Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 490 - Erick's D*** is So Big he Can't Get a Girl?!

Episode Date: June 1, 2022

Erick’s dick is s big he can't get a girl and he called in to talk all about it. How big is his d***? How do mean and women respond when they see it? What kind of issues does he have because of his size? Tune in to find out plus hear all about he really hook -ups with older women and how he lost his virginity, how he hooked up with his aunt (who is not blood related,) how he was treated in high school because of his size, the sisters who passed him around, his hook-ups with co-workers, a counselor, a married women with a cuck husband, a bbw woman, a couple of extremely older women including a promiscuous 71 year old, why he’s never been married and a whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You can leave a confession there 24-7. If you're listening on a podcast app, make sure to subscribe to my show. Now, today I have on Eric. Now, okay, I'm going through this whole interview. I'm airing this one because I'm very just curious about what people think about this. This guy had a lot of interesting things in his email when he sent it to me. You know, he fucked all kinds of women, very old women, very big women, you know, women who were very close to him, like an aunt who wasn't his blood relative, but an aunt, okay? You know, sisters and all this stuff.

And it turns out he, you know, besides all those crazy stories, he also had like this humongous. dick like humongous like one of those you know cocan dick things like going on i don't know he's like talking to me about all this stuff and at some point i ask him his age and he tells me and i'm like you got to be kidding me like i mean my listeners to tell me if i'm like crazy or if this guy doesn't sound like he's twice the age that he says he is or like can you not tell age i don't know because i don't know okay i don't know about this whole effing story i don't know about his age like he tries to tell me he's one age. I think he's a very different age. I want everyone to go to YouTube and comment and tell me what you think. This is Steve's story. Like I said, he's a guy with a

big dick. He's got big dick problems, whereas a lot of women can't take it. A lot of women use him for sex. A lot of women just want to fucking see it like a science experiment. And then he has all these crazy stories about fucking all these people, like I said. And then there's the thing that I'm wondering is like is all this really true is he really his age like what the fuck i don't know so please comment on youtube sit back relax enjoy his story i didn't really have to say much i just sat there and listened so you know one's going to be complaining that i interrupt on this one um but tell me what you think and if you're not on youtube that's the best place to go to comment on my um you know my my the my my fucking episodes that's where you go p that's where we talk about

the episodes. That's what I love about YouTube. So if you're listening on a podcast app one day when you're on your computer or you have some time, go to YouTube. So if you're listening on a podcast up and you want to talk about this episode because you have some feelings about it, go there. I read all the comments. I love the conversations that go there. On YouTube, my YouTube channel strictly and I'm this podcast. So make sure to subscribe to that comment on this episode. I want to know what everyone else thinks about this one. And so anyway, I'm going to be right back on with Eric. Hi, Eric. Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast. How are you today? I'm good. Thank you. Happy to be here.

Good. I'm glad you're happy to be here. You're going to spill some interesting story, I feel like. Well, I guess it's a cautionary tale for guys who obsess about being small. Right. Well, why don't you start off your cautionary tale? Well, I guess, you know, when I was 16, I was happy and stupid, or stupid and happy like every other kid in my peer group. I didn't know that I was bigger than average. In fact, a lot bigger than average. And to get it out of the way right off the bat,

the size is two soda cans for length and width. Oh, my God. So the width is the size of a soda can. Then you put one on top of another, and that's the length. That is correct. Well, actually, it's a little longer than that by maybe an eighth of an inch, but yeah. Oh, my goodness. What am I going to title this?

Eric has the biggest dick ever. Anyway, go on. No, no, no. Please, don't do that. I've spent my life fighting that image. Oh, my God. That's so funny. Guys are so mad at you right now.

Okay, go on. Well, no, it's actually caused me no end of problems of various kinds. Anyway, so I'm 16 years old. And I had a buddy named Jake who was sort of from the other side of the tracks compared to me. But he was a good guy and he was a good friend of mine. Anyway, Jake had a bit of a 16th birthday party for me and he found a bottle of wine somewhere. And it turns out that Jake's mother, sister, aunt and cousin were all focused. Oh, my. Did he know or did you guys find out?

