Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 165 - Dr. Guy is Addicted to Love and Sex

Episode Date: February 13, 2017

Dr. Guy (ep. 86), is totally addicted to love and sex and he calls in to talk all about it. He discusses his most recent, crazy, failed relationship with a hot stripper (who he was addicted to), his previous relationship with a Russian model (who is currently trying to blackmail him) as well as all the other insane relationships he had in between. Tune in to hear all the details plus hear all about his most recent sexual escapes which include wife swapping , threesomes, sex with his co-worker and whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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If you want to follow me on Twitter, follow me at Cartoon Therapy, or follow the show at Strict Anonymous. And if you can write a review for my show, I always need reviews. They help the show. Today I have on a guy who happens to be my friend, but I think he's like interesting because he has a lot of the same issues or issues or is doing a lot of the same things that people who call into my show do. And his name is Dr. Guy.

I think I've had him on before, talked about his womanizing ways. I've had him on before. I've talked about all the Coke that he does and all the young girls that he fucks and this time we talk about all that stuff and then some uh you know he he's one of my favorite friends to call up and like just listen to his stories because he's just always doing crazy things and because i don't do those things anymore i sort of live vicariously through him uh and he's definitely working his stuff out he's like a 50 year old guy going through a midlife crisis um but uh he fucks a lot of girls he has a lot of crazy relationships um and on this call

we talk about his most previous relationship with uh a girl who was a stripper. We also, the funniest part of this podcast is when we hear about his ex-girlfriend, he was this Russian girl who claimed that she was pregnant by him. And he plays the message. We listened to her message, and it is straight up funny because she was trying to, like, sort of tell him that she was pregnant, but she's not. I don't know.

It's just you got to listen to it. We get into that. And we hear about some of his, like, stories, his S-E-X stories. He has a lot of sex. He's fucked guys' wives. he's at threesomes, all that kind of stuff. So that's what we get into. And so I'm just going to get right to the podcast.

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Okay, hey, welcome to Strictly Anonymous podcast. It's Kathy. And I'm on the phone with Dr. Guy. Remember Dr. Guy? I think you've done two episodes with me before, right? Dr. Guy? Yes, two episodes. Two, right?

This would be episode three. Yeah. Am I holding some kind of record? No, the guy, there was a guy who let his wife fuck other people. Oh, no. Maybe if you get into that, I mean, you do everything else. I've done that. I've been the other end of that.

Oh, you fucked guys' wives? Well, yeah, I did that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, you've done it all. I was hoping that. Because, you know, we're friends. We live in the same city, right? But you're, like, probably in your bed right now, and we're keeping this podcast.

I was hoping that you'd be really, like, you know, coked up and just still hung over from the night before. Because basically, I call you the co-keed cardiologist. You're a doctor. You don't really study cardiology anymore. You do injections, right? Because you make more money doing that. But that's like that was what you went to school for. Yet you're the biggest co-cat I know.

Probably an overstatement, but maybe you don't know to make cokeheads. I don't. I thought cocaine went out in the 80s. I don't know, but I'm probably dating myself, right? I mean, it's still out there and everyone's doing it. They don't so much crack anymore, I don't think. but I think cocaine is still pretty popular. It is?

Yes, it's still pretty probably, yeah. All right. What I can see. Yeah. Right. So you do a lot of Coke and you're like pretty old. So like we're just waiting for, I'm just waiting for you to pass on. Okay.

Well, I guess we'll speak to that comment during the book, you know, the podcast. It's not entirely true. Well, we are on the podcast right now. This is your episode. Okay. So talk it up. So basically like Dr. Guy still up to his shenanigans.

I mean, some people would. say maybe you're having a midlife crisis and what is a midlife crisis to me what it is is like you know people that got married way too young before they probably naturally wanted to so they stopped doing all the things that they wanted to do which was like go out and maybe fuck a lot of girls or just be young right and have fun instead you went to uh i was going to say law school you went to doctor school you went to med school right and you did everything for that your parents wanted you to do and you got married more than once had a hurt horrendous marriages, lots of kids, and after you were done with all that, you're finally

like going to be true to who you are. So basically, you're like a 15-year-old trapped in a 53-year-old body. Stop moving around. 17, sorry. Yeah, you can't move around that much. In a 50-year-old body, but yeah. You're 50? Yeah, I'm 50, yeah.

I mean, to me, the worst thing about a midlife crisis besides the fact that, you know, you probably look a little ridiculous to a lot of people around you. So what I think is like the worst thing is the physical aspect of it because you're not 17, right? You're 50. So the things that you do to your body now, it's the reason why you see a lot of these people like dropping dead in their 50s from like, you know, they take one thing and they die because they have heart failure because you can't handle what a 17 year old can. Yet you hang around with all people that are way younger than you and you party like all the younger people. So you're just like a time bomb, right? ready to like go off.

That's as far as I see. I'm always concerned for you. But you do give me a lot of interesting stories. I love to call you up and hear your shenanigans with all of your girls because you got some interesting stories. So I figured I'd have you back on. That was a very long intro.

Yes. Into who you are, what you do. Because listen, some people might have not listened to your previous episodes. The first episode we talked all about the fact that me and you dated for very short time and how horrendous that was and all this ridiculous things you did. I don't know. I don't know if it was that bad. No, it wasn't that bad, but it was interesting.

Yes, interesting. Okay. Horanus sounds like a very strong word. I know. I'm being a little exact. I'm exaggerating. You're totally right. Because it was like good.

Natural license. Yeah. What was bad was that you are, like and that's the thing with womanizers, right? I would definitely call you a womanizer. And there's a difference between players and womanizers. You're a womanizer. Your relationship with a womanizer could never. be horrendous because womanizers kind of love women and they treat you they treat them very well

that's the whole sort of mind fuck of a womanizer a womanizer they're almost like too good to be true because they're probably like if you're dating a womanizer you probably think you met like the greatest guy you ever that ever existed they're more attentive they're so but yet they're like that with everybody and it doesn't really mean anything and that's the mind fuck because I think it's very hard for women to believe that that kind of man actually exists, that that sort of attention and all of that niceness could be completely phony. And it kind of is. Yeah, but I think, I think there's plenty of women out there who are the opposite side, but it's a very similar, you know, dynamic. And that they, the day seemed so wonderful and it's all a lot. And we talked about

that. My last few girlfriends, you know, um, were very much like that. And, and, you know, it's,

it's a, so, believe me, I meet my match all the time. And I'm getting a shit kicked out of me too emotionally, you know, from the opposite ends. Because there are women exactly the same.

Justice predatory. Uh, you know, more so. Even more so. Right. But I think that we've discussed this personally, like us friends separately.

And I thought, I think it's an. interesting thing to talk about because I think a lot of people have this dynamic in relationships. There are two people and there's a book called love addiction and this woman named Pia Mettily. Melody wrote it and it's really great and it talks about two different types of people and a third type of person is like secure right and this is all about attachment and how that sort of plays out in relationships right and there's like different kinds of attachment theories right but this one is more like love addiction and it's about love addicts and love avoidance.

right and then there's just regular people who are normal um but what tends to happen i think i don't think there's too many people in this world like that i think that there i would say there's about 20% of the people are that and then you know you would say maybe like 60% are love addicts and then you'd get 20% are love avoidance i don't think love avoidance are a big group either i think love addicts is the biggest group of people yeah probably right but it's all about this dance that love addicts do where they meet this love avoidant right and these are just terms of that this woman sort of created. But if you read that book and you see what the difference is and say you could attach yourself

to being one of those people, you can look at your patterns of life and be like, oh, my God, that's what I always do, right? So you always are attracted to love avoidance because you're a love addict, right? Love addict isn't sort of someone who's very needy, right, who gets addicted to love and chases after somebody who's completely unavailable. And a love avoidance is somebody that's very hard to understand because there are people that really feel uncomfortable when they get close to somebody. Like they really don't want that, right? And that's why I don't think that there's a lot of people like that, but there are, like,

they exist and I've met tons of them because I'm more like you. Yeah. But they, but they are out there and they really don't want to be close. It's uncomfortable. What happened to them when they were little, most likely is that their parents sort of crossed the boundaries. They call it like emotional incest, right? And their parents were like too close to them on so many levels. It's, it's not necessarily sexual, right? So that feels unquestical to them. Well, a lot of time, a lot of times it is sexual. And, you know, those are the worst, you know, cases, obviously.

