Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 401 - Britney Started Taking Hormones and Now she's Into Anal and a Lot of Other Kinky Things

Episode Date: July 26, 2021

Britney started taking hormones and now she's into anal and a lot of other kinky things. What kind of hormones did she go on? How long did it take before she got super horny from them? What kind of kinky things is she into now? Tune in for all the details which include how perimenopause flatlined her sex drive, made her depressed and irritable and caused problems in every area of her life, how she totally blamed her husband and was heading for divorce, how she was prescribed testosterone pellets and how quickly they worked, how she's so horny now she watches porn everyday, how she now enjoys anal and is trying to get her husband into anal too, the "knuckle move" you can do during a blow job that will make your guy get into anal play, her fantasies about being with another woman and exactly what she wants to do, her cuckqueen fantasies which include wanting to see her husband get blown by another woman, the happy ending massages she set up in Vegas and why they didn't work out, how she wants to go to a swingers club to live out her threesome fantasy, why she hasn't gone to one yet plus a whole lot more. **This episode is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice and should not be relied on as health or personal advice. Always seek the guidance of your doctor or other qualified health professional with any questions you may have regarding your health or a medical condition** **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous Podcast. Strictly Anonymous Podcast. Conversations with online strangers. We place ads online. The Craigslist is definitely like the gift that keeps on giving. Real people respond. You go to Singapore or Thailand. You can't not do it.

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Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy. If you want to follow the Strictly Anonymous podcast on Instagram or Twitter, follow the show at Strict Anonymous. Today I have on a girl named Bridget. I take Bridget a little while ago like everybody. And let me tell you, Bridget should do a commercial for testosterone pellets because they change your fucking life. And I'm going to make a disclaimer here. It's going to be down in the description. I by no means I'm a doctor. She's not a doctor.

We don't know what the fuck we're talking about. She's talking about her experience. She went to a doctor. She had these hormones prescribed. You know, if you want to do anything that we talked about on this episode, go through a doctor. That's my disclaimer. We're not giving out medical advice. This is just one person's journey through hormone therapy.

And it really changed her sex life. She went from, you know, being flatlined when it came to sex as well as other parts of her life were really, she was not doing well. She didn't know what it was. Eventually she figured out what it was. Before that, though, she was blaming everybody about her fucking problems. Okay. She was not a happy camper and she like was heading for divorce.

And I have to say, H-R-T hormone replacement therapy really changed her life and her sex life with her husband. This is a woman that went from not wanting to have sex, not wanting to put on like hot clothes, not wanting to blow her husband to a woman who not only loves anal and wants to do anal now and is a three-in-put girl, but also she could get off literally on water hitting her nipple. She's specific. It's like one nipple. Like she could literally have an orgasm by her nipple or get really turned on by her nipple

being touched by water. That's how fucking horny she is now. That's what hormone therapy did to her. And because she's now tapped into that, she is wanting to try all kinds of things with her husband. Anal, which they do now. She wants to do anal with him. I give her a whole thing that I call like the knuckle move.

Okay. If you want to know how to get your guy into anal, your guy that's not into anal, you got to know about the knuckle move. Maybe some of you know about it. Maybe some of you do it. If you don't, make sure to listen. If you're a guy, let me know if you've ever had a girl do the knuckle move to you

or if it sounds hot when I'm explaining it. But I give her the knuckle move advice. She's also interested in hooking up with women. She has fantasies. They're kind of like cuck queen fantasies, right? I haven't never had a cuck queen on yet, but I would like to. So if you're a cuck queen, email me. You can be on the show.

But she really thinks it would be hot to see her boyfriend get blown by another woman. she's looking to go to swing clubs with her husband. So she is all about, like I said, opening up her relationship. She's really into sex. Like she's never been in her whole life. And they're starting all kinds of new things. I emailed her because I talked to her a while ago. I'm curious to see if she's done any of these things since we last spoke.

But she's on that path. And she's getting it, you know, she's open to all kinds of things. And that's where they're moving towards opening up their relationship. So it's, you know, it's an episode that's interesting on two levels. I think for women who are thinking about hormone therapy, this is a really good episode to hear, like I said, this person's experience with it. Everybody has different experiences with hormones and you really need to go to a medical professional to tell you the right stuff that's right for you because it's every woman's different, right? But she's here to say what work for her. And then it's interesting on the other level because we talk all about like, you know, anal,

stuff. I give the knuckle advice. Oh, she did. I forgot to say this. There's a whole thing about when they were going to Vegas and what she had set up and what her, like her fantasies about what she wants to do and are interesting. So anyway, I'm just going to be right back on with Bridget. Hey, Brittany. Welcome to the strictly anonymous podcast. How are you this morning? I'm great. Hi, Kathy. Hi. I always get excited when I'm going to talk to a female caller, right? I don't have a lot of information, which I prefer. But you did mention when you signed up to call in that you wanted to talk about how hormone replacement therapy completely changed your sex life.

