Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 345 - Jay and his Wife Recently Got Into Pegging

Episode Date: July 19, 2020

Jay and his formally vanilla wife recently got into pegging and a whole lot more and he calls in to talk all about it. How did he get his conservative wife to try new, kinky things? Does she like anal as well? What other things has she tried recently? Tune in for all the details which include them pegging each other, his solo anal play, what she use to do in the car on the way to church with a dildo (?!,) the girls she's met online and what she does with them, how she fisted herself and who she was talking to at the time, the threesome she wants to have and the rules they've set up, the poly relationship she thinks she's looking for, how his sister-in-law has been secretly hitting and a whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Here is your host, Kathy. Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy. If you want to follow the Strictly Anonymous podcast on Instagram or Twitter, follow the show at Strict Anonymous. Today I'm having a guy named Jay. Jay wrote into the show and was like, oh, I had a very vanilla relationship with a very conservative woman who's my wife, and now it's like gone to the point where we're doing really crazy, kinky things.

And it's true. Jay and his wife, like I said, like he said, went from being sort of vanilla to them getting into and trying lots of different things, including her pegging him, her fisting herself while she's talking to women online that she's met, them discussing threesomes, the stuff that, I mean, you know, because she was like pegging him and all that stuff and he was getting some inaction. I was like, did you ever put anything up your ass before this? because I don't know, I don't know if you've been listening to show for a long time, there was one guy that put a GI Joe up his ass. So I always have to ask that question because the things that people find around their house and put up their ass is always really funny to me. And he talks about that.

He tells me what he puts up his ass and it's, it is kind of funny. But it's true. And, you know, I always say like, you can't make this shit up. So that's what we talk about. Like I said, his, what they've gotten into. They've also gotten into some BDSM. And so, oh, no, wait, I forgot. There's one more thing.

His sister, her sister, she's got a sister who has, like, been handing on him since they've been together and, like, sends them naughty videos. And Stephanie talks about that. It's a little confusing because he kind of says it's like something on the down low, but his wife's going to listen to the podcast. And I'm like, you want me to take this shit out. But he said, no, like a hundred times. So that's why you hear it. You hear me say, do you want me to take it out? But I leave it in there and I left it in there because he said he was totally cool with it.

that's that story, but you'll get the details about all of that when I come back on with Jay. How are you tonight today, tonight? I'm good. How are you? Good. So you wrote in to tell me that you and your wife do a lot of kinky things together, but she used to be or you used to be or you guys both were or maybe she just was like super conservative, right?

So I mean, how did she go from being conservative to being in? into all the things that she does with you, including like you said fisting, pegging, double pegging, mutual pegging. I don't know. You said back and forth pegging. I don't remember exactly what you said, but we're going to get into it. It's been a gradual thing. Right.

It took close to a year for us to actually have like normal plain Jane missionary intercourse. and then over the course of our 10-year-long relationship, it's just gotten more and more like a slow-burning flame into the primity, I guess. Right, but tell people how that happened, because I'm sure there's a lot of people out there that are having, like, regular vanilla sex with their conservative girl, right? How do they go from that to where you guys are, right? And there's a lot of other things that you guys are doing, too,

and we'll get into that. Like when you met her, when you say she was conservative, like what does that mean? One of our first met her when I was 18. I mean, she was just about the turn 23. Uh-huh. At that point, she's, I think she's made the kiss like one guy, maybe given like one unenthusiastic hand job. Uh-huh. Probably not even take a completion.

Mm-hmm. And I don't know. Whenever. She was a virgin? Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Because religious reasons?

I don't necessarily think it was solely religious-based, but I think she kind of had like a very sheltered upbringing. Mm-hmm. And wasn't really allowed to date guys or go hang out with guys. That might be part of a different issue for a different podcast, I guess. All right. Well, no, I like to get a talk. kinds of things but so when you met her did she wait until you guys were married to have sex or did she have sex with you before you were married no uh when her and i met i've already had sex and i kind of

well i mean i thought she was just like the prettiest thing i've ever seen yeah so i kind of moved in on her pretty hard and she turned me down like two or three times and it was actually kind of ruthless one time and shut me down real hard in front of like all of our friends and stuff and then uh that just made me want her even more and then of course i mean the virgin that's pushing you away you knew she was a virgin right at that point i had my suspicions i figured she might have only had like sex with one long-term boyfriend oh okay so you didn't really know for sure yeah but she was like the ultimate challenge because she was turning you down Correct.

Mm-hmm. And, well, I thought we started dating, and she kissed me on the first night, and then, like, two or three days later, she was just like, we were just sitting there watching a movie, and the next thing I know, she was giving me a blowjob. What? Yeah, like, I don't know what I did. I mean, she's always telling me, I'm like, in her eyes, because believe it of me of probably nowhere near the greatest thing on the earth. But she just said she didn't know. She just knew that we were going to wind up together, I guess, and decided to just say, fuck it. I want to suck this dude's dick.

It wasn't like you were pushing her head down. I mean, she went for it herself, right? And she had never given a blow job. Correct. Yeah, she just went for it. like I was just sitting there and at first I thought she was just kind of like going to like give me a hand job because I mean I was kind of rubbing on her and kissing like we're making out and shit but nope next thing she knows she had my turl she had my toes curling and right it was like night and day between her that I knew and then the her I just met like 15 seconds ago right. And like, did she give a good blowjob the first time out? No, no, I don't think.

Oh, okay. I mean, it ended in like the same end result eventually. Like you got off, but it wasn't so great. Right. How can it be so great the first time, right? Nobody really knows how to do it. But so, but you were surprised because here you knew she was super conservative, right? Because she was really playing hard to get and really was not doing anything with you sexually.

And then all of a sudden your dick is in her mouth. Did you have sex with her that same night? No, I did not. We tried that it wasn't working out that night. Okay. But so you did have sex with her before you were married, right? So how long, like into your marriage does she start to let you do other things? Like you say it was a slow burn, right?

