Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 199 - Gym Douche and his Girlfriend had a Really Hot Threesome with a Hooker in Vegas

Episode Date: October 9, 2017

Gym Douche calls in to talk all about the threesome him and his girl had with a really hot hooker in Vegas. How did they hook up with the hooker? How much did she charge? What exactly did they all do? Tune in for all the juicy details plus here a whole lot more about this commitment phobic, douchebag from the gym and his super open minded girlfriend. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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so I mean email at strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com today I have on a guy that I know it's a guy named Jim Doob I mean I haven't been my phone as Jim Dush I'm calling him maybe Jim Guy I still haven't figured out what I'm going to title this show but you know that guy at the gym

that looks like a fucking douchebag you know I think every gym has one or even maybe two or three of them you know um and that's this guy this guy is that douchebag and maybe most people don't ever talk to the douchebag across the way in the gym but i did and i became friends with him and he came to me one day and was like oh my god i have the hottest story like the hottest thing happened to me in Vegas and i was like oh you save it for my show because i've been trying to get him on my show for a while because he's just like a cartoon character i mean you should just hear the shit that comes out of his mouth not i mean because

besides the hot threesome story that he tells on this show, just pay attention to the weirdo words that he uses. I mean, I don't even know what half the shit he says means. I don't even know if, like, what he's saying. Like, I'm assuming that they're just words that are too big for me to understand, but maybe they're made up words. I don't know. It's not just words, too.

It's like phrases. He says phrases. And he's one of those people, and I think we all know this kind of person, too, that says, to make a long story short. And it's like by like 100% of the time that person that says that is like the most long-winded person that never shuts the fuck up. So I edited a bunch of, you know, let's make a long story short. I edited a couple of them out. But I left some in there.

It's really irritating. But interesting because like I said, he's kind of like the way he talks is like a bit odd. And you could tell he's a douchebag. But, you know, douchebags always get hot girls and girls that like, you know, you. you know, to have sex and his girl's like, his girl likes to have sex. And they have like a really hot threesome and he talks all about it on the show. The good news is she's actually coming into town in a couple of days. And she has agreed to come on my show because his girl is like really into S&M like hardcore and all kinds of things.

Interesting. So she's going to come on the show and talk all about that. But this is a preview about what she likes to do with her guy and, you know, and like I said, it's just a really hot threesome story. coupled with his douchebag grammar and his douchebag ways. So that makes it more entertaining. So I'm going to be right back on with Jim Douche. Do you have a story, lifestyle, or situation you can't talk about to anyone, to anyone?

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Great to be here. Yeah, good. I'm glad. You're a guy I know from the gym. You were actually, like, for a very long time, you were like the douchebag that I saw across the way at the gym. I was just always like, wow, that guy is a fucking douchebag. That was your opinion there.

mind as it may be. Right there. That's like a douchebag answer. And so, and then we eventually start talking. And you are like a douchebag, but I'm like a, like, I'm like a douchebag magnet for some reason. I think because my father was like a narcissist and I was raised by a douchebag. Like I've always wind up friends with douchebags, right?

No, it's because you're, not really. It's because you're very contrarian and don't attract normal human beings to go up with you. Okay. Dushbag. So anyway, so that's why I know. you're like and I call you gym guy right I like to just make up I nobody knows real names of people in my life because everyone just says fake names because I'm jacked and tan yeah you are you are the gym douche I mean I'm not the only person that looks across the way and thinks you're a douche other people do too you have a douche bag energy it's just the fact right don't you think yeah but yeah because most girls have bad fathers yeah and that's what we're going to be a bad guy in every movie yeah totally there's a reason for that right and the bad guy always gets the good The girl, right? A lot of nice guys out there would be like, yeah, that's the fucking way that it goes, right?

Like how many nice guys don't get girls and how many douchebags do? Correct. Yeah, you get a lot of girls. And that's what this podcast is going to be about. Because, like, you've got a lot of shit going on. I've wanted to have you on my show for a very long time because you are like the typical to me commitment phobic guy who has had a relationship with a girl since I met you, right? But you're always looking to like one up, right?

You've been looking since I met you. you were probably looking at me to be the one-up for your girl, right? She doesn't even live here. Like, you have a half-ass relationship with her, and you're always looking at, like, one-up, and you eventually did meet somebody who was better. And now you're kind of seeing both of them. I don't really know.

