Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1556 - Sex Tapes, Threesomes, Body Count, Scissoring & More Q&A w/Kathy & Luci
Episode Date: August 16, 2026Luci called in to ask Kathy a bunch of fun sex and relationship questions. Tune in to hear Kathy discuss whether she'd rather have a threesome with an extra man or woman, her bra size and favorite lin...gerie, whether she's ever made a sex tape and why she's so into watching herself, the kind of guys she's attracted to and what she needs in a partner, whether she's ever hooked up with one of her girlfriends and why being with women wasn't as good as she thought it would be, whether she can tell if a guy will be good in bed, the guy she had zero sexual attraction to until one kiss changed everything, her body count and why it would have been way lower if she hadn't been drinking, her favorite body parts on a guy and perfect dick size, whether she'd choose bad sex or bad communication and chemistry or compatibility, spanking vs. blindfolding, bondage vs. dirty talk, no sex for a year vs. sex twice a day, non-monogamy vs. polyamory, plus Luci fires off a bunch of quick Pick One and Yes or No questions and they play hilarious Fuck, Marry, Kill games featuring sexperts, musicians and different types of guys plus a whole lot more. GET A COPY OF THE STRICTLY ANONYMOUS BOOK! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY HERE: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd or Pre-order audiobook version here To see HOT pics LUCI plus my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show." Want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com — Buy 2 months of Bluechew GOLD and get the third month FREE! Use code: STRICTLYANON https://beduc.at/pd2630-anonymous Click here to take the quiz and get your personalized SUMMER roadmap to sexual happiness https://LoadBoost.com- To get 10% off LOAD BOOST by VB Health, use code: STRICTLY Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ X https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else: https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy.
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Okay, today is a Sunday and I don't go through my whole intro.
I get right to the point.
Today's another Q&A, and this time it's with Lucy, and she's interviewing me.
She's got the Q&As.
She's got the Q&As.
No, she's got the Q's.
I've got the A's.
She came up with mostly all of the questions, and then she sent them to me, and I'm like,
I need to see them before.
I'm such a micromanager.
And then I, like, added in some.
I switched them around a little bit.
But most of these questions were questions she went to ask me.
And they're, like, super interesting and fun.
We talk about all kinds of different things, a lot of sex questions.
We start off with questions like what kind of three-sum I would want with a man or a woman.
You know, have I ever made a sex tape?
What's my body count?
My favorite dick size?
you know, do we do a bunch of would you rather sex questions that are super fun. And they were hard. Some of
them were hard, like no sex for a year or twice sex, twice a day for a year, no masturbation or no
oral. I mean, some of these were very hard things to answer. Then she had some pick one questions all
about sex. They're kind of funny. Some quick yes or no. And then she had some regular questions,
like, you know, like what's my fashion style? She doesn't know my bra size at one time. What's my ideal first date?
stuff like that. And then we do some fuck merry kills. I've been adding some fuck Mary kills in my
in case you miss it episodes as well as in my Sunday Q&A's. I've been doing a fuck Mary kill with everyone.
And she came up with some good ones because she did them like instead of asking like specific people,
she did one with sex experts, okay, which is so fucking funny. The people that she put in my in my,
in my fuck Mary kill is so funny. I answered one recently with sex podcast hosts. It was WIO,
aka Luna, Layla and Venus.
Fuck Mary Kill.
I answered that on my most recent
Fuck Mary Kill or two weeks ago,
but she did sex experts one
and the people in it is so fucking funny.
And then she did like an athlete,
a finance person, a musician.
Like she asked stuff like that
or more like the type of guy questions.
I love fuck Mary Kill's.
I think it's like really funny.
Those are at the end.
The whole Q&A is fun.
I love my Q&A's that I've been having
with all these different people.
they're always like fun and interesting
and I think for girls that are listening
you can play along for guys that are listening
you can learn a lot about girls I think by listening
to two girls rap that's what's going on here
me and Lucy rapping about all kinds of sex stuff
and you get a lot of stories so anyway
I'm going to get right tuned to me right back on with Lucy
This is the strictly anonymous podcast
Strictly anonymous podcast
Oh hey Lucy welcome back to the strictly anonymous podcast
How are you today?
I'm amazing.
How are you?
Good.
When you wanted to come on and do a Q&A last time, you really wanted to argue with me because
you thought it was really funny when I argued with Adam.
You're like, let's do one where we like argue.
I was like, well, we are going to argue for two seconds because you do want to come clean
on your dumb answer for your last time you came on as a Q&A.
You literally said you like to get pounded for one hour straight.
And then you were like saying two hours sometimes.
And then you were like going on and on.
And you need to.
And I've been talking about you on all my Q&As ever since because I'm like,
what girl wants to be fucking pounded for two hours?
Nobody.
And nobody agrees with you.
And now you want to come clean.
So maybe it's not going to be an argument unless you don't really come clean.
Well, once we connected the dots that your stipulation was no changing of positions, I had to
concede because, yeah, obviously that would get really, really boring to just stay in one
position. So yes, now that I understand the question, I was wrong.
So, but what is your answer?
Okay. So if we're staying in one position, nothing else, I would still say probably like
in 20, 30 minutes in one position. Yeah, this is why I said we were going to argue because
you don't know what 30 minutes is. Okay, I want you to put on a timer the next guy.
I'm going to have to. No, I want you to, okay?
Someone's pounding you.
You don't know what 30 minutes is.
Wait until, by the way, because I have been so blown away by your answer,
you did say, like I'm talking about you on every episode.
And I am.
And Susan Bratton's episode, we talk about that answer too, again, because she talks about
pounding and why does women think that everyone, guys think women want to be pounded for 30
minutes?
How funny tests.
30 minutes is a long time.
Just put on, do me a favor.
We won't argue because that's like two, two tens for our podcast episode.
We haven't even started it.
We're going to do a fun Q&A here.
don't worry about it.
But I want you to put on a timer next time.
Okay, 30 minutes is a long fucking time
when you're just sitting there pounding, okay?
So do that next time, okay?
Do the pounding and put on that timer, okay?
I think that you have this skewed time.
Anyway, but we're going to do a Q&A
where you ask me questions, right?
And we have a mix of questions,
some regular questions, some like choose one,
some would you rather, some yes or noes.
You did a funny, you set up a funny,
Fuck Mary Kill.
I did a funny one recently.
I've been doing these in case you missed it episodes where I do fuck Mary kills on there and
they're really fucking funny.
I did one with some old co-hosts.
In the last episode on my in case you missed it episode, I did one with a female podcasters.
It was like Luna, Leila and Venus.
But you have one with sex spurts.
It's really funny.
So we're going to do that fuck Mary kill at the end of an couple.
And you had some basic questions too.
So let's do it.
It rifle off your questions for me.
Okay.
So, would you rather have a threesome with an extra man or an extra woman?
That's kind of a good question because, you know, I've only had threesomes with a woman in my life.
I've never had a threesome with a man.
And I used to always say I'd never have a threesome with a man, but it was always like a big fantasy of mine.
Like I like to role play it.
I like to think about it and, you know, my fantasy and when I like jerked off.
And you know what I mean?
That would like be a thing.
And now that I actually would do it in real life, that would be my pick.
Because I've kind of been there, done that, a three sum with a girl.
I do the two guys for sure.
Yeah.
Been there, done that.
Yeah.
Try something new.
Okay.
I love that.
Okay.
We're going different direction.
What is your bra size?
I know you always talk about your awesome natural.
and those who have seen your little videos that just show from like the collarbone down can attest you
have a gorgeous figure. So what is your bra size? You know, I don't even, I'm like trying to think.
