Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 462 - Faith and Hope Are Into Threesomes and Moresomes

Episode Date: March 14, 2022

Faith and Hope are into threesomes and moresomes and they call in to talk all about it. How and when did they meet each other? What exactly do the do together? And, were they into women before? Tune in for all he details which include how and why Faith and her husband opened up their marriage, how Faith was always a cuckquean but had never found the right woman, how they love the swinging lifestyle and how that led to meeting Hope, how Hope was not really into women and how hooking up with Faith changed that, how Faith and her husband cam on Chaturbate and how Hope now joins them, what exactly they do when camming and how hardcore they get when the cameras turn off, how they’re both totally open about being in the lifestyle as well as in a throuple, how adding Hope into the picture has benefited both Faith and her husband, how hot their s-e-x is and how dirty they like to get with each other, how their intense physical chemistry has led to a great friendship plus a whole lot more. To see them camming live on Chaturbate on Sunday nights at 10 pm, follow them! Their name is: Mr_mrs2020 **To see anonymous pics of Hope and Faith and Faith's husband and most of my other guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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this was a first for me. I've been doing my show a long time. I love firsts because it's very rare that I have firsts nowadays because I've been doing my show for like seven years and I feel like I've heard most things and, you know, and I hear them now a lot. But I never had on two women, okay, together on the show. I've had most people who are calling in solo. I've had couples call and this is two women calling in. Now, Faith is, like, and I get both of their backstories. Okay, Faith, and I'll give you a little bit of that backstory, but they're going to get into, like, hardcore details.

But Faith is married. She's the one that's married, her and her husband, our swingers were swingers. They wound up having some swinging couple friends who introduced them to Hope, and then Hope became like their unicorn. And she's much more than a unicorn now. hope and faith really like each other. They're really into each other.

They fool around together. They, like I said, it's more than that, though. They really care about each other. I think they might be, like, falling for each other. They talk about that. They cam sometimes together. So at the end of all of this, after you hear all their whole stories and how they met

and both of their separate backgrounds and then their history together of what's going on between them now, you can actually see them. I think their camming sessions go on. It's a certain day. I think it might be Sundays at a certain time. You're going to have to listen to the episode. They give that information at the end.

They also sent me in some sexy picks of themselves. They'll be anonymous on my Patreon. You could see picks of them. One of the picks they sent in Aurora or her husband, too. They're so open about everything that they do. I mean, some people even in Faith's family knows that she's a swinger. Like I said, Faith gives her backstory. Hope has a very different backstory, but they wound up meeting, like I said, through a Swingers

club scenario, and they just hit it off. They had other experiences with women in the past, but nothing like what they experienced when they got together and hooked up. And like I said, it goes beyond sex. They talk a lot, though, about the sex. They really enjoy it with each other. They sound horny for each other when I was talking to them. So that's that. I'm just going to get right to the episode because you're going to love it because it's new because it's something I never heard before because most of my listeners love listening to one female that love sex. Now you're going to get two who love it, who are open about it and who are here to talk about it.

So and again, they give out their shout out to where you could find them on their cam sessions that they do. They do it like for foreplay. She really, Faith was doing it with her husband. Now sometimes hope joins. in so you could see them there. They give all that information out at the end. It's also going to be in the description.

I'm going to be right back on with hope and faith. I have two females on today. Okay, this is a complicated, interesting story. I have faith and hope on the call, right? Now, from what I gather from the short email that you sent me is faith is married and hope is like your guy's girlfriend? Yes. Yeah.

Okay. Now, I mean, I'm also like turned into my best friend. Yeah. And now were you guys friends before or like you guys, you opened up your relationship, brought hope in and then you guys all became friends and now, I mean, would you even consider yourself polyamorous or just kind of fuck buddies and friends as well? Now I think we might be polyamorous. I never thought that I would ever do anything like that.

But my husband and I've been in the lifestyle like hooked up with other people for probably like five years. And then a mutual friend of ours introduced us and I think we've seen each other like every week. Long weekends, every weekend since then. Yeah, because you spoke about a five-sum because you're like, we have another couple that we also play with. Is that the couple that introduced you to help? Yes. Okay. So let's get started with you first faithful. Like backstory, you know, with you and your husband. Like how long were you married before you opened up your relationship and how did you open it and like you know how did that come about um like five years ago i just we started having like dirtier and dirtier sex i guess like i was pretty closed off like i didn't

even like sex i was kind of grumpy we really didn't have that great of a marriage and then we started working on our sex life and then one thing led to another and i was that he were initially looking for a girlfriend right and i yeah i was like you know it would be fine if like you got a girlfriend And I was like, how about you sign up on Ashley Madison? And he was like, are you sure? But wait, who said they wanted a girlfriend? You said you wanted your husband to have one? Or you wanted a girlfriend?

Yeah. So I hear you talk a lot. Like you introduced, like, I never thought there were other people like me until I heard some other girls on your show. And they're like, oh, I love to watch my husband have sex with other people. And I'm like, that's me. You're the cut queen thing, right? It is.

Yeah, I think that there's never just been a term for it. I know that after I aired that first girls episode, and I've gotten so many emails from other ones. I've had some on the show. So you would maybe label yourself that too because that was like the first thing that you thought to do or you started to do with your husband because you knew it turned you on? That and I wanted to be with other women. Like I knew like I liked women. Right. And had you ever been before?

A little, but not anything. Not like what we do now. I mean like like petting, you know, kissing maybe some fingers. action, but that was about it. And then we got in the lifestyle and then it took a whole other turn. And then now I actually, like, I'll sleep with other people. We have a group that there's five of us, but then we had to fight some on Saturday night with just some random people. That was fun. Where do you meet those people? Like, do you have swingers parties? Do you go to the club? Yeah, we went to a swingers club on Saturday. You went to a swingers club on Saturday. But wait,

Let's get stick back to the story. So you, I mean, you decided, no, it's okay. You decided, though, that you wanted to maybe hook up with girls. You had never gone all the way. Your husband was down. And you were like, not only do you want to

fool around with a girl, you figured maybe you'd want to see him as well. So he was going to get to join in. And is that the first thing you guys did, went out and looked for that unicorn, quote unquote? Or did you go to start to, you know, go to swingers clubs or whatever? Like, what was that first initial time?

swingers clubs well he started on Ashley Madison actually oh right and he went on a couple dates and it turning me on like so much and then I was like how do you feel about going to a swingers club and of course I thought it was going to be a bunch of weird I don't know people haven't sex free yeah and of course it wasn't it's all super normal fun people all of our friends now like we don't even have vanilla friends because no the people we meet in the lifestyle have been so great and then and we just talk about it openly and so it's good having friends that are in the lifestyle because you don't have to watch what you say or you don't have to you know hush not around these people I mean it's just that's all of our friends well hope let's get a little back story on

you as well so now you're you're the unicorn in their relationship are you married as well or are you single and when you in the lifestyle by yourself what's your no I'm very single I'm very single and I had dated a guy that we went to the swingers bar one day and we met the other couple that we were telling you about. Yeah. And a couple of days later, I asked the guy that I'd gone with for that other couple's phone number because I knew he had gotten their phone number. And I think reluctantly, he gave it to me. Right.