And then, but this girl is into threesomes, and she's like, lets you fuck other people. Like, when you, actually, when she was in town, recently, I got a text from you. Like, you want to have sex with me and my girlfriend. Like, she's really hot, blah, blah, blah, right? We were talking on the phone. Like, you guys look for other girls.

Right. And you're very new into your relationship. She also doesn't live here. Well, I would necessarily know. I wouldn't necessarily. Okay, but, right. It was an extra marital affair about three to four months before she got pinched. And in total, I'd say it's been going on about 14 and a half months. How long?

14 and a half months, 15 months. Okay, so that's a long time. But it's long distance. So it's a lot of texting and talking on the phone. Oh, correct. Yeah, and that's your thing. You're always in long-distance relationships. And we'll probably get into your commitment issues on this show because I've always wanted to have you on because I think it's a very common thing with a lot of guys.

But anyway, and you're like, what, 49, never been married, don't have any kids. Like, that's your deal, right? This girl. That would be correct. This girl's- Look, look far younger. I would say 35. I'm usually given, but that's neither here nor there.

Okay. Well, okay, I always ask my callers. Like, what would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, right? I know what you look like, but nobody else does. So, like, how would you do? describe yourself a scale of one to ten well it's not it's not only that you have to understand one thing there's some guys with great bodies there's some guys with great faces there's some guys with great smiles there's some guys that are great in bed there's some guys that dress good there's

some guys that great have nice cars i'm a turnkey operation there's no missing there's no holes in the armor so i would have to say you have all of the above given give and take all things considered if you eliminate the fact that i uh am not worth Seven figures, I would say taking that notwithstanding, I would say a nine, if I was worth seven figures, I would probably go a nine point five seven. Okay. No, if you're worth seven figures, like if you're a millionaire, right, you had a ton of fucking cash. You'd be like a 10.5 like every guy is. Haven't you ever seen that matrix?

What? I would probably have an STD or AIDS. No, you're kind of like, no, you're a very needy guy. who always needs a fucking girlfriend, okay? You can't do shit yourself. So you get these girls to date you and then you get them to do like your stuff and you're like a baby. So you always have to have them around. Like you're like a relationship guy.

You're not really like a- You cheat a lot. I would agree with you there and that the person we will discuss later was involved in threesomes. Happened to say that I have innate and a wonderful ability to have several girls who do several things for me, i.e. my computer tech does my computer stuff. Your expenses. My whatever I'm dating at the time handles my administration. Yeah.

You're like your fucking secretary. Yeah. So you're not like a player type of guy. You're like a relationship type of guy because you need shit from women. You don't know how to do stuff. I had to like copy and I had to text the cleaning lady for you recently because you just don't know how to do it. Yeah. Exactly.

So and so that's your thing. So you're very needy. And this is very typical to me of like narcissistic men. They're just big fucking babies at the end of the day. And they are very needy of other people as much as you think that like, oh, you're like this independent douchebag. I don't know if I'd say. I don't know if I would say needy. What I would say is I know my strong suits very well and I don't like to step out of my box and improve myself in other areas.

I'll have somebody do that shit for me. Okay. But didn't you get in a big fat fight with your girlfriend once because she had to do. a work thing around your birthday and you were like crying about it. Okay, you're a baby. And you know that. Yeah, that's a true story.

I think I got in a lot of fights with my girlfriend because she thought I was fucking you, but that's neither here nor there. Yeah, that doesn't mean it. And we weren't fucking. But what I'm trying to, I'm focusing on you, okay? We're not talking about that whole situation.

You were fucking a lot of people. Your girlfriend never trusted you because you did cheat on her. Like I said, you were the one-up guy. You were always looking. And I don't think that your fucking was about just getting fucked. your thing was like you're just always looking for the better thing you want the hottest best most perfect girl i won't necessarily say that because my ex is probably the hottest girl i've been with i think i look for different if somebody's in lacking in one component yeah that's what you're right if somebody's lacking in bed and beautiful looks i will try to find that person to fill that void right and what was the deal with you and your girlfriend that you know

was stuck around through everything, even though she really didn't trust you. Like I was getting phone calls from her. Like, I mean, this girl was like out of her mind crazy. And I understand it because she did catch you cheating many times. Me and you were not having sex, 100%. Like, I would admit it on my show, you know. But she thought that you were. And I was always like, I'm like your fucking beard, okay?

