Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 656 - Joe Sets Up Gangbangs and Gloryhole Events

Episode Date: July 3, 2023

Joe is a gangbang and gloryhole coordinator and he called in to talk all about it. When did he start organizing gangbangs and gloryhole events? Where do they take place? And, what exactly goes down at them? Tune in to hear all the details including how he started out a s a boudoir photographer and how that a led to people wanting more x rated content as well as people who just wanted and “experience,” how he first started dominating guys and creating a BDSM scenario, how he set up his male and female gloryhole experiences and the problems he faced at first, how and why he started database and what stats are in there, the demographics of the women who seek out his gangbang experience, how involved he gets while the events are going on, how the timing of gangbang is set up so his neighbors don’t know whats going on, the one time a neighbor asked and the excuse he gave them, the couple he has dominated and hooked up with and what exactly goes down with them, the stigma around bisexual guys and when he realized he was bi, the couple who enjoy cleaning cup and stranger sex and the bi gloryhole experience he is setting up for them, the woman he met on fettle that has become his partner in crime and doms guys with him, average number of guys women want at their gangbangs, how he deals with cancellations and why, the fetish requests he gets the most, why crossdresser experiences can be the most cumbersome, the stats he gets from the females who want gangbangs and he info he sends to the guys who are invited to them, the most popular events he throws and why plus a whole lot more. Website:  www.EroticAdultPhotography.com Email: [e-mail] **To see a bunch of pics of JOE'S garbage where he holds all his "events" and his p gangbang and gloryhole paraphernalia + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast. That's patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast. Now, all the information I just gave you is over in my description. Today I have on Joe, Joe the Gang Bang, Gloryhole Coordinator. He does a lot more than just coordinating gangbangs and gloryholes. Okay, Joe is like a really interesting guy. He is someone that I've wanted to talk to for a really long time. Okay, I've been doing my show for a while, right?

And a lot of people talk about gangbings, and they talk about these gangbings that were set up. I mean, it's not easy to do a gang bang. So typically there's somebody that it's their job to set them up. And I've always been wanting to talk to someone who had that job. And so finally, I talked to Joe. And like I said, Joe does a lot more than just sets up gangbings. He sets up glory hole events. He sets up BDSM scenarios.

I mean, this guy does everything in his house. He has a whole garage set up, okay, with all kinds of things. Because he sometimes has girls with their legs tied up to the ceiling. He's got glory holes that are he made in his house with either men or women on the other side. He's bisexual. He talks about how he realized he was. He was just sort of open and had an experience with a guy once. and now he's done all kinds of things.

What he really loved is when he once was with a couple, he talks about where he got to dom them, you know, just both the guy and the wife. And he talks about that experience. He does talk a lot about how he sets up his experiences, the glory whole ones, the gangbangs, where he finds the women, where he finds the men, how he created this whole database.

He talks about how recently on Fed Life he met someone pretty big on there. and now she's like a part of his experiences. She helps him with stuff. He talks about that. He talks about his FetLife group. He does give a shout out to his website. All of his links and his information on how to contact him will be in the description. Okay.

So when you hear him giving it out, if you're driving, you can't write it, don't worry. Just click on the description. All the information will be right there so you'll be able to get in touch with them. Like I said, he has a newsletter. He sets up gangbanks. He sets up glory holes. And he sets it up for both sides of the people. people, right? Like the girl that wants to be on the side of the glory hole or the girl that wants

to be gang banged as well as if you want to be invited to a gang bang. And gang bang the girl, he talks about how he sets those up, what kind of information he looks for from the guys, from the girls. He talks about some other kind of fetishy scenarios he sets up and that he has done, he's been there, done at all. He's into everything. At one time I ask him, like, he has a type and he's like, not really. He'll fuck anyone. He's down for anything. He's super open.

He's really cool. I found this episode to be super interesting because of all the stuff that he talks about. He did send me in some really interesting picks. I have them on my Patreon, you know, picks of the gang bang emails and glorious emails that go out and all that kind of good stuff. Go to my Patreon. If you want to see that patreon.com slash strictly non-must podcast. You're going to love this episode. So I'm going to be right back on with Joe.

