Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 292 - Ryan is into Pantyhose and a Whole Lot More
Episode Date: July 15, 2019Ryan calls in to talk about his pantyhose fetish. He explains when he got into them, why he likes them, where he gets them, what does he does with them and a whole lot more. Tune in to hear all the ...details plus hear all about all the interesting ways he satisfies himself sexually behind his wife's back. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Lately, I just have a lot of people calling in
who are actually interested in revealing their secret lives
and talking about, you know, stuff that they do secretly,
that they don't really talk about to anyone else.
And that's what I have on today on the show.
Like I said, lately a lot of people, listeners have been writing in.
A lot of the people that I'm getting are not even on Craigslist.
They're listeners who are writing in.
And this is a guy.
I forget what I call him.
I don't know.
And he's really, he just wrote in a very short thing, like saying that he was really into panty hose.
So I was like, oh, that's an interesting fetish, you know, thinking maybe we'll talk for like 20 minutes about the panty hose.
I don't really know because it was just very specific.
But it turns out he's into a lot of other things too.
And he's very interesting.
I'm not going to get into everything else that it leads into the panty hose leads into and the stuff about his personal life because I'll leave that.
I'll let you listen and have that all reveal itself.
Like I said, I don't remember this guy's name,
but he's really into panty hose and other things.
And it's very interesting how he got into panty hose,
what he does with pantyhose, and, you know,
and the kind of stuff that that leads into as well.
As well as we talk about his relationship with his wife
because he's married and she doesn't know about the panty hose things.
So anyway, I'll be right back on with, you know, panty hose guy.
Hey Ryan, welcome to Strictly
Anonymous podcast. How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
I'm good. So I think you're my
first out of the
country caller.
I've never had somebody.
Yeah.
I said I listen to your
podcast this whole week and
I'm pretty sure I'm the first one that's
calling, you know, from the non-U.S.
Totally.
Yeah, it's great. So I'm excited.
You're it's the first so that's great
So now you're so you're a listener of the show
I've been getting so many people who listen to the show
Who wrote in instead of Craigslist ads
You have Craigslist in Canada right
But you and your thing is
You emailed me and said that you're very into
Panny Hose like that's your fetish right
That's right yeah
So I don't know much about it
Because I like to not get a lot of information
Before I get on the call right
So you like can you explain like
what that means when you say that you're into it
like to wear it? Do you like to see it on people?
Do you like do you steal it?
Like what's the deal?
Well, both.
I like to wear them whenever I can.
And even when I see a woman wearing pantyhoes,
it just, I don't know, it just drives me crazy.
Like even the nude pantyhoes,
like the really outdated ones or like any color pantyhoes.
Yeah, I would say any color, yeah, but I would say black is my favorite.
Okay, so how old are you and when did this thing start with Panios?
Like, when did you realize you were into it?
Well, I'm 28 right now.
I guess it started when I was about 16.
I was a teenager.
Okay, so you're 28 now, and when you were a teenager, like, how did you realize that you were totally into Panios?
Like, when you were 16?
You know what?
I don't know, I just, it just, it came up to me, and I just started liking them, and I started
trying to wear them, and I just, I liked it. I loved the feel of it, and it's extra of it,
and yeah, that's how it's so. Yeah, but so let me just ask you this. Do you have, like, sisters?
Like, did it start, like, I mean, because where would you get the pantyhose right when you're
16? Did you go and buy them, or did you take them from, like, your sister or your mom,
or how did you get a hold of them to start wearing them?
Well, no, this time actually was my, uh,
my friend's mom, because she was, they were away and had to, I was, at the time I was watching
their house.
Uh-huh.
So I just, you know, I just stole one.
I tried it on.
I liked it.
So what made you think?
Okay, so you just started looking around.
Like, so you remember for sure you're 16, right?
So, like, when you're 15, 14, 13, like, you never even considered them.
And then all of a sudden, when you're 16 out of nowhere, like, do you remember the first time you
saw it and how you got aroused?
You know what?
I think it was a magazine.
I was just,
I was going through pictures and I just saw,
you know,
I saw a woman that wearing them.
I'm like,
wow,
that's,
that's sexy,
you know.
You mean on her,
right,
I get it,
on her legs or like,
was she like,
just on her legs?
Yeah, yeah,
on her legs,
yeah.
Yeah.
Wow,
you're kind of lucky because,
like,
so,
like,
you know,
at 16,
porn for you was like,
you know,
totally,
like,
available,
right?
Like,
you didn't have to feel bad.
Like you could just buy any magazine, and it would be something good.
Like in a weird way, that's not such a bad fetish to have, right?
It's kind of like feet.
Exactly, yeah.
I mean, most guys ask for news picks.
I'm the office.
I don't want any details.
I just want a woman who wear pantyho.
That's my thing.
Right.
Right.
But some people would be like, oh, it wasn't probably right to steal them from your friend's mom.
But like, what were you supposed to do, right?
So you're like 16, you saw them in a magazine, you were in a magazine, you were in,
to it and then so when did you think like oh because it's one thing to me right because I don't get
this fetish but everyone has their thing right but like there's one thing to like see them on a woman
and get turned on right but when did you start to think like oh maybe I should try them on and
that would be a turn on too oh that was well I thought the first time when I was I was 16
it was my first time when I took it from my friend's mom but then but then after
The second time was later on, like, maybe when I was like 19, 20.
Mm-hmm.
Because, you know, I didn't, obviously, it was kind of hard during them because I don't want to know any way to see me in them, so.
I know, but that time at your friend's house, right?
Like, were you just, like, hanging out?
Yeah.
Because you said you were taking care of their house or watching over it, right?
Like, what came over you that you thought, oh, I'm going to go take the panty?
Like, just what happened specifically that day?
Well, I was curious.
I'm like, you know, I wonder how it feels like just to wear them and see how, you know.
And when I turned them on, I had this weird feeling.
I got turned on and, you know, that's when I knew, okay, you know, I'm into panting.
Okay, now, so you go into your friend's mom's room and, like, you just, like, rifled.
I just think it's kind of funny, right?
So you, like, rifled through all the draws trying to find, like, a pair of her pantyhoes.
And then what do you do?
Go in the bathroom and, like, put them on underneath your pants and then, like,
leave or did you like jerk off at the house?
No, I just tried them on.
