Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 609 - GIRL TALK: Let's Talk About Sex! A Q&A with Kathy

Episode Date: March 17, 2023

This one is super fun army guest Emerson Parker interviews me. Emerson Parker wrote A Season of Sexual Novelty, a journal for couples, that includes 365 questions that will get your partner talking about sex. How did he come up with all the questions and why did he decide to write the book? Tune in to find out then hear Emerson ask Kathy a ton of questions from his book including whether or not she’d be into pegging a guy, how she feels about being watched while having sex, whether or not she wants to hear about her partners past sexcapades, where her erogenous zones really are, whether she enjoys quickies or not, whether she’d be down for sex on the daily for one month straight plus hear her answer and reveal a whole lot more. To buy his book A Season of Sexual Novelty,click here: https://www.amazon.com/Season-Sexual-Novelty-Journal-Couples/dp/B0BPQLTXQP **To see anonymous pics of most of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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guest today. His name is Emerson. And he wrote a book. His book title sucks. Okay. It's a season of sexual novelty. It's a journal, 365 day journal with 365 questions that you could ask your partner to find out more about what they're into when it comes to S-E-X. I know people hate when I fucking spell it that word, but I like to do it sometimes. So he wanted to come on and talk about it. And I was like, why don't we do this really fun thing where you come on and I'll pick some questions that I'll answer and you pick some questions and we'll sort of mock up with what a couple would do with his book. I think it's really great. I have heard on my show many times from couples that the key to letting their freak flag fly with each other has been communication, has been them listing out the

things that they're into and having a specific conversation about that. So I think his book is great. It's a conversation starter. He's come up with, like I said, 365 questions you could ask your partner that will lead to you finding out so many different things. He asks me like maybe like 10 questions and you're going to find out so much about me when you hear them because we've, like I said, we mocked it up. He was like my partner asked me the questions and I gave him some answers and you'll see what's interesting is you'll see that like a lot of these questions just not only do you answer them you wind up answering more you know they wind up bringing up so much stuff that you could learn from besides he learning more about me on this episode you'll also get some good tips I think we came

across some good tips in this call too he asked me some questions to start off like oh what's your first Hollywood crush what's your best body feature he asked me if I had any pet peeves you wait till you hear about that one you might have it too. He talks about whether how I would feel if I walked in on someone having sex, if I like being watched when I have sex, would I like to peg a guy, whether I want to hear about my partner's sex capades, whether I like thigh highs, pantyhows, tights, where other than my home, I'd like to have sex. What's my favorite place for my partner to kiss me? Whether I like quickies, whether I could have sex every day for a month. Where do I get confidence from? When I'm, I'm a favorite. I'm

I'm not confident. That was like another one that I was like, oh, where did that come from? But let me tell you, like, when he asked me that question, I gave like a really interesting answer that I didn't even know was in me. So you do wind up, I think not only learning a lot about your partner, by you answering the questions, you also learn stuff about yourself, sometimes just like putting things together because you have to sort of makes a light bulb go off. And that's what his book is all about. We talk about all that kind of stuff. It's so much more than just the answers to the questions. You're going to learn a lot about me. You're going to get a lot of time. tips at super interesting episode. I had fun. It's actually very entertaining. You're totally

going to enjoy it. I think you should definitely get his book, especially if you want to bring some stuff up with your partner or spice some things up in the bedroom. It is the number one key to living out your fantasies and being more open and up front with what you fucking want. And that's only going to help you and your partner. Trust me, your partner has secrets too. I promise you. Everybody does. This is going to help bring them out. I will put a link to his book in the description. So anyway, I'm going to be right back on with Emerson. Hi, Emerson Parker.

Hello. Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous Podcast. How are you today? I'm doing pretty well. It's kind of early here, but that's nice. Cool. Well, listen, Emerson Parker, you emailed me because you wrote a book. I'm always impressed with someone that wrote a book, writes about Rod a book.

because I wrote a book, okay, and unless you've ever read one, you just can't even imagine how hard it is. And people don't think, like, you have to write a table of contents. You have to get the cover. You have to write the back,

the about the author, you have to format it. You have to fucking write it. You have to do a beginning, an ending, a forward. Like, there's so much that goes into writing a book. So it's always a very big accomplishment

for anyone, you know, so you should definitely be proud of yourself. You sound young to me, Emerson. How old are you, by the way? I'm in my early 30s. Okay, yeah, that's young. I started the book, though, when I was in my late 20s, though.

So, yeah, it took me a little while. Yeah, for sure. I get that. It took me many a long time, too, you know. Your book is called, let's just put this out there, your book is called A Season of Sexual Novelty, which I already told you off air, I think, is a very terrible title, because I think actually the book is really fun.

What you did, and I think it was like a real, great idea. It's like every single day, it's, uh, you have a question that you can ask your partner about sex that you both answer and you learn all about each other. I think it's like really great idea because like anything that prompts couples to get talking about their sex life is always super beneficial. And you wrote 365 different questions to ask each other. And I think that that's great because who has the fucking time to think of those questions? Do you know what I mean? Yeah, that was actually one of the more difficult parts just thinking of the questions. And then also the order of them. So the book actually starts off kind of in a much more kind of just like, I don't know,

you could say calm place where you're just getting to kind of know each other. And it gets couples just comfortable talking about sex itself, right? So it's not necessarily talking about fantasies at that point, just talking about it. And then it kind of moves into that later in the book. And so, I mean, it does have 365 questions. You can do much. more than one question per day. Some people get excited and they're just like, yeah, let's do four or five. But what it allows is kind of this, you know, gradual, like, move into different things. And then it also provides you with a place to write notes in the book. So you kind of have, you know, answers. And it's supposed to have full discussions from it, right? So you're not supposed to give just like a one word

answer. And that's kind of how the questions are written to. So you're not just saying just yes or no or something, but you actually get to have that discussion. So you get to find out the person's, like, feelings on things. Yeah, you're flushing it out and it gets a, it creates a conversation. You know, it's not a, like you said, it, it promotes that. Yeah. So like if I can give you one example, just like a really common example, right? Like an anal, right? But a lot of times if you go online or you look at like a quiz or a survey online, it'll say something like, do you want a triennial or do you want to have anal sex or something like that? And what I found the problem is, is that that's kind of just a lot by itself, right?

