Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 193 - Rob Cheats on his Wife with Men, Women AND his Half Sister

Episode Date: August 28, 2017

Rob calls in to talk all about all the cheating he does behind his wife's back. He cheats with both men and women AND his half sister who he met in his late forties. When did he start hooking up with men and what does he actually do with them? When did he start hooking with women and where does he meet them? And when and how did he start having sex with his half sister? Tune in to find out plus hear all about the time he got caught cheating with a co worker, the time he almost got caught cheating with his half sister and a whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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strictly onuspodcast at gmail.com. The guy I have on today, Rob, I think he has a blog called Curious Rob, maybe. Yeah, I think so, maybe. Yes, he does, actually. But we're just going to call him Bob on the podcast. Rob, not Bob. He's a really interesting guy. He sent me an email because he was friends with another guy that I had on my show, and he decided to come on. And he has three different things that we talk about. I left the best one for last. So we talk about his cheating on his wife. That's one of the things. And he does some hardcore cheating, and he's gotten caught actually cheating. So we talk about that kind of stuff. We also talk about the fact that he's by, but maybe not by, but buy, you know, he like sticks in his mouth, but it doesn't really do anything else, but we talk

all about that. And we also talk about the fact that one of the people that he chees on his wife with is his half-sister, which is pretty fucking salacious, if you ask me. Now, I feel like a lot of people are going to tune in into this podcast to hear different parts of this podcast, right? Like, people are just going to want to listen to the fact that he cheats. Some people are just going to want to listen to the fact that he likes a suck dick. And some people want to really hear about the fact that he fucked his half-sister. And it's one of like, or if not the longest podcast that I ever had. So like I said, I'll tell you the chronological order. I think first we talk a little bit about him being by and then we talk about the cheating and then we talk about, so I think it's the bisexual

stuff first, the cheating stuff second and then the sister stuff last. So feel forward. feel free to fast forward to whatever part you want to hear. Personally, I think I like to hear all of it, right? And I think that there's a lot of people out there that want to hear all of it. But like I said, if you're tuning in just because you have a specific fetish and you want to hear about it on this show because this guy's into it, just look around because it's all in there because it's a long ass podcast. But personally, I think you should listen to a whole damn thing because it's really fascinating. Like I said, he's by or not. He doesn't think he is, but he like sticks in his mouth.

He cheats on his wife. And he cheats on his wife with his fucking half sister. And he fucks her, like for real, like many times. And he gets into all of it. So I'm just going to be right back on with Rob. How are you doing? You're on the strictly anonymous podcast with Cappy. I'm good.

How are you doing? I'm doing good. So the couple of things that we're going to talk about today is one, you are bisexual. And you say, you said to me, and it's true, like you use that word even though maybe it's not really the right word because it's not like you like to do all kinds of things with guys. you don't like to get fucked in the ass. You don't go sort of all the way with them. You don't even blow them. That's right.

I mean, you don't have them blow you. But what you like to do is you really like a dick in your mouth, right? That's one thing with guys. So it's maybe like you said, I think you use a word fetish, right? Like maybe it's just like a fetish of yours. The other thing is you've had a lot of affairs behind your wife's back and you do interesting things during these affairs. And then the other thing is one of your affairs, the most interesting one, if you ask me.

is that you wound up meeting your half-step-sister later in life, like in your 40s, right? And you guys started having sex, and you've been having like an on and off, again, sort of sexual relationship with your half-step-sister, right? That's right. Yeah. Yeah.

Again, I don't think that the nomenclature, half-step-sister, I think, is incorrect. It's just half-sister. Oh, half-sister. Why do I keep saying step-sister? It's not a step-sister at all, right? No, we share the same father, so there's no step involved. Okay, so all this, like, fucking up in my end, we're just going to blame on the clips. It's like doing weird things, because we are talking during the clip, okay?

It's just doing weird things to my brain. Okay, so it's not even a step-sister, so it's your half-sister, which is even better, right? Because that's very salacious, if you ask me. but we're going to get to that last we're going to make people wait to the end of this point and it really in chronological order if we start that comes last anyway right so I want to start with like the buy stuff

because I know that you said like besides like you just said like really sort of quickly in your email like besides like a drunken hookup when I was younger with like other guys I didn't really get into the guy thing till like way later in life so what is but what did it happen in high school during your drunken like hookups with guy like what did you do Well, in the neighborhood I live, I hung out with some of the older people.

I was 16, 17, 18, and I hung out with some of the older people. One of the guys, a very good friend of mine. He's not involved in this story. He was just a very good friend of mine. And in my going over to hang out with them and drink or whatever other chemicals might have been involved, I got to know another friend of theirs who I kind of glommed on pretty quickly was either by or gay. Right. You know, just certain mannerisms, but also certain things he would say and then just try to kind of laugh it off as a joke.

And, you know, as I got to know all of these different people, I would hang out with them in different situations and not just with my original friend. I would hang out with various others. And one night, and I guess I can just call him Larry. What's the chances? Yeah, yeah, exactly. But anyway, so one night I was hanging out with Larry, and, you know, there'd always been a curious part of me anyway. Just, I don't know how to say it. I guess that's why I used the name Curious Rob.

And, you know, I had a beer, then another beer, then another beer, and finally got the courage. And I just said, Larry, I'm going to ask you. something and I asked him if he was gay and you know he kind of he was embarrassed about it but he he said yes and and we talked about that some more and then I got the nerve and I said I want to suck your dick and I was a little hurt because he was like well did he say no or he just had he he was kind of he was kind of indivolent and I was like you know what the hell dude you're gay and I'm a guy asking to suck your dick. You know, as naive and young as I was, I thought that's all it would take, you know.

I don't think that that's that naive and young and dumb to say it. Because I think that is most of the time, 99.9% of the time, that's what it would take in the gay world with guys. I mean, I've always said, like, you know, if it's a woman saying, like, say a woman in that situation, it was a woman with a heterosexual guy. And the woman said to the guy, like, can I just suck your dick? And if the guy said no, like, every single one of my guy friends, if I, if that's, happen with me with a guy and I told all my guy friends they would be like that guy's gay do you understand because no guy would turn away a free blow job I mean seriously that's and he was gay and you're a guy so I don't think you were naive I think he was something was up with him weird I think

you were right on the money it's not that weird I was a heavy set or you know some would say fat oh and kind of awkward and maybe not you know attracted and I can can kind of see from his point he he was also you know i was i was either 17 or 18 i guess and he was in his mid-20s so he might have felt weird about the age difference oh okay so there are some factors that he was just like yeah and it was completely out of the blue for him for me to say that because i mean he even said he's like oh my god this is like the last thing i would have expected from you i mean like that was very balzy of you i guess it's like liquid courage right like you were drinking. That's the only way I could have done it. Right. Totally. Uh-huh. But we talked about it and

finally, I mean, I guess we both had several more beers. He finally just said, all right, what the hell? Okay. So, you know, he- Oh, so the story has a happy ending. Well, not entirely a happy ending. He dropped trow and, you know, I had my, the first ever dick in my mouth, Right. And I was just like, in my mind, I'm like, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's happening. Oh, my God. And he got about a half a chub.

And, you know, after a couple of minutes, he's like, oh, are we done here now? Yeah. I guess, I mean, he had had a few beers. I'll, you know, I'll give him credit for whiskey dick, you know, so. Right, right, right. He couldn't get it up. Right. But you still blew him.

I mean, that counts. It was, it was, you know, it was. It wasn't the culmination because honestly, I mean, it's not even about entirely about sucking the dick. It's about having, it's about having the guy come in my mouth. That's my fetish. Right. That's what you want.

Did you know that during, like, did you get that during that first experience? Not really. Okay. Right. Yeah, not really. I just knew that I had, I mean, I was, I was a horn dog as most, you know, as most of us were at that age. And, you know, I knew I absolutely wanted sex with.

women, but I also wanted to blow a guy. Right. And that's what I had no fantasies that involved guys in any other way other than just a torso with a penis jutting out. Right. And not even for them to do it to you even, right? That's right. No blow job from a guy.

I mean, I will do backflips and handstands to get a blow job from a girl I'm interested in. I just have no interest. Now, that said, I'm. I mean, I'm still a neophyte into it, and I've been very nervous every time. So, you know, it's just been me getting to do that to the guy. And who knows, if I got more comfortable with it, then maybe I'd be more comfortable with the guy doing it to me. I do enjoy, you know, mouths on my genitals.

It's just when I'm with a guy, I'm much more concerned about what I'm doing and not concerned at all about, you know, anything that guy might do. Now, how long, so how long after that first explain? with that guy who couldn't get it up, right? Because you were like really super young. Did you start, did you have your like real experience with a guy when you were older? The first real experience was, God, now I've got to think back on it. I'm getting old so my memory is bad.

