Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 335 - Billy Fucked his Aunt in Quarantine?!

Episode Date: May 11, 2020

Billy calls in to tell the story about how he had sex with his aunt while stuck in quarantine but it seems like maybe he's lying. How his aunt hit on him and what did they do when they hooked up? Did it happen more than once and what happened after? How and why did it stop and is he even telling the truth? Tune in to find out and hear him get caught in a total lie. Did he really fuck his aunt or not?? Listen to the whole intro and then the show and then you can decide. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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put that up yet, but I'm going to. I think I said that already. Anyway, today I have a very interesting episode. I'm not going to edit really anything out of this. Only one little thing I edit out because it was something private that he was going through that me and him had discussed on this via email. But this is a guy. So I haven't a guy today. He's young. He wrote in. He was like, I totally fucked my aunt in quarantine or I've been fucking her. And I was like, okay let's have you on the show but I was thinking like maybe he's lying because I just had the other guy with the like the quote unquote inco story on so I was like on a high alert with him and me and him went back trying to schedule a lot a long time and I felt like connected to him I wound up like liking him just because

of our text messages back and forth right and but so I didn't want him to be a fucking liar but it turned out when I get on the show on the call with him it became very obvious to me straight from the beginning that he was lying, but I wanted to catch him and like really no for sure. And I believe that I did. It happens, I would say midway. I don't, I'm not going to edit out the awkward silence. There's a text that he told me he got. I make him read it to me. I make him read it to me a couple times. I know you're going to be screaming at the phone or your radio or wherever you're listening to me when I, when I try to catch him in the lie the first time because I fuck up a little bit. I don't do it in the perfect way, but don't worry. Just keep listening because a little later

on I fucking nail him. And it's like, it's kind of funny. It's kind of cringe-worthy. I actually felt really bad for him because like I said, I liked him. I liked him while I was talking to him. I liked him when I was emailing him. I even liked him after he fucking lied to me. I should be mad, right? Because he's like wasting my time. But I think it makes for a great episode. I don't think his story was that interesting and I think if you're going to like fucking lie about it be like the guy last week or a couple weeks back that made it really hot like he made the story was like good this guy's story was super boring um and it wasn't true I don't think but you know I don't know I still think it's a great episode because of the fact of how I busted him you hear the whole thing go down and then you're

going to probably be like why don't you just like hang up on him or really give it to him but like I don't know I felt kind of bad for him and And I wound up talking him for a little bit after and then we call it a day. But anyway, you're going to hear it. Write in. Tell me what you think about it or go to YouTube and comment on it because it's kind of fucking funny. But it's also, like I said, you feel almost bad for him. Like, I don't know.

Am I the only one that feels bad for people when they get like busted blatantly lying? Like, is it weird that I feel bad? I don't know. Let him write in and tell me what you think. But anyway, I forget what his name is. I forget what I called him. But I'm going to be right back on with him. Hey, Billy.

Welcome to the Strictly Nano's podcast. How are you today? I'm doing good. Now remind me, I think that you're the guy that sleeps with his aunt or slept with his aunt or hooks up with his aunt. I was like, is that, is that, is that who you are? Yeah.

Okay, this is. Yeah, of course, you don't know weird. Now, this is the thing, okay? So I had a guy on recently, and I'm wondering if maybe that's how you found my podcast who said that he slept with. his wife slept with her, his aunt, and then he slept, and then it was like his cousins, and then it was like all these people.

And I was like, I got so, it was like literally a lot of people listen to it that I'm like, are they're like, like, this is like a fetish that people are like really into, right? But also people were like, I call bullshit on that guy because it just sounded so fucking phony. And it was funny because at some point, way later in the podcast, I started to think he was full of shit too and like brought it up. But if you're full of shit, I'll figure it out just so you know. okay, because I will be questioning you like Barbara Walters,

but like, why don't you tell me your story? How, I mean, first of all, how old are you? You sound super young. I'm 23. Okay, and how old is your aunt? She's 47. Okay, and is it your mother's sister or your father's sister? Actually, my dad's brother's wife.

Oh, okay, so she's not related to you, but she's your aunt. That would be kind of, I don't think I would be able to do that. Right. Well, that's what I was, that's what I was right. So it's your brother's brother's wife. Okay, and she's 47. Now, tell me how this wind, like, how do you guys wind up in bed?

