Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 218 - Is Ex Co-host Tommy Still a Dickless Divorcee?

Episode Date: February 19, 2018

Former co-host Tommy calls in to give an update on how he’s been doing now that he’s been divorced for a couple of years. Is he in a new relationship? Is he back to being a player and banging tons of chicks? Or, is he still bitter and acting like a dickless divorcee? Tune in to hear for the juicy details which include stories about an aggressive 7 foot amazon woman who really wants sex, a girl who can squirt across the room, multiple times and a whole lot more.] **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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show today, which is Tommy. Anybody who's been listening to my show for a while knows that Tommy, or from the beginning, I've been doing my show for like four years now. It feels like a year, but it's four years, actually. In the first year or so, maybe, I had a co-host named Tommy, and people loved him. And I had to fire him. And we talk about why I fired him. So if you want that information, you'll get it on this podcast. He's no longer a part of the show. We knew each other really well. There's episodes out there that you could listen to. He was a long-term booty call of mine. He's actually in my book as well that I wrote. He's a chapter. So I kind of dated him. And then I fucked him for like eight years as like my booty call. So we talk about those kind of things on previous

episodes. There's one where me and Tommy talked all about our relationship, like the SEX part of our relationship. We also talked about Tommy's recent divorce because he was married and then he got divorced right after he stopped being on the show. We did an episode about that. And so if you want to find those episodes and listen to more shit about this guy, Tommy, you could find those episodes. And I think to get ones past 100, you got to go on LibSint.com and Google strictly anonymous. And you'll see all my 200 plus episodes. But today we talk about like whether, how he's doing since his divorce, because typically I call the divorcese's like Dickless divorces, because I find that a lot of my guy friends come out of divorces and they're so bitter and so defeated and so

different as people than who they were before they got married. They just got no game. It's almost like their dick was chuffed off. You know what I'm saying? So I checked in with Tommy to see if he's still a dickless divorcee, because personally I thought that he was when he came out of his divorce. His divorce was pretty fucking bad. And if you want to hear that story, like I said, go listen to that episode. There's one about it. But we talk about like what's going on with him now. Is he dating anyone? Is he fucking a lot of girls? Because that's what he used to do. He was a big, player when I knew him before he got married. So we talk about like what's going on with him now. Is he still a dickless divorcee? As you got to stay tuned to find out. So I'm going to be right back

on with Tommy. Do you have a story, lifestyle, or situation you can't talk about to anyone, to anyone? Or do you just want to let your freak flag fly and be on the show? Well, Strictly Anonymous wants to hear from you. Send us an email, Strictly Anonymous podcast at Gene. email.com with your story and your anonymous name. And remember, everything is strictly anonymous. Strictly anonymous. Hey, Tommy. Welcome back to your old stomping ground,

The Strictly Anonymous Podcast. Would that be what you call it? You're back. I know. Well, I made the show famous and then I had to leave. People did like you. floundering the last year or two without me. Yeah.

Shit happens. Oh my God. It's never been better without you. I mean, I hate to say it. It's never been better than when I'm on the podcast. People really liked you. I'm sure I lost some people when you left, but I don't care. I love doing it on my own.

For people that are new listeners that listen to my podcast, me alone, I had a co-host when I first started out. I think you were with me for maybe like a How long time? You like a year? We were, yeah, for a while. We did a lot of shows. Yeah, you did a lot of shows with me.

You were about a year. You were, uh, it was very different. It was a different format. Uh, a lot of things were different with you on the show. It was very devastating when I had to fire you because I was like, how the fuck am I going to do it without you? But now that I've done it without you for a long time, I actually prefer it, though, you know, I'm sure you feel differently. Yes, because I kept you in check from just like running the,

mouth all the time in bullying the people. First of all, I don't think anybody... First of all, no, I never bullied my call. Wait, wait, just so you know, I never bullied my callers. I bullied you. Okay, so take you out of the equation and there's no fucking bully. I would bully you because I personally felt like you gave the worst advice. It was like dumb it down therapy.

Okay, but yet, this is the truth. I'm going to tell the truth is that people loved your advice. People thought you were like the voice of reason, but I didn't fucking like it, and it was my podcast. And I didn't fire you for that reason. I'm always down for a good fucking debate, right? Like, I liked having you on. I thought we have very good chemistry. I thought you were very good for the show.

I didn't care that people seemed to like you better than me. I didn't care about any of that. What I cared about was you were like the most irresponsible, flaky, and every other synonym that goes with those words. That's what you are. and I couldn't deal with it anymore. It's like it was very, it was beyond difficult. It got to the point where it wasn't doable to actually set anything up with you.

So that's why I had to fire you. I mean, there were some compliments in that. I'll take it. Yeah, I think you should take the compliments and avoid the trashing because you know it's fucking true. Okay, and I think that the trashing and the, in the, the irresponsibility and the flakiness, I think that that comes into play in like your dating life and like in the stuff that we're going to talk about today. Because like I seem to always think for some reason because I'm fucking dumb or like I just forget things sometimes. And this is like a note to fucking women and men out there that like when someone treats you a certain way, like I, the way you used to treat me in every aspect, I always just thought it was because you knew me really well because you've been there done that.