But I think that these people are very pathological, these the ones that I've come across. And usually there is quite a bit of sexual abuse in the history. But it can be purely emotional abuse. No, I think it's much more. I think the sexual abuse is more than love addicts. I think love addicts turn out. No, no, I think love, no, love of warrants or sexual abuse.

Okay. Always. Let's focus on you. Let's focus on you because you're very, besides being love addict, I think you're sex addict. Like you act out sexually and your sexual, like your sexuality is like a big part of what you put forward and what you feel most confident in. And that's no different than a woman who's like really slutty and is like, has that

mascot. And I was that person. So I understand that. And I really believe that when someone has that thing going on, there's probably sexual abuse in that person's life too. So I don't know what happened to you. Yeah, I mean, when you read the books about sex addicts, yes. Many of them, many of them that have really super, I mean, like the compulsive behavior,

like, you know, you know, expose themselves in public or, you know, really inappropriate stuff that usually come from, you know, history, right, they cover history of sexual abuse. You know, sex acts and since the compulsive. Listen, addiction, any kind of addiction, I think when people start exposing. the soul we're getting to that level. That's when it escalates. That's when it's escalated and gone really far. But there's different,

you know, everyone has like a different bottom. Just because somebody doesn't, isn't exposing themselves doesn't mean they're not sex addicts. You don't expose yourself. Though I do believe, this is what I believe about you. And I've said this on another podcast and you're going to think I'm fucking crazy.

But I swear to, I believe that you fuck like really old women, like really, really old women and nobody knows about it. And that's like your, quote unquote, exposing yourself. Like you do,

you do do things that are pretty hard for. I do. Yes, yes. I can listen. I don't care. I believe.

I don't believe you. 20 deviant things I've done. All right. List them. Okay. I mean, multiple orgies and multiple sex partners at the same time.

Right. And this is all what's going down with you right now. These are the stories that I love to hear. I fuck some guy's wife several times in front of him. I mean, they threw. brutally fucked his wife. How did that happen?

Like, tell me that whole story. Where'd you meet them? So I was at the club and, you know, it was getting, it was like 4 o'clock in the morning. And the girl I thought was going to bring home with me, I lost her. And so some guy comes up to me, you know, and it's at the end of the night, it says, oh, you want to fuck a hot girl? And I'm like, yeah, sure. You know, I know what it was about.

I thought maybe he had like two girls and you need some help or whatever. I had no idea. The guy introduces me to his wife. And then, and she's like, you know, hitting on me and, you know, and he said, you know, you want to go back, you know, you want to hang out. You want to party some more. So, you know, we went back to my place. How do you know it was his wife? He said, oh, this is my wife.

In my wife, yeah. How hot were they? Were they young? Were they old? Like, what was the deal? They were, I mean, she was, I think, when I'm 39, he was a little older. They got married very young. They were 18.

They were from, they were from some, you know, from some eastern block country. I forgot which one it was. And you live in the suburbs. They had kids. They have a comfortable life.

They had a good business, whatever it is. But this is what they did. And they came back to me. At first it was like a really weird. But, you know, I just, what do you mean really weird? What do you mean?

To have a guy want me to, you know. But how did they initiate it? So you go like and what happens? She'd be like, she was like rubbing my leg and my chest. It's starting to kiss me. Oh, you're so sexy. It's so hot. And so, you know, and he was like, oh, go ahead.

You go ahead. You know, he was like encouraging it. It was like, you know, really strange. And then, you know, finally, you know, if you would see, I did my pants and was, you know, blowing me. and this went on and so that proceeded so first I said I felt very uncomfortable but like

hmm this is a very weird and he'd just watch he would not really join in at all you know what do you mean not really you said not really he once a while

he kind of you know he'd say oh suck his dick or or coming her mouth or you know he's like kind of you know he'd be like the orchestrating it

yeah it's an orchestration just in something you know that kind of thing and he would he would kind of You try to play with himself. He had a small penis. They did not get an direction. It's like Coke that out of his mind.

And, you know, and watch me, you know, brutally fuck his wife in the ass. I mean, you know, every single thing, come on her, all the thing, soup to nuts.

Like out of pornos. Like ten poros. And they're like, like, three times. Three times? That night? Yeah. And then they,

they, she would text me and, you know, she'd text you next day. Oh, my God, you know. And then they would try to meet me again, you know, and I did it one more time. Mm-hmm. And then, you know, A, I started dating a girl, so, you know, that was the end of that, but also I just felt really, like, the second time I felt even more weird. How come? But, you know, I, you know, I guess I'm a sex addict.

I have compulsive sexual behaviors, but I'm not, I'm not so much of a deviant like that. and, you know, how many guys watched, and it just, you know, they said, I do love women, and I have respect for people, too. So some things, you know, are... Like for you, it was a little bit of crossing,

like, because they're the degrading kind of a thing. Yeah, it was so degrading. And, you know, and I do that all the time. The same sexual act, I will perform all the time in a degrading manner, but, you know, someone else's wife with him watching,

you know, like I said, it's certainly, what he wants and what she wants but it wasn't necessarily a big turn on to you no I mean it was it was hot but it's not something I want to you know

she was you know she was a good looking woman nice figure but yeah there's so many other ways I can get off I don't need to you know to do that so I kind of but that was that was pretty deviant

so the second time though you did the whole thing to come on her face fucker in the ass did you use condos Oh, we started out with a maybe part of the time now. Right, okay. I mean, you know, I've fought different girls, like sometimes three different girls in a day, you know, all the time. Morning, girl leaves, and I just don't like, I fucking another girl in the afternoon, and then I fucking another girl at night, you know. What else?

I mean, you know, just general stuff, I mean, but just multiple, multiple women, you know. And you've also done. I mean because like I did have a guy recently who talked about how like most of the guys that he meets that want to sort of wife swap or do the whole wife thing with another man like typically they tend to be by you know so do you think that maybe that guy like did he try to do anything with you? Uh, no, not at all. But you have had a lot of experience like you have a one friend who you and him like constantly like sort of together fuck girls, right? Like in the room together. It depends. Yeah. Sometimes there's just both of us fucking one girl. So there's two girls and two, me and him, some of there's three girl, you know, so it varied.

But yeah, many times we double teamed a single girl. Yeah, that was only one girl. That's what we did. We both fucked it. So we try to get two back to the house. Sometimes, you know, or one left. So we only had one. So you may do. And I know, because I ask you tons of questions about the. these people. And in fact, this, this, this week, the girl that he was fucking, you know, always texting me. We've been friends, you know, even before they started.

And he's a little obsessed with her, which is like, because he usually doesn't get that way. And I fucked her the night before. She came home with me. She found me and came home with me. Right. And then, but weren't you, but right now you are kind of dating somebody. Right?

And you had another girl in town that you were after. But then you also fuck somebody else? Is that what you're trying to say? Yeah. Yeah. Because I had a fight with a girl that came in from out of town. Already you're fighting with her? These are the things.

Yeah. Anyway, she was a piece of shit. Anyway. Didn't I tell you? I could tell my picture. No, no. Yeah, no. She's one of the love of orders.

And then, you know, she's a great actress. And so, you know, so, so, yeah. And then the other girl I was dating got to fight with me. And then I took the other girl home two nights ago, whatever, that last night before. So yeah. And this is the thing with Dr. Guy. This is the thing with Dr. Guy that I really noticed.