Because anal can mean a lot of different things, right? It doesn't just mean a cock up someone's ass, right? It could also mean, right, like sliding a finger inside someone while you're having sex. It could be licking someone's butt. It could just be wearing a butt plug while you're having sex. Yeah. Or if you have a vagina, it means you could be doing like DP or something. So, I mean, like, there's a lot to that.

So that's what the book actually goes through. So it doesn't just ask the one question. It asks like multiple questions. And then another one that it asks, is, for example, what do you think people who are having anal sex get out of it, right? And what do you think the people who don't like it? Why don't you think they like it? And so what that does is it makes it less personal because when a question sometimes is really personal, people can get really defensive because it's like, oh, it's about me.

Yeah, good point. But if you're considering it, it's like, okay, people are obviously out there doing this. And it's not because they just think, you know, getting fucked up the ass is the key to eternal life or someone. It's like they must enjoy it on some level. Yeah. Right. So they must be, you know, doing it because they're getting some pleasure from it. So then you kind of have to step back and look at that next to examine it. And so that's what it does. Yeah, that's a great idea. How did such a young guy come up with this? Because typically, I feel like people that would need this or like old or been in a long term relationship. And a lot of times sex goes out the window. But you're just like so young. How the fuck did you come up with this great idea for couples that have been together for a long time? I mean, I think it's great even for new couples too, of course. I think it is for new couples. It has to do almost with kind of my own dating history. So someone I met quite some time ago, that's how I got the idea for the book, but they were sexually open, but pretty inexperienced.

And so I thought, okay, so we had some discussions about sex. And so I thought, okay, why don't I just write out a list of things that they might be into or could try? And some of the stuff I was into, some of the stuff I wasn't into. And some of the stuff was like, you know, people are just. commonly into it. And I decided to write down also some reasons why people are into those things. I did some research on it. So then time goes on, I end up getting with someone else. And to be, you know, be really frank, she was a freak. And but she was really low key about it. Family was like, very strict Muslims. And so she was just like, oh, okay, yeah, I'm really good. I'm a good girl.

And then like after you got to know her a little bit, she would just be like, you know, we'd be talking and she'd be like oh you know when you have sex do you ever like call people names or anything you know and i'd be like yeah sure of course and then like a couple days later she'd be like oh you know you know when you have sex do you ever like put your hand on someone's throat not to choke them just like just like just like just to hold them you know yeah like i don't know if i've ever done it but like and then she's like oh you said you like dirty talk too and i was like okay do you want me to just you know, talk dirty to you and like grab you around the neck. And she was like, yeah, yeah.

And so it was just like this thing, you know, and so I finally just said, you know, we can just talk about this stuff. You don't have to try to like bring it up. I'm not going to be like offended or something. And then to make a long story short, we ended up kind of getting through that very short list of 16 things that I had written out. Cheching. That's fun.

Right. Yeah. But she wanted to try like a lot more stuff. And so I thought, you know, it's great that we can have open conversations about this, but it's like because we start off so early in the relationship talking about it, it was super easy. But for people who maybe didn't start off their relationship like that, it's really different. So then I thought, you know, it would be nice to add more things to this and then publish it so that people who have a different basis or a different type of relationship can actually still talk about it because I have a good amount of friends. And I would say I have a good mix of.

of male friends and female friends. But they both have told me at different occasions that like, oh, I'd like to try this. I'd like to try that. But I'm really kind of worried that my partner is either going to think that A, I'm a slut or something or B, they're going to think that I'm weird because I ask them to do X, my Z. And so what the book actually does is it takes all that pressure off. And you can just talk about, you know, every single thing that comes up in the book. And then you kind of know the person's feelings.

And you can say, you know, yeah, we should, we should give that a shot, you know. you don't have to I don't know I don't have to come out and say it all yourself I guess yeah no I love it I just think you know and maybe I'll cut this out

but your whole fucking book looks like a 90 year old wrote it the cover is terrible like it's such a cool idea like I don't know what sexual novelty even means you have a picture of a leaf on there I mean I don't fucking get your mark

there's no season it's nothing it does it has to do with sex fix this fucking book and you'll sell so many you could sell it to urban outfitters. I don't know what's your problem, okay, but I'm going to help you because I think it's a really good idea. I know from talking to people for eight years that something like this can really help people and people do need it.

And I think, you know, you did all the work that other people don't want to do, which is figure out all those questions and stuff to prompt those conversations that are super important for all of the reasons that you just stated. So, you know, I'm going to sell you some books. on this podcast, but you need to fix the fucking title and the cover, okay? And then make it an app or something like that. It's great. It's a great idea.

So what I thought would be super fun is for me and you to come up with some questions and you could ask me them and I could answer and we could like talk about why it's important. I don't know. That's what I figured I, you know, because typically listen, I'm talking to people about their life stories, you know, not talking about a book or whatever. But I thought this would be super fun if maybe we started to ask those questions on the call. And that would get it. I'm sure like a lot will come out of that.

You know, so I had you write down some questions. I went through your book and found some questions that I thought would be interesting to ask me. So my listeners will get an idea of what your book's about. They'll learn more about me and maybe other things as well. Because it's just going to start conversation between me and you. That's what your book is. It's a fucking conversation starter, you know? So let's see how far.

we could go with this. All right. Sounds good. So we'll start off with something kind of a little bit more tame, I guess. So when you were, you know, younger, right, let's say maybe teenage years or something like that, was there a book or a television or movie character that you had a crush on? Yeah, the guy named Will, this guy named Willie Ames. And the weird thing about it was like so many years later when I first started my podcast

and I needed a website. My friend gave me his website guy and he lived right next door to Willie Ames and he was like a crackhead now but you know that was my crush. I'm sorry but that's my story. No, no, no. There's no wrong answer

really. Yeah, it was Willie Ames. I mean, listen, I'm a fucking talker. Any question you're going to ask me, I'm going to probably, I could go on probably for 30 minutes. Okay. All right. Here's the next one for you. What body part are for yourself are you particularly proud of hmm like just one i mean listen i have always had a good body if you had to choose one yeah you had to just choose one okay like one and a runner up let's do that

one in a runner up i always had great tits i mean like i got standing ovations for them when i was younger like people would be wouldn't believe me that they were real and they make me show them and then like everyone clapped at one time i had guys be like oh my god i've never seen anything so great the first time I saw them. So I always had great tits because I and I was very skinny and they were like big for my size and that was not as common as it is nowadays. Now every girl is born with boobs. Okay. But in my day, nobody had tits like if you were skinny. So it was I think it was that for sure. Okay. All right. Well, you're the worst partner. You don't even talk back. Okay. The whole point is that the conversation with your partner is not going to go like this. You're like.

