Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1532 - Masturbation, Fave Porn Scenarios, Clit Orgasms, Swallowing, & More w/ Luci
Episode Date: July 26, 2026Luci (episode #659) called in to answer sex question from a married woman’s perspective. Tue in to hear her discuss how many times a week she masturbates, where she does it and what kind of porn she... watches or what she thinks about, whether she ever thinks about other people while having sex with her husband, her body count for both men and women, the most people she's slept with in one day, how long she's down to be pounded, why she rarely orgasms from oral sex, what she needs to have an orgasm, why rubbing her clit doesn't do it for her, why she's into spanking, how many fingers she likes, her thoughts on shower sex, the first thing she notices about a guy, whether she's into water sports, anal, swallowing and where she likes her guy to finish, the degrading things she's into, the one thing her husband loves that she doesn't, her favorite sex toy, favorite sex position, plus we play a bunch of hilarious Fuck, Marry, Kill games featuring rich guys, actors, musicians and athletes plus a whole lot more GET A COPY OF THE STRICTLY ANONYMOUS BOOK! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY HERE: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd or Pre-order audiobook version here To see HOT pics of LUCI plus my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show." Want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://beduc.at/pd2626-anonymous Click here to take the quiz and get your personalized SUMMER roadmap to sexual happiness https://LoadBoost.com- To get 10% off LOAD BOOST by VB Health, use code: STRICTLY https://bluechew.com — Buy 2 months of Bluechew GOLD and get the third month FREE! Use code: STRICTLYANON http://bollandbranch.com/strictlyanon Use code STRICTLYANON for 15% off Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ X https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else: https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Okay, today is a Sunday episode.
and I don't do my whole long-ass intro on Sundays.
I give you a break.
I also give you fun,
Q&A episodes on Sundays.
I do all kinds of different Q&As
with different kinds of people.
Today I have on a previous guest.
She's been on before as a co-host.
There's certain guests that I know
that I've been on my show
that I talk to more than once
or for some reason I've gotten a little bit more closer to than others.
And that's the kind of people I like to do my Q&As
with people that have some chemistry with Lucy.
I know her well.
She's cool.
She's been on my show a bunch of times.
She did a confessions episode with me.
She's Lucy with an eye.
I'll put her episode numbers in the description.
Her episodes were hot, okay?
And so you should go listen to them.
But on this episode,
she's going to answer a bunch of questions.
And you find out,
I wound up finding out so much about Lucy and her clit
and how she jerks off
and how much she masturbates
and what her body count is
and how it changed over time.
And it's kind of backwards.
Her body counts kind of backwards.
Wait till you here.
But you're going to find out all about everything.
I ask her, like I said,
you know how many times she jerks off, what she jerks off too, what she uses when she jerks off.
We talk about her favorite positions, whether she likes to be spanked, we talk about calm,
we talk about anal, we talk about water sports, shower sex, you name it.
I ask her about it and I get so much information from her.
At the end, we end with some fun fuck Mary kills for some reason I like those kinds of questions.
Like fuck Mary kill, we have a rich guy version, an actor version, a musician version,
and an athlete version.
I left those to the end because I'm like,
I don't know if those are fun,
because they're fun for me.
I did it.
We both answer those questions,
but it's a very fun conversation.
I think that these Q&A's are always fun
because I've done it where Adam has asked me questions.
I'm like more coming from a single woman,
but she's married and she married her high school sweetheart.
So you know,
you're getting into the head of that kind of woman,
which to me is a very common woman, right?
Like you're probably married to one,
a lot of guys who are listening.
So this is like getting inside the head.
head of that kind of woman.
You're going to get her, you know, totally being open and honest about everything when it
comes to sex.
So you're going to enjoy the combo.
It's super fun.
She's super hot.
I'll have a picture of her over on my Patreon.
But anyway, I'm going to get right to be right back on with Lucy.
This is the strictly anonymous podcast.
Strictly anonymous podcast.
Oh, hi, Lucy.
I don't know what I was going to say.
Hi, Lucy.
Welcome to the strictly anonymous podcast.
You're Lucy with an eye.
How you doing today?
I am doing great. How about you? Good. Listen, you've been on my show before. You've done some crazy things with
your husband in the past. I don't know what's going on everywhere. We're not doing like a follow-up call.
I had a couple calls with you. You know, you and your husband did play. I'm just going to do a Q&A with you.
I do fun Q&A's on Sundays. I like that to do them with people I know. There's some listeners and
callers that just stand out to me and people who I like talk to a little bit more than other people.
one of them so I feel like I know you more than like maybe somebody else that just called in one time,
right? So that's why I'm doing it with you. You were down. I think didn't we do a confessions
episode together before? Yes. Yes. I loved that. Yeah. So now we're going to get your
answers to some questions. Okay. So my first question is you're a married woman. I want to know
how many times a week does a married woman jerk off?
A normal married woman or me?
You.
No, no, I'm only talking to you.
You're not answering like bigger picture.
I want to know how you're married.
That's all I'm trying to say.
But like how much do you jerk off?
You know, because I'm single.
So I wonder if it's different.
You know what I mean?
I just think that I've like always had a very high sex drive.
And I like have masturbated like forever.
It's just I never really like stopped the habit.
Like there was no really change between single and married.
for me personally.
Okay, good.
So I would say like five days a week, if not every day.
Now, when you're married, like, are you jerking off when your husband's laying right
next to you?
Are you jerking off in the shower?
Or are you jerking off when he's, before he comes home?
Or are you jerking off after he goes to sleep?
Like, I do marry people jerk off.
It's funny because you named so many things, but not exactly the one.
Oh, my God, good.
Tell me.
Which one?
I feel like I'm more like morning.
Oh, so wait, where's your husband?
At that point, does he know you're already gone?
Already gone.
But like, I have I?
Yes, at night, definitely right next to him when he's sleeping, you know, that type of shit.
Not ever, like, has it been really like a ritual, like him to like watch or anything like that?
Like, we've never personally gotten into anything like that.
Yeah.
So, you know, it wasn't like a secret.
Like I was like scared that he would wake up and catch me.
But at the same time, it wasn't like, you know.