And I think this is the thing with a lot of people, men and women. Like, you know, when we have unresolved things with their parents, we sort of seek people out who are like our parents, you know. And you had a very mean, distant mother. Just a mother. Mother, just unemotional, unable to nurture. But also mean? Neglectful.

Right. That's my mama. But no, she was mean to you. It was a neglectful meme. She wasn't outward like nasty to me. No, she can call me names, nothing like that. Oh, okay. But it was neglectful.

It was just unable to really connect emotionally. and just neglect. Just didn't really care for me. A child needs to be nurtured. I'm trying to be picked up and told, you know, they're loved. And my earliest recollection is my mother, I'm in the crib and I'm like two and a half. That's my first, my earliest child with memory. My mother's lying in bed and I'm crying and I have like a wet diaper or something.

And she's not getting up and she's not responding to me. That's like firmly rooted in my mind. And it's, you know, it's probably very tell. of my childhood and certainly emotionally and psychologically that's the image I have and that's really a definition of her

you know just doesn't give a shit and so we are unable to nurture and that's gonna really fuck up a child right but that's what you always like I always could tell like the girls that you're you're really going to click with like they have to have that certain thing like you go for a lot of different

girls you like all kinds of women and you'll fuck anyone and you'll even date people like long term but the girls that really sort of do it for you and i know this about you so i'm always like oh yeah that girl's not right or that one is because they have to be really they they have to be hot and all the things that all the girls are right but they also have to be mean they're all mean i'm sorry to say you might say your mom wasn't mean but all your girls are mean And when I say mean, I mean, mean deep down inside mean. Like almost raw into the core mean.

Like you go for like just girls that I would be like, like I could look at their pictures and be like, oh, she's mean. They're always strippers. They're not always strippers. Stop. You're so wrong. They're not always strippers. One girl with the one girl you just dated recently was a stripper. And we're going to talk about that.

This girl is a stripper. I mean, that girl had tattoos all over. Now you have. tattoos, I mean, it's like a little ridiculous. You have like long hair. You look so bad if you ask me, okay? Like, you look so much better before when I met you. Right.

But now you're turning. Now you have like a false lean tattoo. You like the clean tattoo. And now I'm mostly like a terrorist book. You really look like you belong in Greece. Yes. Yes, I should be in Greece. Like the island.

Not the movie. Not the Broadway play. You look like Euro Trash Central. And listen, I would have loved to fuck a Greek, like dirty looking Greek sleaze ball when I was like 22 but not now Those are the girls I date I know that's the age range of trying to get to

Yeah that's what you do get But yeah you have that thing where you have to Like the girls have to be mean so I know when I saw the girl Who came into town this week and you had a couple Girls you were seeing I was like oh that one's too nice I mean she's hot but it was the one that was coming to town I was like oh you're gonna like her because she's mean And you're like no she's so nice

And no no she changed and of course I was right because you can just tell by their pictures, most of them. Yeah. And you smell that from a mile away, and that's what you're attracted to. And because you are a womanizer, most of the time, you're fucking multiple women at a time. But every now and then you meet a really mean girl, and you commit to her. And she becomes like your girl. And you become very addicted to her.

And you become very into her. And that becomes your focus, right? And recently you dated a girl who was a stripper, right? Very hot. The whole nine yards. I mean, like, she looked like a stripper. She dressed like a stripper. she was a fucking shipper and she was one of those like high paid strippers right like she wasn't

no like small town stripper she was yeah yeah yeah that flies are around the country doing it it's like really professional and she's you know makes a lot of her her her pattern so she was predatory as you say um she had a lot of rich boyfriends um she actually in fact was married to some you know you know billionaire in texas that she try to get divorced from because, you know, the guy's obsessed with her. She wants you away from them. No, but let me just tell you something about love avoidance, okay? Everybody that has a love avoided in their life.

Let's just tell people this, Dr. Greg, because I tell you this and it's very true. Anybody that dates these love avoidance, love avoidance never want to get anybody out of their life, okay? There are completely afraid of abandonment as anybody else. As much as they want to say, they want you out, they want somebody else out. They never let anybody go, okay? So we all know that that's fucking bullshit. No, no, no, she had, no, she had, no, she had, like,

cute, that would drive me crazy because she had all these guys, like, circling, you know, would drive me up the fucking wall, yeah. No, you're right. I mean, she, she, she, she, she, they would all be obsessed because she, they, they, love avoidance need that and they love that and they love, that's why they're attracted to the love addicts, because a love addict will never leave, you know, and that's the dance that happens, and it's the sort of thing. And it's like, it's very hard to break out of that cycle.

You know, you've been through a couple of those cycles because you're working your shit out. right and you're constantly going through these kind of relationships. I was more like you. I would work it out with many different people, you know, but it was like the same thing over and over again. But how else do you learn? You know what I mean? That's what you got to do, what you got to do.

You know, thank God you're in therapy and you talk about it. So when you're in these relationships, you get what my therapist would call like data about yourself, right? Things would come up and buttons would be pressed and then you'd be able to know like what you need to work on for yourself. Yeah. No, it was a very, yeah. I mean, as, you know, tragic or whatever that I invested so much time and energy in this woman and money.

And, but it was a very useful in terms of understanding myself. And you said, you're talking about the things that happen, you know, day in. And there obviously is a lot of drama, a lot of drama because, you know, it's super, super, super intense. very enmeshed, very atoxic, very, you know, messy. So you'd have shitload to talk about with your therapist, and it'll help you really, you know, uncover some issues about yourself. And yeah, no, it was definitely a learning experience. You know, but I don't, I don't.

Yeah, and you can't listen. You can't sit here and say, like, oh, all the money and time I invested in this person, like, as if, like, you were some victim to some vixen. I mean, that's not really the case. I mean, it's pretty obvious who she was from day one. Like, you have to take accountability for the fact that, like, you seek these people out for a reason. You know, it's not like, she's not keeping you there. Okay, sorry to say.

And she's not asking you for the money. Your biggest thing is you are so afraid of a woman taking you for your cash. Yet all you ever date are women that want you for your cash. Yeah. No, I mean, listen, she was very addicted to me too. And it was very, you know, I mean, she was. getting something out of it. Yeah, yeah.

She was extremely attached to me and, you know, and listen, even these bad people have some good qualities. And, you know, there's a lot of good things about it. It's just that, you know, overall, she's unable to sustain a interrelationship and, you know, things which, you know, slowly but surely fell apart. Right, but let me just ask you this because I believe this is what I like. about you and this is why I could be friends with you even though you're so flawed because I don't care about flaws it's more about like sort of self-awareness like you could admit as well that you're not capable of having a relationship either right um probably not a healthy one yeah I got it not yet

you know for example during that relationship I was almost completely monogamous and I haven't done that but what is almost me mean When you guys would have a fight, you'd go fuck somebody else. That's what you do. That's not monogamous. That's like you're still doing. No, but usually, you, but usually even, you know, my normal for monogamy is I'm dating someone or whatever. Or I'm dating, several people.

So that's not monogamous. And, you know, while I'm dating at one person, I'm doing all day is thinking about, wow, like, I was a nice piece of. You know, I'm always always on the hut. So it's like, it's like a vampire. and needing to feed, it was insatiable. And for the first time, with her,

I felt, you know, kind of relieved of that. It was like, because, you know, so much emotional energy goes into hunting down women and trying to get laid.

Yeah, so, you know, it's like a drug. It's a drug like any other. She's got a lot of time, acquiring the drug, doing the drug, and that's women for me.

And so, the actual that hunger and that need went away. It was so minute. I wouldn't even consider it. But do you think that maybe that's more about maybe where you're at than like sort of a reflection of like what she did to you? Like maybe because you've been in therapy and you're working out your stuff and you're sort of like growing and learning and having these experiences.

