want you to do a threesome and I want you to hook up with my last girlfriend as that was the deal and he put you guys in contact? No. No, no, no, no. Gosh, it's been a while so I can't remember exactly the details of that. But what happened was I had her number. I called her up. and I well he and I had broken up and so I called her up and asked her if she knew anything about

where he was and knew that he was you know that he wanted me so badly to do a threesome he didn't say he wanted it with her but he wanted it to be with another woman and so she and I were talking and so I said you know God I mean I was so crazy about this guy you would think he was right well maybe he was yeah So what happened was we... Because Susan, it is a little nutty. Listen, I mean, it is a little nutty. And I don't want to get too much into this other stuff because we got into this other

stuff in the first call. But like the fact that like you just said a very sort of complicated thing, like I broke up with him. I had his ex-girlfriend's number and I called her. So that's like there's a lot going on there. And that is a little nutty. So yeah, you were probably like very addicted to this guy. So you called up his ex-girlfriend.

and then you started talking about the fact that he wanted to do a threesome with you? Yeah, yeah. So the two of us, the two of us got in her car, and we went to where he was with his, the woman he had been with for the last 20 years. He was at her house. And we knew. Okay, wait a second.

I need to get, hold on, I'm sorry, but I like to have all the facts. And you're just saying shit that is like very interesting. Oh, sure. I need to know where it fits. So he had an ex-girl. girlfriend, you were his new girlfriend, but he also had another woman who was the woman that he was with for 20 years. Was he married as well? No, no, not married. Okay. So that was a woman that was with him on and off and then he saw you guys or he was with her. He had kids with her. Okay. And so he would just kind of, you know, because he was a drug addict. He was going, you know, they disappear, I guess. They disappear. Right. So he would disappear and go hook up with other women and have these relationships with you and that other woman and then go back to this girl. So after you dumped to. He's back with his 20-year-old relationship person.

And you guys get in the car together. Now, when you guys got in the car together, was it to confront him or was it to have a threesome? Oh, no. We said, let's do a threesome. Okay, but how did that happen between you and the girl? Like, what did you call her up initially for? Well.

To know where he was? Is that what you said? Yeah, kind of like that. You know where he's at? No, you know, pretty much. I just wanted to. so what are you doing tonight, you know? And, oh, well, I'm not doing anything.

So, um, I think I know what was going on. Let me tell me if I'm right. I'm sorry. I'm cutting you off. Someone complained about that recently and maybe I do, whatever. But, right. Wait, really quick. Did you think, like, was it because, like, you dumped him, but then you were, like,

maybe freaking out that you had lost him totally and because, like, the threesome thing was the thing that he always wanted you to do? Were you, like, sort of going down that path because you wanted to get him back with that? Was it that kind of a situation? Okay. That's what I was thinking. Okay. So you're like, oh my God, I broke up with this guy. You're like, I shouldn't have done it. How could I get him back? I know I'm going to give him a threesome. That's what he wants. So you call up that woman and you, so you knew exactly what you were doing on that phone call. You were going. Oh, yeah. Right? So you call her pretending you're looking for him, but really what you want to do is like go down on her in front of him.

That was like sort of your purpose, right? Oh yeah. She was all for it. And she was all for it. And she was all for, okay, cool. So she said, yeah, okay. And so you guys said, let's just go together and get him and, like, surprise him. This is, like, his lucky day. Right, exactly. Yeah. Okay.

So we drove up and knocked on the garage because that's kind of where he usually hangs out because it doesn't smoke in the house. Okay. So we knocked on the garage and one of the guys came out and we let him know. They're like, oh, my God. you're Susan, I heard all about you. Oh, my God, you know. But he's inside right now, and I said, yeah, I know.

So she and I both want to have a day some with him. So why don't you just go get him? And he's like, oh, my God, okay. So we ran and got him. And he just kind of came out. He really didn't know what was happening. He thought we were going to come and stab him. Right, of course.

Yeah, it was absolutely crazy, right? Because he wasn't thinking, why would she and I even be in the same vehicle? Yeah, that's definitely stalker and like girls got like, you know, like girls pissed off shit kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah. Revenge. Yeah. People think that, hey, yeah, my two exes are going to come, you know, have a reason with me. Yeah.

So, so we, uh, he comes out. Or, yeah, he gets in the car. He's still kind of like not sure what's going on. And I'm like, no, no, no, this is what we want to do. So, you know, and I guess this is how drug addicts are. they're always paranoid. So he was even more paranoid. It seemed like, well, just relax, you know.

So we go to her house and it didn't turn out to be so great because he was all over me and he wasn't paying much attention to her. And so she was just kind of really freaked out and upset about it because he wanted, you know, he didn't really want to do much with her at all. He just wanted to be with me. And so that's like kind of my first taste of having. a third person in the room. Right. So you had never been with a woman

before, right? Let me ask you this. Had you fantasized about it? Was it something that you wanted to do? Or was it something that you just did strictly because he wanted it and you weren't into it? Or was it something you always like curious about and then you did it and you were totally into it? You know, it's kind of weird because I've never really, it's never been my king to be with another woman.

I mean, I don't really like men. But, you know, there's a good looking woman. Oh my gosh. you know, I myself can fantasize about that, but I'm not going to point you out to the man I'm with, you know. But I never really fantasized about being with another woman, just the fact that he wanted that. And I had been married to someone before that really, really wanted that. And I kind of played along like, oh, yeah, sure, let's go out and meet someone, but never really did. It was just basically to shut him up and stop asking me.