We fucked a million times. like you're my booty call guy. Everybody that listened to the show knows this stuff, right? And you, so I just felt like your shitty treatment of me and your flakiness and all that stuff was just the way you treated me because you knew me really well. And I assumed that if you met somebody new, right, you would be like, not like that at all, right? But it turns out I hooked you up with one of my friends who will call her Judy. I hooked you up with one of my friends.

And you treated her exactly the same way. was like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, it turns out that this is just who you are. Wait, before you go on your little... Tantra box. Yeah. There's two sides to every story. Sure. I mean, I don't know that we're going to rehash that, but... We're not going to rehash it, but let me be fair to everybody is going to listen. Um, I was, you know, I've been now divorced. I filed for divorce anniversary coming up three years. Okay. Um, officially, you know, officially legally.

It's about a year and a half, a little more. I spent about a year in court, you know? Yeah, we'll not get into that shit. It's not judging. Anyway, this is the backstory that it was. I was divorced. Wait, I'll tell you the backstory. You were a dickless divorcee.

That's what I call it. Men that get divorced, especially when, like, I mean, let's just tell the backstory of your divorce. Your wife cheated on you. Like, wait. Okay, stop. Let me just finish the way we were going with that. Oh, okay, I'm sorry.

This is what used to be, the podcast used to be, like, how irritated. Yeah, you got to get slapped and putting your place every once in a while. Okay, go. Even on your own show. So, I was like, fuck it. Let me get out there. You know, I run and operate two businesses. Yeah, I don't know how you do that with the way you don't get back to people.

Yeah. And, well, how I work in business is a little different. But anyway, I started seeing your friend a little bit on the side. Meanwhile, very nice girl. Very, very nice girl. You have nothing bad to say about her. You know, she got a little wild when she got intoxicated. That was one time.

First of all, that was only one time. So let's not talk about that. Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Stop. No, no, what do you mean stop? Because I'm not making fun of that. I was actually going to say it kind of liked it.

She didn't get like crazy You know She didn't do anything wrong She just got a little Yeah, it was the first date Yeah Um We went out a couple of times

We banged Meanwhile She lived in the farthest reaches Of Brooklyn known demand You know that right Yeah I've been to her place many times I drove there I have a car too

You had a car I traveled there a bunch of times Brought her here we went out to some very nice dinners, you know, we hooked up a few times. But she being, I don't know, we don't want to give it away, but she's from a different country. And what her, I guess, the communication in her culture, they are a little bit colder. You know what I mean? They're not very, they're not like you.

Like if something's bothering you, Kathy, you won't shut the fuck up about it. You know what I mean? Uh-huh. they, they're a little bit colder. They're a little more guarded. You know what I mean? So maybe. You couldn't read her as what you're trying to say.

You couldn't read her. I couldn't, I couldn't read her. But I was also, you know, and I'm not using this as like, you know, this is why. But I also had just gone through a divorce. Maybe it could be I was emotionally a little bit more needy. Yeah. That's the ridiculous divorce. See, that's what I was just going to bring up.

Oh, my. And then her being a little bit, you know, on the colder side, it just kind of whatever. It was like it was like it wasn't going to go anywhere because she had her things. Listen, a lot of women that are older. Like it just, well, I don't even think it has to do with that. I don't think that she was, I think she is at that point in her life. Like, I think a lot of women get to after you've been around the fucking block. And it's not like she was around the block or anything, but like she's older.

Listen, no, let me talk first. second. She was in the way. No, no, listen. Listen, women want men. We'll make you repeat that because in case she's listening, she'll want the compliment.

But women want men. Okay, there's nothing more attractive to a woman in her 40s, not 20s. Don't do this to the women in their 20s. Treat women in their 20s like shit and they suck your dick like nobody's business. When women are older, though,

it's a whole different ballgame. And they want a guy that's going to fucking chase after them. Like, they're done chasing after guys that don't let. You know, nobody, I intend none of that garbage. And a man should be a fucking man.

A man should pursue a woman, right? And what happens with this whole, this is why I call a lot of men that get divorced, dickless divorcees, is because it's like they come out of divorce and they're either brutalized because their wives cheated on them within the marriage or they're brutalized because all their money

was fucking taken from them. I don't know, but they just become very bitter and very insecure. And all of that comes out with them being like the opposite of what a real, man would be. They don't pursue. They want the girl to pursue them. And that's what was going on. She wasn't going to fucking pursue you.

What kind of man is that? I don't think she was being cold. I think she was being normal. She wanted you to show that you liked her. She did everything to show that she liked you. When you asked her out, she said yes. You just wouldn't fucking show up. You wouldn't text back. You were like a crazy person. And that's the whole point

of my conversation was that I couldn't fucking believe, okay? Because I had spent a lot. It doesn't matter that I fucked you a million times. I always gave you advice for girls. We always talked about herself. We never liked each other. We're just sleeping with each other every now and then.

Right? And I always give you advice and girls. Stop it. You always. Yeah, that was like read the book, okay? That was like what, like 10,000 years ago.

You're in my book. You're a fucking chapter in my book. Okay. So yeah, it's in there. That's not a secret. Okay. I like you for one second and I jumped immediately.

