Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1509 - Big Dick Myths, Gooning, Teabagging & 30 More Sex Facts w/Adam

Episode Date: July 5, 2026

Adam is back and this time him and Kathy take the ultimate sex trivia quiz and debate who's right all along the way. Tune in to hear all the details including the real average penis size and what percentage of guys are actually over 7 inches, whether shoe size predicts penis size, what qualifies as a micropenis, what teabagging, snowballing, docking, frotting and gooning really mean, how many nerve endings are in the clitoris and why most of it is actually inside the body, what percentage of women orgasm from penetration alone, what DDLG stands for, how many sperm are in the average ejaculation and how long they survive inside the female body, whether the vagina gets longer during arousal, whether men can orgasm without ejaculating and women can ejaculate, whether semen and sperm are the same thing, how many erections the average guy has while sleeping, whether guys still produce sperm after a vasectomy, plus a whole lot more. GET A COPY OF THE STRICTLY ANONYMOUS BOOK! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY HERE: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  or Pre-order audiobook version ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   To see HOT pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and click on "Be on the Show." Want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. All voices are changed.   Sponsors:   ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://LoadBoost.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - To get 10% off LOAD BOOST by VB Health, use code: STRICTLY   ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bluechew.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ — Buy 2 months of Bluechew GOLD and get the third month FREE! Use code: STRICTLYANON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beduc.at/pd2626-anonymous⁠⁠ Click here to take the quiz and  get your personalized SUMMER roadmap to sexual happiness ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://Rythm.Health/STRICTLYANON⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠for 15% OFF your first month Follow me! Instagram  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Everything else: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy. If you want to follow the strictly anonymous podcast on Instagram or Twitter, follow the show at Strict Anonymous. Today is a fun Q&A. It's a Sunday episode so I don't go through all my blah, blah, blah stuff on my intros that actually keep my show running. Okay, I got to do, I got to air them all during the week. But on Sundays, I give you a break.

Today I have on a super fun Q&A. This one you're going to have to play along. And some people might be screaming at the phone when they hear us like being really dumb with some of these questions. Because these are like factual questions. Like Adam called them scientific questions about sperm and jizz and clits and sex positions. And sex positions or sex acts. I don't know.

We got to figure out like sometimes like what is docking? What is gooning? What is tea bag? We talk a lot, like I said, about semen and sperm and clits and other kinds of, like, super interesting questions. Like, does the vagina get longer during arousal? Okay, you're going to find out answers to so many things. I was actually very interested in how much I learned on this episode.

It's kind of funny because I'm very competitive and was very, we were taking score on me because me and Adam, you know, read these questions and then we both answer them and then we get the answer. There's a couple times we had to go to Google to break it time. or break an argument. So you're going to love that whole competition between me and Adam and you're going to either learn a lot or you know all these questions and you're going to beat us at our own game. You know, I'm curious to see how many other people know the answers to these questions. There's a lot I didn't know and I learned a lot.

So I think it's a fun episode. It's funny because I'm super competitive. So we do fight a little bit on this episode. But you're going to enjoy it. So anyway, I'm going to get right to it and be right. back on with Adam. This is the strictly anonymous podcast. Strictly anonymous podcast.

Hey Adam. Adam Darrow. I have you on my phone as Adam Darrow writer. That's because you first came on my show as a writer. He wrote a book called Seek the Risk. He dated probably the sluggiest chick on the planet. I feel like every time you come on as a little bit of my co-host, I have like, you know, I have specific people who I use as my co-host because I know them really well, like Leila

and Luna and you and Billy from me on horror. I prefer my co-host to be people I'm friends with because it's like a fun or convo, I feel like I could be more myself. But we're not my friend to start off with. You were a guest on my show. You have a great episode. I forget the number of it. I'll put it in the description.

And then your girl who you dated, who you wrote the book about it and how you survived. Married. How you survived a girl who wanted to fuck everybody, including your friends and not be jealous anymore, even though you were at first. that's called Seek the Risk. I'll put a link to your website in the description.

Everyone that reads your books loves it. I'm going to always promote it and give a shout up because you always give me these great episodes too. We have done many Q&As. They're super fun. Today we're doing one that's more scientific. Like we're doing sex facts. Like our facts like stuff that.

And like honestly, I mean, just so you know, people might write in and be like that's fucking wrong. Because like literally when you Google stuff, when you chat GPT stuff, when you look it up in a different way, like you get slightly different answers for certain things. you know. But I, these are chat GPT answers. Okay, maybe you're going to get different answers on Google. I found that there were different answers on Google. I typically think chat GPT is better than Google, but, you know, some may say something different. It's not foolproof. But these are the general

answers to specific questions about sex. It's a sex quiz. But they're like, you said they're like kind of scientific. Is that the word you'd use? Yeah, some of them are scientific and some of them are are, I mean, I'm looking at the list here, and some of them are just like, what's the word? You know, they're slang. They're just, you know, cultural, cultural, cultural things. And you get like, what does that mean? There's some things in here. I do not know what they are.

So it'd be fun. I like those questions the best. Like, what is teabagging? I don't really think I know. But, okay, so, you know, we, both of us have the answers in front of us. You could read the answers. I'll read the questions. How about that?

Or you want to read the questions and I'll read the answers. But we're both going to give the answers, okay? Right. Both of us have not looked at the answers. I don't like the sheet. We don't have the answers. We can look them up. No, no, no, no.

I'm not seeing them with them in front of me. No. All right. I have the answers on my sheet and you have the answers. Don't lie. You have the answers. No, no. I'm saying I'm not looking at them.

Okay. You didn't say that. You said, I don't have the answers. No, you're not looking at them. That's correct. But we both have the answers in front of us on the bottom of the fucking page. And we could read them. You're going to read the question.

I'll read the answers. But after you ask the question, we're both going to, answer and see who's fucking right, okay, when it comes to sex. All right. Okay. Ask the first question. Okay. What's the average erect penis length?

