Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 235 - Barbara had a Threesome with Two Guys

Episode Date: June 11, 2018

Barbara calls in to talk about a whole bunch of things, including the recent threesome she had with two black guys. Is she still dating (and cheating) on her much older boyfriend? Has she fallen for any of the booty call guys she has been banging behind his back? How did the threesome go down and exactly what did they all do? Tune in to find out, plus hear all about how she's finally fullfilling her her fantasy of leaving everything behind and moving to an island and what that whole situation entails. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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strictly anonymous podcast.com, and click on me on the show. Today I'm on a girl named Jess, who emailed me out of the blue and was like, hey, I got an update for you. She's a girl that's been on my show before. She was a young girl dating an old guy, and she was, like, cheating on him, like, fucking mad.

It's funny. She makes me laugh. I think she's funny. She said she thinks I'm funny. I think our podcasts are funny. If you want to listen to her other podcast, her name is Jess, like I said, go check those out.

I don't know the numbers. You could find them. But I think she was on once or twice. She's on today because I made some predictions in previous episodes, and she wrote me to tell me that, you know, some of my predictions have, one came to fruition and one didn't. So in one way I was right,

and in one way, was wrong and that's what we discuss. She also told me she had a threesome with like two black guys. So we talked about that. She gives an update about the old guy she was dating because listen, she could have a threesome while she's dating the guy because remember she's the girl that like cheats with a fucking guy like crazy. She's a white girl that had a threesome with two black guys. We get into that hot story and then talk about all these other things and like lots of things come into this like we just, I don't know, this podcast is like all over the place. But like I that I think it's like a very kind of funny and interesting in all different ways.

I always use that word interesting, but I personally find people interesting. Like, that's why I do my show, because I could just like talk to anybody because I, like, I'm fascinated by people. And I think people that listen to my show are probably similar to me, right? Because that's why you would listen, right? Because you like, like you're interested in people, right? Because that's what I have on my show, just regular people, but they're interesting. I just think people are interesting.

Oh my God. I can't fucking stop saying stupid shit. So I'm just going to end this intro and get right to the podcast with Jess. Do you have a story, lifestyle, or situation you can't talk about to anyone, to anyone? Or do you just want to let your freak flag fly and be on the show? Well, Strictly Anonymous wants to hear from you. Send us an email. Strictly Anonymous podcast at gmail.com with your story and your anonymous name.

And remember, everything is strictly anonymous. Strictly anonymous. Uh, Hey, Jess, welcome back to Strictly Anonymous Podcast. How you doing? Great.

How are you? I'm good. I'm always, uh, I, I don't know where to start with you, but like, this is going to be like an update show, right?

Uh, you have, there are two things that I predicted, right? our previous podcast about your relationship. You were like, to give a back story on you, you were like a young girl.

How old were you at the time of the first call-in? First call-in, probably 29. Yeah, you're like 29. You were dating a guy in his 50s, right? It was like someone in their 20s dating guy in his 50s, and you were cheating on him like crazy behind his back. Right?

You were like fucking a lot of guys behind his back. And that's what we used to talk about. And I made two predictions. One was that, like you would get tired. tired of because like he was like a guy in his 50s but he was like he was like emotionally like a 20 something year old because he was just like out partying all the time like that's where you met him in the bars and you guys was like party's party fucking central right and i predicted a you'd like i never thought you'd get caught right but i thought that you'd probably get sick of his partying ways because most people that are younger party and then they get out of the system and then they grow up and then they do other things but somebody that's in their 50s that's still partying like they're like a career party person. You know what I mean? Like that shit ain't changing ever.

You know what I mean? So like most of the time like I think the young girls that they date, they have to date young, right? Because they need someone that's going to go out to the fucking bars with them. And they need someone that's going to stay in the bars of them because they're never getting fucking out. But I was like you're probably going to get sick of him and his parting because you're going to mature.

You're super young, right? But you're going to get to a point where there's like been there done that kind of thing. Right. And then you did make a statement once like, oh, I'm just going to move to a private island, like an island. And I was like, yeah, right. Like, where have you lived your whole life in Jersey? Like, you ain't going fucking anywhere.

Yeah, those are the predictions. Yeah, those were the two predictors. And I was right on one and I was wrong on another. Right? Is that correct? Correct. Right. So which one was I right on?

Let's get to that one. Oh, I got to give this shit right away. And I don't know if it was. you planted a seed. Yeah. But it's like, but no, no,

no, it's all good things because it's like it was real. It did get old. Like the shit got old. And then I started

just saying, what the fuck am I doing? Like, like, all right, this guy's awesome. But not awesome

enough for me to be like feeling guilty that I'm like cheating and doing things like this behind it back and with so many different people

when I know that all I should do is just break up with the Jews. Uh-huh. And yeah, so you predicted that. And you broke up with him? Yep, I broke up with him. So you never got caught. He never caught you cheating or anything, right?

And you were cheating on him to the end. Yeah. Well, there was this guy, and when, I think the last time I talked to you, I'm trying to remember. Yeah, there was one guy that I was like you might wind up liking him. Yeah, it was the guy, yes. And it was, the guy who, who, you had said to me, this guy is my age, fucking hot as fuck, I'm white, he's, he's black. Right.

But he's, he's Caribbean. It's like, he's like foreign, he's different. Yeah. Fucking awesome. Great facts, very open. He knew I had an older boyfriend, and we would talk about it. And you said, you go, this guy just likes you and wants you to break up with him. Right.

Now, that never came out that that was what the deal was, but this guy now likes me a lot. And I like him, and, like, the sex is really good. And I'm like, I like this guy and the sex is great. Like, what am I doing with this older guy? Yeah, no, that's what I said. I don't think I said, like, oh, just that that guy likes you. I thought, like, oh, you got to watch out because you might wind up liking this new guy, catching feelings for him.