But I think it was, I'm pretty sure it was the summer of 2013. So were you in your 30s? Like were you in your 20s at the time? Oh, no. I had 40, 40, let's see, 213. So, yeah, 40. 48, 49. So everything happened to you in your 40s. You start fucking your step

sister. You start blowing guys. Like, your 40s were like, you really came into your own in your 40s. That's right. And what were you doing before your 40s just cheating on your wife? That's right. That's absolutely right. Yeah, the 40s were a banner

decade for me. And then not until the late 40s. Yeah, that's so interesting that everything like really sort of like turned around for you. Like, and when I say you came into your own, like you really sort of were able to, I mean, because if you had this buy thing going on in 17, you know, you had your first dick in your mouth and it didn't really like, it wasn't the really what you wanted, right? Like maybe you, that, you know, at the end of that experience were you like,

oh, you wanted more, I would assume, right? I did. And it took a very long time for you to get that. How come within all that time that you didn't have that courage again to, do you think it's because he couldn't get it up and maybe you were worried to be rejected again? Or like, that's part of it. And I mean, a few years after that, I joined the Army and I was in the Army for eight and a half years. And although there was one situation that I was kind of working on. And this was, this was in the very early beginnings of before we even called it the Internet. But I would get on my modem on BBSs, the bulletin board services.

And I started chatting with. And I chatted with a lot of women, too, and, you know, talking about, hey, let's meet up and, you know, stuff like that. But I started chatting with this one guy and he was also in the military. So he says. You know, and that's always been a part of it. It's just, you know, oh, that's what this person says. But do I trust this person? Yeah, of course.

Is this person going to, you know, try to roll me and steal my wallet or kill me because he hates faggots or, you know, is he going to blackmail me? I know you're in the military or I know you're married and blah blah blah because you never you never eventually met up with him and he wasn't like sort of based where you were right there was one night we were going to meet up my wife was working she worked a second shift job and and we were going to meet up and we were actually talking on the phone and I had a I guess I was just getting over a cold I had a bit of a sniffle and and he was watching I don't think he said it was his kids I think he said it was his sister's kids. I'm not sure. But he heard the sniffle and he said, have you got a cold? And I said, I'm just getting over one. And he's like, you know what was going on there? He was probably married

and had a wife and was secretly into guys and he could not bring home the cold to his kids. Those were his kids. Yeah. And which, I mean, I just don't remember if they were his or he was watching it for somebody. They might

well have been his kids. And I don't think he was lying about it at that point. I just don't remember what he was saying. Right. And I also think it's very likely that he was curious like me. Yeah. I've never done anything. And now suddenly it's, it's right here. It could happen. And he bailed. Right. And I can't say I wouldn't have if, you know, if it had come down to it because it's still very nerve-wracking. Even now that I've finally gotten to experience it, it's nerve-wracking trying to set up something new. Oh, totally. I think that there's so many people that probably listen to my podcast that have these secret fantasies of the stuff that they listen to, you know, on my show.

Yet probably the majority of people, I think, are afraid to cross the line and make, like, whatever it is that they fantasize about a reality. I think that's a whole different ballgame. You know, it's one thing to sort of watch stuff online or think about things and jerk off, right? Whether it's at your buyer, you're into fetish. But to really live it out in the real world takes balls, you know? and it's a whole different thing. So I think a lot of people never cross that line and maybe like, you know, it's very, you know,

understandable that the guy would not, you know, would chicken out at the last minute. Right. He got really close. So that didn't happen for you. That didn't happen. And then really, I guess I just kind of buried it. Because, I mean, I think specifically after that time, I mean, I might have tried contacting him another time or, or two, but pretty much that was it.

It just, it went completely away. Right, and you get married in that time. Right, I was married at the time. And in that time, during that period of time, although I would, you know, talk with other women on the BBSs and talk about meeting up, it never happened. So at that point, I hadn't even cheated on her yet. So that didn't happen until I got out of the Army.

when I got out of the Army and we moved back to my hometown. And then just that I got my first job and there was a woman there and there was just kind of a mutual attraction, a little mutual flirting. And then that wound up leading to some pretty good sex. But how did it event? Because it's so interesting I think for people to hear because it's just like everybody like has partners and they all go to work and you never know what the hell is going down there. You know what I mean? And I think a lot of times at the workplace, people are bored. I mean, everyone talks about the sexual harassment, but I think most of the time,

no one thinks it's sexual harassment because people are at work and there's men and there's women and everyone's flirting and throwing sexual shit around, right? Like, I mean, that happens all the time. And it does lead to, I think, a lot of affairs and a lot of stuff. Because you're stuck with these people sometimes more than you are your partners at home, right? And you're with them all the time. And that's the person you're typically with, right? And there's a little bored that comes after a while, right?

So people... It's hard to flirt with the person you've been with for 27 years. Exactly. It just is because it, or at least it is for me. For most people, that's why it happens. And that's what's dangerous. It's because that's just like real life, you know, that's shit. People I think that never thought they'd cheat or people that judge other people.

Oh, I was one of them. Right. No, it's never a cheat, you know. And then shit happens and you just don't know. And it's stuff like that. You know what I mean? It just one thing leads to another. That's why I like to know, like I want to know that exact moment where it went from, you know,

sort of harmless flirtation at work to the point where like you guys crossed the line and decided to actually get it on. Like what happened? Were you guys at a draw, like, were you guys drinking at some like an after work thing? Actually, no, we were both snow and cold sober. I think I, like was it in the parking lot? There was, well, no. No.

What had happened. My wife had gone back home. and to visit her family. And so I had, you know, about a two or three week period where I was just, I was a free man. And even then I told myself, well, I mean, Amy's just a friend. That doesn't mean anything. We're just, you know, we're just talking to stuff. And then one day at work while my wife is still out of town, she said that she was having problems with something that had to do with my work.

me to be, you know, vague about it. I just don't want to give. No, that's cool. That's fine. It doesn't matter. But something to do with work, she, you know, she said, would you mind come about and looking at it? I said, no, absolutely not. So I went there and it was like a three-minute fix, and I always kind of wondered if it really was something that was so much of a problem or, you know, she was just trying to get me over there. Yeah, yeah, totally. And then the part of me that has absolutely no self-esteem says, yeah, right, that wasn't it. So, Yeah, I had another guy on that it was so obvious that the woman was like, you know, and he had very low self-esteem with everything that I'm just like, are you like the dumbest person or, you know, because yeah, that was a ploy.

I'm one of those, I'm one of those guys that misses the hint until years afterwards. Yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah, for sure. So we hung out. I fixed it. We hung out. And then she's, you know, she was mentioning something about, something about her electrical. So I said, well, where's your electricity box?

So we went down to the basement and she'd opened it and she was standing in front of it where for me to look at it, I had to be standing directly behind her. And I couldn't tell if it was intentional or if it was just accidental but her ass would bump up against my crotch. Oh, that was on purpose. I'm trying to remain professional and, oh, you know, so I see what the problem here is. And looking back on it, it probably had to have her thinking, what the hell. hell is wrong with this morning? Yeah, like, what do I have to do? So nothing happened that night. And then I think it was a night or two later, there was going to be a local minor league hockey game. And she said, so, Rob, we should go to the hockey game. And I'm like, we totally should.

She knew your wife was out of town, right. She knew my wife was out of town. That's right. And I'm like, yeah, we totally should. Ha, ha, ha. And she goes, no, I'm serious. We should go to the hockey game. So we wound up going to the hockey game and I'm paranoid the whole time, even though at this point nothing has happened. It's all perfectly innocent. I'm just worried that somebody I know is going to see me there. It's like, oh, who's that redhead? You're... Yeah, I mean, listen, you're doing business like in your hometown where people... That's a very big possibility. Yeah, you don't shit where you eat. Yeah, exactly. Uh-huh. So, but, you know, we watched the hockey game and then we're riding around, and she was actually new into town. And I said, have you been up on top of, you know, one of our local

mountain ranges here? And she said, no, I haven't. And I said, well, let's take. a ride up there because I know it's dark and secluded. So we take a ride up. We get to the point where we can see out over the sites and it's really nice view and we're standing there. And she was kind of standing in front of me. I was leaning against the car. She was standing in front of me kind of leaning back against me. I started massaging her shoulders and she's like, oh, that's nice. I got good massage game. Right. So she's cooing and that's nice. And I just leaned over and kissed her cheek. She turned.

We started kissing and making out. And at one point, you know, she kind of broke away and said, what about your wife? And I said, she can find her own person to kiss. Oh, my God. Right. You didn't care. No, hell no.

And then we didn't have sex that night, but she blew me in the car. That was, you know, that was pretty awesome. And then while the wife was out of town, we hooked up several times over. the next, you know, week and a half. I was going over to her house every day at lunch because we worked together. So we took the same lunch. Yeah, yeah. And then you guys were having sex and doing everything with each other, right?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And let me ask you, because you were the type that said, like, you would never cheat. Like, did you feel bad right after you came the first time or not at all? I really want to say I did, but honestly, I really didn't. I mean, by the time the deed, it actually happened. Yeah. You know, I pretty much, and honestly, I mean, for my wife's sake, if I had known about myself as much, you know, the year we met as I did two years after we were married, I probably never would have gotten married.

Meaning that you got you and your wife maybe weren't that compatible or something? Or you didn't want to be, you weren't the type of person that should be married? Yes, if I had known that, I mean, because the person, the person I became an M right now, you know, I don't. have a jealous bone in my body. If my wife wanted to get up with other guys or women and have sex with them, I just wouldn't care. She absolutely wouldn't do it. Right.

