Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 306 - 007 and his Girlfriend are Planning their First Threesome

Episode Date: October 21, 2019

007 recently found a girlfriend and they're about to have their first threesome and he calls in to talk all about it. How did he got her into it? How many times has he done it before? What are the rules he has to abide by and how does he feel about them? Tune in to find out plus hear all about how and why he plans on breaking one of the rules, the do's and don'ts of a threesome, tips on how to make a girl squirting and a whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous Podcast. Strictly anonymous podcast. Conversations with online strangers. We place ads online. The Craigslist is definitely like the gift that keeps on giving. Real people respond. You go to Sanopause, Thailand. You can't not do it.

The temptation is just too much. Your friend know that you're banging her or no. No, he has no idea. And anything goes. The motto of the show, let your freak flag fly. Probably the only good advice I'll ever give you is to rehire. your whips and chain. Here is your host, Kathy. Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy. If you want to follow the strictly

anonymous podcast on Instagram or Twitter, follow the show at Strict Anonymous. You want to be on the show. You could write me at Strictly Anonymous podcast at e-mail.com and I'll have you on the show. I'm always looking for callers. I advertise on Craigslist, a Jill Friend, Finer, and lately I've been getting a lot of emails from people who listen and I have them on the show. So I'm going to mention it all the time now. So people will continue to write in and so I can get guests that way as well.

Today I have on a guy who's been on the show before. He was one of my first callers. His name was 007 and it was something like double, like in the beginning when he called, the first time he called it was something like his problem was like he was cocky and he couldn't get girls or he thought he couldn't get girls because he was cocky. It sounded like some bullshit problem.

I didn't even know if he was lying actually because he sort of double talk. on it but he was telling the truth he's a funny guy I liked him it was a good podcast if you want to go listen to it um but I had advertised again in his city on craigslist and it turns out that this 007 guy is always on craigslist or so I guess because it's like over a year later and he replied to my ad again he was like one of the first people to reply and he was like oh my god I did this podcast before I'd love to be back on to have an update so he hasn't updated and it's a good update it's a lot more interesting than he's an egomaniac or he's cocky or whatever he's actually not really I think he's a

cool guy. I think he's kind of funny. He's got that Cirque thing going on. He's just like a funny dude. But he his deal is he's dating because I was like what the hell are you doing on Craigslist again? You know, he's always on Craigslist as seems because what are the odds that he'd see my ad you know, again

over a year later? He's on there looking because this guy 007 now has a girlfriend and they are looking to do a threesome. So we talk all about that. That's what we get into and it's interesting. We also talk about anal sex and squirting. I think those are two other main topics that somehow we get into it because 007 has a freaky side and he and we get

into it so it's a good podcast the thing I want to bring up but just I don't know my friend brought this up what we were I went to the movies today and I wanted to um give out a like a public service announcement about what you should do and what you should not do at the movie theater I went and saw that movie train wreck today which was very good there was a person literally eating fruit, like a banana. That is disgusting. I think eating bananas in the privacy of your own home is gross, let alone next to somebody who doesn't want to smell your fucking banana in a movie theater.

I have an aversion to bananas and people that eat them, just so you know. If, like, I went on a date with a guy and he pulled out a banana and he started to eat it, I think I would get, that would be like a deal breaker. Like, for sure. I went on a bike ride recently with a guy, and in the middle of it, he's like, oh, let's pull over I want to eat my tangerine. He had a tangerine in his pocket. I was really freaked out. I think that's really weird. And I don't know if this guy likes me. I don't think he does. We're just kind of friends. But if he did, and I sort of liked him or I was teetering,

I would have teetered to the other side. Like no fucking way, not a chance in hell. No guy who carries fruit. Any guy that carries fruit in his pocket is gross. That's gross. It's so gross. And don't bring fruit to a movie. First of all, that's not fun. Second of all, it's gross, and nobody wants to smell it or hear you eating a mushy banana in your mouth. I think I'm, like, dysfunctional because I think my hatred for bananas comes from something about my father, for sure, because I have such an aversion and a thing about it that I'm actually talking about it right now. So don't do that at the movies. Don't bring fruit to the movies. Don't bring Italian food to the movies. Don't bring Chinese food to the movies. Don't bring anything to the movies.

Buy popcorn or whatever they have at the movies. That's it. That's all you're allowed to eat. I bring water to the movies. Is that bad? I don't think that that's bad. I do bring my own water because I like room temperature or water. And I don't eat my popcorn until the movie starts. And that's not a rule that I think people should do. It's not right or wrong. It's just it's smart. And my nephews agree with me. Okay. When I go with my nephews, now I have them so trained that when they go with other people, they don't eat their popcorn until the minute the movie starts. So I don't even know if this whole rant about the movie theater makes sense, but I'm just going to leave it in. I'm not going to edit it out. and I'm going to be right back on with 007. You're on the Strictly anonymous podcast again. Glad to be back. Yeah. So I re-listened to your podcast the other night. The crazy thing, and I'm going to explain this to my listeners,

because I'll probably say this in the intro too, but I do that way later. But the whole thing is, is I post ads right on Craigslist. You responded a long time ago when I first did it, and we did a podcast. And then I recently did another one in your city. I'm not going to name that city,

because I'm, you know, it's strictly anonymous. Nobody gives it. Whatever. It doesn't matter. But, um, and you saw the ad again. And it was, it was meant to be. It was all in the stars. Either that or you're on Craigslist all the time.

No, no, no, no. Um, no, no, the funny thing is, is I don't think I've advertised in that city. I think there's only the two times, this time and the time that you responded. You were one of the first podcast I tape. Like, you were like episode 8. eight or something and 007 called in because he claimed that his friends thought he was an egomaniac or some shit like that right and then i'm going to yeah pretty much yeah and then so when you emailed me you're like hey i was on your guy's show i need to be back on there's a lot more going on

and i don't know what a lot more is and we're going to get into that because i didn't ask you because anyway i just like to for things to unravel on the show anyway but um when i re-listened to your episode, I really thought, and I called you out on this on the episode, so if anyone wanted to listen to it and think the same thing. I thought it was like a bullshit problem. I thought you were bullshit, maybe. Because your whole thing was like, oh, I'm an egomaniac.

