Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 183 - Noah is an Exhibitionist

Episode Date: June 18, 2017

Noah (ep 182) calls in again to talk about being an exhibitionist, nude beaches, anal play and prostate orgasms and a whole lot more. What is he into that makes him an exhibitionist? What exactly goes down at a nude beach? What is a prostate orgasm and how can a guy give himself one? Tune in to find out plus hear a whole lot more about this "proper" guy's very improper past. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy. If you want to follow the Strictly Anonymous podcast on Instagram or Twitter, follow the show at Strict Anonymous. If you want to be on my show, send me an email at Strictly Anonymous podcast at gmail.com. I'm always looking for people to call in. This is a call-in of my show where I talk to total strangers about their interesting lives. So if you have an interesting life or a boring life that you think people would like to hear about, send me an email strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com. I'm doing something different today or I'm just trying something out. I always do part twos and then I air them like weeks later and I'm thinking maybe it's better to air it like right

away so you know who the hell I'm talking to and it's the same person. So I'm trying that. I'm airing Noah, Noah from last week who cheated on his wife who thinks he's very proper. Well, it turns out that Noah has a whole other side to him. That's not very proper. And he's done a lot of things. Besides Cheetah and his wife, that's the episode before this one if you want to listen to that. This is a podcast all about, all that sort of sexually, what would the right word be deviant? I don't know. All the things that he's into sexually that he's done, even way before he met his wife,

which include being a nudist, we get a lot more into that. We talk a lot about nude beaches and what goes down at the nude beach. into a nude beach. I went many times, so we talk in depth about that. So we also talk about the fact that he's an exhibitionist and the things that he's done as an exhibitionist, which is very interesting. I mean, maybe other guys do these things. I don't know. You have to tell me because I'm thinking, you know, if he's doing them, then other people might be doing them. And maybe, I don't know. You have to just listen. Anyway. And we also talk about, prostate orgasms because you know this is a guy who admitted on his first podcast that he's very

into anal action uh even though he's not gay but he's definitely into his ass being stimulated sexually and he's been doing that that kind of thing to himself since day one um he talks all about he gets specific about prostate orgasms which i never heard of i mean it sounds kind of disgusting when you put it like that i don't know a prostate orgasm but it really is like a man squirting right and he talks about how he does that to himself, how he figured it out, how you could do it. So if I were a guy, I'd listen up. I mean, I'm a girl and I can't squirt, and I wish I could, and I've tried, it just doesn't fucking work.

But if you're a guy and you haven't squirted, you should try. Because I think squirting is where it's at. Right? Am I wrong? Am I right? I don't know because I've never squirted. But guys could squirt too, apparently, and he talks all about that. So I'm just going to get right back on with Noah.

So you're, like, it's very common that I have somebody that calls in. I think people have such a good time when they call in and they just really like. I think people don't really understand how much fun it is or I don't know what the, I don't know if fun is the right word. Maybe you could sort of add to it because you called it, right? But it's very common that people who call in say, hey, by the way, I'd love to call in again. And I could say this and that and talk about this, you know. And I, because I think people really enjoy it.

especially somebody like you, it's interesting for me to get your feedback because you're like a super shy guy, right? That maybe had some reservations about calling in. And then after you did, you're like, you want to be back on and do it again. And like, is it because it was like very freeing, fun? Like, what would be the right word? I don't know about fun, but it was therapeutic maybe. Well, then why would you want to do it again? Well, I don't know.

I'd like to analyze myself. So it's most about people being self. absorbed and just wanting to talk about themselves all about them. It's like a therapy session, right? It's like, but that's not a part of therapy, right? I always tell people when I'm like, oh, go to therapy. Like, not only will it actually help you, but it's like a whole hour just about you, right? And who doesn't like to talk about themselves?

So maybe, you know, that's the quote unquote fun of it for people. Because you're not that every single one. I would say 100% of the time people write me with an angle of how they could get back on the show and call in again. Mostly everybody wants to do a part two. You had sent me a bunch of things, right? I also get asked out after I can't tell you how many guys have asked me out afterwards. You sent me a picture, which I refuse to look at. People send me picks because I think what happens is like people feel because it's like you're talking to me and you're really sort of exposing exactly who you are or so much, right? It's like an intimate thing, right? That people feel very

close to me in a way afterwards. So I guess that's why I get asked out for coffee, all kinds of things. We sent pictures, people sent pictures. And then you started to, you went back and listened to like an episode where I talked with my old co-host Tommy. And it was stuff about me and you were like,

oh, it's interesting to hear stuff about you. You know, and you made a joke about the fact that I had beef curtains. And I wanted to bring that up because I feel like, I feel like maybe if you think of beef curtains, other people didn't get it. that. It was a fucking joke. I don't. I went there was a time in my life where I went, I was wondering whether I did because I just didn't know. How do you know? Like as a girl? Like, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know. You don't really see that many. I went, I spent like two weeks of my life

sort of obsessed with beef curtains and looking around at information about beef curtains and like talking to my friends about it and asking guys, you know. And it turned out that one of my guy friends who I had asked, who, you know, was my friend for a very long time who fucks the world. I mean, he's like a big, fat player. I wound up sleeping with him shortly after that. And he told me that I definitely 100% should not have beef curtains. But Tommy claimed I did, my ex-co host. He was a fucking full of shit because he was an asshole.

And if you listen to, he was always trying to one-up me. That was the deal. So since you're calling in to talk about you, we could get back to you. I don't know why I just clear and error. Yeah, 100%. You brought it back up.

