Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1623 - Thomas Made his Dick Wayyy Bigger Twice?!

Episode Date: October 14, 2026

Thomas made his dick wayyy bigger twice and he called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including how and why he wanted a bigger dick, how big he was when he started out, when he became obsessed with making his dick bigger and the things he tried when he was younger, the pumping and traction devices he tried and how they work, what didn't work and why, why he decided against temporary filler, the two permanent filler options available and which one he tried first, how much bigger his dick got after the first procedure, which areas he chose to have filled and why, exactly what went down during the procedure, how his wife felt about him getting it done, the aftercare he had to follow and how long he had to wait before he could get off, why he decided to get a second procedure to make his dick even bigger, how much the second procedure cost, how big his dick is now, the one person besides his wife who noticed the difference, how his dick physically feels now that he has permanent filler, the unexpected benefits of having a much bigger dick, plus a whole lot more. GET A COPY OF THE STRICTLY ANONYMOUS BOOK! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY HERE: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠    To see HOT pics of LUCI plus my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join ANNUALLY, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and click on "Be on the Show." Want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. All voices are changed.   Sponsors:  ⁠⁠https://beducate.me/anonymous⁠⁠ — Take the quiz and then use code ANONYMOUS for 50% off ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://DipseaStories.com/STRICTLYANON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ — Get first week FREE then 25% off  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://LoadBoost.com⁠ — To get 10% off LOAD BOOST by VB Health, use code: STRICTLY  ⁠⁠⁠https://qualialife.com/ANONYMOUS⁠⁠⁠ — Magnesium, multiplied. 10 forms for total support. For 50% off and save an extra 15% with the code ANONYMOUS  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bluechew.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ — Buy 2 months of Bluechew GOLD and get the third month FREE! + 10% OFF first order, Use code: STRICTLYANON⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Follow me! Instagram  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Everything else: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Oh my God, I have a great episode for you today. All right. I recently aired, re-aired a guy named Sergio who made his dick bigger. And I recently aired a guy who, like, does injections into guys' dicks to make them bigger with filler, you know, but it goes away over time. This guy, Thomas, okay, is on my show and he's here to say he made his dick bigger. Not once, but twice, with permanent filler. He did the permanent filler.

I've never had a doctor on who's talked about this procedure, but that's the route he went and his results were ridiculous. I have pictures of his results. We get his whole story on this episode. We also hear about his experience before he got the injections. This was a guy who was always into having a big dick. And it's not like he started out with a small dick, okay? I think what happened was he was like insecure about his soft dick, right?

Flacid Dick. And that got in his head because he was always big when he was hard. And he talks about that. We go through like his exact size starting out and, you know, as well as like how much bigger he got both times. You won't even believe the difference. But he started out pretty fucking big to begin with. But he calls himself greedy.

He always wanted to have a bigger dick. And he did a lot of things before he did the filler when he was younger. He literally, one of the first things he said was he had a, you know, a dick pump in his teens. Okay. This was a guy that was pumping. jelking, using extenders, and we get all of that information and, you know, on what he tried before and how it worked and what it did and the pros and cons of all that stuff, as well as then

the whole experience of him getting permanent filler. The first time he did Silicon, the second time he did something called PMMA, I think was the name of it. I kept getting it wrong. He talks about the difference between the two. The procedures are pretty similar, but he did get it done twice. He talks about why he got it done twice. He talks about exactly. the experience, how much he paid, as well as how much gain he got each time, both in length and girth. You're not going to believe. I have pictures of him over on my Discord, okay? He's humongous, okay? Wait until you see. If you want to join my Discord and get into my Discord and you'll see some crazy shit in there, including picks, kind of before and after picks

of Thomas's huge dick. I call it a hog. I like that word hog. I talk about that. Thomas is a huge dog and he got a way bigger dick. So anyway, you're going to love a story. It's super interesting. This is permanent, okay? You could permanently make your dig like dick so much bigger. That's what he did. It's a real story. And I'm going to find a doctor to come on that does this exact procedure as well soon. But anyway, you're going to hear his experience. It's super interesting. So I'm going to get right to be right back on with Thomas. This is the strictly anonymous podcast. Strictly anonymous podcast. Hey, Thomas. Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast.

How are you today? I'm doing well, Kathy. How are you doing today? Good. Well, you must be doing well because you do have a bigger dick now than you had before because you actually, sorry, I'm just going to get right into it. I love it. Yeah, don't vary the lead.

Because you got dick filler. I've been promoting it on my show. I've been dying to talk to someone who had it done because I've talked to doctors that do it. And let me just say something before we get into your whole story. Just let me fucking rant to these guys. Okay, because I've... Rock and roll, go for it. Yeah, my rant is that, like, I literally, like, brought...

To me, I thought, you know, I have all these guys listening to my show, you know, dick size is so important to everybody. The minute I start talking about, everyone's obsessed. I literally bring them to men that could, like, make your dick bigger with filler. You know what I mean? Like, and it's really real. It's like the real deal. And I got so many fucking complaints.

Like, oh, my God, it's $5,000. Like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, my God. In Girl World, you know what I mean? we do so much everything we do for ourselves to better ourselves for men is so fucking expensive here's one thing that men could do and spend a little fucking cash on to really up their game right like major and uh you're they're all fucking complaining but you didn't complain like you are somebody that found out that you can make your dick bigger and you're like huh i'm gonna go fucking try

it like you're like a smart guy to me yeah i mean it seemed like a pretty obvious decision Right? I mean, come on. Okay, tell me straight off the bat. Let's get to the one thing and then we're going to have the whole story. But straight off the bat, tell me the thing that most guys are so fucking anti, which is the price. Like they're just like, oh my God, I would never spend that, which I think is ridiculous, like I said, because I spend $700 just on highlights and I have to do it like four times a year. What do you, did it cost you? I just want that straight up from. Yeah, yeah. So I've done a couple rounds of it and there are a few different options. In some places, the pricing will. adjust based on the volume that you get injected. Yeah. That said, I would expect around 8 to 10 grand is a pretty standard range based on where you get it. And how long does it last? So good question. Again, there's three options, right?

You can do the hyluronic acid, which is the same stuff they're putting in women's lips and facial fillers. Those are 12 to 18 months. There are two permanent options. So I skipped the hyleronic acid, and I've actually done one of each of the two permanent options. Okay. So let's start out with asking you to, you're going to get your whole.

whole journey, but I want to know how big or small. I hate to use the word small and dick in the same sentence. What was your size? That's the better thing question. What was your size before? Yeah. So look, I'll go through a couple things because I've done a combination of items to to enlarge overall, not just the filler. I've also done like pumping for years and extension and all that kind of stuff. Let's go through all of that. Yeah, starting I was well above average. I'm just very greedy. So starting, I was about a little over 7.5 in length. You know, I think published average is usually 5.5 to 5.8 or so. And then circumference, right, not diameter, but circumference, I was about 5.7.