But it just, it wouldn't bother me. I see sex and love and relationships is so completely different now, you know, not connected. They certainly can be, but they don't have to be connected. Right. So you were in love with your wife and still are. Right. And still am. Yeah, great.

Okay, cool. That said, if she found somebody else and left me, I'd be okay with that too. Oh, okay. But I'd never leave her because I know that the hurt that caused her would be more than whatever happiness I might gain from it. Right, but she did find out about one of your affairs, right? Yes, she did. Copy. Yeah, was it this woman?

No. I'm assuming this one came and went. And how long did you fuck her for? Like just the time that your wife was away or did you have an ongoing affair with her? Primarily just the time that the wife was away. Shortly after that, I left that job to go to a different job. But I still kept up with her. And every once in a while I'd have a day off and I'd swing by.

And I knew she had quit the job that I was doing to manage apartments. Okay, cool. And so every once in a while I'd swing by the apartment she was managing. And there was always an empty unit that we could go to. too. Right. You know. I love cheating sex locations. Like I always love when somebody like there's a real professional woman that's cheating on her husband and she's like in the back of a minivan fucking some guy. Like I'm just like, I don't know. That's just so funny. Well, for any listeners, I can, if you're a married guy thinking about fucking a woman other than your wife, don't do it in your own apartment.

That was the mistake I made. Yeah, well that I mean, come on. I was going to, I thought you were going to say like, don't do it in your hometown in your apartment. I think that that's a fucking given, okay, Rob. Like, how? She had gone to work. She was supposed to be gone. She had, Oh my God.

She wasn't even away on vacation. No. Oh my God. That was a really bad cough. I'm going to have to delete that. She, yeah, it was a bad call. No,

no, no, no, it was a bad cough and a bad call. No, you just coughed really badly. Oh, I'm sorry. No,

yes, it was a terrible call. I mean, you're not just done with like the whole thing where you said, you don't know whether women are hitting on you. This is also like it shows another part of you that like maybe you're just not that smart. Because in your own house, it's one thing when your wife goes away on vacation, that's even dumb because you just never know like her mom could come out.

You know, but like the fact that she just went to work. Okay, how long after she went to work did this woman come over? Like, tell me that whole story. Like 15 minutes. I was a born dog. This girl and I worked together and we had already had a, you know, We had gone with some other people out of town for a conference. Yeah.

Yeah, for work. And, well, she and I wound up hooking up. And I kind of knew I was the one driving for, you know, the trip. And just the conversations that were going on, I knew I was going to get with her. I knew the other guy was going to get with the other girl, you know, just no doubt in my mind. So that happened. And then we actually, we only talked at work for, for, you know, maybe three weeks. We didn't, we didn't even really, like, have any sneaky sides or anything until one night she needed a ride home.

And I was going to ride home and she mentioned something about it. And I said, well, I think I've been pretty good. And she's like, maybe too damn good. And I'm like, oh, you want to do it again then? Yeah. So we went to her apartment and, um, uh, And this was before cell phone. So once we get to her apartment, I called my wife and said, hey, I gave Julia a ride home.

And I'll be announced soon. Well, I didn't head out for about 45 minutes. Oh, God. But, you know, I was able to cover for it. And it wasn't even a big deal. But I got another taste of it. And I wanted some more. And I knew she wanted some more.

So I'm like, you know, oh, shit, man, when are we going to be able to do this? So I told her, look, my wife leaves at 630. So you get over to the apartment at 645 and we'll be good to go because, I mean, my wife's job. Let me ask you this. Why your apartment? Did she have like a husband or a boyfriend? Like, why not her place again? I was lazy.

Oh, you're dumb and lazy. You're not the first person to tell me this. It was really, it was a matter of economics because she had to come in my direction to go to work. I get it. Me leaving from my apartment to go to her apartment would have taken another 20 minutes that we could have spent fucking. Right. So logistics. It was logistics.

Yeah. I let my little head think about the logistics and my big head went real quick. Yeah, yeah. So she comes over. So you're like my wife's out of here at 630. You come over. We could do it real quick. Like right?

Like right, you had the whole thing planned out. And if we had done it real quick, I probably would have been okay. It was the fact that, you know, did it. we're laying in bed just kind of lounging and i'm thinking she comes over hold on she comes over you guys start fucking immediately like you're naked you guys are in your bed yes okay and she said um yeah so we finish up and uh we're we're just we're just laying there talking naked and i'm i'm playing with her and now does your wife know julie because you said i called her today she's up oh yeah she knows julie right Yeah, she knows well.

And I'll tell you that will come up another fuck up that I did with this whole thing. Okay. So we're, you know, and I'm thinking, you know, I've got about half a chub going. I'll be good to go here in another five minutes. I thought I heard something and I kind of looked up and thought, nah, it wasn't anything. And then I thought I heard something again. I looked up and there's my wife sitting in the doorway. It's just the look on her face was just heartbreak.

I was just like, oh, shit. Oh, my God. And she didn't even say anything. She just ran out. And I'm like, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. God damn it. Right. You know, it's just this is.

And Julie must have been like, oh, my, what is Julie? Julie's like, holy fuck, I knew this was a bad idea. And I'm like, well, one of us should have said something. Were you in the middle of like getting it on with her? No, no. You were still just laying there. Yes. still just lying there.

You hadn't started the second round. Okay. No, I hadn't even started the second round. So, um, so, Julie and I get dressed and,

and, you know, she takes off and, and I, and I said, look, you know, this isn't your fault.

And, but this is over. We can't do this anymore. She's like, no shit. Right. So. Yeah,

but I'm sorry. You're having a conversation with her. Where's your wife at this moment? Oh, she just ran out? She had taken off. She'd taken off.

Okay. She left and left in her car. So I got in my car. You know, I'm, I got dressed as if I was going to work. Yeah. I really didn't know what to do. Mm-hmm. But so I'm, I'm driving in the direction where I have to make a decision soon.

Do I go to work or do I go to her work and try to talk to her? And she goes flying past me in the car. And she sees me. And so she pulls over. So I go a quick U-turn. I go and go into the parking lot. And she's like, you know, you were cheating on me? And again, it was heartbreaking because the hurt, you know,

in her voice it just, I was just like, I'm a shit, man. Right. So, and then she said, who is it? Now, that's where I fucked up. She said, who is it? She didn't know who it was. She didn't see Julie.

Any fucking lie I wanted to. And in that moment, I said, it was Julie. Because you just assumed she knew because Julia was laying right next to you. And the synapses, we've established at least at that age. I wasn't particularly bright. Yeah. So the synapses aren't firing that well. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it was like, you know, probably 10 minutes later, I'm thinking to myself, oh, you fucking idiot. You shouldn't have even, oh, you should have just made up something. Yeah, it's so interesting. Because it made continuing to work there rather tense. Right, right, right. But she, when she found out it was, so you say Julie, and then what is she, and then like, does she drive off and go to work?

Do you guys take the day off and, like, try to talk about it? Like, what happens? Well, we went back to the apartment and, you know, we were just talking there and, you know, she's crying and, you know, all of what you would expect. Yeah. And we're talking. And then, you know, she just said, well, like, I got to go to work. Well, the work I was doing, if you don't get started early in the morning, your day's fucked. So my day was fucked.

So I just went by the office. And my boss was the one who was with us on the trip and he was the one being in the other girl that was with. with us. Yeah. He's married too. Yeah, of course. So he can, he can, he can, he can, he can, he can, he can, he can, he can, he can, he can't be the life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, I told him what was going on. So, um, I left there early and I went home and, you know, he, he, he had suggested I strip off all the bed sheets and wash them and, you know, really clean up the apartment. No, that's what you do when the wife doesn't know. I mean, who cares that? Right. Oh, thanks for cleaning the fucking sheets. I mean, what does that have to do with anything? you do that when you don't want to get caught and they don't know

well his point was you know she saw you in your bed every time she looks at those sheets you know and I'm like yeah fuck it I'll wash them with the hell wash them throw them out if his point I just think that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard probably what I should have done but we were poor at the time anyway okay so you wash the sheets so how come she doesn't leave you totally do you guys have kids at this time no no never never how did you talk your way out of it

I just basically I told her the truth you know because what was the truth the truth was that you had cheated on her before you didn't tell her that right I didn't tell her that no I told her the truth about this one right that you know that it was just sex and there was no emotional attachment on my part right and in fact and she knew this in fact I didn't particularly outside of the sex I didn't particularly like Julie that much she she was there wasn't anything really wrong with her she just personality-wise, we weren't compatible personalities. We had compatible genitalia, and that was about it. Right, right, right. That's so interesting. But that's like real-life shit. Like, that's actually very true. You know, that's like, just because you have chemistry with somebody, right,

doesn't mean that you're compatible with them in any other way. And that can happen a lot of the times. Absolutely. That's right. I mean, and really, I mean, at that time, my chemistry with Julie was that she apparently, you know, she was apparently okay with banging me. So that was really all it took then. Right, right.

It was just sex. So you, you, you, you, you, You swore about that. It was absolutely the truth. Right. Try to stop moving because I hear a lot of shit going on the background. Oh, absolutely. You, uh, it's okay.