And I was like, oh my God. I do like talking about beef curtains. I do think it's also kind of like a funny subject. And I think it was like, because literally I was so confused and so worried that maybe I did. And then I started to think like, what if like it doesn't really look that great down there? And there's a website called rate your pussy.com.

Right? I think I talked about it on that episode. And I was ready to take pictures. I think I had to take the picture, like took the pictures of my Vag. And was ready to post them and get comments just to see like how I fared with other people. And then like I said, I stopped with my friend who was like the connoisseur because he's such a player. And I was told everything's really great. So I'm like, that's as good as going on Rate Your Pussy Duck.

So yeah, I kind of like to talk about that stuff too. But anyway, you wrote me in because you had so much. quote unquote fun talking about yourself on the first episode that you're like I have all this other stuff I mean you were the guy who was like what and I said this on the show that you were like the the one guy that you would never think would cheat on his girlfriend because you came across to me in the beginning and you seem to think of yourself as this way as like this really sort of clean cut conservative guy right on some level I forget what were you used but that's what you think about yourself but then there were like these little little things that came out while I was talking to you that were like the opposite of a conservative guy, you know, like you were a nudist, and then you sent me an email with all these other things that make you completely not. So maybe you aren't the guy that would never cheat on his wife, but you, you know, you sort of present yourself or maybe you're, you know,

that's like a mask you wear. I don't know. Because there's like two very different sides of you, of you that exist in the same person. And that's very common. people are like concoctions I say you're an interesting concoction because you have this sort of clean cut I'm very sort of what is the word

what would be the word you would use for how you view yourself I don't know proper maybe I don't know yeah proper right but we need to remind everybody that through our conversation our first conversation is like this you were a proper guy who was like

we're going to get more into this thing is that you were like very into like anal stuff. Like, and I'm talking about like playing with your ass and doing stuff anal-y to yourself from a very young age, which I would say maybe isn't so proper. And you also were a nudist. And that was like you were doing that kind of shit

and we're going to get more into that on this show too. You were doing that before you lost your virginity solo, sort of secretly, not very proper. And then there's like this whole, exhibition aside that you have that you revealed to me in your second email when you said you want to come back out and talk about this stuff. And so to me, I'm just like, who the fuck are you? You know, you're this proper guy who sort of did live a very proper life, right? You were married to the same woman. You were very faithful for a very long time. And then you cheated on her, right? And that's

what happened with someone online. And that's the first story. And that's, we resolve that. So we're not going to get into that. But you do have this sort of very open-minded, you know, sexual side of yourself that you have had the balls to, you know, sort of live out even before you met your wife, right? Even though you weren't fucking at a young age and you weren't with a lot of women and stuff. I mean, you were doing all kinds of anal stuff. You were going to nudist beaches. You were doing all this stuff by yourself solo. So like you had no problem crossing that line and sort of fulfilling all your secret fantasies that you had in your head, right? Yeah. Yeah. Definitely no problem. I mean, yeah. Right. But you still, but you, and you also are a proper guy, right? And I think that's what

kind of like what I try to sort of show my listeners on my show, right? I feel like that's what my show is kind of all about, right? That, you know, these kind of things that people think are are so taboo. Like you were shoving G.I. Joe dolls up your ass to get yourself off because you liked anal sex as a young guy. That's what you figured out, you know? And people would think

like, oh my God, like some people I think personally would maybe think that the type of person that's going to do that is like one type of person yet it can be somebody proper and decent like you, right? This is like the kinds of things that

regular people do. I just feel like, I don't know, there's a time and a place for everything. Just because you do those things, doesn't mean you always have to act like that. Mm-hmm. You know, I mean, I don't get why people would. But I'm not really good with people, I guess. I'm more like an analytical type, like, you know, math science, that type, not so much.

You're not like more psychology. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. But you're not kind of because you did say you like to analyze stuff, right? And you like to analyze yourself. I mean, we're going to have a whole talk about it, you again today. And the fact that, you know, you say that there's a time and place, right? But like, when you have an exhibitionist side to yourself, time and place becomes a very fuzzy kind of thing, doesn't it?

That's true, yeah. Right? So I kind of find that you sometimes say very hypocritical things. I don't think that you put them together. I think I help you put them together and sure. you like, you know, because like this whole exhibition, let's start there, right? Because, you know, that's the type of thing where you are sort of crossing boundaries, right, with other people. And you, right, in order to get turned on. And so how far did you take that in your life? And when did you realize

you were, you know, had the side to yourself? Well, I think like everything, you don't really know there's a name for it until, you know, later. Like, you start doing it, and then there's, then you find out there's a name for it. Right, right. So what are the first couple things that you started to do that you realized later on was exhibitionist in nature? Just, I guess the, you know, not locking doors, so people might walk in on you, you know. What kind of people?

Like, they're family members or, like, not locking doors at other people? Yeah, it was family members at first. because, you know, you're living at home. There's no one else. But who would you want to walk in on you? Like your mother? It's not that I wanted to. I don't know if I just wanted to be seen naked and just have that scenario played out.

Like, I don't know. I don't know what it was about really back then. No, but I mean, you must have. Like, was it about, like, wow, I'm going to, like, you're jerking off and you're like, I'm going to leave. Like, was it, like, it was a turn on? Was it something you were doing to be turned on or no? No, it wasn't really to be turned on back then.

But later it became that. Okay, so it started out where you, but so what was it about? It was just about somebody seeing you naked and you wanted that, you thought that that experience would be what? Like, what's the word that you would use for it back then? I don't know if I really analyzed it back then.