And when I reached out to them, they were really happy I reached out to them. And then they started telling me about their other best friend couple, which is Faith, and her husband. And she was like, you've got to meet them. They're my best friends. You know, we do everything together. It's turned into family vacations. and, you know, our kids growing up together, and she said, and you've got to meet her. And so we came over here one night and got in the hot tub.

It was all five of us. And it was just like, since then, it's like me and Faith really had a really crazy connection. And now, yeah, I'd hang out here like any time I get. And you're, but you're very single. Have you ever been married? Or did you always know you? Yeah, you were. Once when I was very young for 18 months.

it's not for everyone. No, totally not. Wasn't for you. It was not for me. And so I've been single this whole time. And, you know, and I've always enjoyed like the spice in life and, you know,

something different. I knew that I wasn't satisfied with just what I had. And I never could date anybody and stay serious because it was like it just wasn't enough. Like there was something missing. And so, and when you think about doing all those things in your mind, it's like you feel not normal. You know, it's like, well, God, I'm a weirdo.

Like, I want to have sex with more than one person at a time, you know. Like, you don't want to tell anybody that because, you know, most girls especially, of course, guys are all for it, but girls are just like, even if they're thinking that, they're not going to say it. Yeah, they're going to be really judgy. So how did you wind up from, like, you know, having that mentality and living in those, in that world to, you know, being going to swingers clubs with that guy that you went to that time.

I mean, you got divorced and started like, you know, Well, no, I've been divorced like, shoot, I've been divorced like 25 years. I've been single nearly my whole life. And when he asked me to go, I thought, wow, that's right of my alley. You know, and I think it was glow night. And so we got to dress up in all, like, neon colors. And when I get there, I mean, nearly everyone's half naked. You can see everybody's body.

And it was so sexy. I mean, I just was like, this is, I just felt like I fit in. Yeah, I found my people. Yeah, so it's interesting. So you were, like, single for all those years and had now. Never gone, that router gotten into the lifestyle. I mean, that was your first time recently. Or how long ago was that actually?

Yeah, that was maybe six months ago. Oh, so you guys are new. You guys are new to each other. But Faith, how long had you and your husband been in the lifestyle? About five years. Five years. Right, right, right. That's what you said.

Yeah, a while. But we'd even like kind of fallen out of it because we were like, we really kind of just like sex together. Like, it's so good. Mm-hmm. But now, even when I'm saying, I'm like, I wish hope was here. I'm like, is that weird?

Like, ever since she came into the picture, you're saying? Now, you had mentioned something to me while we were like setting up getting ready to talk about camming. Oh, when we cam together. Like, she uses this. Like, what is that whole thing about? I mean, I just feel like we're going, we're fast forwarding here. But like, what is the camming thing between the two of you? So that's, well, my husband and I've done that for a while.

Oh, okay. You and your husband. My husband and I had done it for a while, but we're like hit or miss. Like we'll get on. It's foreplay to us. Like a lot of people do it like as a job. But like for us it's like foreplay you get on. People tip you.

Yeah. We get on chatter bait. And so people tip you to do whatever. And then last week I was like, hey, you want to cam? We're going to Vegas in April. So I was like, we just make it our Vegas fund. And we did. And it was a big hit.

Yeah. Oh, with your audience. Now do you have a regular audience on there? Are you always on chatterbait? And when did you guys decide to do that? Last weekend. No, no, no. I know you guys all did it, but I mean, you and your husband, Faith, like, you know.

When COVID started, we were like, gosh, we can't go out. Oh, interesting. Just what all these people watch us have sex. Right. That's how you spiced it up because there was no more swingers parties. Nobody was going out. I bet you a lot of people. Did a lot of people in the lifestyle do stuff like that as a, you know, kind of like a fix?

So our friends do. The other couple. Yeah. They cam as well. Now. Yeah. And that was almost a full-time job for them. Yeah, they did it.

They would stay on for eight to ten hours a day every day. Wow. We don't do that. We're like three hours and then we're so dirty. We're like, God, we can't even do the dirty? Like, can we get to the real dirty stuff? Like, once we turn off. So we're like, after a couple hours, her and we're like, can we turn it off so we can.

And we're pretty dirty on cam. Well, what is it? What do you do on cam? And then what do you do off cam? Well, there's a tip menu, and so they can tip for, you know, like spankings and then they'll designate who gets the spankings or, you know, the strap on. Yeah, or the strap on or finger play or, you know, and so they tip different things. And so the guy last night tipped for us to talk dirty.

Yeah, to him, yeah. He wanted, I talk dirty while they had sex. Yeah, that was hot. While him and his partner were watching you on Cam, is that what you're saying? I don't know if he had a partner or not. Oh, okay. And so this is hope. So me and her husband were having sex and she was doing a dirty talking to us while we were having sex.

Oh. Yeah, it was so hot. Yeah, well, that's like a little cock queen situation right there. Yes. Right? Yeah, so I'm not so much into the degradation type of stuff. Like, I mean, I don't mind. I mean, he did pull us by her hair last night and made us.

He did crawl on the floor. And the funny thing is he's not like it. It's all our ideas. Right. He just goes with it. He's like, we're like, can you, can you, can you, slap eyes? He's like, fuck, I'll try.

But he did really good. But he did really good. Oh my God, that's so funny. So now this is, you, Faith, right? It's a little confusing for me. I just want to make sure I'm talking to, I got the stories right. Faith and the husband.

Now, you get into the lifestyle the whole time. Like, when was your first experience with the woman? Like, you knew you always did want to be with women. Like, I'm assuming that Hope wasn't the first time, right? No. The best. He's the first. Right, obviously. Because she moved in.

I will take most girls in the lifestyle. Yeah. I have found really are doing it to please their husband. Right. And so they'll do it, but they're not, they're just not into it. And I can tell you, like, you can just tell. Like, they're just not in, like, they want to be and they're doing it, but it's a show. Right.

And I would prefer not to, I would rather just swap with husband, not do any girl play. Mm-hmm. If it's like that. I want to have a woman that's actually into women. I don't think she was really into women as much, but. Yeah. Well, now I guess she is. Who?

Hope. Hope. Yeah. Oh, you mean when you first. So Hope, were you into women before you, Matt, Faith? Or did she? No, I wasn't. I wasn't.

And, yeah. I mean, you have, you know, college, you experiment, and it's just like, yeah, that's not for me. Yeah. And so, you know, my whole life goes by. And then when I met this other couple, And we hooked up, you know, basically it was, you know, for the man, you know. And truthfully, I like having sex with married men because there's no, there's no risk of, like, they're not going to con stalk you and catch feelings like so quick.