I think it's 36D at this point, 36D, I think. Or, you know, and let me just tell you something about bra size
because people would always want to, because I'm like very thin and narrow, like, you know,
and people would always be like, oh, you're 32 C.
And I'd be like, no, I'm 36 C.
And they'd be like, that's so wrong.
Like, you're so thin.
Like, you know what I mean?
But 34 or 32, the ones that, like, they push my boobs in too much.
My boobs, like, there's a lot of space in between them in the middle.
So they, most of my boob is on the side.
So I like a wider bra.
So I personally believe in going bigger around the thing.
so that's why I'm 36 and it's a C or a D and I have my favorite bra is like the
Natory the new one.
The Natory T-shirt bra was always my favorite and people would always give me compliments on it
and now they have one without what is that called?
You know the wires, that bra.
Oh yeah, yeah.
It's like $6.8.
It's like perfect.
It comes in like a couple different colors and it's like the best bra ever created ever.
It's the only one I wear.
It's a notory t-shirt bra without, yeah, it's great.
I recommend it to anyone.
And I know when I recommend somebody, everybody should get something, everyone should get it.
Trust me.
Yes.
Okay.
I love that.
Wait, I'm going.
I'm going a little bit.
Wait, what's your size?
Oh, I have tiny boobs.
It's like, it's hard to even, like, get a really good fit, honestly.
Like, but I'm with you and that, like, I do tend to like, like, a larger, like, rib.
So I'll do, like, a 34B, but I don't really fill it up.
But it's, like, the best, like, the closest I can get to.
Right.
a good fit.
All right, go rogue.
You said you were going to go rogue.
Yeah, I wanted to go rogue because I'm curious what you think about the Skim's nipple bra.
Oh, why?
What does it do?
It gives you nips?
I don't know anything about it.
It literally looks, oh my gosh, I'm surprised.
It literally is a bra that has like a built-in like THO.
So you look like, you have a THO.
What's a THO?
Titty hard on, like you have hard knipples.
I don't have that term.
I have a son, not a tithe-haw.
daughter so I don't know. Wait a second. I never heard anyone say it in a long time. Oh, it's an old
person. It's an old thing. Yeah, I was like we would say it in high school, like in the 2000s.
Yeah, I never heard that. No, I don't know. And I, you know, I don't think you always, like,
you know, I don't think that you want your nips to always be showing. No, it's the funniest thing.
Yeah, yeah. But I think that they do stuff to get pressed, you know. I think that's like a rage bait bra.
Yeah, they're really smart. The Kardashians. I think everything they do is to make a buck and they make a
of bucks. And they do. Yeah. Okay. Well, on that kind of similar line of questioning,
do you have a go-to color or style of lingerie that you prefer? I definitely like, I like, I love a hot
pink. I like a, like pastel purple, like stuff that that's the kind of stuff like that looks
good on my skin tone. You know what I like what looks good on my skin tone, but I'll always also
love black. And sometimes I like white. I love white looks really good on me. So those are the kind of basics. But like the
real girly things, it's like very bright pink, like a hot pink, you know, or purple is like really good. So and I think it's like,
you know, you got to go with the color of your skin, you know? So I like that. And so like if I'm not going to go
basic, I'm going to go hot pink or purple, which I like. What do you like? And I especially love.
Yeah. No, I love that too for like nudes especially. I feel like to have like,
a black or to have something that's like a color that's really going to stand out is always so hot.
Yeah. And the style, I love like the little dresses that are like, you know, they're made out of
like fishnets. Do you know what I mean? Like stuff like that. I like those little. And you could get them on
Amazon and they're like, it's like you could go on a field day there. So cheap. They're so slutty.
Right? Because I grew up with Barbie and I'm sorry, Barbie like wore slutty clothes and I love Barbie clothes.
mean and that's like what shippers wear and I always liked the slutty look so I love those okay and
now have you ever made a sex take of course I'm but listen I'm very I'm very visual I'm very visual like recently
recently I bought a little cam thing like you know another but it was like for kids you know I'm like
why did I throw my son's nest away I could have fucking used it you know what I mean because I was like oh so
I went online and I bought like a little cam quarter for like a kids room on Amazon so that I could
like we could watch me and my booty call guy could watch and he was like I don't want to see myself he was
like fucking no way it's like oh my gosh that's funny you're like the girl in the relationship
I want to see it because I am very like like a guy I'm very visual I always like the mirror is my
one boyfriend big dick Nick big dick put a whole mirror behind his bed for me like so the way we could
always fucking see everything and he had the biggest dick it was like the hottest thing ever so I like
I like to see shit.
So yeah, I videotaped like my guy going down on me like like just like really like close up
of that kind of stuff.
Like have I done a full fledged production of anything?
No, I don't have an only fan.
It's never like that.
No, no, no.
But that's what that camcorder like I like the like the zoom in on the face of someone going
down on me like I could watch out for hours or like full insertion.
But I thought it would be like super hot to do that camcorder thing where we could not
camcorder but the cam where I could watch it while we were.
together and you could look up and see the action on the computer, but he wasn't into it.
So, you know, I'm into sex takes.
Okay, hell yeah.
Love that for you.
Okay.
Do you make them?
Are you into them?
I mean, I definitely made them.
Well, we made a lot for the first time, really, when we started talking to a guy online,
for those who've heard my stories or for those who haven't.
There was everything for us kind of started off with this one guy online.
You and your husband, people need to know you're married.
You had a husband.
You guys used to fuck other guys together.
But you don't anymore.
Yeah.
Yes.
And, well, we just haven't recently.
But yeah.
So he heavily encouraged, like, would always, like, ask to see, like, oh, I want to see what you guys are doing tonight.
You know, whatever.
Oh, that's hot.
No, it was because it was, like, obviously we'd done it a few times before.
Like, oh, like, hand him the camera and be like, take a video, you know.
I'll watch it later.
But that was the first time that we started doing it really regularly.
And yeah, it was so hot.
And it's very hot in the moment, too.
Like, especially if you're holding the cameras like selfie style and you can actually
watch it while it's happening.
You know, it's just very, very titillating, may I say.
So, yeah, I like it.
Especially because you're going to be, you know that then you're going to be sharing it
and exposing yourself to somebody else, which I personally think is hot.
Oh, yeah.
That added.
Besides being very visual and a voyeur, I,
I happen to be very much an exhibitionist.
So I think just taping it and knowing I'm going to share it with somebody else, I think is super hot.
And I always talk about how I personally think that sharing videos like with another couple or another person is such a great way for a couple that maybe wants to remain monogamous and never maybe be actually physical with somebody else.
It's like a fun sort of like last step place you could go, right?
like it never go beyond.
Totally.
That is still not vanilla, but you're not sort of crossing the line.
And I always think that that's like a good fun thing to do.
You know, there should be more of that.
Oh my gosh.
Yes.
Right.
Oh, yes.
Okay.
So personality wise, what would you say is your type in guys?
I'm very alpha, right?
And I have to say as an alpha female, I've always been like alpha men who are exactly
like me are always like making a B line to me.
Okay.
Like that fucking alpha dude at that.
the gym is always like trying to fucking bang me, okay?
And I can really wants.
And I think it's because they like want to break me,
you know what I mean?
And they love me because I'm so alpha and I like tell them to shut the fuck up.
And like nobody, you know, and whatever.
But it's so not my type of guy.
I tend to like a guy that's a little bit like, more like a beta guy,
but not like a like a passive, just cool guy.
You know what I mean?
Not like weak, but just sort of more.
passive to my aggressive. But to me, the most important thing about a guy to me, to if I was going
to date anyone, is they'd have to be interesting. Like, I'd have to want to talk to them. They'd have
to be the type of person that likes to talk a lot. And a lot of guys aren't that, the, that type of guy.
