Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1612 - Double Threesomes, 8 Guys in One Night, DP vs. DVP. Famous Hookups and More a Q&A with Marcela
Episode Date: October 4, 2026Marcela is back for a Q&A where she answers all of my questions about her sex life, her experiences in the lifestyle, the famous guys she’s hooked up with and a whole lot more. Tune in to hear all t...he details including the most common things guys tell her when they call her on Sex Panther, how many orgasms she can have one after another, how often she masturbates and how she does it, her body count, her favorite sex position, the most guys she’s been with in one night and what went down, the two separate threesomes she had back-to-back in the same night and who they were with, her experiences with DP and DVP and which one she prefers, her deep-throating experience and why gagging is part of it for her, why bigger isn’t always better, how she feels about watersports, why anal is her favorite kind of sex, the adult resorts she’s visited and the hotel takeover she recently attended as a unicorn, why she isn’t into younger guys, how she met some of the famous athletes, actors and other celebrities she’s hooked up with, a few rounds of Fuck, Marry, Kill, what she loves about certain Sex Panther calls, plus a whole lot more. To find out more about Marcela, check out Marcelaalonso.com GET A COPY OF THE STRICTLY ANONYMOUS BOOK! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY HERE: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To see HOT pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast and when you join ANNUALLY, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show." Want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://qualialife.com/ANONYMOUS Magnesium, multiplied. 10 forms for total support. For 50% off and save an extra 15% with the code ANONYMOUS https://bluechew.com — Buy 2 months of Bluechew GOLD and get the third month FREE! + 10% OFF first order, Use code: STRICTLYANON https://VB.Health - To get 10% off DRIVE BOOST by VB Health, use code: STRICTLY https://beduc.at/pd2634-anonymous Click here to take the quiz and get your personalized SUMMER roadmap to sexual happiness http://DipseaStories.com/STRICTLYANON — Get first week FREE then 25% off Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ X https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else: https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Okay, today I have a fun episode with Marcella.
She's a fellow podcaster.
She has her own podcast called Get Schooled with Marcella.
I was on her podcast.
She's been on my own podcast.
She talked to the first episode about her whole backstory, which was super interesting.
The episode number will be in the description.
But on this episode, we do what I typically do on Sundays, which is a super fun Q&A.
I ask a lot of the same questions that I ask other women, but I always get such unique answers.
And Marcella does not disappoint.
I mean, it was very hard to find something that she wasn't into or that she hadn't done.
Like when I asked her how many guys she had done in one day, it was crazy.
She also did two like threesomes in one day.
And when you hear who she did the threesome's with, you're going to die.
She's kind of been there, done that everything.
I do so many different questions for her.
Like what's her body count?
What's her favorite sex position?
She's a size queen.
We do talk about whether she ever fucked or dated anyone famous.
I have to add out all the names, but she gives the answers.
We also do some fuck Mary kills.
And would you rather?
Because she was like in the swinger community with her.
one of her husband.
So, you know, we do questions about being in the lifestyle.
She was also a dancer in her past.
So she's fucked a lot of guys.
Wait to hear her body count number that she gives.
Like I said, she doesn't disappoint.
I ask her so many questions.
You get to know Marcella even more so on this episode.
So if you want to know more of the questions,
they'll be in the description.
But I'm going to get right to it because it's a Sunday.
and I like to keep my intro short
and be right back on to Marcella.
If you want to find her podcast,
her substack,
her sex panther,
because she's on Sex Panther,
and you could video with her,
okay,
and she's hot,
all right,
you could go check her out.
You just Google her name.
You'll see.
All the links will be in the description.
But anyway,
I'm going to be right back on
with Marcella.
Alfonso.
This is the strictly anonymous podcast.
Strictly anonymous podcast.
Hi, Marcella.
Marcella Alonzo, do I am I saying your last name correct?
Yes, you're saying it good.
Perfect.
Welcome back to the strictly anonymous podcast.
You're on my Sunday episode today for fun.
We're going to have fun.
I love to do my Sunday episodes.
And on my Sunday episodes, I just do Q&As.
Because I do have your whole backstory, right?
Yes.
You are a lot of things.
First, we're going to say that you are a podcaster, right?
A fellow podcaster.
Yes, I am.
And you talk to all kinds of people on your show.
Why don't you give a shout out to your podcast?
And then we'll talk about everything else you do.
do too. But let's start with that. And we'll put a link to everything in the description.
Okay. My podcast is Get Schooled with Marcella Alonzo and I cover all forms of sexuality.
Yes. And you are also on Sex Panther still, right? For sure. Yes. I sure am. Still on Sex
Panther. Yeah. I love to sex and I love dirty talking. Oh my God. And you're big on Instagram.
You have a huge Instagram following for a reason because you're a hot piece of ass, Latina
ask so people know what that means. I mean, you're super hot. And you do and what's great about,
I think what's super cool about sex panther is like they see you, right, when they're talking to you.
Like, is that how it goes down? Or is it just, they can do video calls or they can sex me. So a lot of
times I've noticed this like husbands or boyfriends, they'll be like sexting and they'll be like
my wife's in the other room or something. And a big thing also, another thing guys do is they love to
tell me that they're sucking cock. What do you mean? They, this is so.
common. And I remember I've gone on a date with guys and been like, and I'll just turn on my phone
when I'm like on a personal date with a guy. And I'll be like, look, I got to work. And sure enough,
it's always a call where a guy wants to suck cock. So that's something common. It's either their
wife is in the other room or they want to talk about sucking cock. So common. I know that because of my
show because I've been talking to guys who are secretly, you know, sucking dick on the side.
behind their partner's back forever.
But let's, I have some fun questions for you.
We're going to do a Q&A.
And I know you're going to be fucking down.
