Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 583 - Kelly went from HRT to Hotwifing and MFM Threesomes with her Husband

Episode Date: January 18, 2023

Kelly went from HRT to hotwifing and she called in to talk all about it. What was her sex life before HRT? When and why did she become a hotwife? And, what goes down when she hooks up with other guys? Tune in to hear all the details including how her husband was never really jealous fro the start of their relationship, how they use to go into AOL chat rooms to live out their fantasies and how that led to them going to swingers clubs early on in their marriage, how back then they only did soft swapping and preferred to just watch how they dib make a ton of friends in the lifestyle and kept in touch with all of them, how and why sex eventually went out the window and how that effected their marriage, how horny HRT made her from the get go and how she immediately went online looking for guys to have a MFM threesome, how her orgasms changed for the better as well, how and why her husband then went on HRT, how they’re both now “cum drunk,” her first experience with a guy they brought in and what went down, the guys she met guys at swingers clubs and what she did with them, how she recently learned to squirt with guy who massaged her, how she does hotwifing as well as threesome with her husband and other guys, why she’s not into seeing her guy with another woman, how her and her husband set up a gangbang and why it didn’t go as planned, why she prefers spontaneous sex at the swingers club over group sex when it is set up, the hot couple they recently me that they hook up with, how and why she tapes all her hook ups with other guys fro her husband and a whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of KELLY plus most of my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Go do it if you write a bad review. I'll just see how miserable you are. But anyway. So anyway, today I have on. Kelly. Kelly went from HRT to hot wiping. Okay, after I aired my HRT episode, if you haven't heard it and you want to know all about hormone replacement therapy pellets, because that's really what it was focused on pellets. There's other kinds of hormone replacement therapy, but we spoke about pellets. I got so many emails from so many females that went cray cray after they went on to them. Okay, this is one of the first episodes I'm airing. I also taped some more. Okay. I have one with a woman who's done gangbangs after she went on to HRT. This was like a very vanilla woman. Kelly and her husband, they claimed to be vanilla.

But when they were younger, they like got into AOL chat rooms. And they talk about all of this. They went into AOL chat rooms. They would talk to other people on there and kind of like fantasize about hooking up with other people. And then they met swingers on there. And then they wound up out of swingers club. And they'd befriended like the owner.

And they would just be like lawyers at the clubs back in the day. They never did anything hardcore. core was like all soft swapping and stuff. That is until she went on HRT. She got on it. Eventually her husband got on it and they just became, as they would say, come drunk. That's what they call it.

They're like, come drunk. They just can't get enough. S-E-X. Okay. They went online looking for guys to hook up with. They wanted to have some MMF threesomes. And they did. She talks about how she's not interested in having an F-F-M-E-M.

threesome. She explains why. That's a very common thing, unfortunately. But they went out looking for her to hook up with other guys. Her guys into it. She's effing into it. She had a guy that with a curved dick that made her squirt. She's had well-hung guys. They tried to set up a gang bang, but they just kind of couldn't coordinate it. A couple of guys did show up and they did get together with the guys that did show up, but it wasn't like a total gang-bang. And she wasn't really into it. She doesn't like it when it's so planned like that. So they still do go to Swingers clubs. They love for people to watch them. They like to be voyeurs. And they're like just at it, hardcore, because of the HRT. And that's what she called in reference to because she heard that

episode. And she's like, here I am a woman who went from, you know, not doing much to now. She's hot wiping all because of the pellets. It's an interesting story if there were no pellets involved. But the pellets are involved in this story. So also, I forgot to say Kelly sent me in pictures. I have pictures. of Kelly and her husband. He wasn't on the call. He was going to be on, but he was like sitting right next to her, but she did the whole call. They sent me in picks. I have anonymous picks of them. If you want to see them, kind of, not their faces, but sexy picks. I have those over my Patreon, patreon. Patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast. Pictures of them as well as pictures of so many other people. Like I have a whole like hundreds of pictures over there of all my guests, mostly the

females, pictures of Kelly over there. Go to the description, click on like patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast. I'm going to be right back on. with Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast. How are you today? I'm good, Kathy. How are you? I'm great. You like everybody else is you're in a parking lot talking to me on the phone in your car. I don't know why. I just think that there's something funny about that. I used to think cheating sex in parking lots was the funniest thing. And now I just think it's funny that people are also in their cars telling me their dirtiest secrets as well. Now listen, Kelly, we're here in the car. Yeah, we do.

have your guy next to you, okay? I'm just putting that out there in case we decide to bring him on. He's sitting next to you listening to this. You're mostly going to tell your guy's story, but if we want him to come on later, he might. What's your guy's name again? What's the name he's going to use? You're Kelly. What is he?

Kelly and Scott. Scott, okay, so Scott might be on later. Most likely Kelly's going to tell the whole story. Basically, I'm assuming you guys heard my HRT Pellets episode and you wrote in to be like, oh yeah, like we went on pellets and or you went on pellets and you're now hornier than ever and you've done all kinds of crazy things. And just so you know, I don't know who's going to, how I'm going to air these, but I have also taped 57 year old that just started having gangbangs because she went on pellets. I mean, you can't even believe the stories I'm hearing about pellets.

I need to get on them ASAP. I don't know. This is going to be another one of those episodes because Kelly, you recently went on pellets or I don't know when you did. And now you're like, It's been about a year. Okay. And now you've done all kinds of crazy things. So why don't you tell me your story? All kinds of crazy things. I think I want to start the story from the very beginning.

Sure. I met my husband when we were in high school and we were both virgins. Typical suburban met in high school, lost her virginity on prom night. I remember telling him like I would never even give my husband a blow job. Like that's never going to happen. Obviously that happens, you know. Oh, yeah. And we've been together.

a long time. We are in our early 50s right now, or 51. And we're always, I think, a little crazier and sexual. When we were younger, we didn't realize we weren't as crazy and sexual as we thought we were ever going to be. So, you know, like when we got into our 20s, we always went nightclothing. I would dress very sexy. It's already been very small. Always had a decent figure and would go to nightclubs. And it was funny because my, the time, boyfriend would go to the bathroom, him come back and there was always some guy hitting on me or buying me a drink and it never made him jealous and it always boggled me. I'm like, I don't understand. It doesn't make you jealous. He's like, no, I think that's hot. He's like, that's like a compliment to me that you're with me

and other guys want to hit on you. He's like, that's great. And I always kind of innerly maybe bothered me that it didn't make him jealous. I guess maybe it more turned him on. Yeah. Not realizing later on how this would affect other things in our life. Then we got married at 25, you know, right after we got married, we actually started going to Lifestyle clubs in the area that we live in. Yes. Okay. But we never swapped.

