Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 184 - Dave's Future Brother in law Fooled Around with the Stripper at his Bachelor Party

Episode Date: June 25, 2017

Dave's sister is getting married in three weeks to a guy who fooled around with the stripper at his bachelor party. Everyone in the family knows and everyone, except Dave, wants to snitch on him. What really goes down at a bachelor party? What actually went down at this bachelor party? Why does Dave want to keep it a secret? Tune in to find out plus hear a whole lot more about Dave's past which includes a lot of cheating on his wife as well. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy. If you want to follow the strictly anonymous podcast on Instagram or Twitter, follow the show at Strict Anonymous. If you want to be on my show, this is a call and advice show where I give people my unsolicited advice or unprofessional is the word I typically use. It's not unsolicited. These people know what they're getting into actually when they call. Some people will also call in, just to talk about their interesting lifestyles that they lead, as well as, like, there's secret lifestyles that they lead. Because you can call my show, and it's called strictly anonymous, because, like, I change

people's voices. I don't ask people, like, you know, the stuff that would give away who they really are. It's more about, like, what they do. I change a lot of people's voices, and I think people don't even realize because it's such an easy edit, and it just changes the pitch. I just change the pitch of people's voices. So they totally sound normal, but they sound totally different. different. I changed the pitch of the guy on today. I do it a lot and I think like I said,

people don't notice, but I'm just remembered that I did it for this guy too. So I'll tell you that I did. And this guy is a guy who wrote into me from an ad that I placed on Craigslist. And it was, and his story, his name is Dave, I think. And his story is, I was like when I, he emailed me, I'm like, oh, this is like a great story. I just feel like it should, I think I say this on episode, like it should be like a movie, you know? Kind of like. Like it's like Seth Rogen in it. Because it's like he goes to a bachelor party and like the fucking husband to be sleeps with the hooker. And it turns out that this husband to be is the husband to be of his sister.

And there's other brothers involved and people know and people want to tell and people don't want to tell. And it's this whole big family dilemma. And this guy calls in. And you know, I don't know that he was like looking for advice. or maybe just to get it like off his chest. I do wind up giving him advice and giving him good advice. And basically that's what we talk about.

We talk about this whole story, like how it went down, what went down, why people want to tell, why people don't want to tell, and what could possibly happen if they do tell. The wedding's like a couple weeks away. So I'm curious of what happens. I hope to get a part two on Dave's call.

But part one is really interesting. Like I said, this is like a bachelor party. You could say if you're a girl, a bachelor party gone bad. or if you're a guy, you could say a bachelor party gone really fucking great. I don't know. But anyway, I'm going to be right back on with Dave. So Dave, you have a great story.

I like love this story. Like this story should be in a fucking movie and like I even know the people I would cast in it. It's like a good guy movie. Okay? And I think this shit probably maybe goes down more often than we think. right? I don't know. Absolutely. Why don't you? So I posted an ad on Craigslist and you wrote in to me telling me that you had,

and you know, explaining your story. But like I want you to tell the story because this is like a really good story. And why don't you just like start at the beginning and just explain your deal? Like what's the deal? Okay. Well, my little sister is getting married. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Like I sent the email. And so I end up at the Bachelor party. You know, pretty much the whole family was invited.

You know, my two brothers. And anyway, so, you know, there was some adult female entertainment there, of course. You know, we had a hotel. sweet and everything. And, you know, there was... Okay, I mean, you're using, like, very proper terms here, but, like, when you say adult entertainment,

like, did you have, like, a stripper? Did you have, like, hookers? Because there is different variations of those things. I know this because I have a lot of guy friends. You know, some people will have, like, pretty, like, just R-rated adult entertainment. And then there's, like, hardcore X-rated adult entertainment. entertainment.

You know what I'm saying? Like, what was the kind of adult entertainment that you're talking about at this Bachelor party? Yeah, well, pretty much,

you know, Bachelor parties, I've never seen other than X-rated. You've never been, well, I mean, the R-rated ones

are like, maybe there's just like a stripper that strips. I'm talking about, yeah, they're always looking to make extra money.

The stripper. Oh, right. So they're always X-rated, so I'm wrong, right? Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know.

Yeah, I would say so, yeah. So when guy friends have told me there was just a stripper there, they're just leaving out the stuff that goes on behind closed doors? Yes, yes, yes. Okay, so at these bachelor, so, and everybody knows this race. So, like, everyone comes to this bachelor party, and is there, like, one stripper there, or are there a bunch of girls there? There was two.