And, you know, there's no commitment, you know, because I work, I travel a lot for work, a lot. And so it's really hard for me to date. Right. And because I'm on the road so much. And, you know, guys, and I work in a male dominant industry. And so a lot of guys find that threatening and they can't handle it. They want me to quit my job so they can take care of me. And I'm like, I make three times the money that they do.

And there's no way I would ever quit my job for somebody. And so it's always been real hard for me today. And then when these guys come along, the other couple, that was hot, but she's not really into girls either. You know, she, how would you describe that? She likes Jack a little bit. Yeah, she does like dig a lot better. Right. She does.

But I mean, she does play. And we do have a good time. But like with Faith and I, it's like so hot. It's super hot. Like, you know, my husband had to come up last night and put one of the kids back to bed. Yeah. We had to get up and shut the door. And she was like, just go down on me.

Get me off one more time. Oh, it was so super hot. But wait a second. Why don't you guys paint a picture? Like, what, like, Faith? Like, what do you look like? Hope? What do you look like?

like or do you know each where are you guys each other's type is it just like a chemistry thing between the two of you it's just a chemistry thing really this is hope so faith is if I didn't describe her she's blonde hair blue eyes so typically not my top yeah I go for me and I always look for dark hair dark eyes because it's real masculine right made blonde hair blue eyes is always feminine so for her to be blonde hair blue eyes it wasn't anything I looked at like oh that's not my top it was just like oh because it's so feminine she is so girl and an amazing body. Like,

Jesus Christ. Like, you don't even know. And she's a little bit taller than me. She's probably, how tall are you? Five seven.

Five seven. I'm five four. Yeah. So I'm blonde hair. I mean, I'm brown hair, brown eyes, petite,

athletic. And so it just works. I mean, it's, uh, super, super hot. A huge part of it is the friendship.

Like, we go from like, fucking to her, reading to the kids. Yeah. I mean, she took me, So I could get ready last night for KM because we were kind of running late.

And my husband was like, I have to work in the morning. Like, I can't be up all night. Yeah. And so she came upstairs and read books to both my kids and tucked him in while I curled my hair. I mean, that's the kind of, like, it is a chemistry thing too. Like, it is very much. We, but it's really turned into friendship. Laugh like so quickly.

So much. Oh, we laugh. And now, Hope, you're like, because, Faith, you're down with it, right? you like to see Hope with your husband as well, right? It's not just you two playing alone. She also plays with her husband. No, I love it. I, like, I love her being with my husband.

Right. It's actually we woke up Sunday morning and I had my back to them. We were all in the same bed. And I was like, this bitch is sucking his dick. Like, I wasn't ready to get up yet. Right. And then I, like, finally rolled over and I was like,

she was writing it. And I was like, have you gotten off yet? And she was like a couple times and I was like, and get off. She's like, it's my turn. I was like, well, I thought you weren't getting up yet because I tried to wake her up. Well, he was trying to wake her up, but she wouldn't wake up. But I just leaned over and kissed her.

And then I just felt the smile go across her face. And she was like, did you get off? And I said, yes. And she goes, well, let me dry it. Oh, my God. Now, how old are your kids that she's reading to them? Very little? Five and eight.

Yeah, they're still. They're young. But they really, they ask. they're like, where, where is she at? Do they, like, quote, unquote, Aunt Hope, Auntie Hope? Yeah, basically. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, so now your husband, so you have most of your friends, because normally a lot of times I like to ask people, like, do you think that anybody in your regular life would be surprised? I mean, is this a total secret life? Like, because all your friends are in the lifestyle, you're pretty out there with everyone you know, right? But, I mean, I'm assuming, like, when you do camming and stuff, Do people see your face or do you keep that out of it?

So we block the state that we're in, but that's it. Oh, you can do that? You can. So you can block the state that you're in. So I'm like, at least it's not somebody that's like on the PTA with me, you know? Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. So you could block the state that you're in and so no one sees you. And I'm assuming you live close together. So you have the same benefit of that, right? I hope that nobody knows because you said you're in this position where you're making, a lot of money you travel for work. I mean, do you ever get nervous at somebody you'd bump into someone they'd have seen you on the cam? No, because it's the same state for the most part.

And so I don't think she'd care. And I don't really care. It's just like I'm at the point in my life where it's like you only live once. And yeah, you know, it's not my business what anybody else thinks about me. You know, it's just I'm having fun and living my life, you know, my best life, then who cares? Who cares? Right. Most of the time when we go to sleep at night, we're like, God, if we died right now, like, fuck it. Like, we're living our best life. We are. We just don't care anymore.

Like, it just doesn't, I really don't care what people think. We laugh about it. I'm like, so do you want to go to Easter with us? Right. So we're already starting you. And like, I'm like, I've never in my life thought I would go home and be like, well, we are a thruffle. Like, and I'm like, shit, how am I going to explain this one to my mom?

Yeah, it does sound like a thruple. And like you said, like you, did you say, what was your answer to? to whether you guys are, you're polyamorous, maybe. I think we are. I mean, we pretty much are. Yeah.

I mean, I'm not looking for anything else in my life at all. Like, for sure. Like, this is... Except her she went on a date

last weekend, but it was really fun because she came over and last, the day after, and I was like, we didn't even started yet. We were just putting on laundry

and I was like, God, I've been thinking all day about how I get to, like, punish you for going out. So does that turn you on too, considering like you, like that must be a turn?

on for you to think of her with somebody else as well? Do you get off? Like, I mean, I'm assuming you know, I was jealous. I was actually really jealous. I was really kind of like, God. Oh, that's kind of interesting. I know, but I got DP'd that night and she was jealous. Yeah. I was like, she was like, you did what? Yeah, I missed that. Wait a second. You got DP by who, your husband and just another guy in the lifestyle. The other couple. Okay. The other couple came over now. Was the wife there as well? Yes. So what happened in that situation?

Besides the DP, tell me some hot stories. I mean, that's what people like to tune in. A lot of times I cock block those stories with all my questions. Yeah. We got, wow. So we got in the hot tub and she's super cool. Like, we're all very aware of what the other ones kinks are. Yeah.

And so we, it's funny because you can tell how good our friends we are because we're like, we'll step back and like, like let us have like the things. threesome experience, even if, like, it's just the three girls on one guy, and then the guys will switch, or, but, like, for me, she knows I've, like, really like to get deped, and I don't get it very often. And, like, she stepped back. She got the camera out. We got inside the house, and she was like, I'm just going to step back. And you can hear her videoing the whole thing. And she's, like, just enjoy it. Just enjoy it. She's, like, moving people's hands so you can see both sticks going in and out of me. And she's, like, to get it on video for me, you know, so I can get off to it

later. it was super hot she showed me the next day and I was like oh I was getting so turned on and like my husband who's even like doesn't always like go out there he's like grabbing my hair and like I mean he was calling me a bitch like and that gets me off like I don't think it even gets him off that much but we both like love it pretty dirty you and hope yeah right right he's a good sport he is and he's getting so much better at it like so hot Super hot. I don't even think he knew he liked stuff that we like and he's like, damn. So yeah, it was really nice to get. So I've been DEP before, but I was always really nervous. Right. And this time, it was just the four of us.

