Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 469 - Jonathan Revenge F***ed his Father's Mistress and Has Done a Whole Lot More

Episode Date: April 4, 2022

Jonathan revenge f***ed his fathers mistress and has done a whole lot more an the Calle din to talk all about it. Why did he sleep with his father’s mistress? Did his father find out? How good was the s-e-x? Tune in for all the details which include how his dad was a player and flirted with all his girlfriends, How he made a pass at one of his girlfriends and how he found out, how he thinks his dad also slept with his ex wife, how he told his father about hooking up with his mistress and how his dad and the mistress reacted, how met his new, super open minded girlfriend on reddit and why they instantly connected, how he’s a cuckold who loves sharing his partner with other men, how and why jealousy turns him on, how his girlfriend hooked up with two different couples in one night and how much that turned him on, the threesomes he had with his brother, how him and his girlfriend are trying to get her to sleep with his father and a whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I mean, look at the title. He fucked his dad's mistress, but that is just the tiny little teenyini tip of the iceberg. There is so much more that comes out about his story. It starts out with like his dad as like really flirtatious. tried to fuck one of his girls, so then he got revenge by fucking like this one of his mistresses because his dad was like a player. But then it comes out that he like fuck some of his brother's girls and then it comes out that like, you know, he thinks his dad fucked his ex-wife and then it comes

out that he wants his partner now to fuck his dad and that's what they fantasize about it. And then it comes out that she's like a sex worker and does all this kind of stuff. And he met her, I read it because she was selling nudes and now they're like happily together. But she fucks a ton of other people and he loves it and he's, you know, he's into the whole. cuck thing, but he doesn't like to be humiliated. And he wants his girl to like kind of like fuck his dad. And there's just, trust me, I am not doing it justice, even though I just told you everything. You have to listen to the whole thing and listen to him. Explain. Oh, and there was like three sons with his brother with girls. Okay. And he goes, that comes out like way later. I'm like, wait a second.

How come you didn't tell me that before? There's just so much to this guy. He's like super fascinating. The story is great to listen to. So buckle up, get ready. I'm going to be right back on with Jonathan. Hey, Jonathan. Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast. You are calling all the way from Australia, even though you don't sound like you have an Australian accent.

No, I definitely do not. I'm an American that moved here. Nice. That's like, you know, a lot of probably Americans dream. Like, I just wish I could just like move to Australia, you know. How long you live there for? Yeah, it's fantastic. Yeah.

I've been here about six of them. years now. That's great. So now listen, Jonathan, you have a salacious story. Now, I don't know if it's a whole hour story, but we'll see, you know, you're going to have to tell me it. But the, the story, the short story is, and then you're going to tell me the long story that like when you were younger, I think what it started out, it was kind of like a revenge thing. Like you revenge fucked your dad's mistress because years prior, he had hit on one of your girlfriends, correct? Yeah, correct. That's exactly what happened.

Okay. So why don't we start with the fact that when your dad starts like hitting on your girlfriend. But let's like get a little backstory on your dad because like, you know, now I hear that he has a mistress. So he's like a cheater. He's trying to hook up with your girlfriend. Is he just like that kind of guy across the board? And did you always know that that's who he was as your dad growing up? Growing up, yeah, like kind of.

So like we're not like rich or famous or anything like that. We're from one of them small towns where like there's always someone in the small town that's like the guy. So he was the guy in a very small, like big fish in a small pond type thing. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. So he had one. So his mistress was actually, or at least the one that I got with was his, I guess they were together in high.

school when they were younger, like way before I was born and all that. And they dated in high school for a couple years and that didn't work out. And they've just been like side pieces or whatever since then. Friends with benefits. So yeah, growing up, yeah. But growing up like, it sounds weird, but like we referred to as auntie because she was always around and it was like, oh, she's just a friend, whoever my dad happened to be with at the time.

But it became apparent later in life. in my late teens that there was definitely more than friends going on there. Now, was your dad married to your mom at this time? Because, like, if she's a mistress, it's she just someone, another girl that he's banging and he just, your parents were divorced? Yeah, my, so, yeah, my parents were divorced. He was remarried at the time. Oh, okay.

Like my stepmother. Right, okay. But your dad was like the man around town. a good looking guy? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I'd say he's extremely good looking because we look almost the same. So I got like all I did.

I got all his genes. Oh, that's good. If I said it's bad looking, I'd be. Yeah. I used to always ask people like a scale of one to ten. What do you rate yourself? And most people are always like seven. I'm assuming maybe you'd be one of those that rates yourself a 10.

Oh, in the time of the story, I mean, I'm 36 now. At the time of the story, I was in the Marine Corps, and I was like 21. So, like, you know, the inflated ego. It comes along with that. I would have said, like, a 12 back then. That's awesome. Yeah, I'm probably close to it.

Seven or eight now, you know? Oh, yeah, I always loved that every now and then I'd get a 10. And I'd be like, finally, somebody that thinks highly of themselves. Like, everyone's always like, oh, I'm like a seven. Yeah, yeah, comparatively. Yeah. Okay. So your dad was a good looking guy.

your parents were divorced, but, you know, did he flirt a lot with your other, like all of your girlfriends? And then he just like fucked one of them or did he even fuck that one? I don't know. So I don't even know. So I don't even, I've always suspected that he fucked one of them. Uh, my, my, my first ex-wife. I think he might have slept with, but I don't have like any proof for that. And neither of them ever admitted to it. Yeah. But no, this was like, this was, so this, the, the one that pissed me off that set all this stuff in motion was actually my my very first actual girlfriend. I was pretty late into the game. I didn't have a girlfriend until I was 18.

I was a I was a weird kid. I wasn't like bad looking or anything like that. I was athletic. I was just freaking weird. I liked I still liked Power Rangers when I was 17. You're supposed to like not tell anybody that when you're not 12 anymore, you know? Oh my God. I was like, no, man.

They're cool. Yeah, exactly. You were your own person. A bit of a weirdo. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Okay. So now you're like the first girlfriend,

finally at 18, you got a girl. Yeah. Yeah. And so she was around the house quite a bit. She was really hot. I'd give her a 10. Okay. And yeah, she'd be by the house all the time as pretty much part of the family.