Two. Two? Right. Now, let me ask you this, because this is, like, your little sister, and I know because, like, this is a whole family thing going on now because of this, that you're all kind of close, right? Your brothers, your sister. Now, were you guys, like, did you guys tell your sister,

or did she know ahead of time that there was going to be strippers at the party, or was that, like, a private thing? Yeah, she knew. She were hulkers. So she thought, like, what I thought, like, that there sometimes are, she thought it was, like, fun, just a stripper, no big deal, but they're not going to be making any extra money in the other room. Right. There's probably not even thinking they would be naked.

Right. So these strippers get totally naked. Right. And she's thinking maybe they're just regular strippers. They're just like topless. So you have two strippers there. Everybody like is invited. All you, your brothers, her husband, right? And. Yeah. It's friends. And shit goes down at this bachelor party, right? And this is like the mess that we're going to talk about. Right? Yeah Shit goes down with Her soon to be husband, right? Like that's the clincher ear Like that's the I mean

And I hate to bring up the end of the story But like because we're going to talk about it But you know Somehow her guy winds up fooling around With one of the hookers right? Or just something with it Yeah And what went down?

Like what happened? Like how do you know? Like Well, because it was obvious who was doing the what, you know. You know, people would, there was an adjacent room. Right. So for that reason. You know, so he went in the room with one of them.

And it was just obvious what he was doing, you know. I think one of his buddies paid for it. No shit. Right. So you know for a fact that your brother-in-law, right? The guy who's, well, he's not your brother-in-law yet. They're like literally getting married in a couple weeks from now. Three weeks from now, right?

You said? Right. Yep. Yep. And shit went down and you and your brothers know about it. And your other, you're the oldest brother, you said. So they like kind of listen to you for some reason. But like they know, I mean, this is the stuff that you told me.

They know about. it as well and they want to tell her right like they think yeah yeah they're what they're feeling of our sisters now right they feel bad for the sister do they did they like are you guys close like have you guys always been close with her guy like how long has she been how long has she been dating him or been with him right and you guys are like close in age like how old is how old is he and your sister like how old are they? They're the same age.

Right, but how old are they? They're in the 20s. What was that? They're in their late 20s. Okay, and how old are you? Yeah, I'm in my late 30s. Okay, and you have two other brothers who are younger than you, and they're the ones, because they all know. So the word got out that the guy did something, let me ask you this, because you said that, like, all the other parties you went to have been, like, you know,

X-rated work girls are always like sort of doing this thing on the side. Is it common that the guy, you know, the husband to be like is in the other room doing something? Like would you say that that happens a lot? Like most of the time, half of the time, barely. Well, you know, he's always a focus of, of the party. You know, he's the bachelor. Yeah. Um, he's usually not. He's usually not. not so hardcore like this. You know, the girls will dance around them or, you know, laugh dancing or something. But it's not, you know, usually he doesn't go off to another room like that. But it's...

But who does then? If it's, if it's, you just said it's not that hardcore. But you just told me before when I said, is it normally hardcore or R-rated? Like you said, no, it's always hardcore. No, but you asked about the... Oh, so you're saying a lot of the times the groom doesn't do anything, but other people at the party do. Right, right.

Right. So everybody else. What about the groom's father? Was the groom's father there? No, he wasn't. He wasn't there. His dad... I've seen at parties before where the bride's father would bang the hooker.

You're kidding. No, no, I've seen that. And then you go to the wedding afterwards and you see him with his wife, and you see him with his wife? Yeah, with his daughter getting married. Oh, my God. And so how hot were these hookers? Are they, like, hot? No, not at all. These hookers weren't hot, but people still full around with them? Sure, yeah.

Was he wasted, drunk? Like, I mean, like... Yeah, very. Everyone's very drunk. Were you shocked that he did it? I mean, you know this guy. You said you guys are, like, you're friendly with him, right? He's been with your sister for two years. Like, was it shocking to you that he would, like, quote, unquote, cheat on your sister,

like, right before her wedding in front of, kind of in front of everybody? Like, was that shocking to you? No. Not at all? No. You know, it's a guy, yeah. thing. It's a guy thing. So you, you subscribe.