Right. So. But this time you really, like, so you did you do full on stuff with her? Like, what did you do with her in this first three years? Well, we really didn't do that much. We really didn't. She and I really didn't touch each other much. It was, you know, this guy, you know, he's an attention hog.

And so, of course, he was getting all the attention. But then when he started going down on me, then she kind of just stood back. And, you know, I just kind of stood back like five feet away from the bed, just, you know, totally pouting. So it was, you know, really terrible experience for me, because I'm, think it's not this is my first time and why isn't she joining in and I'm calling her like come on over you know come over here and she's like no no you too go ahead and have fun maybe she was just into watching maybe like that was turning around like was she like playing with herself when she was watching no no no she looked she looked kind of upset just kind of like I guess I'll just go in the corner

here you know and I can't watch this because she was crazy in love with him too So he was a kind of guy who whatever woman he was with, I mean, he really, he really knew how to make you feel like you were the only person, of course, until we all find out about each other. Right. Uh-huh. So, yeah, so you're like just crazy in love with this guy. And so, yeah, she just wanted to be with him. She didn't want to be. So I guess the two of us were kind of like, oh, yeah, let's do it for him.

Right. Okay. So you both were like, let's do it for him because you're both addicted. to him, but he chose you over her and she was pissed and then so that called out. Let me ask you this. With the rest of that relationship with him, did you have other threesomes or was that the only one? And did it work? Did he come back

to you? Well, we had we actually had a fivesome. Oh my God, I'm sorry, Susan. I just need to say this one more time because I like I started off the conversation saying tell me the first story where you dipped

your toe into like the other side of thing. You know what I mean? It got a little freaky. You had a five-sum, and then you jumped to some ridiculous story you were going to get to, like, where, that you already told me, and you were going to forget all about this five-sum? I mean, you're going to tell me. Good thing I ask a lot of questions, okay? All right, so tell me. Well, you know, there's so more. You know, I didn't sit and think about what am I going to talk about first? No, no, that's good. No, this is why you have me. This is why. This is why I'm on the call, Susan. Okay. And honestly, I didn't, and honestly, I didn't want you to tell me like all the stuff ahead of time because this is how I get my content.

The less I know the better, right? And so I'm learning as I'm talking to you, right? So it helps me to not know. And it helps you because I'm like jogging your memory, right? So the five-sum. Okay. So this guy, you have that threesome. You get back with him. How does the five-sum happen? Now he's, you know, I'm kind of running around with this guy and he's trying to score. and his friends are, yeah, he wants to, he wants to hook up with his, with his buddy who doesn't have a girl. And he wants you to hook up or he wants to hook up with him? No, no, he wants me to. Okay.

Well, he wants me to with other people as well. So, so. So he could get drugs because he has no money? No, no, no, no. Oh, okay. No. Because, like, you know, just kind of, he knew the guy in prison. So the two guys, the guy got out of prison.

He knew the guy in prison. And what happened was, we've been over to their, I guess, whatever they call it, like a halfway house where there's like a group home, all the guys that are on parole or probation or something like that. Yeah. So he called, you know, so we, in the way, just something else, it works because everybody has, they're trying to get drugs. And, you know, it could.

be, it could be hours before you hear from somebody because everybody's so paranoid. You know, you have it or not? Okay. No, somebody, so-and-so's got to bring it here and blah, blah, blah. So anyways, so as we're sitting there and, you know, he's looking at me, my boyfriend's looking at both of us. And one day he says, hey, so, you know, hey, so what this, you know, my friend doesn't have a girlfriend. and I was wondering what you thought about him. And why? You know, because I was wondering if you might want to, you know, do something with him. He's got another buddy who's got a girl and maybe the five of us could all get together, you know,

and you could this way you could have. And he was, you know, so that he could have another woman at the same time that I could have another man. And everybody was in the same room. Right. So we all got together. and this this night we're you know kind of all just sitting in the living room talking and having a few drinks and so the guys are like okay girls well let's have you two start kissing let's start doing this you know so the two of us girls start kissing and we're touching

each other we're taking our clothes off and the guys are just you know just sitting there watching and and, you know, telling us what to do. And the next thing you know, I'm in the bathtub because my drink got laced. I'm in the bathtub. I threw up all over the place. And so I'm in the bathtub. They're washing me off. My bed is completely stripped because there's, you know, I just threw up all over my bed.

Anyways. So, and he's videocating this. he didn't videotape the my boyfriend didn't videotape the the throwing up part but he was videotuting when we were all starting to hook up afterwards

so he didn't really get me and her doing anything at that point so you know he's he's wanting to get this guy all over me so that he can get to be with the other girl and he's not

having it she had her boyfriend She didn't want him. She just wanted her boyfriend and me. So I'm on this video and my pussy's getting eaten. By who? By his friend that didn't have a girl. Oh, okay. And so he's videotaping and I'm just sitting there moaning.