And then you wanted to get into all the kinky things that either you want to do with your husband or you are doing with your husband. I wasn't sure about that, but why don't you tell me? Yeah. So I started listening to your show probably six months ago and just kind of binge listening to every episode. I've been married for about 15 years. And I think throughout our marriage, probably our sex has never really aligned with each other.

When we first got married, my husband was coming out of the military and having some issues like taking antidepressants, so he wasn't horny. and I was all the time. And then shortly after that, we started, you know, working on having a family and had some trouble having kids and we weren't, you know, we couldn't have sex because of medical reasons. So then again, you know, we're mismatched on sex. And then after kids, you know, all the stress that goes along with when you're having them. Oh, yeah, I know.

and so it just slowly got worse, you know, as far as me not wanting to have sex. Usually it would be, you know, at least once a month, you know, I would feel really horny and we would have sex. And then slowly that just went away as well. And to me, because I'd always been very, like, sexual throughout, you know, before marriage, I just assumed it wasn't me. I figured it must be like, I just blamed it on everything outside.

Like, you're not helping with the kids. You're not helping with the house. You're not... Oh, you're blaming him for everything. Yeah. Oh, right, okay. Like, I just... It couldn't be me because I'd always been

super horny. Like... How old were you when you got married? And how old were you when this started to happen? And how old are you now? I got married, um, at 30. Mm-hmm. And, um...

we started having, we finish having kids like around 35. So you're like only 35, 36 and you start to feel your sex life going to shit? I mean, your sex drive actually going like to zero. Yeah. That was the other, yeah, the other thing is like I thought, I'm way too young to have to be a kind of hormonal. This has to be, you know, you know, that has fallen out of love or, you know, the less phase is over and now this is what marriage is really like. And it was beyond horny.

Like I was in a bad mood all the time. You know, everything about him, like just the thought of giving him a blowjob and made me want to puke. Like it was... Let me ask you this, though, because, like, were you feeling the same way, like, were you feeling the same way towards your kids? Not that, like, they were making you feel like you wanted to puke, but, like, did you have less patience with them, too? Like, was it across the board, but you just sort of projected it onto him? I've always had pretty low patient Good thing

Kids will bring it out in you That's for sure Please I have a child I think in hindsight You know the real The real like Thing that really should have hit me Is that I've always been

Well at least you know Throughout my late 20s Pretty much masturbation like horny Taking care of myself Or feeling like other people were attractive, but all that went away too. Like, just the idea of sex was repulsive.

Right. Yeah, I didn't even want to masturbate. I didn't like anything to do with sex was just gross to me. Mm-hmm. But like you said, it was across the border. It was like even your moods change and everything, right? Did you eventually, like how did you eventually realize that, hey, this is not about him, this might be about

me and this may be physical, you know, or chemical, or hormonal, right, as opposed to, you know, all these other things that you were thinking. Well, first I, I guess we both, we went to a counselor together

for marriage counseling. And the counselor was like, oh, you probably should get a, you know, a sex deck of cards. Or you should try to, you know, And all that stuff made me just, I was like, no. But still I was saying, like, these are the things he could do. Probably if he did this thing and if he did this thing.

And I was just trying to think, like, it has to be something he's not doing. Right. I don't think there's anything I can do. Right. And that must have been really wearing on your relationship, right? Because, you know, he must have been like, my wife's the fucking nag. Or, you know, or like, I don't know if you were in your head about. that or were you really putting that on him out loud so he sort of felt like he was doing

something that he wasn't doing you know what I mean um usually when he would get like set up to the point of hey you know I I need to have sex that's usually when I would bring it up well like well if you did this maybe I would want to right right right um but yeah I I feel terrible about his situation because he was trying to do all those things. He would set up, you know, like weekends away at a hotel and the whole time I'm just thinking

oh God I'm going to have to have sick. He's done this now. I have to do it. Terrible. Yeah, it was awful. So he was really trying to fix the problem, right? You were saying, hey, it's your problem if you had helped me with the garbage more or whatever.

I'll, you know, be more horny for you. So he was trying that because the guy just one's a good blow job right and none of it was working whatever yeah yeah um and so then I

another thing that kind of surfaced for me was binge eating like I would just um I didn't know how to deal with all this so I would just binge eating so finally I went to see a counselor myself for that issue

and the marriage thing came up and she was like I think you need to get a divorce like it's over between you two like you're not in love, you know, done. That's a little harsh. I know, and I couldn't come back and tell him that, you know, that was the solution. And she really projected her own things, like, you know, what she had experienced in her own relationship. Oh, God.

So dangerous. Yeah, it's very dangerous because I've talked about this before in my show. I had a roommate who was like full-fledged in mental hospitals. Like, I mean, I swear to God, like, taken off her, the floor and like in a fucking mental hospital. she's like a therapist now, you know, so you got to really, I always say, you got to really watch out and use your gut instinct when you're picking somebody to help you because a lot of them could be not so great, you know what I mean? And then look, you're sitting across from somebody that's literally putting their stuff on you and telling, giving you really bad advice.

