Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1502 - Dick Morphia," Deep Throating, Girls Faking It, Can Guys Fake It? & More Q&A w/Adam

Episode Date: June 28, 2026

Adam called in to answer a whole bunch of questions for guys and discuss whether deep throating really makes a blowjob better and what’s the difference between a good deep throat vs. a bad one, what most women are doing wrong during oral, how sensitive guys' balls really are, whether men can tell when a woman is faking an orgasm and if guys can fake it too, whether most guys suffer from a little "dick morphia," whether anal sex actually feels better than vaginal sex, the time Kathy's boyfriend had no clue they were having anal sex, the biggest turn-offs women do in bed, whether louder is really better during sex, how one of Adam's hookups thought he faked an orgasm and why ejaculation and orgasm don't always happen at the same time plus a whole lot more. You can get Adam's books here: https://www.seektherisk.net GET A COPY OF THE STRICTLY ANONYMOUS BOOK! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY HERE: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  or Pre-order audiobook version ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   To see HOT pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and click on "Be on the Show." Want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. All voices are changed.   Sponsors:  ⁠https://beduc.at/pd2626-anonymous Click here to take the quiz and  get your personalized SUMMER roadmap to sexual happiness ⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://Rythm.Health/STRICTLYANON⁠⁠ ⁠⁠for 15% OFF your first month  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://LoadBoost.com⁠⁠⁠ - To get 10% off LOAD BOOST by VB Health, use code: STRICTLY   ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bluechew.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ — Buy 2 months of Bluechew GOLD and get the third month FREE! Use code: STRICTLYANON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Follow me! Instagram  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Everything else: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the strictly anonymous podcast. Strictly anonymous podcast. Conversations with online strangers. We place ads online. The Craigslist is definitely like the gift that keeps on giving. Real people respond. You go to Singapore or Thailand. You can't not do it.

The temptation is just too much. It's real problems. Your friend know that you're banging her or no. No, he has no idea. And anything goes. The motto of the show, let your freak flag fly. Probably the only good advice I'll ever give you is to re-hide your whip. and chain. Here is your host, Kathy. Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy. If you want to

follow the strictly anonymous podcast on Instagram or Twitter, follow the show at Strict Anonymous. Today is a fun Q&A. It's a Sunday episode so I don't go through all my blah, blah, blah stuff on my intros that actually keep my show running. Okay, I got to do, I got to air them all during the week. But on Sundays, I give you a break. These are my fun episodes. This is a Q and A. I don't have a guest and I have a co-host with me. It is Adam again. And this time it is a Q&A, okay? But I am asking him the questions.

Okay, last week we did a Q&A where he asked me the questions, which was super fun. This time I'm asking him all the questions. So any guy listening, you're going to want to answer these questions too. And they're all about sex. We talk about deep throating. We talked about his balls being touched. We talk about whether he could tell if a girl's faking it. We talk about, you know, body count guys and girls.

We talk about, you know, dick size and how he feels about his. We talk about anal sex versus vaginal sex, blowjobs versus penetrative sex. We talk about so much more, and it's a super fun episode. You hear so many stories that are interesting, weaved in between the questions and his answers. You hear a lot of stories about him and his ex-wife Jane, who is out of control. the shit that she did with him was out of control. We talk about her episode on this episode, but he talks about a lot of experiences with her. I give a lot of funny experiences on my end too. So like I said, it's a super fun episode. If you want more info of what this episode is about,

just read the description because it'll all be there. But you're going to dig it. It's super fun. I know you're going to like it. I did put a shout out for people to like, you know, answer some questions that we had when we were talking because there's so many guys listening that I want you guys to chime in so you could chime in over on Spotify. Just keep your comments clean or else I can't post them and Spotify will like hide them you know so keep them clean but definitely comment there if you want to chime in these are fun questions and answers with me and Adam so I'm going to get right to be right back on with Adam this is the strictly anonymous podcast strictly anonymous podcast uh hey Adam welcome back to the strictly anonymous podcast I got my favorite back again

favorite co-host well you know I have guy co-host I work with and then I have the female ones I always use. You know, I tend to stick with what I know. And especially for like these kinds of fun conversations, I like to do the more with people that I know and are comfortable with. You know what I mean? Because I feel like it makes it more for like a fun conversation than if I was doing it with a total stranger.

You know what I mean? Sure. I mean, I like it. Yeah, it's fun. Well, you could promote your book. You do have a book. Exactly. Secret.

I'm about to promote my book. Seek the risk. Any guy that's looking to be in a non-monogamous relationship. relationship and deal with their issues and their jealousy. You went through the whole journey, very extreme, but any guy could take from it, right? Any kind of an relationship, any kind of feelings you have that you're trying to get over it. You talk about how you did. You got to the other side, you were able to cope with a lot of things, but that were like you didn't think you could, right? Right. Exactly. Yeah, it was quite a journey. Yeah, it's called Seek the Risk. It's a great book.

And I will put a link to it. Whenever you're on my episode, I put a link to your website, right? And people could get the book there. And it's in every format. It's in every format. Audio, electronic paperback on all platforms, too. You can get it everywhere. You can get it at the library now. Oh, cute.

That's cute. Any library? Digital library. Oh, okay, cool. Okay, and my book is actually now going to be out in audio. I haven't heard it yet. She's probably taping it now. It's not me.

I got another bitch to do it because I suck at reading books. She's sexy, sexy voice. Hopefully, let's not. Let's lower the standard so that people are impressed. Okay, when you overblow. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, let's just say, she sounds like shit, actually, not that great. Like, you know, undersell, undersell.

But anyway, I tried to pick someone hot that's on a hot voice. I mean, I think my voice is kind of hot and it's fine. People love my voice. But I was, like, so bad at reading it that I was like, I don't want to do my book a disservice. So I got, you know, my audiobook company pays for like real narrator. So I got a real narrator to read my book. It's going to finally be out in August.

I'm very excited. So people could buy that. It's over on Audible. It's hard to find because it's like pre-order. But the link is in the description of this episode. So anyone could go there to get it. It's called Strictly Anonymous Confession Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. And it's literally like 17 stories from my show told in the third person.