And I think the average there is somewhere around the 4.5 to 4.6 inches around. Oh, okay. So maybe you're a little psycho. Like, you didn't need a bigger dick, but you want, like, are you like a porn star? I don't know if greedy is the white word. Let's figure out what the real word is. I'm a guy. We all want our cars to be faster. our guns to be, you know, fancier, like, we want our dicks. Well, you said that you didn't say the most important one. We want our dicks to be bigger. Exactly. But like, you know, do you just love like, because like it was like, because you already have a big dick, right? So was it kind of like I want more of

this? Like I got big dick energy and it's so great that I want even more of it. And maybe it is greedy then if that's like sort of the thinking, right? Yeah. Yeah. I grew up like really exposed to sex. So I think early on, you know, I was definitely into, like, I had a penis pump in my teens to play with, right? I think the other thing is, you know, I was definitely a grower, not a shower there as well. So, you know, Rex size was great, but Flacid, you know, was like, hey, where all the blood goes. So it wasn't tiny, but it didn't, like, give off that same aura of big dick energy when it was soft. And so, I think for me, that was the big thing is I wanted a big soft dick, too. Even though that, like, you know, every woman I had ever been with before I did any length,

or the filler procedure had said, like, you're the biggest stick. Now, we all know, like, are they saying that because you want to hear it? Or is it the truth, right? I've heard you bring that up plenty of times, right? But I wanted to be damn certain that there was no doubt on that one. Right. But we, so I think it makes sense. I think maybe that whole, sorry, that whole small, flaccid dick thing could have really been like maybe even a subconscious driver.

Don't you think a little bit? Oh, 100%. Yeah. I mean, you know, high school shower, locker room and all that stuff. You know, it wasn't small, soft, but it was like average, right? And then, but I'm used to be in like, when a wrecked, I'm used to being like, you know, big. And so it didn't match that energy and I wanted it to match in both. Yeah.

And now you're way older. Looking back, do you realize, like, how stupid that was that you were so concerned with, like, you know, flaccid dick energy? No girl gives a fuck. You know what I mean? But when you're younger and you're in locker rooms and all that, like, that's where it might come into play, right? You know, but later in your life. I mean, I look for more excuses to be naked in public, right? Like I go find a nude sauna or a beach or something and show it off more. Oh my God. I love it. All right. I just wish I did it younger. I didn't wait too long.

Well, it doesn't sound like you waited so long. I mean, it doesn't sound like you waited because you said, you said something that I caught early on is that you were using a pump in your teens. Yep. Yep. Is that where we want to start the story? I think we need to go there. Yeah, totally. So yeah, you know, growing up, I just got exposed to sex at a pretty young age there and, you know, all things around it, you know, porn and toys and that kind of stuff. And so, you know, internet was around. You know, there was a bunch of like penis enlargement forums and groups where people were like going in there and kind of comparing their results. And then, you know, there's all the standard options, right? You can use the attraction devices to sort of like, you know, pull yourself out and they lengthen over time. Those do work, but they take a hell of a lot of time. pumps are a lot of fun, you know, and you get short-term benefit from them, but if you do them enough over time, you will get both some length and some growth out of it. Yeah, and let me just say real quick, because Bathmeet just, like, sponsored my show, and I have heard so many great things about it. And what I think is really fun about the pump is it is like a, you know, like you said, you have to be really consistent to get, like, lasting results. But it is temporary.

And you can, like, pump up and get a bigger dick for one session, right, with a pound? 100%. Yeah. It'll last, you know, maybe up to 24. hours or so based on whether or not you get off. Yeah. And it can be a half inch plus the circumference, you know, for a while after. So there's also some things where, you know, again, I've tried nearly everything. And the combination of a few things is actually what yields the best result. So the thing about a pump is, you know, think of it like a balloon, right? If you blow a balloon up, you know,

50 times, it stretches it out a little bit. So it's a little more pliable. So if you do the pumping before you go to get filler, you can take more filler during the, you know, filler procedure. Oh, interesting. Yeah. So, like, if you're trying to maximize your results, and we can kind of go down this path in a second, there's a few things that I would recommend doing before doing the filler so that you get the most bang for your buck for your eight to 10 grand. Yeah, I love it. So wait, so you're doing the pump when you're little and then you started trying all these other things because for some reason, like you were just like obsessed with this. Yeah, hypersexual, you know, and obsessed with it and why not. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Everybody

needs a hobby, right? Yeah. Everyone has something different that they're like, really into. You were like really hyper-fixated on your big dick. Yeah. I mean, did people know that you were doing this or is this like a secret life that you were living? Oh, no, definitely secret. Yeah. Like, you know, prior. I mean, so I'm currently married. My current wife is obviously aware of the filler because there's frankly no way to hide it both in terms of the increase in size, but also the recovery process. So I'll get through that in a little bit later. But previous to that, it was all, you know, stealthy. Yeah. Okay, cool. So you're living this whole, I mean, and that's a long time to be doing all this stuff and having all this paraphernalia in your life, right?

Because you're like, have all the tools. It takes tools, right? Before you got the filler. So do you want to go into any of the other stuff and like explain it a little bit more? Do you want to get to the point where you're going to like you realize that you could get filler and you're going to do that? Yeah, great question. I'll quickly reese through a few other items because I think it's helpful advice for others. And then we can hop, then we can go real in depth on the whole filler process.

Okay, cool. Perfect. So, you know, pump, again, big fan of it. You know, there's a few things. Get a quality pump. Don't get one from a novelty store. There are websites that get one that's fit to your size is another good piece of advice. So if you get a pump that's too large, you know, it'll suck your balls and scrot them up in there and that hurts like hell.

But you want one that is just slightly larger than your current circumference so that you can sort of pack the pump. Right. As you pump it up, you want it to fill up the full cylinder and then it forces more in the length direction, not just the earth. So spend a little bit of money, like 100 bucks to get a good quality pump that meets your current size and gives you some room to grow. And then as you get into it more and more, you'll need to size up over time. But that's the right way to do it versus just buying, again, a cheap novelty toy. Right. The traction devices, the ones where you, you know, you basically put a piece of silicone tubing around the head of your dick and then it pulls it down and straps it against like

the side of your leg or extends it. Again, those do work. They're conceptually similar to when you put engaged earrings and stretch out your earlobes. But you need to wear them for like four hours a day for months to see anything. But they do work. Okay, but does it hurt? So when you, yes and no, right? Like when you're relaxed and you put it on, it's not uncomfortable. But like as you get up and walk around, you know, the silicone tubeing can slip a little bit

and pinch and that's uncomfortable. Or like, you know, when you have to go pee, right? Obviously you can't really pee with that thing on. Yeah. So those things are kind of annoying. But again, they do work. There was actual medical studies backing, you know, getting a half inch plus, you know, in six months. But you just really have to stick with that routine.

