Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 267 - Bisexual Chase is Now Gay and Gym Douche is Still a Douche

Episode Date: January 21, 2019

Chase (episode 251) calls in with an update about what has gone down since he started having theeesomes with his gf and another guy. Is he still dating his gf? Is he still hooking up with that other guy? Is he still having threesomes and if so, who is he having them with? Tune in to find out plus hear all about how Gym Douche (episode 199) gets hot girls to date him, how he treats them when he’s dating them, what he did to one of his hot girls on NY eve, how she got revenge and a whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Here is your host, Kathy. Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy. If you want to follow the Strictly Anonymous podcast on Instagram or Twitter, follow the show at Strict Anonymous. If you want to be on the show, this is the column of my show where I give total strangers my unprofessional advice. If you have a problem and you need advice, if you have a secret life that you want to talk about,

while remaining totally anonymous. You could be on the show. Send me an email at Strictly Anonymous Podcast.com or go to my website, strictly anonymouspodcast.com, and click on Be on the Show. Today is like my last update show. You know, I emailed everybody and everybody got back to me and it's taking so long to sort of schedule everybody.

But this guy's episode, so today I have on a guy, it's like an update kind of, or two people. One is Chase. Chase was episode 251, I think. And last we spoke with him. he was like by and having his first threesome's with his girlfriend and another guy and now he's totally gay and it's like took me by surprise and you know uh it'll take i mean it won't take you by surprise because i just told you and it's in the title but uh it's interesting story because it happened very soon after we spoke and we talk all about that who he's dating how he figured out he was gay how he feels about it and like i said what's going on with the other guy like who that guy is is and how he came to be. So that's that.

That's a great story with a happy ending, if you ask me. Then I have on Jim Doosh. Remember Jim Doosh? I gave you an update about him being put in jail by his ex that we spoke about earlier this year. Jim Doosh had an episode. It's 199. Jim Doge, Jim Deuce has three someone's girlfriend. Well, that girl put him in jail is a whole long.

winning story but they broke up and now he's got like all this action and I want to do a show about like how a guy like him still gets fucking girls because I think he's the biggest douchebag but he gets a lot of girls and they're kind of hot um so we start off kind of trying to figure that out but winds up giving an update about like all the girls he's dating what's going on with them there's a really horrific story about what he did to some girl on New Year's Eve and then there's other stories about the desperate girl that he's still dating and and the hot girl that is in the wings that he's waiting to date. So we just get into his life.

Like I said, he's a douche. The title says it all. Jim Douche is still a douche. He's still a douche. It might be hard to listen to this other half. You don't, you know, if it irritates you the way he talks, the way I talk to him, the way we sort of argue, the way he treats me. Feel free to just turn it up and listen to next week's podcast.

Because I felt horrified when I got a lot of. off the phone with him. When I edited it and listened to it back again, it wasn't as bad as I thought, but when I talked to him and when I was done, I was just like, oh, so happy to be off the phone with him. Because I just find his stuff and his story sometimes be a little toxic. But you decide for yourself. Anyway, I'm going to be right, I mean, I'm not really pitching it that well, but try it out and write me and tell me what you think. Shiglito on his podcast at gmail.com. But anyway, I'm going to be right back on with, I'm going to have Chase first with Chase and then you hold on and you'll hear my conversation with Jim Dush.

How are you doing today? Welcome back to Strictly Notamist podcast for you to give me a quick update on what's going on with you. Yeah. I have no idea about your update. I know though you did say when we were scheduling, you're like, oh, that's so because, like, you know, you have like three. You know, and you hook up with guys, right? And you were like, oh, I'm going to be hooking up with a guy right after work, so we'll be able to talk about it. Yeah.

So why don't you? That's a long story. Wait, but why don't you start off with, like, where we left off and, like, what has happened? Like, what was your update? Then you could get into that story before we end it. Okay. Yeah. So where we left off, I think we were having threesomes with this guy, Jake.

He was like the hot jock, right? Yeah, super hot. Yeah. I'll give everybody the information on your first episode in case they haven't heard it from a long time ago. But basically you and your girlfriend, like, opened up. up your relationship. You were into guys. She was okay with that. And you guys, she was like, what about this guy, which was like her friend, right? But he was like really good looking. I remember thinking. I mean, they weren't real good friends. They were just equate. But they knew

each other, right. But you guys all hooked up at a party one day. And then you continue to hook up. And I think you told me after the podcast when we spoke that you all laid in bed together and listened to it, right? Is that true? Oh, yeah. Right. The podcast. But he was like a part of like, you guys were having like a three-way relationship. Like, and you took like a brokeback mountain trip with him, didn't you? Like one trip with him? Yeah. Yeah.

So that's where we left off. Are you still with that guy? Yeah, actually. But in a different circumstance, about a week after we talked, me and my girlfriend ended up talking and realized that we were more into him than each other. so uh interesting did i pick up on that or did was that like i don't remember your episode so much i wonder if that was like evident and when we spoke of me that a week later you're like oh yeah we don't really like each other we just like the other person yeah so we decided to slow down on having threesomes

with this guy and focus on our relationship oh i see what you're saying it wasn't like you guys decided that you didn't want to be with each other because you didn't you were you were realizing that sort of spreading yourself thin wasn't good for you your guys relationship. Yeah, exactly. Oh, okay, that makes sense. Yeah. So, about two weeks went by and our sex life literally was nothing.

