Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1526 - Her Husband Was Secretly Hooking Up with Guys & She Found Out After He Died?! w/Adam

Episode Date: July 21, 2026

Sex in the News: Brandi Hammond recently went viral on TikTok after finding out after her husband unexpectedly died, that he had been secretly hooking up with guys and Adam called in to talk all about... it. Tune in to hear all the details, including how Brandi started reading her late husband's emails on TikTok and the crazy shit that was in the emails, how and why guys needs better hiding spots for their secret “stuff,” Kathy”’s cleanup service" for people with secret lives and what it entails, what Adam’s friend found in her dying father’s basement, and how he reacted to her finding out after he miraculously survived, what Kathy found in her boyfriends basement that she was supposed to never go into, where Kathy hides all of her sex toys, what do people with secret kinks and secret rooms think is going to happen after they die, why the secrecy itself is a lot of times a part of the kink and how that gets people in trouble plus a whole lot more. GET A COPY OF THE STRICTLY ANONYMOUS BOOK! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY HERE: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://a.co/d/088QIMkO⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  or Pre-order audiobook version ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   To see HOT pics of ANA plus my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and click on "Be on the Show." Want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. All voices are changed.   Sponsors:   ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://LoadBoost.com⁠⁠- To get 10% off LOAD BOOST by VB Health, use code: STRICTLY   ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bluechew.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ — Buy 2 months of Bluechew GOLD and get the third month FREE! Use code: STRICTLYANON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bollandbranch.com/strictlyanon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Use code STRICTLYANON for 15% off ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beduc.at/pd2626-anonymous⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Click here to take the quiz and  get your personalized SUMMER roadmap to sexual happiness Follow me! Instagram  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Everything else: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:01 Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous Podcast. Strictly Anonymous Podcasts. Conversations with online strangers. We place ads online. The Craigslist is definitely like the gift that keeps on giving. Real people respond. You go to Sanford, Thailand. You can't not do it.
Starting point is 00:00:17 The temptation is just too much. It's real problem. Do your friend know that you're banging her or no? No, he has no idea. And anything goes. The motto of the show, let your freak flag fly. Probably the only good advice I'll ever give you is to re-hide your whip. and shame. Here is your host, Kathy. Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy. If you want to
Starting point is 00:00:38 follow the Strictly Anonymous podcast on Instagram or Twitter. Follow me at Strict Anonymous. If you want to be on the show, it's called Strictly Anonymous because they change everyone's voices and names. Okay. So if you have an interesting secret naughty life that you want to talk about while remaining anonymous or not anonymous if you're out and proud, you can email me at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com or go to my website. site strictly anonymous podcast.com and click on be on the show. Now listen, if you have a naughty confession, you want to leave on my confessions line. You could do that 247. The number is 347, 4203579. That's 347, 4203579. Call from a quiet place. I can't use ones when people
Starting point is 00:01:17 call where they're driving. Some of those confessions make it onto a confession's episode. The rest go on to my Patreon. Now my Patreon is super fun and it's very inexpensive. If you ask me, it's only $7 a month and you get every single episode. I do seven episodes a week. get every single one of them early before anyone gets them, as well as intro and ad free. You also get all the confessions and you also get Q&As that I do like every other month where I answer a lot of questions as well as you get anonymous picks of probably every single girl that has called into my show, every single female guest. I got pictures of them over on my Patreon. Like I said, at $7 a month. The link to Patreon is in the description. If you do, you do, you do, you do, you
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Starting point is 00:02:23 I will also give you access to my private discord. Like I said, if you join my Patreon, or if you call into my Facebook, you call into my show or if you buy my book, I will give complimentary access to my private Discord. My private Discord is not a paid site. It is free, but it is private and you can only get in if I send you the link. I promise you, you will not be disappointed. My Discord is full of great effing people. Okay. So if you buy my book, send me a screenshot of your purchase and I will send you the link to my Discord. The last thing I'm to tell you about is if you want to sign up for SDC.com, I do have a free trial for my listeners. SDC is like the world's largest online and dating website. And it's not just a place where you
