Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 477 - Ali has Had a Ton of Crazy Threesomes with his Best Friend

Episode Date: April 24, 2022

Ali had threesomes and foursomes with his Best friend and couples and a whole lot more and he called in to talk all about it. Tune in for all the details which include how he started out watching his best friend have sex with his gf and how that led to their long history of threesomes together, the threesomes they had in a movie theater, the older woman he hooked up with and exactly what went down between them, how her cuck husband eventually started watching, how he recruited his bf to join so the husband could watch his wife in a threesome, how he accidentally slept with his friends aunt and what went down between them, his threesomes with his friend and his friend’s cousin, the four way bj he got in a jacuzzi, how and why he hooked up with a trans girl in Vegas and what went down, the event that happened that changed him forever, how it changed him, his crazy arranged marriage to his wife and a whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You can cancel at any time, Patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast. All the links to all this stuff that I just told you are in the description. So if you're driving, blah, blah, blah, you don't have to worry. I just go to the description later and find those links. So now today, if you are driving, you're going to be happy because today I have on a really great guest that's super entertaining and has really great stories. and his whole episode is fantastic. You're going to love it. His name is Ollie.

You know, he's had a lot of threesomes and foursums, and he's just, like, had a lot of hookups. And they started out, like, right from the get-go, he's, to be, like, really interesting. I mean, he, from a very young age, was having threesomes with his best friend, Tito. You're going to get to know Tito in this episode, okay? Because he is, you know, one of the characters in the,

this story that has like a whole cast of characters. Now in the beginning, takes a little bit for him to get started and for you to understand who he's talking about. But once you do, I promise you 10 minutes in. You're just like, the whole ride is like super fun. He starts off, like I said, with Tito. And they just like are having threesomes like in high school,

I think it was with all these girls. And then he's like working in a vacation place and he's fucking an older woman. And then he meets the husband. And then the husband's watching them. And he fucked his friend's aunt by accident and found out it was his friend's aunt. That's a whole funny story. And then he banged her again. And then he had a threesome with his friend's cousin and the cousin and the friend.

So the friend's like fucking the cousin and he's fucking them and they're all having sex together. He doesn't hook up with guys. And so all that, you know, he got a four-way blowjub in a jacuzzi. Now listen, I am listing out these things and you're like, oh, why is she telling me everything? But trust me, you have to hear the stories. these bullets that I got in an email ahead of time. I got the same kind of thing. I knew everything going in.

But it's not the same when you hear the whole long-winded story because they're really entertaining. You got a four-way blowjub in a jacuzzi. He got a blowjew from a trans girl. And then there's a twist. Okay. And then, and that twist changes him. Like something happens and you hear what happens like down the line.

And that twist changes him and changes him completely. and that led to him, meaning his wife who he's with now. Before he met his wife, he did have a girl that cheated on him. He cheated out all his girls before that, so he kind of deserved it at that point, but he had one girl, cheated on him, he talked about that, and then he talked about how he met his wife. So there is a happy ending at the end. He's still a young guy, but because he's monogamous,

I don't know that he'll be calling in with any other crazy stories. All of his stories happened when he was young. he had so many stories to share. So I'm going to get to it and be right back on with Ollie. Hey, Ali, Ali, Ali. Welcome to the strictly, welcome to the strictly anonymous podcast. Listen, Ali, I wanted to make like a bullet point list for your episode because I didn't want you to forget any of the things you put in my email because there were so many like crazy

things in that email. I just try to make sure you remember it all because I don't have a bullet point list. I didn't make it, but I wanted to. So hopefully you'll remember all this stuff. I mean, basically you're a guy. Right. You've had a lot of buy experiences, but you've also had experiences with like an older couple, a lot of best friend experiences.

I'm assuming those best friends were guys. I don't really know, but, you know, why don't you just start off with how you first, got into SEX or like your first kind of experience with sex was seeing your best friends have sex is that what it was yeah it was my best friend like slash brother

I guess I should give a little bit background context first yeah please you start so like I was very very inexperienced just from my cultural religious background because my family's Muslim so it's like

sex is like a no go you don't think about sex you don't talk about sex, you don't have girlfriends, you don't talk to girls, and then you get married, and then you have to have a baby the first year, you know what I mean? And that's just the way it was. And my best friend, Tito, he was actually a Jehovah Witness. Oh, God, so he's right there with you. I mean, same shit, right? Yeah. Yeah, so we're like right there with each other. We're the same thing. We met actually when we were in kindergarten. So our families were really good together. I had two moms,

two dads, he had two moms, two dads. We called each other mom's mom, mommy. You know what I mean? So we were like brothers ever since we were kids. What do you mean? Can I just ask you quick question? What do you mean you both had two moms and two dads? Your parents were remarried, divorce remarried? No, no, no. I would call his mom. Oh, I see what you're saying. You both were so close that each other's parents were like your parents. Okay, duh. I'm sorry.

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, go on. Like, I never introduced them as my best friend. I always introduced him as my brother and vice versa. It was just the way it was. So, and the first time, I was 14, he was, he's a few months older than me, and he was with a girl,

not like girlfriend, but they were messing around. And we would have these sleepovers, like, we would sleep over each other's houses like every other day. So, and I remember, I can't really, well, he told me I had to sneak in, to his closet. And it was one of these closet doors where, you know, it's like a white door with like one of white flaps.

You can open up a little bit and you can see through the doors, the real old school ones. So I'm sitting there and the girl comes up his window or whatever. She sneaks in and I'm just like watching them to go at it. And to me, that was my very first sexual. experience is watching them to go out of it. And, you know, it was pitch dark. I could barely see anything, but it was like the hottest thing in the world. Right. Yeah. And every once in all, a car or something would go by and you get to see a little

glimpse of a naked body or I get to see like a little tit or something, but I couldn't really see-see, but it was so freaking hot. You know what I mean? And this happened, I think, like maybe within like a month, month and a half, I probably saw this thing happen like maybe three times. And I remember, and I would talk to Tito afterwards. And I'd be like, dude, that's so freaking hot. But I got to get in on this. You know what I mean? But I had never even kissed a girl, never even dated a girl, nothing.

Okay, so now listen, so you're watching them have sex. You go to your friend and you're like, how do I get in on this action? And do you ever get in on this action? Is this the friend that you start to have sex with or a threesome? Do you eventually have a threesome with this guy? Okay, what happened? How did that happen? Her name is Kara.

