Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 191 - Trey is Promoting his Five Day Blow Job Event

Episode Date: August 14, 2017

Trey (episodes 131 & 136) loves giving blow jobs so much that he holds these underground blow job events where he continuously blows guys and he calls in again to promote the newest one, which is going to last for five full days. That's five days of him blowing guys, and going down on the occasional woman, one after another. Why does he do these events? Where does he do these events? How can you attend one of these events and get a bj from Trey? Tune on to find out all the details plus hear a whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I give good advice. It's not professional advice, but I think I give good advice. Send me an email at strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com. I have two things to talk about. Well, one thing I'm going to tell you is about the guy who's going to be on today. But before I get to Trey and his big five-day blow-dees. job session, extravaganza event or whatever the fuck you want to call it. It's, I'm going to explain about that.

I just want to talk about my last podcast from last week, Molly and her, Molly promiscuous Molly, a lot of guys email me about her, especially this one guy who emails me a bunch, and he was like, what does Molly look like? And I think maybe I asked her on the first podcast what she looks like, but I didn't on this one. And I think people, especially the guys out there, that listen to her episode, want, like, or want a visual, right, of like this girl, this unicorn that exists. That'll just like fuck random guys and it's just totally cool within love sex and is just living that life

that I think most guys wish women would live more, right? So anyway, so I was like, you know, I'm going to email Molly because I'm not going to have her back on the show anytime soon, right? But I know that people will continue to listen to her episode. So the deal is, with Molly. So I email her right and I'm like what do you look like can you just give me like a brief description and I'll tell my listeners on the next intro and she was like oh here's some pictures I'm attaching some pictures and basically blah and I was just like I don't want to see your fucking pictures like I really like for people to remain anonymous I'm an addict so I'm a black or white kind person so I'm just like if it's anonymous I needed everyone to be anonymous so I don't want to

see this picture so I didn't look at the pictures on my phone because they were like on the bottom but I'll tell you what her description said she's just said you know because she's described herself too. And she said like her one defining feature is that she's over six feet tall, which to me always makes somebody like more attractive on the scale of one to ten. Like say someone's a six, they become like an eight if they're tall. Like height really male or female for me, I think. It just gets you up like a notch and a half, right? But anyway, she has brown hair, brown eyes. She's over six feet tall. She said she was never considered heavy, but she did say that she had lost 30 pounds when she started, you know, having all this sex. So she's obviously skinny.

and she's got to have a good body and she's got to be pretty hot, right? Because she did fuck a bunch of NBA players and stuff and it's just like, it's not like, and I think they were former NBA players, but you know, guys like that could get girls. You know what I'm saying? So it's not like they're just going to fuck anyone.

So she can't be like a four. She's got to be an eight, like for sure, I think. Like I said, I didn't look at the pictures. She sent them to me. So you just got to use the visual. Just, you know, I say an eight, six feet tall, good body and really into sex. So if you haven't listened to her podcast now that you have the visual, go listen to it because it's really interesting. And now I'm going to get to who I have on today,

which is Trey. Trey is a guy who I've had on before as well. And he's like a guy that just loves to have dicks in his mouth. He loves jizz too. Okay. So he just like, he likes to give a lot of blowjubs and he swallows. And he creates these like blowjob events. He's sort of like a real technical guy. He's like really interesting the way that he talks. And you'll see what I mean when you listen to the show. Because, like I said, he likes blow jobs, and that's really all he really likes to do in his life. And so he creates these like underground events that he's had.

He's had a 24-hour, a 48-hour. And now he's doing a five-day blowjob extravaganza. He's been on my show twice before. When he talked about the 24-hour blowjob event, the second time, it was the 48-hour blowjob event. and I give the exact episode numbers when I'm talking to him on the podcast. But this podcast is going to talk about his five-day event. Now, this is like literally when he says it's a five-day event,

that means that he is giving blowjobs every 15 minutes for five days straight. I think he takes a couple of breaks here and there. We talk all about it. You'll get the details when you listen. And he's doing this in a bunch of different cities across the United States. Now, he emailed me to be back on the show because he wants, I think he just wants like to advertise. it right and get the word out.

He doesn't have the exact dates, the one in, I think, Texas or some shit like that, Austin, maybe, I think Austin. I don't know, this will be in the podcast. He's doing soon, I think, at the end of September. But if you live in a place and you want him to come to town because you're just looking for like a free, really good blow job, he's willing to give it to you. Just sent him an email. He wanted to give me, he wanted me to give him.

He wanted me to give him. just it's a great oral event at gmail.com that's great oral event at gmail.com he also gives out that email address in the podcast if you live in his area and he'll talk about his area again I think it's Austin Texas maybe it's on you know Austin is Austin and Texas um he gives this information in the podcast but he really like he's look he looks for right now what he's always looking for it's like people in his area that just want blowjubs all time and you could become one of his regular so if you live there you could email him there uh he's an equal opportunity blower which means he'll blow fucking anybody and you'll hear all about

that in the podcast but he uh he's looking for that and he's also looking for cities where he should take this event too so right into him if you live someplace and you want a blow job whether you're married straight gay legless homeless homeless in a wheelchair he'll blow you and he does it good like this is all he does and he swallows and there's no condoms or anything and it's a good time. So let's get right to the podcast with Trey and he will explain all of the information. But like I said, if you want to be a part of the event at the end of September or you want him to come to a city that you live in or you just want blowjubs when you go out to Austin, email him at create oral event at gmail.com. But listen in because he gets into all the details about the five-day event on this

episode. So I'll be right back on with Trey. How are you doing today? I'm doing great. It's great to be back with you again. I know. I lost you for a while. You've done a part one, a part two, and now we're doing a part three. And I've been wanting to do a part three with you for a while because each time I talk to you, you do share your plans for the future, right?

And it's always like bigger and better. You are like the blowjob king. You like nothing more than to have dicks in your mouth. And you love. Well. Right? that is very true yes and yeah we're trying to you know we're not just trying to be the yeah we're trying not just to be bigger we're trying to now be the best and we're trying uh we've got a lot of plans

coming forward but you're absolutely right yeah because that's i mean to be bigger and better yeah and for people who don't know who you are your tray right and what you do is you have blowjob parties and when you say we it's not like you and somebody else are doing the blow jobs you You have somebody who helps you, sort of like an event coordinator, but it's really just you blowing a ton of guys. And if you do a 24-hour blowjob party, which I think we spoke about, you, that means you were blowing guys for 24 hours. Then you did a 48-hour, and you did, you, blew you alone, blew guys for 48 hours. And then after that, I think that was when we left off. You were planning on doing like a 48 hours and, you know, whatever.