Starting point is 00:03:07 could hook up with people. You could learn all about the lifestyle. You could find out about all the lifestyle events and meetups and all kinds of things going on in your neighborhood as well as if you're going to travel and you want to have a little fun. You're going to find it all on SDC.com. Like I said, you get a free trial if you use my code 37712 or just go to the description and click on the link that's 37712 or just go to the description and click on the link. Okay, this is like a fun thing that I've been dying to do for a long time. I'm not going to do another hour show. I only have seven days a week. I do seven episodes. I give them all out for free. When people actually write in and complain about certain episodes, I'm like, are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:03:48 I do seven episodes. So I don't feel like bad if like one episode is in, for everybody because I feel like I give so many different kinds in a week. There's always something for everybody at least one or two that people are going to love. You're never going to love all of them. I don't put them out thinking that I work my ass off for my show. I love what I do. And I've always wanted to add in a sex in the news series thing because I see stories, sex stories in the news that I just want to fucking talk about because talking to sex for people for like 12 years, I feel like I have a lot to say about some of these stories that come out. And most of the times the stories that come out about sex are very salacious but they're like things that are happening
Starting point is 00:04:25 on my show and there was like a new thing that happened recently where a lady was out talking about the fact that her husband died and she found all his like emails and stuff and he had apparently been cheating behind her back with guys okay and that's what we talk about i was like oh my god i have discussed this shit on my show so many times let's do a little sex in the news app on this story my sex in the news episodes are going to be short 15 20 minutes that's what i think you know if some kind of story comes out that's interesting that I want to give my opinion on. Adam has a really funny story to go with it. He's on this call with me.
Starting point is 00:04:59 And we discuss this poor ladies post-mortem story of finding out who her guy really was or who a part of him really was. You'll hear us talk about it. And I give a lot of my opinions. Adam has a really funny story that goes with it. So anyway, I'm going to get right tuned and be right back on with Adam and sex in the news. This is the strictly anonymous podcast. Strictly anonymous podcast. Hey, Adam.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Welcome back to the... Hi. Welcome back to that. You're stupid on so much. You don't even... You just get right to it. Hi. Welcome back to the strictly anonymous podcast.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Listen, I've been wanting to do a sex in the news thing for a long time. Every now and then, a news story becomes a little popular out there. And I'm like, oh my God, I'd love to fucking chat about this. Because all I do is chat online about sex, right? And a lot of the stories that... make it to the news or like shit that's kind of going down on my show you know and so there's this big one that i was like oh my god let's do let's try a sex in the news short thing i'm not going to make a sex in the news like an hour long thing right let's just wrap about you don't know anything
Starting point is 00:06:05 i just bringing this up to you um there is a ticotker okay and sometimes i'm just going to give this disclaimer okay because sometimes i just think in these this day and age anyone could create any kind of fake narrative that they think will sell and go viral for it i don't know. But this is, but this woman's story seems real. It's something that can happen. It's something that I believe happens. And I have a solution for this. And I've talked about it for many years on my show. But the story is this. Like Brandy Hammond, Brandy with an eye, her, she's known as Blue Panties and bourbon on TikTok. Yeah. She looks like a Blue Panties and Bourbon gal. She's cool. She's on there. And she's talking about, and I actually retweeted it on my Twitter account, on my ex account,
Starting point is 00:06:47 because she's talking about the fact that her husband died unexpectedly, right? She had this husband who died unexpectedly. Now, the news, like the story is, because I went a little deeper, is that she did find out that her husband was cheating on her with women throughout their marriage. She knew stuff like that. But when he died unexpectedly, she started to get notifications like from his email or something and like went in and started looking and then started reading his emails and found out that not only had he cheated on women, which she knew, he had, he was cheating on her
Starting point is 00:07:17 massively with guys. Behind your guys. Yeah. Now you say, oh well, because you probably don't listen to those episodes on my show, but I can't tell you how many guys
Starting point is 00:07:27 are doing it. And it's very unfortunate. You know what I mean? Very unfortunate. And a lot of times, like she said she had no idea about it. Most of the time, I'm just going to tell you,
Starting point is 00:07:36 these guys don't present as guys that you think would be doing it. That's the whole point of my show. It's like there are so many guys that are into like suck in a dick that don't talk about it and they're not like they're not like what you think or everyone has this like stereotype in their head that a guy that's into guys is less than a man it's like it's really weird and honestly that's the reason why guys are doing this behind everyone's back because there is such a stigma and like I feel like the stigma has to come off first before this kind of shit stops I mean people will cheat have been cheating since the dawn of time and people will just cheat forever but but you know the sad thing is is that the shit that I hear that guys do when their wives like that's
Starting point is 00:08:16 like leave the house is like out of control. You know what I mean? And Brandy Hammond is literally reading. It's so fucking funny. Okay, she's literally on there and her posts now are reading his emails to the guys and he's lying about his dick size, his age. I'm glad that she can have a fucking sense of humor. No, she's not laughing about it.