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That's D-I-P-S-E-A-Stories. dot com slash strictly an non or just go to the description and click on the link no listen i mean i did an episode very early on and i repeated it over the labor day weekend i'm saying that now because we're me and you are taping but your episode is going to air right so and i'll let this out you know his episode's coming out tomorrow by the way i had this guy on who emailed me and it was in my days where i was like getting people from craigslist and i thought this guy was a fucking scammer and the title wasn't like you know you can make your dick bigger with sergios it was sergio's it was sergio's episode i recently, you know, repeated it. And he, you know, what I love about you is you're going to take

his story and take it to the next level, right? Because it's a different time. This was like 10 years ago he called in. But he went through, all he did was like the extender and the pump, you know, and he went really deep into what he did and how much bigger his dick got and thicker and all that. And I thought when I saw his email, like, this guy's fucking full of shit. You know what I mean? Like to me on the outside, I was like, there's no way this is true. But after I aired his episode and anytime I've ever repeated it. I got emails from so many people who have done what you need to do just like you. You know what I mean? And really we'll say it legitimately works. But it does take a lot of time and commitment, right? And I'm assuming that's why when you found out about filler,

that's like a no-brainer, right? It's so much better than all the work that these other things take. Correct? 100%. Yeah. There's, like there's plenty of great routines that you can find online for free, for pumping, for extension. You know, you've heard of jelking, which is like the hand technique. He talked about that. Yep. Yeah, stretching and pulling.

All of those things do provide incremental gains, but you got to stick with it. It's like a workout routine, right? You have to have a plan several days a week, duration each day, et cetera. And if you're not, you know, taking measurements and pictures, it can be discouraging because, you know, you're going to grow slowly but surely along the way. Yeah, yeah, totally. So you found like that it actually, all those things do actually work, right? And you did them and stuff.

Okay. Yeah, particularly for length. because filler's not going to give you erect length per se. Exactly, yeah. It might give you a quarter inch, you know, on the head, and I'll talk a little bit more about that. Perfect. The filler piece.

Yeah. But it's going to give you flaccid length and then a ton of girth. Right. Okay. Did you try jolking too? Is that something that you added to? Yeah, I did that as part of the, you know, I did that with my pumping routines.

Like after I pumped, I would do that. The things that are total bullshit. Oh, good. That's good. Yeah. Any, anything that's ingested, right? Any pill or dietary supplement, anything, zero percent. chance of success, don't waste your money. Now, I will say as part of a total routine,

nutrition and supplementation is important. I'm a big fan of nitric oxide supplements for blood flow. Yes. And then also, if you take like a daily Cialis, it can give you a much better like daily flaccid hang because it just has a little bit more blood flow there. But do not spend any money on anything that is a pill or a cream or a patch that says it will make your dick bigger. It will not. Right. Too Good to be true is typically too good to be true. I'm sorry, but anybody dumb enough to think that you could take a pill that's going to make your dick bigger is kind of not that bright. You know what I mean? Or did you try that? Did you buy that? Okay. The number like, you know, the number of emails that say this one simple trick, this ancient, you know, it's always like some foreign crap.

Of course. This ancient Arabian secret, you know, like, well, no, none of those things are real. Yeah. They had it for girls with their boobs. You know what I mean? There was a lot of things around. and out there like do you know do this move your grow bigger boobs take these pills they grow you know take these herbs bigger tits you know and it's like finally implants came out and now every girl just gets the implants you know what you're talking about for guy version you know okay yeah okay cool anything else you want to bring up that you try before the filler yeah so i think those are the key ones right anything the extension jelking pumping uh pills lotions creams etc don't work all that we've

covered so moving into the land of filler Now, with fillers, there's really three options. Yeah. So the first one is all hyluronic acid-based, right? Those are the ones, again, they're FDA-approved injectable fillers. You can inject items to dissolve or address them if you get lumpiness. They tend to last 12 to 18 months, but they're quite expensive because all of them are patented and they're owned by like the big companies, right?

So a milliliter syringe for your lips costs the same as the one that they would inject in your dick. Yeah, that's why when the guy was talking and I was like asking how many vials you need, because I know around how much a vial is, you know, because they do it for women too. So the other negative there is, you know, the biggest you're ever going to be with that is the day you inject. And then your body is going to metabolize it over time. So psychologically for guys, like that one's a little rough because six months in, you're going to be a little smaller. You know, eight months in you're going to be a little smaller. And then, you know, at some point you're going to, it's going to fully metabolize in your body.

And psychologically, that kind of sucks. Right. Okay. But you try it. So I did not go with. Oh, you never went with the hyloron. acid. No. Okay. Interesting. But you heard about it and you looked into it. Yeah, I looked into a bunch of reviews on it. I looked at different providers. And actually, that was the holdup for me originally on

the filler was that where I live, the only offering was the hyleronic acid. And so I said, I don't want to spend that much money on that because I saw that other states and other locations had some permanent options. Right. Okay. I've never heard of permanent options. I'm going to need your doctor on my podcast. But anyway, go on. Yeah, totally. So there are effectively two permanent options, and they're going to sound scarier than they are. So the first one was, it got popular from a doctor down in Florida. I'm not going to provide his name, but if you Google like permanent penis filler, Florida, Miami, he'll probably be the top search result there. Uh-huh. They, on their website, they somewhat call it like a proprietary, you know, permanent filler product.

Yeah. In reality, it's medical grade liquefied silicone. Okay. And so that's the first procedure that I had done. And then the other option is something that's called PMMA. And the PMMA is, I believe it's a polymer-based, which is what the P stands for. But it's another permanent option. It has actually some pros over the silicone.

And there's some noise and chatter out there that the silicone may get some like scrutiny from the FDA. So they may have to stop doing that. one and then PMMA may be the only remaining permanent option. How new were the was the permanent filler? Did it come or was it before the hyaluronic acid or did they both come out around the same time? You know, I know it's been around for at least 10 years or so, but again, it started just like regional clinics like Florida and Miami area was the big ones. A lot of people would travel down there to get it. Right. Because, you know, again, it's an outpatient procedure. You use a local anesthetic and I'll go through that whole process in a second. Yeah.

But then he franchised it to a few other locations. So they actually opened up one of the ones that used the silicone in my state. So that's where I got the first procedure done. Okay. So the first time you're doing this silicon, right? And that's what you... Exactly. Okay.

So you looked into it. You knew that this was your thing. You're like... And for a guy like you, this is perfect, right? Because your whole life, this is like your mission. And now you have like a really valid solution that you don't have to like work your ass off for. Totally. Yeah.

Exactly. Yeah. You get that instant, you know, it's after your, like, appointment. and whatnot, the actual procedure day, you know, you walk in and two hours later, you walk out with a significantly larger dick. Yeah, major, major. Yeah. And for a guy like you, who's like been on a mission, like I said, and done a lot of things that are a lot of work,

this is like the greatest thing ever invented, right? For sure. And look, you know, for anybody who's concerned about the cost of it, you know, just like everything else in modern America, you can get a, you know, care credit or firm, you know, zero percent financing or something like that along the lines for it. So you got a lot of options there. Right. Okay. So you find out that this exists, right? Yep.

And should we go through your first experience? The first time, right, with the filler, with the silicon, yeah. Yeah, so, yeah, totally. So you go into, you know, whatever the local men's clinic is that has this, right? And they kind of walk you through a conversation about how the whole process works. Now, along the way, they have a bunch of like preformed dildos to show you different size ranges. Yeah, that's smart. Yeah. So you say, hey, they'll ask you, you know, like, hey, what's your current sizing, right and they'll pull out one that's a relatively similar size now there isn't a guarantee of how much

girth you're going to gain per procedure there's sort of like ranges and averages and so my first one you know I was about 5.65 to 5.7 starting and I got to about six and a half so I got close to a full inch of girth on a permanent basis there yeah that's major right oh it's huge I mean so I'll give you some references and some measurements in a second I did a volume calculator and it's kind of mind-blowing, like, you know, everybody hears about, like, penis length, right? They hear like, oh, you know, five and a half's average, and then, you know, they don't realize the differences in terms of like, well, how much bigger is seven, really, or eight or whatever.