Just so other people listening could know how they could get from like where you were with this girl married to a conservative girl who had never been with anybody else to the point where you're married now to a girl who's like doing all kinds of stuff, right? How do you go from there to there? It was probably about, I'd say two and a half, three years into our marriage before, um, like we could actually do, uh, quickies without her, like, wincing or, whinsing. Yeah, like, she does this weird, and she's she's kind of a very nervous and timid person in general but like anytime we try anything new sexual like at first the first like couple of times it's almost like um i what i describe it like if you open up a closet and a like a moth flew out or something it kind of makes you jump you know she kind

of gets like that that like real antsy jumpy oh take it out take it out uh mentality i guess yeah So, I mean, after, like, we were together almost a year before, like, you actually had sex. What? And, uh, correct. Yeah. Meaning you'd put your dick in and she'd be like, take it out? Like that, no, like, I couldn't. You couldn't even put it in?

Like, maybe, maybe the tip. Like, I broke, like, I popped her cherry, like, four months into the relationship. But that's, like, as far as she would let me go, just be like, just get, the tip in and like some slow back and forth and then she would just finish me off with the blowjob because it hurt her or like is that why or she would just get freaked out do you know why she didn't I mean not that we should really focus that much on it because she's doing all kinds of like interesting things now that people would probably want to hear more about but I'm just wondering why did she only let you put it in like halfway I mean I had a boyfriend who would I called him

halfway in guy he'd only put his dick in halfway like I've talked about him on my podcast before it was like some weird game, but it was like kind of hot, right? But like for you guys, was she like turned on by it? Or was it that it hurt her and she couldn't relax? Like, why was she not letting you fully do it? I think it was more of her, I guess the anxiety or like a shed, like maybe some sort of stigma about it's already, surely has it in her mind that it's going to hurt. Right.

So when she does feel like any sort of pain or, um, I guess like adjusting. So it wasn't comfortable for her is what it was, right? Physically it was not comfortable with her for her. Right. Yeah. At first. Mm-hmm.

But for you, let me ask you, because people used to ask me all the time. Like, how the fuck did you deal with the halfway end game? Right. That's what we used to call. And I used to, all my friends knew. And for me, it was like, it was really good. I don't know, you know. And they'd be like, how can you deal?

And I'd be like, oh, it's like hot. There's something hot about not being able to do it. and just like kind of say it like for you was it like a turn on in a way because you just like wanted it so bad and it was like a challenge and that was like the foreplay of it or was it frustrating? It was probably more frustrating than it was of the actual challenge.

Right. It wasn't a turn on at all. So we took you a whole year to have sex with her. You guys weren't married yet then, right? But you still, you had sex before you were married? Yes. We weren't married, but we were living together. It was, I think it was like maybe the first week we actually lived together.

That you were finally able to put it in and go in and out. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I think that might have been the catalyst of where we are today because once I was actually fucked her. She had orgasm and after that it was like almost a daily thing. maybe two or three times a day.

Right, she was finally into it. Yeah. Yeah, good. So that went on for a few years before we actually kind of started getting into like the kinkier side of things. Because like coming into the relationship already kind of had some kinks that I like that I've acquired from my previous partners. Like what kind of stuff?

Well, back then it was just like simple like just the biting and choking and tying the girl up and just like some light BDSM but that's kind of like grown now I mean like I said in the email we do quite a bit of stuff but I think the biggest thing that like the biggest hill or hump that

we got over with an asexual manner would be just like that first time anal sex because that didn't have happened to about halfway through our relationship and then once that happened i kind of she kind of used that to justify like you know like doing the like fucking herself with the dildo and in the car on the way of the church or whatever and if i could take a dick in my ass i can do this she kind of got that mentality about it really that's so funny so wait so i could take a dick in my ass so that so therefore i

could fuck my pussy or like on the way to church. I mean, what was she doing on her way to church with the dildo? I was, uh, sure we don't go to church anymore, but right. She would,

yeah, she'd, she'd like go to church with like a butt plug in, no panties and, like I said, she'd like, dildo herself in the back seat while we're driving the church and her, um,

Wow, she was a naughty girl. Yeah, she kind of like, and that was, those two were her ideas. Like she wanted to. Yeah, sure. She's the one who brought up like the going out into public without any other on and the butt plugs in public and. She was just waiting for the right guy to feel comfortable to like let her little freak flag fly, which is great.

And I think, you know, very true of most girls, but I think a lot of times they just don't ever find. that person or it within themselves to be really comfortable to be able to really, you know, go after what they're fantasizing about, right? Obviously, she had all these things that, you know, she was, once she was open to it, right? And it felt comfortable. She was super open-minded and willing to try a lot of things, right? And even coming up with the ideas herself.

Right. I think like that's just how like our personalities I guess is like I'm that type of person that like kind of extroverted and tries like

make everyone feel comfortable to come out of their shell like social gatherings and shit she's like like kind of the more reserved introverted type person but when we're together we're like

she kind of brings me down a little bit but I kind of like get her out of her show a little bit yeah you guys are super compatible Like that's the perfect fit, right? You balance each other out for sure. I think that that's like a really great couple. That's why you guys work, right?

I believe so. I mean, we don't like getting those arguments and screaming matches or whatever. Everything we do is always like thought out, talked about. Right. Both of us are okay with what's going on before it happens. Yeah. And that's kind of how. You had said to me like, oh, yeah.

like I'm getting outside and my wife knows I'm doing the podcast. I was like oh okay like I mean you guys are very open with each other. I know you did say in the email to me like oh there's some stuff that I did to be had my wife's back in the beginning is and then I was like are you going to like say that shit on the podcast but you said this off air but we'll talk about it now you were like no she knows about that so was there stuff that you did early on in your relationship before she got into the kinky things that were behind her back or like when did that stuff happen? We broke up for, I don't know, like a fucking month or something like that.

Yeah. Like way back, this was like right around the time we were trying like, like right before we moved in together. Uh-huh. And I kind of took that month and kind of like fucked a couple of her friends and some other people I knew. Yeah. And she, I guess she doesn't know about it or if she does, she doesn't really keep. care too much about it because like I said we weren't together so yeah and it was so long ago right cool about it but she doesn't know about that and uh she also doesn't know that

that one of her family members has tried to fuck me a few times but I've never like pursued it because I just don't find that person attractive I guess who is the person it's one of her relatives like an immediate family right now do you not want to say exactly who it is like whether it's her sister or her cousin because that she's going to be listening to this okay so why would you i mean do like listen i'll give you the the option right now to take that as well as the thing about fucking like some of her friends when she was younger out of the podcast why would you even need her to know like you she said she still doesn't know about that stuff right so if she's going to listen to the podcast wouldn't you not when you not when you

not want to keep that in? Oh, if she is right here, she asked me about it, I tell her. Okay, but she's, so she's never asked about it. Right, and you don't think she'll care. Well, and now this was like... No, but what about the family member? You want me to take the family member out?