Maybe you're bettering yourself and maybe that's just a, the way you are now, maybe you are more capable of doing that. And it wasn't about her, it just about you. Yeah, I think it was probably a little bit of both, yeah. You know, I think, you know, I have changed in some level and I'm more aware. And, you know, she was the right person to kind of fit into that, you know, like Locking Key kind of situation. And so I was ready for that for some difference in my in my relationships Um

But you did fuck somebody else and you told her about it and that's when your relationship kind of went to shit Because once she knew that wasn't it like so like didn't she start treating Oh no no she she didn't know it was only one time and and I told her after the fact You know right which is the wrong thing to do you told her when you say you told her after the fact it would like let's be honest like No, you didn't tell her to be like oh baby. I just want to let you know first of all that would be stupid too. Just like you didn't do it because you felt guilty. You did it when you were in a fight out of spite. Yeah. Yeah. At the end of the relationship and, you know, I was upset and so I said, hey, guess what? You know, you shouldn't think me because I am an asshole. This is what I did.

Right. So I mean to say like, oh, no, it was only once and I told her. That is such a, like people, this is why like I really feel like you have to always ask a lot of questions. Because if you just said that and we glossed over, people might be like, oh, that's like, you. That's like, nice that he told her that he cheated. I mean, that's like, it sounds like the story you're telling, but the story is you threw it in her face in an argument, okay?

At the end of the relationship, yeah. Yeah. So you used it as something like, and you put her on the defensive, and then once she knew that. Yeah, I mean, it was over anyway, so I think that just, you know, put the name on the problem.

But did you cheat on her when it was over anyway, or did you cheat on her earlier? I cheat her, you know, You're muffled. Could you start over again? Yeah, I cheated. I cheated on her. My hand was getting numb.

Stop moving. I didn't move my hand. It was getting numb from your phone. Okay. Well, you cheated on her, so I cheated on her. So, um. I cheated on her probably about a month or so before we broke up because we got the massive fight and she wasn't talking to me. And basically she texted me and she didn't think she'd still be in the relationship with me.

and she didn't want to see me and blah blah. And then, you know, I say, well, I'll give it some more time. And then stupidly, I decided to go out. Say, they're going to some club with my friends. And sure enough, I got into some trouble. You know, and then shit happens. But that's how you act out, right? Like you...

You slept with two different girls. Right. But like isn't that because we've talked about this and you've copped to it and I find it interesting because I used to do the same thing. And not to say that all cheating is this. Some people just do it because they have natural urges. But some people do it because it's a way like when you're feeling insecure in a relationship of like it's like phony strength. Like you can't deal with the emotion. You can't sit with it of maybe like being nervous about what's happening with the person that you're with. Right. And you feel abandonment. So you go out and fuck somebody else. And somehow that gives you like, strength, but it's not strength, right? It's like bullshit. Yeah, no, no, yeah. No, I, oh, no question. It's just, you know, out of anger, rejection.

It's almost like you do it because you liked it. Like, I was cheating at one boyfriend the whole time behind his back, but it wasn't because I didn't like him. It was because I liked him so much, but like that's in quotes, right? Because how much could I like somebody that I was doing that? But, like, I was so into him and obsessed with him that the only way I could stay with him was to be doing this behind his back because it was the only way that I felt okay through all of the insecurity, right?

It was like something that I was holding on to it. It was a crutch. It was an addiction. It's like getting out and drinking. Yeah, exactly. Right. So you feel, you're so afraid of what's going to happen to your emotional pain. And so you kind of feed your, you know, ego and emotion, you know, you know, with

somebody else. Exactly. So you feel, it's your self-esteem. Yeah. You're afraid yourself is you to fall apart. So, oh, I'm so cool. I'm still. sex you're so hot.

Yeah, whatever it is. Yeah. And it's temporary because it doesn't change anything, right? Yeah. No, it's not, yeah. It's not going to help you. It's not, it's not helping a real emotional attach with anybody. So.

Yeah. And you might be, I don't know, because like, I think everyone's like a different concoction and made up of a lot of things. I think, you know, yeah, you're having a midlife crisis and yeah, you're having, you're acting out all these things because you're dysfunctional. But I also think you just have an innate sort of personality that. that you're born with that like is you who you are as well right and I just think you know deep down inside you are somebody that is highly sexual and very not immature but like just like young at heart

and you might always be that way so you but you know I don't know that when you clean yourself up like you're ever going to be a completely monogamous person or not like maybe you will I don't know you know what do you think if I'm the like do you think like if you were like take all your dysfunction away, right? And put that aside. And you're like, you know, do you think that you would be capable of monogamy or do you not like think that you would be? Um, you know, I think after having that experience What experience? That was monogamous for even for a couple months. Oh, please, you were monogamous with plenty of your wives for a while in the beginning. Yeah, but the intensity was with the emotional pain would go through that I want to fuck someone else so badly. Oh, so you were always holding back, right?

Oh my God, holding back. The first time, I'm saying this was profoundly different for me emotionally and, you know, psychologically, that I lost the desire to go hunt and fuck other girls. For how long? For a couple months. Okay. How long were you with her total? Like three months altogether. And one month, the last month, you already said that let's do the math, okay?

So you dated her three months. You said one month before you, stop and listen, stop. One month. I'm going to go to the whole calculation. Okay. I'm telling you it was profoundly different. The matter of time, the matter of the facts, I'm just telling you for my son. What about all I feel?

I felt different. Okay. I never felt that way before. Like, I didn't care about fucking girls. I just wanted to be one girl, and I felt satisfied. I was happy. I know that it was very different, and that's good. I just wonder if, like, seven, you could do it for seven years.

I don't know, but that doesn't really matter. Like, you know. because I was thinking when you were saying that like you were monogamous for the first time and like you did like that maybe when you like fix yourself up totally and you got to that place where you're like you know emotionally more secure and maybe you conquer your love addiction your sex you know maybe you would be a in your natural healthy state like a very monogamous person you know yeah I hope so you do hope that's what you're looking for yeah well I mean it's at some point you know what was happening what's happened you know what was happening what's happened been before in my life and you said before that that previously it's kind of forced to be monogamous I was forced to not forced but whatever I got married kids a whole you know responsible lifestyle very early on I never really had a break I went from one marriage to the other school work I never had a chance to kind of yeah so my oath or whatever just be myself as human being, yeah, I am always a little wild and crazy and I always will be. I have, you know,

it's just in my nature and probably because of my love addiction, whatever, I just, I have to have a little bit of excitement, you know, it's just who I am. And, you know, but, believe me, it does get tiresome. You know, you say yourself, you do you say you burn yourself out. So constantly going out and different girls and, you know, all the effort. age, that's the problem with having like a midlife crisis because you're doing what you would be doing in your 20s and your 50s and physically it's hard.

Yeah. Right? I mean, I you know, I didn't go out last night, for example. Mm-hmm. Because I was tired. Yeah, it was fashion week.

You're partying like crazy. You know, we just went nuts for days. And finally I couldn't take it anymore. you know and you know there's you know I guess younger people or you know people too early and they can keep going but you know I took a break

I came home I can go to pizza we watched a movie you know with my friends right yeah so so yeah that's why I'm not so cracked out today you know got me two days ago I was cracked out

no I know I talked to you on the phone and then I called you back like two seconds later I was like I just want you to know you sound like shit yeah you said a terrible and it was like a one It was like four o'clock in the afternoon. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, I just probably barely woke it up. And so, yeah, so it gets to a point where it's too much.

And, you know, you crave some stability, you crave, you know, to have a little more, you know, reasonable life. And if you found someone, like I said, it was a very, you know, you're critical of me that was like such a short term. And I'm not sure enough for two months, blah, blah, blah. but I'm telling you that it was an experience for me to have some peace. Because honestly she was very, very maternal, very, you know,

she'd, you know, cook and clean. And it was like having a wife. And, and for once in my life, I didn't mind that. I didn't mind someone being doting and, and. Oh, but it's so obvious that you always like that, okay? It doesn't, I,

I did not experience you to be different than that. Yeah. You love that. That's what you're always looking for. it's very obvious that you love to be with one person. Like you're like, because like you're not the type of guy that stays sickle for even a year. You always have that one that you wind up trying to commit to. It never works out, but you're always looking for that.

