Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 204 - Robert Got Dumped by his Ex and Wants her Back

Episode Date: November 13, 2017

Robert got dumped by his ex and wants her back but can he actually get her back? Why did they break up? What has he done to try and get her back? Does she seem interested in getting back together with him? Definitely not. Tune in to find out why she's totally turned off plus learn a whole lot more about what NOT to do when trying to get an ex back. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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like he wrote into me. I found him on Craigslist. And it was this really, like, plain email about a guy who got dumped from his, by his girlfriend, and he wanted to get her back. And I love shit like that, because I think, like, even though it's not the most salacious topic, I think it's like a very widespread, right? Like, whether you're a guy or a girl, we could all relate to, like, getting dumped and maybe, like, wanting to figure out a way to get somebody back, right? So I emailed him and he agreed to be on the show. And trust me, this is a very entertaining podcast. Don't get fooled by the boring title or the boring topic. And I say boring is quote unquote boring, because I don't think it is boring. I think it's a common thing that everyone's going to face in their

life. So I love topics like that. And I like this guy because he was like out of his fucking mind. I mean, you have to listen to him. He's young and he's out of control. And instead of like me wind of giving him, like I did not wind up giving him advice on how to get someone back because he can never get the girl back. And you'll find out why. So basically this is a podcast where you hear all about like how he got dumped, why he got dumped. And and then you find out a lot about what not to do if you ever want to get somebody back. So and that's actually really good. good information, right? I'm not telling him what to do to get her back because he can't get her back, but we do talk a lot about the things that he did that make it a fucking 100% fact that

he'll never get her back. And I think that it's useful information from people out there, guys and girls, both, right? So his name is Robert, and he's very entertaining. And this is a really interesting podcast. So I'm just going to get right to it. So I'll be right back on with Robert. Do you have a story, lifestyle, or situation you can't talk about to anyone, to anyone? Or do you just want to let your freak flag fly and be on the show? Well, Strictly Anonymous wants to hear from you. Send us an email, Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com with your story and your anonymous name. And remember, everything is strictly enough.

Hey, Robert, welcome to Strictly Anonymous Podcast. How are you today? Pretty good, pretty good. Well, you're not really pretty good, if you're really honest, right? I mean, you're calling into my show. You're a young guy with a very normal problem, right? Probably the first big problem you've had, right, in your life, or probably like the worst thing that you've experienced so far, right?

How old are you? You're like 25, right? Yes, only 25 years old. And you were dating a girl, and you guys broke up, and you, I mean, the whole gist of it, that's the deal, right? And like, you want to get her back. You actually put, because I look for people from my podcast on Craigslist. And sometimes I use different, like, search words, you know?

And when I put in the word advice, I found your ad. You were looking for advice from people on Craigslist of how to get your ex back because you're very devastated that you guys broke up. It's been about three months, right, since you guys have broken up. And you want her back, but you just don't know how to go about it, right? Am I correct? Yeah. Yes, ma'am.

Now, let me ask you this just because I'm curious. Like, have you got a lot of, like, interesting responses from people on Craigslist? I've not even got any. You're the first one. There's a couple people that are just being really weird, and they wanted to, like, do stuff with me. But I'm not, I wasn't looking for that. I was just looking for somebody that had, you know, some advice because I'm just, like, really hurt. And I just don't really know what to do.

do. I'm just kind of just stuck and I think about her all the time and it was just a big mistake that I did, you know, and I never really slept with anybody else. It was just the fact that she found my phone. We were only dating for about three or four months, but she found my phone and it just popped up with like another person's name, but it was just one of my homegirls her friends, you know, and, you know, she was just like, who is this? Ran to her room with my phone, lock the door, you know. I was on the couch, her family's, you know, cooking, her dad's watching TV. And it's just like she comes out five, ten minutes later, throws the phone at me.

And she says, get out of my house. And then she points at the door, and I'm just standing out there, you know. I'm just like, oh, my God. And, um, and then she's just, like, you know, go have fun with your little whore friends, blah, blah, blah. And I'm just like, oh, shit, you know. And it's just crazy because I never really, and I never slept or did anything physical with anybody.

But, yeah, I might have talked, you know, silly with some of my home girls, my friends. But it's just she was just a really, really good Christian strong will, you know. So she wasn't putting up with any garbage is what you're saying. Yeah. Let me ask you this. What would? But it was crazy because, like, I even took the time and I wrote 10 pages and I put in an envelope. I had flowers.

I had all this stuff. And I wrote, you know, I wrote my heart out and I did it. And I just, I did things. And I left at her door and I still haven't even heard from her. Well, okay. My mom seems to think that her mom threw it away. Oh, that's cute. Do you still live with your mom?

No, I run a room out here in Claremont, California. I don't. Okay, but you told your mom, you're close with your mom, close enough to tell her about your... Yeah, when the incident happened at night, yeah, Charlene, that's her name, she called my mom, and she called her crying. She called your mother and started telling her what happened that you...

Yeah, my mom didn't answer, but she left a voicemail saying, I didn't hear it, but my mom said, you want to hear it, I still have it. I said, no, you know, I don't think I could handle that, you know. But, yeah, my mom told me that there's a voice message. But what did she say on the voice message? She was saying basically, like, you know, I can't believe Robert did this to me. You know, I trusted him so much. And but she, she was basically like, she couldn't, well, my mom said was she couldn't really, like, understand her because she was crying so much. Oh, my God. And then what did your mother, so your mother

called you and said, like, what the hell's going on here? Yes, exactly And then what did you say to your mom Like exactly what you said to me Like I wasn't even doing anything She just found my phone and she took it Yeah, the wrong way And then what was your mom's advice to you?

She said just, you know Just let her be Don't go running after her Because, you know You're just gonna scare her off Just kind of just give everything time right now Because it's really touchy You know, it's really

Especially because it was right It was just like freaking out. I did not know what to do. I cried. You know, I went, I just didn't know what to do, okay? Like, it was just a big shock to me. And I called her phone maybe five, six times. And then her mom answered.

Her mom answered. And she, her mom was like, you know, Robert, do not come around here anymore. Do not contact Charlene ever again. Goodbye, Robert, forever. And she hung up. And I was just like, oh, my God. I mean, I'm sorry to laugh, but it's like, okay, yeah, there's like, there's a lot of moms involved in this story. And we're talking about 25-year-olds, but it almost sounds like I'm talking about 15-year-olds, you know, like it's a little odd at this age.