Hi, Joe. the gang bang guy gang bang jo the gang bang coordinator i'm welcome to the strictly anonymous podcast i feel like i've been waiting for you all my life thanks and when i listen the funny thing is about joe the gang bang guy like i was like oh what you know name are we using for the show you're like joe i don't want to be anonymous i want to get my fucking name out there i'm like oh joe the gang bank guy is like out and proud which i love i mean you know i have to just tell you real quick like i have been doing my show almost nine years now i think And I have been always dying to have a gang bang coordinator on. I've always known that they exist.

I've heard about many. You know, this is something that people do take on and do. But I've never gotten one person's story. So like, how does Joe become the gang bang guy? Like, let's go back. Yeah, I don't want to go back too far and bore you with it. So going way back to, I don't know, 20, 25 years ago, got involved with the lifestyle, swinging sort of stuff.

It holds at some parties and stuff. And then somehow that sort of faded. way after time. But, you know, it just did. But I have, yeah, so I've got a background in the lifestyle. And then, oh, 10 years ago, maybe, no, seven or eight years ago, I was kind of looking at, you know, doing photography, sort of on the side. And so I got the good equipment, I learned how to use it, put up a little website, and on the end, just so it was a very vanilla website. But in there was what I called boudoir with a twist. So like boudoir, but a little edgier and a lot cheaper because I don't hit it to the end of green. Instead of being all fluff and

Huff like all the normal stuff is. Had like a jungle scene. Had a strip a pole in the house. Had a lot of different things I could do. And did you have access to all the people in the Swinger community that would want those kind of picks? I mean, because where would you find your models? Well, it takes a while.

So, I mean, it didn't really start out that way. It's just, well, I advertise on Craigslist for people who want to, you know, like I say, birthday parties and all kinds of stuff. But the Boudoir with a twist was on there. And I had a guy call me one day. He was like, hey, you did Boudoir photographer? I'm like, yeah. Says, well, you take pictures of my wife naked?

Because all the other ones won't do it. I'm like, well, sure. He's like, how much you charge? Like, $100 an hour. He's like, okay, I want to keep all the pictures. How can I do that? Like, you can give me an extra $10 for the SD card and just take it straight home and you don't have to worry about it. So he brings his wife over when I take some pictures.

Turns out I'm pretty good at it. He just kind of got it comfortable undressed a little bit of the time. End of an hour, he ends me $110. He leaves. I told my girlfriend, like, this is pretty easy money here. I wish this, you know, I could market this. So about a week later, 10 days anyway, has another guy calls me and says, hey, my buddy was showing me pictures of his wife that you took naked. I'm like, okay, he's like, can do the same thing for my wife? I'm like, oh my God,

is that so fucking funny that guys are like showing each other. This is why I tell girls, you want your guy friends to see you naked, send him naked picks of yourself because every guy friend of mine always shows me like pussy shots that girl said them. Like, guys show people their shit. Okay. It's so funny. Yeah. I don't think why I know that. Yeah, I don't know. I don't ask questions. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. After the third guy, a third guy called me. I said, I told her, I grew up and I'm like, I think I'm going to market this. I want on Craig's list. I started running ads for it and sure enough there's a market for it for you know so I started doing that put together a little website it's uh wwwdub-dub erotic adult photography.com and

dub dub dub don't tell me that's short for w-w-w-dew-doh okay oh my god I was going to be like that's the dumbest website I ever heard yeah and erotic adult photography dot com and so then so I started run the ads I have people start answering the ads and I have people come over like I had a guy come over young guy, he just wanted pictures of him doing humiliating things. So I put him in humiliating positions. I had him do things with dildo. I had him do things with a zucchini and all kinds of stuff. And then I was done with his shoot. He asked me to delete the pictures. Like, you're sure. So I deleted the pictures. He came back like three times after that, same story. And I began to figure out that some people were coming in not so much for the pictures or video as the experience.