And at this point, you're doing, like, even more than that, right? So, like, get us up to speed. We are, well, let me tell you a little bit about the back history, and then I'm going to tell you about where we're going. But, yes, we have, I do have somebody that helps me, and he actually is more of the coordinator because really, we kind of joke about this, both of us, but, you know, who has the harder job, somebody who needs to go out and find all these people to come.

come in or me actually doing the blow jobs. The event coordinator has the harder job. Because you love the blow jobs. You're not doing this for work. You're doing this for pleasure. It's all for pleasure and it is all 100% free. There's no money ever exchanged anything like that. So it's all free and stuff like that.

And yes. And so what we do is we go in and we've now done this in a couple different cities. and where we go in and we just will do a 24 or 48 hour nonstop. We just try to get as many guys as we can to come in. And we've been very successful. It's amazing if you tell guys they can get a free blow job, how many guys show up. Yeah. But the problem is, you know, with every email.

email or phone call you get, you know, probably about half of them don't show. So it's always a, we're always trying to, uh, to keep that, that schedule going and keep it full. But yeah, that's like anybody that throws a party. I think I've said this before. Like if I, I, I used to throw lots of parties when I was younger. And if I wanted 50 people to show up at a party, you have to invite 150. If you want 20, you have to invite a hundred. Like, you know, that's just the way it goes for any kind of event, right? So you guys have learned or, You know ahead of time that that's the deal, right? But you're talking about a party, and we're talking about scheduled times, meaning I can't have 20 guys.

Right. I can't have 20 guys showing up all at once, right. And so it doesn't work that way. Yeah, your poor event coordinator. It's kind of like giving haircuts or massages or whatever. You've got to have a schedule, and you want people that can be committed to it. And then one of the things we do is we try to find people who are, you know, hey, can you come in between like 6 p.m. and midnight if we just text you and call you. And that way we can have like four or five people who are just on standby.

And that way they can fill in any gaps. And we try to do that throughout all of our parties. And so we've been very successful. We started out doing just a standard 24-hour party, which is basically what that is, that's 48 people. That's 30 minutes a person. Some guys will come in five minutes, three minutes. Some guys come, you know, they don't come. I mean, you know, it takes some time.

It just depends on their age and everything that's going on. But we started out doing just the 24 hours. Then we expanded it to 48 hours. And wait, let me just step in really quick and just say that if they want to hear all about the 24 hour, what went down at that? That's episode 131. And then the second one that you did was the 48 hours. That's episode 136.

So if anyone wants to listen to those ones, they could listen to those. Okay, keep going. They can. Well, and what we're going to do now is we're going to do something that is, it's a radical concept, and this is going to be very stressful, but it is the Marine Hell Week, is what we're calling it. But it is 120 hours. It is five days. Oh, my God. Wait, between the 48 hour and the five day, have you had, because we haven't spoken for a while.

while we sort of lost touch. Like have you done anything else in between? Are you jumping from 48 hours two days to five weeks? Well, hold on. We have never increased beyond 48 hours. But what we have done is we have taken it from city to city. And so we've gone from city to city and have kind of have gone into, you know, we went to Chicago, we went to Denver. We were in New Orleans. You know, I'm based in in Austin, Texas, and that's where this one's going to be. But we just go from place to place to place, and we've been doing 48 hours, and it's pretty intense, and, you know, it takes some stamina. But we are, we're going to try to up the game, and we're going to see what's going to happen

here, and we're going to, I've never gone beyond 48 hours. So to answer your question directly, never have gone over that. Right. Why didn't you just increase like a day? Why the five? Is there somebody else that does three days and you want to just like, you know, sort of get the record or what is the deal? The party coordinator was an ex-marines.

And they would go five days without, they would go five days without food, without sleep. And that was part of their training. and now I do eat. I do have about a 10-minute break every day, I mean, multiple times a day to eat. And I'll always have food there, et cetera, or water and drinks. But we're going to try to go five days. And that is going to be intense. I mean, that is totally intense.

Yeah, totally. I can't imagine I mean I can't imagine just staying up watching Netflix for five days let alone being physically active for five days so this will be something different for you know

for me to experience and so we are we're going to try it we're going to see what happens and how many guys remind me how many guys you had at the 48 because I'm trying to figure out how many guys you could possibly blow in the five days. Or have you guys come up with that number?

Well, well, that's 120 hours, which would mean literally 240 blow jobs. Right, but you have to squeeze in some breaks, right? There are breaks, and when you said how many guys, you know, see, that's a different question as well, because sometimes the guys will come back. Okay, well, how many, no, more like how many blow jobs? Yeah, so, you know, this, the goal for this would be close to 240. Now, there will be some breaks. There has to be breaks.

But the breaks are going to be short. We are still trying to plan out the master schedules. and that is going to be, you know, where we try to come up with where the breaks fit in and kind of when we put in a 15-minute break here, 15-minute break there, we really only want a 10-minute break, but we're doing 15-minute breaks just because telling people to show up at 210 sounds strange versus 215. Right. So we do 15-minute breaks, but we're not doing many of those.

throughout the day. We're going to see if we can't get close to the 200 mark. But what about, are you doing the whole thing besides the blowjubs? Are you also going for like, oh, no eating, no, because like that's what they do in the Marines? Like, when do you're going to eat? I'm going to eat. I will eat during those breaks. I am going to eat.

But it is a very, we've already talked about the food. It's going to be fruits, vegetables. It's going to be light. It's nothing heavy. Again, when people. come in, everybody has a different definition of a blowjob. Some people want to sit there and, and I think we talked about this before, maybe not, I don't remember. Some people sit there passively, which is totally fine. They just sit, they lie down, and I'll do all the work. Sometimes

they want me to get into a deep throat position and they can either deep throat or they will face fuck and they will go they'll go pretty intense when that happens you can't have a lot of food in your stomach for obvious reasons so technical

well you know well it's very technical but I'm going to say it's experience yeah yeah yeah but also your guy listen the guy the guy that you hired work for the Marines right so that's like his background and how like sort of diligent he is with sort of everything, right?

And the way he really is a good event coordinator, I got to say, because he probably comes up with a lot of this stuff, or do you? No, no, he's coming up with a lot of it, and he's pushing me, and what we would like to do, I mean, I'd be honest with you, what we'd like to do is to take this, this is going to sound crazy, but we'd like to take it across a good part of America over the next year or two. Like an underground circuit.