That's what you're out there, quote unquote, hunting for. Yeah. Always. Yeah, but then I'm hunting. No, I think that I'm hunting much more, you know, for the quick thrill. I mean, yes, I always am very nice to the girl. I'm always, you know, I'm connected. I'm always connected, but, you know, I'm not satisfied.

I want another one. I want another one. But don't you think you're not satisfied because you're always looking for that one, though, that you want to settle down to? Because every couple of months you always do meet that one and then you give everything up and then you date that person and you do this, you know, you spend a lot of money on them, you start traveling with them. This is the person you're going to be monogamous with.

You become totally like into them. And then it breaks up. But I know that you, you know that you. are always looking. I know that in you that you're always really looking for, you're more a relationship guy than you're not. You're not, you're not like you love being single in some sense, but you're really more happy, I believe, in a relationship with one person, whether you're going to ever be monogamous with that person as a different story, but I do believe you're always looking for that. And you always do have that every, every couple of months.

You find that. No, no. I'm always dating, no. I'm always cheating on And this is the first time. I mean, if we would go through all the girls that I've seen, you cheated on them because you were more insecure, not because you weren't into them. That girl that you dated right after me, okay, that you really liked. You were really into her, okay? I was, no, I was kidding myself. No. I won't tell you.

You're kidding yourself with this one too. You just don't realize it because you're too close to it. It's six months from now, you'll say the same thing about this one. I think we're talking too soon after this one ended that you still are like in the mist. No. Okay. I was more attracted, happier, more satisfied. Okay, but maybe that's because you're a different person, like I said. I, but you've had these relationships where you are, you give everybody up for this one girl every now and then you meet one girl who's that perfect concoction that you really like and you say you're trying to, you know, this is the one. And you've, I could count them on my hand. You had the one right after me. Then you had the one that looked just like Joan Rivers. And then you had the one that looked just like Joan Rivers. And then you had. You had. You had. You had. the one over the summer that was really mean. I was different to her. Yes, you fucking were.

And then you had Dr. God. I'm telling you. She. You don't know. You're trying to, you're rewriting history. I was never monogamous with her. It doesn't matter. You weren't monogamous with this one either, really.

You fucked two other girls in one night. Okay, you're not monogamous. Okay. You were into her. You were sweating her. And then there was the mean one over the summer that had a lot of plastic surgery and she was only like 20-something

with the crazy ex-boyfriends. That was her and now there's this one. Okay? And six months from now, there'll be another one. I've gone through all them with you. It's your pattern. The only two I was addicted to was the one for the summer

and this one. The other ones I didn't give a shit about. You cared so much for the one right after me. I just think you were in a different place in your life. I try. I try, but I'm telling you how I felt. I'm telling you how I felt. I never gave up wanting to hide.

felt, you know, satisfied. I never felt, you know, like it was really something appropriate for me. No. And I, and this other girl I would have stayed with. You told me you were being monogamous with her. That's what you told me when we, when you were with her. I was, I was, I was fairly monogamous, but not completely. No, no. It's also how it feels for me inside. Maybe, maybe it is my own self-esteem that is getting better. It is. That's what you don't see. Okay. Well, I hope. I hope you're right.

Yes, it's more about you. I'm telling you, you're just evolving and changing. And that's why you see the most recent two as the ones you were more into, right? But, you know, because maybe you're capable of being more present or something you've changed. Where you were with me, when I was with you so many years ago and the girl you had, you were a very, you weren't in therapy at that point. You weren't doing things. You hadn't started acting out. Like you were like an amateur.

You know what I mean? Like you were just starting to really get on this tear. that you've been on that you need to sort of do to work your shit out, right? So you were just starting. That's the only reason. But this girl, that girl was no different than this girl. It's like every couple of months you get somebody and you're working your stuff out. And you work it out with the people that you really quote unquote like.

And maybe it felt different with her because you were different. But it wasn't that she was different. That's all you were capable of. So I believe the next person, you'll find the same thing. If anything, you'll look back and say, oh, I liked her even more. than the last one. Like, you're going to just say that because maybe that's, because that's your growth. It's not about this one.

I mean, yeah, I can only say how I experienced it. And, you know, maybe you're right. Maybe it's not so much the girl is for me. But yeah, I mean, either way, I'm happy about that. So, you know, I'm not going to. And the whole point is that you are a

relationship guy, okay? Like, that is the truth about you that I think is very obvious from anyone that knows you for a long period of time and sees that, and I do believe you could say you're doing the hunt for whatever you want to do, but you're always, the minute you find someone that you have that sort of, you know, all the stars align and this is the one that you're like, oh, you, you, you plan trips with them, like you're playing house with them. They're moving in with you.

You're like, it becomes like a complete 180 and you're like, I'm being monogamous to this one and like, and that's the one you like. And you've had a couple of those girls over a short period of time. It's not like you go five years and then you have one of those. That was like the way I would be. I would be like every other year. But you have them every couple of months because you're more a relationship person. I don't think that's a bad thing. I think when you do fix yourself up like you will find yourself again in a relationship. I think that's what you're always looking for a little bit more of that piece. Yeah, I agree at some point. But you are having a lot of fun while you do it. Lots of orgies. I mean like you know, I have a lot of people that call into my show. Or I see them actually on Craigslist. They're, like, looking to have a life like you and they're, like, sort of putting ads out there and everything. But, like, I guess, like, you're here to say, right? Because you have this lifestyle and you're not putting ads anywhere. All you're doing is going out and partying, right?

And finding these people in the clubs. Like, people are a lot more open-minded, I guess, because you could just go out, get drunk and meet girls that'll do all this kind of stuff. Like, right? Yeah. I mean, the clubs are filled with damaged girls. So, you know, it's not that hard to find them, you know? And they're looking for something. thing or they need a visa.

Right, but maybe because you're in New York City. It's like if somebody's listening to this podcast, they're in like Minnesota, they're like, yeah, Kathy, but like I don't have like that kind of club action like down the street. There's like maybe one. I mean, my phone goes off literally day and night, you know, girls are texting me and friends today come out. Oh my God, the emoticons in your phone.

Yeah. When I was a girl today who. who, you know, is known as a, she is a hooker. She's no question. But she goes out all the time. She hangs up with all the promoter. Pretty attractive woman. And, you know, we're a friend.

I never, you know, I never slept with her. But, you know, she always flirts with me. And she sounds like she's from, you know, the Russian mob. She's a deep voice, this heavy Russian accent. And so around 4.3 in the morning, she texted me pictures from the night before. The two of us probably in some bathroom. God knows what. I even remember doing that.

And so she said, these pictures, they were on her phone, you know. And by phone, like I said, all the night long, it's buzzing because, you know,

friends are out, these girls around and they're texting me, hey, where are you? Where are you? 5, 36, 37,

it's just crazy. Well, we're in those pictures, what were you doing with her? No, no, we were just kind of, you know,

we were, you know, kissing or we were, you know, fool it around. It was just funny. I think it was in a bathroom somewhere in the club, but,

knows. I don't remember. But she takes herself to those. It was kind of funny. But yeah, that's, yeah, that's my life. My life is, because I have this whole network of, you know, very damaged people. And it constantly texting me and, you know, they're sending me dirty selfies and all that stuff. So, and then there's anything that doesn't want to come over, you know, or they want to meet up or come out.

So it just, yeah, it's nonstop. Oh, we forgot about the Russian girl who pretended she was pregnant. You really liked her, too. You liked her a lot. Yeah, I, yeah, I, you know, yeah. I mean, I was a little addicted to her too. Yeah, she was another one, so you do have these wrong. Like, you really liked her.