I think it was just, I wanted somebody to see me naked, but I don't... But it wasn't, it wasn't, like, would you use that later on to get yourself turned on? I'm assuming no, because you just said that it wasn't about that. No. No, it wasn't about that back then. Was it something, like, naughty that you thought, like, it would be interesting for that to happen? Was it, like, what was the reason do you think? Okay.

I think it was definitely like a, you know, you're being bad type of thing. Mm-hmm. Like, yeah. And so we... I think because I've always tried to portray myself as, you know, the proper guy that, you know, those naughty times, you know, the being bad times, they're interesting to me, maybe. Right, because you're not really that, like, not naughty. But everyone thinks you kind of are.

I mean, how old were you when you started to do that? Was that, like, really young, too? Yeah, yeah. I think I was probably around maybe 12. Uh-huh. And so it was when you saw family members, like which family members? Was it men, women?

Like, was it your mother, your father? Do you have brothers and sisters? Like, would it anybody have been okay to walk in on you? Do you have someone specific in mind? It's basically my mother. But that sounds horrible. It doesn't sound horrible. I mean, but we can analyze that.

there might be something there too. You know what I mean? Mostly your mother. I mean, maybe if I knew enough about that edipus complex and that stuff about, you know, the mother-son thing, maybe I would, but I don't,

you know, I always say I'm not a real therapist, so I don't fucking know. But it's interesting. So it was your, like when you say family members, it really was just your mother. So maybe you did have like a weird mom.

Like not weird. I don't want to use that word because that'll freak you up. But like, maybe you also had a little bit of a mom thing too. Do you think? maybe but I don't you know that's you didn't put that together

you never put that together like I mean you were never jerking off thinking about your mother were you or maybe no no no no right right no never but you did want her like the thought of her maybe that would have been just the naughtiest scenario right because your mom maybe was like you know they're the person that's the most you know your mother is like your mother right so maybe you know it was not so much about

her and you it was just about the person of authority, the main person of authority finding you, naked. Thinking about it now, maybe it's because well, so my mother got divorced when I was pretty young. I remember them being together.

And, you know, then she remarried. And my stepfather was kind of an asshole. Uh-huh. But, um, so I didn't really care how he saw me,

but it might be because I cared how my mom saw me. Right. But thinking about that, it doesn't make sense that I would want to, you know, do something bad. I don't know, maybe it does make sense. I'm not very good at people like I said. Or like the psychology behind it is what you're saying. Yeah, but I mean, like, listen, everybody has different reasons for things. And if I don't ask these questions, like maybe if I ask these questions and you answer,

we can figure it out, right? by what you say. Sure, sure. Because the more you talk about things, the more things come out, right? So it's just like, you know, um, you know, there's probably, if we talked to, we're not going to focus just on this whole thing for an hour, but probably if we did,

there would be a way to sort of put it together why you chose your mother. But the whole point is that so very early on, you're sort of want to get caught naked, not locking doors so that your mother would walk in on you, right? Mm-hmm. Um, you were jerking off. at the time, but not thinking about your mom. Do you have, like, jerk off fantasies that involved, like, exhibitionist kind of stuff at that point?

Actually, I did, yeah. Like, what kind of scenario is? Yeah, I'd fantasize about maybe in school somewhere, finding some spot outside, or, you know, just in the backyard or just, I don't know, just anywhere outside where I could be seen. Mm-hmm. And people could see you? Not. Yeah. Right.

But it was not like, you know, right in front of somebody just starting. It was, you know, someone had to catch me, you know. Right. It wasn't like you're like a peeping Tom or you're like a guy jerking up in the bushes and you want them to see you. You want them to, you want to be like an innocent person, right? That gets caught by accident. You're jerking off.

But yet you kind of, you want that to happen to sort of finish you off to completion. I mean, when you're jerking off, right? and you're using this as a fantasy, that's the whole point of it, right? Yeah. Right. And now I'm wondering, did you ever do sort of naughty things like that outside or at school at all? Or no? No.

I never really did. Like when I was younger, I mean, I have, you know, on the way home from work, I worked kind of late. So it's kind of dark, you know, when I'm driving home. and, you know, every once in a while on the way home. What do you do on the way? What do you mean every once in a while on the way home? You stop on the side of the road and pull into a, like, a ditch. No, well, I'm driving.

You get naked? No, just while I'm driving. But what do you do when you're doing? Well, I take my pants down. Okay. I take my pants down, and, you know, I start jerk off when I'm driving. Oh, okay. So you mentioned that on your email, but I didn't know that we were going there like that.

So that's a part of like an exhibitionist thing too. So when you're driving, is it that anybody else is around you and could maybe possibly see you? Yeah. Like, I'm getting home so late that, you know, there's not that many cars in the road and it's kind of dark. But I am passing a few, you know? And it's just the possibility that they could be seeing in as I'm going by them.

Right. Wow. I wonder how many people actually do that. in their car how many guys, because guys could kind of do that easier than girls, maybe, you know what I mean? Like, I wonder, like, if you're doing it. Like, I wonder how many guys I've driven by, or even women that I didn't realize they're like, you know, jerking off while I'm just riding by.