I actually went to the wash and tried them on and then I just took them off and put them in my pocket.
You stole them.
You took them with you, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I took them with me.
And then when you got home, did you like wear these peonios like constantly?
Well, no, it's kind of hard because, you know, my parents and stuff.
I was embarrassed, obviously.
I couldn't tell anybody.
about it so I couldn't really wear them.
So I had to throw them out because
I didn't know where to hide them out to be honest with you.
Yeah, but let me ask you that. I mean, like, I don't know.
I think it could be really easy for a guy to hide the fact that he's wearing
panting hose, especially in the winter, right?
You wear them underneath your pants and then you put socks on and shoes on.
Who's going to know?
You know what?
I was thinking about that too.
But I don't know.
Sometimes I'm scared because I'm married, right?
I said what if my wife sees him, you know, while I'm at home,
and she comes home from work, and you never know.
Oh, no, no. Listen, now that you're married, forget about it.
She would totally, that you can't get away with that shit.
But when you're 16, 17 years old, that's what I'm saying.
And you live with your parents.
Who's going to, who would have known?
I don't think anyone would have known.
No, but I don't know.
That time I never thought about it, to be honest, really.
I was kind of scared and insecure, and, you know.
A lot of things were so much.
head too so like what like I don't know what if someone sees me in them you know what
if I don't know I just yeah you're like me I think of I think of all kinds of things like I
would think like what if you get you know hit by a car and you survive but like the
ambulance comes you know what and they have to check your life yeah exactly I was
thinking of the same thing too yeah so you think like I do you think too much that's our
problem I do I do I I you know what I
I over and overthink everything.
That's probably why you like my show,
because that's what I like to do on my show, right?
Like pick things apart, you know?
That's how my mind works.
Yes.
Yeah, I do.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, so that's cool.
So I get it.
So you were just too paranoid,
though you really want it to, right?
So, you know...
I do, yes.
Besides me right now that we're talking about this,
like, does anybody else know in your life
that you have this secret fantasy
or is it a total secret?
Well, there's one co-worker that used to work with me, and I told her about her, but she obviously doesn't work with me anymore.
But, yeah, she's the only person.
Well, how did you, why did you feel comfortable telling her?
Like, what was that relationship?
Like, was she just, like, a cool girl that you were, like, really close with friends with, and she was open-minded, and you felt like she would be okay with it?
Yeah, and plus she was kind of, like, a friend with benefits thing, too.
Oh, okay, so you were sleeping with her.
yes yeah okay and then how did it come up that you were into like what did you see it or
well i i felt comfortable with her because i you know we we talked about everything so i just one day i
told her you know i'm into panty hose and actually one day we met up we went to the
went to watch a movie i'm like to her you know you have to wear a panneous for me because it's
you know because i you know i'm pretty sure you can look sexy in them so she did too we went to the movies
and she was wearing black manoeuvres for me.
Right, but did she,
but I'm assuming that eventually after you told her that,
because listen, I don't think there's anything wrong
with telling a woman that you're into seeing her in panos,
but it's a different story when she finds out
that you like wearing them too, right?
Even though I'm assuming that most people would think
that they go together, right?
I don't know.
But like, did she know that aspect of it as well?
I told her I wore them one.
I never told that I would I wear them occasionally.
I just told that I wore them one that I liked it.
And she didn't say anything.
She was just laughing.
She's like, wow, that's, you know, that's cool.
Yeah.
She doesn't have any problem with it.
Most listen, women are much more accepting of things that men that they like do more so than men are accepting of the things that women do.
I'm just telling you.
I think that that's the way that it is.
I mean, I can't tell you.
That's why.
I agree.
What?
I agree with that.
That's true.
That's true.
I agree with that.
Yeah, men have a low tolerance for everything.
Women, if they really like a guy, I mean, you could tell them a lot of things.
Look at, I mean, you know, and they stay with it.
And they stay with you.
So she was cool with it and she was okay.
But you told her only once, but really you were doing it more than that.
Yeah, that's correct.
Now, after the one that you stole, like, from your friend's mom, did you, like, throw that shit out?
Because I'm always like, I always like to know where people hide this kind of stuff.
because most of the time they hide it in like the worst place possible and I think it's so funny.
But I'm assuming since you think a lot and overanalyze that you probably dumped that shit,
like you didn't keep it at your house, did you?
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
You threw it out.
Yeah, I did.
I was just, I was too paranoid.
Right, right, totally.
So now after the first time you said you did it at 16 and you were like,
and then when you were 19, where did you get those second pair of pantyhose from?
when you were 19.
Well, I actually bought him from the store.
That's okay.
I mean, listen, there's a lot of reasons why a guy would be in the store.
Did you buy a bunch of things so that you didn't look weird, or did you just buy panting of?
Well, yeah, I tried just buying other stuff, too.
It's like, you know, so it looks like it's tough for me.
So what do you go into, like, a female, like a woman's, like, a clothing store or like a department store?
To be honest, I, from a...
What?
Was it a Walmart?
That's where I bought it from.
Oh, yeah, that's smart.
Okay, so what else did you buy with it?
Did you buy, like, other girls stuff?
So it seemed like you were buying stuff for a girl?
No, I just buy, like, chips and other, like, food stuff, you know?
That's like, you know what's really good nowadays, okay?
In the future, if, like, I'm just going to, I don't know.
Do you guys have CVS that store?
Or I'm sure even if you don't have CVS, there's certain stores nowadays, like Walmart, kind of stores, right?
that have self-checkout places, right,
where you could just go and check your...
Do they have that in Canada?
Yeah, yeah, we do have that too, actually.
Yeah, that's where you have to go to buy your panty hose
because then you don't even have to worry.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Exactly.
I thought about that too.
Actually, you know what?
I think it was a few months ago.
Actually, I bought panty hose too,
and I just, you know, I tried them on, obviously,
when my wife wasn't home.
And then the next day I had to throw them out
because I'm like, well, where am I supposed to hide this?
I was thinking about hiding my trunk, but then it's like, oh, no.
Oh, my God, stop.
In your trunk, that's just as bad.
I had the bondage guy hides his stuff.
No, you can't hide.
What you have to do if you're really smart
is every time you wear them,
then you have to go someplace really far away
and, like, throw them out the window when you're driving.
I mean, you can't even put them in your garbage.
I'm just too paranoid.