Like she'd come over like my grandmother's out. My grandmother cook sometimes. And there was like an occasion where like I wasn't even around. does it work or something like you just showed up and hung out with my grandma all day and like helped take care of her house and stuff just really good girl and um then i decided that um i was going to join uh the military uh and the day that i got taken to the airport so i could you know go to the marines my dad uh drove the three of us you know so as me uh my girlfriend and my dad and went there and dropped me off at the airport and apparently afterwards

my girlfriend at the time was obviously like, you know, very distraught, young love and all that type of stuff. And the way she replayed the story to me is that she kind of turned in to hug him, like once I, it was like out of sight, out of you, whatever you want to call it there, going on to the plane. And like he hugged her back and stuff and said it was going to be okay and gave her like a very platonic little like kiss on the forehead or whatever. And so she didn't think anything was weird there. And then they're like, oh, you know, let's go some some breakfast together so they went out to get breakfast and all that type of shit and she cried for a bit and then uh they got back into the vehicle he reached over to hug her again and then he like

ran his hand like upper thawak she's wearing a skirt and uh oh my god yeah so she said she didn't know she didn't know what to do so uh she like kissed him back but then like moved his hand away and like he took that as like he didn't force himself after that like he took the hand yeah yeah and and not there. So that was it. And then that was always in my head. I was like, that motherfucker.

Like I wasn't even, I probably wasn't even, you know, out of Massachusetts airspace at that time. I would have been in the air 15 minutes. You had not even got the badger's claim and your dad's trying to claim your girlfriend.

But wait a second. Let me ask you this. When did you find out? Did she tell you immediately, like the next time she spoke to you? She told me. I would say, three days later.

We talked on the phone when I got sorted in California and all that type of stuff. And then she was just weird. And I just assumed it was like, you know, no, like it's got to be weird. You know what I mean? We're on opposite ends of the country now. Yeah. And getting ready to go to the military and all the type of stuff. And then I was thinking it was on the third day.

I was like, listen, something's off. Like if we, and I just assumed it was like she wanted to break up. You know what I mean? Like she couldn't do it. And I understood that. And then she's like, no, I have to tell you. And then she confessed the story to me. and then she actually got mad at me because when she was done telling me the story like

I just laughed like I was just laughing on the phone I don't know why I just thought it was absolutely hilarious I was like wow he's just you just went for it huh? Yeah, so yeah she was upset that I wasn't more angry about it at the time but you know these things happened I was young and dumb but yeah I just I just found it amusing No, but obviously you didn't find it amusing because so many years you were still later, you were still so pissed that you got revenge. But you were about to say he was younger than he wasn't much older than you? No, he's about 20 years older than me. I think I was born when he was 20 or 21.

Right. I'm an awful son. I can't even remember how old he is. But yeah, it was like 20 or 21 when I was born. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And he was still handsome. She didn't do anything, but she was obviously pissed that you weren't as pissed as her.

uh yes yeah yeah but you i never had this i've always been weird like i've never i don't think it was pissed i don't think it was in anger so i can like you can take revenge on somebody just to like even a score but not necessarily be angry about it like you know what yeah yeah i guess i i just i was in this weird competition thing like my dad he was just weird I think like a long story so I think that there was a little bit of like resentment that like he had me so young you know what I mean like he didn't get to do whatever he actually wanted to do and like not that stuff so there's like weird weird situations where he put me down like I remember I'm not looking for a therapy session but I remember like being a little kid and being in literally or whatever and at the end of the season it was literally like the last game of a season I hit my first home run like out of the past the fence of the the ballpark and stuff like that. And I was like super excited. And my grand my grandfather's like, oh, you're amazing. And I got like an ice cream and I got whatever pizza I wanted and stuff.

And congratulations. It was like a huge accomplishment for me. And my dad's like, oh yeah, when I was a kid, I fricking, I hit six out in one season. It's just like it just stuck with me. I'm like, yeah, yeah, you're cool dad. Wow. Wow. He couldn't let you have your moment. Yeah, exactly. There's always this weird competition that I think just started from him just like, I don't know. I think he feels like I stole some years off of him just in existing. So there's X weird competition stuff.

And this wasn't the only girl that he ever hit on or tried anything with. He tried stuff later. But that was all after I got, you know, my thing done. So, yeah, I think it's just been an ongoing competition. Yeah. Yeah. But wait. So keep going then with the story because,

Because how... Okay. So this is a... So his mistress is a flight attendant. Mm-hmm. And so I was in... I was stationed in San Diego at the time. And like I said, like I called her, like auntie growing up in all of them.

So she's always part of my life. How long after are we starting back up again after, you know, he hits on your girlfriend? So he hits on my girlfriend at 18 and I'd say I was 21 at this time. Okay. So I get a, I get a, just a text one day and it's like, hey, is this, is this John? And I was like, yeah, who's this? And, you know, I'll just call her auntie because I don't want to throw her under the bus. But so she, she hits me up and says, oh, it's me, you know, I was going to be, I have a layover for like three days in LAX.

And I know that you're in San Diego and I just want to see if you want to catch up. I haven't seen her in a few years. I was like, oh, yeah, you know, sure. So at this point, I made plans to rainst, to meet her at whatever hotel it was that she had stayed at. So I met her at the hotel and she was there with her other flight attended friends and a pilot. And we just spent the night drinking. And I'm a big fan of storytelling and inflating my own ego.

And when I do, I'm typically drinking. So, so yeah. You know, like one one drink turned into way too many drinks. And we were all at this table and just laughing and telling us. on stories and I was asking them about their lives and they were asking about the war and all that type of stuff. And then I was like, oh shit, like I'm I'm way too wasted to go back. And she's like, oh yeah, like definitely can't have you drive. You know, you can just stay in, stay in my room with me tonight if you want. And this whole time, like I wasn't thinking that there was going to be

a thing. Like that was definitely not my intention. It was just, you know, catching up with random stuff. Do you think it was hers? Yeah, 100%. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She was the one that gave me the opening.

And I was like, yeah, all right. So we go back up to the hotel room. And then she had two beds in the hotel room. And she got into her bed. And then I got into the other bed. And she goes, you know, you don't have to stay in that bed if you don't want to. And I obviously knew what that meant. But like I said, I was telling too many stories and drinking too much.

So like the second I lay back, I had the spins. And I was like, oh, I'm going to be sick. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm ruining all of this right now. This is going to be an atrocious tale. And then I got out. I had to go, I had to go vomit, you know. And so I went in and she's like, oh, you poor thing. Like I thought you were drinking a bit heavy and all that.

I was out of like, oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm all right. And then she's like, no, no, it's okay. I know how to make you feel better. And then literally, like, as I'm standing out from the toilet, like, starts pulling my clothes off and pushes me into the shower. And then she, yeah, she takes her clothes off and goes, it's okay, like, you'll be fine. And at first, she was like almost being motherly about it.

