Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1516 - Ashley had Threesomes with her Best Friend's Mom and Stepdad and it Ended Badly

Episode Date: July 12, 2026

This episode inspired one of my FAVE chapters in my book, Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. Be sure to listen to my new intro for behind-the-scenes details about this story and an update on my upcoming audiobook before the episode.  Ashley had threesomes with her best friends mom and stepdad and it ended badly and she called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including how she found out her best friend's mom was a swinger early on and how she confronted her about it, the first threesomes she had with a couple she met on Tinder, how and why she enjoyed being the unicorn, how she felt the first time she hooked up with the mom and what her and the stepdad did while the mom went to sleep, the first solo date she had with the stepdad and what went down, how and why she developed feelings for the stepdad and how that ruined everything, how the mom found out they were secretly seeing each other, how her affair with the stepdad eventually ended, how she started flirting and sleeping together with a female co worker and how they wound up getting engaged plus a whole lot more. Follow up with stepdad coming this week! GET A COPY OF THE STRICTLY ANONYMOUS BOOK! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY HERE: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  or Pre-order audiobook version ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   To see HOT pics of ASHLEY plus my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and click on "Be on the Show." Want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. All voices are changed.   Sponsors:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beduc.at/pd2626-anonymous⁠⁠⁠ Click here to take the quiz and  get your personalized SUMMER roadmap to sexual happiness ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://Rythm.Health/STRICTLYANON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠for 15% OFF your first month  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://VB.Health⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - To get 10% off DRIVE BOOST by VB Health, use code: STRICTLY   ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bluechew.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ — Buy 2 months of Bluechew GOLD and get the third month FREE! Use code: STRICTLYANON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Follow me! Instagram  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Everything else: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Strictly anonymous podcast. Conversations with online strangers. We place ads online. The Craigslist is definitely like the gift. That keeps on giving. Real people respond. You go to Singapore or Thailand. You can't not do it.

The temptation is just too much. Is real power? Does your friend know that you're banging her or no? No, he has no idea. And anything goes. Motto of the show, let your freak flag fly. Probably the only good advice I'll ever give you is to re-hide your wips and shame. Here is your host, Kathy.

Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy. Today is a Sunday episode. and though I don't go into all my normal stuff on Sundays, I am going to give you an intro to this episode because on this Sunday what I am doing, okay? I typically doing like really fun Q&A's and stuff on Sundays and I have so many more tape that you are going to love. But what I'm doing today is,

and this is because my book, strictly anonymous confession, secret sex lives of total strangers, is finally coming out in audiobook, okay? It has been out in paperback and e-book since December. I know most of you people who listen to my show are more, are people who like to listen to things. So I feel like my audio book is right up people's alley.

Now, listen, I was going to record the audiobook. I made a point when I got my deal with my publisher to be like, when the audio book comes out, I have to do it. It's my voice. It's my show. Blah, blah, blah. Do you know what I'm saying? And then when it came down, when they sold the audiobook to the audio book company,

and the audio book company was like, sure, of course she could do her audiobook. Because they typically go out and hire somebody, a professional, but they said that I could do it. And all they wanted was a sample. Well, when they asked for that, and I sat down with my podcast equipment that I am talking to you on right now. And I started reading my book to narrate it to you guys. because that's, you know, you're used to hearing my voice. People like my voice, you know.

And I was, of course, going to use my voice. And I started reading it. I was like, oh my God, I fucking suck at this. So when I listen back, I'm like, I can't send this to them. It was like listening to Payne Try if that's actually something you could do. It's like listening to watching Payne Try. I don't know how that makes sense. But you know what I'm talking about. It was like Dull Central. I was like putting myself to fucking sleep. Okay. Now, I read books to my son when he was little, but by no means am I an actor, okay? I can't fucking act or be anyone but myself. And being myself while reading this book wasn't really possible when I started reading it. I was like reading it and I was like doing it a disservice.

So I'm just like, you know what? I need to learn how to be a book narrator, right? So I'm like, I'm just going to go on to YouTube University, which I have gone on before. I have so many YouTube university degrees. I cut my hair into layers because of YouTube. I'm going to change the socket in my light bulb because of YouTube University. Okay, YouTube University is a real place where you can learn a lot of fucking things, okay? And I have learned a lot from YouTube. So I'm just going to go to YouTube University and figure out how to narrate a buck, right? Like, how hard can it be?

So go on. And I start getting these tutorials by these real narrators, narrators that didn't go to YouTube University, but spent their whole fucking life being real actors and really, you know, mastering their craft. their like voice over actors and they were so good that I was like oh my god like I don't think I could learn this in like three videos you know what I mean so uh when I saw how good these people were and I realized my audiobook company is going to pay real money to do it but I was like I'd rather than pay a real person like a real like actual narrator that has a hot voice to tell you these stories my book

is literally episodes from my podcast that I picked myself. Of course, I had to get the okay from the callers, right? And then what we did was we took these interviews and wrote them in third person. So they're like stories with a beginning, middle, and end, right? And I picked one of every category. There's a gangbane category, a hotwave category, a gilf, I have a milf. I have a lot of interesting episodes that were rewritten for my book, not rewritten, but written in a different format for my book.