Okay. Now, I bet you it says the average is like a five to seven. No, no, no, like six to eight. I feel like they. I don't know. I remember, I swear I've heard it's six or like, that's what I think it's six. I swear I've heard six for years that the average is six. I've always heard something that I was always like that is not fucking true because I fucked a lot of guys in my lifetime.

You know what I mean? Because I was able to. You've played with more penises than I have. Yes, for sure. I've only played with one. That doesn't count. I wouldn't, you know, that's not a good analysis. But I always felt like it was higher.

My answer is I don't really fucking know. I think from my experience, except this is what's weird. I had a dick pick. I've done two dick pick contests. my Discord and everyone sends in dick picks and I get over 200 decks. Okay, my critique episode of them was over two hours long. Me and Hot Mama went through every fucking dick and he analyzed the pick. But I got to tell you, if you go by my Discord, average penis size is like fucking seven to nine inches. I mean, I never saw so many big ticks, but I'm going to say the average

to me is like five and a half to six. What do you say? I'm going to say six. I'm saying six. Okay. What? Oh, how could this be? No way. Is that true? Wow. Chachy PT is actually fucked as many people as I have. Maybe.

Chat GPT. So the answer is 5.2 to 5 5 5 inches. Wow. And I promise everybody, I don't cheat ever. I would, I've never cheated in my life not for monopoly, not for cards, not for this, because I really like to win for real. And I was, I'm shocked. I was for sure thinking Google it while I'm talking on your thing right right now what Google says

but I for sure thought it would say like I used to say like six to eight or something so big and I was like I don't really think so but I'm right on the money like I said I think chat GPT is taken like into account like real dudes yeah Google says the same thing wow okay so I was right yeah okay one for Kathy should we keep score keep score out Yeah, I like to keep score. I'm very competitive. I've actually had guys, I've actually had guys break up with me and say to me, like, you're just too competitive.

I can't fucking take it. It's really emasculating. It's really not good, actually. Okay. Okay, the next question, I'll read this one and then you read the answer. What percentage of men are over seven inches? Well, according to my discord, oh, fucking lot. But I would say, in reality, what do you say?

25%. I'm going to guess 13. 30%, I don't guess 30%. Over seven inches? I'm going to guess 15%. Over seven inches. Hard. Okay, read the answer.

What's the answer? Oh my God. What? One to two percent. What? Come on. I don't know. There's no way.

Well, first of all, if this was the price is right, we both went over. But if we're doing the scoring system, whoever gets closer, I would be right. one to two percent over seven inches that just doesn't like wow all right okay well google yeah google literally says it's quite rare and it puts a man in the top two to five percent we still went over i was closer so i say keep score adam okay i say i get the point that's too um i would say i can't believe that the one to five percent of the population of men are listening to my show by the way All you big dick guys are tuned in. It's strictly anonymous, which is awesome.

Okay, let's go to the next one. True or false? Shoe size predicts penis size. You know what I think is a better predictor? And we'll maybe Google this, but I think finger size completely correlates to fucking dick length and width. Skinny fingers, skinny dick. Fat fingers, dick fingers.

fetic. Like, I totally think that that's true. But, and they do say shoe sizes, which would mean that every guy that plays like a basketball has like the biggest dick on the planet. Like, is that true? Because taller guys tend to have... I've never slept with a basketball player. But taller guys tend to have bigger feet, but I don't necessarily think like every tall guy has the biggest dick. So I would say false. What do you say? I'm also saying false to that. Okay, let's get your, first of all, okay, and then we had to talk about. finger size because do you, what size foot do you have? Do you have a big size foot or small? I have, I don't know, 11. Not huge. I'm 5.10. Oh yeah, you're not tall. I used to be 5.11.

Okay, but you've never been over 6 feet though. So you're not really tall. Never been over 6 feet. Right, right. Yeah, so it's false. And I believe it's false. We both got a point. Can you keep that you're keeping track, right? All right. All right. All right. All right. Yeah. Hold on. Wait. Let me, let me add a point here. So I'm three. You're one. You're winning. You're winning. You're winning, Kathy. you must feel very good about yourself. I like to win, yeah. I'm a sore winner is what I say. I'm not a sore loser.

I don't care if I lose. I'm like, whatever, okay, but I'm a fucking sore winner. If I win you in this condos, you're going to want to hang up. Okay. I always want to hang up. I get it.

Okay, but I do, though, think, like, finger size is equivalent to dick size-ish. Like, you know, if you have average fingers, average dicks. But if you have really fat fingers, like I was watching 90 day before the 90 days and there's like some deaf guy on the show and he's got fat fingers. And I was and he was just having sex with his girl on the show. And in the morning they were saying how he couldn't get it inside. He was talking like my my banana couldn't get in her donut. I don't know. He's using all these funny things. And it was like, I know why his fucking banana couldn't get in her donut because he's like got a fat dick. He had the fattest fingers. I'm like he's really thick and that poor girl.

hasn't gotten fucked in a couple years, she was saying. And so it was painful for her. And so I think like width of fingers equals width of dick. Now, I want you to tell me, I've never seen your dick, but like you have and you see your fingers. I don't think I've ever seen your fingers either. Does it correlate? Am I right? I would say no, it does not correlate. At least not on me. Not on me. Why? I have very lean fingers. I do not have a very lean dick. Well, was it like, was it, did girls say it was extra thick? Because we know Jane didn't think it was that big.

Jay did. Well, other people did, but Jane didn't. But, you know, Jade had a unique perspective. But do girls think that you're thick? I've never heard the word thick. Yeah, that's a no. So you're not, so you're not, so your average size fingers match your average with dick.

I guess. Has any girl ever said, ow? I don't think my finger, I think, see, I don't know. With all the music stuff with all the rock climbing everything, my fingers are very lean and fit. So I don't know if they're connected at all. First of all, your fingers didn't get thinner because of rock climbing. I'm talking about like, you know, people, you're born with your finger size, just like you're born with your dick size. Okay.

How small is a microp penis? I've always wanted to know. You give your answer first. I don't want you to be swayed by me. I'm going to guess anything less than. two inches. I'm going to, like two inches is smaller than you really think. I'm going to say less than three inches, maybe.