So, and I know, I could just, yeah, I could, I could tell that we were just growing apart from each other. And she kind of actually called me out and she's like, I know you're gay. And I was like, what do you mean? Like I kept thinking like, yeah, I'm just by like fucking guys and I like fucking girls and whatnot. We kind of talked about it. And she made me realize that I was, I am actually gay. Wow. Yeah.

So, I mean, I still like think girls are hot as fucking stuff. But I just. Didn't we discuss that? I'm sorry, but like, didn't we discuss? a little bit of this because you were you were right I said it too right because you had that like romantic quote unquote trip with that guy and right and that's what was like I was like well what about that shit because you guys went away together and you were like no but then your girlfriend who really knows you sort of felt like that might be the case and then you realize yeah I mean

I didn't realize it and I felt like I just kept on denying it and I finally came to conclusion that I am gay. Wow. And how was that, like, how did it feel when you sort of were able to, like, sort of realize that for yourself for the first time? Amazing. Right. Yeah, so we ended up splitting up. She was kind of, she was completely fine with it.

Like, we were growing apart, so we were kind of just losing feelings for each other. I mean, like, we still talk and whatnot, but. You're still friends? Yeah, she was like, yeah, she was like, you should try. to start dating Jake. I was like, I started laughing. I was like, what if it did happen when you passed? And she was like, she told me that she wouldn't be at all.

She thought it would be super hot. So now Jake and I are dating. No fucking wait. But wait, remind me about Jake. Was he gay or did he think he was by? No, he was, he was a little bit by. I mean, he was mostly straight. I don't know, we kind of realize at the same time.

Oh, what a happy ending. I mean, it's not an ending. It's really like a beginning, but it's an ending of that story, right? Which was you, and kind of like a weird twist because I think I thought that maybe, but a lot of times people don't realize that until way later or never, right? And maybe they just keep that repressed. But I think how wonderful that you were. you went exploring, you figured, you were open enough to sort of really figure something out about yourself and be honest with yourself about something, right?

That you hadn't been at such a young age, right? How old are you again? 26. That you could like live the rest of your life like completely whole and like who you really are. And you have a really hot boyfriend right off the bat, right? Because he was really good looking, right? Yeah, so we're a super hot couple. Let me ask you this. you guys open up your relationship? Are you working on just being like together with each other since this is such a new thing?

We're actually completely. I mean, we talked about it. I mean, we didn't, we haven't like really told anyone. I mean, we just, I mean, I pretty much say it the night at us all the time. And I mean, we're dating. We just not really telling anyone about it. Well, that's interesting. I mean, that's going to have to be something that's going to have to change.

You know that. Yeah, I mean, we're not worried about it. we just aren't going to try to make it a big thing and whatnot. But yeah, we decided it would be an open relationship because he still wants to fuck girls. And he's gone all the time. And he has this fetish of me getting fucked by another guy and loves watching.

Oh, interesting. Oh, that's where the guy that you were going to bang today comes into play. That's where the long story is because you're dating this guy, but you still see other guys? And he sees girls? I don't, yeah. And we see, there's these two guys that we know that we have foursums with every once in a while. Now, how did you meet them?

Were they your regular friends, like your regular straight friends? No, we met them. We met them on Tinder. Oh, okay. So you got two guys involved and you have literal foursomes with them. How hot is that? Yeah, super hot. Okay.

And so that was like, and so do you see. girls still or no just guys um i would i mean i don't go out and reach out to them but i mean like this guy that i hooked up with today i actually worked with them and i didn't even know i worked for a huge company with a bunch of people and uh our christmas party we were drunk and i ended up making out with this guy where in front of everybody or like in the closet no no outside we are outside smoking cigarettes or something yeah and we snuck away and we snuck away and we're just making out right but i mean i've had drunk hookups right how did it happen that like you're with a guy from work like bros right like because you're like still not telling people what's going on what you right

so you're supposedly straight yeah he was gay oh he was okay yeah he was hitting on me and telling me i was he's super hot too so i we made out drunk oh that was probably like the hottest thing for him because he's thinking i'm going to try and like you know get a straight guy to make out with me Little did he know it was perfect timing. Yeah. So he ended up coming and finding me the other day. We exchanged numbers and we were texting and he lives close to work. So I stopped on the way home from work today.

And banged him. Are you top or bottom? I forget. Bottom. You're a bottom. So you had sex with him. Now let me ask you this. Like with your boyfriend, right?

How does the open relationship work? Do you like have sex with that guy and you tell him and it turns him on? Yeah. Yeah. he and he loves just for me to send like videos of it and stuff so so you take a video so you take a video of it and then send it to him yeah yeah i made him take a video of me who the guy that was fucking you yeah so and he's cool with that right because you're he's probably not in the thing and then you send it to your guy and he gets off on that oh yeah he loves it interesting but let me ask you this does he hook up with girls and do you videotape that too or do you care about seeing that I don't really care.

I mean, if he looks up with girls, he tells me, and it's whatever. Right. I don't. We're not, we're not the jealous type, so I don't know. We're pretty much, we're like the same person. We agree upon everything, and we have the same underwear fetish, and I don't know, it's just an awesome relationship. Right. That is really great.