They're short stories. They're really easy read. I mean, I think my publisher was like making $2,500 to $5,000, max each one. So they're very short chapters. There's 17 made up. And I pick the best of, like I said, in different categories. Now, the funny thing about my audiobook company and finding someone to read it, if not me, was that I'm like fucking picky.

Okay, they started sending me people that I was like, no fucking way. Some of them sounded like AI. Some of them sounded like, you know, they'd be your grandmother. And I'm sorry, like you don't want like an elderly voice telling you these hot stories. Like, it just would not be hot. And I knew specifically what I wanted. I wanted someone who sounded like super hot, who didn't sound like AI, who had a very, like a higher pitch voice or a deeper pitch voice like me, right? who also wasn't like over the top and like I said who sounded you know youngish because I want the book

to be like a super fun listen right for the audiobook I think it's like super important so I was like a pain in the ass I mean it took me months they sent me so many people and I was like no no no to so many of them and you would be so happy that I did this now listen at the end of the By the time I found somebody and said, hey, fucking hire her. And she finally said, okay, because some people that I found that were great said, no, because of the content of the book, like, I found out that doing audio romance books that are like not true stories is one thing, but reading real sex stories that are really true. Some people don't want to put their name to that shit. I mean, it's always something when you're dealing in the world of sex as a business. I can't even tell you.

But anyway, when I finally found the girl that said, yes, I was like, okay, well, you need to. like tell her this and this and that and they're like we're not telling her anything. I'm like oh fuck so I'm hoping that she's as good as I thought she was. Like I said, I was very picky. It took a long time to pick someone. I finally did and it's finally coming out August 25th. It's going to be a fun book to listen to because I feel like when you listen to the episodes, it's a conversation interview, you know, whatever you want to call it. I'm there asking questions and interjecting things inside the story and breaking things up. And I love my podcast and I love my and my conversations with people, they're super interesting. But to hear just the story extracted from

the episode is a totally different experience, okay? And having it in an audio book format is like the best experience. So you could put on your headset like you listen to my show, but now you're going to hear some super hot stories without me interrupting and they're super fun to listen to and naughty just like my episodes and you're going to love them. And what's great is that after you listen, you could go and listen to the real episodes. And what I think is cool about that is because you're going to be listening to these chapters and you're going to be like maybe getting a picture in your mind of what this person sounds like who this person is and all that kind of good stuff. And sometimes you're even going to be like, there's no way this is fucking true. Do you know what I'm saying?

Because half of this stuff in this book, you're going to be like, you can't make this shit up. I mean, come on. Or is this made up? Because so many stuff, so many like stories in the book are like unbelievable, right? Just like the stories on my show. But what you could do after you listen to the stories and the chapters in my book. Right at the end, they tell you the exact number of the real episode that you could go to and listen to the real person telling their stories. You'll hear them discuss every fact that's in the book, okay? So you will know it's all true.

And then, okay, the topper is, after, if you want to see these people, practically every single one of them has set me a pick in my Patreon. Now, listen, I don't really promote stuff in the beginning of these episodes, but I'm just going to tell you my Patreon is a really good deal. I only charge $7 a month, okay? And that's when I did like two episodes. I now do seven episodes a week, okay? And every single episode on there, on Patreon, okay?

The best thing to me about my Patreon is you get every single episode, intro free, meaning you don't get any of the promo stuff in the beginning. You get them all early, okay? And they have no ads, okay? Zero ads, zero intro, and you get them early. And this is the whole point, is that you get pictures. I have all the anonymous picks of all of my guests over on my Patreon. I would say practically every single woman has sent me in a hot pick of herself.

They're on my Patreon. So you could see these people. You could see Candy. You could see Ashley. You could see Betty. You could see every one of the women in my book on my Patreon as well as listen to their episodes, intro free and ad free. And so what I decided on this episode, instead of just making it an episode promoting my audio book,

I'm going to give you one episode, the interview of the episode that I chose for my book. Recently, the girl Ashley DM'd me and told me that the guy in the book that she talks about and you'll hear about him in this episode wanted to call in and give an update. So right after you hear this episode, soon after, you're going to get an update with the stepdad, the stepdad that she fucked in this story and then started having an affair with, okay, you're going to hear his update with them on the call updating me on what is going on. Okay, so this whole story that you're going to hear in this episode that was rewritten in a whole third person story.

It's way hotter listening to it that way in my audio book is Ashley's story. The episode number is 740, okay, and the title is, and this is all you need to hear, is Ashley had a threesome with her best friend's mom and stepdad and it ended badly. Now, this was her best friend from high school. Now, she didn't fuck him when she was in high school. There's nothing illegal going on here. Okay, this was all consensual when she was older out of school and everything. And she really did fuck them both and had threesomes with them. And then started seeing the stepdad. Okay, the stepdad is going to call in literally, I am taping him today. Okay, so you're going to get that update ASAP, but you're going to love this episode. I believe that this

is probably one of my favorite episodes of all time because it's such a salacious story. Like, it sounds like a porn, right? Like Ashley fucked her best friend's mom from high school. By the way, this was her best friend in high school's mom and stepdad. Now, when she first called in, this is a little salacious. And this ties back into why you'd want to be on my patron is because when she first called in, Ashley was a stutterer and because she was very nervous the first time she called in, she stuttered a lot. And because she was stuttering, it gave me the vibe that she was lying. And because this was such a crazy story, like, I kind of didn't believe her. And she was like, well, I'm going to send you proof. And she actually did. I taped the whole

episode. I didn't believe her. But the really interesting thing was, and this happens to me many times because I do everything for my show. I tape the episodes. I edit the episodes. I post the episodes. I write the description. I'm a one woman show. Everything I fucking do myself. And so when I was editing her episode and listening to it again, I was like, oh my God, I totally believe her. Like, why did I not believe her on the call? But I think it was because she stuttered. And so I, like, wrote her back and said, I totally believe you.