You know, like they do with the circus, but this is like an underground blowjob party. And like you did say in the email that it's sort of picking up steam and becoming popular, your 48 hours ones. So has like the word gotten out? Yes, but yes, it has. Oh, yes. The thing is when we go into a new community, a new city, they don't know about it yet. Right.

And so they're like, what? And things like that. And one of the things I do, and I, I have to be honest, and this is totally honest. And I'm amazed by this, but I have absolutely zero STDs. I get tested all the time. And I actually have the reports, and I will put the report out there for everybody to see when they show up. But yeah, I have no STDs, which is amazing for the anonymous,

sort of culture this is bringing in. Right, because you're not putting condoms on their dicks before you suck them. No. No. No. But do you think though really because don't you think, because like I remember talking to you about like, because you're a gay man, right, but you don't really like to get fucked in the ass or like to, like you just really like blow jobs and you don't have relationships and like. That's right. So I think like, I don't know. I don't think it's that like easy to get. Not easy, but I don't

think it's that common to get an STD from a blowjob, right? Do you? Right. No. I mean, it is a very, I mean, it is a lower risk. Anytime you do swallow, semen, come, whenever, anytime you do that, you know, there's always a risk involved. But, you know, I've had, you know, my hepatitis B vaccination, and I've had everything else. And you're fine. And I can, and everything's good. I think if you were getting like fucked in the ass or like, you know, other stuff like that, like it would be like 10,000 times more likely that like you would get something. But I think with blow jobs, I mean, I don't know. I've never been afraid to get someone a blow job for like an SDD.

Well, you're looking at herpes and syphilis and things like that. But none of that has ever come up. Okay, that's good. And I'll be honest with you, you know, the thing is when we start to advertise and we start to promote this, one of the things we get a lot of, is we get a lot of, we get a ton of, and Darren, one of the guys who helps promote all this as well, he's, he's not the event coordinator, but he's kind of a promoter of it, but he gets business people in, who are in town for that time. and so you get these married 50-year-old men and they're just here to get a free blowjob.

Hey, listen, I remember that was one of the really interesting things that we spoke about in one of the episodes where you talked about how, because I'm like, how do you know that they're married and like you said that they take their ring off, right? But you still see an indent in their finger. Remember telling me that? You see, you know, you see the indent, you see more. And all your listeners need to know this. You see the tan line. Oh.

You see the tan line. Oh, my God, I thought it was the imprint. But, oh, the tan line, too. That's a good one. It's the tan line. Yep. And they will take off a ring. And I will tell you this, you know, because some of our parties we have done.

We've had women show up. What? To watch? No. For what? No. To participate. But what are you doing to them?

I'm confused. I'm servicing them orally as well. Wait a second, Trey. This is something very new. I just said you were gay. I just said you were gay. I am gay. I am gay.

Maybe you're bi. Yes. Well, let me tell you this. Okay, okay. Okay, okay. Okay, so if you say I'm gay, bye, straight, whatever. That doesn't matter. How did the women get involved?

Look at the dickometer. I'm going to call it a dickometer. But, okay, if I'm sucking off a cock, I'm hard. If I'm licking, you know, a pussy, I'm not. Okay. But I will do it. Okay, but why? And how did you get these women?

I'm fascinated by this. Well, because usually they come with a boyfriend or a husband. Okay. And so they come as a couple. And so one will go, you know, yeah, I'd like to get blown. And the other one's like, yeah, I'd like to be eaten out. And so we've had for the last two parties, we've actually had women show up. And, you know, with men.

Kind of with men, typically, I mean, we've had, I think, maybe a couple just by themselves, but mostly they're as a pair. And, you know, and it's okay. But, but again, if you're looking at my dichometer, if you're asking if I'm gay or straight, you know, if I were to go down right now and, yeah, look out of pussy, you know, I'm not, I'm not hard, but let me tell you, and this is the funny thing, then this is, and all you're listening, listeners need to know this. I'm gay. I don't get into it and I'm probably better than 90% of the guys out there. How do you know? Well, because of this. Because my tongue and jaw muscles are

phenomenal. Right, because of all the blowjobs. Right. And, and I know, I, you know, I know where the, the, you know, where the clit is and we're going to, you know, we're going to focus on that. You know the mechanics. Like, you know the mechanics, right? And you have the strength and the, whatever. Well, I know the mechanics, but I also have the experience. Let me, I mean, again, you know, I'm a gay guy and I probably have eaten more pussy than most of the guys who are listening to this. And I'm gay.

Okay. So let me just tell you that. are these two parties. Okay, but let me say this. So, because we never got into this in the past, and we typically on these episodes, normally I dig deep with people, but I don't do that with you because there's so much to get out of just like your

fucking party planning and all the blow jobs and the stats and everything. I've never gotten into other stuff, but it's like fascinating to me. Like you just told me that you have two parties and you had a couple women coming now you're kind of saying that you've had more pussy than most guys. So I'm assuming that means that you've gone

down on women before these parties. Well, there's probably, no, you know, there's probably been during these parties, again, remember, these parties will bring in about, you know, a 48-hour party brings in about 100 people. Okay. So, you know, you might be, you might be looking at five to ten women, maybe, I don't know, I have to go back and look at all the stats. I always keep When they When they We'll talk about that in a second

But I don't know exactly how many But But this is a new thing for you is my point It's not like this is something You were always dipping into the lady pond Before this is new In high school Right

In high school I thought I mean I just I really just like Ooh that's What is that thing? You know It looks You know

It looks like an Arby's hamburger No I don't want it Now Now, I'm sorry. I apologize to all the women out there. I respect women and I love women a whole bunch. Yeah, that's fine. It's just not a sexual thing.

So I apologize. What do you think tits look like? That looks like an Rby's hair. Like, what is it tits to you? Yeah, exactly. But what we do is, you know, you just start to, but one of the things I focus on is this. Yeah. Um, particularly when I also have regulars.

Um, I mean, this is, I'm going to go off topic here from the parties. I have regulars that I suck off. I, I give a blow job 365 days a year. Mm-hmm. Every day. Every single day. Not a day goes by without a blow job. No, there's none.

That's like me with coffee. I've never not had a cup of coffee. Unless I'm totally sick or something. Yeah. You know, you know. But it's not just one, usually it's three or four. But I always said, if anybody tells you, and this is the honest truth, and for all your listeners out there, know this. If they tell you they're the best at giving a blowjob or they're the best at eating pussy, they're a fucking liar.

Because you are different than everybody else. and I need to know where your nerve endings are, where your stimulation points are in your pubic area. And everybody needs to know that. So when people go, oh, I give it the best blow jobs, it's like, no, you don't, because you don't know me. You don't know what I like. You don't know where on my cock I want to be sucked.