How old is she, by the way? She's 23. Okay, it's a little odd that in your 20s, like moms are involved in answering phones and getting messages and she's calling your mom. Like it's like a, does she live with her, she lives with her parents, obviously, right? Because you said you were at her house and she broke up with you. Yeah. So she still lives at home, right?

And let me ask you this. What was in the text messages that she read? Like, what was so bad about that? Like, what was the worst thing in those text messages? Oh, to another girl saying, oh, show me your tities. Because I guess one of my home girls were like really cool. And she like, when she gets new tattoos and stuff, she'll send it to me or she'll just show me like,

like her boobs she got him pierced and I guess on Snapchat it goes away after you know you view it so I messed it your back and I said oh show me your tities again and then I guess that's what she read and then like there was some other stuff saying hey what are you doing with hang out and this and that you know so she kind of just put everything together and she just got all mad right because she's assuming like why else would you say to your friend let me see your titty's and but like when you saw your friends titties was it like did it get you like did it give you a hard on like was it no it didn't it really did not give me a hard on like it didn't like i saw them i was like oh that's cool yeah i didn't know her nipples were that big you know and i'm just like okay and then i'm just like okay that's cool

and then i'm just like be popping on my way like whatever you know so it didn't really you didn't even care right so it really wasn't a sexual thing it really was like if you would have said show me your toes i mean it really but it was tits and she read it that way so she thought you were because that would seem like listen because if you were due it's like sexting you know it was almost like what she saw in your phone was like you were sexting another girl right show me your tits like behind her back right and you didn't even get a chance to explain to her like the actual scenario right yeah yeah and then you didn't listen to your mom's advice which was the right yeah i fucking didn't yeah i did not and then that 10 page letter

Oh, my God, that's a little scary. Because listen, I'm sorry to say this, Robert, but you were only dating her for three months. How do you have 10 pages of information to write to someone that you know for such a short amount of time? What did you write in 10 pages? I don't know. You're right.

How many inches were those pages? Can please tell me? Was it like 8 by 10? Like, was it real loose-leaf paper? It was just the regular lines, you know, those composition lines, like in... Wow. Like the ones that they use for high school paper. Yeah.

First of all, I can't even believe you have pens and paper. Like, what planet are you from? I mean... I know. I actually had to go to Staples. I had to go to Staples. Why didn't you send a fucking email? Because she blocked me from everything.

Block my Snapchat, blocked my number. I actually had to tell my mom to, like, email her some stuff and forward it to her for me. What did you? And your mom did it? Yeah, my mom tried doing some stuff, but she just, Oh, my God, this is crazy. Hey, Robert's getting too smart here. I'm going to have to block everybody he knows.

But wait a second. What did your mom email her for you? What did your mom email her? Oh, yeah. My mom was just like, hey, Charlene, you know, Robert sent you a couple of messages. Is there any way that you could kind of read them? Something like that. I don't really remember.

And you asked your mother and she said, okay. Did she say like, listen, Robert, we probably shouldn't do this, but if you want me to, like, I mean, because your mom. Yeah, I know. my mom just loves me much. No, but I mean, she was right. Your mom, no, no, no. But your mom knew the deal.

I mean, her first reaction was give it time, give her space. Yeah, my mom was really sad, too. My mom was really sad because she knew that she was a good girl, you know. She wasn't one to sleep around and do this. Like, it took, like, two months

to have sex one time. Right, okay. That's a good thing. From a girl nowadays, You meet like a POF and Tinder and stuff Oh, you get them the same day You know, and I'm tired of that shit I'm tired of her, you know

Oh my God, too much sex too soon Fuck that Right, because you're looking for like My whole life, it's already been like 90-something people Oh, okay, so let's get a little back story I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding Oh, okay, how many people have you had sex with you said Nobody else really or that was meaning you do?

But maybe it's up there I don't know, it's just it's California so Okay, Robert, tell me how many people you think about that you've had sex with? You're 25. How old were you when you lost your virginity? I would think maybe in the 80s. Okay, how old were you when you lost your virginity?

I was 17 years old now. Okay, so you're 17. So, like, since seven years, you've had about, you've screwed about 80 girls, right? So that's about 15 a year. Seven years, right? Am I doing the math, right? Yeah, so you're averaging.

And, like, where do you typically, like, were these all one-night staying? Do you have any kind of relationships? It's just usually one night stands or it's just, you know, you date for a week or two. I guess like, it's like my kind of my issue is just I, maybe it's just I don't like being alone. So I always had to have somebody with me, you know what I mean? Okay. And so you use these girls and you have sex with them, but do you necessarily like, I mean,

is this the first girl that broke your heart by leaving you after three months? Or did you go crazy like this for all the girls? No, just this one, you know Okay, but so when you've been using the other girls Just like here and there Yeah, they're kind of just like mutual though Like we kind of just both Said ass doesn't really agree

Or kind of it'll kind of be more like the girl would be like You know, it's all about what she wants And just would use me or you know It's usually not I don't know It's kind of confusing No, I get it So but so this girl was the first girl

that didn't fuck you right away. And like, let me ask you this. How hot was she? I mean, what are you on a scale of one to ten? And what are the girls that you typically did on a scale? Okay, what are you on a scale of one to ten? I would say I'm a solid. Okay, it's really complicated.

Okay, because I asked a lot of people, I know I shouldn't do that because it's like stupid. But I asked her what they said. Yeah. I asked about maybe four girls, four or five girls this past week. And they said, like a solid nine or ten robber you're a good looking guy i'm just like oh okay thank you like i just want to be sure you know so did you would you okay before they told you were a solid nine or ten right

and that you were a good looking guy what would you have what would did you think you were a nine or a ten no i thought it was like a seven or eight okay so kind of average but you've always gotten girls all your life yeah okay sadly yeah sadly is that what you said i mean isn't it a good thing if you get girls easily? Yeah, I mean, yeah. But it's just like, I kind of look back and I was like, I wish I wasn't like that much of a thirsty man, you know, like I can't help myself. How come? How come already you're having regrets about that? Because just like, is it now because you're going through this really like you're like an open wound and because of this girl? Yeah, and it's maybe softing me up a little bit. I don't know.

Yeah, maybe, you know, and it's like making you think, like did before you met that, how did you meet her? I met her own. All right. It might sound stupid. Yeah, okay. I get it. But P.O.F. The student's tight.

No, listen, everybody, why does that sound stupid? Isn't that where everybody fucking meets people nowadays? Yes. No, the 10-page letter was kind of stupid. All the rest of the stuff sounds kind of normal. Yeah, you're right. But listen, this is how you learned shit. I mean, I did so many crazy, ridiculous, embarrassing things in my 20s, too.

and then you just remember like that's how you learned. I thought you were only, I thought you were in your 20s. You're late 30 or late 20s. No, uh-uh, no. Why did I tell you that? I didn't tell you my age. We never got a date. Why would you think that by my voice?