What's the answer? The answer is anything less than 2.9 inches. Okay, so I'm right. That was 3.2.9. It's 2.95. No, you went too high. It says 2.95. We're doing closest, okay?

2.9. This isn't like figuring out. I think the rules are changing. No, but it's not figuring out prices. It needs to, it's okay to do closest. I'm closest.

I'm 0.5. It's 2.95, by the way, not 2.9. So, and I'm 0.05 inches away. So, that's it. There you go. Yeah, that's a real thing.

You know, there, okay. So. Three inches is considered a micropetus. Interesting. Yeah, interesting. Okay. Next one. What is tea bagging?

Now, this is, do you know what teabagging is? Because if you know, I do. I think I do. I think it's when you put two balls in your mouth at the same time? I always thought as if you just take your balls and lay them on someone's forehead. What? What's the point?

What do you say? What is that a selfie? Are you taking a picture? What's the fucking point? Like when people are incapacitated and you want to fuck with them, you do a selfie with your balls on their, like with their sleeping or something. T-bagging. At least that's what we always did when we were kids. That's what we called it.

Maybe we didn't know any better. Who were you tea bagging when you're? Maybe you played with more dicks than you think, okay? Because why were you and your friends putting balls on each other's faces? That's what you did with your guy friends? Oh my God. When someone was passed out or couldn't do anything? Yeah, people, I didn't, but people did.

I think people draw balls and dicks on foreheads. I never knew. They were putting them on? Some of my friends are really weird. Oh, my God. You guys were secretly getting off. I get it. I've heard of these stories with younger guys.

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Oh, I mean, I've heard of circle jerks going on. I didn't know there was tea bagging jerks going on. The worst, though, was what a buddy broke his leg. It was laying there. And the paramedics were working on his leg. And my other friend came over and put his balls on his head. And we took a picture. Are you kidding?

No, I'm dead serious. It was so fucking. Was this the same friend that was always putting his balls on people? Or were you all into putting your balls? I did not, but it was a friend. It was a very weird friend. This was when I was in the... So it was one friend.

No, no, no, it was many friends. Many friends did this. It was just all the, all the sport, the competitors when I was doing the, um, extreme sports competition. Okay, I need people to write in and tell me if this was common, uh, practice to guys when they were younger. Can you tell me what, so I think tea bagging is when you put balls, two balls in someone's mouths.

You think it's when you put balls on someone's forehead. Could you read the answer? Mouth or face. It says mouth or face. That's what the answer is. What? Sex act when one person's scrotum is placed on two or, on or into another person's mouth or face.

Okay, well, are you telling me that you guys were doing a sexual act? No. No. So I win. Okay, sorry, I get the point. No, it's a sex. No, no, no, no. We both get the point.

No, absolutely not. It says a, read exactly the answer. It says, yeah, a sexual act. A sexual act. You didn't put it, you didn't, you guys weren't doing a sexual act. You were taking pictures of balls. Oh, please. Come on.

That is, uh, no. I'm sorry. I'm not letting you get that. We're each getting a point there. You could take it because you're not going to win, but that's a bullshit point. And I'm sure many people agree with me. It's a sexual act.

It's not a fucking joke. Let me ask you a question. Is it spanking when sports guys smack each other's asses? It's the same thing. No, it's not, we're not talking about spanking. We're talking about teetballing. We're talking about the real death.

No, it doesn't matter. We're talking about tea bagging when it comes to sex. Balls on someone's face is. It's teabagging when guys jokingly put their balls on someone's face. I just Google that. Hold on a second. It says, no, you're wrong. You're reading it wrong.

It is a sexual. I said it's when balls go on face. That's what I said. And said, we used to do it to each other as a joke. But that doesn't change the fact that tea bagging is putting balls on someone's face. Okay, but I'm sorry. It's like teabagging Wikipedia. Just because we didn't do it as sexual.

Stop yelling. It's not sexual. Relax. Oh my. God, yes, teabagging is slang term for the act of someone's putting their testicles into someone's face or mouth. The term comes from visual comparison, you know, it's use sexual act, prank or hazing video game taunt. Okay, so you guys were like fucking teabagging.

Okay, there you go. The fact that you don't even know what it is and you and your friends were doing it all the time is hilarious. We've always called it tea bagging. We knew what it was. Yes, that's how I knew it's what it was. Okay, let's go to that. Okay, get yourself.

We both get a point. We both get a point. Okay, go to the next question. Read it. Approximately, how many nerve endings are in the clitoris? Okay, I know this. Okay, because Susan Bratton and a lot of my sex experts who have had on my show ever since, they used to say, this is very true, and there's no way I'm going to be wrong in this, and I'm not looking at the answer.

They used to say 8,000, but it's actually 10,000. You didn't let me guess. You're going to guess. Just because I say that doesn't mean I'm right. You could say whatever the fuck you want. What do you think? I was thinking somewhere around six, seven thousand, but I mean, that's just, I'm just pulling that out of my head. I had no idea. Okay, see what the answer is.

10,000. Yeah, I knew it. And that's new and that's true. They used to say 8,000. Oh, look, older sources say 8,000. Yeah. And that's like a big new thing that came out that there was actually 10,000. That's how I knew because I've had experts on. So I get the point. True or false, most of the clet is inside. the body. I'm going to say true. Yeah, true. The whole, I personally think the whole, I mean, I don't know, because I do know,

and I learned this from Susan Bratton, too. Anyone wants to learn shit about anything? Listen to Susan Bratton's episodes on my show. She knows her shit. And she said, like, really, like, you know, everything all over a woman is like erectile tissue. You know, does the clit, is the clit a part of everything that goes inside?

I think it goes all the way on the inside. I have a feeling. What's the answer? I know it does. The answer is true. Most of the clitoris is the inside. Yeah. Yep.

Okay, do we both get a point? I'd say you get the point out. I don't know that I really knew the answer to that one, but I said maybe inside. So I get it. Yeah. Okay. This one I don't know. This one I know.

