Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1588 - First Orgasms, Anal Sex, Glory Holes, Famous Guys Kathy Fucked & More Q&A w/Kathy & Adam

Episode Date: September 13, 2026

Adam called in to ask Kathy a bunch of fun sex and relationship questions. Tune in to hear Kathy discuss exactly how she had her first orgasm, her first time having anal sex and how she felt about it, her first blowjob and whether she swallowed, whether she’d rather give a guy a rim job or go ass-to-mouth, the famous and noteworthy guys she’s slept with, pity flashing versus pity fucking, why a guy’s personality and vibe can make her attracted to him, whether she’d rather have a gangbang or service a glory hole, how she feels about the word slut and why she never fully embraced it, whether she’s ever enjoyed something sexually she never thought she would, her admittedly shallow love language, whether she’d rather have public sex at a swinger club, adult resort, private house party or hotel takeover, the oldest guy she’d sleep with and the kinks she thinks she’ll have as an old lady, whether it’s ever okay to snoop on a cheating boyfriend and what Kathy found when she did, the boyfriend whose friends repeatedly walked in while they were having sex, another boyfriend who tried to secretly tape them, whether she’d knowingly fuck a married guy, the married man she almost had an affair with, the horrendous Fuck, Marry, Kill questions Adam came up with and how Kathy managed to save them with her answers plus a whole lot more. GET A COPY OF THE STRICTLY ANONYMOUS BOOK! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY HERE: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠    To see HOT pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and click on "Be on the Show." Want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. All voices are changed.   Sponsors:  https://beduc.at/pd2634-anonymous⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Click here to take the quiz and  get your personalized SUMMER roadmap to sexual happiness ⁠⁠https://TakeLean.com⁠⁠ - 20% off + FREE rush shipping on Lean weighloss ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://VB.HEALTH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- To get 10% off DRIVE BOOST by VB Health, use code: STRICTLY  ⁠https://inda.shop/STRICTLY⁠ If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code STRICTLY #indacloud  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bluechew.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ — Buy 2 months of Bluechew GOLD and get the third month FREE! Use code: STRICTLYANON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Follow me! Instagram  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Everything else: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Here is your host. Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy. If you want to follow the strictly anonymous podcast on Instagram or Twitter, follow the show at Strict Anonymous. Okay, today, the Sunday episode and Sunday episodes I don't do my long ass intro. This is a Q&A with Adam. He's one of my favorite co-hosts. He's asking me questions, more questions.

He showed up with some good questions. I don't would you rather. He's got some weird fuck Mary kills at the end. I love fuck Mary kills and let me tell you I kind of ranked on him for his fuck Mary kills how old are you

that you're thinking of these people or these scenarios but he's got a lot of interesting questions about swallowing about anal sex about dungeons about gloria holes

about love language about did I ever fuck a famous person you're gonna get some like gossip for me stuff that I would never no one's ever really heard

Like I do talk about some people that you might know, but maybe not know. I don't know that I fucked. You still won't put together. You won't be able to put together who I am from these people. But you might know these people. I don't know. They're not really that famous, but just some no worthy people. We talk about that.

A whole bunch of other things. He asked me a lot of interesting questions. And some moral questions. Like, would you go through a boyfriend's phone or have you ever? Like, what, you know, would you fuck someone that was married or whatever? So you get a lot of my stories. You get a couple of Adam's stories. but basically I answer all these questions.

It's fun. I think it's always fun to hear me do Q&A's because you never know what you're going to get. When I do a Q&A, like a lot of times I know the questions ahead of time, but I never know really what's going to come out of my mouth or the person interviewing me or the person I'm asking questions. So they're always fun. And I think this one is fun too. So make sure to comment if you want over on Spotify.

Because a lot of times when I do these questions, I ask people in the audience. I wonder what they think, blah, blah, blah. So make sure to chime in. Anyway, I'm going to get right to be right back on with Adam. This is the strictly anonymous podcast. Strictly Anonymous Podcast. Hey, Adam. Welcome to the strictly anonymous podcast.

How are you today? I'm all right. How are you? Good. So listen, I've been calling you kind of like a co-host. You're on a lot. I like to have repeat people and people on that I know pretty well to have good conversations with. I've been loving my Q&As.

We've been doing a lot. We've done a lot of Q&As together, me and you. done a lot with other podcasters, females. All the Q&As are killer. Like if people aren't listening to the Q&As, they're missing out because I think they're always fun combos. There's never like a lack of questions to ask, right? No, they're definitely not.

This one, you're going to be interviewing me. You're going to be asking me some questions. Now, I do need to know because I want to, I've always thought to do one where we do like a quiz for a fifth grader just to show how stupid I am when it comes. So like, you know, educational facts. Like, you don't mean? Like, I know my IQ is very high. That's not your strong suit, for sure.

No, I didn't listen in school. So there's just some basic things. Like, I don't even know that I know how many states are in the United States. Like, shit like that. You know what I mean? Like, just the basic stuff that, like, a third grader would know. I really want to do an episode. How many letters were in the alphabet?

I have no idea. So that's how it prompted that. Somebody brought that up. And I'm like, I don't fucking know. And then my friend got in a big fight with me. Because I'm like, hot girls don't know shit like that. Like, we don't care. And he's like,

You're so ignorant. No, no, no. And he went on and on and we got to, you know, whatever. So I'm like, I don't really care how many letters are in the off button. Nor do I know. But people in my family do put me up at like family functions to just be like, ask Kathy a big question. Like, who's the first president?

I don't fucking know. Like, I don't know anything. You don't know who the first president was? No, I have no idea. No. Was it Lincoln? I don't know. I have no idea.

George Washington? Yes, well done. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So that was only such a guy. There's just basic facts that you would die.

People always do it to me because it's so fucking funny. And I'm fine with it because to me like intelligence, like I know that I'm very fucking smart. It's like, you know, because that's like IQ. It's what you're born with. Everything else like being, you know, well educated is like, you know, listening in school and stuff. And if you didn't listen in school, you don't fucking know. It doesn't mean you're stupid. It just means you were writing notes to your friends and you were jabber drawing it all the time.

You know what I mean? I was always like fucking talking too much in the same class. I wasn't listening. Okay, but anyway, that's, that's for another time. This time you're going to ask me some phone questions. You have some things. I just do want to tell you something, Adam, that you do know you made it and you are kind of like out there enough when you get a rude comment from somebody online.

And I just want to read you a fucking rude comment that somebody made about you before I delete it on Spotify and it don't air it. I was so excited. I was like, I'm not even going to tell them I'm doing. I'm just going to bring this up on the kid. The kid, the guy wrote, this guy, it was on one of our recent episodes, 50102, this guy is a moron. It's embarrassing as a man listening to this idiot. He sounds as dumb as a box of rocks.