Oh, my God, I love this so much. Oh, my God. You know, he does such a great job. Can he come back again? Oh, my God, this is so great. and I mean this guy was just really into it and just made me feel awesome and you know he's on the he's on the video going no no he's not going to do this again okay

well after that you know he's really not getting into it anymore because now he just saw me just crazy about having sex with this other guy and he's just not wanting the leftovers I guess right so yeah in the middle of that so that five-sum who did you fool around with just the other guy he went down on you did you fuck the other guys or just that one like what went down with the other guys with you um with me um well i i sawed his cock he beat my pussy um you know we got each other off and um yeah and then and then i heard about it for the next three weeks so you oh so what about the other guy did you do anything anything with the guy with the girlfriend or you just pulled around with the girl? He was just with his girl. And now that girl, that time

did you actually fully get it on with her or just a little touching and kissing that time? Well, yeah, I don't remember. All I know is what happened in the beginning, but you know, but then I found out, no, remember I had never done drugs whatsoever. The next day I was kind of questioning

what happened. You know, I don't remember growing up. I don't remember all this stuff and I was You know, and I hadn't, I don't remember falling asleep or anything, but I was wide awake, like, for the next two days. Right. So, yeah. So, did you ever watch the video and see what you did with her, like with her, too? Did you ever see what happened?

No. No, he didn't even videotape until we got into the bedroom. Oh, okay. So you don't know what went down with her. Right, right. Okay, so you had a five, seven. And then after three weeks after he was kind of pissed and he wasn't into it. So did you ever do anything more with that guy?

I mean, where, does that, is that the gang bang that you were talking about? Or no, gang bang is when you're with a bunch of guys, right? Okay. With my, yeah, with my first, with my husband who begged me to do that while he was out in Afghanistan. Right. So, okay, so let's get now to where you were going to start before. So then you had this guy who was overseas, right? And you were doing stuff on webcam with him and you were fucking other guys.

And so somehow he decides, oh, after seeing you with other guys, he's like, I want you to, like do a gang bang? Like I guess he just wants more and more right to get out. Well, yeah, he first, his whole fantasy was that what he wanted was to set me up with some guys that I, I didn't know, kind of walking into, walking into the, you know, getting out of the car, walking from the, from the parking structure to the house, that guys would jump out of their vehicle and basically throw me into my house and

gang rape me. Oh, okay, that was like his fantasy. That was his fantasy. And I said, no, I really don't want that experience. I'm not yeah, you know, that's, that's really scary to think about that, what if it was real, you know, how far

could that have gone, you know? Yeah, so I didn't, I didn't want to do that. So what I did was I said, well, you said, well, you know, let me just, let me just go ahead and set this up myself. I'll just figure out what I'm going to do. And so what I did was, I rented a hotel room, and I put up an ad on Craigslist. And just, you know, the whole, I'm married, but this is what's going to happen, you know. Call me and, you know, we'll get together. There's a jacuzzi in the room, and we're going to just have a good time.

And how many guys were you looking at a bang, like, in that gang bang? Like, did you have an idea of how many guys you wanted? As many that wanted to come. Okay. As many that wanted to come. So let's just say at the most there was five or six in the room at the same time. Okay. Yeah.

And so. So how many replies did you get? You must have got a tonne because there's so many guys in Craigs that's looking for real women and it's very rare. because I talk to these guys all the time, right? But you were the real deal. And you, like, you know, so how many responses did you get? I would say more than 100. Right.

More than 100. And it was kind of like, well, you know, you got to look good. And I'm not going to, you know, fuck some slob. I'm sorry. But, you know, and I don't want some hairy, stinky, sweaty guy coming and really creepy looking. So you're going to have to send me a picture what you look like. Right. And that's how you were going to weed it out.

Right. That's how you were going to weed it out. beat it out. Okay, cool. So that's always important to kind of looks and someone that you were comfortable with. Right. Yeah. So I, you know, took a picture of me and then, you know, I didn't post with my picture, but I, you know, would send the, once I decided that that person was going to pass, then I'd send in my picture and say, okay, so this is me. Now, Susan, really quick question, because I always asked my caller, just, and I'm sure I asked you on the first call, what are you, what do you rate yourself? So, you know, people could get sort of an idea or a picture in their

head. Like, what do you rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10? I'd say at least a 7. Okay, a 7. So you're a solid 7. So after you would see that the guy was okay and passed your sort of test, you sent him a picture of you. How many guys did you, like, narrow it down to? Um, well, I, let's say I didn't really narrow it down. I actually didn't. What, well, what happened was it was like a, it was an entire night that, you know, a couple of guys came.

We kind of, you know, kind of messed around, three or four guys. Sometimes there was just a couple. Sometimes there was more. But it was kind of like a trickling in and trickling out. So how many guys, do you know how many guys showed up that whole night, like the total? I'd say about 20. Oh, okay. So now let me ask you this.

Were you taping this whole thing for your husband to watch? Was this all on webcam for him? It was all on webcam. It actually wasn't taped. Right. Okay, so he was there watching you. Okay. And you had about 20 guys and let me ask you this.

Did they use condoms? Any of them? They did, yes. They did. Okay. And you fucked all of them. Like, what was your deal as far as like, did you have any rules or regulations or was it like kind of like a free for all?

You just wanted to just like screw all these guys at once? Like what was the deal? Um, well, I didn't want to, I didn't, I didn't want to come on my face. Other than that, we were good. Oh, okay. So no. chishing on your face. I agree. I wouldn't want chis on my face. I've had a lot of, I've had, I've talked about that whole thing a lot of in my podcast. That's a more intimate thing. I don't mind if we're together,

but, you know, stranger, no one of no one of that boyfriend chizz on your face. Right. Only if I love you. Only if you love me. Maybe after a few shots. Right. Okay. And, you know, and I didn't really, I really wasn't drinking that night. So, yeah, I was going to ask you. I don't want to see my wits about me, too, because there was a time that night, pretty late that someone showed up. And, you know, I looked out of the peephole. Nobody was there anymore. You know, a big figure the night was over it. But my husband kept saying, come on, get some more guys.