And I don't know on your cock where you want to be sucked. So therefore, for my regular people, I always say, I need feedback. You give me that feedback. Tell me where it is. Where do you like it? Yeah, that's good advice for everybody. That's good advice for women out there that are married for, absolutely. Communicate.

Ask for so that you could give them the best blowjob, right? It doesn't mean that you're bad at it. Totally. Because, I mean, I mean, let's just talk for. moment. Just again, you said the technical, the mechanical part, whatever word you used. I don't remember. But, you know, the clitoris is like a tooth. And by that, I mean this. It's like a tooth coming out, but then it has these roots that come out. And the roots are the nerve endings. And now, that can go into a G spot for some women, not for other women. It can go to the side of the clitoris for some women, not for other women. It can go to the side of the clitoris for some women, not for other women. It can go to various directions. For me to tell you, I am the best at licking pussy. I'm a liar.

But you just said that before. You did kind of say, you did kind of brag and say you probably eat pussy better than any guy. Well, because I want to know where you like it. Then I want to come back and then I will be the best. Right. And that's why I think I'm the best. But also, don't you think you're good at blow jobs because this? Because I, you know, I think this is the same for regular women and men when they're fooling around.

And sometimes you do meet somebody that just seems to fucking know without you even communicating, right? Some people just have that. And I bet you you're one of those. And it's like a, it's like if you get a massage and somebody's like, did they know to just go to the fucking place where you want them to go? Like some people are just intuitive that way, don't you think? If they will moan the slightest... Like, don't you know now after doing so many blow jobs, like, don't you sort of intuitively, like, sort of know how to go with the guy? I'm sure you're better than most people, even with the stranger, right?

Okay, all right. So, okay, so blow jobs 101. Okay. So here's what it is. Okay. First thing, you know, you want to get a guy, you know, hard eventually. then what you want to do is you want to find out what his you know some people it's right it's it's in the front of the shaft you know right under the urethra right under the pistol is where the lot of

nerve endings are sometimes it's around the head um you want to know where that is um some guys So you want to figure out that immediately. Now, usually if, yes, if you hit it, what will happen a lot of times is the cock will expand because it's starting to get off a little bit. It's not coming yet, but it's getting off. So when you start to realize that the shaft is getting a little bit thicker, the head's getting a little bit fuller, you've hit the right spot if they're not communicating with you. then, but some people want a hand, some people don't.

In other words, do I, you know, I always go, you know, a blow job, I can give you a blow job, I can give you a blow hand job, which means that I'm blowing you with my hand. If that's what you want, then that's okay too. But it's like I'm just, all I'm doing, my mouth is just giving you the, the, the, moisture that you need from a hand. And if that's the case, then that's okay. The other thing that people don't get a lot is they let the tongue just not do anything. The tongue should always be working.

I tell this on my regulars, and I always say this to everybody that comes in, every stroke by stroke I mean every time I go down should be significant it should feel like the best thing in your life which means my tongue needs to be working my throat needs to be working the jaw needs to be open teeth out of the way the hands involved the hands there but you know the balls are you know my hands are on the balls massaging them, things like that. You want to make every stroke. And what happens with so many people is they get into this, okay, I'm just in the rhythm. I'm just going to keep just going up and down.

Well, that's not a blow job. That's just I can go buy a machine for $99 on eBay that will do that. I don't want that. I want something that every stroke is significant. and that's what I try to do. And so, you know, it's... Well, we've strayed very much off topic, which is like your big parties and stuff.

I just think you probably are like, because in one sense you're, you are giving somebody bloodshunders, and I think you probably are better than most people at it, but in another sense you're saying, like nobody could say that, but I don't want to hold you to that

because I think that you probably are better just from your experience, and I totally buy that. You know what I mean? Well, thank you. Yeah. Well, yeah, I do it. And, you know, and when I walk in, what I do is I'm going to hit for an average.

I mean, I know that most people, most guys want their balls to be, you know, kind of played with. They're going to want a hand on the shaft. And I'm going to do all that. But some guys don't. And if you don't tell you that. Right. Yeah. But if you don't tell me that, then guess what?

It will never get any better. But here is the thing. And again, all your listeners need to know this. just because, you know, if I were to give somebody a blowjob, I need your feedback because the next time can be better. Totally. And if you don't tell me that, then it won't be better. It'll be the exact same because I think that's what you wanted was the exact same.

So I need to know what that is. So, but yes, for these parties, I have to just hit for a ballpark average. Now, guys will a lot of times come in and they'll go. You know, yeah, you know, because we have a set of rules when they walk into the door that, you know, that they can. Yeah, why don't you give those? Like, walk us through the party because we're going to be promoting this next one. Okay. All right.

Well, I appreciate that. Okay. So here, you know, so here's what happens. So when you come to the thing, what will happen is you walk in. We don't need to know anything about you. It's totally anonymous. And people can walk in wearing a mask because they can wear anything. We don't need to know you.

You don't even know what I look like, whatever. I don't care. But what will happen is this. You will come in and it's really up to the person. They can go for it. They can lie down. And that's another thing. Some people want to stand up.

Some people want to sit. Some people want to lie down. Some people want to move. And that's all really good. Some people want to stand up because they want to grab the head and really push it down. Some people want to sit and push it down. Some people just want to lie back and go to sleep, and that's okay too.

But we want them to have all those options. The other thing is that I can, I typically, typically will go into deep throat mode, which means that immediately when they're, once they come in, once they're hard, I will go down all the way. And so I go into deep throat mode. Some people don't like it, though. Some guys don't like it. And so you've got to let people know that.

And so we tell them that about the rules. The other thing, then they can also put me in any position if they want to face fuck. Some people just want to face fuck and really just, you know, really going deep. But you have all of this information ahead of time? We do. What we do is we send everything. everything out to everybody. We kind of sent all the, there's no rules, but we just kind of send everything out. Now, having said that, there are rules. And I think I've said this before,

but I'll say it again, and then I'll tell people how they can come and be a part of this that they want to, or even in a different city around the United States, if they email us, we'll travel if we think there's a potential there. But there's no website. But there's no weapons, absolutely no guns, no knives, nothing like that. If you are too intoxicated, we don't want you there. You have to be okay to drive home. Right. And you do provide some alcoholic beverages, right? And some stuff. When they walk in a suite, right? Yep. What we do is is we go into, yes, we usually will rent a hotel room. We get a suite. And and what will happen is when you arrive, you will go into the room in front of the bedroom.