She had that, you know, she was that whole thing, too. Yeah, yeah, she was young. She was beautiful. She was, you know, but she was crazy. She's a predatory. Yeah, I mean, I can't tell you how many girls in Dr. Guy's lives. Like, all of them come back and try and tell them that they're pregnant, but none of them really are.

And like this one, like, I mean, the honest truth is like, one of your ex-wives contact me on Facebook to try and, like, talk to me about you. And she was just like, oh, the Russian girl is pregnant? And I called you up. I'm like, is your Russian girl pregnant? Because I know that it's all bullshit.

They all claim they're pregnant. And you set me a picture. And I wish this was like TV and people could see. And I could show the picture of the pregnancy test. Maybe I'll post it on Twitter because nobody knows who she is, right? But she sent you a picture

of a positive pregnancy test That was the most... From Russia. Yeah. It was that like, it was so obviously, like a fake. Like, she literally took a red pen and drew another line on it and went out of the lines, right? Like, went out of the window. Yeah, it wasn't very well.

Which I'm shocked because she's pretty good painter. She could draw a straight line. It was not good. And in 2017, I mean, there are so many sort of things on, you know, like, there's applications that you could, like, make things up with, like, graphic design on, like, The fact that she drew it with a pen. She was in Siberia right now, so maybe she didn't have access to the latest technology. She sent him like the most bogus, like laugh out loud, funny, like most ridiculous

positive pregnancy tests I've ever seen in my life. It's like who would believe it? And you would think that if like this girl is trying to cash in on your cash, right? Because you have a lot of money. I know how much money you make around, right? And it's a lot. So, right? So she was like looking for the mother load.

You know, you think she put a little more work into her pregnancy. test. Yeah, exactly. The whole plot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And did I ever pay

that voicemail for her? I played it for you right? No, you didn't. Can you play it for me now? Oh, I wish we could. Can we get it on this show? Can you? You could call your, all you have to do,

and because I could edit part of it out, like all you have to do while we're on the phone is call your own voicemail. Oh, wait. I know how to do that? My WhatsApp. What? I can look at the WhatsApp on the iPad. Okay.

Oh, my God. Why? What's on your WhatsApp? It's on my, that's where it is. Let's listen to it. It is insane. Here we go, my dear. Hi, guys.

Anyway, I wanted to inform you with the great news. I'm pregnant. So, there are only two options for you, whether you want to call me and discuss how are you going to solve it with a financial situation, or whether I'm going to Canada. And from Canada, I'm flying. on a private jet with my friend to New York without checking any visas so

and I'm going to be in New York anyway about two months so you have to decide it for yourself either we're going to solve it right now and discuss what's going to be right now or I'm just going to get to New York and then I'm going to apply for you

to be a daddy of my future kid and then you're going to have exactly the thing that you didn't want to have which is another kid that you want to take care of and another mother okay so please just if you want to make it peacefully get away with your Asian ugly factored beach but if you want me to fly to New York in about two months from Vancouver or from Montreal, from Canada. If you want to do it this way,

and we apply for the child support, that's totally cool. I would love to have a baby. But if not, just call me back and we're going to decide what we're going to do at the moment. Just get away with your fake seat, fucking ugly bitch,

and decide what's you going to do with me and the baby that you made, okay? Kiss it. Bye, bye. Oh, my God. That's the best thing I've ever. The best thing ever. Oh, my God.

I mean, she's kind of laughing when she's saying it. You hear her laughing. I mean, she knows it's ridiculous, right? Oh, yeah, when she calls your ex-girlfriend, the Asian big fake titted bitch. That's terrible. Women, when women hate other, like, I mean, I've been there. Like, we all, like, when we see someone, when we date with somebody else, we just like hate them. It's terrible for women to feel that way, but other women, because she's just really

into you. And she's, I mean, what does she, like, I'm, like, what does she want you to do with her future baby? Like, pay her? Like, she trying to get, no, she want, because the, she wanted me to marry her to get her a visa. And she needed a way, really complicated. And I said to her, you know, I went, I went to Russia, and visit her again. And we, you know, we were in a relationship here in New York when she was here. And, you know, I said to her, after, like, being with her for like a day or two, I was like, you know what? I just had my gut. I feel like I'm being, you know, pushed again into marriage, just like the other two times.

I don't want to get married. I don't think it's right. I have to trust my intuition. I told her, I said, I cannot marry you. I said, I can't marry you. I don't feel it's right. You know, it's being rushed into something. And I don't want to have another responsibility of another one.

wife, you know, that I got to take care of. And, you know, so what she said to be on the phone call is exactly, you know, the phrase I said to her, I don't want another wife to take care of. I have right. But didn't she say, she said like exactly, like you're going to get exactly what you didn't want. Don't want. It was just another kid. And, you know, you know, like all these kids I support. And these mothers don't let me see them. And now I'm going to have another one. So that's, That's exactly if she paraphrased my statements to say, fuck you. Yeah, she kind of laughed when she said that because she knew she was like kind of sticking it to you.

But the problem is like really if she wanted to do what she thought she was going to do, she'd have to like, she really needed to fuck you more and actually get pregnant and get really pregnant because like nothing could like she, nothing she was doing could hold up because in court, right? Yeah, it was. She wasn't pregnant. She sent a fake test. I mean, so what was she?

Even if she got pregnant from somebody else, it wouldn't work. No, no, she was just crap. She was just upset. They refused to marry her. And then she saw on Facebook, me with another girl. So, you know, she was just being angry. And I think it was just emotional. No, it wasn't a thought-out plan.

Oh, come on. She went and bought a pregnancy test and drew a line on it and sent you the picture. Yeah. It was a plan. It was just such a bad, you have to, like, you have to question her intelligence level because it just I think it was more emotional than television.

She's a very smart girl. I was emotional. Okay, I'm going to tweet out the picture of the very smart pregnancy test by the very smart girl. Okay. She can't be that smart.

I mean, if I was going to trick somebody, like, I don't know, like, and I'm really smart. It was very amateur. It was very amateur as I agree,

but, you know, whatever. It was great. That's what made it so interesting is how amateur it was, considering if she is a smart, girl, I just don't understand the whole thing. It really is, the picture is, I'm not exaggerating how bad and how obviously fake it is.

It's the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. I mean, listen, she, she was desperate to get in this country. She also did love me on some level, and she craved stability, and I represented that. And so she, and you gave her all of that stuff that you do. Listen, I dated you. When you're with somebody, you're really into them. You are like too good to be true. you treat them well.

You were very generous with her. And then when you broke up or the girl dumped you from the summer that you were addicted to, you went back to her because you were very needy of some attention. So you did go back and you flew to Russia to see this one to kind of use her because you were reeling from somebody else. Yeah. Yeah. So that was probably a mind fuck for her because she thought you were back because you really liked her. But I know you were just there because you could have.

deal with the fact that somebody else had just dumped you? Well, I dumped them, but yeah. You know what I mean. You dumped them because they're being mean to you, not because you don't like them anymore. Yeah, well, because their ex-boyfriend wanted to kill me. Yeah, but you were still into her, and you couldn't deal with it, so you flew to Russia.

We had a whole conversation. That's what I say I like about you. You're very open, and you know exactly what you're doing when you're doing it. No, no, of course, yeah. I back paddled in the water because, you know, I was feeling low and, you know, she represented love and stability to some extent. Of course, it's not real.

Right, but you have to feel for the girl on the end of that because sometimes girls don't understand that that's what's going on and they take it personally. She thought you were back because you missed her. She didn't really realize it was more about the fact. Yeah, and that's where girls get so fucked. And it could happen with guys too. I mean, you know, people do this.