Starting point is 00:08:38 She's like giving, she says like literally I'm doing this because I can't afford therapy. She's going to be able to afford therapy now. She learns how to monetize her thing and maybe she is monetizing and she's making a lot of fucking money. I don't know. But I'm just saying that this is something that is very common. And I like on my intro, okay, there is a thing where I say, my only advice to you is to rehide your whips and chains. And that was like literally when I started my podcast. We taped the first five guys in one day. My first five episodes were the first five I taped in one day, five hours with my co-host on me. He fucking was so pissed at me that I made him do it. We talked to this guy who, um,
Starting point is 00:09:16 I think his name was Master Tom or something like that. And he was like a BDSM guy. He was like, I think, number five, episode five. And I, my favorite question to ask when these guys are living, these double lives, these married guys are living these double lives. Like, where do you hide your shit? Right? Like seriously. Because, and shit can mean everything from whips and chains like that guy to email trails of you talking to guys about your dick size and all your plans to meet them up.
Starting point is 00:09:45 you are leaving behind tons of shit. That guy, Master Time, the reason I was like, rehired your whips and chains, he had a bag in his trunk, in his, in his trunk. And I'm like, my mind thinks,
Starting point is 00:09:57 Yeah, my mind thinks like this. You're going to be driving one day. You're going to have an accident. You're going to pass from that accident. Whips and chains all over the road. Yeah. No, no,
Starting point is 00:10:08 not even that worse. They're, because they were hidden underneath something where he thought it was so smart. But your wife's going to have to come and claim the car and get all your shit out and she's going to be like going through your stuff and she's going to find the fucking whips and chains and to me you know you spend as a man or a woman if this
Starting point is 00:10:27 happens the other way you spend your whole life probably being like great in every other area right like great husband great provider great partner great whatever right you know to everything for your wife the minute you pass and she finds this shit you know what you are to her All of that shit goes out the window. You're just like a fucking creepy purve that was lying and you're a fucking douchebag. Like, everything gets taken away. Like, that's not how you want someone to think of you post-mortem. You don't want your bitch on TikTok reading your fucking salacious emails about sucking guy's dick and outing you that you're lying about your dick size.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Like he and his age. Why do you care? Yeah, his age. It's because it's your legacy. I'm sorry. So I was like you really, you know, I have a very. wealthy friend who's a massive cheater too, one of those guys, you know, and there are, that's a certain type, you know what I mean? And he's got a lot of shit. Their kink is almost cheating. Yeah, yeah. And it's like
Starting point is 00:11:25 they got a lot of shit. And some people are, and then there's that type, right? The guys with the kink, like you said, there's that wealthy guy that's like, you know, he's got a girl in every port. You know, then you have these guys that want to suck a dick and they're doing it behind their wives' backs. You know, you have all these people that are cheating for whatever reason and they're hiding all their stuff. And my thing is always like, when you die, like, what are you going to do? I believe there should be some sort of like cleanup service where you know you could sign up
Starting point is 00:11:50 if you know you're somebody that's a fucking cheater and you got some stuff because like I said you don't need whips and chains in your back of your trunk or pantyho stash you know and cross-dressing clothes in your closet like and let me just tell you by the way the places that these guys hide their shit is the like the dumbest stuff ever okay like honestly you know and I'm saying guys
Starting point is 00:12:12 because I talk to Morgan guys and women on my show. There's certainly women cheating. But like the places that people hide their stuff isn't that great because they're thinking they're alive and stuff. But when you pass, what the fuck's going to happen? So your partner's going to go through your shit. I know you say you don't care when they die. But you know, that person, if you have kids and stuff, that person's responsible of like telling your legacy for the rest of your life. Okay. And most people are petty. They're not going to talk good about that guy. This actually happened to a friend of mine. Wait, let me finish with my cleaning service. And then we're going to get your story. I know your story.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Okay. Okay. So the cleanup service is this. You are a fucking cheater, okay? You know you got some stuff. And like I said, shit doesn't need to be whips and chains. They could be email trails, you know, profiles on Ashley Madison or on sniffies or any, wherever the fuck you're doing your shit. Okay. That stuff needs to be cleaned up after you pass.