And yeah, there's typically light food again and alcoholic beverages, but you can't be, you can't walk in just totally drunk or anything that you can't drive. Now, having said that, the last party, we pay. for probably about 10 Uber drives home for people. Well, that was nice. Responsible. Yeah, you know, I mean, we want to make sure people get home okay. But, yeah, you're just going to show up.

And then what we do is we have porno playing. It's typically straight porno, but you can switch to gay porno if you want. And we have it out in the waiting room. And you can get yourself kind of going ahead of time. We don't have any fluffers or anybody there, you know, ahead of time to. Does anybody, like, have you ever had your, like, do the people that guys that are waiting ever hook up with each other? Are you against that or is that okay?

Like, you know, if they start us, right? That's full. Okay. That's totally fine. Yeah, no, I don't care. Mm-hmm. We have very few rules, but our rules are, you know, I mean, 18 or over. Right.

Oh, yeah, we went through the demographics. on another one. I think the second one, there's a lot of information about, which is I don't want to waste this time, you know, because we have so much more to talk about. But if you want to hear the demographics, because I was very curious about that, you know, listen to the 48-hour episode because we talk a lot about sort of the breakdown. Because you are an equal opportunity guy, right? Like, I mean, you were- Everybody. No one has to send in a picture. Like, there's no rules like that when people are, like, quote-unquote, applying for like, you know, or like, getting invited to this.

You're not like, oh, only tens. Right. Nobody is turned down. If they're 18 or over, they're in. Right. So they can be 78 and they could be 18. They can be 78 and they can come in in a wheelchair and have had both legs amputated. Have you had that?

Yes. Oh, yes. I've had what one of the things we did, we did a, a veteran. Day blowjob party. Oh my God, you guys have like themes and stuff. It's so interesting how you talk about it so seriously. Like, and I'm here laughing. But I mean, it is kind of funny too.

But it's great. Like, I mean, you guys really do this seriously. Well, it's a, you know, yeah. You guys are like, you guys should get into like the event. I don't know how you can't really monetize this. But like if you guys, like you guys would be able to. make money doing what you do because you guys are good at it but like you're not looking for that

but like I don't know there's something there because you're like very like serious you're you're very driven to make it bigger and better let me say this for you and your listeners because again I can travel the cities as well but yeah and

I think he knows this but there's and I don't mean to sound this as being condescending to myself but I'm going to say it condescending myself. I was I was born to suck. I was born to give blow jobs.

And once you learn that in your life, then then you start to learn where your purpose is and how to make it right. Right.

And you know, I mean, it's, it's the reality is if you think about everything in this world you know you can go down you can you can go to a gambling place you can go to the movies you can go to a theater you can go to a touch you can go to a football stadium you can get a blowjob but for some reason our society has made sex to be this i don't i don't want to say dirty thing but it's totally it's it's sex you know what guy doesn't want to blow job? Right. And just do it. Right.

So you did a whole Veterans Day. I mean, like, you're kind of like, it's very like, and why did you do that? I mean, just to give back to the community or like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that is very nice. They've done so much. And so, but we've had, but we did it on Veterans Day.

And we didn't have that many people show up. We probably had, I don't know, 15, maybe. Now, and again, let me just tell you, I just said, not that many. I gave play 15 blow jobs that day. Right. And to guys in wheelchairs, no legs. Like, I mean, you had that kind of stuff at that event, right? No, it doesn't matter.

No, it doesn't matter. And guys can come in. They can be 500 pounds. They can be 30 pounds. I don't care. They could have a micro penis. They could have a huge penis, like a baby. doesn't matter. Right. Okay. And I will tell you this just so you know, although I like all cock,

but, you know, I'm not a, I'm not a size queen. And, you know, just a normal cock, you can be cut, uncut. I don't care. What about those micropenuses, though? Did you ever have one of those? I mean, I'm sure you have. Yes. I mean, isn't that hard to blow that? Because I've Googled and seen pictures. There was a friend of mine who used to claim he had one, but I never saw it, but I went Googling. I mean, are they, they look so little. Like, I mean, do they really exist? They are little.

You know, you've got, what you have is this without sounding totally gross or graphic on your, your podcast here, and I'm sorry. But you have like a 35, 40 year old man who looks like he has

a six-year-old penis. Right, like a little finger. Like a little pinky finger. That's like just the tip of the pinky finger, right? Yep. It's little. And, and, you know, and there's also deformities in a lot of penises

as well. And so, you know, you just deal with it. And if they want it, it's okay. But you could make them get hard and calm like a little microbeast with a blow jump. Right, okay. I did. It took some work.

I have to tell you, it took some work. it took a lot of work. I've done, you know, when you say micro, I don't know where micro cuts off. Right, yeah. Small begins. Yeah. But, you know, I don't, I just, I just don't care.

You don't care. Fats, kidding. I mean, so that's good for my listeners to know in case, because you are going to be promoting your show, also giving an email address so that, like you said, if people from certain cities that you haven't, you know, want to sort of take part. They could email you, and then if you see that you got a lot of people from that one city,

maybe you'll put together an event and go there, right? That's... I would love to. And, in fact, if I could, let me do this. We don't have the website up. We're going to do our 120-hour, our five-day thing in September, the end of September. Here in Austin, it's going to be in central Texas. But we're also willing to go around the country.

And by we, it's probably going to be just me if somebody else can help me in local areas. But if your listeners want it, or if there's anybody in Central Texas that wants to come, if I can give my email address, what they can do is they can email me at great oral event at gmail.com. Okay. And I would love to have as many of your listeners as possible to be a part of this. And I would love them to be able to email you back and give you some feedback on the experience and what they thought of it and things like that. Yeah, because we had somebody. You got somebody from one of my shows at your 48 hour after my 24 hour.

I was very excited. I never heard from that person, but I'd love to hear from somebody that shows up at that event. Because I love the way you talk about the event. it's very interesting but it's like a certain take you're very professional you're very the way you talk about things is so fascinating to me because what we're talking about and the way you sort of pitch it that I'd love to hear just like a regular guy that got blown sort of also talk about it from his perspective here's the deal and and this is what everybody I think needs to know is there's there's creeps in the world there's perverts there's strange people I just like sex I like giving blow

jobs. And that doesn't, I hope, make me creepy or a pervert or any of those things. It makes me just another person. And when you show up to one of these events, it doesn't make you a creep or a pervert or anything strange. It makes you somebody who knows you like to get blown. That's all this is about. And we have put such a stigma on people just wanting to have sex that has become this underground thing. And it shouldn't be. That's what my whole podcast is about. I have people with all kinds of stories. You wouldn't even believe you before you apologize for being graphic on my show. You obviously have never listened to my show. I mean, I get people doing all kinds of crazy things sexually, okay? And like, they come to hear on my show and they get to talk about.

it and they're anonymous to everyone, including me. I don't know who these fucking people are. And like they get to talk about things. And I don't think any of them are creepy or weird. But people would think that. That's what people think. You know, look, you're blowing 120 guys that are coming to show up at your party. You've done all these parties.