There had to been so many things that happened before you wind up in bed with her. Like, what was going down? I was staying with them. Just when everything happened, I moved out of my living situation because I had to. And then moved in with them and was, you know, continuing. to go to work and just go to classes online. And it's kind of like, I think just by being in proximity with each other over, you know,

a period of time, it just like little things started happening. Like what? Where I would check around and I always feel kind of guilty about it. But I also kind of started noticing that she's just kind of kind of checking me out as well. Conversations or things like that when, you know, we would talk or whatever, she would, like, occasionally kind of like brush my arm or, you know, walk in such a way where she kind of brushed by me.

And it just, it definitely caught my attention. But I didn't really think anything was actually going to happen. But you found her attractive? I mean, is she hot? She's really good care of herself. And you looked at her like you wouldn't really think she was 47. Uh-huh. Yeah, I found her attractive.

But, you know, part of that could have just been that, you know, no one was really, I didn't have my regular, like, outlets for, you know, hooking up. And so. So you're saying, but, like, when, because, listen, people are going to be listening to this podcast like a year from now, right? It's not sort of like a timely thing. Nobody knows, right? So you're saying like when stuff happened and I wound up with them. You're talking about quarantine. Is that when you wind up at their place?

Like you like when the whole COVID thing happened. Is that why you wound up? So, okay, why didn't you wind up with your parents? My folks are divorced. Okay. Okay. So they were closer. Your uncle?

They were much closer. Okay. And they wound up taking you in. Now, do they have kids that are your cousins that you're close with? Or are they sing? Like, do they not have kids? They don't have kids. Okay, so they said, hey, you could come over.

This is your aunt and your uncle. Were you always, like, super close with them? Or were you not really that close with them? I mean, not really. Right. I think if I had been closer to them, this probably would not have happened. Who knows? But I was just wondering, because I feel like there's some aunts and uncles that I know really well

and some that I don't, you know? So I was just wondering if you were, like, we're very close with them and remember doing stuff with them all your life. So you wind about their house because you're quarantine, right? You don't have any place to go. You're young. You're 23. You're horny.

There's not like the regular shit you could do that you could be like hooking up with girls and stuff. So now your aunt who's 47. And nowadays I think it's like people don't look their age. You know, 47 isn't like what it used to be so long ago, right? Like 47 year olds are still hot, right? She looks good. She takes care of herself. And you start to notice that she's, there's like little signs, right?

but you're kind of noticing her too, right, as well? Yeah, I mean, I'm noticing her as well. And, you know, at first I was kind of like, oh, man, you can't do that. You know, it's just weird. But, you know, after a little while, it was just kind of like, she's hot, and nothing's going to happen. So, I mean, there's nothing wrong with looking. Okay.

And, you know, so that's kind of how it was for maybe like a week and a half. And it just kind of felt like there was this tension building where like it just, it was obvious to me that, you know, there was some sort of interest on her side. But I was also kind of like worried, like, I don't want to act on anything because that there isn't. interests, then that's just going to blow up in my face. Right, but you said, like, I mean, listen, most guys are, like, fucking clueless to when a girl likes them. Like, girls could be so, like, obvious in the fact that they want to sleep with a guy. And a lot of times, guys don't get those cues or those signals.

Like, what was she doing that made you feel like she was definitely down? Like, you said a couple times she'd brush your arm. Like, was there anything more obvious that made you think that she was, you know, interested in you that way? I mean, I can't even remember exactly like what it would be, but like we'd be having a conversation and there'd be some sort of enduendo or like double meaning to something and she's just kind of like giggle and walk off. And like that that was kind of, I felt like, well, it's getting almost obvious now, but I

because of the situation was still so like panic, I guess, which sounds stupid, but I just, I didn't want to do anything that would end up going down when maybe like I misinterpreted something or whatever. And so like, I wasn't acting on anything. She was the one that kind of like pushed it. Well, how did she push it? So if you're going to fast forward to like the first time you guys hook up, like,

what exactly happened? So, at this point, my uncle is still working. I get home. I'm tired. And I just, I want to go to bed. So I go take a shower, get ready to go to sleep, take a nap in the guest room. And I've been, like, getting ready. There's like a knock at my door.