Yeah, of course. This is just human nature stuff that happens. So sometimes you have to be leery about the person that comes back in your life. Is it really about you or is it, you know, I had a guy on recently that was literally, he had an affair on his wife and he actually really liked the woman and they broke up. And then he said he was having like a lot of sex again with his wife. And I was like, you're basically like using your wife as a rebound. And he's like, yeah, totally. Like so his wife doesn't understand that he's like all of a sudden so into her because he's upset about the girl he really likes, which is his girlfriend.

Do you understand? So it's like a mind fuck for women sometimes. or if a man, if that's happening to a man from a woman, you know. Sometimes people are using you to get over somebody else. That's what you did to her. She's doing all this to get back at you, but, I mean, it was obviously so funny. She's not going to get anything from you. Yeah.

I mean, but it was, it did make for a good message and a good pregnancy test. And a good story. Yeah, it's a good story. That message is so classic. Yeah. And how many of those do you have in emails from these other girls? because I've been there. Yeah.

I'm pregnant. Yeah. The best one. The best one is a fake to Asian bitch and kisses. Bye. And all a bunch of that is. It's hysterical. Yeah.

It really is. And it's great that you saved it. Let me, so let's end the podcast. We have like a good 50 minutes with some like really hot stories because you have a lot of those. And I'm always talking about all this other stuff. But probably people would love to hear about, um, you know, some of like the sexual escapades that you've had,

because you have a lot of good ones. Yeah. So let's see. So the night I chees on that girl, I was out of some club, and then there's this girl, you know, stuff with a bunch of times.

And so she's like all over me. And I'm getting more and more drunk. And, you know, not being able to really rationally behave. And so I ended up in another club. And somehow, at 6 o'clock in the morning, I ended up this girl's apartment screwing her. Mm-hmm.

And then while I was screwing her, my phone rang, or a text message from another girl that I dated before looking for me. Mm-hmm. So I told the other girl, meet me back in my apartment. I'll be there shortly. Mm-hmm. And this girl, you know, the dormant know her, so they let her up. And I'm finished with this girl around 12 o'clock.

I must have been dozed off. I woke up in a hurry. And I went back to my apartment and fucked the other girl. Right after the first one. So, I mean, that was pretty impressive. And it was all in one night that I was not with the girlfriend. So I was a lot of control. and I fight her all day

on and off until like 5 o'clock and then I kicked her out and I texted you know the ex-girlfriend you know do you want to meet up with me now that was the course of my day and then you fucked her that night no maybe not her

not that night in the next thing I think yeah right but you've done a lot of multiple girls at once right you have a lot of three cents so then after we broke up like a week later um this girl I know, gets me up once a while. She goes, you know,

she said, what are you doing? I said, I'm around. You know, I'm here. I'm like a Saturday. She said, we want to come over. And she showed me a picture of her blonde friend. I said, okay, come over. And they both came over. And we started, you know, drinking and party a little. And sure enough,

we had, you know, crazy threesome. Like two hours, I was screwing these girls. The two of them. You know, one were the kind of one without. It did an adle with one of them. I mean, just, just, you know, came all the faces, you know, just the whole nine yards. And which did you do that used the condo with the adobe or no? No, the one that I knew from before, I didn't use the condomile.

I did. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So. And what went down? Did they do each other as well? No, those two didn't. I did, so with the ex-girlfriend.

Was she Asian? No, no. No, she wasn't, right? she was she was she was um columbian and israeli right she had you know she her eyes she i could see why you would say that because she you know she had eyes are a little um Asian shape but she didn't you know she wasn't Asian yeah to me it was obvious she wasn't Asian she looked more Latin to me or something you know yeah yeah yeah yeah she went she was very pretty but so was the right the girl I mean let's truth be told the girl that we called and loved that message was really

beautiful too. Most of the girls you wind up with are very attractive, except for the Joan Rivers girl and the girl in the summer I didn't think of it. But the girl, the Russian girl was very pretty. She was a 10. And this girl, I thought, you didn't think she was as pretty as the Russian, but I thought she was very pretty in a different way. But very attractive.

She was very attractive. Yeah. Very sexy. Very hot. Super hot. Yeah, like very, very pretty. I think factually pretty, but also very sexy and her body and everything and, you know, her whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. It's right but the girl the Russian girl

we got to say I mean she didn't have the fake tits or any of that but she was also beautiful in her own way I mean she was very beautiful beautiful beautiful yeah very very very very beautiful two very different looks but I know that you tend to like the bigger thicker Latin looking girls I think that's a little bit more

yeah yeah I'm more yeah I'm more attracted to that yeah and she you know she was she was totally that so let's just end with my new girl my new please let's just this is so fucking funny let's end on this then if not a hot story your threesome story about your girl but let me just tell you this this is doctor guy calls me up and it tells me about his new girls and I'm always like okay send me pictures right because I have nothing going out of my life except a baby so I'm listening to your stuff and you tell me that you're dating miss got to cut that out you're let's say you're dating somebody it's miss let's say you're dating somebody it's miss let's make a joke like miss miss Mexico it's somebody else right yeah can we say because I don't want to really know somebody who she is yeah oh yeah sure yeah yeah I can't say. Yeah, so it's Miss Latin country, right?

That's who you're dating. So I'm like, okay, send me pictures. So you start sending me pictures and I'm sorry, but she was not even a 10. She was like a seven, okay? She was not that great. And I'm like, there's no way this is a Miss Latin country. So I'm like, I start Googling her. And then I find out her real title is Miss Globe Latin country.

And I'm like, what the fuck does Globe mean? And you're like, oh, that's just another different contest. so she won some like fake content like you know listen she could be miss any like you can make up any kind of pageant and win it but that doesn't mean that you're like there's a very big difference between miss globe latin country and miss latin country okay yes your girl is like a d list pageant country per winner yeah all these girls like if they're like you know if they're like you know if they're like model model well that was the thing you had told me in that same conversation that you were also dating a full-fledged

supermodel. You're telling me she's a supermodel. So I said, send me pictures of her. And you sent me pictures of her. She's the girl that was very mean to you this week. And she was also a globe supermodel. I mean, she was like no means. She was hotter than the Miss fake Latin country,

but she was definitely a globe supermodel as well. None of them yet have been the real deal. They've all kind of been a globe something or other. And this one was a real stripper. I mean, she was like the real deal. She, like I said, she dressed the part. She looked the part. She was very hot. She was very beautiful.

You could tell, you know, I mean, she really she wasn't like a globe stripper. She, you know, she wasn't like a D-less stripper. She was an A-list stripper. And you did meet her. Let's just say you flew out to Vegas. We're going to end on this. You're like your hot threesome story, right? So you go out to Vegas for like a

something with your office, right? And you have a nurse. A medical conference. Yeah, medical conference. You take a nurse with you, a young nurse who's really hot who works for you and she happens to be in a long-term relationship with a guy, but you wind up having a threesome with her while you're there with the girl who you wind up dating, right? This is how you guys sort of hooked up the first time, right? So why don't you just tell us that little hot story before we end the podcast? Yeah, so, so just, you know, the night

before I met up with the girl or other girl, my nurse, you know, I got, I got in there very late to Vegas. It was like 1 o'clock in the morning. So I texted all my people who came with, you know, my staff and like, you know, let's go out. And so the other girls, the other women were more, you know, more regular people. They weren't going to call out at 1 o'clock at the morning. But this girl's like a crazy freak. Sure enough, she met me out. As we started going out like 2.30.

And we hit it hard. We didn't get home until like 8 o'clock in the morning. And we ended up getting kicked out of one strip club at the end of the day. And then we ended up another strip club with two strippers at a private room. All three girls are naked, you know, crazy stuff. And then she comes back to the hotel with me and she's with me. But you don't just say crazy stuff on. You get a little specific.

So you go in to make it a hot story. You got to just say what really goes down. So you go in with two like hot strippers that are totally naked anyway because it's their job. But your girl starts to get naked in the back. Take off her clothes too. And they're all. How old's your nurse? She's 26.