Yeah, and I mean, I, because I was, I always kind of referred to it as the fall. I was in the fog. So I thought what she said was right. And so I just stopped seeing her because I thought that's the decision I have to make either get a divorce or just. Deal. He's probably ultimately going to sleep with somebody else or maybe he will just leave me and then I'll be off the hook. Right. You know, all those things.

And then I guess probably two or three years ago, I finally, I finally, when it kind of dawned on me that I didn't feel like masturbating or doing anything, that maybe this isn't just Tim. Yeah. I talked to my gynecologist, and so she did, you know, some blood test and, you know, saw that, you know, my testosterone was really low and I was perimenopausal. So that was probably 40s when I turned 40. But she had no solution.

She was like, there's really nothing. you can do. You know, you could try some of these testosterone cream. And so the one that she, I guess, prescribed me or whatever, was like $700 a month or something crazy. Oh, my God. So I talked to my husband who's like, well, hey, you know, we could try it. But then I, you know, Googled something.

I was like, I don't think it's really going to work. I happened to just change phalan. What do you mean? Oh, okay. Salons. Yeah, okay. And my, the lady doing my hair was kind of talking about it, how she started on, you know, just about her own issues.

And I was like, oh, my gosh. So I was like, you know, just kind of probing her and asking. And she gave me her doctor's name and stuff. So I reached out and that doctor did, you know, a lot of more blood work or whatever, and she said that she had a good solution with, you know, the hormone replacement or the pellets that they, you know, I guess put in your butt. Yeah. Like in your butt muscle. Uh-huh.

So I started on that probably about eight months ago. Um, and I was like a whole new person. Like the fog was lifted. I was energetic. I wanted to do things. My husband, like before that, my husband's breath smelled terrible to me. Like, he smelled terrible.

He, I didn't care to really look at it. Like, all of a sudden, it was like, he was this bright, shining light. Wow. Just wanted to, like, it was amazing. And how long after you got those pellets inside you did, you start to feel that way? Was it immediate?

Did it take a month? It was probably three weeks. Yeah, about three weeks. four weeks. But it just continued to get, you know, that's when I first noticed, but it continued to get better and better. Right. Okay.

But it wasn't like being high. Like, not that I don't know. It was a high. It was like a horny high. It was just, yeah. Your husband must have been so excited. And I'm like, you were like so gorgeous and you're so manly. and oh you know it's just it's crazy and imagine you would have like got divorced but you don't like that lady's

oh no right yeah it's crazy and we talk about that all the time like that is definitely where we were headed yeah um i don't have any like i don't think that he ever cheated on me but if he didn't bless his heart because like i don't if i feel like this now and he wasn't wanting to have sex with me I would definitely have to go do something. Right. So you could put yourself in his position then, right? Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Now, when you said, like, oh, you found my podcast. Well, first of all, how long have you been on these pellets for? Eight months. Oh, eight months. Okay. Have you started to have all kinds of, because I know you did mention that in your description, too, like all the kinky things you were thinking to do with your husband or stuff that you've tried? I mean, have you guys gotten into anything new since you're so horny again?

Well, we probably have sex like every other day. I would say that his sex drive isn't as high as mine, but I mean, I'm happy. Is that hilarious? Where it is? Yeah, I know. But yeah, we, I mean, we've done all. I think when I first, the first three months or so, we found like the sex challenge that we did. And it was like a different sex thing each day, like tie each other up.

just all kinds of stuff. So we did that. And then, you know, we started doing anal, which, I mean, I guess we had tried early on in our marriage, but it was like, this isn't going to work. Like, I don't know. But now it's like I'm super turned on and it's awesome. But let's stop there for a second because I think a lot of guys listening, right? there's guys listening

you know they want their girl to be an anal into anal right and their girl isn't right and for obvious reasons right I think a lot of women

are scarred by some guy that's just like shoving their dick in their ass when they're not horny at all and they're like yeah and that's what happened with us early on it was like oh no

that's too painful yeah but I think we started slowly like I would be reversed cowboy and he would you know do fingers

and things and then eventually I think it was just because I was up for anything. You're like put your dick in. We tried to get it. Yeah. And I don't know. I don't know what, I don't think either one of us had learned anything new. It's just we were a lot more patient than we were the first time we tried it in our

early 30s. It was, you know, maybe because I'd heard, you know, in like, beat top podcast to go slower. I don't know what it was. but it was much better. Yeah, it makes all the difference. That's the only, that's the way you have to do it. You have to be really turned on, like really turned on.