So Tito and Kara kind of had a falling out. I basically started going to her house. And we basically started masturbating in front of each other. And I remember it was my birthday and she gave me finally I got a blowjob. She gave me a birthday blow job. And I thought that was the, best thing in the world. It was fantastic. And I remember going over the next day and she was, she told me she wanted to go down on me again. She was like, do you want it again? And I loved

watching masturbation so much from her that I was like, no, I'd rather watch you masturbate than get a blowjob. Right. Okay. You know what I mean? You were very much a lawyer, mayor. Yeah, yeah, yeah because you yeah I think maybe that first experience wired you that way hardcore and she would let me and it was just fantastic you know what I mean and she would get her mother's toys and stuff oh my gosh it was amazing it was awesome I remember we even sneaked into a we wouldn't sneak into a sex store and we ended up getting like a whole bunch of toys that we could play with and stuff and that was incredible too But anyways, so it was like a few days before Christmas break and we're having sex and you know during sex, you know, we would have the like dirty talk. She'd like, oh, don't you wish you could watch me and have sex with so and so, this and that.

And I'd be like, yeah, we would go through it. And it just came out of my mouth. I was like, I loved it when you went down on Tito. And she was like, what? And it blew up in my face. She literally just kicks me out of her house. and she goes on to her vacation. So I told Tito about it.

And Tito was like, dude, you're totally fucked. He's like, why did you tell her? And I was like, I don't know. I was stupid. You know what I mean? So she comes back from her Christmas break. And I finally go to her house and we have a talk. And she was like, you know, that's an invasion of privacy, all this stuff.

I say sorry, y'all, whatever. And she ends up telling me that while she was down in Nebraska, that when she would masturbate, she would actually get off on me watching her with Tito. And I was like, really? So she kind of got into it. Yeah. And I was like, awesome. You know what I mean?

So the next, so we had sex for like a month or so and we would talk about it. Right. And I told Tito about it. I was like, hey, man, we're having sex and we're actually talking about you. And he was like, well, shit. And we would talk, me and Carol would talk. and she'd be like, okay, she might want to do a threesome, you know? Since she already been with him and I know and he knows, we all three, you know, we actually even hung out together too.

So we ended up going to the movie theaters one day. My brother dropped me off, dropped us off and we're in the movie theaters and she's in between us too and I'm on the left side. And I have like my jacket on top of my, you know, lap and 10, 15 minutes go by. she's giving me a hand job. And I'm like, I'm like, okay, this is awesome, you know. And I keep looking around making sure nobody's, you know, noticing. And I look over and Tito's head is tilted backwards. And I'm like, what the heck?

So I kind of look over. No way. And she's giving him a hand job. And I was so, if I didn't have a boner already, I had a huge boner now. Right. So I like kind of, I take her hand off of my penis. And I like go over to her ear and I'm like, hey, I want you to give him head. And she just smiled at me and she just did it.

And she's giving him head and I'm just watching. And me and Tito are giving each of the high fives and shit. And we're having a ball. So she gets done and she's like, did you enjoy that? And I was like, I was like, fuck, yes, that was the hottest thing ever. then she gave me head and whatever so that was good and that was something else and then that very night we had a threesome and uh we went back home and the plan was we're all gonna meet up at tito's house like around 10 10.30 after everyone goes to sleep or whatever I get in trouble with my father or whatever so I had to sneak out late so by the time I get to tito's house I go upstairs and I open the door and I open the door and and she's already on top of him and there she's riding him. So I go over to my bed and I'm just sitting there for like maybe five,

10 minutes and I just have my penis out and I'm just like jerking off. I'm just watching them to go at it. And it was just awesome. And then eventually I had sex with her and then we were just taking turns having sex with her. And that for me was like just phenomenal. That was awesome. Right.

And we probably did that maybe like a good 15. times, I guess. Wow. With that same girl. With that same girl. Because, I mean, I was with this girl, not like dating-wise, but for like 10 years, we had sex. You said that with this same friend, you had like four-sums and five-sums. Like you did more crazy things with him or like a lot of three-sons and four-s and that same guy.

So did you start just like, is that became like your thing? That actually became our thing. It really did. Whenever we had, I had maybe like seven girlfriends. and we probably had three sons with like four or five of them. Wow. And then the other ones that you didn't, was it because they turned you down or you didn't ask them?

I mean, is that just something that you would ask every girlfriend? Kind of, yeah, yeah. Because all the girls knew that, you know, I really didn't care. It was in something forever. I would always cheat on my girlfriends, like left and right. I've been slapped a few times. Oh, my God. So much for your Muslim upbringing.

Right. Even with his girlfriends, I slept with like maybe three or four of his girlfriends. But we had to, we lived in a real small town, but a couple of towns over was a resort town in the summer. So we would work in the summertime, we would work at the beach. And we would always go to these like nightclubs or bars because we had fake IDs and stuff. And we knew everybody that worked there. So we would always get girls and we would have a hotel room. One of our good. buddies had a hotel there and we had a hotel room whenever we wanted so we would bring girls back in this bedroom or this hotel room we have two beds and i'm there having sex with one girl and i'm watching him have sex with another girl right in front of each other and we did this like every other weekend or every weekend the whole summer and sometimes you know we were all be drunk and stuff so sometimes we were like hey girls go ahead kiss each other or something and we would switch partners and stuff like that. We did that all the time. Right. It was like a party central town, you know? Right. One thing led to another. Wait, is that how you met the older couple who you were, or you were like with an older lady? And you said that like a husband, like to watch.

And I think you said it happened during the summer. So now I'm assuming this happened in this like, you know, vacation town that you were living in. Yeah. So this was actually off summer. And she actually picked me up. Me and Tito went to a, you know, local bar down in the resort town and we're talking and we're eating and had no idea she's sitting next to us we're making our game plan for the night where we're going to go and what we're going to do and this and that and we're talking about let's have a three-sum or a four-sum tonight whatever

so we're done eating get the check and i'm like all let's go let's get this and the and the lady like right next to me she goes is that that's how easy it is for you guys and i and i'm like what? And I'm gonna like, she's like, that's how you pick up girls just like that. It's easy for you. And I was like, yeah, kind of is. How old were you at the time? And how old's this lady? I'm 20. Okay. She was, uh, I want to say 45. But she didn't look at day over 35, I would say. She, she was really fit, really gorgeous, sexy. Yeah. Yeah. And so I start talking to her, whatever. She invites me back to her place. So I kind of knocked Tito off the side.