What is snow? Oh, wait. I know what snowballing is. It's when like, say, you jizz in my mouth and then I put it back. your mouth. That's snowballing, right? I always thought it was when, yeah, I just assumed it was between two women, but I guess it could be back into the man. What do you mean? Of course it could be back into the man. Yeah, so that's, yeah, yes, we're both saying, it's when you pass semen from one mouth to another. Right?

Okay, is that true? Is that the answer? Yes, that is the answer. Passing semen from one person's yeah, yeah. Okay, we both get a point. I'll read the next on. What percentage of women orgasm from penetration alone? I mean, we know it's going to be the majority, right? You answer first? From what percentage of women orgasm? And that means no clitoral stimulation. Yeah, duh, alone. Penetration alone.

Gosh, I'm going to guess 75%. 75? Of the women who orgasm, right? Yeah, women from penetration alone. No stimulation. No, clitoral. You can't change your answer. No, no, no, I'm trying to think.

I'm trying to think. Hold on a second. Because, God, everyone seems to touch themselves. I just made you doubt yourself. I just made you doubt yourself. You gave 75% sorry, that's your answer. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to go 50.

50%. I'm going to go lower than 50. I'm going to say 37%. Oh, God. What's the answer? 18%. Okay, I win. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, it's funny. It's, yeah, it's, I just know. Well, let me ask you this because you're a guy that fucked a lot of girls. I'm a girl that typically needs it much more so needs more stimulation than just penetration, though I have been able to do it. But like, I know most women do need that. It's a very well-known fact and stuff. But let me ask you in your, you know, the banging of women career journey, you know,

what would you say is a percentage for you? Yeah. I, you know, maybe it's hard to, like, obviously I haven't been keeping score. I would say most of the time there's always touching going on. Right. Right. There's always touching going on.

But I didn't know whether it was necessary or just it was fun. Right. So if there always is, you could see it's probably like 80%, 90%. This is saying like what? How long? How much again? 18%. Yeah.

So like 80, what is that? 82%. Crazy. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I get a point. Oh, what does, I don't know what the fuck this means.

What does D. D-D-L-G stand for it. Now, if you know what it means, don't say first, I'm going to guess, but do you know what it means? Okay, I do. You do?

I do. I have no fucking idea. D-D-L-G? Like, first of all, that's too long to be, like, for an acronym. You don't even mean, like, what's the point of D-D-L-G?

Like, what does it mean? I have no idea you're going to get this point, for sure. It means Dom-Dady little girl kink. It's a Dom-dady little girl kink. Oh, Dom. I would have known. never guessed that. I wasn't even thinking. There's a lot of those kind of terms in BDSM.

It's a BDSM, DDSC, like all that's fucking shit. Okay, you get a point. I got it. All right. Approximately, how many sperm are in the average ejaculation? Now, listen, I did a lot of infertility stuff and, you know, I had to, I got a lot of stats on Jizz. And I mean, one thing I learned is it's so highly ineffective. Like, I mean, like a guy jizzes out. And you know how many sperms were spinning in, like, it's, like, like swimming around in his jizz and how many make it to the egg. It's like ridiculous. The ratio.

The ratio. Yeah. There's like millions of swimmers and half the time not even one makes it to the fucking egg. I'm like, what's wrong with sperm? Why is it so? I mean, it's actually good.

It's actually good. It's inefficient or else we'd have a mass population problem. But I mean, it's like pretty. I would say, okay, so we both know it's in the millions. You give your million count and then I'll get mine. No, you give yours first. No, you give yours first. No, because I'm always going first.

No, you change yours by mind. That's what happens. You get swayed by me and you change it. You need to give your own first. But because you always go second, you can, you're winning. It's a strategy that always go second. You're out of your mind. It's not a strategy.

You're out of your mind. You're changing. I don't change my thoughts because of what you say. I think you're dead wrong most of the time. So I'm not going by what you say. Listen, I fought you on teabagging and you were right. How am I changing? There's no fucking strategy here.

Okay. Okay. 100 million then. I'm going 100 million. You're going 100 million? I'm going like 7 million. Okay. See, I had to be above you.

That's all I wanted to be. Oh, really? Well, what if I would have said 7 million? What would you have said? 10 million? Oh, my God. We're both wrong, but I'm closer. Okay.

How much is it? 200 to 300 million. Oh, you're way closer. I'm very off. You really get that one. I'd high five you here. I was very wrong. that one.

How many? That's in two to three hundred million. Yeah. In each in each ejaculation. Yeah. And can you believe that barely any of those swimmers make it? Is that crazy? Yeah.

Especially when they end up in the stomach. It's really, they never make it to the egg there. Yeah. How long can sperm survive inside the female reproductive truck? I feel like I know that answer because I did like my, you know, I did so many I eyes and IVFs like I could give my answer first I say how many how long can a sperm survive inside you know I already I already know what my answer is because I do you want to give it I think I remember this from sex ed okay what is I'm gonna say 48 hours I'm gonna say it's longer because I feel like

people could fuck around their ovulation day and you know maybe a few days like I'm gonna I mean I feel like it's either three or five it's like somewhere between three and five could I say that or do I have to be specific. No, pick a, you have to pick one because that's not fair. Because I'll say two to four. Okay, then I'm going to say four since it's right in the middle. Four. What's, and you say two days, right? Yeah. Oh, no, you're up to five days. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I, I, I, you win. You win that one. Yeah. Okay, what is the largest sex organ in the human body? Sex organ. I mean, you know, are we going to be dumb and say the dick? I don't know.

No, I'm going to say the brain. Oh, that's a good answer. The brain. That's a good, I mean, but is it a sex organ? I don't, I don't know, but that's, to me, that, I don't know. It just makes sense that that is the, that is the biggest sex organ. I'm going to say, because listen, what I've heard, and I think this is true, is that like, when the, when the embryo is forming, everybody has a dick first, and then some, you know, if you

turn into a girl, the dick becomes like a clit and a, and all the, right? You know, so I'm going to say like erectile tissue because we both have it, right? And it's both evenly dispersed. So I'm going to say that. What, what's the answer? Oh, God, we're both wrong. The skin. The skin is a sex organ? That's interesting. Well, you know what? I mean, yes. Well, think about it, right? Like, I mean, it's the largest organ in the body. But, I don't think of it as a sex organ. But I guess it's on every organ. Like, you know what I mean?