There was something a little bit more there than all your other guys. Because you had a lot of guys you were cheating on him with. Yeah. And so this guy was black guy And I think last night I took a episode to you too It was right after The older boyfriend

Did some Like Like just a not just drunk shit We're like You basically hit on my friend And that set it off Right I was just like fuck me

You know Yeah he hit on that friend though Like a long time ago When we spoke right You and I must have Only spoken actually Right after New Year's Because that happened

Yes Right before New Year Right to me that's very recent, but, you know, so that happens with a bandtie's in my mouth, and I really was just like, fuck it. So my emotions got turned off with the older guy, and then I allowed it to happen with the new guy, with the, you know, the new guy. And the fact is so good that I don't even want anybody else.

Right. I'm just around with a couple other guys, and I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, right. You did, you did also, I just going to just, you did also say you had a three, someone, two black guys, right? Yeah. Okay, that was something else. So is that...

Yeah, there's so many things. But so I'm assuming that that was maybe with this guy brought in a friend, because you're saying you don't like anybody else besides him. So you must have... He was one of those black guys, is what you're saying. Yeah, he was one of the guys, and it was awesome, because it got brought up. That got brought up, like, before I spoke to you last time.

Uh-huh. When I talked to you, I was like, I'm thinking about it, but I'm, like, nervous and scared and blah, blah. Yeah. And then after I pulled the show of my friend and all that, I just said like, fuck it. Like, why not? The funnier part is that you, you know, you predicted that I wouldn't move to the island. You're like, everybody just said that.

Yeah. And so I'm going to be moving to an island in about a lot of days. Which island? I'm moving to Grenada. And now how did that happen? Because I went on vacation with the older guys. I said I had the sailing trip. Right.

I remember that. A the sailing trip. And then we went back because I found tickets really cheap when I was getting, mentally giving this guy another shot. I bought tickets right after New Year after I talked to you. And I was feeling like, what the fuck am I doing? But I still said, all right, maybe I'll give him another shot. Brought tickets because they were cheap to tell to go on a regular vacation just there and stay in this island. And that's what I really realized.

I don't even want to be with this, dude. I want to move here. You went with the guy. You went with the older guy. our tickets. You took him there. You took him there on your dime. Yeah, but he paid for everything else. Okay. The tickets were cheap enough, so whatever. Okay. And you went there with him and you decided I'm going to dump him but move back here. Basically, yeah. I dumped him two days later. When you got back from the vacation?

I got back from the vacation. The next day I had a threesome with the two black guys. Then the following day broke up with the yes. Okay. Did you, do you think that like liking the other guy had something to do with your brain? break up with the older guy? Yeah, probably. I don't like him as much as I think you do. Like, I like him, but not enough for me to, like, not go to that, not go and continue what I'm doing anyway.

Right. You were never that into him is what you're trying to say? I'm into it. I'm like, we're going to in that AC tonight. No, oh, you're talking about that, you're talking about this guy. You're not that into him. Oh, the new guy. I'm confused. When I, I just said, do you think that you

being with the, do you think, I was saying, like, do you think that the, like, the black guy came in and sort of took that guy's place? Like, you like him enough that, and more on certain levels that, like, you were leaving one but getting another. So you weren't, like, leaving your guy and being alone. You were leaving him and you had a replacement. Oh, yeah, totally. It's kind of like my pattern. I definitely do that. Yeah, a lot of people do, because it's hard to leave somebody to have nothing, right? Normally, you like, it's, like, painful, right? But you'll go for one person to. another. I go one person or another because before I finally break up with the first one, I'm so done

with the first one that I find another one. Right. Okay. So you don't like this guy emotionally like, oh, I would like in love with him, but you like him enough sexually that you don't want to cheat on him. Is that what you're saying? Well, there's an in between of like and love. And I think I'm in that I like the guy.

Uh-huh. I'm in strong like. Okay. I'm not in, like, oh, I'm just anything for you. But he really likes you. He says, I love you to me. And I don't say it back. I do.

I love him, but I'm not like, I'm in love this. But you don't cheat on him? I don't want to. I don't have a need to. Okay. But it's open. She's very open. So it's like if he, he doesn't give a shit, actually I did the other day.

What am I saying? Because we're not, well, when I told this, the new guy that is moving away, he's like, it's awesome. and he was cute and he goes, you want to be my girlfriend for the next 30 days. So, you know, but I know that if he has a scratch that he needs it, he's going to go do it. And I don't care.

What did you just say? You just said something about your friend. You're like, oh, and I was my friend. What did you mean by that? What are they? No, I, no, no. No, he asked me to be his boyfriend. Oh, oh, whatever.

He wanted to be my boyfriend for the next 30 days. Oh, right, right, okay. And it's cute, you know. And it's like I'm moving. It's all like, yeah, let's go back to the three some. So he had always brought up to you like,

hey, let's fuck another guy. And you were like, you wanted to. I remember that now, that you wanted to, but you were a little nervous about it, but it was something that you were open to, right? So how did the whole actual situation come down? Well,

I met his friend once before. I thought he was very sweet. He was cool. I felt comfortable with him. He's a really nice guy and attractive. Uh-huh. And we had always talked in just. general about threesome and just sex stuff, you know?

Yeah. This thing that you've done. And so that being something that I was thinking about, I said, you know, I think he's cute, you know, and I just let him know. And then he was like, oh, okay, okay. And like, over the span of a few months, he would let me know whenever that guy was back in town because he lives out of state. Yeah. And then I finally was like, let's do it. Right.

I had threw the balls and said, let's do it. But you said it happened two days after you got back from your vacation. So you get back from your vacation with your guy. And for some reason, you're like, oh, yeah, let's have a threesome with the other guy. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm having this amazing sex with the black guy in general. And then I had this vacation that I was like, dreading going on. Because by the time the vacation rolled around, I was like, fuck this.

I don't want to be with this older guy. Yeah, and let's remind everybody who maybe has it, like, if they listen to your show, Earl, like a long time ago or never heard it. Your older guy also had some weirdo issues. Yeah, it's unfortunate. It's sad. Like, I feel bad for him because, like, it's just like a weird nerve thing that happened when he flipped the disc.