Like, oh, no, we'll just make you feel better. And then she had like a, it's not a lufa, I don't know what to call it. It's like a big sponge on a rope or whatever. And she, like, soaked that up and, like started washing me in the shower. And, and like got everything. Like she started at my shoulders and stuff like that and like went down in my whole body and, like, you know, started touching my cock and went down to my legs and all that and then uh you know stood back up and when she stood back up i kind of like pulled her in and we kissed and then we went to the bed

and went to bed and uh it was it was definitely not the best sex i've ever had it was awkward because she had she had been quite drunk herself but um yeah yeah so it was just it was a bit it was a bit awkward but the first go so uh we had sex and then like i got her lithron went to sleep or And then we went down for, she's like, grab all your stuff. We'll go have breakfast. And then, you know, you can get on your way and all that. And I was like, all right, cool. So I went down for breakfast.

And then I was like, nah, I want another go sober. You know, so I was getting ready to leave. I was like, oh, yeah, I'm going to go. And I pat on my pockets. And I'm like, oh, you know, I left my wallet in your room. So I didn't. Yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking. I can't.

Yeah, I can't believe that she believed me because she literally saw me. I take out the cash to pay for my own breakfast on that. But yeah, so she's like, oh, yeah, I'll take care of real quick. And then the second the door shut, I basically picked her up and threw her on the bed and we had sex again. And that time, it was much better. And it was weird because, like, I had thought that, you know, I was very fit at the time. And I had thought that she was going to just want to be manhandled. But she was a very sensual woman.

So, like, she just slowed me down. It wasn't like a Dom sub type thing where she was super in control. but she knew exactly what she liked and told me, you know, what to do, how she liked it and all that type of stuff. And then after that, I was like, all right, cool, thanks. Got my car and fucked off. So that happened. And then I'd say four or five months later, my father and my stepmother flew out to see me. they were like having a vacation in San Diego to hang out and see their son, you know?

Yeah. So we went to, we went to this restaurant and I was like, oh, I'm going to, I'm going to tell him. Yeah, I mean? And I was like, I just got to figure out like the best moment to possibly tell him. Right. Because he's not banging her anymore, though. Was he having still having sex with her? Oh, he.

Oh, yes. Oh, right. You said that they're still like fuck buddies. Right. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think they still are to this day.

I haven't been home in like four years. I don't know if some drama happened. But yeah, as far as I know they are. Okay. So we're eating dinner at this restaurant and then my stepmother excuses herself to go to the bathroom. And it was a really big restaurant, like 50, 60 tables, one of those giant ones. And we just happened to have the table that was the absolute furthest away from the restroom. And it was perfect.

And I thought about it the whole time. I'm like, oh, this is going to be great. So I looked across and I'm staring at the restroom. And the second my stepmother came out of that restroom, I quickly told my father the story. Oh, you're so evil. Yeah, I ended the story when she was about five steps away from the table. So she sat back down at the table and my dad was like just twitching and fuming.

And it was, and he couldn't do anything about it. Like he couldn't ask for any clarification on things like that. he couldn't yell at me and tell me what a piece of shit son I am or, you know, anything. I just had to sit there and go back to normal with dinner. And I don't remember exactly what I was eating, but whatever I was eating tasted so much better. When she got back to the table, it was just, yeah, it was my big, you know, fuck you dad. I'm the man now. You know, it was a great one.

What was your, yeah, yeah, look at me. I hit it out of the park now over you. You got him back. I don't think just for hitting on your girlfriend, I think for fucking one-upping you at that, for your first home run. What, right? What did you say to him?

Like, what was your, you know, 20 second story? Like, hey, by the way, I fucked auntie,

so-and-so. Like, what did you say? Do you remember? Yeah. So I was, she got up and left, and he's like,

you know, so how you been? I said, whatever, I said it at the time. And then when I saw her come out, I was like, hey,

I just wanted you to know real quick. And I just wanted to keep it secret. And he goes, yeah, what's going on? And I think he thought it was, something big going on with me that I didn't want to say around my fairly neurotic stepmother or whatever. I was like, just letting you know that when auntie came out to LAX, she hit me up.

She said, oh, yeah, I know. She told me about that. I was like, oh, did she? And I was like, yeah, she said you guys, she saw you. You guys had a good time and it was fun and it was good seeing you again. And I was just like, oh, did she tell me, did she tell you that she watched me in the shower and then suck my dick and then I fucked her in the bed and then I fucked her after breakfast. Did she bring that bit up or did she keep that to herself? And then when I said herself, that was like the last word I said. And then I like step on camera. What did your father's face look like? Oh, I can't. Oh, it was, uh, it was almost cartoonish. He just like his face was definitely going red and, uh, he does this thing where where he's trying not to, you know,

throw a table across the room where he just clenches and kind of like, grinds and teeth, and you can see like the jaw move back and forth. And there's definitely, there's definitely that going. And I remember there being a, a large swig of the pint of beer he had in front of them. Yeah. After that, yeah. So wait, so now, he can't say anything to you because, you know, your stepmom comes back to the table. Is there ever a conversation between you and your dad after? Go on with the story. So that, so, oh my God. So that conversation happens. five years later. Let's see, if I'm 21, 5, 46, about five years later when I was 26. Okay. So at that point in time, all right, so before I tell you that, I think I should just keep everything

chronic a lot of lonely. Yes, please. Yeah, yeah, sorry. I didn't realize it was that long after. That's all good. Yeah. It's all good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it all does come to a head a few years later in spectacular, very public, hilarious and humiliating fashion. Yeah. But so, After this, I think it triggered something in my dad. Like, I feel like my dad was like, all right. So like we've never had rules to this competition, but apparently like, like, there's a competition happening now. Yeah.

Yeah. So, so I got, I got married shortly after this, uh, this story here. This wonderful girl. My dad always liked her. And, um, I know for a fact that he hit on her quite often. It was very flirty and she kind of like attention and stuff like that. never admitted to anything happening. But I brought, you know, I had her come over to my dad's once,

and she brought one of her friends. And one of her friends was just, she was just another hutty. And that my dad just like, I don't know what he was thinking. But it's the first time he's meeting this other girl. And he just goes over and goes, oh, you know, welcome, welcome to my house. And just like reaches around and give her a hug. And then like picks her up by the ass. And it's just like, you just have an amazing.

He says, you just have an amazing dumper. That's what he loves to call it a dumper. Yeah, I just picked right by the ass. Yeah. And this girl just loved it. I'm like, how the fuck does he have a compass for this shit? Like most girls are just kicking him the fucking balls. Yeah, but he must be that good looking.

That's the problem. Like, you know, if an ugly guy did that, she would kick him in the ass. Like, and she'd be pissed. But it was because he was so hot. She didn't care. It's true. I think there's definitely the level of physical attraction to him. but he was a ridiculously confident man.

Yeah. To everybody. Yeah. So that definitely played the thing. So yeah, that night we, it was me, my ex-wife, her friend, my dad, but just like drinking and stuff out in the backyard, which is like we often do. I was just like flirting with her the whole time. And like my stepmom went to bed at some point in time.