Because then she's going to be wondering who the fuck is it, and then you'll tell her, then she think that won't bother her? I don't know. Oh, no, she knows who the... She knows the family member. She doesn't know that they've actually like tried to pursue it more than just the family members like hitting on me in front of them herself. Right. Okay.

So she knows though that this family member is after you. Right. But like I didn't really show her the videos that the family members sent. Oh my God. What kind of videos like like like she sexed with you? Like she sent to you like nudie videos or something of herself? yeah she'd send like a video of her just getting out of the shower and like taking the towel off and playing with herself for me and saying shit like you know so-and-so doesn't have to know it will be our little secret oh my god can you please tell me that since your wife knows already who the person is tell us who it is what does it matter if we know like i need to know is it her sister is it her cousin is it her mother like who the fuck is it come on yes i'm exactly it's her sister

oh my god older or younger sister it's her younger sister like she turned 18 like the year we started dating so at this time her sister was like maybe 19 or 20 right her naughty

dirty little slut I can't believe her sister oh my god yeah the shit I've heard about her that'd probably be enough for two whole podcast, man. What, for the sister, you mean? Yeah. Okay, so she's out of control. Yeah, she's like the complete opposite of my wife. Right. Mm-hmm. So, so your wife knows that her sister's like,

like that way or whatever. It's just super promiscuous and maybe inappropriate, right? Right. Okay, that's so funny. All right, so her sister's hit on you. That stuff, I don't know why I just brought that up, but I just remember it was in the email. But anyway, let's get back to your relationship with your wife. So you have anal sex with her. She, winds up liking it, I'm assuming, right? She gets into anal. And once she gets into anal, she feels like empowered by that in some way.

Now she's like open to all kinds of things, right? And now when do you get into like the fisting and the BDSM? Do you bring the light BDSM into your relationship with your wife eventually? Right. Yeah. We get into the more like the BDSM. her job when we moved she couldn't keep driving from where we live now to where her old job was so she had a period of uh i don't know like three or four months where she didn't work and that's when

the bdSM stuff like really kind of kicked off like she would have to like to do certain rules like chores and shit or she would get like you know she didn't like put the dishes up she would have to like go get the male butt ass naked or something like that then like we would have I would come home on lunch and that's when we would like kind of lay out like what she has to do and then she had like her daily

like spankings and punishments and all that stuff I would do on my lunch break and then I would go back to work and then she would have to do this this and that before I came home or she would get like have to be like tied up to the chair and with her fucking magic wand, like up on her clit on full glass, and so I just told her she could get up and shit like that. Mm-hmm.

So you're the Dom, she's a sub, and she was into it? Yes. Mostly I'm the Dom. Right. Sometimes she is. Sometimes there's a little switching going on? Yes. I've heard that before.

That's common. Uh-huh. What are you going to say? Well, I used to go out of town for work a lot. usually whenever I would come back, you know, I'd be gone for like a week, maybe two weeks. Uh-huh. And when I'd come back, that's whenever she would be the dog. And that's what started, uh, the pegging was, uh, I mean, I've seen the porn before, before I met her.

Uh-huh. And I actually had a girlfriend that was, like, into it and would, like, try to, I mean, back then, I wasn't into it, but she was. So, like, I've been around it before, and then my, my friend. wife brought it up and she like she just came up to see me in the hotel and some fucking of nowhere fucking town in kansas the hotel just happened to be right next door to like a christie's toy box or a fucking adam and eve store whatever the fuck yeah yeah and she like so she's like let's go next door and you know we'll get something and i was like oh okay yeah fuck yeah dude i was already kind of

fucked up from drinking and shit so we fucking walked across the park a lot it's like 12 degrees outside. And going there and I'm not really seeing anything that like we don't already have or haven't already done. And she, she just kind of says, you know, why don't you go back up to the room,

leave me your key or leave me a key or whatever. And I'll, I'll fucking surprise you. And I was like, okay, cool. So I went back to the room. And then when she comes in, she just goes like straight to the bathroom.

And I can hear her like in there. fucking around some shit and like uh like some wrestling and packages opening and stuff and I'm just sitting there like man dude it's about to be fucking badass here in a minute yeah right so she walked out and she had this fucking strap on she's just wearing it and I'm just kind of like god damn what the fuck this I was I was like unsure about it I didn't really want to pursue it but you know she talked to me she's like well i mean you get to fuck me in the ass and

you know you like it when i you know lick your ass when i jerk you off and shit so she talks me into it and it ain't bad I'll give her that like I mean

at first uh it was it was pretty terrible like it hurt yeah So, I mean, after that, you know, I told her, I was like, she wanted to do it again. And I kind of apologized to her.

Like, man, I didn't know it hurt that bad. No, I apologize for doing that to you. But then for a while there, that's like the only way she wanted to fuck. You mean she, meaning she wanted the only way she wanted, she just, that's the way she, what she wanted to do to you? Or the only way she, she just wanted you to fuck her in the ass is what you're saying? no like that's all she wanted to do was peg me oh okay because it turned her on yes she she embraced it open armed and loved every minute of it and she's still like still now she asked to do it but it doesn't I mean shit we don't get to have as much

fun as we'd like to nowadays because you're older you have kids or something is that way yeah Mm-hmm. But the pegging thing for you now before, like, because you said you came into that relationship with some, you know, you had gotten into a lot of stuff before her, right? Did you ever do the pegging with anybody else? Or that way, it was the first time. Did she take your anal virginity? She did. Okay.

I kind of dabbled in it. Like I said, I had a previous girlfriend that was, like, really into it. Mm-hmm. And, like, even as so far as, like, she would bring her own strap on over, but I've never let her do it. I mean, I'll let her finger me once, maybe twice. But then, um, on the other hand, um, I would sometimes, like, do like some self-stimulation of myself. Yeah, I was going to ask you that, uh-huh, while you were, like, jerking off yourself or whatever by yourself. Correct.