So you can listen to the stories. Then you could hear the people's episodes. Then you could join my Patreon and see their pictures. They're all fucking in there. But today we're going to do a Q&A. but we're turning it around. This time I'm going to be asking Adam the questions. So this is questions for guys that are listening.

These are questions for you. Okay? Excellent. Looking forward to it. Yeah. So, well, I'm just going to go from the top.

We got to, somebody made a comment on Spotify with the last one. Like, what is this? Like, it sounds weird just asking questions. And I was like, that's what it is, a Q&A.

Like, what do you think? I don't know. Like, how else? How can I make a Q&A? What are you doing? Asking questions and giving answers? Yeah. Yeah.

It was like really weird what they said. I was like, I don't understand, you know, I work my fucking ass off to make great content. It was a fun episode. So this is going to be fun one, too, but it's a guy question. So anyway, the first one is going to be like, do guys really care about deep throating? Meaning, like, is a blowjaw better if they deep throat or not? Like, does that take it over the edge for you? Honestly, if they do it well, yes.

If they do it poorly, no, because a poor deep throating actually hurts. Wait a second. And how could someone give a, how could a, like, you can't move your throat a certain way. So like how does a bad, like, what's the difference between a bad deep throat and a good one? This is what I don't understand. I can't deep throat, by the way. For me, it's just feeling like if it's just forced in there to the point where it's just, like, the throat is not soft. So if the throat's really constricting around your cock, it actually hurts.

But a woman who can really open her throat and do it well, oh my God, it is so hot. when she slides her lips all the way down to the base, very hot, very erotic. It's almost, it's less about the feeling when she does it and more about just how erot, like she wants the cock so far down her throat. It's just, it's a mind fuck almost for me. Yeah. I mean, listen, I am so impressed with women who could deep throat. I'm very jealous. It's like a party trick that I wish I could pull out my back pocket. Like, I wish I could do a split. I wish I could deep throat and I wish I could squirt, right? Those are all three things that wouldn't you love every girl to do, right? I've only met one girl who can deep throat actually correct. Oh, really? Or at least,

yeah, only once. And yeah, it was amazing. Imagine there must be a girl out there who could do a split, who could also squirt and who could also deep throat. She's my fucking hero. But anyway, I just never really realized. So like throats were like pussies. Like they kind of like can, there's like a give to them. Like they can expand. It's just it's painful because they couldn't, they couldn't open the throat enough and it's just like it's it's almost like sandpaper so when it's done right does it make that blowjob be better than a regular blowjob with a hand and a mouth and like a perfect blowjob like with a lot of spit and like the right movements and everything that's that's fantastic okay but what it so which is better i mean look if i could if i could have one i'd say the spit is better the spit in the

hand is better than just getting in the throat. The throat is sort of like a cherry at the top. Right when you're coming, she slides it all the way down to throat kind of thing. It's just fucking hot if she can get it down there without it feeling like sandpaper. Okay. Okay. What is something most men wish women knew about giving blow jobs like that you find? I mean, I've only been a giver.

So I don't know how every other girl gives blow jobs. I'm assuming you have a ton of girls that have blown you. Like, what do you feel like most girls? Maybe the question would be like, would the most girls get wrong and, you know, that you wish that they knew to do it right? The biggest thing that women get wrong, at least with me, is they don't use their hand.

Right. They just use their mouth. Yeah. How do they even work that? I mean, I've always used my hand and I've always been known as like, oh my God, Kathy, you give the best blowjob, even boyfriends I see six years later. But I think it's 100% of the hand because, like,

I'm always saying, like, I don't even deep throw it. like why am I so great? Like, why do you think I'm so great? But it's, you just got to use the hand. And it's that easy. But why don't guys tell girls to do it? Would you tell a girl or you don't? Of course.

Yeah. I say, oh, yeah, use your hand. Or if they touch with the hand, I say, no, keep the hand. Or they take the hand and they just hold the base. No, you got to, the hand has to move with the mouth. Yeah. And it needs to be, like, lubed up.

Yeah. With spent. Yeah. That is, that is the number one thing. That is the number, at least with me, it's number one way to improve a blow job is use your fucking hand. Right. And yeah, and that's what I think a lot of girls don't do. And it's the easiest thing. And what girls don't understand is when you actually use the hand, it's like you don't even have to put the

dick in your mouth as all the way down. You know what I mean? Because like your hand is doing a lot of the work. So it's actually easier. Right? Agreed. I don't know. Have you ever given a blowjob? I've never given a blowjob. I've never given a blow job. I would assume so. I have. And it makes it like a lot easier. Like you really don't have to like be, you know, doing it all the way down the back of your throat and fucking gagging. You can't, you know, because your hand's doing a lot of the work and you do the hand with the mouth, right? And then make sure it's loved up. And so it's kind of like you're jerking the guy off and like sucking on it at the same time, right?

Exactly. Do you care if a girl swallows or not? Um, I don't care if she swallows, but boy, I really like it if she just keeps her mouth on it while I'm coming. She can spit afterwards, but. Oh, right. Because what, what, so does it ruin the orgasm? if she takes her mouth right off.

Yeah. It does. I can imagine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Imagine a guy like you're about to come, like from him going down on you and the minute you're about to come, he moves his mouth.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I will say swallowing is fucking hot. It really is hot. Right. But at least keep in. When I relive the blow job when I'm jacking off, if she swallows, it's a much better, it's a much better fantasy when I'm jacking off to a previous blowjob.

And out of all the girls that have given. you blowjubs, what's the percentage? I feel like I maybe asked you this before. Of like ones who swallow and who don't. 50, 50. 50. 50. 50. And is always obvious like who would swallows and who doesn't? No, the first time I'm ever coming in a one, wait, I'm about to come from a blowjob. It's always like, hmm, I wonder what's going to happen.