I just wonder when you guys are going to realize that, like, at some point, you probably do have to tell people and come out of the clock. Oh, yeah, definitely. I mean, right? I'm sure, I'm sure a couple people already assume that, but. But like what about your family, like the important people? Like, you know, your family, like stuff like that is like major, right? Because like you're going to maybe when the, like what happened for the holidays? Like who did you, where did you guys go? Did you go places together?

We just started dating. So we didn't. We just want a separate way. So it wasn't that big deal. Right, right. But by the time next year comes if you're still dating, right? When all the big holidays come up. And how do you feel about coming out to your family?

Not really worried about it. That's good. I mean, I have a lesbian aunt, so I mean, everyone's pretty much accepted of it anyway. Right. So why do you think if it's fine that you haven't told people about it now already? Like, why aren't you just out and about? What did you ask? Like, if your family would be fine and you think it's no big deal.

deal kind of, but I feel like I'm starting to remember that this is just your vibe about everything. It's kind of like, whatever, right? But I'm not like, I mean, I don't need to go running around saying, I'm gay now, like, whatever, right. No, but I mean, you said you keep it sort of behind closed door, so I'm just like what, like when you're out, right? We're not keeping it out. I mean, like, we're not keeping it from anyone. We're just not telling. Oh, okay. Right. So it's not like if you're out though, like together, right, at a bar. Are you holding hand? Like, will you be affectionate with each other? Well, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. It does. Definitely.

Oh, okay, cool. So it's not like you're hiding it at all. Yeah. And, like, I mean, we're best friends. So, I mean, we see our other friends, like, every one, like, every two months or whatever. So I'm sure when we see them, they'll kind of get the gist of it. Right. Well, that is a very interesting update.

How many foursomes have you had? With those two guys, twice. Have you met other guys, too? Or are you, like, keeping it to those guys? because you know them and it's cool. I mean, we've only been dating for a month. When did we talk? I don't remember.

I feel like it was so long ago, but maybe it wasn't. Probably like three months ago. Oh, that's it? Yeah. Wow, a lot has gone down for you. Yeah. And, yeah, life is just so much better. Yeah, I think that that's one.

I think it's great. I think it's great when people are like, you know, letting their freak flags fly, being whoever they are. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because I think a lot of people, I'm a way older than you.

and a lot of people in my generation, you know, because the society was very different and way more closed off about things. Like people had to keep that stuff under wraps and there's so many people living like lies. And I think that takes a lot of energy. And it's sad for people, you know. So I think it's so great when people of your generation

and younger people are able to be who they really are right from the get-go because that just sets you up for being, just to having all your energy to go to like important things than to like keeping massive secrets in from everybody and that's why i think it'll be great when you come out to your family and stuff and you guys could go places together as a couple and people will know that's it you know yeah i never really like thought about it like i like i always want to fuck girls but like i'm the one that wants to get fucked you know so i just realized that i like getting fucked in the ass but you also must have a romantic

thing too, right? Like, I mean, because it's more than just sex, right? Like you... Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, it's actually really romantic. I've never been romantic and he's super he's awesome. Do you think you never were romantic with girls with me?

but you just didn't feel it for them and you feel it differently? Like, this is like what you were missing or this is what you wanted more? Do you think that had something to do with it? Yeah, that's possibly. But the sex part of it, was the is probably the biggest part though because like I don't know I mean I always wanted to have sex with girls but I just would rather be fucked than fuck you know right but listen there's plenty of guys that like something of their ass but they still would want it to be a girl like you want to get fucked by a guy right so that's there's a big difference you know yeah but what's great is that you're with a guy that if like you had the desire to be with a girl you could he's still with other girls that you said that you're

ex-girlfriend felt like it would be hot if you'd hook up with that guy. Do you ever send her videos or does she ever join in or watch or does he still fuck her? No we never send her videos. I mean we still hang out with her and whatnot and we're all cool or are all super good friends. Does he sleep with her? No. Okay. I mean as much as I know, but no, he doesn't. No, because you said he's still into girls. So like, you know, I was just wondering if he would still hook up with her because you guys were looking up at some point. No, he's he's changed a lot actually. He's more into men than women now, so. He's just coming into his own too. Yeah. And we both have the same underwear fetish and that makes everything even more than you. What was your underwear fetish? Do we talk about the first time?

Why do I remember? I don't think so. Oh, what is the underwear fetish? Just, I mean, sexy underwear. I mean, not panties, not so much panties, just like... Girls or guys? I mean, I have some women's underwear, but mostly men like thongs and, like, bikinis and, I don't know, just... And like you like to... Something to make my ass look nice.

Right, and you like to see him. And he has the same thing, so you guys get off on that together. Yeah, yeah. So we're always walking around in the house and thongs. Do you live together, or you just... always at his place or he's always at your place. I stay at his place most of the time. He's got a pretty good job and he's got a nice house. Right. Yeah, that's great. Well, you're doing good. I love this update. It was to me, I would have never. I thought like when you said, I'm going to

see that guy, like that you guys were still. And because when we talked right afterwards and you were like, we're all hanging out, listening to the podcast together, you know, like I spoke with you probably right before you guys broke up, right? And before you figured this out, right? You know, You said it was very shortly after. Yeah, I mean, we kind of, we tried to work on our relationship more than she called and made me realize that I should be with a guy instead of a girl. So, yeah, I'm having an amazing time. Yeah, I think that that's great. I wouldn't be surprised at five years from now.