I've known these people for five, six years. Our kids think they're cousins. And I was able to enjoy it. And I mean, I usually only will like squirt on my husband. And like, I mean, I squirted like three times during the whole thing. Oh. And listen to Hope. She's already.

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Use my code strictly 15 or just go to the description. Click on the link and 15% will be automatically applied at checkout. Thanks, mystery vibe. sponsoring this episode. So what would you say, Faith? Because I mean, you've been doing this for five years, you know, with your husband. I mean, has it improved your relationship with your husband? And what would you say? Like, did you have any rules or regulations going in? Like, you know, what would you say is your guy's key to success to having a successful open relationship? So when we went into it, I feel like we had like, the first night we went out, we had like

safe words and like this whole plan and all rules all these things and we went into it soft swab yeah and um that lasted like a month but one of the first people we ever met they were like you know the best way to look at it is really it's a sex beat or a sex toy with heartbeat like use it to your advantage and so i did i mean we did and now we have no rules i mean i mean There's rule. I mean, the only thing is I don't want anybody else to have anal sex with me except for my husband. Uh-huh. So when you're doing the DP, it's your husband is always in your ass. He's always, yes, an ass. Like, that's more comfortable to me. But now we really don't have rules. I feel like. Yeah, as far as I'm, I mean, as far as I go, there's not really, but if it was like somebody else, it would be different, you know, so it's really. But we don't have like safe words or anything like that. Yeah. I feel like if it's uncomfortable, I'm like, hey, this isn't working out for me. Can we go?

Yeah, but it sounds like also that you're a lot of times the people that you're partnering up with, like you said, are your really good friends. And at this point, you know what each other like. So it's like any other relationship, whether there's one other person there or five. I mean, you all kind of know each other well enough that you know what you're into and not into and how to play and what somebody wants. Oh, yeah. When there's five of us, I feel like even we do things that might not be.

just like our favorite thing but we do them because the other one likes it like we hooked up with another couple they randomly showed we didn't think they were going to show up at our room on Saturday we stayed in a hotel Saturday night after the club yeah and the hotel is right next door to the club you can walk back and forth and so we were already in the hot tub yeah we're like sitting in the club and I was like do we really just want to hang out here or do we just want to go start having sex and we're like fuck it let's just go have sex right and so we get in the hot tub in the room and then there's a knock on the door and I'm like oh shit There's people.

My husband opens the door naked. Yeah. And he's like, don't want to come in. And we're in the hot tub and her and I are looking at each other. And they were like, we can leave. We can leave. And I'm like, no, it's not y'all. We want y'all here.

We're just scared. We're going to scare y'all because we're already in the zone. And we're going to get freaky. Right. You don't want to stop. And I mean, how freaky do you guys get that you think that you're going to freak out like other people that are in the lifestyle? I know, we're scared.

I mean, how crazy are you? Well, we are crazy. And I think for a lot of it is like we just say random stuff. But we also laugh in the middle of it too. Yeah, we just stuff. It's not all serious. You know, all the lights are on. You know, there's no like under the covers, lots out type deal.

It's like lights on and like somebody may stop in the middle and just, oh, I just thought of a joke, you know, randomly recited joke or a story that it's, and you're just having sex the whole time. And so it's like, it's super funny. Like, oh, they loved us. They were like, she sent me a text the next morning on Sunday and she goes, y'all are a cool fucking hang. She was like, I've never met anybody like y'all. Like you and hope. All our other friends are real stuck up.

They're like, it doesn't not get crazy like this with all those other people we were with at the club. She's like, this is awesome. Now, will you guys be continuing to cam together? And you and your husband still do it even though everything's kind of easing up? Like, COVID-wise, do you just enjoy it because it's like hot to have all these people watching you? Yeah, so we did it on Friday Yeah It was kind of boring though

Honestly without her Him and I she was still out of town So her or him and I did it on Friday And I was kind of boring Like It's more fun when it The three of us on cam And we like I said

We don't do it for like real money Yeah yeah yeah Some people can get on there And so I bet you how much do you make When like these You're not even like trying to make money And how much do you make

I mean we've made a few hundred dollars these time and just for a couple of hours. Right. And it's just our Vegas fund. We're just putting it in to go to Vegas with. What do you mean you're just putting it when you go to Vegas? What's that about? Oh, we're all going to Vegas for my birthday in April.

And so every time we can between now and them, we're just taking all that money. Oh. Blow in Vegas. Oh, my God. That's hilarious. So all that money is the money you're just going to throw down on the table. Yeah. Yeah.

We get 90%. Yeah, we get 90%. Yeah. We get 90% he gets 10. He told him he gets 10 because he couldn't can by himself. No. Does your husband, Faith, have other boyfriends? I mean, girlfriends?

Do you still, like, get into that with him? Because I know you guys started out on Ashley Madison. I mean, does he still have dates with other girls? Is he just with you and hope, you know? He can only handle us. Right. Poor guy. I don't think so.

I think he'd be bored if he went out with somebody else. Right. So there's no more of that. right? I mean, right now, hope is enough of an addition into your guy's lifestyle. And you have all these other friends. So it's not like you really need him to go out and do it. Because when you want that itch, it's with hope. Yeah. Pretty much. I mean, yeah. He did want to do that other girl on Saturday. I think he was a little disappointed. We were like, can we just go back to the room? Which one? Mariah. And I was like, well, you can call us her name.

we'll act like her but then she came over and I was like perfect yeah but even like we're such good friends like I was kidding like her husband was fucking me from behind and I was like felt really good because different dicks always feel good like right people eat you out differently it's always just something new that's the fun part about the lifestyle is like I love my husband's dick but it different one feels good yeah and so I was getting it and then I was like oh you got to come over here I was like, I don't want you to miss this. Like, you get it too for a little bit.

Like, feel this tempering dick. And I did. And it was good. I mean, like I said, her husband's dick is, oh. But then we had to boot them. We were like, we only knew we had it. It was like four in the morning. I'm like, God, we only have like 30 more minutes left in us.

And I was like, we have to get them out of here so we can like. Really get nasty. Yeah. With each other. So there are a couple of left. We said we went to bed. So, I mean, you guys have been together, you and hope. I mean, because it sounds like that's your favorite thing right there.

How long you, so for the past six months, you guys have been hooking up? It's been like four. Yeah, since Christmas. Yeah. Just before Christmas. Yeah. And Hope, did you went on a date the other day? Is it because you're looking for a relationship or you just still like to get that's like

extra dick on the side? No. So it's the, it was the guy that originally had taken me to the, to the club for the first time. Yeah. And they have like theme nights at the club like every so often. And so like once every like two, three months and he'll tell me way in advance. Hey, do you want to go to this theme? night, the Marty Grawford theme night or something.