Uh, you know, and then she eventually, she decides to like stay with you and eventually this blows over. I mean, it probably took a while. I mean, I, I still work there for a while and Julie still worked there for a while. And there was always awkward moments. Every Friday night, um, we had a pizza party for the end of the week. And my wife would oftentimes come over. and eat some pizza with us.

So she made damn sure she was coming over. Oh, my God. She was pissing her territory. Yeah, yeah, totally. I mean, at that point, it's just like that's the only thing she could do to get control. Because she can't trust you at that point, right? She doesn't trust you.

I trust takes a while to get back, right? I wasn't in a position where I could just quit, and I certainly couldn't expect Julie to quit. So. Right, so she just had to be in the middle of it. Poor thing. Well, it was worse when, when the whole company went to a Christmas party in New York together.

And, you know, of course, my wife went with us. Yeah. You know, all of the significant others went with us. Yeah. And it wouldn't have been so bad except the flight home. The seats were arranged such that Julie had to sit in our row. Oh, hilarious. I was like, you know what?

We're moving. And so I took a, I pulled us back to a couple of seats in the back and, you know, a stewardess come by and said, I really need you to sit in your seats. And I'm like, I understand, but I have a bladder infection. And I need to be really close to a bathroom. That was a good. See, in that situation. So you do know how to talk your way out of things.

Let me tell you. I got better. Yeah. Because listen, the truth is, like, even though your wife caught you and you felt really terrible, it didn't stop you from cheating on her. Because I know you did say that recently you met somebody that you cheated on her. with and you guys are having like three sums with another guy like I mean like you're still cheated on her after that. I just smart I just try to be smarter about it right and eventually she learned to

trust you or do you think that like I mean did she ever like how did like she how long did it take before you felt like things went kind of back to normal it's I guess it was probably no I don't know about years maybe a year or two before we at least pretended like things were normal right But, you know, for a while there, if I had to legitimately go out of town for work, you know, I could, she wouldn't say anything, but I could see that, you know, she was a little worried. But, you know, and honestly, after, after Julie, I guess it was, it was several years before. I had another opportunity that I, that I actually went for. Right. And so you start, you kept cheating on her. And I know that, like, the woman that you met, like I said, you, there's somebody recently that you.

met that you had a threesome with, right? I mean, how many women do you think? Can you count the women that you've cheated on her with, or is it like not? Oh, yeah. It's not like it's a revolving door. Right, right, just like a handful. Yeah, just a handful. I mean, there was Amy, Julie, another woman.

How did you do the threesome with the one recently? Five, maybe six. Okay. Well, we'll get to the, the, the, you had a threesome like you, with another guy, right? Right? With one of the girls that you're fooling around with, like currently, right? That's right. Okay. And who was the guy that you called into it?

Was it somebody that you were like blowing? Was it that kind of threesome? Or was it just her and the guy, both of you? This was, this guy was, and is. Oh my God. You're doing like you're walking or something. You're getting like noise. No, I'm sitting outside.

Oh, it's a little windy. And then my pinhole projector just fell over. So that's probably what you heard. Okay, go on. But this guy's, I've been friends with him since elementary school. We grew up together. And we were actually, we had been in business together. And I told him, he was the first person I ever told.

And really only one of the only people that is in my life that I've told about my half-sister and I. And when I finally, when I started writing my blog, Yeah, you have a blog. That's right. Years ago, I was writing a blog, you know, just a regular blog about my military experience. Yeah. And he used to like to read that. He said, oh, you're a great writer.

I like to read your blog. So when I started writing the sex blog and my feelings, because at the time I wrote it, I wasn't able to get anything going with a guy. You know, I wasn't able to suck a dick. Yeah. So I was kind of going back and forth on whether I'd tell them about the blog or I felt like I was writing some pretty interesting stories, but, you know, this is somebody in my real life who's going to know I've got this thing going on.

Right. Because you started a sex blog. Is it just to, was it something that you wanted to do because you wanted a place to sort of like put those feelings and stuff? Because you weren't sort of satisfied and it was a way to get it out. Absolutely. I mean, it was my way of just dealing with things. It was just to write it out. But more importantly, to have people read them in common.

on him, but not necessarily people I knew. Right. I hear you. Okay. So, um, so you tell this guy. Uh-huh. I, I tell him about the blog. He reads the blog and he's like, oh, you know, hey, don't worry about it. I don't care. And we've shared some other things in our lifetime. So I know some things about him. And it's, he's cool about it. And I mean, he's always complained about his wife won't go down on him. And I've offered it. I've said, dude. I'll do it. And he's like, no, that's too weird. And I'm like,

it's only weird if you haven't drunk enough so right but um so that but that part's never happened it it might right you know certainly not just him and i one-on-one but if we if we have another threesome with the woman and i don't think she'll mind i'll call her out by her blog name she's simply sexy okay so she has a blog you have a blog called curious rob that's right right she has a blog called Simply Sexy. And if like, are this is, yeah. And she, she learned about me through James's blog.

Right. James is a guy that I had on recently that this is how I found you or you found me because James was the guy who came on and he has that blog as well. That's right. Mm-hmm. Okay. So, so, you know, she and I, she contacted me and said, you know, we live in the same area. And I'm like, God damn, I'm telling too much about where I live for people to, you know, find me.

Yeah. And so, but, you know, we started talking and then we met up and had sex. And that started, yeah, that's kind of off again on again as well, just because there's enough distance between us. And I do still go through times where I feel like, you know, I need to stop doing this shit. You know, I'm too old to be messing around and it would really hurt the wife if she found out, you know. But then the situation comes up and I'm like, okay.

Yeah, right? I mean, you're still, because how old are you now? I'm a guy, yeah, yeah, totally. You still can't pass it up. That's why it's still odd to me that that guy passed up your blowjob. I mean, you could say whatever you want about him, but like, you know, he could close his eyes and just lean back and, like, enjoy it. Maybe he wasn't gay.

Maybe I met a closet in heterosexual once. Like, I swear to God. Maybe he wasn't fucking gay. He's current, and we're talking now about the guy from back when I was a 19. Yeah. He's currently, according to his sister, who I know, and she doesn't know anything about us, but, you know, who I know her. I haven't seen him since the 80s. Yeah.

But according to his sister, he's the biggest drag queen prostitute in our, you know, in the town over for me. Oh, interesting. I want him on my podcast. That's interesting. Maybe, yeah, I don't know. I would love to get into his head of why he turned you down. because it's like, but, you know, he's obviously acting out sexually at this point in his life. All right.

So wait, back to you. So you, so simply sexy is the one that you had, the threesome with, with the guy that you're friends with, right? That's right. And so that was strictly like her doing the both of you guys. Did you guys do double penetration with her? Was it like? We did not. And it was really, it was more like, and, you know, when she listens to this, to this podcast,

I just want to make sure that she realizes it was more that we were servicing her, but we were perfectly, me and in fact, he's also a rob. So he's the other rob. Yeah. We were, you know, we were taking care of her. We weren't concerned about ourselves at the moment. We were enjoying what was happening, but it was about her at that point. She got robbed, two robs, robbed times two.

She got fucking robbed. She could use that as a. Yeah, that's a good title for her simply sexy blog about you guys. So she, yeah. The blog that she wrote about the threesome, because we both wrote our blogs from our perspective about it. And the title of hers was a much needed R&R. Oh, that's good too. That's really good.

So listen, you can, so that's what's interesting. That if people that are listening now want like the details about, you know, these hookups that you're talking. about they could go to your blog and get your your point of view of like what happened with her right and all these other stories that we're talking about more in detail right because i want to get to this the the um sister stuff the half sister not sub sister that half sister stuff um and yours is curious bob now how is that like at blogs but like what is the actual like place where you do the book you know i thought about this this morning i should have looked at it's been a long time since i've written it's okay you know what you'll do is you'll email it to me and i'll just put it

in the description so people know. You got it. The description of where you could find that blog is there. And then you could also find Simply Sexy. Google that blog, Simply Sexy in quotes with blog, and you can find her story about when she fucked both robs. And then so, okay, so you had a threesome with her.

You eventually did meet some guys that came in your mouth, and that was like pretty fucking amazing. Now we're in your 40s, right? And everything's starting to go down, right? Yeah, that's right. Where do you meet the guys? who finally came in your mouth. You met that guy at work too, right?

Do you want the story of the first guy or the first guy that came in my mouth? The first guy that came in your mouth. Okay. Because that's when it really became, because that's when you realize, like that's your thing, right? It's not really.

That's when I realized. That's what you need. So that happened and I'm not grossed out about it. That actually was pretty damn cool. Right. This is a guy that I worked with. And he, you know, he's openly gay. He's married to, well,

in our state, he was just recently able to get legally married, but they had had a ceremony, a ring ceremony or whatever. So, but, uh, he was, he was a trainer for work that I was doing. And he, he's just a natural kind of flirt, you know, he's not, he's openly gay. He's not a flamboyantly openly gay, but he's openly gay. And if he thinks somebody's attractive, he'll, you know, flirt with him. Yeah. Um, and he flirted with me. And it always makes me uncomfortable when anybody flirts with me because of the low self-esteem. I just can't believe. It's like that inner fat kid.