There's not another girl in your life and your relationship. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? I definitely could, it could definitely change. I mean, it's, I've been like, I mean, I mean, I. just started really getting into guys a year ago. I mean, I hooked up with guys for a while, but I never thought that I would never ate one.

But you might be like one of those gender neutrals. That what people would call it? I don't know what labels is, but you might be somebody that could, you know, be with either, right? Yeah. And I mean, this J guy worked exactly the same. And he's super hot. We have great sense.

So it's a good situation right now. Right, but there's also the romance there. So it is like a relationship, but it's a good relationship for you because it's open and you like that. Yeah. And that turns you are. Like sometimes we, sometimes after work, we'll come home and take baths together. And, I don't know, it's super sexy and hot. Right.

And then you have four sums. Yeah. And then you have one sum sometimes behind his back and then you take pictures and you send him. I think that that's like all great. I always tell a lot of my guy friends that are just like real dirty pigs. I'm like, you'd be so happier if you were gay because like your guy, if you're dating a guy, he'd be like on the same page as you. A lot of girls are super uptight and they're not into all that dirty shit, right?

Yeah, and I just, I'm like used to like his dick. Right. I don't know. I just like his dick. More than anyone else's? Yeah. Right. And it's giant of a song.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's going to ruin you. It's going to be hard if you guys ever break up. Yeah. How old is he again? 27. He's 27. So there you go. Chase, that's your fake name, right?

That's the fake name? Yeah. That's a great update. I didn't see that coming, but maybe I did. I don't, I really feel like I remember the trip. I feel like the last two you were like, I think you're more gay than you think you are. I have, right? I did say it.

Yeah. Right. I remember alluding to it, but not knowing for sure, but like, now, but I was right. I called it out. And now that's what you're doing. You're living your gay life. And I think that that's great.

And thanks for the update. But I want to know by the end of this year, if you're still gay. I'll definitely let you know. Well, no, I want to know by next year. I want to know when you really come out to like your family and stuff. I don't know. I think that'll be. It's going to happen soon.

Yeah. Well, keep me posing. I really like this guy all. Yeah. And if you're in a real relationship, you have to like go to functions. if there's a, you know, like that, and then people are going to find out. I think that that's a big step. I know that you don't seem to think it is like, oh, no big deal.

It will happen when it happens. But I think it is a big step. And I want to hear how it goes. And what about his family too? You know what I mean? He's going to have to let them know. Yeah. I think his family is even more accepting than mine.

Right. So that's good. So, yeah, so keep me posted on the next, on that. And like, we'll see by the end of the year who you're dating. But good luck with this. I'm very happy for you. Thank you. Thanks for calling it.

going to give me the update. Yeah. We're going to. All right. Bye, Chase. This is the Strithely Anonymous podcast. Okay. Hey, Jim Douche.

How you doing? How you doing today? Tonight? Jim, douche. Little under the weather. Little under the weather. Doing it is a favorite for you. I'm about 80%.

You're right. My 80's probably better than 100 for all your listeners, but go ahead. Okay, good. So I was thinking to do like an update with you. I didn't know if you wanted to talk about the prison time, the ending of the ex-girl or all the new girls that you've had. I was thinking that maybe we just talk about. Let's accentuate the pot. I was just thinking of actually just talking about because when I did updates recently, I did say that you had broken up with that girl and whatever.

But I'm wondering how somebody, as wretched as you, get such hot girls. Because you have just like, you're like one of those guys that can't stand to be alone. So like you, one is out the door and you got like three more coming in. Like you will not stop until you get another girl to like date, right? Like that's who you are. Your relationship guy, right? I would agree. You would agree, right?

Yeah. Yeah, totally. All good. Yeah. And you keep sending me these pictures of all these girls, right? I mean, your girl that you like actually dated recently, the one that you wind up in jail for, She wasn't hot. She looked like a man, but the next three that are coming down the pipeline that came down the pipeline, like are all super hot for their age.

And I don't understand it. I don't know how you get these girls. Looks, charisma, generous date. I mean, you want me to keep going? Are we on a time? No, I don't. I just think, because, like, listen, I could understand if it was like 25-year-old girls. You have to understand.

That's what I mean. I'm the bad guy, and there always has to be a bad guy in the movie. Yeah, you are the bad guy. That's what I mean. Chicks like bad guys. Okay, but young girls like bad guys, but then girls, I liked bad guys when I was younger, but I don't like bad guys. Not for a really long time now.

Let me put it all under one encompassy umbrella. Swag. It's swag. That should cover it all. Swag? No, do you think that maybe, I was thinking that maybe it's that girls in their like 40s in early 50s, like late 40s, because that's like the age range these girls are, right?

No, I mean, let's just, I'm handsome. Let's simplify it. No, I was going to use the D word. Do you know what the D word is? What's the D word? Desperate. Do you think, I was thinking maybe these girls are just desperate because when you're in that age, it's hard to find an age appropriate guy.