Doing it for him.
up or anything. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's just like you're horny. He's not around. You're going to take care of
business. Have you ever caught him jerking off? Or when do you think he, like I was asking him that
question, when do you think what his answer would be? No, because what's really, jerking off? Oh, no,
he has, kind of. No, he, no, I haven't caught him. And then also he is, he is like my polar opposite
where he basically knows that if ever he's warning, we can just have sex. So he's, he's,
he, you know, unless he's like a really big liar for no good reason for all these years,
he says he very, very rarely jacks off.
Okay, I was going to say, if he says he never does that's a lie.
Because sometimes I think maybe someone jerks off because it's like, you know, it's apples
and oranges.
Like maybe they want to pretend there with somebody else.
You know what I mean?
He's been with you for so long.
Like, you know, maybe he's jerking off not because of, not because you don't fuck
him, but because maybe he wants to think about something else and he can concentrate more
that way. Don't you think that's why people do it?
I think for some people, I just,
he's just a rare breed, honestly.
What does that mean? He's not horny? He has a low sex drive?
Not as much, you know, like not as much as other
people. I will say that like when we started
you know, expanding things, we definitely had like
a resurgence, I would say, of like where I feel like it did kind of
like activated, you know, a part of him.
But, you know, I definitely think it's like normal, but at the same time,
He's not normal. He doesn't do it that much, like a normal guy.
No. Right. Okay. Yeah. It's like if I lean towards the hornier side, he leans toward the less.
You're the guy in the relationship. Let me ask you as the guy in the relationship. When you do jerk off, are you jerking off to porn? Are you using your spank pink? Are you, you know, what are you using when you are doing that?
I've always been really visual. And that's actually how like going back to the original episode that we had where I was like, hey, I've like always had.
had this threesome because basically every single time i'm not kidding every single time all i would look for
was ffm three some and a very specific visual that i always wanted to see was more of like the guys like
fucking the one girl in doggy and she's eating out the other girl and that was always the visual and
who were you in that scenario you know it was more just about observation and like the visual of it
I wasn't necessarily even like putting myself into that scenario at all.
Okay. Interesting. Okay.
But I loved the visual.
And so I was going to say what type of, that was another question later.
Like what's your favorite type of porn? Is it like threesome porn with a girl?
Yeah, exactly. And what's really interesting, you know, going back to you, talk about like how like you can get wired into things.
And I feel like I'm definitely an example of that, specifically when it comes to this thing, is that I'd never really,
thought of that well a i've never really had very much access to porn and like although i didn't have
shame about jerking off i definitely did about porn i never wanted him to know i was watching porn like
i felt like because again he was so jealous and it was like such a thing like i felt like he was
going to be super upset about that oh interesting yeah so that part was like secret and like naughty
and shameful for me um did he ever cop to the fact that he liked
porn or did he act as if he never watched it himself? He watched it when he was younger, but like,
to my knowledge, he still doesn't. It's not something he's like drawn to. Do you believe him?
I do. Do you think maybe he's into guys and he's like jerking off to gay porn and he just doesn't want
tell you? I mean, he could, but I mean, we've talked about so much. Like, that's the thing. There was a time in
my life when I really doubted all this stuff. But now I feel like we have talked about so much crazy
things. Like, you know, it's his prerogative and I never, I never say never with anyone because we're all
humans and you can always do, you know, so I'm never like, oh, I know for a fact. I just think that's
kind of ignorant to take that position. But I do like 99.9% believe what he says because I don't
think like he really has a reason to hide anything. Yeah, I got it. I'm just going to tell you a quick story.
Yeah, I get it. I'm just going to tell a quick story that we'll get back to you. I was on stating this guy.
And, you know, whenever I look at him, he was like my favorite boyfriend, too.
He would have, like, really tiny little black pupils.
And I'd be like, oh, it's so cute that your pupils are so tiny.
You know what I mean?
And I never understood why.
And I just thought that his pupils were tiny.
And he do like, he was like, all these weird things about him.
And I thought he was like, fucking lying about something.
And I really was like, definitely like, there's something not right here.
He's lying to me about something.
Now, me and this guy partied, like, fucking hard.
He did every drug in front of me.
I wasn't a big into all the drugs he was doing.
We don't do coke with him.
We drank.
We did so much shit together.
So, you know, when I'm thinking he's lying to me, I'm thinking he must be like,
yeah, like there's got to be something because I knew something.
Like he'd tell me he's going to the store and he'd make a left instead of a right.
Like there was all these little things that were like, something's not right here.
He's lying to me about something.
Yeah, just off.
Yeah.
And it turned out he was.
And I was thinking all these things and it drove me crazy.
But at the end of the day, what he was doing was he was snorting heroin.
And I didn't know.
And I thought like you, like I never once thought it would be.
like a drug because I was a fucking party girl Central out every night of the week in New York City,
okay?
I would have never been like, what the fuck.
So I would never have thought he was lying to me about drugs because I was so open with him
and he was so open with me and did everything.
But yet he was lying to me about drugs.
So I'm just, you know, that's that one percent.
You know what I'm saying?
So let's get back to your story.
And I will say, I do just think that in human relationships, you always have to keep in mind.
You can really think you know, you know, whatever.
But it's like you've got it.
Because otherwise you find out the hard way and your shit is rocked.
So always remember.
There's always something.
Yeah, I didn't find out to like, I never found out to like five years later I wound up.
And then it all made sense.
Okay.
Do you ever, it's the last one about like married stuff.
But like, do you ever think about other people when you're fucking your husband?
Other people or other scenarios?
Like, or are you always thinking of him?
I'm sure that I have.
But I feel like I'm very present when it comes to.
most things in life, but especially he sucks.
So I'm usually pretty just in the moment, you know, just experiencing what I am with him.
I'm not like escaping to a different scenario or even, you know, getting off.
But there have been times.
But like that was more when we were participating in it together, when we were like verbalizing what we were imagining.
You know what I mean?
Like it was more of a active.
But you never think of like those kinds of things solo when you're with him only.
Because I would, I don't know how you would be turned on by the same person forever without like using your imagination sometimes.
What's my problem? This is why I never got married because I would be thinking about other people after so many years. I don't know. I think it's like, how could you just think of him this whole time every time you fuck him?
I don't know. I mean, it's just, I think if you're thinking about what you're doing. Well,
you know, the thing, but I feel like so many people do do that and it's very normal. You know,
I think maybe to some extent I wonder if because I never experienced variety before him,
it's not like something I would feel like I was missing or, you know, so it's like when I think
of sex, you know, for so long, I just think of him. So it's like, to me, the two go hand in hand. I don't
really need to like make it more thrilling, you know, and I think that's just like,
indicative of a really good connection too, though.