Right. You don't know. So it's not like, oh, like the slettier girl swallow and the conservative ones don't. You never know. You just never know. And women who I thought there's no way she's going to swallow just, whoa. I was like, wow, that was amazing. Okay, cool. Let's do this one. And this kind of goes with it. This is why I put it right after. Because some guys like their balls touched and some guys don't when they're blowing you, right? Some guys are balls are very sensitive. Some aren't. Am I correct? Well, here's something interesting. I never really liked that my balls played with until about 10, 15 years ago. And then all of a sudden I wanted it all the time. Now I absolutely love it. When I was younger, I kind of didn't or maybe I just wasn't aware of it. But it's definitely a recent. thing in the last 10 years. Oh, really?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's something that's definitely changed. And what's interesting, too, and my ex-wife can back this up. When we first discovered this about me with the balls, I actually could come just from her playing with my balls. You're kidding.

No, it's amazing. There's feelings in your balls sack? Oh, God, yeah. Yeah, there are. I mean, she had to be playing with me already of my cop, but then when she moved to the balls and it would put me over the edge and she wouldn't even have to touch my cock and I would just start coming. It was wild. Really? That's interesting, right? She said she'd never seen that before and she'd been with like 600 men. So I got to figure that was weird. Oh my God, go listen to

Jane's episode. Wait a second. Yeah, she's one of a kind. Wait a second. So they just became so much more sensitive, but not too, because listen, there's plenty of guys that I've gone to play with their balls while I'm blowing them. And some guys like it to, you know, you could grab them do whatever. Some guys, like, they like a gentle. Some guys like are too sensitive, you know? I didn't. So I guess I always knew that they did have feeling in them. But you find it erotic now.

Well, I would say, though, if you just walk up and start playing with my balls, it's not. Of course. I have to be aroused for, I have to be pretty aroused. And once I'm aroused, then I want you to put your hand around them and tug on them. Right. Like, if you do it while I'm coming, that just sends the orgasm to the next level. Yeah. If you know, wrap a hand, put them in a fist and kind of squeeze a little bit.

Yeah, yeah. I think, and, you know, I always will go for the balls, like when, especially when I'm giving a blowjub. But like I said, you just got to sort of gauge because every guy is kind of different, you know, you don't really know if your guy's going to, like, dig it or not until you try it. And every guy is like, some are sensitive than other. Can you tell if a girl's faking an orgasm? Okay. This is probably going to be pretty embarrassing to say.

But I'm going to say, no, I can't because in my 40 years of having sex, never once did I think, oh, she was faking it. But someone must have, so I would have to assume I can't tell. Can I ask what your body count is? Yeah, I don't really know. I mean, have you only been with 40 girls? No, no. But when Jane and I got together, I had been with about 100.

Okay. But then when I was with Jane, I was with probably another 50. Usually another 150 over those 10 years, easily 150 or 200 over those 10 years. So I got to figure it somewhere up there. I'm around 200 maybe. Okay. Yeah, there's definitely girls that have faked it with you. Yeah.

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And I don't know why. But typically, like, I was always very selfish in bed and I'd be like, even if it's taking me long, I don't really care. Like, you're going to fucking finish me. Like, that's what I'm there for in orgasm. Like, I really never really understood women who called into my show and would be like, you know, telling me all these hot stories. And I'd be like, oh, can you multiple orgasms? They'd be like, oh, no, I don't have orgasms at all. And I'd be like, what's the point?

But it turns out that some people, like, the orgasm isn't the end-all deal. And I've learned that people could completely enjoy sex without orgasm. But I am not one of those people, okay? So if you are with me and I'm going to make you work until I have an orgasm. So I always did. And I know. Yeah, and I've learned, honestly, that guys don't fucking care. They are, they're into getting you off.

They have an ego and they're downright. So you don't have to feel bad. think girls are just too nice and they're worried so much and they don't understand that guys fucking love it you know what I mean it's like the biggest challenge for them and they dig it it it doesn't matter how long it takes they're going to do it but I think that um you know the girls do and I and I think it's very honest of you to say that you know you you don't think you can because you don't no girl ever faked it I've never thought oh she faked it ever once which is it's just not possible it's just not possible someone did yeah I used to always say

until I googled it. I do Q&A's on my Patreon and someone said, hey, my wife's nipples don't get hard when she orgasms. Am I being bamboozled? Because I've always said this. Like if you really want to tell if your girl is having an orgasm, look at her nips when she's done. Now she has fake boobs are always erect.

You can't really tell. But if she's got like natural boobs and, you know, her nipples get hard and soft and whatever. Like when you orgasm, at least always when I orgasm, my nipples would constrict and get as hard and as tight and as small as they ever were in the matter. Because your whole nervous system is like so fucking activated. And, you know, so like, I'm always like, that's how you could fucking tell. Look at her nipples.

If they're not hard, they're not. But then I googled it when the guy asked and it says that some people aren't wired that way. So it's not a tell. But I think it is a tell a little bit, you know? Most women's nips will get really hard when they tell, when they fake it. I also think you could tell, and maybe girls do this, I don't know, but you can, you know, your, your pussy like contracts a little, you know what I mean? Like it moves when you're orgasming, right? You could, as a man, you could feel that, can't you?

You know what I'm talking about? Yes, I know exactly you're talking about, but I actually end up feeling the entire body tense, like their entire body tenses up. Right. Is what I found. So it's almost like, it's not like I just feel the pussies. Like, I feel like their arms squeeze me. everything is just like tensing.

So it's an entire body tension thing. Yeah, that could be fake. But you definitely will feel the inside contracting a little bit, you know, as well. Okay, let's go to what is the thing that most guys worry about when it comes to being in the bedroom? Like for women, I'll just tell you the answer is like we worry about our body. We want to be in perfect shape. We want to make sure we look good.