And I think, because I was always a three input girl. And I always really liked anal. It's not something I'm going to want to do every single day, you know? But if I like clicked into that and I like it, I could really be into it for like a whole month or two months. You know, and then you think, oh, okay, I've been there, done that, I'll do other things. But like, you know, I always, I knew the right way to do it, which was like, I took control. Like it was I would hold the guy's dick in my hand and I would put it in the way I wanted it to go and as slow. And as you get more turned on, you could put it in a little bit more, a little bit more. And then you're so turned and you're like, fuck me so hard and you come so fast, right? Because it's like the most amazing thing. But I think what happens, like what happened to you is that that's not the experience that most women have. A guy says, oh, I want to fuck you in the ass. And she's like, okay, I'll try it. And then he just like shoves it in. Like it's like your pussy. And she's like, what the fuck. I remember the first time we tried it, and he went in like it was pussy.

And I screamed, ran out of the room, called him all kinds of names, and I was so furious. Like, it totally ruined that moment. Yeah, and you would never do it again. Yeah. And I think that that's what happens. And how would a guy know if he's never shoved anything up his ass? And how would a woman know if she didn't? You know, I've talked about it only a couple other times on my podcast.

But I think it's important to know that. you know, it is, like if I think, I always felt like if I feel like it's so pleasurable and tons of gaymen out there, like, why wouldn't it be pleasurable for anyone else? We're kind of all made the same, right? So I just always felt like it's obvious that it's being done the wrong way, which is the guy's just putting it in because I always knew that you got to go really slow in the beginning. You have to really relax and the more turned on you are, the more like your muscles relax and you open up, right? Yeah, it's really weird how it just happens. And now that we've done it so many times, I don't have to really tell him. I guess he can sense like, okay, now, you know, she's opened up and

now I can go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got the groove down. But, you know, other things that have really changed is like nipples. Like, I've never been, I mean, they're okay, whatever. But now, like, I can, and it's only on one side, it's really weird, but I, you know, just playing with my nipple, like I can, it's a different kind of orgasm, but it's like, I can reach some kind of climax just from playing with nipples. Oh my God, you should be like, you should be a spokesperson for those pellets, you know? That's what I think. Like, should I go, like, school to school and give like a talk about, I don't know where you would go, but I. Well, you're on my show. Yeah, there's going to be a lot of people listening now.

They're like literally, it changed even that. Like, you could have an orgasm from just, like, touching your nipple. One nipple. Is it the right or the left? Left. So your left side nipple is, and that you had never experienced that before this. No. Wow.

That's crazy. Like, even in a shower, just with the water hitting that side, like, I have to, like, turn because if I stand there with a wall, hitting, like, I will get, like, so aroused. It's just crazy. That's exciting. I never had that experience before. As a matter of fact, I'd really, I'd only had, like, cultural kind of orgasms. And now, like, you know, I had squirted before, but now it's more regular and just vaginal.

I guess orgasms. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Or the norm for you, and they never were before? Right. Oh, my God. I mean, like, everybody, listen, every woman listening to this, if they're like where you were, they're like, give me the, they're going to be email.

Sign me up. Well, that's what I would be doing. I'm like a problem solver. If I have a problem, I Google until I fucking solve the problem, you know. And when I was like you and I was, like, bottoming out and going to, like, zero, I was like, what the fuck is wrong with me? I also had a kid. at the same time, like, because I had a kid weighed later in life.

Um, and I really think that it, that didn't help anything, right? Because I was just, my whole life was about babies. And I've talked about this before that it was like a very unsex, sexy time, you know, because I was like full time mom in jimbery. Everything was like baby shark. You know, it's not, it doesn't put you in the mood, right? It's like the antithesis of the mood, you know, which is fine because I was like hyper focused on, you know, being a good mom.

and focus on my child. But I would say that, you know, when he turned around three and I was like, I got this mom thing down, I started to feel like coming to my own again. But when I wasn't as horny as before, I was like, what the fuck, right? I got to do something about this because like you, it wasn't just the horniness went away. It was like the getting upset over the littlest things, right, and having a very short fuse. And I was like, I don't care if I gain weight on these hormones. Like, I got to go on it because I don't want my son to be like my mom was a freak, you know?

I mean, like he's like, yeah. So do they feel like you're in perimenopause? Is that what you're in? Or did you just have like a hormone issue that you were having? She really have an explanation for, you know, why. And the last time she did my blood work, which I was on the pellet, she said, you're not in perimenopause. So I don't know how she can tell that when I'm on replacement hormone.

So I guess I should probably ask more questions, but. But it will, so you don't ask because it's fucking working. at it. You'd probably be asking if it wasn't working. You're just like want to get out of the office and go home and get fucked in the ass. That's why you're not asking. Yeah. Like whatever, just keep it working. So what other stuff have you and your husband tried or are you thinking of trying or stuff that's like in your head to want to do now that you're so super horny? Well, I really kind of hinted to him and kind of gone around. around, I really, really like to stick my finger in his ass, but I think he's, I think he's a little,

I don't know. When I go around that area, he just acts like he's enjoying it. I just don't know how to make the entrance. You mean you want to put your finger inside him? You want to use a toy inside of him? Do you want to peg him? I would just start with, yeah, I would start with finger. I don't, I don't really care about the pagan thing.