And so I open it and just like, I need to talk to you. it's like okay and it was it was just kind of like word vomit at this point where I think she was nervous too and she was like look I've seen you looking at me and I know that you see me looking at you

and so we can kind of like beat around the bush or we can just do this I'm just kind of like sitting there with my mouth open like I I mean but I got a

just tell you this, okay, because I feel like other people are going to be thinking this. And I'm going to give you a much harder time than I gave my last guy, because I'm on high alert to somebody. Yeah, absolutely. Okay. Because most of the time when people hook up, they don't have like this very generic sort of conversation. Like, you know what I mean?

Like it's, it doesn't happen with like, what did you say she said to you? Like, if this is going to happen, we're going to, you know, it seems like very like, you know, talk like it's like talked about up front which is raising my red flag of this story being kind of bullshit so like I mean she

yeah I mean I get where you're coming from I'm just telling you what happened and I don't know if it was because she thought I was skittish okay I just needed to be like told like hey this is what it is don't make it a big deal

you know so again I'm telling you what happened Okay, cool. No, no, go on. I'm just telling you that's like a little red flag. So she says to you, like, listen, if this is going to happen, it should happen. Yeah, if this is going to happen, it's going to happen. Let's just do this. And like I, at that point, I was just kind of like, I was down, but I was also kind of like, this is not.

I was still kind of wavering. Like I didn't, I wasn't fully like committed to like doing it. And she kind of got a little, a little irritated and she just like. Why? Did you tell her? Like, I mean, why would she get, did she get irritated? I mean, what did you do that made her realize that you weren't into it? And I'm a surprise at 23 that your dick didn't get immediately hard when she's like.

I mean, it's the same time. I'm still like dealing with the fact that this is. my dad's brother's wife. Okay, so you're feeling guilty. And so what do you do that makes her get a little irritated? Like, what did you do that made her realize you were, like, rejecting her? Did you say something? I didn't actually see the way that she wanted me to.

Was she putting her hands on you? Was she trying to fool around with you and you pushed her away? Like, what actually happened that? She tried to, and I kind of shifted back on the bed, so she really wasn't able to. too so it was more like she ended up sitting on my legs and I started to like kind of say like I don't think we can

you know do this and at that point she was just kind of like are you are you shitting me like I've seen you looking at me you want this I want this like what the fuck

at that point it was just kind of like knowing that someone wants you I guess it's kind of like a it's kind of like an aphrodisiac, I guess, or like a shot in the arm. And at that point, I was kind of like, well, okay. I mean, like I said, it's not like I wasn't hard or interested. It's just there was that guilt factor. And because she was just kind of like seriously, I guess that kind of like made me go, well, like, why the hell not?

I mean, at this point, you know, if she wants me and I want her and the opportunity has now presented itself, like, I'd kind of be an idiot not to take it. Okay, so then what happens? We start making out on the bed. And from her start coming off, she starts putting her hand in my boxers. and touching me and like you know

we we get fully naked and I went down on her at that point we just started fucking where was your uncle at this time?

At this time he was at work we did have limited time because he was supposed to be back started and so the first time it was not It was just kind of abbreviated. Like, it just happened.

Well, abbreviated, meaning it only, did you fuck the whole hour? How long did it last? What did you guys do? No, no, like, it was maybe, like, after I went down on her, and then when we started fucking, it was maybe, and I don't know, maybe this is embarrassing, but it was about 10 minutes. Okay.

And how did you feel right after? I felt incredibly guilty And I just kind of was like lying there Thinking like what did I just do And how did she feel did you guys talk Did she run out? Like was it weird It was weird because like we didn't talk And that that's what I thought was odd

It was like normally it would be like okay well like this was You know if normally this isn't normal And so I think I would have thought like there would have been initially some sort of isn't going to happen again or I don't know what but she like when we finished she just like got up got her clothes and left okay and then what happens the next time you see her around the house I mean if it lasts of 10 minutes your uncle's still not home you guys are like in the house alone with each other you just fucked like do you hide in your room like did you see her before he came home or like what what happened after that