Like, it is on. It is on your dip. Hold on a second. Let's get a second opinion. Go ahead. Get a second opinion. Yeah, no, no, I just, not that I want to be right. That just doesn't make any sense.

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The hypothalamus acts as the control center governing sexual desire, erections, and lubrication. The amygdala regulates emotions, including pleasure and arousal, all the neurochemicals, the brain releases. I'm saying I'm right on this. The skin is not a sex organ. The skin just happens to in case. Well, this is what I'm going to tell you that when you Google it, it's like some people say the brain is where sexual desire and arousal begins, but your body is a largest organ by overall size. But that's the same count.

No, that's not true because the skin is an organ. We're talking organs. A body isn't an organ. Organs are a brain. But then you're just asking, if every organ is connected to your body and you have sex, couldn't, no,

I'm, I am fighting back on this one. The skin is separate from the brain. No, I know it is. I'm going to give you a half a point. No, I'm taking a full point on that one.

Go ahead. You're still not going to win. Okay, but you're wrong, okay, and it says the brain is not like it. I'm not wrong. It's okay. Google says I'm right.

No, Google says right here. The brain is widely considered. your largest and most powerful sex organ while traditional sex organs like jetticles and da-da-da-da-da. And then here is how both your brain and skin function as key sex organs.

It's saying additionally the skin is also considered. So both. I'm going to say both. So what's bigger? The brain or the skin? Yeah. I mean, it depends who you, I mean, the skin is bigger, but depends who you ask on whether or not it is a sex organ. You can take it. You're not right. You're not right.

It's a fine. Yes, I am. Okay. What is docking? I don't fucking know. I think I know what this is. Okay. Let me say first, since you know what I mean.

I'm like literally like because docking is like you're docking a boat. Like a docking is, I don't know, not fucking somebody teasing them. I don't know. What the fuck is dog? I have no idea. Oh no. You know what? I was thinking of soaking.

I don't know what docking is. Take a gas. That's cats. docking. Take a guess docking. I mean, everything that comes to mind is fucking, technically, you're docking. Going inside, right? Yeah, right?

You're going inside and sick staying there, not leaving? You're docked, you're docked. I mean, I had a girlfriend used to say, do you want to dock? You're kidding. And what did that mean when she said that? Well, but she really meant this, do I want to park my cock in her mouth? That's what she meant when she said it. Oh, my God.

Okay, a sexual act in which two uncircumcised men use their foreskins to make genital contact. Wow. We never heard that before. Yeah, interesting. I wonder, is there any difference in making genital contact with foreskin compared to not? I don't get it. Yeah. I mean, I don't have a foreskin, so I don't know.

Yeah, right in. People write in. Okay, true or false, the vagina gets longer during arousal. I mean, listen, I have one and I don't know. You have one. I know, but listen, I didn't even know that my eggs were as old as me. I thought I created new eggs every year. Oh, see, I knew that.

I didn't know that. You were born with all your eggs. Yeah, I had no idea. That's why I went, when I went to have a baby at 42, I was like, these are bad eggs. I had no idea. I didn't know my eggs were as old as me. I had no idea. I'm so fucking stupid.

I don't feel like I ever, but I didn't listen in school. We learned that. I learned that in sex ed. Yeah, I wasn't listening. Okay, so, but, okay, but like, I don't think so. But it would be really interesting if I find out that my vagina gets, I mean, listen, we all know it gets wider and more plump, but does it get longer? I wouldn't think so.

What do you think? Yes. You say yes? Just because why not? Well, no, I swear I remember my, you know, Jane was a sex educator. I swear I remember her talking about this. Okay. Oh, true.

Interesting. During arousal, it becomes longer. Like, I get wider. You get the point. I get wider, but I don't get longer. That's super interesting to me. I have no idea why, but I swear. In my brain, I was like, I swear, I remember her talking about this ones.

Okay, anyone that knows why, a comment on Patreon or Spotify. Okay, true or false. Semen and sperm are the same thing. I know for a fact that's false. Yeah, me too. Okay. Is that false? Yes, it's got to be.

I didn't even look. False. False. Yeah. Semen is the fluid. Sperm is the reproductive cells. Right. That's the swimmers.

Okay. The swimmers. Yeah. Okay. How many holes does a penis have? I mean, this has to be a trick question because to me it's like, you duh, it's got one fucking hole. But there must be another hole because why else would this be a question or it would be the

dumbest question ever? Right? Don't you feel like they're trying to trick us or trick us? I don't know. What do you think? It's one. I don't know. I'm going to say two because there's no way this would be a question because it's so obviously one that I'm thinking it's a fucking trick question. Oh, it's one. How many is it?

It's one. Oh, fuck. I'm so stupid. We're tied. Oh, my God. I'm just going to say it might be losing. We're tied. That was it.

10. I don't care if I lose. I just, I just. See, here you are. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. What I just told you before, okay, is I am not a sore loser. If I lose, I could care less, but I'm a fucking sore winner.

I will shove it in your face and blah, blah, blah, blah, if I win. But if I lose, I don't care. Big deal. I'm not a fucking sore loser. My son is a sore loser. Oh, my God. It's fucking annoying. I have too big of an ego to be a sore loser.

I don't give a fuck if I lose. I care if I win, though, and I'm going to win. Okay, let's go. How many erections does the average healthy man have? while sleeping at night. I think I know this one. First of all, I didn't even know you had erections at night

while you were sleeping. Did you? Yes. Okay. But I don't know how many. Let's say sleep cycles, well, I'm dismy head. I want to give you any info.