Like you look this is why like and this is I think about this when I watch a
Dateline and people like kill people and then they like hide them in their backyard.
You're like you're so fucking dumb.
Like if I killed somebody right right, right,
go in the middle of nowhere so far away and like throw them out the window.
Do you know what I mean?
Like I wouldn't put them in my backyard.
Right.
So you have to do the same thing with your pantyhoes if you don't want anyone to find out.
You know what I'm saying?
Where do you throw them out?
You don't throw them out in your garbage, do you?
No.
Well, I live in an apartment, so we have a shoot.
I just don't know who's a shoot.
Oh, that's perfect.
That's perfect.
Yeah, so I don't have to worry about that.
I don't have to worry about the garbage park.
Well, let me ask you this, because, okay, how old were you when you got married?
I was 22.
I actually married very young.
Yeah, that's cool.
So you're still married, right?
And how old was she?
Yes.
She's two years older than me.
Oh, that's cool.
Okay, do you guys have kids?
Yeah, I have one son.
Okay.
So let me ask you this, because.
Like you told the girl that you were banging, right?
The one that you were just like friends of benefits with about your secret fetish, right?
And you were open with her.
Now, how come you haven't been open like that with your wife or have you?
Well, no.
Actually, I told her that I have a thing that's fine.
I never told that I wear it, but I just told her it.
It turns to me on, but she never really cares.
She's like, ah, you know, whatever.
Right.
She already got the ring from you.
She got you married.
She doesn't care.
Exactly.
A lot of times.
You know what?
And to be honest with you,
so to be honest with you,
we don't have sex a lot.
So it's like we have like once in two weeks.
Mm-hmm.
And it's about it.
You know,
it's not really sex.
It's just,
you know,
it's just regular sex.
It's not really that somebody that turns me on.
Oh, really?
How long has that been going on?
Oh, four years.
Four years or four years?
Four years?
years like for the number four or four years no like say like a couple years like two three years
right has it been ever since you had kids or before that um you know what i would yeah i would say
before that too actually so how long okay you're married to her for i'm assuming six years right
because you're 28 and how long were you in her before did you meet her when you were 22 or did you
meet her like when you were 20?
When I was 20, yeah, because I've known her two years before I'm married.
Okay, so you know her for a long time.
You guys been, I'm assuming that you guys had sex before you were married, right?
Like, how old were you when you lost your virginity, by the way?
I don't know why I'm asking, but I'm just curious.
Oh, I was 18.
Oh, really?
That's kind of old.
Yeah, so I didn't lose my virgines to her, obviously, so it was my ex-girlfriend.
Right.
Okay.
So your first girlfriend?
Yeah, yeah.
And before that, you were, like, I mean, I'm assuming you were just, like, jerking off like crazy.
I mean, like, how are you tending to your needs as a man?
Like, how come you waited so long until you're 18?
Because I'm the shy side, so I can go to a girl and talk to her just like that.
It was kind of hard for me.
Oh, you're shy with women, right.
Okay, so eventually you got a girlfriend.
Yes, yeah, eventually.
well that's good 18 is better than 25
I know I know yeah I mean I thought that but listen I was like kind of
slutty when I was younger so I lost my virginity at like 15 so
probably people are like Kathy what's like literal listening is like why are you
trashing you for 18 it's not like you said 25 right you know what I mean so but for me
I'm like oh that seems so old especially I think just for guys because I just know that guys
start getting hard on like really young right so you were probably and they're
super horny right so like you were probably dying to get late
right oh I was really me I know that's why I'm thinking I just think in a man's life
it's like really old considering you probably wanted as like you were like you know 12
so your girlfriend how long did you date the first girl that you were with was she the girl that
no she's not the girl that you told about the the panty hose no no no no she wasn't no right
and you didn't tell her and did you steal anything from her like what were you doing behind
these girls backs um
Not really, no.
Not behind her back, no, nothing like that, no.
No, but I mean, like, with the pantyhoes, like, what would you say?
Because it seems like it's like a fetish of yours, but yet you're not out of control with it.
Like, it's not like, I mean, like, how many times a year?
Because I'm not even going to ask like a month, because I don't even think it's like even once a month with you for some reason.
How many times a year do you think it is lately that you actually put on pantyhoes and, like, get turned on?
I would say four, four times a year.
Four times a year, right.
And where do you get them?
Typically you buy them now.
Do you steal them ever from your wife?
Actually, I know.
Yeah, I would like just steal from my wife.
Just put them back again on.
You know what I mean?
Mm-hmm.
Do you soil it?
I like, do you jerk off like when you're wearing them or no?
Sometimes, yeah.
If whenever, if I have time.
Mm-hmm.
And then you put them back in her drawer.
Well, yeah, I've said it.
trying to make a mess so yeah
no I have to keep
them clean I can't
you know mess them up right
but let me ask you this only because I can't imagine
like I mean we all have different things that turn us on
in our mind right so like when you're like wearing
them and like you're getting horny is it like
are you feeling like
like are you thinking about a woman wearing them
are you thinking about you wearing them
and the feeling of them like what is it that gets you
like around
You know what it is?
Yeah.
When I wear them, I usually watch porn.
So I like to imagine that I'm the woman who's wearing them.
Oh, you like to imagine that you're the way.
And then if you're the woman, then are you turned on by a man?
Man, by any chance, or no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can say that.
You can say that.
Okay, so you have, you're also, so okay, so this is like leading into other things.
I have a million questions.
I still want to get back to the terrible sex life
that you're having with your wife.
But, okay, so when you started this whole thing,
then I'm assuming that at the same time that you were into pantyhoes,
you started to realize that you were also kind of into guys?
Like, do you consider yourself bisexual?
Or is it only when you're wearing the pantyos that you feel that way?
No, well, not the first time when I was wearing it.
No, it just started when I started watching porn, like a lot.
And that's when I, that's when I, like, I knew I get turned on by, you know, by just imagine that I'm the woman and who's getting fucked by another guy.
Oh, interesting.
And so, right.
And so when you're thinking that you're getting like fucked by a guy, are you thinking that you have like a badge or are you thinking you're getting fucked in the ass by the guy?
Like how does that work?
Yeah.
So, yeah, so basically I'm thinking like, I'm the woman, you know, and who's getting fucking the ass.
That's basically what it is.