Yeah, he knew, but he sort of kept it under his hat. Wow. It was a family business. It was a family business, yeah. You know, they lived well. They had nice cars. They lived in a decent place. You know, nobody had any reason to look down their nose at them, and I certainly didn't.

So one of the attendees at this sort of makeshift birthday party for me was his cousin Johnny. So the long and the short of it was that, my birthday present from Jake was to fuck Joni. So I did that. After I finished, Johnny said, my God, kid, you're going to have a lot of fun with that thing. Oh, my God. And listen, she was a professional. That's right.

Yeah, she'd seen her more than her fair share of dicks. Yeah. Oh, my God, so funny. Anyway, I wasn't quite sure what she meant by that, but time went on, and I started dating girls from my fear grouped the way you would expect. And what I got was a lot of, oh, my gods. And, you know, they'd take it out and they'd play with it, but they wouldn't fuck me. Yeah.

Totally. I get it. Yeah, like, you know, looking at me saying, no, no, no, I'm going to stick that thing in me or even try. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, so I grew up sort of a bit of an ugly duckling in that respect. You know, I was a virgin until I was 17, other than, for me. Joni. That was sort of a one-off that didn't really count. Well, how does that not count? Well, I'm

kidding. Of course it counted. But I didn't get any more. How were you a virgin? Oh my God, I hope you're not making up this story. How was you were virgin until 17 if you fucked Joni at that party? Well, yeah. But I still considered myself a virgin because I hadn't had any encounters with people from my own age group and my own peer group. Okay. How old was Joni again? Joni was in early 20s. Okay. And you were like super young. Okay. So, Anyway, so you lose your virginity at 17 because a lot of girls won't just put it in. Yeah, that's right. So anyway, I stumbled around.

I did a lot of jacking off and pretended that I was one of the boys when I wasn't. But, you know, luckily for me, I was a good athlete. I was academically very good. So I didn't have a hard time in high school, but I just wish I could have gotten with it the same way that my buddies did. So, you know, the word got out. The problem is that the word got out and people started mistreating me. Like, they'd call me.

They'd say, can I see your dick? And like, girls would do this. And I'd say to them, you know, if I said that to you, I'd be in jail. Right. Yeah. And, you know, some of them would try to grab it and whatever. That's just out of bounds, as far as I'm concerned. You don't do stuff like that.

At the time and ever since, I've always been dedicated to, I'm open-minded, you know, whatever you want to do, but it has to be consensual. Yes. And there was no lack of consent or even discussion of anything like that. So I really took a dim view of it. And it got to the point where I retaliate by saying, if you want to see mine, you've got to show me yours. And, of course, none of the girls were ready to drop trial and show me something. some pink. So anyway, I wound up

on a lot of dates, you know, fingering the girl or whatever and doing everything but fucking. And that was kind of frustrating. So anyway, I had a conversation with the big brother or one of my buddies, and I told them basically what the problem was, and

he was quiet for a few minutes. He says, you know, the problem is you're fishing in the wrong pond. He says, what you need to do is be going after ladies that have more experienced, you know, older ladies. And he says you probably find that a fair number of them are interested. So that's what I did.

And I got a summer job at a brewery when I was in high school. And now as a woman that worked in the brewery, I worked mostly on refax, which is beer, beer bottles that have been crushed on the line somewhere. Some of them in the case have been crushed and others are good. So you wash the good ones off and put them in the employee cooler to drink because they want the bottles back. Anyway, I worked with the lady there who had a reputation for enjoying taking people down the back of the warehouse and jacking them off. I guess she liked to play with Dix. I would imagine. Anyway, struck up an acquaintance with this lady and I sort of hinted

up my problem and she said, well, I got to see this. So down to the back of the warehouse, we go and I take it out and she's going, oh my God, oh my God. And I'm thinking, well, you know, can you undo your fly so I can get in there with my hand and maybe both of us can play. Well, she wouldn't do that at first. But eventually I told her, well, I'm not interested in just being jacked off. I got her feel some pussy, too. So she allowed that.