And I go and I feel bad. I don't want to tell him no. Like he's the one that, you know, that's the reason my life is so great right now, you know. And so, you know, I'll take one for the team and go. And we have fun, but I'm not attracted to him. It's not, but the sex is good. And so I'm like, uh, she sends me text. She's like, I wish you were here.

I know. When I talk about she's crazy and has turned in the last four months, I think I've become a different person. Yeah. Because of her because she has this outlook. life that's like fuck it. I mean, she went out that weekend and she was like sending me pictures

and she's like, look what I got it. I'm going to wear this to the club and it was a unicorn tail. But it was like a butt plug. She wore the butt plugs to the club all night long. That was the tail? Yeah. It was a unicorn dog. Then she put it on cam for the first time.

She's like, I'm so nervous to get on cam. And then I'm like, you just put a unicorn tail up your butt and run of 10,000 people. I know you guys have like all the sexual chemistry going on. but you have a chemistry just even as friends, right? Together. Oh. Yes.

It's crazy. Like we take the kids ice skating one weekend. That was so much fun. But it's like we don't want to do anything without each other. It's like, hey, let's do this. Whether he's included or not, I mean. Yeah, we do everything together now. Yeah.

We're taking our kids for spring break skiing next week. And I'll be like. Do you have kids, hope? I do. He's older. He's grown, actually. He's 22. and and he knows about

he's met him he knows about the whole dynamic and oh you're kidding no he is of course he's a very he's an exceptional son he's he goes to college he's a hard worker

he has a full-time job and he's amazing and we've always been real open with each other and he loves it I mean he loves that we have this close relationship and I can tell him anything so he knows about your sex life I mean he knows like you when you say

he knows everything. He knows that you are open in the lifestyles. That what you would say to him, you would call it like that or did. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. He knows completely. And I mean, that's why. And he was like, well, I can't wait to meet him because I'm always talking about it. I was always talking about him. He's like, well, I can't wait to meet him. I was like, we're going to set something up so we can all go. And I think the first thing we did was main event. And the other couple took her kid. And then. Yeah, we met all of it. We took all of our kids. Yeah. And we went and played laser tag. And all the kids, all their kids loved my son. They thought he was the coolest ever. And, and, And we played laser tag. Yeah, it was so much fun.

But then she came home with us. She rode home with us and he took her car home. Yeah. She got here and he sends her a text. It's like, I'm so glad that you're so happy. I know. That's nice that you have that kind of close relationship with your son and that he's like cool like that. Do you have a relationship with his father and does he know?

Or is that a, is that the person that you were married to so long ago? No. He and I were, know that my marriage was like when I was 21. Right, right. So that was enough. Yeah. months. And then I was with his dad for like eight years and we were just better off friends. And so even after we split up, he and I remained friends, you know, throughout the whole thing.

And my son's friends always thought it was really weird because he would be there at sporting events with his girlfriend. And his friends would say, is that your dad and his girlfriend and then your mom? And he's like, yeah. And they're like, isn't that weird? And he's like, it was what weird? He said that y'all are all together. He's like, no, it's always been like that. you know, and we'd always go eat after the sports games or whatever. And so we've always had a really close relationship as far as, you know, we could always talk to each other. It was never awkward.

And I love the woman that he's married to. She's amazing. But they don't know. I mean, I'm not close enough to him that I would talk to him about, you know, what's going on in my life. I mean. But all our other friends do. Yeah, all my other friends know.

Like, you know, anybody that means anything to me in my life, they know. Yeah, you're straight up honest. I think it's so sad that, like, remember when Gwyneth Paltrow did her unconscious or conscious coupling, uncoupling or whatever it was that they stayed friends and whenever like Demi Moore, and I'm just using celebrities because these are the people that people talk about, but like when Demi Moore was such great friends with her ex and they were all double dating and everyone thinks that's so bizarre and everybody accepts like these really horrific divorces out there when people are just so vicious with each other. And it's like to me it's so backwards. Like why do we look at people who

could remain friendly and stay friends and be okay and get past it. And so, you know, why do we look at that as so bizarre? And yet we totally buy into these like vicious, ugly, horrific divorces to me and the people that are like angry still 20 years later, you know, it's sad that that's, that's the norm. I mean, they can't accept the fact that just, just because you're not a good couple together doesn't mean you're not individually good people. You know, you can be individually good people. Just your chemistry or just for some reason you just didn't match or you grew apart you know if you change as you get older and and i mean it's it's been so nice to to have that relationship with his father that we had and that's probably why your son is so well adjusted and you have a great oh yeah and i never want

yeah yeah and i never want my son to think that you have to say with somebody that you're not happy with you know and i knew going into the separation that you know that's what he he would they're gonna kids are going to mimic what they see yeah you know and if they see you separate that way and remain friends, you know, that sends a message to them. You know, I don't have to stay in a life that I'm not happy and there is, I can still be happy and still be friends with this person and, you know, got trash, talk each other and it's been really nice. And I encourage that with all my friends, like, you know, that my girlfriends that go through divorce and it gets vicious like that, you know, I try to encourage them. Like, it doesn't have to be like that. You know, you can

stay friends and it was so much better, so much better. Yeah. My parents are like that, though. I was raised like that. So my parents are still best friend, but they, best friends, but they got divorced when I was like a baby. And but they are best friends. They double day. They double date. They do the whole thing. I mean, they do that.

And then, I mean, my dad knows about the lifestyle too. Like, my mom doesn't know. We hide it from her, but my dad knows. How does he know? Well, he called me out on it. What do you mean? So we vacation with the other, my other friends that are a couple. Yeah.

And we do everything. together. But we vacation together. Well, where we vacation, half the time, my dad's down there, too, because it's a place that we've always vacationed that. And so my dad has been there numerous times where we rent beach houses in the same proximity. And so he asked me, when night, he just asked, he goes, are you all swingers? You mean, because you're always down there with that? Yeah. Huh? Because, you mean, because what made him think that? Because you guys were always, vacationing together. I think it's the way we act around each other.

I think we forget. I will touch her husband or like sometimes I go to sit down and clap and I'm like, oh, we're not at somewhere that this is appropriate. Right. Yeah. I think that there is a body language that goes down between people that are intimate that you could see that if you forget and you're just acting natural with each other, people will be like, wait a second, do they fuck?

Like that's the other one's husband and whatever, right? So your father was putting that together. Well, we've got a great story. So we went on their anniversary. Mine and my husband's anniversary. We went to the club. What do y'all want to do? He's like, do you want to go to dinner?

And I'm like, yeah, that'd be nice. And then I was like, you know what? Let's just go to a strip club and have everybody come with us. So the five of us go to a strip club on our anniversary. We get a babysitter. We're sitting at the strip club. There's five of us there. Having a good time.