Get some more guys. Oh, no. So I'm looking out the peephole. And this guy certainly isn't the person that I was looking, that I said, you can come, you know. He must have shown me some other picture because it wasn't. And, you know, I was kind of keeping track of who was coming and going by, you know, are you coming up? All right. This is the room.

And so anyway, so this guy is, you know, in my people and there's just no way I'm going to open the door. And he kept, I mean, this guy kept knocking and knocking and knocking and then calling my cell phone. And I was on the phone with my husband going, oh, no. you know, this guy's like really, really, he's creeping me out and he's still there. So I ended up having to call down to the front desk and say, I don't know who this guy is, but he's knocking on my door. He's asking him to leave. Right.

And so they had to come and get him and ask him to leave. And he just kept texting me and going, well, where are you? You said to come up. I came up. I'm like totally ignoring him. This is just not, no, no, no. I'm all alone and I certainly don't want to be in the room getting flashed by some guy that certainly wasn't anything like, you know.

know, if you're going to look at anybody, if I, if I happen to get killed that night, you know, nobody would have looked at him because he didn't send me a picture of himself. So, you know, I kind of had to play it safe that way. But all these other guys, right? I mean, like, let me ask you this, because in the past, it sounds like a lot of these other stories you weren't that into it or things went wrong, you know, with this one, this gang bang. Like, I mean, you obviously were into, to take on that many guys, right? It had to been something that you were into. And I do know that, because you said this on the last podcast, that when you started to screw these other guys like on the webcam for your husband, like you figured out or you realized that you like liked it,

right? Like you were enjoying yourself, right? Oh, sure. Of course. So this, this you really enjoyed yourself. And like you were like into the whole gang bang thing. And now so each guy that came in, like did you have like, how many orgasms could you have in just one nine? Do you even know? Like, did you come from all of them? That was like a. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, I kind of got really lucky because these guys knew what they were doing. And they were even more excited because I squirted it and squirted it all over the place. So they were just, you know, ready for more and more. And then, you know, the more you're going to squirt.

So it was over and over and over again. Yeah, I didn't count. I was just, I was just exhausted, but, you know, ready to start up again. And now did you, so you gave blow jobs, you got fucked. Did you do anal with anybody? Yeah, actually, that's something I actually really like. But it's really, it's kind of a tough thing to do when, as far as I'm concerned, because, you know, for me, it's tough because once you go there, even with a condom. Yeah, you can't put it going.

Yeah. And so it was more of a, you know, we did double penetration in, you know, in my pussy and not, not in both areas at the snow. Not like double penetration in the ass, but just double penetration in my pussy. And then, you know, one guy would sit while, while I would get on top of him and straddle him. And then another guy would come from behind. So you would have, you did double. How many guys do you, like how many people did you do double penetration with? Was it just once or multiple times that evening?

Oh, no. It was several times. Right. And so some guy was fucking you in the assholes. Somebody else was fucking on top. Yeah. And you love that, I'm assuming, if that's what you're into. Oh, yeah.

And so you would, they would be like sitting down. You would sit down and do anal with the guy sitting down and then somebody, is that how it worked? No, no. Actually, the guy sitting down on the bed, I would straddle over him. Okay. Oh, okay, right. And then the guy He was laying down on the bed

And then you would get on top of him And then the other guy would get on top of you Right And then there'd be another You know a couple more guys One on each side of me Or kind of all around And you know

Either doing a hand job Or getting You know while they were grabbing my tips They're also you know I'm going down on one of them Or just kind of everybody's hands We're all over the place Right

And so you must have been I'm assuming in like your glory Like this was like the hottest experience. You're considering you're squirting all over the place and having multiple orgasms, right? Awesome. Yes. So you loved it.

Did you ever know that you were like into gangbanks? I mean, I had a woman on here recently who did it. And it was something that she had always, I think she said she had always wanted. Is this something that you just were surprised to find out that you liked or is it something that you kind of always secretly fantasized about? Yeah, I think it was a long time ago. I was, I found a playboy. and I was probably like 15 or 16.

And I was kind of like looking through it like, hey, you know, what's this about? And there was an article and there were pictures with, you know, these women who were actually, you know, getting gang banged. And I thought, wow, that would be something to try. So, yeah, I kind of always thought, well, that would be neat. But, you know, most of my relationships have always been pretty good. serious. So, you know, nobody wants to share. Right, right, right. But this guy really went, now that he decided he was into it, it's like that was your opportunity to really go there. And do the double penetration and all the stuff that

I'm assuming you always want to do. Yeah. He, um, he was, uh, what happened was, you know, the video with the guy that, you know, when we did a five-s him, um, the video there, there was a little something about the video. There was a couple of video taped. And the, the one guy, because he had been in prison before, he did not want that video. He didn't want that video circulating whatsoever. And so he had asked the other guy, my boyfriend, if, you know, can he have the video because he didn't want that thing surfacing. And so he, as he was handing him a video, he didn't hand him the video.