Now, people, I'm going to put the number of your original episode in the, in the show
notes, right?
So if people want to hear your origin story and know more about you, I already got that on
the first episode when you were on my show.
But we're going to, I'm just going to go through a lot of the questions I ask other women
and some different ones.
We'll do a fuck Mary Kill.
I have some, would you rather.
And, uh, I love to.
start off with this one because I always get such different answers is how long do you want to be
pounded and when I say pounded like I'm talking about like you fucked for like you've been fooling
around with somebody right it's a hot night you've gone through all the foreplay you're totally
ready you want to like orgasm through sex you know what I mean like how long do you want to be
all night long I'm not going to lie like I look it all night long no but I mean it goes in and
never comes out again like in one time yeah yeah like that kind of panic not
They got to move it around, though.
That's the thing.
No, no, no.
It could be moved around.
I'm saying like, okay, someone's going to get on top of you and they're going to pound you to orgasm, right?
And not come out and do anything, right?
Like, how long do you want that pounding to orgasm to last?
It could be a good, like, 30, 40 minutes for me.
Oh, my God.
This is where I could take it, though.
I, you know, it's so rare.
I usually outlast the guy.
And it's so rare that I find my match.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Because like I typically, because my whole argument is like I want like five minutes.
To me that's a long time.
When someone says 30, 40 minutes, I'm like, oh my God.
First of all, how could you last that long?
I have internal orgasm.
You know how like some woman only have external orgasms?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm one of the rare.
Wait, can you also multi-orgasms so that you could go 30?
Oh, that's why you bet.
Because I have orgasms inside my vagina.
which is rare for women to have.
Yeah, but you're also, though, able,
because so 30, 40 minutes goes,
because, like, for me, I'm a one and done
and I got to wait 20 minutes,
20, 30 minutes before I can have another work.
Sometimes I've had that, and it just depends.
But if, you know, the guy has the right cock,
then it's different, you know?
It's, you know, I've had that happen to me that before.
You know that, I know, but you're like the lucky bitch that.
And so if you're being pounded,
this is my question for you, and then we'll get to the next one.
If you're being pounded for 30 to 40 minutes,
right and you're having like how many orgasms could you have in that time?
Oh, I've been able to have like three or four.
Wow.
No wonder why.
Maybe that's the difference between you girls that like it for 40 minutes and girls like me
who like it for five to seven max.
You know what I mean?
To me, it's a long time.
I mean, I like everything.
I could go all night with someone that I like.
You don't know what I mean?
Just like drawing it out and everything.
But I, you know, I couldn't hold it in for 30 to 40 minutes.
But you're not holding in your orgasm.
you have an orgasm and then he could just keep fucking you and you could have another one.
Right.
Oh my God.
You don't get super sensitive right after.
That's if I have the internal one, the external one is because like I said, I'm one of the rare people that has.
Without any external stimulation, you will have just an internal one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it happens.
And then it, but also as I've gotten older, I've learned to, I've took in like I have a testosterone.
palette which keeps me more lubricate, you know, about the testosterone palette.
Of course.
I have that.
And then I take a supplement that makes me more like every day.
I take a supplement that makes me more wet.
I was doing the, what's it called the estrogen?
But I said, okay, I can't do this no more.
Because I was trying to make it too wet.
Yeah, I was making it too.
I was like, okay, it's wet enough.
Oh, it was too wet.
It was getting too.
I was like, uh-uh.
Like, I was like, oh no.
Oh my God.
it's so fucking funny. The pellets, I remember I had a woman on and she was like 60 and she got
pellets and then she wound up starting to have gang bangs and she was like vanilla. I was like ran out
and got pellets like right after I heard that episode. I'm like, are you kidding me? I want to be that
horny. Is you get like horny like a guy on those pellets? You know what I mean? Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
they're pretty good. Okay. How many times are you in a relationship right now or no? Are you single?
No. Okay. That's good. Single, single single. Okay. So how many times is a single woman? I'm sure
you have guys that you have sex with and stuff, but like how many times as a single woman do you
masturbate a week? Probably two or three times. And it's like when I, something has really, really
like aroused me lately. Right. And it could be anything? Like what, what is it? Is it because
you just feel horny because of something that you read or something that you saw, something that
you heard? Yeah, either something I read because of like, you know, what we do, like it takes a lot.
for us. Yeah, I know what I'm saying? Or like I'm thinking about something, you know, of something
in the past. Yeah, it just comes over you as what you're saying. You just get horny, maybe like two,
that two or three times a week. And you, and then when you do jerk off, like, do you use a toy? Do you just
use your hands? And do you watch porn? That's where it's external. I don't watch porn, though.
That's where I can only have external. But I'm more frustrated because I can't have the
one by myself.
Like I can't never matter.
Yeah, I've noticed I never, well, and I just don't like inserting anything, you know.
Like, I feel like I need the real human thing.
That's why I know I could never be kind of in a, like, even though I'm bisexual, I know
it can never be with a woman fully because I do get internal.
That makes any kind of sense.
Yeah, of course, of course.
No, I, yeah, I totally get it.
So when you're jerking off, it's always external orgasm.
You're not never, like, okay, what is your, I was going to ask you what your favorite
sex toy is I'll ask you now. Like are you, do you ever use a toy while you're jerking off? And is, and I'm
assuming maybe it's your favorite toy would be something that doesn't go inside because you can't get the
internal. The one that I have, it would go inside, but I just choose not to. Yeah. Because I just,
I don't know, like, because I already know like I need the real human dick. Oh yeah. You get what I'm saying.
Of course. There's nothing like the real thing. And I had strap on before and they just don't do it.
Yeah. So what is your favorite sex toy?
It was like somebody gifted.
One of my fans gifted it was like a rabbit or something.
But it's like lovelness, which is a product that somebody could be in it.