She was always in bed early. And at that point in time, the girl, like, moved on to his lap. There's like some neck kisses and stuff going on there. And, yeah, I don't know if anything went further than that. But there was that happening. And I remember telling him the next day, I said, you know, that doesn't count because she's not mine. So it doesn't matter. Like, you know, me, it was just kind of like, you like chuckled it off.

Hellenious. Yeah. And then there was my ex-wife. moved over to California to be with me and that had moved back at one point in time before I'd come back. And my dad was always going just to check on her because, you know, she's one of the family now and all that type of stuff. And I just, it was always suspect, but never, uh, never confirmed anything. But it seemed like he spent quite a quite a bit of time over there. Yeah. And I just got to tell you, girls talk more than guys do. So if that girlfriend, that fucked your dad that one time, like,

if your dad was like well hung or great in bed or whatever and she had gone back and told your wife at the moment like oh my god I like fucked his dad and it was like amazing he was like he went down I mean he had the biggest dick like you know that's the type of thing that could have like sparked the curiosity in your wife you know like you just don't know or maybe that was his master plan the whole time he's smarter than I'm getting credit for like exactly maybe yeah so So, no. Yeah, exactly. It might not, it might be a one-one, you know.

Wait, so now, so, okay, so now you're, he does that. You're, you have the suspicion, but ultimately you never really found out anything. But odds are maybe they had hooked up once or twice, too, with your ex-wife. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Okay. I'm sorry, but there is a twist to this plot. I have to add it in the beginning that this does. There is a twist because, you know, after this whole scenario goes down, like you and your partner now, sort of have this as a fantasy role-playing scenario that you want to turn into like a reality, right?

There is a twist that comes on and you bring it to like told you out. Yeah, definitely. It's turned into some weird kink thing. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like, I don't like. I don't like Power Rangers anymore, but I'm still fucking weird. So yeah.

So yeah. Yeah, so then a couple years later, one of Auntie's good friends is having a birthday party at this Mexican restaurant. And we go there. And this is my first time seeing her since LAX. Yeah. So I hadn't seen her again in years. And she was like, she was like avoiding me and stuff in the beginning. And I was just like, oh, I play it cool.

Like, you know, she doesn't whatever. It didn't matter. And I was there. There's a whole bunch of other people who were having a good time. Well, then she got, she got really drunk at one point of the thing. Excuse me. She got really drunk. And then like approached me.

And it was, you know that meme with the, with like the woman being held back at the dinner table? like screaming and pointing in a cat in the other chair. You see that meme? No, but I could a picture it. Oh, right. Yeah, sweet. Yeah. So it's literally like one of them real housewives moments. Like she doesn't come over and like quietly address the situation. She's like in front of everybody. And I'm telling you like,

we're in a public fucking restaurant and shit. Yeah. What does she say? And she's just like, lean over that. She said, she called me a liar. She's like, you fucking liar. I never touched you. And she's like, how dare you fucking try to, you know, say this, that, the other fucking thing. And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? She's like, I never fucking touched you.

And while she was like saying that, I just like pulled out my phone and I just scrolled to a cheeky photo that I had taken at the time. And I just turned the phone around. So it was like facing her. And then she just ran off crying. Wait a second. There was pictures taken during your little rendezvous and she had the nerve to deny it, even though she knew you took pictures?

I don't think she knew I took pictures because I was kind of a piece of. shit. I wouldn't do that now. But I definitely did. I was like, there's no fuck. Yeah, I was just young and stupid and just an asshole. No, actually, you were smart because you had evidence so many years later. That was like, seriously. Oh my God. So, oh my God. She, so there she is trying to save face and she loses out because you have a picture. In front of all their friends and all that. Shit. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't show anybody else. I just turned it to her. And then she looked at my phone. She said, I cried.

left yeah that's awesome and uh i've seen you like two times since then and just went back to this is like normal like it was like that big blow up and then and then we just like pretended this didn't happen thing in time never happened yeah yeah that was her choice yeah yeah yeah exactly yeah yeah so yeah we haven't done uh we haven't done anything i did tell i had a younger brother or have a younger brother and i had told him about the situation at one point in time and he he tried to have a go and got shot down a poor kid but I'm not giving it a go. Your whole family's hilarious. Your whole fucking family is hilarious.

All the men in this family. I mean, you're like a package deal. We're extremely competitive people. Yeah. We're extremely competitive people. I mean, that's a story for another day if we want. But I at one point hooked up with my brother's girlfriend or the girl that my brother was

chasing for like four years. Oh, my God. I wound up, hug up with her. And then he, uh, he tried to bang my wife, but couldn't. So he went after, went after her sister.

Yeah, it was just competitive, just apes in a tree. So, but let me just ask you a quick question. Like, do you think that that kind of stuff was going on between brothers? Because it's kind of like disloyal shit, you know, because of kind of what you grew up with, like this dad and like the role model that he showed you.

Do you think that's why you and your brother were doing that kind of stuff? Do you know what I mean? I don't know. I think we all just became competitive about everything. Like nothing was normal. Yeah, but normally there's like a bro code. Like I feel like, but not really. Actually, guys, the minute you break up with a guy, every single one of his friends

try to fuck you. I mean, it just is the way that it goes. It's kind of like a free for all. So yeah, you're right. Like, I mean, it just made. Yeah, that's the thing like, dude, say. What? The brocode is, the brocode is something that guys say and then just kind of look left and

right silently afterwards. Like, oh, yeah, of course, the brocode. Yeah. No, the bro code, I think, is much more an extension of, like, you guys have each other's back in every way, shape, and form. Like, if you cheated, your brocode would be, like, none of your friends would ever tell anybody. Like, if you, like, if they worked in a company, brocode would be they'd hire you.

Like, brocode is very powerful. but it does not extend to women because like I said the minute you break up with a guy everyone who's friends want to fuck you and the cool thing about guys is sometimes like you do fuck that friend and they're still friends like they don't even care like they get over it you know guys are different than women

you know so you could like try to fuck your brother's girl and like it's not like it doesn't ruin your guys relationship whereas in the girl community like in the girl's life like that kind of stuff is like you know end all be all kind of thing I think I think the reason that my brother got pissed off about that one was just because he had he had never got with her he'd been trying for like four years to get

yeah and didn't uh and that was that basically she went after me so yeah wow okay so you're super competitive you do you want to hear that i can make that a quick five minute story if you're interested yeah yes sure so so i had come back from the uh marines and uh you know how patriotic and ridiculous America is. So I come back as a Marine and they're all like, oh, you should bring your uniform with you. And I was like, okay, I bring my uniform. My brother's like, I talk to my teacher and you can come talk to our class. And I'm like, dude, I just like drink and shoot guns. I'm fine, but I'll come in a uniform and pretend I'm one of America's finest heroes and all that shit. Yeah. So I come and I'm standing in front of the class. At this point, time, he would have been