But from a girth standpoint, right, when we're talking about, like, the volume of an object, that's like a cubed function, right? And so adding an inch of girth is more than substantial. It's crazy. Yeah. From a mass and an overall weight standpoint. Yeah, I can imagine. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. So going into the procedure, right? There's a few recommendations that I would have up front. The first is they won't typically do it on men who are uncircumcised. Because the filler is injected sort of under that first layer of skin, it does not go all the way into the corpus cabanova, the actual blood area. Yeah. If you have your full foreskin intact, the filler can migrate up into the tip of that

foreskin and create problems and pain. Oh, yeah, I can arrive. So generally, they're going to recommend that you get a circumcision done prior to doing a filler injection. Right. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. The next thing that I'll put out there is just your overall level of body fat is something that I would look at or consider prior to doing this procedure.

If you have that fat pad, you know, the base of your dick that, you know, if you're above, say, 10, 12, 15% body fat, that will have a negative impact on the filler because they can only inject it on what is visible. And so if you lose weight over time, then you'll have a thinner part of your penis pop out afterwards. Wow. Yeah. I know that totally makes sense. Some people wouldn't think of that, but I'm glad you're bringing it up. Yeah, if you're going to make the investment, right? If you're going to spend $8 or $10,000, you know, get your body right first,

like lose that weight or get to where you want to be first. Yeah. So that when they do the filler, they do it right. Most of these places, if you're going with the permanent options, the pricing is fixed based on the region they do, not the total volume they inject. What do you mean the region? Yeah, yeah. So you can get it on your shaft or your head or the price.

or both. You can add your balls in if you want some big old heavy balls. You're kidding. Nope, you can do whatever you want. So would definitely recommend getting the head done with the shaft. Otherwise, you get this kind of weird linebacker look where it has huge shoulders and a tiny head.

Oh, yeah. I've seen dicks like that. No, you need to do it. It's got to be proportionate. And sometimes I think what's great about this kind of a procedure is you could kind of fix it because some people might be a little disproportionate to begin with. You know what I mean?

And you can maybe like aesthetically change the performance. portions on top of it. Totally. Yeah. I mean, if you have a good doctor doing the procedure, they're part artist, right? They're looking for, you know, abnormalities or curvature that they can address using the filler. But yeah, so usually what most of the places do is they'll have a price for the shaft, you know, maybe seven grand or so and then another two or three grand for the head. Yeah. You would do both in the same procedure. And I would definitely recommend sort of doing both there. Yeah. So procedure day comes, right? You go into the, to the clinic, you know, they have you pop into a robe and relax, you sit down. They start by putting a topical numbing cream on, some sort of lytocane type

mixture, and then covering your dick and saran wrap for like 45 minutes letting that sort of soak in. Okay, but do me a favor, right? Before we're right there, I'll remember. I just want to know before you wind up agreeing to have this done, like what are some of the things you have to sign off on? Like, what could go wrong? Like, what are the things that they say like, okay, like you're doing this, but these are the pros, but this is like what could happen, worst case scenario? anything? Yeah, you know, there's always disclosures in there about like bruising, lumpiness, pain, infection, yeah, yeah, all that kind of stuff. Any reputable doctor doing this will include touchups at no charge. Oh, okay. That's good to know. And I have had to do one or two of those touchups as well.

Okay. You know, you go through the main procedure and there's like one little spot where there's like a bump or a dent that they come back in and just touch up. Okay, cool. All right. So you're on the, so you're there, you put the numbing cream on. Yeah. Put the nubbing cream on. Yeah, put the numbing cream on. You're going to sit there for 45 minutes or so, let that soak in. And then it's, you know, it's sort of time to get to work. And so they're going to use localized nerve blocks in order to make it so it is pain-free. And so that's going to be right at the base of your dick, kind of like right where your pubic hair starts there.

Uh-huh. And then they'll also do it around the crown of your head, which sounds terrifying in reality. At most, it might have felt like a mosquito bite. Yeah, right. And then once you're done there, you feel nothing. Now, I would highly recommend you don't look during the procedure because it's terrifying, right? So most of them will give you like a pillow or a little curtain wall so you don't have to watch what's going on down there. Yeah.

It's pretty wild, though, because like you are flaccid the entire time, right? So they're doing the injection while you're flaccid, not while you're erect. It wouldn't take while you're erect. And so, you know, because of that, like they do have to do a little pulling and, you know, moving it around to try to shape it and all that kind of stuff. Yeah. And, you know, throughout the course of the procedure, it usually lasts about four. 45 minutes to an hour. Yeah.

You know, they're injecting you somewhere on the order of, you know, they're 100 plus times in terms of the actual sites. Are they going in and, you know, putting small amounts all the way around and topping it off? And, you know, they're cleaning you up as you're going through it all. I want to say I took 60 or something milliliters or so, which is a hell of a lot on my first procedure. Yeah, that's a lot. Because that's 60 vials, each vials, like one rites. Yeah.

So if that was hyleronic acid, right, the pricing on that would be through the roof. Yeah, crazy. Yeah. Right. And so that's why the people who do the hyluronic acid ones, maybe they get like a quarter or half inch of girth. But again, like you're paying a very linear price for the volume. Most of the permanent ones, they'll say, hey, here's the price for up to 60 or up to 80 or whatever the milliliters are. And then day of procedure, they'll give you what you can take. Right. Your body does get to a point where if they try to inject more in, it just leaks back out. Right. Oh, really? Yeah, it's just like, you know, you're blowing up a balloon to whatever its max capacity is. And then, you know, obviously, the longer you are starting, the more you can take from a volume standpoint.

Yeah, of course. Right. So being a little bit longer or doing some of the lengthening exercises beforehand, you're going to get more bang for your buck when it comes time to do the filler. Right. But because you're not totally hard, they don't really know, right? So they just go up until they can't do it. Yeah, they'll ask you how long you are. And then they will like grab the head and pull it and stretch it out. Oh, okay. Interesting. Okay. Cool.

Yeah, so, you know, you got two or three people walking around you, pulling on your dick, shoving needles in it and filling you up with filler for an hour, right? It doesn't sound that glamorous, but it is very much worth the outcome. How long ago did you do that procedure? I did the first one about two years ago. You were married? Yes. Okay, and you told your wife like you went to her and say, hey, listen, this is what I'm going to do,

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It's, yep. How was the after like experience? You know, anything? Yeah. So this is, you know, I listened to the guy who did the hyluronic acid walk through on yours and he said like, oh, it's, you know, super easy. Like the permanent ones, the recommendations on the follow up care are a little more involved. Yeah, I would think so. And again, you're taking on a lot more volume, so that makes sense.