And so I go back to her place. She only lived 15 minutes away. And they had a vacation house. And so we go there. Don't even make it to the bedroom. They had the lounge bar area in their house. And we just go at it right there on the floor and on the couch there. And we just, I think we went out of like two, three times.

And it was just awesome. I loved every minute of it. We exchange numbers or whatever. and I go there two days later same thing you know just go there just have sex and she wasn't one of them girls like you know just pound me pound me pound no it was like sensual like she she wanted to enjoy it like it was one of them so it was really good sex and yeah I just loved every minute of it about the fourth time she invited me during the day and I found that really really odd so I get there and she's making me steak and taters a whole,

oh, like lunch thing. And I'm like, okay, this is a little odd. Yeah. I'm like, okay,

this is like a little bit weird. And she's like, well, we got to have a talk. And I'm like, I'm like, okay. And she was like,

my husband's coming down this weekend. And I'm like, okay, why are you telling me? You know, I'm just thinking, you know, you're just cheating on him.

You know what I mean? Yeah. And you're fine with that. yeah and I was totally fine I was like okay well I was like you so you don't want to see me that's fine that's cool and she was like no well we're in an open relationship or whatever and I'm like okay I don't really believe you okay

and she was like he wants to come and he wants to see and I was like what you mean he wants to see and she was like you're like what do you mean he wants to see that's how you grew up that's your fucking life right there that husband is you 20 years from now okay go on yeah okay go on so i i don't believe her i'm like 100% i'm like it's bullshit you know yeah so we have this real like hard hardcore sex that that night and she tells me she's like well he's really coming and i was like i was like i'll believe it when it comes you know what i mean

so the weekend came and it was a saturday and i pull up and a little there's a fucking bmdw there's another car in the day and i'm like holy shit she's right Right. All the motherfucker. Yeah. So it kind of blows up in my face. So I go inside and I get greeted by this. He's like older gentlemen. And I want to say like 50.

At least 55, I would say. Yeah. And I shake his hands and we're all talking. We're at the lounge bar area. We're having the drinks and stuff. And then right off the back, he goes, so you've been having sex with my wife. and I'm like, oh, yeah, I am, you know. This is a trick question.

And I was like, I'm sorry, but yeah, I am. And he goes, no, no, no, don't be sorry. Don't be sorry. I'm like, okay. So he basically tells me, and he goes, yeah, for the past two years, they had issues. He actually had gotten one of them, he got snipped down there. I forget what it's called. And he had a hard time getting it up.

Oh, wow. Yeah. So they had issues. And apparently I wasn't the first guy. They had two guys before me, but not where we were now where they lived in Pennsylvania. And they didn't enjoy it. But I guess the wife told him that she really enjoyed it with me. And he really wanted to watch and stuff like that. And I was like, okay, that's cool. That's fine. And I was like, that's what I didn't know. Are we supposed to do it now? Or do I come back or, you know what? And he just told his wife like, okay, go ahead, go over there and suck his cop. And I was like, okay, it's happening. So I'm sitting there and she's starting to blow me.

And I'm all in my head for the life of me. She's giving me like a 15 minute blowjob. I cannot get hard for the life of me. Really? Interesting. I was I was so messed up because the guy is just literally right in front of me just staring at me. And I'm like, you know, stop looking at me, man, just, you know. And I couldn't perform, could not perform for the life of me.

Wow. So I was like, okay, give me a minute. I was like, I got to go to my car. So I put my drawers back on and I go to my car and I pop a pill. One of them sex pills. I don't know if you know. But I pop one of them sex pills. I'm like, okay.

I'm like, this shit's going to work. So I'm smoking a cigarette. You know what I mean? And I popped a pill and the wife comes out and she's like, she's like, are you okay? And I'm like, he's just staring at me. I can't perform like this. So she was like, okay, let's take it a little bit slowly. Why don't we go to the bedroom and he's in the lounge?

He'll follow us after a little bit. I was like, okay, maybe that's better. Yeah. So we go upstairs. and so we're going at it and I'm on top of her by now and he walks in with a chair I'm like, you literally walk in with a chair

and he just sits down in the corner of the room and he's just watching so I kind of like put it and you know we had sex for maybe like a good 45 minutes an hour and he would just and I totally did not look at him

I looked at him a little bit here and there and he's just sitting in the corner he's just jerking all Yeah. And so everything finishes up. So I go to the bathroom. I come back out and he's just standing there. And he's like, he's like, thank you so much.

That was awesome. And I shake his hand. I'm like, I'm like, you're welcome, man. And he goes, can you come back tomorrow night? And I'm like, I don't know. I got to see. I'll call, you know, her. Yeah.

And he offers me $2,000. And I'm like, wow. Like, no, I was like, I don't want your money. He's like, no, no, no, take it. It's okay. And I'm like, no, I'm good. I'm like, it's not that type of feel. I was like, no. So I refused it. Good for you.

So it was like a month and a half that they were left, like before they were leaving. So we probably did it four times, maybe five times. That would have been 10 grand in your fucking pocket. That's very true. But I wasn't a money got by. I know, I get it. I would have done the same thing. I wouldn't, you know, I mean, it's, I get, I totally understand why you didn't take it.

It was a joke. Okay, go on. Yeah. So, I think we went, we did about four or five times. He never joined, never joined. I found that really odd. But it was really hot sex. Like, she really thoroughly enjoyed it.

And we would talk about it afterwards. And we even went for drinks and we went for dinner one time, all three of us. And we would just talk and stuff like that. So they were like, you know, they have to go back. It was like after July. They were like, you know, hey, we can keep in touch or whatever. And next summer, maybe we can do it again. I was like, yeah, sure, whatever.

So next summer rolled around. They came and, well, they were there for about three months, three and a half months. So like the first month we played maybe like every week. We played every weekend. And then the second, yeah, it was like the second month. Me and the guy went out for beers. And he goes, hey, man, I really, you know, he was telling me, you know, I appreciated this and that and whatever. And he goes, you know, my wife really wants to have a threesome.