We kind of just went there to maybe be voyeurs and exhibitionist because that was a turn-on. You know, the whole thing of getting off knowing you're turning other people on or watching other people be turned on. And then, you know, we did like maybe. soft swap, a little bit girl things that always turned him on to watch, and then we would go home and have amazing

hot sex. How do you decide? But wait, but you have to tell me this, though, because you're like, we maybe did, like, kind of maybe soft swap. I mean, you got to get more specific than that. Like, how do you decide? Everyone's version. No, I know. That's why you have to tell

me your real story. So, what what made you guys decide to go to Swinger's Club like in your 20s so many years ago. I mean, because listen, you're around my age. Back when you're in your 20s, I don't know many people in my 20s. And I was like super slutty, but not slutty and like I was having gangbings, but I was just sleeping around, you know, that was considered slutty back then. You never thought of swingers clubs for people of that age. So how did you guys in your 20s figure out like, let's go to a swingers club? Because you would think at that age,

you'd be thinking, oh, it's like all older people, you know? And, and, and, and, you guys, you would And older when you're 20 is anybody over 35, you know, it's like fucking ancient. Yeah. Yeah. And that's true. Yeah. I think the average age group at the swingers club was definitely 30 to 45. We were, we kind of, there's a lot of strip joints in the area we live also.

So we would go out with like other friends who would be like, you know, you have a few drinks at a regular bar and somehow you'd end up at a strip bar, you know, and we'd watch each other get left dances and nothing really happens at a strip bar. So that was always a turn on. But then the next morning you'd wake up and you'd be like, oh, my goodness, we spent so much money between the drinks being overpriced, tipping the girls, you know, having a good time and you'd get home and, you know, we were shocked at how much money we spent. So way back in the 90s, I don't know if you remember the AOL couple's chat rooms. Right. So we started going on there as a couple and we'd go in these AOL couple chat rooms and, you know, you would talk to people and, you know, you would talk about sexual things or whatever. No, mind you, we've still only been with each other. We've never had sex with other people. But at home, maybe, you know, voyeurism and exhibitionist thing was hot.

You know, if you'd kind of talk 30 with people, but then we would shut the AOL couple of them down and we'd go in and have sex together. It was just a turn-on. Yeah, and there was, I think there was three Swinger lifestyle clubs within like a 10-mile radius of where we live. So one of them was an off-premise club, and he actually owns another club, which was an on-premise. We're going to go start with them. We actually chatted with the owner online on the AOL's couples chat room. And he invited us in. He said, listen, you guys have never been.

Obviously, we were young, probably one of his younger patrons. He said, come in, introduce yourself with the door. I'll actually let you in for free. I'll give you a tour and I'll introduce you to some nice people. We're like, okay, you know, what do we get to lose? Nothing. We don't like it. We leave. Emily there for myself. So we drove there, drank in the parking lot, because I needed courage to get in there. That was a big step, right? Walking into a strip joint is a lot easier.

I don't know what we were getting ourselves into. So we went in and we met the owner and he was all excited and he gave us a tour and he pointed out, Kathy's funny thing, pointed out all these people and he said, those people there, they're really hardcore. Don't talk to them. This couple, they've been coming for years. You know, don't talk to them.

So, you know, lifestyle people are. very friendly and they want to like everybody want to introduce we're like really friendly which i thought oh they're all so nice and yeah that's because you guys were in your 20s yes you're like the you guys were the hot i'm sure you guys were the hottest pieces of ass in there yeah and we actually made a lot of really nice friends we've never had sex with any of those people right but we made like some of them we are still friends with them we used to end up going to the new beach with them. We did barbecues with them. They were all around when I was pregnant with our first child and, you know, just funny story. And one of the couples, they were in like their late 40s.

You know, we were in our 20s. And we were like, wow, I hope we're still having sex when we're in our 40s because that was like our parents age. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. You think they're like so old. That's what I'm saying. Like when you're in your 20s, I can't believe like back in the day that you guys like wound up at a strip club. I mean, and not a strip club, but like stripping that was like a hot thing in that time, but to go to a swingers club was a big, like not a lot of people would do that back then, you know? No, no. That's what we always thought that we were so sexual and so, like, I don't know, I always see pervy, right? But we never did anything with other people. Like it's like, when we went into the soft slop, it was like, we would have sex with

each other as another couple have sex with themselves. But we would like, you would kind of all reach over and like touch each other, maybe a little bit of oral or, you know, girl, girl kissing. oral sex, but we never fully swapped with penetration with another couple. I would call you guys Vanella if you guys, you know, from the get-go when your 20s are on AOL, POP, dirty talk together. I mean, you know, a lot of times it's maybe a guy doing that, but you guys as together was going on and doing that. So you were always pretty open-minded, I think, which is cool.

Yeah, I think we were always open-minded. Right. So to our springer friends, we were very vanilla. Yeah, yeah, yeah. normal friends. We were very like out there and crazy. Yeah, yeah, totally. And we never fit in with other people. So over the years, you know, you have, we have three kids. Over a nine year span, we had three kids. So we were in and out of the lifestyle. And then as we got into our 40s, sex just became the norm. You know, we went from, you know, maybe going down to like

once a week having sex. Sometimes we might go a whole week without having sex. You're getting older. Life is getting hectic, right? And then when we turned 50, we weren't really going to the lifestyle clubs at that point. And then COVID happened. So now everything shut down. And we, with the type of business we're in, got busier with work. What business are you? Just something separate.

You don't have to say what business you're in. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We actually got busier, definitely not slower. And, you know, you got three kids doing online schooling. It was exhausting. and I went to my regular doctor and then my, with my normal checkup, not for any specific reason. And I told her, I'm just so tired.

Like, I don't even really have a big sex drive anymore. Like, I don't know what's going on with me. I'm just exhausted. I gained a little bit of weight during COVID as everybody did. She kind of explained it to me like, oh, you know, you've turned 50. That's life. And then she said, let's wait another year. We'll do a hormone pill on you to see if anything's going on.