Listen. No, listen. So, no, I'm really serious because you're not telling the real fucking story. And I'm going to get to the case. I'm trying to,

but I can't get a word. No, This isn't about, we're not rehashing the past. I want to talk about what's going on with you right now. Okay. So let's talk about them. I just want to know if you're still a dickless divorcee. The whole point of that was that you, what I couldn't believe is that you, I was like, holy

shit. Why did I never think when Tommy was coming to me and telling me about girls he was dating and saying they just fucking disappeared and they went on vacation and never heard from them again? Like you had a lot of stories like that. You dated like some Miss America or something. miss something bullshit and like they never got back to you again and like and I would be like trying to analyze it with you and everything. I never for one second for some reason thought that you treated them

the way you treated me. Like I just didn't think that. Like I said, I thought you were better with other people. I thought I just got, I was special. I really thought I was special. Right? But it turned out that that's your fucking game. And I was like, you got to be kidding me. Even to my friend, I was like, I cannot believe he's treating you that way. And he's trying to get down your pants or trying to woo you his way. It was like ridiculous. And you liked her and she was like convinced that you didn't like her because she didn't make sense. And I was trying to tell her like, no, you don't understand. He's so insecure. He can't even, he needs you to sort of give him so much to make him feel good about liking you before he's going to give you anything. So it was like it was ridiculous. But it's your job, you know, to do that. Well, whatever. Anyway, she was very nice. She was ex-what-her was good. Her accent was hot while we were, while we were banging, which was kind of cool. Mm-hmm. And that's all I said about that.

But no one dumped or didn't dumped. I didn't call. She didn't call. It died. Okay. Okay. If it makes her feel better that says she dumped me, so be it. I'm not saying that.

I haven't talked to her for a while, so I don't know. But what I last remember is maybe you hadn't gotten back right. It's whatever. Yeah. So what's been going on? Nothing. I've been dating here and there. But the question is, like, how do you?

do you like do you have your game back like do you have confidence in yourself like are do you when you're chasing after a girl do you chase after her I don't first of all at my age and where I am in my life you know just comfortability and financially I don't really have to chase anymore which is cool what does that mean it means like you know when you reach a certain level and you know you do you you know you got some things and you're comfortable in your situation. People see that and people pursue you more than you have to pursue that. You know, you know, it just, I just dawned on me this really weird thing and I don't know

why it never dawned me before because like the whole time like we, we booty called each other and everything. Like I think I text you all the time because I'm like a super aggressive girl, right? Like I just, I want something and I just fucking make it happen. Like I don't wait around. I wasn't waiting around for you to pursue me because I didn't really like you. It wasn't like that kind of a thing, right? So maybe you're just the type of guy.

because I just always thought you had game, but it wasn't that, it was I had the fucking game. Maybe you're just the type of guy, and there are guys like this, and this is maybe why I was able to get along with you for so long because you're like more passive, like you're the type of guy that wants and likes an aggressive girl. How come every time you invite me on your podcast

to talk about where are they now, it's just about like you rehashing and then coming at me. Because I really know, no, I'm not attacking you. First of all, I'm telling you the truth. It sounds like you have some like pent-up shit. No, first of all, you're not that good of a friend. I do have pent-ups. My stuff isn't pent-up.

I tell you all the time what a piece of fucking garbage you are. You're a terrible friend. I have a two-and-a-half-year-old son. You've never met him. I live across town, okay, like 15 blocks. It's like you're in fucking Siberia, okay? I think you're not so great of a friend. You're not that good of a person.

You're still flaky. You're really irritating to me on so many levels. and I tell you this all the time to your face. So, yeah, that is pent up, but it's present pent up shit, okay? Oh, it's in there. It's like, it's right now. It's like I had to touch you 18 times

to get you on the fucking podcast today. It's pent up from two hours ago. It was one time. Listen, I'm the opposite of you. I'm like beyond not making. Do you want to hear a cool funny dating fucking situation I got myself into? Yeah.

All right. So, you know, I went on to the, online thing, started doing the online thing, whatever. And I matched with this one girl. Her profile was, you know, she looked really cool. She had this like whole Mediterranean look going on. And, you know, whatever. We both matched. Texted a little back and forth. She's like, hey, I live right over the bridge in Jersey. You know, would you mind coming out here? I said, no, no problem. She's like, oh, there's this like adult style movie theater where you say, And you can get a bottle of wine and food and you're in your own little cubby space.

I don't know if you ever heard of it. But they're really cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they said like a bar. They is like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm like, I'm like, that sounds awesome. I never did that. Yeah, sure, I'll meet you there.

Mm-hmm. So I go there and there's a bar in the lobby first. And I'm like, all right, cool. This is pretty, you know, all the text rhetoric was like very flowing. And, you know, I was like, oh, yeah, maybe this might be cool. and she walks in, of course I get there a little early, she walks in and I have to say that bitch completely lied on her profile. Oh God, this is so boring.

Everyone has like 80, this is the common thing. No, no, no, no, listen, listen, it gets so freaking good. Oh, okay. So she walks in. Yeah. And everyone's like, oh, what are the older pictures? This, blah, blah, blah. She was litter seven feet tall.

She was literally, she was a WNBA player, huge. Like, her hands were triple the size of my hands. I was like, all right, whatever. So we had a couple of drink. And you want to talk about aggressive? She was very aggressive. I was like, all right, let's go up to see the movie. Yeah.