Now, I personally wear these kinds of comments as a badge of honor. I get them all the time. As a podcast or somebody who has like, you know, you're privy to Yelp reviews. You can't fucking help it. they allow it. I mean, you just hear all kinds of shit. It's hilarious. That guy should read my book. He'd love it. Yeah, he ain't reading your book anytime soon. But you got a hate listener, which is always, you know, to me, you haven't really made it if you're not getting like rude comments at a certain point. I mean, unless you're one of those people

that everybody likes, I've never been that person. I was like a person that, like, even when I was younger, like, people would tell me, like, people in other towns didn't like me that I never met. I'm like, how do they even know me to not like me? I don't even know these fucking girls. I've always been kind of infamous, you know what I mean, and hated by some and always will be, and that's okay. So let's do a Q&A. You're going to ask me all the questions and get it. I've got a whole list. Ready?

Yeah. All right. The first orgasm you ever had with a guy. How did it happen? What was it like? Who was it? Oh, my first orgasm? You're going all the way back.

I mean, listen, I remember my first orgasm because I was so excited that I wasn't, like, going to be like a guest on Oprah talking about how I haven't had an orgasm for 50 years. I was like very afraid I was going to be one of those women because my first boyfriend when I was like, I was very young when I dated my first boyfriend. He was so much older than me. He was in a band and he was like this cool guy in my town. I was very intimidated by him and I never spoke up and I was just like a regular girl with him. And he never made me come. Like I don't remember ever having an orgasm from him. And then I had this guy. And honestly, the orgasm wasn't even from penetration or him going down on me or him fingering me, he was like spooning me and he took his dick and he

was like spooning me from behind and rubbing his dick on my pussy as we were like cuddling back and forth and I had an orgasm and I was like so excited. I was like, I wanted to write all my friends and be like, I finally had an orgasm. I mean, it was an outside orgasm, but it was my first one. And I was like, thank fucking God, because that first guy never did and I never said anything about it and I dated him for so long. He fucked me like a jackrabbit. Like I don't like guys that fuck like that. You know what I mean? Really fast, you know what I'm saying? Like, oh, it's gross. But he was my first boyfriend and he was old and I never said anything. So that was my first orgasm. You had an orgasm with your first boyfriend.

No, I didn't. No, that was the whole point. Are you fucking listening and following? The first guy never gave me an orgasm. That's why the second guy, when I finally had one, I was fucking happy. You don't pay attention. I mean, I get it if you're like after 30 minutes, you're not paying attention, but you were only five minutes in. Fucking get with it. I just wanted, I'll just give you one little piece. My first orgasm with a girl was totally clothed and she didn't even know I had one. So I'm with you on the whole not penetration, not sex. Yeah, thank God.

You were covered up because that is embarrassing. But I've had guys, I had one guy, I remember the guy I worked in a bar with it. He wanted to bang me for the longest time. And he finally got to. And he like prematurely ejaculated. And I think, and he was so fucking horrified. I mean, I think he rubbed it for one second and came and he was. so fucking embarrassed and I never slept with him again. So go on. I was a bitch when I was younger.

Go on. Oh, really? Only when you were younger, huh? Yeah, I'm not a bitch. I'm nice now. I'm not a bitch. I'm honest and I'm direct, but I'm not a bitch. Anyone who's been listening to you knows you're into anal. So what I'm curious is, did you always know you're going to mean to anal before you tried it? And when you first tried it, did you like it immediately? Yes. I was literally like a guy. Like I told my boyfriend, I wanted to do anal. No guy came to me and said, hey, I want to put my dick in your ass. And I was like, oh my God, okay, maybe I'll try it for you. No, I was like, dude, let's try anal.

I'm dying to shove something up my ass. Like, I need to do it. Like, I wanted to do it. I was always wanted to check every box off. And my boyfriend. And I remember like doing it in my house when my parents were home. I can't even believe the shit that we used to do. We were a little.

And my boyfriend Rod banging me in the ass. And I loved it from Dave. I mean like listen you're not going to want like as a girl and I think guys know this too like and I call it like being activated if you're activated in that region and you just like want something in there like you know it you're not going to be like oh I'm dying for anal if you're not activated so you know the fact that I wanted it and felt pleasure in that area just thinking about it meant it was going to be fucking amazing when he shoved it in and it was I always liked it I liked it but it wasn't something that was always on the menu you know what I'd be

activated for two months All I wanted was that and then do other things. But I did anal sex with like mostly every one of my boyfriends. And I was always the one to be raised my hand and be like, let's fucking do it. All right. All right. Good. Good.

All right. Swallowing. Did you swallow your first blowjob or is it something you learned to like or learn to tolerate? You know, I don't remember like the first time I swallowed. But like I remember the first time I tried to give someone a blowjob and I didn't know what I was doing. It was like, like I could like I literally could see the picture. in my head. It was like the one guy I was like trying to have sex with. Like I literally, no, but you know what I was like really young. Like I couldn't wait to lose my virginity and try everything

sexually so that I could like read Cosmo magazine and like relate to people. Like I just wanted to grow up. You know what I mean? I wanted to be in that world and having done everything. So I had a really good friend of mine. And he is the guy I wound up losing my virginity too. But we tried to fuck a couple times. It didn't work. I don't know why. But like I remember him like literally I see myself like his dick is in front of my face and I'm like, what do I do with it? He was like, just lick it like a lollipop. That's what I, that's exactly how I felt the first time I went down and I grow like, what the hell am I supposed to do? Yeah, but he was like lick it like a lollipop. I don't know. Do guys like their dicks lick like a, I mean, he obviously didn't know what

the fuck was going on either because like you want your dick lick like a lollipop if you're getting a blowjup? He should have been like suck it like a like a, you know, a fucking vacuum cleaner. Lick it like a lollipop? I, he, we were both inexperienced. So I don't know, but I do know my personality type is that you give me a job to do. I'm going to fucking do it no matter what it is. Like, I'm hardcore like that. So there is no way that when a guy jizzed, I was going to spit it out. Like I was, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know, like, when I decide to do it, but there is no way that I would have turned away from that part of the blowjob. It's not my personality. My personality type is like fucking just do it. You know what I mean?

Yeah, you'll go get it. Yeah, grin and bear it. You know what I mean? And over time, I like to do it and I don't mind and it's fine. But I'm not one of those girls though and I hate to disappoint everyone that maybe just got a slight witty. Like I'm not like, oh my God, I love come. Like it tastes so delicious. I know girls like that and you know, I'm sure guys think that that's like super hot. But I'm going to always swallow and I always do.