No, but I've had guys. First of all, I never even knew. And then I had guys, I had a guy on my show. He has like an actual tracker. That's actually really good. Because by the way,

how many erections you have at night is directly like correlated to your like that like cardiovascular health like if you go from having you know the certain amount of orgasms or you're having no hard on in the middle of the night there's something going on and you should be like checked for that because it is correlated to blood flow and stuff you know so it's actually I didn't even know that it was a thing but I you know I've heard about it so give your answer first you're a guy you have a Dick. You knew that you got them in the night. Yeah, but I'm going to sleep at night. I don't know how many erections kind of sung? So how would you know that you get erections when you're sleeping? I just knew. I knew, I just knew that this happened. I'd heard this before. Right.

I'm going to go six. I'm going to say, again, I'm going to say three to five, so I'm going to say four. Because I can't say it's over, you know, what's the answer? Three to five. Oh, good. Okay. I get the answer. Yeah. I mean, that's a little bit of cheating because I had that guy on. I would have said, Like honestly, before Dr. Elliott Justin, people should listen to his episode and get his firm tech cockering because it's like really important data for guys in their hard on health. But like before he came on, I would have said zero or like I would have said one. You know what I mean? Like sometimes a guy will wake you up with a hard on and want to fuck you in the middle of the

night. You know what I never knew while you're sleeping. Your dick is getting hard. And by the way, guess what? He's coming out with a woman's product because women get aroused and have stuff going on when they're sleeping too. Yeah, and he's going to send me that product. I'm going to track my literal health at night.

I think it's super fat. I like health data. Okay, true or false? Men can orgasm without ejaculating. We just talked about this last week. I know. So you know it's true. You didn't think it was before our last thing.

You couldn't believe that people could ejaculate without orgasm. No, that's not true. No, go back and listen. That's not what I said. I said, remember I had an orgasm with a, with a, a girl and nothing came out because it was like and I said it's because you could orgasm without ejaculating and you were blown away you didn't know that no I was not I was not go listen to why didn't you explain it to her then I I did I'm just saying I was just giving you an anecdotal story

okay I'm gonna go back and listen because I don't believe that but anyway we both get the point because we both know that that's true um that's true yeah um okay can women ejaculate 100% it's squir- Yeah. Duh. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Okay. Which is more sensitive? This is a good question because I'm curious. Which is more sensitive? Don't look down and cheat. I'm not. I'm not. Okay.

Which is more sensitive? The head of the penis or the clit? I mean. How do they measure this? Just by the number of nerve endings? I bet you. Yeah. Maybe they have to.

So basically the question is which has more nerve endings? Yeah. I would say. you go first. Well, my initial guess would be the penis because it's bigger than the head of the clitoris, but as we discussed earlier, the clitoris is actually huge and most of it's inside the body. And therefore, there will be a lot of nerve endings in it there. So I'm going to say, well, now hold on a second.

As we just also found out that developmentally, the clitoris and the penis were the same. thing, right? They just developed differently, right? Then we just talked about that. So, if they were the same thing initially, I'm going to say the same, they're the same then, just from a biology standpoint. If they both start out as the same, you know, piece of equipment and just however the DNA gets it to develop becomes the clitoris or a penis. Yeah, I'm going to say the same. I'm going to say they're the same. Yeah, I mean, that was my first initial thing, but I don't think a man's penis is anything close to being as sensitive as the clit. I mean, you can't just, like, you got to give a guy a whole hand job or a blow job. You got to be spitting to get him

to fucking come. You could just rub on a girl's clitch. You could, like, go over a bump and feel, get horny. So I just think that a clit is so much more sensitive than the tip of a guy's penis. What's the answer? And you are correct. Yeah, of course. I can't just, like, imagine I come over Just rubbed the top of your penis? You couldn't get off, but a girl can't. I absolutely could when I was a teenager. In fact, my first couple orgasm, just someone just rubbing the outside of my jeans

and I came in my pants. You know what I mean. Come on, it doesn't make you know what I'm talking about. Not anything. Yeah, no, I know. I'm just saying. Yeah, it's not. Okay, what is, what is gooning?

I have, no, this is like a young person term. No idea. No fucking clue. We're too old. But let's guess. Okay, I say gooning is like, is it like ghosting? somebody? Like, is it close to ghosting? Like, I'm going to say...

Wait, how is that sexual, though? I don't know. Like, ghosting's, like, stopping sex. I don't know. Gooning. Maybe, oh, maybe gooning is like having to, like, because listen, this to me is like a young person's term. So I feel like it had, and, you know, supposedly, and I'm having a big fight with someone over on, not a fight, a debate, I like a debate, on Spotify with some guy who's young and doesn't believe in copulating, which is sex, right? That's what he's talking about. And he's talking about how it's like the root of all evil. And it causes is so much violence, and I'm like, I feel so sorry for you. But anyway, they're talking about how, like, you know, the young kids, because they're not

really like, you know, talking in person and shit. So I feel like this has something to do with, like, you know, sexing or, you know, not sex in real life. Like, maybe gooning is having sex not when you're with somebody. I don't know. What are you saying? God, I don't. No idea.

I mean, I have no, listen, I have no idea. To me, gooning, I feel I hear like goonies. I feel like making faces. I just feeling it has. I'm going to do with not having sex. Making faces during sex? Oh, my God. That would be the done.

That would be something that would have been in our day. But I feel like because this is a younger generation term, it has to do with something that has to do with sex but not sex. Do you know what I mean? Like people having sex but not having sex because that's what's going on. It's a slang term for entering a prolonged trans-like state of sexual arousal while delaying your orgasm. Yeah, there you go. I kind of. Like I'm not going to take the point, but I would.

This is close. I was kind of saying it's like sex without sex. So it's like delay. It's like teasing. No, it's just saying it's sex. It's just you're just in a trans like state to delay your orgasm during sex. Yeah, yeah.

That's interesting. So it's very sexual. Honestly, I'm into gooning by the way. Like I'm a gooner. I always thought it was like tease in denial, you know? But I think, you know, listen, whoever hasn't ever gooned, you should try it because I think this. Well, remember, trans like state.