Okay, we sit down, I order a bottle of wine, I order some apps. This movie starts playing some fucking alien movie or whatever. Wait, let me just ask you, though. like after she walks in you see that she's seven feet tall are you like oh i could do that like are you still kind of into it i was yeah it was like whatever you know yeah okay good step ladder i'll do it okay so we sit at tea we sit in the seats yeah and having some wine and you know meanwhile i just met this chick 10 minutes ago you know and the movie starts to sit back and there's these like lounge chair things you're in and she like

starts touching the back of my head. I'm like, oh, okay, that's, you know, nice. And I, like, take a sip of my drink. I smile at her, you know. I go back. She leans over and she starts tonguing my ear. And I'm like, I was like, all right. There's other people around and whatever. And, you know, a waiter came over, snacking a little bit. She stopped and this, that. And the movie was horrible. I was a little weirded out with this girl because, I don't know, she was, just, I don't know, there was just a weird energy. She leans over, she's like, come on, let's get out of here. And I was like, all right, fine, fuck it.

We went back downstairs to the bar. We had another drink or two, and she's just like, she was in the military, like, she was a beast. And I'm like, all right, I'm not feeling it. Plus, it was getting late. I was like, all right, cool. I was like, listen, I'm going to call for my, you know, Uber back to the city. And she's like, no, no, no, no, no, I'll drive you. I'll drive you.

and I was like, no, you've been drinking. We've been drinking. She's like, got really forced to, no, I insist. My car's right outside. I was like, all right, fine. Fuck it. Drive me. And we get in.

She has this huge suburban with kids cleats and soccer balls fucking flying all over to place. How old is she? I was like, she's like, uh, she's like, uh, she's like her 39, you know what I mean? 38. Okay. Um. How old are you now? I'm 42.

Okay. So flying over the bridge down the west side highway, I mean fast. And this big car, big woman, and I had told her what she did, you know, what I did with my club and whatever, where I live. Yeah, you own a gay bar. I'm just going to say you own a gay bar and a steakhouse. All right, all right. No, Tommy, people don't. People don't, listen, don't know who you are.

All right. So we go in and we get in front of my place. She dropped me off. I said, oh, here, thanks. I'll give you a call. and I was there she goes well you're not going to invite me into your club for a drink and I was like all right sure yeah come on in she parked right across the street oh my gosh we go in everybody sees me walk in with this fucking broad and they were like what we sit down everybody's being so nice there it was a pack night she was loving it we got a drink or whatever and I was like okay well you know all right I'm gonna go and I'm like you know good to see I'm gonna go she goes will you leave a upstairs, right? I said, yeah. She's like, well, you're not going to take me home and fuck me, aren't you?

She's like, aren't you going to take me home and fuck me? And I was like, I was like, what? She's like, listen, I got three fucking kids. I got a babysitter tonight. I'm getting fucked. Oh my God. I almost love this girl. Right. No, no bullshit.

She's just making shit happen for herself. She's kind of like, great. please tell me you fucked her No I didn't So she was a little Uncathed You're still a dickless divorcee The old Tommy would have fucked her like crazy

Listen what I did What happened So I was like I can't with this girl I'm not really turned on by her And she's getting a little Groser and grosser

And sloppy And like you know It was just a turnoff And You had to grow shit on you once While you were having sex with her I mean, she really dumped a load on you, like for real, like real shit on your leg. And I think you still fucked her.

So like, it's like you've really changed. So I was like, oh, my God, this girl is making a scene. And I said, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, absolutely. No problem. Let me just do what I got to do around the club and I'll come grab you and we'll figure it out. She goes, all right. So I go outside. I go to my security guard.

I'm like, listen, the bitch in there's crazy. I'm out of here. She's going to start flipping out looking for me in a little bit. Oh, my God. You got to bounce her. He's like, I got it. So I went up through the other entrance, went and turned my phone off and went to sleep. And, you know, the next morning I turned my phone on to a lot of, like, nasty messages.

And then apparently she wanted to, she really physically wanted to take down two of my security cars. well Tommy you just proved my whole point. I made a wise decision. You think that that's a wise decision? Yeah, what am I going to do? I don't want to bring that thing into my house. Yeah, but all you would have said it, all you had to do is tell her the truth and say,

listen, I'm not into fucking you. I'm definitely not going to fuck you. I'm really sorry that you took the babysitter. You could have given her some cash. You got money. Throw her 200 bucks and be like, this is for your babysitter money. I'm sorry, but I'm not into fucking you, and I'm going to leave now.

And just give her the information. If you consider trying to be a gentleman, a dickless wonder, then that would... Wait, so you think being a gentleman is leaving and saying, oh, I'll be right back and then going and turning your phone off at a buddy. This is what I was just, I just explained how irritating and what a piece of garbage you are, and you just proved my whole point. Like, this is how you take care of things. You just turn your phone off. Got into a fist fight with the bouncers. Good for her.

Good for her. Let me tell you, there's nothing more irritating for somebody that is that direct to have somebody like you who is so passive aggressive to do what you did to her. It would make any woman that's that kind of personality fucking mental. It's a long ride home in the suburban New Jersey. Please, I mean, you've got to be kidding me. Do you think that that story makes you look good and her look like a crazy part? Like, I see you as the more crazy person in this scenario. I really do.