Okay. So she's 26. You have two girl strippers in there. And so your girl goes in there and takes off her clothes? Yeah. All three of the girls are naked. and, you know, and then we're, everyone's like, you know,

touching, licking, sucking, you know, for an hour and a half, we have the private rooms. And so are you doing anything with the girls or just the girls? Yeah, I mean, we're not having sex, you know, by touching a lot of, you know,

mostly manual manipulation. Right. There's no going down. No one goes down on the snatches of each other. Like, you can't do stuff like that, right? No, no, no. And that happened with me, her. hotel room afterwards.

Right. So then you go back to the hotel room. Yeah. So she stays in my room. And then the next day... And do you fuck her? No, yeah, she didn't fuck her that night, no. Okay. Yeah, we just, you know, oral, basically.

Okay. And then the next night, my eventually girlfriend, she was in town, she was in Vegas. So I texted her. She came out with all my staff and, and then, you know, at the end of the night, me, my nurse, and the other girl end up to get in my hotel room again, and we have a threesome. And there, you know, it's, you know, girl and girl action, boy and girl, the whole nine yards.

So her, your nurse and your girl, like, do they 69 each other? Yes. Okay, so they do all of that. Now, had they ever been with women before, or was this there for, were they virgin? The now ex-girlfriend claims that she wasn't. I'm not sure if I believe her. She claims she didn't do threesomes before, although she's done a lot of crazy stuff.

My nurse definitely has. Okay. So they totally get it on with each other and you watch and then you join in. And you fuck them both? No, just the girl. That's the eventual girlfriend. I didn't screw the nurse. No.

What did you do with the nurse? Anything? off limits because... No, yeah. It was more watching her and the ex-girlfriend go at it. Mm-hmm.

You know, two of them, you know, and then it was me, you know, me on the girlfriend and her on time, you know, kind of three-way that way. Well, what exactly went down? So how, just to, like, explain it more visual, so people came visually seen.

I was, I was fucking the girl, my girl from behind, and she was eating out the other girl, you know, that was like how it ended. So that was a coup de grace. Right. But how come you didn't fuck your nurse. Did you ever fuck your nurse?

No, I never fucked. You know, I think she's a little guilty because she's, you know, kind of married and has a boyfriend. Right. So it's okay for her maybe with women. Yeah, or with oral sex. You know, she'll do that. But then, you know, and she'll make out with me all the time.

I don't like that, but she, you know, she has a, you know, she won't fuck me. So I don't know, she doesn't want to, that's fine. You know, that's what she feels comfortable. So the rest of your trip, did they get it on again? Did you do it again? Was that the only time? That was really the only time.

You know, I mean, one time I fucked the girlfriend in front of, you know, the other girl. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we're all the room together. And, you know. The same trip? Same trip, yeah. Mm-hmm. And she just watched?

She just watched, yeah. Mm-hmm. And then... We were all, like, correct. That was the end of the night. Yeah, it was like, you know, after, again, another insane night of, you know, alcohol and drug fuel. Mm-hmm. Right.

madness. Did you and your girl once you started dating? Did you guys ever have any threesomes while you were dating or was that the, that was the big, you know, that was the only, no, I mean, we talked about it and, and, you know, I, I tried one night when we were in London, we were in the box and there's another Russian girl. It was an artist who, I'm friends with. You know, and I never, you know, I mean, I kissed her a couple times. Nothing, you know, so there's nothing more than that. And so she was at the club with us. And I was trying to get her to come home with my girlfriend and do a threesome, you know. But that was, you know, we talked about a couple of times. We never really, you know, came to fruition. But we, you know, when I was with a girlfriend, it was pretty, it was, you know, not as crazy. She actually didn't like to go out. And so we didn't really go clubbing much. You know, stopped the drugs.

And she liked to be, you know, vegetarian exercise, you know, stay in. You know, that's what she enjoyed doing. And, you know, she kind of, you know, she obviously was not like that all her life. She obviously was a crazy party girl, but she kind of was trying to reject it and trying to. Right. You guys were very much on the same page like that. You were both sort of. Trying to be healthier. Yeah. Uh-huh. And, and, you know, both probably deep down inside looking for that more peaceful sort of kind of existence and that real relationship in the middle of the chaos, but maybe not ready yet to give up the chaos. because you're just not there yet.

Yeah. And I'm not there, and I think she's like way, way, you know, I mean. Yeah, because she's younger than you. Like you're fucking 50. She's all like. But yeah, there's a girl started when she was 12. Right. But she's never, but she never got married and have kids.

So that means she's been working her stuff out. Of like crazy life. I mean, super crazy. I mean, you can't imagine. You know, you lived a crazy life too. But yeah, same thing. So it's age of 12. Right.

But what I'm trying to say is that that that doesn't mean, that means that this whole time of her living out all that stuff, she's been working herself out. So she might be not that far behind you. Like, what happened with you was like you weren't acting, you couldn't, like, you were like pretending to have like a fake life. Like this girl has never had that fake life, right? She's just sort of been acting out the whole time. So, you know, she could be learning through all of that as well.

No, she had a four-year relation. At one point she moved to Israel, was a religious Orthodox guy. for four years. So, I mean, she tried, you know, to, to, to be normal. And she tried. I mean, she can't sustain it. Right. But she ultimately wants that too as well for herself.

I think, yeah. Yeah. Most people do. They just have to hit rock bottom. Yeah. She was looking to be, you know, a better person as well. Like I said, you guys had that in common. You talked about that.

She read a lot of the books that you were reading, right? Like, you guys were. Yeah, she was trying. Yeah, she was trying. She made some progress, and I encourage her to try to work out her issues and, you know, and God, just go to therapy, you know, so. Yeah, and she'll eventually get there. That's, she's on her own timeline, you know, in her own life. Like, that's the problem with people.

Like, you could be a little bit ahead of somebody, a little bit behind, you know, but it's like no one's right or wrong, right? Everyone's just where they're at in their life because they're supposed to, you know. And she's a lot, like I said, she's a lot younger than you. So she's going to work her stuff out the way that she's. does, but hopefully for her as well, like for you, that she eventually works it out and, you know, gets the place where she could be more of who she's supposed to be, you know, instead of all this dysfunctional stuff. But, you know, good news for the podcast is you're not getting totally better anytime soon. So we'll probably have you back on and have some more crazy. Yeah, I definitely have relapses all the time. Yeah. I can't wait until you want to eventually admit the fact that you're like, you go down on 68 year old women because I really believe that's like your thing. I never have done. I've never done on my hearing. You're such a liar.

There's a woman that runs your building that I know you fuck her. And she's like straight up like 70. No. You totally fuck her. There's not a doubt of my mind. I got the vibes from her. Come on, Dr. Guy. Why wouldn't you admit it?

I think it's like your secret thing. I swear to God. I will, I will. Whatever. I'm telling you, I never would. Never would. I mean, I've slept with girls.

my age. No, you've been with older, the woman that owned the restaurant, she was so much older. Oh yeah, she's a little older, yeah. A little older, she was 60. I don't like she was 60. She was almost 60. I mean, she looked great.

Listen, she was hot. I thought she had a very sexy. She was sexy for her age, okay? Yeah, sexy. For sure. She did not look like a seat, you know, she looks really good. But she was definitely close to 60.

I mean, I need ask for ID. Listen, Christy Brinkley is 60, and who wouldn't say that they would fuck her? This woman looked really good, but I don't think

that's not what I'm talking about, that woman. I'm talking about that seven. Usually, like a fetish as a grandma. Yeah, yeah. No, I don't have that. All right, we'll say.

Anyway, all right, so thanks for calling in again. No problem. Thanks for giving us a stories. Thanks for that message from the Russia. You don't mind me tweeting out that picture, right?

Because nobody knows who she is and nobody knows. Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. This is a random man. All right. All right. Thanks again.

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