You know what I mean? We're like very self-conscious about it. that kind of thing. And we worry about like, you know, can we come? Like, we want a really orgasm for a guy and we get nervous if we take too long. You know, I feel like those are women's insecurities. What are guys? In terms of performance, well, you know, it's funny. It changes over the years. When I, when I started having sex as a late teen and my 20s, my performance anxiety was about coming too quickly. Oh, okay. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. I was, I was terrible. In fact, one of the things I'm writing about right now is about that whole journey. But I was, I would like do every time. I used

think of naked football players, do all this crazy shit to try and not come too quickly. But now, as I've gotten into my 50s, now it's about staying focused so I stay hard. That's like, that's about like, I'm going to stay focused. Oh my God. Because yeah, if you want to keep your dick hard in your 50s, you need to have focus. Your mind wanders at all. Yeah. Why haven't you not? Okay, you need to get on rhythm health. It's my sponsor. You could get your fucking, blood work done at home, send it in. You don't even feel it. It's the fucking best blood work panel,

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Because I think you might need a little bit. But listen, I think that that's very normal. You know what I mean? Yeah. For sure. 57, for God's sake. Yeah, is there anything else that guys worry about? I mean, when I was younger, my, honestly, when I was younger, it was about also just,

am I going to do it right? Am I going to make her calm? That whole thing, when I, am I expected to know? And that shifts as you get older when you have more experience and you know what you're doing, then you lose that. But then you, yeah, it's, it was a lot. The performance anxiety was much higher when I was younger. Okay, but do you worry about the,

whether a girl's going to think your dick is big. Do you worry about your body? Do you worry about it? No. No. Okay. Interesting. Yeah. It's obvious that guys don't worry about my body. Never think about my body at all.

It's obvious that most guys don't think about their body. Sorry. And I'm only asking because that's like stuff girls with it. You know what I mean? That goes back to the girl. Maybe that's because I'm in such a great shape. I don't think about it. I don't know.

Right. But do what about hair? I'm not a hairy guy. do not have. I mean, I saved my pubic hair, but other than that, I'm just not a hairy guy. Oh, okay, because some guys, like, shave their thing, and I just wonder if they worry about that. Okay. Do you think, do you, I don't, these are questions that literally came out of my head, by the way, okay? Do you think that you're- I have no doubt they did? Okay. Do you think your dick is bigger or smaller than it actually is? And what do you think most

guys sort of, like, think, like, do most guys, you know, first answer you, and what do you think most guys think about their dick, whether they see it as bigger than it really is or smaller than it really is? Like, perception-wise. You know, gosh, in terms of the most guys, it's hard to say because the locker room talk is always about, oh, me, it's funny, when I was younger, I really thought I had a small dick. I did. And then women told me I didn't.

So I was like, oh, okay. And then one day a woman told me I have a big dick and my wife was there. And she said, no, it's really not that big. So I don't know. It kind of goes whichever way. I think it's, I think historically I thought it's smaller than it is. Yeah, that's what I would think. You know what I mean?

I really do think that guys, because they're so insecure about it, like it is a thing that I feel like a guy has to carry that's pretty difficult as like how, you know, what they're packing. You know what I mean? It's like how big their dick is. Like my son's 10 and he's concerned about having a big dicker right. Like he's always like is my penis growing? You know, it's like ridiculous. Like how does he already have that thing? And I just believe that for guys it must be a thing that they really are so insecure that they probably have a little bit of body dysmorphia that they're always thinking that they're smaller because first of all they're seeing a lot of porn where everyone's like fucking gigantic and pictures or take it in certain ways so they would feel inferior. So they probably think

they're like smaller than they are. And you right? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I think you're right. Yeah. So, okay, do you care about a girl's body count? Meaning, like, you go out on a date with her, you find out she's fucked to, you know, 300. Yes, I do care. I want it to be high. I like the girls. I like high body count. Did you always like that before, Jane? Yes. No, I always liked. I kind of always, you know, the funny thing about Jane is I was the dog who finally caught the car. Like, I really wanted the porn star girl. I wanted the girl. I wanted the girl.

wanted the slut and then I finally got a real one and I was like, oh shit, I can't handle this. So, but I've always going for the experienced girls. I wanted the girls to the high by cut, the bounty count. The sluts were hotter to me. But you definitely have a lot of guy friends that are the opposite you, right? You were the odd one out. Correct? 100%. In fact, there's this one part in the book where I'm talking with a buddy of mine and he's dating this really young girl that he likes. And I asked him, I said, how's it going? He's like, oh, it's awesome. She's only slept with two people. She thinks I'm awesome in bed. And I'm like, oh, that's cool. My wife slept with 600. She thinks I'm pretty good too. Yeah. Oh, my God. Did he look at you like

harfite? And you married her. He was like, oh, I see your point. But so, no, I always want for a high body guy. I always liked the high body. Yeah, but you're the minority. Totally. Yeah. I am. I mean, I definitely know guys like you. It's a certain breed of guy that has that. You know, it doesn't mean you have every other characteristic of that same breed, but there are, I have met guys who actually like girls that are kind of slutty and stuff, you know, and that guy is, could be any guy, you know what I mean? But it's typically not the case, you know, for, for some reason, and it's just like a stigma, you know, guys, women have to worry about their body count more than guys. And that's something that guy should never ask anyway. I personally like a guy who slept around. I don't mind a total player who's been there

done that. I feel like why, you know, I like someone who's experience. Yeah, that's, that's kind of like why I like it. Listen, if I met the greatest guy ever and he just happened to always be in relationships and he was like fucking hot as shit and he just only fucked five, six women in his life, but you know, at this age it means he has experience. Like that would be fine too. But I never cared about, of course, a guy's body count. I actually liked a, like the more of a player, a guy was like, I was into that, you know? Okay. What's something that women think that they need to do for a guy that is hot, but most men don't care about. Does that make sense? Yeah, I can't. It makes sense, but the only thing that comes to mind is like the makeup thing. I mean,

there's so many women think that how to wear makeup and I think guys are like, just don't care. Oh, well, I have a question, lots of makeup or no makeup. Like, what do you prefer? If I had to pick one, I'd say I'm more than natural. Yeah. More natural you like? More natural. Right. But is it a deal? deal breaker if you meet like the greatest girl that you're like. No, it's not a deal breaker. And someone who does it tastefully is amazing. Right? If it's just, if it's like a Tammy Fay Baker thing, I'm like, oh, no, no, no. But nowadays the girls wear a lot of makeup and they still look great, but it's just a lot of makeup. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's not my thing, but it's definitely not a deal breaker at all. I wouldn't

be like, oh, I can't date her. She wears makeup. No, not at all. But if I'm my preference, I'd say less is better. Yeah. I know a lot of guys are either one way or another. Some guys like girls that are very like my brother likes a girl that is like fucking you know to the and and it's funny because he hates the fact that they're so high maintenance but I'm like listen if you want your fucking girl to be like the way he wants his girls to be like literally dressed to the nine's 24 seven tons of makeup you know he likes that girl well then that girl's gonna take two hours to get ready like don't fucking complain about it you know what I mean like that girl's gonna be a little bit more high maintenance but you know what she fucking deserves it like I watch these houses