Do you know what I mean? Like, that's a rare kind of breed. But that would be the only breed I would
ever settle down with because there would be no other reason for me to be with a guy unless I could
have great conversations with him. Because I could get fucked at when I.
want to. I don't completely support myself and then some, so I don't need a guy for money.
So really, I would be for companionship. And companionship to me, and what guys have always liked
about me, they're like, you don't need a big production. Like, I don't need to do anything.
I could literally sit on a park bench and have the best time if I am with somebody that has good,
that gives good conversation. And not a lot of people do. I would say Dr. Guy, who's been on my show,
was probably the best, most interesting person. And that's, you know, as far as conversation.
conversations go, and I love that. So that's the main thing, you know.
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Anyway.
And conversationally.
Yeah.
And I don't like guys that are too sensitive.
Somebody can't be too sensitive.
Because I will tell somebody to shut the fuck up.
And I'm like, I'm a little harsh.
I'm a little harsh.
You know what I mean?
And it has to be a guy has more testosterone than me.
See, now I'm sounding picky.
But like, I'm like very alpha.
so it has to be a guy that could, you know, doesn't sort of isn't intimidated by that and can match it or be more of a man than me.
So just get off this question because I don't want to get deep into this. It's so boring.
Okay. You got it. Okay. So have you, this is definitely not a boring question. Have you ever hooked up with one of your close girlfriends, your besties?
It's funny because, you know, when I was talking to Venus, Cuccle Joe, we were talking about like our body counts. And I'd be like, oh, one time my one guy.
friend said, oh, write down your whole body count, like write down a list of all the guys you fucked. And I,
like, to this day, I remember, oh, I forgot this person. I forgot that person. You know, and sometimes
I forget, like, who I fucked. And I'm like, oh, my God, you know, when you bring this up,
like two people pop up in my head. And I would never, and it's funny, when I think about all the
girls that I hooked up with, I forget about these two. And they were two people that I knew,
because most of them, just so you know, all of my hookups with checks were when I was drinking. I'm a
sober person I quit drinking at 34 I've been sober for 20 years. I did that episode of why I quit
drinking and stuff but I you know when I was drinking I would yeah it is really good actually for
anyone that wants to quit drinking but like I when I would drink and somebody once pointed out like
every time you break up with a guy you like you go and sleep with girls like that's that would be
my thing and I would fuck girls and that was the time that I had my hookups with girls and there was
two girls that were my friends one was like she was my friend because my
best friend was like her best friend.
Like so she was a friend in that way.
She wasn't like my best friend, but she, and she wasn't close, but she was someone I knew
very well.
And she was my friend, my best friend.
And she happened to be a straight up lesbian.
And I remember specifically the year 2000 fireworks in New York City.
And somehow we, we went, I wound up having sex with her in my friend's apartment,
this, this lesbian girl.
And, uh, and then another one was this other friend of ours.
And we were at Don Hills, which was like a cool fucking club in the city.
back in the day and somehow me and I remember I had a roommate at the time and this girl that I
hooked up was like really like beautiful stunning and hot and we hooked up and I remember my guy
roommate at the time being like oh my god did you scissors did you guys scissors her like please
tell me you scissured I don't know what I'm yeah wait how was I was it with how was the experience
with the lesbian compared to like other times when it may have been more like reactionary or
you know not as well you know you're gonna get yeah you're gonna get the answer to that
because you're going to ask me a question where there's this, because I saw your questions
ahead of time, there's a sexual situation that wasn't as good as he thought it would be like,
I can, I will say that like my hookups with women were never as good as I thought they were going to be.
And sometimes I think to myself, like maybe, because I don't know, like for me, like I always thought,
oh, I would be into women like and like that's hot to me and I would try it.
And then when I did, it was kind of like there's something about like the energy, right?
Because there's an energy there and there's a blending of it.
when you get naked and you get together.
And for me, I remember the first time that I did it,
it felt like, and every time that I did it,
I felt like there was something like missing.
Like it was kind of like this,
a blending of the same thing.
And so I've always said, and this is why I think you bring this up,
because I've always said like, you know,
I feel like in my older life,
if I would ever be with a woman again,
it would be like with a very masculine woman.
I think maybe that would be what I would like,
as opposed, you know what I mean?
So it would be a blending of something like that masculine energy,
but with the female body, like might be.
like super hot. That lesbian, I was too drunk that night to really know. You know what I mean? Because it would
be like, yeah, was it better with her? Because she's like straight up lesbian. And I always say that would be
my type more like a mask lesbian. You know, like a handsome woman, you know, that would maybe be hot because
my girls, I was very like, I always got like super hot girls. And it was okay. But it always,
there was something about it that was like, I don't know. And I don't know. Because I was always drinking in
those days and stuff that it wasn't as great as I thought. So I don't know, you know. But I, but I, but,
you know, I would try it again.
Yeah.
Okay.
Heard.
Okay.
Can you tell if someone would be great or terrible in bed?
You know, listen, I think that if I'm, if I have like chemistry with somebody, I feel like they're rolling like on the same level as I am.
And then so that means that I'm going to have a good time with them.
Like I just always feel like I was always attracted to.
people and you know and I think that that's maybe a chemistry thing you know I mean because like
well what is good in bed good in bed is like somebody that you're like have great chemistry with
that's like you like I'm like a little freaky when it comes to things and the way I like am in bed
so like I feel like I can I'm attracted and I get horny for the same kind of guys it's I'm not like
so attracted to like a guy who's very vanilla and has no sort of interest in anything a little bit freaky
You know what I'm saying?
Like that guy is not going to make me horny.
But a guy that's probably a freak in the sheets,
it doesn't have to say two words.
And for some reason, if I'm sitting across from him,
I'm probably going to be attracted to him.
And that's going to signal to me that he's fucking good and bad.
That's what I think.
That's how I've always felt it.
And it's never been wrong.
Do you feel like a kiss is a really good first tell
if you're not quite sure what the chemistry is?
Oh, are you fucking kidding me?
Like, I will tell you.
And I've told a story before,
I'm going to say it again because plenty of people don't listen to every episode I put out too many.
Yeah.
Okay.
Like I, you know, first of all, kissing is so super hot and important.
Like to me, if I was non-monogamous, it would never be a rule like you can't kiss because
it's also dirty and hot and sexual, you know, but it's also.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's everything.
And kissing to me is like very big and I like a good kisser.
But the funny thing is, is like, you know, I always felt like, you know, and it kind
of goes back to what I was just saying, like, oh, like if you get attracted to somebody who's
going to be good, like from a mile of.
way and if I'm not attracted to them, there's nothing there. And now I'm going to totally be a
hypocrite and tell you a story that goes against everything I just said. But it's such a great story
for people to hear because I think that people need to take this into consideration. I had like a best
friend that I was really close with who I sat across from and he took me out to eat steak because I
love steak. He took me to like the nicest steakhouses in the city every fucking one of them
every day when I was young and couldn't afford it myself. And I sat across from him and I was like
not interested in the slightest. Like it would be like negative.
five of my fucking hotness for him.
Like never once that I'm like, oh, I want to fuck him.
Like it was not, I was not into me.
He was like the successful suit wearing dude.
It just wasn't my type at all, you know?
But we were great friends, you know what I mean?
Great friends.
But just nothing there physically at all, not my type, no way.
And then one day, so many years later, like 10 years, 15 years after I've been sitting
across from eating steak on his dime, you know, I go over at his house one day.