So no sex or jerking off for four weeks. Okay, that was one of my first questions. That's the hardest part for sure, right? No jerking off, right? Like nothing. And, you know, you want to take out and test drive the new toy, but also like, you know, you start getting built up pretty quickly. But on top of that, you know, they're going to give you some medications, right?

Some standard antibiotics, you know, things like that to take just to make sure, you know, because they've effectively stabbed you 100 times down there. They want to make sure nothing gets infected or anything. Yeah. And then they're going to have you actually do some topical antibacterial cream and like hydrochortosone. Uh-huh. And then also wrap it with like surgical gauze for the first week or two. Wow.

Did it hurt like afterwards? No, it really didn't. You know, it was like it felt full and heavy. And then once the nerve block wore off, you know, sensation came back in. Like every now and then, like, you know, in the head of your dick, you'd get a zinger or like, you know, a weird tingle or something like that. But there was no, like, actual pain. There was no need for Advil or any sort of like, you know, opioid-based painkillers or anything like that. Right.

Okay, cool. But it does look bruised as hell. Like, I mean, it's going to be purple and blue for the first couple weeks. And so you're going to have this giant purpleish blue mass hanging between your legs that's wrapped up in some gauze. So it's mentally that's a little wild. Yeah, so maybe you're not even thinking. Maybe the four weeks isn't as hard as you think, considering you're not, maybe you're not so in the mood because your dick is like, like, looks like that and feels like that. You know what I mean? Exactly. Yeah. And then, you know,

after the first, you know, five or so nights of recovery, like, you'll be sleeping up and wake up with like a morning wood and then you'll start to see like, you know, the size for the first time. And you'll feel it sort of stretching internally. It doesn't hurt, but it feels like you're stretched, right? Like you're as tight as you can be when you're erect. Yeah, that's amazing. I mean, I've got in fillers in my face and stuff and you could feel it just a little bit. You know what I mean? I can't imagine that much. You know, it's like crazy. But how excited were you when you first started to see that initially? Oh, yeah.

I mean, you know, you're going to stand in front of the mirror and do the helicopter all day long, right? You know, you're walking. Now you know how an elephant feels. I mean, like, the crazy thing is seriously the mass, right? It's not just the actual size, but it's the additional weight that goes in there as well. I mean, when you walk, like, you know, my dick now, like, hits my thighs back and forth if I'm wearing boxers and it'll make a sound. Yeah, I don't know why I love the word hog for a dick.

Like I'm like sometimes like, oh, you got a big hog. And I just feel like, that's like what I'm talking about. You know what I mean? It's like this heavy, massive thing to me is like a hog. And I don't think that's a bad word. I think it's a good word. Not at all. It's, you know, in terms of like energy and bravado, right?

Like you feel it there all day long now, right? You know, in your pants and your jeans. Like you know it's there. You know it's substantial. And so like that gives you, you know, kind of plays into that big dick energy for sure. Yeah. I can imagine. It's not all rainbows and butterflies there, right?

Like, you know, toilets are now a problem because when you sit down, it'll plop into the water. So you got to, like, hold it up. Wow. Are you serious? Yeah. Yeah. The combination of the weight of it as well as, like, the increase in some of the flasted length. Like, if I sit down on a toilet, it'll dip in the water, which is obviously gross. So I've got to, like, hold it up now.

Yeah. And then, you know, clothing, you know, actually does become a bit of a tactical challenge because you'll show a lot. Yeah. So, but let me ask you this. When you get hard, does it fall? over two because it's so heavy and big? No, no, like it'll still like, you know, stand at attention when erect. Oh, okay. Even with the additional mass. And again, that's where I go back to like, you know, having a holistic approach here with like nitric oxide supplementation and taking

care of your blood flow and all that stuff. So you can still get a really good strong erection and take full advantage of the size. Yeah, for sure. That's important. Okay. So I don't know why after all of this, you wind up going and getting the other procedure. But let me ask you this. Once you were done, right, Do you remember that first time you had sex with your girl that first time after the silicon? Yeah, I mean, it was amazing. I mean, it was, you know, look, every guy wants that sort of reaction where it's like, I don't think it's going to fit. Like it's, you know, that verge of pleasure and pain, right?

Like, you know, you're really stretching it out. And so that was, you know, unreasonably powerful turn on, for sure. Yeah. Although it did make any use of condoms a total pain in the ass now. Right. Why? Are you got, you're married, but is it because you don't want babies yet or something that you use condoms? No, I mean, you know, we're, you know, how you have people that go to church on holidays only. We do the same thing for, you know, a little bit of lifestyle stuff, you know, like a couple times of year.

Okay, okay, that's why you're listening to my show. That's why you're listening to my show. Okay, cool. All right. But we're not talking about that part of your life right now. We're talking about this. But anyway, okay, so you're, it was an amazing experience. So, yeah, so my question to you is what I said before, like, why, if you got all this growth and it's permanent and you spent all,

this money and you got this huge thing that is like killer do you wind up doing it a second time yeah so a good question and two reasons the first one i gave you when we started the call which is that i'm greedy the second one is i actually did uh cut some more weight as well so i wasn't like fat or anything beforehand you know i was probably like 15% body fat but then after that dropped down to like nine you know i sent you a photo in the email yes you know very very lean now right and so I experienced sort of firsthand, you know, what that decrease in the fat pad at the base actually does. And so there was a little bit where it kind of got a torpedo shape. That's why you made that disclaimer in the beginning because that was your actual experience.

That's what you know. That's interesting. And it's probably something you would have never thought of because you were, like you said, way overweight. But then you got fucking shredded and you saw there was like a ledge, right? Like there was a definite difference. For sure. Interesting. Okay.

Yeah. So, you know, from there decided to, you know, hey, why not, you know, if some is good, more is better, right? So decided to go that route. And, yeah, I did that, you know, a few months ago. No, but you didn't do the silicon again, right? You did the other thing this time? Yeah, I switched to the PMMA. Yeah, part of it was the provider who actually did the silicone kind of packed up shop in the shape that I'm in.

And so I was looking around. And then I had always seen the PMMA, but that wasn't previously offered where I lived. and then somebody else, you know, sort of came in and brought that into the market. And I did some more research on it. And, you know, what I found with the silicone, there's a few other things that I'll all add into the story there as well. Sure. You know, part of the recovery outside of, you know, the gauze and the bandage and no sex for four weeks and all that, and you have to massage it daily for the first several weeks to make sure that lumps don't form.

You know, you can't, you can't ever let it turtle, right? So you kind of have to wear boxers or free ball for the first four weeks. Oh, interesting. Okay. Nothing tight at all. Yeah. If you, you know, if it usually hangs to the right, you got to hang it to the left and back and forth. Otherwise, it'll, like, create some dents and stuff.

So there's, there's a little bit of an involved process to getting the shape and all that to take the way you want to. Yeah, of course. They also make you eat just ridiculous quantities of collagen, like powdered collagen supplements. Oh, really? Yeah, to kind of help set the silicone and have your body, like, you know, do that. But it's so much that, like, for some people, it'll make your stomach hurt. Okay. 10 to 20 grams a day type of thing.