Yeah. To perform for you. You watching them doing it. You know, there's a lot of stuff going on. Or being made to do it. And it kind of, you know, it kind of got into some Bs and stuff. And so I put together, you know, like a bondage board and a spreader bar and some stuff. And, yeah, a lot of people, they didn't want the pictures. They just wanted the experience. So then I kind of, that kind of evolved into being like a domination surface. So I just dominate, mostly guys come in and I dominate them.

And then at some point, I got the idea for the glory hole because I had a glory hole left over from the Swinger days. And so I had the glory hole already there. I just sat in front of a clock, put them back there and sat in front of a closet. I'd sit there for the party and, you know, service of Gloria all. And so I still had that. Yeah, okay. So now you're doing that for the experience?

Well, just trying to make money, you know. Yeah. And so, you know, I ran the ad and guys would come in, mostly guys. Sometimes girls would come in and I would shoot a video. I'd get them in there and shoot a video or pictures. A video is more popular. And then I would invite guys to come over and stand at the hole. And I take the video only from the cocksucker's side.

So the guys stand on another side of the hole were completely anonymous. So you're doing it from the inside of the glory hall. Yeah, from the, well, from the sucker side, yeah. And I've got all the lights and good equipment stuff, so it makes it for good video. Most people prefer the videos for that. But who did you hire to suck on the other side? Was it like who is? No, no, no.

Okay, so, yeah, let me clear that up. I don't sell the videos. Do this for people to have their videos on their own. So the guy or the girl who sucks at the glory hole pays me for the video. No, but I mean, there's two people involved in a glory hole. If somebody's coming in to be a part of a glory hole experience, who's the other person that's involved in that. I mean, you're taking the pictures or the videos. Like, who's on the other side of that glory hole, depending on what experience they want? You know what I mean? Do you hire

a girl or a guy to be on that other side? No, I just invite. It's usually guys. They want to do it because they want to service the glory hole. Just like it. So I charge them for the video. And then the other guy is, I don't know what I'm saying. I say I'm a guy and I hire you to, I want to have a glory hole experience, right? I'm one guy. Okay. I walk into the glory hole. Where's the dick? Or do I put the dick in and who's going to sign? I mean, there's two people involved. Like, where do the other people come into play? Right, you're out.

I'm getting to that. Okay. So, he hires me. I sit up, and I used to run a lot of ads. Like, you know, come get a free blow job. But at some point, I started, I created the database because the hardest thing about the glory hole, which involved, evolved into the gang bang thing, is that it's a no-shows. They're a problem.

So I started putting together a database and a list of guys that I can email whenever somebody hired me to do the video, the sucker hired me to do the video. And I just email the guys. Right. Until I have got something that's going to be here. I don't know, Thursday afternoon at two or whatever. And they come and they get a free blowjob. So you already had these guys in your bag.

Like, and you're like, hey, I know you like glory holes. I have another person coming in. So, you know, you want to come and get a blowjob. And the person that's paying for it is the person that's sucking all the dick? Yeah. Right. And so that was right in the middle of COVID. So, you know, it took a while to get going.

But I learned a lot of lessons. And so I started running ads mostly on double list and getting guys. And then as soon as I, you know, I advertise a gang bang, glory hole, or whatever. Or they respond to tell them, okay, I need your age, height, weight, cock size, race, and are you straight by, or whatever? And I put it all into a database. So whenever I get a cock sucker or a gangbang girl and they say, well, only want guys from

25 to 45, which is a mistake, or, you know, body type or cocks, they're only six inches or bigger or eight, seven inches or bigger, whatever, or I only want black guys or I don't want black guys or whatever. Or I only want by guys. That was a new one, because I saw that in your email that from Roger, who was Oh my love. Yeah. Yeah.

Those are good to be a lot of fun. Yeah. They're probably the most fun, actually. And so anyway, I can sort the database and only invite the guys that they want. And then people who don't show up. Because the biggest problem with this is the people who don't show up. If they ghost me once, they're off the list. I love that.

They cancel me twice with short notice. They're off the list. I love it. And make sure that they know that right up front. Yeah. I saw that specifics in your email. And that's the way you got to be because that's like ruins the whole fucking thing. And you should never have like any, like there's no excuse.

that's how I feel. Yeah, it's just, yeah, there's no excuse. I mean, the thing is you can't get girls unless you get the guys. Right. Right? Because girl don't come to do a two-hour gang bang and get four guys, you know. But if you just run and add it out there and try to get people, less than half will actually show up. Of course.