Yeah, totally. Yeah.
That, you know, for me personally, it was never about adding anything to it.
I've always been very content.
Right.
Like, he shows up, you're horny, you're horny for him, you start to go down and every time he
just does it for you.
Like, you don't need anything more.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Okay.
I wonder, who's the weird one in this situation?
Me or her like, I think something's wrong with me.
I'm the one that's ever been married.
So it's probably like something's wrong with me.
And that, you know, I was smart to it.
It's like, know thyself is my favorite saying.
That's why I never got married.
Okay.
What is, um, what's, this is a question.
Guys listening to this, you should never, ever in your whole life ask a girl this question.
But I'm a girl.
So I'm going to ask her this fucking question.
But never should this question be asked to any girl on the planet ever.
I'm anticipating.
What's your body count?
Oh.
You're never supposed to ask somebody that.
But that's the question.
Maybe it's not as good as you thought it was going to be.
But I really want to recommend nobody ever ask a girl or fucking body count.
But I'm just wondering, what is your body count?
No, it is good because I never had any clue where you were going with that.
But I do have to think about it.
Because, weirdly enough, I've never kept a tally.
But before I was married, there was no one.
So for a very long time.
How old were you when you got married again?
Young, right?
I was, yeah, extremely young.
Yeah.
Like, just barely legally able to get married young.
Right.
And so yeah, so for, you know, whatever until 20, end of 20, 22, it was one.
Wow.
Okay.
Right.
So you have a, okay.
And then the only reason why you have more than one is because you and your partner
went and fucked other guys sometimes.
Exactly.
So then, so now I have to think about, are we counting?
Okay.
Well, you better, you better answer this good, because if your husband's list,
We'll know if you're cheating.
Oh my God, that's so funny.
I'm just processing because like genuinely no one's ever asked me this exact question.
So like, you want me help you?
I know your whole life story.
I could probably know your body count better than you.
We obviously do count like girls and guys.
Oh, you know what?
I've never counted girls in my body count.
But that's what I'm saying.
I've never thought about this.
Yeah, I mean too.
Let's do separate.
Let's do how many girls, how many guys.
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Okay, well, easy because it's only one girl.
Okay.
And then, okay, so we have the guy that we snuck back to our house.
We have the two guys in Vegas.
Yeah.
We have the guy that was after the solo night.
Yeah, the main guy, though.
That was a long time that you liked, right?
Kind of.
No, no, that was one of the ones in Vegas.
Oh, that was the one-off, right.
And then there was the one-off.
But it was the random guy.
after I had my solo experience.
So it was like in the same night, we...
Yeah, that was good.
I do have that question.
How many guys is the most guys you've banged in one day?
Yeah.
Can you count that too?
Three?
So three.
Including your husband or not including your husband?
Yes, both times including.
So two different times, three guys in one night.
Yeah.
And what's interesting about you, and this is only on my show, do you find this?
Is that your body count increased after you were married.
And I'm not a cheater.
That's a very unique sentence.
Yeah, only on my show is that the case.
And yes, since you've only been with one guy, I was going to ask you if you've ever cheated,
but you never have and your husband never has.
So that's not a good question.
Now, I did, listen, you have the hottest, like, girl-on-girl experience ever, right?
I was going to say, like, had you ever hooked up with a girl?
Did you ever hook up with girls before that girl, or was that the first time?
No.
No, no, that was the first time.
Oh my gosh, and Kathy, I didn't actually tell the story of how I got wired into liking that kind of porn.
I will tell you really quickly.
Yeah.
That there was a time when one of our friends had a relationship that was super toxic, but at the same time seemed to like liberate him sexually.
And he was always just like super charged during this time.
And he would talk about how like even like with her, like he felt like his dick was bigger.
And I was like, wait, whoa, that's crazy.
like I've never even heard of that.
And but then they ended up breaking up because she was kind of crazy and toxic.
And I think if I remember correctly, it was like a cheating scenario.
And in the cheating scenario, it was that she was cheating with a guy and a girl.
And it was very specific.
Like they mentioned that position.
And so that's what put that in my head.
I was like, wait, it was the first time I'd ever really even like thought about the logistics of a girl on girl threesome.
Because I was still, I was so young at that.
that time and just I wasn't, I was happy if I saw like a porn that was just like missionary at that time.
Right.
So it put the thought in my head of like, wait, what is that visual? And then I like, you know,
figure out my way to like find it somehow. And then after that was when I was just obsessed and
like that was just what did it for me. And I didn't. And you didn't. And that night that you
hooked up with a stripper. If people want to listen to that episode, I'll put that episode
next to the word stripper in the description. Like if that up, that night that it happened, like
did you know you were going to hook up with a girl that night and you wanted to? Is it on your bucket
list? No. It was not something, even though it was kind of like something you'd watch every now and then,
you didn't realize you were wanting to be with a girl until it happened. Well, the thing was
that this was how I originated the conversations with Trey was that I was sitting there like,
okay, this is actually kind of stupid. I've had this like fantasy and I think this is so hot for so long.
It's obviously not going away. And in my head, I can never experience.
this because I wouldn't want to actually experience this thing that I think is so hot because
I wouldn't want to share my partner. So that's what I started working through kind of on my own,
got to the point where I actually wanted to tell him about it. And then that's what was the,
you know, ball that started everything rolling. So I did know that it was something I was super
into. But for me, all the experiences that we've had, I've never like set out
to have an experience.
I've just set out to be open to things
and express what I'm open to
and then if those things come along my path
that's what is so exciting to me
like not seeking it out
not making things happen
or having an intention of like
tonight let's do this
although there have been moments where it has been like that
but those are not the experiences that I like prefer
yeah and I'm not gonna we're gonna move on
but because we'll have to listen to the story
we already got it but like the stripper
story sounds like it wasn't even like on her list of things to do either. It was very organic and
something happened really because of a super instant connection that went down. It's a very hot story
so people should go listen to it. So hot. And I'm still friends with her to this day,
which I love. Interesting. Yeah, remember that. Okay, when it comes down to being pounded,
okay, I ask everyone this question. When it comes down to being pounded, okay, and I'm talking about
at the end. You're going to end with this. This is how you're going to get your orgasm,
pretend you're one and done. This is like you're going to be finished after this. How long do you
want to be pounded for? I am always down to be pounded pretty much for any length of time that
you love being pounded. I love it all. I can take it and I like it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,
do you like do you want to be pounded for like, but give me, I mean, I need. I
need the exact time frame.