Probably some people take it further than you and they do it in traffic jams in the broad daylight, you know what I mean? Yeah. You know, why not? So how do you... They're ever intensely scaring at you, I guess, you have something to think about now. Yeah, you never know. Well, I did tweet the other day, like,

Like I did literally, I saw a homeless man laying down on the floor the other day in the sweltering. We had really hot weather here in New York and he was laying down. And I just saw his face the way that he was laying. I couldn't really see the rest of him. But, and he was panting. And I thought, oh my God, he's so thirsty. And I was with myself. So I went and gave him a bottle or bottle of water and I put it just down in front of him.

And then I looked back to see if he grabbed it. And then I realized his pants were halfway down. And he was like jerking off. swear to fucking God, okay? Like, swear. I'm thinking he's panting because he's dying. It's why I live in smaller town. No, this is why I live.

This is why I live in New York, because that's kind of shit I live. Okay. I am like, I'm thinking he's panting because of, like, dehydration, and I give him a water, but turns out, I, you know, it was like he was jerking off. Everyone must have looked at me like,

what the fuck are you doing me? I'm especially because I'm there with my son, my little baby. I'm like strolling him around. I'm like, you know, sort of helping out, the guy jerking off in front of everybody. I mean, he was homeless, so he doesn't really know what he was doing. He's probably crazy. But anyway, so he obviously has exhibition inside.

You've never taken your exhibition aside by far. You have a room to go to to do it, though. Exactly. So, Deb, do you, do you, have you ever got into a point where someone maybe has seen you or no? not that I'm aware of like jerking off but there has been times where like I've had a roommate or like a roommate's friend you know and I'll be sleep on the couch but I'll be naked sleeping and like I hear them getting up so I kind of uncover myself a little bit and you know kind of pretend to sleep so you know they're walking around and and they see you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and now that you're older right at this point,

like, does that give you a little bit of a hard on? Oh, yeah, I was hard the whole time, yeah. Oh, okay. When they're walking around. When they're walking around and they're seeing now, does it matter if it's a man or a woman that's walking around saying? It was a woman, yeah. It was a woman.

Yeah, it was a woman. Yeah, and I wouldn't do that in front of a guy. That just, I don't know. That wouldn't get you turned on. It's more a woman. No, no. Yeah. So when you're driving in your car and you're looking at everybody,

so it's not just like everybody, it's like women. If you drive past women, is that like, or if you stop at a red light and a woman's next to you in the car, does that, like, really turn you on? It does, but it's not them, like, looking over at them. I kind of just stay, you know, stay looking forward, but out of the corner, I, like, see what they look like. Right.

Yeah, I try that to draw attention. right you don't really want to get caught it's more about you doing what you want to do in public and people kind of not knowing yeah right a little bit yeah yeah i would say that yeah and when you were younger you did cam shows like you did them meaning like you were the person that would do it and let other people watch you yes you said that in your thing and now how old were you when you got into that because he said you did that when you were young yeah very young. Like how old?

That's what I was still living at home. Maybe like 14, 15. Right. And so what did you do? Set up an account and you were like a cam guy? No, no. It wasn't like I was getting paid or anything. It was just in chat rooms, you know, and it's like every night I would go on and find

somebody to watch me. Right. And now would it be, do you think that women were watching you? I think in my head, it was always a woman watching me. Right. In reality, it was 100% men watching you. You know that, right? Well, maybe 100%.

Maybe 1% was like. Right, yeah. I would say 99%. Yeah, I know. We're guys. But for you, you were thinking they were women. You would go into like women chat rooms, right? And these people would say they're women and they're watching you and you'd be

jerking off. How many? And like, did you have like lots of people or would be one person? It was one person. of time. Mm-hmm. It was like, I don't know, from chat room, and then, you know, you'd go over to, oh, I forget what program I used, but it doesn't matter.

But just like a private program, you know, that it was just one person to one person type of. Right. Now, would you see them, or would they just see you? Every once in a while, I would be able to see them, yeah. So you did see a vagina ever? Like, did you ever see, like, a full-on pussy on the other side, or did they show up, and it was like another dick? I never saw that

I don't think I ever had a girl actually get naked on the other end I mean maybe just maybe just tits that's all but not so there were girls you did do it with real females because if they turned it on and they were there

it was a long time ago yeah right and then I have yeah yeah yeah it was definitely women unless they were I don't transitioning or something

but they were pretty young, so I don't think, you know. Right, so you, they were watching them, they were watching you, and you got into that, and when you were very young. Now, would you do anal stuff on the cam? Yes, actually, it would. Really? And people would watch it? Would you use your G.I. Joes, or would you get something a little bit more sophisticated?

Okay, I know you like to bring up the G.I.O. I do. I love the G. G.I.J. come on. It's fucking awesome. Well, tell me what are the other things? I tried to get it out of you.

You're kind of shy, so it's like pulling teeth in the... I know, I know. I mean, you're getting much better. Oh, thank you. What other kinds of stuff? If it wasn't a GI Joe at that age, what were you putting in so people could watch? You know, markers, my fingers a lot for, you know, like the cam shows. It was mostly fingers, and it was basically, I would ask them what they wanted me to do, and then I'd do it.

Right, okay. So it's almost like they're telling me, you know, telling me, telling me what to do. And then I'll just do it for them. It's almost like I was being submissive. And you do say that you did get into bondage and stuff because you, so you do have, and when you're, the bondage thing, it's like when you say the bondage, you're more the submissive than the dominant, right? Mm-hmm. Yes.

And so you do take that role. And did you get into that? I'm assuming that that started when you got with your wife, right? Because she's the only person that you, like, were sexual with, right? Because how else would the bondage really come up, right? Well, I was, I mean, I did research, you know, do a lot of research about sex because it really interests me. So I did know about it beforehand, but. Right.