As he was handing it to him, he broke the video, like, you know, just kind of broke the broke the cassette. He broke it as he was handing it to him that way he couldn't watch it. And oh, to know that that was the actual video. Oh, but it really wasn't. So he had kept the right. You can't trust a drug addict. That's for sure. Yeah, no kidding, right? So I had to, what an asshole. Yeah. Yeah. So I had a, I had the video with me and it had been several years that we had since we had broken up, but I, you know, just got married to this guy. And as we were moving, moving all of our things, you know, I found the video. And I just thought, you know, it really caused a lot of problems with the first day.

So, you know, because he watched it a couple of times. And, of course, watching it, like I said, I heard it for three weeks at least. And so I just thought, well, that video really doesn't need to be seen. And so I destroyed it. I literally destroyed the video. And so when he came home, he's like, What's this? What's this, you know, I go, oh, yeah, you didn't want to see that thing. That was not something that I really needed you to see.

I had just found it when I was unpacking. So anyways, so he really wanted to see this video. And he's like, well, maybe we could make our own. And I said, no, I don't think so. Not a good idea. Right. And that's what he started bugging me when he was gone to do that. So that's how it all started, right.

Right. And so when he came home, he wanted to have three things and he wanted to have, you know, whoever wanted to join in, you know, we could get a couple of different people to do that. And so that's what we did. Right. Oh, so you, right, before even the gang bang. No, no, no. The gangbangs were before he actually came back. Oh, okay. One-on-one, right, yeah. Oh, okay. And so you did all that stuff. And then when he comes back, you know, from overseas and comes into town, like you guys start doing all this kind of stuff with other people as well. Right, right. And how did that go?

I mean, were you, like, because I know that he had issues with it a little bit, and you said he wanted you to kind of stop, but you didn't want to, so you guys just kept going. Oh, no, no, that was the very first one. That was the very first. Okay. Yeah, because he hadn't seen anything,

and, you know, he was pretty young, and so he thought, well, wow, I've never heard you make those sounds before. and this guy was really, you know, making you scream and moan. And I've never heard that from you. So I kind of want you to stop. Right, right. I hear you.

Right. So this guy, so your first gangbath, let me ask you this, did you ever do another one? Or was that the only one you did? We did several. The gangbangs? Yeah. Online or with him involved at the other ones? With him involved.

With him involved. Yeah. when he basically told them, told the guys what to do with me. Right. And he was into that. And so he would just, and how many guys were the most that you ever did at one time? Are you talking about, like, how many guys were in the room at the same time? Yeah.

Like, I mean, you said, you know, that one, it was like four to five, but 20 over, you know. Oh, well, okay. So around, let's say, people were in line. People were in line. We had long, we had at least five. five to seven people around the bed and then guys just kind of waiting hanging out in line at the door right into it and that and and so and do you think that any of those guys because i know that i've had this one guy that comes on my show when he does these 24-hour blowjop challenge he blows all these guys

and uh he says that like so many of the guys they they either have a wedding ring on their finger or they take it off and he sees the indentation and he you know he gave me the staff of like how many of the guys that showed up were like sort of married or whatever like I listened to that one oh okay I listen so yeah um you know uh do you know the deal of yours you know I know that that several of them were married um they tried to hook up with me afterwards right like they they wanted one-on-one afterward and a couple of them I actually saw in town not quite expecting them to be wherever I was right yeah who brought my son to the emergency room and this one of them was there at the emergency room he worked in the emergency room oh my god and this was a guy that you had just took part of the gang bank yeah yeah he just looked at me like hey how are you you know and of course Then I saw his wedding man.

Oh, okay. Right. He didn't have it at the gang bang, right. So after I left, after I left the emergency room, he texted me and said, hey, so when do you think we can get one-on-one? Uh-huh. And I was like, well, you know, I don't really like that situation right now. So let's not do that right now. Uh-huh.

So you weren't into doing the one-on-one? Were you more into group sex at that point? No. No, no. It wasn't that it was all into group sex. It was more of a, you know, there was a few guys from that, from, that, that had texted me afterwards that had some humongous cocks. And I was really into that.

Right. So I thought, no, I'm going to, I'm going to do that. Right. And when you say humongous, what was like the biggest one that you took? Um, I don't know, 12, 12 inch. Right. And like thickness wise, like, like, like, you. neckness like um dr pepper can right and was he black or white nope they were white right these guys

were white really was really surprising really surprising um i had been with a couple of black guys but they really didn't have seem to have as big as these white guys did right so the ones that had the huge cocks are the ones that you're like oh i'm going to do those guys on the side yeah definitely You know, how do you go back? Was your husband well hung? Was he what? Was your husband well hung? No, that's that.

He was, he had a very small one. Oh, okay. So that's why you were like really jonesing for it. So, I mean, how do you go back to being sexually pleased by your husband if he's like really small and you're used to getting these like, you know? Oh, well, you know, he had brought home some toys to match. Oh, so you had, he had big toys and he would just use. use those on you. Yeah, he would use those on me. Yep. Right, because he knew, so I'm assuming you were like a little bit of a size queen too as well. I mean, is this something that you learned as you, you know,

got into this or that was also something that you always knew you were into? As far as size goes, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely. So you were, oh, but they're hard to find, right? I mean, it's not like you could always. There, well, you know, the guy would now, I think he's, he's got, he's better than average as far as size goes. And I guess I never really had a problem finding anybody with big ones. Okay. It was just more of a, you know, we married. He was the person I was into and he just happened to not have a big dick.