So you're asking me like a doctor. No, no, no. You should like, you know, I thought it would be like, you know, I don't know. I mean, the way that the conversation goes is like I would say all that and then you would say stuff back. But you're like very clinical. You know, you're asking me. That's why you have such a bad title and a bad cover. It's this part of your person.

Yeah, it is. It takes thought. But that's part of the personality also wrote the book. That's the other thing. Yeah, that's why you got it done and made it fucking happen, right? Yeah. Sorry. Okay.

Keep going. Just you be you. Don't worry. I'm going to ask you some fucking questions. Okay, sure. All right. You're in a relationship. What is like a major pet peeve for you when you're in a relationship with someone?

Oh, I have a very big pet peeve. It's called mesophonia. And any partner of mine is going to know about this pet peeve because the first time he takes me out to dinner, which he's going to fucking do because I love to eat food. Okay. I'm going to sit across from him and he's going to be told that he can. not chew with his mouth open or it is a deal breaker. I'll fucking go home.

I cannot hear people chewing with their mouth open. So that's my pet peeve. You know, when I was younger, this is just another story. No, this is good. This is what you need to do. Okay, good, okay. You take good notes. This was right in high school.

Yeah. And I worked at this restaurant. And there was a Russian woman that I worked with. And we were decently good friends. And I chewed a lot of gum when I first, like, got up. Yeah, I know. But I chewed a lot of gum. And she would always say, don't smack your gum.

Don't smack your gum. And, like, I don't remember we were talking. And she had been telling me this for, like, I was probably close to a year. And one day I was talking to her. And she could get away with this because she was a pretty cool person. But she just slapped me, like, right in the face. Because she was, like, I don't know, like 10 years or something older than me. And she was like, I don't know, like 10 years or something older than me.

And she was like, she was like, Like, I told you to stop smacking your gum. Yeah, that's my fantasy. I'm just going to tell you that when you hear somebody, yeah, when you hear somebody really smacking, you think of violence. You, in your mind, you think of punching them, strangling them, stabbing their eyes out with a knife. Like, you feel hatred for that person because of that noise coming out of the mouth. Like, nothing you've ever experienced before. And I give her fucking credit for actually slapping you.

And now cancel culture is going to come and take this clip. and you know, send me to back. It wasn't that bad. But, you know, no, but I, it was mostly playful. It's so hilarious that she actually let her body do what her body wanted to do, which is create physical harm to you. Yeah, it's called mesophonia. She had the disease.

It's not that uncommon. It's actually, you know, it's, you know, I'm so glad when I finally found out that there was a name for it because people would get really like, you're such a fucking bitch, Kathy. Like, fuck off. Like, shut the fuck up. And it's like, do you actually think I want to be like this? It rules my life. I can't go to a movie without like things in my ear.

One time I actually put tissue in my ear because I forgot my ear plugs. And it went so far in my ear. I had to go to the fucking doctor to city MD and have them take it out because I couldn't get it out of my ear. Like that's how psychotic this thing affects people. Nobody would wish it on their worst enemy. And it's a real terrible thing that exists. So if your friend tells you not to chomps, just don't fucking chomp. They're not being an asshole.

They can't help it. They wish they couldn't care less about your chewing, but they do. And if you do your DNA, like 23 and me, like my 23 and me says, I have mesophonia. It's in my fucking genes. So fuck off everybody that thinks that people that can stand chomper's are just irritating. It's a real thing. Okay, next question. Okay.

Sorry, listen, I'm going to make this episode interesting, okay? Don't worry about it. No, you know, it's totally fine. I like it, actually. Yeah, go on. What is something that you would like to learn sexually? Oh, I have a lot of things. Two things that my listeners know if they really,

the ones who really know me know that I'm dying to squirt. And the other thing is like I'm very impressed by girls who could deep throat and I can, but I would love to know how. It's not, you know, it's like a circus trick. I'm very impressed with people that could do both of those things. Oh, as well as multiple orgasm. Yeah, for sure. I have three things.

Those are my three things. Okay. I think most of those are things you can learn. So, I mean, it just takes time or I don't know. I don't think so. I don't know. I've been trying to squirt my whole life. I think I have a block.

It's called pokey, pokey, but we won't get into it. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, I've heard about that. I've listened to the podcast a bit. Oh, okay. know about my pokey, pokey thing. I don't like thin thing. So the thing, so and I think that that whole thin finger little poking around, feeling around thing really stops me because I get two in my head with that. So yeah, that's that. Okay. Okay. So it kind of changed gears here. I'll ask you

another question. Let's say you left your house, right? Let's say your partner's there or something. or maybe you're going over to their place. You have a key or something. You let yourself in. You walk in on them and they are masturbating and using a dildo on themselves. They have no idea that you're there. A, what would you think and B, what would you do? You know, I probably would laugh because I would feel their horror of being caught, right?

I think that's embarrassing. I think in porn, you, everyone, thinks that the answer to this question is in porn, it would be like, oh my God, I'd fucking take my clothes off and get wet and like, fuck him and it's so hot and then I'd be shoving that dildo inside me too. But in reality, I think what happens in that scenario? I would laugh because I would feel so embarrassed for that person getting caught because I know that they would be embarrassed. But I would really then, because I am super empathetic, would want to make them feel very okay about what they were doing. Like I would never want them to feel bad about it. And I would

just want them to know that it's no fucking big deal. Okay. All right. Yeah, I haven't had anything like that personally happen to me or walked in on anyone doing something like that. But I, yeah, I think the best way to do it is just to kind of let them know that whatever it is, you know, provided it's not illegal. It's just fine, right?

Yeah, exactly. And then talk about it. Yeah, absolutely. And maybe you could be like, what were you turned on by? But I think that that's a real sensitive thing. in that person, they're doing something in private. The things that we do in private, we all hold for ourselves. You know, your whole life is spent out in, not in private.

So we all have our little alone times, and that's our own fucking business. And so if you catch someone in that time, it's very unfortunate for that person because that's a horrifying experience, whether it's your kid, your partner, anyone, you know? Yeah. I have a son. I mean, he's not old enough yet for that, but, you know, shit like that. you hear stories like that. Yeah, you do.