Yeah, it's one of those lovelness.
I guess they had like something where it was a $200 vibrator.
I've never really bought sex toys on my own.
It's always been gifted to me.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, you're lucky.
So this is what I just use because it's powerful.
And it gets a drop them.
I didn't know.
Right, right, right, right.
So, yeah.
Why do you think, have you never watched porn?
No, I have.
But the thing is, it's a majority of my peers or friends, people that I know of.
So I, it's, if I know people, yeah, I kind of like, if I know people or if I've interviewed
them, I can't really get in, you know, some people I've had attraction to, but, you know,
I just can't really, it just doesn't do the thing, you know, as a woman, it just doesn't do.
Right.
So being in that world kind of like ruined it for you.
you because you're so like that is like the world that you live in and you know so many people.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you mind answering this question?
This is a question you're not supposed to ask women, but, you know, the people that roll on my show, I typically can ask it.
It's like, what is your body count when it comes to guys?
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You should have her Venus's answer.
Oh, I don't even know.
I'll be honest.
I really don't even know.
But right now, I've been honestly taking a.
breaks. And this is like, I'm kind of like proud of myself because in September, I was actually
with one person. And so I was like, God, I've actually been good for once. So I was like proud of
myself. So do you think it's like more than 100 less than 300? Oh, way more than 100. Right. More than
200? Oh, yeah. 300. I don't even know. Oh my God. I love you. You're like, I think you might get the
medal for that answer, right? You know? I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't, like, I really, I'd have to sit with
some friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I once had a friend who asked me to write down every guy I fucked,
and I did. And to this day, I will remember people that I forgot to put on the list, because
it's hard to remember every single person you had sex with your whole life. You know what I mean?
At a certain age, you look back, you're like, oh, to this day, I'll still be like, oh, my God,
I forgot about that person and that person. You know, it's hard to remember everyone, right? Yeah.
Yeah, like, God.
And then after my divorce, God, it was crazy.
Oh, my God.
But when you were married, you were non-monogamous, right?
So it wasn't like your count slowed down, correct?
Yeah.
Well, we had, you know, before we got married is when we had like all the threesomes.
But then when we got married, it was just we were monogamous.
And then after I divorced, right after, like I left him, I just went about my ways.
Right.
And that's what you had all right.
What's your favorite sex position?
Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Usually doggy. Oh, my God, guys must love you.
It's the guy's favorite position, by the way. Yeah. And you could take a big dick that way? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah that's what I yeah those are the ones that I have yeah oh you're not having G-spot orgasms you're having cervical ones where they're like yeah if if it's in me
usually if I'm on top or it's doggy style, that's when I can have them.
Because I've had orgasms doggy styled without even touching myself.
And then when it's, and then I've had like, I remember a reverse cowgirl one time.
Yeah.
I had one like that sitting on top of it before.
Maybe that's why you can't have them on your own because you're like laying down on your back.
You know what I mean?
Maybe you need to.
Laying on my back, I've never been able to have.
Yeah, but that's why when you jerk off, you can't with an insight, you can't
give yourself the internal.
You need to...
Well, no, it's like internal.
I got it.
I can't...
I get it.
Yeah, it's hard to explain, but...
No, I know exactly what you're talking about.
I'm just saying that you said when you masturbate, you can't do it yourself.
But typically when you're jerking off, you're not like in doggy style position, you know?
And that's...
That's true.
I'm assuming you've done two guys before.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, what is the most guys you've done in one day or night or, you know.
Oh, my God.
I have to count.
I love the laugh.
Tell me.
I think it was eight.
Eight in one day?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
And now, let me ask you this.
Was it like all in the same time like a gang bang or was it one after the other or was it three at one time and then one after the, like how did you do all those three, eight guys?
Can you tell me about that experience?
Oh, my.
Don't tell me you're getting shy.
Yeah, that was all at once.
Oh, so it was a gang bang.
Another time I was at a party.
Yeah.
Well, there was other people there too.
Yeah, okay.
But there was another time I was at a party.
I was trying to think.
But that party was so long ago.
Right.
So I can't even remember.
So you think, so eight is probably the most.
And it was at a gang bang.
well it was a party right there I wouldn't say it was just males right of course right but you did
eight guys at that party at the same time right it wasn't like how about when like if it's like
one guy after the another not like all at the same time in one day like that sounds kind of hot
double and yeah double dipping triple dipping like have you done that no but I did do two
three thumbs back to back oh okay so you did
double-dip kind of. Like I had like one date after another. You're kidding. Wait, with two couples. Was it two
couples or two guys? So it was first a date with two guys. Okay. A fireman and a cop. You're kidding.
Did you put them together or they were friends and they said, hey, you know, come over. I put it together. Oh my God. Okay.
And then just because just because I was, I don't know why I did that. I don't know why I did that either. Like just to say I did it.
What? You had to schedule them back to back? You mean? No, it was at the same time. No, no, no, I know. So you're saying you can't believe you didn't, you don't know why he did it, just brought the cop and the fireman together?
No, their occupations. I was just like kind of like, I don't know, like a kid in a candy store thing with their occupations. I did that on purpose. And then I had a date later on that night with a couple and I hooked up with them. Oh my God. Now, did one, did like one, like how do you want, like did you purposefully?
schedule it that way or one was on the books and then the other one just happened to be available that you're like okay i'll just do the all these people
i you know what i have i have literally gone out on dates with two different guys before like i've done that like multiple
times in my life right and so it's just something i've done because if i've been on a date for like five or six
hours i like that person a lot right um but if like if i've gone on a date for an hour or two i'm not too
crazy, but I've literally scheduled two guys regular, like not even sleeping with them. Of course. Yeah, yeah.