And my friends think that's why I can't get girls. But then you had all these stories about girls breaking your heart. And it was very confusing. I don't know. I remember finding you, I told you I wanted to just shake you. Like you were very confusing to me. Yeah, I know. You're also very confusing with schedule.

but that's another story. So, you know, maybe you're just like a double talker. I don't know. And that's just how you know. No, no, no. Everything, everything is true. I wasn't making anything else. Okay. So first of all, I want to ask you, okay, because you found me on Craigslist once and called

into the show and it had nothing to do. Like, most of, I put ads in the casual encounters department, like, the department, right? So that's where you find me, right? So what are you looking for in those sections of Craigslist? My thing is, well, you're trying to find that special person, you know, why not have fun and what you're looking for that person, right? I mean, that's just the way I see it. I don't think there's anything bad. Listen, my show, I don't know if you look through the other episodes.

I know that you finally listen to it. Did you listen to your episode? Yeah, no, I did. I was laughing the whole time. Oh, my God, I was, I think you're kind of funny. I think I said that on the show. It was pretty hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing.

Yeah, exactly. But I don't know if you look at the titles of all the other things. I mean, people totally let their freak flag fly. on my show because it's anonymous. You're 007. I don't know who the fuck you are. The only thing I know is your phone. People call me from unblocked numbers.

I give out my number. I don't really care. One time there was somebody that called into my show. I don't keep track of who's who with their numbers. And the same for some person who had called me at some point on my podcast, sending me dick picks and shit like that. I know exactly. And I just block them from my phone.

It's that easy. So I'm not afraid to give out my number. It's not that big deal. You know, so I have your number. I know what's a video. you're from, but I don't know anything else about you. As far as I'm considered, you're 007 and you have some sort of ego problem, which we, I think we solved.

I don't even think you really do have an ego problem. But I want to know if there's anything more going on because you're constantly on Craigslist looking for chicks. Now, I mean, come on, you're a young guy, right? How old are you? I'm going to turn 29. Yeah, you're 29 years old. Most guys that are 29 are on, like, you know, OK, Cupid and plenty of fish and Tinder, right?

All that shit. Like, what are you doing at Craigslist? Are you looking for hookers? Are you looking for hookups? No. What are you looking for? Actually, I've never been with a hooker before, believe it or not. Well, maybe you just don't have the money for it.

I don't know. Why? That is messed up. Well, you're young. You're only 29. No, I don't need it. I don't need it. But actually, no, it's just there's a reason why I'm on there.

But one of the biggest up page is that I'm currently taking. You're dating someone? Yeah. Okay, but so what are you doing on Craigslist if you're dating someone? It's actually a mutual thing. We're both looking for something. Oh, okay, wait. So you're dating a girl, a girl, right?

Okay, okay. I was looking for another twist. I was hoping maybe he said like a dude or transgender? No, no. Okay. None of that. Okay, so you hooked up with a girl. How long you've been dating her for?

It's going to be six months. actually. Okay, and so now you guys are looking to bring another chick into the mix or another dude into the mix? Another chick. Another chick into the mix. And so you're on Craigslist looking for a girl to have a threesome with you and you're a girl?

Exactly. Oh, okay. I think because I was going to say, you know, I think on, because every time I put an ad on Craigslist I have to put it in a section, right? And they're broken up. They're like men for men, Channies for men, women for men. You

You know, it's all that kind of stuff. And I think the one that you signed up for or you just saw, I think I put woman for man-man or WWMM. I don't know. So, no, it was, I think, woman for a male woman. Right, and that's what you were exactly looking for. And there you go. Then you answered your own question like that.

That's crazy that I just, like, put the bait out there and I caught you twice. That's crazy. It really is kind of funny. But Craigslist is definitely the place to. I totally, listen, I remember all of my. callers. I love all the people I talk to. I've done this. You're like my, this is like I've done maybe 82 episodes

so far I think I'm up to. So, and I remember every single one of them and I remember every single person. Very well. I'm a people person and I really like talking to people. That's why I do this. I don't get paid to do this shit. Like I do this for fun. Like this is actually fun to me. So and the questions I ask, like I really ask it

because I just want to know. I don't have anything written down. You know, I'm like having real conversations with real people and it's interesting to me and I retain that kind of shit. I don't retain people's names, like real names and stuff like that, because it's not important. But I remember a lot of stuff. I mean, I re-listen to the podcast just to make sure I remembered everything. But I totally remembered you.

And you had like, you know, it was like a simple problem. It was like, oh, my friends think I'm too cocky and I can't get a girl. But now you have a girl. How did you get that girl? Does she like your cockiness? Actually, she does, but she always, she's constantly telling me that I'm a dick. She's over there. Oh, you're such a big.

Oh, but she loves it. She likes it. She loves it. You know, it works out. Yeah. Is her dad a dick? Probably. I like douchebags.

I'm because my dad was one. I mean, it's just the way that women roll. You know, her dad was probably a little kind of dicky, too, or cocky or whatever it is that you do with girls, and she probably dig that. No, and again, no, her dad's more on the geeky side, definitely. Yeah, but you don't know if he was a dick to her. True, true, true. know that.

You know what I mean? But yeah, it's, well, since I last called you, you know, pretty much things still stayed the same. Girls still think I'm basically cocky and whatnot. But, you know, I got, you know, I get what I can, when I can.

Yeah, but I'm sorry. I just don't like, and I had another guy on, I think. I don't know if it was you that I went to the big argument about it, but I just don't believe that girls don't like, that girls don't like cocky guys girls do like cocky guys okay

especially younger girls okay so I don't know why you claim to like that that's actually a problem for you all right let me put it to you this way I they like me for the night but that's about it oh my god you sound like a girl

like he no no I'm sure yeah right kind of little but not like they want to fuck me but like you're fuckable but not datable pretty much because I think I'm much of an asshole, which I still think that I'm not. Like they think you have too much of a player? Exactly.