That's how I felt. All right. You see yourself as a gentleman. How, I mean, what does that mean? Like, you were a gentleman because you didn't fuck her? Like, what does that mean? I gently excused myself from the situation. You lied.

You said, I'll be back. Oh, my God. Tommy, you're still the same. I mean, okay, let's ask, let's, okay, since we're doing like a where are they now. Yeah. Okay. And then here's, this is the, the juicy, nice one. So, a friend, a friend of mine hooked me up with, with somebody.

We went on a couple dates. Nice girl around the same age as I am. Um, we, you know, another one when she drank, she got a little kooky, you know what I mean? But it went in a good way. So we started hooking up, making out in my house, you know, and she started to like cry and be like, oh, I got to go home. I got to go home. And like when the girl cried, I was like, all right, I stopped. I'm like, okay, what's wrong?

What do you mean you stopped? While you were fooling around, she was crying? No, we were fooling around and making out and she's grabbing me and this and that and all of a sudden she got all like flustered. So I like, you know, I read her body language. I'm like, dude, what's up? And she's like, I get so much to do tomorrow and everything. And I was like, all right, all right. So she wasn't crying.

She wasn't crying. Not crying, but like, oh, weird. I'll get your car home. Like just almost. Yeah. Very strange. So I go to grab my phone and whatever and I come back into the kitchen and she. She took her whole dress off and she's on my counter, spread eagle.

I'm like, I was like, oh, I'm about to call. She's like, no, no, no, no, no. Come here, come here, come here. So we're making out. And I'm like, I went down on her. She went down on me. And then we're like on my sofa and I'm banging her this way, banging her that way. And then she was getting very, very wet, like very hot and very wet.

And I'm like, wow, this is great. and she pushes me off and looks me in the eye and she goes you want to see something cool like almost like a kid you know what I mean yeah I was like I was like yes so I laid over on my side on the chase line she moved onto my couch she put her legs up on my coffee table started playing with herself and squirted a stream over my coffee table oh my god I knew you were going and say that. I'm so jealous. I was like, wow. You had never been with someone who squirted? I've been with someone who squirted and like it was all over me or you know what I mean, but I was never with someone that said like put on a show. Yeah. Put on a fucking show.

Was it a turn on? I was like, it was a turn on and then like whatever. She got on top of me finished off and just to make sure I was going to have a good night. obviously, I popped the Cialis before the things went down. And so I'm like, okay, I clean up and I come in and she's like, she starts freaking out again. And she's like, I can't stay here. I can't stay here. I got too much stuff to do. And she wears my underwear and like freaking out.

And like now she was like literally crying. And I'm like, holy shit. Like really crying? Really crying. I'm like, are you okay? She's like, I'm fine, I'm fine, just get me a car. It's not you. I just have so much to do tomorrow.

I can't stay here. And I was like, okay, okay, okay. I go back into my bedroom. I grab my phone because I put it on the charger. And I came back in and boom, she did the same shit. She did the last time. This time she's naked again. She dressed and undressed and was laying back on my couch playing with herself.

Yeah. And I'm like, holy, I'm a little fucking weird out. Yeah. You know, like, why is this girl every time? Like, she's all hot. And she's a dirty talker too. And I love it. You like this.

And you know what I mean? Very aggressive. And it was, it was hot. Now she's, like, all emotional at the end. So I'm a little fucked up. But, like I said, before I took a sound. I'm rock hard. She walks in.

She starts, I walk in. She starts crawling on the floor to me into, like, the kitchen area. Start freaking, give me. blow job and everything, throw her over the counter and just piper, go at it. You know what I mean? And everything done, I mean, and from her squirting and dripping, I mean, this, whatever it's called is all over the apartment. Okay.

And so I'm like, all right, all right, everything good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I go into clean myself off and she's getting dressed. And then she starts crying and panicking and looking for her shoes and her underwear. And I'm like, what? Again. Fuck. Like, this is, this is crazy.

There's something wrong. And I'm like, all right, all right, all right. I'm like, I'm going to get your car. Everything's cool. And she like, okay, okay. And then she like gets all up at my face and then starts rubbing my cock again and like, pulling her dress up. At this point, I'm like, fuck it.

You're out of here. You know what I mean? Like, we've done this. I banged you out a couple of times I can't handle this cry This I it's freaking me out Right and did it say Alice wear off like you were done You didn't need to get fucked anymore

I was like No but like the emotional like hot and cold So I got the Uber I fucking great She's like oh why I was like no you're going home You want to go home like four times Cars here let's go I put her in the cab

I sent her off And like we're done it was you know we're over then she calls me text me the next day like oh my god what a great dinner we had and everything and um uh i had a good time i hope i wasn't too drunky poo you know what i mean and i was like and she gave me like the emoji of him like grinding his teeth and i was like uh she you know what i mean she apparently was in complete like blackout mode. Oh, right.

But we weren't like, how do you know? She told you she didn't remember anything. Yeah, she's like, I don't really remember anything. Was there? Did I, did I do anything crazy? And I wanted to be like, well, you fucking fountain sprayed my whole apartment. Cried five times and did some like, you know what I mean?

But of course, me, I'm like, no, yeah, everything was cool. You know, no problem. You know? So then. I'm like, what the fuck with this, you know, girl? I was like, this is kind of hot, but whatever. And then, like, we texted back and forth, whatever. So we went out to dinner again.