Uh-huh. I just was curious. And I was curious. And then I found out I enjoyed it. But fingering yourself versus taking a... Yeah, well, I was going to ask you, what did you... Like, I've heard all kinds of things that guys have put up their ass, okay, while they were home. And I've had a lot of guys, like, even though they're talking to me and I don't know who the fuck they are and I'm never going to know who they are.

Nobody's ever going to know, right? But they still don't want to admit it, right? I had a guy on recently who like it was so obvious that he probably put something in his ass at some point. And he was like he stood firm like it was a big fat no. But you know, a lot of guys. Oh. You know what I'm talking about? The guy that you kind of got in an argument with about like him being, like him, he's saying he's not like bisexual.

He just like suck a dick. That guy. Because I, dude, I swear that guy sounds like he always says, oh, no, it never went anywhere further. But you know, you know he took it up. the ass a few times. Yeah, well, no, I think it was, it was the one guy who said he really wanted to be pegged and wanted his wife to, but he said he had never put anything in his ass, but I was like, come on at home, right?

Like, and even when you're telling me the story about, like, the peggy stuff, I'm wondering, like, while, you know, you're, you're open-minded, you've gotten into all the stuff with girlfriends and stuff, right? So when you're home by yourself and you're getting into porn and you're playing with yourself or, like, you know, has anything ever wound up, up your ass? before. That's what I was thinking, right, while you're talking. And then you admitted to it. But I was just wondering if you said it was just your fingers, had you ever put anything else up there? Or was it just basically your fingers when you were home alone? The only thing I've ever stuck up my own ass was, I had like an electric toothbrush that was like one of those old B power wand motherfuckers. It looks like some sort of vibrator. Yeah. And like for a while there, that was like my go-to. But, uh,

wait do you put it in and then turn it on fuck i don't know probably what do you mean you don't know this is like 15 years ago i know but i mean if you put it in and turned it on that would have been like what you liked about it so i think you would remember listen and if you did it other people did it so they'll know right into me if you ever put an oral beat toothbrush up your ass let me know whether you turn it on or leave it not turned on so wait so uh oh i should link to Amazon oral bead toothbrush. It's like, you know, a sex toy that no one, you don't have to hide. You just leave it on your counter.

Just don't let anyone use it. So, wait, so. I think it's a spin brush. It'll still have the same model, but just like a newer one. Right. So you must have turned it on. Do you remember? Uh, yeah.

Did you turn it on? Yeah, I probably did, to be honest. Okay, so that's what you used to put inside your ass. So you knew that you liked it anal for yourself, too, Right. So go back to this thing that your wife bought. You said that it was like, you said nothing compared to that. Like was it, but you said it wasn't that it was super big. Like what about it was memorable? Well, one, I mean, I wasn't doing it myself. So I didn't like really have much control over how far in and fast she would go. Yeah. And it also wasn't, like the shape of it itself wasn't.

like anything I've ever had inside of me either. Like it was, uh, fuck, that thing's like eight inches long and like an inch and three quarters, maybe two inches across. Right. Two inches across is big. Yeah. People don't understand. The only thing, yeah, that's a, that's a big, two inches across, that's a big old

hole. Yeah. People don't understand. I didn't understand because I've bought sex toys and like when they say two inches around, it's not like two, I can't explain it, but like you think that seems so small, but it's really not when it comes out, right? Because it's kind of like a cross, not around or something like that. I don't know. Like you think it's around, but it's not meaning two inches around, which would, right?

It's not like you're taking a ruler and you're putting two inches around. it's two inches across which is a very big difference right right like if it's two inches across it's it's almost like seven inches around right right and i think once i was like oh two like two inches it's so small but like no it's like fucking huge yeah she that's what you took up your ass yeah so wait let me ask you this when you say that you guys are into fisting i mean i was just assuming she, you fisted her. Does she ever fist you? No, she doesn't.

She doesn't, um, like her hands getting like lewd up and stuff. Right. Uh-huh. Okay. So, but I personally, I'm not really, um, like into like the anal stuff on me. Right.

Much anymore. Mm-hmm. But the fisting was, I think literally the day I sent you that email, I got to know where my wife just texts me like I'm at work and I just look down I get a text from her says I want you to fist me tonight and I'm like oh shit that's new really that just came up yeah just out of nowhere like there's like her talking about like her and the kid are doing this and then the next step is I want you to fucking fist me and then the next next step after that was like I'm going to make chicken for dinner how does that sound that sound that's great. I'm just sitting like, yeah, dude, fuck yeah. I'm doubt that. That's like real life stuff. You know, it's like funny. Like, they never write that scene in a movie because the movies are always like so not realistic. But that's like the way it goes.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, I want you to fist me tonight. Oh, yeah, we're having chicken tonight. Oh, yeah, we're having chicken tonight. It was like so funny. So wait, so did you go home and fester? I got close. Mm-hmm. But, uh, we've been working on that. I got her The most I could

Like that day The most I could get in her It was three fingers That's after Several toys And a couple of hours Three fingers You could only get in?

I got big ass hands But yeah I only three fingers Okay And I mean am I like Am I loose? I mean like

Does that make me horrifying That I'm like Three fingers big deal Like I don't know Do you have thick Big humongous fingers? Yeah, from I actually, I know this

because I was kind of bragging to one of my buddies and I had to send him a picture of like how wide my hand is. Yeah. From just like this normal close fist from the outside to like my thumb is just over six and a quarter inches. Right. So you're like you have just humongous hand. So your three fingers are like someone else's five fingers, right?

I mean, you're not talking like regular fingers. because I would say you don't have to work like a vadge that hard to get three fingers in you're saying after toys and all this stuff right I mean you're like

so your fingers are just gigantic yeah they're like they're like my three fingers are almost as wide as her entire fist yeah that's she self-fist herself right right oh okay so has she done that before yes

like I said in email we started I don't know, I just, I guess I just wanted, like, really just to test, like, to see, like, where she would, like, draw a hard line. Yeah. And, uh, so I, I talked about it for years and she was never cool with it. She never wanted to do it. So one day, I was just like, all right, fuck it. You're going to get mad at me or you're going to love it. It's like, I don't know, after being with someone so long, you could already know what they would be in you and what they'd be against and all that stuff. Right. And for years, I thought she would, she was like, she kind of always kind of always.

kind of struck me as like she had some bisexual tendencies and sometimes I would catch her like seeing like looking at a girl or something that she liked and you could see like those fuck me eyes on her you know and so I got I downloaded we both downloaded her to the app

and it's like an anonymous you chat to people in your area and honestly and like she downloaded it and posted like you know I posted on her thing was like not curious let's chat. So she winds up like sexting like two or three girls, like three or four days. And like I'd wake up in the middle of the night because like I could hear her like giggling and shit.