17, senior, not junior, 16 or 17. It was pretty early on in the time that I was in the Marines. So I come in and I'm in uniform and, you know, all the girls are like, oh, my God, and all that type of stuff. And the guys are like, oh, that's cool. And all the high school kids are telling me about call the duty stories to try to relate and all that type of stuff. And this is the age of, this is the age of MySpace. So I left in like when I left there, within like two days, I had like, I don't know, like 10 or 12, like MySpace friend requests type things going on. Yeah. And this girl that my brother was super into hit me up. And I was like, oh, hey, yeah, I think I remember you from class and stuff. Yeah, it was good talking to you and all that stuff. It's up. I didn't care that they were younger and I'm in my MySpace. That didn't matter. But then she was pretty forward about it. She's like, I just thought you were like really hot. And I was like, yeah, and I think you're really 16. So, you know, if you're interested, you can hit me up in, like, you can hit me up in two years. But, you know. So I got out of the Marine. And when I went back home, I was looking for a college to go to.

And she was, I don't remember what it's called. When the students, like, give you, like, the tour guides and stuff, school, like, if you're trying to apply for school. Yeah, she was just one of those at a school that will remain nameless. And she's like, oh, yeah, I should check it out. Like, I'll give you a tour of the place. So I show up, and there's like, I don't know, like 15 people that wanted to check it out that day or whatever. And there was three student guides or whatever. and she had gone and talked to the other two.

They're all girls. So all three of the tour guides were girls. Talk to the other two girls to split up the group. And literally, like, one girl took half the guys. The other girl took the other half of guys. And she just took me. And I was like, yeah, all right. And she brought me to one of the empty classrooms.

And the second we got into the classroom, she was like, I'm over 18 now. And I was like, yep. And then we just did it in one of the empty, yeah, we did it in one of the empty classrooms right on top of the desk. It was, it was great. Yeah. Okay. So now you're, let's get back to the main story.

So you, that girl, where are we at now? Because I know that eventually you bring this up with your partner now. You guys do a lot of kinky things, right? And it's kind of like you're trying to get her to fuck your father now because it's kind of like a turner. Yeah. So the relationship, The relationship I'm in now was, so we met

via the internet. She was just posting nudes on Reddit. And I made a funny comment in one of the threads on Reddit about the picture that she posted. And then it just went off from there. And we just, it was amazing. Like, we just nonstop talking for weeks.

And it just so happened, like Reddit's a global website. Yeah. And there can be like, you know, girls from everywhere. and she was like a two-hour drive away from where I was in Australia. I was just like, oh, wow, that works out perfectly. And one of the big things with us is we talked very early on about various kinks, and she has a whole smorgasbord of things that she's into, and I had what I'm into.

And I started telling her some of my previous stories, she started to tell me that. So I told her the same exact story. I just told you, and we talked about it. And then I was telling her about like how I'd like to share with other men and have threesome with other women and all that type of stuff. And she's like, do you think that would extend to your family? And I go, like, what are you thinking about? And because I didn't know at that point. She went like my brother and my dad.

Yeah. And she was like, oh, you know, your father. And then I just immediately just schemed up this thing in my head. And for, I don't know, it was a good few weeks in our relationship. where we texted pretty constantly about it and we had had sex talking about it and kind of just cracked out with this weird plan of when we went back to the States before we get married, her with my full knowledge, trying to seduce my dad, but kind of make it in a way that he would think that he was doing it almost and that I didn't know. Yeah, uh-huh. I got it.

Yeah. yeah just just for me to yeah at the end like you know this is my like wedding gift to you type thing like I know and this doesn't count as a point it's the type of thing so right like what you want up again because you're like I said it all up motherfucker kind of thing yeah yeah yeah exactly super healthy family dynamics that I have yeah I love so yeah we just we got off in that story we got off in that story for quite a bit and yeah we yeah we we had sex one night and I think that was the main focus of everything that we were talking about while I was having sex and it was super hot. Right. I remember when you emailed me this whole thing. I was like, oh, okay, like I really hope we're not going to be talking about you being attracted to your dad because I really don't like to have incest stuff on my show, like people

that think that like it's one thing if like you're molested and like you're horrified. And it's another thing if you're fantasizing about it. I've had people that talk about it being like a fantasy in some way. But I was like, I like, you know, I'm like this doesn't go back to some sort of thing. I mean, do you think that this fantasy, well, first of all, because you did mention that you and you have this thing where you like to see your girl with other people. What is that all about? And have you had partners? Have you shared partners with men?

And like, what are all the kinks that you've been into and your girl's been into? So, we haven't had an in-room one. The thing about sharing, there's just a lot to it. I like sharing just because I think it's hot. And the big thing for me is that there's wires in my brain that are crossed. And like, so, you know, like, the wire that says you're angry also is connected to the wire that says, like, ball of fist or whatever. And normally people have like a wire that says jealous. So the wire that comes off of that is like, feel really bad.

Yeah. And jealousy just makes me fucking horny. Like, I just get crazy turned on when I'm jealous. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah. No, but I think that that's better than going. No, but don't you think. that's better than the person that's really jealous and it goes off into crazy land and paranoia.

And like, because that's, you know, I think it's a lot better to turn it in. I feel like it's just an energy, you know, and you decide to turn it into something. And I think the go to is like anger or craziness, you know, distrustfulness. Like it just doesn't feel good. But I think some people, especially cucks, are wired to have that energy instead go to like turn on, right? And I just, think that that is a much healthier way to deal or at least a happier, funner way, right? I don't know that healthier. Who am I? I'm a fucking unprofessional, nobody, you know, like I'm not here to say that that's anything.

It's definitely not unhealthy for us. The only thing I'd say is it kind of becomes like a minor obsession from time to time, like where that's all I can think about and that's not fair to her and probably isn't the healthiest. But every time we've played so far. It's been respectful in on our own terms. Right. She's gone.

She had a date where she went out for lunch with a male and female couple. And then went back and hooked up with them at their house and then like showered, I think, at their house. And then went and met another couple for dinner. And the whole time I was like sitting at home furiously masturbating. So she wound up hook it up with two couples in one night. And it was just, I remember the whole time. I was just so much energy.

I was just like pacing around the house. I do. I think I probably got off like three times that day. It was just a crazy. It just sends me into a tizzy. I think it's the hottest thing for me. And yeah, it drives me nuts. I think definitely my number one biggest turn on is sharing my girl.