Right. And now do you pleasure yourself in your ad, like put things in there yourself?
Yes, I should do too.
That's cool. Listen, this is like, this is totally anonymous, right?
I don't even know who you are. This is why this is like such a, and trust me, I know for a fact what you're going to, it was going to happen after we get off this call.
You're going to send me an email like, oh my God, that was like so awesome to finally like be truthful about my stuff.
Like that's how everyone feels after they do it.
But you know what? It feels good actually talking about it.
That's what I mean. That's what I mean. People normally tell me that right out.
after, but some people say, like, I know that that's the truth because you're just being,
like, true to yourself, you know what I mean?
And it's like, because I think when you keep things to yourself, right, secret things,
it's like there's a shame attached to it, right?
And so you feel like shameful about it.
And it's just like when you decide to maybe to actually talk about it and the person like
me and the other end isn't judging you for it, it's like it releases that shame and it feels
good, right?
And you're talking to tons of people, tons of people are listening to you.
So I think it's like really great to really say that and not feel ashamed of your desires that you have in your head because like whatever those.
That's what you're into, you know?
So what have you used?
So now I just have to get specific because I'm just curious, right?
So what do you, what, when did you start doing that and what have you used?
Because have you ever been with a guy?
No, no.
It's not, see, I can't be another guy just like that.
Like, see, I wouldn't get turned on.
if there's like another guy and there's another woman and while the other woman's watching us
and she's getting turned on that's how I get turned on otherwise I can't have sex with another guy
you know if it's just me another guy I can't okay so for you it would have to be you
and another and a woman there and it was so it's kind of like because you'd have to
let me ask you this would it be because you would have to be looking at the woman and imagining
that you were her
yes yes that's that's how kind of it is yeah right but do you ever okay let me ask you this do you ever feel
the need to wear other women's clothes or is it just panty clothes like have you ever put on like a dress or
high heels or anything like that no the only thing i've tried on is panties basically panties and panties
and meaning underwear yeah yeah and how did you like those i liked it but it's not something that
I have to wear it.
To be honest,
me,
the only way I've tried is because I've tried my sister a lot,
obviously without her knowing it.
So when did you go?
Oh my God,
this is so funny.
I had a guy on once who told me that he,
he was like just a sex addict.
He was into all kinds of stuff, right?
And he told me that he would go out.
I love you.
Do you know that one?
And he would go during family functions
into like his relatives' rooms and steal the family.
Is that what you did?
Oh, no.
I haven't heard that episode, but that's what I did, yeah.
So wait, so your brother, I'm assuming, is married to this one, right?
You said your sister-in-law, right?
Yeah, my sister-in-law, yeah.
So it was my wife's sister.
Oh, your wife's sister.
Okay, so, okay, so how did that go down?
Like, and how did it?
So this was going to be your first time ever wearing panties, or had you tried them before?
Banyers, I think that was, no, that was my first time trying to them.
And so what happened?
You're, like, at your sister-in-law's house, and then suddenly you're like,
you have that desire?
Like, how did it happen?
Well, she still was with her parents.
So basically nobody was home with just me.
They were gone for a few hours because they were going to come back.
So I was just curious.
And it turned me on because knowing it's hers.
And, you know, she's actually pretty good looking too.
Oh, my God.
Right.
I kind of
Sorry, yeah, because I kind of have a thing for her, two kids.
She sometimes would wear panty holes.
So I would see her and I get turned on, but obviously she doesn't know that.
I get turned on by fanny holes.
Right, but her sister does, your wife does, but she probably doesn't even care or doesn't even think.
How old is her sister?
How old is this girl?
My sister-law, she's 26.
Okay, so, and she's hot, right?
but she has no idea that you like,
so you took her panties.
Did you put them on in her room?
Or did you take them home with you?
No, I just tried them on.
I didn't.
For like five minutes,
I took them off right away.
Right.
And then when you went home,
did you like use that thought
to get yourself off?
Is that what happened?
Right.
That's right, yeah.
Interesting.
So I just wonder, like,
what do you,
what do you consider?
Because I don't even know, right?
Like, do you consider yourself
buy or maybe not because when you're imagining being with a guy you're not imagining being a guy with a guy right you're imagining yourself as a woman with a guy right
that's what yeah you know what it's i don't know i wouldn't consider myself as buy i guess because i would never have
sex with another guy just like that if it's just me and him you know but you would but if you were with
a woman and she was watching you would pretend you were her and you let the guy
screw you in the ass.
Yeah, and like I can, like, I can also imagine, like, me fucking hearing the ass while the other guy is fucking mean the ass.
You know what I mean?
Uh-huh.
So that's what you would really be into.
Yeah, yeah.
Otherwise, no, I would never do another guy, you know, it's like that.
And let me ask you this.
Is it just like the screwing that you would be into with a guy?
Would you imagine, like, do you ever, like, get into, like, him blowing you or you blowing him?
Is it oral, too, or just suck?
No.
It's just a sex.
Nothing or nothing gets in, nothing like that.
It's just a sex.
Right.
I wonder what you would be classified at.
I mean, listen, I know that there's no reason to sort of put labels on people.
So what does it really matter?
But I'm just wondering what that would be.
Like, because it even goes into like the whole like transgender thing.
Have you ever felt like a woman in other aspects or is it only when you're kind of like horned?
Not really.
Like I was like always curious like women clothes.
but I was never into that.
It's just the panninghold and the fannings, basically.
Right, but also the fantasy, though, as well of you being a woman and being, you know, screwed by the guy.
I guess that's no different.
Yeah.
Sorry, see, that's only the sex part.
I would never imagine myself as being a woman and just, you know, as actually living myself, living the life of a woman.
No, no, I totally get it right.
yeah it's just when you're in that mode it's just a sexual fantasy yeah exactly yeah and let me ask you
this since it's been like sort of brewing in you for a while is it something that you feel like
eventually one day you might want to live out or are you okay to sort of never live it out
and just like think about it every now and then well the with the guy saying that's i don't know
i don't have to think about that but i can imagine myself um being fucked by a woman with a strap on
I can see myself doing that.
Oh, okay.
Because, listen, obviously,
because you've been putting these things in your ass and, like, you're into it, right?
Like, you've realized that that's, like, an erogenous zone, right?
Which I think it is for a lot of people.
And you've been doing it.