But she wound up sending me proof and we wound up doing a whole separate episode exclusive to my Patreon. She sent me all the text messages, all the stuff. It was like crazy. And we did a whole episode about that where she redeemed herself. I apologize like crazy. And then we decided to redo her episode. It's 740.

And it wasn't a repeat. It was a due over. There's no stuttering in the redo episode. Like I said, Ashley had a threesome with her best friend's mom and stepdad and it ended badly. We're going to hear from the stepdad soon. And Ashley, you are going to get that episode either this week or next week. So stay tuned. If you want to see pictures of Ashley, she's super hot.

And plus, she's been on my show after. She wound up in a lesbian relationship. You could go listen to those two. But this is the first episode that I chose to put in my book because it was when of my favorite episodes. It's a crazy story. You can't make this shit up. It's going to be in the audiobook, like I said, in a much better version. Think of like, you know, Penthouse Forum style writing. That's what my book is. It's not so much erotica. I don't like that kind of vibe. It's much more like a penthouse forum article. That's how the story reads and you're going to

be able to hear it in my audiobook. It is available August 25th. I will put a link to audible in the description because it's hard to find because it's still on pre-order but if you pre-order it, I will totally send you a complimentary link to my Discord. My Discord is free, but it is private, and I give it out complimentary to anyone who buys my book or signs up for my Patreon. If you sign up for my Patreon, you'll get an email from me with the link to my Discord, and if you buy my book, the audio, audible book, or the e-book or the paperback, just send me a copy of your receipt, and I will also send you a link to my private discord.

my private Discord is amazing. It's a whole community with tons of channels. You get to post anything you want. People are hooking up on there. People are friends on there. You talk about the episodes. You see guest picks. Like I said, it is private.

I like to vet everybody who gets in. And that's why my Discord is full of like really fucking cool people. Okay. And if you want to talk to Ashley after you hear this episode or after you buy the book and listen to her story, she's over on my Discord. Okay. And that's where you could actually talk to guests one on. one. Okay, so that's all the information. You're going to dig her story. It's super interesting.

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So let's get to your story, Ashley. The story is you had a real fucking threesome with your Best friends, mom, and stepdad. And after we tell that story, you're going to tell me where you're at now because I have no idea. I haven't talked to you since 2021. You know what I mean? Maybe you're married with kids. I don't remember where you were last night.

Okay. So, here we go. All right. So I was really close with a girl in middle school. Actually, believe it or not, her grandmother and my mom were cousins. Oh, really? Yeah. I don't think I mentioned that.

that. So we started kind of connecting through like that. I started staying over at her house all the time. And her mom and dad were hot. Like they were, they were the mom and dad that everybody wanted to fuck. Holy shit. That's so-and-so's mom. God damn. Holy moly. Oh, she was like the hot mom. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I would go over there all the time. And I was always a little bit more mature than my friend. and me and her mom was blessed day up until 2 o'clock in the morning talking, watching like movies, laughing once I was in high school. And then we started to notice that on the trips that we would take, couples would just start to pop up. And we were like, who are these people?

I'm confused, okay? It's nice to meet you, but what the hell? And they were always like super sexy. I was like, okay. Mm, all right then. So we caught a couple of things like that was weird. Like we would walk out on the porch and they would all be kind of sitting close. And we didn't think much of it.

But then the more we got thinking, well, then a couple would just up and disappear. And then three months later, you had a new hot couple. Her mom had left her phone in her office. And I was like, I dare you go get it. You won't do it bitch. So she went and got it. And there was like nudes. there was like, I want to take you out and I want to bend you over and fuck you and lick your

nipples and blah, blah, blah, blah. And all this stuff. And we were like, what the fuck? At 16, you're like, um. This is like straight up porn in her mom's phone. I mean, the daughter of the mom said, hey, let's go get my mom's phone and check out what the fuck's going on. It was my idea.

It was my idea. But I made her do it. But let me ask you a quick question. At this point, you're how. have curiosity about the mom you could tell she's hot. Did you know you were like turned on by her at that point or you just no right that wasn't going on? Okay so just curiosity what the fuck's going on? Let's be little detectives and go in the phone. Yes. Okay. Okay. So she was like actually what the hell look at this and I was like oh child we got going on here. Nobody said anything about it but then I guess

about a month later I sat her down and we were talking laughing and whatever and I said do you ever think about maybe exploring outside the marriage. And she was like, okay, look, Ashley, I know that you guys saw my phone. Here's the thing. When you've been married for 20 years, you get a little bored, and you want to spice it up, and that's all I want to say about it. I said, okay. Yes, ma'am.