That's exactly what it is. And they assume. They don't like get, you know, they don't give me the chance to, like, get to know me and whatnot. But, you know, this guy should be given me the chance. And actually, she's pretty cool with her happy situation with the current situation. So, you know, it's going well so far, you know. But how, you know, how did it get to the point where you guys want to, like, hang out,

like, you know, fuck other girls together? Like, who brought that up? We actually met through a friend. Okay. And, you know, like, at first, we kind of butted heads. You know, sometimes you go on a date and you kind of butt heads with somebody. But for some reason, with some reason, we ended up going on the second, third, and then fourth date. And then, I don't know, which has got along.

Like, the more time we spend together, the more we get along, you know? Yeah, you guys probably like that. But you guys probably both have feisty personalities in that, like, work for you. We do. I remember listening to my first podcast with you the other day, and I suggested that you get a more feisty girl that would like that banter that you wanted. All my friends said exactly the same thing. You said, they're like, oh, she's a little feisty one.

I'm like, I know, right? And usually, this is a weird part because 99% of the time, if I would have met a girl, I would have been to a fuck out of it. I'm not going to, you know, put up with your shit. But for some reason, I don't know. I still like this girl. I don't know. Well, I think that's the perfect kind of girl for your person.

personality because you're like this weird mix of a concoction that like you know you're kind of a nice guy but you kind of like that banter back and forth I think and I think the cocky thing is a part of your charm it's not really real I think you're really nice guy deep down inside I am yeah totally if I told you what I did for a living you would probably melt I know you do something because this is this is all I know about you and I'm not outing you like I said because you're 007 right yeah 29 that's basically the stats that we got But you say you have clients late at night and like you're either a callboy or you're. No, no, no. I know. Or, no, this is the real thing. Or you're like helping crippled people or homeless people or something like really nice. Am I right? You're on the right track.

Yeah. Right. Something like that. Right. And you work. And I get that from you. I got that the first time. I always, that's, I knew like you.

So that's why though it's confusing to women because some women aren't smarter. enough to sort of see past the stuff that you put out when you're just like rapping with a girl. That is very true. Yeah. And then some people, some of your other girls that all got to know you and they all saw the good side and they just weren't into a nice guy because you actually are a nice guy. You're kind of like do a bait and switch. You're like, you're this cocky guy, but then you're like really nice.

So, you know, you have to find the right girl because some girls just like one or the other. But you're kind of like a mix of both. But really what you're a deep downside is a nice guy and you needed a good girl. that would give you, but you also needed a run for your money too. I knew you needed a feisty girl. You know what? And it's funny you say that because I, if you would have asked me the same question,

you know, a year ago, I would have been like, hell no. You know, I want who I want. But it just turns out that it goes, you know, as feisty as me or maybe a little bit more, and actually we're good right now, you know, so it's pretty interesting because I would have never thought I would have been dating somebody like that. Right. And you guys don't, well, because you're a nice guy, right? And nice guys are actually the best with feisty girls.

Do you understand? You know, I do, but it's just weird because I never would have thought that would have been happening to me, you know. I know, well, welcome to the land of being almost 30, okay? Because in your 20s, you think you know everything. And then you turn like, you're about to turn 30 and you get a little older and you realize you know. Yeah, your last year of knowing fucking everything. You're like you're on the brink of realizing you don't know shit. You're going to figure out a lot of stuff about yourself that you'd be like, oh my God, I totally didn't know anything.

Okay, so yeah, that's just normal. But you're growing up and how old is she? She's older than I am actually. That's cool. How old is she? 32. Okay, that's great. That's not that much older, but in your age, that's way older.

Well, I mean, not two years, like a little under two years, but, you know, it's not that big of a difference. Right. Okay. So now get to the point. where you guys are dating, so you're dating, like you guys don't get along at first, but then you keep going out and you get along actually much better now. Like now you don't clash, right?

Like you get along well, right? We don't class as much as we used to, but we, you know, we have a little, you know, headpotting, but definitely not as much as we used to. Because, you know, we're still trying to get to know each other. Yeah, totally. I used to say when I was younger, when you're older, it's different,

and I'm way older than you, and it's like you get to know someone really fast. But when you're younger, it takes, I always think about eight months to really know somebody. That's when you typically have like your first big fight and stuff like that, you know, because in the beginning you could

like, you know, it's just like the honeymoon period and then you have that. And if you could last, if you, I always felt like the relationships that could last past that eight month mark. Oh, then they last like a couple of years, you know, or most people break up like eight months to a year. So you're almost at the place where you're going to have your

first big ass fight. And it's probably going to be after she sees you fuck the other girl that you guys pick up on Craigslist. You had to say that, didn't you? I'm just joking. Jesus. You know what? We might have to do the third show.

I can't wait. Oh yeah, I can't wait to you guys bring the third girl. You know what? I don't want to be a frequent flower on your show. I like your show, but I don't want to be a frequent fly. Why not? You know, they say, no, listen.

No, I'm not. They say things come in three, okay? Listen, who, listen, don't worry about it. You could get past the fight, even if it happened. You can work through it. This is what you have to, though. This is what I'm going to warn you about it, and what you really need, because as the man in this situation, you should tread a little, like, very carefully, okay? All right.

In this threesome situation, because I've seen relationships break up if you don't have a strong enough foundation going in. But a lot of people can totally, you know, handle it. I don't know enough about her yet, and I have to ask some questions. So is she totally by, been with other women? done this before like what's her deal? Yeah, she's done it. Well, she's done it before but not completely. Like she's hooked up with girls. She hooked up with, you know, a few girls, but not in a, like, she told me she's had a three-thrued, but not completely.

I don't know what the hell she means by that, but she said she never really went all out. So she probably never like went down on the girl. Like maybe she didn't really do so much with the girl, but was it with a guy? It was with two girls and a guy? Yeah. And was it with a guy she was dating? You know what? She didn't even tell me. And you know what?

I didn't want to know. I don't want to know. Right. Because that would freak you. Because I want to get a little jealous. Right. Mm-hmm. Right.

So think about, okay, but think about that. Think about what you just said, right? You just said, I don't know. I don't want to get. And you're the guy in the situation, right? She's a girl, right? Imagine how she's going to feel if she sees you doing something with another girl. I don't know.