Gone to dinner and then hang out with another guy later on that night. So it's just something I did
because like, hey, people wanted to hang out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So. Okay. So you had two cop. That's a good
double dipping story by the way. Okay. Now, have you done double penetration since you've been with two guys
before? Oh, yeah. Okay. And you're obviously, you're three of a good girl. I'm like obsessed with double
penetration. It's something I've always mocked up with boyfriends. I love it. I love it. I love it.
I love it.
I've never done it in real life.
I'm so jealous you have.
So it was like everything you thought it would be.
It's great.
Or tell the, yeah, tell me.
It depends.
And you know what sucks that I hate.
It's sometimes the guy on the bottom will not be hard.
And I get pissed.
I get really mad.
Why do you think it's because you're not moving enough for the guy on the bottom?
Why do you think the guy in the bottom loses the erection?
Is there a reason?
You know, in the real world, though, sometimes.
it just things just don't work.
No, I listen, even in the lifestyle, that happens more than people think.
I know that from talking to people.
And so that's where it gets disappointing.
Like, then you're like, so then you're just feeling in your ass and then you're like,
you're like, piss.
You know what I mean?
And then you have to like move around with this dick in your ass and you're, I'm just like
pissed about it.
So that's the disappointment because like it always seems to be one.
Dick is not working.
Oh my God.
Okay, but let's talk about
Top of the Mountain
when both cocks have been totally hard
and you're getting deep-ped
same time.
Oh, yeah.
For me, I get like the best orgasm.
Yeah, I would think so, right?
Because everything is being touched, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, that's on my bucket list for myself.
Can you deep threat?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
I don't think you're, you know,
everyone surprises me.
Like, I remember when I had Venus on,
I was so obsessed with her
because she's so hardcore
with everything that I got to like,
do you swallow it?
and she's like, no fucking way.
I was like, oh my God, I love that.
Because, you know, and I'm waiting to get to something where you're going to be like,
no way because your sound's so open and down.
So you could deep, how did you learn?
I just stick it in my mouth.
It just like, you know what else?
I will say, though.
I prefer a circumcised cock over an uncircumcised cock.
Right.
And a guy has to be shaved.
And this summer, like I was dealing with a guy that was both not shaved and uncircumcumcumcised.
and uncircumcised.
And it was so hard to really like suck on that dick.
Like it was.
And that's when it just,
if the dick is like circumcised and the balls are shaped,
is so easy to just swallow that cock.
Really?
Wait,
so you never had a gag reflex.
You have to remote.
Like,
how did you learn?
I do have,
I do have a gag reflex.
But I just,
it's just,
it's the beauty of the penis with me.
I feel like I'm a gay guy and a woman's body.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Body.
But it has to be appealing.
Okay.
To one, yeah.
Right.
So if you really like a guy and you love his cock and it's like, you know, for you, like, you will take it down your throat because you're into it is what you're saying.
Yes, exactly.
And how do you get past the gag reflex?
Like, I mean, did you have, is it a certain way that you do it or you just like could breathe through?
Well, I'll just be gagging though, but there's been points where I've like, but I'll just take it.
You know, they love that.
Isn't that a part of the guy's like, you know, typically?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then sometimes like your eyes are, you know, like it's your tearing or, you know,
or choking or whatever.
But it's just that's why I, but they have to be clean.
There's a process of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God.
You're so fucking funny.
You're, you're, you're making me realize.
Yeah, duh.
Like all the gagging and the thing is like that's a part of like,
it's probably the best blowjop these guys have ever had by you, right?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Do you consider yourself a size queen?
I don't know.
we're talking so much about different cocks.
Well, I've had some big ones, but I've been disappointed with the bigger ones, you know, like,
because.
Well, like, I remember, I had a big, big one.
I think it was in May.
And the guy didn't even use Lou.
The guy didn't even do any foreplay.
And then he didn't know how to work it.
Really?
And it was gigantic.
And it was just so disappointing.
And it's like, if you're going to have something big, at least.
I'd rather have something smaller that they know how to work it
versus something huge and they don't know how to work it
because then it's a disappointment.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
And do you like longer because you want your cervix to be hit
to have that internal orgasm?
Not really.
Is it a curved one that does it for you?
Or there's no rhyme or reason?
Oh, not so much.
Thick or better than longer.
Longer.
Right.
You want to be filled up, right?
Yeah, exactly.
When you're being fingered,
How many fingers do you prefer?
Oh, but I'm not a crazy about getting fingered.
I'm not really that.
Yeah, like stick your dick in me.
Like, I'm not crazy about it, but some people do.
But, and I hate like when you're with somebody and then that's all they do.
Yeah, right.
Like, yeah, and that just tells me your dick ain't working, you know, but I understand.
I get it.
Sometimes, you know, there's some pressure on the person.
Yeah.
You know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And that does happen.
And it's never like, I think a lot of women don't understand.
Like it's never personal if a guy can't get it up.
You know what I mean?
Like no guy ever has been like, oh, I was fucking a girl and I saw cellulite and I lost my
heart on.
Like guys aren't like that.
You know what I mean?
Like if they're not getting it up, it's like, because they're maybe in their head, you know,
something's going on.
They're in their head.
They're mostly in the, a lot of men are, I've noticed, they're in their head.
They're men have like more emotional problems than women.
Yeah, because they're not allowed to talk about it and shit.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I think it's always, it's never personal. It always is. And I think it, and we all know it happens, right? I think the most important thing is women know that not to take it personally because it's not about you. If you're, someone's going to like jizz on you when you're like with them, do you like it on your face, on your tits, inside of you? Like, what's your favorite place? It depends who the person is with me sometimes.
Okay. In the moment. Yeah. Because sometimes I want on my face. Sometimes I want on my tits.
Sometimes they, you know, very rare do I want it in me?