And he was like a CEO of a big,
fucking company and he was like drunk from his Christmas party. And he invited me over. We were
going to do dinner. And literally like we're talking and we're talking. And then he like pulls me
over to sit close to him and he like grabs my hand, which was like really weird. And I'm a
sober person. You know what I mean? And he's like fucking so drunk. It's like kind of a little
annoying. And so I'm like, why is he holding my hand? I'm sitting there. And then he leans
in to kiss me. And I'm telling you, Lucy, if you would have stopped, this was a movie and you would
a stop the tape right there and did a Q&A with like record scratch no you do you know you stopped it and
said okay Kathy stop right there before you go further like what do you think you're going to feel like
what's going to happen like what do you predict and I'd be like I'm going to fucking throw up like
there's no way this is going to be the like and let me tell you he fucking came in for a kiss
for some reason I'm sober I let him we he was the best kisser we had fucking instant chemistry I
got on top of him, like straddled him.
He had the biggest dick.
We were just texting today.
He's like, it's such a waste we never banged so many years ago.
I'm like, yeah, who knew you'd be so good in bed and so great at oral sex and you had such
a big dick?
Like, I had no idea.
I was like, holy shit.
And it just goes to show that sometimes people sit across from people on dates and they're like,
oh, no chemistry.
But I think you have to kiss somebody because like I said, this guy was in my life for 10, 15 years.
Never did I feel any chemistry.
but the minute his mouth hit my mouth, fucking chemistry.
And by the way, he happened to be like one of the best lays ever, the best oral sex giver
ever.
And like I said, big dick.
I'm like, that big dick had been sitting across from me all these years.
I love that.
I was blown away.
I was blown away.
So that's a good lesson for everybody else.
Whether it's a guy or girl, don't fucking knock a chemistry or whether you like somebody
until you kiss them.
And so what I said before this, that whole answer was bullshit because this just negated all of that.
Anyway, go to the next question.
Well, if you're into it, I have an interesting correlating story, but on the flip side.
Yeah.
Okay.
So there was a guy since the last time I recorded.
And this is a guy that I've known a super long time, so hot, like the nicest guy.
I don't know why my type is always bartenders and people in service of me, but damn it just is.
but he was a bartender at a place that I frequented and just like one of those guys who would
remember everything you like always hook you up with something extra you know whatever like
on paper this dude had it all bomb body I knew he had a big dick I genuinely believe I
attract big dick energy like nobody has ever tried to come to me that doesn't have a good thing
going on down there yeah I think they yeah I just I just personally like attract that energy but so
the first time that I ever kissed him though I was like what the fuck was that and it was I was so disappointed
I was just like who taught this man how to kiss like that was so strange I felt nothing like nothing
yeah but I I kept trying man like yeah you shouldn't bother him so much he was just such a good person
I felt so safe with him like you know all those things like and so you know I tried kissing him again
still same thing. And I did eventually
even have sex with him. And I mean,
the sex itself was fine, but it's like how good can it be
if you're not enjoying, like,
if there's not the actual chemistry.
You want me to tell you? Tommy, my co-host,
I fucked him for seven years. I never kissed him once.
He was a bad kisser. He had a gross
mouth. I was not interested in kissing him
and the sex was great.
He had a big dick. So it can be.
Yeah, but yeah, in my case, it just
wasn't for me. And so I learned
my lesson and moved on. But
I was so into Dick that, you
Even like I like I didn't like that alone could be it for me that didn't need to be like there
didn't need to be the kissing or the passion like I used Tommy for his dick fingers and his
thick dick and I know later on you're like asked me the perfect dick size and it was his size
by the way you know what I mean he was like perfect physically you know what I mean and I feel
like sometimes that's like a little bit of a guy in me like I don't care about your fucking face
at that time for the booty call you know what I mean it was more about his dick and his dick
that I like. I hear you on that.
So I know that your body count is always in flux and you forget people, but do you remember the
number that you came up with last?
I think it was like, but this was so long ago, but since I quit drinking and by the time
he did that, like I had quit drinking by the time I wrote that down. So it has gone up like
barely anything. Most people's body count would be nothing if they didn't drink. I'm sorry.
Alcohol makes you fuck people you're not interested in fucking. It makes you date people you're not
interested in dating. It makes you marry people you're not interesting in dating. It makes you think
people are more interesting than they are. Okay, that's what alcohol does and that's its purpose.
But like, because I don't drink, there's no more body count going on. But like, let me tell you,
it was maybe like 75 or 100. But by the way, like when we did the math, I'm like,
listen, I've barely been out of service for many years. It wasn't ever like for five years,
I took myself off the market and it was monogamous. So it came down to like two or three guys a
year. And I was just, you know, I was a party girl. I went out a lot. You know, I fucked a guy if I liked
him. I didn't need to be dating somebody. So I had a high body count. I fucked a lot of guys.
Yeah. But like I said, after I got drunk and I talk about this on my quitting drinking
episode that, you know, listen, I did wind up fucking a lot of people. I would have never
like my body count would have never been that high if I had not drink, right? Like I just wouldn't
have been attracted to that many guys. If I was a sober person, I wouldn't have that.
high of a body count at all.
But, but I, and it's mostly because I was drinking a lot.
You know what I mean?
But it wouldn't be like five, you don't know what I mean?
I'm like, like, it would still be high because I like, I like variety.
I always like many different people and I love the way I lived my life.
But it, it wouldn't have been a hundred.
I was just too, I was drunk.
I was drunk a lot.
And I fucked a lot of people.
I was like, who the, oh, get the fuck out of here.
Yeah.
That was me.
Yeah.
And you don't feel good about it the next day.
Oh, and by the way, I'd call up the guy that I just fucked.
I remember one of my last guys, I would fuck him all the time.
He was my good friend.
And then I wake up, I'd be like, oh, my God, what the fuck?
Get out of here.
And then I'd call him up later and be like, I can't believe I fucked you.
And he'd, like, talk me down from the cliff.
And he'd be so nice.
I'm like, what's wrong with people?
When I think back, I'm like, what a fucking diss?
Here he was.
I'm like literally horrified and feel so guilty and terrible for banging him.
And he'd be, like, consoling me later in the day.
And then I'd fuck him the next day.
And he probably knew, and that's probably why he'd do it.
Anyway, go on to the next question.
You know, guys will be patient with a lot of things when they get some good pussy.
He knew I was, yeah, he knew I was going to drink the next day.
That's what it was all about.
Yeah.
Ballin.
Okay, well, I know the answer to this question, but what is your favorite body part
on a guy?
Oh, I mean, you know, it's not the dick.
Like, I mean, if I'm like, well, you know, if I'm like looking at a guy and I'm like
sizing him up to be like, is he attractive to me?
Like, I'm very into lips and mouths and asses.
like I'm just like and most guys don't have good asses by the way and it's not like I won't date a guy
if he has a badass because most guys don't have good asses you know who has good asses is gay men have
great asses but I always will notice guys they're putting in the work yeah I live in New York City
so I'm always walking around the checking out everybody's asses like men women and most people's
ass don't look good but I like a beefy ass on a guy like a good ass yeah and I like a mouth like I like
full lips I don't like skinny lips at all it's a and I and like I like what
Tommy, I used to call it, we called it a stamp. Like his mouth was a stamp to me. I was like,
that mouth goes in your babies and then your grandchildren. Like that mouth never goes away.
It's like in your jeans. And I just didn't like it. So I'm very into mouths and teeth. And I like
good mouths and teeth. So that's my favorite part parts. The things that I would like that. Yeah.