I'll see if it changes. Yeah. And then a couple months after my regular checkup, ran into a friend. She looked amazing. She's actually always been very thin. And she now had a little bit of a figure still very thin, but she looked great. And we ran into her and I said, oh, my God, you look amazing. She said, I feel amazing.

I go, what are you doing different? And she said, I went and I did the pellet. I said, I have no idea what the pellet is. What is that? And that's when she started saying about the HRT pellets. And she goes, I sleep better. I was finally able to put a little bit of muscle on. She's a few years older than me, so she's 55.

And she just told me how amazing she felt. So when we left that night, driving home, Scott was like, you know, you should look into that. You were saying how you've just been exhausted. Him obviously knowing our sex life went from being very sexual through our 20s, 30s, 40s, and now all of a sudden it's, you know, diminishing to one-service couple weeks. But I didn't know that HRT was going to change me sexually. I just knew that she felt amazing and I wanted to feel amazing.

So I went in, I did the pellet. So now at the time the pellet was $350. She's gone up like $50 since I started. Week one, Scott's like, how do you feel? I'm like, I feel the same. I'm still really tired. Week two, I still feel exhausted. Week three comes.

And we had taken a trip to Disney World. And it just happened to hit the exact same time we were in Disney World with the kids. With your kids. Oh, my God. And with my kids, and we're walking around Disney World, and you know, you have, like, Gene Shorton and you're sitting on these rides. And I go to him, I have a problem. He's like, what do you mean you have a problem?

Like, I am so flippin horny that these rides are almost making the orgasm. It was out of nowhere, Kathy. It hit, like, out of nowhere. I'm like, I am so horny. He's like, we can't do anything. Their kids are with us. I mean, you can't come in the bathroom with me at their style. He's like, no.

Oh, my God. teenagers, they will know. I'm like, it's a big hotel. We're like a big suite. I'm like, he's like, we can hide from them. Yeah. Like, no, we can't hide from them. It was, I've never been so horny where I felt like, it was felt like you ever had to sneeze

and you lose your sneeze? Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know we got quick talking about. Yeah, like I needed to orgasm and I could. You need to scratch that it. Yeah, yeah, but you can't. I couldn't scratch that it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a good way to say it. Yeah. Yeah. So got through, we got home, you know, obviously had a lot of sex. And then it was like, it came out of nowhere. I had so much energy and we were having so much sex.

We would have sex at night and we'd wake up in the morning and I'd have to masturbate before I went to work. It was awful. It was like the more orgasms I had, I wanted to have more. So then my friend reached out to me a month into it. So now it's only been a week since this has really taken effect. And she got like by text message. And she said, how are you feeling? I said, oh, my God, I feel amazing.

I have like so much energy. It's crazy. She's like, oh, that's great. I'm glad it's working for you. I said, yeah, thank you for giving me your doctor's information. But you never gave me the information on the other side effect. She immediately sends me the devil emoji. She never told me about that part.

She's like, it's amazing. I'm like, yeah, but you didn't give me any warning. Like when we looked into the pellet and the HRT, when you Google it, you get like generic medical information. You know, we wanted to look at side effects, long-term effects, blood work information. We're looking at how this is going to affect us. It did say you would have an increased libido. It didn't say that it was going to come me into a nymph.

Right. It got to a point now that I felt like, you know, we would sour before we would go to bed. And I'd get into bed and I'd be like, are you sleeping? I think he was pretending to be asleep because he couldn't have any more sex. He went on them too, though. That's a good point to make, though, right? He did the pellets as well? Yes.

Yes, he did. So then my doctor reached out to me six weeks into the pellet to find out how I was feeling. I said to her, listen, I'm like, the problem is my sex drive is so huge. I think now instead of me pretending on his sleep at night, my husband is pretending he's asleep at night. Like I'm wearing him out. And she goes, well, then I need to get him in here too. We need to run his numbers to see where he's at.

So then, so I get that after about two months of knee being on the pellet, he immediately went in. She did his lab work. He was normal for a 50-year-old man. She said the same thing. Why can't we bring him up to where he was when he was maybe 25 to 30? That's an optimal number. Why can't we all feel like we were in our 20s again? So he got his pellet. And it took a little bit to take a step. Again, I think our results from the HRT pellet was for us because those are our personalities because we are definitely always been a very sexual couple together. No, listen, you guys were just, I think what it's doing is just turning back the time and bringing you back to whoever you were when you were in your 20s.

In your 20s, you were this horny too. You're looking at you on AOL Snapchat or whatever the fuck it was running to swingers clubs to watch other people have sex. I mean, you certainly were overly horny back then. So it just brought that back. It's not like it created something that wasn't there, right? Is that what you're trying to say? No, I think so.

And I think maybe even the numbers could be so much higher than we were in our 20s. Oh, you mean with the testosterone they put so much in? I just, I don't, maybe because as we're older, we're more confident sexually. Right. So I think that we're more focused sexually. So it brought out maybe things that we would have done in our 20s, but we were still mentally a little bit more reserved. I think you're right. Yeah, that makes sense.

You shouldn't do or couldn't do, you know. So wait, wait, wait, you guys wind up doing a whole bunch of things. Whole bunch of stuff, whole bunch of stuff. So within having sex with each other, obviously, like I said, what we consider vanilla is what not other people think is vanilla. I always only just had a clitoral orgasm. Now I have like a G-spot orgasm and like an internal orgasm. And I don't know what that's called.

I've heard other people on your podcast call it like a cervical orgasm. Oh, you have. And I don't know if that's actually what I'm feeling. like an internal orgasm. And it's definitely that because my husband even said like I can I can feel I can feel like your whole body shake, but it's not like a clitoral where you're like, okay, don't touch me for, you know, 90 seconds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not that type. But the masturbation thing is totally. Oh my God. Which has been crazy. We call it as being come drunk. Yeah. It became like we became so focused on like, oh my God, sex was so good. five hours ago, let's do it again. Let's see we can have a harder orgasm. You know, if we can come harder. And ironically, we started listening to all your podcasts.

We'd always listen to periodically. But in the last about year and a half, we started listening to like, oh, there's a new episode. Let's turn it on. And we would go, our kids are, you know, teenagers, so we can leave the house for a little bit. So we would go on a road trip and just with ourselves, would drive, you know, an hour away to go eat lunch.