You know, so it just depends who the person is.
How well, there has to be a bond if I want it in me.
You know what I'm saying?
Right.
I'm Latina.
So I still could be fertile.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Right.
So you have to feel something more than you're just like getting pleasureed by them to let them come inside of you.
So if they're not, it's like face or tits depending on how you're feeling that moment.
Right.
Right, right.
Yeah, exactly.
It has to be, so that's more deeper.
Yeah.
Yeah, that makes sense.
And now what about water sports?
Have you ever tried that?
Are you into it?
Oh, now that's something I won't do that I'm going to.
Okay, that's where you draw the life.
I will, well, not on me.
I will pee on somebody.
Okay.
But I don't like that in my personal life.
Right.
Like, yeah.
So let me ask you this, because I've heard from people that have tried it to pee on somebody else that
sometimes like they can't do it.
Like, it's hard to just like, oh, I could do it.
Yeah, I could do it.
I've done it before.
Yeah.
But, and that's not a problem.
But like I said, personally, like in my personal life, it's not something that I get off on.
Right.
So it's not something I enjoy.
I don't have a problem peeing on somebody, but somebody better damn well not pee on me.
Right.
So if you had a guy and you were dating him and he liked to do that every now and then, you'd have no problem doing it.
But it's not like a turn on for you.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
I have a, so if you had to only pick one tonight, and sometimes this could change on the daily,
but like if it was today, like would you prefer, and you could only have one kind of sex, right?
That's it.
Oral sex, anal sex, or, you know, PIV, Pussy in the vagina, sex, which would it be?
I think I know what you're going to answer.
Anal.
Anal.
Oh, I thought you'd say pussy sex.
Anal, really.
How come?
Yeah.
I can just take, anal sex is like, I love the best.
I have like a shower attachment, everything in my.
house and I'm like I'm always ready to go.
My guys, guys must be obsessed with you.
No, not really.
Like it irritates me and I don't know if it's the guys that I date or whatever, but I've noticed
that there's a lot of shame or emotional problems with some of the guys or if they can't handle
what I do.
Like the guys I end up dating, I've noticed a lot of avoidance lately.
Really?
But when I said like the way you started talking about this is,
as I said like, oh, guys must love you because you're like into anal.
Do you feel like maybe they're intimidated by you because you're so like sexualized and
into sex?
Yes.
And maybe they're like a little intimidated, right?
Very much so.
And then I've noted I had, this is why I had to write a book too.
I'm always their first Latina if they're a Caucasian man lately.
Yeah.
So I had to write a book about it because I've noticed they're not used to like a strong
Latina woman that's in charge.
And so there's been a couple guys I've dated that their past relationships have been with,
and no offense, they've been with like a Caucasian woman that's been very passive.
Yeah.
So then they date me.
And then I'm like, listen, when are you going to be here?
I'm not a self-cleaning oven.
You know what I'm saying?
And they don't seem to get it or they're scared or I speak up, you know, or I have the dreams.
So, and the dreams, like, it's true, Latinos, we have a dream and we can predict stuff sometimes.
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Have you ever, by the way, this was on my list of things to ask, because some people are very anti-this and some people are like, no, I'll fucking do it.
like I'm pushed to the limits.
Like, have you ever gone through a guy's phone because, like, you didn't trust him?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
My ex-husband, and I broke into his Facebook.
It was before we got married.
And this is the thing.
I'm very open-minded.
And I believe, like, if we're going to be, like, I like having a swinger dynamic, mostly,
not polyamory, but I want to be able to trust my partner that I don't have to do that.
Right.
And if you are doing that or give me that feeling, I lose the trust so I don't want to go that route.
Right.
And I was giving him all the trust in the world, but then I, then he started acting up.
And that's when I had to go and look for the evidence.
You know what I'm saying?
And I remember at that time, I literally broke into his Facebook.
And I'll never do it again because I found too much.
Oh, my God.
And I learned my lesson.
Yeah.
going forward even talking to guys without me even doing that it was like I was getting these I get these intuitions like the Latina intuitions we get yeah you know what I'm saying and it happens and you trust it oh it's always been dead on and it's like you know and that's where that's that's the crazy stuff you know like with the guy that lied about his age I was feeling bad because I felt some kind of way because I thought he was way younger and he actually lied to me and I'm and I'm
And I ended up getting turned off because I was like, why couldn't this guy tell me his real age?
Right.
You know, what was the big deal?
Well, maybe he was intuitive and he sensed that you had a thing where if he was too young,
you wouldn't fuck him.
So he knew to lie to you.
Yeah.
And I just was turned off.
Like, I would have accepted him for his age.
Yeah.
You know, I was just wondering what the hell was wrong with his hair line if he was
this like, wait.
One of my questions was, what's the oldest guy you'd have sex with at your age right now?
And what is the youngest?
as well as what's the oldest guy you've been with and the youngest age gap you've had.
Well, I don't like any guy, for some reason, I don't like any guy under, I want to say 36, 37,
because I really can't, too young, I can't get into it.
Right.
It's the maturity thing.
Yeah.
And I have a lot of guys, younger guys more into me than guys like closer to my age or older.
Yeah.
For older guys, I say like 16.
years old.
Uh-huh.
You know, I've noticed, like, it has to work because of the way 60, I'm thinking that 60,
that's the old, but 30, there's a thing of maturity because I have to be able to talk
to you to hold a conversation.
Right.
And that's really what it has to do with anything else.
Yeah, no.
I mean, I remember once being very attracted to this very super.
super young guy and I was like oh no it was because it was like too close to home like I shouldn't
fuck this guy but I was like so horny for him and then like he came over my house for something then
I was interviewing him to take care of like my apartment when I was got it and once I started
interviewing for that I lost all attraction because once he started talking he was like a child you
know what I was like okay thank God like I'm not interested in him because he's just too young you know
because I was already thinking he's too young but just looking at him before I talked to him I was
like the animal in me was like oh my god I need to fuck this guy.
but the minute he opened his mouth,
I was like completely turned off.