And do you have another guy in mind? And I was like, well, fuck, yeah, I do. Tito. And yeah, I was like, yeah, one of my best friends, you know what I mean? Yeah, why not, man? Yeah. And he goes, yeah, but he was like, he wanted to meet him first. I was like, I was like, yeah, that's fine.

So next weekend, we planned on it. and Tito came. He was cool with it. And Tito met with them that night. And he was all for it. The wife was for it. So we ended up having a threesome with his wife. And he enjoyed it thoroughly. And yeah, that happened. So, all right. So that was that story. That was a good, that was a good fucking story. Okay. And then now you have, I'm looking at your email. I mean, you have so many different stories. You have so many different stories. And so, and then you had a create, like you did have a situation, I think, where you slept with your friends. And wasn't there like, was there something about an aunt or was that not you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So during the same time, this was during July 4th weekend, we went to the local place where they were having fireworks or whatnot. And I met this lady, she was an older lady.

And we headed off right on the dance floor. And literally, I swear to kind of. shit you're not feeling her up actually fingered her right on the day's floor i believe you that kind of shit happens with you know alcohol yeah so she had like a hotel like a couple blocks away we go back she invites me back i go back to her hotel we have full-blown sex for like maybe an hour and a half it was just really really good and we we stop for a little bit we get some food we have sex again and wake up in the morning, have sex again, and it was just really good. Fast forward, like, a couple weeks later, I'm at my buddy's house.

We're playing basketball or whatever. We go inside, and I'm waiting to get, like, a drink, right? And I go over to his chimney area, and I'm looking at all these damn pictures, and I'm like, what the hell? That lady looks really familiar. So I called him over. I'm like, hey, who are all these people? And he goes, they're all my family.

I was like, who's this lady? that's my aunt and I'm like really I never told him that's hilarious yeah that was a good smart move I think oh my god that is so funny but ends up his sister ends up getting married that Christmas and I was invited to the wedding yeah so we're at the function and I'm with my girl

I was actually with Kara and the aunt or whatever walks in and she has I guess she was married I didn't ask her. So she comes in with the guy and it was really, really awkward and she wouldn't even look at me. If she did, she looked out the way real quickly. Yeah. So I'm at the bar and eventually like an hour later, she comes by and she was like, hey, how are you? And I'm like, I'm good. How are you doing? And I was like, you were talking and she was like this and that, how you've been, whatever. And I was like, well, I have a room upstairs. And she goes, yeah? And I was like, yeah. I was like,

about to go up there. I was like, room whatever, whatever, if you want to come up. And she was like, okay, I'll try to come up there in like five, ten minutes. So we had sex that day and her husband's downstairs. Oh, my goodness. So we have sex upstairs. I think it was like the quickest sex ever had. It was like, what the hell?

Yeah, yeah. That could happen. And then we just snuck downstairs on the opposite stairwell or whatever. And that was fun. But no one ever knew about that. I don't think I even told Tito about that. Right. That is hilarious.

Like, what are the odds? And then I can't believe she, like, left that guy to sleep with you again. You must be good and bad. I never had any complaints, I would say. And you had a lot of practice, it sounds like. Yeah, I would say I had a lot of practice. What about your, what about your threesome with your friend and the cousin? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. See, this is why I'm glad I have your bullets in front of me now. Yeah. So we just graduated high school, right? And we're making a plan to have a big blowout or whatever. My cousin, he had a girlfriend down in Florida in Orlando. So he was like, you know, let's all go down there for like two weeks and just party. And I was like, okay, he has set up a girl for me via his girlfriend. And Tito had family down there that he had seen for like since. he was eight years old. So we all go down there. And the very first day, you know, I see my girl. We're all, we're all having fun. And his family, we rented a big house swimming for Jukes, the whole nine yards. And it was like nine o'clock at night. And his family walks to the door.

And I see his cousin. And I was like, oh, my God. It's like the hottest girl I ever probably seen. And she had, she was going to stay with us. the following day for the whole week. And I was like, oh, my God, I have to get her. You know, I have to. And I even went up to Tito.

I was like, Tito, I got to have her, bro. And he's like, no, no, you can't. And I'm like, dude, I was like, come on. And I was like, she's so freaking hot. And he's like, he's like, dude, she's my cousin? No way. How was it? Okay, whatever.

I respect it. I won't do it. Won't touch it. But she was so freaking fine. So the third night. we were there where we all came back from partying and we're in the jacuzzi all of us my cousin goes off with his girl to his room and then me and the the other girl where you know we're making out we're getting hot and heavy i give the look to tito i'm like you know it's time for you to go buddy you know what

i mean so he takes his cousin back to his room so we're getting hot and heavy so we end up getting out of the jacuzzi we don't even make it back to our room and we're having sex on the couch And eventually I got her bent over the sofa with her head down. And I'm just, you know, I'm just going, going at it. And I hear this shuffle noise behind me. And I turn around and it's his cousin with a bottle of, what do you call it, a cup of water, just staring at me having sex with this girl. And I was like, okay, she doesn't say nothing.

And I just motion her over. I'm like, you know, come over, you know. So she comes over. And she's watching me have sex with this girl for like maybe, I want to say four or five minutes. Mm-hmm. And then the girl lifts her head up. And I was like, oh, shit. And she just like walks the way to her room and didn't think nothing of it.

Yeah. And so we finish up, whatever, we go back to our room, sleep it off, wake up in the morning. Because I'm an early riser. I'm making breakfast for everybody. everyone's sitting at the table outside by the pool. I come there and the cousin's not there. And I'm like, where's she at? And he called her. He's like, come on, come on, we're eating.

And she comes over and she sits on Tito's lap. And I'm like, there's a good fucking chair right there. And so I'm watching them too and I'm eating. Next thing I know, I see the subtle movements of her grinding on him. him. And on his crotch area, and I'm like, I'm like, you son of a bitch, you fuck your cousin. No way.

So, yeah, so that's what I'm thinking. I make eye contact my cousin and we're looking and we're like, what the fuck is going on here? And we're all like kind of shocked. And then these two fuckers are in their own world. She's grinding on him, not giving no care in the world what's going on. So fast forward a few hours. We're at Universal Studios.

and the three girls are in front of us or whatever, and I'm talking to Tito. I'm like, Tito, what the hell happened? He goes, what are you talking about? I was like, did you just fuck your cousin last night? And he's laughing, and I'm like, dude, tell me, did you just fuck her? And he's like, he's like, yeah, yeah, I fucked her, bro. I was like, what the fuck?