And I've heard from some of my other friends about times that they have walked in on their partners. Usually it's not anything too crazy, but sometimes it's usually something they're watching that's a little bit more like not what they're necessarily doing to themselves. Of course. But they have on. Yeah, but and that's where your book comes in handy. Because if they had your book and they had already talked about their shit that they're into, it won't be that crazy that they're.

They're jerking off to, you know, guy on guy porn and they're a guy. You know, you might already know that they might have a thing for that kind of thing every now and then, you know? It is. Yeah. Okay. Next question. All right. So please describe how it would make you feel to have sex in front of an uncovered window and a high-rise hotel or something else, like a high-rise apartment or something like that.

Oh, I'd be totally into that. I have a little bit of an exhibition aside, like thinking someone would see or maybe, you know, I'd have to, but I also have, I also think so much that I would have to get past feeling like worried about it when I wasn't horny. You know, because I think like when you're horny, you're in a different state, right? It's like you're fucking drunk. So at that time, you're not worried that people are watching. You're turned on by it. But when you're not drunk and you're not horny, you were like thinking, oh my God,

what if somebody sees me? So I think it would be best for me if we started someplace where there was no window. You get me fucking drunk, meaning horny, and then you move me over to the window. And then at that point, I'm going to be getting off on the fact

that somebody might be watching. Get it? So I think that that's actually a tip to other couples too. So not a start there, but maybe finishing at the window. Yeah, good way to say it. Perfect. Yeah.

I think that that's key. For me, at least. And I think maybe for other people, too, people will be listening and be like, oh, yeah, she's right. Like, that's how I feel too. Like, maybe we can make it work that way, you know? I mean, because what I'm hoping with this episode is people don't just get to know about me, but like there are some tips and stuff within it, are you right? And I think that that's a good tip.

Like, if you want to do something like that and be super open, get yourself horny first. And then when you're in that place, then start having some conversations or do things. you might be more likely to do that when you're horny than when you're completely not. Yeah, and just another kind of just tip to throw in there. A lot of times people, I don't know, want to like talk about sex when like right before they're having sex. Like it's just, it kind of comes in your mind. You're like, oh, wait, just talk about this right now. Like obviously you should like, you know, talk about consent and all that.

But like, it's not a great idea to just like try to bring up. all the stuff you want to try and do just before you're having sex. The other person really does need time to actually take it in and like think about it and get details from you in a, like, a neutral place. Yeah, that's like it. It's nice to do like when you're like on a walk or just like you have time and you're not actually trying to do something like right after. A lot of times I think it just overwhelms people to have to hear it.

And then they're going through, you know, whatever, having sex. And then it's like, oh my gosh, they just told me this, this and that. I don't know what they want. You know. Yeah, they might get in their head about it. Yeah, exactly. And that's the worst place to be when you're pulling around.

Yeah, you've got to be out of your head to have good sex, right? You don't want to be thinking about anything. And that's where your book comes into play because this is something that you could use at any time. You're not going to be doing these questions when you're having sex. It would be at another time. So you can really discuss it and talk about it and devour it and then think about it and then whatever. All right.

So there's another question for you. Would you put out a harness and a dildo and penetrate your partner, right? This is regardless of sex or gender or whoever they are if you had a partner. And they told you they wanted this. How would you feel about doing that with them? I would totally do it. You know, if I'm into somebody and they're into something, like I'm down to try anything. Like I'm like a, I'm not a people pleaser.

and then I do whatever somebody wants, but the competitive part of me always wants to succeed, so, and be the best. So if some guy wants me, he's like, I'm going to fucking do it, and I'm going to do it fucking good. Okay, so yeah, I'd strap it on and fuck him in the ass.

That, if that's what he was into. Now, if it was a guy that needed me to do that all the time, I don't know that I could sign up for that, right? Because it's not something that I'm totally into. But you know what? Maybe I would be into it if I saw that. He was really into it. I don't know.

But I would be very, I would be totally down to trying that for sure. I'm curious, have you ever pegged someone or is that not something you've ever done? No, and it's funny. I did have, no, I had a boyfriend when I was really young. He's in the book called Big Dick Nick. That was his name. And he was like, he had a, the girlfriend before me did that to him.

And I remember thinking, because I was really young at the time that I dated and I was in my 20s. And my 20s is different than your 20s. Your 20s, you're growing up in a very open society where pegging is like you know about it. in my 20s, you never heard of anything except Vanilla sex. So that I remember thinking was so weird that she did. Like, I can't believe it. But it's a different time. I'm older.

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slash strictly anon. Dipsy Stories.com slash strictly anon. Or just go to the description and just click on the link to get 30 days of free hot stories. Okay. So no, but the answer is no, I've never done. I've never done that to a guy. I think, you know, a lot of times, there's probably a lot of guys that I dated that were, would have loved for me to do that, you know, but a lot of times guys don't cop to stuff like that.

I just think that there's a lot of guys probably out there that do like to be pegged that would never, that don't cop to it. And that's why these kinds of questions could help. Most likely. And so, yeah, I mean, other guys that I've even talked to have been like, yeah, it's something I would do. But either A, my wife, either wouldn't be into it, a girlfriend wouldn't be into it, or, like, I don't know, like might feel differently about me afterward, which I think some.

women might, but I think by and large, present, like, if you don't present it in, like, a weird way, there's some other, like, I don't know, people that have podcasts and stuff that talk about that, and they say, like, the presentation, the way you present it is, like, 90% of it. If you're, like, excited and it's, like, something that's cool, and you present it to them, like, oh, we should try this together.

The other person, like, gets excited and gets into it, too, because they kind of, like, get that vibe from you, that's, like, it's just excitement and it's fun. Yeah. But if you come up and it's, like, you looking like really ashamed. You're like, oh, you know, your, your heads down. You're like, oh, I don't know.

I was thinking maybe we could try. Then they kind of like, they get weirded out because I guess they get the vibe from you. Yeah. Like you're not, I don't know. You don't really feel it or something. And then they feel weird about it too. For sure. And so I think a lot of times it's in like just presenting it to the partner that you have.

Absolutely. If you sit them down and you're like, oh my God. You know, I just, I really want to tell you something and I'm but I'm nervous. And if it's something that I'm into, you know. If you pitch it that way, the person might think, oh, there's something deeper here. And I think the biggest thing that a woman would be leery of, and I think I remember when my guy told me about this, I was like, are you gay? Like, do you like dudes? You know, why do you want to dildo up your ass?