Wives shows, you know, and I see these like plastic surgeons that are worth like $100 million dollars. And their fucking wives are like stunning. And they're done up every fucking minute of the day. And they look like they are dressed up perfectly, tons of makeup, top to bottom, 24-7. And I'm sorry, but like, you know, she, like, that's what that guy wants. And I'm sorry, but she deserves what that guy gives. Because I would never want to do that every single day. You know what I mean? I can do that for millions of dollars. Like I just couldn't. just it would be exhausting for me. But I think those women deserve it.

You know, my brother always goes for those kinds of women. But then when they get high maintenance, he's like, oh, whatever. I'm like to fucking pay up, dude. Okay, because that's, she's doing, she's bringing a lot to the table by, you know, being on top of her game 24-7, you know? And then some guys like a girl that's like more chill and relaxed and don't, they don't like that type of girl at all. It's like to each of their own.

Okay. Oh, another quick one. Do you like girls with short hair or long hair or you don't care? No, I prefer long hair. Right. I did put bobs or long hair because I have something, I have something against Bob. You hate Bobbs. I wanted to make a shirt like real friends don't let their friends get Bob haircuts.

Okay. Like I got a Bob haircut. I'll tell you, there is one advantage of a Bob haircut. What? You don't have to, that you don't have to move their hair out of the way when they're sucking your cock. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Why a booty cold guy always wants my hair up? You know what I mean? Yeah. That's the advantage of a bob, but I prefer a long hair. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I hate a bob. I just really, I really have something against them and I just think they're terrible. And listen, sometimes they look very attractive on the right person. They're very fashionable, but I don't. And sometimes they're kind of hot if they're very severe and the girl has like, but I don't know. I just think soccer mom. Not that soccer moms aren't hot. You know, those are all the people calling into my show doing the crazy things. Those are always the freak. ones, you know, the ones with the bob hair, haircuts.

Okay. Exactly. Yeah. Okay. Is, uh, here's a good one. Is anal sex better than vaginal sex, meaning like the feeling or is it like a totally different? Is it, or is it apples and oranges? I don't know.

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So what's funny is, okay, this is a really interesting question for me, because I love anal sex. Not that that's so weird, but I do. But it's not about the feeling, right? I mean, once you get your, like the initial, when you initially go in to her ass, when you finally get her to open up and you slide in, yeah, that feeling is fucking amazing. But once you're in there and fucking her, it doesn't necessarily feel all that different from vaginal. But it's, there's something about the idea of being in her ass that makes the whole. sexual experience so much more erotic. Like a woman who wants it in the ass just, oh, it's so animalistic. So just the idea of anal sex makes it hotter. But it's not necessarily, other than the initial entry, there's not a big difference in feeling. Are you saying, how could that not be? What I've heard, okay, and you have to tell me, okay, is that like the difference between

anal sex and vaginal sex is like the difference between putting one finger and a thumb around your dick and going up and down or putting five fingers around in the thumb and or four fingers and going up and down like why there's no big that is there a big hole inside once it open no no I'm saying no I'm saying once she loosens up because she like the ass loosens up after after a minute or two and then and then it doesn't feel so tight and then it's not as tight anymore and it's it's it's fine but it's great but there's just something yeah from a feeling perspective once she really loosens up and once you're really in there and you've been fucking your ass for a minute or two, the, the tightness goes away. Oh, interesting. And then it feels just like you're in a vagina?

I mean, it just feels like you're in your norifice. But again, it's just this loaded aspect of anal sex is just, it's really erotic to me. Just the idea that makes it that much hotter and orgasms. For me, it's just a woman who wants you to come in her asses. Oh, man, pooh. Blows my mind. I have a funny anal sex story that maybe proves your point, and I've told it before, but I always have a new listener, so I'll tell it again. So I'm dating this guy, and he was very inexperienced. He was my guy that, like, couldn't get it up, and I'd be like, put it in soft. I don't care because I was so fucking horny for him. I'm in a softie. Yeah, but he eventually his dick started to work, you know, and one night we're like hanging out

and we're like fucking in, like, no, it's like the morning, right? And he's like sputing me and he goes to like fuck me and I put his dick in my ass and, you know, he fucked me in my ass. And then like, you know, maybe like a month later, like, we were like talking. I was like, oh, so like, do you like anal sex? He's like, I don't know. I never had it. I was like, we did it a month ago. He had no idea.