Yeah, it, you're not actually experiencing it until then. Well, how hardcore have you gone? with it with your wife or yourself or whatever like i mean does she or do you get tied like you know because listen bondage could be pretty hardcore depending on how far you take it i've been uh you know fully tied up to the bed um you know and she basically can do whatever she wants to me like sitting on my face and oh it drives me crazy when uh you know she she's jerking me off, but then she just stops right before, and then she just sits there. And I'm basically helpless.

Dying to come, but she won't sort of get you to do it all the way. Is she sitting on your face at the time, or just sitting there? No, no, no, right, okay. No. So that would probably help me come, so that wouldn't help her. Oh, right, right, right. So it's more torturous the other way, and that's a part of the turn on, right? Mm-hmm.

And so you like face-sitting, too, as well, because that's definitely being a submissive, right? Yes, yes. I mean, these are... Plus, I just like... Yeah. I just like going down on women, period. I mean, that's... I don't know.

I could spend hours. Yeah, that's like a normal guy. I mean, guys, that's the way guys should be, you would think, right? I mean, most guys are like that. And every time then you find one that doesn't, and I'm like, what the fuck? Like, are you? Like, I don't know. I think that's a little weird.

Because I think guys should... I mean, that's like a part of one of the, you know, there's not many parts of a woman, right, besides the tits and the asses. Like, you know, so if you don't like vagina, like, is it going down? It's like, I don't know. It's a little weird to me and if a guy doesn't like it. But so you love that. You love facing, but that's about being a little bit of a submissive, right? For sure.

Yeah, yeah. And now you say. Maybe being, like, not in control is that is my thing, I guess. Right. For my work, I'm kind of a higher level, you know, so I'm in charge of people, basically. You are in your life. I don't know if it's like a role reversal kind of thing. Yeah, but I also think it's just a personality.

I think it's your personality. Yeah. I mean, like, are you like a boss to a lot of people? My female brain. Right. Yeah, I think you seem like a more of the passive type to me than a dumb person. That's what I think. That's what I get from you a little bit.

I mean, I can be dominant. It's just, I don't know. I just prefer to be, you know, more submissive. That's my fantasy. Right. That's what turns you on. No, you're just a little bit more submissive. You know, it ties into, maybe what I'm picking up on is that, that low self-esteem thing

that we got into a lot in the first episode and that comes out sometimes. You know, like I said, you're a whole concoction, right? So it's just like I think a part of that makes me think that you're a little submissed, especially the way you fell into the cheating scenario, you know, as if like you were clueless to what was going on. You were kind of like passive to this whole situation, almost passive to yourself, right? So I just think that, you know, you do seem a little bit submissive in all areas of your life, you know, because of that, because we had that whole story before, you know. So, I mean, I think the nudist thing then makes sense. Like if you called me up and you'd ever had the cheating thing yet because that was a recent thing.

And you just like, oh, I want to call into your show because I'm like an exhibitionist and I'm really into anal but I'm not gay and like, you know, I'm a nudist. Like we could have done all this without that other story, right? Because you do, you are somebody like, though you're a listener of my show, you are very similar to the kinds of people that I have on my show in that you do have like all these sort of sexual, interesting sexual things that you've lived out, right, that people like to hear about. And the nudist thing is definitely a part of the exhibitionist in you for sure, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, like I went to one once with a boyfriend when I was really young and we went a couple times. And I think you don't realize, I think everybody has a little bit of that in them because, you know, I didn't know what to really expect. Like I said, I told you it was like a whole nudie world, you know, after a while I was like, oh, God, you know, people were inviting us to nudie boat, rock.

and nudie parties and I'm like, no fucking things. But I do have to say there was something very sort of freeing. There was a lot of things that you feel when you go to a nude beach, right? I would by no means call myself a nudist. I've never gone since, but having experienced it and done it a bunch of times, it was very freeing. And it definitely, there was a turn-on aspect to it. just for the fact that you're sort of like very naked in front of people, right?

Because it's not something that is so not taboo. Now, I'm sure people that are listening in Sweden where it's very common to do, you know, don't feel that way when they go naked because those people are going naked with their families, you know what I mean? Because it's just a very normal thing in their culture. But in our culture, nudity and everything, because we're so prude, it's so sort of taboo that you do wind up feeling a little turned on, right? Right, when you're naked.

Or maybe I'm just an exhibitionist, too, and I don't realize that, you know, but there is an aspect of that, I feel like. There was for me, you know? Yeah, yeah. No, I definitely did feel a turn on, you know, having people, you know, looking at me as they're walking by and, yeah. Yeah, I mean, there were times, most people, most guys weren't walking around with a hard on, but I specifically remember a guy walking by with a full on raging hard on,

walking across the beach with somebody talking. Like, I mean, it does happen, you know, and people are kind of fooling around. And they're his, and I think the people that were inviting us to these nudie parties, and, you know, there was, like, aspects of swinger shit going down, right? Because I do think everybody else is a little turned on, too, maybe. You know, I'm sure there's some people that are straight up like hippies that are like, oh, no, this is just like nature and it's natural. And I felt that, too, for sure.

There's something very sort of, like you sort of notice people's bodies less when they're all naked than when you do a clothes on because it just seems so normal. You know, it's like seeing little kids. Like, you know, even though there's that aspect of being turned on, there's this whole other aspect of it. It's just like nature and natural and like everyone just kind of looks normal and you notice like I said things less almost when people are naked. Yeah, it's almost like an equalizer. You know, you can't judge someone by. what clothes they wear then. It's just, you know, they're the same as you, you know? Yeah, and you notice it less, but in another sense, too, I remember noticing everything.