He was young.
He was really young.
You know what I mean?
And there was no attraction for that.
So I totally get it.
Let me ask you this because you're very big on Instagram and you don't have to give names.
Okay.
I don't,
you don't need names or anything.
But I'm wondering like, do you, first, the first question is have you as anyone ever like,
have you fuck somebody that like DM'd you?
You know what I mean?
Like I'm sure you get hit up a lot.
You know what?
I'll be honest.
I have the DM shut off where.
anybody, people can't DM me like that.
And I do it on purpose.
Okay.
I just do like, so people will reach out to me on sex pamph or reach out on me.
I'm not only fans.
So I just shut it off.
Yeah.
Well then, because I was going to ask you if anyone noteworthy or famous ever like hit you up
or in your regular life, have you ever fuck somebody noteworthy or famous.
And you don't have to give me names.
They could just be a yes or no.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
So give me like the genres of the guys, the famous, noteworthy guys that you've
with like are sports guys you know
put it this way no not even porn stars
no no I said sports guys
oh put it this way
yeah I have some Olympic medals
okay some
some Oscar one night
okay okay
some emmy
oh my god
golden globes I have to sit there
and think yeah thank the record
I will tell you who I've been weighed
oh okay we can't hang up when we're done
I want the fucking list
wait a second text it to me right now
while we're talking so I could just give people my
reaction but I won't say. Okay, so we've got everything. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, do it. I'll edit it out. I'll have to
like tell you later. I'll have to tell me right now and then I'll just respond and I'll edit it out. Don't worry.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, I can tell you now. Yeah, just tell me now. No politicians though.
Sports guys. No sports. Oh yeah. That's what one of the. Oh yeah. I'm just thinking no football, no
no baseball. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would think you're right up the other. Yeah. Yeah.
could be like one of their wives.
One of the Yankees won in the 90s.
I was down in Tampa,
there's spring training.
Oh my God.
I could leave all this in because there's no names,
right?
I'm just taking out the names.
Oh my God.
Okay.
And how did you meet those quote unquote famous guys?
Was it because of what you were like was it through sex panther?
Was it through anything?
Like how did you meet those people?
No, no, no, no.
I've met,
I through the years when I would say everybody that I've ever met famous was when I was
younger when I was a dancer.
Oh,
like a night.
clubs in Vegas or in L.A. And when I was in Tampa, when I danced, I met a lot of baseball
players that when the Yankees were doing really well. Back then, well, now they're doing good,
but the Dodgers are probably going to win. But so I've always, I've met, but I don't also
make a big deal of famous people. Of course. Yeah, I got it. Because, you know, but that's how I met them.
I'm older, I guess. Nobody really pays attention.
But when I was younger, I felt like it was easy, like they were every, but we didn't have
Instagram back then too. And we didn't have all those social medias.
Yeah, but also, you're probably because you're in a different face in your life,
you're probably not at those parties anymore and stuff. You know what I mean?
Like it's just like- I run into people though. I've run into people, but I just don't, I just don't
really give a shit anymore. Is it make any sense?
Yeah, maybe your light's not on. So they don't even buy.
brother. Yeah. Yeah. And I think
yeah, things are different, you know. Yeah. Were any of them very
disappointing? If not a disappointing one, was anyone like surprisingly like fucking
amazing? The one I told you, of course. Okay. Right. Right. Okay. Good to know. Yeah. I've
heard the same thing. I had a fuck Mary Kill. We leave him typically to the end, but I'm going to do it
right now. Fuck Mary Kill. A famous sports guy. A famous sports guy. A famous.
A famous musician or a famous actor.
Fuck Mary, kill.
Pick one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
A famous singer, you said?
Yeah, a famous sports guy.
A famous musician.
He could be in a band.
He could be a one.
You know for a musician is I love Eric Bonae.
Oh, really?
Oh, my God.
He's been on Instagram and, oh, he actually looked at my story because I shared it.
And I was like, he is so beautiful.
Yeah.
And he's a singer.
He was married to Hellie Berry.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah.
Which we know David Justice was never faithful to her.
And I got shit on him too.
Yeah, she went crazy for that with that guy.
Wait, so you'd marry him, marry the singer?
Position, you'd marry the musician or fuck the musician?
I would fuck him.
I would fuck him.
Okay, fuck the musician.
Are you going to marry the sports guy or the actor and you got to kill one?
Oh, I'll kill an actor because I was already married to an actor.
marry a sports guy.
Let me think of sports.
Oh, that soccer player, Maduka.
Yeah, yeah, everyone liked it.
Yeah, yeah.
I would marry him.
Yeah, him.
I could give you a specific one that someone just asked me that I answered on my
in case you missed it.
And it's like, this is these guys in their glory time.
Okay.
So it's Jason Mamawa who's still in his glory days.
Okay.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, when he was like pumping iron,
when he was super young and fit,
and Sly Sloan, like Rocky Days.
you know, fuck, marry, kill.
Oh, I'd kill one of the actors
because I can't stand them.
So which one?
Arnold or slide?
Arnold, Arnold.
You'd kill Arnold.
Who would you fuck and who would you marry?
I would fuck Mamoa
and probably marry Sylvester Stallone.
Okay.
If he looks like the most loyal.
Yeah, there you go.