And eventually I put her on one of the skids and bent her over and tried to fuck her. But it was hurting her. So we lent it and we went back to work. But the word got out, I guess. You know, the word always seems to get out. I don't know what the hell that is all about. I mean, you think that's not so. That is girls talk.

They talk to each other. We're blabbermouts. We are. We are. Anyway, so the next summer I get a job in the brewery, but by now I'm through high school. So they put me in the accounting department. And there's a woman there who's the head cost accountant for the brewery, and I'm working with her. And she's sort of the kind of lady that I find attractive, which is a bit chubby and big ass.

I try to insinuate myself in her good books, and it turns out that it's not that hard. I mean, to insinuate myself. Inside of about a month, we're going out for the lunches and dinners and shows and whatnot, and I wind up at her place and we're fucking. And she's handling me just fine. So she's ready to go at the drop of her hat. I can put her up on the couch and spread her legs and give her some any time I need to,

which was a novel experience for me. Anyway, this goes on and I go off to university. And while I'm at university, I have an Uncle Jack and an Auntie Kay, Uncle Jack up and dies and leaves Auntie Kay. Now, Auntie Kay is a relative of mine by marriage. Uncle Jack is actually my mother's brother, and he died kind of young, and Auntie Kay was also a fair bit younger than he was,

so Uncle Jack was in his late 50s when he died, and Auntie Kay was in their mid-40s. Anyway, I'd always been good friends with Auntie Kay, and I was concerned that, you know, she had been the widow at a young age, and maybe things went going well. So I started to hang out over there. With my mother's blessing and consent and all that, you know, we used to do things.

We used to cook together and make meals and go out to this and that and the other. And I had a motorcycle at that time, so she liked to go for motorcycle rides. We did that. And it was all in all just a social thing, and I think she appreciated having somebody around rather than rattling around in that big house by herself.

So I spent maybe, a month and a half there. And I realized that Auntie Kay was also a lady that I found very attractive. And I'd never sort of gone down that road where Uncle Jack was alive, you know, family member and all. I'm not from Arkansas. Anyway, I used to take her out on the motorcycle and I guess the vibration got her or something. We started hugging and kissing and whatnot and wondering what,

another. And next thing, you know, I've got Antipa sitting on an upholstered armchair with her legs over the arms, and I'm eating lunch. So it is, so to speak, which she very much enjoy. It's also something I love doing, so it doesn't take much. Anyway, so one time I said, let's go to the bedroom and do this on the bed. It's more comfortable my neck's getting a click in it. So we're on the bed, and she's sitting on my face and all the sudden she hops up and starts riding my dick and lo and behold in two strokes has disappeared. I've never seen anything like that. I was sort of taken aback. Anyway, we developed a very close relationship that way, I guess, until I went off to university

and I was in engineering and worked for a while as an engineer. Anyway, I went off to university and when I came back for the summer for holidays, I always make a point to see Auntie Kay and have a little role in the sack and things were good. So I finished university and I went to work at a company, a tech company as an engineer and there was a lady there, a 40-ish lady that took a shine to and she took a shine to me. So we started dating and Anyway, I dated her for about six months, and all of a sudden she says, you know, I have two sisters that would be interested in getting it on with you. And I almost swallowed my bubble gum. I'd never heard of such a thing. Kind of a very strange arrangement, not something that I certainly expected.

So I said, what do you mean? She says, well, you know, obviously she says you've got a big appetite for something. sex and she says, you're wearing me out. Right. My sisters would be happy to accommodate you. So I was like, like, 21 at the time. I got in a high school a bit early and whatever. Anyway, she had two sisters, one younger and one older.

Took up with the sisters, too. So we bumped along just fine, but, you know, I was still sort of banging around me with my old high school friends and some of their moms were coming on to me. And I'm thinking, what the hell? You know, how does this, the word get around? I mean, you know, they're specifically looking for a big dick. It wasn't just they needed to get laid. Anyway, I had more asked them I could cope with almost.