Because I know, I knew for a fact that you had another girl that you were after and you had made out with her. Like, I knew the real deal of what you were really doing. You were telling me that, right? So here she is going after me, like you're fucking me. And I knew you were with other people. I was your beard. Let's not get it.

Let's not get it twisted. I would have fucked you just out of curiosity sake. Of course, but I don't drink. But I don't drink and I don't do douchebags anymore. So that was never on the table. Like if I drank, like I might have been sloppy and threw one for the team. Do you know what I'm saying? But like I don't drink.

So I don't make mistakes. And douchebags, like your type of personality is not my thing, though. that type of guy is always attracted to me and I always wind up friends with them. And so we became friends. But like I said, your girlfriend was like sniffing around at me thinking I was the girl in your life when there was somebody else, right? And that didn't go anywhere, but eventually met this girl. And you told me recently like, oh my God, I had like, you went to Vegas with her, right?

And you have really hot sex with her. Like she's into S&M and like crazy stuff. We'll probably get into that. But you also said like I had the best night ever in my whole life. And I was like, that would be correct. Yeah. And I'm assuming it's a threesome. It happened in Vegas.

So like, I was like, can we tape that story? And this is like a long intro to what this show is going to be about. But that's what I wanted to get on tape. I want the hottest fucking Vegas story ever from you. So I don't know anything about it because I'm like, let's wait. Don't tell me one thing. And so I tape it, right, to get this story. So why don't you start off with your story?

Yeah, well, we go to Vegas. And we immediately go out to the pool by the wind. where we meet a very attractive girl from Connecticut, who basically tells us she's a ballet for a family, treats them all in the family, shops, and she's there with the daughter, which I certainly don't believe I think she's a hooker. Right.

So anyway, very attractive. How old is the daughter that she's with, like, a young girl? 24. 24. Also, but the daughter's there on work. Okay. So the daughter's not by the pool with us. Okay. Okay.

So this girl, you could see. she says she's a trainer, ballet, what have you. But I can tell she's definitely had a jaded checkered past, given the body ink she has on. And it comes to fruition that she does come from a family of addicts. And if she would have a jaded pass, but now she's a trainer. Make a long story short.

Trainer? Like a physical, trainer with lifting weights exercise. How odd is she on a scale of one to ten? Pool side. Seven looks wise. No tits. Great body.

I, he's a trainer. when she dressed up at night. She was about a 7.85. I'm not going to give her an eight. Very sexy. Red Farrah Fossett-esque hair. Uh-huh. You like that.

I know that about you. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yes. Anyway. So we begin talking to her. We strike up a friendship by a few drinks. I say we got about two and a half hours in her.

About four o'clock, her phone goes off, and I see her throw her shit all together real fast and leave. She says it's the. daughter, but I feel, I looked at the person with me and I said, no doubt, escort. I said, you see how quick she put her seat together? That's a call. She's got to go on a call. They have another friend, but they may have a guy that wants a threesome, you know, they may work together for safety purposes, but she's a hooker. So anyway, go up, get ready to go out that night. I come down with the person I'm with and I see her from behind and I recognize the tattoo

on her ankle. And I said, that's her. I catch up to her. She looks like a million dollars now. Kind of a nice stilettos, knockoff, Versace, dress, black and gold, a little dated, but that notwithstanding. It is her. She seems reasonably shocked. Mm-hmm. But then I see the girl with her.

The daughter, quote, unquote. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. At that point, the daughter's about 511, 165. Not attractive face, but a bigger girl. now I think that she is definitely an escort working with somebody. I'm pretty sold on that. So we decide to meet by the pool.

We talk, chit chat a little bit. I go out with the person I'm with. We decide to meet by the pool. The next day or something? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Because the adult pool is now open. Yeah. And we're down at the adult pool early, 9 a.m.

This girl shows up. Pronto, 9 a.m. solo once again. Okay. Well, now we proceed to put on a show of drinking. We drink all day.

You want to get her wasted so you could like hook up with her? Yes. But at that point, we go back into the hotel and we are in the lobby. We're getting drinks. And the person I'm with

at that point decides to put the pedal to the gas. And she whispers in my ear and tells me that she would like me to fuck this girl. She wants to see you fuck her. That is correct. And normally, like I know when you were propositioning me, and when you told me that you guys like earned a threesome,

you told me that she won't let you fuck some of the house. Yeah, there's going to be a reason for this down the road. Anyway, so she starts pushing the pedal. I will give away, I'll use a, named to protect the innocent Lisa, come on up to the room with us. I want to be with you. Well, no, let's call your girl,

your girl, and the escort, the escort, even if she's not an escort. This is not, see, you're putting yourself ahead of the game. Okay. This girl here, this is weird. You think she's the escort. I think I'm in.