If you want to make yourself feel good with that, I mean, have had it, dude. But I mean, these girls have several suitors, stockers, dates, what have you. Do you think? Or you know, they tell you? I know this. I know this. I've been sent pictures of stalkers,

their Facebook profiles, you know. I've seen exes of these girls, good-looking dudes, you know? Is what it is. Yeah, I don't understand it because, like, you kind of look, like you look like a douche-bag. I always knew you were a douche-bag before I even talked to you at the gym, right? And then I met you and you're a- We've already reached a mutual accord that you're a hater,

but we'll let that to the side. I still love you. Go ahead. Yeah, I'm not really a hater. I just got your number. But anyway. No, but this is the thing. Okay, you can be mean. What?

You can be mean, mean. I would constitute it as I run a tight unit and I don't take shit. Like some guys that are taking shit, I could give you a good example right now. Sure. I have a friend, wonderful guy, handsome guy, gave this lunaticie married, a beautiful wife. She was younger. I knew she was a scumbag from the beginning.

Okay? Gives her beautiful life. He's just a wonderful father, wonderful guy. Well, his mother died Saturday. Last Saturday. Long illness. It wasn't like a sudden death.

So it was a touching ghost. She could have died at any day. Okay. She was on hospice. His wife leaves for St. Lucia, and she's still there. Okay? Well, his mother's in a coffin.

That's what happens when you don't address shit. You cut a cancer out from the beginning. Okay, you understand this is what these women do today, trying to help your male listeners here. You got to run a tight outfit. Something goes amok. You address it even if you come across a little mean, but you don't get shit on it. Yeah, but that's not what I'm talking about. I don't understand, like, you shit on the girls.

That's what I'm talking about. I'm not saying, like, you're not mean when they get out of hand. You're mean. Nah, you're out of line there. I don't just arbitrate. I had this discussion with Jen I can't use, I'm not going to use names, but I have this

discussion with her, you know? I don't remember, I don't know who that name is. I just don't come out. I just don't come out and be me, nor am I a guy that's a dick from the gate. I just don't actually treat a girl like shit. There is always an action to provoke

my reaction. Right, but you're react to a lot of stuff. Like you're hypersensitive to stuff so you could fly off the handle very easily. Right? Right. So a girl that's going to date you, you get in, when you get in with a girl, she becomes your fucking personal assistant. She's your right hand man.

She's the person that has to, you, you've admitted that you, like, you need people to, when you're dating them to text you back immediately. Like, you're, like, very needy. Yeah, but you know, you have to understand something. But let me finish what I was saying. Just let me finish what I was saying. So there's no way that you don't start. getting these girls don't start getting on your nerves right uh soon wait a second wait a second

you know i don't you have to understand something is if any woman's makeup is to have a mutual respect and gratitude my bitches ain't going a sizzler for fucking dinner okay they're going high-end dinners three four hundred dollars so you know what does that do with one's mind if he needs a little help with some work or something like that he's taking me out on the town high end all the time, you know, let me try to help them out. That should be just good human behavior. You know, I don't ask that. You know, I don't. But my point is not that you make people do that and that that's mean. That's not my point. That's just like what you do. That's just a part of like who you are. That doesn't even matter, right? What I'm trying to say, did you do Coke recently or something?

No. Okay. No, I'm actually, I told you I would, I don't do Coke. That's number one. number two, I just told you if you were paying attention at the beginning of this call, I'm just getting over a very bad cold. Right. So see how, like, mean you get just for like a little thing. Like, someone just repeats something once and, like, you can't handle it. When you say something asinine, I have to react to us. Right.

So when your girl, like, so this is my point is that when you get into bed so quickly and you get really close. That's probably your biggest, you know, you're your own worst enemy because you're still pretty hot for your age, but it's the mouth. I mean, if they cut the mouth out of you, you probably get anybody you want, but you just don't know. You can't help yourself.

You don't know how to shut the fuck up. No, exactly. I have my own thing. Yes, but my thing is... Which could be a defense mechanism as well, but this calls about me. The fact that I talk? The fact that you don't think before you talk and you just

I don't think I'm capable. I just like it comes in my head out of my mouth. I'm just that personality type. That's what it is. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So what happens is because you get in bed with girls so quickly and so deeply, right? They become your everything. You get pretty whipped and you like for them to get whipped to you and you like, right, that's your thing. So I would think that your sort of darker side of you that you have that you've admitted to would come out quickly and the girls would see it. And I just don't understand And like that, I mean, doesn't that worry you? Like with like these three new girls.

Like you have one girl that's like super hot. I don't know what. Like you cannot treat that girl like you've treated these other ones. Like she's your fucking bitch. You know what I mean? Like do you think that you'd be able to deal with a girl that's like more like you're equal? Or do you need them to be beneath you? And like, if the juice is worth to squeeze.

If she has their own shit, I respect her professionally and she's that hot, I could put the, I could put the brakes on it. No question. But the juice has to be worth of squeeze. But she looks like she is. Does that mean by looks? I would agree. No, looks, career, everything.

Right. This girl has a lot. She's super hot. Personally, I think she's out of your league. Okay. And I don't, and I know for a fact that girl with- I would go see the ophthalmologist if I were sure. Well, I don't think, and that girl's not going to be doing your expenses.

Okay. She's not going to, she's not like these other girls. She's not beneath you. Like these other girls that you've dated that I know about were beneath you. So that's, you know, and so, and I think that that's why it worked. And they were also very passive to your aggressive. They were opposite you, right? This girl is no passive to your aggressive.