It's fun. I got to say, Trey has a great ass and he always has. And I actually was not a person who was like
blessed with ass i was always more like on the skinny side but i all the ass i have now i like worked for
so together we're like the power couple of ass but yeah everyone loves your ass i have to i have to
brag on my man a little bit because he just had it naturally yeah but you should brag on your ass too
oh i worked i worked i worked i did you see all the uh the emojis you got on your picture of your
on my patreon i mean i my discord on discord i did actually because i just went back on
discord for the first time in like two years. So yeah, I did, I did see that. And I thank everyone for that feedback.
Yeah. So with that said, we kind of alluded to this earlier. What is the perfect dick size for you?
You know, literally, I like a thicker on the thicker side dick perfectly round and not too long, like four to five inches.
Like I don't want it to be that long. I don't want it. I don't want it to hit my cervix. I don't like that.
I know that there's orgasms that exist that are like great and stuff.
And I'm never going to push my boundaries and get to that place.
So I just like literally not that long and slightly thick, but not too thick.
You know what I mean?
I want a baby's arm or a fist.
You know, I want like a sicker on the thicker side as well as like four and a half, five inches max.
And is that still what appeals to you visually?
like if you see a bigger dick
like do you like how it looks
you just don't want to fuck it? Yeah but
listen big dick Nick had like the biggest
dick I think I've just my pussy got smaller
as I've gotten older and just like too intimidating
I don't know because big dick Nick had a Tommy Lee
dick okay it was so big
that when it got harder just like fell over
and there was an I was like addicted
to him and his dick and he turned me into
yeah he turned me into a size queen
and he was long and thick like he was everything
and I loved it but
for a longer time period
it, you know, and stuff. I just, you know, and maybe because I'm older, like I can't handle
anymore. But yeah, no, visually, I think that, you know, it looks nice, bigger. I just don't like a
skinny one. It's too pokey, pokey for me. Yeah. It's like an alien. Yeah. So it's like, that's like
the porn dick is cool, but that's like your settle down dick is the four to five. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay,
got it. Okay. Okay, so then we have some would you rather scenarios. And I'm very excited that you
kept most of mine in here because I worked on these really hard. Okay. So would you prefer in relationship
to have bad sex or bad communication? What do you think is more important? Oh, that's so hard because
I talk about how communication was so important. You know, at this age, it would be, I would rather
bad sex because I feel like I could work on that. Bad communication I can't work on. If someone's not
interesting and a lot of most people aren't really that interesting but like you know I can't date I can't
be with that long term like you can't be in with me all the time like you know what I mean so like in sucks
we could like work on and we could use toys and I could make it interesting I could use my imagination
I could think about other people but I can't like have a conversation with myself with someone sitting
there boring yeah a boring person I can't so I this I'm going to say and it's crazy but I'm going to
say, I would you rather, I would rather bet sex. If I had to date someone.
Okay. If this is, you're like in a relationship, right? That's what you're asking.
Right. Yeah. I think, yeah, for that question, absolutely. Yeah. Because, you know, and that's a thing
too is that if the communication is good, then there's always room to improve on every aspect of
the relationship versus just, you know, having great sex can just be kind of a fluke. But if you can't
communicate or get through hard things, then that's a flop. Okay. And this is a really similar
question, but it is different. Would you choose, for initially, say you're just meeting someone,
what would draw you in more amazing chemistry or amazing compatibility? Like, you just feel like
everything that you think is similar to what they think and you're so aligned versus just
having those crazy sparks, but maybe you like drive each other a little crazy. Well, the interesting
thing is what I had growing up in every fucking relationship I ever had before the next new one that I will have,
it has been amazing chemistry and amazing non-compatibility.
Okay, that was the problem.
With every one of my fucking relationships,
it was like the chemistry was there.
We were addicted to sex,
but it was like the worst compatibility ever.
You know, I had issues.
I was attracting the wrong guy.
And I would say my favorite boyfriend,
my only nice boyfriend,
he was so he was like the worst chemistry
and the best compatibility.
So, you know, what I would rather bat,
when I was younger, chemistry,
I like literally to me and I used to make jokes about this as saddest thing was was he was like the easiest person to walk away from because there wasn't that sexual pull because we didn't have any chemistry but even though we were compatible I mean I missed him as a person more than anything but it wasn't like that sexual like oh my God whereas like when I would be dumped or broken up with like a guy that had that amazing chemistry all I do is torture myself thinking about him fucking other people and I never can fuck him again and I need to fuck him again and I'm so.
addicted to him sexually. Do you know what I mean? I was like, but now, but now I think, you know,
sometimes I do believe that sometimes when you have like a very strong physical connection to
somebody, if you have issues, sometimes it's like a person that's like, you know, is going to
push all your buttons and the worst way possible sometimes. So I feel like maybe in my life,
like I would go much more for amazing. Now I would go for the compatibility over the chemistry.
and I believe that the chemistry would build over time.
Because I feel like if I'm very compatible with somebody,
that's what's going to turn me on more so now than in the past.
Yeah.
And I would only have that.
I'm too old to deal with nonsense.
You know what I mean?
And I have too much else going on.
When I was having all these bad relationships with everything,
it was like all,
it was like my whole life.
You know what I mean?
I could talk to my girlfriends about it.
I could fucking ruminate about it.
You know what I mean?
Like it's like, I don't have time for that shit now.
So I'd have to be very compatible with somebody.
And chemistry would follow.
Okay.
I like it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm with you.
Okay, a couple sexy
Would You Rather's
Would you rather be blindfolded or spanked?
Spanked
Okay, why?
I like to be spanked
I haven't been spanked in a long time
You know what I mean?
You know, blindfolded, I could just close my eyes
What's a blindfolding?
Yeah, like it's not that's right.
I mean, yeah, it does not like,
I don't feel like I'm being forced for anything.
Like I don't know, like I, what's blindfolded?
You know what I mean?
Like I said, I could close my eyes.
I'm more.
That's a great.
point. Yeah, spank. That would be spank. I like that stingy feel of being spank. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Or then bondage. Like, they're going to tie you up or dirty talk. I think bondage. You have to choose one. Bondage. Yeah. I like, I always have this thing where I like for my legs to be like spread. I always talk about how I want to spread bar. I used to always make my friends hold my legs out as hard as you can. Don't let them move. And nobody could ever do it for as long as I like it to be done. So I like, so I would have boyfriends like, oh, tie my legs up to the bed. And. And I used to always hold my legs up to the bed. And. And I would. And I like, so I would have boyfriends like, oh, tie my legs up to the bed. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And.
and like spread eagle and tie you know so i like to be tied up like so yeah i would totally do
the bondage over the dirty talk for sure okay heard if you did if you were dirty talking are you
the talker or the talkie or do like both or neither no i used to like when guys talked to me like i like
the talk i was the talkie what's up who would be the person that's listening i'm the listener
yeah to the dirty job yeah yeah yeah yeah i like the guy i like the guy to be the dirty person
I like to be the girl with the dirty guy saying dirty things, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
But I, and I know that the guy loves for the girl.
And like, I could turn that on.
Like, I'm very good at phone sex, right?
And like, but it's like a switch in me.
I got to turn the switch on.
And if I do it, I'm very in character and I can.
But it's like a role I'm playing.
You know what I mean?
Whereas I like to relax and be the girl and let the guy switch into dirty talker.
And some people are natural at that.
I'm not like a natural dirty talker.
So that's why I think that I'd be.
that I'd be that listener.
Yeah.
Okay.
So now, gun to your head.
No sex for a year or sex twice a day for a year.
Oh, that's like a good, that's a good question.
And I feel like the part like literally, I, like to me, sex twice a day for a whole year
is a lot of work, you know, but only because I'm the type of person that like I like to force
myself to do things that are difficult and good for me, you know what I mean?