Now, was she the first. girl that you've lived this fantasy out with or had you done it with other people before her? Yeah, that, yeah, that, that, no, I don't think I'd ever, I don't think I'd ever even told that story to any of my other partners. Right. No, this one was just immediately, uh, we started, it was weird because you think, like, you know, you make a comment about a girl's ass on, on, on, on, a Reddit stream. You don't think anything's got turned about it. But, uh, no, it was just super, we dove in head first, and we, we told everything about everything about our lives. Got out. really well and wasn't many secrets or anything.

I just wanted to talk about everything about who we were as deeply as possible. So, yeah, came up and all came out. Yeah, that was within the first couple months. So, yeah. Yeah, that must have been very freeing for you. Did you have these thoughts secretly to yourself and this was the first time you copped it? Or did you sort of realize it when talking to her about stuff? For the one about my father.

Yeah, I had had previous relationships where I'd share my partner. But this was the first one where, yeah, yeah. This is the first one where I explained why, and I talked about how jealousy works with me, and I told all the stories about other, like, threesomes that I'd had in the competition with my brother and my dad and all that type of stuff where I just let it all out, told her all of those things.

Yeah, yeah. But yeah, so it's different than that. But I've never been, I've never been one to be like you can't have sex with somebody else so they don't think in any of my relationships even the first one that my dad tried to hook up with I've never said that to anybody

I was like you're free to have sex whenever I'm fine with it even as my first relationship I was like yeah fuck whoever you want to fuck that's fine my whole thing was like just don't don't lie about it and don't fall in love with somebody else you know that was my two big things but yeah no this is the first time i was like really open and honest about uh everything that was going on mentally and emotionally with with all my kinks and stuff uh is with the girl i'm with now so yeah

yeah that's interesting because i have on um a friend named doctor guy on my show a lot and then through the talking to him on my show and knowing him he eventually met a woman who was very like minded dr guy was a guy who i dated who couldn't keep his dick in his pants and just like wanted to fuck everybody and he eventually met like the perfect girl for him they're getting man He's been on my show a lot and I'm you know it and they're very open with each other. She's they have an open Relationship. They're swingers, I guess if you want to call it. She's very into like fucking other people. They do it together and she, you know, I used to always say about him like if I had to say like a lot of people have like a little secret naughty thing that they don't tell anyone and I used to always say to his face like I know that you're into old women like really old women like he would always be like you shut the fuck up. You're so wrong. I'm like I don't know. I just feel like that's like your thing. They're really old women. Like I don't know. I just feel like that's like your thing. There was like these little signs here and there, you know, and then I get his girl on my show one day because they live a very interesting life. And she starts talking about how, like, she, you know,

they were able to really cop to things that they were into. And she was able to cop to him that she had this like incest fantasy. This she doesn't know why. She doesn't know where it comes from. She's never done anything about it. Nor does she plan to, but she does like to fantasize, you know, about being with her uncle or whatever. And that how doctor guy copped to like wanting to fuck his grandmother. and I was like, I knew it. I fucking told you. It's really good. Like something with his grandmother.

I'm like, oh my God. Like I said that. It's so long ago I knew that that was this thing. But I do think that there is something, you know, very great and quote unquote healing. You know, when people do find each other and they are able to really bring out everything and be completely honest about it, right? Because, you know, that's who you are. and you bring it up and if you're working it out with somebody that you care about it and it's all consensual, I think that that that probably is, like I said, healing and that probably is very good to do because

you probably have this whole triangulation kind of thing going on because of how you grew up, you know, and instead of like suppressing it, it's there, right? What do you do with it? It's like, you know, you were dealt those hands, that hand, right? So you're working it and you happen to be with a partner who, you know, you were able to be honest about it with. And she's able to not be freaked out about it and kind of go there with it with you. It works out doubly great in this one. Yeah, yeah, for sure. And I think part of why it works out is there's an age gap.

So typically, most of the people I've been with has been an age gap where they're older than me. So I've always had like a cougar thing. Oh, okay. So I'd always been there. But, you know, I'm 36 now. So like, you know. I'm almost at the same age as to people.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Unless you're a doctor guy and you're into the grandmas. I mean, you've got to go the other way. Yeah, not so much. No. Yeah. But she is 11 years younger than me. So like there's this fun dynamic where she's finding out what she likes in life

and having the freedom to explore things. And it's cool for me to like, be able to stoke those fires. I'm like, yeah, 100% support you. You want to go do this, do that? and those things are cool. And, you know, I have my experiences and she wants to, you know, learn about what I've done. She's always told me to tell her every minute of my life. So anytime I tell the new story, she gets excited.

Unfortunately, like I said, I'm a storyteller. So I forget now. I might tell her the same story like seven times. Yeah, yeah. Yep, never heard this one. She's lovely, though. She pretends she's never heard it every time. It's great.

She's a perfect audience for that. So, yeah, so I get to help her explore her. Yeah, it must be so great. her because I mean this was a woman that was like and I'd love for her to call in I know that you when you signed your email it was like you and her together I didn't know if they were going to both be on at the same time but I would love for her to call in separately too because here's a young girl that when you met her was putting nudes online right on Reddit I mean so obviously she was very open sexually still does right right yeah yeah correct and lucky for her just like lucky for doctor guy and

his girl that they found each other I mean I think that's what it's always about that she found a man who, you know, not only is attracted to her into like the kinky things that she's into, but, you know, cares about her and loves her and gives her all that other stuff that, oh, maybe a woman would want in a companion, you know. And sometimes it's hard to find, I think, if you're really putting yourself out there, especially for a woman, you know, very sexually open, quote unquote, promiscuous or whatever you want to call it women. Sometimes it's hard for them to find that guy that won't sort of like want to fuck them but also be like judgmental. You know, like you know what I'm talking about.

You know. So it's, it's weird. It's weird for me. Like I know I'm the, I'm the one that's the standout in the crowd on this one. But like, so like I work, I work in a prison. So like all my, most of my friends are like prison guards and stuff, you know? Uh-huh. And we had like a poker night and she came there and she was like, oh, super hot and was like,

tell me which of my friends said she'd fuck. And. Oh, my God. Like it came, yeah, so it came out, you know, that I told everybody, like, yeah, she can do whatever she wants. And the vast majority of my friends, even the ones that, like, said she was really hot were like, I could never do that. Like, when a girl's mine, she's mine and like, fuck that, I'd lose my mind. I'm just like, why? It's so fun. I just, I can't wrap my head. I guess it's the same way both ways, like the same way they're like, they can't do it. I just can't

wrap my head around. Like, why? Like, if you have something you, you love and it's fun, Like, why wouldn't you want to share that? Like, like, and have that experience. But, yeah, no, so it's always been a thing. She's been open to it. She's used it to her advantage a few times to try to get me jealous in little situations. Just, like, whisper like, this guy's super hot or I want to fuck this guy and all that stuff. Right.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, and I mean, I think that, like, that was one of the things that I learned on my show, especially early on, because I always had a lot of guy friends. and I was always super close with my guy friends and they taught, because I could talk like a dude so, you know, I'm so like pretty open with sex and so guys would talk to me like they would talk to their guy friends.