Right, right, right. So, but because he was in, he was cool with you big with other people. It was like great because you found these other guys with huge dicks and he was fine with you. I was just wondering like how after with them, you know, you go back. But like you said, he had. toys and stuff to keep you satisfied. Oh, yeah, definitely. And how do you go from like that relationship and doing all that stuff?

Like, did you ever give up all that kind of like gang-bangs stuff? Or do you still do that kind of a thing now? You know, I don't do that anymore. It's kind of with the whole trust issue going that I met the guy that I'm with through those relationships of having gang-bangs and doing things with my husband. And so, you know, and when things didn't work out with my husband, you know, I was, I was really into this guy. And so we ended up being together. But he was kind of, you know, he's really shy, not really, you know, I have to be the one to make the suggestions about, hey, let's do this.

Hey, how about that? you know, what's, you know, and I had, we had thought, we talked at least once or twice about having a threesome with another woman for him because he'd never had one. And then I just thought, you know, that's really opening up a can of worms. I've had, I don't want to do that with him because I want this one to be the special and not have any, anything else for me to have to worry about. Right, right. So, yeah, so we, you know, we just, we just, we just, we just, have what we have together and we're not neither one of us are looking to have other people in our relationship so when you ended things with that guy that you're doing all this stuff with is that when

like all this sort of you know multiple sex of multiple people went out the door or like after you guys broke up were you still sort of living that lifestyle oh no no I didn't know I um the guy that I'm with now oh right it transitioned right away you didn't have any time right what was a that you met him? Was he a part of a gang bang? Was he a part of someone you just fucked on webcam in front of your husband? Like what situation did he take place in that you met him? Like what sexual situation? He had answered my ad and And so I went out and met him. And what was your ad? It was like I'm a married woman looking for guys to have screw with in front of my husband on webcam. Like it was that the ad? Yeah, exactly. You must have got tons of guys responding to that. Oh, yeah. My first

phone, I think I had posted my phone number and everyone was texting me pictures. Of their dicks? A lot of dick bicks. I'm right. Yeah. And so, yeah, so then I kind of had to learn, you know, don't send me a dick dick because, you know, I don't know what your face looks like and I don't care how big your dick is, but, you know, if you're just really creepy looking, you know, I'm not, I'm not a bad looking person either, so I really would like that. You have some standards. Yeah. Right. But how many guys? you think in that situation in that like time frame i don't know how many years would first of all how many years were you doing it do you think um gosh four maybe four years

and how many guys do you think you fucked in those four years i'd say at least 60 at least 60 and now did you do any women at that time too or was it just strictly men no no no women all guys and you know i got yeah not yelled at i got guys emailing me last time when I had a woman on that did this kind of stuff. They're like you didn't, first of all they wanted to know if they did double penetration, but we've already been there. You already admitted to that like you did do double penetration, but they want

to know if she swallowed. Do you swallow? Oh, with the guy that I'm with, not with strangers. So when you did all the stuff with those guys, like all the gang bangs and all the, you know, the one-offs, you never swallowed with them. No, no. They were okay to come

all over me, come on my tits, you know, but not in, not on my face, not in my mouth. Now, did you do double penetration with your husband and another guy? Or did, was that? Yeah, I did actually. Yeah, we did several times. And he was into that. He was cool with it. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Right. And why did you break up with that husband again? I don't remember. Things just went south and you had, you had been seeing this other guy on the side? No, no. No, what happened was like he left, he went back to Afghanistan. And

well, when he he had been bugging me to do it again. And so, it was one of the last times, it was like, come on, let's, you know,

do this tomorrow because, you know, this is all we've got, you know, so you're it, you know, I'm just like,

oh, yeah, so, so what happened was, I put up and ad, and this, you know, like,

I got, I, I was just bombarded with, with pictures, pictures of all these guys, and, You know, you know, pick me, pick me, you know, hey, I'll be part of that. I'll be part of that, you know.

Right. And so as I'm leading through all these people, I find one. And, okay, so I meet him. And this guy was, he was 26 years old. And I think I was about 43 at the time. Right. And this guy was absolutely gorgeous. I mean, he just, let's just say he was just, he was just, he was just,

just over the top. And he treated me really well. He just, he was actually, it seemed to me as if he was going to try, he really wanted me to not do this with other guys. He wanted, he was like, I don't know what your husband's about. He goes, but, you know, he goes, I was really horny when I answered your ad. He goes, now that I've met you, he goes, I don't know what your husband's about, but I wouldn't want to share you with anyone else. Right. So, so he, he, so he and I actually did not do anything with other people. He and I just kind of started being together for a little while. And then I, you know, talk to my husband and I said, you know, I haven't felt like this in 25 years. And I, you know, need to be truthful with you. So I kind of want to, I kind of want to be with him. And so he, you know,

basically just begged me not to leave him. And, and I think about a week or so, I find out that this guy, who, yeah, I've been seeing this guy for, it was actually a really short time, about a month and a half. And I kind of let him know that,

you know, I'm talking to my husband and trying to end it. Right. And he thought I was a sugar mama, which which he eventually found out that I wasn't. Oh. He thought, well, wow,

you know, because the guy, the guy I was married to was a year younger than him. So we thought, well, if you're married to this guy, then you must be a sugar mama. Right. So he was telling me about how he was actually working as a masseuse and giving guys hand jobs.