Anyone that's thrown a party knows that. I mean, whether it's a glory hall gang bang or a birthday party, you know, or a regular party, you got to invite, like, double what you want, if not more. If not more, yeah. But now, what I do now is I, like I say, I'll cut the dead weight. So if you're a no-show, because it's more. A person who knows shows once or twice, they're never going to show up. So I cut them out. So I get about two-thirds of three-fourths, closer to three-fourths,

so the people who say they're coming and actually show up. That's cool. Yeah, so it makes a lot easier to schedule. And then, like I said, I cut dead weight. And when they come in, I've got them in the spreadsheet. And if they say, like, you know, they're 5 foot 10, 170 pounds, they can barely come through the door. I can make a note of that.

So for future reference, I know they're not the body type that girls looking for. I got about a month ago. One of the coming says, I've got a seven-inch cock. I'm very popular in the swinger world around here and this. Everybody knows me. I'm really good. And I kind of on his story. So he shows up.

His seven-incher wasn't even close to three inches. You're kidding. Even when he was fully hard? Yeah. So I'm like, I have you, how do you just imagine that much? Or is he like? Anyway, so now I was able to make a note and say, you know, less than three inches. So when I get a girl who says, I want seven inches or more, I know that guy is not one of those guys.

Yeah. Maybe he was into, maybe he wanted you to, like, do some small penis humiliation. I've had a lot of those guys on. I mean, because why else would a guy who's like three inches hard lie and say he's, He's seven. Yeah. I get the guys, too, with the small penis. Humiliation.

I get them all. I get all kinds. I get probably everything you can imagine. I can get in here. So with the gangbangs, like, how did you start setting up gangbings? And like, how did the gangbing girls find you? And what are the girls like?

Yeah. So it's a process. It took quite a while. I think the first gang bang was somebody who wanted to do a glory hole, but they wouldn't be fucked through it rather than just do the blow job. The woman. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you know, it's interesting until Roger, like, I mean, I've heard a lot of glory hole stories and a lot of people go to adult video stores and they, you know, there's a glory hole on the other side. But it's always like the cock comes through. You know, I had never really heard any stories about a glory hole with a woman on the other side. Like, seriously, I've heard a lot of guy on guy glory holes. So I was like, oh, that's interesting because Roger was saying he was going to a whole glory hole experience that you set up with a woman on the other side. So you started to get women that were that hit you up because of your back. page ad and say I want us do a glory hole? No, what I do is I run ads on double list almost every day for the couples, guys for couples and guys for women. And just saying like, hey, if you want a gangbang

or a glory hole, I can set it up and I go on with, you know, a lot of guys say they can do it, but I got a system, mention my system, and I run it all the time. And that gets me maybe one girl a month, maybe one, a couple of months. And then the repeats. So there's those girls know that they have to go out looking for a guy like you. I guess in that world, they know that there's a guy like you out there that's putting it together. Those are the ads they have to look for.

I think they're just looking through the ads, you know, and they're looking for guys or something and they see, oh, the headlines like gang bang and glory holes. If they've ever had that fantasy that's going to catch their eye. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, and so I just do that. I just keep farming it, and I follow up and follow up with them. I send them the, I've got, you know, copy and paste sort of thing about how it works and questionnaire for them so I can tailor it for them. And they just kind of have to keep working it. So tell me about that first girl that came to you for the glory hole.

She wanted to be on one side of the glory hole. And she wanted guys to come through and like, fuck her. And what was she like? Like, I don't know. Like, what are the, like, what are the demographics of those women that are looking for that kind of experience? They're all over the board. I had one here a couple months ago who was 20 years old, which I'm like, how do you get to that level of 20 years old? And then I've got him up to, I had a woman here once.

must have been about 70. Wow. I think I've had her on my show. Crimson? Crimson? No. Because she's very famous. She's like a milth.