He's older. Yeah, and he can't really have orgasms, right, uh-huh. He can't even ever in front of me, but, like, the effects was always weird. Right. And he would just go down on me and make me calm, and that was great. But, like, you know, you were horny. So, of course, on that vacation, you weren't getting,

laid like the way this guy was banging you and now you have a chance to be with two black eyes so you're like let's get it on so where does this whole scenario take place um at his house we started up in his house um did you know that like did everyone

know that that's what was going on or did you guys just get drunk and it like happened it was kind of like understood but what I liked about these guys is there's no pressure like I never imagine reason to be so easy going

like I was so nervous there was gonna be like so this is what you do and then after that you do this and like there's these rules that I didn't know or you know all this stuff and that's why I was nervous but like you know my guy

made it so comfortable and cool that it was cool you know everybody was safe we used condoms of course and like and you know we just we're drinking a little bit yeah

a little weed or whatever and then start dying and then making out and stuff and then we all went out with a couple other people. After a bar and had six, well, yeah, and then we all came back home again and then then we all came back home again and then said anybody

know, so all those people that were with you had no idea. Um, I feel they thought the other two would have felt, they probably know now. Right. Like, I don't know, but I wasn't like, ooh-hoo-hoo, look at what you guys used to? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know. But wait, so what did you do with it? Did you, do you fuck them both, blow them, like you did you do double penetration no no no that's too much for me right two black guys oh my god did they have the huge dicks both of them

yeah they're pretty nice I mean not like you know you can like watch porn and it's like a giant mess yeah yeah yeah yeah fucking arms they're not like that like some normal but um yeah both well um and like you know well I didn't do I was surprised

that they didn't like one one didn't want me to like suck a dick and then the other one was like behind I was kind of surprised that it didn't go down like that. Like, they actually both just kind of took turns. Banging you. So I got off. Right.

It was awesome. Yeah, that's great. Like, what more than anyone won? Right. And then you went out, had a good time, and then came home and you did the whole scenario again. Yeah. And have you done it since then again? I want to, but the guy was at a state.

And, like, I got introduced to another one of, you know, my guy's friends, and I just wasn't, I didn't feel the vibe. the right energy, so I'm not going to pursue that. Right. You weren't as attracted to him or whatever with the new guy. Yeah, it just wasn't the same. I like the one guy. So what happened when you go by, so you do this three, so you have the best time. Now, I'm assuming, like, you know, I look at the timeline. I'm like, she comes back from vacation with that guy and two days later, she's not even hanging out with the guy. She's hanging out with two other people. So like, when did, and you dumped him the next day?

Like, how did the dumping go? Oh, God. I was like, I just got to get the sober rush. You know, I was, you know, it was kind of obvious over text, like, hey, I'm going to swing by. Like, I don't ever just say that. Like, yeah. You know, like, are you around? Do mine, I'm going to swing by. Yeah, that's kind of bad.

And kids are always around. Like, there's one son lives with them full time. And, but he's always like video games, but he's still there. Yeah. Like, it's, you know, there's no privacy, but I'm like, I got to do this. I'm not going to do it in public and fucking break this guy's heart in public. Like, that's fucked up. So I just went over

I grabbed a beer And I was like hey You want to go out back with smoke Even though I don't even like I'm trying to quit Yeah But um I'm outside

I go look I got to figure shit out I'm all fucked up Because I had a crazy year I broke my arm I left I broke up with my outer act From way before

Yeah Look my arm Switched jobs A couple times Moved Like so much I turned 30 Like so much

Happened And then I have this crazy guy who's older than me and she was like, it was lost. There's a good excuse in a way because I don't want to tell him and I was just fucking cheating on him. Yeah, no, there's no reason to.

That's just that would be hurtful. I mean, why you don't need to do that. I think, yeah. That's the good. I don't want to hurt him. So I just told him and it was just kind of like, and he's multiple times

is like, is there someone else. Right. And I just deny, deny, but and then it was like, all right, I'll talk to later. You know, like, and I walked away. There's no reason that

have been prolonged conversation if I'm like, I'm breaking up with you. Right, uh-huh. And then do you guys text or have sat? You know, a lot of times, like, breakups don't happen so clean and easy. You know, you go back and forth, blah, blah, blah, right? Isn't that what always happens?

Does that happen? Normally, yeah. This guy, he's mature, though. You know, that's what confused me about him a lot was like, how do you, how does this guy not even think that I'm cheating? Like, that's a mistake. Yeah. Because he's very normal.

Like, he's very, even though he parties a lot, but everything else is more normal than I think anyone I've dated. Yeah. So other than the dick thing and the super amount of partying. Yeah. But it's like a motley crew of family and whatever. So he asked questions a couple times. I broke his heart.

Like broke his heart. You know, he asked anyone, I felt fucking terrible. He goes, have you ever had your heart group and it hurt so much that you, like, physically were in pain? And I'm like, dude, you're 50 to 3. That's so, like, sad. Right. I feel so bad.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm such a, I like a man who, like, I don't like a dude in a suit. I like, sky waltz from like a hammer in a tail. Like, I'm like, a man. So, like, when I see a dude, like, all crying and shit, I'm like, just stop. He was crying? He wasn't crying. Oh, he almost.

But meaning, have you ever had your heart broken? asking questions like that. Like, that's, uh... He was saying that to you, right. Yeah. I'm like, dude, it's not attractive. Right. So, I mean, I got a couple weeks from by.

Um, you know, I was like, freedom at last. This is great. And then, and then I told him I'm moving. Like a couple weeks later. And I didn't want to be like, hey, we just cut back and I'm moving there. Bye. Yeah, yeah. Um, so, so I told him a couple weeks later that I moved to Grenada.

And he was like, this makes more sense now. Like, I guess he, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. So he was like, you could have told me. So then he was back texting me and calling me and wanting to hang out and all this stuff, you know, because we kind of thought that the reason was not what the reason was. Yeah, yeah, totally. And because he's been really, like, I don't follow with him. I'm like, you know, you're, he's not a bad person.