I heard her and cleaned myself up. And like by that time, like, his getting home was kind of eminent. So I just kind of sat in my room and it was like, I don't, I don't know what to do when I go out and I see her and I see him. Like I was worried that like there would be there would be something palpable where he would know something was up. Right. And so I just want to avoid it. Mm-hmm. but like I can't stay in the room all day and so like I go out on the house and he's there and

like it was weird it was weird because like I just looking at him I felt so guilty and I think it would be that like there was something wrong um but given some other other sort of circumstances in my life, I think he just chalked it up to that and left it alone. And so, like, you know, we just assumed like, well, there's, you know, probably other family stuff going on. So that's what it is. With her, she just pretended, I guess, like, nothing happened. I mean, like, what else was she going to do? Right. Like, we can't, like, let him think something's happened. And so we just have to pretend like

nothing happened. Right. But you guys do it again, right? Yeah. How did that all come about? Like it's a couple days later and he's gone. It's just she and I in the house.

Like I'm sitting, just doing some work and stuff like that. And she comes in and she's like, so about what happens, you know, like, he can't obviously know. And so you just have to be careful. And my response was like, well, I'm not going to tell him.

She's like, yeah, but we've just got to be careful. And at that point, I was kind of like, well, what do you mean we've got to be careful? Because at that point, I just didn't think it was going to happen again. And she's like, well, if we continue to do this, we just have to make sure that, you know, he doesn't know. and, you know, not to get caught, essentially. And I was kind of surprised because, like, I thought, because I felt guilty, obviously then, you know, she must feel guilty, or, like, something to that effect. And there was no guilt or anything, like, on her side.

It was just very cut and dry, you know, like not like saying I want to have sex just like that but it was very much like we can continue this but keep your mouth shut and be careful okay and so and were you down with that was that a good thing yeah I mean like I'm not gonna lie like I felt guilty but at the same time like I also I'm 23 like I want to like I want to have sex I want to be able to do what I normally would be doing but I can't. And so I'm like, okay, I guess I can do this. Okay, so what happens the second time?

The second time was right after the sort of debrief, and it was just very much like the minute that we pretty much agreed we were down, it just started happening, like we started making out. I didn't go down on her that, and we pretty much immediately just started fucking. And how was it? Like, how is she in bed? Oh, she's good. she's good like I mean

that's part of the reason why I think I was still down was because like she's she's good in bed I don't want to like make it sound like she's just an object or anything like that but like

it was it was good and so like I had agreed to it I still was feeling guilt and this wasn't like a daily thing or anything like that. This happened maybe like two or three more times and it was every couple of days. At that point, it was almost kind of like clockwork where it would be like while he was at work

if there was like a larger stretch of time in the afternoon or something like that. you know, we would, we would fuck. But we always did it in the guest room. It was never in their room. And, yeah, I mean, I don't know if that's that, that's really not that, like, I guess, exciting. It's just a taboo of, I guess, who it was. And the fact that, like, it's, it's not normal.

It's kind of weird, but it's, yeah, I don't know. But was it exciting to you? I mean, when you say it was not that exciting, was, I mean, I would think. for you it was exciting. I don't know. Or do you think it's not exciting for other people? I think it's like it was exciting for me because it was taboo because she was really good.

And like there was just this rush to think like, you know, in in this really odd sort of situation, there's still someone who like finds me attractive and wants to wants to fuck. And so that was kind of like a boost. I think the reason why I think like maybe it's not exciting is it's not like I have like all sorts of crazy things that like we did in bed or anything like that or it wasn't like. Yeah, but I mean like there's got a lot of stuff that I think. I know, but I would think that there's a lot of stuff maybe that's going down.

Because like listen, you're all trapped in your house, right? Like your uncle, your uncle for some reason it's quarantine, but he's going to work. work, right? She's home with you. You're stuck in the house with her. You're fucking her. Okay, she's your aunt. Like, this is like kind of crazy, right? So there's got to be other, I mean, isn't there like other stuff going on like that you could talk about like I think personally. Like, I mean, first of all, how are you feeling about all of it? Are you super turned on by her? Because she's good in bed and like you're having great sex with her. Like does it, why does it stop again? Like what, what happens that it ends?