I'm just messing with you. Oh, okay. Hey, hey, hey, check this out. You know, I'm not too picky. I've had girlfriends where there were 12 years older than me, you know? Yeah, yeah. I'm not looking to date you. Okay, I'm looking to help you.

Okay, I'm like your mother. Okay. I feel for you. Okay. like a you're like a 25 year old stuck it. You're like a 12 year old stuck in a 25 year old body. I don't know. You're like a very interesting way.

Almost like a valley guy. Like where you live in California, right? You got a weird way about you. I wish I could like my show. I do it. It's called Strictly Adonymous. I never know who anyone is.

I never know what anyone looks like. Some people. You need a lot of weird people. No, I know. They're not weird. I don't think anyone's weird. You're a little weird. I'm weird.

I'm weird. So that's cool. Yeah, totally. But no, you're just like a little wacky. I'm trying to. But in this situation... But I'm happy, though.

No, but listen to me, okay? In this situation, what's typically... It's like normally the 99% of the time it's the opposite situation than with you. 99% of the time I'm talking to people who do quote unquote very weird things, but are very normal people. You seem like a little bit like wacky as a person and yet you're calling in about something that's very sort of common and normal. Though, like I said, that 10-page letter kind of scares me, and we're going to get into that. But, you know,

I'm just trying, and most of those people that do the weird things, I never want to know what they look like or whatever, because to me they're just like the regular person, but with you, because you've got this weird way about you, I'm really dying to know, like, what's your vibe? Like, are you a skateboarder guy? Are you like a nerd? Are you a jock? Like, what's your deal?

You want to hear my vibe? Yeah. My vibe? No one's ever asked me that before. You know, I think I'm cool. I think I am. It's just like no one ever gave me like the shot, you know? And I've moved around a lot. What do you mean? No one's ever giving you shit? You fucked 80 girls. No, it's just, I know, but it's just weird. Okay, it's complicated.

Anyway, I think I am, okay, I like, you know, don't judge me, okay, whatever, it's bad, and you're from New York. I don't know. But I listen to a lot of, like, trap music, like, just gang, bad music, you know? But it's just, I like the beats, you know, it's cool. It's awesome. Okay, but then I, and so like, yeah, I'm a little bit, you know, you know, fun in that perspective. And then also I'm like hipster and I just kind of like, you know. You smoke weed. Okay. Yeah, but it's definitely, you know, Prop 64, you know, legal out here.

Right. And, um. What do you do for a living? Damn, people are going to like pinpoint me and find me. I'm scared. No, no, no. I could take out where you live. I could edit that out so no one knows where you love.

Okay. It's like right now in California, and I just, I do security for, like, the summertime. Okay, but what is, like, your dream to be what? Like, what are you hoping to be when you could grow up? Oh, if you want to be, if you're talking about dreams. Yeah. Maybe, like, a funny, like, I, because I want to start, like, auditioning again and just, like, maybe like be in some like movies and just be that like so you want to be an actor maybe yeah okay do you

want to be an actor because you want to do like do different roles and stuff or do you want to be famous just do different roles and stuff i just want to do it okay cool that's right okay cool you know what i mean like like i like i like it because i just like sometimes i just like people making it making them like making other people laugh. And I like to just do things, not because it's stupid, but sometimes it's just because it's silly and cute. But I just like to, and it's not because I'm stupid. It's just because I like, you know, getting reactions out of people.

Yeah, yeah. You're just entertaining. Yeah. You might be, like, super smart, and maybe that makes you a little bit weird. I'm very smart. Sometimes I think I'm like a psychopath, you know, like a fine one. Yeah, no, well, listen. I'm not dumb.

I'm very observant and things, too. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's going to be, that's tough. It's tough to be very, very intelligent. It almost makes people weird. Like, look, you know what I mean? Like, this is the way that it goes, you know?

And you might just always be sort of entertaining yourself, you know, by acting the way that you do. Yeah, you know what? You are right. Because I do. You know, I laugh at my own jokes. You know, should I do? I fucking say it over again. And I laugh at the shit of other things I do because I know I'm funny.

Right. You're your biggest fan. And but probably you're like, why does nobody get me? Yes, exactly. Did that girl, let me ask you this. Are you so into that girl because she was one girl that actually did get you or no? It was just because she was like, didn't fuck you for two months. I think she got me kind of.

She got you kind of. Like, I think there's still a lot more greatness she could have seen to me. Mm-hmm. But she has. I don't think you're ever getting, I hate to see this, Robert. but I don't think you're gonna get her back and I don't think

you should try to get her back I really don't I think maybe you're just like really into her because she made you wait to have sex and maybe she was the first girl that you kind of She got me that's all She what? She just caught me

Caught you? Got you? Got me yeah Yeah she got you kind of You didn't say she totally got you She got you kind of No Christian girl is gonna get you 100% I'm sorry to say

That's not either. You're fishing in the wrong pond, okay? You've got like this thing where like you're super sort of out of the box, right? And you like, yet you're looking for a girl that, like, you have this weird standard. You want like a prima don't know, like a prima don't know, maybe one of the girls that you fuck the 80 girls that you fucked that you fucked, that fucked you right away. If you got to know them, maybe they would have been cool long term. You know what I mean? But I think what happens with guys is that if they just, have sex with the girl right away, then they lose their desire to get to get the,

they fuck up. Yeah, they lose their desire to get to know the girl. And this girl, because she waited. Exactly, exactly. So you need to. Yeah. And it's just the point that it's just, geez, just the last time when I jokes, you know, and I hang out with this one home girl, you know, Jasmine.

We're somewhat really close and I didn't really want us to be friends like that, you know what I mean? Right. Sexually, you mean? Yeah. And we're best friends. Her name's Jasmine and

she lives like I always like hang out with her see her she's like that I sleep over at her house

she sleeps over at mine sometimes you know I helped her get through some of my hard drugs

and shit you know I just always been there you know she'll be like whatever you know

fucking on something I like God forbid the one or two in the morning I'll be like okay

I'm on my way you know I was just a cool ass dude you know I hang out with her there

she's very pretty your girl Jasmine? Oh, drop dead. Okay. And, you know, I get the hot spur sometimes, and I'll be in the car. Even when I sleep over, I'll put my arm around here.