Like, have you ever brought that up to your wife and ask her if she would be into it?
No, because she's very conservative.
So she'll never, I can tell you right now,
she'll, her answer would be no.
And she's like, she probably thinking I'm gay or something like,
Yeah, for sure.
I think that that's like, it's a weird thing.
I don't think a lot of women would be totally accepting of that.
And I think, even me, I'm going to be completely honest,
that if my guy came to you one day and was like,
I really want you to fuck me in the ass,
I might worry that there might be something else going on.
Because look it, in this situation, right?
She wouldn't, if she thought that you were gay,
she wouldn't necessarily be wrong.
It's not like she wouldn't be, okay, she wouldn't be totally wrong.
right, right, because you're not gay, but you do have
nice secret fantasies, right, about
being with another man, with a woman, all this stuff that she doesn't know about,
right? So it does sort of
mean that there's something else going on, maybe that
you're not being fulfilled. And so the woman might be a little
intimidated and think like, oh no, like, what if he wants something
more than I could give him, which is like the real deal, right?
Which is a dick and a guy and whatever, you know, so yeah,
You probably should never bring it up to her, right?
But I just wonder.
I just wonder if I talk to you when you're 38,
and if you're still married to her and you still have a terrible sex life,
if you're still at that point you're like doing this shit behind her back, right?
Because that's what eventually could happen.
Do you, your sex with her, right, is like really bad.
So the way that you satisfy yourself, I'm assuming,
is just like through all this like fantasy stuff, I'm like jerking off.
Like I'm thinking for some reason that you don't cheat on your wife, right?
Well, I told you, actually I did with my horse.
You didn't tell me.
Oh, that story when you said Abu, that was when you were married?
I didn't know that that was when you were married.
Yeah, yeah.
You didn't tell me that?
I was married.
Oh, you did?
Oh, yeah.
I forgot.
No, you forgot to tell me that.
Yeah, yeah.
I forgot to you that far.
Yeah, well, you know what it is.
You know that you were, so maybe you forgot to give me that specific detail.
Oh, you were married.
So you were married.
How many years into your marriage was this?
I would say about three years.
Oh, okay.
So it was early on probably when the sex was still okay.
Listen, I'm like a fucking computer chip in my mind.
You told me that you've been with her for a very long time
and the sex has only been bad for a couple of years.
So I'm assuming that this was when things were pretty okay with your wife, right?
well that time from uh i remember actually that time we had a rough badge and you know she wouldn't
talk to me for months so it's you know i needed someone to talk to and then you know one thing
once like it's another thing so right oh so wait so why didn't your wife talk to you for months
that's like really weird my mother used to be like that like i mean who gets doesn't talk to someone
for month like meaning like she got mad at you for something and then just didn't talk to you
Yeah, and just she was going through a lot of things to her
Like herself with her family and stuff
And so I guess it's all built up
And you know, she's the kind of person
That's you know, when you fight with her
She's, she doesn't talk to you, she'll leave you alone
And I'm the kind of person that when I'm mad
And, you know, I need her to talk to me
I don't want her to just, you know, shove me and leave me alone
You know, I get very mad
Right, but that's what you both play out
you're both opposites right unfortunately that's what sometimes happens the people the thing that we
don't want the most is who we marry exactly you know as we all we all deal with that shit so um so she
doesn't want to talk you're like me i'm that same way like i want to get things talked about
communicate and move on right i can't sweep it underneath the table um so you yeah i'm i'm the kind
of guy that that you know like speaking to talk about things you know it tries to talk about but
She's the kind of person that just, you know, it's not leaving alone.
You know, I show people on and I thought.
I don't talk to no one.
Right.
And so you started to like with this coworker.
She was just like friendly with you at work.
How did it, what was that first time like?
How did it go from like being friends?
Did it happen slowly?
I'm assuming like first it was like flirting and then I mean, how did it go from you guys
being friends and coworkers?
I'm assuming she knew you were married to you guys like cheating on your wife
behind your wife's back.
yeah she knew i was married and it started actually um we started flirting and then
you know just she's like you know we can she actually mentioned she can you know we can be
friends of benefits if you like and because yeah she's actually just she just really laid out for me
and she was going through actually she's that time she just she divorced her husband
so she needed someone just to fuck you know
So I'm like, you know what?
That actually works out for both of us.
Exactly.
And so how long?
And where would, first of all, where was the first time that you had sex?
Like, where did you guys do it?
Actually, that was in her car.
I was just going to say,
cheating sex with people that are married is always in the car.
It's so hilarious.
Like, I just feel like there's so many cars right now that have, like,
adults in them screwing in the bag.
Because they, you know, they can't go home because they're married.
Like, I just, I don't know.
There's something that's really funny about that to me.
So it was in her car?
Yeah, her car.
And is that where you guys did it all the time, her car or your car?
Yeah, exactly.
I didn't want to go to any hotels or any hotels because I was just scared.
I might see someone, you know, someone I know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
You're smart.
You never know.
Yeah, uh-huh.
And you never was stupid and, like, brought her home or went to, like, did you ever go to her house?
Because she was divorced.
Did she live alone?
No, because she lived with her sister.
Oh, okay.
So she was, yeah, she didn't want to get to her place neither.
So I'm like, okay, well, just, you know, we'll do it in your car then.
And so how long did that affair last?
A few months, I would say about three, four months.
And then why did it stop?
I guess we both kind of got attached to each other.
so yeah so I decided you know what I think she stops us because it's you know
it might go ugly oh okay so she got attached to you and you also got attached to her
that's right yeah and you were smart enough like you saw that happening and you didn't want
to leave your wife so you were the one that said let's stop or did she say let's stop
uh well i i'm the one who was who stopped actually because you know i honestly i couldn't leave my wife
and you know
I told her you know
we have to stop this and
she's like okay
and that was it
that was it yeah
and then she obviously she
found another job
so she moved somewhere else
so I didn't see her since then
oh okay how long after you guys
stopped having sex did she get another job
I would say
oh you mean after she
after you guys ended after you guys ended right
what was going on between you guys.
When did she leave the company?
Oh, like a few weeks.
Do you think it was because of you?
No, actually, she found a better job, a better paying job.
That's why she left.
Yeah, but I don't care.
Like, do you think she was, like, freaked out
and she couldn't work with you anymore?
No.