If you like to think so. Well, is she passive? No, but I'm just saying I could alter my behaviors, but it just has to, you know, again, It'll be a reaction predicated on her reaction. You know, she said she wasn't necessarily a big phone text person. And the other night, she sent me 10 pictures of herself and a text that says, you're the first real man I've gone out within a long time. It's very refreshing because I planned shit, nice dates.

A woman doesn't have to do anything. Most clowns today, they don't. get that shit. Right. Well, I think if a guy likes a girl, he'll plan dates and stuff like that, maybe older guys. You're older. She's older, right? I mean, like, I think that that stuff is going down.

I just don't understand how you get so many girls. What happened with the girl that you sent home? Well, what happened was before a huge event I had for New Year's, we won't get into that because I don't want to divulge that, but the likes of probably what everybody listens to will never be at in their life, a friend of mine wanted to send me up with her girlfriends. So I was possibly entertaining thoughts of taking her to this event based upon pictures. And she showed up from Indianapolis. And I knew.

So wait, so your friend, this friend said, oh, why don't you bring my friend? She lives far away. No, she said, you'd like my friend. Right. And you said, okay, and now, was she coming in anyway, or did she come in to go to the event? No, no, no, no, no, no. I flew her in. You know, she thought she was, you know,

and I agreed I would buy the dress. But when she got here, uh-huh. It was more of a project than I anticipated. Got her the dress Saturday, but she had not the proper shoes, no jewelry, no facial, no hair, no blowout. I was like, but I had to start from the foundation up.

And, uh, I quickly made it. decision that she would not she didn't have the makeup for this type of setting. Okay. So I was looking for a out, you know, to get her out of here. So she tend to, she had a little too much to drink on Saturday night. And that was the opening I needed. I woke up very quiet on Sunday. And she gave me the door open and said, uh, do you?

you not want to take me to this party. And I said, you know what? I said, I'll be honest with you. I think I'm better off going alone. And we put her on a plane on New Year's Eve morning. Oh, that's brutal. And all because she didn't, like, have the right makeup and the right earrings? She did not.

She also looked older than her pictures. The body was still very good, but looked older than her pictures. And just was not. just was not cut out for this type of event to walk next to me. Oh, do you, oh, you're like a horrible person. I disagree. You could disagree, but like, I think that that's like really wrong and selfish. I mean, listen, there's, she's got to take some accountability for the fact that she took the chance to fly all the way out here with a total stranger.

That's correct. And you took the chance to like fly in a total stranger like to come with you. And then you guys get there. And it's like not the right thing. And then you sent her packing. The funny thing was I fucked her twice within the first four hours she was here. Okay. Before I even went shopping.

Are you putting her down for that? No. Okay. What do you try to say with that? I'm just saying, you know. What? That she fucked you right away? Sex was pretty good.

So that was, sex is actually very good. So that will show you I'm not shallow and just didn't keep around here for us. Right. So, but did it bother you that? she fucked you right away? No. No? I'd fuck me right away. Did you, did you lose it for her because she fucked you right away? Do you think that has anything to do with it?

No, I didn't lose it for her at all. I just couldn't. So what really made you get freaked out? Like, she just wasn't your cup of tea? Too big of a, it was just too big of a challenge even for me to put this shit show together. And, uh, she was, she was, she was in. And above her head, in above her head. Good person, but in above her head. And I did not think she would interact well with the crowd. Because of her personality, too.

It wasn't just looks, or was it all looks? Little country, country, a little country and looks. And now your friend that set this all up, was she horrified that you sent her packing? Or like? No, because she knew her friend got a little inebriated the night before. So, and she, they think that that's really the reason. I mean, you made it seem like that was the reason that she got too drunk, but that had nothing to do with it, right?

Well, it did have something to do with it because I didn't know if she was going to act like that when she got drunk, you know, at the event in question. Right. And then did you drive her to the airport? I did not. How did she get to the airport? Called her a car service. Okay.

And, oh, my God. That's, that's tough. Hey. I paid the change fees. I paid for the car service. I even offered to give her the dress if she wanted it. She didn't want it. Yeah, I could imagine.

You paid for her ticket to fly out? Of course. Okay, so she didn't have any money lost. No. Oh, that is a horrifying story for her. You know, especially because she fucked you. And how old was she? 47.

Oh, what a terrible new year she had. I mean, the lesson she's, got to learn is like don't ever fly out to see some fucking person or the lesson i learned don't believe pictures because you bitches doctor those pictures up people do and that's crazy because like why was her picture totally doctored up or was it maybe like a just a good picture do you think it was doctored up i don't know because ironically enough she took pictures saturday evening before I entered great in pictures

and she didn't doctor them up. Right. So she didn't doctor any pictures. She didn't doctor any pictures. Some people, this is the weird thing. I take bad pictures,

believe it or not. I know that's very hard for you to believe. No, I've seen your pictures. I take horrible pictures. Listen, a lot of people,

and some people, it's like a weird thing. Some people have this thing where they take really good pictures and they don't look good in per like it's weird. Like there was this one girl that might,

friend from the gym liked and she was on TV and MTV show and then she did like these video vlog things and she was like all over at VH1 and MTV and I thought she was so pretty and my friend was like so excited to go out with her and when he went out with her he was like she was totally not attractive at all besides being a bad person she wasn't like attractive at all I was like there's no way she's not attractive like you see videos of her talking she's on TV she looks pretty he's like I don't know what it was but in person she didn't look anything like it and then one day I was walking down the street and I saw her and she didn't look anything like it and it was like holy shit that's so weird that the camera could change things for the better but it's

no different than camera changing things for the worst for some people you know what I mean the camera loved her the camera hates you the camera obviously like this girl this poor girl that you know looks great in pictures and then she came there and she wasn't so hot and like you were like ready to kick her to the curb that sounds a little shell you couldn't just like have a good time with her? You know, like it not like it just No? No.