You probably haven't had any, like you said, they're not creeps or they're perverts. Where are those people? I don't know. Are those people pedophiles or those are people that are raping people? Because all the people that are doing crazy sexual things, it's like they're not really creeps or perverts or anything that people think and that's what my show is all about just to show people that it's just what people

like to do sexually who cares well that's exactly it and I you know it's exactly what I want to do I just talk that's all I do you also swallow okay we discussed how much come you swallow

in the 48 hours I think it was like a Coke can full or something crazy yeah it was about 350 milligrams which is a which is a coke can yeah you have a good memory yeah uh yes you do and so this this next one will be you know a couple of coke cans and six-pack oh my god you know but i don't care you know people can just come and um and do any of that and i just don't care it's don't you tell because i i used to tell guys that i could totally tell whether a guy does drugs or takes a lot of pills through the taste of their come.

Like you, there's, there is a taste to come, right? Like, if someone's doing a lot of like pills or drugs, don't you feel like you could taste it in their calm compared to somebody who's more clean? Well, I feel like I can and I'm not half as experience. I mean, yes and no. I mean, there's so many things that influences that there can be, I mean, just what you had for dinner that night. Really?

But there's a medical, there's a taste. when someone does, like I think, yeah, there's all these other flavors. I'm not talking about the other flavors, but there is a, I'm talking about that one flavor you get when somebody is taking a lot of fucking pills or drugs. There's a taste to it that tastes like, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like aspirin, like not as aspirin, but like you taste the chemicals. It's not like garlic.

You know what I mean? It's not fucking food. It's like if for real you could kind of, you know, and it's maybe they're just taking Xanax, but you could taste it. You know what I'm saying? But what I've found, and again, as you can play tell from me, I'm very curious. And so I talk to people all the time and ask them, but there's a, I don't even know how to say this properly, there's a, how thick their come is. I will ask them, you know, what did you eat? What did you do?

And I have found that people who drink more alcohol but less, I mean, you know, and less water have thicker. Oh, so they're like dehydrated. You can tell by their dehydrated. Oh, that's interesting. But doesn't mean they do less. It just means that it's more solid. Right, right.

It's thicker consistency. Yeah, versus just the simple, you know, because sometimes you get people who, you know, I mean, I don't, again, I'm not coming down on anybody out there, but, you know, yeah, you have people come in your mouth and you go, do you just come? Or did I just salivate? I can't tell.

You know, and. But that has a lot to do with water, right. That's just a whole different thing. Well, it does. And it also has to do it, you know, how long it's been stored up and things like that. You know, but there's other issues as well. But yeah, I found that people that drink less water and more of alcohol or whatever right before him typically have a stream of... Consistency, right.

But you will swallow everyone. So if people want to come to your party and want to be a part of this or want to. you to do a party in their town they can email you and they know that they will show up at your party they will show up at a hotel there will be a sweet there will be porn there will be alcohol there will be

light snacks you will be there you will blow anybody like you said your equal opportunity old young fat skinny women men right you will swallow you will deep throat they could fuck your face

they could sit on you like anything goes. They could be married. And if they take off their ring, you might see the tan line, but you don't give a shit, right? I don't care. Yeah, I don't care. I mean, I'm not there to turn you in, and I'm not there to, I just don't care. I mean, yeah, I'm just there to, you know. When are you doing this five day one in case anyone's in Austin, Texas and wants to take part of it? It's going to be the last, it's going to be the last week, week of September. Okay. planning it. And it's going to be Friday, Saturday, Sunday,

Monday, Tuesday, I believe. But if people will email me, if anybody's interested, they can just email me. And what I'll do is I will give them the, I'll send out a sheet to them and they'll give all the information, all the party information where we are and things like that. And if they're in Austin, I don't want to do a shout out here, and I'm sorry,

but if you're in Austin, you just want a regular cock sucker, you can just email me there as well. And we can do that on a regular basis. Right, because you're always looking like you said you have one a day, right? So you're always, and you have regulars, but like. No, I did not say that. You said more than once most of the time. Yes.

Yes. I said I suck every day. but it's it's never one yes what I what I prefer yeah

is and and let me just again I'm going to off topic and then I'll let you go because I've been going forever but

I have a scheduling program online and I just want to have a core group of 20 to 25 people that just go online and just

schedule it and I show up, they show up to my place, I show up to their place, and we just do it. A day? A day? 25 a day? Or you want to have them in rotation so that you just... I want... Right. I want 25 people.

I'd like to have about, you know, about 25 people that just are in that group. Right now, right now I just, I moved from one part, one part of the town to another. and so I'm still trying to find new I don't want to use word clients but people but just you know because again there's absolutely no money exchange

at all this is for your pleasure and their pleasure yes it is but I have a software program they can go out to they can just sign up And, you know, once we get, you know, once we go through and I know who they are, I just like to have some regulars. And again, it doesn't matter who you are. The old, young, fat, skinny, black, white, Asian, Hispanic, I don't care, hairy, smooth.

Right. You'll blow anyone. Any arms, no arms, whatever you have. It doesn't matter. Yeah. Right. And what I found very fascinating last time we spoke is. you did say that you were going, because you were talking about the 48-hour one, you hadn't done it yet, I don't think, but, or you were, no, you had done the 48-hour, you were planning another one, but you told me that you were actually traveling for business, right, and that you were going to expense all the expenses of the party, because you were doing it during your work trip, right, to your job. Did you do that and get away with it? I'm assuming you did.

percent. And now all these ones that you took it all over the United States before you said you took these parties all over. Were you doing that through work? Like were you like, oh, okay. So you only just did the expenses. But that was just that one. But I was just going to a city. And so we did it. But, no, I totally, totally expense them out. And yeah. Not only that. But these, you pay for them. What were you going to say? I'm sorry, not only that, but what? well i was going to say they you know i went i went down to the liquor store

into the grocery store and bought all the stuff but the snack bar cut just really abused and i think i think we ended up with about a hundred hundred twenty dollar snack snack uh snack bar whatever right right and you expense that too oh i did

yeah i love those kind of tidbits for some reason i don't know why um but you these events actually probably then because you're not charging people to come or anything like that they probably cost you money because you're paying for everything right the alcohol the room i mean or do people pay any kind of money to come like anything to help with the expense like what do you how does that work can i ask you can i ask you a question sure if if the beetles were still alive all of them were alive today would you pay to go to some city to see them just say yes

Yeah, of course. Uh-huh. Yeah, people do shit like that all the time. They go to see whoever they like, yeah. So do I. Right. But you're paying for, right, right. But you're paying for people you don't even, like, you're paying for the event.