Yeah. I would meet up with him for, like, a beer, you're in there or whatever, and he's, like, offered it. Like, this guy is, like, so fucking nice to me. He, like, offered, like, store and stuff in his house. Yeah. For me. I'm, like, I'm, like, I'm like, wow, like, you really loved me.

Like, this is crazy. Yeah, he didn't want to let go. He was, it was hard letting go, and then you're moving, and that makes the whole thing easier. You know. I remember once breaking up with a boyfriend, and even though you break up, break up with someone, right? You don't want to be with them, but a lot of times, like, with my boyfriend, because he was so good and bad. Like, I didn't want him to be with anybody else. So I, like, wished him dead for a very long time. Like, I really thought that was the only way he would

never be with anybody. Like, because I'd be, like, walking down the street and be like, oh my God, that girl could be fucking him right now and that girl could be, and it would just the jealousy and the thoughts of my mind driving me so insane. I just wished him dead. And then he moved to, like, Florida. And I was like, wow, that works. Like, that's, that works. Like, now I don't look at people and think about it. And nobody that I see could be fucking him and I'm like okay like that's a better option he doesn't have to die geographical space yeah yeah they just have to move it makes breakup so easy I mean this whole thing is so much easier like I'm running away and the best part is how he he still wants to like move to the violence he wants to move to

with you he said he told me that before I ever went there that he had mentioned doing something like that right I remember because you said you were both going to do it together Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah. I was going pushing for it. But he's still actually looking at properties and things like that, but you're going to die when you hear this. Yeah. So the other night.

So he's really like taking me out, like, we meet up like once a week or something and like hang out. And it's cool, you know. And he's not up my ass and it's fine. Yeah. A little bit smothery. And I told him that, I go, dude, you're like smothering me. You got to stop. Uh-huh.

What do you mean by smothering you in what way? By calling too much? I love you so much. I love you so much. you're one of the most beautiful women I've ever met. Still, even after you dumped his ass. Even though after I dumped his ass. And he'd be out at the bar and like,

there was like a happy hour or whatever. And, and these random people that maybe he knew from town, they'd meet me. He'd be like, this woman right here, she's the most beautiful woman ever met. And he would, like, talk about it. It was like, a little bit, like, too much.

He was like, dude. He was trying to, like, woo you back. Yeah, I'm like, well, I'm still leaving. Like, I don't know what do you think. All right. All right. So, go on. But he was like, but he was, but he was.

But he goes to a sweetheart. So then the other day, we meet up for our weekly drink or whatever and go back to his house. And I, for whatever reason, I was like, I want to, like, I feel like being drunk right now. But I took shots at the bar. So did he. He never got shot or anything like that, but he did it with me. And so we're like, just like, pussy and fuck.

And she finally was like, what happened? Like, what happened? And I go, I don't know what to say. Like, I'm a horny person. do you really think that I want to see other people like I want to have sex of people like people are hot

right um and I go I cheated on you I told him I told him I cheated on him and he was like a little shocked but he was like understanding and then he continued to you ask like a lot it would be people that you like did you like these people and what's the deal and explain it

him, I said, I just broke up with someone and you had jumped on it. Like, I didn't know that we were exclusive. Like, and I was in a sex with a relationship. Like, of course, I was banging. I go, and then, and I go into it. And you pulled that shit with my friend. It pissed me to fuck off. And you know, I'm learning.

And I tell you exactly what I want and you still won't deliver. So what do you think I'm going to do? What do I do? What's a girl to do? And he was, he goes, you know, I wish you told me because this could be a thing where, like, you go and do whatever you mean. and we can still have our relationship. Right.

Well, isn't that called a friendship? Like, well, see, that's like me and him be in love. Oh, so he was a girlfriend, and he lets me go and do whatever. Right. And would you want that? I don't really want to be with him. Right. The romance isn't there.

There's something missing. I'm a word with that answer. Yeah. Well, that just sounds like a guy that's, like, holding on with a threat, and he's just doing anything. Listen, I mean, He's saying that, like, in the moment right after you told him that, but I would think that after he has a couple of days for that shit to sink in, you know, all, like, I don't know how he'd be able to be in a relationship with you because I don't think he'd be able to trust you. Well, you know, that's the thing is I didn't tell him about the guy I do kind of like, and there's a guy that there's a guy that there's like one dude who now I'm like in a thing with.

Yeah. I didn't tell him about that guy, and I totally minimized the amount of cheating I did. Right. But, I mean, it's been a couple days already, and he said, hey, you know, I'm really glad that we talked, and we can, you know, you want you to be happy. This could be, like, a really cool thing. And honestly, because of listening to your show, I know that, like, people are into that shit. Right, like, not only would he, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe he wouldn't just, not only would he just, it wouldn't be that he was just, like, not minding. He might be fucking into it. I forgot about that. Yeah. Yeah, like, that could be a thing. And I just, I was fucking floored. And I said, not for having, like, he's like, why didn't you tell me? I go, because your response right now is not the norm.

I go, no one has this response. So how I predicted that shit? Yeah. I mean, I couldn't believe that he was like, well, it's like, this could be great for us. He's like, I totally understand. because they understand you. Yeah. I don't know.

We're both girls, right? So we think differently. Like, I don't know. I don't think monogyn is real. I think it's like so fucking ridiculous. Like one person's the rest of your life. Oh, it's too much. Right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially at your age, you can't imagine it. Like, I don't know. You know what I mean? Like, I feel at my age, I could maybe be monogamous with somebody for like 10 years. You know, like, because I'm way older and I've been there done that. I fucked a lot. of guys. I've had so much so that, you know, and to me, personally, though, for me, when I have sex

and someone, I'm, like, sexually monogamous by nature, kind of, like, I like to find one guy that I like to bang, and that's who I like to bang, like, you know, but I had so much variety in my life, because I rarely had relationships that it's not like, you know, there's, like, uncharted territory out there, you know, so now I can, and I think that that's, like, like, a lot of people are like that. You know, you're still super young, right? And you, you haven't had a lot of experiences maybe that you want to have, like, you still have all this stuff and intense desire, you know, a high sex drive, especially

in your 30s, your sex drive is just going to go off the chart. That's like the hot, that's like your peak, 30 to 40. I know. And I'm moving to an island full of men that I like. So wait, let me get to the, we'll get back to some of the sex stuff, but like, what are

the details about that? So, like, you go there, you come back, you're like, you break up with the guy, and you're like, you're moving. Now, are you moving with someone? Or you're going by yourself? Like, how to How did you find a place? About that we went to, like, these people were so freaking nice. We got taken by this couple. We met with another friend who grew up there, going there on vacation, the family there.