And she came and met me and, like, I don't know, something was a little weird. She was like, it was like she had a couple of drinks, you know? And I was like, all right, let's go. And we went downtown to this one restaurant. And we're sitting there at dinner and got a bottle of wine. and about halfway into it she's like so what's the deal here and I'm like I don't know what's the deal

and we've known each other on and off for a while as just as friends kind of okay uh huh and she's like I like you you like me I'm fucking 38 39 years old I want to have kids I need it like

what the fuck lady like that's a girl who should not drink on dates I mean that's a girl that should not He was like a beast and I was like, all right, whatever. I paid the check. Went across the street down to me packing to a friend of mine who's having a party at this one bar. We went to the bar, we sat at the bar. It wasn't that many people.

Bartender knew me because through, you know, my brother's places, he had worked for him. And great guy. He was being super cool. And he was being nice to us. There was some girl standing in the distance, like the hostess or whatever. and go on she goes

she goes the crazy shit goes that girl right there I know you're fucking her I know you're fucking her why don't you just go fuck her right now and I'm like Oh yeah yay

What are you talking about I was like listen We're done here I'm like you're not gonna embarrass me we're fucking done here I was like I'll get you the car you know nice guy I got her the car home

and while I'm like paying the bill, I said to the guy, said, listen, just keep my drink right here. I'm just going to take her to the car. She's going home. He goes, all right. And he smiled at her. And he goes, oh, have a good night like that.

And she goes, why are you fucking smiling at me? What do you think so fucking funny? Like, went ballistic inside this, like, louch. I, like, dragged her out of the place. And we're outside. It's, like, zero degrees. I'm in a freaking t-shirt, because I didn't even pick up my jacket.

just wanted her to gone. And she's like, why? What's wrong? What happened? You know? I was like, listen, don't ever call me again. Don't whatever,

whatever, whatever. Done. Went back. They freaking bought me drinks or whatever. I went home. I saw my friend who hooked us up and I was like, dude, what the fuck?

He's like, yeah. I think she might have a problem. I'm like, you think? I was like, listen what happened. This is like her gay friend.

And he's like, Yeah, I think she's on some medication that she's not supposed to drink alcohol with. I was like, do you understand what happened to me? A week ago, she squirted it all over my apartment. This week, she's screaming at me that she needs kids and being married and started accusing me of sleeping with people inside of a random bar. It was insane. So, I've kind of taken a back seat to dating while chick cools off a little bit. Oh, that was your most recent experience?

One of my most recent experiences, yeah. Okay, but like I don't think that most girls are like those girls. I really don't. You might just have a sniffer for like the crazies. Like you might just be attracting like insane girls your way. You just might be one of those because I don't know. I mean, there's probably so many girls out there that you could take on a date that are not going to be this extreme. And like, because there is.

So this is my problem with that. Like where on what platform and. like where what forum do you meet so you know what I mean so like when I was online dating and everything I was very specific like you know this is who I am I'm a professional career I want to meet somebody career oriented whatever and then my age parameter is 34 to like late 40s I don't want to meet anybody in their 20s no I always was that was like the most interesting thing to always look at if a guy was hitting on me online to see his age range. The age range was always so telling.

I don't, I'm not, you know what I mean? So you have a good age range. But what is, but what, wait, let me ask you this. Please, let me ask some questions, okay? What are you actually really for real looking for right now in your life? My, my perfect situation? Yeah. Okay, my perfect situation is someone around my age, maybe a little older,

maybe a couple years younger, but around my age, all right, that is very career-oriented in their own career, whether they're an executive, working finance, or real estate or something, um, that,

you know, doesn't have a lot of time. Like, I don't have a lot of time, but we could spend one or two days a week together, meaning like a dinner and like an overnight. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm.

Where I'm so busy, you're so busy. but we both want to, we like each other and we mutually want to fuck and we enjoy each other's company to do a dinner here and there and they are well established as am I well established. You know what I mean? And then when time to go on vacation, we can go away together. No, but are you looking, Are you looking to fall in love?

Are you looking for a real relationship? Are you looking for a fuck buddy? Like, what are you looking for? That's what I mean. Listen. Listen, I, I, I, I, like anybody, I would love to fall in love. And you never know when that happens.

I would love to get that feeling of, holy shit, I can't be without this person. You know what I mean? That like, that almost bubbly, googie feeling. I would love to get that. But I don't know. That just happens. You know what I mean? So anybody who says, oh, I don't want to fall.

Listen, if it happens and lightning hits me in the fucking head and I fall in love, I'm all for it. but the realest part of me says I'm looking for this type of situation you know right but that's the problem I believe I really think when you're really clear like if you I really believe that if you were really like at the place in your life where you were so sick of because like you go on 10 more dates and you attract girls like this that you've been attracting you're going to be so fucking sick of it yeah when you say I want to fall in love and you fall in love and you meet somebody, I feel if you have this fall in love mindset that you force those types of feelings to happen, that it's really not the real thing.