Starting point is 00:13:06 So maybe you sign up for, like someone creates a service, a cleanup service, quote unquote, where the minute you die, like you have like a life alert on your. your body somehow. Like, this is how I think of it, right? And like you pass. And the minute you pass, it is alerted that this person, like, there's no sign of life here anymore.
Starting point is 00:13:23 And that, you know, triggers the cleanup service to go. And wherever you sort of copped to the fact your shit is, everything is cleaned up. If it's on your computer, your computer is like, you know, what is that called when you take everything off? You reboot it? No, what is that the term? Yeah, you wipe and you wipe the hard drive. No, there's a real, there's a better, there's a scary term.
Starting point is 00:13:43 that. It's always like, oh, you could do this to your phone and you're like, I'm afraid to do it because it takes away everything. Whatever that is, it does that. Or it goes to your car and takes out your whips and chains and all this shit. You know what I mean? And a lot of guys, and you charge for it monthly. It's like insurance, right? I really think whoever sets us up, they could, I think the hardest thing is getting the chip inside the body to tell you when they fucking die. Right. Exactly. You know, that's a little far fetched. But if someone had this cleanup service, you know, especially for the wealthy, you could charge a lot of fucking money for it. And the minute you die, people come in and clean your shit and take it away. So you don't go down like that because that's a very fucking horrifying way. This poor guy, and I don't say poor guy. I mean, this guy, he's not a poor guy, right? He was like literally living this life behind his wife. Yeah, he was cheating. He was presenting him to be someone he wasn't.
Starting point is 00:14:29 But it literally, she knew he was cheating. Now with men and he's lying about it. And now she's literally reading. She talked to some of the people she went to him. You don't want that shit going down. So someone should start up a cleaning service for this kind of shit. because I know that like, you know, the high and mighty will be like, well, people just shouldn't do it. It's like, yeah, very black and white.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Like we only wish that that was the case and that was, it was that easy. But the reality is this kind of stuff has been going on since the dawn of time. It will always go on and what do you do about it? I think a cleanup service is great. What's your story, by the way? I'm done. I'm done talking. I mean, it's something similar.
Starting point is 00:15:06 It's sort of in the same vein. It's not exactly the same. But a friend of mine who's a little younger than me, her father died. had a heart attack and was like the doctors gave him no, no chance he's not going to live. And so she went, you know, she flew over there, went to his house. He's in the hospital. He's not even conscious. They're like, they gave him like a day to live or whatever. And so she went to his house to go stay in his house. And she went into the basement and he had a whole fucking dungeon. Now, see, she's younger than me. So her father's just a little bit,
Starting point is 00:15:35 a little bit older than me. If I was like in her 60s, right? And so she finds all this hardcore poor BDSM stuff down there. He's living this crazy wild life that she knew nothing about. Your story is exactly what we're talking about. Wait, wait, wait, wait, it gets better. Yeah, go on. This is like perfection.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Yeah. Hold on. He ends up pulling through and living. Now he knows, it's, it's, oh my God, she was horrified. And he was, so he wrote to her in this whole letter. It was just, oh my God, it was so fucking. I need to have her on my show and tell that story. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:16:15 Maybe the cleanup service would, like, so what happens in that case? The cleanup service comes in because you're about to die, cleans up and takes away your dungeon, but you live and now you're fucked and you've got to get a whole new dungeon. What do people that have like full on rooms like that? Because he's not the only one that has a dungeon. Like what do dungeon people think is going to happen? Like what if someone comes in and shoots them and kills them?
Starting point is 00:16:36 I watch a lot of date line. The couples die all the time in their homes, okay, at the same time. Like, what are you thinking? I just don't think people thinking through. Did they go, what did the guy say? What did he say in the letter? I, she didn't show me the letter, but she just, I'm just like, oh, my God, he lives. And now that.
Starting point is 00:16:54 And let me ask you this. Like, did she say to you like, oh, my God, I would have no idea like my father never presented. Or was she like, oh, you know, it made sense. Like, my father seemed like a little freaky. Like, I don't know. Like, what, do you remember, like her sort of? Well, I happened to know that she is extremely.