How do you fuck your cousin? I was like, how does that even happen? And he was like, he just told me. He goes, hey, man, I don't know. She went out to, she went out of the room to get some snacks. and stuff came back in the room they're watching a movie and they're in the blanket and she made the move on him wow and they ended up having sex and I was like hold up wait a minute did she tell you she walked in on me and he goes what are you talking about I'm like dude I was banging the girl in the living

room and she was watching me for about four or five minutes I even told her to come come closer and stuff but then the other girl started moving and she just went to you and I was like, dude, I'm telling you, she's down, bro. I was like, I got to get her. And he goes, he goes, no, no, no. I'm like, dude. Obviously, she got hot by that and she ended up having sex with you, your fucking cousin or whatever. And, and he was like, he was like, he was like, dude, I don't know. I was like, listen, man, we can pull this off. I was like, she's freaking hot. I got to have her. So I'm like really pushing for, I'm really pushing for it. I'm not going to lie. So he was like, okay, he was like, all right, we can try for it tonight or tomorrow night, whatever. So we made a plan. Because the next night, that girl that was with me wasn't going to stay for a couple nights. Yeah. And the plan was, when everybody goes to bed, they get hot and heavy in the room. I'm going to listen in. Once I hear the stuff going on, I'll walk in a little bit later.

So it happened. I walk in and he's on top of her. And I just closed the door behind me and I go right next to, right up next to the bed. right in front of her. And I'm just watching. And I was watching about like five, maybe seven minutes. And I was waiting for her to make her move because I didn't want to just jump in. And she made her move.

She reached up and she tugged on my belt or whatever. And the rest is history. I mean, we just had a real good time. I think we went out of like three, four times that night. And that was really, really good. Wow. Do you know that if he ever... Did he kept sleeping with his cousin? Or was that like a one and done thing or two times?

No, no. We had three some, I think three times that week. Oh, you're kidding all of you guys. You, the friend and his cousin. Oh, my goodness. Oh, yeah. The very next morning, we all slept in the same bed. And I wake up and I wake up to her waking up.

And she goes in the bathroom to take a shower. And I just go in the bathroom to take a piss. And I'm like, hey, I was like, you know, fun time last night, whatever. And she was like, yeah. And she was like, well, you need to take a shower? I was like, I was like, okay. Jump right in the shower with her. We had shower sex that morning.

And then that night we had a threesome again. And I think we had three some like a couple nights later. Yeah, I think we had like three times. Yeah. Wow. She was wild. She was wild. Like she was scary wild, I would say.

coming from you that's fucking scary because you're pretty wild you know what I mean I mean for someone to shock you you've had a lot of experiences right so I think that's pretty wild yeah I had a lot of lot of experiences how old are you now you still sound so young to me I'm 36

okay 36 yeah you sound young I mean you sound even younger than that but I mean wait I still want to get to like you had a four way blowjob once and then you got a blowjob from a trans girl all right yeah well the four-way blow job was like the smallest story ever i know it's a four-way thing it was it was hot it wasn't that big of a deal yeah i was working in uh the resort town at a hotel yeah we had a rooftop pool and a jacuzzi boychia got locked up at ten o'clock four girls come running by it's the smallest little area ever they go up to the rooftop

they can't get in the guy that was working with went upstairs and actually lit a man i was like what the hell. And we had a live camera, not a recording camera, but a live camera. Yeah, right. So I end up going up there and I was like, hey, man, I got to go see if everything's okay because they got a bottle of wines and shit and I don't want them to break anything. So I go up there, end up putting my legs in the jacuzzi. And these girls are all super tipsy, you know?

The girl to the left of me is feeling me up. She has her legs all the way up in my shorts. you know what I mean the girl on the right is like hot and I'm like touching her back and stuff like that and I end up getting a boner I'm not gonna lie I'm gonna get a boner there's four girls right in front of me a jacuzzi one girl's feeling me up and the girl was like she was like oh I want to see how big you are and I'm like I'm like well if you if you want to see it you got to do something with it and she was like oh yeah and I was like yeah and she was like what right here I was like yeah I don't care so she ended up just you know She pulled my shorts down and

she started giving me a blowjob. And I was like, damn. And the girl to the right of me, she just joined right in. And I was like, I was like, what the hell is going on here? And then I grabbed the bottle of wine. I'm drinking wine from a bottle getting a two-way blow job. And I'm having the best, like, feeling in the world. And the girls are their own worst enemies.

Like, they're peer-pression the other girl. They come on, come here, come here. No, join up, join. So the third girl comes up. She probably sucks it for maybe, like, I want to max two minutes. And then she's like telling the fourth girl, come on, you have to do it, you have to do it.

And the other girls did it for like maybe 20 seconds, if that. And then there's just the two girls are just blowing me the whole time. It lasted maybe like 13 minutes, if that. Yeah. And I came and I was like, oh, fuck, I got my shorts all fucked up, you know, because I came all over my damn shorts. I was like, all right, well, I got to go fucking downstairs. I was like, you girls have fun, just make sure you guys don't break the bottles or anything.

And they're like, okay, by the time I get down, the other guy who's like, you sick son of a bitch. And I'm like, what? He goes, how could you do that, dude? I was like, I don't know what shit happens, bro. What are you talking about? I was like, go ahead. You go upstairs. They might give it to you too.

Who knows? So I'm convincing him. I'm like, dude, just go. What is wrong? Do you just go up? Yeah. So, like, we're talking for like five minutes and he finally works up the courage. He's like, okay, I'm going to go.

I'm going to go. And as soon as he's like, I'm about to go, the freaking elevator dings. And we look at the camera and the girls are coming down. I was like, you stupid idiot. Oh, right. He missed out. Yeah, he got left out. I was like, hey.

But that was a fun experience. Yeah. That was really fun. I forget what the other one I told you about. Vegas. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah.