Okay, I like, yeah, I typically what I love
about these fuck Mary kills is like the,
analysis of why, you know what I mean? Like it's more, that's what's so interesting. So you think he
seems like he seems like he's been with his wife forever, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. But yeah,
totally. How old were you when you lost your virginity? Oh, 13. And how was it? Like, what's your
losing virginity story? Is it interesting? I'd rather not talk about that. Yeah. Oh, okay, okay, okay,
okay, no problem. I'm going to edit that out. Okay, now, since you do like phone sex and you've been doing this for a long time,
I mean, maybe it doesn't happen now, and maybe it was only in the beginning.
I don't know.
Is there like a super hot, like a call that you get or a genre of call that like you are like really fucking down for over other things to discuss?
I really do like the video calls, though, when I get cross dressers and I get to see them cross dress.
For some reason, I love that and it gets me.
And then I love it when they let me interact and tell me, tell them how to get dressed.
because it's just like I feel like I'm part of the process.
Interesting.
So that's one of your favorite things to do.
Yeah.
It's something I enjoy that I don't get those so often, but when I do.
And I remember the very first time I ever had like somebody that was closer
to cross dresser in the strip clubs, I got, they said, oh, we put makeup on and they
gave me $200.
I got my little makeup bag and I put makeup on them.
And so because I'm not, you know, like in person anymore, like not doing any
dancing and anything, I kind of just missed that interaction. Yeah. And so you get more right. I can see why, listen,
I do a Fetish Friday episode. So I talk to all kinds of guys and the cross-dresser sort of conversations I have are
very different than when I'm talking to like a swinger guy or, you know, a ball or something. So it's like,
it's just kind of like and it's kind of fun and it's something different, but I rarely get to do it.
Yeah. So it's just when I do get them like, it's like, wow. And I love when they come.
back, but I'm not getting them no more because I feel like now society's accepting it too much.
I have a lot of people calling it. Listen to up cross-justers. She's like fucking down and actually
loves it. Like that is like killer for cross-chesters to know. I should do a post for you on my
Patreon. I have a whole cross-dressing tier. Oh, perfect. Perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got to tell them about
this part of the episode for them to fucking make sure they listen. I forgot to ask you before what do you because
You've done DP, have you ever done DVP, like double vaginal penetration?
Oh, I tried it.
I didn't like that.
It's hard, right?
I mean, it doesn't look like it is even possible.
Oh, I don't know who can do that.
It's just, oh, oh.
You tried it, though?
I was a, I attempt to try it.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
And it was just too hard to do or you didn't like it.
It wasn't like fun.
Yeah, it wasn't enjoyable.
Now, okay, let's, I have a swinger question.
It's a would you wrap?
you know, you've been in that world.
If you could only go to one, would it be a sex club, a sex resort, a sex cruise, a house
party or a hotel takeover?
And then why?
I would do a resort because I would get like a vacation out of it.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
Now, have you been to many of them?
I went twice both with my ex and it sucked.
I loved it for me going, but I went with the wrong person.
Right.
But which ones did you go to?
I went to desire, not.
Pearl the regular desire.
Yeah. But we did
spend like a day in Pearl.
And I've always wanted to go to temptation.
Right. But was desire good?
Oh yeah. I enjoyed it.
Like I said, I enjoyed it for me going for myself.
But I've learned my lesson to go with the right
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right, that I mentioned, the club, the cruise, the party and the takeover?
I've never been to the cruise. I've never been on a cruise. Okay. So if it, okay, so if it
was between house party takeover and club which would you pack
house hold on next sex club a swinger club a sex party at someone's house or a hotel
takeover hotel takeover yeah yeah how come i went to one in july and it was cool i didn't stay at the
hotel because i was a unicorn and i and i'm glad i didn't because you get harassed as a single
woman going. Yeah. And so it was good for me to be in a separate, you know, being the totally
separate thing. But I like the whole aspect of the hotel, like the takeover and running around naked
in the hotel. Right. And you go there so, meaning you're going there solo. That's why you're the
unicorn, right? Yeah. I went there solo. Like, and I met, I had friends that were already there.
Uh-huh. So that was the fun part. But, uh, you know, like, but I didn't stay at the hotel. But I would go
and I would, you know, drop my things off and stood the majority of the time there.
Yeah. Do you enjoy being a unicorn?
Yes and no. The part is what couples don't realize is like at the end of the day when everything's done,
you do miss having a partner. Like I miss having a partner and I would love to be with somebody
to go to events and enjoy stuff. Yeah. But it, and that's the part that kind of sucks because
you want the right partner. Yeah. And couples don't understand that. You know, the good
part is you have the freedom to do whatever you want. You don't have a man going, I don't want to do this.
I don't want to go here, you know. Right. You have the freedom of a single woman just to go and do whatever
the hell you want. But then the aspect of being single is, you know, the safety issue. Right.
You know what I'm saying? And then the finance part, because stuff, you still have to pay for stuff on
your own. And, you know, you want somebody at the end of the night to sleep with. You want somebody. You
want somebody to have your back with or to enjoy.
So that's another thing that's...
And what's the pros of like, what's the pros of being a unicorn?
Do you just like to hook up with a man and woman at the same time?
Like it's super hot or I know you prefer the two guys, but do you like enjoy a couple like male,
female?
Well, the pros, though, I've noticed for a unicorn opposed to a single guy is you could just
get in anywhere.
You could talk to any couple.
You could, you know, your DMs are full.
you're weak eat all the time.
But, you know, and I've noticed a lot of single men kind of are envious of you.
Yeah, because you're the coveted person anywhere.
You're the top of the total.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're envious.
They get the single men get their heads filled up sometimes.
And I'm like, reality check here, you know, like, but that's the part.