I thought she was like just like watching TV or something. But you know, of course she would let me read her conversations. And I'd let her read mine. But hers were always way the fuck better than mine. Were you talking to girls too? Is that what it was? You were both like on there like chatting, sexually like sexting with random girls in the neighborhood yeah and so she

discovered she could self fist on our couch at like four in the morning on the Tuesday night because like we usually have sex like early in the morning before I go to work so I go if I'll set an alarm like a 4.30 or something

and then like we'll have our sex and then I'll go to work she'll go back I'm like that, but, uh, so she, she learned she to sell fists. And then I guess that's when she decided to just text me out of the blue that she wants to me to fist her. No, but how did that tie into the girls? Because you're like talking about her fisting and then you're like, we got on this app and we're like she's sexting with women and now she's fisting herself.

Like that seems like disjointed. Like how does, does the talking and sexting with those girls like, did that get her to fist herself? Like was she doing that while she was talking to the girls? Does one have anything to do with the other? Yeah. I'm sorry, I should have been more clear on it, but she was talking to this one girl that she thought lived next door to us. Mm-hmm.

And I guess she thought, like, I was asleep and she was all horned up. She was, like, masturbating. And then I went back and, like, read the conversations, and then this other person's, like, egging her on, like, yeah, see how neat sticking you, you know? when if you were like if you and I were fucking I'd have like the whole fist in you and like I'd be you know sucking your clit while your husband jerks off and watches and shit so I guess that's the conversation she was like um having when she was masturbating and self-fisted herself but um right you weren't there though when she did it right or were did she tell you about it the next day she told me about it

when I woke up like 20 minutes after she did it. Uh-huh. Like, because, like I said, like, I wake up, we fool around before everyone gets up, and then I go about her day. But yeah, whenever I woke up that morning and I came in there, like, I could, like, she made a mess. And I knew she was, um, I knew what she was doing right off the bat. And she was, like, embarrassed and she felt really bad and guilty because,

she just like masturbated while sexing another woman while she's married and like it was like you know when it gets everything she believed and her whole being I guess as a person you know but you knew about it right yeah yeah I knew about it I encouraged her but she still she still like felt really sad and like after she was done okay right after she was done I guess like that um that um that's nut clarity yeah totally yeah she felt freaked out poor thing And I told her, I was like, yeah, and I was telling her, I was like, you have nothing to feel guilty about. I encouraged you. Right.

This is exactly what we wanted. And like, this is hot. Mm-hmm. And then, you know, I always tell her, I like, whatever she has a, she has a, probably going to get off track one more time. No, we don't, I don't mind getting off a track and going back. Don't worry about it. Her, her favorite build. those the bad dragons.

What is it called? It's a bad dragon. It's like the brand. They make like fantasy vicks. Bad dragon B-A-D? Mm-hmm. Okay, bad dragon, right, okay. And,

shameless plug again. Yeah. But that's her favorite dildo, and it's like, uh, this thing is like bigger than all her other dildos, but as like, has a two-minute where you can like squirt fake cum in yourself.

but I always tell her like oh wow I'm looking at them online feels like they're made out of clay they're like the softest most realistic feeling silicone I've ever oh really yeah and so

I bought her one because she always like when she would watch porn those were the ones she kind of gravitated to were those type of girls masturbating or whatever. Uh-huh. But she always said it wasn't because she was like interested in the girls. She just liked the build up.

But that's back to the whole bisexual tendencies thing. Right. I would always tell her I love like I love the feeling of her after she gets done doing that. Because like she's all wallered out, I guess. And it's just like a giant mess. and I don't know why, but I just fucking love it. Right. And so, like, that's what happened was, like, she said she was, she was so sorry that she was

fucking herself while she was talking to this woman. And I just asked her, I was like, you know, I have no, no reason to be guilty once again. Right. and then I just I just straight up followed up with her. I was like, what were you doing? Like, how did you do it? Because for what, she's still kind of reserved about when she masturbates. Like, she has, like, planning out no one in the house.

And she doesn't want me to know for whatever reason. Like, I've let her fuck me in the ass. And she still kind of gets little, I don't want you to know I'm fucking myself around me for whatever reason. Right. Right. This is the same girl that, like, is fucking herself on the way to church at the back seat. she still feels embarrassed when she's doing it at home.

Yeah. I fucking love it. Right. But so she showed me. And like she, the second she put all fucking five of her fingers in and I'm up to her wrist, I just kind of pounced on her. And then she wanted me to, it's kind of like one of the things we do is she loves, like, said that bad dragon dildo she fucking loves it

and we already have the shrap on harness so we just put it in there and I'll fuck her with it right and it's like fuck her in the ass with it no she doesn't want it in the ass she can't it's too big for her ass oh really the the which bad dragon does she have these things I've never why have I never heard about this brand

like I don't understand are these really popular I've never seen this shit before bad dragon little bit for younger kids, but... Yeah, they're new. People should see bad dash dragon.com. I should call them up and try to get them to sponsor, be a sponsor in my show.

They have the... These are the most interesting things I've ever seen. If they give you a sponsor, you got to send some shit my way. Yeah, totally. I would because you turn me onto them, but they have to send one to me so I could say whether they're good.

But look, they get all kinds of awards and stuff. So you're telling me that they're super realistic and they feel softer than like, like, because that's the bad thing about regular dildos. So this is like the plastic is so hard. You know, it's hard to find ones that are comfortable. So these are super comfortable is what you're saying, right? Yes.