I think I just always thought that that's what you're supposed to do. I've always been like really mesmerized by like what people do when they don't swallow. And this was my favorite Venus cuckle just gave me a great. Q&A. She is so open. She was so into sex and she's so hardcore. And she gave me like all these great answers to all these crazy things. I mean, this bitch likes to get fisted. She likes to fuck many guys in the time in the in the in the day. She's fucked a lot of guys in her on her Instagram feed that are podcasters. And then all of a sudden she's like, oh no, I would never swallow. I was like, I love that. I love that. I love people that don't make sense. Like here she was. She

do everything, you know, double fisting, but no swallowing. And she didn't like to swallow. So It always is interesting to me, you know. So anyway, that's the slowing answer. All right. We're going to mix it up a little bit here. We're going to do a would you rather. Okay. Okay.

Would you rather do ass to mouth, your ass to your math, or give a guy a rim job? I think give a guy a rim job. I've given guys rim jobs. I don't mind that at all. Like I've always get, you know what I mean? I always, just like I want an anal for myself, I always, no guy ever. And I think that this is very common. I mean, no guy ever goes to a girl.

Maybe it's different now. And if somebody knew what I did for a living now, they'd be like, yeah, fuck me in the ass, Kathy, because they know I'm open-minded. But no guy in my life that I ever dated, ever asked for any kind of anal, ever said, do anything. It was always seemed like it was forced upon them by me.

You know what I mean? I was always the one to bring it up. And I would always go and give a rim job during a blowjob. Like, I was full service. You got the full service. You know, in the car wash? Yeah. What is it?

The gold? I gave the gold star logo. Not silver. Not silver, not budget. I gave like the full wash, the full thing. Get the balls in your mouth and everything for a bit there. The rim job. I mean, come on.

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It's kind of crazy to me how bad he looks now. It's like, because he's like probably like the hottest guy on the planet, most beautiful face. He could have been a model when he was younger. He's lead singer of Skid Row. And I was like, at this bar, I went to New Jersey. And I saw this guy with this playing the drums. And I'm like, who the fuck is that guy?

Because I'm like in New Jersey. And I'm like, this guy is somebody that doesn't belong here. He's not like a regular suburbia guy. And he's playing the drums and he's like fucking killer. And it turns out that, yeah, he's like Sebastian Bach's best friend. He was in a band. with him called Madame X. He was the drummer. His name was like Bam Bam Mark McConnell. And I just like fucked him until I want, because I just wanted to meet Sebastian Bach because I loved him.

And I hadn't, I mean, he was a full blown redhead, long, curly hair, really tall, like he, like not my type at all. And I fucked him for so long just to meet Sebastian Bach. And I went to Sebastian Bach's house. I slept in his fucking room. I was there all the time and he was never fucking home because it was like in the height of his thing. He was married, you know, and he was always off on tour. So I was always with Bam Bam, Mark McConnell, who by the way, passed. So he was like kind of famous adjacent because he was in Manamax. And then there was like a lot of people, oh, you know, there's actually someone that people would know. And I could out these people, because nobody would know who I am by saying these people that have fucked. But like there's a

famous record producer. I mean, he's like won awards and stuff. And people would know him in Nashville, Jay Joyce. I fucked him. I dated him. He was actually one of probably, I would say, anyone that knows if anyone's listening and they're a band and they got produced by him. He did like Flaming Red by what's her name, Patty, Patty, what's her name? Patty Griffin. Flaming Red, that fucking famous album, he like changed her life. And then he's done so much. Like the other day I was in the record store with my son.

He loves fucking good music and we're looking at Cage the Elephant album, real album, old school. And I turn it around and Jay Joyce produced it. He's won like fucking, like country music awards and everything. So Jay Joyce was a producer. This was like maybe right when I was like quit drinking, so when I was like 34, I dated him. I fucked him. He was one of probably the most interesting people I've ever met. He was so fucking cool. And then, you know, it's funny. I was looking at pictures of guys from back in the day of like the rock and roll scene in New York. Like there was this club called the

Limelight, Rock and Roll Sundays was like a big thing. And this place called the Cat Club and then Don Hills. And I was looking at this picture from this website where I had all these pictures of all these people. And I'm like, oh my God, I fucked three people in this one picture. And there's only four people in the picture. And anybody that was a part of those days, like, this is good gossip for anyone that was a part of that thing in New York. And that was like a big world in New York city back that time. Like I fucked Nikki Camp. I fucked Rudy Rails, who was from Battalion. And Nikki Camp, like, ran Don Hills. And he was like the runner of a lot of things. And then I fucked this other guy, Scott Du Bois, who was in cycle sluts from hell and warrior soul and like

all these things. And they were all in a picture together with one other guy. I'm like, oh, my out of my fuck that other guy. I would have fucked everyone in this picture. But that was like, so in the, in the 80s, they were like kind of famous in New York City. So that those were the guys.

Yeah, there you go. All right. Have you ever fucked anyone you weren't attracted to you? Like a pity fuck? You ever? Yeah, well,

I just told you the guy from Sebastian's friend, Mark, um, a pity fuck or no, like I mean, I, like I said, like,

you know, like that guy, I was like banging him to get to his friend. So yeah. Right. I just answered that question. that's not really a pity fuck though what's a pity fuck?

Like some guy's begging you to fuck him for a guy who can't get late and you're like all right I'll give you some sex oh no but I would I would like pity flash guys like okay so like if I was at the gym even to this day but it's not so much but like if I was at the gym and like some

fucking hot guy when I was bending over was like trying to look at my tits like I would like fucking hide them from him but if I was at the gym and I was bending over and there was like a nerdy loser guy like a nerdy not so attractive active guy checking me out. I'd let him look because that's like I'd be like he deserved. Like, why not? You know what I mean? Give it to him. Good. Good. So yeah, I pity. I pity flash, but I don't

pity fuck. And no girl would pity fuck. Like unless she's like a, like, you know, maybe people in brothels. Like I saw a girl and I'm like, oh, I want her on my show. She's like a famous, you know, what do they call the people that work in the brothel? I don't know with the cortisone, you know. And she says, like, her thing is like just helping virgins and people, you know. So there are people that Penny black people and I think that that's great but I'm not in. That's like a turnoff to me. Okay. Have you ever, have you ever met someone you're like oh no I'm totally not attracted to that person?