Right. At that point, yeah, which was a great novelty to me. But did the sister? Did the sister just pass you on to all her sisters? Well, she introduced me, and she didn't really pass me on. It was up to me whether this was something I wanted to do. But they were all, according to my criteria of the day, they were all fuckable, so why not? All right.

Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, I could go. They all lived together in a big house that their father had left them, and one of them was widowed, and two of them were divorced, So they had been married at various points, but now they were living together in this big house. And it turns out that there was a fourth sister that lived and worked in another city. So I'm banging these two sisters. I go over there and, you know, have thick of the litter on any given day.

Well, that's not entirely true. They had some choice, too. But whoever felt like it on that occasion would be the one I wound up with. So this goes on for about two years, and finally, the sisters say, you know, we got to talk. And I figured out, oh, okay, they're going to show me the door. They've changed their mind or whatever. Something has happened. They say to me, well, you know, you're a young guy.

We know that eventually you're going to want a girlfriend, and you're going to want to have kids and, you know, have a steady relationship. And I never said anything like that to them. but I guess they assumed that's what I wanted. And they said, we have a younger sister who's 32. She wants to have a baby. And we're wondering whether you'd be interested in knocking her up and we'd all raise the kid together.

She, you know, they said, you don't have to get married. We don't care about that. But she wants to get knocked up and she has nobody that she knows that she would consider for the job. And we'll introduce you. and if things go well, you could be a daddy. And I'm thinking, uh-uh, there's something badly wrong with this. You know, they're willing to throw an infant into the mix.

And we're a very unusual and strange parenting situation that the infant has no choice over. I don't want any piece of that. So I walked. I did without for a while, but, you know, there still, there were a lot of mommies and whatnot. not a my old peer group from high school that were interested in getting some dick. And they do the can I see a thing with me.

And I'd say, well, show me yours. I'll show you mine. And quite often he did. So things progress. Anyway, while I was going to university, I also had a little encounter with a nun. I mean, I wasn't doing all that well with the university girls either. You know, everything went fine until it came time to get busy. And then I went to the university at a counseling service.

And I figured maybe they can, you know, help me out with this. Maybe they have some advice, something that I haven't considered. What were you thinking was the problem? I mean, you sound like, you know, you had like the pick of the litter across the board. I mean, people are throwing themselves at you. Like, what were you going to counseling for? Like, what were you going through? I just wanted a normal relationship with a girl who was my age that could have developed into something that had a future.

Okay. Yeah. I mean, you know, a piece of ass is all fine and good, but it's not, it wasn't my final destination. So you felt like you were being used by most girls? Is that what it is? Like you're like, okay. Yeah, that was certainly an element in it. You know, and the liberties that they took would show me that dick, you know, and grabbing me.

me and whatever. To be honest, this is quite annoying. I think as a result, I have an appreciation for what some women go through if they're in among ass grabbers and things like that. You know, gropers. Yeah.

You're in college and you're going to see counseling because you're bit of dick is too bad. Yeah. So I go for my first counseling appointment and who's a counselor but a nun? Really? Was it a Catholic? Like, was it a Christian school or something? No.

No, no, it was they tried to keep an eclectic group of counselors because I guess they felt the diversity of students required such a thing. Okay. So they had people of all religions. As far as I know, they never made any particular effort to match you up by religion or ethnic background or anything like that. But anyway, I walk in there and I'm sitting in the chair and the counselor walks in and lo and behold,

it's a nun. And I'm thinking of myself, this is really weird. How am I going to tell I'm nothing about this? But I figured, well, that's fine. You know, the door's not locked. If she doesn't want to hear it, she can stand up and walk out and send

somebody else in it. At the time, I was almost laughing out loud. So anyway, I sort of eased into the subject, and she said, okay, well, And, you know, she told me basically the same advice that my buddy's big brother had, you know, if you're fishing in the wrong pawns, and you should try to find a sexual partner among women who are more experienced. That's what the nun told you?