That doesn't sound too, but I just want, you know, him to experience. Right. What you experience. Uh-huh. I just haven't. So I guess I don't know, like, am I supposed to ask? Am I supposed to just see how far can go before he? Well, what have you been doing?

You said, like, oh, I've been doing it. It seems like he likes it. Like, how have you been teetering around it? Like, how far have you taken it with him? So, like, when I'm giving him a blowjob or whatever and, you know, rubbing his ball. I'll just kind of put my hand, you know, a massage around that area. Yeah. But I haven't, you know, looked for the whole.

I'll tell you what I used to do to guys. And it never felt that they would be like just shoving their asshole down onto it, okay, when they were really horny. Because guys are very freaked out about anything around that area. Because, like, God forbid, they like it. They're quote unquote gay, which is so redact. ridiculous, right? It's like, if I like you to go down on me, isn't that what lesbians do? Does that mean I'm a lesbian? No, it just means, you know, I have a clit and it feels good. So, you know, when I would be blowing a guy, I would take my thumb, like, knuckle, right? Like a thumb knuckle. And put it right there, like right next to his asshole, right? And then, and just keep blowing and just keep it there. I would do this to guys that were very anti and little, like, you know, right? right before they were going to come or as they're getting closer, they'd be pushing down on it, like to make it go in deeper, you know, because it fucking felt good.

Just the knuckle part. Yes. And a bender, like say you bending your thumb, right? And your thumb knuckle and leave, yeah, and I would put it right there. I don't know how I thought of that, but it works. And it, and guys like it. And it's a very good way, you know, and then they could push down on it, right? And that's what it would always happen naturally, right?

they would as time went on they would like push down on it um and you're i wouldn't stick it in but they would be pushing on so that like almost like the whole thing would be in there yeah yeah because i do have nails and i didn't think of the knuckle because i was like well i don't want to like put a condom on my finger or whatever but i don't you could put any knuckle you could put any knuckle down in yeah so right and then it becomes it's like a little thicker than your finger And it's like, I can't explain it the way that it was and why I did it that way, but it actually will be comfortable for you. Right. And you're not using both hands when you're blowing him, right?

I hope you're using one hand while you're doing it. And you take the other one and stick it right in there and let him go to town. And trust me, he'll be pushing down on it. And he'll start to see it feels really good. And then once he realizes that, like you could say, hey, you know, if, you know, that could eventually lead to conversations of like, oh, you want me put the whole thing in or something like. that, you know? Yeah. Yeah, I don't think he would ever,

that's why I never asked, because I knew, like, outside of that moment, he would never say he wanted that. He did. Of course he would, but what about, like, have you, do you ever, like, have you ever bought any kind of, like, because now that you're into anal and you're a three-in-put girl, have you ever bought any toys, like, a butt plug or anything like that for yourself? Yeah, we used to it. Yeah, we use like a metal butt plug for me.

But, you know, I've never tried to do anything with him with that. Right. But that's, you know, the knuckle thing could eventually lead to that, you know. He's no different than you. You can't just shove something in there, right? He has to be really horny and turned on and it has to be done in the gentle way that it was done to you. the same thing has to be for him, right? So I think you start with the knuckle while you're blowing him and stuff like that.

And then eventually if he starts to realize he kind of likes it, you could, you know, relax and have a night where you try like, hey, let's try this and you like, and you know, and he could just lie there and relax and you could get him turned on and you could do it slowly and it could be something that he tries, you know. I've only had one guy allow me to do that. Use a butt plug thing. And it was like a vibrating one. on him and he, you know, he was really into it.

But I suspect that that guy was, you know, knew that he was a three-input guy way before me. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, it wasn't a hard sell. It wasn't something that you could take credit for. No, not at all. You know, I think he was acting like it was his first time. But, you know, I've been around the block. I was like, ah, this guy is, you know, this is like he's into this before me, you know.

but I will say that the knuckle thing would work with almost every guy would be like I said I'm going to try that pushing down yeah he's really hairy so that's the other thing is like I'm not sure what's going on down there I'm not sure I've even found like it you need to push his ass yeah go on I've asked him before I'm like hey what because I get waxed um like why don't you I didn't get wax, but No, you just spread his ass, cheek, like spread his legs, like spread his legs out, you know,

and push them down and push his ass cheeks out and find that hole and put your knuckle, the biggest knuckle you got right underneath it, let him relax, and then give him a great blow job, and then report back to me of whether he pushed

down or not. He will, I promise you. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. So what else? What other things are you guys thinking of trying? So like in my fantasies, like I fantasize seeing someone else give him a blowjob or, you know, just having someone else there or... Oh, that's a good one. That's interesting, right?