And then once you started talking to them all of a sudden you're like wow yeah I do. I mean, even though you weren't physically attracted to them. Well listen I mean, listen only a guy would ask that question because every every like girls are wired that way like that's like a big thing you know but like that like girls are wired to sort of fall for guy more so after he opens his mouth than what's on this surface. Because I'm sorry, like, you know, if girls didn't have makeup and hair dye and Botox and lipstick and filler and all the

shit, they'd be as ugly as men, okay? Like, we're only better looking and there's only so many more better looking women than there are guys because we have so much more things to make us look better than we really are. You know what I mean? Guys, you got what you got. There's nothing left. Like, that's it. You know what I mean? So not a lot of guys are that hot. No offense. Okay. Like you're not looking at their fucking hairy bodies and like, oh my God, I can't wait to rub up on that hair. So you got to like, it's all about vibe and personality. All about personality. And I'm just going to say this and I'm going to stick up for girls because like there's such this thing about like women liking guys that are like powerful or

have money. Like I remember going to a rush concert and wanting to fucking. Getty Lee. Okay, he happens to be probably the ugliest musician ever born, but him on stage, no, no, Getty Lee. Stephen Tyler's fucking hot. He's, he think Getty Lee's uglier than Stephen Tyler? Oh my God, are you kidding? You don't understand. Stephen Tyler's not ugly.

He's hot. The way it's all of those features put together is hot. He's not ugly. Okay, Getty Lee is ugly. He looks like a bird, but he is hot on stage commanding the attention of, you know, hundreds of thousands of people in Madison Square Garden, like girls. are attracted to that shit. Jamie,

Jamie Kennedy, Jamie Fox calls it the mist. You know what I mean? Celebrities have it. Famous people have it. And like wealthy man walking around. Like there's like women are attracted to those kinds of things. So you know,

like you could get attracted as a woman. Mostly we get attracted for every other reason than what a guy looks like. We're not wired the way men are. And I'm just going to say this last thing because men act as if like, these girls or like gold diggers are they only like a guy for his money or whatever it's like guys just like but guys are so wired to just like a girl because of the way she fucking looks

they're more shallow than anyone if you want to if you want to start making judgments about people and why they're attracted but I think we're animals first and a woman definitely not making any judgments no but men do all the time you know what I mean they think it's terrible that women like men with power and money and fame and all those things

but that's like a natural instinct in a woman she's looking for mantet like you know pay for her babies and take care of her young. I always say this. Like if I was a cow, I'm not going for the lazy ass fat cow in the corner that isn't doing anything. You know what I mean? Because he's not going to help me.

Like, he's not going to be able to take care of my fucking babies as a cow. That's not, like, you know what I mean? As animals, that's what we're trying. It's no different than a guy being attracted to a young, you know, hot woman because she's of childbearing age, you know? All right. Anyway. Sorry, it's my soapbox.

Yeah, I see that. Okay. I got another, would you rather? All right? Would you rather get gang banged or be the servicer of a glory hole? Oh, that's, you know, it's interesting. When you said gang bang, I'm like, oh, no, I hope the second one is better because gang bang has never been a thing that I've been interested in.

And listen, I have said, like I'm not interested in a lot of things and then suddenly became interested in them. So you never know, but still, to this day, even when you just said a gang bang, it didn't do anything for me. I would totally do the glory hole thing. Why not? Who cares? You don't have to see anything. It's just a dick through the hole, right? Do I got to blow it or fuck it? Like, what do I got to do? No, you got to blow it? Yeah, I totally do the glory hole.

Good. All right. Cool. I like that answer. That's a good answer. When did you start embracing the word slut? Was it ever a pejorative for you? Well, first of all, I was telling my son this story recently, because I remember when my brother called me a slut, and I didn't even know what the word was. Like, my brother called me a slut before, like, I was old enough. Like, I didn't even have boobs yet. You know what I mean? Like I was like a, you know, and I don't know. There was a rock thrown at somebody's head and I don't know if I threw the rock up my brother's head and he called me a slut or he called me a slut and then I threw the rock

in his head. But I remember there was like a rock thrown in someone's head. And I don't know if it was before or after he called me a slut. But I went inside and asked my mother what the word meant because I didn't even understand. But I was called a slut all my life. And I don't, you know, it was a very derogatory word when I was growing up. You know what I mean? And it really always bothered me because I never really understood it.

You know what I mean? I was always somebody and I still am to this day that just does whatever I want and whatever I'm inclined to do. Not like hurt people. You know what I mean? But like whatever I want to do when I want to do it. If I want to fuck a guy, I'll fuck him. Like, you know what I'll just do. Like that's what I'll just do. But yet it wasn't like the norm back then. So, you know, I think that I don't know that I ever embrace the word. Did I ever say that I embrace it? Why even asked me this? Well, because I know you and I have talked about slut. I think it's a terrible, because you told me, by the way, and I think I brought this up on a thing, that you told me that some girl called some other else a slut. Like, I mean, to me, it was never a word I would use against somebody. I never cared about what other people did in their sex life. I never used it as a bad word. It was always used against me and against women. I don't like when people use it.

I will call, oh my God, she's such a fucking slut. Like, I think it's fun. You know what I mean? in a good way, you know, but I don't embrace it. Women are taking it back. I mean, I love, I love the word as not as a, as a negative, as a positive. I think women who embrace their sexuality and have no moral obstacle to sex is a very attractive quality. So to me, slut is, is a positive word, but I know that's not how most people see it. Yeah, I don't really care about words. This is stupid. Like, you know,

I don't need to, I don't need to embrace that word to be slutty. You know, I never really embraced it. It always kind of bothered me. I don't like, I think it's a, when it's using a negative, I think it's really rude. But you could use it in a positive and I think it's great, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Um, has anyone ever done something to you in bed that you never thought you'd like, but when they did it to you in the heat of the moment, you're like, oh, wow, I kind of like that. Oh, no. I don't really, oh my God, I'm trying to think. Because like, when I say, like, I'm just like a down for everything. Like nothing was ever like ill gross or whatever.

I mean like and this is so weird that this would be. No, but this is that something I didn't do. So something that someone did that I really liked. Like you want me to give you an example? Yeah. For you. So like the first time a woman stuck her finger in my ass, she just went and did it while she was sucking my cock.

And I was like, whoa. Like I want her to stop. I didn't want her to stop. And if she had asked me while we were like going home, hey, do you want me to stick my finger up your ass on it? I'd been like, hell no. Oh, fingers got no reason to be up there, but she just did it. And I never thought I'd like it.

And holy cow, that was next level. So like something like that. Yeah, no, all those things, like I said, I wanted to try everything. So stick a hole in, stick anything in any hole. And I'm like down for it. So I do. There was one time where, because I like this weird position where a guy's laying down and my back is on his stomach.

Right? He's laying down first. My back is on his stomach. And I fuck him that way. And it's just like his, I don't know. it hits me the right way. And this guy when I was in this position with him, like, bit the shit. Like, he bit me so bad all over my back that. And I had a pool on my roof at this time in the city. And I just remember my friends being like, your whole back is like full of marks.