Like, I mean, if it's hours, like, fine.
No, no, no.
You cannot be pounded for an hour.
This, I'm talking about, he is on top of you with his dick inside of you moving in and
out.
I don't think anyone on the planet has ever fucked someone for one hour straight without
coming out.
I'm talking about without stopping you are being pounded, okay?
How long?
How many minutes?
There's no hours in this answer.
Okay, come on.
Be realistic.
Think about the actual minutes of how long you want your guy to be in what the next question is going to be what's your favorite position.
Don't answer it yet.
But like how long in whatever position you're in do you want him to fucking pound you for the.
Okay.
I'm telling you my answer stands.
I've never tapped out.
I've never topped out and I've had some incredibly long arduous sessions.
One hour of your husband banging you the whole time.
without stopping?
I don't forget I've had other experiences too.
Yeah, but I mean,
your husband sitting there for one.
I think you don't have time like in your head proper.
An hour is a very long time for someone to be doing that kind of a workout.
I don't,
I'm sorry.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Like not,
there's no oral sex happening here.
It's not the whole night.
It's just the pounding.
Yeah.
No, straight.
I'm just say,
I will just say I have been in.
scenarios recently where I've, maybe before I wouldn't have known, but I have had these scenarios
where it is very intense for an extremely unhuman amount of time. Like I realize that it sounds
crazy, but I am answering your question. Truthfully and accurately. But I think an unreasonable
amount of time might be 37 minutes, not one hour. One hour you've been fucked? Yes. Okay.
And a story.
Yeah.
Okay.
I've just had,
I mean,
don't forget there's younger guys in the equation.
Okay, let me ask you this.
This is even on my questions,
but now I'm curious.
How many times did you come in an hour?
So that's the first time I'm going to answer you like a less fun question.
I have a really hard time coming from sex.
Like I do,
I do,
but it's not like many,
many times.
Like I would say I'm solidly always,
coming once. I'm also not not coming from the pounding. The pounding is more of like a physical
like test and it's like endurance and you know on both ends. And so it's more just like an activity
if that makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense. But it makes me have a million other questions for you
that were written down. So let's go from there. So if you're pounding for an hour,
will you play with your clit so that you can come from that? Or like how do you prefer to be finished
if you're not coming from sex.
No, so, well, I do come from sex, but just more specifically.
Like, I can come on top pretty regularly.
That's the main way.
And you're not pounding anyone on top for an hour, because that would be all your work.
No.
Okay.
I could probably grind for an hour, but not like on my, my, my soles and my feet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bouncing.
I work out a lot, but I don't work out.
And you're kind of like a spinner. You're a little girl.
Yeah, I'm I'm solid though. It's not easy to throw me around even though I'm short.
Right.
But I have a lot of muscle.
So, yeah, so that would be the main. I actually don't really come from oral. It's very rare.
What? I can't even handle this. I don't know where to fucking go with you because I have a million questions for all of your answers.
What do you mean you don't come from oral?
sex. Is your guy terrible at it or have these other, did you come when the girl went down on
you? Like, nobody? No. What's your problem? I can, I can, but it's just rare. It's just really
rare. I don't know. You know what I genuinely think it is is that I think that I am more likely to
come when I feel connected. And so I think that's where like your heads all the way down there.
Like, yeah, I'm fun. But I don't know if it's like a like an ADHD thing, but it's like sometimes
my mind almost wanders and it's so good and I love it but like like yeah your mind needs to be
yeah your mind needs to be between your life listen I get and this is what I think guys don't understand
about women our brains like we're not like like you know how guys like brains and their dicks are the
same thing like our brains and our pussies are completely separated and to in order to connect them
that's why it takes women so long to like and we need a lot of like four play and stuff because
it takes a long time to forget about what you're thinking about
then get your head and then put it in the right location,
whether it's your pussy,
your ass, your tits,
you know what I mean?
Like you have to send the feelings to the right place.
You know,
the attention, right?
And so you have a hard time sending your attention to between your legs?
I think so.
And also I do think it's a physiological thing
and that for me personally,
what really gets me is more of pressure
and like a rocking,
a rocking sensation.
So that's where,
Yeah, so that's where, and then like the G spot stimulation.
And so like obviously like a dick is always going to feel better than just like hands or whatever.
So between those two things, that's where like being on top, very reliable.
Even like missionary, very close.
But it's like still, it's like I'm pretty much like always going to be like kissing,
connecting at least like looking into the eyes.
Like I just think all that is very important for me.
But at the same time, that's only important to me to come.
And for me, I am one of those people that you think are so strange that, like, to me, like,
humming is not even like the goal.
Yeah, I don't understand that.
Let me ask you this.
This is a good, this is a good, because I don't understand.
This will help me understand it more because let's pretend you're not with a guy.
There's no connection necessary.
You are jerking off five times week because you're actually horny.
When you're doing that, do you jerk off and not come?
No.
So that's the difference though, right?
Because, yeah, because that's just when I'm like, I think to myself, I, I,
want to come or like that's how I'm like that's the point yeah that's the point and it's very efficient
like right but how do you do it interest it's just really quick like physically i want to know this is
these are your choices or one that i don't know you finger yourself you use a toy you rub your clit or
you like rock on something because that's how you wired yourself like what do you do to get yourself
to orgasm quick while you're jerking off if you just want a quickie i
use if it's the quickest of quickies.
If it's just the quickest of quickies, it's just going to be the bullet vibrator.
Okay.
But I need visual stimulation, the perfect visual stimulation.
If I have those things, give me 30 seconds.
Boom, done, move on.
Okay.
If you want to go to town on yourself and really enjoy yourself, yeah.
Yes.
then it's adding a dildo to the bullet.
So then the bullets on.
And that's another way that I can.
It's a very amazing orgasm, but is still harder for me than the other two ways when I'm with a partner.
So I have that experience.
You mean, do the bullet and have them fuck you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, like, that's what's interesting.
It's not like if I just add that, then I'm instantly going to come.