I think it's about like subspace, you know, like the people get into these, these weird head spaces. and they're aroused. And it's a medit. It sounds like it's some sort of weird meditation during sex. Oh, oh, really? Yeah, I mean, based on what I'm reading. Can you ask Google?

Look, this is much better than chat GPT's thing. Look at what it says on Google. Oh, this is totally different. Yeah, and this is right. This is why it has to do with the younger generation. Mass. Yes. Often while fixated on pornography or highly arousing content,

typically involves periods of edging. Right. Edging. Yeah, no, this is more right. I mean, I was close because I was saying it has to do with like not having sex. You know what I mean? Because like the younger generation. Yeah, they're all gooning.

I mean, I'm not going to get a point for it for sure. But I'm saying they're all fucking gooning. I'm not into gooning. This is just like obsessively not being with somebody. Prolonged obsessive masturbation. Yeah. What is obsessive? Right?

I'll tell you. You want to know what obsessive is? And this is why I do believe in sex. I mean, because when I was a kid, I was jacking off, what, three, four times a day. It's not that. That's not, no, I'll tell you what obsessive is because I have an actual experience with it, with somebody. But, you know, to me, and this is why I do believe that sex can be an addiction.

Like, you can have a sex addiction. Because really what addiction is, is using something to fucking get out of yourself, you know, whether, and so like anything, you could be addicted to anything. Like, you're not living in real life and you're trying to get away from your problems. So anything, you can use it. And, you know, I had a guy who was like a big sexter. And sometimes, let me tell you, because he would travel a lot. So he was in different time zones a lot.

So sometimes I'd like wake up and, you know, there would be, I would track like how long he was like sexing me and trying to get me to engage. And sometimes it would be like for four hours straight. Ries knows a thing or two about great combinations. Chocolate and peanut butter, obviously. But there's more than one way to Reese's. From indulgent Reese's big cups with caramel to crunchy Reese's pieces and Reese's miniatures, there's a delicious Reese's for every mood. It's the same combo you love, just with more ways to enjoy it.

So whether you're snacking, sharing, or just treating yourself, nothing else is Reese's. Do you get it? That sounds obsessive. Yeah, that's what it means. And that's a form of checking out. And trust me, that's not like, that's not as uncommon as you might think it is. Like, to me, it's not jerking off every five minutes. It's just like you is spending a lot of time in that state.

And to me, that could be an addiction because when you're in that state, you're out of your body. You're out of your life. You're out of your mind. You're out of your problems. You're out of thinking about stuff. So, you know, like I feel like some people could get obsessive with something like that because it really takes you outside of yourself, you know, for sure. So gooon away.

But I think it's like this. Mainstream Gen Z slang and meme culture. Yeah, yeah. I knew it had to do with the more of the younger generation. Okay, this is another one. What the fuck is this? What is frauding? What is fraud?

What is frotting? I don't know. I have no idea. I mean, does it have something to do with jizz? I'm thinking frothing. Like, is it like is it a, is it? But it's, no, it's FOTT. I know, I know, I know.

Trotting. Yeah. What is frotting? I don't know. No, I'm nothing. I have, I mean, yeah, I don't know. What is frotting? Yeah, I don't know.

read it. A sexual practice in which two people rub their genitals together for stimulation, most commonly referring to penis to penis rubbing. Oh, interesting. You used to call that dry humping, right? No, no, no, because I don't think this is with clothes on. No, I feel like that term because they have it for women and it's called scissoring, right? Right.

And I've definitely frauded like where the guy doesn't put it in and you just do the penis to the vagina kind of like. moving around. I always called that dry. No, this is obviously for gay men. This is obviously a gay man's term, right? Where they're doing penis to penis, right? Because that's what it says.

It says penis to penis. It says most commonly referred to penis to penis. Right. So, yeah. I mean, you know, listen, they should have a term for that for, it could be heterosexual too, right? Because sometimes a man and a woman could do that. Unless it's scissoring for women, frotting for men, and hetero is dry humping.

No, but dry humping means you have your clothes on. Dry humping isn't your dry humping without clothes. 100%. Google that. Okay. You want to put that onto the list? That, whether dry humping, you have to have your clothes on? Yeah, yeah, let's put that as a, we'll put that as the last question.

Okay. Because me and you differ. Okay. It could be the tiebreaker because I feel like we're probably still. Hold on a second. Let's say, let me write it on the. Don't Google it. Yeah.

I haven't googling. Does dry. pumping have to have clothes on. Yeah. Okay, true or false, men still produce sperm after a vasectomy. I know. Produce, meaning do they still generate? Like, because listen, you're producing sperm at all times. Unlike my old busted eggs, okay? Like, I'm not producing eggs. I was born with them. You're producing sperm constantly. Constantly. Yeah, I know. But so produce is not mean ejaculating sperm, right? No, of course not. Okay. Then I'm going to say yes, of course,

you're still producing, it's just not coming out. Yeah, I say absolutely not. Sperm is what you get rid of, the cells. You get rid of sperm after, that's the whole point of a vasectomy. You could still produce calm. It's okay. It's okay. It just ties the vast dephron.

No, I know. You're produced just doesn't come out. No, listen, it's not, no, it's not. Oh, I see what you're saying. They're just dying in there. Yeah, I win. It's true. It is?

It is. Interesting. And I had a whole thing on it. And yeah, that way, okay. Let's read. Sperm are still produced by the testicles, but are reabsorbed by the body instead of entering the semen. I feel like I knew that, but I didn't know that.

But that's really fascinating. So they're still being produced, but they're stuck, right? Because they put a blockage up, right? Because they tie them or cut the vashtephron, which is how the sperm get into the sperm, into the, the, the semen. Okay. Next question. We already, you know what? We already discussed this one.

So we can't, we'll just give it out because me and you discussed adding it on. and then you said we talked about the size, so we already know. What is the average size of a woman's nipples? And what became an interesting conversation to me why I included it is because you were like, do they mean the round part or the thing? I mean, the average size of a woman's nipple, by the way, is four centimeters about the size of a ladybug. And I was like, no, the round part is the ariola.