I mean, gilf in the porn world. I don't know. This one's not famous at all. Yeah, just kind of a local girl here. Anyway, yeah, there's all over the board, married, a few single. Usually they come with a guy, but not always. Yeah, I mean, just, yeah, different ages, different races, different body types. Just they're all different.

And so you get girls that hit you up with, but you also get guys that hit you up for the glory holes? I would assume yes. Yes. And so I run the same thing. I run ads for guys who want a video of themselves servicing the glory hole. I don't get nearly the turnout for that from the guys on the other side. But I get enough, you know, they can get a good video. Because there's not many by guys, you mean?

Well, guys would rather have their cocks up by a woman than a guy. Even by guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. So now tell me about like how those, like, I don't know, do you get turned on when you're watching this stuff or is because it's your job, you're like, whatever? Yeah, so I'm so focused on, you know, lights, the camera, who's coming in and tracking who they are. So, again, I go back and make my notes. I get very focused and all that.

So I don't really get, not usually to get turned on then. If it's pictures, and I'll go back later. I'm editing the pictures, then I'll get turned on, you know. Or looking at the video, like, wow, that's pretty hot. Right, because you're not working anymore. Your brain's turned off of work mode. Yeah. Of course, I always jump in and go first anyway, so, you know.

Oh, you do? You take like first dibs? Yeah. Well, I'll tell them like, well, I got to make sure the pussy is good enough for my customers. I live next door to you. Would I be like, what the fuck's going on over there? If you live next door to me, we'd have a good time. Oh, my God, you're so funny.

Have you fucked a lot of your neighbors? No, my previous neighbor since I moved here was 93 and pretty hard of hearing. She passed away and vacant for a year and a half. I've got new neighbors now, but I never see them. But I insulated the windows on the garage and the garage door and all that. And people tell me you can't really hear anything. thing going on in here. But it's not about that.

It's about the traffic. You don't know what I mean? Yeah. So, yeah, that's definitely an issue because I can have a bunch of cars sitting out in my yard. So what I do is it's more like a train than a gang bang. So I'll get the girl here a little bit early, get her all situated and comfortable and all that. And then I'll have, let's say it starts at 1 o'clock.

I'll have three guys show up at 1 o'clock. And so there's three cars sitting. Well, there'll be four cars sitting out there. And then about 10 minutes later, I have another guy show up because one of the first guys is going to be leaving pretty soon. And so I have a new guy show up about every five to ten minutes throughout the duration. So there's only about three or four cars sitting out front at the time. My neighbors all work during the daytime.

I do these during the daytime. And yeah, so it doesn't – and I have a cover story. If anybody ever asked, I had one neighbor asked. What was your story? Well, these are people moved down across the street, and they're not very sophisticated. And they said, I see these guys going around and going, you know, back behind your house. He's, you know, what's that all about? Like, I have a crypto investment club.

Oh, I like that. That's good. And they weren't really, like I can say, they're not too sophisticated. So like, oh, okay. You know, you threw them all. Yeah, they come over and get information and we talk and, you know, all that sort of stuff. It's just kind of random, you know. Like, oh, okay.

So far, so good. Yeah. Wait, so could we, now, are you bisexual? Because you did say you like the bisexual experience as a lot or they're good, you know. So when we started, I don't know how it came about, but I'm an exhibitionist. And somehow it came about. I met this couple. He was by, I don't know if she was by or not, didn't make any difference. They were submissive, and they wanted to be dominated by a guy. So like, okay. And that very quickly

became my favorite thing to do. So basically, what I do is I get them and tie them down and then you got to do the girl first because you never know how the guy's going to feel about it. So I'd get him tied up and make him watch while it bang the hell out of her. And then switch them and make her watch while I bang the hell out of him. Wow. And then if I get it all right, then I just kind of both of them. But yeah, so that was a lot of fun. me ask you a question because I talk to a lot of people in the swinger world and you know there's still like this stigma attached to you know guy on guy action but I know because I do my show and most people are anonymous on my show and on the deal there's a lot of guys that like