I think that's the, like that's why she loves it so much. Right, because they're more realistic. Yeah, and she's, she's fucked me with that one. Yeah. The one that we have. And that one's compared to like the regular dodo she has that's close to the same. I think the regular build is actually a little bit smaller. Yeah.

the bad dragon is like it's bigger but it feels so much fucking better right do you know which name you have look and they all have weird names and shit like this is like they they like model them after like shit off of tv and fucking video games and shit the the one we have is well i guess she has she's more than way more than i do but yeah hers is the the demo wargan from stranger things demo gorgon Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to have to look that up.

I want to pay attention to you. Oh, look, they have these things, these masturbators wrap your package. Do you ever use those? Have you ever used any of those? No, I'm not. What about the wearables, the ones to put over your dick?

You don't need that. Do you do that? No. We were talking. We actually have stuff that's, with all the COVID, 19 bullshit. They're actually not making anything right now. We actually have an order that we have a wearable and a couple of more of the dildos that are supposed to be. I mean, they still haven't

taken the money yet, but like I said, I think they're shut down for the COVID. Right, right. Okay, interesting. We have some more stuff on the way. Yeah. Yeah, people should check it out. I've never heard of this. So this is like popular with regular like, especially younger people like I don't know about like this is a new brand. Yeah, they have all like a lot of cool. stuff on here. People should check it out. But let's get back to your story. So she, you saw her fist herself for the first time. Then now does she do that all the time? I don't. She doesn't, mainly when she's by herself. I think so. So I don't know if it's something that she like just jumped into or if she's been working up to it. Because like I said, she's kind of

keeps to herself about her own sessions. I guess, but yeah. Since I, since she showed me, I know she's done it like at least another time, but like two or three days after that. And then that's when she texts me out of nowhere

what made a fist her. And since, since then, we both kind of lost interest in the, the sexting, the stranger. Yeah, I was going to go back to that. Okay.

Yeah, because we kind of, like, out of, out of like, 100 people, only, like, one or two of them would be, like, good to actually chat with. And so we both were like, yeah, I believe it before she did. I was just like, man, this is, this app's kind of bullshit. It's either people trying to, like, get you to fucking come over there and they're, like, prostitutes or... Oh, really? Yeah, it was, it wasn't, like, the best of ideas, but it was fun while it lasted. I guess. Right.

And it made her realize she liked fisting herself, right? Got her into something new. And it turned her into the idea of opening up our relationship to a third. Yes. That's what I was going to say. I mean, so now she knows she's into girls, right, possibly? And is that what you guys are thinking about me doing, having a three-sum and she would be with the other woman?

And would you be with that woman? I mean, what have you discussed about it? Like, how have you guys discussed? and if so what have you guys talked about? We have, I think about a week ago. Because I think the day I emailed you was like the day after she texted me she wanted a fit. So this was like maybe two weeks ago. Yeah.

And then that two weeks she went from, you know, quote unquote straight to possibly having a polyamorous relationship with another woman. Oh, really? I'll say polyamorous Because we were talking about Just like a one-night stand hookup But then Both of us were like I mean, we're kind of getting older

Either one of us like really Are into that type of thing anymore She never really was I mean she used to get mad whenever I say Let's go fuck She'd say no it's not fuck let's make love Right And now she's wanting to eat out the neighbor

On the front porch I'm just gonna say maybe that's why she felt so bad afterwards because she's kind of like you know she has both sides to her she's a little conflicted yeah i think so too yeah and uh but we were both talking um we both kind of picked out people that we know that either what like we would be okay with those the rules we set were like both of us have to be on board with it 100% um i can't come and say i can't come and side of her for obvious reasons. And either we can't like grow like a, at first of it was we can't get like catch feelings

for them. But then my wife brought up the whole thing, like she doesn't really want to do just like a random one-night hookup. She wants like more of like a long-term relationship, like a slow build up into it. And then like a basically like I guess like a live-in girlfriend, so to speak. are you serious yeah why does she think

I mean does she really like it seems like she might not really that might not really be what she she might really just want to be fooling around with a girl and maybe she just feels like she needs to it to

be that kind of situation because she feels weird about it just being a fling but I mean that's a whole different ball game than, you know, sexting with a girl. You know, let a girl move in.

Don't you have kids? Yeah. She's going to go from like this conservative person to like having, you know, another lover, like romantic partner lover in your house. I don't understand. I think that's a little, I think she's confused. So, yeah, I can see that. I think she is.

I mean, I agree to I pretty much let her set the rules because like, I mean, I'm not going to be the one that's going to be like, having like a moral dilemma over fucking, fucking like a random chick

or whatever. Yeah. But so I let her set the rules. Yeah. For sure. She did have one like she only wanted like certain positions or whatever, but I kind of talked her out of that rule.

What do you mean certain positions? Oh, like she didn't want me to fuck her from behind because that's or like fuck her in the ass or anything like that because that's like her favorite thing to do with me just like shit like that. Okay.

Just like complete arbitrary bullshit more or less but No that's the kind of stuff you have to Those are the kind of rules and stuff you guys have to flesh out beforehand before you jump in bed with somebody But who have you guys discussed would be Are these girls that you guys both know? yeah there are people we know from like high school or friends that we have now and you're looking to possibly see if they'd be interested in having sex with the both of you she's down with you fucking the girl too right correct she's down with you having a relationship with that girl too that i'm not sure of see i think she would be more apt to um enjoying like the one time thing

right that's what i don't understand but she said no she that's not what she wants she doesn't she doesn't like that idea right which which i'm okay with because i mean this this would be like going from just vanilla or moderately vanilla the occasional pegging and fisting to like a full-blown polyamorous relationship with someone we've never met i mean that to me that that can be considered a big step. Well, you're going to a threesome. I don't think, I don't think, I don't think she's using the right word

when she says polyamorous. I mean, that's like a whole different ball game. That's like she's looking to have a relationship with somebody else. Yeah, like a real relationship, like a real relationship. Like you guys want

to fall in love with somebody else. It is a part of your relate. You know, I don't, I don't know. I don't think that that's what she means. I think she just wants to have sex with a girl, but she doesn't, she feels bad that she would just, if it would just be a one-time thing. So she wants it to maybe, in her mind, be more meaningful. So she uses that word. But I don't think that that's what she really wants.