I'll try to, like, kiss her, and she's like, Robert, stop. I don't like you like that. She's like, you're not my type. Mm-hmm. I don't tell you, what the fuck? But the type is so bullshit. And besides, I know I'm a good-looking guy. And it's like, sometimes I even, like, ask her and stuff like, hey, on a scale from

one to ten. would you say I'm above average or under average person? And then she would be like, you're a good-looking guy just you're not my type. Right. Well, you probably know the guys she dates. I don't know. Sometimes I feel bad like she's using me or something. Because you're hanging out with her way too much.

Well, you're probably using her too. Like you might both be using each other for companionship because you say that, what? You were just lusting her just right now or just whenever you're. see her, you lust her. Yeah, whatever I see her, probably. Yeah, it's hard. Listen, they always say, like, it's very, like, can guys and girls really be friends? Like, it's difficult, you know, probably most guys that are really good friends with girls,

if they're halfway decent, want to fuck them. And the girl's, like, no thanks. And sometimes it's vice versa. The girl really, like, starts to fall for the guy, and the guy's, like, no things. But, you know, she just might not be ready for a relationship, because I think so. No, but she's, like, always, like, on these things and, like, trying to find guys and stuff. being a little freaking, I don't want to say that word. Well, do you actually really, do you like her?

Did you ever have sex with her? No, I didn't, you know. But you like her? Yeah, a little bit. But she doesn't like me like that, nor just kind of like good friends, you know. And she tells me all these things like, oh, she's going to meet this guy. Oh, she's freaking just like hung out this guy. And she's like, oh, fuck, you know, like, what am I doing right now?

And then one of my friends of the older guy, you know, he was 40. She was just like, anyway, I need you to tell her straight up. But she said, you know, you're sexy. I don't see you. You know, and I'm attracted to you, and we can't be friends. Yeah. And then what happened? Did you say that?

That's what you told me to say. And I was just like, well, okay, I'll do it. And then you told her that? But I haven't done it. No, I haven't said it yet. And then he was just like, girls like the truth. You need to just let her know. But you already let her know.

you always kind of let her know that you're trying to fool around with her and she says no thanks I know but you said you can't be like that and you can't hang around that and deal with that. Why is it as it driving you crazy? It is kind of sometimes, you know, I'm just like, yeah, I'm straight most of the time but I don't have like some urge when I'm by her and I'm just like, oh, there you go again. My crazy self acting up again. Yeah, but that's very normal if she's that hot and you're hanging out with her, right? Yeah. And you're really close.

I mean, so you might have a lot of emotional things. things going on. I mean, you're on Craigslist looking for advice for this girl, but we're talking more now about Jasmine. What's the other girl's name? Which one? The girl that broke up with you, that you wrote the 10-page letter. Her name was Charlene. I can't get past the 10-page letter. I really can't. Like, what the fuck did you write? I mean, how do you write a 10-page letter or someone you know for three months? Did you know her before that, or did you really just know her for three months? I mean, you were dating for three months. a lot of just about my feeling how I feel

what we can do do, like that, you know what I mean? Okay, it was a lot of bullshit but you know it's the point

I fucking still was thinking about you and felt stupid, you know? And the thing is, the thing is I feel like

if a girl would actually give like a guy a chance like a big fucking chance like that okay, yeah,

geez, whatever, the guy would probably be like holy shit, oh my fucking God, I am getting a chance right now. Wow. You know, I am definitely not going to fuck this up again, you know, if you fucking liked her,

you know what I mean? And that's what you think. You think that you would have got, but you didn't cheat on her, right? Yeah, that's why, like, my whole perception on my chances, like, I would, honestly, even if she did something wrong, yeah, I'd probably be like, now I'd probably be like, okay, you know, it happened, it happened, you know. It's either you want to be with me, take it or leave it, and just, come on, you know. Yeah, I think.

that you're like making fan like I think you're in like fantasy land a little bit with this girl and you're thinking that like there was more there than there was and I also think that you think that if you got back with her like I don't know I just think you you're it's more blown up in your mind than in reality and you it's hard for you to see that so you're super sort of attached to the story or whatever you built up in your mind as opposed to this actual girl like I said I do not think a girl that's a really good Christian girl is going to be right for you. Someone along the lines of Jasmine is probably more your type. She's just not interested in you either. You know, you might be like a commitment phobia. Even though you think that you really want somebody, you might not be

really, yeah, and then you're sabotaging and acting nuts because I'm sorry, when you really like somebody and they break up with you and then you can't just give them a fucking time to like relax and then go back and have a normal conversation and be like listen this was the deal to get them back and instead you have your mommy calling them and you're sending let you're just you just sabotaged all you did was push her away and on some level you did that yourself do you understand you're not that dumb it was a subconscious thing where you just threw her you pushed her totally away and maybe it was because you couldn't deal like you're an intense person So the slightest bit of pain you have or like the pain of her breaking up with you, you blow,

if you feel it so much that you actually think it's because she's so great. But I think you feel that so much because of just who you are. You're just like an intense person and maybe super sensitive and sensitive. You know, because you said you cried and then you put all your feelings in a 10 page later. You're very dramatic. You're very sensitive. Do you do drugs or drink? I know you said you smoke weed.

Do you do drugs or drink or any other stuff? No. No. But there's like this one time. I was like mad. I'm mad of her and crap because like, okay, I just don't know why it's freaking. It's kind of bull crap because we went over to like her sisters-in-law, their cousin or fucking cousins or something, like their house.

And I guess they always make smoke and the other guy, he like has all these edibles and stuff. So we, if we can go out somewhere, we're going to have. go out to eat and walk around downtown and then freaking I I asked him hey man he had some edibles or whatever I would like to try some and I thought I'm eating it and I just I'm like I never really like animals anymore but he was like hey rob you need to calm down like that's really powerful yeah I was like whatever man I did eat the whole little freaking ice loopsie thing and then once we got into like some soap stories I was just acting stupid and then we went to there's a burger place to eat and I was just like oh shit I'm tripping.

Did you trip for like two days? I was tripping and know what pissed me off is because I was like acting so stupid and like oh God like looking around and stuff I knew they knew across the table our cousins and then I and then finally I just told her I was just like hey Charlene me like what you're like really you didn't know after all these stupid stuff I've been doing and acting I think it's because she really knew she said she didn't want me. me to say, you know what I mean? She didn't want to believe that

it was happening. Right. She's a good girl. Was the, show me your tits text to Jasmine. Is that who she saw it? Oh, no, that was a different girl. That was Crystal. She's a good friend too.