And it's healthy.
I think it's much more healthy to have sex.
twice a day for a year than no sex for a whole year. So even though I'd prefer no sex for a year,
because I could just like masturbate, you know what I mean? And sex twice a day would be difficult
all the time. I would do that because I like a challenge. You know what I'm saying? I think it's
harder. Yeah. And I do it because I think it's healthier. I think it would want. And this is what I
believe. And it's true. Like the more like the minute you start having two sex a day probably for like a
month, it becomes easy because the more sex you have, the more you want it. You know what I mean? And that's
really true, right? So I think, you know, over time by like six months, I'd be like, give me five times
the day. I don't know. You know what I mean? Like it may probably make me hornyer. So like I'm going
to sex twice a day. But not because I think, oh my God, I want to do it. I do think it's
hard at first, but I'd force myself too. I would choose the same thing. Yeah. But not because I think it'd be
hard because I think I would like wither away and die if I didn't have sex for a year. I can't imagine
anything worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I could just use toys and stuff. So I really, like,
you know, I mean, we're women. We could just be a dildo. Yeah, I don't know, you know. But anyway,
go on. Yeah. Well, that's where like when, going back to our last Q&A, like, when I was the one
answering was like, I'm so about the connection. So, like, that's where like, masturbating, like,
serves a purpose for me. It's just kind of like a box to check. And it's just like, okay,
go on. It's just a nice way to start the day. Yeah, but no energy exchange. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, so I need that part.
Okay, so if you had to choose no masturbation or no oral sex, what would you do?
No sex.
What is it, no masturbation or no oral?
Oh, that's a hard one.
That's a hard one night or for like a month?
What does that mean?
Forever?
Let's get that for a year too.
For a year?
For a year.
Oh, God.
I would have to say no oral because masturbation could be really great.
Like, I don't know.
It's hard.
It's so hard.
I mean, but am I getting oral every single day?
Like, whenever I want it?
I'd go oral.
I'd go no masturbation.
I would have oral every day, for sure.
100%.
I don't know what I was thinking.
Yes, oral every day.
Yes.
As long as it was available, whatever I wanted it.
Yeah.
I don't have a partner.
I'm thinking.
I know.
I thought that would be a hard one for you to answer because I know you love oral.
Yeah, no, no.
Yeah, no.
Because I was thinking, oh, masturbating.
No, no, I would be oral for sure.
Okay.
What's the next one?
Okay, would you rather be non-monogamous or polyamorous?
Oh, God, I would never be polyamorous.
You know, no, non-monogamous, so fucking 100%.
I'm not into polyamory.
I admire people that are.
Yeah.
I'm not, I don't want, that's too much for me.
I don't think I would be capable of it.
It would be amazing for me on my deathbed to look back and say I loved one person.
But I don't need to love more than one at one time to feel like I did something for myself.
I do believe that people that can rock polyamory and do it are much more evolved.
And I admire people like that.
I'm just not at that place in life that I could do it.
So I would be non-monogamous for sure.
Okay.
I heard.
Okay.
So we have some quicker ones.
We've got some pick one and then just some quick questions.
Okay.
Pick one.
Dildo, pussy pump vibrator.
Pussy pump.
Always.
I love a pussy pump.
Yes.
Okay.
One finger, two finger, three fingers.
Everyone knows three fingers.
Yeah.
Three, three dick fingers, by the way.
No, actually, Tommy, if they're dick fingers, it could be two fingers.
Two.
Yeah, three.
Yeah, three.
Fill me up.
Oral, anal, or P-I-V, pussy and vagina sex.
Oral.
Oral, for sure.
Come on.
Oral.
Okay.
Morning sex, afternoon sex, evening sex.
I'd say evening.
I still like it late at night.
Yeah, evening sex, for sure.
Okay.
have you ever been wildly attracted to someone whose personality you could not stand?
Yes, of course.
Haven't we all?
I don't.
This is a yes or no quick question.
Yes.
I've been attracted to those douchebags that have liked me.
You know, I fucked guys that I like you fucking hate.
You know what I mean?
Hate fuck them.
Yeah, for sure.
Okay.
Yeah.
One thing that I really don't like is a cocky guy.
So I don't think that they would ever have a chance with me.
Like if they're just overly cocky,
that just turns me off so much.
But I've never been accidentally attracted to one of those.
Yeah, you're wired properly.
I was wired improperly.
Have you ever stayed sexually involved with someone
because the chemistry was too good to give up?
Yes, my whole fucking book, my whole life.
Yes.
I mean, like I said literally, like all my relationships were,
literally I was stuck there because of physical attraction
and the compatibility wasn't there.
But listen, I, you know, and I did a whole cartoon book
of like all my relationships and
you know every single one of them was like
I think the tagline was like a train wreck
a bunch of love gone wrong stories
you know what I mean it was like a total train wreck
was the title and you know
that was every one of my relationships but you know
listen I learned and grew from all of them and I don't
regret any of it but I was working
through issues and trauma through very bad
relationships so yeah my whole fucking life was
a big fat yes to that one
I was only sexually attracted
to all these terrible guys
everything else about them was
horrible, you know. And listen, I'm
friends with all of them to this day and, you know,
and we just, it wasn't like a good
compatibility, but it was like something that I needed
to do to grow. So anyway.
Yeah. I get that.
Okay. And then we have a couple just
kind of bland, but I think people are
interested in everything about you. You think
these ones? I think we don't have that many left.
Yeah. But I just think that you
are such an icon to those of us who
listen to this show have listened, that even
these mundane seeming questions would be boring
if you asked me, but we want to know them about
you. Okay. Okay. What is your current fashion style like? Are you influenced by trends or do you stay
pretty consistent in what you wear? First of all, if I was influenced by trends, I would be walking
around with the fucking ugliest, baggiest mom jeans that have ever fucking existed. I take paparazzi
shots of all these people, all these girls walking around with the baggiest, most horrendous,
make your body look like you have no body fucking pants. I am horrified by the trend right now.
And the pants are only getting bigger and nobody like maybe one out of every hundred girl actually
fucking looks good in it. They are horrendous. I don't follow it. I still wear skinny jeans.
I look outdated. I'm a very basic dresser. Like when I watched a movie, it was called the beats.
It was the two guys that made beats with Dr. Dre and that other music guy. There was a whole
documentary. And when they went into Dr. Dre.
closet, I fucking had an orgasm. It was literally like all the same pair of pants and then
a whole above the same pair of pants was like all white t-shirts and then all the same shoes.
And I'm like very basic. I can wear like a tight t-shirt and skinny jeans every day. I don't
wear a lot of jewelry. I'm not like very flashy. I like like basic plain. Like my one friend,
because I live in New York City and people here have so flair and so much fashion. Oh yeah.
And all my friends were like that.
And my one artist friend was always like, Kathy, you're like a secret interesting person.
Like, because I just look so regular.
And I like that.
I don't like to stand out.
But I like tight clothes because I'm very skinny, you know, and I don't, you know,
so I don't buy into trends.
And my, my fashion is very plain.
But like, stylish, but and I like it like more like tailored expense.
But I don't know.
Whatever.
A classic and elegant and fitted.
But not so.
I wouldn't say elegant.
I wouldn't use that.
word for me. No, but I would say
plain,
but stylish and basic.
Simple. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Yeah. But stylish. Yeah. Yeah.
When West Jet first took flight in 1996,
the vibes were a bit different. People thought
denim on denim was peak fashion. Inline skates were everywhere.
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Yeah, okay.
What is your ideal first date here and now in 2026?
Oh,
how could someone really wow you?
Oh, take me to like a med spa.