So they took up on, like, a tour through the island, but it was like a fun door. It was a lot hopping and meet and people. We saw this one place. And I met this guy who lives there and worked at the kid barn, does other things, too. But he's always been interested in, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, And it's so specific. I'm like wondering if I should tell you what it is. You don't have to.

It doesn't matter. Yeah. Interested in a business. Like I've always been interested in this. Yeah. Okay. So, yeah,

and it's totally random and different, but whatever, everything I fucking do. Yeah, but it's, it's how crazy is it that it's so random and that,

that this part, you met somebody there that's doing that exact same thing that you're into, right? That is that he is interested in it as well. Yeah. And,

um, yeah. And so I connected with him, change, you know, I've already changed his numbers. And, like, my ex, he's, like, kind of coldest. Cold? Like, I... What?

What did you say? He's kind of coldish? He's, you know, it's kind of clueless. Oh, clueless. Yeah, okay. Like, like, I'm, like, sitting here, like, you know, making moves to move to this island, like, right under his nose. Right in front of his face, and he had no idea.

Yeah. Like, he caught. I mean, if he dated and insane, like, he, he didn't say. Yeah. No, he obviously didn't because when you told him you were moving, he's like, oh, it all makes sense now. Like, he really had no idea. I guess so.

You know, we'll never know the real deal what he really thinks. Because I just think that, I don't know. Not unless he stalks you and moves there with you and you guys, you can never get rid of him. I'm going to have to like, go to another island. So wait, so you continue, I'm assuming you continue to talk to that guy, right, after you get back. talk to this person about, yeah, about, you know, business plans and doing this. And I said, fuck it, let me just look it. And the guy, he was in the middle of making another apartment within his, he's got kind of

like a bigger house that you could split into like different apartments. Yeah. And so he, I'd seen the new apartment, and I know it existed. And I, I was like, how much is rent for this? It's like $185 a month. Uh-huh. I'm so excited. Yeah, but I'm sure you may.

make $185 in like two weeks pay. I mean, most of the time it's kind of relative to like, you know what you mean to like what you're making. It's not like you're going to be making the same salary you make here and you're only going to be paying $185. Like I remember when I went to Costa Rica and I was staying in like, and in Costa Rica you could say in like a five star hotel for like $180. And I was spending like $350 for a hotel. And the guy that worked there was like, I make that in a whole month what you're paying in one night. It was so sad. So it's like a $185 rent, yeah, that's not a lot, but you're probably making $4 a day for, you know, doing work. If you're coming from a place like in the United States and you have a bunch of money saves.

So you have money saved? You're coming out on top. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, cool. You know, if you're coming out, you're starting on top. How much you have saved? I mean, I'm going to go there, which at least, I mean, I'm going to. I have my accounts and everything all set up, but like three grand will cover me for like six months.

Yeah, but that's like a long vacation. Oh my God, you might be coming back. I'm just like trying to see if this is a real, you might just be going there for six months. What happens when your money runs out? Yeah, I mean, you said it would never even do it. So I don't know. Yeah, but okay. Okay, so wait.

No, no, no, no, no. I didn't say that that's the only money I plan on having or using or break. Like, I'm going there with like three grand, like, three grand rate. Right. And what are you going to, and what's your plan when you get there for, like, work and stuff? You're going to do this business plan? We're starting, yeah, we're starting the business. Okay.

Oh, now I want to know what the business is. Can you just say, I'm changing your voice. Nobody's going to know. Oh, right. So it's, it's so. money. Why don't even like give a shit? He fucking knows. So um yeah I'm going to be a beekeeper, but it sounds silly. A lot? A beekeeper? I'm going to export honey. Oh, okay. So you're okay. And that was something that you were always into? Always interested. Always interested.

People are just so fascinating. Isn't that so fascinating? Like, who would think that the girl that's like having three sums with black eyes and cheating is like interested in being is a future beekeeper? And you were just like always into bees? No, yeah, they're really cool. I mean, we're not bees. That's fascinating. We don't have food. I think it's just more interesting that you're into bees.

That's what's interesting to me. I grew up on the shore in the woods. Like, I was like a tomboy. I love that. No, I love those specific things about people. That's what makes people unique, right? Like, here you are. This person has all these things.

And then out of nowhere comes the fact that you're, like, fucking into bees. So wait, and then it turns out that this guy is into bees too. He's always been interested because this island is so beautiful. And I know a lot about, I know a good, I know more than a layman about bees. Yeah. You know, I think it's going to be very good. There was some sort of interesting fact that someone said about, like, the queen being, how many bees that fuck her or something.

Like, isn't there some sort of, yeah. It's so funny. Like, it's hilarious. The Queen Bee, how she gets fucked by all the guy bees, right? And then she dies or something? Like, what happens? No, they die. They die, right?

They die. Yeah, yeah. They die. And she's like, go work. No Me Too movement in the bees. Well, fuck that. The girls rule the world. So the guys all fuck the Queen Bee and then she, then they die after they get to fuck her.

Yeah, I believe. Brees, though. I don't want to, I shouldn't talk out of my ass. Come on, you just said you know so much B information. No, more than the women. Okay, what's the most fascinating thing that you know about bees? Oh my God, the fact that they fly. They physically, they're not, no, they weigh too much. The weight of their wings to fly.