And there's plenty of guys that like to be pegged that don't want a dick in their ass. But I think that's the biggest thing that women would think. Yeah. And I heard some other people speak about this, and I said, like, you know, and that's not to say that there are no guys out there that are either by or gay that don't want to be pegged. But they said, assuming that someone is like gay or something because they're getting pegged as like saying a woman's a lesbian because she likes receiving oral. Yeah, I said that. Did you hear that on my podcast? Yeah, it's the same shit.

Possibly I did. I've heard that many times. Yeah, of course. Because it makes the act is like the same thing. It doesn't even make sense. And like to me, because I am a three input girl, I listen, anal is never going to be on the menu every single day. But I like it.

And if it happens, I'm into it. And it feels fucking great. And your asshole is just like my asshole. So I think, you know, anyone can really enjoy it. And I think what stops people like, you know, pokey, pokey stops me from squirting. I think a lot of people don't get into anal because of other reasons and they don't give it a try. You know, guys meet.

might not because they're like, oh, it makes me gay. I don't know why people are so afraid to be gay. First of all, it's rude. And second of all, it doesn't make you gay. Like, you're straight, you're straight. Like, nothing can turn you fucking gay. It's like so dumb. And so I think that it's ridiculous.

But I do think that because it is the act and because guys don't do anal things. And anal is like what homosexual men do that a woman might think. And, oh, does that mean you're gay? That's going to be her. first thought, for sure, even though it doesn't make sense if you think it through. It's definitely different coming from a different generation because I think a lot of times, especially with at least women that are of my own age or just slightly older, slightly younger.

For them, it's like you said, it's not really even that big of a deal for them. That's not every single one because not everyone's going to be the same. But like for a lot of them, it's just like, oh, okay, yeah, you know, sure. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what's so great is that, you know, there are still a lot of old people alive. They will buy your fucking book and they need it, you know? I'm always like 20 years from now.

I have no fucking show, okay? Because all the people that are living all these double lives, they'll be dead and gone, you know, and I'll be almost there too. I honestly think you will, though. I guess I don't know. There are always people from different places and different things. And like stuff is just different for different people. It's just like, I don't know. Some people, it's not socially acceptable for them.

or whatever, or maybe they just have to keep it not secret from their spouse, but maybe just secret from their friends and, like, you know, other people. So. Yeah, well, listen, I love talking about problems. I love peeling back the layers. As long as someone's human being, they have issues and problems and I'll be fucking talking to them. So if I have to pivot one day and I talk about other things, that's fine with me. So yeah, I will be doing my show 20 years from it just might be a little bit different. But my whole point is that the younger generation is very different. But like you said early on, and I think it's a good point.

that even young people could use this book because it's great to start out a relationship being open and keep it that way it's easier than to throw things onto your partner than you know these other couples the older ones who have been together for a really long time and have never told their partners some things it's kind of like that's harder to do so this book could help them as well yeah see i'm promoting your book like crazy okay go on yeah i appreciate i think it i think it is honestly really good, which is why I decided to not keep it just a private list, but actually, yeah, turn it into something a little bit bigger. Yeah, it's smart. Like I said, and you should pat yourself on the back. It's a great, it's a big accomplishment. So go on. All right. This one's kind of two questions rolled into one, but you have a partner and obviously they've had partners before you.

A, how interested would you be in hearing about previous sexual experiences that they had had? And B, if they had, if they had, videos of themselves having sex with other people would you want to see those videos well let me fucking tell you i might have like answered this question differently a couple years ago before it actually happened to me uh i'm going to answer it as myself now and then we'll just discuss this further because it's such an interesting question now listen i because of my podcast i learned things about myself like i i learned that i'm into things that i didn't even realize i was into just from talking to people, you know. And when I started to have on all these guys that were into like the whole cock holding thing,

I started to think like, oh, maybe that's why I asked my booty call guy. Who did you fuck me for me? And he'd always lie. And I knew he was like double dipping and triple dipping on a day. And I'd be like, and he'd always like I'd say, did you fuck anyone else say? And he'd be like, no. And I would say to him like, do you don't understand? Like at this point because we've been fucking for so long, like it would actually be hot to me.

And I didn't, I started to realize that maybe that little thing that I would say. and why I wanted to know was maybe the same thing that guys have. Maybe I'm a cuck whatever it is, not a cuckle, that's a guy. But what it is is a cuck queen. And I do believe I have that. I do like to hear about my partner with other people. I would like that. I was once sent a video of a guy fucking another girl.

And he sent it to me not because he wanted me to see him with someone else, but he thought it looked like me. And he was like, oh, this made me think I was with you. but I was like fucking really turned on by it, okay? And so yeah, I like all of the above. That would be my answer now. Now, if you asked me 10 years ago or I might say like, no, that would make me jealous, you know, I just feel very differently about it now.

I've heard it with a lot of cucks on my show who were very jealous and then figured out how to turn that jealousy, that energy. It's just energy and you're feeling it as jealousy and take that same energy. and turn it into a turn on. And I was like, fuck yeah, that's right. I'll never be jealous again in my life. I'm going to be fucking horny for it. We're going to take that same energy that I had for that

and turn it into something else. And so I think you could do that. I believe in that. And I think it's a great way to pivot your jealousy. Yeah, I have to say I do kind of have some admiration for people who are able to actually like, I don't face things like that. And also be able to like, because I mean, you have to, on some level, you have to really think about it if you if it does actually turn into something that's up that issue, you know, like later on.

And you really have to have some sort of reconciliation with yourself. Yeah. I think in order to actually have that done. But yeah, that's something I think that like you said, it takes time and you really have to kind of like, I don't know, spend some time with it and kind of, you know, feel like, figure out like what's making you feel that, you know what I mean? For sure. actually can make that shift to like actually say oh okay this is not something that makes me feel insecure anymore it's something that makes me feel you know turned on or whatnot yeah look at me I had to talk to people for eight years to figure that out and that's and you know most people are doing that

so I think some people don't even know that about themselves and the only reason why I was able to put that together is by talking to all these people and having these conversations and then I started putting the pieces together but I remember very early on hearing about people who were very jealous and turning that around. And I was like, oh, wow, I felt like you. Like, I really admire them. Like, how do you do that? And but just continue to talk about it and think about it for myself,

I was able to come to the conclusion that that's the way I would roll now. But I'm not the norm. If I didn't have my show, maybe I wouldn't answer that very different. So people should just keep listening to my show because you learn from listening to other people. No, but that is true. Yeah, I mean, that's why I, I've always been a talker and, you know, I talk a lot, but I love listening to people because I feel like it never fails. Light bulbs are always going off when you really listen to other people and you learn from them.