Not necessarily because I think, again, it's just like I do everything.
so specifically that it's like I just like know these specific things but that's what is what is cool
is like when you can step out of that though and the times that it does happen in like not the perfect
scenarios are so over the top like amazing because it's such a surprise um so I'm not like
completely broken but I'm definitely on the trickier side with that let me ask you this do you ever
can you can you get off just by like rubbing your clip no never it barely does anything
Wow. Do you think maybe, let me ask you this, okay.
Do you think, have you always used bullets and vibrators on your clit your whole life?
No, not at all.
No?
Okay.
So maybe you don't have a lot of sensitivity in your clit.
I mean, that would make sense of why you don't get off on oral sex because oral sex is all about the clit.
Right.
Yeah, I do think, I do think it's possible actually that I have a pretty small clip.
Yeah, maybe.
That is one thing that I... Or it's hidden somewhere. It's like, you know, underneath it's like
hooded or something. Yeah. And it is. Yeah. So I do think that like that's where it's like the
pressure is much more than just like singular. And I just also really, really am a person that like I love
to be filled up. Like that is definitely like I need something in there. Like if you're going down
on me and you're not using your hands like bye. Like don't even. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's interesting.
Last question. And then I'm going to move on because I have so many other questions. But like I just want to get to the bottom of
this and I think we're getting to the bottom of it. When you, like, you obviously masturbated when you
when you were younger before you at sex with guys, right? Just hands. Okay. And what did you, what did you like,
because I feel like we all get wired into something, right? Like by accident when I was like really young,
like a pencil wound up on my clit and like moved for two seconds and I had an orgasm. Like,
what the fuck was that? And then I furiously, you know, played with my clit for the rest of my life.
And I'm very like, you know, my clit is like, you just, I prefer to rub it and can totally get
off that way and like it has always been and it was much harder for me to come from sex because
I all of my pleasure for all of those years I was jerking up before I had sex was on top
by my clit. That's where my attention was, you know? So where was your attention and what were you
doing when you were jerking off a lot when you were little? So first it was just like rubbing on
something. Okay like grinding like your teddy bear or something. Like grinding. Yeah. I literally had
this like really big Mickey Mouse. Yeah, there you go. And and his nose was hard.
Yeah. That was great. But see, it was bigger. It was like more stimulating the whole clitoral area
versus just the clit. Yeah. The node of the clit. Yeah. Like that's, you know, the external clit.
Yeah. And then once I learned that something goes inside, I more transitioned to where I'll just
kind of have two fingers inside, like my middle finger and my ring finger. And then with my other hand,
I like push on my like the top of my hand so I create extra pressure and I'm not really like like
going in and out. It's more of just like again like pressure and like like like a pulse almost but like a
slow pulse, nothing like a vibration. But it is just like that pressure and like kind of like a rub or like a
slide back and forth. So. Okay. That's that's the vibe. Let's move on from your clip.
The pre vibe vibe. Let's move on from your clip. Have you ever been, are you very into be, this is like
what you're kind of into. Are you into being spanked? Yes. Are you into spanking? No. Okay. But,
and how hard do you like to be spanked? As hard as I've never tapped out. Oh, okay. Same answer.
Same answer from the founding. Okay. How many fingers, if you're going to be fingered? Two.
Have you ever tried more or less? Yes. Like usually if you're getting rockin, you know, and you need to do a
little bit more than, you know, but for me, too is perfect.
Two.
Okay.
Do you like shower sex?
I like it for the variety of it, but it's not like the most, you know, ideal situation.
Although sometimes you get in a hotel that has a perfect shower and then, so if it's like a perfect shower for sex, then it's great.
But sometimes the logistics.
Yeah.
But isn't there something about hotels that just make you hornyer for everything?
Right?
In general.
Right?
I don't think it's the shower at the hotel.
I think it's just the hotel.
You know what I mean?
Because I'm so horny in hotels for some reason.
I don't know why.
It's like it's like because I think it's because like you're out of your house.
It's like nothing there is reminding you of you so you don't have to like forget.
You're just like it.
I don't know what it is.
But I'm horny and I think everyone feels the same way.
Do you feel that way about hotels?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
In general.
But that's just I only reference.
Yeah.
I know it's not like the shower making you horny,
but it's like it's more enjoyable when the shower is like actually set up.
You know,
a little spacious,
a little like well-placed shelf or bar.
You know what I mean?
Amira right outside.
Yes, exactly.
Okay.
What part of a body,
like what part of a guy's body do you notice if you're like checking out
guys and they're walking around?
Arms.
Arms.
Interesting.
Like what?
For arms,
shoulders,
the whole arm?
All.
All.
But like,
Definitely always, yeah.
I mean, yeah, just a whole thing.
I could identify individual parts of the arm that I do separately notice, but it's, they're
all just parts of arms.
And would you say that most guys have nice arms?
No.
No, right?
Because, you know what, I'm an ass girl.
And I would say, I'm an ass girl.
I notice guys asking.
I like a nice ass, like a, and not a flat ass.
You know, and I find that like it's very rare that you see, like, I see more badass.
and I see good asses on guys, you know what I mean?
But like every down then you see like a really beefy, nice ass that's like a, you know.
And so like it's same with arms.
Like you don't see that many great arms.
Not really.
Not like I'm like thinking negative things about the arms.
But it's rare that I'm like captivated enough to like notice.
But when I am, it's very often arms.
Right.
Okay.
What are you into water sports?
Would you ever be open to it?
No.
me by my horseverts, right?
Yes, I would pretty much like try anything like once.
I mean, not like in my mouth or anything.
But yeah, I would try anything.
But I don't, I wouldn't seek it out either.
You would try it.
Yeah.
At least once.
Is there anything that your husband has wanted you to try that you've said no?
No.
I'm the one with the ideas around here.
And vice versa.
And vice versa.
I would say yes.
Is there anything that your guys ever asked you to do that you,
have said no to?
No. And vice versa. I'm like, I'm the
ideas person around here, but I had to really think
I'm sure he's said no to things.
He's definitely said no. That you
wanted to try. I mean, I couldn't
honestly tell you an example,
but yeah, I mean, well, also he's like more
hesitant. So even if I did eventually get a yes,
I probably got a no first.
Yeah, I got it. Which you may remember
from my past episodes. Yeah. Are you
into anal or are you three input girl?