He had no idea. He didn't even know. No. Now I must have been. Oh my God. That's the funniest thing I ever. Oh, you're dying. Now, listen, that happened to me when my boy were the smoke.

pod constantly and a lot of my boyfriends were like weed heads but like you know so I don't know if it was the weed or my like I don't know if that's an insult to me should I not be telling that story like what does that say about my ass oh no I think it's fucking hilarious well there are times when I thought I was in the ass but it was actually in the pussy sometimes you just get confused in the moment he had no idea if I had never told him to this day you would probably think he's never had anal sex he didn't know oh my god it's so funny so funny okay so if you could only do one because I find every now and then I find a guy that gives this, that gives an answer to this in one way that I think most guys wouldn't. I think the minority would prefer one over the other. But the question is,

do you prefer a really great blowjob or penetrative sex? That's a tough thing to answer because it kind of depends on, like, no, no, no, no, this is how I like to do it on Patreon because I always like to do a lot of polls and it's fun. And unless I back you into a corner, it's like everyone's going to answer both things. You know what I mean? So I'm going to make it like really easy for you to answer. I'm going to back you in a corner. Yeah, this is the corner. Okay, you got a girl in front of you. She's got the hottest body. Okay. You're totally in her. You got great chemistry. You fucked her before she's killer. You know, everything's good. She also gives the best fucking blowjubs ever. Whatever that means for you. Spid, deep throat everything. Sure. It's the best fucking blowjohn. Yeah. Now you have, you know,

you could only do one thing. She said to you, I'm either going to give you a fucking best blowjob ever. I'm going to fuck the shit out of you, which do you prefer? And it's only one time. It's only just this one time. Yeah, it's not like for, you're not committing to forever. It's just that you only had one night and you could only pick one off the menu and they're both available and they're both what you like. I'm going to go blowjob.

Interesting. That's what I think that's the minority. I think most guys would pick the penetrated, but I know guys that like it. Let me tell you why. Yeah, let me tell you why. Okay. And the reason is, is because it's so rare that you just get, you just get. got a blowjob with no other expectation. And that is really fucking nice because it's the one time. I don't

have to do any fucking work during sex. It's great. And it's like, I just get to rely. Like, this is vacation sex. Oh, I'm just going to lay back. I'm going to lie down. Someone else is going to do all the work and I'm just going to be pleased. It is such a wonderful thing. And I'm going to do it guilt free because she said, I get a choice. And it's so rare that I get that. total guilt-free blowjob where no other expectations. And it's the best blowjob ever. Right. And it's the best blowjob ever.

So, yeah, I would definitely choose blowjob every time in that situation. I have a second question because of what you said. Okay, go ahead. Yeah. No, say what you're going to say first. Like I was going to say, I had a girlfriend once who she would call me, like I'm running around town. She's like, hey, where are you doing?

You near me? I go, see, oh, come by for a quick blowjob. And I'm like, fucking awesome. Great. And I drive over. She starts sucking my car. She goes, oh, I want to have sex. And I was like, oh, man.

have time to have sex. It's just a quick blowjob. She always would take the blowjob and turn into sex. And it was just like it goes from being a vacation thing to, okay, now we're having sex, which is a totally different mindset. Do you think she did that on purpose? I don't know if it was conscious. I don't know if I'll lure him over with a blowjob. Well, no, maybe she was. Like, that was her way of getting you over, but she wanted to fuck. And she felt like if she said you'd have to do work, you wouldn't have showed up. I think it's more about she starts giving me a blowjamb, then she gets really turned on. Like, I think, honestly, I think she'd just like giving me blowjabs, but then I'd get over there.

She starts talking my cock and then she would get turned on and want to have sex. I think it was more that than she was trying to lure me. Yeah, guys are dumb. I think she was deluring you. Okay, I'm not going to dispute you. My question for you, my follow-up question for you, is like, because a lot of your questions, you have said, you know, my answer for this would have been this when I'm 20 and it's very different now. Do you think your BJ or penetrative sex answer would be different when you were younger?

Yes, I think I might have gone for the fuck. Right, right? Don't you think you're a little bit more lazy because you're old? I think it's, I don't know if it's a lazy thing as much as it is. It's not a lazy thing. It's just, it's so rare that, well, back then, sex was rare, right? So who I want that? And now just getting like the guiltfully free blow job is rare.

So if I haven't, it's, I think it's a, I think it's a, um, an abundance thing. What do I get more of? Yeah, I think that there's probably a lot of reasons why, one being like you're older and, you know, you don't have as much energy. Two, being what you said. Three, also maybe being that I had a good three. I know why. Here's this.

Here's the three. Yeah. I never, when I was young, I hadn't really had a good blow job. Right. Okay. That makes sense.

Like, I didn't really have a good blow job until like I was in my 20s. So, you know, in my teens, like blow jobs were just like a woman would put her, or a girl would put her lips around my cock and breathe through her nose, right? I mean,

that was it. I was like, oh, that's not that fucked fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that kind of makes sense. I don't remember my three, but I feel like that's why I asked, because I feel like maybe it would be different when you're younger. I think maybe younger guys I could see picking that. And maybe a lot of guys that would have picked penetrative sex when they

were younger would pick that, you know, vacate. Oh, this was my three. It's also because it's not so much that the penetrative sex is like annoying because you're old and lazy and don't have as much energy. It's also because like when you're young, like, and this is what I miss about young sacks for me especially is like you know when you're young you don't have like even if you have a job it's like meaningless it doesn't take away from your energy you don't mean it's like a dumb dumb job you're not exerting anything it's like not you know it's not like having a career you don't have kids you don't have a partner you don't have a house to take care of you don't mean like i'm talking about like when i live with my parents and i was like fucking boyfriends all day long you just don't have a care

in the world you know what i mean you so all your energy could go into fucking sacks when by the time you're old it's like you know you know you just like you know you know you're just like you just taking care of so much shit. It would be nice to just lay back and get that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It makes sense.

Yeah. I miss those, the good old days of being young. All you young people just fuck all day. Me and my boyfriend, Nick used to have like naked Sundays. We would just stay naked the whole Sunday and fuck all day long. Are young people having sex?

I like keep reading that young people aren't having sex. Is that true? I think so. I don't know. I think so. But it's weird because I watch all these shows with my son. They're younger shows and they're all like making out with everybody. They're super open-minded.

It'd be a shame if they're not having a lot of sex because they're very open to whatever. You know, I think there's a lot of people that are very, maybe it's like an extreme because like think about only fans and all this stuff. Like all these people are on there doing so much stuff. They're all dressing. Like, remember like in our day, Halloween was the day that every girl got to dress like a slut. Like I always feel like I was very ahead of my time because I dress like a slut all the time. And now all the girls dress like a slut all the time.