Yeah, so that's it. Doesn't matter. Here's where I start to lose it. Okay. Okay. She wants her to come back up to us. We go upstairs. We're all three. in the elevator

same floor other girl makes left and gets away from her room is to the left ours is to the right we get in there

we get in the tub girl I'm with she even starts calling her from the tub get the fuck over here I want to watch fuck you yada yep

oh my god I'll take that out yeah anyway she could not get other girl to come over. What does the other girl say?

I do not share. I love you both, but I don't share. That was her exact remark. Which, to which I would find out later that other girl really does like me. And other girl is from a nearby town

by the way, around here. So other girl possibly had visions of grandeur of dating yours truly. She's into douchebags. Yes. She's no question because her X was a total king of all Jim Duceax. So anyway, making a long story short, the conversation was cut short.

Stop saying make a long story short. This is the antithesis of a short story. I like the long story. Anyway, the conversation was cut short. However, we made plans to meet that night to go to the club in the hotel where we were, of course, VIP guest. it. Anyway, anyway, because that's how I rule. Anyway, okay. Anyway, so. You're so great.

Yes. Anyway. So, I proceed to fuck the hell out of my person I'm with for about two hours. Put that off to the side that will play into this later. Okay. Don't worry. I can understand all this. Keep going. Okay. So we go out. You go out to the club. Yes, yes. You meet that other girl.

She shows up. Right. We meet the other girl. We go to dinner. Actually, the girl's, the friend, the daughter of the family is with us as well,

to which now I am hook, line, and sinkered, sure that this girl is not a prostitute and her story matches up. Okay, that this is the daughter and all that shit is true. Yes, this story is 100%. True.

Okay. I cross-reference. certain family things she said and she was legit. So anyway, we go to the club, to which there's the four of us at the bar. Great scene at the club drinking yours truly. And now I even try to push the issue more with the girl. Try to see if I could get her back tonight. She says, not doing it.

I would date you. She said, I don't share. But is she saying? to your face in front of your girl I don't share, I date you, but I don't share. She's saying that right in front of the other girl you're with? No, no, no, no, no. This is when we bridge off to the side.

Oh, okay. You're ready. You're one-uping, even right in front of her. Okay. Right, right. So anyway, it truly decides to take a walk to the bathroom. Mm-hmm. To which, as I'm coming back,

I see this blonde-haired girl. A new girl. Yes, who is actually my Valhalla. She's about 5-11. What's a Valhalla? What does that mean? Like the girl that your dream up? Your dream girl?

Oh, okay. Perfection. Okay, okay. Anyway. I see her by 511, 34-D, the usual high-end four-digit Vegas attire. Yeah. The tight black spaghetti strap dress, the black boots. Right.

Nice Chanel bag, boy. bag, the whole deal. The whole deal. The whole deal. Okay. So I went up to her, said hello, started a chit-chat, said I'm here with my wife. My wife loves girls. I don't get involved. Wait, wait. She's there with her wife? She's there alone. I said that my wife. Oh, okay. Right, right. Okay. I'm sorry. Like girls. I don't get involved. I watch yada yada yadi you say this within the first five minutes of talking

to her no I would say probably 10 15 and a drink I mean I guess in Vegas everyone just gets to the punch right I mean you're only there everyone's there for a short time okay and so what does she say to that so she's very cool

I love that you guys are so cool can I see her wife at that point I say look I know I'm carrying charismatic. I know I'm handsome, but this is going a little too smooth. So I said, I'm going to ask you right now. And I'll apologize up front. Are you a hooker? I did not. I asked her, what's the number? Meaning how much? So that's basically asking if she's a hooker, just charging. She started laughing and she said, I want to tell you some. I love the whole thing you and your wife are into. I don't look at the clock.

1,500. And for your listeners, my response was, and my facial expression was like Joe Pesci and Goodfellas when they were playing cards, I said, $1,500. I said, you know what? I said,

I'm sure you're all, you say you are, you're super cool, with your looks on top of that, you're certainly worth the $1,500. Unfortunately, out of my price rates. Can't swing it tonight. A year ago, could have swung it, Anyway, so she said, whatever.