I do anal. I wouldn't say that I'm into it. I'm like, I like it once it gets going, but it's a lot to like mentally want to do that. It's actually been quite a long time for me. It's never been like a regular menu. It's been like a special. Yeah, like once a year or something. Do you like it if he just like goes down on that area? You know, like not pounding. You know what I mean? Like orally. Yeah. And will you do that to him? And will you do that to him?
I have.
Okay.
It's for a while, but I have.
Do you swallow?
Yeah.
Do you enjoy it?
I enjoy the, the payoff of it.
It's not like I'm like,
yum.
Some people are.
That's why I ask.
Because I'm like you.
Like I swallow and I like, you know, because I'm in the moment and I want my guy to be
pleasure, right?
But I'm not like, oh my God, give me more that's delicious.
But some girls, by the way, they are.
They fucking love it.
You know what I mean?
That's why I ask.
For me,
I would be way more into it, like, even just being, like, sort of in my mouth, like,
dripping down my face.
I love it on my tits, on my ass.
Like, I do love calm.
I just don't as much, like, love, like, especially if there's a lot.
It's just, you know, it's just like, it's something to, it's an achievement.
It's not a negative, but it's not like you're doing it just for shits and giggles for me.
But, you know, it's more.
And it's, like, a little more satisfying, I think, to, like, see it.
So I do like that, but knowing how intense and, like, powerful.
And I mean, I do love the feeling of like, feeling, you know, someone coming in your mouth is, like, amazing.
So, yeah.
Well, I was going to say one of my next question is if when a guy, when your guy comes, where is if where's the most preferable place?
Inside you, like on your pussy, on your tooth, on your face.
Like, where do you want it if you could have it?
What's the best?
Yeah, so it varies because in my, in my relationship, you know, we, if we're being technical, like how people say like fluid bonded or whatever, like he can come inside of me. So pretty much like if we're having sex, I want to be having sex like up until the last minute that we're not going to be having sex. So he's pretty much always coming inside me. If I blow him, he's pretty much always, you know, coming in my mouth. In your hottest fantasy, where is the come going?
Well, my hottest fantasy is enjoying sex for as long as possible. So if it's sex, it's just coming inside of me.
No, it's where is the, because you said you love calm dripping down your mouth. You know what I mean?
Where is the hottest place if you're like, oh, I want my hottest cum fantasy. Like, where is the come?
Okay. I guess I would be on my face. Okay. Okay, good answer. But I do like it every, I just like to be able to see it.
Like, so that's, that's what I was getting to is that like if coming inside of me is not an option.
then I'm pretty happy with anywhere it goes because I'm also very much like to see it come out to see where it lands, see how much of it there is.
Like it's just a whole different experience.
But, you know, but I do, I do tend to like the like slightly degrading things.
I was going to ask you.
Yeah.
What other degrading things are you into?
Oh, like I could be like slapped or choked, which I don't necessarily think that choking is degrading.
But like maybe if it's in the context of that type of play, it feels that way.
or even like names like I love to be called like a sweat or a bitch like I mean like I've definitely
you know been like that pet type to be like I know you love me but like fuck me like you don't you know
like that type of dynamic I don't want it every time but you know it's definitely like fun to play
with when you're in that like more aggressive feeling mode what is like the one thing now I don't
know if you're guys listening to this or not is he going to be listening to this yeah I'm sure
Because what is like something that your husband like always wants to do?
Like, you know, this is more for guys and girls.
Like, is there something that like your guy is like totally into doing to you that you're like not interested in?
And but he doesn't realize that.
And you've had to tell him.
Like it's kind of like the question is like, is there something that guys do in the bedroom to girls that they're not really that into but guys might think that they are?
Hmm.
I don't think that I've really experienced that personally.
Right.
Nothing that your husband has tried that you're like.
like, you know, like kind of like, listen, I think like for a guy, it would be like maybe like a girl thinks like sucking his nipples would be hot and he's like got. Right.
And he's like, anything that a guy does, you know, that a girl's like, eh, not that hot, you know what I mean?
I don't think so. I mean, I definitely think there's certain things that like I kind of like entertain because I like that they're so into it, you know, but I'm, I wouldn't say that I'm not enjoying it because I am, but it's just on a different level. But, you know, like, like sometimes if there's a lot of like really.
intense like nipple action that can like get a little tedious for me or if it's like even on the
tiny that is one thing actually that's coming to mind as we're saying it the one thing that i do not
like is if my nipples ever get hurt in any sort of way like i don't want that it doesn't feel
good to me there's no part of it i don't care how great of a time he's having or how great of a time
i want having there is a lot of sensitivity there so as much as i loved like suck kiss you know
aggressive sucking even but if you like bite and it's hard and it hurts and I have to say
ow like I am so out of the moment for a little while you know so like that'll really throw me
I don't know what it is but um well it's a sensitivity I think you know what I mean for real I think
it actually hurts like you said and some people are into it and you do like a little pain like
you said you like to be thanked and stuff but you like a specific type of pain not I think it is
more like how you've been talking about like the dull study pain yeah that's much easier than like
stingy. And I mean, it does, especially like aggressive spanking does eventually get to the stingy
pain, but it's like different because you're almost like so overstimulated by then. You're not even
thinking of it that way. But when it's like sharp or sudden, unexpected sharp pain, that's what I
think I really don't. Yeah. And guys will sometimes try it because how do they know if you're into it,
right? In the moment, they'll try and you're like, ow, fucking stop that. What's your favorite sex toy?
Then I have some fuck Mary kills for you.
Okay, just my, I would definitely say the bullet, like that's a standby.
Everything else I have I could live without, but that's the one.
And it's so convenient if you want to just put it in a pocket.
Say that again?
How do you last with a bullet?
Like, how can you like go and, like, well, if you're being pounded or you're not using
the bullet, but like, how do you like, to me, if I put a bullet on my clit, like I would
get off in like two minutes.
Like, how can you last a long time with a bullet?
Or do you not like, do you not use it until like you want to come?
Like how do you work it?
Because I don't really ever use a bullet.
When I'm alone, the object is not to last.
So that's what I like about it.
Yeah.
But it's pretty rare that I integrate it into sex.
And I have actually a harder time coming with the bullet and a partner than I do on my own.
Right.
So I think it's maybe I kind of need like a very specific stroke going on that's like a
achievable with the dildo that I'm controlling, but not as much when it's like a real human.
Do you and your husband use sex toys?
Yeah.
Like, I mean, it's not a focus, but every once in a while, yeah, I will just like grab my
bullet and, you know, I really like it.