It's because you were fat as a kid. It's like that inner fat guy. And, you know, and I just never believe it. I'm just like, you know, what's this person's angle? Are they just trying to, you know, embarrass me or whatever? But he was still, I mean, we got along well and, you know, we talked all the time. And then I left that job and started working another job. So about that time, I mean, this low-key burn that's always been in the back of my mind that, you know, I wanted to suck a guy's dick.

Yeah. Finally flared up in, I guess it was 2012. And I was just absolutely, it got to the point where I was frantic to do it. I don't know any other way to explain it. It just I had to do it. I was going to go fucking crazy if I didn't. It was the time. it just it just

you couldn't take it anymore I couldn't take it yeah and so I did what I swore I'd never do I got on Craigslist and I started posting and I you know I would talk to guys and oh there was this one situation that I thought was going to be perfect it was a guy who was married and curious

and his wife wanted to watch him with another guy right trading pictures I was talking with the you know email and the guy's wife she wasn't going to get involved necessarily but she would be there she would be there there and she and I and oh my god and then suddenly they dropped off of the face of the earth no more uh they wouldn't reply any messages you know and i i only sent like two or three i didn't

start bombarding them i'm just not that kind of person but yeah you know they just absolutely stopped you know and i'm like the last one i sent was like you know if i'll change your mind that's cool um you know i'd rather know for sure but that's fine you know i'm not going to harass you anything but if you change your mind my address is going to be the same right you know so and i've never heard back from them but that happened too often you know with with guys i would talk to you know and you know it seemed like it was going to close and then it just wouldn't and then in that time and we'll kind of gloss through it but in that time i did meet up with a guy and we rented a hotel room and we spent a few hours together. In fact, in that time, I came, but he didn't.

You came, because you were like jerking off, I guess. No, I came from him, him sucking me. I wasn't, you weren't even touching yourself in the slightest. What's that? You didn't, like, you weren't touching yourself, is what I'm saying. Like, you weren't jerking off while he was doing, while you were doing that. No. No? So you can have an organism without any, I need to. I need to. stimulation whatsoever? Well, he was, he was sucking. He was, but wait, wait, wait. Am I, like, talking to the wrong person?

No. Okay, please. Okay, let's, like, because this is what I remember. We've only been talking for 47 minutes. I know. And I apologize. It's confusing. You told me you never had, it's only the guy that ate it in your mouth.

I, the correction is, I said that's the only, the only thing I'm interested in. Okay. But when I was talking to this guy, he was in the same boat as me, married, curious, and interested in sucking. Okay. So, you know. To get what you wanted, you had to let him do what he wanted to. It was like a fair trade. I'll give you mine, you give me yours.

Okay, I get that. But I think that you, the way you said it, it seemed like you had never done that either. You just do that if you have to so that you could do what you want. Okay. That's right. I mean, it's... Because you did say, listen, okay, you did... I don't mind it.

I don't mind it if the other guy's doing it. It's just not my thing. I'm just not getting into it. Right. Okay. Okay. So, but anyway, so that was the, that was the first time. But you did get into it enough that you did.

You said you came in that situation, right? That's right. Okay. I really had to concentrate to do it. You know, it just, it wasn't doing anything for me, whereas if it had been, I mean, I've never seen you. But if it had been you, I would, trust me, it would have been completely different. But also, weren't you, like, were you, like, were you, oh, right.

Okay. So you were really concentrating just so you'd, like, get off and have fun, right? So, and then you did. And then you did it to him and he did, right? No, he did not. Okay, he did not. Yeah, the very first time he did not. So I, so I no longer worked at the place where the gay guy were.

Yeah. But he, you know, I, I, I, I, I, still had his, his phone number, and one day I texted him and said, hey, would you meet up with me? And we met it for lunch. And partially, I just wanted to talk to somebody who would understand about how I was feeling about that. Because, you know, I still hadn't had the big things. It was still just a, you know, just a gnawing, you know, I got to do this. Yeah. And so I talked to him and kind of what I was hoping what happened did happen. He was interested in it, well, I volunteer his tribute. Yeah. But logistically, we were trying to work out when it was going to happen. And then a week

before, you know, his husband was going to be out of town. And I had a good cover story for my wife. I was going to go by there and fix his wireless and blah, blah, blah. And a week prior, he said, Rob, I just can't do it. I feel too guilty. I can't do it. Okay. And I'm like, dude. dude it's cool it's fine you know i was disappointed but you know i get it i completely get it i don't feel the same way but i completely get it so you know we let it drop and then um we still message back and forth as friends here and there but we just kind of let it drop and then about a year later um we decided to meet up for dinner and um we it was in a mall area and so we ate And then we were walking around the mall.

And he had made little like innuendo jokes here and there. And I was getting embarrassed and blushing because I'm just that kind of person. I just get awkward, you know, when people are flirting with me. And at one point we were walking by the restrooms and there was a family restroom there. And he said, oh, those family restrooms are nice. You can lock the door. And I said, yeah. He said, but don't you have to get a special key for him?

And I said, no. And I walked over and pushed the door and said, see, we could just walk right in there. if we wanted to. And so we walked right in there. And that's where you did it. Eventually, yes, because I was just, I was a nervous wreck. I was just, I couldn't, I couldn't, I could barely function. Right. I needed him to make the first move and he refused to make the first move. And I'm just sitting there going, God damn, I can't do this. But finally, you know, I said, do you want to see my dick? And I mean, you know, yeah. So I pulled out my dick and he pulled out his and that I put mine away because again I didn't care about him doing anything for me and

I went over there and just started sucking him and uh about five minutes into it I heard of like nine or 10 year old kids went running up and down the hallway they were looking I guess they were with their mom looking for a family bathroom and they're banging on the door which we had thankfully locked and I thought that was going to interrupt the mood and I stopped and I went to stand up and he just looked at me and shook his head and pushed me back down and I'm like okay if you're into it I am right and so we continued on and then I had I felt him tensing up and I'm like it's going to happen it's going to happen it's going to happen and he came and I had to laugh when James was talking to you last week and he talked

about the first time the guy came in his mouth and he you know was bitching about you know what are women always complaining about with this shit right because he loved it to me I didn't I wasn't absolutely certain he had came really maybe my mouth was just watering a little bit more and so I swallowed a little bit and I'm like okay there's that end of a taste yeah I'm like holy shit that was that was nothing well maybe you didn't have a lot or the consistency was a little bit it's possible I mean I'm a pervert so I've I've tasted my own come before and mine is thick and it's right there in your face and And my wife talked about, oh, it's so bitter. And I'm like, well, you call it bitter. I just think it tastes like, come, you know. And that was really, it was, it was good. I'm glad it happened.

But it was almost disappointing because it was almost like it didn't happen. You know, because. And, but that was the last time that I did anything with him. You know, we just, we text his friends now and then, but that's it. Right. And then there was one other guy that I, finally did make a Craigslist meeting

happen. And that happened. God damn, that guy's dick. So thank God. I really hope, okay, because we're going to get on to the sister stuff,

but I really hope that when it comes to the guy thing that you do, that you really are careful. Because imagine your wife, I mean, it's bad enough when you're cheating on somebody,

like your wife with the women, but if she found out about the guy stuff? You know, after, 20 some years, I honestly don't have a read on her as to what her reaction, if it would be different because it was a guy if she would think. Come on.

Oh, my God. You're out of your mind. You still, you really are. What is the word you use, naive? I mean, you really don't understand people. Or maybe you're just very different. Listen, she would be, what do you really think? Do you actually think her knowing you like that she wouldn't be surprised?

she know that you have those fantasies? No, she would absolutely be surprised by it. It would, it would, it would, it would floor her. That's so that's what it would be. And the fact that you, that, it would be like a double thing. One, you're cheating. It's not about the cheating. It's that you're like this person that she didn't even know.

It's like, it's a big, huge secret. I think that that's pretty major. I guess in, I guess in my mind, you know, that feels more justified because I could tell her, look, I mean, you give me everything I need except a dick. That's all I was doing. Yeah, it's just so much more complicated than that. Just all I'm saying is just so that your naive bubble about this doesn't have to be broken at some point, okay? Even though it would be a good podcast, and I would definitely have you back on then.

But do yourself a favor and stick to the restrooms in other towns or something so that she never finds out that shit. Because that would be it. That's a whole different thing. Yeah, I am definitely, I mean, the whole Craigslist things, I mean, I'm very overly cautious with. that as well. Yeah, with your phone, with your internet, because, you know, it's like the time that you got caught when she came back to the house when you didn't know, like,

shit happens. Like, on my intro, there's like a thing where I said, like, my only advice to you is to rehire your whips and chains, because I just like always, like, when I talk to these men who are cheating or living double lives and then they have these, like, sort of things that they do that there's traces of them around and how

like sort of stupid they are in, you know, sort of covering their tracks with things sometimes is pretty bad. And that's how people get caught with internet searches, with stuff online, with pictures, with their phone. You know, so you really have to be careful. And you should be, but let's get to, especially with the sister stuff too. So like how do you, so you wind up meeting and finding out. Did you know always that you had a half sister?

Absolutely had no idea. She, you know, she had been adopted from the woman who gave birth to her, put her up for adoption immediately. And so, you know, but she grew up. knowing that, you know, she was adopted and she knew a little bit about our father. Later in life, she started digging a little bit into it. She has a half-brother from the other side, from her mom, her birth mother. And so she knew that side of her family, but she really wanted to know her paternal side of her family. And your father had no idea that he had gotten this woman.