Like, she thinks she can handle it? Mm-hmm. I think so because we've been. this cousin just for like the past I want to say three months. Okay. And I'm like, listen, I'm like, I definitely want to do this and I came back. I'm like, are you sure you want to do this? Because

I told it, even if you have the slightest doubt, I'm willing to forego it. I don't care. You know, if it's going to make you uncomfortable, then I won't do it. And she's like, no, let's do it, let's do it. I definitely want to do it. I'm like, all right, if you're sure, you're sure. Okay, wait, let's start from the beginning,

though. So you're dating her for a couple of months. When does the, and when in how does the conversation that she wants to like get it on or you want to watch her get it on with another girl come into play like who brings that up and how does that come about oh absolutely me because i'm a total freak in bed so okay well how does that happen tell me this scenario all let me put it to this way sexually wise like from a one to ten being one being a pro ten to being a freaking nympho i want to say i want to say she's a five and i'm like uh nine and a half okay right so you know I brought it up and, you know, like,

when you guys were in bed, when you guys were fooling around, when you were at the movies. No, no, it was actually, I think where she was like eating at a restaurant and I just brought it up. I'm like, hey, yeah, so what do you think about three times? She was like, oh, my God. It wasn't like, it wasn't like we were in the moment. It was actually totally random.

Right. And what did she say when you said, what do you think about three sons? What did she say? She said, actually, she said, like, I don't know about it right now because, like, we're dating like such an early stage but like like a few weeks or down or a month down the road that that's definitely a possibility so I'm like oh cool so you know I kept I kept like giving her

little hints like every once in a while to make sure I you know to kind of give her a little hint that I want to do it right and you know she got the hints and then finally we talked about it again and she was like oh I'm down I'm like all right that sounds good for me well okay but when when you say when then it came up again where were you when it came up again and did were you the one that brought it up? Yeah, I was the one that brought it up again, but like this time she was like totally down for it and she told me that she, she thought about it like ever since like I brought it up and she said she would like really think it would be hard to do it. Okay. And now did you guys discuss any rules? Like when you really decided you're going to do it, right? And you get past

Yeah, there's a few rules. There's a few rules. Yeah, what were the, what are the rules? I don't want to be too explicit here. You have to be explicit. It's this, it's just, it's this, it's a few rules. It's Strictly anonymous rated X podcast. You can be ex-posts. I know, but what is somebody recognizing my voice? Nobody will. I'll fuck with it if you want. No one's going to recognize your voice.

You're from like Iowa. Nobody knows who you are. Okay? Don't worry about it. All right. So rule number one for her is you can't make the other girl squirt. Like you make me squirt. Oh, you make her squirt?

Yes. But how? Okay, listen, I'm like obsessed with squirting because I can't squirt. So I'm a little jealous at your girl. But let me just tell you. I have this feeling that if a girl squirts, she just fucking squirts, she can't help it. Like, what does that mean?

You're not allowed to make a girl orgasm? You can make a regular orgasm, but she can't squirt. What if the girl just squirts? You're going to tell the girl you're not allowed to squirt? No, listen, listen. There's every woman can squirt, and I've proven this time and time. Okay, okay. I'm not trying to be like a purve or whatever, but I do with girls.

They're like, oh, y'all never done it. I'm like, all right, give me a few minutes. And boom, they'll be like, oh, my mom. What was that? Telling you, every woman can do it. That's what they say. Honestly, there's a guy Cirque who was on my show recently, and he's like an avid listener of a lot of podcasts and stuff,

and he's into this one guy who, like, makes women squirt. Like, that's, like, his thing. He's, like, famous for it. He's, like, he's dying for me to get the guy on my show. But I like to talk to anonymous people, you know, and do this, like, this way. But I know that some guys claim that. And so every single girl that has,

Have you ever not been able to make a girl squirt that says that she can't? No, no. I'm not trying to be cocky or whatever, but I'm telling you every girl to do it. Okay, well, let's sidetrack for a second. You could be dry as a cactus and you still can do it. Okay, let's sidetrack for a second because a lot of listeners right now, a lot of guys listening right now would probably love to have that talent, right? They'd love to be able to make that claim, right?

So how do you do it? well you gotta get a girl you gotta get her juices flowing you gotta do a lot okay but you just see this is you just said you could be totally dry and you could squirt yes yes yes what one of the key but the first rule

you just said is you have to get her totally wet no no no no I'm just like it is it was an expression like the girl could claim that she can't freaking squirt but you can do it you get what I'm saying yeah totally now I do Okay, so great. So one of the keys is to do a lot of forwardplay.

You have to do a lot of four plays to get the girl excited, you know. And that's like one of the most important things because like most guys, like, I feel like when they want to have to choose a girl, they just, oh my God, I'm going to pick my pants and I'm going to stick up my dick in there. And that's it. No, totally. You got to be passionate, you know. And you want to enjoy the time. At least that's how I see it.

Like, you know, a lot of people are like, want to ban, thank you, bam. Yeah, that's the worst. Girls must love you because they want your kind of. Most women want your kind of sex, trust me. For me, I like to, you know, enjoy it, you know. I'm very, like, passionate, you know? So that, I think that's one of the most important things. Right.

And then there's a bunch of techniques, you know, finger techniques. Well, that's the thing that I want to hear. What is your finger? What is your techniques? Listen, it's not just about getting someone passionate or I've had the most amazing chemistry with certain guys and they still couldn't do it. So I don't think it's just about getting a woman turned on. It is about those techniques with your fingers that you don't want to give away. I heard you just, that's what you were just about to say. You don't want to talk about it. You don't want to

give it away. You don't want to give it. I don't know or you don't want to give up that. You don't want to help your people. It's really hard to explain over the phone. Like I don't know. But there's a way, but I'm telling you, it's how did you learn? All right. This is going to be, it's going to not weird, but actually I learned through watching porn. Right. Okay. No, that's nothing weird. That's not weird. I think that that's a great thing that you could tell people. Like, you know, listen, I can't explain it, but they could do what I did, which is go and watch porn and do what those people do, right?

Yeah, absolutely. Like, if you want to be, I feel like, like, if you're a guy or a woman and you're watching porn to get off, that's cool and everything. But if you really want to, like, know and like learn few skills watch porn to learn nothing at all. You watch it like an educational video almost. Right. You see what they do because, you know,

for them it's a job so they know what they're doing. So if you get the little, you know, if you watch carefully what they're doing and then you apply that to you, boom, you're golden. Right. So you watched a lot. You always wanted to make women squirt. Was that like your thing? Or you just live?