It doesn't make me come, but I do really like the sensation of it, especially if I'm like
in doggy and using it.
Yeah.
I forgot to ask you what's your favorite position.
I mean, I know you like to be pounded and filled up.
Is the top your favorite position because?
No.
No.
It is probably missionary because just in general, like, and there's so much variety even within
that.
But just like the face to face, you know, but I'm a little more, like I said, yes, like on top
will consistently make me come, but that's not necessarily like the goal of sex for me
is more of like the connection, the experience and it's just like fun, you know, and feels good.
but it's not like if anything that's the thing is like I like what like drags it out or you know prolongs
the experience so um that's why I do just feel like missionary is just like very connected but you know
it could be more dental it could be pounding it could be you know there's like still kind of a lot
of variety even with that yeah I don't feel bad about saying that because like I like like hot things
and I'm not very vanilla when it comes to stuff like I'm like super great and I actually like missionary too
and think it's like super hot.
Because I kind of like to be smothered and like overpowered.
You know what I mean?
And like that feeling of like the weight on you.
Yeah.
Plus kissing is very sent like hot.
Right?
Like and you could do that.
Right.
Don't you think so I don't think that it's like a boring answer if you ask me.
I know.
I feel the same way about you like about missionary than you do.
It sounds lame.
Right.
You think it's like the boring.
We all know though that you do know like does your guy like always try to fuck you
from behind?
First of all you have a great ass.
So I'm sure he does want to fuck you from you from.
behind. You know, I feel like it's something that I'm more the one to typically initiate.
He's not as much. Yeah, I kind of take the lead, I would say, a little bit more. And he's never like, oh, turn around.
Oh, really? No, not so much. But you like it. You like to be fucked from behind? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, love it.
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guy, I mean, I can only do it if a guy's not
that long or that big. Like, I don't want to be
fucked from behind. Like, to me,
I always used to make jokes and like, because
I fucked a lot of guys and, you know, opposite
you, I wasn't in a long-term relationship.
So I would always be like, if I told you to fuck
me from behind, you know that you weren't, like,
you were smaller size, you know, because
that would, I would need it to, I would feel it more
there. But I had a lot of big dicks. And so
like, what big dick, I didn't want it from behind
really, because I don't, you know, do you like
a cervical orgasm? Do you mind to be pounded like really hard and hit your cervix inside? Because
people like that. Well, it's not giving me an orgasm, but I do like it. You like it. I do like, again,
like I definitely just like things that are a challenge. So like, I'm not going to push myself to a
point where I'm like genuinely in pain like about to cry or like feel unwell the next day or something.
I mean, for one day is fine. So let's say I don't want to feel unwell for two days after the session. But like,
you know, if it's really intense to the point of like, I almost feel like I can't take this,
like that is one of like the most erotic things to me. But like there's also, I mean, I will have
my boundaries and, you know, my limits and just like, okay, back off for a second. Like you gotta like
fuck me with half of your dick for a minute. Okay. But, you know, but yeah, I definitely can
can take, you know, even that kind of pounding for quite some time. I had to build up to it a bit.
But yeah. These are just random, dumb, nothing to do with sex questions that a single person has
for marry people.
Like, do you, like, care, like, do you have very separate bathrooms or is, like, bathroom stuff,
like, just out in the open between the two of you?
I mean, not to a disgusting level, but definitely to, like, a comfortable level.
Like, it's not, like, a big, you know, taboo.
But I do think, like, what I think that you can do to keep the romance alive, regardless
of your living situation, if you have separate bathrooms or whatever, like a lot of privacy
or not is more just like just to be intentional to not like get comfortable with being like okay with
being gross in front of each other like I think but you can't help it I mean you're living with the
person it's all natural stuff right yeah yes and so like that's a thing if naturally things like that
happened but like you know there's someone who are so just like open with like farting or just being
gross or like announcing what they're going to go do your husband in the bathroom no and I don't like that
like I don't think that's hot like I think it's very difficult you know and I and yes I get it because
there is a cool level of comfort that comes with like being so close with another person that that's not a big deal. But like for the sake of romance and like keeping a spark alive, I do think couples are a little remiss to like get too comfortable with that kind of stuff. So like where I get it, I don't think it's necessarily like the best for your sexual connection to be just like rip an ass and stuff of each other. I don't know. I was going to, it was going to be a deal breaker. Let's do some fuck Mary kills. I'm like. I was going to. It was going to be a deal breaker. Let's do some fuck Mary kills.
I'll answer them too.
Okay.
This is what I have them in different categories.
Like I have a fuck marry kill rich guy edition.
I have a fuck marry kill actors and fuck marry kill musicians and fuck marry kill athletes.
You want to do all of them?
Let's just do them real quick.
Yeah.
Okay.
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Okay.
Okay.
Elon Musk.
Fuck.
Listen.
Elon Musk.
Jeff Bezos.
Mark Zucker.
Fuck.
You got to fuck one.
Mary one.
Kill one.
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think I would
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Elon
and do you want
explanations or will it take too long
if we do that?
You can give an explanation.
Why not?
If we could run out, I'll leave, you know,
we run out, we'll leave some
we won't do it. But go on.
Okay. Okay. So I would go with Elon
and I'll just explain once I say all three.
Elon, fuck.
Mary, Mark Zuckerberg
kill
Jeff Bezos. Okay.
I'm going to kill Jeff
Bezos because I just don't think I could look at that face long enough to fuck or marry.
I'm going to say marry Mark Zuckerberg just because out of the three, I feel like probably the most normal.
Like I could like get on board, you know, most things.
Yeah.
And then so then by default, I'm going to fuck Elon, which could be fine.
Maybe I'll get to hear a story about grimes or two.
Interesting. I don't know if I'm going to get mine is a completely opposite of yours.
Okay, let's hear it.
I would fuck Elon. No, no, no, no. I would fuck. No, I think I would fuck Jeff. No, yeah, I have it as fuck Elon Musk, marry Jeff Bezos and kill Mark Zuckerberg.