And we would put the podcast on so we could listen to, like, a whole day. whole episode. And then it was you plus a whole bunch of other podcasters that we would listen to. Everyone's different. I love your interviews. Some people talk about just their experience as a podcaster, you know, things that they're doing every weekend. So we would listen to that. And then we would kind of talk about the podcast after. And we'd be like, what did you think of about? I'm like, oh, my God, that was so hot. That would be like so erotic if we could do that. But then when we heard the podcast about the hot west thing, I'm like, oh, it's hot also. So we put a, we're on a couple lifestyle websites that we've always been on for many years, like a, you know, meet other couples

or they would tell you where parties were, what was going on at the club, or who's going to the club that night, things like that. I guess it's like the newer version of the old AOL chat runs back then, right? So we put a, like, I think they call it a speed date, and we said that we were looking for a hot wife experience or an MFM experience. And we did indicate that we were unable to host, but would be willing to get a hotel room. So we put the speed date on. Now, mind you, this is our first time doing this, Kathy. We had like over 160 response from single men. I don't know if that's normal. I don't know, you know, there's a lot of people on the site for somehow I never see that many on when we're searching. So now we have to vet these guys and go through

their profiles, go through the messages they sent. And there was a good handful of some nice prospects. And so the one prospect was a, happened to be a pilot that had a layover at an airport that wasn't far from us. And he had a layover. He had a really nice hotel downtown. He would love to host us. He was so politely written. He was like, we can take it from there, see if we connect. It was just so nicely written, sent his photos of himself.

And he was definitely my physical and visual style. of a man. There's so many different types of people out there. You know, what turns someone else on is not going to turn. You know, I'm not looking for necessarily huge muscle guy. You know, it doesn't have to be, I don't know, it's just a certain type. I guess I'm more into a very clean cut, maybe a nerdier guy, like a clean cut guy. I don't know. I explain it. And his pictures were nice. And his verbiage was very nice written. It wasn't like, hey, I'd love to meet you to fuck you. You know, it was just really nicely written. So I was like, you know, out of all of all, all the guys we went through. I had maybe about 20 of them I narrowed it down to. And I was like,

I want to respond back to this guy. I responded. He was like, perfect. I'm going to make reservations at the bar. There was a rooftop bar. He's like, we can have drinks and then go upstairs to the rooftop bar and then take it from there. And our initial plan, this was supposed to be for an MFM. We sat at the downstairs bar at the hotel and just connected with him. We hung out like we were three friends hanging out. It was so weird. So my husband kind of kicks me under the bar. And I'm like, what? He's like, listen, I think if you want to do the hot wife thing, this is the perfect guy for you.

I'm very comfortable with it. I'm perfectly fine. He's like, if this is just something you want, you should go and do this because I think this is a good guy to do this with. So then he went upstairs to the bar and then I went to the room with this guy. Now, mind you, this is the first time. Now, the guy does not know this, but this is the first time I've ever had sex with another person other than my spouse. Because we've been together since we were 15. But I didn't tell this guy that because he might not have even wanted to go through with it.

He knew that he was only going to be the second first one I bet sex with. I don't know. Maybe he would have. Maybe it would have been a turn on or maybe he was fathered him. I don't know. Everyone's got different mental state, you know. So it was so perfect. He was so respectful, so nice.

It was amazing. You know, like we had such a good time. Now, your husband was he in the room or not? I forgot. No, he wasn't in the room. So we took, we all three of us went up to the Roozot bar, which is like a nightclub. And then we had another drink up there. And then I went down in the elevator with him.

So now mind you that this is a little awkward because I've never done this before. He's a pilot. He's got layovers in every corner of the United States. So I'm sure for him, he, you know, was very comfortable with it, obviously. So he took control, which was perfect for me. So we get in the elevator and we just kind of stare. to each other, a little weird. And then he, like, pinned me up against the wall, started making out with me.

And then, like, kind of, like, reached up under my skirt. And it was, like, forget it. I got so wet immediately. It was so hot. Plus, the dirtiness of, like, you know, I've never really done this with someone else like this except for my husband. So that made it even hotter. But my husband was okay with it.

So now we're, like, triple hot. Right? Mm-hmm. So we go into the hotel room. He's got it all planned. out. He's got a playlist ready to play. You know, it was just it was hot. And so he put

his playlist on. We started fooling around. We started with oral. Also, like, I've given other guys oral, but never, like, full blow job. You know, like, never. And my husband would always say to me, oh, you give such a good blow job. And I'm like, I don't know if I give a good blowjob.

And I'm really giving a blow job to anyone other than you, like fully, you know? Yeah. And then I can tell by this guy's motions. And noises. I was like, fuck, he, he is enjoying this. I am giving a good blow job, which was hot for me, too. And then he ended up, our last position that we did in was doggy style. And then he pulled out and was like, you know, what's going on? And he was coming. And he was like, I can't normally come in a rubber. And I'm like, looking at him. And he was like, I'm like, what do you normally do? And he's like,

well, I would normally like jerk off on the girl or like just make sure that the girl that I'm with enjoys her night. And then when she leaves, I relive everything in my head. And I was like, wow, that was, I guess, a little bit of a compliment then. Yeah. So on the site that you're on, which I kind of like, because we've gone on other sites and you don't know if these people are flakes or real, you can give validation. So the validation shows like, okay, I've met this person. It's real. You can put whatever descriptiveness you want in your validation.

Yeah. It necessarily doesn't mean you had sex with them unless they put something in that reference of being together, right? So once he gave a validation to me, I gave a validation to him. He mentioned something like, she walked my world. So that kind of obviously meant that we had been together in some sense. No one fully would know exactly what happened. It was a threesome wife or whatever that it shows that a single guy gave you a validation.

Then all of a sudden, we like every morning we wake up and they would be like an abundance of messages from single guys introducing themselves like wanting to know hey I'd love to meet you for a drink when can you guys get together for a drink and we're like this is nuts so this one guy messaged he's this huge muscle guy like huge muscle guy and I start going through his photos and he's into like BDSM and Kathy his cock is huge like I've never even seen a penis that large before and I was like I don't I don't know if I want to meet like the other guy. I was definitely very similar looking to my husband, a little taller. Actually, let me backtrack a little bit.

The pilot that I messaged had a very long curved penis, which I'd never seen in person. Oh, he's the one that made you squirt. He did not make me squirt. It wasn't the one. Oh, okay, someone does. But it felt really good. And I didn't realize that you get even more wet with a curved penis because it rubs on your T-spot. It felt amazing, right?