Interesting. Because I would have been, I would have been looking on my shoulder all night. I would have been nervous. I would have been antsy. What do you mean nervous? Ancy. Just,

and plus I probably would have to drop another 600, 700 on shoes, jewelry to go with the outfit, a fucking blowout. makeup done i mean you have to understand the grass staffs some respect you got to come i understand you're going to get a dress baffy that's all right but you got to come with the other accruements for this type of event get your fucking nails done you know what i mean right and she hadn't had

that done no nothing she hadn't had her she had no shoes no she had no high heels no she had two pair of boots oh my did you talk to her on the phone before beforehand. Yeah. Yeah, I feel sorry for her anyway, though. I just do. I mean, you know, however, however, as we move forward in this conversation, you will not, you will not feel sorry for her at all. Why? And in fact, your listeners, I'm doing them a great service on this call. So they should call in and thank you for doing this because I will teach them all a very valuable West. No, they're going to write it and talk about what a douchebag you are. Go on. Well, you know what? Again, again, you're the president. You know what? I'm sure there's a whole

litany of followers that are in the-hander. No, no, no, no. Just, could you just finish what you were just saying? Say why we wouldn't feel bad for her anymore. Can you finish that? What happened? Did you want me to get to the story? Yes, please. All right. Well, I circle back on Sunday and ask somebody I've been seeing to go to this event. And meanwhile, I have girls there telling me that this beautiful girl who's involved with this event saw pictures of me, even though I don't take your pictures and wanted to meet me. But I'd already have the indie girl come in. Now, at this point, I could go to this alone, but I decided to circle back on Sunday while I'm doing my lottery, take a girl. I've been dame because I know she'll be perfect for this event.

Okay, make a long story short. Yeah, but you had told me, though, but this is what's fucked up. Before that, way before that event, you told me you had invited that girl already because you sent me a picture of her dress. So then what happened? You flew another girl in and you were going to ready to kick that girl to the curb? Yeah, because we had a little disagreement. See, this is why you need to ask more questions.

All right, let's move on. So that girl, you kicked her to the curb because you guys already got it in a disagreement. you're dating her like two fucking minutes. You get in a fight with her. You kick her to cover. You fly in. Some girl you don't even know to take her chances because, God forbid, you're alone for one fucking second. Some girl you don't even know comes in.

You kick her out because she's not pretty enough. And then you go back to the other girl and you say, come with me and she says, okay. Correct. What's wrong with these people? I think the D word is the right word. So go on. So then what? So anyway, I have a wonderful time at the event.

and make a long story short, a girl who was at the event with me is over my house. Two days after New Year's Eve, 10.30 at night following sex in my bed. I'm sitting on the front of the bed. She looks at her phone and she says, I'm having an interesting conversation right now. Do you know so-and-so from so-and-so? I go, yeah, why?

Was she at your house? Did you fly her in? Did you buy her a dress? Were you going to take her to this event? Awesome. Sociopath that I flew in. Yeah. Got a picture of the girl I was dating.

Don't ask me how. Uh-huh. Well, maybe we have Facebook or something or someone. Her friend. No, no, no, no. Let me finish. Let me finish. Don't be rude.

Listen, listen, student. Let me finish. Be a little nicer, okay? Just calm it down. She got a picture. And there is a tool out there today. That if you get a picture of somebody's face, you could run a facial recognition,

some shit on the phone, whatever. And that you can find out who that person is. Okay. But you also have a mutual friend. So maybe your mutual friend told her. None of my mutual friends knew the girl's name. They weren't at the party? No.

Okay, so anyway, so she got the girl's name and she texted. She got the girl's picture somehow. Whatever, and then she, how'd she get that? And then... And then... And with the picture, with the picture, I'm telling the humanoid that listen to this shit thing. With the picture, anybody could find somebody on Facebook. And if they're not blocked, which they wouldn't be, because this girl didn't know the girl, they can...

get their Facebook and start messages. So she messagered her and said, I just want you to know. That's fucking great. As I'm in bed. That's great. I high five that girl. And then,

and you're a girl, the one sitting next to you that's like, oh my God. Like she didn't, she wasn't like you made a girl fly in and then you flew her home. Like how fucking rude is that? Like she didn't see you as like the bad one. She saw the girl as the bad one.

Correct. That's correct. She's so stupid. And then you, you'll kick this one to the. curb if it works out with the new girl that's way hotter than her well you know what yeah but that girl's a very hot girl in her own right she's okay so but you know you hate her eight again no okay you know i mean she just looks a lot older than she's i don't know that her age is really

right and listen i mean you already are fighting with her you but that's like your emo you're ready kicked her to the curb because you had this one come in and you're already seeing somebody else and hoping that it goes and you told me it's the girl you're going to marry because she's like the fucking hottest thing and you know so that girl is she's just so dumb you know and I'm sorry but like if I met a guy and he told me that like and I found out that this like you had kicked me to the curb and then already had somebody else and then through that girl made her fly in and then made her fly home and I would think you're a fucking asshole well no I mean the girl came in a mutual friend We weren't talking.