So what about you? Are you also like, I mean, how long, I know you're married, because you told me in the email, you're married, right? And how long you've been with your wife? We've been married. Okay. And now, do you cheat? Have you cheated on her? And do you

cheat? Are you a cheater, too? Sure, yes. Sure. So is, okay, well, maybe I'm missing the question. I mean, mean, you didn't tell me anything in the email about this, but like, maybe this is the question I should ask is like, did you fool around with the hooker too? That's what brings up on the whole problem with this. Oh, okay.

All right. I'm a little confused because I thought when you emailed me, the problem was that like, because the deal is this, okay? This is like really what happens. He sleeps with, you know, the hooker. your brothers know, your younger brothers know. They are freaked out by it. They don't like that it happened. They think that your sister should be told.

One of your brother's wife found out, I guess he told, like, did he tell his wife? Yes, he told her. Right, okay, so he told her, and then the other wives found out, right? Your wife knows at this point, and you're the one. Everybody. Everybody.

Right, so you're the two brothers. you the wise and everyone except you right wants to tell her i thought the problem was like you didn't want to ruin your sister's life by ruining her marriage to this guy right because like listen if you guys tell her or you know what i mean that this went down like like she could potentially cancel the whole wedding like her whole life will be ruined right and that's what i thought that's what i thought was the reason, but is it also you don't want to tell her because you don't want her to find out that you fooled around with the hook or two? Because that makes more sense. Yeah.

Yeah. It's my wife. Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm just confused because you didn't really put that in the email. Like I didn't know that you also cheated.

Like I said, I thought the problem was that you just didn't want to like ruin this, your sister's life because you don't think it's that big of a. deal. So, but you don't, but now it makes sense. You don't think it's that big of a deal because you did it too and you do it and you just think it doesn't really, I'm assuming you're like a typical guy that doesn't really think it means anything if you cheat kind of thing, right? It's not, you know, for all these people to tell each other and this and that. It's a, you know, it was just another Saturday night. Right, but it is three weeks before. the wedding, okay, this guy is marrying your sister, you know, like, and it is, and he did do it in front of people enough that, like, everybody, like you said, it was kind of obvious that he went into the

room, you know what I mean? Like, did he cop to it? Did, like, anyone, like, I mean, because how did, like, your brothers that want to, you know, that are, like, furious and want to tell your sister, right? How does anyone know for sure? Like, like, I mean, because how did, like, your brothers that want to, you know, Like, how do you know if he was really wasted that he definitely did anything in that room? Like, maybe he just went in there and didn't do anything. You know what I'm saying? No, no. Yeah, no, no, no.

Take it in there with the hooker. Okay, let me ask you this. What did you do with the hooker? And you, by the way, you just said before, like, they weren't even that hot, but you still, like, what do you do with it? Right? Yeah. I mean, on a scale of one to ten, what were they? a five. A five! Oh my gosh. Yeah, it's not, you know, it's not easy to get everything. You got a good-looking girl that's going to do everything, you know, you got to get to the bottom of the barrel.

Oh, my. So literally. You know, you obviously never been to a bachelor party. No, do they let girl? Okay, but let's it. Okay, I've never heard about, like, besides the fives, okay, the hooker fives, the five hookers that are at the party. There's no girls at a bachelor party. So, yeah, of course, I've never been to a bachelor party. They're just for men.

Yeah, I've never been. I don't know why I just, because, like, I guess because guys, like, get them and it's, like, a big thing and stuff. I would assume they'd be, like, maybe at least sevens. I mean, five is pretty. bad. You know, if they're really good looking, they're not going to be going off in the other room, blowing everybody with, uh...

How much does it cost? Like, how much did, okay, let me ask you this. Did you fuck the girl? Did you get a blow job? Like, what went down in the room when you were in that? I just... Okay, and how much do you, does she ask for a tip? Is she, like, like, how does the transaction go down?

Like, is there, like a sheet that goes around and, like, like, a menu, like blow jobs? No, no. How do you know how much it is? You know, like a little sense. Oh, so that, is that typically how it goes down? Like, they kind of like after they do their show, because I'm assuming there's a show. Yeah. Yeah, there's a show.

And then they try to recruit people into the other room to make extra money. Yeah. Let me ask you this, because, you know, I mean, to me, it's so scandalous that the husband went in there, and it's totally fucked up. But let me, I mean, the rest of the guys at the place, probably a lot of them are... Yeah, her husband to be. Yeah, her husband to be.