Oh, God. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, there were some disclaimers, you know. She said that you've got to understand that given my profession as a nun, that I really have little. practical experience with this. And, you know, I had the same upbringing you did, but since the age of 18, I've been in a convent

and out working at various jobs, having taken a vial of celibacy. If you like, you know, I can get you another counselor. And I figure not, you know, she seemed to be a reasonable person. I could talk to her. But one time when I'd had about two or three sessions, maybe, I know. notice that when she stood up, there was a wet spot on the back of her dress. And I'm thinking, well, either the dear ladies pissed herself or it's something else. So I sort of maneuvered myself to where I was closer to her in the next session,

and I put my hand on her leg, and she put her hand on my crotch. And I'm thinking, well, this is some nun. So anyway, long story short, she winds up jacking me off. I put my hand up her skirt and fingered her, and I got her off two or three times with my fingers. Next session, she canceled and rebooked. And when she rebooked, I had a different counselor. Oh, really? She dropped out.

Yeah, she bailed. I guess things took what for her was a nasty turn. Yep. And the other counselor gave me the advice that I'd already gotten, so I figured there's not much point in spending more time at this. So I dropped out of counseling and pursued my dreams off campus. You know, I'd go to bars and I'd pick up some of them were married ladies. I didn't like that. I didn't like to, you know, get in the middle of a failed marriage and contribute to anybody's disappointment or anger or anything like that.

So if the girl presented herself as married off the bat, then I sort of pass. But sometimes they take the wedding ring off, and I didn't notice the dent in their finger, so things would proceed. Anyway, so one time I'm banging one of these married ladies, and after I'm done banging her, I get her maybe three or four times. She says, you know, my husband would like to come and watch this. And I'm thinking, what the hell? He's going to start throwing chairs at me or whatever. I'm not sure about this watching thing, but, you know, I had no profound objection.

So I asked her to explain. She said, well, my husband, it's called cuck-holding, and my husband gets off on watching me fuck someone else, and he wants to be dominated by the guy I'm fucking, and the guy I'm fucking has to dominate me too. And I figured, yeah, I can certainly do that. That plays into, I guess, what is basically my character anyway. So anyway, we arranged to meet her husband at a restaurant,

We had lunch together and had a nice chat. You know, he seemed to be a fairly regular, normal guy. He assured me that he was down with this and, you know, that all would be well if we went ahead. So I figured what the hell, yeah. So I got a lot more dominant with the woman, and I told the husband that he was not allowed to fuck her. I was the only one who could fucker.

He could come, but not insider yet to come. in a towel or a tissue or something, and he had to clean her up when I was done with her, which was kind of academic because I used the condom. So anyway, this went on for some time, maybe a year and a half. I got transferred in my job to another city, so I had to leave, so I lost touch with these people. Yeah.

You know, I don't know what your listeners want to hear about. So just giving a free-form synopsis of my experience isn't really that organized. Yeah, I don't have to say one fucking word here. Go on. Well, I'm glad I'm providing you with an easy day. Totally. I'm just drinking my early morning coffees because we're doing it in the morning. So go on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you know, there isn't really a lot more to tell. What about all those big women, the older women? You had a lot more stories in your email. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I can tell you about big woman. She was about 400.

Let me ask you a quick question, though, okay, first before you get into your stories. Did you ever get married? Did you ever have a long-term relationship? Nope. Never. Never. Okay. The longest relationship I had was maybe a year and a half.

I guess that qualifies as long term, but the woman, we weren't boyfriend, girlfriend. We were fucked buddies. Right, but it was the same woman because besides that woman, everybody else was like one-offs? No, it would last, you know, for a couple of months. In some cases, a couple of weeks. It wasn't one-off. I mean, you know, finding a woman that was comfortable with me was hard enough without, build up a roster.

Right, right, right. Now, so you never wound up, though, getting married or having a long-term relationship, like a romantic relationship. Have you ever been in love? Oh, hell yeah. I was in love with my auntie K. Oh, really? Yeah, I'm quite serious.

I mean, she died young. Eventually, I think she was 51 when she died. But I would have, you know, once I graduated and gotten a job, I would have gone back there and claimed her. She was just a wonderful person. I mean, anything you could want or anything I could want in a woman she had. Right, but besides somebody that is familial and that you couldn't really marry, I mean, was there anybody else that was?