And I have learned a lot about myself through talking other people. And, yeah, I mean, to tell you a little bit more, like even about the book itself, I have been listening to your podcast, I think, for about four, maybe five years. Really? Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. I mean, it's not like every single day. Of course. Of course.

But it's, yeah, it's usually like at least one episode per week. That's my goal, by the way. I'm just going to tell you real quick. Like my goal, the reason why I did three is because I like to have all my topics and I have a very large audience that is into so many different things. And I just want to make sure that everybody at least gets one episode a week that they're fucking into because I want everyone to be happy. And so that's why I do three now. So you're hitting my goal. You got at least one a week.

I'm happy. So go on. Yeah, but like even like some of your guests that you have on, I, that's where I got some of the ideas. We're not not all of them, but a few of them like you do have people on that are just like talking about things. So like you said, listening to people is really big too. Like you should be listening to your partner as well. But yeah, I mean like you listen to other people and other people have different takes on things. And you kind of learn like some of the nuances between like different things. Like I guess like there was the one guy, I guess that was, uh, I'm trying to remember him now. He was the guy who like getting the girls and pretending like he was like gassing them or like, I don't know, like having them breathe them and like knocking them out, I guess.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And like for him it wasn't the fact that they were like sleeping or on concerts. It was like it was the fact that he was actually like making them pass out or whatever. Like, you know, like quote unquote making them pass out. Yeah. isn't actually doing something illegal. Yeah. Yeah.

And so like for me, those two things would have just been the same, like someone asleep or someone like getting knocked out. But like for him it was like, so I mean, there are a lot of different things that I've even realized just listening to this. Like it's not necessarily. There's some things like right on the edge or right next to something else that some people in their mind, they're two completely different things. Yeah.

That's why I love like, I mean, listen, I'm the type person that digs very deep. And I want to know because I really want to see clearly. what's going on. And I think when you ask more questions, the more you talk to someone, the more you really realize what something is. And that's my purpose always on my show is to by asking the questions that I do and getting all the information that people are clearer on where something's coming from, why it is. Like that guy, you know, if you listen to his story, is somebody now listening to what you just said will be like, what a fucking psycho? Like, that's fucked up. Like, what the fuck? He likes to put people down. But if you listen to the whole episode,

episode, okay? And you really listen to his whole story. What you'll learn about that guy is that when he was younger, his cousins played that game with him. Okay. That was like their gameplay, their play when they were really little. So he got wired into that. And when he grew up when he did that, he never finished off. Like when he got to the real sex, it always had to be that she was awake and stuff. You know, it wasn't like a dark thing that most people would think of. If you heard the whole story and how it happened and how it came into play. And if you keep talking to your partner about certain things, you might find out where it comes from, where that line is. And that's why it's so important to ask further and to get further into things. People just want to look. You know, people are like, I always say it's like lazy

thinking. People just want to make a judgment by a headline and end of story. And that's never the fucking case. I know a friend of mine who has a podcast who would never have a cheater on the podcast because, oh, it's a fucking cheater. I give you 300 cheaters on my podcast. Go listen to every one of those fucking episodes. You're probably just going to find a handful of them that are just the biggest fucking scumbag cheaters on the planet. Like what you think are cheaters.

You know what everyone thinks a cheater is. Everyone thinks 100% of cheaters are this kind of cheater. I would say out of all the cheaters on my show, it's probably 10% of them are that kind of scumbag cheater. And I call them out on all the time. It's always a funny episode. I love those really hardcore, just bottom of the barrel cheaters. but most of the other cheaters, there's a story behind it.

And if you really listen, you might feel less judgmental. And you might realize where and why something's happening. And so I think, you know, bring it back to your book, this is why conversation is really important because you don't just hear, oh, I'm into fucking panty hose and I like to wear them. End of story. Go back. Where do that come from?

Why do you feel that way? What does it mean? You got to, and you got to hear the other person out. It's important. Yeah. So two things. A, I'm not condoning cheating, but I do feel like sometimes when people cheat, though, it is because it's like this sort of escape type of thing.

There's so many reasons why people cheat. There's so many reasons. And just when you think you're going to judge somebody else, you might fucking wind up cheating, okay? I am not a cheater, but I cheated. Okay? I've cheated in my life. And I'm not a fucking cheater.

How is that possible? Go listen to my episodes that you. You know, I've talked about it before. I'm not going to go into it here. But that's my whole point. We're human beings. We're all flawed. We make mistakes.

Shit happens. It doesn't mean that it's right. But listen to the whole story. Maybe you'll learn from it. And so I just think that there's so many, like I said, different reasons why people cheat. And you got to hear from each person to really understand it. Not always the same. Coming back to something else you said to change years a bit.

This is another question from the. the book and then we'll do just like a lightning round and just i'll hit a few questions here yeah some of the ones that you you pulled up for yourself and a couple ones i'd like to see answers to um looking at panty hose or stockings if you had to choose and rank from like what you like best to least liked are you a thigh high knee high or a full panty hose person oh i'm definitely thigh high the most I always love thigh-high things. I wear like thigh-high leg warmers all the time to the gym over my things. I love thigh.

When I was younger, there was a time where like a little mini skirt and thigh-high black stockings. I'd wear those with like little booties. I love a thigh high. At least is a nude panty hose. Okay. A nude one. Okay. All right.

Sounds good. And then where do knee-high and panty-hoes? fall there. Knee high, no thanks. That's for guys. And I would say tights I love. You know, a lot of places in Europe people wear knee highs. I know.

I have a girl. I have a woman who started a really cool panty hose line called La Belle. And she was raised in Paris and where she comes from everybody wears that all the time. I mean, it's just like a common thing, you know? And she's like, why the fuck are people not doing that here? and she started this like really cool company and they talk about it. Okay. All right.