Having drinks. Not even knowing if there's anybody else in the room. It's like we were the only ones there, like, to us. Yeah. Because it was packed. Then we started. strippers start coming over and dancing on all the girls and I'm like did the guys pay for this and they're like we didn't pay for it yeah and we realize like people in the strip club are sending strippers over because they're like who are these people like and what is going on at that table like we walked outside and this guy follows us out and he's like I don't I just have to ask what is going on over there who is with who and I was like oh well I'm with her. That's our joke. People will ask

who's with who and I'm like, well, I'm with her, but we just, we met these guys. Yeah. So we thought we'd bring them with us. He's like, what? And I'm like, I'm just kidding. But then did you tell them the truth? The truth is even greater than that. Yeah, they were like, well, he is

one lucky guy. Like they can't get over it. It blows their minds. They're like, wait, so that's your husband. And so who's that other guy? I said, well, that's her husband. Who are you? Sitting on the lab. Oh, well, that's their girlfriend. Well, that's of our girlfriend. And then he's like,

he is one lucky guy. And like they can, it blows their Rond. Yeah, I can't. At the time, they're like, how does he keep up with y'all?

Yeah. Right. Well, you were saying the other night, he was like, I got to go to sleep. Sometimes. Yeah,

but I mean, it's so great because he doesn't have to worry about you not being satisfied because Hope could just take over or vice versa, right? I mean,

I do think, though, that it's true that, like, you know, everyone in that club probably could look over and just the way

that you guys are interacting with each other would be slightly obvious that there's something more going on than just friends. It's real obvious, I think, at this point. Yeah, and we're not trying to hide it, you know. And we're always saying, yeah, everybody's looking going, damn, I wish that was us, like right now. Like, why can't we have that life?

Yeah, and what about your dad? So when your dad asked you like, hey, are you guys like swingers with those people? You just said, you just copped to it? So the first time he asked was a couple years ago, And I was like, no. Right. And I like lied about it.

And then I think it was last summer. We were all on vacation again. And they actually weren't there. But I ended up on the phone with her for like an hour and a half because I missed her. Yeah. And so I'm talking to her on the phone and I come back and he goes, I got to ask. And I was like, yes, yes, dad. Like, we're swingers.

He's like, I knew it. But I really wasn't raised like in a conventional, like my parents had me. They were 20. Like, there's a lot of drinking. You know, like, my dad's had his moments. I mean, I took my dad to a strip club a couple weekends ago, and he tried to bring the strippers home with us, and I was like, dad. Right.

You're more open with him. It's not like a, yeah. There's no secrets. Right. So it was totally not abnormal for you to tell him that. You were more open with each other anyway. And it was fine for me to tell my dad about that, like, like, the sex and like that kind of stuff. But I've never wanted my mom to know.

And now I'm just kind of like, I feel because this is more of a relationship. Uh-huh. I feel like I need to like stand up for it, if that makes sense. Yeah, absolutely. Like you don't want to hide it. Yeah. Right. Like people use the term unicorn, unicorn and maybe a couple weekends ago.

I like, I sat her down and I was like, hey, like, I need you to know, because we have had another girl in the relationship that would come over. We'd do our thing. She would leave. Mm-hmm. You know, her and I, I mean, it was straight sex. there was no, we weren't friends. Yeah.

And I mean, I would ghost her for six months and then she would just pop back up and she would be like, that's fine. Like, welcome over. Yeah. And so I saw, hope down the other, like a couple weekends ago and I was like, look, like, I need you to know that it's not, we're not just using you. Like, I might say I'm using you while he's fucking you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you think that's hot. But like, I'm not like, this means a lot more to both of us. I mean, I said, I'm, I was like.

I'm getting feelings for you. I know, and I was like, that's okay. And for the first time I was okay with it. And, you know, I was like, I didn't just run away, you know, like, oh, okay, that's nice. And then just leave, like, which is my MO. And I was like, well, it made me feel good. I was like, because I was feeling the same way. I was like, wow, this is, I mean, I'm getting so used to being here.

I'm like, she bought me a lufa the other day. I was like, that's awesome. Oh, you mean just in your alufa, you said, right? Is that what you said? Yeah, for the shower. Yeah, well, you were in the shower when she called me. for. I was like, oh, give me five minutes. And you're like, okay, that's great because she's in the shower now. You were showering at that. So you're just like getting comfortable there. That's like

that moment in the relationship where your guys like, you can leave your toothbrush here. I mean, you guys have had that moment. Yeah. I was placing the grocery order yesterday. And I'm like, do you need anything? Right. Yeah. So it is like a polyamorous thruple you got going on. And like you feel like you're at the point. And for you hope, I mean, because you were sort of anti getting close with anyone for a long time. Like you said, you had a trouble finding guys that could really handle you or whatever. This is actually, is this like your first time copping feelings for somebody in a long time? Oh, yeah.

Oh, it is for sure. Like, I have not, I can't even remember the last time that I had feelings, like, to want to stay, you know? Yeah. At all. And I mean, this, like, weird, do you know? It's not weird to us anymore, but also, like, we invited that. those people up to our room the other day and we were like side-eyeing each other and they're like, hey, like we can leave.

Like, I know y'all already started playing. Like we can leave and we're like, no, we like, we want you to stay. We just don't want to scare you off. Because it was already getting, it was already getting pot and heavy. Yeah. That they loved it. Right. Because wouldn't they love to just watch two girls that are like, like you said really into

each other. I mean, a lot of times you're saying that in the lifestyle you have girl on girl action, but it's happening because maybe. they're doing it for the guy. I mean, here are two women that are really, really down for each other. And maybe I'm not in the lifestyle, so I don't know. But like from what you guys are saying, it's maybe not so common to be able to really see that. I feel like the lifestyle is now vanilla for us.

Really? These people were not, though. They hung really well. They were, they were, she was. She fit right in. Right. And it was. Which is surprising because it was, even out of the lifestyle, even just an

normal lives women. We don't like much girls. Like, because it just seems like they're so pretentious and they, they worry about what other people think so much. Yeah. And, and that is, and I've never, ever had that outlook. Like, I have never cared. This is who I am. What you see is what you get. Yeah. And, and, and so when I'm at faith and, and, and I can tell that she's really changed her attitude in the last, and I guess it was. I'm happy all the time. Yeah, she's happy all the time and the night we went to a main event she had told me um on the way home that night she's like i just want you to know that she's like since you come into our lives like i've been such a happier person and she was like i used to be just all grumpy and her husband was like she's telling

the truth and she's like but now i just have this outlook but just you know screw it you know like i just want to live my best life right and uh and she's like i love the attitude and she's like i was like that really made me feel good because you know that's that's the people i want in my life That's the attitude they need to have because you can't take life too serious. I mean, come on. Yeah, and a lot of regular girls and even like you said, people in the lifestyle, I mean, they might be intimidated by that or not know what to do with that from coming from another woman. Yes, that's exactly how to describe it.