Like, let's do, let's get drips, let's get vitamin trips, let's do red light therapy,
let's get peptides, or take me to a morgue, you know what I mean?
Because and show me dead bodies.
Be that interesting.
Be that interesting.
Oh, my God.
A morgue?
It was crazy.
By the way, I'm obsessed with dead bodies.
I gave some interesting facts of my 500th episode.
And one of them was that I'm obsessed with dead bodies.
And I remember once.
Yeah, and the only reason why I bring up the date is because I remember hearing that the lead, the drummer.
No, no, I think it's the bass player of Metallica.
The guy with the curly brown hair, forget his name.
He said when he met his wife, he took her on their first date.
He took her to a morgue.
And I was like, oh, my God.
Like, I'm so fucking jealous.
that's like the coolest thing ever.
Like I would totally go to a morgue.
Like I'm obsessed with dead bodies.
Like that would be like fascinating.
But what I'm mostly obsessed with is like health and fitness stuff.
So to me going to a med spa would be fucking great.
Or just walking around the city and talk to me and be fucking interesting.
That's hot.
That's like I said, I don't need much.
But if you want to take me somewhere, either take me for steak.
No, take me to med spa and then let's go have some steak.
That would be my perfect night, my perfect date.
Do you like the steak as rare as your dead bodies you're so interested in?
What temperature do you eat your steak?
You want to know what temperature I eat my steak?
I think you're going to say well done.
Yeah.
And I need to let people, no.
And I know, and the sad thing is, is I know that, I know that chefs spit on my fucking steak all the time.
I have to always apologize and then I have to send it back 10 times.
But I'm going to tell everybody this, okay?
And I know we're almost done.
I'm just going to tell people this.
One time when I ordered my steak medium, I do it.
medium well, not well done, by the way.
Sorry, medium well.
And we, I was at a steak place with like five people that got steaks.
And my guy friend next to me got my steak by accident.
And I got his steak.
And I was eating his.
And I was like, oh, fuck, this isn't cooked enough.
And he was like, this fucking steak is great.
He didn't realize he got mine.
And then I was like, oh, that's mine.
Look how about, you know, it's cook.
And then he switched it.
And he was like, that was like really good.
What people don't know, okay, all you people that eat that bloody,
fucking gross steak that has zero taste except like a slug.
blood taste to it. When you eat a steak that's cooked more and charred, it has so much more flavor.
Like, don't knock it until you fucking try it. I don't know why people are so obsessed with the taste
of blood, but I feel like a steak that isn't that cooked has barely any flavor and my charred
medium well steak when done properly. Oh my God. It has so much flavor and is so much better
than a medium rare
rare steak any day
and people just have to try it
just fucking try it
that's all I have to say
no and I'm so with you
because it is a little tricky
to get the perfect cook like
in a restaurant
oh my God you got to send it back five times
and then it's ruined yeah
yeah but when I cook at home
it's nice and charred on both sides
but I still do like a little bit of pink in the middle
but yeah that's medium well
no that's medium well
I have to have that like beautiful
like crust and all that.
So I'm with you there.
I'm just not cooking it all the way through.
No, I like the tiniest bit.
The thinnest part of the middle is a little.
So medium well, but yeah.
And then the fat.
I like a ribby.
That's like my favorite.
New York strip.
Like I don't like a filet mignon.
Like I want the fat on it.
Oh, so I can't eat the fat.
Yeah, I love it.
Oh my God.
It's like eating butter.
Like I'll eat it with it.
Yeah.
And anyway.
And I'm a saltaholic.
So every piece gets salt on it.
Yeah.
anyway.
Hell yeah.
Anything else?
Beautiful.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
So we have some fuck Mary kills and I'm mad because you took some of my good ones away
and put in one that I don't love of musicians.
But I'm going to ask you the sex experts off the top before we fight about the other ones.
These are so fucking funny.
Because the sex ones are my question and it's so good.
Okay.
So if you had a fuck Mary kill, we've got Esther Perel, who I know you respect so much,
Susan Bratton, who I also know who you respect so much.
And Dr. Joe Cort, who like changed our whole like perspective on male sexuality.
So this is like a brutal question, but we're asking it anyway.
No, I would, the word I would use is not brutal.
I would use hilarious.
It's a hilarious.
It's a hilarious question.
I thought it was fucking funny when Roman on my Discord on Gigovish, shout out to him.
He was the one that gave me do a fuck, marry, kill, Wio, Luna, and Venus, you know?
I thought that was so good.
But this is hilarious.
But I know.
Okay.
This exactly.
It's not hard.
okay, for sure I'd fuck Susan Bratton.
There is no way that bitch isn't good in bed.
She knows everything.
And by the way, people have only heard her as an expert.
They forget that the first time she came out of my show like 10 years ago,
she gave me her whole life story.
She's very into sex in the scene.
She's like crazy.
What she does, she's non-monogamous.
I mean, that bitch is probably great and bad.
I would fuck her.
I would marry Esther Perel because everything that comes out of her mouth is brilliant,
genius shit.
Like I could talk to her all day long.
She's exactly my type, okay?
You know what I mean?
And she's so open when it comes to bed.
There's no way she's bad and bad, right?
So I would totally marry her.
And I would fucking kill Dr. Joe Kork because he's gay and he wouldn't be into me.
I mean, come on.
But he's great.
He's great, but he would have to die.
You're giving me the choices.
I'm going to give you my answers.
That's what always happens.
Somebody's got to go.
But yeah.
So what I wanted to pose to you was just like genres.
of people. Like if you had to choose between you're going to marry, well, you're going to
fuck, marry, kill all these three people. Would you choose an athlete, a finance bro, or a musician?
I would pay, oh, that's hard. It's hard. But I would definitely fuck the musician. Okay. But first he'd
have to, like, because these are all successful people, right? Like, that's the whole thing.
100. Yeah. Pro athlete, famous musician, fucking CEO finance guy. Yeah. But he's a bro. He's a douche.
Yeah. Oh, he's a douche. I mean, okay. Well, so the musician, I would have to like go to his concert first and be able to sit on the side of stage and see what it's like to be in front of that crowd. Like, don't you get obsessed? Like when I watch guys and bands like on stage in front of like that huge crowd of people, like, I just want to experience that for three minutes and see what that's like. I just feel like that must be like the fucking sickest thing ever. So as long as that musician, like, let me sit on the
decide and watch him perform.
I'd 100% fuck the musician.
Even if he didn't let me,
I'd fuck the musician.
I think I'd marry the finance.
I don't think he needs to be a douche.
I think I'd marry the finance guy and kill the athlete.
All athletes are on the road all the time and they all cheat.
The finance guy, he doesn't have to be a bro.
You can't make him a douchebag.
That doesn't make it even.
He's got to be, he's got to be a finance guy.
You can't be a douchebag.
I'm like, you just, you, you're stereotyping.
You're stereotyping that every guy in finance is a dude.
No, but then you make him, of course, the one you're going to kill.
Who's going to pick a douchebag?
You know what I mean?
It has to be like a pro, like a finance.
A douchebag was a hard word.
But you know how it's like, that's the trope right now.
It's like everybody's like a finance bro.
Yeah, but I like, I like guys that finance.
They're very smart.
And there's a lot more creativity there than you would ever think.
And I actually don't have a negative view of finance guys.
So I would marry the finance guy.
I like how their brains work.
They're very fucking smart.
They do very well.
And that would be my choice for sure.
And I'd have to kill the athlete, though I love athletes probably more than any of that.
Like I like a fit guy.
Heard.
Well, even though I am still thinking of it as the finance bro, like that type, I still have the same answer as you.