Mark Zuckerberg's too young and nerdy for me. It's not my type. Okay. I think I would maybe marry. I wonder, I'm trying to me, the only person I'm going to marry, by the way, is someone.
one that is interesting to talk to. Do you understand? That is like the number one thing on my list
as far as who I'm going to fucking marry. Like you have to be interesting. I cannot be the most,
I'm very interesting by the way to anybody. Okay. But like I can't be the most interesting person in the
relationship. I cannot be the fucking monkey in the show. I need an equal partner interesting. So I think
to myself, who's more interesting? And I have Jeff Bezos in there as I would marry and I would
fuck Elon because I think Elon might be a little bit too interesting that he's almost like off on another fucking planet.
You know what I mean?
So I would marry Jeff Bezos because I think he'd be the most interesting to talk to.
And I'd fuck Elon Musk because he's like a big dude.
I get it.
Big and tall.
Okay.
Fuck Mary, Kill actors.
Jason Momoa, The Rock, Ryan Reynolds.
Oh, I don't like any of these guys.
You got to fuck one, marry one and kill one.
I will.
I will.
Are they too old for you?
Do you have someone to do like your age range edition that you'd rather do?
Because maybe these guys are too old.
No, I think let's still answer this.
They're not too old.
I would kill, who was the third one?
Jason Mamoa, The Rock, Ryan Reynolds.
Ryan Reynolds.
He's just too similar to like so many other like actors.
Like there's just so many that are like all interchangeable to me.
So he's just like irrelevant to me.
So I'm going to kill him.
I think I'll fuck Jason Momoa and marry The Rock.
The Rock seems pretty cool.
So, like, I could see myself hanging out with him.
And then I feel like it's like, duh.
Like, I don't think Jason Mamo is the hottest guy in the world.
But to me, I'd fuck him in two seconds.
But I don't know that I marry him.
I see that he still, he still is like very young at heart and does things that I'd be so boring to him.
He would not want to marry me, so I wouldn't marry him because he's like, you know, he's more fun than I am.
So I'd fuck it. Mine are exactly the same as yours.
Okay, this is, these musicians, okay, are old.
But I want to, I want to know, these are two questions, okay?
Would you fuck them?
Like, it's fuck them now and fuck them back then, okay?
Because they look drastically different now, okay?
Sure.
Okay.
Let's do fuck Mary Kill now.
Tommy Lee, Axel Rose, Bon Jovi.
And I'm talking they're old now.
Like what they look like, old.
Fuck Mary Kill.
Tommy Lee, Axel Rose.
Bon Jovi.
Okay.
Do you know who these people are?
I do know who they are.
Do you know what they look like?
Okay.
Do you want to Google them real quick?
So I'll put you on pause.
I may need one.
I may need one, but I think I know enough to still answer without needing to do that.
Yeah.
So I would marry John Bon Jovi because I think I just respect him the most.
And I just like him the most of those three.
So I feel like that's who you should always choose to marry.
And then fuck Tommy Lee, because doesn't he have a big dick?
Yes.
Okay.
And so then by that nature, then I'm killing Axel Rose, who I haven't seen him in a minute,
but I can't imagine it's great.
He looks horrendous.
Okay.
In their day, fuck Mary Kill.
Probably the same, honestly.
Really?
I think it's smart.
I think that that makes sense.
Because Axle Rose in the day was way fucking hot and the way that he moved.
in his voice.
Like to me, he was hot.
I remember the, like,
to me, it's like probably how people felt about Elvis when they were younger.
Like, he was in my generation.
I was like, just at that age and remember MTV video when I first saw him singing,
Welcome to the Jungle and slithering.
I was like, what the fuck is that?
I can remember exactly where he was.
He was hot as shit.
But he used to, like, beat the shit out of girls.
He was like such a douchebag that mine would be the same as you.
Bon Jovi was hot, so hot back then.
And also like a relationship guy.
so you really want to marry him.
You want to fuck Tommy Lee
because he had that big dick
and Axel, you fucking kill him.
Last one is athletes.
Travis Kelsey, Tom Brady, David Beckham.
Those are hard ones, I think, to pick.
Do you know who they are?
This is last.
Yes, it's going to be married David Beckham
because, duh.
Fuck.
Oh, shoot.
I'm blinking on the second person you said.
Tom Brady.
Tom Brady, Travis Kelsey.
Travis Kelsey is the one that just married.
What's her name?
Oh, fuck.
Tom Brady is Tom Brady.
Yeah, I'll fuck Tom Brady and then kill Travis.
Yeah, I feel the same way.
Yeah, I feel the same way.
I don't know.
No, I think I killed Tom Brady.
For some reason, I don't think Tom Brady is as hot as everyone thinks he is.
I don't think he's hot, but I just think, I feel like he had to ever had some sort of game if he was with, you know, Giselle for so long.
So give it a night, give it a night to find out.
All right.
All right.
Right. Those are my, I don't know why I like fuck Mary Kill so much. Maybe other people don't. Those are my last
questions for you. Maybe I need to do them younger versions like I'm. That would be funny. But no, but I almost like it when it's like, oh, like I don't, you know, like you have to think about it a little bit more than sometimes they're like very obvious and pedantic. And it's like, okay, obviously everybody's going to choose these three things. So I like having to think about it. Yeah. I think the, the best one I think and the funest one was the rich guy one. Elon, Jeff and Mark, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's a tough one. All right. Lucy. And it's funny.
Because I don't care about money at all.
So there's not one of them that I would like,
oh, I would like to be with them like for their money.
Like I couldn't care less.
But it's just like the vibe of them.
You know what I mean?
Which is interesting.
Because people that successful to me are so specific and so different
than regular people that to me that's what makes it interesting.
It's not so much the money.
It's that they're like not the norm.
You know what I mean?
So it makes them like very different from everyone else
as well as very different from each other.
And that to me is what's interesting.
about it and why you could, you know, you got to think about it. But anyway, Lucy, this was fun.
You'll do a confessions episode in the future again since you're so down. Thanks for doing this
Q&A. You know, it'll be up on a Sunday. There's no shoutouts to give. You used to be all over
my Discord. You don't. But will you send me a hot pick for my Patreon for this episode?
Of course. Okay. Awesome. So at least I could do. Okay. Awesome. So send me a hot pick.
So everyone wants to see Lucy. Okay. She's hot. So you could put a body to the
this episode. You won't see her face. Everything on Patreon is, you know, private. And you don't go on my
discord anymore, but, you know, so that's the shoot. You won't be there. But you get out, you're already
there if you want access to it. You could go in there. But anyway, thanks so much for doing this.
This was super fun. Yes, it was so fun. All right. Good. Bye.
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