It was, like, really interesting to me. Like, I was, like, my boyfriend was very jealous, so it didn't make sense that he took me to the new beach. And it was very weird because he was like, when that guy was walking around with the hard on, he got really, we got in a big fight because he thought I was looking at the guy with the hard on. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, I'm looking at the 90-year-old man that's naked over there that has no, dick, you know what I mean? And I'm looking at the really obese, naked woman over there, because those are people that I never see naked. And that was more interesting to me. Like, who cares about the guy with a raging heart on? Like, you know, we've all seen that, you know, or the hot girl

with her tits hanging out. Like, I mean, for me, that's the kind of, like, the curious side of me was like more interested in seeing the stuff that I've never seen naked, you know? That, Listen, when I was going to the nude beach, this was before internet porn. So, you know, now I could probably see all that stuff. But back then I was like, oh, my God, nipples come in all different shapes and sizes and everything is like so different. So I think it was interesting on so many different levels. But for sure, you were going there. Did you ever hook up with anybody?

I mean, I guess not because you weren't really even having sex at that point. Or did you? No. The beach that I went to, that was very frowned upon, anything sexual. So. Well, I think the beach that we went to was frowned upon, but we were able to walk away and fool around on the beach. And I was just assuming that other people were, too. Yeah.

Not in front of people. Yeah. The place that, you know, that's in my state, it's not technically a nude beach. I mean, it's just they tolerate it if you don't, you know, engage in anything sexual there. so it could be closed down. So people are very up in arms when they see that kind of stuff. Oh, please.

My place was the same way. They had signs go naked or go home. Like if there were guys that were walking around and just sitting there by themselves, like they would be very like, get those fucking perverts out of here. But yet, I'm sorry, you know, like you're there

and you're horny for the whole scenario. Other people that were there we're horny for the scenario, but just everybody's sort of on their best behavior. I'm not saying when I say that there were sexual undertones at Middee Beach that it was anything that was blatant

or in front of anybody because everybody had that attitude where we are not doing this. This is not a sexual thing. But these were the type of people, I believe that like when they came over and talk to us and couples and they were inviting us to things that,

I don't know. I was like, these people want to fuck us. Like I just thought it was like a whole other thing that they were. These are just people that are more open-minded. Maybe I was wrong. I don't know.

I'm reading into it. Don't you think? People on your way, I guess. That was that sexual undertones, for sure, but nobody's sort of talking about it. Because there's these other undertones, too, going on. Like I said, the whole nature thing, natural, the freeing of just not even being bound to your clothes and being naked in front of people. There was, like, a lot of things, you know?

Yeah, definitely, yeah. You get past the sexual stuff. Like, all that other stuff exists, too, right? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So you didn't really, so you didn't make any friends, you didn't fool around, you didn't hook up with anybody at the new beach. Were there a lot of people there? I mean, I talked to a few people, but it mean, wasn't anything, you know, I didn't see it as anything, you know, sexual. Right.

But maybe I was just being naive or whatever. No, listen, I didn't think, I don't think so. Like, when you're just sitting there really totally naked in front of, like, and other people are just talking to you and they're just standing there and they're dick and they're dick and. just in your face. I mean, as a woman. I mean, maybe it's different for men, but, like, I didn't find it to be a turn-on.

To me, the turn-on was more, I was there with my boyfriend. It was more the little exhibitionist that I think everybody sort of has in them, you know, for a second. And then, you know, then the thought of us kind of fooling around some way, making it happen with nobody seeing each,

us do it, you know, like all that kind of stuff, you know? Yeah, I did have a girlfriend that I went there. And that was definitely, a little more of a turn-on, you know, because I think we kind of did the same thing, too, where, you know, there'd be little touches here and there, but not... Yeah, I think that I figured me at a certain point, and, like, while no one was really wild, like, we've...

Not that much touches, but... Well, we've figured out ways, like, you know what I mean? Like, you could do kind of stuff, you know? And that was, like, really hot. Like, that was, like, really hot. So your exhibition is stuff, like, went as far as the nude beach, right? when as far as you sort of Did anyone ever walk in on you naked

When you were in your house? Um Not when You know I was living at home But you know my The roommate did a couple times And yeah And it was a female roommate

Or there'd be times where I'd like Yeah female roommate Uh huh Well Yeah there was a time where I was You know getting dressed I let the door open a little bit Uh huh

And you know I hear them come in and then I start getting undressed. Who's that, you're telling that I don't even... No, no, this was my roommate. We're right for them to see you. You know, and don't... Yeah. Did she see you all those times?

I can't imagine she didn't. Do you think she had an idea that you were doing it on purpose, or you think that she really thought it was an accident? I'd like to think that she thought it was an accident, but I don't think I'm that sneaky, so... So you think she kind of got it? She understood. She probably got it, yeah.

Did you ever hook up with her ever? No, no. No, I never. Well, yeah, never. Never. Never. You never did. Okay.

Right. She keeps forgetting, like, literally your wife and now the girl that you cheated on her with. By the way, have you heard from her or no? No, no. Okay. I kind of blocked her and stopped. Yeah. Yeah, that's good.