Starting point is 00:17:10 extremely freaky. Okay. And she's like, so this must. Yeah, she's like, oh, my God, this is genetic. So it was just, it was really embarrassing for both of them because they just didn't have that kind of relationship, even though she was totally cool with all that, just not her father. So, but was it like a private room? Because like, why had she never gone down there before and only went when he was like in the
Starting point is 00:17:33 hospital? I mean, they lived in different cities, you know, she did, you know. Was he divorced at this time? Oh, yeah, yeah. Right, right. Fully divorced. He wasn't, he wasn't. He wasn't.
Starting point is 00:17:40 He wasn't like, you know, cheating or lying. Of course, it doesn't matter. But it's still. Yeah. See, you're just, now you're giving me another target to go after for the cleanup service is not even the people that are cheating. You're, you know, your swingers, you're nudist. You don't want people to remember at the end of the day and you get all your shit somewhere about any of that stuff. Like, you need a cleanup service too, because that is going to happen, right?
Starting point is 00:18:03 A lot of people have, it's like the skeletons in the in the closet. I mean, you know what I mean? I really wonder what was it. in that letter. You know, listen, haven't you, I mean, I have sisters, a sister and a brother and, like, friends. And, you know, like, haven't you made jokes with, like, your friends or your relatives? Like, oh, my God, if anything ever happens to me, my toys are hidden here. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:18:26 Like, I have to get a safe. I get so many sex toys for my job, you know, because of what I do, which is, like, fucking killer. I even have a motor bunny. Like, I have so much. And I was like, oh, my God, my maid's going to think I'm a freak. You know what I'm saying? So I literally bought a safe.
Starting point is 00:18:41 I have a big fat safe. And if somebody went into the safe, they'd be like, what the fuck? Because they would just think of, like, so obsessed with all my sex toys and stuff that are shoved in there. You know what does she? Does she think people are going to steal her sex toys? Is she that paranoid?
Starting point is 00:18:56 No, it's no anyone would understand because you don't want people to see your shit. I'm just saying it'd be funny if people thought it was because you were afraid of someone stealing. No, they're going to think, no, they're going to know exactly what that's what. It was going to be like she was afraid someone stole her thing. She was afraid people were going to know she's like jerking off constantly with sex toys. Okay. That's all that's safe as for. No one's thinking that.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Okay. The problem is is that everybody, the minute they saw the safe, they'd be like, oh, we should probably not check in there. No one's going to think there's money in there. They're going to think it's fucking something. Oh, because they know you. No, because they know people. I mean, do people leave money and safes anymore?
Starting point is 00:19:35 You're kidding? If I found a safe, like my parents and I was like, oh, there's probably the. There's probably stuff in there that's really valuable. There's no piece in me. We think there's sex toys there. I got to say a story that has nothing to do with sex, but it has to do with finding out someone's secret life, like that father thing,
Starting point is 00:19:49 and you remind me of it. And it's kind of funny. So I'm dating this guy, and he had a basement that we never went down to, and he had his own house. He was like, we were both young at the time, like 17, 18, and he had both his parents died of cancer like a month apart, and he, like, inherited their condo.
Starting point is 00:20:06 He had a car, like, he had a lot of cash. He was, like, the best guy to hang out with. like and I was just like with him every day at his house and at one point he went away some place this is what you never do to someone you never say like whatever you do don't go here you know he said to me he had never gone down in his basement it was like off limits and he said to me because I was taking care of his cats or his dogs whatever pet he had at the time he said to me whatever you do don't go in the basement oh it was cats it was definitely yeah don't go into the basement so like how do you tell now listen at my age now
Starting point is 00:20:39 I am very trustworthy. If you told me that in your house, I wouldn't fucking go down. You know what I mean? I'm cool like that. Now, but that's 17. At 17,
Starting point is 00:20:47 no one's fucking cool like that, okay? At all. I think it took me until I was like 30 that I was that cool. You know what I mean? Like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:20:54 totally. I mean, you tell me whatever you do, don't go to. So I go down. Me and my friend go up and I'm just like, oh my God,
Starting point is 00:21:01 we got to go into the basement. We go down and let me tell you. It was like there was cat shit. it was like a basement litter box. There was cat shit on every part of that floor. Like apparently what probably happened was his cat shit down there one day and he didn't clean it and then they shit again and they didn't clean it and then they shit five more times and he's like, oh now I can't really clean it because it's too much.