So I still like to meet your wife. Well, I continue on talking to her myself. Mm-hmm. Okay? And she says, I have to go because I have to dance for an hour and a half over at the Sapphire strip club in Vegas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whether that was true, whether that was true, I do not know. She leaves.

Yeah. She leaves. I go back to my group and tell my girl. about this girl. Okay? To which later my girl would say, you know what? I wish I wouldn't have spent so much time

with the other two girls, but that's neither here nor there. So I begin to get a litany of text messages from this girl. Are you a cop? Is your wife a cop? Are you under a car? There's a litany of texts

concerning if I am a cop. To which I said it. I am not. I will do whatever you want, including a line of cocaine right in front of you. If you need me to prove I'm not a cop, let's fucking go. So anyway, I text her back. I said, still 1500. I said, can we discuss a thousand?

She said, we could discuss it, but I want to meet your wife. She comes back, tells me she's back. I find her and literally drag my girl. by the hair to come and meet her. To which the blonde whispers in my ear prior to meeting my girl, we can do a thousand. Oh, okay, nice. Okay, great. Okay.

Now I'm still on the fence because given a certain situation, I'm thinking, do I really want to feel a thousand light tomorrow morning? Right. Do I want to do this? So Starts making out with the girl I'm with There's an amazing synergy Between her and the girl I'm with And I'm also continuing to buy drinks

For hooker in question Yeah Make a long story Stop saying that It's not a short You're not making a long story sure Right So

So as we drift To the clock At about the 4 a.m. hour I said I'll tell you what I said thousand best you're going to do because girl with me is also cognizant of

us blowing a thousand bucks. Right. You guys are being frugal. You're being frugal. Frugal, yes, correct. Frugal. Bargings shopping, high and hunters. So anyway... You try to get the discount. So anyway, finally the girl says,

you know what? I love your girl. The guys are cool. this is it 500 period to which the girl I'm with says come on John

it's Christmas time so we are on our way to the room they're making out full bore I make out with her as well as we're by the elevator

so my girl's also letting me kiss this girl right which normally you're not allowed to because you've had a three-some with her before no no no no okay so we get up to we watch

up to the room. We're having a nice conversation going. We get up to the room. They start making out in a very romantic way. Let's put that aside as well. So yours truly is then asked to find the ice, get some ice, to which I cannot find the ice machine in the hall. And I forget my key as well in the room. And I knock down that door and there is that 15 to 20 seconds worth of nervousness. if not fright in that the door wasn't open and I thought they were just going to play me and let me sit down in the hall but they didn't so I come in and they immediately go to the bed full bore escort is now my girl actually goes and gets dressed up because she has the sex gear she comes out

high stripper stilettos black lace body suit open crotch she comes out Escort is undressed. Escort throws her on bed. Escort starts going down on her. I put my cock in my girl's mouth, okay? Escort goes down on her until she comes. Now, in a very shocking move to yours truly,

escort lays down. I start making out with escort. My girl starts going down on the hooker. Right, because you told me that she doesn't really like girl. and she doesn't really like to them. And she has said in numerous occasions that she would not go down on another girl. She let the girl go down on her. But it would not go to us, typical selfish fucker.

Anyway, she would not go down on another girl. But she went downtown with this one. 100% full four down on her. Whole deal. I'm making out with her a few times. She said that's hot watching us making out while she's going down on gets her up. Now hook her girl. starts blowing me.

And I stop getting blown, because I'm about to come, and I want this shit to last. I go to go down on escort girl, to which I am floated. Okay. That's where she drew the line. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. So my girl starts blowing me again and wants me to fuck escort. girl. Oh, she's going to let you fuck her. She's going to let me fuck escort girl. Mm-hmm. To which I start fucking escort girl from behind while my girl puts a silver metal butt plug in escorts girl's ass. Mm-hmm. Okay, which is very good because now my cock is getting rubbing against a metal instrument.

Right, right. You understand what I'm saying? Totally, 100%. So, make a long... story. It goes on and on and on like that. I come in the escorts. Of course, I have something on. Yeah. And they proceed back to make it out again.

And that's basically your whole scenario. Yeah. Hot. Now, hidden beneath the weeds here, which I have inquired with a female friend of mine, That is, who has had several friends that were in the high-end escort gate. Yeah. Would you care to guess what the whole takeaway about the escort here was? What do you mean the takeaway?