to suck a dick every now and then right they're out there right so I'm wondering you know how many couples did you do that kind like did you get hit up by a lot of couples like how did you find those couples that were into that exact experience that you were down for uh it was Craigslist you know back when Craigslist was what it wasn't a lot of couples it was few really and of course you get the repeats is always easy yeah but no you're right the swinger world yeah there's still a stigma against by guys i don't know why is that weird yeah but when i throw a swinger party for to invite couples with by guys i get guys who you'd seen the other swinger parties who played straight yeah yeah exactly it's still a stigma yeah but at your bi party where they could be it they're

like out and proud but they're undercover and that's what i had a girl on who did like swinger events and she hosts her own like club and everything and she's like we know who who the ones are that are bisexual, but they still can't even be who they are when they're out and about in her own swingers club. I mean, that's just the way that it goes. It's like weird. Yeah. And yeah. And I don't really understand it. But I have guys come here. They'll come here for a guy party, but they're anybody to know, you know, that they're here for that. But at the swingers party, but at the straight party, even if you were out on pride, you couldn't really do anything because there really is no guy on guy action going on, right? No one

does it. Right. Right. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't want to approach a guy in a straight swingers. party because, you know, again, there's the stigma. Somebody's going to say, oh, I don't do that. Buy, you can get out of here or something. Who knows, you know? Yeah, of course. Now, do you still go to any swingers clubs or anything like that yourself? I know you host all your own things at home, but do you go to other parties and go to

swingers clubs still yourself? No, there's plenty of action goes on here. So, yeah, so don't go to the swing or parties or the fet munches or anything like that. Right, but you don't really need to because whenever you have these parties, you taste the you know, you're the, you do the first pass-through, right? I mean, like you said, you've got to make sure everything's good to go. So whether it's a gang-bang, whether it's a guy that's looking to get sucked off at a glory-hole, I mean, you're taking first dibs, right?

Yeah, not always on the glory-hole. It depends on how many guys show up. I've got to put the camera on the tripod and, you know. And do a little work, but beforehand. So tell me some, like, good stories, like anything, you know, super interesting, weird requests, the hottest stories, you know, give me a taste of stuff. Yeah. Gosh, I can't really think of any real brought off. I've got, I've got one couple who comes here on a regular basis. There are a couple that, you know, they tried it on their own. They've done it on

their own, but they know how much work it is. And he's just like open to everyone and everything, just all kinds of fun. And he's by. And he likes to, he likes to fluff the guys before they start, you know, good and hard, and they fuck her. And then he cleans them up afterwards. Sometimes cleans her up. And so that was, they're here on a fairly regular basis. And a lot of guys are up for it. You know, they list it straight, but, you know, I put that out there and they show up for, you know. I'm going to change their status to buy. Anyway, they're a lot of fun.

And I've got a deal coming up with them next, well, I think, hopefully next month, a very anonymous sort of thing. She likes to be blindfolded and earmuffed. And one time I had both ear blindfolded earmuffed. Yeah. So, yeah, she's like the sensory deprivation. Yeah. You know, you really feel and know everything. So they don't know what caucus.

It's coming from where, whose it is or anything, even after the fact, you know. But I'm going to do one for them next month where I'm going to hang a sheet. And I don't know if you've seen this set up, but you hang a sheet. I've got an massage table. I put them on a massage table just to right height. So all her holes are at cock level and bring her butt to the end of the table so her pussy is right there. You know, just right flush. And I change their ankles to the ceiling.

So she's laying on her back? Yeah. Pussy right at the edge. Okay. You know, ankles change the seat. You know, spread open and change the ceiling. So the guys just all they have to do is step up there. just stick it in, you know. And they, it's comfortable for them. Oh, so I got ahead of myself.

So the sheet I haven't done yet. I've just done it just like I said with the massage paper. Oh, okay, cool. Girls love it. They can stay there forever because don't have to move around and reposition. They don't get uncomfortable because they don't have to hold their legs up. Yeah, that makes it. Oh, my God, your fucking house. But she wants to do this one where you're draped and the only thing to guys see is the bottom half of your body. They don't see anything else. So I'm going to set this one up for them. I hope they don't hear this before because it's a surprise. But with the sheets, so she's going to be draped like that's only the top of her, the bottom of her body coming out. And the he, because he likes to

suck cock, I'm going to put him next to her and cut a hole in the sheet like a glory hole. And I'll put a sign over where she's going to be says free pussy with an arrow pointing down towards the pussy. And then over him, I'm put free blowjob and arrow pointing down there. I'm like, you are fucking hilarious. Like the Disney world like of, you know, I don't know, glory holes. I mean, so, so the sheet's going to be down. There's going to be two holes. One hole on the other side is the pussy of the wife's pussy. On the other side is the, the husband's mouth. Yeah.