Yeah, that was like a thing that I have. Right. I don't know how I got started. I couldn't. tell you, but it's like since I can't remember it's a smell like that. It's like a teenager or something. Right. That's like your total fetish. Like you want every girl to squirt that

you're with. So you decided to figure out how to make that happen so. Because I think like a lot of girls don't squirt like regularly. Like I don't think it's like a I mean I know a lot of girls do right. But it's not like I don't know if it's 50-50 or what it is. I think it's even less than that.

I think the girls I can squirt are the lucky ones. I'm jealous that other people can and I can't. I don't understand. but I think though that So for you, if you wanted girls to squirt all the time That was your fetish, you had to learn how to make that shit happen, right? Because a lot of girls probably showed up in your bed and were like, I can't squirt Yeah

And you're like, oh yes, you're gonna Well, let me ask you this I don't know, but like let's say when you're having sex Do you ever get like that urge that you have to pee really bad? No, but no and I listen, I told you Like I'm very curious about sex I love it I don't think there's anything wrong with it I love talking about it.

And I Google a lot and I like knowing about everything. So whether it's anything. So if it's sex, I like learning about it and knowing about it too. So I'm like you. I would watch stuff and look for things for educational purposes as well. So I looked into the whole squirting thing for a lot. You know, so I know all about it. I know that you need, you get the sensation that you're going to pee.

I had a woman on my roof who was like 50-something years old, never squirted in her life. And she told me she was having an issue with her guy that he was like fucking her from behind and she felt like she was gonna pee and he was like pressuring her to keep going and she was really horrified and she thought something was happening to her vagina like old age or something

and I was like oh my god you were gonna squirt she's like oh my god that's what he told me I'm like yes you were are you kidding I'm like you have to do this like and then so then she starts texting him and she never sealed that deal and never went any farther because she was so freaked out

she couldn't get past it because she really believed she was going to pee. I'm like, are you out of your mind? Like, that's the typical thing. And she had never, it had never happened to her a whole life until in her 50s. So she gave me home. Well, there's the thing. I think that's why that's one of the main reasons why women are scared to do it because they think it's pee, but it's not.

It's actually been tested and it's not pee. It's a different type of liquid and it doesn't come from the bladder. Right. So what people need to know is that it is not pee. Right. And they have to just relax. Right. So some girls get to that point and they don't realize that they're,

very, I know for sure because I know that that would be one of the signs right before. I bought toys, like, that you could do it on your own and try. I've done everything. And it's like, it doesn't still hasn't worked. But because that bitch, it happened to her in her 50s. I was like, so I still feel like in my life, it could happen at any time. And then I think once you figure out and your body knows how to do it, like you always do it then, right? It's really like one of those things.

Like whenever they say you're going to roll or be really scared and you're going to be able to do it. but once you do it, you're going to go on it until you die. Exactly, exactly. You just got to figure that out. You're going to go through it. You've got to like, once you're through the peak, you're good to know. All right, exactly. So wait, so your girl, let me ask you this.

So when you started dating her, was she escorted her already on her own, or did you teach her how to do that? No, she wasn't. She wasn't. But when we did it the first time, she wasn't a fan of it. But then she actually, you know, I think she wasn't, you know, like it as much because, you know, the relationship but still know, so we weren't as comfortable

with each other. So, but as we got to know each other and we started doing things and so she got more comfortable and now she likes it. Right, and now she really likes it. And so, so you guys start to have some rules and when you guys are, decide to do this. And yeah, were

most of the rules her rules? Yeah. Right. I mean, what rule would you have? Actually, I don't have any rules, to be honest. Right, because she's not, you're not bringing a guy into the situation. You wouldn't do that. You know what? It sounds selfish, but I couldn't do it

because if like a woman gets more emotionally attached when a guy does her, you know what I'm saying? But if it's girl and girl, it's just like, okay, whatever, I made it with a girl or whatever, and boom, you'll forget about it, but it was with a guy, it's different. I don't know, that's how

I feel it, you know. Right. Listen, you couldn't just imagine her with some other guy that we were talking about before, like I don't want to think that she, you were jealous of just the thought of her with another guy. So you really, it's not about her liking that guy. You just,

you couldn't deal. Yeah, no, no. Emotionally. And I told her that. A lot of guys are like that. But then I have a lot of guys that call my show. It's this crazy thing where they just like love to see their girls with other guys.

No, actually, I have a lot of close friends of mine that, that love that. And I'm like, I can't, I can't do it. I mean, hey, shit,

if you liked it, that's cool. But, I mean, in a way, I feel like it's a little selfish on me. to like, you know, for me to get on the pleasure. And then what, but like, I feel like one day she's going to be like,

all right, we did all your fences and that's my turn. Right. And I can't do it. And I can't say no, you know, but it's going to be hard for me to say yes, you know. Right. Well, let's just wait to see if you even get that far. So now, what are the other rules that she says to you? I think, though, a lot of women that would be with a girl,

maybe they wouldn't double team a guy because it is true that a woman is emotionally attached to her guy more so. So if you bring the girl in, like you say, it doesn't mean anything, that she might not be able to fuck another guy if she doesn't like him. She might, like, I think a lot of women would do the other woman, but they wouldn't do a guy. Plus, I think that they would feel like you wouldn't like them. Like, it would just be too much of a mind fuck.

So I don't know that it'll ever get to that point with her. Who knows, but, you know, you could call me back then. But so what are the other rules she put into play? You can't make the girl squirt, which, okay, what if you don't try? What if the girl's just a squirter? Like, some people just squirt and you don't have, like, that's what they do. you every single time, right? I don't know. I don't know what to know, but the other

one is she's saying, I can't fuck up the butt. Okay, so you know anal sex. No, which is like, damn it. It is your favorite thing? Yeah, I might sneak it in this. She might not know, you know what I'm saying? Oh, you think you could fuck her in the ass without your girlfriend knowing? I think so. I think I wanted to pull it up. It was an accident.

My bad, you know, it was dark. I couldn't see him when they opened it down. Sorry. We're willing to try to see if it works out. You're willing to risk your relationship. You're willing to risk your relationship. I mean, for a little anal action, for some anal action.