So now this other guy doesn't have a curved penis, but he's huge, like, fat penis. And he's a big muscle guy. And I'm like, it's really not my style. But then I was like, you know what? Why don't I try something that's not my style? Because it's that advantage of being a hot wife is to try new experiences and do things that's not your norm. So this guy messages out. I start chatting with them online.

We end up meeting at the swingers club. But on a weeknight where it's not very crowded, very easy to get a private room. my husband was there when we met and then he left and I ended up going into the back room with just this guy and I had never had a cock that large I actually knew I didn't know if I was going to have a cock that large yeah I can imagine I saw one like that big ones go on yeah but with the pellet you get so wet just from foreplay that it ended up not being a problem and I had like a few internal ordez from that. And I was like, wow, you know, that was, I mean, we were, maybe had sex for like 30 minutes.

And it was really good. And it was really, I don't know if it was good because it was so dirty because this was not a normal person that I would be with. He's definitely not the style of a person that I would have picked out, but he reached out to us. And that was a good experience. That was different. No, but how does the, like, how is the sex now between you and your husband after these first couple of experiences, does it change the game with you guys too? Because now he's, you're kind of like a hot wife.

Is he getting off on this too? Yes. It was like, so all of the experiences that I've had, I've recorded it. Like I'll just set my phone up and let it, the first, the first hot life experience, I just popped it up like on the nightstand and just let it record the whole time that we were in the room. So then we didn't watch it like in detail. We like skimmed through it.

And he found it all really hot. And it made sex like. even more intense. So now we're going through, you know, having really crazy sex to having even crazier sex. You know, we would sometimes have sex for like an hour or two, and I would have like 20 or 30 orgasms. Like it was just, it was hot. And the one at the club, I didn't record the whole time because he is definitely a professional guy who seeks hot wives. Like that's, that's his thing. He's actually married and he has like, I don't know if you call it a polly. It's married with a girlfriend. they live separately, but all three of them play together often.

So this is his lifestyle. Like, it's a professional in this. I know I'd call professional because there's no job for that, but they know what they're doing. They know the etiquette. They know all of that. So he was like, let me have your phone. Your husband's going to love this shot. And he's like, here, texted to him.

So my husband left the club and went to like another sports bar down the road. And so he was texting from my phone close-ups of like me and him doing it doggy style and stuff like that and my husband's like this was crazy i'm sitting at a bar having a drink knowing that you're there having sex with this guy who's someone you would never chosen outside of this lifestyle and like he was so respectful to make sure that we weren't leaving my husband out even though he wasn't in the room with us that makes sense so that was hot yeah no i mean i've i think it's yeah it's made sex for us definitely even more enhanced and i think it's opened me up to even though we were very sexual. It's opened me up to not feel dirty if something feels good to just go with it.

I think I've been able to open up like with more dirty talking during sex. You know, we would always say does that feel good? But now it's like, does my wet pussy feel good? You know, like I'm more comfortable seeing those things. I'm kind of learning to be dirtier. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even though I always thought I was dirty. And that we kind of put back to feeling cum drunk. Right. You know, I don't know fully if that's the age. dark fee that's done that. But the squirting thing, throughout the years, we've always tried it. We even, you know, would watch videos on how to make your girl squirt.

It just wouldn't happen. And I kept telling you, listen, I am not anatomically meant for that. I don't think if all girls can squirt. I don't think it's possible. I mean, we've had a lot of sex from 15 to 50, and it's never happened. So this guy from Vegas down here on business, and he puts his, he puts his, be date out. And I'm a little shy, even though you wouldn't think it. So I look at his profile and I like it, but I didn't send him a message. So within like 30 minutes, he sends me a message and says,

oh, I find your, your, you know, pictures very sexy. I really like your profile. I'm in town and to this date. Would you like me at my hotel? We'll have a drink. And I was like asking my husband, what I did. And he's like, go do it if you want to do it. So I respond. And I respond. and I would love it. His speed date was for a tantric massage, which was one of the things that was on my fantasy list. And so I looked up his reviews and they were all really good reviews. I like that where you can rate someone. It's kind of like, you know, you leave like a restaurant, a Yelp review. Yeah, yeah. You live a person in Yelp review. Yeah. Interesting.

A sexual Yelp review. So it showed. And actually someone we know another podcaster that we met at Podbash in Orlando, they had left him a rating. So I'm like, I trust them because we've met them twice. We met them at the Splash takeover in Fort Lauderdale. And then we met him at Podbash all last year. We kind of became friends with them. Like we have their phone numbers and we text message, different things. So I trust that they left them a rating. He'd been to one of their events. So this particular time, I have been dropped me off at the hotel. I met him at the bar. Ironically, he doesn't drink. So he bought me a drink. So I, I only had one drink because he doesn't drink, you know, and I am, so I was definitely just,

the one drink took the edge off, but it wasn't, you know, drunk. I didn't have a huge buzz or anything. We went up to the room and he gave me a real massage. Like I was so relaxed. What a nice benefit. Yeah. Oh my God. Kathy, it was like a one hour real massage and it wasn't full tantric. Like I thought it was going to be more perverted. I mean, obviously towards the end, he was like copying little fields here and there. But the initial part, of it was like a real massage. It just was great. How often do you come in town? Let's do this all the time. Exactly. And he still had his, he was still fully dressed, you know, fully closed. He's a big guy. He's like 6-5. I'm 5-3. That's a big guy for me. Yeah, definitely. Six-5 is big for a lot of people. Yeah, he was really tall.

Yeah. Six-five is a big, yes, six-five is a tall guy. And so then, you know, he started giving me oral and fingering me. And, you know, in a hotel room, you're a little bit more free than when you're at home trying to figure out how loud you can be during your orgasm when your three kids are still awake in, you know? So I just kind of went with it. And all of a sudden, I had this most amazing orgasmic feeling, like overcome that whole body, like that whole lower part of my body. And then it worked its way like up into my head. And he goes, oh my God, you just squirted it everywhere, like all up my forearm and everything.

I was like, no, really? Like, I've never done that before. Like, I go, it felt like an amazing orgasm, and I was so, so wet. But I remember from the HRT, I get, like, super wet anyways. But I had never been like that. And so that was the first time I squirted with a hot wife experience. Yeah, that's amazing. And I don't know how he knew, because he's never been with me.