Well, I could have married her. We went blood relatives. Oh, you weren't. She was a little. No. Okay, right, right, right. But, I mean, wouldn't it have been pretty. Okay, but wouldn't your, like, would she cop to that in front of your whole family?

I mean, it would be scandalous. It doesn't matter that. I understand what you're saying you're not blood-related, so it's not like incest, but your whole family knows this is like your aunt. You know, maybe it wouldn't be such an easy kind of thing. What I'm getting out here is that, like, maybe you had like some sort of commitment issues that you never really hung your hat anywhere. And like the only person out of all these women that you had, it sounds like you've had a lot and you're going to tell me some more. You know, and you were like, when you were younger, you were trying to go to counseling because you just wanted to find a relationship. but the fact that you never did,

like maybe you had some sort of commitment issue that you weren't really looking or you weren't really emotionally available for somebody. Well, I mean, I admit to looking for, in a group of women that were not my age period, yeah. Yeah, you had that too. I'm just saying, you know, mostly all everywhere you look

or where you're really hanging your hat are people that you really couldn't date because of one reason or another, whether it's your aunt, whether she gets an 87-year-old, whether it's a, you know, a hook or a sister, you know. Yeah, please. 82, not 87. Oh, okay, 82, 87.

Yeah. Let's get to that. Well, yeah, let's put it this way. I've never missed having a long-term relationship until probably until I was 30. Right. But you did say in college you went to like seek counseling because you wanted a real relationship, but you couldn't find one. Wasn't that going on?

Yeah, yeah. And I pretty, well, I could find a relationship that was the sex that was the problem. Right. And there's no good relationship without that as far as I'm concerned. Right. Okay. So, yeah, I mean, listen, I'm assuming you're a lot older than college aid right now, so it's hard to go back to her. I'm 38 now, yeah.

Oh, you're only 38? You sound like you're 68. Well, welcome to allergies. Oh, okay. I'm going to change your voice. But Eric, you sound like you're 68 years old. You're 38? Yeah.

Okay. So let's keep going. I mean, for a 38-year-old, I'm thinking like we're, you know, talking about someone's whole lifespan and you can't remember back to when you're in college. So, okay, I'm a little bit more confused now that you're so young. So you're only 38. So you could totally find a relationship. But at this point, yet you haven't.

Let's go back and start talking about more of these stories that you have. I don't know which story you want to hear. I mean, I told you about it. You have a lot more, the 82-year-old, the BBW, BBW. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, anyway, I met this lady who, she, her father left her chain at jewelry store. She was actually a watchmaker by trade. And, yeah, she weighed well over 450 pounds.

I never actually waiter, but anyway, big girl, tall too. She was 5-11. And the deal I had with her and most of my other long-term connections or associations or whatever you want to call them was that she wanted to be done their back. So before we did that, both of us had to take the tests and prove to each other that we weren't going to kill each other, which to me is a perfectly reasonable thing to do. So we did that and both of us were clean. So the agreement was that, you know, she was free to fuck anybody she wanted.

But if she fucked somebody else she had to tell me and I would go back to using a condom just as a safety measure. Well, I was quite assertive with her. That's what she needed. You know, she needed to be brought under control and done that way. So I was happy to do that. But one time I caught her out, she had run into it. an old boyfriend to hers and fucked them and didn't

tell me. And fortunately I found out by other means. So, you know, I met up with her and I said, is it true that you fucked so-and-so? To your old boyfriend, she says, yeah, and I said, okay, and when are you going to tell me this? Well, I'm sorry I forgot.

And I said, yeah, my life is at stake and you forgot? Like, what the hell is this? So, anyway, I bought my own condoms I always do. The drugstore ones don't fit. I put on a condom and I said, okay,

we're going to have a little session here. I fucked her hard for about an hour until she was sore and I turned her over and fucked her in the ass for another half hour until she was whimpering and whatnot. And then I

took the condom off and I shot a load in her face and I put my pants on and I left. A few hours later, I called her And I said, you know, I'm not going to be with a woman that jeopardizes my health or my life. So I got very emotional about it. You know, I'm so sorry, I'll make it up to you. I'll never do this.