What are you talking about? The escort was a real lesbian. Oh, she was? How do you know? The escort here, this is how we know, Grasshopper. Keep your mouth shut your ears open. You may learn. You just ask me a question.

Okay. How we know this is this. Number one. She didn't let me go down on her. She let my girl go down on her. Oh, I thought it was your girl that stopped you from going down on her. It was the escort? No, the escort did.

Oh, okay, okay. Also, she really went down on my escort, on my girl. A lot of female escorts, when they're going down with a girl, do it half ass. Right, right, right. Including, I've had a girl. her and her husband used to get high in escorts. Yeah. And she would ask to hire an escort up front

immediately, hey, are you really into girls? Are you doing this for the money? Because if you're really only doing it for the money, listen, all you got to do is flip your hair over my crotch, and he can't really see what you're doing at all moan So many of your male listeners were paying top dollar for a female escort

and think that she is really going down on your girl, you're Girl and her maybe in cahoots where she just camouflages the whole thing with her hair so you can't see. Your girl puts on an act. She's moaning. She's moaning. And you think you're getting the real deal when you're not. I don't know.

I don't think a lot of people would be that savvy. I give that girl a lot of credit for actually. So anyway, but this all filters in that my friend who is aficionado of the hooker market, says that this was truly a real lesbian. When she went down on your girl, she like really went down. And you also said they were making out like very romantic. Yes, yes. Even after the act was all done, they're cuddling on the bed making house.

Okay. So she really like girls? My girl? No, that girl. The esper girl, really liked girl. Yes, I would say the escler girl is really a lesbian. Okay. Is that the end of the story?

That is it. But wait, you said something about you fucking her, like a lot before you guys met the girl and you said that's going to factor in later. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, grasshopper. Maybe you should close your ears. Maybe you're the fucking grasshopper. Talk sucker. We're in the tub again.

Wait, start over. Stop. I was talking. Say what you were going to say? Yes, the next day we go pool side again. And we are in the tub after we're by the pool. I'm about to, I went down on her in the tub. She gets on all fours in the tub.

I'm about to fuck her from behind again. And I start, she's, aha. She said, how about I just blow you and you get off? She was, I'm too sore. Why do you think I wanted, why do you think I let you fuck that girl last night?

Because I was too sore. I was like, have at it, babe, you could have it. I don't want it anymore. Because we have, so therein lies the reason for her.

She let you fuck her. Because she, you had fucked her so good. She was sore, right? Because she likes it rough. I mean, that's a thing between her,

right? She likes it very rough. Slapped in the face, spit in the face. whole nine yards. Oh, and she's one of those. She likes to be degraded. Yes.

So spitting, slapped in the face. What else do you do to her? Just the usual hitting her with objects in the ass. But I mean, she has an inmate. What do you mean hitting her with the, in the, she likes to get hit very slapped in the ass very hard, if not hit with things such as the remote control, so on and so forth. So you'll take the real control and you'll wha.

She likes the usual, the usual apparatus. the nipple clips, the mouth gag, all that shit. And did she have all that stuff or did you go out and buy it? No, no, no. She brings a armamentarium of several sexual devices, a whole bag, which her husband has never found in the house, her ex-husband, to be never found in the house, but that's neither here nor there.

Yeah, but no, that is here and there, because what the fuck did she have that bag if she was married? Who was she having that kind of sex with? Well, she started to buy the accruements once she starts seeing me because her husband 17 years was very conservative. Oh, he was very good now. And she couldn't do that.

Like, I'll take a finger in the asshole or a small little thing in the asshole. I'm certainly not getting fucked with no strap on because then you're a fucking faggot. I don't care what anybody says. But anyway, yeah. So there's where we have it right there. That's a hot story.

And so, I mean, how do you top that now with your girl? Now that your girl went down on a girl. Interesting you say that. My girl had some regrets. She had some regrets that she got caught up in the moment because of the girl's looks and that she really didn't get a chance to use her toys on the girl and regrets that to this day. That she really didn't have a chance to get a little more aggressive with the escort. Yeah, well, you could always do that again.