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. I totally get it. I was just just getting facts. No, I'm just saying. You're paying for this whole event, right? Because this is what you want to do. Yes. Yes.

There will be no out-of-pocket expense to anybody. Right. Yeah. No. If, if there's anybody in the United States, right now that wants me to show up, you just email me at the email address, and I will come out and, yeah, I mean, you know, if you think there's a potential of having, you know, a decent party, I don't want to go to the middle of Canada.

Yeah, well, you haven't been to New York yet, right? I have not. That's crazy. Well, I've been to New York many times, but I've not done a party up there, yes. For all my New York list, I'm based in New York, so I think I always feel like I probably have like a lot of New Yorkism. We were thinking about, I was thinking about going up there next March over spring break time. And doing a party up there and doing a long one as well. And so on.

But people are allowed to just, you know, there's no money. I want everybody to be invited. They can take pictures if they want two videos. I don't care. And email me for information. I will get it to you. Give the email address again. Great oral event at gmail.com.

Okay. And I want to hear from everybody. I want everybody to come. And I mean that both as the CUM and the COME. Right. There are people that need to take. I'm going to say this real quick before we end up the broad podcast year. There are people that need to take risks in their lives,

and they need to step out of the standard life that they live, and let's go have fun. Go and enjoy it. There is nothing better for a man, and I don't know it for a woman, but there's nothing better for a man, and just to sit back, relax, open your legs, and get a blood job. Right.

Every man should just come forward and take part of that. And if they would, it would make me happy, and I hope it would make them happy. And again, if they're in Texas, if they're in central Texas, I can do it on a regular basis. And I would love to get them. And if they do, I want them to email you back and thank you. and give you all the feedback. Yeah, I want, well, listen, you know, I find this stuff fascinating. But what I want, I also want the update.

I want to know what goes down at this five day. If it works, how tired you get. I have a million questions that I'll be out, that I'll want to ask you. So I would hope that after September happens and the event happens that you come back on my show and give me an update. Or, you know, I get somebody who actually attended, right, and went to the party and they could call. Or we have you both on the call. You know what I mean? That would be fascinating too.

You know, who knows? But I want to know what goes down, either from you, from somebody that was there, or all of you. And your fucking event coordinator, I want him on the call next time. I love him. I would hire him to work my events. He's so good. I mean, I would hire both of you. Well, that's the, you know, now I may differ with him this time, but I'm going to say, that's the hard part.

But right now, if I go five hours, that's 240 or five days. That's 240 blood jobs. So I think I have the harder job than he does. But, yeah, he's still trying to get everybody. He definitely has the hard job. 1,000 percent. He's trying to get everybody lined up. And, and again, one of the time coming in.

Oh, come on. I used to be event court. Like, I did the event. Like, just trust me, I know. That guy has the harder job. It's very hard what he does. So I hope you give him really good blow job. I hope he gets the best fucking blow jobs out of anybody.

He deserves them. He's got one for me, maybe two. Okay. He's a straight guy or he gets them all the time from you, right? He gets them all the time. Okay. And let me just ask you a quick, like just a question. Are you still single?

I mean, we're going to wrap it up now, but like, are you still single? You have no desire to have a partner, right? Like, that's not your thing, right? Never has been, never will be. Like, blow jobs are just your thing. That's what you're born for. We don't get into. any of that kind of psychology because who cares, right?

I mean, you're happy. This is what your deal is. How old are you again? This is what, I am 42 right now. Right, okay. I'm going to be 43 soon, but yeah, I'm 42. Okay. But no, I have no desire to, you know, but just so your listeners know, too, I'm totally in shape.

I have a 32 inch waist. I am. How big is your dick? Do they get to see, are you naked when you're doing this? Yeah, typically, yes. It depends on what they want, but typically, yes. Okay. Now, are they allowed to blow you, or is anyone touching you who gets you off?

No. No. Okay. No. Right. That's a weird thing, but okay. Yep. Yep.

So do you come at all through that whole time? Let me tell you something. And we're going to have another phone call here in a little bit. We're going to do something. We're going to attempt to do a blue ball party with me. Meaning? where I get jerked off and then I'm tied up. I get jerked off.

I get jerked off again. I get jerked off again. Oh, okay. You don't like to come. Okay, right. Uh-huh. And so it's going to be literally many hours of... You're a little bit of a masochist.

Well... You kind of. Well, kind of, yes. Pleasure is definitely tied into, like, hard work for you. But what you said earlier is the technician part, which is this. Mm-hmm. The more you ejaculate somebody, the more the oxygen and so on comes out of their testicles. And so that's where the phrase blue balls come.

So what they want to do, and by they, I mean, Darren again, one of my guys here, he wants to do close-ups. He wants to do a video of this. But it's going to be... That's how you monetize it. That's how you monetize this shit. You know, I had the Maverick men on my show. Do you know who they are?

They're like a gay couple that had an open relationship and they started like videotaping. They put all their sex with other people who they brought to his on a blog or some shit like that. And they got so famous and they make so much money now. That's how you monetize. this you start making porn. Why not? You're open? You don't want any money?

No. Okay. No. Okay. It's not about the money. But what we want to do, but here's a deal. But here's a deal. Would you like to look at a man's balls after he ejaculated once, twice, three times, four times, five times to see the difference? Because you can physically see them. And a lot of people don't know that that happens.

So isn't that educational? Yeah, sure. That's my point, is that that's why I think it needs to be done. Not because it's a masochistic, not because it's, I can make money out of it. No, obviously, you know, I'm just, I know that you don't care. I'm just saying that you could, and that is an idea, your guys could run with it, and you could just suck dick all the time. I know that you're really very focused on just that, and that's all you care about,

but like your guys could sort of turn this into something else. If you wanted it, and you could quit your job and you could do this even more. Are we still on the air? Yeah, of course. I tape everything. I don't talk to people off air. Only my friend. Let me tell you.

Yeah. Let me tell you one other thing and I probably shouldn't say this. Yeah. But, you know, I also have a, I also drive for Uber. You do? Okay. I do. And when Uber left Austin a couple of years ago.