Starting point is 00:21:28 And then they just decided to keep shitting down there and he just left it as a big shit box. I swear to God, how did I not smell it? Because I guess maybe when it dries up you don't even smell anymore. And it wasn't in litter. It was all over the floor. Literally like 500 pieces. That is so disgusting. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:21:46 I'm going to throw up. It's so fucking gross. We were dying, dying. Like we, I could not fucking believe because like, you know, you know that one you're going to go down there. You're going to find something. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:21:59 Dead bodies. Didn't expect to find cat shit. No. And not just catch it. Not like five pieces. Like 500 or 5,000. It was a big thing. It was like literally one litter box.
Starting point is 00:22:09 It was. was like one litter box without litter and whatever you do, don't go in my basement. Anyone that's listening, if you have whips and chains or secret letters to your boyfriend that you're sucking his cock or a basement of cat shit. No, we don't care about cat shit. We're talking sex on this podcast. Anything sex that you don't want people to know about, like literally, like hide your shit and don't ever tell anybody whatever you do, don't.
Starting point is 00:22:37 All right. And whatever. So anyway, so anyone could steal my cleanup service. I thought that this was something I needed to talk about because I always, this is something I think too much, right? Like that's my problem in life. I admire people that don't think things through at all. You know what I mean? Like the master Tom or whatever the fuck his name was, I forget what I titled him. It was much better than that. But he, you know, I admire the fact that he didn't think that, you know, he could die in a car accident and people could fight. You know, I love people that aren't overly cautious like I am. I am that way. And that's why I always ask. the question. That's why I always call people stupid when they tell me that their bag of cross-dressing clothes is in the corner underneath their shoes. It's like, are you fucking stupid? So I'm sure there's so many more stories. Okay, this is my call-out. I'm sure there's so many more stories of people finding out, even if it's not cheating. It's like your girl's story was so great because it's like it doesn't have to just be like a cheating secret thing. If you're living a freaky life, which my show is here to say a lot of people are.
Starting point is 00:23:38 okay exactly you need to hide that shit or be open and honest about it i don't know what the moral of the story is but i say hide your shit rehide your whips and chains right and so one could steal you can hide a dungeon right it's just no way to hide a dungeon no maybe you have to be straight up honest about it i don't know what you do with it no i want to hear from i really want to know like and this is like where i think like this guy's not thinking through and i admire that because I think if I decided, oh, if I was really into BDSM, I would be like, oh my God, I'm going to set up a whole fucking dungeon. And then my mind would immediately go to, but what happens when I die?
Starting point is 00:24:13 And someone comes to my house and they see the, you know what I mean? Like I would, so I would never create a dungeon because that's how overly cautious I am. So I want to hear stories of other people or people that have dungeons. What do you think's going to happen when you die? Like what do you get to do? Yeah, maybe. I don't. That's what I want to know.
Starting point is 00:24:29 I want to know. Like you're guessing. I overthink things. I want to hear from the people that don't think. like what are you thinking if you're not thinking? Is it that they're not, I think they're not thinking. You know,
Starting point is 00:24:38 I don't think it's that they think and they don't care. I think that they're not even thinking. And like I said, I do admire people like that because you know what, what, if you really think about it,
Starting point is 00:24:46 Adam, at the end of the day, what does it matter, right? Like you said, their dad. I think with the guy that was sucking dick, I don't know about a bourbon, Sally or whatever the fuck her name is.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Like, I don't know if she's got kids, but like if there's kids involved in that story, that's not cool for the kids. Yeah, I agree with that. You don't want that post-mortem for your kids, your children. I have a child. I would not want my child, every bit of my time with my child that was spent great.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Because listen, just because he's sucking dick and he's a cheater doesn't make him terrible in every other area of his life. He could have been a great dad. You know what I mean? And that's the sad thing that could happen in situations like that. And that's why you want to be, to me, cautious about that stuff. Because people take sex way too seriously. People think sex is like this huge thing.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Sex is like a very serious. small part of people's lives. Do you know what's funny? That's a must have on my dating profile is that you have to take, I need someone who doesn't take sex too seriously. Yeah. And people make it like this big this is why I could do a news story every day of the week because of people like sex things are so big. But sex isn't like a hundred percent of anybody's life. You know what I mean? It's a small slice of it. And people are a lot of other things besides like a cheater, besides a dick sucker, besides a guy who owns a dungeon, you know? And what happens, though, unfortunately,
Starting point is 00:26:05 is people are so weirded out about sex that they wind up judging every part of you by that. And that's what I think is sad. You know what I mean? I don't do that to people. Absolutely. Yeah, no. It's the society we live and still judges harshly people like that. And that's what's really the people.