I'm pretty sure that's not what it was.
No?
Okay.
So anyway, so your wife never found out?
No, she didn't.
Okay, so how come you haven't cheated on her senses?
because obviously you don't feel bad like you're okay not that you're okay with it right but like
you know you have done it and whatever right and yeah now that the sex is like really bad
is it that the opportunity hasn't presented itself to you or is it that you're like against it right now
in your life because you're not being satisfied at home right it's you know what I'm not against it
just I don't have time for it that's a problem right exactly right if you met somebody
like that other girl that was like hey
like on your way to work you could stop
at my house like or whatever like someone that
made it sort of very easy for you
maybe you kind of would right
exactly yeah usually
it's hard for me after you know
to do something after work is
I actually have to pick up my kid after work
and it's you know it's almost impossible
do something right
so when it's right but that so that girl at your
job was perfect because like would you guys go out on
your break or like lunch break and do it or like
right after work really quick?
Usually after work, yeah.
Like really quick, and then you'd go home?
Yeah, because I would just tell my life I'm staying late, basically.
See all you have been out there listening to this podcast
when your husband tells you he's staying late from work, you might have to wonder.
Yeah.
Yeah, so basically that was the only way I actually have sex with her.
I was after work.
And weekends, I would usually go with my friends sometimes.
And even then it would be kind of hard because she didn't live close.
Right, right.
So where are you out with your wife now?
Like, I mean, like, is it just like you just plan on staying with her for the rest of your life
and you're just okay with the bad sex?
Have you, like, have you guys talked about it?
Have you tried to work things out or make it better?
Well, I've tried, but she's.
she's not trying
I even told her let's go
she's a therapist
but she's like no
you know
but right now we're actually
we're okay
but when it comes to sex
it's pretty bad actually
and why do you think it's bad
just been with her for so long
and you say that she's like
super conservative
and maybe she's not into trying
different things
or is it just like it's run its course
like what do you think
well
I think it's because she doesn't want to try
any new things
she's not you know
I think that's the main problem.
If she was open to other things,
then the sex would be much better.
Right, because you've been there, done that.
I mean, how much can you do the regular stuff, right, after so many years?
Like, is she open to, like, toys and stuff like that at all?
Maybe not just on you, but, like, on her?
On her, well, we've tried a few times.
She's open to toys, but she's not into Aena, which is actually kind of my favorite thing, too.
Even with her, right?
That, like, you love that.
What do you use?
Now, let me ask you this.
Do you pleasure yourself anally like all the time?
Basically, whenever I can, yeah.
Right.
Well, that's sort of figuring.
I mean, if you're, that's like your thing, right?
And you really like it, right?
What do you use?
Do you use her toys?
Well, no.
She doesn't have any toys right now, but she, I would use like, I don't know, like a small bottle,
whatever I can find, basically.
A bottle?
Aren't you afraid?
What if that breaks in your ass?
Oh my God, I'm afraid for you.
Because that's like a, what kind of bottle?
No, usually like a plastic bottle, like a small plastic bottle.
Oh, okay.
Mm-hmm.
Or sometimes actually vegetables like a cucumber.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
And so you, listen, this is the shit that people do.
There is not a doubt in my mind that you, there are tons of people listening to have done the same shit male and female.
Okay.
So don't be shy about it.
to me it's like really interesting because
I'm sure
you're not the only one especially with stuff
like a lot of people that can't fulfill
their fantasies out in real life like I mean there's
a lot of things that you could do
like with things right
like why not right there's probably a lot of young people
who haven't been able to have sex yet right
and they can't find somebody
are doing these same things because they can
because this is little cucumbers
cucumber's kind of like a dick
you know what I mean like
yeah
Like, so I mean, you know, I was going to say when you said a bottle, I was going to be like, did you ever use vegetables?
Because that's what people would use, right?
So you use that?
What else?
That's, yeah, that's actually basically.
Actually, I even, one time I even used a dildo.
Mm-hmm.
Right.
I actually bought a dildo.
Mm-hmm.
Did you throw that shit out right after or did you keep it hidden for a while?
you know I kept her hidden for a few days and then I just threw it out because I was scared
like what if she finds her and then you know oh my god yeah that wouldn't be good
why can't you do why can't you but then you'd have to really wash it a lot like why can't
you buy her one right she's not into that for herself uh I was thinking about that but then
I'm like you know what she probably is pleasure herself and she doesn't need me anymore
yeah but look at look at what you're doing behind her back I mean come on no she it's just like
listen, she might be, I don't know, have you ever looked through her drawers?
Maybe she's going to call me tomorrow and tell me all the shit she does behind your back.
I mean, you just don't know.
I've been through her drawers, actually, because I was curious, and no, she doesn't have any toys.
No.
No.
Unless she hides somewhere else, I don't know.
But, yeah, so far from what I know, but she doesn't have any toys.
She's not hiding.
Do you know what kind of porn she watches?
She actually told me she watched like black guys
Oh interesting did you know
Did you see the one I posted yesterday and the girl who got gang bang by
By Blachabond guys
You know what?
Yeah
I thought of title but I haven't listened to it yet
Yeah that's just like a regular white girl that was married and got a pass from her husband
And I mean that's what she was really into
So interesting that all these people
Yeah, so really if you buy her one
That's really big is probably what she would really want
But then she'd never be satisfied by you ever
Yeah, absolutely yeah
But you know what?
Yeah
Sorry, go ahead
No, you go ahead
Okay, it's not like we have
You know, sex every day
But still, I don't know
I'm still kind of worried about that kind of stuff
Listen, you said you do it once every two weeks, right?
Yeah.
And that's it.
That's right.
That's pretty much it, yeah.
And now when you're using these things like up your ass,
like the bottles and the cucumbers,
do you like throw that stuff out?
Are they stuff that you have around the house?
Like, are you ever afraid that she sees you, like,
taking a cucumber from, like, the refrigerator
into, like, a room someplace?
Like, when does that go down?
Is she, like, sleeping?
No, no, I saw that right away.
I don't even keep it.