Yeah, I'm sorry, her husband to be. Yeah, that's scandalous enough. But, like, probably a lot of the other guys that are there are married. Like, would you say that a lot of people, like, wind up going in the other room and get blowjobs? Or, like, no. Like, what's the percentage at a bachelor party of the men who are, like, going into the other room? I would say... 40%.

Right. Have you ever, so you always get a blow, like is that your thing? Like you'll get a blowjob for 50 bucks even from a five. Sure. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That's why I look forward. Really? For the blowjob. Have you ever fucked any of them? Yeah, sure. You have?

Yes. How come you didn't fuck this one? Like, I mean, what's the difference? Oh. Like, you know. Yeah. Right. So just a blowjib.

So if they're like, Like what number on a scale of 1 to 10, what do they have to be for you to fuck them? A six? Well, you know, it depends on a lot of, you know, it depends on how drunk I am. And, you know, it's not proportionate with just a scale of how they look. Right. Well, let me ask you this. Now, because you guys all saw him go into the room so you know that he was doing.

something. Do your brothers and like did they all see you go into so do they know that you like cheat on your wife or like do you keep, is that like a big secret from them? Because this is like very incestuous like everybody's at this party you know and there's like a lot of

things going on like you're cheating on your wife and so your brothers don't know about it. But yet your brothers know that their sisters soon to be husband cheated. Yeah. Right? They know that. But, I mean, like, I don't know.

I know that you know because you went into the room and you got a blowjup from her. Like, I mean, can't even if say they wind up telling the, like, can't he just deny it and say, like, I didn't do anything in that room? Do you know what I mean? Like, you don't really know. I mean, we know, but, do you know what I'm saying? We know. We know. There's no denying it.

And, I mean, just for it to get brought up. is enough to throw everything through a loop. Right. And so you don't want them to know now, A, because you don't want to throw the wedding into the loop and B, because what happened was,

because there's also an issue with your wife, right? Like, you told me in the email that, like, your wife, and this is why I didn't think that you, I didn't get the whole cheating thing with you because you were telling me in the email that, like, your wife was upset with you because she, She also found out because the other wife told her, right?

Everyone knows about this shit. And you're the only one that doesn't want to say anything. And she was getting on your case. Like, why don't you want to say something? Like if you, you know what I mean? Like, it kind of like, not calling your bluff, but like why wouldn't you want to tell somebody that someone cheated, you know, if you're not a fucking cheater yourself kind of thing.

And you didn't mention though in the email that you were cheated. So now I see, I mean, like your wife is like probably perplexed. Like why don't, and what do you say to your wife? Like, what's the reason why you don't want him to know? Because I don't want to ruin. And he's a great guy, too. I mean, just because he, you know, find some hooker one night at his bachelor party.

He's still a good guy. And he's not married. Right. Mm-hmm. But it is your sister. You don't feel any, like, kind of, like, weird thing. Like, because it's like your sister. I don't know.

Maybe you're younger sister. Is your sister? Closer and age to the younger ones, and she's like, are you close with her? Yeah, we're close. You're talking about my sister finding a guy that doesn't exist. Oh, I see what you're trying to say. So you're, you're, you're, you're, you come from the belief that like most guys cheat, right? Right.

Right. And, but what about your younger brothers? Do you think that they're cheat? I mean, why don't you want them to know? Like, I mean, what are your, what's the deal with your younger brothers? and obviously they don't because why do they want to tell? Like, what's the deal with them? Yeah, you know, they're, they're, they're, really?

What do you mean strange care? Are you close with them? Yeah, we're close. We're close. Right, but they're like, they're just, do you know for a fact? I mean, maybe they're like you because you don't let them know what you're doing. But I would think. Right, exactly.

You know, I'm sure, you know, I'm sure they, they do their, they're probably just Yeah, but if they did, why wouldn't they be like you want, but why would they want to tell her then? Like, I don't understand why they would want to tell her if they totally think, if they're cheaters too. You know what I mean? Oh, they want to tell her, they want to kill this guy there, you know.

This was the worst thing that could ever happen in their eyes. Right, but I think personally, and like that maybe that's kind of like a more normal reaction. I don't know. And I guess your reaction is because you don't want to get caught yourself. Right? Yeah, right.