Like every girl always wanted to dress like a slut. But it wasn't appropriate. So they just did it on Halloween because guys would think you were a slut. nowadays all the girls dressed like a slut because girls like to dress slutty okay I always wanted to and I did because I didn't give a fuck what guys thought so it doesn't make sense to me that every girl is walking around like totally like dress like really slutty and I think it's hot you know they're all like dressed with barely anything on they're at the beach practically naked they're all like down and fluid like how are those people not fucking all the time yeah I don't know I don't know I don't know who are those people I think they're the people in Starbucks at 10. You ever see those kids in Starbucks at 9 p.m? I don't go in there. Yeah.

Anytime I've ever got in Starbucks and then, I'm like, oh, God, you know, and those are probably like the kids that are going to be like the next Elon Musk. You don't know what I mean? Those are like the smart kids are going to be super successful. But yeah, I think people are fucking. I don't, that's what I think. Okay. What's an immediate turnoff in the bedroom or is that a not a fun one?

That's not a good one, right? No, I mean, I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I have a good answer for that one. Oh, okay. So let's do it. Yeah. immediate turn off in the bed.

And for me is a woman who is uptight about her body, right? Or is a shame who wants to turn the lights off or is uncomfortable. And I'm like, just fucking, you know, just lean in. And I have been with some women who would, the traditional society would say not good bodies, but they just fucking own their body. And they would just, they just sunk into it. It was so fucking sexy. Someone who's uncomfortable with their body is really unsexy.

Yeah. And it could be the hottest. chick, right? It's like what you're saying is it has nothing to do with the actual body. And that's what girls don't know. I used to have this girlfriend. I call her cutney now because she dumped me when I was trying to have a baby. So she's cutney, but her name was Courtney.

But cutney didn't like she was like a little chunky or I don't know. She just like it was so like and you would have thought she was like had the worst body in the planet. And I used to try to point out like musicians and famous people that had her exact body but fucking owned it. And I'd be like look like that like that person has your exact body. but she's fucking hot as shit. She's walking around. She's owning it. Like what, you know what I mean?

Sexy is an attitude. Yeah. Sexy is an attitude. Yeah. It's like, so it's like it really makes a difference and that's the unfortunate thing. Like for girls, the reason why they're that way is like all the stuff that's put on them. Like no girl wants to be that way. We're tortured by, you know, being so obsessed with our bodies and our skin and our hair and all this shit.

You know what I mean? It's like a, it's a hard thing for a girl. It's like, you know, guys have their thing. that's a thing for girls. No girl wants to be horrified by her body, but we all have been there. And I had like a perfect body and I was always like a psychopath, you know, with like worrying about things and stuff. You know what I mean? But every girl has a little bit of that in them. And yeah, I mean, it's like it's so great when women just own it. And that is what's hot to most guys. And I think that's what girls don't get. They're so worried about stuff that guys don't care about. Yeah. The hottest thing is a woman who owns her body. It is literally the hottest thing. Yeah, totally. Okay. Ask, play with, or is that a no-go zone for you? Interesting. That was something that also developed later in life. And it's definitely a go-zone, but it's one of those things.

You've got to wait until I'm pretty aroused before you go there. Or A, you're going to feel nothing, right? Like, nothing. Yeah, I'm just going to be, it's actually going to be a turn. You go there, like, you walk up and stick your finger on my ass. Oh, no, no, no, no. Be awful. But no, you got to wait.

And I've had girls, like, they go there too soon, like, no, I got to be way more aroused. Yeah. And then when I'm there, oh yeah, like definitely. Finger up there is awesome. Yeah. Listen, I always teach guys this and this is for guys or girls or like anyone trying to perform like anal and anyone else. The best thing to do is like explore that area yourself.

Like if you've ever explored that part of your body, you would know that you can't just like shove something in there. You would know that you have to be very turned on, very relaxed. that it's so like the opening is so relaxed and easy to get into. You know what I mean? And a lot of times I feel like so many girls don't like anal because so many guys have never done anything through their asshole. And they think the assholes like a pussy.

Well, no, they've never done it to themselves. That's what I'm saying. That's the problem. You know, do it to yourself. Get your, you know, because this is one thing that both men and women have. Okay. We're both the same. This is where you could know exactly what's going on with your girl.

Try to shove a fucking dildo in your ass and not, and be turned on. And that's why so many poor girls don't like sex because a guy has no clue. And the guy doesn't know he's hurting her or thinks it's going to, you know, but that's not the way to roll. So I think the best way to perform anal is like play with yourself first and then you know. And that's probably like you got turned on by it by a girl that was probably into anal herself and knew exactly when to pull it out, exactly when to do it. You know what I'm saying? Exactly when to go there because she's into anal too and knows it has to be. And what's great about your answer, is that like you weren't always into it, but you did get into it. And I think like all guys would

be into it if they tried. Like get over the stigma. It's so stupid. Hey, y'all. It's Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair. Ever order furniture online and wonder what if? Like, what if it doesn't hold up? That sofa was four days old. You should have ordered from Wayfair. With Wayfair, there's no what if. Just style you love and quality you can trust. Visit wayfair.ca. Wayfair, every style, every home. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure when I was younger, it was a stigma thing. Yeah, right? Of course. Yeah. What besides like your dick, right? Like if you had to let like, and your balls because we, and your asshole, like any of the like popular erogenous Jones.