Oh, no, he knew. He didn't tell anybody else. He died back in 82, but he didn't tell anybody. else that I know of. Right. Nobody else in, you know, either his family or anyone else. So I had no clue until 2010. I get an email, you know, that I thought, at first I thought it was spam because, you know,

it was coming from a male's email address. It turned out to be her husband. Come from a male's email address. And, you know, the person obviously is talking as a woman. And so I'm getting. ready to throw it away. And then I just, a line caught my eye. I don't remember which one it was, but it might have been the one saying, I think we're related. So, you know, I read through it. And, you know, she's laying out what she's found out about, you know, this is my father.

And I think that's, I think that's your father. And I'm like, well, that is my father. I don't know if it's her father. Yeah. So we emailed back and forth a few times. And the more I found out from her, the more it sounded like she was absolutely correct that we were real and that it was my father. How many years older was she than you? No, she was younger than me. I mean younger? Yeah. Oh, so your father was a cheat too.

Yes. Oh, I'm thinking this happened way before you. Oh, okay. It's in your jeans. It's like diarrhea. There you go. But, you know, we talked and then. Yeah, I said, well, look, I mean, we could go back and forth on whether or not this is true just based on the information.

And it sounds like it is, but the only way we're going to know for sure is if we get a blood test done. Yeah. So he agreed to get a blood test done. And the first time we met was outside that office. And, you know, I'm like, she's cute. Yeah. But even, and believe me, being the pervert I am, I've always been a fan of incest fantasies. Uh-huh.

But fantasies, you know. Right. I mean, I've got two older sisters. Right. You're not attracted to them. Right. I jerked off a number of times to thoughts of doing things with them, but not because I was, you know, attracted to them as people, but just because it was the whole, you know, incest fantasy thing. Uh-huh.

So, you know, but it's just, it's one of those things that you fantasize about, but you never think is going to happen. Mm-hmm. But about, like when you're doing the fantasies, you would actually picture your actual sisters. I don't know that everyone. does that. Oh, no, I'm not saying everybody does that. Right, but people do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's just a thing.

But you did, yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely did. And the middle sister, whether knowingly or not, they made plenty of material for the spankment. So. What, by walking around sort of in, like, outfits and shit like that? She spent a lot of time getting sun outside in our yard. She would come in, and she would want me to put baby lotion on her back.

Right. And she would be topped during that. Now, she, you know, kept her back to me so that I couldn't see anything. But as I would put lotion on her back, I would also, you know, hey, your sides need lotion too. And I would brush up against her nipples and stuff. And she was probably 15 at the time. And I was 12, I guess. Right.

She, you know, and I'm thinking to myself, she doesn't even know I'm doing it these days. I'm like, she absolutely knows I was doing it. Yeah, that's weird wiring to get crossed at that time of me because you're like at an age where like all of those hormones are sort of surging right and there's like there's like tits in your face and they happen to be your sisters but they're probably the first pair you see right so it's like a little uh that yeah but anyway you know but again those those were all fantasies and throughout my life i would fantasize about just that's probably where you started getting them from right i mean oh yeah from situations like that yeah um although i wouldn't i wouldn't at all

blame my sister for that because I'm not blaming anyone I'm just saying it makes sense of why you sort of took that because I'm saying not everybody thinks those things or has those fantasies you know but like if you were your sister was walking around like that and then you were you know that's the way stuff I think could happen especially at those that age you know because things are you know you are getting in touch with your sexuality at that point you know so I think that that is interesting and No one's to blame. It's all innocent stuff, but it, it sort of makes sense in the story. You know, so you continue to have these sort of fantasies.

You see, me, or her, she's cute, your step, your half sister. You find out that she is your half sister, I'm assuming. Right. How does it, like, how does it eventually turn into the, like, you guys start fling around? Like, where does that happen? Well, it was, it was really all on her. I mean, like I said, I fantasized about it. I mean, almost from the first time we met, I fantasized about just certain circumstances.

And these aren't just fantasies where it was just sex. The fantasy was from the beginning, you know, the conversations, the flirting and, you know, all this stuff. I had... What do you mean the flirting? When did the flirting start between you two? Well, no, I'm talking about in my fantasies. I fantasize flirting situations. Okay.

I would spend time on that without even ever getting to the fantasy sex part. I would fantasize about the flirting, you know? Uh-huh. So, but it was something I was never going to do anything about. There's no way I would have ever been the one to make the approach. But she and I were Skyping one night. Her husband was getting ready to go out of town with his father. And so she was going to be coming into our town where we live and staying with us for the weekend.

And the night before she was supposed to come in, we were on Skype, just text chatting. We weren't even, we didn't have the cameras on. We were just text chatting. And she started telling me about, you know, she was saying, because we were going over to my friend, the friend that I had the threesome with, we were going to go over to his house for a pool party. And he was going to meet my half sister for the first time. And so she was talking about, oh, I can't wait to see you in a bathing suit. And, you know, I'm like, trust me, you haven't missed anything. You know, I'm trying to downplay.

She's like, oh, no, no, no, no. And I started getting this feeling. So I said, honestly, I'm looking forward to seeing you. in a suit too. And she's like, yeah, you know, and we're just going to come forth like that. She said, you might be my second brother. And I'm like, whoa, wait.

Yeah. Uh-huh. And so it came out that she had a thing going with her other half-brother, the one on her mom's side. Oh, my God. I can't even handle this. Wait a second.

Well, that's what I was thinking. I was like, you've got to be kidding me. This is, holy shit. You had hit the jackpot as far as your fantasies are concerned for you, considering that this was like a thing for you. And then it's obviously a thing for her. And she had already crossed the line. So now at this point, like it's going to happen. Yeah.

So, well, but me being me, I'm like, so do you think it would happen with us? It's like anybody else has been like, idiot. Of course it's going to. That's why she's bringing it up. But, you know, I'm like, I don't know. Let me just tell you something. You're very similar to this other guy who has. had on that was like act so oblivious there's some part of you that has to know these things like

you act like like it's a he was like a very similar personality type it's very interesting to me because you sort of play and i don't think like you're aware of this right but you play this sort of naive like bumbling kind of like moron yeah you're always in these sort of situations that a bubbling more would not find themselves in like this is all playing out exactly how you want Goofy awkwardness, sexy. I don't know. So, yeah, so that's your thing. So, like, maybe it's not as subconscious as I'm saying.

But, like, come on. So there are you, so she says that and you say that. And then what happened? And I said, let's, you know, let's turn the cameras on. Yeah. If nothing else, I'm going to see your tits. Yeah. You know, so we turn the cameras on.

And I said, can I see your tits? And so she looked around and made sure her daughter wasn't around. How old was she at the time? Let's see I was I was 45 So she was 40 I guess she had just turned 41

Okay cool And was she hot Oh my God Oh I mean Honestly I mean not Nobody in my life has ever been this hot That I've had You know these relationships with

Right right okay I mean honestly It's just It's never been like that And so we get on the camera and I'm like, can I see your tit? So she checks around and makes sure anybody's going to walk in on her. And, you know, she pulls her shirt up. And I'm like, holy shit.

I said, what size were they? Right. Were they huge? Like real? Not huge. I'm not really into big tits. She's probably, she says she's a C cup, but I know she's a B cup. Okay.

I've seen her bras. Right. Okay. But they're just perfect. They're, they're, I mean, they're perky. I mean, even at 41, there was no sag to them. And even now, this is a few years later now. They're still good.

They're still good. Although it's been a while since I've seen them, unfortunately. But, I mean, they're still good. But so, you know, she showed them to me. And now, I'm texting with her and got a video chat open with her now. My wife is sitting right beside me on the couch, on the other side of the couch. Oh, my God. But she's so, she's got her nose.

so deep into baseball that she has no clue what's going on. My wife is a really big baseball fan. Right. Right. Right. When we were scheduling our call, it was all around your wife's baseball schedule. Exactly. Right?

Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, okay. So you're doing this right while she's sitting right next to you. Right. Oh, my God. You're so. I'm not.

You're like, ballsy. I don't know what the word is, but there's another word. I had my screen tilted so that she couldn't see. And I knew if she looked over, I had, you know, the mouse cursor was right up by the X. And I could click and it would be gone before she'd notice. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I got it. So I was covering as best as I could under the circumstances.

But come on, I'm getting a chance to see my sister's tits. I'm going to take a risk. Right. So now, obviously, I wasn't, you know, taking anything out or anything off at the time. Because she is right there. I'm not that ballsy. Uh-huh. But, uh, so we.

we do that night. I mean, I could not sleep that night. I mean, I had wood from hell and I just absolutely was nothing. Yeah, because this is like, this is like,

and especially with you, right, with somebody who had other kind of like, sort of, you know, fetish fantasy. This is a lifelong dream.

Yeah, of something that's very, very taboo, not just for you, like just in general. I mean, it's probably like the most taboo thing, right?