Well, that's not going to happen if you're desperate, but if like you just really, I don't think there's like, there's plenty of people that are ready for an emotional relationship with someone and it's not coming from being desperate. It's coming from that's just what they want. And there's something great about that. And I think if that's really what you want, you will meet somebody that's on the same page. I think the problem comes, and I had this problem all my life, because I was always putting out mixed messages. I was always like, yeah, I'd have a boyfriend, but like, if I don't have a

boyfriend, like, I would really be into like a booty call, and I would be open to somebody that, like, I just see on the weekends, you know, and so you're putting out very mixed messages. So you're getting very confused people your way. And so it's just like like attracts like. I just came out of seeing Phantom Thread, which is like the really good movie, and it really all comes down to like that. what I always say like attracts alike, right? And so what you're putting out or where you're at in your head is like what you're going to attract you. So yeah, maybe these girls seem fucking nuts.

But on some level, you don't, you're not looking for, what you're looking for is like a unicorn, first of all, a woman that's going to be able to keep like a distance and see you two times a week forever because she's so busy with her work. Like, yeah, that's a call the fucking robot. Because once a woman starts liking a man, she's going on to see him more, okay? And like, they're going to fall in love with a man. she's going to not just want to see him one day a week. Like it's...

Listen, you asked me what my unicorn situation is. No, but I'm asking what you wanted. That would be my unicorn situation. No, I said, what are you looking for right now? You said, my perfect situation. You're the one that brought that up. Yeah, that's my unicorn situation. Okay, but that doesn't really exist.

And that's why you're probably... We could talk two years from now and you're probably not going to have that exact situation, though, I would hope that maybe I think, what I've always known about you is that you're like a relationship guy. I've seen you fall in love and meet girls. And this is why I call people Dickless divorcees, and I've seen a lot of my guy friends go through these transitions. I saw that when they were younger and they were normal.

Stop. Listen. No, I'm going to make a comment, okay? I'm just saying, I knew you before you were married and all the stuff that you went through and when you were way younger, and I know you now, okay? And when you were younger, okay, before all the stuff that happened to, you and you weren't like defensive and probably closed off because you've been fucking shafted so hard.

Okay. You were always, you liked relationships. You never really liked to be alone. You weren't that guy. You were like a relationship guy. Though you always cheated a lot, you had, you would always every now and then, like a year wouldn't go by. You'd meet a girl that you really liked and you date her for a while.

It wasn't like a couple months. Like you had a lot of girlfriends. That's what I knew you about, right? But then what happened was, and you always liked a certain. kind of girl and that's what you dated and what happened was you wound up marrying somebody that like was very not your type like to me it wasn't like what you normally what i would have thought for you right and it wasn't good it wasn't good before you married her it wasn't good while you married her and it wasn't good when you got divorced and maybe hopefully it's good now and you could

co-parent because you do have a baby with her and that's all good but you're beyond that and like so it's like to me the change is because you've been fucking shafted and you're probably closed off a little bit. And I would hope that you would go back to being the way that you were before, whereas you could believe that you could meet somebody that you love and be in a relationship with them. Kathy, over, over time, that could happen. But when you call people dickless divorcees, you know, I don't think that's fair. Okay.

But listen, listen, I don't think that's fair because, you know, there was a lot of emotional hurt and there was a lot of energy and a lot of shit that went on and just to be like okay I'm back in it or back to normal who knows how long that takes of course that's my whole point about divorcees will it ever happen but it's it's hard you know right of course if you're some philandering fucking guy living all these hooking up with all these women and whatever and you get divorced because you were a scumbag well you know what they're not a dickless divorcee because they were never really married in their mind ever, you know? Also, the way, no, no, I find that the dickless divorcees mostly because are men who were

with women that treated them like shit. And so, or like they, like, it's like, but there's a lot of guys, because what happens is and even guys that treated the woman like shit, okay, what happens is the woman eventually, like can't stand a guy and I can't explain it. but guys that come out of divorces, a lot of times are like their dicks were chopped off. And that's why I call them dickless divorces. I don't think that they're bad people.

I think that you need helping you need to work on that so that you could go back out there and be like who you were before, or at least, you know, instead of deciding to be the person now with all that baggage and think that, like, you know, you're going to find the unicorn situation with being like sort of half checked out

because you're bitter because of what happened to you. You know, it's a lot of baggage you have. I'm not bitter. Yeah, but I'm not bitter about what happened, but, you know, your body sometimes is doing something that you're not doing. You're not knowing about. You know what I mean? Like, it's almost like a defense mechanism that it doesn't let you get involved. Yeah, of course.

It's like a subconscious thing. I talk about that all the time. I can sit here and say, I'm open and I want to do this and I'm all into this and I'm putting myself out there. but my body may have not have healed itself. And, you know, that's what I believe. Yeah, me too, but that doesn't mean that that's a permanent state. We're going to have to, you know, if you would invite me back, which I hope you wish you do. Because once I'm on, I make your fucking ratings go up because everybody loves me.

But, yeah, I have had a lot of stories. I mean, yes, the giant girl and the squirder, but there's been. been, there's been a lot of, what would you say, follies of relationship shit going on with me in the past, you know, two years that we would be on the phone a long time. But none of them go anywhere. It's great, but it doesn't go anywhere, but it is pretty fucking funny.

Like, I, here, a quick one. And it's not really sexual, but, uh, I was like, went on a couple dates with a girl who was an actress, a Broadway actress. Mm-hmm. And when she had a couple of drinks, she would like flip into roll. Oh my God.