Yeah. Look what the pilots have done to you. I don't really... And that's the thing, like, I'm not wanting anybody else. Like, I just want to do all these things to him, what you would think since I'm so horny. I just want everything in me. Not necessarily. I mean, you could be very much like a voyeur, right?

So, and if you're wired that way, then seeing him what someone else is for you because that visual would turn you on, right? Yeah, the visual definitely. Like, that's the, like, I've never really watched porn before. I pretty much watch porn every day. Oh, my God. You're so funny. on my lunch break. Oh my God, hilarious.

So we recently went to Las Vegas. And so I Googled and found like a new room massage or whatever. And so I set that up for us. But when I was on the plane, like I was breaking out like in hot sweats thinking about it. Like, you know, with COVID going on, like I'm really going to get COVID from seeing like a sex whatever. Yeah. And then thought about, you know, I'm new to this.

What if this is like a sting operation? Yeah, yeah, I got. I just started freaking out. So I ended up like backing out. He was open to it. But when I said I was going back out, he was like, yeah, that's probably the best. So wait, what did you have set up? Like it was like a happy ending place kind of massage thing and you were going to watch?

What did you, what did you think you were going to be, you know, paying for? It was like erotic new room massage. I got two girls because I thought, well, it's going to be weird for him. You know, so I can, I'm really into boobs. So I can, you know, maybe get to mess with some boobs and he can maybe get a blue job. Mm-hmm. So that's what I had set up. Now, isn't it legal or maybe there's someplace in Nevada?

Maybe it's not Vegas, but very close to Vegas. there is a place where it's legal, so you don't have to worry, right? Isn't that? Yeah, we looked into that, but it's shut down during COVID. Oh, okay, so you have to wait. But that's on your list of things to do. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, your husband must be so, he should be by stocks in the pallet place. Because look at what he's got now. Yeah. I mean, I feel like, you know, if you think about like a timeline, like it has been so long.

It's like we're in a new relationship. So it hasn't even been a year. And so I kind of also think, well, maybe I should wait until things start to simmer down with us to inject this rather than doing it so early when things are still, I don't know. What do you mean? Like, maybe I should wait until things with us get more boring before I add in all these, you know, save it. Right, right, right. I get it. Pull that card out when you need it, right?

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen, it's not, I would say, yeah, that's really smart way of thinking if you were just met your husband and you were only a year or two year into into your relationship. But you're like how long into your relationship with them? How long have you guys been married or together for at this point? We've been married 15 years. Yeah. I mean, I think it's really up to you.

I mean, I think if you think that and that's what you. how you feel, why not, you know, pay, do that, you know, wait because, you know, that thought entered your mind. You could always, like you're saying, pull that card out when you need it, when you guys have tried so many different things. But I also think if, you know, you're close to Vegas or wherever you are or close to that place where it's legal and COVID has relaxed or you guys are vaccinated so you know you're safe and you want and you want to do it. Why not? It's because it's not something that you guys are going to be doing on the regular, right? And it might open the door to a lot of other stuff, right?

So I think, you know, take it as it comes. Yeah, I don't, how do you make sure that it's not, I mean, the last thing we're do is end up in jail. Well, I think go to a place where it's legal, right? Well. Or find somebody, you know, find a woman, you know, you know, know, they're called unicorns. It's, you know, find, it's hard to find, you know, find a woman that is interested in that

situation or the thing that's a lot easier to find, and I'm sure if you've been listening to a podcast for six months, is the other couple that's looking to play. You know, that's a lot easier to find, right? And so you find a couple and maybe, you know, listen, you make the rules, right? You don't want to play with the guy, but you want the woman to play with your guy. I mean, what is it like in your, like, in your, your ultimate fantasy, what is going on with your guy and the other woman and you? So I guess in my fantasy, like, I would love to see another woman, like, give him a blow job or hand job.

I don't know. I don't really fantasize about him having sex with another woman, but I mean, that's not, I'm not worried about that. It's just not, that's not my turn on right now. Yeah, right. What you see in your mind and what's really hot to you is if you saw her actually blowing him. Now, you like, is it a part of it like you looking at her and you being attracted to her as well? Um, I mostly want to see his reaction to her. But I also, like I said, I'm, I've never been with a woman.

And I, I mean, when I look for. porn. I look for porn with women with really nice big breasts. I would love to play with some else's boobs. Yeah. So it'd have to be a woman with some nice boobs. Right. But you, so you can maybe, you know, you and your guy play on some website where you go in as a couple and you're looking for a woman. Now, how hard is it to find that woman? I think it's difficult, right? Because you're a couple, an established couple, like what woman is. looking to just go in and blow some guy. You know what does she get out of that?

That your way of actually paying for it does make a lot more sense and is a lot easier. And I think the only way to do that safe. And so you're not because I'd be like you. I'd be paranoid. It's a sting operation. Get busted. I mean, imagine. I mean, come on.