You know, I take her out to lunch. Crystal. Crystal Jasmine. Okay. And so Crystal is just another friend of yours that you're not attracted to Crystal. I can't hear you. Yeah, she's attractive, but I'm not attracted. to her. Okay, cool. And you're just been friends. You never had sex with her. Yeah.

Okay. And so you sent her, you put a 10-page letter on her doorstep. You gave her flowers with that. What else did you put on her doorstep? Flowers? Actually, it wasn't flowers. It was just flower. And it was a card also. And I was just saying, just like how I feel. Like, I'm so sorry. I was bullshit. You know, like, you know, I don't know. I'm thinking stupid. Well, listen, I think it's hard to feel feelings. That are not good. My brain is going bananas. Like, I didn't know what to do.

You know, I was just like, oh, I got to do something. Exactly. Because you couldn't sit with your feeling. But that's what sabotage is. Do you understand? Sabotage. People that sabotage are people that can't handle, like, intense feelings of, like, something feeling not good.

Like, they can't stand it. So what they do is they, like, dump their shit onto other. people and they do things, but it's sabotaged because it winds up pushing other people away. If you would have just been able to deal with all those feelings, that feeling of just not even being comfortable in your own self because you feel so bad, if you would have just waded that out and maybe wrote that letter and then threw it out, you know, you don't give it to the person and just like locked yourself in the room and talk to your mom on the phone or shim-sham. I know. I've done many more things that are fucked up too. We'll get to that.

Oh, more sabotage. Right. You need to learn how to sit with your crazy. And you can't act on those things when you feel Not right because it's sabotaging. You're going to chase more people away in this girl You're never going to get this girl back. Okay, I'm going to tell you that. That's a hundred percent So I can't give you... Okay, but we'll we'll get to some other things, you know About like how I kind of knew that maybe she didn't have feelings from me. How come? Okay, because okay, she goes freaking I know it's going to sound stupid whatever, but this is just how I feel and whenever we like, because like, okay, I started going to church and stuff like that

and then, you know, she, and then I made it such like a big commitment for her, you know, and then she even started crying one of the days, you know, I'm like, fuck, you know, because it's just like, so like every Sunday we'd be going there and then some days it's just like, I'd be sitting there on her left and then she'll be slanted over like looking towards the left side of the room like at the window and I'd be like, why are you looking at the window, you know? Why are you looking at your, like, why are you looking at your ex? Because he's sitting over there on that side, you know? She can go to that church. And she's like, no, I'm just looking at the people that walk by. And then back of my head, I'm just looking at her ex. You know what I mean?

That guy was her first boyfriend. And he's still cool, like, with the family, like after mass, they still, like, everybody talks. He, like, hold the baby knees and shit, you know, I still talk with a family because he's just a good, I guess, basing a good Christian kid, you know? And I'm just like, I'm just like in my back of my head, maybe she still cared about him and just felt like, wow, maybe I'm going to go back to him, you know? But who knows?

So the whole point of that story is that you just like, you go crazy in your mind about things, right? Yeah, and then there was this one time where I got freaking like, I'm not drunk, but buzzed, and then I just kind of stopped by our house, and I was just like burning pebbles at our window, you know, just like, hey, wake up. I knew she heard those pebbles. I even threw some quarters.

Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, that's a crazy. That's a little, like, that's like, you know what it is? It's like you have a problem with, like, boundaries and stuff. It's like you have, because what, if someone's sleeping, right, and there's, and you don't have plans with them. Like, you're not supposed to just, like,

Go onto their property and throw rocks out there. Do you think that that's romantic? No. But why did you do it? Like at that moment, because you felt like you had to see her and you couldn't deal with not being able to see her at that moment that you had to? I mean, why?

Yeah, because I was just freaking crying at the time. And I was just like, oh, this was after you broke up? Yeah. Oh, God. I mean, maybe two or three weeks later or four. Before or after the letter? After. Right.

Okay. Throwing rocks. Yeah, no wonder why her parents got involved. I mean, does your mother know that you do all these things? She must really, she just probably laughs at you at this point. Yeah, my mom just, like, laughs. She's like, whatever, Robert. Right, okay, so you were throwing rocks at her window.

Did she wake up? No, I know she heard it because I throw some pretty big things, you know, like a lot of things. Like a handful of stuff. And her window was only like over this little wall, you know. So it's like, oh, so easy to get at. And I was just like, I threw a half. Do you know how scary that is for somebody? Because, like, do you know what I mean?

Like, I'm serious. I don't know. I'm, like, really afraid of being murdered. Like, if somebody was, like, throwing shit, even though you think, oh, that's definitely my crazy ex-boyfriend. How did she know? Yeah, she'd probably be, like, hiding, like, oh, shit. Yeah, I mean, you're lucky that she didn't call the cops on you.

She probably did, but I just left right after. Oh, my God. You're little fucking nuts. but you're young, okay, so that saves you. But like, you better get a grip on your, like, dealing with your, you are an intense person and you have intense emotions, you're creative. But not bad intentions. No, you don't.

But what you don't understand is you lack boundaries. You don't know how to act properly. And you need to learn that because your emotions, you don't, you just don't know how to deal with them well, you know, and that's okay. You're only 25, but if you're doing this shit when you're 45, you're going to be in trouble, okay? Now it's, like, cute, and it's fine because you lost a girlfriend for three months,

but you'll, you know, if you eventually want to, like, really have a... Yeah? Oh, sorry, sorry, keep going. I just thought of something. Well, tell me. It was just, like, and it's just, like, going on to that,

you know, onto that, like, that whole thing, you're right. And then I freaking get kind of used maybe about, like, freaking three weeks ago by somebody else, you know? How, how did you? get used.

Okay. Like, I met this one girl she lives out, like, and maybe, like, an hour away. Yeah. And, like, she'd be really, really pretty. You know, she's only 20, 21. She's, but she has two kids. Uh-huh. And she's, like, tall.

I'm, like, kind of my high size, like, she's about 5, 8, 5, 9, really slender, beautiful. I have, like, muscles and shit. She works out on that, and so I'm like, ah. And, um, so I take her out, take her to the beach, you know, take her to, like, places. I even accept she has kids, whatever, and I take them all out, do this, do that. It's like a whole week and a half.

I spent like 400 bucks, you know, maybe more. And then it's just like she, all of a sudden, on one day, there's she freaking blocks me and blocks my number, blocks the Snapchat. What did you do? Just listen and I call her back. And then she's just like, oh, hey, you know,

I'm just like, I just didn't. that we were dating long enough and she just, she's like, I didn't think it would be a problem. And she's like, I kind of went back with my ex. Okay. I also like, what the fuck? Mm-hmm. Something might have happened.