You know, here he is in the Army, but he's telling me that he also works part-time because he's got to pay all kinds of bills and he needs money. He's got all kinds of credit. Right. And so I'm thinking, wow, is this guy really? given me this story so I'll feel bad enough to say no stop doing that and here's some money right and anyways so then you know we just started talking and he ended up he ended up being a person that I you know really just did not need to be with because he was really only looking for sugar mama right um but he really giving hand jobs to other guys do you know I don't really know if he was um but he really made it sound like he really was

Right. And that it was making, you know, he was making extra money on the side doing that. Right. Because, you know, I mean, most guys, I think they would want a massage from a woman. But if they wanted a massage, of course, if he wanted a massage from a man, then, you know, he was willing to go as far as he had to go. Right. Because he needed to pay his goals is what he told me. And so, you know, I'm kind of, kind of been around and I kind of know, you know, that kind of have a feeling that you're telling me a story.

because you're you're fishing you're fishing for something right you was fishing for money maybe yeah and i never offered you know i was just like well maybe you could find a different job you know but that's not this guy but how did you met this guy so that ended this guy yeah so this guy he um he had answered the ad at the same time and so what i did was i went back and i remembered I remembered his email. I remember it that, wow, you know, if I hadn't had chosen the first guy, then I would have chosen him. And so I went back through all, shifted through all my emails and found his email and then wrote him back. Right.

And he was like, oh, I'm so glad that you know. I thought, you know, I didn't, I thought he had chosen other people. So I just, you know. And so I said, no, you know, I'm really interested in you. So we met. And we started having sex. And, well, you know, we went out to dinner and all that, and we both decided we really were into each other. And so we started a sexual relationship.

And my husband came home on leave, and we had a three-some. Now, at first, I didn't, you know, I thought, well, you know, give this guy, he answered my head. But for some reason, I did not want to get him involved in any, any, you know, multiple persons. You wanted to be just with him alone? or not, or you just didn't want to be with him at all? Yeah, I just wanted him. I wanted, I wanted, I wanted to be with him alone. Oh, okay. I didn't want to involve. Because, you know, I, I guess, I guess how I felt was what he seemed to me was like a, the kind of person who wouldn't really be into all of that stuff. You know, and I wasn't thinking, wow, he was uncritulous and he was looking. So, how could he not be? So, so just as I knew that my husband was coming back from overseas. And so just before he came back, I was kind of, slowly easing into hey so what do you think about having sex with me and my husband

right okay right okay um being involved in that you know the three of us being naked not you know just me and you right just I don't know just for some reason just he just doesn't seem like the kind of person just too straight lace looking and really quiet really shy

just not seeming to be of someone who would be into that and so when I introduced him to it and said hey you know I'd like you I would like you to consider I thought, you know, my husband's coming back. And when he comes back, will you get involved in a threesome with us? And he said, yeah, of course. Sure.

Just like that. And I think I had been seeing him for like three or four months at that time. So when my husband came back, you know, he was home for a month. But he didn't like the idea that I kept getting calls and text messages from, you know, this guy. Right. Yeah. So he got jealous and when he left and went back to Afghanistan. He actually set my phone so that every time John would send me a text message, it would say,

John is sending you a text message. Oh, he would hear another room. Uh-huh. Yeah. So he'd hear my phone. You go, oh, your boyfriend's calling you again. Your boyfriend's texting you. What's going on between the two of you? Right. So he was getting pretty jealous about it.

And so, of course, you know, he had access to looking at the phone bill. And he saw that, you know, we spent a lot of time texting each other and talking to each other. And so he basically, he was gone for two weeks. And then he sent me an instant message and said he wanted a divorce. Oh, wow. And then that set you free to go date this other guy. And you wanted to, right? Yep.

Yep. And so you just transitioned right in with him. And so you've given up all these other kinds of stories, you know, these other kinds of things with this guy. And now he's never brought it up to you that he's wanted to do anything. No, no, he's never brought it up. I brought it up to him once about, okay, here's another twist. You know, I'll split my story. My second husband, his, he was married several times.

One of his wives and I became really good friends. And we messed around with each other. She would go down on me. She actually asked me a couple of times, you know, she could go down on me because she wanted to practice because she wanted to get into more, doing more of that stuff with our ex-husband who was her present husband at the time. Okay. So anyway, so they had divorced, and she had come up to Washington to visit. it. And so I, well, she and I and my husband got together. Okay, so you had a threesome with a woman.

We had a threesome with her. And we invited a couple of other guys. And, you know, so we kind of all got into that. And so when I, with John here, I asked him, she said she was coming out to Washington. So I asked him if he would like to do a threesome with her. he hadn't done one at all and so um not with another woman and so um so he said yeah sure you know and she came out and the thing was he ended up being sick that day so he couldn't we couldn't do it oh no way did you do it with the girl by yourself or just nothing went down no nothing at all

so he missed that and now let me ask you this because i feel like most guys would harp on that like they would say, okay, you know, they're sick, but like, let's do it another day. Did he do, so he never just brought it up again? No, she only visited for that short period of time. Right. And so I just said, you know, I go, here's the thing is that when it was okay for me because I knew she was going to be gone. She was only going to be there for a couple days and then she would be gone.