How do you have what you're saying? Like, if it was like a serious relationship with this other person, it would be less guilty and shameful than if it was just a one-night same. She's saying that's what she wants, but she just wants to fool around with a girl, probably. I don't know because, like, you know, she goes from sexting with girls and fisting herself while she's talking to a girl. Now she wants to have a girl in, but she has to be polyamorous. No, like she, it just, that wouldn't be the jump. I think she's just saying it has to be something more because she feels weirded out by just, like, meaningless sex with a girl.

So maybe she just wants to get to know them or it has to be someone. She knows, I don't know, but I think polyamory and having a girl come in to your relationship as a polyamorous, like, thing and changing, that changes your guy's relationship on all levels. That's what it really is about. And I don't think that that sounds like what she's really looking for. Because that would be, like, then you guys would be having much different, like, talks. Like what you guys really talk about and what she's really experimenting with is just sex. right and trying different things out. I mean, unless she thinks she would like fall for a girl too, I don't know. Is that what you think? Like romantically? I can see her falling like romantically in love with a female. Oh, you can.

You think? I can, yeah. Okay. She's that like she's she doesn't like she's not a judgmental person really at all. Like. she doesn't I guess she's more interested in the person themselves

than what they look like right right totally or how they're built or makeup or whatever right they have a dick or not I think that's just the type of person she is

so she would never just have sex with someone and that she didn't know or like and maybe then she would be able to or she would wind up starting to care about them because she's with them on that level. Yeah. I think so.

Mm-hmm. And she'd be fine with you falling for that person, too. I don't know about that. She said she would be, but I don't think she would be. Yeah, she doesn't even want you to fuck her in the ass because that's like what you guys have together. You guys better talk about this stuff a little bit more before you go. I mean, you could go have a threesome because I don't think it'll lead to any polyamorous shit right away. Most girls will have other things going on. But before you take it to the other level, like, you know, I would talk it out a little bit more with her. Just to make sure, you know, you don't get in trouble. I think we are because, I mean, like I said,

it took us like almost like three or four years to do the anal. I think this is going to be at least like six months or so down the line. Yeah, you'll probably, I mean, listen, I think she's down for a girl now that she, you know, has let her curiosity go and experience it over the phone or whatever with that girl. You know, she's going to be Jonesing to, do it in real life and fulfill that fantasy, right? Because she has you on board and why not. But, you know, and she has those rules in place and that's cool. Just let her take the lead,

right? That's a smart thing to do. You sound like you know that already. Right? You've been down that road with her before and see where it takes you. You said in your email that you had a forbidden crush. Was that the sister thing going on? Is that what you were talking about or what, who's your, Yeah. That was, it was like, I probably could have worded it better than email, but. Do you have the, well, that's what I was wondering. Like, because when you said it in the email, I didn't, and then you told me the story, it sounded more like, you know, the sisters after you.

Do you have a crush a little bit on the sister? No, not really. Okay. I mean, she's attracted, yes, but, I mean, I've known her since she was like 10 or 11 or whatever. Oh, God. And I just, I'll just see her. as like a little kid, you know. Right.

So the crush is more like, it's her forbidden crush on you. Yeah. Right. Okay. And this, and your wife knows about it. You're never going to go there.

But you guys are looking. She used to tease me about it. Oh, really? Yeah. Like when her sister was younger, because like, she was teasing that, like her sister has a crush on me.

Right. But how did she, how is she going to feel when she knows that her sister was sending you, like, naked videos of her? I don't know. Right.

I don't have them anymore. I deleted it. I'm like real quick on that one. Right. But she's going to hear this podcast? Probably. Right. And you're,

and you think it'll be fine for her to find out for the first time that? Will she go back and say something to her sister? I don't know. I'll talk to her about it before because I mean, this is going to air for like what, two, maybe a few weeks. Yeah,

I don't know. I have so many taped. It's like it's almost too much. I don't, I don't know when I'm going to be. be able to, I might have to start airing more of it. Like I tape one, I mean, I air one a week, but I have so many taped. Like you were just reminding me that I have this, you brought up the guy, the bisexual

one that I was having an argument that he was by. And I had a guy come on because he was very anti the way I actually call guys out about like what's bisexual and what's not. And he wanted to, you know, get that straight. And he taught me a lot. And I was just like, I remember, oh my God, I taped him. I have so many taped. I don't know when the fuck I'm going to air anybody.

I mean, you know, I have. to put it in a list and just follow it. So yeah, it won't be for a couple of weeks. So you don't have to worry about talking to her about it for a while. But I would just say that like, you know, she's never known and it's her sister. I mean, it's one thing to know that your sister has a question. It's another thing that your sister is sending your guy, your husband, you know, naked pictures. So, you know, I don't know. Would that bother her that you've seen her sister naked? I don't know. Do you think? what was the last what was the question

like don't you think it would bother her that you have seen her sister naked and she didn't know like you know i i mean i get that you say that she always would make fun of you that your sister her sister liked you and stuff but the thing that she didn't know is that your sister her sister had sent you videos of herself coming out of the shower so you've seen her sister naked i'm assuming so wouldn't that freak her out? Yeah.

I mean, I think her sister's over it now. She's found like a new person to harass. It's not about that. I'm just saying like you don't think it would be like, I don't know, I have a sister.

She has a husband. I've been with people. Like if like her if I, if she found out that at one point I sent her hot, like I would be, I don't know, you don't think that that would be like major. I think she's going to be pretty pissed about it I think my wife's going to be more mad that I didn't tell her when it happened

like a couple years ago but why would you why would you want to leave that in the show like for her like maybe you shouldn't tell her to listen to the pot like maybe she shouldn't listen to the podcast so we'll keep it in but I maybe don't let her listen to it yeah I mean she doesn't really listen to podcast but I'm sure if I sit in her the link she would listen to it Right. So, but if I were you, why would you send her the link? I probably won't, to be honest.

Okay, that's what I want. Okay, that's what I was getting. I don't know. I just think it would kind of take away. I don't necessarily think it would take away from the show itself, but like take away from like me kind of telling the story, I guess. What if I took it out? Yeah. Yeah, no, I don't want to take it out. No, no, no, I don't want to take it out. But I don't want you to get, I don't want you to get in trouble.

or busted or in a fucking fight with your wife. I think like I'm sitting here thinking like are you dumb or is does your wife just or you just know your wife so much that you know that she won't care? But I think like you have the potential to have a big problem if she hears this podcast because there are some there is that information that she didn't know about. And now you're talking about it. So like no, I don't want to take it out. But I also I don't I don't want you to get in trouble.