So not awful, but it's like, you know, choking down protein shakes type of thing. Right. So, yeah, once you, you know, got through all that and, you know, I did get one or two, like, small little bumps and lumps. And those are pretty easy to touch up or address. You know, you can do it, like, go back in there. They hit topical on there and they can just kind of poke it and, you know, massage it out and it'll sort of fix itself. So it sounds brutal, but it's not really a big deal. Right.

And that can happen with filler. I've had filler many times in my life. and sometimes they'll get a little thing. And sometimes you don't. You know what I mean? Totally. Yeah. And that doesn't mean that the provider was bad or, you know, it's just, it's just fillers.

That's just what happens with that kind of material, you know? Yeah. Okay. So you go and now what, is there any kind of difference in pricing or anything when it comes to the, what is it called, PMP? PMMA. PMMA. Yeah, it's about the same price point as the other one. It's in that $8,000 to $10,000 range.

And again, like all of the providers will do a, a, you know, Memorial Day special or, you know, buy the shaft, get the glands for free or whatever it is, right? Like, they'll all have some of that kind of stuff going on. There's usually, you know, if you're looking at list price, you can always get some little discount off that. So it's worth asking. Right. Okay. So you just had, did you, did you just want to fill, because you're Mr. Greedy, I don't think this is the case. You didn't just want to fill in that little bottom. Now that you're used to this huge thing, you probably used to it. And now you want even more all over two, right? Not just fill in the bottom or were you just filling in the bottom? Or were you just

filling in the bottom the second time. No, your first assumption was right. And you know, it's funny, like psychologically, to your point, right, like, you know, I'll take out a tape measure and like, you know, see where I'm at. And over time, even if you don't get smaller, psychologically, you just get more used to it. Yeah, of course. That's normal. Right. So there's that. I mean, you know, women, you go through the same thing with your boobs and your breasts and all that kind of stuff. Or the way, look at all the people in the GLP ones are getting so fucking skinny, almost like too skinny, because you start to get used to and you're like, oh, I need to be skinny. You know what I mean? it's like a mental mind fuck for sure yeah totally it's all relative okay so you're like used to

your big huge dick it's not so huge anymore but you also see this little floss so like while you're there why not make it bigger as well exactly yeah yeah so uh went into the new provider you know the consult on the process for the pmma was the exact same as it was for the silicone based right okay to the tea right you know it's the you know put the robe on put on the numbing cream you know saran wrap it for an hour local block you know all that same kind of same kind of stuff. Recovery was effectively the exact same as well. Right. And remind me, PMP is just like another kind of like sort of gel-like thing, just not silicone? Yeah, so it's PMMA. I'm sorry, I keep saying PMP because you know what I'm talking about. Yeah. And it's, it's a polymer

base, so it's synthetic, right? Right. Just like silicone would be. But it just, they believe there are fewer, you know, issues with it, you know, migrating or getting metabolized. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So a newer better version of it. It comes in. Exactly. And, you know, based on my experience, it seemed to be a little bit more like stayed where they put it type of thing. Yeah. So like the silicone very much made my dick like a very round shape. I mean, and with the PMMA, I had him do a little bit more on the sides than the top and bottom to get it more towards like an oval shape again. Yeah.

And it stayed very much where they put it. So, you know, if I were starting from scratch, I would just go straight for the PMMA one. I think that it's a better product overall. Yeah, like no migration. is always the best thing. And I feel like they're always sort of getting things, like, you know, they're making everything better, right? And so that's, I wouldn't make sense

that this became the thing that people use over the silicon if that's like a reason why it's better because that's a big thing. You don't want filler to migrate. You know what I mean? For sure, exactly. Yeah. All right, so you go in,

everything's the same, the same procedure too, like everything during the procedure is the same as well? 100%. Yeah, it's just a different product that they're injecting, right? Otherwise, you know, same things, right? Nerve blocks, put it in the head, you know, rotate around, all that kind of stuff. Now, let me ask you this, because you gave a price in the beginning. Was that price for both ones or was that price two separate times?

Like what was your cost for the first one and what was your cost for the second one? Yeah, that'd be each time. So it would be eight to ten grand for an overall procedure. And then, again, any good doctor would cover touch-ups. So I'm effectively in two-x that. Right. Okay. So the second time, same amount.

Did you get, how much more, how much bigger did you get? go the second time. So now girth is about 7.7 inches away. Can I share the picture you sent me without your face on my Discord? I can't share it on Patreon because it's very X-rated, but can I show the picture of your dick on my Discord? Maybe I'll send you a better one. Yeah. Okay. Send me a better. And can you do have, do you have a before and after? You know, I don't know if I have a before. Oh, okay. I don't believe you, but it's okay. I don't think a guy that's that into Dick and he's been jelking in it. There's no way you don't have a. There's no way you don't have a before picture, but it's okay.

Show me the after. You know what I mean? And send me the best one you want, so I'll share it on my discord. But anyway, go on. Yeah, yeah, no, totally sounds good. So for perspective, do you drink Celsius at all? No. Like the energy drink?

No, but I hear people who do. Why? Okay, so the Celsius can. Oh, okay, the can. I know what you mean. Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, is seven inches around. Oh, really?

Okay. Yeah, that's the circumference of a Celsius can. Uh-huh. And then it's about six inches long. Wow. So I'm about 7.6. seven around now. Wait, how much is it?

Say the Celsius again? Seven inches around. And you're seven point what now? 7.7. Oh my God. So you need to find a can that's equivalent. A Coke can is just over eight. Oh, okay.

So in between Celsius and Coke. Yeah. So the next time you pick up a Celsius can, right? Like, picture if you could put like your mouth fully around that. Like it's, there's a, there's a famous porn star who goes by the name Gerthmaster. And he's at right about seven. inches around. Wow. So it's, I mean, the girth is pretty wild. And then if I pump on top of that, I can be well above eight for, you know, a day or two. Okay. Now, describe in can size, or maybe

there is no can the size of what you were before. I know you gave me the actual measurements, but can you compare to the Celsius can that you are now or a little above to what you were before you got either procedure? That's a good question. Yeah, the 5.7 or so. I want to say, it's probably a little bit bigger than like a paper towel or toilet paper cardboard tube. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's probably, I think that's about the average size. I think that's like 4.5 to 5. Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking like, but that's kind of thickish.

You don't know what I mean? Like that's on the thicker size. That's not normal. I don't think that's average, right? You were bigger than average. I think average is about four and a half to do so. Yeah, yeah. You were still thicker than average, right?

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So if you want real quick, I wrote down some measurements in math. Yeah. I'll have to switch the speaker, but let me know if the audio is still good, okay? Yeah, go ahead. All right, let's see.

All right, can you hear me still? Yeah, it's perfect. Okay. So there's some good websites you can go to where, you know, they just do the math for you, right? You just put in measurements. Uh-huh. So if an average dick is five and a half long by 4.6 girth, that would be 4.62 fluid ounces of total volume. Okay.