Like, what the fuck? Like I looked like I had been, you know what I mean? Like it was like, I had been to a fucking, you know, a BDSM party or something. But I got to say he was like sucking or hurting me. And like, I'm not typically one that is into pain. But because he just like started it when I was like half out of my mind into what was going on. It actually felt really good. And the more he did it, he did it the whole time. And it was like super fucking hot. And if somebody said, hey, could I bite your whole back, all kinds of areas? I'd be like, no fucking way. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's good. Yeah, it was good. Okay. So listen, I've heard you rant about rose petals on the floor. It's totally not what you're into. But is there

anything romantic that you're into? Like, what's your love language? Listen, my love language and people don't like this love language. And I really need to stick up for this love language because I need to explain it. People don't, like my love language is gifts, okay? And I happen to be a great gift giver because my love language is gifts. So to me, everybody that knows me will tell you like Kathy gives like the best gifts. They're just like, because to me gifts is not about the like the actual thing. It's about like the thoughtfulness behind it.

Though I did used to count my presents at Christmas and if like I didn't get as many as my brother sister, I thought my parents didn't love me. If a guy got me something that was like not expensive, I thought he doesn't really like me. You know what I mean? I do judge gifts to be like how much someone cares about me. Okay, we all know that everybody's talking about weight loss injections because the results are so dramatic. They work and they work by lowering blood sugar and reducing appetite.

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I don't give a shit about that. It's a thoughtfulness behind it. And that's what gifts, people that have their love language is gifts is a thing. So I like when guys like, buy me shit. So like, but like no guy ever bought me a Chanel bag or a Lubiton shoes or any shit like that. It's not about that. You know what I mean? It's about actually thinking and putting something together.

And like, it is kind of funny because, and flowers, I do like flowers. Like, I don't like the rose petals, but recently. And this was like the weirdest thing. Like out of the blue, my booty call guy, who haven't seen in a while, by the way. And like, you know, we're like just friends and we're service calling each other, you know. And he was like, just text me out of blue. I can't even say, because this was doing it. He's like, can I send you flowers?

And I'm like, what? Like, you obviously sent this to the wrong person. You know? No, no, seriously, I really 100% believed because I know this person for very long. Really, 100% like this was like a text to somebody else. Like, you know, you actually were supposed to send this and you should know this so you could send it to the right girl. And he's like, no, no, no, for some reason. I'm feeling very romantic.

Can I send you flowers? And I have to say. And I told him this, by the way. I was like, oh my God, my God. I just felt tingly in my vagina for him for the first time in a long time. Because like, you know, a booty cold guy over a while. I'm not like really that horny for them. But like I get in the mood when they're there.

It's like just for the sex for sex, you know. But like I felt horny for him. Like I hadn't in so long because he was getting me flowers. And I was like, oh my God. I am a girl. I'm a girl. such a girl. I'm a girl.

Just you don't like the petals on the floor. You like him on the flowers. I do like flowers. And I think that's because I think it does tie into my love language thing with gifts. It is the thoughtfulness of it. And, you know, the thoughtfulness of that made me a little bit more horny for him. I was like, oh, that's a little weird. But, you know, I get it.

Like, that's my thing. And everyone has their thing. What's your love language? Do you know? You're definitely not gifts. You never got a girl flowers in your life. You're so cold. you and your girlfriend like you made a, like you guys think it's so stupid on Valentine's Day.

You never get gifts for each other. You like you don't believe in them. Like, what's, we didn't. Yeah. Jane and I just, we were,

no, but you even said in your life, like, you don't believe in gifts. Like, you don't like get any of that stuff. I've never said that in my life. I don't believe in gifts.

That's bullshit. Of course I believe in gifts. You said you got never got any gifts in your family. Well, we just weren't, we weren't very gift-giving, but we gave gifts. It just wasn't,

like, a priority. Right. So what is your, love language. You know what they are? Yeah, my love language is spending time with someone, is doing stuff, is doing acts of service. Service, like fixing things in their house or taking them places or surprising them. No, what makes you feel loved by them? Oh, blowjubs. Yeah. So physical touch. I'm not talking about sexual touch. Just like even when you're holding my hand, putting your hand on my

leg. Yeah, that can be physical thing. I really like physical touch. Okay. Yeah. All right, there you go. You wasn't supposed to be your Q&A. It's okay.

I put you on the spot. Okay. Would you rather, would you rather have sex in public at a swinger club, an adult resort, private house sex party, or a hotel takeover?

And you had to have sex in public at one of those events. Okay, since we're only at 30 minutes, I'll go through every one of them until you, yes or no, okay, and the one that I would. Now, house party, I'm not interested in. I don't want to go to somebody's house that might be dirty for me. I hear that they have food.

That freaks me the fuck out. Like, I don't want to, I don't like to see other people's food and Tupperware. It, like, grosses me out. What's the opposite of love language? That's what other people's food is to me. Do you know what I'm saying? Drying out language. No, like just the hatred language.

is like any kind of negative food experience. Like I just don't like, what's those things where you go to a party and people bring their own food? Like, I don't like it. And I've heard, yeah, like, oh, I've heard that they have food at these parties. Like, I'm not into the house sex party. What's the other one? The resort?

No, I wouldn't do the resort. Yeah, like an adult resort, Cancun or whatever, you know. Yeah, at 57, I'm not doing, you know, if I was 20, if I was even 40, if I would have done the resort because I would get a tan and I'd be naked. it outside, but I would not want to be in the broad daylight at 57 fucking in front of people. So there is a no to the resort. What's the other two? The Swinger Club.

Uh-huh. And the hotel takeover. Now, those are close because both of them are going to have a vibe, right? They're going to, now listen, I would probably pick, you know, but the hotel takeover, I'm wondering if they have good lighting. It's all about the lighting to me. Yeah. And there's nothing worse than going to like a place.

and the lighting is like their fluorescent lights are on or they don't. And hotels don't have good lighting. I don't know how they could light it up. So do they just turn all the lights off and they have, you know, I don't know. So I think I'd pick the Swinger Club because it'd be dark. It'd be strobe lights.

It would be fucking loud music. There'd be a vibe and it would be contained and it wouldn't be. And because you're saying I can't fucking private, right? Like the hotel takeover would be fun because you could just go up to a room and have like a little for some. Yeah, no, it's got to be like a group thing where people are everywhere. Yeah, then I would totally do the Swinger Club.

All right. This is a question I've been asking myself. What's the oldest guy you'd sleep with? I mean, me, women, but... What's the oldest woman you'd sleep with? Now that you're so old. She was, I mean, it just depends on how she looks. If she's super hot in 70s, I'd be like, sure, even 80s.