A mutual friend wanted us to meet. And it was strictly a friendship thing. And it didn't work out. And I sent her home. Yeah, but the girl came thinking she's going to invent with you. You should have played that out. Like, you should have just done that and then called it a day. I thought I was going to be in the major leagues, but it didn't happen.

You got to watch what you think about. It doesn't matter. If you make someone come all the way, like, I just don't believe in that. I think, like, I know you didn't want to be uncomfortable. You didn't want to. but that's just like thinking about yourself. I think that that's selfish. And I mean, for me, I don't know.

I would never want to be with a guy that did that to a girl because that means that guy is capable of doing something like that to you. That girl that's sitting there after, I mean, she should have been horrified about you, not horrified about the girl. I would give that fucking girl credit that she found that girl and said, I just want you to know. He bought me a, he bought me a dress. He flew me in.

That's fucking awesome. Listen to me. You see. first of all you just let it go we don't have no relationship you don't go stalking somebody on Facebook that's number one

so that tells you about that girl because she's a fucking not case no no no let me just tell you something she was probably really upset like you you probably made her very angry and upset you don't cyberstock somebody okay and then say listen you know what

you like she's just as like dirty as you are like that's why I of her credit. I want to do something like that, but I wouldn't also be with a guy. I would never flown there. Like, you, you got back what you gave. You know what I mean? Like she, you went fucking low down and rude and so did she. So did she. This is what your P brain doesn't understand. When you behave like that as a girl doing that cyber stocking, anybody of a reasonable intelligence will not have any respect for what you said. Who cares? You had, you, listen, She didn't give a shit.

She didn't, she didn't give a shit. You already kicked her to the curb and you were so rude that you flew her and put her back. You don't, you don't do that. No, there was no, no, no, she was done. An innocent person, by the way. Innocent. The person. She wanted that girl to know exactly what kind of guy you are.

And she did. And the sad thing isn't, this is why, no, this is all. She didn't do it to protect that girl. She did it because she was scorned. It doesn't matter. She was miserable. Exactly. She liked me.

Exactly. That's it. She didn't do anything. I'm sure she didn't like it. I'm sure she thought you were a fucking asshole. Listen to me. It wasn't all philanthropic work. Listen, you know what I'm saying.

It doesn't matter. She was telling that girl exactly who you were. Okay, but this is my whole point. My whole point is like who you are talking on this conversation to me, the way you treat me on this podcast, the way you treated that girl and sent her home, the way you treated the girl that stayed with you and went to the party by kicking her to the crib. This is who you are. And I, this is why I don't understand how you get girls because you're not nice and you're super rude and you're like a lot of bad things yet you get these girls.

But I will bank and set. Like I will bet money that you'll, you would most more likely wind up with the girl that was sloppy seconds to your party and came back after she had bought the dress and you threw her to kick her to the curb. she came back. And so that girl is the more right girl for you. This hot girl that you just met that I saw pictures of that has her own fucking life that thinks you're like a real man. Once she gets your number or sees any whiffs of who you really are, she will kick you to the curb if she's who I think she is in those pictures.

The girl that went to your party with you, that girl that knows about the other girl that got the text that sat in there and thought she was a fucking, that girl is the right girl for you. Something's wrong with her and there's something wrong with you and you guys belong together. That's also what your P-Brain doesn't understand. I'm a chameleon. I could change my behavior dependent on the person I'm wet.

Yeah, and what was the word that you used for the other one? Sociopath, I think that that's like the fucking definition. So listen, dude, this is weird, we're up, the time's up. I wanted to see what I was trying to figure out is like how does a guy as douchey as you get girls, but I think it's that

girls when they're older are like a little bit desperate and I feel bad for them because there's no reason to date listen to me listen to me listen to me you know what Snoop Dogg once yeah keep your mouth shut your ears open okay here's why number one I'm great and best number two I'm good looking got a rocking body dress amazing sense of style generous as could be and I know how to treat girls there's no way you know how to treat girls, dude. You don't know how to treat girls. No, you don't. I'm sorry. But, you know, we'll leave it up to let's see how it plays out. You know,

you'll be texting me what happens. You know, I know I will get emails about this call. People will just think you're a fucking asshole, but like there'll be some crazy girl that had a really bad father that still damaged goods at fucking 50 that'll date you because she's something's wrong with her.

You know, we'll see who that is. I think it's going to be the one that went to the party with you. Who ever listens to? the dog and pony show. She's thanking me because who knows, it could be a guy that's having an affair on his wife. A bitch gets

a picture of him. Next thing wife's getting Facebook. Okay? Or alerted to the fact. So actually they should be sending you money. Listen, I don't think that that girl, I think you really fucked her over. So she went to get revenge on you. You wouldn't

have had revenge. She wouldn't have stalked you or that girl if things didn't go so bad. It was a very bad ending. Listen to me. This podcast is over. It's over. I don't need any more. Let me say one thing. I will because you're a guest on my podcast. If we weren't taping this and this wasn't for a podcast, I'd fucking hang up on you because you're being so rude. In closing, let me just say this. People take, my friends take me out for dinner for consulting and give advice. Your listeners just got it for fucking free. New Year's present. So they should be

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