You know? Well, I mean, has your wife ever, like, does your wife totally trust you? Would she be totally shocked if she found out? I mean, like, that you're... Well, I think she's more in denial and it doesn't need this, like, thrown in her face, you know? What do you mean in denial?

like shit on some level i think uh as well you know as orange is no um proof of any of my shenanigans uh you know in front of her in black and white i think uh i'm okay right okay and you think that she so do you think on some level maybe she does kind of know yeah i think so and how come i mean like what what But, you know, I travel a lot for business, and sometimes she can't get a hold of me for a few days. And, you know, she accused me of being up to things with coworkers and stuff, you know. Right, okay. But she's never, without any proof, she's never been able to say.

So this must freak her out then. So then that's why she's freaked out that you don't want to say anything because it probably raises her suspicion about you. Don't you think? Right. Yeah. Yeah. I think you're absolutely right.

Right. And so that's why. And so how come no one said anything? Like, I mean, your brothers are listening to, like, it doesn't make sense because, like, everybody wants to tell her. And I think that that is that. Right. I personally don't think.

I, and I know that people are going to think that this is, like, really terrible to say. Uh-huh. Right. I don't think. I mean. mean it's hard because if it was my sister like I don't know that's why I think it's like I get that your brothers are so furious with him and they want to kick his ass and tell your sister because they feel protective and they're so close right you know what I mean but I don't I don't but I get where

you're coming from whereas you know like it could be really difficult for her to find a guy who doesn't cheat but like maybe a guy who doesn't cheat on his fucking bachelor or party night. You know what I'm saying? Let me ask you this. Did you have a bachelor party when you were married 12 years ago? Oh yeah. Yeah, I had a good look. And you fooled around the home? They were, they were, they were a little hotter than these ones. And so you fooled around at your bachelor party on your wife? Yeah, I did. I guess. So this is just a common thing? yeah so like where does it like where does it

kind of stand now like this is you know everybody wants to tell except you for some reason is it because you're the older like how come no how come like the majority doesn't rule like if everyone wants to tell her like why is everyone listening to you

that's a good question and I think I think I can only hold this back for so long I think they eventually are going to tell her. But there is a part of them that doesn't want to ruin the wedding for her. And that's what you got a bank on. Right.

That's what you have to focus on. Because she's so, they know how devastates for the wedding. Right. Uh-huh. You know. You know. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, no.

Totally. You have to. That's what. poor girl. Right, and that's the stance you have to sort of really stick to and hold on to because, but this is the problem when you have women involved.

The fact that all the wives know is a very dangerous thing because girls have big mouths. I'm a girl, I know. We have fucking big mouths. It's very hard to

keep your mouth shut. And they're trying to weigh it against, you know, her being devastated now or being devastated six months from now when the guy's up to some shenanigans and she catches them then, you know, and there. But I just don't know how, like, these girls, like this, the problem is, like, we all understand why you could just, like,

be at that wedding and spend the rest of your life with his brother-in-law and be fine with it. I'm sure your guy brothers could get over their anger and eventually forget about it because guys could compartmentalize shit and that's the way men are. But women are different. I just think the scary thing, I mean, it's almost like, you know, I don't know. And this will be good for the show if they do wind up saying. I mean, no offense, but if anything like that happens, I totally want you to call back in

and give me the scuba jump of what happens. If it does get back to her. But like, you know, how are these women, you know, who this is going to be like their brother-in-law and they're, you know, if they know that he, what he did, it's going to be hard for them to just like pretend. Like say they don't say anything and they get married, you know, these women may hold a really big grudge against this guy. And your sister might be like, you know, perplexed by it. You know, it's going to be hard. I think the worst thing that you have going against you right now is the fact that the wives now.

I'm really, I'm serious. Like, you could be in trouble. And this is what I have to say. And this is what I would say to the guy who's marrying your sister. Okay. And this is what you should tell him, if anything does go down, okay, is to just deny, deny, deny. You could say all you want that.

you know for a fact that he did something in there. But like, I'm assuming that you guys go in alone, right? Like, it's not like people are having, right? Right? So he could just say. Yeah, there is absolutely, you know, room to deny. Well, that's what you have to do. Nobody has pictures.

Nobody saw anything. Yeah, you don't know. That guy, all he has to say is that there is, I just went in there because I felt bad because she was like, you just said she was like a sales. woman, okay? He, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, this is what you have to give him. Like, you, like, okay, you have to, I don't even know if letting him know that everyone

knows and people might say it. Does he know that people know when people want to say something to her? Or is he like... Not at all. No, not at all. Maybe he doesn't even remember. He was really drunk? Yeah, it's possible.