Do you go to the store,
or these are ones that she picked up at the store
you which she doesn't even know or do you buy them usually have no usually these are the ones to
we actually have in the sledge so and so you just take them you use it like is she sleeping like
where is she when you're doing this well usually um when when i'm home alone where there's nobody
home see this is the stuff that makes it's so interesting to me because like people don't know
that they're married to someone right now
who's like who does this shit behind
their back right
there's the women out there that doesn't know that
their brother-in-laws are stealing
their panties like all this stuff
goes down right
and it's not even like you know
I mean probably if I was sitting next to you in a coffee
shop you probably are just like a regular
dude right like
nobody would ever believe
right like your friends
or your family if they knew this stuff
Would they believe it or do they think you're as conservative as she is?
No, you know what?
They would never guess, to be honest with you.
No, right?
No, no, they would never guess.
Yeah, I mean, like, how does, so, like, what about, like, the anal stuff?
Like, does anyone know about that or am I the only one?
Like, is this the only time you've ever talked about it?
Does anyone know about that?
No, you're the first one, Nash, to know about it.
Right.
And so where do you think that goes?
So do you feel like maybe it'll just remain a fantasy for the rest of your life?
You know, I think it's, I don't know, I tried going on Craigslist and, you know,
having someone, finding someone who actually would wear a panos for me and, you know,
having someone actually, you know, that's permanently there, so I can talk to and, you know,
someone who's sending me pictures too, but it's hard, though.
I can't.
I think it's one of the things that I'm going to have to keep it from.
myself for the rest of my life.
How come? Because you don't
think that you could get away with it? Because your
wife? Well, no,
it's, yeah, with my wife, too, because I don't think I'll
ever actually divorce,
because just
actually, I love her, and it's, I don't know,
besides the sex, I...
Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. You wait,
say that again, I went down to the volume. You said you love her, yeah?
Yeah, like, I love her.
everything else is okay between me and her
it's just a sex so I don't
I don't see myself leaving her
right totally so what you'll
just do maybe is like cheat on the
side I mean
or just continue yeah
yeah and
assuming I find someone else
you know someone I can you know have friends
with benefits but I don't know right now
it's kind of hard finding someone
we're having the time for it too
what kind of ads have you put on Craigslist
well I just basically I
what I said is that, you know, I'm a married man,
and I'm just looking for someone who's willing to
send me pictures of them wearing fanny holes.
Or even, like, talk.
I don't even mind having someone thought.
Basically, like, a pen pal, but with benefits.
Right, right, totally.
And how, did you get anybody good through that?
No, actually, I had this one, actually was a,
it turned out to be a guy,
pretending to be a woman.
And I'm like, you know what, you know, I don't even waste time with it because, you know, I'm not gay, so.
Right.
But you're only, if he had a girl with him, though, then it would be a different story.
But really what you wanted was a woman.
Would you ever, what I'm saying is would you ever go looking for the guy thing or maybe the, you know, I don't know.
I think you have to try to, I think you still, though, you know, have to try to work on your wife maybe.
I mean, I don't know.
There's a lot of conservative people out there that have a freak flag.
Like, you really think she's not into anything else, like, at all?
Yeah, I think the problem is she doesn't have a six drive.
I think that's the main problem.
How old is she, though?
She's young.
Yeah, she was 30.
She's two years older than me.
So why doesn't she have one?
Is she on the pill?
No, nothing.
You know what it is?
I think it's, um, she's,
I think the way she was raised because, like, her parents, they go, like, they go to church a lot, and, you know, she's very, like, religious, too at the same time.
Let me ask you this.
Did she make you wait until you guys were married to have sex, or did she have sex with you before?
No, she actually, I convinced her to have sex, but it was a one-time thing only.
Wow.
Yeah.
That was before actually got married.
Yeah.
So for two years you dated her, you guys did, let me ask you this,
because this always blows my mind with these really religious people.
Like, they'll do everything, right, else, but they just will let you go.
Right.
So she would get totally naked with you and do everything else, let you go down on her.
She'd blow you.
Yet she would never let you have sex with her.
No, she wouldn't blow me.
It's just like she would let me finger her, but that's about it.
Okay, well, I have more respects.
I have more respect for that then.
then she really because like to me is like these people that are like oh i am a virgin i won't let anyone
fuck me but like they're blowing people like i'm sorry i think a dick in your mouth is a lot more degrading
you know well even yeah well even until this day she wouldn't blow me she did maybe like and all these
years we were married she actually maybe she you know she blew me like twice maybe that's oh my god
no one your your sex life i should be bad like 10 years
ago. I can't believe it's only bad now. Wow. Thank God. Honestly, I have to say she's really
lucky that you have all these secret desires keeping you. Because if you were just like a regular guy
that just was horny just for women and you couldn't because like listen the stuff that you're
kind of into like you know this anal thing and stuff like you could like pleasure yourself right
and you could sort of make that fantasy reality for yourself behind your back. But if you are
straight up just into women and you really just wanted to blow up, there would be no
way for you to do that yourself. You would be
cheating on her left and right. So,
she's kind of lucky that you have these weird
fantasies that you have on the side,
you know, because they keep,
you could sort of go there in your mind
with them and have fun and
satisfy yourself. So, you know,
you don't sort of feel the dissatisfaction
as much that you actually have going down
with your girl because, I mean, two blow jobs in like
your whole marriage, I mean, you've got to be kidding you.
That's right, yeah.
That's why I said, too, if I find all these things, all these things, all these things, you know, doing to myself, I'm like, you know, I would just, why would go nuts?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, first of all, she, she's never going to, she's never going to, yeah.
I don't think that, I mean, at this point it'd be just good if you just got her into blow jobs.
Forget about all the other stuff.
Well, even that she, but you know what, to be honest, she's not even good at it.
Well, yeah, I think that there's something to that, like, I mean, it's like, I think that,
people that are good at her like to do it you know someone's just doing it for the guy or like you know
know and she's so inexperienced but she's like 30 years old it doesn't even know like she's kind of like a lost
cause so listen i mean i never really like promote cheating or anything but like eventually you're
just going to have no choice if you want to stay with her and you just do this shit on the side
and she's probably like the type of woman that'll never find out because she doesn't want to know
yeah yeah and you know what to be honest with you it doesn't have to be physical contact
I can have, like, you know, I can have someone talk to me online and send me pictures.
I'll be fine with that.
It doesn't, you know, it doesn't have to be something physical.
Right.
Just make sure, and I know that you would because you're like me, like that you don't leave that shit on your computer.
Like, you know, you have to have like a separate phone or something if you start doing that kind of stuff.