Like, how many times did you do it? So I think we did it in total, like, maybe five or six times. That's a lot. I mean, we've only been in quarantine, you know, a couple weeks. So, like, you know. And then why did it stop? Did she freak out? Did she ever talk about it with you after that?

I mean, she gave you a little speech in the beginning. Did she ever give you any speeches after that? Other than you need to keep your mouth shut. Like, and like just don't fuck this up. There wasn't really any like formal like closing like, okay, well, this is done and it was fun, so thanks. I had some stuff go down back at home

where I had to go back. And so that's kind of what ended it. And there's been like some texting back and forth where it's just kind of become clear that, you know, again, it's fun, but it's run its course, and, you know, we're not going to be doing that again. Wait, you had a conversation that said that? Like, I mean, like, what was in the text? She texted you and did you give her your number?

Like, how did she have your number? I mean, I don't have my aunt's number. Well, I was living with them. So, yeah, there's, she has my number and, you know, stuff like that. And so. But what was exchange in the text? You leave the house, right? So you leave the house because something goes down.

You have to split, right? And do you fuck one last time before you go? Does she know you're leaving? Like, what happens that last time? She absolutely knows them leaving. We have, like, one last fuck. But, again, there's not, like, a lot of conversation after. I have to just get in the car and go.

and so when I get home I send her a text being like hey I got home you know thanks for this morning and it's just kind of like she asked me mostly about what was going on

there and then at the end she was kind of like well you know like we did this and given the situation it's what we both needed

but, you know, when you come back in the fall, you know, it's, and it was just very matter of fact. And, like, I didn't really try to argue it because I kind of... What did she say when you come back in the fall? What did she say at the end of that? Like, what did she say? When you come back on the fall, I'm not going to be repeating. Is there a way that you could actually read me the real text?

I mean, yeah, I can. Yeah, let me get it. It's okay. Pull over. Yeah, and I want to hear exactly what she said. I'll just edit this out when you're going. But yeah, I'd like to hear exactly what she said in the email because it sounds like weird to me.

Yeah, okay. Well, let me get her exact wording on. Yeah, yeah. Give me like, give me a second. Okay, no problem. Don't crash. No, and I don't want to get over either. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Make sure you just pull over to the side and then just look at your. phone and read me that exact text that she said that she sent you did you pull over yeah I'm just pulling into a parking lot okay great listen uh while it was fun when you come back on the fall i don't think we can do this again um let's see when she continues um I don't think it would be a good idea. And let's see. That's pretty much it.

I mean, like, other than that, she read. Sorry, my thing wasn't taping. Can you read that one more time? Okay. You broke out. Yeah. When you come back on the fall, I don't think we can continue while it was fun. I just don't think it's a good idea.

And then she launches back into, like, personal stuff about the family. And kind of it just felt like it was a dismissal. And what did you say to her? I mean, I just, I said I agree because, like, what else am I going to do? And I was already thinking, like, I don't want to continue to. What did your text say back to her? So after I address a family thing, I go, I agree. It was fun.

And I don't think it's a good idea. Right. We continue. We'll just run the risk of getting caught. Right. And then what did she say? It's good to know that we're on the same page. And that was it.

Sorry. And that was it. That was it. I mean, it felt like a dismissal, but at the same time, like, as I was going home and I was out of the situation, I started to feel guilty again. And so I was definitely looking for a way to not do this again. Like, I enjoyed it. It was fun. You know, like you said, it's crazy, but it's not everyday regular life.

And it's not a relationship. There's nothing that's going to come of it. And so it just needed to stop. Right. But let me just ask you this. When she, were you texting before this that she texted you that? Or was that the first text that she gave? Like in between your little fuck sessions, did she text you anything?

Well, like, while I was still with them? Yeah. No. No, there was no texting, sexting. She didn't like, I mean, how did you know those. Five times you guys banged. Like, how did you know it was time for business? Mostly, like, we've been in the house alone, and it was, like I said, every couple days.