Well, you know, that's the stance he needs to take. If anything goes down and you feel like people are going to wind up saying shit, you need to talk to him and have a conversation with him and just tell him to just deny it. I mean, I'm sure that's what he'll do. And you got to back him up and just say the guy was like really wasted, probably blacked out drunk. He probably couldn't have done anything anyway. Do you know what I mean? And that's what he has to say. And you have to say, like they were fives.

They were fucking ugly. Yeah, right. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. That's what really is what that. No, that issue just, deny this. Right, because I'm sorry, but I hate to say this, but I just feel like you might not be able to hold this at bay.

Even though you are right now, even if the wedding's going to go on, and even if three weeks goes by and they don't say anything before the wedding, I just think because, and this is where it's bad, the wives, because the wives know that somehow it could come up and come out. And if it does, like, you just have to like, you know, get a hold of that guy so that he doesn't snitch on you. And if he snitches on you or turns into a whole thing, you don't have to say the same thing.

Just deny it. Nobody knows for sure. I mean, you told me that you got a blow job from a five. But I'm sure you're only admitting that because you're on a show and I don't know who the fuck you are. anonymous, but like, I mean, you know, like, there's a reason why you snuck in and out of that room incognito. Right. But, you know, I just think that, like, you have to deny it, too. I mean, for real. Like, it would be like, I would never fuck those girls.

They were skanks. You know what I mean? That's the stance you got to take, right? Oh, yeah. Right. And, like, I'm assuming because you said there's been times where your wife has accused you and stuff and you just denied. Like, how many times of, like, I mean, do you?

cheat on your, like, do you have, like, full-blown affairs ever? Like, because you said she, like, has accused you of, like, fully around people at work. Like, do you have real, like, have you had any kind of relationship just behind her back or do you just strictly do this kind of shit, like a blowjob here or there from a hooker? Yeah, just a thing. Right. So you, you cheat on her, but it's more just like, I mean, do you love your wife? Like, do you have a good relationship? Because I think that there's different

variations of cheating, right? I think some guys cheat because, you know, they're not happening. at all at home and they're miserable but they're not going to leave their wives and they're like fucking other people but there's a lot of guys who cheat that love their wives but they just need variety right like that's the thing with guys it's very different from women i think like they just need variety it's just like like look you'll get a blowjob from a five i think women can't understand that you know what i mean like for real like i think that's why like it's And this is like a really weird side note.

I don't think, I don't think, uh, no, I know, but that's how, I don't think girls can understand that guys are even like that. Like, because I'm going to tell you a weird thing that I see with nannies because I have a baby. And this is kind of like a side note, but it kind of goes with what we're talking about is like, you know, I think that women think that men are different than they really are. Like, look, you'll get a blowjup from a five, right? And like, did the five have a hot body or was she a five from top to bottom? or was she a five like her face was a five. Like did she have a hot body? Yeah.

No, the body was okay. Right, and that's my point. Okay, I tell all, like, I have a baby now and I see people. I don't have a guy, so I don't have to worry what my fucking nanny looks like, okay? But we all know, you know, that story about Arnold Schwarzenegger and we had a fucking baby with, okay? We all know why he had a baby with her because he just probably wanted to see those big, huge tits that that lady had. I mean, she was busted from head to toe everywhere else, but she had the, these gigantic tits.

And I really believe probably as a man, he was just like needed to fuck those tits probably. Yeah, just something, yeah, just something, anything to focus on. Yeah, whatever. And I see these nannies, right? And I see that a lot of them are like busted. And I think like, oh, that girl,

that's the wife probably thinks of, oh, it's great, she's ugly. Like my husband would never fuck her. But a lot of times these girls are like, you know, Latin and they have like the hottest bodies you've, ever seen in your life. Do you know what I mean? Or are they like a, the best ass you've ever seen that it got, you know.

And I'm like, oh my God, like people don't understand. Like if you want a nanny in your house that your husband would never fuck if you're, because you might think your husband will fuck your nanny, then make sure you get a woman with the worst body. I mean, she could be a 10 in the face. It's the body that's the problem. Because when guys are cheating, they're cheating with. tits and ass, they're not cheating with a face.