Let me see if I can get to a few more of these here. If you have sex outside your home, if you were to have sex outside your home, where would be your preferred place to do it? At home? Outside your home. Oh, outside of home. Yeah, that's what I thought. Because I think I wrote that one down on your thing. You know what?

This is, I think maybe I've mentioned this before, but I'm always asking about car sex. I think there's something really hilarious as well as something really hot about car sex because it's like a cheating fantasy. You know what I mean? Unless you're 17, you know, if you're having sex in your car, you're fucking cheating. You're doing something bad. It's like not allowed. And I think that part of it would be hot. It would be like let's do like a cheating fantasy fuck in the backseat of a car in a parking lot.

We're coworkers. We're cheating on our spouse. You know, something like that. So I think that's where it would be. I also love hotel rooms. I get horny in a hotel room. I don't know what it is, but give me any hotel room. I mean, I only like five-star hotels, but like give me a hotel room.

And like, I don't know. I'm just horny in there for some reason. I think everyone feels that way. I don't know why. How many responsibility there? Yeah, I don't know what it is about the hotel room. There's something about a bed and a place and that I get torn. horny and I don't like I said I think that a lot of people feel that way.

All right. Where is your favorite place to have a partner kiss you that's not on your mouth? There is like a weird place on my back that someone found one day and I was like what the fuck that is like attached to my pussy like it goes straight down like there's a line that goes from there to there and it's right on my back like right on the top like right on the top like in the middle of one side. It's like that area. I've also.

Like shoulder blade? Yeah, yeah. Like in the back by the shoulder blade for sure. If somebody makes out with that and like I could really, oh my God, like that, I could do that for like 40 minutes and it's super hot. And there is though another place that I used to do when I was over. I haven't done the armpit thing in a long time. But let me tell you, any place where you are tickled, okay, you and you go to town on that with like your mouth and your tongue and you make it, you could, you could really. drive someone fucking crazy. So armpit, inside of the elbow, you know, any kind of ticklish

place is always hot as well. So I used to teach a lot of guys about how hot it is to get your armpit, like if you go to town on someone's armpit, you got to take the deodorant off because there is nothing grosser than deodorant in your mouth. But if you wash that shit off and go down on someone's armpit, try it tonight. It's good. It's really good. So armpit, back of the thing. Places that you wouldn't expect, I think it'd be very hot. There are so many erogenous zones on our body that I think people don't know about. But if you start off with all the ones that make you tickle and take someone's mouth and make them go down on you there, you're going to like it. Yeah.

And also too, like a good exercise. I know it sounds really cliche, but it really does work. If you just take a feather and just rub it all over someone's body, there will be places that will light up. Totally. Totally. Yeah, totally. Absolutely. for sure. That light

tackling, that kind of thing. If you don't have a feather, do it with the tip of your nails very gently. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. What is something you reflect on that makes you more confident? Hmm. That's like a confused. I don't even know what that fuck it means.

What do I reflect on? Like something like you kind of go over in your head and you're like, yeah, when I think about this, I know who I am and I know I have the power to do X, Y, I see. You know, I'm like competitive and rebellious. There's a part of me that is very like, I can fucking do this. That's the kind of thing that motivates me, you know, kind of like,

fuck off. I'm going to do this. So I think it's like my competitive nature that that part of me is where I go if I want to fake it till I make it if I'm not confident about something. The other thing I do think of sometimes when I'm in fearful situations, it's going to sound so psychotic. But is I think like, would Tom Cruise be fucking scared in this situation? Like, no, he's so fucking badass. He's like flying those things in Maverick. So I think of Tom. I channel my Tom Cruise.

That fucking guy is not afraid of anything. So for me, that's the, I channel somebody who I see as powerful and balzy and fucking badass, because I love Tom Cruise. I don't care with the Scientology, no Scientology. I don't give a fuck. He's bad ass. And I love that. so I challenge I channel that because I have a little bit of that I'm no Tom Cruise but I do have like I am kind of badass in some way so I bring that out in myself by channeling somebody else who is a hundred percent that way you know I have a lot of fears I can't even get in an elevator without worrying I'm going to get stuff I am so not Tom Cruise so I channel him so that's that I think I gave a good answer right no yeah that totally works I mean it's kind of just something for for everyone like yeah usually if you know yourself well I

yeah, you have something you can go to or think about that like makes you feel like you can get done whatever needs to get done. Yeah, totally. Love it. Okay. It's a good question because, you know, I didn't even understand. I'm like, that's so dumb, but look at what an interesting answer I had. You could really learn about something. Everyone's going to be like, okay, you're psycho.

Anyway, go on. All right. Here's one. I do like two. It's kind of a back-to-back one. Okay. A, first, do you think you could have sex every day for one month? And B, how long do you think you could go without having an orgasm?

Oh, good questions. Yes, I could fucking have sex every fucking day. I just told you I'm badass, like, and I like to be competitive and I have to do it. You ask me to do it and I'm going to do it. I once had a guy, let me just tell you this. Okay, I have a friend who's got a lot of money, like just crazy money that, you know, he could throw things away for no reason. And he was like, because I talk a lot, right?

all my life. My friend was like, do you think you could like not talk? Like I'm going to pay you $500. And this was like many years ago where $500 to me was a lot of fucking money. It's like I'm going to pay you $500 to not talk for 24 hours. And, you know, and he definitely.

And I was like, that was so fucking easy because I, if I like to win, I am competitive. I'm going to do whatever you tell me to do and do it good. It was so easy not to talk. I fucking took his money. I'm like,

I should have done it for three days. could have done it. I could do anything just to prove that I could do it. So yeah, I could have sex every single day for a month for sure. That's easy. Okay. And how long you can do you go without orgasm? You mean without orgasming at all or like when you're getting turned on and you just and you edge out? You mean edging or do you mean zero sex? No, zero sex. Zero sex. Zero masturbating. Oh, well, listen. Listen, I just got the pellets in me. So give me three weeks and maybe it, I my answer would be like I can't go a fucking day but at my end I'm on regular hormones and they're okay like I'm fine with sex but I'm not like horny like I was when I was in my 30s so I could go a

whole month that's just unfortunate with the age that's why I got the pellets you don't get as morning when you get older and you go into menopause so that's the problem but let me answer as a young person you know probably not a week okay yeah probably not a week I mean listen if you told me can you do it for one month you fuck yeah just like I didn't talk for two 24 hours. Like I could do anything that I wanted to, that I set my mind to. But if you're just saying naturally when I was younger, maybe like not even a week, you know? Okay. So yeah, usually a three to five days is usually pretty normal. But yeah, a week, it's a bit on the longer side, I guess. No, when I was younger, I was horn. Maybe it was like three times a week. I

don't know. When I was younger, I was horny all the time. So I just forget, you know, it's been so long. Anyway, go on. All right. Well, you could ask one. More question. Oh, okay. Cool. Okay. Quickies. This is everything from foreplay to finishing, right?