So I felt like I really knew what guys, how guys were and how they were wired and what they were into. But never did I hear one guy friend tell me that he loved watching his girl, fucking other guy. And then I start doing my show and I just hear this more and more. And I have to tell you, because you said like all these friends came to you of like, how could you do that? I would never.

There have been many times on my show, besides the guys that just straight up know that they're into it. There have been guys I've had on that, like, never thought that they would be into it. And then it sort of happened for one reason or another, and they were, like, blown away by how into it they were. So, like, listen, the majority of people maybe are not wired to be into that kind of a thing.

But I feel like then there's the people that are. And then there's that category of people that, you know, maybe you think you never would, but maybe if it happened, you'd realize you were. Like, you just don't know, right? I don't know. I mean, I think some people know, but there are those people out there that I, because I've heard those stories. Yeah. And I'm different too, because I've had a few friends that are, that are open to that type of thing.

And, like, I'm not the type that likes to be humiliated or anything like about that. Like, you know what I mean? Like, if she comes back, it's like, oh, like, this guy was super hung and fucked me really good in the ass. Like, that's a turn on. Yeah. And if it was like, you know, it's so much bigger than you or anything like that. Not at all. I'm not into the humiliation access.

Well, I found a lot of the people that I've talked to, it seems to be quite a trend now. I don't know what it is, but it seems to be a trend. At least now, there's a lot of males into the humiliation factor of it. But that's not where I go with it. Yeah, but some people do. I mean, I think that that's, it's always a little bit different, you know, and everywhere. But I think like a, I don't think if you, to be labeled a cuck, like that you definitely need to have that, but that is like the truest form of a cuck that a lot of times

people will be like, I'm not a cuck because I don't like the humiliation aspect, but I've heard tons of people. I feel like I've heard more from more who don't, you know, but then I, of course, have heard from the ones that do, you know? And now does your, do you sleep with other women? I mean, or is it just like you liked your wife to be, your girl to be with other people? So I had, So I had a full permission to sleep with one that I had previously hooked up with that my partner loved and wanted to hook up with as well. That never really panned out. And then early on in the relationship, I had a girl that I hooked up with, but I haven't really done it. And I'm much more into her being with other people than I am about other people, with the exception of like I really want.

like a same room like male male female but yeah oh oh three-sum right yeah yeah exactly yeah you haven't done that yet yeah um not no not not not yet nope she's uh she's she's she's run off and and and played with others and she's uh she's a she's a sex worker as well so like as a hobby it's a hobby sex worker i guess you can call it what does that mean does she take money I mean she's like has a normal She's a normal job But she's on She's on an app that's kind of like

I can't remember what it's called But it's kind of like one of Ashley Madison type Type apps And so there people hit her up on that And she'll go off and do that And you know Come back and look at all the money I made Which is fantastic for me

Because I work 12 hours in a prison And I come back and she's like Throwes a lot And I made what you made today I was like god damn You like love it Yeah, of course I love it. She's young and hot and living her best life and freaking good honor and makes some money doing it.

How long you guys been dating for? So yeah. A year and a half. Wow. Now, just let me ask you like how far does that fantasy of her like banging your dad go? Is it something that you guys love to fantasize about and role play but like in real life like no effing way or is it something that you guys? I think in real life. think in real life it would be everything we've talked about i'm i'm i'm super okay with and i just

think in real life it would almost be a good bonding moment because i've had i've had a fair probably half a dozen threesomes with my brother but like we don't touch or anything like that uh so we've both had it's same girl at same time as you talk stop this wait a second and we only have like seven minutes okay wait a second i still even want to know why you left i'm sorry it went to Australia. I mean, you're an interesting person, but there's so much going on here. Wait a second. You've had threesomes with your brother, too, with other girls. When did this all go down? Yeah. That one, the first one we had was he, so he's in the military as well and came home for a visit or whatever. And he's like, damn, like, we went out. So that's what it was. We went to, that's what it was. The first one was we went to a pool hall and we were shooting pool. And he's like, man, I'm, I need to get laid. And I was just like, all right, well, you want a girl here? And he's like, I just want. I don't want to, like, do any work. I just want to get laid. Like, he says it's kind of a joke.

Yeah. Or whatever, you know what I mean? And I had this friend, call her H. So I had this friend H at the time. Yeah. And we were hooking up quite regularly. And I just called her on the phone. I was like, hey, you're working right now?

And she was like, no. And I'm like, I'm here with my brother at a pool hall. And she's like, oh, that's cool. And I'm like, yeah, he's on leave with the military real quick. And he's super horny. And I was wondering if you'd fuck both of us. And she's like at the same time. And she goes, that's like at the same time.

And she goes at the same time. And I was like, yeah. And she's like, I need a shower so I can meet you there in about an hour. And my brother was like, that's no way this happened. And then she showed up. And the first thing was like, oh, yeah, he's all hot and started touching her. And then the funniest bit that came out of that is I would stay at my dad's every once in a while. And that girl, H would be there with me.

You know, that fuck her at my dad's and all that type of stuff. And then so they knew who she was had seen her a few times. And then one night, all of us went out drinking. And then in the morning, she'd come down the stairs. And my dad and stepmom were eating like, oh, hi, H, how are you doing? And then my brother came down. Like, oh, you know, where's John? And he's, oh, he's not here.

Oh, my brother came down with the girl that I did she put it together? Yeah, yeah, everybody figured out exactly what was going on there. And yeah, it didn't matter. Oh, my. We're weird people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting. There's a lot of layers going on there because when you told me that,

story a long time ago about you fucking your brother's girl like you left out the fact that you guys would double team girls together and that I mean because like yeah at that point at that point we had we had no yeah we did that was probably a year after that incident yeah right so you know that's like a little important fact to leave out like this is a totally different like sort of family dynamic to the point where where your brother says I need to get laid and you're like calling up this girl you saying oh you're going to fuck the both of us like Like, I mean, he's, there's no sort of conversation. Like, is this cool?

Like, I mean, do brothers fuck girls together a lot? I don't know. I don't know about that. Yeah. That one, I don't know how to answer that one. No, I think my brother thought it was a joke first and I did it. And then to me, at a point in time, it was like, you have something you need. I have something that I can give you that would satiate that.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, your brother, I got your back, buddy. It would be the same thing as if he said he was thirsty. He'd grab him beer, you know? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but I mean, you put your mouth on it with him. Like, I mean, I just think it's interesting that you're just like, oh, H, do you want to come?