Oh, interesting. How they fly. So they believe that their mind, they're so powerful that they fucking fly. and they have their own communication system and what they do. It's just incredible. And it's like all about being zen. And I'm very hyper and I'm fucking nuts.

Like I know what I am. Uh-huh. And so I like things that are zen. Like I like horseback riding. I like. Right. It anchors you. Like it slows you down a little bit, right?

So with the bees too, like when they call them worker bees, like they're all communicating to do all the work that they do and all that stuff. Yeah. Interesting. It's so cool. Yeah. Like somebody has like, get interested in for just like one conversation

like I won't rule my life but like of course it's like interesting right because I'm a curious person now everyone that's listening to this podcast and it's like you were just talking about three since Kathy like why are you getting into the beat talk like most people probably don't give a shit but I could probably take it for hours I could get into bees for like the rest of this

combo but you're not going to get into bees for the next six months I want to learn about it and I'll fill you in so wait so this guy it turns out that this guys into bees and was already starting a bee business and importing honey business he's got a bar he's got property down in the area where they're doing a lot of development uh-huh he's got his hands in a couple of different things is he cute with he has good looking but i'm not going to shit

where he eat like that's one with sake i'm not going to meet okay is he married or anything or is he single he has oh my god a cute little girl no he's not married okay but he has a daughter he's a daughter yeah okay cool how old is he I hate black It's like hard to tell I know they could be like I have a trainer A black trainer guy

And he's like 25 I'm like dude you could be 50 And lying to me And I would be It could be true Do you know what I mean That whole black don't crack thing Is true they don't age

So true I am So I really don't I'm assuming he's in his 50s Uh huh 50s Oh so if he looks like he's in his 50s He's probably 87

Oh I mean it depends 115 years Yeah, right? I have no idea. But his daughter's nine. But this dude's, like, lived all over the fucking world. And he probably knows.

He probably had some young shit, you know. So you guys connect on the B thing. You're like, oh, my God, I'm into this. This is what I want to do. I want to help you out with your business. How is he going to, like, are you buying into it? Are you putting money into it? Like, you're going to...

We're both starting it together. Okay. So it's like, this is something he's always had an interest in, but never had... he needs a partner, somebody who does this with, because he's got his other shit going on. Uh-huh. And it's just,

I was a pocket. Wow, if this guy murders you, this would be like a great dateline episode. The girl from Jersey that moves to the island to start a bee, honey, business, and winds up murder disappears. No one knows where she is,

but then my podcast, then I find out, like I give all my footage of like all of our, taping and we find the fucking guy and it's really good. This is, I'm sorry but this is sometimes how date line episodes start.

Seriously, she's my cousin works in TV. Like, she's documentary and itself. She's made me brush my teeth with a new toothbrush and then put it back on the thing and sign it. This is me. It's not my DNA on it. Why? Because you're moving

and she wants to make sure you don't. Oh my God. All right. So now we have, we know that the cousin has your DNA. This is helpful for the police when you disappear. For the police, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And you know, let me just tell you, I was reading up about that girl that died in the submarine. Do you remember the girl that did the interview with the submarine?

Like she was like going to interview the guy in the submarine and then she was like, he killed her. Do you know about that girl? It was like a big news story. I left no news. Well, it was,

it was a good news story. I see news now. because of my social media. I always check the news. It's interesting. That was it, but the whole, my whole point about that story was that she was joking with her boyfriend and texting.

Like, I'm still alive. He hasn't murdered me yet. Like, ha, ha, ha. Like, you know, and then he did fucking murder her. So,

you know, like, we could be joking and laughing and you could get murdered anyway. So, like, you just never know. But now you have, you have the, you know.

Yeah, it's going to be a good, yeah. At least the details, yeah. So this guy was like, and you're like, I'm going to get on and I'm going to do it.

And then he says you could live in my place. Yeah, he's like, it's a part of this apartment that I'm building for whoever was going to move in. This could be yours. And I was like, perfect. It's nice. You have your own privacy. Yeah. Most people would be like, fuck is that.

I'm not giving that. But I don't, like, my point is I just want to go be in the island. Yeah. Just one room. It's like one fucking room. There's a bed. There's like a shower that he built like in the room. And there's a little tiny, like there's a fridge.

It's furnace. I don't have to bring a bed. I don't have to buy a bed. I don't buy it my grade. And what are you doing with your place here in New Jersey? Oh my God. I'm walking around, pacing around my apartment right now,

looking at all the shit that I have to get rid of. Right. It's like that's that I'm so overwhelmed. Uh-huh. I'm getting rid of everything. Right. And your apartment, you're letting go of it and everything,

so you have nothing to come back to if you wanted to come back. Yeah. That's the way to do it, listen. I mean, you're all in. I mean, that's good. Yeah. You're all in. You're fucking done.

I want to make it so it's like there's no other. That's what I'm doing like that. Like somebody told me recently like, you know, you're the same person who jumps off the cliff and builds the wings on the way down. Yeah, that's you. That's me. But listen, you have, it's not like you don't have a, I mean, things, it's like. It's not, you don't have a plan.

Like, you have kind of a plan. You did wind up. It's like interesting that this was like something that you said that you wanted to do. And I think like this is how what. happens, like the universe provides, right? Like, you were like, I'm going to move to a Zerd Island. Even though I laughed in your face when you said that because I thought, you know, right?

You were serious about it, right? It was a desire in you that you wanted that you put out. And then look, you go on vacation and an opportunity is like right in front of you. And it's great that you took it and you're just going. Because I think a lot of times what happens in life is that people do want things and then situations present themselves and fear kicks in, right? And the fear of change and fear of like a lot of things. know, because, you know, there's a lot of things that could happen.

Like, my biggest thing with you is like you're going to get murdered, right? But like a more practical person can think of like 20 other reasons why you shouldn't go. Practical reasons, whatever. But you're not thinking of those. You're just going. And I think that that's, no, but I think that that's great because things don't have to make sense. Like, you know, you just have to take risks of life, is my point, you know. And it could be the greatest thing that you ever did, you know?