They don't know what to do with it. Yeah, but Faith actually not only knew what to do with it, it sounds like it really benefited her and she's a better person because of it. And isn't that what you always want out of her relationship? Well, I mean, I didn't know this is what I wanted, but now that we're here, I'm like, this is wonderful. She really was your like a breath of fresh air that Cuban. Like, I'm like, God, like, I was happy before, but now I'm really happy. Now, how did you?

I mean, I know we touched upon it a little bit in the beginning, but like, I, like, I know that you said it was so a little anticlimactic with other women because you didn't feel like they were into it. Were you always into women or were you, and you just didn't find a. woman that was as into it as you were or it was just hope was the first woman you were really into no I think I've known for a long time like I've always known that I've been into women like I was much like lesbian porn you know like yeah even before I even brought it up with my husband like that was my go-to-you like I've always liked women yeah and I think about like one woman in the lifestyle that was very into women they were in an open relationship but then I mean we just took up once and it was good.

But most married couples have their own thing going on as well. And so it's like they don't have the time to commit to, you know, really just hooking up with one couple. And, you know, it may be something they do once a month or once every three months, go out and, you know, play in the lifestyle. And so with me, I don't have any commitment. My son's grown. You know, I don't have any relationships holding me. I've got to go here. I got to go here.

You know, it's just I work out of town during the week. and I've been trying to come home earlier now. She doesn't even come home. She just comes straight here. Yeah, just comes straight here. Do you have feelings for the husband too? I do. I do.

And I feel like I could call him, you know, without even having to touch base with her. If I had something, you know, going on, I could just call him or, you know, or if I wanted to surprise her with something, call him and, you know, plan something. It's, you know, I feel completely as close to him as I do her. Right.

There's that freedom there. But she's a good friend like that. Mm-hmm. really will surprise me. Like I don't have like friends like that that like really do nice things for me. Like she brought me lingerie yesterday to wear on cam. And then I was like, God, I was like it was so hot. So hot.

Could not believe it. And I was like, God, I need to know where you got this. And she was like, you can just have it. Yeah. She looks so hot in it. Now, can you guys send me like some anonymous picks for my Patreon? That would be like really great. Yes.

And then do you want to give a shout out to your cam? Do you want to do that on my show? I mean, I didn't even know you guys were camera. cam people beforehand, but like, why not give a shout out if you want people to find them. So how do people find you to see, to, Mr. underscore miss 2020. Okay, so MR underscore M-I-S-S-2020? M-R-S.

M-R-S. M-R-S. M-R-S. Oh, no, wait, spell it out. Spell it out. Spell it out again. I'll put the, I'll put it in. the, you know, description too for people to see, but can you spell it out again to me?

It's MR underscore MRS. Oh, okay. Right. Okay. 2018? 20. 2020. I'm so retarded.

I'll edit this out. It's Mr. underscore Mrs. MRS 2020. And so people just have to go to chatter bait, right? Is there a certain time that you guys go on? You know, I got to say that I never, you know, a lot of times I think what, like, I mean, even when I'm just like Googling porn, like, I actually want to see people that are really into it, right? I think that there's nothing worse than overproduced stuff and you know that someone's not into it.

At least that's what I like, you know, and I think most people do. I think it's what would be probably really great about your webcaming is that you guys, I mean, it's a turn on for you to be doing it. So it's not like probably the majority of people that are just doing it because they're trying to make a buck, right? And maybe they're not really turned on. They're just doing it for the camera. Yeah, that, I mean, it sounds like, you know, if people tune in to you guys, they're really going to see people who are, like, really enjoying each other and enjoying the moment and are really down.

So if someone's like a voyeur and really, you know. And as a matter of fact, last night, she was like, she goes, we got to wait until they start chipping before we start doing stuff because we'll just get so into ourselves that, like, we'll just like start doing stuff that they didn't ask for, you know? And we're like, we've got to make him trip for that. You know, if they want to see the startup on, they're going to tip for it. But we get so into it, especially last week. And so she was like, we've got to wait until they tip for it.

And so that's not, it was hard. It's like, wait for it. And we just get started. And so we sold tickets to a show. And so they can see, they can see like the whole foreplay and up to, you know, the nasty stuff. But then we sell tickets and you have to have a ticket to get into the show or else your screen just goes blank. Right. And so to actually.

see the rest of it, you know. Oh, they can see the rest of it, too. Yeah, they got to see the rest of it. Well, if they pay for it. So they people started buying the tickets to the show. And then we told them, like, this is probably not like your typical show. Like, we might start laughing or telling jokes.

Like, this is what you get with us. Like, yeah. Just so you know. And when we got done, we were, I was like 20 minutes and it ended up being like 45. Yeah. What the after show you mean was 45? The show was 45 minutes. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there was still, like, how many people in the room waiting for us to get back? Like 200 left still waiting. They were, like, waiting just watching a black screen, waiting for us to get back. Oh, my God, for 45 minutes. And how many people had bought into the show? Do you want to tell me? I don't know.

Like, you couldn't really tell. Right. Yeah. But they all pay a certain amount, right? If they want to, they could see you ahead of time, right? On chatter bait, just do all your foreplay with each other. And then once it gets hot and heavy, you're going to go off into your own private show. People could pay to see that as well.

If not, you come back afterwards as well afterwards. Is that what you're saying? We didn't last night. No, we did it last night. Yeah, it was like. We needed to get to the real dirty stuff. Yeah. And she had sent me this for in the middle of the week.

Yeah. It probably wasn't appropriate for even shatterbate. And I was like, it was super hot. What was it? I hope this isn't too much. And she's like, oh, God, that was so hot. Can we put that in? What was it?

kind of girls that I want my husband to come in her so that I can like lick it out. Yeah, and she puts it back into my mouth like the other night. We were having sex and she was sucking him off and he came like all in her eye. And that's one thing that we always say like don't come in our eyes. Like that, that burns. Like anywhere else. Like, and oh my God, it went off right into her eye as I spring forward to wipe it out. I'm like inches from her face and I'm like, I'm so sorry, but I got to get the camera

because if I don't get this on recording, you're going to be so mad that you went through this without having evidence. So I got the camera and just turned it on and watched her finish. And then he took the camera from me as I'm wiping it out of her eye and she's spitting it into my mouth. And it was, it just turned into. You licked it off my face. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. I did. Her thing is like I like, she doesn't like it on her face. She doesn't want her make it. She's like, she'll like it on her face. She wants it in her mouth. And I'm like, best of both worlds. Like you can come on my face and then you can lick it out and get it in your mouth. Yeah. So perfect. And is that. And is that.

of the stuff that they see if they go on to you? Is that stuff that you'll put in the show? Or is that stuff that goes on after the show? That does go on during the show. I licked it out of her last night. He came inside her last night on the show and I... Licked it out. Then I licked it out.