I was sure when you found out afterwards that it wasn't really a female, that it was a trans girl. or did they, I mean, did it, the, did she tell you beforehand? I mean, what happened in that scenario? We were at MGM. So I'm really, really freaking tipsy, so much of the room is, the room is spinning, okay? So they hook me up. Tito and three of our other boys, they were like, hey, man, we got a girl for you. Go upstairs.

She's already waiting in the room. I'm like, okay. So I go up there, I get in the room, and I really think. It's a girl. She was really, really good looking. I had no idea that it was a guy. So she was like, you want to just sit down. So I sat down on the bed or I just lay back down because the room is spinning.

And I was like, you know what? How about just a blowjob? You know what I mean? Yeah. And she was like, okay. So I'm getting a blowjob. Five, ten minutes go by and she stands up and she's like giving me a hand job. And I'm opening my eyes and I'm like, what the fuck is that?

And she has her penis out and she's stroking her penis. And I'm like, what the hell? So I kind of back off of her and I'm like, dude, what's going on here? Am I being punk? What's going on? And she was like, no, no, your friends hooked you up. And I'm like, I'm like, dude, you're a guy. And she was cool about it.

She was cool about it. And I was like, look, I'm sorry, but I'm not into that. And she was like, she was like, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. And she kept coming on to me. And she's literally now on top of the bed, on top of me on the bed. And she's like, don't worry about it. Just let it go. And I was like, no, no, no, no, I'm good.

I'm good. Just get off of me. So I kind of like sidearm her off, off me onto the bed. I'm like, hey, look, I'll give you the money. How much, how much money do you want? And she was like, no, it's been paid for it. And I was like, I was like, okay, I'm good. I was like, you can go now.

I'm good. Oh, my God. Was it your birthday? Was it your fucking birthday? No, it was actually one of my good friends' birthday, and they played a joke on me. And I remember after she left, I was pissed, but I was so drunk that I just knocked out on the bed. I just knocked out. And in the morning time, when I wake up, everybody's in the room sleeping, and they all wake up, and they all start laughing.

They're like, hey, what happened last night? I'm like, nothing. Nothing happened. Oh, my God. That is so fucking hilarious. Yeah, I mean, it came out. I ended up telling him later on at breakfast. I was like, yeah, she gave me head, but I didn't finish up.

When I found out she was a dude, I basically told her to leave. And it was, it's a joke to this day. You know what I mean? They still make fun of me about it. You know what I mean? But it is what it is. What is going on now? with you in this day now.

Like what the fuck is, what is your name again? Ali doing now. Yeah. I'm done. I'm totally monogamous. You are? I've been married.

Yeah, I'm totally monogamous now. Well, okay, let me back up a little bit. Kind of tell you what happened. Because, you know, me and Tito, we were like brothers, you know, whatever. One of the nights we went out clubbing. He pulled a girl and his girl had a friend. she was down for a four-way. And so we went back to the hotel room.

Something happened. His girl flaked out. She wanted to go back. So I was like, all right, just take her home, whatever. So I end up having sex with the friend. We sleep it off. I'll wake up in the morning and have like 30 freaking miscalls. I'm looking around for Tito.

I don't see Tito. Don't see the car. his mother calls me and she's like where are you at and I'm like I'm here at the hotel I was like what's up we're Cito and she goes you don't know and I'm like I'm like what the hell do I know I have like 30 miscalls what's going on and she goes he died last night oh my god I can't no way yeah and I'm like what the fuck are you talking about what are you talking about what are you talking about I was I was like wait no I'm not with him I was like but I was with him last thing what are you talking about and she was like he had a car accident a car a car teet wound up and i was like what the hell my whole world

just dropped stop my whole world just drop i love tito i feel like i know tito you're fucking kidding me how long ago was this this was shit i was 23 at the time so this was like 13 14 years ago. Wow. That's fucking devastating. No, maybe a little bit longer. It's okay, but I mean, it happened a lot. This isn't like, it wasn't like a couple years ago. It was like when you

got, when you were still in your 20s. Oh my God, that's devastating. Yeah, so I was, I was literally, I was mind-fucked for a long, long time. Yeah. And it was, it came to so much that I didn't even, I didn't have sex for like,

I don't know how long. Wow. I couldn't do it. And I remember Kara, we had sex here and there, but it wasn't the same more. Wow. And I was really depressed. I stopped working. I dropped out of college. Yeah. I was fucked up for good eight, nine months. My cousin, the one that we went down to Florida for, he was getting married. And it was like nine months later. I went there, you know, my family knew about me and what I was going through. Sorry, it's a little bit hard to even talk about it. Of course.

But it's good to, I mean, it's not bad to talk about it. It just, you know, talk it out. It's okay. Yeah, so, yeah, so I hadn't had sex for maybe like, I don't know, three months or so. And I get to the wedding and I'm planning on staying there for just the night. And I didn't even want to go. I was kind of pushed into it. Yeah.

And I was like, I'll go. Oh, they'll go. Oh, there. No worries. I'll go. So I go. And I'm just sitting there. People are talking to me. You have all these freaking, you know, in our culture, you know, all the aunties are coming over. Hey, you know, look at my daughter.

Look at her. Look at this. And they're always trying to hook you up. Yeah, yeah. You know. And, you know, we don't drink at our parties or whatever. So I go back outside and I had a bottle of tequila in my car. So I take like three, three, four shots to calm myself down.

and a girl walks out. I wasn't so far away from the thing. And I was like, damn, she is hot. And she came right up to me. She was like, is that a bottle? And I was like, yeah. And I was like, you want some? So I gave her a couple shots.

And we just clicked. Mm-hmm. And I fell head over heels for her. Oh. And that was my first monogamous relationship. Right. Which she was my ex now. And we were together for three, three and a half years, almost four years.

So much so is we even went and picked out engagement rings, but we didn't buy it yet. Because she was going, she had just finished college. She was going to med school abroad to one of them islands. Yeah. And so it kind of is really fucked up story. I had given her my laptop because her laptop had issues. and I bought her a MacBook air things for going away present. Yeah.

And she gave me my laptop back. So she goes there and we made a deal like, okay, let's try this long distance thing out. You know what I mean? But we're going to be together. When we come back, when she comes back after her two years, we'll get fully engaged and get married and stuff. I was like, okay, that's cool. A week and a half later, my phone broke, like the screen broke. she could see me i couldn't see her so i opened up the laptop i go on to sky and i open the Skype

and it's already logged into her account so by no ways am i snooping okay yeah i got i got it yeah uh-huh so i had already talked to she had two roommates i had already talked to them they were already friends on my Skype already messaging back and forth so i knew them and i opened up one of the i'm gonna call her motherly because she was like a mother mother motherly figure Yeah. And she goes, hey, I didn't hear you come in last night. What time did you get in? And she messaged her back.