So that was it. And then we just moved on. Over time, me and the friend, we drifted apart. We just really didn't have anything in common anymore. And then all of a sudden, you know, I hear everybody talking. Would you believe that so-and-so and so-and-so? Oh, my God, got a divorce. The mom was cheating and blah.

So what happened was he was supposed to be at work. He had a deer camera outside and saw this new guy stick in the house. And he said, y'all, I got to go. I need to run home. So he ran home. And he walked in. I'm fucking, so after that, they, they got a divorce. It was messy.

It was super, super messy. I mean, she went AWOL. She went AWOL and it was bad. But I wasn't really in the picture because I wasn't close with my friend anymore. So I just heard the gossip about it. So we didn't talk after high school for years and years. one day she reaches out to me and she's like hey honey like how are you i just miss you and i was like i miss you too what did y'all want to go out and eat and it was me her and the

middle daughter the one that i sent you the picture of and so something that happened where she wouldn't have the time to get the youngest from school and i just offered to go to go to get her like myself. I mean, that was like my family. I mean, so she was like, would you do that? And I was like, of course. I took her to outback. I don't even know if you know like what outback is, but I took her to out back. And then we went to the house and she was like, would you want to stay? And she just kind of like looked at me like, would you want to stay? And I was like, oh, yeah, sure, why not? And we, we drank and talked about her daughter. and everything that had happened.

And the new husband was just very quiet, like sitting in the living room, not saying a word. Like, almost like he was so uncomfortable. But at the time, I didn't think anything of it. I just thought he was a man. And he didn't want to talk, hell. I mean, so after that, we didn't talk again for probably, I don't know, six months, I guess. and he reaches out to me

and she's like, hey, how are you? Congrats on your promotion. What's going on? Small talk. After that, I was like, look, listen. I had a threesome. It was hot as fuck and I totally understand

why you and your ex like to explore because that's fucking fun. It's hot. It's raunchy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I don't remember your story. This is the good thing.

You had had a threesome in the six months that you wind up telling the mom about via text when she's talking to you? Yes. Okay, who was a threesome with? It was a random couple that was on Tinder. So you were on Tinder looking for shit like that. You were freaky too. Yeah. I was single as fuck and I wanted to get laid.

So I got on Tinder and that's what happened. So I did meet this one couple on here and they were living supposedly in the area. which makes it easier. They were, I think she was at the time, she was like 28, and her ex-husband was like, her husband at the time, but her ex-husband at this stage in life was like 34, I guess. And they were hot, don't get me wrong. But we texted for probably like six weeks, but we just couldn't get the courage. We wanted to, but it's never happened.

And one night, like, I've been drinking. They have been drinking. And I was like, look, it's now or never. let's either do it or not. So I, like, walked up with all this, like, confidence in myself, and she opens the door in a fucking towel. And she just, like, drop dead gorgeous. And I'm like, fuck, what did I get myself into?

Like, I'm in a rinky dink motel by myself. This bitch is so hot. I don't think I can lead the way here, you know? Because I have you ever been with women before? So there was one time in high school that I got really drunk off, like, the worst whiskey ever. And we kissed. And I was like, that wasn't that bad. But it would be better if I wasn't drunk.

So I knew that there was something, but I really never acted on it. Right. So now you walk in and there's this hot bitch in a towel. She's ready for business. Yeah, she's not playing games. And I'm like dressed to a nine, you know, like as much as you can be at 11 o'clock at night when you're stammered. And so at this point, you know, I was like 20. So, you know.

And then I didn't know what to do. So I sat down like on the chair and. they were on the bed and I was like so like is this all's first time? Like I did not know what to do because the both of them were very quiet and I was like oh no we got to break the ice or something because this ain't vibing and

they're like oh my God yeah you're our first one we've never done anything like this before like you're our first blah blah blah you lead the way and I'm like that puts a lot of pressure on a unicorn because you got a married couple and you don't want to cross any lines any boundaries and we hadn't established any either which was

fucking stupid yeah but So I just kissed her. She still had the towel on. And then like one thing led to another and I went down on her. She went down on me and we shared him. We gave him head together.

Oh, double blow job. Yeah. But at that point, like I never, the guy and myself never went all the way. But they did. So like that's great and wonderful and fun. But like I didn't get like my happy ending. So I left kind of like,

Like, okay. Like, that was hot, but like, I mean, now I'm still fucking horny, and I've got to go home and get myself off. So, anyway, that one wasn't the best, but we did go again and we went to this super nice hotel. And that's when everybody, like, went all the way. It was, like, way something I had never seen before. I couldn't even figure out how to get in the door. It's like the spinny doors. I embarrassed the fuck out of, like, myself. People were looking at me crazy.

Like, she does not belong here. So I went upstairs. And like it was a lot easier this time, I think, because we had like established like we want to go all the way. And so, of course, it started with her. I'm like, I'd usually take the initiative, try to make everybody comfortable and relaxed. And, you know, me and her, like, I made her squirt. And that was amazing. And then he was like automatically turned on.