Add that on top of it, right? To the, fact that you've been sort of thinking about this for very long and it was a taboo that you were into right and then so there's it's really is like the perfect storm for you to be like you said like just up all night with a raging heart yeah and and and i was so tempted to you know my wife sleeping beside me and i'm not going to get anything it might have even been shark week that week i don't know i was i just knew i wasn't going to get anything from her and i was tempted to jack off but i'm

like hell hell no because my sister's coming the next night she's coming over the next night and I don't know what's going to happen, but I want to be locked and loaded when it does. Yeah. So, but I didn't sleep at all that night, not very well. Understandably so. Well, the next morning after the wife went to work, my sister and I got back on Skype. And, you know, she started, and this is, this is kind of, this proved to be kind of a pattern. You know, she's kind of acting like, oh, I can't believe I did that.

I never do those kind of things. I can't believe I did that. And I'm like, okay, okay. Oh, she's kind of like you. You probably both get it from that father of yours. And your father was the same. God knows who he was fucking when he was cheating. Well, there's a story about that.

I don't know if I should tell that. Oh, really? We might have to hear that one too. Okay, go on. Well, anyway. So we're, you know, we're back on Skype. And, and I was in my, I was just in my, like, around the house, gym shorts and a t-shirt. And, you know, she was, she was, like, dressed for.

for the day because she was going to be heading out in a little while. And we're talking. And I'm like, well, I want to see them again. And she's like, I can't do that. And of course, she did. Yeah. And then, you know, she pulled her shirt back down and we were talking. And I said, you want to see mine?

And she said, yeah. And I was heavier then than I am now. Uh-huh. So I pulled my shirt up. And she's like, that's not what I want to see. Right. They're boobs. I mean.

But so, I mean, finally, I stood up, pulled my shorts down, and she was like, ooh. And this was another pattern for her. She had a way of saying things in just an offhand manner that would just send me story. Right. You know, I mean, as soon as she saw me, and, you know, of course, she could have just said it. But she was like, that's impressive. Right. She just, her way was like really sort of work for you.

Right. And so we wound up masturbating together on campus. camera. And, you know, she, she loves to see the come shot. So, you know, I got as close as I could to, I was on my laptop using the laptops camera and I got as close as I could to it without, you know, completely ruining my laptop. Yeah. And, and, and, you know, she, she came. And so, you know, I'm on cloud nine all day. And I got to go to work. And, you know, so, you know, just, I just can't stop thinking about when she's going to get there. And then so that evening she came by. And she, the reason she was in our town was she was supposed to take care of something at her father-in-law's

house. And she had said she was just going to stay at her father-in-law's house that night. Yeah. And then come over the next morning and we'd hang out, you know, the three of us would hang out. So at one point, we got home. And it was me and my wife and my sister. We'd gone out of the dinner and we got home and I went outside to smoke a cigar and my wife come out and said, I'm so sorry. I forgot that I was supposed to drive Sissy back to the house later. I already had two shots. And I'm like, well, I won't drink. I haven't drink yet and I'll just drive her over there. And of course, I'm thinking, you know, here's an opportunity. Well, as the night went on, we just decided there's really no reason for her to stay at her.

father-in-law's house she just needed to go by there and pick up some things and I said I'll do it and my wife said okay y'all do that yeah because the last she's the last thing she's thinking is you and her right this is the perfect situation yeah it's as much as she would trust you with a guy same thing exactly right although she shouldn't entrust me with either exactly so we we you know we drive over to her father-in-law's house and and we're walking around and I'm following her like a puppy dog panning after her, just wanting something, some confirmation because, you know, all this time there's, you know, we haven't had a chance to talk about any of the things that had happened earlier, you know. And on the ride over there, I kept trying to, you know, like edge into a conversation about it.

And she'd kind of half-heartedly shoot me down, you know, and change the subject. So I'm following her around the house while she's picking up, you know, overnight supplies that she would need for staying over at our house. And she finishes everything up. And she turns to me and, you know, she says, so what else? And I said, how about a kiss? And she was immediately in my arms. Right. I swear I love my wife and I'll never leave her.

But if there was ever a person that I would, it would be. Your sister. Your listeners are going to go, it would be my sister. How come? There is, I mean, we're a lot of like anyway, which is, I guess, normal because we're brother and sister, even though we didn't grow up together. We just discovered in our lives that we share so much. There's so much about our personalities that are the same.

But this is the first woman I ever kissed that it just felt absolutely right. Right. So the chemistry was pretty hard. Maybe it's because you're related. I don't know what's going on there. Maybe. Maybe it was just that whole thing. But, you know, I mean, for both of us, really.

And she, you know, and again, as part of that thing that she would do, she, you know, she was just like, you are the best kisser. Right. And I'm like, oh, my God, I've never kissed anybody like you. And she's like, hi, my God, right? So. And, and, but that's, I mean, I got her shirt up and was playing with her boobs. And that was heaven. And I briefly got my hand down in her pants and played with her pussy.

And that was just like, oh, my God. But we had to go. You know, we couldn't stay there. long. Yeah. Because my wife is still waiting for us and get back. So we get back. Now, the best part is my wife is going to work early the next morning.

She's going to be gone. Oh, her 6.30 a.m. Okay. I hope you waited longer than 15 minutes. This time. This time. Yeah. Yes.

So she, and believe me, that's in the back of my mind. You know, I'm doing the same fuck up. I'm planning to fuck a girl in my own house when my wife is just at work, you know. Yeah. And she doesn't work eight minutes away. So, you know, believe me, that's, that's there. But I feel like I've got my basis covered on that and what to do and all this stuff. So, you know, we wake up the next morning.

Actually, my wife and I woke up and I got her out of the house. And I sat in the living room and I thought, do I go in the bedroom and, you know, just lay down in the bed beside her. Do I, you know, just wait for her to get up or what? And she finally, you know, she comes stumbling out of the room. We'd all drink. Once we got home, we'd all drink, you know, a pretty good bit that night. And she'd come bleary out of the room. room and and come and sat down on the other couch. I was sitting on our main couch and she sat down

on the on the other couch and kind of laid down and you know doing that cutesy. Oh, I'm so tired and I'm so hung over kind of thing. Yeah. And I said, well, I'm going to kiss you. And she said, you are. And I said, yeah. And I went over there beside her and I kind of leaned down. I was hoping she would turn and, you know, we'd kiss. But she just kept snuggling into the couch. And so I wound up kissing her cheek and I'm like, God damn, that's like kissing my sister. Yeah. So, you know, at this point, I'm just thinking, I'm getting a little frustrated, you know, but I don't want to push it because, you know, she doesn't want her to do it. She doesn't want her do anything. So, but I'm a little frustrated. And I said, you know, I'm going to go take a

shower and she said, okay. So I went and took a shower. And when I come back out, she was up trying to let the dogs out of the house, but they were, you know, real excited. And she was just having a hard time dealing with it. So I got the dogs out. And then, um, And we, I guess, at that point, you know, we just, we finally started making out. And then we went back to her bedroom. And I got her undressed and she got me undressed. And, you know, we were kissing and fondling each other's bits. And then she sat on the edge of the bed while I was standing there.

And she was just stroking me. And she just kind of got this looking around. Like she was thinking, do I, don't I? And then she started sucking me. Right. Oh, Jesus. Christ. I could have died right then and I wouldn't have felt like anything in my life because that was that was the culmination. Right.

You know, at least I thought that until I actually started fucking her. And then that was a culmination. Just everything about it was amazing. It was just, I mean, we, we did everything. We, you know, we, we, we, we'd, 69. We, you know, I'd be fucking her for a while and then I'd back off a little because I'm going to make this last, you know. Right, right. You didn't want it to be over.

This might be a one-shot deal for all of them. And so I'd go back down on her and she'd start sucking me again. And, you know, we just, it felt like we were at it for like three hours, but it was probably 30 minutes. Right. And, you know, finally the big moment happened. And, you know, she, again, just matter-of-factly and kind of offhand. She was like, you know, God, damn, I came home. like four times.

Right. And I'm like, well, there's the eco boost I was looking for. And so we headed out and we had some other things we had to do that morning, her and I, we went and got some breakfast and stuff and come back to the house. And she said she's going to take a nap. And I said, okay. And, you know, I sat in a living room and about 15 minutes before my wife got home. I went back there and sat down on the bed with her.

And she said, I was hoping you'd come back here an hour ago. And I'm like, you idiot, why the fuck didn't you come back here an hour ago? You know, but so, you know, wife got home and we did, you know, we did our thing the rest of the day. And, you know, the next day was Sunday. And we were hanging out before we were going to take her back over to her father-in-laws because her husband was going to be home. And she was going to ride back with her husband. Even though her car was there, you know, it was just something. they did. So she's going to ride back

with her husband. And I was just absolutely, it felt like a hole had been ripped out of me. When we dropped her off. And, you know, my wife and I had a family, like, reunion type

thing to go to. And that day, I was just moping around. You know, I tried to hide it, but I was just I was just in a fun. You know, I was just like, I don't even know how to explain it. But then, you know, it just I didn't want, I didn't want her to go. I already did.

You know? I mean, you could have explained it to your wife and she might have like sort of understood it even if you just said like it felt like so, you know, I felt complete meeting my sister. She knew I was in a bit of a funk and, you know, and I said, it's really, it's nothing. It's just, you know, we had a really good time and now I'm just decompressing from it. It's just a, you know, it's not a bad down, but it's just a down because, you know, and she understood that. Right. And so how she thought. Right.