If she's hot, she dress, I got to say, I saw, this is kind of weird. my friend's mom showed up uh my mom's friend showed up at our house a couple years ago and she's in her 80s but she had like skinny jeans on and she had this great blouse on her hair was done right and i was like damn she's looking kind of hot and i was like god can i fuck someone in their 80s so it's just about the vibe and and what they look like so i'm not going to put an upper limit um on on me but i i wouldn't be turned off if they were hot and i found out they were in their 80s well i just one though, with a four guy that has like a kink for older women, which I would say you had because even when you were younger.

Growing up, yeah, absolutely. When I was young, I was banging the 40-year-olds. Right. So I wonder if you have, because I remember my guy friends once were trying to pit me out to their friend who liked older women. And this is like when I was 40. I was like, you know, over the hill to guys. So they're like, oh, maybe he'll like you because he likes older chicks.

But I looked really fucking young at 40. And he wasn't into me because he was. wanted like a really old looking person. You know what I mean? Like because if you're into old, you want, and I wound up seeing who he went. Like, so I just like, so for you, if you have like that kink, don't they have to look kind of oldish in a way just so that you know that they're older? No. Does that go with it? It's just, it's just the number that's the turn on for me. Oh, just knowing. Not necessarily the look. Okay. So just knowing. I wonder though, I think some people though the kink is they want them to look older. So they really.

No, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, because his girl that he wound up with really looked like she could be his mother. You know what I mean? And that was his thing. That's what he, but that's what he was looking for. Yeah, I've had that. People think the woman I'm banging to my mom.

It's great. So, but maybe you have that thing. Maybe. I remember being with my old co-host Tommy at, we went to his parents' house in Florida once. And, you know, it was like an old age, you know, home place, you know, because it's his parents. And so there was all, like, senior. citizens around in. I was like thinking in my head, because I'm watching

him, you know what I mean? Watching his eyes. And I'm like, he's fucking checking this old lady's out. He went in and fucked it. I was thinking, I remember what he was like fucking me. I'm like, I think he's probably pretending I'm one of those fucking ladies in their like one pieces and their gray hair. Like he was like,

I know, because Tommy was into some crazy shit. And I just know how guys are like, you know what I mean? Went in Rome. Like, why not? I don't know. He was a very, like he just had that kind of mind that I'm like, he wants to fuck these ladies. And they were like straight up senior citizens. I definitely believe he had it.

No, when I was in my 20s, I like women in their 40s, and I love it when people would say something about my mom, and I'd be like, she's not my mom. Yeah, but if you went to a retirement place, like, would you like the hottest 80-year-olds at the pool?

I don't know, I've heard retirement homes, but we're like all the fucking bangs going on now. Oh, yeah, I told you when I was little. I was like, I can't wait to be like 65 and just like fucking the world. I actually just want to be six, like I don't know what age it is, but I always tell my sister this. Like, I don't know what age it is that I just cannot look good if I tried and I don't have to anymore. Like, I can't wait for that age because I could just put on a fucking moo-moo and I could sit around and I could eat whatever I want and I don't have to worry about it.

Like, I mean, those will be like the best years of my life. Like I think I will be a very happy, very old lady. You know what I mean? Because you spend so much time as a woman like looking good and keeping yourself up and everything. And my sister's like, you're still going to be as picky about everything. Like, you think you'd be like, oh, eat whatever. You're not going to, but I dream about those days, just being old. But you still have answered the question.

What do you think the oldest guy would sleep with right now? Oh, I'm not avoiding it. Listen, I like a gray-haired, distinguished guy, right? Like, and I remember actually, Jay Joyce, okay, the famous producer guy that when I was dating back in the day, when I was like 34, he was like 46. I mean, he's probably really old. I don't know how old he was, but he looked, and you know, my friends were like, oh my God, he's going to have an old man ass.

Like, you're going to die. Like, wait until you see his old man ass. Like, we just thought he was going to be like, that's what people were telling me. He didn't. He looked fucking killer. He had no old man ass. I've never seen an old man ass in my life. You know, I don't know what age that is that a guy gets an old man ass, but I have seen

older gray hair guys that look put together nicely and I find them attractive, you know. so I don't even know. Like, I mean, you know, now that, and but when I was younger, I never really liked way older guys, you know what I mean? It wasn't, but now that I'm like 57 and I want to be the hot piece of ass in the relationship, I'd go for like 65, 70 sounds so old, but so does 57. It's just so fucking old. Isn't it being old, gross?

I guess it's so gross. It's just stupid. I don't know. I don't like this question. 65, 67, you know. All right. But like a youngish, like, I'm very young at heart. Like, and I'm not like, I don't buy into age, like, you know, as much as it is.

So I would need somebody that had the spirit of somebody younger, which most people do nowadays. You know, a lot of people do. So, you know, I'm not, it's not going to be like a 70-year-old guy with a walker. Yeah, 70's the new third. Yeah, but a 70-year-old guy that's at the gym, like I am fucking lifting weights. Sure. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Have you ever gone through a boyfriend's phone or email or anything like that? Oh, email. Yes, that's in my book. And phone, yeah. Like, I went through Nick's fucking drawers. Like, I was looking through all this shit. But that's because he cheated on me. And he, and it's funny.

It's funny because I just had Sammy Amount on my show. And she talked about loving, like, pussy-flavored dick. Like, she likes her guy to go fuck someone else. And then he comes to her when his dick smells like another girl's pussy. And she's like fucking dicks it. And I remember my boyfriend. came home, big dick neck, was away for the weekend. This one, there was like answering machines.

I left him 80,000 messages. He wasn't like he never, and then when he did come home, I went over his house to fuck him. And he, his dick smelled like pussy. And I was like, what the fuck? Like, your dick smells like fish. Like, what's going on? And he's like, looked me straight in the eye and was like, what are you talking about? Like, I love you so much.

I would never do anything. Like, you know, and so, and I bought it, right? Because he looked me straight in the eyes, like dead set. Fucking dished out the line. Like I would never cheat on you. a lot, you know, and he did, like two weeks later, the phone rings, it's the girl. Oh, and he was like buying her flowers. I mean, he was like straight up a secret affair with some girl that lived in the city.

And I caught him cheating. And then I had to fuck him because I had to get him back. And then I stayed with him and then I turned into a fucking lunatic. And I would look through shit all the time. And then, wait. Oh my God. I forgot. This is such a good story.