You're just going to say it was an accident? Yeah, it was a night. It was dark. I couldn't see anything. Well, you know, right, right. That is hilarious, okay? Like, I just think the fucking funniest thing is that.

that already you've already planned. You're not even like contemplating it. You already know for sure you're breaking one of the rules already. Like you're really going to last in this relationship. I'm partially an asshole. You forgot. You are. I take back everything I said in the beginning.

I think I was trying to really think you were like a really nice guy. No, that's why you do need a feisty bitch because you're like a feisty guy. You're not that nice. Maybe to the crippled people. But not to the girls. That was crazy That was funny So wait

So you're already breaking rule number two But we're not going to let her know Okay And I'll high-five you If you could make that shit happen In the dark And she has no idea That will be hilarious

I mean that'll be something You'll still laugh about When you're 60 years old Oh hell yeah absolutely It'll be a good It'll be a good story I could be like hey my thought It was your bun

I know with her bun I know you're not going to be with her I mean, you're going to be laughing with your guy friends. You're going to have like 80 girls from her. Okay, so wait, so that's rule number two, which you're breaking. No anal sex, but you're going to do it and you're going to claim, you know, bullshit or whatever. Okay, so then what's any other rules? The last one is I can't be too sensual with the other girl.

Oh, my God, that's very gray. That's a very gray statement. Yeah. You better, you better ask her what she means by it. you better get a more defined role. Like, it's not defined enough. No, actually, I kind of get it. What do you mean?

No kissing? No, no, no. No, no. She's okay with that, but, like, not too much, like, passionate neck kissing or caressing and stuff, which is something I do with her. Which, and I understand,

I don't care about it. I mean, like, hey, how you doing? Bada me, but I'm going to be more than boom, you know? Yeah, exactly. I mean, it's not going to be a passionate thing with you guys. That's not what threesomes are about, I don't think. No, no, no. I mean, I'm not going to be passionate to the other girl,

but like the same my girl's going down on. I mean, the other girl's going down on her, then while she's doing that, I can be passionate with my girl, you know? Right. Let me ask you this. Right, totally. Have you ever done this before?

Is this like your first time? No, I have. I have, yes. I have. You've done three sons before? Yes. With girlfriends or with those like hookups? Girlfriends.

Never with a girlfriend, but like female friends, yes. With female friends. And has it always been cool and fine and everyone's happy? Yeah, it's actually, it's been really cool because, like, you know, You don't have those strengths. You don't have to worry about, you know, oh, you know, I feel it's on top of the way for this person.

It's just friends having fun, that's all, you know. Right. But now that you're doing it with a girlfriend, it's a little bit more, like it's just a little bit different because you guys have emotions. Totally, though. Totally, you think? Yeah, absolutely, absolutely.

Because it's just there's rules that you, quote-unquote, can break. So it makes them that much more. exciting. Wait, wait, because you can break the rules? Absolutely. Don't you think? I mean, that's what rules are made of. You've got to break them sometimes.

So you're going to break the anal sex rule. You only have two other rules. You're going to break the squirting rule by accident too? No, no, no, I'm not. No, no, I'm not. I'm going to try my heart as meant to do that one. Okay, but what's going to happen? I'm just going to tell you.

Because once you break the one rule, the anal sex, rule a couple times, right? Maybe the first time it'll be exciting. Even second time, if you could get away with it again, it'll be exciting. But then that'll lose its thunder. Do you know what I'm saying? What you're saying is, what you're going to be there? You're going to turn into the freaking halt over there, right? You're going to what? What do you think I'm saying? You're basically saying that once I'm in there, I'm going to turn into the hawk and to devour them both. You might, no, you might need, because what you're saying is that it's kind of hot and the turn-on is kind of the fact that you have these rules

and the fact that you're going to try and cross it is what makes it a little like elicit to you and makes it a little bit more fun right so when you cross that boundary right and you break that rule right then it's going to be boring because you've already been there done that so then what are you going to do you're going to have to break the other rules

or something at more like well then what's going to be hot the squirreting the passion there is so much there's so much funky stuff out there then I'm sure I'll think of something going into the table, you know. So she's totally down with all of your stuff, though. She's like a freak. You said even though she's a five,

because you sit on a scale of one to ten, sexually, like sexually speaking, right? Like on the sexual freak thing. She's a five. She's a five. She's a five. But I think she sounds more than a five. If she's like willing to have a threesome with you

and she's totally down, she'll let you fuck the other girl? Yeah. Okay, so that's pretty hardcore, Because I think a lot of women, I've heard this before, will be like, we could have a threesome and we could, like, I had this friend at the gym. And I'm trying to get this woman on my podcast, but she's never going to come on. But she used to have this really, she was like a Long Island woman married to a very, very, very, very wealthy guy. And he used to get hookers to come home.

And she used to fuck the hookers. He got the hookers for her because she was really into chicks. And she would fuck the hookers with strap-ons, right, while he watched. but he wasn't allowed to fuck them. Like this girl was fucking hookers with strapons and all the stuff, yet she was like, oh, no, you can't fuck the hookers. So, you know, even she had that line, like she wouldn't, and she was doing a lot, like, I'm sure she was,

I wouldn't call her a five on the scale of one to ten. You know, she's probably more like you, kind of freaky, you know, and into a lot of shit. But she didn't want her guy fucking them. So the fact that your girl, okay, but the fact, right, that's what I'm saying, the fact that your girl will let you fuck another guy, girl in front of her is more than I would say she's more freaky than you think because a lot of

girls have that rule I'll do a threesome I could be with the other girl but you can't but the fact that she's allowing you is cool yeah you know what I think I'm gonna do actually this might be a bad idea but no whatever maybe down the road I'll convince her to come on the show if we're still together you're gonna what convince her to come on the show oh I hope so that would be awesome you know I have a girl what listen this is what I want you on the show together either way I was just going to say if it's successful and you guys figure out how to do this and successfully as a couple and how it works for you, I think that that's a really interesting call. Because I think that there's a lot of people out there trying this scenario, right?