So he got on top of her. And the way, the position that we were in, like, I could control her. head because he was literally like going to town like you could tell that like he was into the whole situation he kept looking up at me i kept looking at her she kept looking at him it was just hot it was erotic and then after that i gave him head while she fingered me and then she ate me out and that was fucking hot so was that your first time with a girl going down on you and did you go down on her? Yes. Well, I went down on her. We played the first time. Oh, okay. Uh-huh. So this wasn't, this was your second time. Yeah, okay, cool. Yes. It was just, he was more involved. I think he got more

comfortable. Right. And so at one point, I don't even know how this contraction happened. And like I said, last time, it was like, the alcohol will sway exactly what happened. But at one point, she was on him and I had his balls in my mouth and it was just the sexiest thing like you could tell he was like whoa nobody's ever done that and

it was kind of I didn't know if he liked it or not until he let out the biggest like moan I'd ever heard in my life but it was the sexiest fucking thing she let out of mom because I think she was getting off because seeing him have two hot chicks

take care of him like that turned her on therefore so it just kept going and then we took a nap and then we got up and we did it again and it went on until like two or three o'clock in the morning and it was amazing and then after that we just kind of dropped off but i got what i wanted out of it you know yeah so that sets you up i mean kind of takes balls to just go and decide to do something like that considering right you didn't have a lot of experience now okay let's get into the story okay like how do you wind up with your best friends, mom, and stepdad. So I start having more unicorn experiences.

And one night, I had been drinking and I sent her this message. And I was like, look, I get why y'all were into that. Like, shit's fucking hot. I had been single for like four years. Like, I was lonely. I was, like, ready to get myself back out there. And I love to have sex. So I was like, why the fuck not?

And she was like, oh, my God, I cannot believe you just tell. I cannot believe you just like, send me that. like I'm kind of like flabbergasted. I'm like, I'm just saying I support it. Like I get it now. I didn't get back then. I get it now. And she was like, okay.

So slowly we started to talk and I was like, so I heard you guys move to Atlanta. Do you think long like small talk, but do you think he, your new husband would ever consider exploring or have y'all ever? And she was like, oh no, he's so protective over me. He would never. well she was like we're about to eat i will bring it up she had been flirting i had been flirting we knew that like we kind of were low-key into each other but they were married and i don't want to get involved in that if it's going to end up weird so they sit down to eat dinner and he's like

hell yeah i would she's fucking hot she's young like single why the fuck not like and that so then she texts me, she's like, dude, he's into it. I'm so surprised. He's into it. Yeah, but let me ask you this, Ashley, real quick, because, you know, a whole year goes by, you just have dinner with them. I know that you think he's secretly hot and everything. You're still like this young girl. Are you just that aggressive that you threw that text out there because you knew you wanted to be with them? Did you even know what you were doing when you sent that text to sort of cop to her that you're into threesomes and make a play? Like, or was that just innocent? Probably. No, I don't think it was innocent. I think I knew what I could potentially do.

Okay. And you were like thinking about it because you had been with couples? Is that how it came up for you? And then you went back to thinking about her and her guy? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

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Like every now and then I would like include him or she would include him. or she would include him in the conversation. But, like, it was just, it was very, like, an elephant in the room, which I hate about the unicorn situation because you don't know, do I pounce or do I sit here and make small talk? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're the odd person out. It has to be organic, you know? Yeah. And so I was like, so do you want to show me around y'all's new house? Like, that was my way out.

So she's like, yeah, so we went upstairs and I was like, dude, he's not into this shit. I can tell, like, mm-mm. Like, can we just watch a movie hang out, call it a knot? And she's like, I have no, fuck, uh-uh. Absolutely, you drove all the way over here. Absolutely fucking not. He is into this. We have been talking about it every single night.

He is into this, trust me. And for some reason, I just planted one on her and grabbed her boobs. And we made out for a minute. And she stopped and she said, okay, now, I want you to go downstairs and I want you to do that to my husband. And I was like, oh, shit. Where are you going to be? because at this point we had no we didn't know each other like that

you know so that was like he could fucking punch me in the face or something you know you're not close with him you know the mom yeah yeah I go downstairs and she walks outside to smoke and I crawl in his lap and like he like I said he's just this big just I don't know just something about it

and start to make out and there's hands you know going everywhere well we stopped for a minute and I turned my head and she's watching out the window. And I just kind of look at her like the fuck, get your ass in here. Like, cool, but like, get the fuck in here. Like, and she's like, I want to join. And I was like, well, take your clothes off.

And she looked at me like, I know this little girl. This, what the fuck? So, you know, but then she just did it and it was fine. And she. she ate me out first because I was in his lap and I turned around and you know it was good it was good it was good and then we swapped and she turned around and looked up and she was like holy fuck that's the best head I've ever had in my fucking life like you went down on her yes yes and then after that the two of us got down on our knees and we gave him head we just went back in

and the whole time I made sure like I had my hands in some way on her because at that time it was her. I was into her more than I was him, but I was still like into him. It was just her. So I made sure I had my hands on her and she just kind of like scooted me closer. And we were still like laughing and like having a good time and like it was just organic. And we, she grabbed my hand and she's like, let's go upstairs. And I'm like, fuck. Okay.