I don't know how, unless he's just made so many girls squirt, but he knew that feeling, or, you know, what have you, that was quite hot. And the old message, he's not been back into town since then. That was actually only a couple months ago. And then since then, my husband's been able to have me squirt one time since then. So I'm not an easy squirder. But you can. But that guy, yes.

And then that guy had an even larger cock than the muscle guy that I had sex with at the club. And I'm like, this is crazy. I didn't realize that cocks came in so many different sizes and shapes. Yeah, it's like nipples and tits. Like I never realized that until I went to like a nude beach. And I was like, oh, everything like, you know, I mean, they could just come in all different shapes, sizes, nipples, colors, you know. You just know what your own is. But wait, get to your gang bang that you tried to set up.

Because I know that you've mentioned that too. And then I want to know about your husband if he ever. Wait, you're going to go into that story, but I want to just make sure we get everything in and the hour. But like, I just want to know now you're doing all this hot wiping stuff. Do you guys and you're going to tell me about it. a gang bang you guys tried to set. Do you guys ever wind up going back to Swingers' clubs or into the lifestyle and your husband gets to do other things too? Or are you guys just strictly doing the hot wiping thing right now? Right now we are strictly doing the hot wiping thing. Right. And threesome.

Okay. I know it sounds it's so hard for other people to understand. I don't know. It just doesn't turn me on at this point. We've only been doing the hot wiping thing for not even a full year. Right now, I think our first time was April of last year. So it's not even been a full year. I don't know if that will be our next adventure. I mean, I think everything sexually takes you to another level. Yeah. But we've talked about it.

And I'm like, I just don't know if that's my fantasy right now. I think he's definitely more open with that part than I am. And he's okay with that. Initially, when we discussed our fantasies and he said, go for it. I kept thinking, okay, but I don't know if I want to see you with another woman. So is this a trick? Are you saying that I can go do this? Because then you're going to be like, okay, it's my turn.

And even if I say that I'm not okay with it, you're going to be like, well, you got to do this. And it's been okay with him. I think if we're in the right moment and it's a girl that's comfortable with the situation and we just go with the flow, maybe it could happen. I don't think I would be comfortable with him seeking somebody online and like searching for that situation to happen. Or going into a hotel room with them, kind of like not having it be the way what you're doing.

And I know that, yeah, and it sounds so selfish and I feel bad. And he's like, listen, you're having your fun. I'm enjoying watching you get pleasure. And that's very much a turn on because it becomes for us also. Like I'm not, you know, seeking anything more like most of these guys. I don't chat with like every once in a while, you know, we'll send a text message here or there. Yeah.

But I'm not seeking, I'm not searching for, I'm not searching for something to replace something I don't have. I already have sex almost daily with my husband. We have a great sex life. He has what he called compersen. He's got, you know, he's into compersion. He wants to see me. Pleasure. Pleasured.

And he enjoys watching me be pleasure. He said he's enjoyed me opening up to things that I wasn't open to before, whether it be mental. And then I was like, well, what if I record something and you see me do something that we've not done or a position that doesn't normally feel good and you can see that I'm really enjoying anything? I think that would be hot. I'm like, okay, I don't know if I'm quite there yet. I don't sound so bad. Doesn't it? What, for you to record it?

No, what are you not there yet for? You do the recording. I'm not there with seeing him do the things that I'm doing. Yeah, no, I hear that so much, even with like the hardest core women. I just had, and I'm airing it this Monday. I don't know if you've listened to the Swinger University podcast, those people over there. That couple Phoebe and Ed were on my show.

I'm airing their episode this coming Monday. And they were talking about how they started swinging immediately when they got together. But Phoebe was not really down to watch him at all. He really enjoyed watching her. But she allowed, like everyone is different. Her case was interesting because she's like, I didn't, you know, not let him do it, but I didn't want to watch. And I didn't because he told her up front, like, listen, you know, that's fine for right now if you're not into it. But eventually, like, I'm going to want that to be on the table, too, if you're having it.

And I think what's, and I only bring that up because I'm not saying that they're right and you guys are wrong. What is what's most important across the board is what together as a team decide is right for you. You know, for them, that's what was right for them. That's how they went about it. I've heard a lot of couples that are exactly like you. You know, the woman gets asleep with all the guys she wants. The guy enjoys it. But the girl, she does not want him to do the same.

And he's fine because he's getting all his fucking rocks off in that scenario. So who cares if he's not getting late if he doesn't? You know, it's really up to him and you, you know, together. It's what you guys agree on is right. You know, and you don't know where you'll be five years from now. but I don't believe that people should twist themselves into a pretzel for somebody else. You know, if something that some woman or a man does not want to see their partner with someone else, then shouldn't be forced upon them, you know, and that's really the point.

So, you know, what you guys have works for you. So who cares? Yeah, and I agree. And he even said, listen, as soon as you come and tell me that this hot whiffing or threesome situations, don't turn you on or like you're over it, he's like, then we stop it. Because it's for you. So if it's not enjoyable, then it's not enjoyable. That kind of takes up into the gang bang thing.

Yes, let's add with that. Because we were going over our fantasies. And I said I wanted to have a threesome. And then I said, wow, that hot white thing sounds really hot and dirty. And then I was like, what about like a gang bang? Like me, you and like a bunch of other guys. Like, I want to be pleasureed by all these men. Like, that was one of my fantasies.

And so then he was like, let's do it. Let's get a hotel room. So we booked a hotel room downtown really nice. hotel. We put a speed date out. And because of the responses on the last speed date, we put like, I think we did it on like a Wednesday or a third day for like that Saturday night. We got so many. It took me forever to like go through all of the messages. And I want to pass up someone that might be like a really good perspective just because I don't like one photo that they have or something, you know. Yeah. So, you know, you really got to read through their profiles, read through the message

they wrote. Sometimes they don't have face. I'm like, can you send a face picture? You know, Everyone has a certain, like I said, I'm not looking to have a relationship as a person, but there's going to be a physical and mental turn on and connection in order to really enjoy, you know, at that moment. And so we did a speed day. I think we posted it on a Friday and we're like, listen, we can host, we're getting a hotel room, we're looking for a gang bang. We want, you know, we put our desires down and everyone within those desires and outside of those desires message, you know, and we had to go through them. I had like 20 guys that were like, all right, like we're going to meet. As we get closer in the day, half of them are like, oh, something came up, I can't go.