And so, like, inevitably, when we would be in the same room, it would just kind of be like, hey, we've got some time. You know, let's just go fuck. Right. There was no texting. There was no sexing. There were no, like, pictures being taken. It felt very compartmentalized. like there was regular life

and then there was I'm going to fuck right now and the two were not mixed and so it was kind of like a head trip for me because like I think it was just so much like it was jarring

to go from like sleeping with her to like nothing had happened to sleeping with her to nothing had happened back and forth and so that part was kind of exhausting just because it was just like so much like let's just pretend like

nothing's happening even though stuff's happening and then when she texted you how many days after you left did she text you that text I mean that was the evening of the day that I left right are you still pulled over are you still pulled over no I'm driving oh okay because I'd have you read me that text again um So, do you want? Okay, go ahead. Yeah, yeah. Pull over and read it one more time.

This will prove whether you're telling the truth or not. Okay. Listen, you're either lying about the story or this is the way you tell stories. Do you know what I mean? And it's like a flip of a coin. I just want to prove to my listeners, this will help prove. And it will, right, that this is 100% legit when you read back the text again one more time. Sorry. This is interesting though. This will be interesting. This will be interesting to be, I think

it's interesting because I don't know. I don't know. I'm confused. Because listen, I think you could just be a shit storyteller because you're not really telling a good story, but it could be that you're just not good. You know what I mean? Everyone has a different way of sort of communicating, right? I'm talking to you on the phone. I'm not good at telling stories and not like that. No, that's why I totally get that. And that could definitely be the thing seriously and that's why i'm just having you read it one more time like seriously okay that'll help me figure it out and help people that are listening to like with detective ears like i am you know other people might be like Kathy you're crazy one second though sure i i am not seeing i'm not trying like and this is this is what frustrates me like i'm not

trying to like front and I'm not trying to like get out of stuff but I'm also trying to find a place to pull over and it's okay we have the time I could just wait a couple minutes we're only at 32 minutes and if it you know I remember you saying the story's not going to take that long we could you know cap it out but I have time because I'll edit out this moment of you pulling over it was and come on read the text you could do the text about it uh-huh but you You can't get the text back up. Like, as I'm writing, yeah.

Just pull over one more time. That's it. I'll wait. And I'll edit out all the waiting while we're waiting, and then it'll just be like you pulled over right away. And you just read the one more text one more time. That will totally prove your case. Yeah, okay.

That's all I need. Yeah. Okay, I'm sorry. It's okay. Sure. Don't crash. I won't, hopefully. No, please. Come on.

That would be a first of my show. Most of the time people are talking to me and they're like in a parking lot that I always find that hilarious. I know you're driving and you just need to pull over. Read that text one more. Time. Prove to me and to everybody that this is a real story. I don't know because it's because there's, I'm on the fence. And I think that other people, I'm a little on the fence, but I think maybe you're just, this is the way you tell stories.

You know what I mean? Like, you know, which I totally get. And that's why once you read the text exactly back the way that it was, then it's like, for sure, I know it's true and everybody else will. Because I think people will have different opinions of this call. And I think it's interesting to have this as a part of it. I'm sorry. And it's not your fault. It's like the last guy's fault that I think totally pulled my life.

telling me that fucking story and I didn't get it until the end and then everyone's like why didn't Kathy call him out on it and now I'm on like high alert so that's you know you're getting you're getting the brunt of it so just read me that text one more time I get where you're coming from there's there's one thing that I do want to say and like whether like are you pulled over yeah I'm pulling over okay yeah what were you going to say though sorry yeah the one thing I wanted to say because like again I feel I feel bad and I'm not like

trying to BS you but like yeah I don't oh I feel bad what I don't have the anymore like I just I repeated pretty much what I thought oh my god this is great the radio though I'm sorry I hate to say it

I hate I you know I almost feel bad I almost literally feel bad I almost literally feel bad for you right now, but I want to see how you get out of this. Okay, but so tell me, tell me why you made up that text twice. Why did you do that? Because I felt like I knew what it said. I didn't want like to be disbelieved.

And so I was like, okay, fine, that's what it said. But obviously, things being as they are, you know, that doesn't. doesn't look good for me. So, like, whether you use this or whether people believe this or not. Listen, I would love, you should listen back to it. You know, I'm definitely going to use it. I think it's super interesting. I'd be curious to see how other people feel about the story.