There's nothing worse than Broadway music for me. I would go mental. Oh, she'd be like, Zalling. I'd be like, do you ever fucking do that again in a restaurant? It's like you're dating a gay guy. Yeah,

it was crazy. Yeah, that's not that interesting. But yeah, I mean, like, because this is what I really believe. So like now maybe you're not ready

for like a hardcore relationship, right? You just want this like thing that you have like a guy to see. My body has to heal. Yes. I would right now at this time and point in my life today, I want a convenience thing. You know what I mean?

Right. Well, you might, but this is the thing. My body will let me know. My body will let me know. My heart will let me know. When you're ready, right. When I'm ready. Okay.

I'm not going to fucking, when you force shit, it never works. I'm not telling you to force you, but you still go to therapy? Not so much right now because I found out that. I found that my therapist is like was more entertained in my drama than about helping me. Oh, God. Right. You should go to my old therapist. I could give you her information.

She was fucking hardcore good, like major good, but very expensive. But you could afford her. But I don't, I don't need, you know what I mean? It's like getting a mental massage. My shit's all right right now. I don't need it like disrupted. Right, right. I hear you.

You're just in, you're not in that mode anymore. Like you're back to like just living your life and like moving forward. And that's cool, you know, and I think that that's fine. I think that you've always been attracted to crazy women. I mean, like you always like, I mean, because you knew me, like right around the time, I met you right around the time I quit drinking. Like literally, like you knew me right before I, like you knew me right before I quit drinking and then you knew me after, right?

But you, and you were always way more attracted to the fucking train wreck drunker that I was when I was drinking than when I sobered up. You were always like, where's that other cafe with the bleach blonde hair and the drinks and the, you know, because you just love crazy girls, you know? Like, that's just like a thing that you've always kind of liked, right? And then you married one that was fucking crazy. Listen, that's 22 or 23. Okay, but it's not like the girls you're going out with aren't crazy still. They're fucking nuts.

But they're just older, so it's worse. I'm not going to say all girls are crazy. All, everybody's crazy. Everybody has their. Yes, but your girl, the crazy, the girl that's crying and squirting all over your apartment, I mean, that's a whole different level of crazy. See, I think you kind of like that. I had to like, I had to like Clorox the place. Has she tried to contact you?

The next day of all fucking things. Oh, I didn't even finish when she left. She had like insisted on paying for the first round or whatever. She left her credit card at that bar. So she called me the next day and needed to come pick it up and all that. So like I had to face her again. And she was like crying and apologizing profusely. And I said, I said, I was like, listen, you're a nice girl.

I just, this isn't for me. And I really think you need help. Like you either are mixing prescription drugs and alcohol or you just can't handle alcohol. And you really, I just hope you get the help you fucking need, you know? Yeah, I don't get. I know a lot of people that take those kind of pills, you know, for like the head, you know, that kind of shit. And then they drink and it's like, I don't know.

Like, I don't think you're supposed to drink. But nobody listens to that. Not at all. I know. I'm fucking all. You can. And then they turn nuts. And then it's just like, why would you do that?

It's like a really bad thing, but people don't listen to rules and regulations. I love them now that I'm older. But yeah, she obviously is a person that shouldn't drink, especially if she's on that medication. You know, I think you should have stuck with this Amazon girl. She would have fucked you two times a week. She had a whole, like she said, she had a life. Like she got a baby, she wasn't going to be wanting to see you all the time.

She would have been easy. What was it about her that you didn't want to? Why didn't you want to fuck her? What was it about her that wasn't good? I just wasn't turned on. Physically? Yeah. I mean, the crying you turn on by, but like was it by this girl, the crying girl?

The other girl was fucking smoking hot. She was smoking hot, okay. And the Amazon girl wasn't so hot. No, dude. She was like a fucking avatar. Okay, well, next time you meet like a crazy girl that has these, like if like just so what? If all you're looking for is somebody to see like, you know, twice a week or, you know, once in a blue moon. you know and then maybe they'll give me some entertainment with their crazy shit right and they'll chase after you because they're nuts um and you know that's probably like the what what you got that's what you're gonna wind up with for right now yeah you love it let's say but i have to run i have to head into work no i think this was good

your podcast yeah i don't even know what i would describe this show i don't even know what this fucking podcast was about it was more like for people that know you and that so If anybody wants to listen to, because people can't find old episodes, right? They're not like on, they're not on iTunes anymore. They only air the last 100. But if you want to find my old episodes, because I've been doing this podcast for four years, right? And if you want to find any of my older episodes, you just go to Libson.com and Google, Strictly Anonymous there. And there you could get all of my 200 and something episodes.

And if you want to hear the ones with me and Tommy, we also have ones where me and Tommy talk about, our situation when we were booty calling each other. We talked about what went down. We talked about your divorce and the specifics of that. Like you were on a couple times too as well separately. So if you want to listen to those podcasts, you could find them on Libson.com. So this was like for my listeners that knew you before. This is also good for other Dickless divorces to listen to and just, I don't know, whatever.

I don't know if there's a point to this podcast. But thanks for calling in. I'll see you in five years. So my son's graduating college, maybe you come meet him. Absolutely. All right, bye. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only in paperback

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