That's what girls don't get, you know? I think that girls think like, oh, like nobody would fuck her. She's a five, right? And that's what you have working for you in this situation, that if your sister ever found out, if your wife ever to find, you just be like she was so ugly and girls will believe that you wouldn't fuck an ugly girl or you wouldn't get a blowjep from an ugly girl, even though we all know that that's not true most of the time.

And listen, there are a lot of guys that would be like, Kathy, you're totally wrong. I'm not like that. You know what I mean? But I think, like, the real regular guys that are like really like guy like, you know, like, you know, just the ones who cheat and the ones that, the majority of guys that are like that. Like, that is the case, right? I'm right. Yep. Yep.

Absolutely. Yeah. And it's just like, so this is a PSA to girls that have nannies. like make sure if you get a nanny like I said she could be beautiful in her face the face doesn't matter it's the body and if you want to pick a body make sure she has no waist

no tits and a flat ass seriously and they were born a really old no because Arnold's what was old I have a friend who I think fucks old women no let me tell you my guy doctor guy there's a doctor guy who's been on my podcast

before and he I really believe he has a fetish for old ladies and let me tell you the other thing about old ladies no there are like older women I mean white women age really bad poorly I'm a white woman and like you got it's harder to keep it together as a white woman but bodies on Latin women okay like let me tell you I go into Dr. Guy's office and he's got all these women from like Dominican Republic coming in there and they're like 65 years old and they have like really hot bodies I mean like bodies that are like, oh my God, they should be like, like, I'm really serious. So like, they hold up, you know what I mean? Also, black women's bodies hold up at when they get older. So I don't think it's age. I think it's like the body. Like, you have to make sure that the body is really busted and not attractive in a sexual way at all.

No girls with huge tits, even if they look like Arnold's maid. Because look, he still fucked the maid and got her pregnant, you know. and poor Maria Shriver must have been so perplexed. Yeah. You know what I mean? When she picked that maid, she was like, there's no way he's going to fuck her. She's ugly and fat, but it didn't matter. She had the hugest tits.

So anyway, I'm very off topic, but I feel like I got like your whole story. I really hope in a weird way, and I know this is kind of mean for me to say, but like whatever, that it all does, like she does find out. you know, just because I, and if she finds out before the wedding, like I want to know, like, what would happen. And the sad thing is, is I think that, or not the sad thing, but I think I would bet money that even if she wound up finding out before the wedding, that she would still go, you know, the train has left the station.

Yes, when women put together, women that are into weddings are so into them. There's so much planning. And there's so much stuff that goes down, you know, to get to, like, she's three weeks before the biggest day in her life. And I just think that all he'd have to do is say, baby, I didn't do anything in that room. Like, I swear to you, I didn't. And she would believe him because she wants to get married. She wants to have that wedding. She has to have that wedding.

She would never, she would, it would, I think that that would be really hard. So, you know, I still think. it's good that you're keeping these people from saying something and you should try to keep them from saying something. And I would use that analysis that I just said that she, like, even if you told her, she probably would not believe them anyway. That's what happens when you talk. Well, I hope never ever finds out about it. Yes, me too. I just say that for my show because I would love to do a part two where she finds out. And we see that I'm right that she still marries him or she finds out later because these wives wind up telling her at some point because they can't keep their mouths shuts.

And then we see what happens. Because, you know, if it's three years into her marriage, it might be a different story, you know, than when it's three weeks before her wedding. You know, people to call up a wedding, I've seen some people on the verge of marrying somebody who they have like a wretched relationship with and they wind up like divorcing like eight months after the wedding. And you're like, why the fuck didn't you do it before? But I think it's just because people don't want to, like, call off that big day, you know, just too much of an investment. So anyway. Okay, Dave.

So, you know, good luck to you. I think you're fine, even if it's anyway. Like, I think you're fine. Even if, like, your wife finds out, you're, all you guys all have to do is just deny it. Everything happened behind closed doors and the girls were ugly, so don't worry about it. Right. But, you know. Yeah, I think you'll be fine

And, you know, I mean If I were you You know, maybe when you're at Like family functions You shouldn't fuck the hookers in front of it Yeah Yeah, you might be on to something there Yeah, so anyway

So, you know, be careful And keep me posted And good luck with everything I will Okay, all right, good luck Bye, thanks Bye, bye, bye Okay, I just want to tell you

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