The problem is that she, you know, she lives in a different. the same town and she's so close that it's hard to not drive by the house ever you know it's not that i'm like stalking but there's not that many roads in this town you know you got to take them to get out so you do why you do go pass there every now and then yeah okay well i don't want to get into that because some people will be listening to this episode and might not have listened to that one yet um so that's good then because sometimes i would listen to the second episode and i have to go back and listen to the first. Yeah, exactly. I mean, if people want to listen to your first episode and hear sort of like the proper part of you, right? Because when you called in, it wasn't as

much as this kind of stories. It was more you were a guy who was married to a woman that you had never cheated on, met a girl online, and wound up cheating on your wife. Like I said, as a passive participant in the whole scenario, which is kind of funny, you got to listen to the episode, because you weren't so passive if you ask me, even though you think you were. I felt like I was, but... Yeah, you felt like you were. But you also think you're proper,

and you also think a lot of things that maybe, you know, aren't so true, but these different parts of you exist. And the scenario didn't really go well, so if people want to hear all about it, they could listen to your first episode, and they could find out. And then, I mean, because we talked a little bit about the anal stuff and you shoving G.I. Joe's up your ass,

because in the first episode, you admitted that you liked anal and you liked your wife to fuck you in the ass with strap-ons. And I said, you know, you figured out you liked anal stuff early on and you were shutting all those things in. You had told me in your email that like with those anal stories comes like information about prostate orgasms. What is a prostate? What does you mean a prostate orgasm? You've never heard of that? No. I mean, maybe I have it different terms.

Oh, okay. Well, there's a prostate gland in the male's nymph, or butt that when stimulated it, you can have, it's almost like a G-spot for a woman. Women don't actually have a prostate gland. Right, of course not, right? Yeah. But, yeah, you can actually have an orgasm just with prostate stimulation. So you could just put your finger in there. Does it feel like something?

like how does someone find their prostate gland? Like how did you find yours? I'm sure you did infirmate Google searches or something? It's actually, well, you know, I like to research about sex, but it's actually very similar to, you know, even where the G-spot is for a woman. Right. You know, it's, you know, like man laying on their back and the finger in and then up kind of, you know, well, yeah, it just, I mean, There is that sensation of, you know, feeling to pee, but it's not, but, you know, after a while of stimulation, it's, it's a crazy intense orgasm is what it's. Oh, so it kind of feels like a woman is going to squirt the same thing.

Like, you feel that desire to maybe, oh, no, I'm going to pee. That's how you know you're hitting the right thing. Yeah. But then after a while, you know, it gets, you get better and better. Yeah. Oh, that's interesting. And so you must have, after you found that prostate thing, right? I mean, you must, I mean, who wouldn't do that all the time?

Yeah, yeah. Right? I mean, does your wife know how to do that with you, or you could only do that on yourself? See, she hasn't really tried that. It's always been just me myself. She, you know, she doesn't want to use her fingers and she doesn't want to, you know, she's a little more reserved when it comes to that kind of stuff. So she's never really done that for me. But, I mean, sometimes with the strap on, she has hit it.

But it, you know, it's not a constant stimulation. It's just every now and then, you know. Right, right, right. But it still gives you, like, a really intense orgasm, almost like a woman who's... Yeah, I don't think I've ever had a prostate orgasm with my wife. Mm-hmm. But, because it does take quite a while to, you know, to stimulate it and reach that. So you know how you could get to it all the time, like you know exactly where it is on your body at this point and you know how to do it.

How long does it take to get to once you find it to stimulate like a good half hour or something? I never really timed it. But around. You said it takes a long time. I would assume so, yeah. Half hour, 45 minutes. Right, right. right and so and so you don't do that when you're like having sex with her but it's more like when you're jerking off or when you were younger when maybe when you're doing the cam shows and stuff

Mm-hmm. Not with the cam shows, I didn't really discover it yet, but yeah. Right. Yeah, when I'm jerking off. But sometimes I don't even touch, you know, I don't even touch my dick at all. And I just do that and I still am able to orgasm. Oh, wow. So guys should try that.

If guys are just so relaxed. Definitely, yeah. Just like stop being so uptight about their asses. Assholes, I think, you know, guys are maybe a little bit more uptight in front of women, but you never know that these same guys are like at home. shoving things up their ass too. You know what I mean? Or their fingers or whatever, you know.

But, I mean, you're here to say that if guys sort of go feeling around in there and find their prostate, they could literally like jerk off hands free almost, right? Like no stroking at all. And you literally shot calm, like you shoot calm, like you come. It's not actually calm, it's, I think it's just the seminal fluid. It's just what the prostate gland produces. Oh, it's really like swearing for a guy. Yeah.

Come on. Exactly squirting, but a guy version. Mm-hmm. Sure, yeah. Because you feel like you have to pee, you're rubbing on a spot, and you shoot water out. Mm-hmm. Right? Yeah, that's interesting.

Yeah. And your wife, squirt, this is the last thing on your list. Your wife squirts, too, and you could, and so were you the one that taught her how to do that, or was she just always a squirder? She's kind of lucky. Her G-spot is pretty close to the opening. So I can reach it with my tongue, actually. You're kidding.

So, yeah. Right. And, you know, the first time I tried it, it resulted in, you know, my face being soaked. Right. And did she, had she ever had that happen? Like, was she ever jerking herself off? No. No.

So she thought, she just peed on me. So she was, like, very upset. Just so you know, it is pee. It definitely is pee. I just saw a whole thing on it. No, 100% it's P, but people just don't like to believe it. But it 100% is P. But who cares?