And so now we're down to 10 guys coming to the hotel at like 8 o'clock at night, right? Works out of the downstairs bar. Out of the 10 guys, two guys show up. Yeah, that's unfortunately about right. We have a few drinks. Yeah, and it's like, and like, so we take, you know, it's me and my husband and two guys. I still consider it a gang bang, kind of, right? We go upstairs and it was just,

Kathy, it wasn't a turn on. It was like, it wasn't as hot as I thought it was going to be. It was, I think it was, I don't know, maybe the two planned thing. Like maybe we definitely did a gang bang at the club or at the house. Like, I had a little bit of anxiety. The two guys that show up were decent looking, clean cut guys. They weren't fully my style. So I wasn't physically turned on before we even got into the foreplay.

And then I felt like, I don't know, I find sometimes. the little younger guys are more there just for themselves and not realizing that what their role is and why we seek them. Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. Like, it was just more of a, let me fuck you like a jackrabbit, you know, like I need more. I think they don't know that women need more stimulation. I think some of these guys watch too much porn. Yeah, for sure. I think the younger ones, yeah, that's the problem. The younger ones have a hard time. And then the guys that are our age, I have them up on a statue of like being at like my husband's level and I'm like there's no way this guy's 50 years old. He looks like he's about 65.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I don't know if they're lying about their age or they just aged horrific. I mean, I'm not going to put, and I could vouch for the fact that you guys look great for your age because I have picks of you guys, which will be on my Patreon. I'm not going to put your faces on there. I will cut them out, but they'll be able to see. I mean, but I can vouch for you that, yeah, you don't look like or your husband, your age. So therefore, if you do get a guy that kind of does, because some people do look a lot older. Yeah, it's hard to find.

I find most of the guys that I've, the one gentleman in the pilot is the same age. He looks phenomenal. And most of the other guys have honestly been in their late 30s. Right. I don't find that. But the guys in their younger 30s, they end up like last minute. Like they'll be like decent looking and, you know, I don't think it's them having a problem being with an older woman. I think the problem is I think they get scared.

I think they see some of the ratings we have. I think that they get nervous. Yeah, intimidated. You know that maybe they're not going to be able to perform or something. Yeah, I'm sure it's intimidating. Yeah, we have one guy that we had a three-sum, well, we actually had a five-sum, the one night at the club, but he met us at the club. He was nice looking, and I kind of get anxiety because he do still go to lifestyle club. I enjoy it for the cost to get into the club.

Sometimes it's just about me and my husband. And we go there. We watch people. It's a turn on for us. And then we go home and have great sex. A lot of times we don't even have sex to the club. But we did meet a single guy a couple weeks ago. Ended up having a threesome with him.

He's definitely, I'm using that word professional in the threesome category because he knew what his role is. He didn't overcross any boundaries. We didn't have to discuss any rules. He understood everything. It was a hot night. So then we met him there again, actually last week. and at the lifestyle club that we go to, the private rooms have like a tinted window

where you can look into the other room. And there was a really hot couple in there having sex. We were having a threesome. All of a sudden I look up, she's getting done from behind by her guy, and they're watching us through the window. It's like in my, you know, come drunk state, I was like, oh, they're really hot, wave them over.

So we wave them over, and all of a sudden they exit the room. And we're like, oh my gosh, they're really coming over. And so then we hear them knocking on the room next to us. They're knocking on the room door. So my husband opens the door. And he says, hey, you guys, we're over here. They come in.

They were in, I would say, maybe middle 30s. Absolutely gorgeous. He was huge. They huge everything. Huge cock, huge body, like a 6'5 football player body. She was like a stripper body, like a stripper body, like a blonde, like just absolutely gorgeous. And I'm like, we are now in this private room, me and my husband, a single guy, and

this drop-dead gorgeous couple. And we're all fooling around together. And it was crazy. And then I, she starts telling him, fuck her, fuck her. They didn't speak English very well, but there's some things that are universal. Yeah. So she starts saying, fucker, fucker, and then he, his cock was so large, he could hardly get a magnum condom on it.

Wow. He starts fucking me as she's styling my face. My husband and the single guy are kind of standing behind him. And the single guy goes to my husband, is she okay? And I go, yeah, I think she's okay. Why? He goes, that guy's awfully large. He goes, she seems like she's okay.

And it's just the whole, that was so erotic. That's something that, and I think like that is also kind of like a gang bang. But I think because it was so spontaneous and so hot, it was so much better than the thing that we tried planning at the hotel. Right. think when you try planning something, there's too much anxiety built up and you can't relax as much. You kind of just have to go with the flow and go with the moment, maybe. Yeah, that kind of makes sense. And you could probably wind up finding more guys at the Swingers Club in one night than you wound up wrangling to the gang bang.

It's hard, I think, to put that kind of thing together offsite. And that's why I think Swingers Clubs and Swingers parties are so much easier. You'll hear Ed and Phoebe talking about the fact that they never really went on the apps to go meet couples and people. because they just found that it was just so much easier to find someone that they were interested in at a swingers party or a club because there's more choices. So it's kind of like you could pick and choose whereas if you're on the apps or you're weeding through so much and you can't really get a vibe of somebody. So I think it's hard off-site to set up a gangbag. You're more likely to be into it and it makes sense that you are more successful and more horny for what took place at the club. Right, right.

And I think club is hard too. Some nights we go there and it's definitely an older crowd. Some nights we go there and it's a creepy crowd. Some nights we go there and we're like, wow, I've never seen some need hot people in one room. I mean, maybe that has to take and play with, you know, how come drunk we are, maybe. We visualize people differently. I don't know. I think that's any bar.

When I went out drinking in regular bars that I weren't even swingers clubs, you know, you'd go out every night looking to pick up people and meet guys, hot guys, and, you know, you could go five nights and it's all no one attractive. And then one night it's like the best night. I just think that that's just anywhere is like that, you know? Yeah. Right?

Yeah. And the swingers club to us, they swing great music. Better than a normal nightclub. You know, you bring your own bottle. It ends up being, like I said,

some nights we don't do anything. We just sit there and people watch and we can connect and talk. And some nights we go in the back and we have crazy, spontaneous things. Or some nights we go in the back room and we just have sex with each other and leave. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or like we'll start to have sex. And I'll tell them. Don't come. Don't come. We're going to finish this at a whole. home, you know. It's like you find sometimes you can't fully relax. And it's funny because, you know, you bring your bottle home and has a number on it.