So, you know, is to go someplace where it's legal, right? And there are places where it's legal. And you could do that. And you could try both to do those things. You know, you could do the thing where you go on, like there's adult friend finder. When I was doing my podcast early on, I used to have to go looking for guests, right? When I first started. For the first two years, I worked every day posting ads, responding to ads, trying to find people.

I'd sometimes be like the day before I'm going to post an episode. I don't even have someone, right? And so when I was really desperate, I would go on adult friend finder, right? So I know about that website. And I would go on there and just like be instant messaging these people, you know, that were just looking to like have phone sex, you know, and just trying to. trying to get someone on my show. So I know that, you know, that website, as well as FetLife, I've never been on FetLife, but, you know, because this was back in the day when I was looking

for gas, but FetLife is a place that a lot of my callers talk about. It's like an alternative lifestyle kind of situation where you guys could go on as a couple. And, you know, with your horniness, you know, post some picks, you don't have to put in face shots, like to say what you're looking for. You might find a taker. You might have some virtual stuff going down, you know. I feel like, you know, you're so open and horny now that and ready to try all kinds of things, if you just, like, go on a site like that and go up there as a couple and you managing it, it would probably turn you on.

Yeah, and one of the things, you know, I guess over this past 10 plus years, I've really just kind of had let myself go, like I'm probably 30 pounds overweight. And I wonder, like, do I mean, do I need to be, like, all fit and hot to go into a swingers club or to get another person? Like, I just wonder if, I don't know, do people still participate in those things when they're not, you know, in their best condition? Right. Well, I think that that's like, that's all relative, right? I mean, I have a lot of girlfriends, and I've always had a lot of guy friends. So I've always had the knowledge that guys like all kinds of women.

I think a lot of women who didn't grow up with brothers or they don't have a lot of guy friends and they just have like zero understanding of what guys are really like. And they just think like, oh, guys only like girls that you see in magazines. Now, thank God, you see all kinds of women in magazines. It's completely changing, right? But what it used to be is like people, women would think, oh, you have to be perfectly skinny and in the best shape, right? Or like, or some guy wouldn't want you. I've had personal trainers training me and tell me that like when they were dating, it would always be so bad because the women

that they were looking to date would feel really insecure because they thought that they had to be like in perfect shape. And like, and these were personal trainers. They're like, I don't give a shit. Like, I like that big ass or, you know, they're huge tits. You know, guys are really looking at women very differently than women look at themselves. Okay. You know, so. sexy and sexy is to me what makes someone sexy is like feeling sexual and being hot. You are so into sex right now that you probably would be hot. It's because you're hot inside. You know what I mean? Like you're horny for everything. You're down. I don't know about your waist to bust to hip ratio, but I think that there is something to that too, right? But I think that I think. I think,

think that it's all about the way you carry yourself and how you feel about yourself. So I think the answer to the question, do guys like women that are under the best? Like, what does that mean? You know what I mean? There could be a woman that's 200 pounds and she feels like she's fucking hot and she loves sex and there's guys that want to fuck her, you know, because she just carries herself that way. I had a girlfriend who was very anti her body. I mean, she acted like she was like deformed the way. I mean, she probably had body dysmorphia. And I used to try to point out like celebrities that had her body and sexy musicians that, you know, rocked that kind of body. And I would be like, look at her. Like that's your body right there and look at how

hot she is. Like why you, but if you're not like that person inside, it will show. And the opposite is true too, right? If you feel that way inside, it will show. So I think, you know, you're, you got the horniness there. You're totally love sex right now. You're in your prime. If you could get past like how you feel about your body and feel sexy and just own it, you'd be hot and you could walk in that sex club and you'll get, find tons of people who want to get down with you. But if that's a block for you and you can't get past that yourself, then, you know, cut your carbs in half or just like stop fucking eating something.

You know, and you'll probably lose weight really fast. Yeah. You know? Yeah, I just wondered about not so much the guys that feel pretty confident about, but like getting another girl with us. Like, I don't know like what girls are interested in or, you know, I don't know what do you rate yourself? Yeah, but what do you rate yourself on a scale of one to 10?

Right, you're projecting your own feelings onto other women. Yeah. Right. But what, but that's wrong. Just like you, when you were projecting all that shit onto your husband. What, what do you, on a scale of one to 10, overall, what would you give yourself? I think face-wise, probably seven and a half. Body-wise, probably six.

Right, and why? I think proportion is curvy as good. Like, I have a nice ass. My boobs are pretty good. But I do have stomach, stretch marks, stuff like that. Yeah, but, you know, like I got to tell you, I think that, whether it's a man or a woman, especially a woman that's like in the swingers club and she's really into sex.

I mean, I think that people see past a lot of that kind of stuff. I don't think everyone's like so perfect with their clothes off, right? So I think it just all matters on how you project yourself. And if you're thinking, I mean, have you guys thought about going to a sex club? Yeah, I've looked at a couple. I think they're starting to open up slowly. again. And I've mentioned it to my husband. I just want to go and watch and hang out and see what kind of people go to those places. Yeah. And what does he say? I don't know. He just kind of laughed.

