Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1577 - Sniffies, Bigger Dick Tricks, Phone Sex Voices, Super Hot Hotwives & More

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Starting point is 00:00:58 Welcome to the strictly anonymous podcast. Podcast. Strictly about this podcast. Conversations with online strangers. We place ads online. The Craigslist is definitely like the gift that keeps on giving. Real people respond. You go to Singapore or Thailand. You can't not do it. The temptation is just too much. With real problems. Do your friend know that you're banging her or no? No, he has no idea. And anything goes. Mono of the show, let your freak flag fly. Probably the only good advice I'll ever give you is to rehide your whips and change.

Starting point is 00:01:31 Here is your host, Kathy. Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy. If you want to follow the Strictly Anonymous podcast on Instagram or Twitter, follow the show at Strict Anonymous. If you want to be on the show, send me an email, strictly anonymous podcast.gm.com or go to my website, strictly anonymous podcast.com and click on Be on the Show. Now listen, this is my, in case you missed it episode. I'm doing it a day earlier this week, since it's a holiday week and most people, will be hitting the road on Friday, so I'm doing it on Thursday, because there are so many

Starting point is 00:02:05 episodes this week that this kind of an episode is so good for, because they are so many hidden things inside these episodes that only I can explain to you in this kind of episode. Does that make sense? Do you know what I'm saying? The reason why I'm doing this in case you missed it series is because a lot of times there's some super great little nuggets or things about an episode that I just can't explain to people in the description or a title. And I get to tell you it here. Okay. This is where you get the inside scoopage to so much. And people who aren't listening to this are totally missing out, especially this week, okay? Because I'm going to go through the rundown of this week's episode and tell you why you should listen to every episode I air. Not all of them,

Starting point is 00:02:50 but you know what I mean. But anyway, let's kick it off with Sunday's episode. Okay. I've been doing fun Q&As on Sundays. Now, my audiobook, came out and of course I'm going to promote it. Somebody said like, oh, wow, I can't believe how much you're promoting or it's so, it's so crazy how you shamelessly promote your book. It's like, is there anybody out there that would actually get a book published and put it out there not promoted? I have to promote it. But I didn't want to bore people with another Q&A about my book. So I made this Q&A about my book, but not about my book. Okay, what I did was I went through all the chapters and picked like all the interesting things that the people in the chapters did. And then me and

Starting point is 00:03:33 Adam came up with some great questions to see if we would do the things that the people in my book did. Okay. And there are so many great questions in this episode as well as answers. Okay. Like we answer things of like if you were going to hug up with a bunch of people and you were going to open up your relationship, would you be slutty or selective? What's the biggest age gap relationship you ever had. If you met the perfect person, how far would you go for them when it came to sex? Okay, I ask Adam if he'd do something for his girl. And he said he would. And you got to listen to the episode to find out what it was. But it was pretty hardcore if you asked me, but it just goes to show that, you know, if you met the one, you just might, you know, do what Adam did. Or maybe you won't. I don't

Starting point is 00:04:18 know. What's fun about Q&A's to me is like, everybody gets to play along. I get a lot of comments back on my Q&As where people tell me like, oh, my wife agreed with you or I didn't agree with you, that kind of stuff. Q&As are always fun. And always within these Q&As, you get so many, like, fun stories. You wind up hearing a lot more about me. I'm always like giving out some funny stories. There's a stalking story about when I stalked a guy from my gym, Jim from the gym,

Starting point is 00:04:45 J-I-M from the G-YM. You hear how I stalked him as well as why I fucking hate, you know, hashtag blessed, okay? people. Do you know why being told I look like a whore by my son's friend was like the nicest compliment I ever heard as well as like how and why I always wear high heels when I babysat. You'll have to listen to that. Adam tells a bunch of stories too. My Sunday episodes are great. Okay, if you're not listening to them, you're missing out. They're always super fun. So go listen to that one. Like I said, I decided to make it a fun Q&A. And it is fun and funny. I probably. I promise you, okay. Okay, Monday I had Cindy Wife. Cindy Wife doesn't disappoint. Now listen,

Starting point is 00:05:29 if you saw Cindy Wife, just seeing her would be enough. Okay, she's a 12 on a scale of one to 10. She's super hot, okay? And she also happens to be a hot wife who's so like down to just like roll with her husband. I mean, her husband is very specific and a little crazy what he has her do. And she just is like down to do whatever the fuck he wants, which I think is like super cool. that's what I love about Cindy wife. And what I love about her husband is he comes up with these crazy scenarios. Okay. When you hear the first story of how he got her to hook up with her first guy, you will not believe.