So I'm not saying it in a negative way.
It's just.
It's just a good.
Use the word douchebag.
But I think some douchebacks can be charming.
Like, you know, by.
I don't think so.
necessarily douche, but
we use words differently sometimes
I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But
yeah, so like, you know, I was just like that
stereotypical like, oh man, what did you
do with the stocks today? Like, there's like
who's not just got out of college?
No, no, no, who's going to matter? That's the type of guy
I'm talking about. Yeah, but no, I'm too old for
that. He can't even be in the running, okay?
Of course I'm going to, who's going to not kill that guy?
Okay, nobody likes that guy.
You have, they have to be even
to make the thing good. So it
has to be pro athlete, you know, CEO finance guy and famous musician, that even the field,
it makes it hard.
When you're like, finance, bro, that's right out of college and annoying, like, of course
it's going to be killed.
It's not a good answer.
I'm just teaching you how to do fuck Mary kills.
But I just told you that I would pick the same thing.
Listen, we started out arguing.
We're going to end arguing.
You're going to pick the annoying finance bro.
I'm not picking him.
That's not in my, in my choices.
My choice is a successful finance guy.
and that's who I choose as my husband.
Okay, so we have one more, just general situational, uh, fuck Mary kill.
Yeah.
Actors, artists, blue collar workers.
Oh, interesting.
I got to tell you, as a woman who lives in New York City, I don't see a lot of hot guys
walking around town.
You know who the hot guys are?
All the construction workers.
That's blue collar, right?
Construction worker?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I'd fuck the blue collar guy, okay?
Those are the hot dudes.
Those guys are hot.
They probably know how to fuck.
and they're cool.
Okay, I know blue collar guys.
I like them.
Okay.
They're like my friends.
They're cool.
I think that I would marry the artist because I feel like that person would be super interesting.
Artists are like, I have a lot of girlfriends that are artists and I know people and they're very creative and deep.
Yeah.
I just like that vibe.
Unfortunately, I'm sorry to all the actors that are listening.
I worked in entertainment for many years.
I find actors so great.
Listen, I'm a movie person.
I see every movie.
I love actors.
I love what they do for my...
Like Tom Cruise has...
He's one of my heroes.
He has made my life.
Okay, I love him as an actor.
But I find actors to be, in real life,
the most boring people on the planet.
Because if you think about it,
like they're like professional
at being other people and they're so good at it.
But I find like, when Howard Stern,
like I never listen to his actor interviews
because they're always like the most boring people
on the fucking planet.
They're just not interesting to me at all.
They live interesting lives.
Like, you know what I mean?
but they're not interesting.
It's very rare that they're interesting.
So I would kill the fucking actor in a second.
Now, if you said comedian, okay?
If you said comedian, I'd fucking marry him.
Okay, because that guy, when I worked in entertainment,
I had the choice to work with actors or comedians,
and I switched to comedians because I'm like,
at least these people have fucking depth.
Those are the most interesting actors on the planet.
So there you go.
Well, and that kind of almost even ties into being an artist,
because, like, to me, being an artist kind of, like,
in that same genre would be like a writer.
Like I love a writer.
And a comedian is a writer.
And then they're, you know,
putting up the art of telling the joke.
So they're kind of hitting it on all fronts.
Yeah.
And I worked with them for many years in entertainment.
When I worked,
I worked with comedians.
So I know them.
And they're just so interesting.
Talk about having great conversations.
Like those are the guys you can fucking talk to.
I'm sorry.
Like if I got stuck in an elevator with Louis C.K.
My claustophobia would go out the window.
Like I just.
Oh my God, I love him.
A great conversation with him.
You know what I mean?
So, you know, comedians, I was friends with tons of them.
They're just the most fascinating people.
And when they could act, too, they're great actor.
So, you know, if the actor was a comedian, it would be a different story.
But if he's a straight actor, I fucking kill him.
And that reminds me because I had to kind of wanted to ask when you were talking about personality,
because you always say interesting, but you don't necessarily call out humor.
Do you feel like having a good sense of humor is important to you?
Of course.
First of all, I find myself fucking funny.
And me and my son, all we do is laugh all day long.
Like my son is fucking funny.
I'm fucking funny.
And yeah, the guy has to be fucking funny.
And he's got to have a thick skin because I have a thick skin.
So I like someone that's like, you know, like, you know, sarcastic.
I like that.
I like dry humor.
I like sarcasm.
As much as I could give it, I could fucking take it.
I'm not like one of those that's like very harsh, but I can't handle harshness.
I could totally.
And I like that kind of hang.
You know what I mean?
So I like a guy that's like very sarcastic.
and has a great sense of humor and the humor could be dark.
Like I have no lines when it comes to humor.
Like if it's funny, I laugh.
And I'm not like, oh, you can't say that.
That's terrible.
I'm offended.
Yeah, like I could laugh at any kind of joke if it's fucking funny.
So, yeah, humor is big.
I think that's true for most girls.
Yeah.
Don't you think we like a guy that can make us laugh?
Oh, yeah, for sure.
And it's not that easy, you know?
Like, a lot of guys think they're funny, but it's not.
Oh, isn't it so bad?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that's what that is. Yeah. When you have that natural banter, it's just, you know, unmatched for sure. Yeah. And I don't, and I wonder, like, is there anyone that's like super interesting that isn't funny? I think that that just comes along with this thing. Yeah. Think about it. If you really think about it, like, I don't know. I think most people that are like super interesting are kind of funny. So they go hand in hand for me. Dr. Guy, by the way, wasn't just super interesting. He was fucking funny. He's hilarious. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I.
I loved, I mean, you know, I loved his episodes and I always saw his voice sounded so sexy.
Right.
And I don't know if I had a little thing for Dr. Gunther's a lot.
It was hot.
Oh, I just ruined my thing.
He was hot.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I've seen him now.
Yeah, yeah.
He doesn't look good now to me, but he was different before.
He looked like he went from like, yeah, it's okay.
Anyway, we got to add this worth so late.
And it's like an hour and eight minutes.
But listen, I love your questions.
I did tweak some of them.
you, we'll be honest, right? I, but I had fun doing the questions. I was scared you were going to
chop like half of them, so I'm very thrilled that I made the cut. Oh, most of your, most of these
were your questions. I just trickle them in and then move them around, you know what I mean?
Yeah. And stuff. So I just hope that I didn't know if people would like the regular questions,
you know what I mean? But we left them for less and, you know, the diehards will hear them.
But I think, you know, you're a listener and you, you know, so I think like if you think you're
interested in knowing them than other people would be, right? So I trust you for that. So thanks so much
for doing this. It was like super fun. Yes. My pleasure. Thank you for having me. Are you still going to
be on my Discord? Can people see you over there? Yeah. I haven't posted, you know, I have a cute
little icon pick that people can see for now. I haven't really dumped anything major in there. I'm still
learning the new vibes around there. But yeah, I'm definitely going to be around. I want to talk about
the episodes. I want to see what people have to say. I don't want to, I hate missing out on anything. So
I'm back. Okay, good. So when you have guest role access, right? When your episode comes out,
when this episode comes out, it's your episode. You're on it with me. It's not my, you know what I mean? You could
post a pick in the guest channel if you want or talk about episode, you know, make sure you're in there like,
hey, I'm Lucy. I did the Q&A kind of thing. So that'll be fun. Oh, yeah. Awesome. All right, cool.
All right, cool. Thanks, Lucy. You're the best. Thanks so much for doing this. Yeah. Thanks for the
opportunity. It was so fun. All right. Awesome. Bye. Yeah. Bye. Okay. Okay. I just want to tell you before you go,
that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers,
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