It wasn't like, do you want to just come fuck my brother? Do you want to come fuck the both of us? And now there you are now, like fucking a girl with your brother, you know, which is like, I think something that's not very common. And you guys did it more than once, right? Yeah, yeah. It was all with that same girl, though. Right.

I can't recall a time when we did. I don't think you did it to anybody else. He hooked up with one of my, he hooked up with one of the other girls that I was kind of with at one point earlier than that, but that was about it. Yeah. Yeah. So every three-sum we had was with the same girl. Wow.

Oh, my goodness. The men in your family. Are there any girls in your family, sisters? No. No. No. It's, yeah, just a military world. Everybody in the family is men in military, military men, being super competitive and

ridiculous. Yeah. so interesting and now and and here's your girl now do you plan on like you know marrying this girl like is she like the end all be all because it sounds like you know you met really your match someone very like minded and I think that that's hard to find sometimes when you're into certain things especially for the both of you yeah 100% certainty that yeah she's the one that I would yeah I want to spend the rest of my life with this is awful timing for this since I've sent you the email to get on your show and we've had this phone call

We had a major hiccup in our relationship that we're trying to figure out now. So things aren't the greatest. But no, never. Something that has to do with something else. Yeah. Something else entirely. Yeah. I don't want to get into that.

But yeah, no, no, I never had a doubt. I've never had the feelings I have for anybody. Like, for that I have for her, I've never had the same type. And I've never been as open. I feel like with most of my other partners, I could show like a part of who you are and then you know like which aspect of yourself you can share with your partner.

Yeah. Whereas this one I never really ever felt that. It was like the more, it was almost like the more fucked up shit I told her. Yeah. The more she liked me. Just like you're just an absolute mess. And I love all the awful things about you.

And it was a. Well, then because she could be herself too because it seems like she has stuff, right? And she's into things. and like you would be, you're very accepting of a lot of things. So I do think it's so great. Like I used to say this to Dr. Guy's girlfriend when she was on two. I mean, she's very promiscuous.

Loves to fuck five guys in one night. I mean, and she makes no, she's totally unapologetic. But like, you know, let's be realistic. There are a lot of guys that would want to fuck her, but not a lot of guys that would say, oh, I'm going to bring you home on Thanksgiving dinner. Just because of that whole Madonna horror complex thing that goes down, you know, guys can't help.

but, you know, sort of have like sometimes a negative connotation towards a woman like that, right? Like I said, they want to fuck her, but they don't want to fall in love with her. I've never, it's weird. I've never, I've never had that. That's never been an aspect of my life. But that's why it's so great that you exist. That's why you, like I'm saying, like, I don't care what kind of hiccup you're going on with your girl. You know, she would be crazy to ever leave you because you're like the breed of, you know, guy that is perfect.

or a girl like her because it's hard. And even for you, too, it's hard to meet people who are on the same page when you have these kinds of intense kinks and stuff and your girl wants to do what you want to do. And here you are, you both found each other in the craziest way. And that's really wonderful for the both of you,

you know, because you're able to fully be who you are. And also have the other parts of a relationship that everybody wants, you know, and you guys have that. And I think that that's really great. I want her on my show. Can she come on my show? show? I know I'll talk. I'll talk to her about it. She's definitely not as, uh, is outgoing or egotistical as I am.

But, uh, yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll ask her if she'd be down. Uh, is she going to listen to this episode? Yeah, she's, she's sitting drinking tea listening to me talking to you. Oh, okay. So can't I just ask her right now? Let's ask her right now. Let's ask her right now. Come on the show. Would you want to be on? this show at some point. She's being shy and saying she doesn't know if she has an hour long story to tell. Oh, she does. She doesn't just, she's just going to ask questions. She has a fucking two-hour story to tell, okay?

All right. Well, let her listen to this episode. I think you are fascinating. I feel like you have 80,000 more stories to tell. So, you know, I feel like maybe, oh, you know what we could do? maybe we could, if she doesn't feel comfortable coming out alone, we have her come on with you. Just like you could be there as a backup if you want. Like maybe, you know, give her that option too.

She'll hear this episode. That's an option too. Oh, sure. Yeah, that's a cool idea. Yeah. I think the world needs to know about her. And obviously, the more people that know about it, the more people that want to fuck her and that works out for me.

Oh my God. Yeah, we'll give a shout out for more guys to come and like, take your girl. hilarious. Why not? Yeah, tell her that too. Whatever gets her on my show. Like I said, I really feel like you have like 10,000 more stories, and I'd love to hear her story. And I love your story so far.

But I think you're even like there's so much more to uncover there because I feel like there's just so many layers to this. You know, and we didn't really get into the psychology of it. I love that stuff too. So anyway, I feel like, you know, I'm definitely going to have you back on. And I want your girl on too. Oh, great. Thank you so much for calling in. This is a great episode.

It'll be airing very soon. I love your story. Just wanted you to know that I just got a text message from my partner that said she is very jealous of the girl that I fucked with my brother. Oh my God. She wanted me to relay that to you. Oh, my God. Yeah, this is why she needs to be on too. And wait, and listen, I have a Patreon.

I feel like because you're talking so much about your fucking 10 and your girl knows about this. Like if you want to send me anonymous picks for my Patreon, that's always like awesome. People like, you know, but not your face. You know what I mean? But if you have picks that you can because your girl knows. No, I would say I was a 10 when I was 22. Oh,

here we go. Oh, yeah, you're seven now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I've definitely, I eat the same amount of pizza I did when I was 20, but I don't run the same amount of mountains, you know? Yeah, yeah. You're not the same metabolism. All right.

So when your girl's on, she'll come on and she's a 10 for sure. Yeah. She's a 10. We'll talk to you and we'll send you pictures of her. All right. Yeah. Everybody will agree that she did that.

Yeah. All right. Just use my name because it would be super hilarious for me. Like if I get a call from my dad in two weeks because he heard the story, it would just make my day, you know? Oh my God. Oh, right. Even better if my name is in it, you know.

Oh, okay. You're so fucked up. All right. I'm going to, I'm going to use your name. Do you want me to not change your voice? I change everyone's voices. Um,

you know what? Fuck. I'd be fine with that. Yeah. No, I don't think you be fine with it. I think you really want. I think you'd be more than happy for me not

to change your voice. You want your dad to know. Yeah. So yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. I'm fine not being anonymous at all. Yeah, I love it.

I'm going to do it. This story will probably be picked up. My show gets picked up for daily mail all the time. They're definitely going to pick this one. I'm like, guy fucks, dad's mistress. I mean,

it's just so salatial. And then there's just so much more to it. Thank you so much for sharing this story. It's like the fucking best. Oh, this is a great time. Thank you. I'm sorry about the phone shit in the beginning.

Who cares? I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't fucking care. It was worth the 15 minutes of getting the sound right. All right. Thanks, John and then.

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