And the nipple is the part that sticks up. And that was kind of interesting to me that you didn't know that. No, no, I, hold on a second. I did know that those are two different things. But when people ask, when I refer to the nipples, I'm actually referring to the nipples, I'm actually referring to the combination of the two in terms of slang what I'm dealing with the woman. If someone said what is the aerial versus what is the nipple, of course I know they're different. But when you talk about, wow, you have beautiful nipples, I'm referring to the entire

package. So that's what I mean. It's not that I didn't know. It's that people use nipple to mean everything. Right, but these are scientific questions, remember? So we're going by science. Okay, let's the last one. We know our answer. Okay, this will be the tiebreaker. Does this be the tiebreaker. Does dry umpah, now listen, I'm sorry, panties, underwear, those are clothes, okay? You're, okay? Is it still

considered dry humping if you're naked? And I say yes. No, just say, does dry humping have to have clothes? Like, what is dry humping? What's the definition of dry humping? I think dry humping is just rubbing the clitoris and the penis together

without penetration. That's what I'm saying. I say, so I'm saying. I say clothes on. Okay, you're saying dry hunting has to have clothes? I'm saying it does not. I'm saying it can be either. Go ahead. Google. All right. So we have to Google but, okay, hold on. How do we know? You know, right, right, of course.

It says no. Google says no. Dry Humping does not mean you must have clothes on. Brinding or rubbing genitals against a parter's body or an object wildcloth can be it is an umbrella term for non-penetrative outer course and can be done fully clothed in

underwear or completely naked. You're kidding. No way. That's what Google says. You do it. You Google it. What does it say exactly? What does it say?

It is an umbrella term for non-penetrative outer course that can be done fully clothed in underwear or completely bare. And they reference Healthline plus two other places as there. Wait, over there. The risk of pregnancy from dry humping is nearly zero provided clothes remain on, which means that clothes can maybe not remain on with that? That's ridiculous. I'm pissed. That one put me over the edge. Do that would get me to lose? We're tied. Let's pick a question to break the tie. Oh, I have a good one. What's the average age people lose their virginity at?

Okay, you don't know the answer? I don't. I mean, I imagine it's constantly different. So we would have to define gen X, millennials, I mean, I don't know. What do we? Or is it just for all humankind? Or is it American teenagers? Women or men or both? Right, because it could be gay sex, right?

Yeah, I don't know. No, it's not gay sex. It's like, what do you mean? You think that happens before? No, it's women or men. Look, our men, I would think men are more likely to lose their virginity early than men. Yeah, I would. Oh, I see what you mean.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I would agree with you. You're right. I would agree with that. like should we do oh wait let's pick one women or men let's pick one um

average age of either women or men to lose originity let's do women okay what's the average age no I did women and I have it right in front of me I can't I would be cheating let's do men

okay all right all right you guess first 17 17 17 no I say 15 okay

let's go Google Oh my God, I'm so mad. What is it? 17! What's wrong with you guys? I'm so just... I lost my Virginia 15. I lost it at 16.

You gotta be kidding. Most men experience their sexual debut between 17 and 19. Let me tell you, I have more guys that listen to the show. And when I started my show and I used to have Tommy as my co-host, I can't tell you how many people wrote in and critiqued. piqued me and said rude things about me and everyone loved Tommy. So all these guys listening are going to be so happy you beat me. But I don't care. I'm a little pissed because honestly, I can't believe it's 17. You can? Why would you think that? Because I don't know. I have no

idea why. I was guessing. I was literally guessing. I don't have a... But what's interesting is it's the same for women. Interesting. But let's see if it went how, what's the average age? when most it's going to probably be I mean you still win but let's the people lose their and like my male audience is very happy you beat me trust me lose nobody likes a girl that's got a lot of opinions that's competitive it's like the worst trait they all wanted you to fucking beat me because I was bragging okay the average age yeah 17 to 18 so obviously it's going to be around the same right because women were 18 17 to 18 and men interesting what I always I lost my virginity to a woman who was 18.

I was 16. Oh, wow. I lost my virginity at 15 to, well, I was going to say to my 21-year-old boyfriend, but I had to fuck somebody else. So it was to somebody that was my age. He was my age. So I was like 15. He was 15.

There you go. Well, listen, it's always fun to do these with you. You're kind of like my new favorite co-host. I have three favorite co-host. Leila, by far is my favorite girl. And then I love doing my stuff with Luna from Sex Stories. And then I love doing these. with you too. It's fun. You're a good hang. You did win. I'll give you that. Everyone's happy about that. It was fine. It was

these were hard. Some of these were hard. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, I learned a lot. And I hope that everybody listening, what I like about these kind of episodes really is that like people listening, like there's a guy on my Patreon that asks for the questions every time after we do them because he wants to ask his partners, you know, because some of them are subjective. Like, right? Like last week's Q&A was super fun that I did. And I'm when I asked you a lot of questions. But all of our Q&As are super fun. And what's great about them is people can answer themselves. I wonder, like, who got all of them right? There's got to be some people that were listening that are, like, really new all the answers and were, like, yelling at us that we were dumb-dums. You know what I mean? I want to meet that. I want to talk to

that person. Have them right in. Someone got all of them right. I'd be, wow. Wow, that's amazing. Yeah. Go to Spotify and you could make comments there. Definitely chime in on your answers, how well you did. But thanks so much, Adam, for calling in. I'm going to put Your website Seekthorris.net, where they could buy your book. It's super great. They could read it there. They could also listen to your episode. I'll put your number in the description too. But thanks for doing this with me. It was fun. And congratulations on beating me. I typically don't lose, but it's okay. That's all right. I did live with a sex educator for 10 years. Yeah, but I've been talking to sex experts for like over a year now. You think I know more than you. So it's about the same. 10 years, 10 years, you know.

Yeah, there you've been doing. You've been podcasting for 10 years. I live with Jane for 10 years. Yeah, there you go. Okay. Anyway, thanks for doing this with me. This was fun. Bye, Adam.

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