Like, listen, this is what happens when you're dating people. You didn't get used, okay? You know, that's why you have to let a girl freaking pay for like the first three or four times, maybe five times you get to pay. Because you don't want to be gold digging. There's gold diggers out here. Oh my God, gold diggers. I mean, how much do you make a week?

What are they going to get from you? Listen, this is the deal. You have to, like, you, it's like you're investing in a relationship and you go out with a girl. And I've said this before, and I'm a girl. I don't think girls are fucking gold diggers. When a girl shows up on a date, she's spent money too. Okay.

You spend $400 in that week and a half. She's probably spent that in getting new outfits for you, her nails done, her hair done. Girls spend a lot of money to make themselves look good so that you even want to take them. them out, okay? So pay for the fucking tab, okay? Don't turn into one of these cheap guys and the things the girl has to pay. This is like ridiculous, okay? So... Yeah, but you got to understand where I'm coming from too, because maybe some of those cheap guys been hurt a lot of times. Yeah, but listen, that's just the part of dating, okay? Welcome to fucking real life, okay? Real life is you take people out and it's vice versa. I'm sure you've

gone out with girls that you didn't like after a week and a half and then you don't want to talk. You're allowed. She was allowed. That's what it's about. You go on dates, you get to know each other. She didn't use you. At a certain point, she realized you weren't the right person for her. And just so you know. But dating is so just different now. It's not like that.

It's kind of like you meet the person. It's like, okay, we're going to meet up. Where are we meeting up? You just said you took her out on dates and spent $400 on her in a week and a half. I got used. But I mean on new other girls, you know what I mean? Okay, but I'm just talking about that one. And I'm just telling you that if you're looking for a relationship right now,

and you're going to be courting women. in the way that you do. At the end of the day, it's the same shit. I don't care if you're meeting them on plenty of fish or on Tinder. Yeah, I just made it stop all that shit. No, listen, there's somebody for everybody.

There's a nutty girl out there that will just absolutely go crazy for you. I just wonder if you'd like her. Like, I don't know what your deal is. I don't have enough. No, if you're out there, come talk to me. I don't have enough hours in the day to psychoanalyze you, okay?

Because you're just starting out in life, right? And so you go in many different directions. I think you're just like, you know, looking to maybe now because you said like you're just don't like to be alone. That's a problem because when you don't like to be alone, you tend to put yourself in positions to be used. Sometimes I, you know, it's not my fault. I'm just like this. Soft? Like really soft.

You mean emotional, open in touch with your feelings. There's nothing wrong with that. I think girls like that in a guy because it's like she's like a talk to you like she talks to her girlfriends, but you're a guy. Yeah, I know. a lot of girls tell me, are you sure you're not gay? I'm like, dude, I'm not. You sound a little gay, but I know you're not gay, right? I mean, you're just the way you talk, but a lot of people, I think, in California

have that sort of, like, Valley guy thing. I don't know. You have a little access. I don't know. You said you move around. Where do you live? Like, where do you grow up? And Texas.

Are you, have you ever fooled around with a guy? Are you into guys in the slightest? No. Okay. But there was just one crazy story. I don't know. it's, you know, suitable for air. Oh, my God, my whole show.

I mean, I hate for you to, I mean, you don't probably go Google my show, but I have, it's very suitable, trust me. Yeah, there is this one time, there's one guy in Texas, you know, we're young and, you know, 18, 19, whatever. And it's just like, hey, man, why in the bathroom's saying, can I touch your penis? And I was just like, oh, fuck. In my head, I was just like, Jesus Christ. And I was like, you know, it's fine, whatever here. Wait, wait, wait, where were you in Texas that he said, can I touch your peace? Were you in a bar?

It was high school. Oh, you were in high school at 19? Yeah, I was senior year at 19, yeah, just for 19. Why were you 19 and did you get left back? I thought you were smart. Yeah, I changed my mind. Because I, you're a mean to me. It was third grade.

It wasn't that. I wasn't smart. It was just because I was lazy. I'm like, you know, the state tests at the end, I put A. all the way down because I just wanted to hurry up and go. Oh, okay. Oh, okay, okay, because getting left back is for not that some bright people. I mean, it's nice.

Listen, there's nothing wrong with not being smart. It's actually better. I think being a brilliant genius is probably the worst thing someone could be because it makes you a psycho. So you just might be of average intelligence, which is a good thing, okay? Yeah, so you're in high school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now you're just crazy. But wait, so you were in high school, some other friend, some other guy in your high school, goes into the bathroom with you and says, let me touch your penis.

I hope he doesn't like hear about this and try to show me. But yeah, it was just, but yeah, it was high school. And he walked in and I was in and I was just like, you know, he's like, hey, could I, you know, touch your penis? and for some reason, you know, he was, you know, of the, I don't know if he still is, but of the homo kind of type. You know, I've nothing against him, but I wasn't gay back then. And he, you know, I knew this guy kind of liked me or something, you know, but I'm not into him like that. And he asked me, hey, can I touch your, you know, your junk. Yeah.

I was like, sure, why not? Go ahead, you know. You know, okay, and then here's what I tell. I only told a handful of people. I shouldn't have told anybody, but I'm like, there's some people I just tell them like, hey, this is the way I take it. What if you walked in and there's somebody

like a sexy-house girl and you ask him, hey, you know what? Could I touch your fucking boobs? You know, and she got you. Holy shit, he fucking right you. Wouldn't you just be like, oh my God? Yeah, but this isn't a boob. This is a guy touching your dick and you're not gay. I know, but I did something for him. I did something for

him. And you know what? He's happy. So what did he do? Did he jerk you off? No, he just grabbed it, held it for like five seconds awkwardly, and then he just right, like go and walk away. Right, right, no big deal. Right, right. Right, so you just let him. That was another time where you were just like letting, you were just entertaining yourself. Yeah. You know, but you didn't do anything with the guy you told some people. It was no big deal. Okay. I mean, if he put the dick in his mouth, that would be a different

stuff. Like in decay. No, I mean, it would, I don't, I would, I would not be surprised if, you know, that happened to you, okay, because of just the 40 minutes I've been talking to you. It's like, touching my dig, that's like, that's one thing with, like, in your mouth, okay, so that's, like, that's an off limit. What kind of solicitations have you gotten on Craigslist? Like, you said there are some people that emailed you to sort of get it on with you, like some guys emailed you? Yeah.