I'm excited. I am really, really fucking. excited. That's what's most important. You know, it's like a time for a big change in your life. You wanted it, obviously. You have nothing holding you back, obviously. What are your friends think? Nobody's going with you. It's not like you had

to go with somebody. It's not like, you know, it was like it's all your own thing. My friends are like, oh, yeah, that's part of the course for you to be like, I'm moving to the island. Right. So they know me. Right. My two siblings, like I have to call me a brother after

this because I think My sister does not understand who I am at all. Like, never has and never will. Right. So she's like, you're fucking crazy. Right, because she would never do that. Right. Oh, no.

People do do it. Like, people do do it. I just didn't think you were the type. That's what I think I said to you. Like, there are people that do that, but, like, I just, but I don't know you. You know what I mean? And I was wrong. But everybody, most people that know you think that this is, like, part of the course for you.

Right. yeah, part of the course. Right. And most people, I was telling people, like, the way I, the words I was using to tell people what I was doing, like, oh, I'm going to go to this island and go be a beekeeper, then looked at me like I was fucking crazy. Because that is what I'm doing. Yeah.

And I used different words. I said, I'm going to go there and go export honey. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's actually, I can respect that. Right. That's hilarious. hilarious.

People are funny. Yeah. You got to send everybody a picture of you in the bee outfit costume. Like, you know, don't you have to wear that helmet and everything? Well, I guess you're so funny. So, yeah, first you do, until you get totally, like, zen with how to move and where to stand in terms of the front of the hive or the back of the hive. They like one side versus another. But have you ever seen that movie Five Green Tomatoes?

Yeah, uh-huh. So I love that movie. And I've always been into this. And she just reaches into the tree. She's got no B-suit on. Right. And she's just, like, pulls the honey out. and puts it in the jar.

It's like a sun's setting and it's some beautiful golden light and it's just like a cool thing. I was always like that's fucking goal. Right. Like that's your goal is to get to that place

where you could just be totally zen at one with the bees. One with the bees. Right. Like the queen bee getting fucked by all the guys. Leaving them in the dust after she fucks them.

There's not, I'm not there in place with that. I mean, and there's just so a lot down there. They are. And so you're,

so you're, so you're, so you're, so you're, well, the guy that you have now is like, yeah,

be my boy, like it's perfect for him because, not perfect, but like, you know, a guy is always

going to be interested in the girl that's kind of unavailable, right? Because it's like when girls want to like lock guys down. They're like,

oh, I want to marry you, like, you know, and the guy smells that. A lot of times the guy wants to run, right? But then when the opposite

it happens where they meet a girl like you who's not available, you're just geographically unavailable, right? Like you're fucking moving. He's going to be, it's very easy for him to like, be like, oh my God, I love you. Right, right, right. And I mean, it's kind of nice because people are being, because you can be

honest. Yes. You know, you're going to actually let go of the bullshit and be honest to people and actually do what you feel because shit, I'm getting on the way and text you later, but I want to tell you to face to face, but I'll be or whatever, you know.

Right. Have you pulled around with that old guy since you broke up or no? So this is the crazy funny. This is like, the other day

on Wednesday, when I told him today Friday, so Wednesday night I told him about like all the cheating. And I do think he's like into it because he like

like, like he attacked. He actually got hard and he didn't come but like it's pretty good facts. Like you know, I'm drunk. Whatever.

There's the same kind of shape and nothing like, not the same kind of sex like I have with the new guy. But it was good sex for him? Yeah. Like he had a bit like it was fun. You know, it was good and she was cool.

You know? Right. So I have a second. But after I'm like, I don't, I really don't want to talk to this guy and I don't want to freak

he's got to get hurt again. Thank God. Well, you're moving anyway. So for him, that's like, remember when I said like I wished my boyfriend dead, but then he moved.

It's like that's going to make it much easier for him to let go of you. It would have been much harder for him to deal with the rejection that you dished his way if you still lived where you did and he'd probably chase after you for a lot longer.

But you're moving and that's going to free him up to maybe meet somebody that would actually like him because he sounds like he's a nice person, right? Good guy, right? Just not right for you. Yeah, yeah. He's very good looking for his age. He looks a lot. younger than he is. Uh-huh.

And he's cool. He's like, like you said, super together besides the partying thing. Listen, some older people just like to party that and there's there's no right or wrong. You know, I just think with those guys, it's hard to find somebody long term because who is going to be

a, they need another professional party person, you know, and a lot of people don't want to be, don't want to be in the bars forever. You know what I mean? If you've got to work the next day, hit you hell over all the time. Yeah, some people those that just love, they love, they, my guy that I have on here all the time, his name is Dr. Guy, he's like a professional older party person. It's just in his nature, you know, and there's

nothing wrong with it. It's like, it's just who he is. And so it's like, I don't think he'll ever be with one person because he's, he just can't. But your guy, he likes to be with one person. I think it's because he has that getting it up problem, you know, that problem. Yeah. I mean, like, that's, like, you should have a lot of the idea what his, is big problem number one and and look

we have a great time like of course like what other woman is gonna be number one cool with like the pardoning

all the time like you're saying right and like what wants to deal with that shit like I feel a lot of women

would run away and on the other hand a lot of women would be completely fine with never having to fuck and yeah yeah no

yeah I'm going down you know maybe there's somebody else for him that would be perfect yeah of course because he would go down on her.

Like, you don't know. Yeah, maybe somebody maybe that's like losing their hormones older. But he probably wouldn't want someone older. He probably wants someone older. But we don't care about him because he's not on this podcast. It's more about you, right? But I just think that it'll be easier for him to let go. Probably the tax will get less and less.

Like, you know, after a while, it'll take a little while, right? Yeah, after you leave. But eventually, if you stay there longer than your $3,000 when it runs out, Let's do the math. How long will $3,000 keep you there? Let's just have you prove me wrong. I have more money saved. Oh, you do?

Yeah, you get stuck on the $3,000. 16 months. Okay, that's a month. Yeah. I'm going to bring about three grand cash. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. But you have more money in the bank or whatever you need it.