Like, you really have to keep that, you know, because that's the kind of stuff you could get busted for because it's all over your computer.
Oh, don't worry.
I'm actually in the IT industry.
so I know my stuff.
Don't worry about that.
Good thing.
She's not doing anything behind your back
because she'd never get away with it.
You would know for sure, right?
Oh, I know everything.
Don't worry.
I'm pretty when it comes to electronics,
so that's my thing.
Oh, okay, that's your specialty.
Okay, so then that's good.
So, like, literally, honestly, like, it's, like, so funny,
like everything that you're kind of into
and the stuff that you would,
like the stuff that you'd be happy with,
all sort of work into your life.
perfectly right so you know I think you'll have no problem finding it and you should so that you
because you want to stay with your wife you have kids and that's a good thing and I think it's like
really interesting your panty fetish I've never really heard that much about it it's interesting that
it sort of goes into other different areas I love to hear what I want as the part two if we do a part two
ever is like when you actually take that next step and maybe be
with the guy and the girl or something like in there because I feel like eventually somehow
you're just going to have to have that anal fantasy fulfilled somehow outside of just yourself.
I don't know.
But, you know, it could be 10 years from now.
But you know what?
To be honest, I would prefer my first, you know, fantasy would be having the woman fucking
with a strap on.
That would be my number one barri.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
No, I think that that would definitely be your first.
I think, and after you did that for a long time, then you would need the guy.
I think, though, that that's what you would do first.
And I would just be curious if that ever happens anytime soon.
You probably just don't have the time for it now.
That's another problem, too.
I don't have the time for it.
Yeah, but you're young.
You're very young.
And if you're going to stay with the same person, you're going,
listen, you've already, like, for being so young, right?
and for you've already
like dipped your toe in the pond
in many ways, right? You've already
cheated on her, you've already put
ads on Craigslist, like you've already sort of
gone down the path. So
it's just a matter of time before you do that
again, especially since you're not
going to be leaving her anytime soon.
Eventually, shit's going to go down again
with you. Somehow the opportunity is going to
present itself or you're going to do another ad
on Craigslist and this time you're going to find somebody
because that's just
what's going to happen.
well i'm hoping i'm going to find someone you know eventually but
see all you women are men out there that you're listening this is why people cheat in
relationships it's never like most of the time it's because like you know their needs are not
being met at home so you have to be you know you know on top of it you know what a friend of
mine told me you know you have to give your husband two things is food and sex if you don't
give them these two things that they're going to cheat on you you
I know. It's terrible. It's ridiculous.
And men are so horny all the time.
Just like, you know, to be honest with you, I don't feel bad cheating because, I mean, it's her own fault, too, because it's just, you know, I need sex.
I'm a guy, you know.
I have to have sex.
Totally.
No, this is why I believe, I talk about all the time is why I believe in polygamy.
I think every woman should have other women that live with her that could go take over for them so that they don't have to do it.
So, you know what I mean?
every day all the time I mean it's annoying I mean it just depends on where you're at in your life like for me there have been times when I were super horny that it would be great because my sex drive was equivalent to the man you know the last guy I was with he wanted to sex and all the time 24 so it's like it was not interested you know what I mean too much and like to me it's like no woman could ever satisfy that man it's like it's annoying you know I think a relationship has to be about it's like it's not interested you know I think a relationship has to be about
a lot of other things but I think that the good thing about your your relationship is that
it is like you actually I'm assuming because you've said it you have other part every other
part of your relationship with her is really good and the sex which is just a part of a
relationship it's not the whole relationship isn't that great so you're gonna get your needs met
elsewhere exactly yeah and yeah and I don't necessarily think that's bad even though a lot of
people listening to me thinks it is because sometimes what you can't I can't I can't
you hear that static sometimes you can't you know you're not going to change her right but you can't
change yourself and you want to stay with her so what are you supposed to do what's this what's the
what's the right thing i you know i think people would be like you have to leave or that you have to go
to there you know you've tried even to go to therapy and she doesn't want to so you know what can you
do yeah exactly i've you know i've tried all options and you know she doesn't she doesn't so you're
just going to keep using her cucumbers
Yeah, exactly.
And she's just not going to have all her ingredients for the salad for dinner the next day.
She has no idea why.
I'm not trying to use a lot.
I try to use only once.
But let me ask you this, and then I have to go.
Have you ever used the last one?
No, no, no, never.
No?
What happens if you're so horny and you're dying to do it?
and then you go down, there's only one there.
What do you do?
I try to find something else.
Right, then you'll use something else.
Yeah, because I told you're very paranoid about these things.
Right, so you won't use the last one.
No, I know.
Oh, my God, you're so funny.
I totally understand how your mind works.
My mind works the same way.
Okay, Ryan, thanks so much for calling in.
This was, like, really interesting.
It never amazes me, like, no matter how long I've been.
been doing this and no matter how many people I talk to, there's always something new for me to learn.
It was so interesting, the panty hose thing.
And then everything else that it led into.
So keep me posted on what happens.
Hopefully you'll never get busted cheating or doing any of your stuff.
But I don't think that you will because I think you're five steps ahead of people.
And that's the good, that's the reasons why you won't get busted.
If I was going to cheat too because I'm not a cheater or any of those things, I wouldn't get caught either.
Right.
You know, I'm very careful.
Yeah.
I was going to say, and I was hoping that, you know, maybe one day I can actually find someone through your show that's actually linked to Sanjol.
Okay, well, you know.
Okay, so listen up, people, if you're listening and you're just looking for someone.
He doesn't even need to meet you in person.
It does, so if you're married or you're dating someone, you have this secret thing or you're, like, into it as much as he would.
And you just want sort of an online, right, situation.
That's pretty easy and risk-free, right, with you, you know, write me.
Exactly.
Write me and I'll send them on to you, Ryan.
Okay, so write me at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com.
Tell me you're interested in hooking up with Ryan and I'll put you in touch with him.
Okay?
Is that cool?
All right.
That's cool.
Thank you so much for taking me.
Yeah, no.
Thank you so much for calling in.
It was like, it was great.
I'll send you link when it's up.
keep me posted if anything new goes down.
I will, I will definitely keep you posted.
All right.
Thanks, Ryan, from Canada.
All right, thank you.
Bye.
Take care.
Bye.
Bye, bye, bye.
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