This is something lasting less than 10 minutes. Would you want more of that in your life or less of that in your life? I love this question because I love nothing more than a fucking quickie. And this goes back again. There's a theme in this thing. It's my competitive nature. I like to give myself something difficult to do and I like to fucking do it. I have a booty call guy, okay, that I fuck every now and then.

And I love to set time limits. Like, yeah, you could come over, but you have to be gone in this amount of time. And sometimes it's seven minutes. Sometimes it's 11. It's very specific and it's very on time. And he's an over-achiever too. So, like, we get there. And I come in that time and he comes and we're both done.

And I love that kind of a thing. I love boundaries. I love, you know, I don't know. It's very clear for me, that kind of a thing. Like you got seven fucking minutes and you got to be out because like it's 9 a.m. I have a call or something and it really has to happen. It's not for 10. So yeah.

And I'm efficient. So I don't want to have sex for five hours all the time. Okay. I always loved a quickie as well as like a full course meal sex. But I always loved a quickie all the time. I'll tell you a funny story. We're going to wrap it up. I once that my booty call guy was the host of my show Tommy when he was my booty call

guy at one time for many years. He was like my go-to to bang out when I needed to get sex and I didn't have a guy. And so he lived very close to one of my offices and I'd go to his house and I fuck him on my lunch break. One time I went to his house, stuff sex and like I just like walked in, sat on him, got off. Thank you so much. Bye. You know, and I told my work that I was going out to eat lunch. But I went and fucked him instead.

And then we talked and then I came home and I was like carrying my lunch with me back to work. And now I, the minute I walk in, I start thinking to myself because I was. I'm such a not a liar that when I do lie, I get so paranoid that everyone's going to know, right? So I know that I'm lying. And I realize like, oh, my God, everyone's going to know I'm lying because I said I went out for lunch. I've been gone for an hour. And now I'm coming back with my lunch.

So someone's going to be like, what the fuck, Kathy? Right? So I'm like, oh, my God, how am I going to make this work and I think? So I go back and I'm sitting down and I'm eating and I'm doing it. And I'm so petrified that someone's going to know I lied because I have my lunch in my hand. And then the girl next to me is like, like, Kathy, why do you have like gum in your hair? Like you have like a lot of gum stuck in your hair Okay, and then I looked down on my leg

I had a fucking piece of condom stuck to my leg Like here I was worrying about my lunch Giving it away Meanwhile I had fucking sex head I obviously took my gum out to blow him And it wound up in my hair I had a condom wrapper or the condom was stuck to my leg I'm like what a fucking mess I am

So it was like you know Everyone probably knew I was doing and nooner, but I love them. I love quickies. It's like a light switch. I could turn it on. When I was horny, like if I'm horny, you turn it on, go get yourself taken care of and be done with it. I like that, as well as, of course,

if I really like somebody and it's the beginning of a relationship, or you just want to spend the night and have a whole long thing. I love that too, but I love a good quickie. And I love your book. Listen, I have to wrap it up, but this was so much fun. I love your book. I think

it's really great. I think people should go fucking buy it. I'm going to put a link to it. We're going to change the name and the cover because it fucking blows. You need to make it cooler, okay? Because it's a cool idea. It's good. It's about sex.

The season of sexual novelty with a picture of a leaf does nothing for me. If I'm Googling through Amazon, it really doesn't give the right vibe for your thing. I'm going to come up with something and send it to you. You should change it, but I do think it does. I'm open to your suggestion. Yeah, but for my

listeners, they don't need, they don't care about the title because we've already talked to them and told them everything that's in it. You know, you sold your book. I think it's great and people should get it. I'll put a link to it. But I think for people that have, don't know what's in it, they're never going to know by the name, the picture, nothing. And I think you could, um, really go places with this. So I think it's great that you did it. I'm glad that you emailed me to be on my show because it was something different that I would do. But once I looked into your book, I was like, let's do it. It'll be fun. People will learn a little. little about me because you'll ask me the questions. And I think that I actually really do believe

that your book is good for people and good for couples and they should get it. So thanks Emerson Parker for coming on and going through your journal with me. It was fun. It was totally a lot of fun. It's been a pleasure. All right. Awesome. So send me all your links and everything. And I'm going to think of better names for your thing. Okay. Okay. Sounds good. I'll send you a link for everything. All right. Awesome. Thanks, Emerson. Bye. Bye. Bye. I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only in paperback and e-book, but you can pre-order the audiobook. It's still not going to be out until August

25th, but you can pre-order it. The book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show. I kind of picked one story from each category that I talk about on my show. Like there's a hot wife story. There's a cuck queen story. There's a cuck story. There's a gang being girl story. Like I said, 17 stories. And they're all told in the third person. And they're all true. I took the interview and rewrote it in the third person. And I wouldn't really call it like a total erotica book. Think like Penthouse letters. It's more direct. It's not so over the top like erotica. I don't really like that kind of vibe, right? But these are true stories. 17 of them. They're really short chapters, easy read. You could read, you know, one or two and then skip around. You could read

the whole book. It's available in eback format, paperback format. And finally, the audio book is available coming out August 25th. But you could pre-order it now. And if you buy my book in any format or pre-order it, I will throw in a complimentary link to my Discord. My Discord does not disappoint. Okay. There's no way you get into my Discord any other way than getting the link from me. Okay. I give it to people who buy my book. There's tons of people in there. Everybody shares content with each other.

And that's what you get to do there. You can post your own pictures and videos. There's tons of channels. We have lots of contests where you can win a lot of money. It's a super fun place to be. It's a total strictly anonymous community and you will love it. I will be giving anyone who buys my book access to my Discord. It's private, like I said.

all you got to do is email me a screenshot of your purchase, whether you did the audiobook, the ebook, or the paperback. Send it to me at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. That's strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com. And I will send you the link to Discord. So anyway, thanks so much for tuning in. This is the Strictly Anonymous podcast.