What money is saving? I know I'm crazy, but that's that crazy. Well, I don't know. I mean, at 30 years old, I didn't have that much saved, you know? I mean, I had, like, I had good money saved, but, like, not, you know, you don't have, like, a hundred grand savings. When you're not 100, I was, like, 30 grand saved. Okay, that's good.

That's good for your age. So when you were in Costa Rica, how much should you, if you don't mind me asking? I didn't live there. No, no, no. I was young. I had, like, 20,000 saved, and that was, I was always really good with money. And I always thought that that was, like, pretty good for my age because I, like, never lived above my means or whatever. And I always kept that in the bank.

It was, like, my. It was like my saving thing. Now, of course, I have a lot more because I'm a lot older. But to have 30 grand at your age is good. You're good. That means you're good with your cash. You have that as, you know, a thing. And so you'll know how to manage yourself.

I think that that's great. And then, yeah, and I have somebody selling my car for me. So when the car is sold, boom, that's another. Yeah, seven grand or whatever. Yeah, right. It should be like 15. Uh-huh. The car is kind of nice.

Yeah, that's great. So it's not like a Mercedes or anything. but it's just crazy how far the dollar does go there. So when you just have cash, you're like, all right, this is good. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you need to eventually make money. Right, and because you're good with money,

you'll just be making money there so that you're not dipping in more than that $3,000. But I think that's smart. Listen, I always, I think like I always judge you wrong. Listen, I don't know you, right? I'm just taking you at face value. I'll talk to you maybe so far now for three hours in your life. Like, you know.

Yeah. And I, you know, you do know me a little bit of a loose can. You're crazy. But I think like, I think people always looked at me the same way. And I was always like, yeah, I was like this crazy party girl and whatever. But I was always like really good with money. Like I had a good hat on my shoulders in other ways. But yet people got confused because I had this part of myself that presented myself in a certain way. And I think you have that vibe about you. Yeah. You're like really. You're really crazy. And you like all this sexually. And you're really open. and you like even you have this frenetic energy about you even when you talk but yet you have this other part of you that's like really together and it has your shit together and you're you know and you're and and then you're also like this crazy risk taker that'll just do something but it's not like a crazy plan i mean you do have things in place it's not like you're just going there to live in a hut like you know what mean you met somebody you have a business really no not at all it's you're doing it in a smart way so it has the potential to really last and be a real thing.

So I'm always wrong about you, which I love. I think it's hilarious. I like to, like I was sad to you when you, I text on the media. I'm like, I love, come on my podcast. Let's tape it. You could just shove it in my face and the fact that I was like so wrong about you. And I've been wrong about like you 10 times on this podcast, which I think is great. But you're right, but you're very much so right about.

And what's about learning that what other people are and their quirks and the to practice in fucking, they like bees and a daughter of a minister or whatever. Yeah, exactly. You know, like, it's what it's about. Yeah, exactly, which I love. I've got one shot. Listen, I'm a know-it-all,

so it's always really great for me to realize that I don't know it all. It always brings me back to the fucking reality. Do you know what I mean? And it's good for me. And I love it. And I think that that's great. And I think that that's why I like to talk to people

because I love, like, sort of like, left turns out of nowhere. You know what I mean? Like that's like this was like a total like you got to be fucking kidding me. That's why I want you to come on and tell the whole story because you are one of those. We always wonder like I think I said I told you on that time podcast like when I went to Nick I went to Nicaragua. I love that area in you know like Nicaragua, Costa Rica that area, Central America. And yeah and I went to Nicaragua once and we went to this like really small surf town and there was like all these people that like Americans that had moved there. And one guy opened like this amazing taco stand. Yeah, that's what I was talking about.

I was like, it's so like talking to you. Say you stay there and you're there for a couple of years and someone goes on vacation. They meet this beekeeper honey girl at the, you know, beach. Like this is your story about how you got there, you know, and I always think that that's interesting too. You know, I want to know how that taco guy, you know, who he was before he got there and everything. Because it's like something that I'll never do. It's not in me to be that person. but I think that person's interesting.

And it seems like that's who you are. So what I need next, Jess, is your, I want to know how many guys you're fucking there. Six months from now, I want to know if you're still there and what's going on with your business. I want to know if you're still alive. I want to know if you're still alive.

I want to know if you're fucking the beekeeper guy that you started the business with. Or I want to know if you're back home. And I want to know if that fucking old. old ex-boyfriend of yours is like move there. I really hope not for his sake. I hope he doesn't follow you. I hope he stays home and just lives his own life and stops like living vicariously through you and gets over you.

Because it's probably not his life. He's probably just wants to do that because you're going, you know? Well, I don't think he's full of shit when he says, because he had been there before. And he had a lot of the property before. Okay. Like he, and, and, and then he said, he goes, you know, he told me how, like, at first, when I told him, he was like, holy shit, that's crazy. And then he's, and then it sinks in, and he's like, I actually became jealous of, like,

like, why am I not doing that? And the more, yeah, okay, so maybe I'm wrong, too. And maybe he moves there and then you guys stay in a relationship, but yet, you're fucking other, the whole town of Grenada, and he's just, and he's jerking off thinking about it, because it turns him on and gets him as hard as he can. could get and everyone's happy. That's it. I'll just hang out some weird ones in the Bob Marley.

Yeah, I can't wait for the update. So let me know how it goes. I will. Six months from now, it probably be at the end of the year. Yeah, right, right. But we'll be able to do the podcast via WhatsApp, because that's how we could tape. It's very simple. You could always shoot me an email.

But shoot me an email when you got a good update. Try to say safe. Don't get murdered because I like, I want to know what's happening. and get some more B-Facts for the next podcast. I'll have more B-fax for you, I promise. All right. Thanks for the update, Jess. Good luck, and I think it's like really amazing what you're doing.

I think it's, I'd fucking have five of you here if you were here. You have balls. I like people with balls. Thank you. All right, bye. I'm so happy. Thank you. Bye.

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