And this whole trust issue was about, well, if. Right. With her, and plus she didn't live there. Like you said, you knew her. She was going back home. So you could never have to worry about her. Right. Right. But if it was another woman that was living in our town or, you know, a couple hours away, whatever, you know, they could hook up behind my back. And I didn't want that. So. Yeah, no, that's smart. You don't want to start, you know, so when you bring three, a third person into it, you know, if you're not really on the same page or there's trust issues, like things could go horribly wrong. But, you know, it's good that you had that. I mean, it seems like you got it out of your. system in that first, that one relationship where you got to do like really basically live out like all of your fantasies, right, with that one guy. He really allowed you to do all the stuff that you always wanted to do. Right, right. And he actually wanted a lot more. But, you know, I was like, gosh.

Where did you draw the line? Where did you draw the line? Like, what did he want that you said no to? Um, well, it was more that he wanted it to be like every single night. Oh, okay. Right. Every single night. You know, it was like, because he was, he was awake out there and, you know, just nothing to do.

Right. So, you know, so he was, well, why don't you call someone? Why don't you call someone? And, oh, well, there was this, there was a, well, there's one time. Now, the guy, this guy was coming to my house. And I had talked to him a couple of times. And he sent me a picture of himself. And so I gave him, I gave him the, uh, my address.

And when I went to go answer the door, he ended up being this, I don't know, he must have been four or five hundred pounds. Oh, God, right. And it was not the guy that I was like, well, you're certainly not the guy that's in this picture. Right. You know? And so he's like, well, I think you could say no, if I sent you my real picture. And I said, yeah, you're right. Right.

You're right. And so he's like, oh, he goes, I'm really a nice guy, you know. could you just at least let me eat your pussy? Could you please just let me do that? I let him in. She just lost the guy in. Right. And I think that was, that was it.

I started to cry and it was terrible because he was doing a great job. But I could not believe that I was actually going that far as to, wow, why am I doing this? Right. So that was where you kind of realized like you weren't into that anymore. No, yeah. So, yeah, I was, he was really nice and he, you know, he kind of just said, okay, well, I'm so sorry. You know, I'm sorry to his arms around me. He said, I'm really sorry.

I didn't, you know, I guess, you know, you're really not into me or anything like that. And he goes, you know, but I just want to thank you because you let me to, you know, have a taste. Right. And you were like, yeah, I want to thank you for ruining my sex life now. Thanks. Well, you know, and at the time, actually, it was actually seeing John still. But, you know, nothing was really serious with him yet because I was still married and all that. And this guy, this guy, you know, he had mentioned to me, John said, you know, he goes, I really hate to tell you this.

He goes, but, you know, he goes, it's not, it's none of my business. He goes, but, you know, one of the things that really scares me, he goes, you know, and I'm a nice person. He goes, but you could get a very not nice person coming to your house. You give them the address. They come to your house. And what about your kids? Right. You know, if you're sleeping in the next room, you know, what if they come back and hurt your kids?

You know, and so he ended up telling me a story about his dad who turned out to be gay after his mother died. And he was bringing home guys all the time. And I guess he had one of these guys. babysit. And his youngest brother, his dad did. So his dad left this man who he didn't even know. Stay home and babysit for him and he raped his little brother. Yeah, we know where that goes.

That's going right. So you started to realize that you don't want to put your kids in jeopardy. I mean, you're lucky that nothing happened before that with all these other people. Right. Exactly. Exactly. But most of those other people didn't happen in the house. It happened, you know, in a hotel room.

Right, right. That's cool. Yeah. So John got you kind of straight. Yeah. I mean, he was like a little bit of the voice of reason for you. Definitely, yeah. Right.

He just kind of made me say, yeah, you're right, you know. I shouldn't do that. And at the same time, you know, we talked about how he was married at the time. And that was my issue with, you know, trusting that he was married at the time when he met me. So. Right. And that's like if people want to, you know, get that information. And, you know, I don't know.

somebody's, I don't know that everyone listens to every single podcast, right? So if someone's listening to this podcast first, if you want to know what's going on, like, that's what the first podcast was all about. Basically, your relationship with this guy and you're very distrustable. And we went back and talked about all your other relationships and sort of why and how you got to a place of like really not trusting guys. But this one, we just wanted to focus on all your little escapades. And that's what we did. And it was very interesting. My guys that listen to my, a lot of guys listen to my podcast, a lot of women too. But I know that whenever I have women, on that talk very openly about having this kind of like sex of all people and enjoying it,

you know, they love to hear that. I think it's because, you know, men just want to know that women like sex as much as they do, you know, or they're all like in their fantasy. It's like they just want to meet a woman like that, right? So it's, you know, it's always great to have on a woman that's going to talk about that stuff because people love it. Yeah, you know, it's absolutely great. I love doing it.

and if I wasn't in a relationship now, I'd probably go back to doing it. Right. So if ever this ends with John, you will go back out there and start doing that kind of stuff again. Right. Okay. Well, keep us posted. I think, you know, things are good with John right now and you're working on your trust issues. We don't want to get into that again.

But, you know, let me know if you're ever back out there doing your thing or if you ever want to call back in and talk about anything, I'd love to have you back on. Thanks for calling in and being honest about this stuff. That was very interesting. All right. Thank you. Thanks, Susan. Bye. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly

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Okay, I give it to people who buy my book. There's tons of people in there. Everybody shares content with each other and that's what you get to do there. You could post your own pictures and videos. There's tons of channels. We have lots of contests where you can win a lot of money. It's a super fun place to be. It's a total, strictly anonymous community and you will love it. I will be giving anyone who buys my book access to my Discord. It's private. Like I said, all you got to do is email me a screenshot of your purchase, whether you did the audiobook, the ebook or the paperback. Send it to me at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com.

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