Starting point is 00:06:03 And the fact that she was down with it makes her, to you, probably way hotter than even her pictures are concerned. Okay. She also tells like a great cuck queen story that involves a makeshift Andrews Cross as well. Her episode is full of hot stories. She started a podcast, she told. okay she talks about the podcast she started it's called critical swingers where she gives like real reviews of things and she did do a review of hedonism on this episode that I hadn't heard before so wait

Starting point is 00:06:34 till you hear about it there's a whole nude and prude section in this episode that I thought was like highly fascinating okay you want to hear about the nude and prude pool check out Cindy wife's episode and you want to hear the truth about hedonism resort check out Cindy wife's episode and they go check her out okay she's got an axe and a fan are an only fan. She's all over my Discord. She's super hot. Doesn't disappoint. Her episode doesn't disappoint either. Tuesday I had on Jet. Now, all the women that listened to Jet and saw him on my Discord have been privately DMing me. Jet, if you're listening to this, I've gotten a lot of private DMs like, oh, Jed, I saw his pictures and now I'm kind of chatting to him and blah, blah, blah. Jet is super hot. He talks about on the episode that he took part of my dick pick contest and I think

Starting point is 00:07:19 came in fourth out of like 250 dicks, okay? Jets a hot guy. I've seen his pictures over on my Discord and my Patreon. But what he also is is just a very well-spoken together, thoughtful, fucking guy who has been in the lifestyle, both as a bull. And now as a guy that has a free pass from his cuck queen girlfriend, or wife, his cuck queen wife. He talks about his whole journey and it is a long journey because he had all these experiences in the lifestyle. And then he wound up married. a girl who had her experiences as well, but for some reason they didn't do anything for a very long time. And then when they came out of it, she was like letting him go fuck other girls because she likes to hear about it. What was interesting about his story was we ended with like a thing where he was like kind of perplexed about why his wife acts a certain way after, you know, he has experiences with girls because he plays solo and he was like, I don't really know. And I'm like, why don't you fucking ask her? But to me, the advice is so simple. I just can't understand why people.

Starting point is 00:08:23 just don't fucking ask questions and don't talk to each other. A lot of times it's that easy. Just ask a question. He's going to ask his wife the question. But what is the question? Go listen to the episode. It's good. Jet doesn't disappoint.

Starting point is 00:08:35 And if you want to see him and him in all his glory, go over to my Patreon, my Discord, you'll see him. And you could talk to him. He's super cool. Like I said, all the girls were DMing me privately. Like, oh my God, I love Chad. Anyway. Now my Wednesday episode with Scott.

Starting point is 00:08:50 Oh my God. First of all, everyone who listens to my show when I talk to guys who are into guys who have been on sniffies. You all know I am obsessed with sniffies. So after I talk to Scott and he told me about his experiences on sniffies and him like blowing guys. I mean, he's the guy that's like a cock sucker during the week. And on the weekend he sucks cocks or he sucks cocks one time and then the other time he's sucking cocks or he gets his cock sucked. I don't know. I forget what the whole thing is. But, you know, sometimes he's the giver. Sometimes he's the receiver. Sometimes he's getting

Starting point is 00:09:21 fucked in the ass, okay? Like Scott is hardcore. He also has a wife. Okay, so the beginning of that whole episode was super interesting to me because I was really trying to dig into his like sexless marriage. And I didn't get much from him because honestly what you get from Scott is like he solved the problem. Yeah, he's in a sexless marriage. And he just goes and gets his needs met by other men. And the reason why he gets his needs met by men instead of women is super fascinating to me. Okay. And it's not like I haven't heard it before. You know, Scott was never. never into dudes, but, you know, suddenly this is where he's getting his needs met and he couldn't be happier. He goes on to sniffies and let me just tell you, this guy has been meeting up with people,

Starting point is 00:10:01 not at the typical places. I have heard of people hooking up in Home Depot for a long time, a lot of times. I've heard of people meeting at the mall, but this guy, Scott, oh my God, he gave me other well-known stores that he is hucking up with. One of them happened to be home goods, okay? And so I was going to home goods like that very weekend and I'm like, I am going to check this out because I was like, you know, a lot of the stores that he was telling me, I was like, it kind of makes sense that guys would like pick it because there's a lot of women in those stores and not a lot of men. So probably the men's rooms are really quiet. And so I, when I went to home goods that weekend, I didn't have sniffies turn on it and I wish I did.

Starting point is 00:10:43 I did turn on sniffies though in my neighborhood. I'm going to tell you about that in a second. but when I went to Home Good at that weekend, as was my son, so I didn't turn it on, but let me just fucking tell you, I saw an older guy coming out from the bathroom when I was like going down one time and I was like looking at him funny. And then he just like bumped into his wife and he went. But I was like, you never know. Like he could have went in there. And then when I came back another time, I saw another guy coming out of there. So I think people are fucking hooking up in Home Goods just like he is.