Some people it works. Some people it doesn't. And I think either scenario is interesting. So if you guys get in massive fights and this causes of really big problems in your relationship, I would love to get you guys on my show. And I could play like Judge Judy, right? And I could literally like fix things between you or not. be on my side? No, absolutely not. I'm completely just an honest person. I don't care for you

my best friend. I'm just kidding. I will call you out on your shit, but I'll also call her out on her shit. I would be very fair, and I could work that between you two, and I think that would be really interesting. But I think it would also be really interesting if you guys do this and it works in your guy's young relationship, because I think a lot of people, especially younger people, I think they're much more open-minded than when I was your guy's age. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Without a doubt. Yeah, and I think that that's great, right? And I think it's great that, that people are trying different things and stuff. And I think that nobody knows what works and what doesn't because a lot of this stuff is new

for within relationships, you know? People are trying to have more healthy relationships that aren't typically monogamous, right? Because we all know that that's like kind of like unrealistic, right? So I think women are trying to be more open with their guys, especially the young women. I think that that's great. So if you guys do it and it works for a while, I think it would be great to talk to you guys and see how did you make that work. I always want to, you know, talk to people like that.

I was always obsessed with swinging when I was younger. You know, I'm curious about everything, you know, like I said. And so I've always curious about sex. It just in a way that you were. And so I was always educating myself on it. And I was always watching stuff on swingers when I was younger. There was this great movie called The Lifestyle. And I've said this before.

And like on that, in that show, they, you know, they took like a couple couples and they followed them in this documentary for a whole year. And they showed like how swinging affected their relationships. And the ones that, you know, that were okay at the end and were still together were the ones that were, they said that they were like in their double digit years. The ones that were together 10 or 12 years or 20 years, whatever it was before they started swinging. The couples that were only together for a year or three years, the newer couples that sort of brought it in and didn't have that hardcore foundation. They didn't last. At the end, it ended their relationship.

That's why I think with you guys, and I said this, I think in the beginning, you're only together six months. And that might be shaky ground that maybe you don't have a strong enough foundation to bring this into the picture. But who cares, right? Because if you get a bunch of threasons out of it and you guys date for a year and then it goes bust because of it, who cares? You're 29 years old. You learn something from it. You absolutely will learn something from it. And this is the time to learn shit when you're your age to do these things.

And you'll learn. And then your next relationship, you'll, you know, do it. in a different way, whatever. You know, you'll figure out what works for you and what doesn't. So it doesn't matter. I mean, I'm hoping that this is going to, you know, last. But if it doesn't, and, you know, like I said, you learn from it and then, you know, you better yourself.

Yeah, you might learn that if you want to keep a girl that you really like, you shouldn't break her fucking rules. If she's cool enough to let you fuck other girls in front of you, why don't you just not fuck them in the ass? Like some guys would be like you're just a fucking moron, you know? And a lot of guys are like you. This is what I think is the problem with men. It's just like you just...

I think it's the problem what you want what you want. It doesn't even matter. It's like ridiculous because you have a great situation. You have a really cool chick you're dating. The first girl that you met in a long time that you really like, you were kind of whining about that in our last call. Like you couldn't meet that girl that you like. And we talked about how the fact is like most people you don't like.

You know, it's very hard for all the stars to... line and for you to feel that thing with them and they feel it with you, you know, that person that you have that thing. It happens like once a year if you're lucky, right? You found that, right? And you have that, and this girl is willing to go to this greatest place with you that every guy would want, which is she's like, we're going to have a threesome.

I'm going to eat snatch in front of you, and you could fuck her. All this stuff, she's letting you, like, do everything. And all she's saying is just don't fuck her in the ass. And you're going to fuck her in the ass. No, I'm double thinking it. I don't think I might not do it. You shouldn't do it. I think it's really fucking funny for you to say it and everything.

And I hope that you'd still do it and you call me back and we do a third podcast. No, no. Seriously, I think I'm not going to do it. But you really shouldn't because I think you're looking at gift tors in the mouth. I think if you really like her, if you want to do, if you want to be who you are, you're a guy who wants a relationship and you really like this girl, but you're also like a freaking bad, right? So if you want both of those things to exist and you want to be, and you have to give a little bit on both. sides. Do you understand?

If she's letting you do all that stuff, and I think that's super cool of her, and I think that, and the fact that you actually like that girl and you don't think she's a whore, and she's the girl that you want to take home to your parents, you know, I think you should be more respectful to her, and I don't think you should try to fuck that girl in the ass in the dark, even though that's hilarious. Leave the lights on it. Do yourself a favor, just so that you won't fuck up. Don't tempt yourself.

Do it in the... Do it so that you couldn't try. Because in the heat of passion, it's like, listen, I think when you're horny, it's like you're no different than being drunk. You know, you're like in another state of mind, right? And so sometimes you can't help yourself. So if it's dark in that room or wherever you guys are having the threesome, you might forget what we're talking about and try to, you know. No, you know what's fucked up, but I think you choose to ruin this for me because I'm going to be in there.

And I'm going to hear your voice in my head. No, you're not. Trust me. Don't do it. Listen, listen, dude, if you have two hot girls in front of you going down on each other and you hear my voice, you're not straight. Something's wrong with you. You're not going to even be thinking about me. What I think is, unfortunately, going to happen is you're going to forget all about this call.

You're going to be so horny. And if it's, you know, if it's slightly, like, dark in the room, you're going to try and fuck her in the ass because you're, that thing in you, that drive sexual, energy is very powerful and sometimes you can't help yourself, right? You know what? I was lacking you at the beginning, but now, I don't know. You're mad at me? Yeah, a little bit because you're like,

oh, you're an angel, but now I'm like, I'm an asshole. No, all I said, listen, this is what you responded. I said, listen, I just personally think that you have a good situation, you know. I do, I do. I think you're, you're an interesting concoction of a person, right? you're a really nice guy that helps cripple people at midnight doing whatever you do.

You're also a guy that watches porn and tries to get girls to squirt. You're also a guy that like wants to really date a girl and settle down a little bit. You want to be in this relationship, you know. And in order, like I said, in order to keep all those things going and keep all parts of yourself happy, it's hard because you, they're very conflicting sides, right? I want to be totally in a relationship, but I want to have threesome. A lot of people can't, you know, put those two things together in the same person because a lot of guys have a girlfriend that they really like, but she doesn't want to do it. Or they have a girl that really wants to do all that stuff, but she's a stripper and they don't want to date that girl, you know, or whatever, you know.