So my kids are always like, why does a bottle of a number on it? We're like, oh, we went to a house party and they had a bartender. And we picked the number so that we could tell them instead of putting a name on a bottle, we put it in there like, okay. And then they just look away. Oh, yeah, that's hilarious. My oldest is a girl. And sometimes she'll be like, where are you going dressed like that?

I don't know how many times we can go to. top 42 or yeah whatever you're using as the words it's so funny they have no idea would you say that this is all would you say that this is all attributed to the HRT that you most likely wouldn't have gone down

this path I mean you were probably going down more of the path of like what is more typical when people get into their 50s a lot of the time where just you know your sex life you just get farther and farther away from it and then you get to the point where like a lot of my callers the ones who are cheating and stuff or, you know, talking about how they haven't had sex in so long, you know,

but you guys, it sounds like you were going more towards that and then the hormones just got you right back on track. I think so. I honestly think, and I don't, like I said, think just because someone says HRT, they're going to want to be a hot wife and they're going to have three sons and doing gang banks. I think maybe our mental state was always been there since we were young. Totally, yes. And I think that that enhanced it.

I think also seeing a couple our age not happy, realizing we don't. want to be that couple. We're still very much into each other. I know the guys at work, he's my husband. They're like, how do you want to go? Like, they want to take them out for drinks after work. And he was like, no, I'm going to go home. And my wife are going to go work out and, you know, have dinner or whatever. And they're like, why do you want to be with your wife all the time? He's like, listen, I'll go out with you for drinks, but she's going to give me a blowjob in the car. I can't get a blowjob from you in the car, you know. So like, we've always had a very connected sexual relationship, but I definitely think that we were falling into. We've been together a long time.

it's normal to have sex once and twice a month. And since then, now he'll tell little stories to his friends and his friends at work, obviously not all the stories because that's our lifestyle, private life, and we would never bring that into our normal life. Because, you know, we're this couple that met at a high school football game when we were 15, and we got three kids in a white fence. And these are things that even the neighbors would be, like, shocked. They just wouldn't believe it, even if anything, they'd be like, there's no way.

There's no way Kelly's like that. That's the whole point of my show. side all the time with the, yeah, but you know, it's our hidden little dirty secret, and I like that about ourselves. And I become the reserve one at work. And my other friend who has a, you know, co-worker who hasn't had sex in seven years, they think she's the wilder one. I don't like, if they only know, but I don't need to prove anything to them. I can tell anyone my secrets or anything. But he has talked a little bit more openly than I have to people he's worked with only about our own sex life. And he had a friend at work. They're a little bit older. She's in our late 50s. And he kept telling him, his wife, sex was a very, very painful. her. She was getting arthritis in her hands. She had very bad vaginaldriness where she told him it felt like

she had glass inside her private area when they had sex and even we wasn't helping that. And she, we gave them our doctor's information. We have nothing to gain if they use our doctor. Yeah. I just feel like I want everyone to have sex like we have sex now, you know. Yeah. So he gave them information. They went. It took about nine months. It was almost her third pellet where it actually kicked in, but she was menopausal. Yeah, that's different. You were in menopausal, yeah. Right.

It only took three weeks for us. And I think for her, it took longer. They have like a big lifted pickup truck, and they could never go out to dinner in his truck because she couldn't get in and out of it. Her knees, in addition to her now chasing him around the house wanting sex, he now just went around the holidays for his first pilot because he couldn't, he was pretending he was sleeping. She was sending him messages from the bedroom letting, you know, hey, I put the phone for you, forget the football game, come meet me in my bed, I'm lonely.

And he'd be like, oh, I didn't get the message till the morning. I fell asleep watching the football game because he said he couldn't have sex anymore. But she also told him, like, it doesn't hurt my knees to get up into the pickup truck. So it has other benefits. For sure. But it took her nine months because she was so far into the menopause. And I think he told my husband they don't need lube anymore and it's not painful for them to have sex. And he's like, I think we're having more sex now than we did in our 40s.

Yeah, that's amazing. And maybe she started menopause early, you know. Yeah. No, and I know that when that guy was, no, I was going to say when that guy was on talking about HRT, he was saying that, you know, a guy, even for guys, they could take Viagra, it's going to get their dick hard. But replacing hormones that are being lost or dwindling, you know, is not just going to change your sex drive.

It's going to change a lot of things because your hormones are related to so much of what's going on in your body. So it's not just going to change your sex drive. It's going to, like you said, make you less tired, women that are men's plus crabby, a lot of things. Like that woman, she gets, her knees don't hurt. Yeah. And I think a lot of couples as they get into the 50s age group, what they read is what is the norm is, you know, maybe having sex once a month or, you know, maybe waking up still groggy or, you know, their hands are starting hurting. And it's okay.

And I was like, why is it okay if you can take something? something to make it not feel that way. Why can't I still have a lot of energy at three, five in the afternoon? You know, why can't we have sex at night and then wake up in the morning and have sex again before we go to work or, you know, if we don't have time, normal to masturbate because I want to, you know, I want that sneeze to be satisfied. Yeah, you want to scratch that fucking it. And just so you know, a sneeze is that it. And I just say, you know, the reason why you attribute, like you make the reference to a sneeze, a sneeze is, because I used to be like, oh, when I'm trying to sneeze and the build up to a

sneeze and then sneezing. It kind of feels like a mini orgasm. I don't know why. And then I googled it. And just so you know, the most, like, closest thing to an orgasm is a sneeze. Like every part of, like, your nerve endings are being hit. I don't know. There was something when I Google that there is a correlation between an orgasm and a sneeze.

So it is a great thing for you to pick to make the comparison. Yes. And Google University doesn't lie. Yes. I go there too. So do you. All right, listen, I have picks of you guys so people can see how fucking good you look. We didn't, no offense what your guy's name is.

We didn't need you on this call. You did a great job at telling the story and sticking on track and doing your thing. And your episode will very soon. Probably not, because this Monday I have Ed and Phoebe. I'm probably going to put it on Monday after that. And I hope it'll, you know, change people's minds towards the pellet or interested in it, you know. it's yeah i'm going on those fucking pallets from all you people in your stories like i'm getting off my other hormones and going on you can become drunk too yes exactly i want to become drunk i'm jealous listening

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