Starting point is 00:11:10 I don't know. I saw two men walking out of the bathroom. And how common is it that you really see guys at Home Goods? really that much. I don't know. Now, I do want to tell you about the time that I did go on Sniffies when I wasn't with my son. I turned it on at home. While I was at home, I live in NYC in Manhattan, right? So there were so many guys in my neighborhood. I didn't see one in my building, but I don't live in a huge building. There's only like 60 apartments in my building. But let me tell you, I have huge buildings all around me. And there were so many dudes on there. And then I was like,

Starting point is 00:11:44 oh, is this a girl on there? And it wasn't a girl. It was. It was. was a trans woman. So you really see what's going on when you get on there and what's great about it is it's like not an app. Like you literally just go onto this webpage. You don't have to sign in for anything. The minute you log in, it just shows you all these people in the vicinity that are available for action. It's just a bunch of dick picks, like all these big dicks in my neighborhood. I saw them all over the building across the sheet for me, the building behind me, the building next to me. It was like crazy. I haven't turned it on since. I don't know why. I think I'm just too busy with my podcast and my child. But I am still obsessed with Sniffies. I need to get them to

Starting point is 00:12:24 sponsor my show because I love Sniffies. I highly suggest logging it. It's so crazy. I don't know if people like in other areas have as many people as I had because I live in New York and there's just so many more people. I'm curious if someone uses it in suburbia, like are there as many people, I don't know, but it was interesting to go onto Sniffies. I finally did it. So that was Scott's episode. His whole story and his stories are so fascinating. He's got a guy with a glory hole. First he started getting blown and then he started blowing. Then he started bottoming. There's a moment there too where I give him some good blowjob advice. It didn't sound like he was doing blowjobs correctly. So I give him a little tip. If you want to

Starting point is 00:13:12 tip on how to give good had, whether a guy or a girl, listen to the episode. Scott's episode does not disappoint. It's like hilarious and super interesting. That was Scott's episode. That was Wednesday. Thursday. Oh my God, Catherine. Okay, the title is Catherine joins the lifestyle and started hooking up with tons of guys after she went on HRT. Sounds like a story about like a hot chick who started fucking a lot of guys. But let me tell you, this is why this kind of episode is so great for a Catherine episode. because Catherine is like a straight up right out of like a 1990s sex phone line place. Okay. The way she talks, she's going to have you having a Woody the whole time. I was like laughing at

Starting point is 00:14:01 her because she is so sexed up when she's talking. It's like out of control. And these are the kinds of things I can't sort of let people know in my descriptions, but I can let you know now. you want to listen to Catherine's episode. Like I said, she had me laughing. The things that came out of her fucking mouth, besides the way she was talking, she talks like so, like, sexual in a way that's like so, like she would be like the best saxophone operator, okay?

Starting point is 00:14:28 But besides the way she talks, the thing she says, like, oh my God, there's like a time where all of a sudden a dick wound up in front of her face. I mean, and I think it was like a glorial experience. You have to listen to her whole. story. It is so good and I promise you, her story's killer, okay? But on top of it, the thing that takes her episode over the edge and is going to take it over the edge for you. And like I said, give you a slight witty the whole time is her voice and the way she talks. It's out of control.

Starting point is 00:14:59 I say it like 10 times on the episode. Her story, though, is really great. Now listen, Friday through Sunday, okay, it's a holiday and I did some repeats, but they're all great. Drew, the gay cuckled, okay, let me tell you. He was one of those guys, and there are very few and far between. I don't have to say one effing word, okay? Drew just told his whole story of being a gay cuck and how he realized he was turned on. At first, of course, he was jealous, and then he was turned on, and then he had this boyfriend, and he would, like, watch him afar, and it's like a whole killer story, okay?

Starting point is 00:15:34 I think his episode was the one that got me deleted from YouTube. I used to have a YouTube channel. I had, like, 42,000 subscribers. at the time where I got, like, canceled. I was getting like 500,000 downloads. My episodes got like 50,000 views in the first two weeks. Like, people love me over on YouTube, and I lost that whole community. And I think Drew was one of the last strikes I got.

Starting point is 00:15:56 And I don't know what I did in his episode that got me a strike, but his episode does not disappoint. I didn't have to say two words. So all of my hate listeners that wish I wasn't a part of my show because you love the stories, but hate that I disappoint. You love this episode, okay? then go listen to somebody else that doesn't talk to people and just interviews them. That's the thing about my show.