That's it. That's all I'm saying. You know, I'm just giving you the heads up as like, say I was your friend, right? I'd be like, dude, don't let her fucking hear that podcast.

She might be pissed. And that's her sister. Like, you want to get them in a fight? I don't know. Am I the crazy one here? I don't know. Anyone listening to this?

Can you please write it and tell me? Like, I think I'm right here. Like, I think it's, um, you shouldn't let her listen. And the only reason I bring that up is because before we

start i started taping you said oh yeah my wife knows i'm going out to you know in the car to tape a podcast so i was just assuming that she's going to listen to it and that's all i'm just giving you the warning don't let her listen to it i appreciate you looking out for me but i mean i don't i think if she did here she would probably be she would she would probably be upset but it wouldn't be anything that we couldn't like talk about right like you said it would be no big deal wouldn't to be like a big fight. I had a guy that had a big problem because his wife found his episode and he said some stuff. I don't know. And he really backed himself into a corner. And the last thing I ever want to happen is for, and that was only one time in like six years of me doing my show. But is ever someone

coming on my show and getting in trouble or having some thing bad happened to them? You know, I'm going to change your voice. You change your name. No one knows who the fuck you are. I don't know who you are, you know. So, and I, you know, and I just don't want there to be any problems that, like I said, but, you know, anyway. So just if you know that she could listen to it and she's fine, that's great. Just keep me posted and let me know, you know. Oh, all right.

And so when you, we're going to wrap it up now, but when you have that threesome or polyamorous relationship and you guys were all happy in love with the third person who called me up. let me know though I mean I don't know I don't understand the whole polyamorous thing and I've said it before I've said it to polyamorous couples that have been on my show like I just don't understand like loving that many people like I think it's hard enough to love one person let let alone a you know I don't know I think it's a very confusing hard situation to navigate you know loving someone's easy it's getting then to love you that's the hard part right but and then bringing another person in and then

They're loving both people. I mean, she doesn't even want you to, like I said, fuck the other girl in the ass because that's safe for you to. But yet she wants to bring another girl in. And now you guys are both going to like have a relationship with that other girl. That's like I don't understand. You know, I think that like I said, you have to talk that out more. But you'll take baby steps, I'm sure.

I'm sure the first thing you guys will do is have a threesome with a girl. And then you'll see how she fits into your life, you know? I think the first three-way would be just like maybe kissing and then my wife making the girl watch me fuck my wife or something. You know, like something totally not like balls deep in it, you know, like. I don't know with your girlfriend. It might be, I mean with your girlfriend with your wife. I think you'll go balls deep pretty quick. But which is fine.

If you're going to have a threesome, have a fucking three. It's just do it. You know, like, you know, I mean, maybe, but you guys are looking to do it with someone that she knows. So maybe it might be a little bit, I don't know. I don't know if that would be faster or slower. I don't know. Or weirder or easier. But, you know, I bet you anything.

She goes down on that girl first time you meet up. Maybe. I mean, the person she has in mind is recently, like recently divorced. Has no kids. like me and this person already briefly dated like way back in the day

so you had sex with this person before no I've never had sex with her we just I went on a few dates and like maybe made out a few times it wasn't nothing serious it was just like a

oh shit I'm available you're available I'll see what happens right right I've never went in here but right but maybe now it will maybe yeah well

Well, keep me posted. I love part two's on episodes and find out what's going to happen. And when it does, and like you said, you're probably like six months out. Six months will be here in no time. You'll come back on and we'll talk all about it and find out whether it was a polyamorous and going in that direction or just, you know, someone that you keep on the side. I'm curious, you know, whether you guys become just like maybe you're just having an open relationship as opposed to a polyamorous relationship.

so you'll have to keep me posted. Alrighty, I will. All right, thanks so much for calling in, Jay. And thanks for turning me on to baddragon.com, bad dash dragon.com. I'll remember if I heard you get some free shit and you don't say nothing about that. I will, no, of course, of course.

No, I'll tell them that's someone that called in told them all about it. I'll keep you posted. You'll hear it because you listen to my show. Yeah, and they're come tubes. They have come tubes where you could literally make it, give yourself a cream pie. Yeah, that's interesting. I'm going to, yeah, I'm going to be looking at this website.

It's so fascinating. Other people should go to it too. So thanks for that as well. The last thing I have is their, their lobes like really hypoallergenic. It's the only lube that works from my old lady. Oh, that's good to know. There's another good thing. All right.

Well, I'm going to get off here. All right. Thank you, Jay. Bye. Bye. Bye. Okay. I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly

Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only in paperback and ebook, but you can pre-order the audiobook. It's still not going to be out until August 25th, but you can pre-order it. The book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show. I kind of picked one story from each category that I talk about on my show. Like there's a hot wife story. There's a cuck queen story. There's a cuck story. There's a gang being girl story. Like I said, 17 stories. And they're all told in the third person. And they're all true. I took the interview and rewrote it in the third person. And I wouldn't really call it like a total erotica book. Think like Penthouse letters. It's more direct. It's not so over the top like erotica. I don't really like

that kind of vibe, right? But these are true stories. 17 of them. They're really short chapters, easy read. You could read, you know, one or two and then skip around. You could read the whole book. It's available in eback format, paperback format. And finally, the audio book is available coming out August 25th. But you could pre-order it now. And if you buy my book in any format or pre-order it, I will throw in a complimentary link to my Discord. My Discord does not disappoint. Okay. There's no way you get into my Discord any other way. than getting the link from me. Okay, I give it to people who buy my book.

There's tons of people in there. Everybody shares content with each other, and that's what you get to do there. You could post your own pictures and videos. There's tons of channels. We have lots of contests where you can win a lot of money. It's a super fun place to be. It's a total, strictly anonymous community,

and you will love it. I will be giving anyone who buys my book access to my Discord. It's private, like I said. All you got to do is email me a screen shot of your purchase, whether you did the audiobook, the e-book, or the paperback. Send it to me at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. That's Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. And I will send you the link to Discord.

So anyway, thanks so much for tuning in. This is the Strictly Anonymous podcast.