But the fact that you have that one person wrapped up that is kind of right for you in the same way that you're right for her, I think is you're lucky. And you shouldn't tempt that. So I'm doing you a favor. You should love me, actually. You should like me even more. I was joking. I was joking when I said that. But no, you're right.

You're right. Yeah. I think I'm not going to do it because if she sees that I did that. She's going to be like, oh, you can't follow a simple rule or request. And listen, all. Fuck you. Yeah. And what you're doing is all about trust, right?

If she thinks, if she feels like, wow, maybe this girl always had these secret fantasies about being with a woman. You know, I think a lot of people are bisexual for a little bit, you know, whatever. So maybe this has always been something she's really wanted to do. And she's probably really excited that she has a guy that she really likes that she could do it with that's still going to like her and is cool, right? So she's like maybe nervous to do it, but she really wants to do it. And if it goes really well, you're just going to empower her to want to do more and show you more of who she really is secretly, sexually, all that stuff. But if you do the opposite and you fuck it up, she's going to be so freaked out that she's going to pull back and you're going to ruin it all. And then you're just going to have a normal relationship with a girl that'll fuck you.

you and then she's going to be all jealous and crazy and it'll be your fault. Yeah, no, you're right. You know what? I didn't even think about it like that, but you're right. Yeah, just put it in your girlfriend's ass if you need anal so bad, you know? Yeah.

Well, actually, there's another thing. She hasn't done it and we want to do it, but she's like, she's kind of nervous about it, but she said she's going to do it. She wants to, but she's scared, so. Oh, okay, but I mean, come on. If you know how to make a girl squirt, you know how to get a girl into anal, right? It's the same sense. Right? I mean, every girl, I always liked anal sex. I was always into it and I used to try and get my girlfriends into it because a lot of girls don't like it. But I think that the reason why a lot of girls don't like it is because guys just think that they could just stick their dick in a girl's ass. You can't just put it in their leg. I was always an aggressive girl. So I micromanaged the situation myself. So I would make the whole thing happen because I could feel myself and I know and I would do that. You know, but a lot of guys ruined it for girl. Other

girls that were more passive and then they just shove it in there and a girl's like holy shit that kills and so they never like it but i think that it's a great experience of done the right way you could get her to love it because it's amazing it's like it really is amazing if you get the girl really really really really turned on and you put it in a little bit and let her let it go in let her put it in do you know what i mean like at her speed and take her time and what you should do is get her into the anal first before you go into that threesome so that and then when the anal is still new with her have that threesome so you'll just be interested

in you'll get your you know you'll get your anal you'll get your anal sex but it'll be with your girl because it'll still be new. Have you found any girls on Craigslist yet for your threesome? Well there's a reason what they'll freaking call unicorns.

They're so hard to find. Oh really? Oh my God, yes. There's so much competition out there. What do you mean competition? There's so many couples out there Like, you know, trying to find girls But let me ask you this Do you have a pick?

Do you have your own ad out Or are you responding to ads? No, we're just responding. We don't have anything out. Yeah, I think you should do the opposite. I think you should put your own ad up. First of all, probably a lot of the ads are fake now. The thing is like, you know, I don't know,

I just don't want anything to leak out, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's what I'm afraid of. Right. Well, you have to set up like all phoning stuff. Do you know, like I hear all this stuff from my people, right? Like I have people that call up and a lot of people do stuff on Craigslist. Uh-huh. Okay.

And they put up ads and everything and they all do it by having phony accounts and, you know, and that's all. Like, you guys could totally do it on the down low and, you know, and make sure you don't put up pictures of your face or any of that shit. You know, maybe just body shots or whatever. If you have tattoos, make sure you keep that out. Yeah. And don't put any phone numbers. Don't know real emails. You know, I just think that a lot of.

ads on Craigslist are fake. Yeah, no, it's very true. So like you're wasting your time, just get to it. There's also a website that I advertise on, that I get a lot of people on called Adult Friendfinders. Do you know about that? Is that really good?

Because I heard like maybe there's a lot of bots on there and a lot of fake people on that stuff. You know, I think there might be too, but I think if you're doing Craigslist, you might as well do that too. You never know. There's a lot of people on there. And that's strictly like hardcore sex. I personally think when I go on there, I'm on there as my podcast show.

You know, I'm not on there as a person. So, but I see a lot of stuff. A lot of people do like voyeur stuff on there, like a lot of webcam stuff and everything. And I think it's filled with a lot of people that don't want to go any further than that. But you might as a couple be able to find other people. But I also think, I'm going to tell you, that a lot of three, you guys drink, right? You guys go to bars. I think probably the quickest and easiest way for you guys to get a third party in is just,

Keep going out. And when you go out, you go out looking for a girl and you will find one. Okay. In a club. Anywhere you go. Just go out looking. You'll eventually find one. You will.

All right. Yeah. I think we're going to do it. I don't know. But I think. We're going to go fishing. Yeah. How long have you guys been looking or how long has this been on the table?

Like looking for real. I want to say about a week and a half. Oh, okay, so it's very brand new. Yeah, very, very, very brand new. So, see, it was meant to be that I would. It's exciting, though. It's very exciting. I could imagine. And it's meant to be, and it was divine intervention, that I posted that ad and got you on the right path to do the right thing.

So you don't ruin this relationship because you were about to blow it all. Imagine if that was the case. How weird would that be? You never know. Okay, no squirting. We might be on a TOT episode of like Angels. in North or something shit like that. Exactly.

See, you help cripple people at midnight and I help people like I, I help people that like anal sex at midnight. You're hilarious, man. You're fucking hilarious. Look, we're talking. We are talking at 12.50 a.m. Okay, so listen, no, remember the rules. No passionate touching, no anal sex and no squirting, but everything else.

Enjoy yourself, dude. You have a really good girl. Okay, you have a really good girl. I'm very happy for you. keep me posted. I absolutely will. All right. And we'll have you back on regardless.

Good or bad. Let's get you both on the show eventually after you have some experience doing what you guys do. All right. Sounds good. Thank you so much. Good luck. Bye. All right.

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