So, but yet she felt like she thought it was P and was she horrified? Yes, yeah. Right, but it obviously feels really good, right? And I explained to her and, yeah. Right. Oh, then? And it obviously, but it's also a very intense orgasm for her, too, right? Oh, yeah, definitely, yeah.

and so she must have that every single time if her G-spot is right there that your tongue could touch it that means like when you're fucking her two like it's definitely being stimulated right yeah she orgasms quite a bit when you know when we're we're having sex so yeah right and does she squirt when you have sex with her too no no only when you go down on her well that that happened just maybe a handful of times maybe three or four times right and You know, it gets old after a while changing the sheep all the time. So you stay away from it. Yeah.

Even though if... I mean, maybe every once in a while, we'll put a couple of towels down, but still, I mean... Right, but she's multi-orgasmic. Right. And she's multi-orgasmic anyway. So she's having a really intense orgasms and can orgasm a bunch of times when you're either going down on her. Right? So she doesn't...

Because to me, if I could squirt and it felt bad... that good, you know, I think I would want it more than a couple, a handful of times in 10 years. You know what I mean? Just like your prostate orgasm, I mean, how many of those have you had? Probably a lot more than a handful, right? Yes, yeah. In my life, yeah. Right.

I mean, maybe, yeah. I can't even put a number on it. It's a lot. Yeah, because if you could feel like even better and have like the most intense thing, like wouldn't you want that all the time? Like, I would think, yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it's more, if it's more intense, it's just different.

Right. I mean, I'm told, you know, like a clitoral orgasm and a G-spot orgasm, they're different, you know. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, so I just think, like, oh, God, if your wife can have a G-spot orgasm, right? And who cares if she's got to change your sheets? Like, I'm surprised she hasn't had it, like, a hundred times. I mean, because you guys have been together for a very long time. So a handful of times is not that much considering, you know, how many.

years you guys have been together, but I guess, you know, you guys don't like to do laundry. I think it's just, she's recently told me that, you know, maybe the reason why, you know, we don't sleep together more is because she sees it as work. But, yeah, I don't. Well, I mean, we do have two kids, so, I mean. Listen, I tell my friends, I'm a single mom, right? And like, people are always like, oh, God, it must be so hard. And I'm like, yeah, it is because I differ.

Anyone to relieve me. I mean, I do have help during the day. But I'm like, but I don't have to blow someone at the end of the night. You know what I mean? Like, so that's what I'm a little luckier than my friends that have these husbands that they have to go tend to and have this whole fucking show at the end of the night. That I'm like, oh, my God, that is like, that is a lot of work. It's hard if you have kids, you know?

Yeah, definitely. I totally understand that. You know, and you have more than one. kid. Yeah. Right. And how old are they? Two and six months.

Oh, fucking forget. Of course she's not interested. I mean, my baby's like 18 months and I just have one and I would, I mean, you know, yeah, that's really difficult. But that'll come back around once the kids get older, you know, that'll change again. Yeah. Just they're really wrong in your kids and, you know, and maybe that, do you think that's a reason why, you know, you were a little bit.

bit more apt to stray because there's a little bit less sex in your life? I think so, yeah. And just it was less passionate, too, so it wasn't like I felt, you know, desired very much. And which I get that she's tired and it's kind of a shitty thing for me to say, you know, but. Right, but you're you and you're just thinking about yourselves and, you know, there was something in you that wasn't being fulfilled. And that's the hard thing about relationships because they do go through these times where

You could say you're both sort of right, right? You could look at your wife and say, I get why she doesn't want to fuck you or blow you or anything at the end of the night. And it is work and she, you know, because she has kids. And then you could say, I get why you feel sort of not, you know, okay because, you know, you don't feel like wanted and you're not being fulfilled, you know. So it's like it's like and that's when relationships are put to a test. And like, what is the solution in that? I mean, should your wife? sort of muster up the courage to like blow you.

I don't, probably. And should you, I don't know, you know, it's, but that's the times where I think it's, when people say release ships are difficult, that's the kind of shit that's difficult. Because all relationships will go through those phases, you know. But things ebb and flow and things change and, you know, I'm sure your sex life will hopefully get better once the kids get a little older and get into school and stuff, you know. And hopefully you won't continue. I mean, do you think that the cheating thing will be an ongoing thing?

Now that you did it once you think. It's definitely not, no. Right, okay. No, I feel so guilty about it and I feel... Right. I don't know. Not as proper anymore, I guess. Right, right.

Well, you feel like your mom finally walked in on you and saw you and maybe it wasn't... And you finally got caught or you just finally did something that you're really not proper. And so now you're just a human being and now you're just like everybody else. And now you could maybe go back to being your proper self or something. I don't know. but yeah it's best to try and wade it through this difficult time with your wife and you know I don't know like maybe go back to cam shows maybe that's not so bad do you do that stuff now was that terrible no no no no yeah you'll figure it out but anyway you know I'm gonna wrap this up

um so but um this is all good stuff this is like the life of a proper guy and that's like what I said, like I like to sort of show people on my show. I think that's what my show is all about, that these kind of things that people do, all the stuff that you just talked about, which was like, to me, stuff that you wouldn't necessarily put, you know, into the life of a proper guy, yet, you know, that's who you are. These are the things that you did. And it's like really interesting, so if you don't, besides all this stuff, like I said, if you want to listen to his story about meeting his wife and cheating on her and how that all went down, listen to his other episode. but so it was another good call, you know, with a lot more interesting stuff.

Totally different than the first call, but interesting for sure. So thanks so much for calling in and sharing all these stories. Thank you. All right, Noah. Talk soon. Yep. Bye. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only in paperback

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