I don't know. I think he would want to do it out of town, not here where, you know, he might run into somebody, you know, he knows or whatever. Yeah, for sure. Well, I think that that's also a really great solution to finding that situation of having that woman. And I think that, you know, now until the club opens up, like work on, like I said, cutting your carbs or doing something small that will help you shed a couple pounds, you know, and make you feel better about yourself. But you're probably hot right now. And if you, if you just got past it, it would, you know, other people it's you that, whether they're a man or a woman. And there's always stuff you could wear. Like you could throw on something that, you know,

camouflages, those stretch marks or something when you're out in a club or, you know, getting a fuller. And you can keep that on, whatever. You know, you could figure out how to look fucking hot and, you know, kind of hide the things that maybe you don't feel secure about. But I bet you anything when you go in there, you see other women with, you know, maybe that aren't as great as hot as you and they're having a good time. You know, it's all about how you feel about yourself, right?

Yeah. So I wouldn't worry about the women. First of all, right now, like, you know, and you're looking to see the woman blow your husband while you watch, right? Right. Yeah. So, you know, you could teeter on that and then see if she's into you and lets you. But I think you'll be fine.

I mean, I don't see you, right? But like I said, I think that sexiness comes from, a lot of it comes from within. You know? So it's more the scenario if you're in a sex club and a woman is there and she's like, oh, this woman wants me to blow her woman and she's going to be getting off on me doing it. And that woman is going to get off on you watching her get off. Right. And it's just everyone's like horny and then now you're there and you're naked and you want to play with her tits and she's like, that feels good. And then you say you have nice tits. And then she's like, and she's not thinking about your stretch marks. Do you understand? Yeah. Yeah. You are maybe. I don't know. But probably at that point you're not either. So I think, I don't think you have to worry about it. I think you should forge ahead. I think that that's, you know, you guys have some exciting things on your horizon. Like I said, you should be on the commercial, but your husband should also be on the commercial for the pellets.

Yeah, he was like, I mean, because he can tell, like, beyond just the sex that I feel so good about, I mean, just optimistic, like, you know, wanting to do things. he's like, man, maybe I should go and see about getting myself tested. Right. How old's your husband? Yeah, for sure. How old's your husband?

Same age. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's like, it's really been like the magic cure for you. Yeah. I think what's interesting, what's important is that women should be,

you know, hopefully listening to this and realizing that it is not normal to be so flatlined and sexless and irritable and foggy. and all those things, right? And that only gets worse if you don't tend to it, you know? Right.

So, yeah, I mean, I think, you know, when I look back, if I had let it go on, I mean, it was beyond, right? It was in sweats all day, no makeup, taking a shower maybe, you know, once or twice a week because I was like, if I could just keep him away from me by not, you know, if I brushed my teeth or took a shower, that might be a hint to him that I want. want to take, you know, that I want to have sex. I'm just not going to do that when he's around. Yeah.

It was terrible, you know, and the guilt, I mean, just in bed at night, just for, like, if I move, he's going to know him awake and he might want to have sex. Like, it was just, it was like a prison for both of us. And, you know, I had actually talked to him. I was like, what, do you think if you would have said something to me, like, if you would have found this and told me, you know, do you think that I would have listened? because I'm thinking about, you know, men listening to this. Yeah.

I think I was so desperate that if he would have said, hey, I found this website, just look at it or go to this provider. Like, I would have gone along because I was just really desperate to find an answer. You and your, you know, your pellet commercial, go make that with your husband. But keep me posted as you guys go along, right, and try these other things because, you know, what is your, it could be your second story six months from now is like how, you know, you're a couple that for 15 years were just with each other. And now you're how you've been to a swing club or you've, you know, paid for a situation and had, you know, opened up your relationship. You know, what happens there, you know, and let and report back to me when we did talk again on the knuckle if it worked.

Yeah. Don't forget about the knuckle trip. Trick, I want to see if he pushes down. Give him time, but I bet you anything. Yeah. So that's a good one. Yeah. So keep me posted.

And once you guys start like, you know, doing other things and you have some more experiences, let's do a part two. And, you know, because I like to, I love, like, there's a couple of people that I've had on a couple times, you know, over the years. And I love those stories because you see people at different times along a journey, right? In some stories, it's like there's no beginning. I like when there's like a beginning and middle. There's never an end, right?

It's just a journey. It's different chapters, you know. And sometimes I only see one chapter or somebody where they're at now. But I love when I see different chapters of the same person because that's real life, right? What does your relationship with your husband look like? People who have been married for 15 years at terrible sex. Now they're like, you know, at swing clubs and having the best time or not having a good time. You know, what does that look like?

That's super interesting. keep me posted. Good luck with everything. Thank you so much for calling in. I think this is a really important topic, and I hope that the right people find it and learn from it from you. Thank you. Thank you, Brittany.

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