Is there anything else you want to add about the story? Like, to me, it's like, listen, a guy, 23-year-old living with his uncle and his aunt, right? She's not related. All of a sudden, she makes a pass at him. He fucks her. I feel like, you know, that's like a really hot story, right? So a lot of people are going to listen to this. And I wonder if they felt the same that I did.

I was on the fence. Like I said, I just felt like a lot of things didn't sort of ring true. You'll listen back. You know. And then with the text, unfortunately, it really makes you seem like it's not true. But we'll see what other. I mean, and what's your reasoning for the text now that you didn't have it ever? Did the text never exist?

No, the text existed. I just like deleted it afterwards because I didn't want to like have any thing left that would indicate that this had even happened. Right. So you just made up the fact about the... Which was essentially like we can't keep doing this. It's not a good idea. I think this needs to end. So when you come back on the fall, we're not going to be doing this anymore.

Right. All right. now let me ask you this. Did you have a girlfriend or anything like this when you were trapped with her? Like were you cheating on anybody when you were fucking your aunt or was it just like you were single? I was single. I wasn't seeing anyone. I was seeing someone up until about December and then that kind of fell apart.

And so it's not like I was also freshly single and rebounding. Right. It was just single. I've been single for a while. How do you feel about what you did now? do you feel about it now? It's still shortly after, right? I mean, how do you feel about it?

I think I just feel kind of conflicted. Like, it was good. Mm-hmm. But at the same time, like, I feel guilty. You do? I do. Mm-hmm. And are you close with your uncle?

You feel guilty because, like, you fucked your uncle's wife? It's not that we're that close. It's just the fact that, like, he didn't. me a solid by letting me um stay with them and you know like I did

something that was was kind of shitty and one more question before we go but one more question do you do you feel like if this like if the opportunity ever presented itself again

that you would go there no you win it? I don't think so I think that again like because you said people are going to be listening to this like in the future

outside of you know this whole sort of disaster yeah I think it was a variety of factors that kind of pushed me in that direction where I was like okay like it's

you know it's being offered I'm going to go for it I don't even know that maybe she would have been down if it wasn't for this. I don't know. And I think that's something to where, if it presented itself again, speaking for me, at least where I'm at right now, I don't think I could do it because I just, I feel guilty.

And now I... Did she ever express any of her feelings about what she was doing, like, while you were banging afterwards or any time during? it except for like you had the last time when she said i don't think we should do this anymore no there wasn't a lot of conversation or talk about like feelings or other stuff like that it just kind of felt like you know we both have this itch that we want to scratch and we're going to do that and that's all this is right there was no like there was no emotional aspect to it i think for her like an emotional affair.

Yeah. I think it was very much like, I'm going to do this because I have needs and, you know, that was, that was it. And I guess I think that's also part of the reason why, like, I don't think I would do it again because it also just kind of left me feeling, I don't know, kind of dirty. Right. And like that you, what you did was not right.

Yeah, and it's just, I don't know. I never thought like this would actually happen or let alone like how I would process, you know, how I feel about it after the fact, but it did. And, you know, it is what it is. And I mean, again, like I'm not super close to them. And so, you know, it could possibly feel worse if I was, but I'm not.

strangers, but they're not family that, like, I'm really around all that often. Right. Okay. So listen, I will air this. I will definitely change your voice. I'm just, my last question is, does anyone else know about this story besides us? I mean, did you tell any of your guy friends or anything? I do have a friend that knows.

And what did he say? It was kind of like, that's, A, fucked up, even though she's not blood related to you. still fucked up and be like what were you thinking he couldn't believe it i think it's like it definitely wasn't this like cliche like awesome you you banged your hot ant or whatever it was more like a like what were you thinking it was the stupidest thing to do okay well i will definitely change your voice so that that nobody knows. Nobody will ever find out.

If you ever do it again, call and let me know. And let me know what you think of that podcast after you hear it. Thanks so much for calling. Yeah. No problem. I mean, is this being released this Sunday? I might. I might.

I had one planned, but I might bump it for this one because I think this one's kind of interesting, I have to say. Okay. Well, again, thank you for being patient and understanding with everything. and again, like, thank you for listening. Thanks so much for calling in to the show, and I'll definitely make sure to take this stuff out that I need to. Okay?

All right. Thank you. All right. You too. Bye. Okay. I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession,

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