Yeah. That exactly. Exactly. Exactly, exactly. So you're going to try to do it again. Yeah, we're going to try to do it again, but I'm somewhat a little bit, I have a little reservations about how much she's into this now

because I said to her, then you need to up your fucking game with regards to pulling bitches because I ain't dropping five C notes every time we do this. You don't want to pay for it. You want her to go get real good. Yes. Okay. That's probably not that hard to do,

especially in Vegas or out in bars and clubs and stuff. I'm sure you could get people to join in. I have a theory that every hot chick in Vegas, 70% are hookers. And sometimes, even if they are not hookers, let's say you, per se, you're a very attractive, sexy woman. If you met me and we live states apart, I got about four hours invested in you, you like me, you think I'm handsome, I like you. What's to say you wouldn't say, look, this motherfucker spent about $250 in drink zombies, he's invested four hours of his time. Let me just throw this out. Fuck, you want to go home with me?

It's 500. I would never charge. You would never, but I believe that does happen. Okay, but you guys aren't always in Vegas, right? She lives in one place. You live here in New York because we know that me and you were friends and people know I live in New York. So you're in New York. So when she comes to New York or you go to where she lives, you could find a girl, no problem.

You'll be able to do it. Absolutely. I mean, we've had, I mean, we have had strippers go down in her in the, uh, in a local high-end strip club, you know, very, very hot stripper go down on her, but that'll set you back 800. Okay, so you paid 800 just for a girl to go down on her and you only paid 500 for this other show? That was the other thing that came to, that was the other thing that was discussed the morning following this threesome, is that why go to a strip joint? And I'm advising all your listeners as a gentleman to think about this long and hard. You're going to go to a strip joint.

You're going to drop if you're worth any salt between $4 and $700. especially if you're with a girl. And that's probably light. Some guys probably spend more than that. Right, right, right. So why not get the sure thing? Right. You're saying,

well, because maybe some people aren't going to really seal the deal and they're not open to having anything or whatever. But if they are, you're saying, just get a fucking escort paper one. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

Okay, you don't need that foreplay with the girls because it's going to cost you money. Let me ask you a question that's off this topic because that's a hot story. We're done with that, right? but the other girl, the other girl that you met with the, you know, the one who lives in the town close to that you thought was the initial escort that you tried to get in the threesome. Do you still have contact with her? I text her the day after just to see how her trip, because she was heading to California after Vegas, how the ride was to California.

However, the other girl, my, the girl I'm with, text with her yesterday about some kind of. special bra or something she was wearing that she liked. Yes. Now, ironically, in an evil twist, I was drunk Saturday night and I had the number of the escorts. Of the escorrect. And I just wanted to throw some out there for a little teaser. I said my wife and I would be coming to Vegas soon. Can we see again?

She said, sure, I love you guys. She says, I'm in Atlantic City right now. to which I don't know if this girl might have been had her show on the road and have been from Atlantic City and went to Vegas or was Vegas or home in Atlantic City. I would probably lean towards the prior

because why would somebody from fucking Vegas go to Atlantic City? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, who knows? Why don't you ask her? I, you know what? I was Friday and asked her. Sorry about that.

Well, you can. So what happened when you talk? So she said I'm in Atlantic City and so and then you just left it at that, your drunk ass didn't go further? No, I just kind of said that, you know, my wife really enjoyed being with her. Right. And wanted to pursue it even further.

And I forward her a bunch of texts from my wife who was, I was out with the fellas that night. Right, about what she said about her. She was home teasing me about what she wanted to do with this escort next time. And you sent it to the escort? I did. I did. And what did she say back? I didn't hear back from her.

She might have been reasonably revolted by the whole thing And that my wife said she wanted to fuck her in the ass with a strap on and so on and so forth They wanted to stick the strap on want to see her blow the strap on while she had it on It was kind of a little bit risque and had she not been drinking her on some form of fucking narcotics She might have been offended by it Or she also might you know she really is an escort and I know like you know she might like not want to sort of cross a certain line as far as being professional and you know Because once you start texting too much with somebody I'm going to tell you how hot this girl was.

Okay. This is how hot this girl was because in normal occasion, should another girl have had this, I would have spit on her and sent her back to her trailer park. She had in the back of her legs from like below her ass a bow on both legs below the ass cheek with a ribbon cascading down the back of her. A tattoo? Yes, correct. Correct. And this girl actually pulled it off. Normally I would have taken her food stamps off or spit on her.

How old was she, by the way? About how old was she? Gun to my head, I would venture to say 27. Okay. Maybe 26. Great. So you'll do her again. I would do her again.

But I mean, you know what? I'm a little. a little jaded by the fact, because I'm a pig, and I would have went down on the hooker, and I'm a little jaded by the fact that she will not let me engage in any type of fallacious or sex with her. So I don't know if I'd use this girl again, but she is a safe bet with regards to looks and with regards to totally indulged in my wife. Right. And now let me ask you how is your girl. You keep saying wife.