She goes, I didn't come in. I came in this morning at 6 o'clock. I stayed over the guy's night, guy's house for the night. And I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. I was like, she told me she's studying. Oh, no. Oh, my God.

So you by accident found out that she was totally cheating on you. Yeah, she was cheating on me. Wow. So I didn't tell her. her. A couple days go by. I kind of distance myself from her. I don't want to talk to her nothing. But

oh my God, I like wanted to read every single freaking conversation. You know what I mean? Of course. And so she messaged her cousin back home and she's telling him, yeah, only sucked his dick, this and that. Oh my God. He's so cute.

He sent him a, sent her a picture. And I was like, this bitch. I was like, I was so pissed. So my world just fucked up again. You know what I don't tell her nothing. And I already have a ticket to go there a month and a half later for about 15 days. Right. So and I planned on proposing to her then.

Yeah. I had just bought the rings the day after she left. Yeah. So I was like, fuck. I was at Walmart, right? And Kara, just fine. me. I haven't seen her in like six months. Yeah. And she's like, what is wrong

with you? And I'm like, I'm like, what are you talking about? She's like, dude, you're going through it. What happened? And I was, and that's how fucked up I was. I was like, because if you know me, I'm always dressed up, always got my hair back, everything, you know what I mean? I was fucked up. And so I told

her what happened. Go back to her house. She gives me a haircut. Because she's a cosmetologist, whatever. And she's like, what school did you say again? I was like, the one is St. Lucia. I was like, whatever that one is. And she goes, you know, remember back in the day my cousin and her friend? And I was like, I guess.

And she was like, dude, I'm telling you, she goes to that same very school that she's at. And I'm like, I'm like, really? And she was like, you know what? I can ask my cousin to get some information, see what's up. Yeah. And I was like, okay, do whatever you want. You know what I mean? A week goes by and Kara comes over and she's like, she's like, so I got to give you the

401. I was like, okay, well, what's up? And she was like, yeah, this is the guy. He's a second year student. And basically he just fucks around. And I was like, damn. And I was so confused already in my head. But now I'm more confused because I'm mad that she's being cheated on or played on too

because I know for a fact that he's doing other. girls. Yeah. Because he was having, he had sex with Megan, the girl that was going there that I knew. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. So they're hooking up and, or they had hooked up previously. They weren't hooking up now. But she told me that, yeah, they're going at it. I was like, okay. So it was like a couple weeks before and I was like, I don't want to go. Carol was like, no, fucking go. You should go, go and hang around with Megan.

Fuck her. You know what I mean? And I was like, I don't know. I don't know how to do it. You know what I mean? Oh, I see where this is going. I have a feeling I see where this is going. You're going to wind up with Megan. Eventually, yeah.

Okay. But it wasn't like that. Because I could have had sex with Megan years ago, but I did it just because she was friends with Kara. And I was like, I didn't want to do that. Yeah. So, but now Carol was like, I don't give a fuck. You know what I mean?

Do what you want to do. So if Carol was like, you know, why don't you go over there? You can chill with her. You can go do whatever you want. You know what I mean? You have the ticket already anyway. Right, because you had the ticket. Uh-huh.

Yeah. So you go and do you ever confront your girl and tell her that you know that she's cheating. Oh, yeah, I do. And I do it in a very, very fashionable way. So I get there. And in my mind, I'm like, I'm going to screw every girl that I can. You know what I mean? That's my mindset already.

Revenge. So I get to budget to get my car. And the girl that's giving me the car is, I want to, she's a little cutie. I get her number. And I'm like, yeah, we're going to chill this Sunday. She was like, I'll take you jet skiing, whatever. I was like, fuck yeah. I was like, we'll go.

I get her number. So I get her lined up. And I actually go and I stay, I meet up with my ex. And, well, that time she was still my girl. So she doesn't know that I know anything. So we, I'm staying. at her place, actually. And we end up having sex the first hour we were there,

but it wasn't there. You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. The sex, sex just wasn't there no more. And you could tell. Yeah. I couldn't,

I couldn't perform. I didn't want to perform. You could tell it was a miles away. That night, we ended up going to one of them beach bars and this fucker is there. I'm, I'm pissed off. I'm with the roommates.

And I could tell, day new because the way this started looking at me, the interactions got really weird. So I'm looking around. I don't see my girl. I'm looking around and then I'm like, what the fuck? And she's over there talking to him. So I was like, you know what, fuck this. I go right across the room and I go right up to him. And I'm like, hey, what's up my guy? And I put my hand out and he shakes my hand. And I'm shaking the hell out of his hand making it known and he knows and my girl is just staring at the both of us and i look at her and i'm like everything cool and she goes yeah yeah this is my friend uh so-and-so whatever and i was like okay so i was like come on i got to get another drink so i take her by the

arm and we go to the bar and i'm like so who is this guy she was like what you mean i was like you walked away from me and you went straight to him who is this guy and she was like like oh she's he's just a friend we're talking about something in class or something about that i was like okay i totally let her go by the side she gets plastered that night totally plastered and i've never seen her drunk in my whole life she's only like a one or two glass wine girl you know yeah so we take her back and i go to the balcony i'm having some beers and i'm talking to her other roommate i guess call her Lexus and we're talking she's tipsy I'm tipsy and she was like you know God my foot's hurting or whatever and I was like well take her heels off you know here I'll massage your foot so she puts

her foot on and I'm massaging her and I was like you know what fuck she's kind of high she's like a blonde hair blue eye girl and I'm going up and up and up you know upper leg and we end up getting into it right on the balcony in it. We had sex right on the balcony that night and my girl's fucking passed out on her bedroom. Oh my God. But when do you tell her? Get to the point because I got to wrap it up right after over an hour.