So we go upstairs and from what I remember, he definitely got it first. Like, we gave him head until he came. We took a break. And then I started in on her again. And this time, it was a little different because we were in the bedroom and there was music and we were relaxed and whatever. It was just good. And she was like, oh, you've got to get. you got to like looking at him and he's like you sure and she was like hell yeah so he like

pulls my legs to the end of the bed which first off I'm not that experience so you know I was like what the fuck so he pulls my legs to the end of bed and just gives it to me and I'm talking a big dick like I thought at parts I thought I might die at parts I was like this is the best orgasm I've ever, if I could just get past the hurting, holy shit. So like, I was like, I'm fixing to get past this fucking hurting. I don't care what I have to do. Hand me the loob. I don't fucking care. This feels amazing. And so then she got involved. And we were like making out. She had her hand on my ass. Like at one point, there was a finger in my ass, which is also incredible. It was just, it was just good. And we ended.

up laying down after about four hours of having sex on and off and she passes out and he's in the middle she's on one side I'm on the other and of course like I just have my first orgasm so I'm laying there like um what just happened like an outer body type type shit yeah and he starts reaching over on my leg like rubbing my leg and he's like I don't think I'm done and I'm like oh what do you mean you not like I wanted again. So I just got up and went downstairs and he followed. And I mean, she was out, out. She was snoring.

Yeah. And, you know, we got on the couch and we like made out for probably 20 minutes. And it was so hot. It was like that fucking raunchy. Just, oh, it was just good. And then he fucked me on the couch and I gave him head and it was just all the things. and it was amazing and I was like in my head I'm thinking oh fuck please don't let this please don't let this go awry please please please but the whole time it was hot because I was like

your wife upstairs asleep and I'm getting the best fucking sex I've ever had in my life and if she were to walk downstairs she was the type of kinky bitch to be like hell yeah yeah right like you weren't doing anything wrong but it was still hot that she would like now you're just with him and she's sleeping but it's not like she was he was cheating on her with you there right it was just understood because I did ask I was I was like, what if we end up hooking up just the two of us? And she was like, honestly, as long as y'all tell me about it, I really don't fucking care. Right.

Okay. So the conversation over the breakfast the next morning was what we did. Oh, okay. You told her the next day. Yeah. So, because she was like, y'all seem chaper this morning. And I'm like, well, we fucking are. You me tell you why?

Yeah. You know, and we laughed and we ate and it was fine. Well, I was about to have to leave. So we go upstairs and we do it one more time. And the second time was just as fucking good as the number. not before. It was just insane. I mean, the things that older couples can teach someone who is young, it's a game changer. So that was fucking hot. And I went home and like I said, it was COVID. So I kept going back over there. We would all hang out. I would hang out with a mom. I would hook up with a mom

without him. Like, it just worked. Like, so sometimes he wasn't even home and you just like hook up with her. Absolutely. Okay. And what would you guys do? Like 60-9ing all the above? Do you ever scissor? I don't know why. I have scissorsed.

I have scissorsed, but it can be very weird. If you don't know what you're doing. If you don't know the anatomy of what the fuck you're trying to do, it can be really weird. But no, it was more of just like she would be in the living room on her laptop and I would just, she would be getting stressed. And so I would just like walk over there and I would just like take her, take her clothes off. and just because obviously nobody could like see her. She was just working. And I would just rub her until she got to the point where she was like, let's go, you know.

And I would eat her out while she worked and. While she's on Zoom? Not on Zoom. Okay. Just working COVID, yeah. She did the medical transcriptions. Oh, okay. So that was fun.

So wait, so you would be fooling around with her at home. Would you ever hook up with him solo too? Or during that time? Because you're hooking up with her solo when he's not home, right? Yes. And now, as well as with him? Yes. So, like, where would you hook up with him?

Like, at the house, too, when she was in her? So, like, she liked to have control. So she set up a date. And we drove halfway. He, like, he drove halfway. I drove halfway. But she wanted to be in control of it. So she planned it.

And he showed up with, like, roses. And, like, we sat down. And I had one glass of wine. and was already so fucking intrigued. And, like, texting her the whole time, like, wow, this is amazing. Like, whatever, whatever. And then we just started to keep talking and shit got real. And he was like, you know, why don't we, you know, close out the tab.

Let's go to the truck. And I'm like, okay. So we sat there and talked forever. And then he was like, you want a hotel? And I was like, I mean, what do you want to tell? old lady what's you gonna tell her well i'll tell i'll just you know tell her that something came up and you know whatever wait a second i'm a little confused because she sets up this date she obviously knows you guys are banging correct like this isn't him cheating right probably probably i mean why else

is she setting up a date i don't understand i mean i don't understand what was going on through her head you know she liked to be in control she wanted to set up the day i think deep down she knew we were gonna fuck. There's no other reason for her to send a guy who's banging a girl back to her and see her alone. I'm sorry, but she set up a date, quote unquote. Isn't that like for sex? What else was she? I mean, I guess, but I think too at that time, like she was into me. I was in her, we were all equal. So I almost wonder if she wanted him to smooth me so that it could be the three of us. That's my thing. However, the hotel room was stupid. We, we, we, you know, it wasn't smart, but that's what we did.