And then, you know, all the usual crap. And I said, no, no, I'm just not going to take the risk. It's not worth it. So that was the end of that. The 82-year-old, I was involved with a community program to assist seniors who still lived at home. And I was assigned this lady. and what I would do is I'd take her out shopping, grocery shopping, and whatever. And, you know, I'd schlep the bags and bring into the house for her

and help her put stuff away and all that stuff. Anyway, she started inviting me to have tea with her after we've done one of these errands. And that was part of the job. You know, you have to socialize with them a little bit, to make sure that they had social contact and all that. So we're sitting around and she says, yeah, you know, she says, you're a good-looking young guy. She says, I used to be quite promiscuous. I almost swallowed my bubble.

Why the hell did that come from? Yeah, so she's telling me how promiscuous she was. And she says, yeah, basically for a couple of years, she said, until I got married, I was a crock slut. She says, after I got married, I didn't cheat on my husband, but before I got married, I got around a fair bit. And she puts her hand on my fly, and I didn't do anything. So she takes my dick out, and she's going, oh, my God, this is, I've never seen one this, but I said, yeah, well, it's been a lifelong problem. She says, well, she says, if you want, she says, I can make you come. And I said, how he's going to do that?

So she gives me a hand job, and I'm getting hard. So I'll pull up your skirt and let's see the puss. So she does. Drops her to her granny panties, and she's sitting in the chair with her legs up and spread open, and I'm fingering her. And she's not getting very wet, so I asked her if she had any lube around.

She said, yeah, it's in the bedroom drawer there. So I went and got the lube, and I lubed the rube, up and gave her a good finger in and played her clip until she sort of came. Anyway, that was the end of that. At that point, I put a request in with the organization to be transferred to another client because I didn't think that, you know, this was a sustainable situation. Anyway, that's the type of experience that I've had. Now, where are you at now as a 38-year-old man?

who you with now what do you looking for what kind of you know what's going on where where I'm at now is that I'm in my career I'm doing very well I'm an executive with a mid-sized tech company

you know I mid seven figures income from investments and salary and whatnot so I live well any fuck buddies any relationships are you looking for something do you feel like you, you know, do you still feel like you have the same issues? Pretty much same issues. You know, I don't want my dick to be the center of the pension.

And inevitably it winds up that way. So, I mean, there are women that can get past it, but there's more to forming a relationship than finding a woman who can get over it. And I haven't found anybody like that. Not that I've spent a lot of effort looking, but if I'll take whatever. Do you think you ever want any kids? The window of opportunity for that is closing. I don't think a teenager needs a 50-year-old dad.

Right. But, you know. Yeah. So you think you're too old at 38 to have a kid? You could have a kid at 58. Yeah, I could, but I have to think about the kid, too. You know, I'm not the sort of guy that knocks a woman up and then walks away saying that's not my problem. I take responsibility for what I do.

No, no, no. I'm just asking you, like, what do you see for your first? future or where would you like to be in 10 years? Well, ideally in a stable relationship, possibly married, to an intelligent, accomplished woman with a big ass. Mm-hmm. Sorry. No, there's nothing wrong with that.

I think it's great that women know that there's a lot of guys off. They're like girls with big asses, you know? Yeah. And sometimes girls are. Oh, my God, I got to be so skinny for a guy to like me. It's like, not true. You know, a lot of my buddies, I used to date. bigger ladies.

Yeah. And a lot of my buddies would ask me what it's like to go out with a bigger woman. I'd say, well, why don't you take one out and find out? Mm-hmm. You know, I'm not going to tell you. So there are a lot of guys that are interested, but they're afraid of what their mother or their buddies might say, you know, they're chicken chits. And what's that saying, pink heart near one fair lady?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, that applies in this situation, I think. And anybody who doesn't have the stones to try something that they're interested in doesn't deserve to find out what it's like. Anyway, I don't know how I got on to that topic. Because I asked you, where do you see yourself in 10 years? You know, you're looking to see if you're in a relationship. Yeah, that's eminently possible. And if the lady is interested in willing and able, we might even have a kid or two.