I mean, like, you know, I'll be honest. I've just been curious. I just want to see how that shirt worked. You know, I have posted like abs or shit, you know. You've what? I posted other things, you know? You've posted other things? Yeah.

Like what? Like, you know, just dating, stuff like that. Just see what happens, what kind of people. Okay, so did this whole thing that you posted about this girl, is that, was that just the thing to get people to email you? I mean, I don't care. Oh, no, no, no. I posted other ads before.

Okay, but let me ask you this, because you seem to have friends, right? You have all these home girls and you have this mom that you talk to and, like, all these people. Like why? Because I think Craigslist for people to go on to Craigslist looking for advice. I think that they would have to be people maybe that really don't have friends or they don't feel comfortable talking to friends. You seem like a super open person that is a very close relationships with a lot of women in your life and anything. Like why did you go to Craigslist for information? Like couldn't you go to your friends?

Because I just went to what kind of info I could get. You know what I mean? And you got none. Yeah. I got you. Right. But you don't seem, I mean, I have to say, to be completely honest, and if I'm reading you correct, I don't think you seem as devastated about this as you say. Maybe you were at the time.

Yeah, I was at the time. You know, it's still there a little bit. I am lingering, you know. I am trying to, you know, covered up a lot. Okay. A lot of bandages. But I am. Because you did go out with this other girl that used you, you said. Like two or three, yeah, two or three other girls I've been with already. But that's good. But I mean, honestly, to get back to the advice thing, like, I just don't think that you can get this girl back. Yeah. I think you showed your side of you that she's probably not comfortable with. And I'm sorry, as much as you say it was stupid and maybe you shouldn't have wrote it.

It is where you're at and who you are right now. You are the guy who goes to the girl's window and throws rocks at it. and you're crying and you're sending, you know, 10-page letters and you're calling 10 times her phone. She doesn't want to be with somebody who would do that. Do you understand? Like you showed a part of yourself. And listen, that's okay that that part of you exist, but you should probably work a little bit on that part of you, that you don't go to that extreme.

You know what I mean? In situations when you feel upset because you will drive most women away with stuff like that. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. And if you're looking for, are you at the point of your... It's hard for me. You know why? Because it's just hard for me because it's just like a lot of people just come to me.

You know what I mean? Sometimes I don't really have to do much. Okay. You meaning girls? Yeah. And this girl didn't come to you? No, like don't come back. Like most of the time they always just like run back to me, you know?

Oh, and this girl didn't. Yeah. Right. Yeah, it's just your ego. You're just like you can't deal with the... It's like a loss of control. I'm telling you, it's like a, it's a thing with you that, I mean, you might be someone that like murders somebody one day now.

Oh my gosh. Don't say that. I'm just joking. I'm sorry, I watched too much date lines. It's a problem. Now that I have a baby and I can't go out when he's sleeping. Like, I watch date lines and shit like that. And I mean, a lot, like, what it is with you is that you can't handle not having control.

Like she took the control away in this relationship. She left you and there you couldn't do anything. and you can't deal with not having control. And I get that, okay? And a lot of people get that. A lot of people have that fucking problem. Yeah, it's just like you just have to take it like a bitch sometimes. Well, you just have to feel out of control and feel all the feelings that you feel, all that

crazy shit. But in you, in times like that, you have to like lock yourself in a room and you just have to not act on it. You have to not text. You have to not go to the person's house and throw rocks. You have to not write. You could write the letter, but you can't give it to the, the person. Do you understand? I mean, listen, if you're married to someone for 10 years,

you could write them a 10 page letter. But a 10 page letter to someone that you know for three months is cuckoo for Cocoa Pops. Okay. It's a crazy of crazies. It's just too much. And honestly, it's not even real. Okay. Like, I just don't believe that you're, you know, your feelings for her, like the loss that you felt from what you actually had isn't, isn't correct. Like, there's something off. You know, three months to feel so devastated that you're crying and your 10-page letter, like it's almost like you lost something more than just her. It's more about something else, you know?

And I think it's the loss of control. It's the loss of like whatever fantasy you had. It's more so than just her. That's why I don't think you need to get her back. I don't think you loved her. I thought maybe you were dating this girl for two years or three years. I didn't know you were dating her for three fucking months. And you did too much dance.

you did too much and her mother knows you're crazy our mother would never let her go back with you and if she's a good Christian girl some girls would want to date the guy that their mother fucking hates but this girl is not gonna date the guy that her mother hates do you know what I'm saying if they know that you were throwing rocks at her window and calling and then you had your mom emailing oh my god yeah and then it's just like you're like a crazy girl she works at the mall and she's like sometimes they end up walking past her work you know, because I go to the mall a lot. Yeah, but that's okay. Listen, what are you supposed to do? You can't go to the mall now. I mean, you could go to the mall. I go to the mall two or three times sometimes a week. Just to see her or to go shopping?

Tell the truth. Yeah, sometimes to see her sometimes. Because I walk by, but I don't see her in there anymore. I think she got a new job. Yeah, she's smart. And then one time, one time, one time I was like standing by like the glass and then I don't know, maybe I was. like high or something and then all I could see was this guy in the back on like the radio

headset and he was speaking into the microphone and he was looking at me and he's shaking his head oh my god you got to get away so he knew like get the fuck out of here yeah she's alerted everyone in her life she does she full-fledged things she totally thinks you're psycho and she wants nothing to do with you some girls like psychotic guys I mean that's a thing a lot of girls do but this one doesn't and that's probably why you're so to her because you know on some level that you can never get her and it's just human nature like you just

want what you can't have you can't have this girl and this is just one of your first lessons in life and it's very difficult to learn that stuff trust me I was just like you I don't like that what? God took it back yeah God or I mean you pushed it away I mean don't blame this one on God okay

you fuck this one up yourself I'm sorry I can't get all right I'm over it though I'm over it yeah listen all you listen and who cares she was only a three month but this was a good practice for you you want to know why because one day you're going to meet a girl that's really right for you that you have a really good relationship with that won't throw you out and maybe like listen she saw all those texts in your phone and then she just threw you out she would never talk to about it like you know maybe in the future you'll meet the more right person for you you'll be in a real relationship and you have to learn from

this experience not to when things go bad in that relationship and you hit a bumpy person path not to act like a psycho. So this was a very good learning lesson for you. Yeah, you did something, you did all these horrible, ridiculous, very wrong things. You 100% did. But, you know, so that's okay. Like you learn

from those. How else do you learn in life then through fucking up? I've learned everything through acting like the biggest imbecile, like I'm making a massive fool out of myself and getting, just doing just ridiculous things. That's how you learn. And the worst you feel about doing it and the worst, the

consequences, the more, the quicker you learn. So I think it's good that you lost her forever because you will, you'll maybe be a little bit different in your next. First of all, don't be texting your girlfriend, show me your tits when you're with another girl. Or like, I don't know. I don't know how, like it was a miscommunication that all fight with her, you know, you didn't cheat on her for real and you're not a cheater. So you need to be with a girl that's a little. I am, but I didn't. He didn't cheat with her, but you cheat with everybody else. Kind of. Okay, right.