And then, and I would just, I would always be like there's just something fucking about this guy that I don't know, you know, like, fuck the. girl like there's more to this story you know what I mean like I just had the instant like the intuition that there's like something's going on with this guy that I don't fucking know and uh I need to get to the bottom of it because I think he did break up with that girl God knows what he was doing behind my back but I was always rifling through his shit and everything and so one day it literally it's the same day that I literally look at him and say to him to his face before I knew anything I say to him straight to his face like sometimes when I look at you I think that you're living like a double life that I know

nothing about and he's like yeah whatever yeah And I swear to God, I'm not fucking making this shit up. It's like a lifetime movie moment. Two hours later, his answering machine answers. And you know, back in the day, answering machines like you, you know, whatever the person is saying to your message, you hear, everyone hears. Right. So there's a guy, okay, a guy saying, hey, so I'm responding to the ad in the paper for the masseuse. And I'm like, what the fuck is that?

And he looks at me, he's like, oh, I don't know. That must be a mistake. I'm like, we're going to get the fucking paper right now. I'm like, get in the fucking car. He was a weed head. He starts smoking up. He's like taking as many hits as he fucking can to get as stone as he can because he knows he's about to be fucking busted.

I'm like, we're going to get the fucking gazette, okay? We go to get the gazette for 20. Yeah, we had to find a fucking quarter. Get the gazette. Open it up and sh right there. He was like fucking ping himself out. as a masseuse. And he was trying to tell me it was to girls,

but it was like a guy calling. And the guy kept the guy, by the way, the guy that was doing, they were like fucking ranking on him. Like they were just calling like jokes. You know, he wasn't even getting real fucking people that wanted to massage.

That's funny. Yeah. By the way, I'm sorry. I do. And I've had this debate and people are going to go off on me about this.

I've had this debate about like whether you can go looking for someone's shit or whatever. You know, I do think if somebody is like fucking lying and lying and lying driving you mental and you're not like, I do think it is appropriate every now and then at a certain

point to, you know, glance over at someone's fucking phone or go in and look. So I don't know. I don't think it's that bad. Sort of like if there's reason. Yes. You have to be pushed to the thing where you're just like, oh my God, so mental that you have to know. You know what I mean? So many people are high and mighty like, oh, you should never and you would never. But like, you know, those people have never dated Big Dick Nick who was living a double life and cheated on them with dirty fucking stinky fish dick. Okay. And look me straight in the eyes.

Okay. Fucking asshole. Anyway, come on. All right. I think by the way, I think he turned me into a cuck queen. A lot of cucks and cuck queens have cheating like that in their past.

And you take that jealousy and you turn it into a turn on. Do you know what I mean? Because literally right after like he fish dick, like I fucked him. And I had to fuck him to. get him back. Like it was like, oh, no, you know what I mean? Like, you got to come and sign my pussy now, not hers. And like, there was like this thing.

But I think that sometimes a lot of times, like, there is that kind of cheating thing that happens, this triangular thing that happens to people who get into the cuck thing way later. And you turn that jealousy kind of into a turn on, you know? And I learned that through my show. And I think Big Dick Nick, it was all his thing. My first boyfriend cheated on me too. So there you go.

Go on. All right. All right. what's the weirdest thing sexually someone's asked you to do someone asked not necessarily that you did it but what's the weirdest ask you had

oh I mean like I said I've just down for like someone tried like I've done hot wax like I've tried everything like I used to ask boyfriends like I'll do anything like let's try to think of something that we could do and they would have no imagination Was any of them asked you No one said oh I want you to blah blah blah

No, it's funny because, like, the only thing that comes to my mind, and it's something that I would do now. Like, I remember, and this is like so before my show and so like, and this was actually Rudy, Rudy from Battalion, Rudy the singer from Battalion. So many years ago, one of the guys that I fucked that was big in the New York scene at the time, he would always, Rudy would always when I was fucking him, his friends would come into the room. And I'd be like, get the fuck out. Like, you know what I mean? And he wouldn't do, like, and I believe he was setting all this shit up. Like, now after my show, it's not so. weird, but like that was the only time that ever happened to me was with him and it was always and

it was always different friends and they always tried to get in on the action and that was probably obviously something that he was into that he never spoke about or talked about and I thought it was like the craziest thing, you know what I mean? And I was like, get the fuck out. You know what I'm saying? Like I always thought it was super rude and I had another guy, one of my boyfriends like I caught him trying to tape us. There was like a fucking video camera. I'm like, you couldn't have you hit it better? Like, it's like right in front of my face, you fucking asshole. Oh my God. That guy was a douchebag. Pay no attention to the red dot.

Swear to God, it was there. And he had a bunch of roommates and they're probably all going to get popcorn and watch it when he was done. I was like, you're the fucking asshole. So I don't know that there was anything that someone asked me weird. Because normally, like I said, I'm a trooper. I'll be like, okay, I'll try it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I have a friend who's always asking girls if he can piss in their mouth. Oh, really? Really? Yeah, no one's ever. That would be a good one. You know what I mean? I wouldn't let some, I wouldn't have someone do that. I would say no.

All right. Would you, if you, would you fuck a married guy if you knew he was cheating? If I knew, like, listen, there's been times. Tommy was one of them and we went to that fucking vacation in Florida where he was a hit on the old people. Like he was dating somebody, but I didn't know they were still dating until in, I was involved. Like, that boy. friend that I just told you about that tried to like fucking videotape me like when I first went to his house and there was pictures of a girl all over. He told me that was his ex-girlfriend. He forgot to take it down. And then the next time when I saw they were still there, he said, oh, I still forgot. And then the next time he said, okay, we're still, we just broke up, but I'm still kind of dating her. And then the next time I was like, yeah, we're still dating. Then the next time he's like, can you help me buy her a present? And I'm like full-fledged dating a guy that has another

girlfriend and I'm okay with it because it just happens slowly, you know? So have I fucked people that I've been with other people. Yes. Would I go into it if he's like I'm like probably not right now clear headed? You know what I mean? But if I was with somebody and then I found out later and they were like really good in bed and then I found out later they had somebody like there was a guy. I got to say this is actually, no, this is like one that will contradict.

There was a guy that my friend worked with who was so fucking super hot. I really liked him. And I would just tell him to his face he was fucking hot because he was married off the table. You know what I mean? he was like married and he loved his wife. But his wife, and he, he's,

him and her are actually in my Valentine's Day PSA because she was like a little bit of a mental patient. She didn't let him eat anything and she didn't like sex or anything. But they were like a great parent. He really loved her, but he just got nothing at home. And like, we used to make out and stuff.

And like, you know, we never like fucked. And there was a point though where he literally probably, he had a lot of money. He worked in like a, you know, a finance place with my boss friend.