And, you know, we'd be a fairly normal family. I'd do my best for the kids. I'd be true to my wife. I'd expect her to be loyal to me, too. You know, I have no interest in swinging or any of the stuff that a lot of your interviewees are into, I guess, I'm fairly vanilla that way, I was being a bit dominant. Yeah, and that's really my only kink.

But, you know, you know, that you like way older women, too, maybe? Well, I've grown to like older women, yeah. Yeah, like when I was in high school, I always, my attention was on my age peers. But as time went on, I guess older women. And, you know, I like the unusual. Like, I'll try anything once sort of thing.

That's what the deal was with the 82-year-old. I mean, there was another thing that I didn't mention and my summary and that one time I went to this social event and there was a lady there who was 71 and she was somebody that I knew to a friend I mean I knew her name and I

knew not much else about her and so we're standing around with our watercress sandwiches and tea and whatnot and one of this girl's woman's name was Shirley one of Shirley's friends asked Shirley well you know, since your husband died,

her husband died about a year before that. Since your husband died, are you adjusting to being alone? And without missing a beach, Shirley says, yeah, I'm adjusting trying. She says, but I miss the hell out of the sex. This is a 71-year-old, not what you'd expect. Right.

Anyway, so I figured, well, you know, I might have a little fun here. So I get one of my business cards, and I rate my cell phone number on the back, and I hand it through. Surely I heard what you're missing since you lost your husband. We may be able to take care of that. Give me a call.

And I handed her the card. She put it in her purse. And I honestly thought I'd never hear from her. You know, she probably thought that I was just an obnoxious young punk and kind of make fun of her. And the next day my phone's ringing. So I invite her over. And we have a cup of coffee.

And, you know, she tells me that she and her. husband until he passed at a very active sex life and she misses it and I said fine so uh drop your pants so she stands up and drops her pants so I start playing lizard and I get it wound up I fucked her actually about three times you know she was very intrigued by that they were waddling a little bit when she left but that's okay she'll get over it And we had maybe five or six more sessions before she got herself a full-time boyfriend. Wow. And she could take it, that big dick of yours.

Yeah, yeah, she could take it. Wow. How many women have you come across, like, that couldn't? Well, in percentage terms, probably 30 to 40 percent. It was like no way. I couldn't or wouldn't try. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like some of them probably could have, but they weren't willing to try. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I don't know if that changes with age or changes with having had a couple of children or changes with having a lot of sex or whatnot. I guess you'd have to ask a doctor about that. But, you know, I just got tired of wasting my time and swinging at bad pitches. Mm-hmm.

Right. So where you're at right now, do you have anybody that you're currently sleeping with? Yes. Who is that? Well, she's a lady that is about 44. I met her in a bar. As far as I can tell, she's single. Mm-hmm.

She is an interior designer. Mm-hmm. So, yeah, her apartment's very nice. And she's telling me, I should do my house again. But I just had a done a book five years ago, so I'm not ready. You know, she's pretty versatile in bed, like, a wide variety of things. I think if I suggested that she'd probably be open the swing

or anything else that was halfway reasonable. Yeah, we get along. I mean, we go out and do things together. We travel together occasionally. Not just a sex partner, but, you know, I got to say the love isn't there. Really? And I don't think you feel that way about me either.

Right. But it's just someone like, good for now until maybe you find somebody else. These sorts of things, I guess with me, they have a way of petering out, probably because I'm not showing interest in what they call the next level of relationship. And I guess that's on me. Right, right. Yeah, listen, you're still young. You have time, you know. Yeah.

Even if you want kids, no ship has sailed on that. I know you said at one point you said in this conversation, the ship has sailed, you're too old. And then another time you said maybe in 10 years my future will. It looks like I have some kids, a wife, so, you know, maybe you still don't know what you want. That's okay. Your sperm, you could, as a man, you could have a baby at any time, so it's not like your clock is ticking. I wish you all the best. Thank you so much for calling it and sharing your story.

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