Where I was starting was 7.5 inches long by about 5.65 to 5.7. circumference. So that's 9.33 fluid ounces. So almost exactly 2x the volume of the average dick. Wow. Yeah. And again, that's because the volume calculation, right? And so on a percentile basis, that would that would have put me starting in the 99.88 percentile. Yeah. So out of, you know, 10,000 people or whatever it is, there might be 10 or so that are the same size or larger. Wow. That is crazy. Yeah. Now I'm at 9.25 in length, 7.65 in circumference. And so that's 21.48 fluid ounces of volume. Oh my God. Which is like 4.6 times the average size volume. Right. Because 4.6 was the average. That's like normal. And now you're 22. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Okay. Let me ask you this.

When you come home after that first time, it's the same kind of like having to heal and everything. Same amount of time before you can fuck your wife. Eventually you do. And how is she with the new size? Very similar reaction. You're a dumbass. And, you know, at first it hurts,

but then, you know, turns into pleasure. You know, frankly, with, you know, the vagina can stretch, usually, like, one way or another. I can handle a little more girth or a little more length. Of course. But when you put both, like, you know, most of it's not going in anymore.

Really? Yeah, like, you know, if we're having sex, you know, there's probably a good three inches a length that's not going in. Yeah, well, I've had on guys that I've had too big of a dick. Like, I mean, you got to think about that. But is that bother you? Or are you just like so fucking turned on because the fact that you can't get in that it's like hot for you regardless?

Yeah, it's flattering, right? It's the same thing with blow jobs, right? Like a blow job now is really just kind of like suck in the head and then using your hand for the rest. Like, and so like, yeah, no one's deep throating it. And so on one end you miss out there. other end, like, it's kind of a novelty, right? So like you go out to a lifestyle club or something like that. We'll see it and it's like, hey, you know, can I try it just because, right? Like it's

Yeah. Yeah, of course. Yeah. No, of course. And could most women take it? I mean, because you fuck other people besides your wife sometimes? Yes, yeah. So yeah, the answer is yes. Again, the problem there actually is finding condoms that work. Yeah, how can you? There's a company called Calibur that makes a ton of different sizes. The, biggest they make is a 3xL. Right. And that one I can make work, but I can't roll it on. I kind of have to unroll it first and then stretch it open with my hands and then like pull it over like a garbage bag almost. Wow. Oh my. Yeah. Like it just otherwise like it's just too, it stretches the condom too much to try to like put it on. Right. And so how long has it been since the last procedure?

I think that was like three or four months ago now. Oh, okay. So and so permanent is permanent is permanent, right? Like it doesn't get like this shit never goes away, correct? I mean, that's the theory. Like I haven't seen a 50 year study on it, right? But, you know, the, that's what they say. Yeah. And so far I believe it because I haven't seen anything contrary to that. Even in your own experience.

Because when was the first procedure? How long ago? It was a year ago. And you didn't see any, you didn't see any change with that procedure after years, right? Yeah, there was no drop off from that one now. Right. Okay. That's good to know.

Yeah. So, no, it's, it's been a lot. of fun. I mean, it's, oh my God. So, eight to tell. So you're looking like 20,000, right? I mean, how much do Preston plans cost? Yeah. I mean, my whole thing. A good set of, good boob jobs, 15 plus. Right? Unless you're in like Miami or somewhere where they do them all day long. Yeah. And this is forever. What I was pitching before was just like, you know, temporary. But they said that it could last for years, you know, not just like six to 12 months. But like, but still, this is like pretty major that you could have this done and it be permanent.

You know what I mean? For sure. Right? I mean. Yeah. And look, you know, most, and the other thing about it, I think some guys are worried like, hey, can you tell? Right.

Like could somebody, you know, if you were dating or if you're in the lifestyle, would people be like, oh my God. Oh, yeah. That's a good. Yeah, that's a good. Can you? You know, so what I would say is I have, I've only had one person clock and ask if it was the case.

And it was the doctor who did my vasectomy. Oh, it was a doctor, but not a job. chick. He's used to touching dicks all day long and looking at him up close. And what did he say? He just asked. He's like, hey, have you had that filler thing done? I said, yeah.

He's like, oh, wow. Like, you're like the second person I've ever seen who's had it done. Wow. Did he ask you any more questions? Because maybe he was running out to get it himself. Yeah, yeah, not really. I mean, I think I, yeah, I think I passed out shortly after that during the vasectomy. Oh, oh, oh, is your mind.

Oh, so he could tell. So what does it feel like? Yeah, you know, it's like when you're soft. Yeah. It just feels like you kind of have like a semi chub, right? Like it just feels full. Uh-huh. You know, and like if you were to grab like the sides of your shaft skin, you know,

like you could grab like some substance there, but it's not like, it's not like a singular line of filler or something like when you get it in your face or your lips where you could like, you know, roll it around per se under your, under the skin there. Yeah. And then once you're hard, it's, it gets hard as well because that blood pushes out on the walls of it so much. Right. That it's not like you have a soft layer on the outside of your dick and then a hard inner. It's not like a hot dog bun or something.

Right, right, right. And then another question I would have, and I'm sure you had this too and you have the answer, though, is like, do, does it change sensitivity at all for you? It does, actually for the positive, particularly when you get the filler in the head. You know, like, for instance, you know, obviously you're not allowed to jerk off. And it's less about ejaculating. It's more they don't want you putting pressure on your dick as the filler's settling because then you can, you know, you don't want like a handprint in there permanently or something. Yeah. But like what I noticed is when the, you know, by week three and a half or so, like I could just, you know, like when I would shake it when I'm peeing, I could almost come.

You're kidding. It was so sensitive in a good way at the tip that like it was, yeah. Wow. And your doctor did a good job and give you exactly what you wanted. You were very happy. Yeah. You know, again, I went in and I got a touch up done on it. But it was like, yeah, and they were like, yeah, you have to, it's kind of weird.

You have to send progress picks. So I'm taking dick pics and sending them. to a doctor's phone, right? Yeah, my God. And they're like, okay, cool. Obviously, they're just checking to make sure you don't have any reactions or infections or anything on that along the walk, right? But, you know, if they see anything that's misshapen, they'll encourage you to keep massaging

it. And then they're like, yeah, but, you know, if you can't massage it enough to address it, no worries, come back in for a touch-up. Usually you should wait about 60 or 90 days before you do a touch-up, just to make sure that it's all kind of settled before they go in and mess with it anymore. Did you only do one touch-up each time or both procedures or more than one? Yeah, I did one for each procedure. Okay, that's not bad.

But what's great is that the doctor will do it, whatever, you know, you need afterwards. Totally. You know, that's included in the price. Do you think you're done? Definitely ask about it. Like, if you don't, you know, if they say no, we don't do that, I wouldn't go with that doctor. Yeah, I agree. I agree.

Do you think you're done? For now. I mean, I'll keep the pumping going because, you know, that still, you know, is fond and kind of stacks onto it. Yeah, when you said that before, when I pump, I was like in my head, like, oh, my God, he's still. pumping on top of it. Why not? I think you have a little dick dysmorphia. You know, I got body dysmorphia.

I totally understand. I think you got dick dysmorphia. I mean, you're not wrong. Yeah, no. You probably have. I'm also, yeah, there's no shame in it either. No, exactly. I have body dysmorphia.