Starting point is 00:26:20 I mean, there's two points, right? There's a point of it's sad that you have to hide, that people feel they have to hide it. But then there's also the flip side of that is sometimes it's fun to have something hidden. It's fun to have a secret. Oh, that's the kink. Yeah. You know, that's the kink.
Starting point is 00:26:32 That, oh, I'm leaving, you know, I'm sitting upstairs. I've got someone tied up on a tickler or something, whatever the fuck. I don't know, right? That kink is, yeah. But that kink is like. The secrecy is the kink. Yeah. And that kink is like, and those people, that's where I admire.
Starting point is 00:26:45 Like, those people are just getting off for fun and they're not thinking really things through. Because if you think things through, someone's going to find out about your fucking kink when you pass. But anyway, that's sex. That's sex in the news today. Yeah, I don't know. It was fun. It was that fun? Great.
Starting point is 00:26:59 I think it's interesting. Every time there's a good story, we should do this. I'm totally down with it. Why don't you give a shout out to your book? Seek the Risk. You dated a really slutty girl. People want a lot of hot. I dated the sluttiest woman in the world.
Starting point is 00:27:11 I went from a somewhat vanilla person and I dated the literalist who had slept with 450 people when I met her and I still ended up dating her and marrying her and it's a crazy story. Seek the Risk. It's all about being trial by fire introduction to nonmonogamy. No offense. I could have promoted your book a lot better than you, but you caught me. me off, but that's okay.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Like, next time let me do it. I know how, I know what I know. Oh, you want to, okay, you want to know what I would have said.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Like, listen, I'm not going to edit out your thing. I'm just going to say, what do people think pitch is better? Because like I would have said by his book, he dated like the sluttiest girl, like self-proclaimed like biggest fucking slut. And she literally was into gangbings,
Starting point is 00:27:51 fucking his friends. She like had DPs, DVPs. I mean, she fucked everybody in anything and she was down. And she, and you, and you.
Starting point is 00:27:59 joined her in on the fund. So like all of those stories are in your book. So I personally think, I think I would have done a better job before, but now I'm like overthinking it. But your book is good. They can invite a ticket. I'll put a link to your book in the description. Okay. Thanks, Adam. Bye. Okay. I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called strictly anonymous confession, secret sex lies of total strangers is now available not only in paperback and ebook, but you can pre-order the audiobook. It's still not going to be out until August 25th,
Starting point is 00:28:33 but you can pre-order it. The book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show. I kind of picked one story from each category that I talk about on my show. Like there's a hot wife story. There's a cuck queen story.
Starting point is 00:28:47 There's a cuck story. There's a gang-bang girl story. Like I said, 17 stories. And they're all told in the third person, and they're all true. I took the interview and rewrote it in the third person. And I wouldn't really call it like a total erotica book. Think like Penthouse letters.
Starting point is 00:29:06 It's more direct. It's not so over the top like erotica. I don't really like that kind of vibe, right? But these are true stories, 17 of them. They're really short chapters, easy read. You could read one or two and then skip around. You could read the whole book. It's available in eback format.
Starting point is 00:29:25 paperback format, and finally, the audio book is available coming out August 25th, but you could pre-order it now. And if you buy my book in any format or pre-order it, I will throw in a complimentary link to my Discord. My Discord does not disappoint, okay? There's no way you get into my Discord any other way than getting the link from me, okay? I give it to people who buy my book. There's tons of people in there. Everybody shares content with each other, and that's what you get to do there. You could post your own pictures and videos. There's tons of channels. We have lots of contests where you can win a lot of money.
Starting point is 00:30:01 It's a super fun place to be. It's a total strictly anonymous community and you will love it. I will be giving anyone who buys my book access to my Discord. It's private, like I said. All you got to do is email me a screenshot of your purchase, whether you did the audiobook, the ebook, or the paperback. Send it to me at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. that's Strictly Anonymous Podcasts at gmail.com, and I will send you the link to Discord.
Starting point is 00:30:32 So anyway, thanks so much for tuning in. This is the Strictly Anonymous Podcast. Strictly Anonymous Podcast.

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