So when do you tell her then how do you meet the girl that you're with now? I want a happy ending. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Okay. So I have sex with the other girl from the car rental place. End up meeting with Megan. I have sex with her a few times there. And I'm leaving. I'm

going back and we're going to the airport we're at the airport I checked my bags in it's a shitty ass or airport there's only like one little conveyor belt one security guard and I put the stuff in until the security guard hey I need five minutes I got to talk to her because I had to break up with her I had to do it so I kind of walk away a little bit and I'm and I'm talking to her and she's hugging me and I'm like she's already crying I'm like I'm like why are you crying I'm like why are you crying. She was like, well, I'm going to miss you. I was like, well, yeah, you're definitely going to miss me because I'm like, it's over. Yeah. And she goes, what are you talking about? I'm like, I'm done with you. I'm like, 100% done. Don't call me. Don't text me. Don't email me. Don't

nothing. When you come back, I don't want to see you nothing. She said, what are you talking about? I'm like, I know about that guy. She was like, she said, what guy? I was like, the guy from the bar. I know you done suck this dick. You done fuck them. I was like, don't play stupid with me. or whatever. And her mouth is just, oh, she's not saying nothing. And I was like, you ain't got to say nothing. I was like, I read it on your own goddamn Skype. You left it open. And I read everything you sent to your cousin, everything you talked about it with your friend, your roommate. I know it at all. You can't lie to me. And she was like, she was like, I don't know what to say. And I was like, I don't know what to say. I don't fuck your roommate. I don't fuck Megan. Don't fuck the girl from the car rental place.

And fuck you. I'm out of here. And I just walked away. There you go. And I just walked through the security. And I was like, that was the best fucking moment in my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. High five. Yeah.

I get home. I have like a hundred miscalls and messages and love letters or whatever. I delete them all. I don't even read them. Yeah. My mother, she was going back home to India. And she was like, hey, do you want to come with me?

I was like, fuck it, why not? I don't have nothing to do. So three weeks later, I go back there. A week later, I'm married. What? Yep. To the girl you're with now?

To the girl I'm with now for 10 years now. Two kids later. How do you? Wait, wait, so what? It was an arranged marriage? Kind of, sort of. My mother's there, right? And all my aunties and uncles,

I, and within four days, I had 11, girls or girl families coming over the house to look at me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. To get married. And I'm like, no, no, I'm not getting married, no. Yeah. So one of our real good friends, we were there for a party at their house.

I'm at the rooftop and my wife now comes up to the rooftop. And she's like, is everything okay? She gives me a juice or whatever. We're talking. I've known her since we were kids, you know? Oh, really? Okay. And, yeah, so I know.

I know she's a real good girl and she knows about me, not the sex part. She knows I'm a good guy. Yeah. And she was like, I'm being paraded around too. I have guys coming every week to look at me. And she's like, I don't even know them. I don't want to marry them, this and that. And I just go, fuck it.

Hey, we should just get married. Fuck it. Why not? Yeah. And she goes, she goes, okay. I'm like, no, okay. What are you talking about? Okay.

Yeah. So we talked. And we were conversating for about 15, 20 minutes. And we were doing pros and cons. And I love it. And I was like, I would say, okay, this could work. Yeah. Because she was real beautiful.

I mean, she's out of my league. She's a 10. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. She's very hot. And so I would say, okay, I'm down if you're down. Okay.

And so we went downstairs. I told my mom, hey, you want me to get married. I'm going to marry her. And she goes, who? I was like sitting in front of you. And she was like, are you serious? I was like, yeah, I'm so serious that I already asked her. And she said, yeah.

And she was like, what? So she takes my dad into another room. They talk. They come out. My dad calls for his dad. And now they're talking in the room. Then the mother goes in. All four of them are talking.

They come out. And me and her, we're just staring at each other, smiling and stuff all goofy. whatever and they come out and they're like fuck it we're getting married next week i was like okay oh and that's who you're with now do you guys have any kids two kids wow i love your story i mean it's listen that it took a turn first of all you had like the best stories ever all those stories i think we hit on everything all those bullet points okay they were all fucking great the thing about your best friend horrifying i have guy friends of mine that lost their best friend and the fact you said it fucked you up for nine months,

it could fuck people up for their whole life. Stuff like that is so traumatic and so horrifying. You know, but what I love is what happened after. You know, it changed you for the better. You know, you had mentioned early on you were never fucking monogamous, right? You are now, you know, you got a little, you know, dirt in your face with that first girl right after. But, you know, you wound up with this girl.

And I love that, you know, In 10 minutes, you guys decided to marry and you did it. It's just such a funny way. But yet it was successful. And it just goes to show that you don't ever fucking know. You know, a lot of people might be like, oh, you have to know someone for eight months or you had three years or you can't just move in. And, you know, everyone has all these rules and regulations. But you know what?

You did what you wanted to do. She did what she wanted to do. And look, you know, you're like over 10 years later. You're happily married, have two kids. I'm assuming you're still monogamous. Please say yes. I am. I am.

Okay. You know, the weird thing is Kara is actually real good friends with my wife. Yeah. Yeah. And she found out about it. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah.

That's all good. But you're monogamous, right? Yeah, totally, totally. Okay, good. So it has, I like the ending. It has a happy ending. I mean, the thing, like I said, Whatita was, like, horrifying. All your stories were fucking great.

But what I love about this story is, like, you know, it shows that, That whole saying, once a cheater, always a cheater, isn't necessarily true. And I've always believed that. I've always believed that you can't say that. You can make assumptions and maybe that's the truth a lot of the times, but it's not the truth all of the time. And Ali was a massive fucking cheater, but you're not a cheater now. And, you know, there you go. So I think that what a great story slash stories.

The whole story about your little evolution is. so interesting. But then all your other stories in the beginning are interesting. But anyway, so thank you so much for calling in and sharing it all. You were like, you were a lot of fun and you were a great storyteller.

Yeah, thank you, thank you. Thanks for having me. No, thank you, Ollie. This will be aired either next Wednesday or on Sunday, okay? So keep your ears out and let me know what you think after you hear it. It was like fucking awesome.

Definitely, definitely. That's awesome, yeah. right. Thanks, Ali. All right. Thank you. Bye. Hey, everyone. Thanks so much for tuning in to this week's episode. If you want to follow the show, follow me at Strict Anonymous on Instagram or Twitter. That's at Strict Anonymous. If you are on YouTube, make sure to subscribe. I love YouTube as a platform for my show because people comment there.

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