I think the differences between people that look good and who don't or they have dysmorphia. See what I mean? It pushes you to be like crazy and, you know, on top of shit, you know. Listen, I, you know, you know, you know, You know, if you go, you know, I want to see those pictures if you can. That would be great. I'm wondering in the picture that I saw, I mean, it looks huge. Is that totally hard that picture?

So I sent you a few. The last one I sent. Oh, you sent me a few? I only saw the last one. In email, that's soft. Right. And then the one I sent you on our Discord chat was hard. Look, while people are talking, a look.

People don't realize how many dicks I see. So I'm like a doctor looking at dick. I sometimes think these guys, they join my dick pick contest and everything. and they're like, they probably get off on thinking, oh, Kathy's looking at my dick, but like I see so many dicks doesn't even matter. But who were you on my Discord? Did you join the Dick Pick contest?

I did, actually. And the picture that I submitted for that was actually before the first filler. Oh, so I do have a before. What's your name on Discord? It's F Thomas. Oh, F Thomas. I know that name. Hold on.

I know you for some reason. F. Yeah. F Thomas. Hold on. F. I'll edit this all out. F.

Yeah. Do you mind me giving your name on there or no? You can. Okay, okay. I probably won't be super chatty on there. Oh, I remember this. You made it into the top 15, didn't you? Yeah, and then, but on the judgment episode,

your friend said maybe it was a pokey-pokey, and that's where I took offense. Oh, but didn't I stick up for you? And I was like, there's no fucking way. She still steerled you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but no, no, no. She was completely wrong, though.

That's so obviously, I'm going to put this. That's so obviously not a pokey-pokey. Didn't I fight with her back? A little bit. But she still won the argument, so I didn't get in the finals. How did she win the, she didn't win that argument? How did she win? Because I just let her go on, move on.

She changed my mind? No, she didn't change my mind. I mean, I didn't make it to the finals. You didn't make it to the final 15 with that dick? I don't think so. I think you did. I'm going to go check. But you know what it is?

This is the thing. It's that I get like, you know, I take into consideration, not just my top 15. I ask like maybe six to 10 people, you know what I mean? And then I put it in an Excel spreadsheet and whoever gets the most. But yeah, that's, that's, you know, I take into it. That's humongous. Not a pokey-pokey. People are going to fucking die when they hear this.

I don't know what. I remember like, you don't know what you're talking about. Okay, so the second one that's in, it's kind of inside a pump. I'm going to send it to her. Be like, look it,

it's not a fucking pokey-pokey. Where are we going to say? Yeah, I sent it to her already. Oh, you did? Yeah. I love it. Okay. So which one should I put up?

I'll send you some better ones. Okay. Okay. Oh my God. F. Thomas. You're the best. I can't believe. You really.

could be a spokesperson for like, you know, this is how you make your dick bigger. I mean, it's like perfect, huge humongous, right? I don't know how you walk around. Like, that thing, it does stay up in Iraq, that big, huge thing when it's hard. Yeah. Wow. I'm surprised. Yeah, it's, again, like, you got to take a holistic health approach to it, right? You got to have your cardio in place and nitric oxide and all that good stuff too, but. Right. So is that what you're thinking is the reason why stays because you got so much blood pumped in there? I think that's a good part of it. You know, like, you know, doing all that kind of stuff is just part of good erectile health

in general. Yeah. But it all plays together. Is there a reason why some people are anti-the-permanent? Because I felt like, you know, some people are anti-it. Am I correct? Is that like word on the state? Totally.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, any doctor who's pushing the hyleronic acid will obviously be anti-the-permanent. Look, choleronic acid, you can put in a dissolver if there's anything that goes wrong and reverted immediately. Uh-huh. Some of the permanence, that's not really the case. Right.

And that's the different. That's their one reason why some people would prefer it, right, for that exact reason. Yeah. And for what I'm aware, none of them are actually like FDA approved to inject into your dick, right? They're sort of off-label use. Right. So, you know, they are legitimate and legal, but they're not like backed. And so for some people, they say, well, hey, haleretic acid, people get that filler everywhere else.

So they feel more comfortable with it. And they like that they could reverse it. But, you know, again, cost-wise and results. wise. I'd vote permanent. Yeah, you're permanent. You're a couple of years out for one procedure at least. So I feel like you're a good person to give a good review on it. You know, the good, the bad, the ugly. It doesn't sound like there's anything really bad that went down. Any cons? No, I mean, again, after the, you know, before the touchups, you might have some unevenness a little bit there. And then excess attention in public when naked, you know.

But you're like you said, you're like literally walking around on purpose. naked because you're like... For sure. Yeah. It makes putting a suit on a little bit hard because like, you know, you're at work and you don't want to be showing too aggressively. Yeah, I can imagine. I mean, I'm sure that's how, and you hear women talk about it. Like, I've had women on my show who got breast implants and they're just like the minute

they have these big boobs suddenly, like they're just like so dying to show them off and everything. And I get it. You know what I mean? And I think any guy would get it. Yeah, and you know, again, for, again, the length is harder to actually permanently approve. That takes time. It takes tons of energy. The surgery

on length. Oh yeah, I would not recommend those. Like the, there is a surgery you can do where they cut the ligament at the base of your dick. I didn't do that, but everything I've read about that, like, I would not touch that. Stop that. No girl, no offense. I mean, you're seven and a half. Don't get any longer. No girl wants a nine inch call. No, no, I was. I'm over nine now. Oh, you have a nine, you're nine inches and like, oh, that's why I can't go all the way in. So how annoying is it that you can't like pound anyone? You don't, you're okay with that? Yeah. I mean, again, it's like, you know, I like the, the flattering of the bottoming out feeling, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Exactly. I get it. Oh, my God. That is so

crazy. Thank you so much for calling in. I was dying to get someone on my show that did this. I didn't realize it. You don't have so many people calling in my show. So sometimes I barely read the emails. I'm like, the less I know the better going into the call. So sometimes I don't know much. And it just reveals itself to me as we speak. I didn't realize you had done the permanent over the injectables. And that's what I've had on my show before. So I love this whole story. I'm so glad that you called in. And now I need a dog. I like to get on my sexual health Saturdays, I love to get like real people's story about things and then the doctor's version as well. Because I think you want to hear both sides. I know when I'm Googling things, I want to know everything from the doctor's angle, but then I want to hear real people's fucking experience.

You know, now that I have the real person experience, I want a doctor on who does the real deal permanent, you know what I mean? Because I think that that's super interesting. But thank you so much for calling in first, right? Now I'll go looking for the doctor. But thank you so much for calling in and sharing your story. Yeah, for sure. So yeah, if you want to, I can shoot you an email with a link to a couple of the doctors.

That would be great. Yeah, please do. And then, you know, the fact that you're in the fucking lifestyle, you should come on and tell your story one day if you want to. Yeah, maybe. Okay. You don't have to. I love this story.

This is great. Awesome. And then cool. Yeah. And you're going to change up my voice really well and all that good stuff. 100%. Yeah, don't worry about it. You'll be happy. I won't make you sound stupid either. I won't make you sound like a girl. I do that on my own. Yeah, but you got a big dick. Don't worry about it. All right, dude, thank you so much for calling in. Yeah, sounds great. Take care. Bye. Bye.

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