So you go and you have sex with him on that date that she sent him to? And how hot was that? It was a different hot, but it was romantic. It was slow. It was sensual. He took his time. Like, it was everything that it's supposed to be when you're, you know, trying to be a unicorn can be hard, but he took his time. Like, he made sure that I knew that.

I had his attention at that moment. Right. But no one else is there. So you're not a unicorn there. You're with him by yourself, right? The mom isn't there. Right. She's, he's not filming it for her, not taking pictures, nothing like that?

No. Okay. Not that I know of. Right. I mean, maybe. But then after that, of course, like, he went to her. I went home. Had to go back to work.

Right. So you have that hottest fuck night with him. He goes back, like, you don't know if he tells his wife or whatever, but do you see them again together after that? Yes, we, after that was when we had that last threesome in the truck. Oh, you didn't tell me about that. The three of them, it just hit me. But they drove to me because I was like, look, y'all, I have a job.

Like, y'all are going to have to come to me. So they come to me and we go eat completely like normal. And then, you know, one thing led to another. Like, they had dogs. They were in the back. So we were up here in the front. of the truck. And we hooked up in the front of the truck and the way it started was just I was in the middle. And she started compliment me, which like stroked my ego. And then he started doing the

same. And then he was like, why don't we just start taking off our clothes? And I was like in the middle of the cracker barrel parking lot. Like, this is so funny. You know, like, and they're like, yeah, why not? I mean, I was like, can we not just go get a hotel? And they're like, no, because we're about to have to leave. And I'm like, what the fuck ever? Okay. So I just undressed and we like me and the mom started to make out. Obviously I took her clothes off because again, the body was just incredible. And then I started with him and I gave him head. So I got down in the floorboard and I gave him head and he was kissing her and rubbing her and, you know, had his hands all over her. And that was hot to me. I like to watch that. And then after that, he kind of pulled my head up and then kind of pushed my face like over to

her. We made out. I ate her out. And then somehow or another, because he's a big old dude, he sat the chair completely back and the both of us got in his lap. And, you know, I was making out with him. He was definitely fucking her. And she was quick to get. And she was quick to get off and so then I got on and you know he like I said he laying the chair back so like she sat on my face which was amazing and after that I mean that's when everything else went you know yeah well we know that I had forgotten about that one because that one was hot I just you're like doing it in the car oh my god it's a lot of it like in the middle of the day oh it's during the day the day

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Oh, my God. So now you're so you're hot, everyone's hot and heavy with each other. She had set you alone with him. You had done her solo. Now, I know that this whole thing and, you know, kind of goes south because the guy starts coming after you. Is that like when it starts? Like what happened?

Did he just like start texting you separately outside of that group chat? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And what was he like saying? And, you know. Just it like he didn't expect to really like me and like looking in my eyes and just all the.

bullshit, you know, like, you know, I mean, I believed it. Let's not be, you know, but after that, it was more so just him and I. So you went with it, though, like, here's this older guy. Hell yeah. You're like, he's like coming after you. You were into him. And then you said, and then so now you start seeing him. And now you know that you're being naughty, right, at this point, like once this starts to go off without her. But you couldn't help yourself. could not would not I don't know that I would change it

that that shit was so hot like I could I could think about it and like automatically just I mean still to this day like I don't know that I'd do it again

but looking back on it it's hot as fuck like everybody's got that fucking hot fantasy of like you know the hot like mom I don't know if I would have done

the dad but you know the step dad okay sure why the fuck not oh yeah no no no I mean like the whole thing

up until now now this is where it goes right so he starts texting you separately you start seeing him at the same time are you still talking to the mom or are you feeling so guilty that you're not even talking to her or is she just like i feel guilty i feel guilty and we're talking but not like we were okay so you're not fooling around with her anymore right and you're just fooling around with him secretly oh my god and she winds up catching you uh-huh oh my god how did she catch you like it wasn't it on camera She had cameras in the house.

Yeah, she had cameras in the house. And, you know, he thought he turned him off like a dumb ass. And the whole idea was leave my car, you know, where I was working so that she couldn't see the ones like outside. He thought he was being slick. Like, let me turn the ones on outside and right at the door. But on the inside of the house where, you know, let me turn them off. Well, he hadn't turned not shit off. Oh, my God.

So just because I didn't have my car with me, it didn't mean I wasn't rolling in luggage. So, you know, and that's some of the pictures that I, you know, shared with you was where she had screen grabbed or whatever you do where I was walking in with a suitcase. So obviously she knew. Right. And why were you coming with a suitcase? Was she gone away? She was away, right? They were having problems, right?

Right. Remember she went to stay with her mom and he dropped her off and then came by to get me. Right. And, yeah. So she had no car. She had no way of, like, driving back, you know, to Georgia or anything. she started calling about 8 o'clock at night. Him, it was me.

Him, it was me. And I was like, dude, she knows. He said, there's no way. Chill out. She doesn't know. I'll tell her I was asleep. Whatever. And I was like, nah, she knows.

That's a woman's instinct. She fucking knows. I'm going to answer. So I go upstairs. I'm like, hey, what's going on? She's like, hey, what are you doing? And I said, I'm at work. What's up?