And he was a very, very wealthy and fucking haunt of shit. And like I said, loved his wife, but he, we would like make out and it was like fun, you know, and we were doing it even be on my friends back, like, you know, and he eventually propositioned me to like set up this thing. I'll bring it to the Brian Park Hotel.

We'll like fuck, like, you know, we'll do it once a month. Like, you know what I mean? Like, he wanted to do those play setup. And I just remember being so torn because I would, like I never, like I didn't think making out was that bad, but I never wanted to take it there because I wasn't even telling my friend and this was my best friend's friend. You know what I mean?

And thank God I think I started dating Jay Joyce at the time, like who I started dating somebody else and I just got taken off that path because, and I was so happy because there was like between my legs really wanted to run to the hotel and start fucking him. But the other part of me didn't want to do get involved that way with that guy. You know what I mean? So. But it wasn't a moral question. You just didn't want the complexity.

No, it was a moral question. Like I didn't want. Yeah, yeah. I was really horny for him. I didn't want to get involved in that kind of a thing with that kind of a guy. Like making out was one thing. And I have been involved with guys that had people. But going in knowing right off the bat, probably not.

Like I'm cheating. Do you want to fuck me? No. But have I been with people who are cheating? Yes. But is it because you don't want to be in, you think something's wrong? Or it's like because you feel bad for the wife or just you just don't want to, that just seems like too much drama for you.

Yeah. I don't want to deal with. that in that situation. Just too much drama. Yeah, I'm not interested in that guy. Like, I don't want to be that person for that guy in that situation. I'm not listening to him complain about his fucking wife to me, or lie and say everything's great or lie and say everything's not great.

You know what I mean? They're all fucking lying when they're cheating. So, yeah, I wouldn't go into it knowing, but I have been with people who have been with other people. And it just, you know, and I'm not like high moral police where when I find out, I'm like, oh, I'm just going to walk away because it's so terrible. And people will, like, you know, be really probably, judge me for that, but I'm being honest.

Okay. Yeah. All right. Yeah. All right. Would you rather, if you went to a dungeon, be put in a cage, put on an iron cross, put in locks, or tied with Shabari and suspended? No, there's got to be.

There's no other ones? No, that's it. I have claustophobia. I'm, like, not even going into the dungeon, okay? I'm not even entering the door for the dungeon, okay? I'm not interested in any of it. First of all, I'm locked in a cage. I'm locked in a cage.

I think that the St. Andrews Cross, are you just holding on or are you locked in? No, you're tied on. You're tied on to the cross. No, fuck all of it. I have claustrophobia. I can't. I, you just lock my legs and leave my arms open.

It's fine. Sorry. That's where I draw the limit. All right. That's all the questions. I got a quick fuck Mary kill. Um, here's the weird one. Okay.

Ready. Now this, I, not the current people in these positions, just the, the office. Would you of fuck marry kill, president of the U.S., king of England or the Pope? Oh, God. This is, that's the dumb. Like, that's so, first of all, who's going to fuck a Pope? Nobody. Someone's got a kink out.

Someone's got that kink. No. Yeah. President, the king. I'd, I'd fuck a president. I'd marry a king and I'd have to kill the Pope. You'd have to kill the Pope. Yeah, sorry.

I wouldn't want to be married to a Pope. I wouldn't fuck a Pope because it's against his religion. So I'd have to kill him. I do have a free pass to heaven because my father's a priest. So, you know, I just have to use it after I kill the Pope. You want more? You want another? Yeah, sure.

All right. So these are, all right, so John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King or Gandhi when he was young. Oh, my God. What are you living in like? what century are you living in with these people? This is so stupid. We're like we're not 65.

Okay. Pres, uh, JFK, Gandhi and Martin Luther King. Yeah. And Gandhi when he was young, not when he was old and, you know,

I'd have to, I, I might, oh, I think I'd marry Martin Luther King. I'd fuck J.F.K. And I'd have to kill Gandhi for the same reason. I'd have to kill the Pope.

Yeah, no, yeah, I'm with you there. Yeah. It's too nice. I feel like he'd shut me down all the time. Like he's no fun. I know. All right. There we go. We'll go with rock stars now. Tommy Lee, Kurt Cobain, John Lennon.

Oh, okay. I would, I would fuck Tommy Lee. He's not interesting enough to marry. To me, like, I think he's not as smart as I would want someone to be, like intelligent IQ wise, but he's fucking hot. Okay, I'd fuck him every day. of my life, but I couldn't marry him. Kurt Cobain and who, John Lennon? John Lennon, yeah. Yeah, John Lennon's too extreme for me. It would be annoying. Like, we'd have to protest and shit. Like, I'm not into that. He's too big a picture. So I, and Kurt Cobain is complex and has many layers and is a tortured soul. And I, and he's probably brilliant genius and he's probably so interesting to talk to. I would totally marry him. And I'd kill John. I'd have to kill John and poor John Lennon. Again, man, poor John Lennon.

He's just too, he's too, he's a very big activist. You know, and I'm not into, I just had a boyfriend that thought I was going to go with him, knocking on people's doors to be a Democrat. And I'm like, go fuck yourself. Like, I'm not into that shit. You know what I mean?

I'm not into marching for anything. No offense. I love that other people do it. That's just not my thing. Sorry. There you go. That's why I don't talk about that shit on my show. Got it.

Yeah, I'm with you. Yeah, I hear you. Okay. So is that, is that, Yeah, it's all the questions I have. That's it. I love it. I love all these questions.

That was fun. Do you think they were interesting? I don't know. I never know if people are going to find these things. Like my story is interesting. I just never know. But I hope that people do. Those were the weirdest, like,

I, you know, I think you like old people because you're rolling at a much older age than you are. Because those, those, um, fuck Mary kills were like 15 years ahead of your time. Tommy Lee and Kurt Cobain are not. ahead of my time. Kurt Cobain died like 40 years ago, okay? John Lennon hasn't been alive for 42. Yeah, all right. John Lennon, sure.

Yes, there's only one. There's only one. There's only one. Yeah, you're like, you're like, what happened to you? Like, what do you mean the three of the biggest rock stars? They're the biggest rock stars to you? What world do you live in? I mean, not the biggest.

There's three of the biggest. Okay. Well, you couldn't pick people that were alive, but whatever. I'm just criticizing you. Only two of them are dead. On the three. All right, but anyway, thanks for calling in and doing this fun Q&A. Do you want to give a shout off to your book?

Seek the Risk. I'll put the thing to your link to your book. You're a great book. We'll do it. Thank you. All right. Appreciate that. I'll put that in the notes.

In the notes. Yeah. Seekthorres. Dot net. They can find you in your book there. But thanks out and thanks so much for calling in. Of course. Bye.

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