And so Uber and Lyft were gone. So there was no Uber and Lyft. And so the whole town was. And I actually did a low job. I know I were going to say. Yeah. Yep. Oh.

I did. I did. No, no. I thought, what did you do? Yeah, if you let me blow you, I'll drive you? Yep. Oh, I thought you were going to say you did it for nothing. Oh, for a blow job.

Like, if you let me blow you, I'll drive you around for free. Yep, I did. And how many rides did you do? Oh, my God. I don't, I couldn't even begin to tell you. Oh, my God, I can't even, Trey. I mean, like you do, you do have these other things going on that are so fascinating to me. Yep.

We could have done a whole hour just on the Uber blowjob scam that you did. Yep, that's a whole new, that's a whole different area. And, you know, and it's called gypsy writing, and it's illegal in Texas. You can't, well, you can't pick up in charge. But, yeah, I would just go say, hey, look, you know. But how did you find the people? You were just driving around bars and shit and, like, found people like a cabby would? Craigslist.

Oh, yeah, that was my last thing I was going to ask is where do you advertise your party? Craigslist, too? Well, typically Craigslist, but then we go into, there we'll go into all of the adult bookstores around town. Oh, okay. And he puts up flyers, and they are all, they've all, except for one, they've all been very supportive. And so we actually, so you're saying, you know, do I charge, we actually print up materials. We actually go to a printer. Yeah.

and print up material. And I go pick it up and it says, you know, let me blow you. And I'm looking at the 18-year-old girl behind. Yeah. There's my check. It's awesome. Yeah, you're giving her a good story. Yeah.

Exactly. But we will do that for all these people. And so when you did Uber, you did it on, you did it on Craigslist. When you did the Uber free blow jobs, right? Well, it started out on Craigslist. I learned quickly. I used to go to them to the titty bars. Right.

There you get the guys, right? Yep. And they're coming out, and they're horny. And I'm like, I would always say, you know, hey, I'm, you know, I'm with Uber, but I don't, you know, they don't work here anymore. Do you guys need a ride? And how would you turn it into? you want a blow job?

Well, they, because what's the next question? I don't know how much. Okay. Right, well, how much? How much? And then what did you say? I mean, yeah, and then what did you say? I said, I said, I would always say, you know, it's against a law for me to charge

you anything so you can charge me, you know, you pay me nothing, you can pay me a million dollars. If you'd like, what I prefer is, you know, just let me suck you off. And. And you didn't get any guy, like, say, like, get mess. You know, like a straight guy that was like fucking hard. Oh, yeah. Oh, no.

No, no. Yeah, no. I had guys get pissed off. I always do. But you got, but you got just as many probably guys that said, okay. Yeah. In fact, in fact, I have to tell you, I've got guys from parties who've been mad. Right.

Because they're like, you know, you're, they just think you're, you know, fucking pervert, you're creep and a low life. But it's like, you know, it's just. let me live my life, you live your life, I'll suck you. And if you want to be sucked off, get sucked off. If you don't, don't, who cares? Right. But if you're both doing it, then, I mean, you know, what's the, what's the problem? Yeah. Exactly. But, you know, but one of the greatest things in this world that I've learned is if you don't ask, you don't get. Yeah. You're right. And that's important. Right. And so you, You gotta ask.

Yeah, you're really like entrepreneurial and you're, I don't know. You gotta ask. Yeah. Okay, well, I'm glad that you eat. Well, I think you emailed me. I tried getting you on my show a while ago and we lost touch somehow. You did. And then you finally emailed me today because you asked to be on my show so that you could promote this party, which for me is great because I think it's just a great episode.

And my listeners love to listen to this shit just like I like to listen to it. it's fascinating. I hope you get some of my listeners who live in Austin to come to your event and then come on my show and tell me, or if they don't want to come on my show and they want to remain anonymous because they're married or whatever, don't fucking tell me, but go and have a good time.

But I'm so glad that you came on to talk about all this stuff. Well, I appreciate it as closed by saying this. Everybody's invited any age, 18 or over. I don't care what you look like. I don't care your race, size, anything.

and I want everybody to feel like they can come and be a part of this and is 100% discretion assured. You will not be outed in any way. There's no cameras going. We don't take pictures. We don't videotape. We don't do anything like that. We've talked about it in the past. And we said, nope, people just want to come in anonymously.

That is totally fine. and I want all of your listeners to be a part of this and if they're around the country and in their city might want one, I would love to talk to them. Great. So I want them to email me and let's make this happen. Okay. I can't wait to hear it. I keep me posted on the stats of people that email you.

And let me know how it goes and hopefully you'll have the energy to come back on and give me a little update, Even if it's not an hour long, you just want to give us, I don't know. But I'd love to know how it goes. I want to know. My assumption is my jaw, my assumption is my jaw is going to be sore for a long time afterwards, but we'll see. Right. Even if you email me, I just want some information. And my people listening are going to want information, okay?

Well, five days is going to be a long time in the mouth. So we'll see. Okay, Trey. Good luck with everything. Thanks so much for calling in. And we'll hopefully talk to you again. soon. I appreciate it. Thank you. Bye, bye. Bye. Bye. Okay. I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available,

not only in paperback and e-book, but you can pre-order the audiobook. It's still not going to be out until August 25th, but you can pre-order it. The book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show. I kind of picked one story from each category that I talk about on my show. Like there's a hot wife story. There's a cuck queen story. There's a cuck story. There's a gang being girl story. Like I said, 17 stories. And they're all told in the third person. And they're all true. I took the interview and rewrote it in the third person. And I wouldn't really call it like a total erotica book. Think like penthouse letters. It's more direct. It's not so over the top like erotica. I don't really like that kind of vibe, right? But these are true stories. 17 of them. They're really short chapters, easy read. You could read, you know, one or two and then skip around. You could read the whole book. It's available in eback format, paperback format, and finally, the audiobook is available coming out August 25th, but you could pre-order it now. And if you buy my book in any format or pre-order it, I will throw in a complimentary link to my Discord. My Discord does not disappoint, okay?

There's no way you get into my Discord any other way than getting the link from me. Okay, I give it to people who buy my book. There's tons of people in there. Everybody shares content with each other, and that's what you get to do there. You can post your own pictures and videos. There's tons of channels. We have lots of contests where you can win a lot of money. It's a super fun place to be. It's a total strictly anonymous community and you will love it. I will be giving anyone who buys my book access to my Discord. It's private, like I said. All you got to do is email me a screenshot of your purchase, whether you did the audiobook,

the ebook or the paperback. Send it to me at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. That's strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com. And I will send you the link to Discord. So anyway, thanks so much for tuning in.