And she was like, I'm trying to call my guy, and he's not answering. Can you try to call him? She knew what she was. And I was like, yeah, sure, I'll try. And I was like, he's not answering like me either. She knows because she's looking at the cameras, right? Mm-hmm. Oh, my God.

And then he got busted. Did she go off on you? Yeah. Right. And then did he ever try contacting you after? Oh, absolutely. And then, wait, but did they get divorced because of that, or are they still together? Or did they stay together?

So he says that they are separated. Do I believe that? I don't think so. I do know that I don't even know where she's living. So now he moved right probably at one town over about six months ago. So they can't be together, I don't think. Right. But you never hooked up with him after that or did you?

No, I did. You did? Okay. But eventually, like, did you just stop? Like, did you ever wind up falling for him, dating him? Was it a long-term thing or was it a short-term thing? So I did fall for him, but he turned into a, like, I mean, I don't know why I was surprised. He turned into his skis.

I don't know why. Yeah. I mean, he's cheating at his life. Yeah, I mean, listen, he's got this woman who allowed him to do all this stuff, right? She was open. She was cool. It always blows my mind. Any guy who would do that to a woman that's cool enough to be as open as she was to begin with.

You know, you're the way younger one here. So I hold you, listen, you're still accountable, right? You have to learn from that, like, you know, especially because this woman was someone that you really knew about. And you really cared about her too. But, you know, he was way old. older than you and he was like sneaking around on this woman that was like offering you up. It's like so stupid, you know? Yeah, I agree. Wait, I fuck that up. I mean, it could have been different,

but yeah. So yeah. That's, I mean, you wind up after that though, like, so that whatever happens with them. But like, what happens with you after that? Do you continue to see couples and everything? Have you had a long term relationship since? Are you dating anyone now? So I did have one other experience with a couple that really was not. It went way, way terrible. So we can skip that. Yeah. So after that bad couple, like, do you start having a real relationship with somebody?

Like, I know that you are actually with somebody now. You told me you have a major update. Yeah. So I'm actually engaged to a woman. To a woman. Mm-hmm. That's a little bit of a curveball. I didn't see that one coming.

me neither me neither okay and so and how long you've been with her for so we have been seen each other

for about four years and engaged for two and a half and living together for two and a half right so you've been with her for a while and you are engaged

to be married so do you consider yourself a full on lesbian now no no okay but you fell in love with her where did you meet her

I was her district supervisor at work Oh my God, she's your employee? Like you're like the older woman in the scenario? Yeah, she, yeah, she was, but I did ask her. I was like, look, if we want to continue, then you've got to keep, we can't work together. Right.

And so she looks for another job. Right. Wow. So I, like, you know, listen, we taped this whole episode with this whole story about the people. And I thought you were lying the whole time, so I didn't barely listen. I just kind of accused you. Everyone needs to know that. I went back and did research last night.

I was like, damn, she was grilling the fuck out of me. Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking because when I went back, I ruined the whole episode. That's why I'm redoing it for the New Year because I was just like, I ruined the whole episode. It was the greatest story and people need to know. Okay, listen, if you're listening to this now and you're doubting even one part of it, she literally, even though I still believed you afterwards, you set me so much proof, screenshots, pictures, you know, and I think I had posted all of it on my page.

John, you allowed me to, you know, but like I vetted this scenario. I don't know why I didn't believe you. I do have some fact for fiction episodes that I have on now, but I've listened. Yeah, they're fun. You be grilling. You are bad ass. Yeah, but most of the time when it's factor fiction now, it really is someone lying like, but with yours, when I edited it, okay, literally to go on air, I realized I was wrong. It wasn't like I edited it and listened to me grilling you and was like, oh yeah, I'm right on the money. You know what I mean? I realized then. I was wrong and I had ruined the whole story and then you sent me proof so I still have it. But this is a true story.

It's super interesting. Congratulations on your engagement. When do you plan on getting married? I don't think that. Like you don't have a date yet? No. Okay. Well, like, you know, maybe you need to come on or maybe you could have, you know,

your girl could call in eventually. Just say something about your girl calling in. You know, uh, what's your, maybe your girl could call in. No? I don't know. I mean, she's definitely listening. I got her hooked on your podcast for sure. She's into it.

Like there's a lot of times where like that that gets us kind of going. But she's a squirder. And the first time it happened, she was like, what the fuck just happened? So she's into squirting, into fisting, into all the things. That lesbians are into. So she's fun too. Huh? That lesbians are into.

That's like the whole, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, she needs to call in. I love. I mean, I feel.

like we could do a whole new episode about your, uh, your future girl, but maybe have her call in and tell that whole story. But thank you so much for calling in and retelling this story without me questioning you like you're lying. If anyone, like I said, doesn't believe this. Go look at the proof. It's on Patreon. But trust me, it's a true story. Thanks so much for doing the update. This isn't a, this isn't a update episode really. It's more like a redo. Thanks for doing a redo because it's the same story, but just told without me cock blocking it. So anyway, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, for sure. All right. Thank you, Ashley. Thanks so much. for calling in and retelling the story. You'll like it much better this time.

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