But at the end of the day, I would like to just be in a relationship where it's, you know,
that's what I would want.
would want to be with a right partner right now who was a partner to you are you bisexual are you
like heterosexual how do you define yourself if you had i'm i'm i'm bisexual but i would want to be with
in a heterosexual relationship right so you'll hook up with chicks but you would only date a guy is what
you're saying right right right yeah and i always wonder i used to call that bisexual but then i was told
like that's not true someone bisexual will date either a man or woman i get very confused over like
what the right sort of title is oh people are making up more and more new
terms. I know. Yeah, I know there's so many different that I was like confused. But for you, you call
yourself bisexual and you're, you're saying it the way I would say it, meaning that you like to hook up.
Sexually, you're attracted to both men and women, but romantically, you're just attracted to men.
Right. Yeah. I have a fuck man to kill. Yeah. Both, but like it's more of, I don't know,
woman can be complicated. And I feel like if I was with a woman, it would be more of an avoidant,
like a relationship versus a man
can give you more space than a woman.
I didn't.
Because I feel.
Yeah.
Go on.
Yeah.
I feel like my friend,
good friend that's a lesbian,
like all her relationships,
the girlfriends are always there.
And I'm like,
you know,
like I couldn't handle that.
I need space.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Totally.
I had because you were a unicorn and you like hook up a couple of stuff.
I did have a fuck marry kill for you guy,
but I feel like you might have answered it.
Like guy, girl couple.
Fuck Mary kill.
Oh, guy, a couple
A couple, a girl or a guy
One, you have to, you got to marry the guy, the girl, or the couple
You gotta, fuck marry the guy,
Yeah
Fuck the couple
And kill the girl
Yeah, that's what I thought.
By everything you've said that makes sense
The last one I have for you is fuck marry, kill
But they're all females at a bit on your show, okay?
I was asked this once too
So these are all ones I've asked myself
Susan Bratton, Venus Cuckeldrous
and have you been on Sammy a show, Sammy a Mount?
I'll edit this out.
No, right?
Or a king consultant, Amanda Dames.
Oh, I like all three though.
I know, but so you have to, it's just a game.
Oh, Lord.
And listen, sometimes, like for me when I,
Venus is like my sister.
You know, she's born the day before, like her birthday is the day before mine.
Right.
So, well, I wouldn't, she I would have to marry.
Like, I consider her like a sister.
sister.
Yeah, I like the reasoning.
The reasoning is always the best part of it.
So there's always going to be reasons that you, okay, so you're marrying her for that.
Yeah.
God, I feel so bad.
Like, I love Susan Bratton.
I love Amanda Dane.
So, but Susan Bratton's just a wonderful person.
Oh, God.
They're supposed to be hard.
Susan Bratton fuck and then poor Amanda.
Maybe you just don't know her as much as the other one.
I don't know her as much, but she's, she's good.
She's good.
Yeah, yeah.
I've been asked these hard questions and it's always with three people I totally like.
But the reasoning behind it makes sense, right?
So it makes sense that's...
Venus, like it's like I literally feel like sometimes because we've even had the same
attraction to the same people.
Yeah, yeah.
And you know what I'm saying?
Because we both liked Anthony Johnson and then it was Maduka, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think she answered that on my show.
I done some fucking married because I feel like she might have been the one that she was talking
about that guy.
So you feel very on the same page with her.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I love it.
I love all your fucking answers.
I mean, I always get different answers to my same questions I ask.
Not all of them are the same.
Some of people get new ones.
Why don't you do me a favor and everybody else,
like all the people that are dying to see you and connect with you.
Why don't you let them know, first of all, where to find,
we're going to put a link to all your stuff in the description,
but give a shout out to everything.
And I have my book out.
Yeah, do all of it.
How to bag a Latina Batty now out on Amazon.
My God, you want to fuck Marcella or someone just as hot as her.
She wrote the book.
Where is that?
It's on Amazon.
It's going to be on Amazon, both.
So I'll probably do an audible too.
Oh my God.
I love it.
Okay.
So you got your book.
What else?
Give a shout out to everything.
I had a podcast, Get School with Marcella Lonzo.
Mm-hmm.
And I did another podcast called Dissecting Astrology, which I'll bring back.
It's just a little astrology.
Oh, my God.
You don't understand.
I'm very into astrology and all that stuff.
And I'm always like, you know, I want to do a whole episode as like hot guys.
I mean, you know, hot girls love, you know, believe in psychics and love astrology.
I do have an astrologer.
I could refer you to.
Oh, okay, because that would come on the show because I want to have a whole episode on it.
Because I believe in it.
Okay.
So you have your podcast.
Do Sex Panther.
Tell people where they could fucking find you there, too.
Oh, sex panther.
They just look under Marcel Alonzo.
Okay.
If you want to see all my.
you go to Marcella.com.
And now I have Marcellaelanozo.com.
You could subscribe to my substack.
I'm on substack.
I'm always writing.
I love to write.
Love it.
I just get an idea, pop in my head.
I usually have a paid article and a free article going out a week.
And you'll see different things on substack.
And there's where you can find me, either Marcella.
Sobella.com or Marcella alonzo.com.
Yeah, I got to say, I feel like I got an email from you.
I must be on your email.
less and you had so many interesting things in there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
People should sign up because I was like, oh, she's doing that.
I was like, wow, she's like overachiever.
Because I had two shorts.
I did two movies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There was a lot of stuff on there.
So they should sign up.
So I will put your links in the description.
And then also you're big on Instagram, right?
You could give a shot.
Are you just your name?
My IG is Marcella Sobella.
Okay.
I have a Twitter, Marcella underscore LUV.
Basically, if they go to Marcellasobella.com, you can find all my social media.
Okay, great.
Everything from Reddit to Twitter to blue skies.
I have it all.
All right.
I love it.
Okay, send me some hot picks off of your Instagram for my Patreon.
Yes.
Okay, great.
And I'm going to put all your links in the description.
And thanks so much for calling in.
Okay, I love talking to you.
This was so much fun.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Bye.
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