And so who reconnected and sort of kept this going? Because you're still like you, this is an ongoing thing, right, that you hook up with her, you know that? It was pretty much both of us. I mean, she had said from the beginning and I had agreed from the beginning that this was just, you know, it wasn't just that it was a one-time thing. But, you know, if we did it again in the future, it wasn't going to become a regular thing. Yeah.

You know, and her thing was, you know, we don't want to do it. We want to keep it special. And it can't be special if we're doing it all the time. And I'm like, cool. But I want it right now. Right. I kept trying to push for it. I'm like, look, we can meet halfway in between our two places and get a hotel.

And she's like, Rob, stop it. Right. You know. And so, you know, I'd try to back off. And then she would, you know, she would say something that would get me started up again. And I'd be like, well, then we can meet. She'd, Rob, stop it, you know. So this went on for a couple weeks.

And then, um, um, um, um, we went to we went to spend the night the weekend with them um my wife and i had to go to a wedding and then after the wedding we drove to their town and spent the weekend with them well just the night that first time just the night and um my wife got just just shit-faced drunk and went to bed early and then a little while later her husband went to bed so it was just the two of us out in the backyard and kind of a secluded area and you know we were talking about in and then we started make it out. But by that time, I was just absolutely hammered.

And I had a raging heart on. But there was just, she was giving me a blowjob. And I was just like, there's no way I'm going to come. So we stopped and we just kept talking, but cuddling on a little rocker, you know, those outside rocker things. Yeah. So we were sitting on that and just cuddling and talking until like four o'clock in the morning. And, you know, I was just telling her, look, you know, I get it.

But anytime we get a chance, I'm ready. Anytime you want it, I want it. I'm ripped. You know, and so really, I mean, from then on, it was only a handful of times that we had sex again after that. And, you know, her daughter's 16th birthday party. Everybody's, you know, in the house and gone to bed. We were staying at their place again. Everybody's in the house and gone to bed.

and I bent her over her husband's motorcycle and fucked her from behind. Oh, wow. That was, oh, my God, that was hot. And then the four of us went to Myrtle Beach together, edit that out, the four of us went on vacation together. Uh-huh. I get it. And her husband went to play golf, and my wife went down to explore around in the area, you know, doing what she usually does. Yeah.

And so we had about an hour and a half where nobody. was around and she was in the shower. She'd come out of the shower and she's looking around and she's like, oh, where's my husband? And he just left about two minutes ago. Oh, okay. Oh, and where's your wife? Oh, she's down out and about. Oh, okay.

Well, what do you want to do? And of course, we started making out and she's blowing me and I'm going down on her. And then I, you know, she's up on the bed on all fours and I'm fucking her from behind. It was just, I mean, I'm getting a hard on now talking about it. Right. And all of you guys are at dinner later with your wife, your wife, her husband, and everyone just acts like everything's cool. Is she very close with your wife? What's that?

Is she very close with your wife? At one point, I mean, they are kind of now, but yes, there is, you know, they call each other cissy. And, you know, they're, they're pretty close. Right. Yeah, keep that under reps, too, just like the guys. I mean, these are things that your wife should never find out. If you must know. Yeah.

There was one time that the wife almost caught us. You're kidding. Where were you on one of these vacation? No, it was another time we were staying the night at their house. And we weren't even supposed to. It was just kind of a last minute thing. And in fact, we had to wind up going to Walmart and picking up some supplies because we weren't intending to stay the night.

So her husband went to bed early, and this was the night that my wife just wasn't drinking much. But I was outside smoking a cigar and my sister come out and her husband had been making crude jokes about anal sex, you know, because they had just gotten into doing that like in the past week or so. Right. And, of course, you know, of course my sister's telling me about this because we're sharing everything at this. We don't have any boundaries at this point. I should have made this. Wait, I'm going to add this out, because we have to wrap it up. I've already had an hour and 25 minutes.

I've never had a podcast longer than this. I really should have made it in two things. We probably could have talked about the sister for like a whole hour. You know what I mean? Like I hate to cut it off because probably this is like so fascinating and you could probably have filled up a number, but I can't do a two hour podcast, really. Right. You know what I mean?

This is that 1.25. Okay. So keep going with this story and then we're going to wrap it up. Okay. So anyway. The anal, yeah. Try to try to shorten it up a bit. Yeah.

She come out and she goes, So apparently I like anal sex. And I'm like, it's never really been anything that's, that's been all that interesting to me. Yeah, I'll do it, but it's just not that big a deal to me. And she said, I guess you'd like a crack at it now. And I said, well, you know, if you want to. And she said, oh, hell, you'd tear me up. Right.

I looked at her and I'm like, not bigger than your husband? Oh, hell yeah. And again, that's just another one of those off-the-cuff remarks that she'd make that just, you know, absolutely. That you love. you need. Get me sorry. Yeah. Uh-huh. So we made out a little bit outside and then we went inside and she was getting ready to go to bed and my wife went to the bathroom. So we were standing behind a pillar that was between that bathroom and where she was going to go to bed and we were kissing. And then we stopped and we were just kind of hugging and my wife come around the corner.

You know, I didn't hear her until she said, what the heck? And we broke apart real quick and my sister said, good night and went running into her room. And what did your wife say? And my wife, well, she was just like, what the heck was that? And I'm furiously,

I'm drunk and I'm furiously going through. What did she see? What was you doing? And I realized all she saw was that we were standing there with our arms around each other. We weren't even, we weren't even kissing at that point. So, but I'm just too drunk to really coherently think through these things.

And, you know, I told her, you know, I don't know what you thought you saw, but it wasn't anything. I'm drunk. I need to go to sleep.

Right. And that was the end of it. Well, more or less, the next morning she woke up, we woke up. She was like, I know something was going on. I'm like, honey, nothing was going on. She's my sister. What do you think? And she's, you know, that gave her pause.

She's like, well, just look weird. And when my sister come out, she was showing us where she had banged her toe on a corner or something pretty hard. would have been too drunk to know it the night before. And she was already, like, the nail was already turning black. Yeah. And so I immediately said, you know, the next time I had my wife alone, I said, see, what happened was she banged her toe and she was crying. That's when I went over there.

Oh, and you know, holding her. Right, right. And then, you know, when she, just as you come out, Brian had called for her, that's why she went, run into her room. Oh, my God. I would be like, oh, please. You just heard her tell that story. Your wife believed, but that was cool that you're right. But you have to be like very, you are very brazen in what you do because like you're always doing this stuff like what she's around when he's around.

Like and well, well with my sister, I mean, a whole bunch of shit has happened between then and now. And the last time we had sex was in 2013. And it's most likely not going to happen again. Okay. I would jump at the opportunity if it came up. but she's, you know, she had a bunch of shit going on and now she's just, you know, she's just trying to be, you know, the good girl now. Right.

So she's not doing anything. And so that's perfectly cool. Right. And maybe you've got, yeah, in a weird way for you because you are just somebody waiting to get busted, kind of. I just have to say in the way that you do things. So maybe in a weird way, the best thing is that it kind of blew off and you made it out okay and you should be happy about that because like that would be the guy thing and the sister that would

be like very bad if she found out you know what I mean so it's good that it's under wraps now but it I struggled with it for a long time emotionally because you know again it it's not like I ever thought that I legitimately would leave my wife or my sister but it was always in the back of my mind if there was ever going to be anybody that I would this would be a person yeah that would have been of like a great like a book you know you could have done the talk show circuit if you guys came out about that i mean like that would be like some real interesting they could have done studies psychologist studies like you know it was the fuel for my blog i mean that you know that's i wrote over 300 blog entries and the majority of them were about my relationship with her

okay so that's but that's like really good to know because like literally this is like one of the longest i don't think i've ever had a podcast that's around for an hour and a half we've talked for an hour and a half. I saved the best for last. I'm probably my listeners are like, what the fuck had they? I would have preferred like an hour of that and then 30 minutes of everything else. You know, I don't know. I don't know. But I think all of the stuff that you told me was really interesting. So if people want to hear the details and get more of your story, they could find your blog. I will put the actual like URL in the intro for them to find it. It's your blog. Like you just said, there's 300 posts of it. So.

people could go and get more details because we're out of time on this show, but more details about all of this as well on your blog, right? That's right. And, you know, I, if you were still with her, I'd be like, call me back when you get busted. But, you know, call me back if you ever get busted with guys. And, but thanks so much for calling in and sharing all this stuff. It was fascinating. I mean, it's fascinating enough to do it an hour and 30 minutes.

No, I don't go for your whole goofy thing. Like, I mean, you think you pull that off with all these other people, but like, I think. Well, no, but I legitimately think my voice is goofy. Oh. Oh, I thought it was like your act, you know. No, no, no, it's not goofy. You're like from wherever you're from. It's like an accent.

Yeah, no. You can't change that shit. No pitch change will change that. Yeah. It's not goofy. No, it's just, you know, you're from wherever you're from. So it's cool. But yeah, no.

Thanks so much for calling in and telling your whole fascinating story. Well, thank you for letting me. Yeah. And I'll send everyone to your. your blog. Thanks, Rob. All right. Bye. Bye.

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