She's not your wife, okay, but just so my listeners, no. But you just call her that. But is she now all in with girls? Like she'll go down on them and everything. Is that like to be up front with you, I firmly believe in my heart of hearts that she likes good looking girls more so than myself. Oh, okay. So you think she's a little bit more by than she lets on to so that she's really let on?

I think she's lipstick lesbian. Okay. Uh-huh. Yes. Well, that works in your favor. Let me just tell you something, Mr. one-up guy. She would be into you

100%. I'm just going to throw that out there. Okay, that's great. But this is what I'm just trying to say to you. I think you should... Reciprocate for my appearance. Okay. I think you should hang your hat on this one. Do you know what I'm saying?

I think you should be smart and, you know, not look to one up with it. Because you cannot. This is the top of the mountain for you. This is as good as it gets. You've hit the jackpot with her. She really likes you.

and you're nauseating ways. Yes, but there's one, there's one little thing. Okay, well, there's always something. What is her little thing? Her looks don't match up. Right. Girl number one. Right, I get it.

She's not as hot as you'd like her to be. She's hot. She has a very sexy, as you saw pictures. Yeah, I saw a picture. In fact, there is a Vegas ass picture, though, you haven't seen. Okay. You could send me that one. But listen.

Yes, I was. Okay. But this is the deal. I mean, you're not going to get everything in everyone. All I'm trying to say, and that's like the commitment phobic part of you that's just like, but her looks aren't. I mean, this girl lets you fuck other people. You told me, like, the sex that you have with her, all this like hardcore S&M stuff, like, you love it, right? She loves it.

She really likes you. You told me you fight less with her than your girl. She's more feisty than your other girl, which you fucking like. Like, she really has everything that you're looking for. for in somebody. Like, you're going to have to give up one thing. And actually, with you, it's the best that it's just the looks because those other things are so much harder to come by.

A good-looking girl, you could get that. But, like, the fact that you're going to get a good-looking girl that let you fuck other girls that wants to have three sons that likes you. I would probably agree with you in that after 14 months, although there is a great deal of distance in between us, the sexual attraction and to having sex two times a day, three times that hasn't subsided at all. And 15 months is a rather lengthy period. Right, but you're not in a

But the fact that you keep your relationship open to other people and all that stuff will keep your sex life fresh, even if you lived with her. So I just, all I'm trying to say is like, don't fuck this one up, okay? Right. Don't fuck it up. By looking for other people. Because you're

not going to, like, you don't have to cheat on this one because she lets you fuck other girls. Okay? So there you go. Right. Right. So be smart. That's all I'm saying. Jim Dush. I don't call you Jim Guy. Actually have you in my phone as Jim Dush. We possibly could get her to pinch it on your, come in for a appearance

on your show as well. Oh yeah, that would have been really good. Like maybe we could get her, you know what I would love to. A follow up, but I would also. Yeah, Jim Dush's girl, but what I would love to talk to her about, because I think this would be really interesting is like her whole interest in S&M, I've had on like two bondage guys. Like, I've only

had guys on talking from the guy aspect. I've never had a woman call in to talk about their, you know, being into that quote unquote fetish. So if she would be down to calling in and talking all about that kind of sex that she said, let her know. I would love to have her on. I could disguise her voice at all the whole she bang. And, you know, so she would be.

As I hope mine is disguised as well. 100. You can't disguise your fucking words in the way that you talk and your douchebagness. But like I will disguise your voice. Oh my God. You're like a cartoon character with the word like, I don't know. You say so many things that are just like, are you, is that seriously coming? I had 740 on the verbal on the SAT back in the day.

800 is perfect. Okay, well, I got like 780 on the math. Okay, so relax. Together with a perfect human being. You just have these phrases that you say. So, yeah, I'm going to change your voice. I just can't change those fucking freezes, okay? And I don't know.

They're a little funny. But so, yeah, I change her voice like I'm changing yours. But, you know, this is like, I mean, I might not even have to pair this with another podcast because it's like 43 minutes. So that was a good hot Vegas story. Thanks so much. Thank you. It was my pleasure.

All right. So thanks, Jim Guy, for calling it. And when you guys have your next threesome, we'll do another one maybe. I'm sure there will be another one and I will share it with you. Okay, cool. Thanks. Bye. Have a good day.

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