The girls that aren't good Christian girls, the girls that like, because you said this girl, you didn't even think she liked you. Yeah, just like other people and stuff. I've done that stuff before, and I wasn't really a pretty guy. Right, right.

And this girl, because you did give out, it's very classic, it's a very classic thing, you know. It's because, but you're still, like, stuck in those two places. You need to find somebody in the middle. You know,

not the girl that you're going to cheat on that you don't like, that probably totally likes you, and not the girl. that you're obsessed with that doesn't really like you and is going to kick you to the curb. You need just a regular girl that likes you, that you like her and you have a relationship.

No, I just want somebody to laugh at my freaking jokes all the time. Right. I just want to be with me and tag along and just give me little tickles and massages and stuff. Yeah, I'm sure you, listen, there's a girl out there for you. There's probably like many girls that would totally get you. It's just, it takes time. You have to be really hot at the same time.

Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, that's what you want your... And then I told my friend that and he's like, wow, were you looking for freaking unicorns? Yeah, well, there's this really great video online about like the crazy Matrix. Did you ever, like, do you mind if the girl's crazy on top of it? Because like most likely that girl's going to be a little nuts. Sure. Okay, so that's good.

So that's not, you're not looking for a unicorn. You're looking for, you know, a hot girl. Listen, there's somebody for everybody. There's somebody out there that's going to get you. I mean, I'm sorry, but you're not like you're unique because you're you. but you know there's there's somebody for you come on you'll find somebody you're only 25 what do you want to get married i mean come on you're too young to get married i know but i do want some babies well what age do you want to have babies probably next year next year at 26 i don't know maybe like why do you want

babies so young well it's not really that young i know a lot of girls over here that have and babies at like freaking 19 20 no but why but why but you as a man because you could wait a little bit even longer right as a man like why do you want to have a baby so quickly in your life because they're like babies they're cute right yeah they're cute they're a lot more than cute okay sorry i just i don't i mean you i don't even think you could handle a fucking puppy okay like i would say like oh get a puppy they're cute too but a puppy's a lot of work okay i think you should just focus on yourself and and figure out your way do you ever go to therapy You could use a good therapist.

Everybody can. I believe that everyone should have a therapist. It should just be a normal thing. I mean, so I'm not saying like this to you because I think something's so wrong with you. I think everybody is flawed. That's a part of being a human being. And everyone needs a therapist to help them because we were taught by our parents and our parents are fucked up people too. So you could use a little help in figuring out your emotion so that like when these things come up in your life in the future instead of like doing all the crazy sabotage things you do.

You know that, oh, on Wednesday at one of. o'clock, I see my therapist and I'll get to talk to that person all about it. And maybe they can kind of calm you down. It'll help you. It takes time. Listen, it's not the fucking movies. Like, you're not going to change overnight by talking to someone for an hour one day. It takes time, but it could really help you.

You need a little help when you're in those moments because you don't listen. Your mother gave you the right advice, but you didn't listen to her, you know. And you're a little out of control and you don't have any sort of, like you haven't sort of figured out how to deal with your emotions. that well yet and you're 25 and before you know you're going to be 30 and so you should just get a fucking grip on that part of your life and you could use a little

help and a therapist would really help you. I can't help you in an hour. You need an hour a week for like a year to help you and so and then you need to continue to date and so when the feelings come up of you feeling not in control or you feel rejected or you feel bored by

a girl that just fucked you, you could talk to someone about it and they could talk you through the emotions that you feel so you could figure out what you're looking for, how you feel, what you really want, and all that stuff. Because I think you're a little confused. I think you think you really love this girl and you probably didn't. I think you think that you really were sad because she broke up with you, but I don't know that you totally did. I think there's a lot of other things going on and somebody could sort those things out for you and you need to sort those things out because, you know,

you're young and you have the rest of your life ahead of you and you do want to have babies one day because they're cute and have a wife and all those things. And you know, you got to get it a little bit together emotionally before you do, if you want to do those things successfully. What? I just don't think about like big issues, you know? Yeah, you just got to think about them. That's what life's so bad.

It's not like you're not going to be living your life when you're going through therapy. It's just one hour a week. And you're still going to be doing all your other stuff. But just like it's one time. And I think you really, like I said, I think you're your own biggest fan. and I think you, you're totally into yourself. So it's an hour about all about you. I mean, what's wrong with that?

You like that. You're right. That's actually good. Yeah, I think you would fucking love therapy. It's literally like you're paying this person to listen to you. I'm talking half the time you're talking right now. I think you would probably prefer to be talking the whole time because you're like into yourself. And I get that.

So because everybody at the end of the day is really into themselves, right? It's the somewhat and human nature. So why not? Like how much fun is that that you go to somebody and they just talk to you about you for an hour. It's all about you. Go to therapy. Oh, man.

I love it. Okay, Robert, let's end on that. And listen, if you ever wind up, like, please don't get a, you're going to, shit the girl's going to put a restraining order on you. Can you promise me that you're going to leave her a fuck alone? I promise. Okay, just leave her alone. And let me know if you get any interesting people emailing you on Craigslist, but like,

maybe, you know, I don't know if anyone else because you, I don't know if I helped you. I don't think you really, I think you really, I think you really, you need more help in different areas. You just need a therapist. Go to therapist and keep me posted. Yeah, I do. Maybe I just, I just, yeah, I just get distracted too much. Yeah, you're a little all over the place.

That's, that's okay. That's very common way to be. I was very dramatic and very all over the place and a very, a lot of things when I was younger, and I did a lot of crazy things and stuff. And therapy off and on in times of my life really helped me learn and grow and you're going to be learning and growing your whole life that's what life's about it I don't care how old you are you're so everyone's always learning and growing and stuff um and 20s is a very intense time for that they're they could be brutal it's tough to be in your fucking 20s you know but fun so have

fun go to a little therapy and forget about this girl all right all right Robert good luck with her and listen to your mom next time she gave you good she gives good advice Thanks for calling in, Robert. Thank you. Keep me posted. Okay, cool. I will. All right, bye. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly

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