Starting point is 00:16:15 I will always like kind of interrupt and talk because my show, like I always say, is more of a conversation that you're listening to, not an interview. Okay, so I will always be talking on my episodes. If you don't like me, you know, I get it. That's okay. I like me. But if you don't like me, listen to another podcast because my personality, I was born with this fucking personality.

Starting point is 00:16:35 I'm going to die with it. So if you don't like it or dig it, it's not going to change anytime soon. You're not going to hear much of it in Drew. So listen to this one last episode before you split. Anyway, Saturday I have on Sergio, how to make your dick bigger with Sergio. Now, let me just tell you, I will never forget Sergio because when he first wrote in and told me he was calling in to talk about all this shit that he did to make his dick bigger, I was like, there's no way this guy is telling the truth. Then I got on the phone with him and I learned a lot from Sergio, okay? First of all, I learned that it is possible to make your dick bigger and thicker, okay?

Starting point is 00:17:12 And Sergio did it. And he talks all about it and gives you step-by-step instructions how to actually do it. It takes a lot of discipline, okay? And you have to be consistent, but you actually can do it. And the reason why I know Sergio wasn't foolish is because I talked in for an hour, but then after I aired Sergio's episode, I got so many guys emailing me that, of course, Sergio was right, because they did the same thing and it totally worked for them too. And Bathmate actually just started sponsoring my show.

Starting point is 00:17:40 You could get up to 20% off the BathMate Hydro Pump. There was a code in the description, but I decided to air his episode during this week because BathMate is my sponsor and that's the pump that he used. Okay. Now listen, if you want to make your dick bigger and you are someone that could commit to something and you have a stick to itness, you're a stick to it kind of person and you have a lot of willpower, then listen to Sergio's episode because it's the real. deal. He really did make his dick bigger and other guys have as well. Okay. I promise you it's the real thing. It's not some fake

Starting point is 00:18:13 bullshit like I thought at first. So Sergio does not disappoint. It's the real deal. That's my sexual health Saturdays episode. That's a repeat too. It's Labor Day. Most of you will be off. Having fun and summer. I hope everyone has a great holiday weekend. Sunday will be a repeat, but Monday will be a new episode. So stay tuned. Anyway, if you want to get my audio book, okay. Just came out and people are telling me they're getting woodies from it. The girl I picked to narrate it is hot and she's good and you will like it. I promise you get the audiobook. It's available wherever you listen to audiobooks.

Starting point is 00:18:49 The link to that is in the description as well. But anyway, thanks so much for tuning in. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only in paperback and e-book, but you can pre-order the audiobook. It's still not going to be out till August 25th, but you can pre-order it. The book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show. I kind of picked one story from each category that I talk about on my show. Like, there's a hot wife story. There's a cuck queen story. There's a cuck story. There's a gangbbing

Starting point is 00:19:30 girl story. Like I said, 17 stories. And they're all told in the third person. and they're all true. I took the interview and rewrote it in the third person. And I wouldn't really call it like a total erotica book. Think like penthouse letters. It's more direct. It's not so over the top like erotica. I don't really like that kind of vibe, right? But these are true stories. 17 of them. They're really short chapters, easy read. You could read, you know, one or two and then skip around. You could read the whole book. It's available in eback format, paperback format, and finally, the audio book is available coming out August 25th, but you could pre-order it now. And if you buy my book in any format or pre-order it, I will throw in a complimentary link to my Discord. My Discord does not disappoint,

Starting point is 00:20:21 okay? There's no way you get into my Discord any other way than getting the link from me, okay? I give it to people who buy my book. There's tons of people in there. Everybody shares content with each other, and that's what you get to do there. You could post your own pictures and videos. There's tons of channels. We have lots of contests where you can win a lot of money. It's a super fun place to be. It's a total, strictly anonymous community, and you will love it. I will be giving anyone who buys my book access to my Discord. It's private, like I said. All you got to do is email me a screenshot of your purchase, whether you did the audiobook, the ebook, or the paperback. send it to me at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com.

Starting point is 00:21:04 That's Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. And I will send you the link to Discord. So anyway, thanks so much for tuning in. This is the strictly anonymous podcast. Strictly anonymous podcast. Two and five Canadians will hear the words you have cancer. That's why every step and dollar raised matters. On September 19th, join thousands in Toronto for the Princess Margaret Cancer Foundation Walk.

Starting point is 00:21:40 Challenge yourself, friends, and family to walk 21 kilometers in support of life-saving research. Together, we can carry the fire and help create a world free from the fear of cancer. Register today at pmcfwalk.ca.ca.com.ca.

Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1577 - Sniffies, Bigger Dick Tricks, Phone Sex Voices, Super Hot Hotwives & More

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