Right. Down on her after. Yeah, it was super hot. Oh, God. So listen, people need to go. I know you're going to get a lot of hits after people listen to this. They're going to need to know your chatterbate again. People need to, if they want to check you guys out, they go to chatterbate.com.

they need to just, I mean, can you put a search? They could search, they could put that name in, right? Mr. underscore Mrs. M.R.S. 2020. They'll find you guys. Now, I don't know if I asked you this before. Is there a certain time that you're on that people know, like a certain day of the week and a time? Sundays tend to be our days. Oh, okay.

So we've been doing Sunday evenings. Uh-huh. We end for like 8.30, but it's usually like 10. And so... But if they go on and follow us now, they could actually pull up the cam and they can follow us and then... They get a notification. When we get on, we send out a notification. Oh, that's great.

When we go on. Well, I'm going to be airing this episode this Sunday, for sure. Women always, you know, knock out everybody else that I have taped. Two girls is something that I've never had... Like, two girls, like, I think I've had couples on. I've had a lot of different scenarios on my show. I've never had two women as open as you guys on my show, let alone as open as on my show.

So you guys are definitely coming on this Sunday, you know. So I feel like some people, if they don't listen to it right away, they're going to miss your Sunday episode, you know, this Sunday's episode. But all they need to do is subscribe to your channel or whatever that is. And then they're going to get a notification when you're up. And most likely it's going to be on a Sunday coming up, the next Sunday.

Yeah, we'll do it this Sunday. If we know you're going to air this on Sunday, we'll definitely get on. Yeah, but this is the problem. And I might cut this out. The problem is that the episode goes out Sunday at 8, but not everyone listens to it right away. You could do on then, but, you know, they might like, you know, it's going to, first of all, it's going to be on forever and it's going to go on my YouTube.

And so you'll always have people listening to it. But the most people will listen to it within the first week, right? Like in the first month. So every Sunday you're going to get people logging on from this. this Sunday there might be not as many because some people might not listen to it right when it goes out, you know, but it will be out this Sunday. So if anyone's listening to this, the people that first listen to it first, they're going to get the good fucking show, right? Because they're going to come on. We'll be so excited if people are like, oh, we heard you on Strictly Anonymous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you need to. We're like, did you listen to this one? Yes. We love listening to your show. Oh, my God. I love that. Do I cock block too much, though, when I'm asking questions and then I don't call on that stories? That's how I feel. No, we like it.

We love it. Because I think you get to hear like the real story behind people too. Like it's not just like, I mean, we could just watch a porn if we were just wanting to listen to. Yeah, I like this stuff, you know. Yeah, I like the real people. Like, I like to know that. And I think it's important for other people to know too because I think what happens, because people are so judgy, especially when it comes to sex, that somebody will hear two

girls that like to, you know, go down on each other and they just think like, oh, gross. or they're secretly jealous or whatever they're thinking, they're judging. But like when they start to hear these other things and realize like, no, you guys are real people. Like you have, you know, backstories and relationships and, you know, you have good relationships, you know, so close with your father that he knows and he's down and you had this certain upbringing. And Hope has a relationship with her son and an ex, you know, guy that, but she's still friends with him. Like that, I think that stuff is important because I think that people need to know that, yeah, you guys are sexual beings. you're having all this kind of kinky, dirty sex, but you also have real lives and you're real people,

and there's no reason to judge because you guys are living your best life. You're having fun, and it's all done consensually. Like, that's the, that's like what sex positive that word is all about, you know? And I think that you guys are a good representation of that. And I think,

and I love that you guys have a real relationship outside of, you know, all that other stuff that's going on. And I think it's great that you guys were able to talk about that, too. Yeah, and one other thing, My mom said, because I was talked to my mom about them before. And so she said, well, what about having a regular boyfriend? You're going to miss getting presents on Valentine's because Valentine's had just passed.

I go, oh, no, she sent me chocolate cookies and a rose to the house. Yeah. But she did that, you know, and I thought that was so sweet. And I thought it was from that other guy because he sold randomly send me stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I got it, and I was, and as soon as I opened that box and saw they were cookies, Well, I already knew because on her, she likes cookies. I love cookies.

And on her, and on her anniversary, they had the same box of cookies at their house, and I ate nearly every one of their anniversary cookies. And it's from this really, really famous, like, place, bakery. And they always deliver it. And when they deliver the cookies, they're still, like, hot from the oven. Oh, they're so delicious. And so that's how you knew that she was like. Yes.

And I was like, oh, it just made you feel so good. I was like, oh. Yeah, that's, listen, whether it's a woman or a man, I mean, you're in a real, in a relationship. I think you guys are like a couple in that. And that's what I think is really interesting to hear. And I think that's what will probably set you guys apart also on Chatterby, because like I said, they're not just seeing, you know, your chemistry goes beyond, oh, you're just, you know, sexual chemistry.

You guys are really on the same page in a lot of ways. And that probably comes through in your sex. So people are going to see a really good shit. Yeah. That's what we said at the end of the show. And I was like, sorry, like thumbs up or thumbs down, guys. Like, yeah. I know we laughed a lot, but we also had some pretty dirty sex on Kim, too. And they were like, no, this is the best. And somebody was like, y'all are so real. Yeah, that's what people like is that we are so real. And I remember the other day I was writing Tim and she's like, well, come on, it's my turn. And I was like, you had him all week. And she goes, oh, yeah, that's true. Okay. And she's like, yeah, like you feel like if someone was writing a script, they wouldn't write that in because they would be like, oh, that doesn't make sense. But like, that's how real life goes. That's what really goes down. You know?

Yeah. Yeah, it's not like a porn where everything is like so produced. Like you're real people. You're really into each other. You have a real friendship. You're copying real feelings. And I think the whole thing is fascinating. I think people should definitely check you out.

Because like I said, I think that that's like the hottest kind of quote unquote porn. that you want to see. It's like people that are really into it, you know. So I will put all the links in the description for people to go see. Make sure to send me some anonymous hot picks. If nothing X rated, I always say R rated, you know, sexy picks. I'll put those on my Patreon for people to see. And then I'll definitely send people your way.

And I hope. And make sure to give a shout out to my show and let them know. We will. Yes. We'll do that. Oh, yeah. Yes. You too.

And then I want my listeners as well to tell you if they're watching you from my show, too. We'll be so excited. I know that we've come in like, or John's strictly anonymous, like we would be like, that's the cool thing. Yeah, that would be awesome.

Yeah, that's awesome. Little things make it that be. Yeah, no, no, no, no,

I love it. I thank you so much for calling in. This is like the, a first for me, and it was super interesting, and I love you guys, and I think that,

I'm really hoping that most of my audience goes in check. And I believe that you will get a lot of people looking at your show. Yes, and thanks for having us and thanks for doing your show

because it really has helped us feel more normal to hear the other stories that you do. I mean, we love it. So just keep doing what you're doing. Spread the love. Love it.

Yeah. Thank you. Yes. Totally. Thanks, thanks so much for calling in. Thank you. Bye.

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