Like is there a place on a guy's body that's like super sensitive or hot that you like? Do you have like really sensitive nipples or like do you like your ears or like, you know, is there anything else that like, like no, just the dick? Yeah. It's funny. It's like, yeah. There's just nothing else in my body will get me. I mean, like, you know, obviously, you know, massage, central massages that works closer

to that area, but that's because I'm expecting you to touch that area, not because the other areas are erotic. But yeah, it's just like there isn't, I don't have any other erotic zones besides the obvious ones. Right. So you just like them to go for your deck. Yeah. I mean, you know, work your way there. But yeah, the dick is where, the dick and the balls are. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Okay. But not nips. No nipples. Like, no nipples. Like, no, I mean, nipples are like, yeah, I don't know. They're just not, they're not that interesting to me. Yeah. I bet you like my own nipples are not interesting. I love women's nipples. Right. But I, but I, I, bet you some guys would like are very sensitive in their nipple areas. I feel like that's one of those

things that are different, right? Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Okay. These are two questions that you hate. You told me to get them off. You're like they sound like a bad fucking sentence from a cosmopolitan. But I like these last two questions. Like what is something that women do in bed? And we're going to flip this question that you really fucking think is like hot. Like something that like maybe it's going to like you're going to flash to like one girl that did. something, you know, something unexpected, something different, not like, oh, gave the best blowjob. Well, I mean, I mean, the first time someone shoved a finger up my ass, that's certain. No, no, no, like, is it talking dirty? Is it like that they, they were very loud when they orgasm. Like, you know, what is nothing? Yeah, I love, yeah, loud orgasms are the fucking,

loud orgasms from women are the fucking gas. See, that's a good answer. It's not such a boring question. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Women who try to, you know, not be loud or try to cont, unless you need to be quiet because of the situation. But don't hold back. Like, fucking let it out. Shoot off a fucking machine gun while you're coming. You know, I don't care. The more noise, the better when you orgasm.

It's fucking awesome. Yeah, but let me ask you this because sometimes, and I don't know if it's just like, sometimes I've heard the dumbest loud orgasm like sounds out of women in porn that I'm like, who thinks that's fucking hot? have you ever had a girl that's like really loud and it just sounds so dumb? No. No? No? No. No, I've never gone.

Oh, that's stupid. Oh, okay. I've never had that feeling. This is why I'm not a guy. I'm just so happy to be fucking that I don't. Just when you think I'm a dude because I am very guy like in a lot of ways, I'm really not because sometimes I hear these pornsters and I'm just like, shut the fuck up. That sounds so dumb and annoying.

It's like distracting. But I'm very noise sensitive. So for you, the louder, the better, any kind of noise. Latter the better. Any kind of noise. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I was kidding about the machine gun. But yeah, I just, I like a lot. Someone who makes noises during sex is great.

And actually, that's one of my fucking pet peeves. It's like, if I'm going down or girl and I'm doing something you like, make a fucking noise. Because if there's, like, come on. Let, you know, get a little feedback here. Yeah, no, no. That really does help a guy. And it's a great way if you don't want to, like, boss a guy around and tell them what

to do. Because the truth is, you know, every pussy is different. Every, you know, it's, and same thing with blow drops. Like, you know, you got to like, you got to know. Some people are very, I feel like some people are very intuitive and they kind of know where to go and there's like an energy exchange and they could like read your mind. But I think that you do have to like sort of let people know what you like and don't like in other ways.

And I think that like you said, it's very good, even just moaning. You don't need to talk. Like, you know, just let them know you're in the fucking. fucking right spot. You know what I mean? Yeah. Okay, my last one, and I should have put this like right after the girls faking it in.

But like my question to you is do guys or and maybe they can't, I don't know, but do guys ever fake it? Because you kind of can if you're inside and you're able to call. You know what I mean? Yeah. You know, this is, I have a funny story about this. I have never faked an orgasm.

I can't speak for all guys. But I once got accused of faking an orgasm. What do you mean? So I had a girl visiting me and she was younger and we were just fucking all weekend. And like on a Sunday afternoon, she was giving me like a blowjob in the evening. It was like my 10th fucking time we were hooking up in like two and a half days and I orgasmed and nothing came out. And she got so fucking pissed. She thought I was faking the orgasm.

I was just like, I just think I'm out of sperm. This is nothing left. She just drained me so completely over the weekend. but nothing came out. But I absolutely orgasmed. And you know what? That girl needs to listen to my show because the most interesting other thing

that I learned from my show, by the way, is that like the fact that you ejaculate and have an orgasm at the same time is just like a coincidence. Like they don't have to happen together. Do you know that? I did not know that. Yeah, that's a real thing.

I've heard from many experts. It tends to happen all the time at the same time. These tantric like people, and people that believe in all that shit, it doesn't have to happen at the same time. And when you could start controlling that shit, that's when you could become multi-orgasmic. But it typically happens at the same time.

But also what happens is like you said, like you had the orgasm and you didn't come, but you had an orgasm. And she probably, I could see why she didn't believe you, the average person, even me, probably before I did my show

and learn from these experts at that you could have an orgasm without ejaculating. I would have felt like, what the fuck. But. I think it was just out of, I was out of come. Right. I was just out.

It was like 10 times in two and a half days. And I was in my 50s already. Like, that's just insane. Yeah. But do you think other guys fake it? I don't know. I've never heard.

I've never had a buddy tell me, yeah, I had to fake my own gas. I'm going to get out of having six with this guy. I've never heard that. I've never heard. I've never had a guy ever admit to doing that to me. Yeah,

I feel like I got a confession once that somebody faked it because we were like talking about that on the thing. I wonder, guys, comment on Spotify. You could comment on Spotify, which is fun over there. But keep your comments clean or else. can't post them. And don't say bad things about me or else I won't post them.

So listen, this was fun. These are always fun. I always like these kinds of episodes. My listeners love them too. So thanks so much for coming on, answering all the questions. People could buy your book, seek the rest. Dot net. They can listen to your episode here too. And Jane's episode. You dropped a lot of Jane info. Let me tell you, if you want to hear one of the most hardcore people on my show besides Casey and like fucking Erica and I have some great girls on Jane is like very super hardcore, unique, one of a kind. And she is in my library of almost 1,500. I think you're 15.

I think I'm over 1,500, while the time this one airs. Let me see Jane's. Let me give people Jane's episode number. Jane's episode number is 1408. I actually just repeated it recently on my repeat Thursdays. Jane is into gangbangs, threesomes, foursums, orgies, and moresums. And let me tell you that moresums is everything you can ever fucking imagine.

Hockeys. She's into. Oh my God. Anyway, thanks so much for calling in Adam again. This was fun. This is fun.

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