Wow. Oh my God. I wish you could have pictures of that sheet down. I wish you have done it before. You'll have to give me some good like plain picks. You know, I don't show anything X rated on my Patreon, but I do have a discord where you could go in and promote anything you want and show anything you want over there. But I only do, you know, pictures of people that know that they're pictures.

So maybe like, you know, the emails that you send or I don't know. We'll have to figure out some good picks for you to send me for my Patreon because like the pick of that sheet with the holes cut out, even when no one on the other side is fascinating to me. I just think to myself, like, okay, so if all this stuff is going down in your basement, you know, if you have a water leak or something and, you know, the guy has to come over to fix it, like, can you hide everything? I mean, it just sounds like you have a house full of contractions all over. Yeah. Well, like I say, it's all in the garage, but yeah, I had to have the AC put in a while back. And it's not as much as hard to hide as you with it. Because when I

put it together, I design it. So it's easy to hide. So like the bondage board, you know, it's got the, what am I trying to hook and stuff? Yeah, yeah. And on the back, it's painted white. I'll just flip it up on the back. And it's, or I'll leave it there and I'll put a motorcycle stand in the middle. So it looks like it's just standing for a motorcycle. Oh. I like the way you think.

I mean, you really do, like even with that thing where you use the Bitcoin, I mean, that was kind of smart because you knew they weren't that smart anyway, that that would just totally be too much for their brain to handle. They would not think about it anymore. Yeah, that worked pretty well. Yeah, that's right. But, you know, I kind of hide everything. Sometimes I have, you know, take down the chains and stuff I've got hanging up.

the dildos and the fucking machine and put it all away, but they're not going to go wandering around out there. So your favorite thing is like when you get to dominate. So you're pretty lucky to have that couple, right? The one who's buying, likes to be clean up. That's the same couple that likes for you to dom them sometimes? No, they don't like to be dominated. So what's now my favorite thing is I picked up a partner in crime a few months ago.

And I can put her name, her Fett name out there if you want. Yeah, yeah. Well, tell me how you met her. On Fet. And it's going to be like two months to reel her in because. She's very popular on FET. What's her name? She's very active and all that.

Her name is, well, the Fet is sweet and salty siren. So it's sweet, the letter N, salty, siren, siren, S-I-R-O-N. Oh, okay. And what about her stood out for you? What did you like about her? Well, she had something on there like, you know, she was selling the only fan stuff and all that. And so I just kind of reached out like, hey, I got some stuff here that we do. And, you know, maybe you can get paid for some of this stuff.

It's legal stuff, you know. But was she hot? I mean, do you have like a type? I don't have a type. She's five foot ten long long hair, 42 double Ds. I don't have a time. I'll fuck anything. Oh, you're cool.

It's like you're honest. Yeah, that's cool. Wait, so she's hot, though. It sounds hot. You just gave her some staff, right? She was well connected. So when I brought her on, like, we're going to try this, we're going to try that, and said, how about domination?

Because I was dominating guys, still am dominating guys. But like, some guys want to be dominated by a woman. She's like, yeah, I'll try that. So I figure to take about three times a trainer about halfway through. in the second session, she was like, just kind of take over. And so now my favorite thing is to dominate guys with her. Oh, okay, because now you guys are hanging out. Yeah, because we're hanging out and we're just having fun and we kind of, we think a lot of light,

so it makes it easy. And she's helped me grow my group. We have a local group here on Fed. Oh, really? She's helped me grow up that a lot. What's that local group? I need to, like, advertise on Fed Life because I feel like I could get, listen, my show's been around for nine years.

I, like you, used to use Craigslist. That was my place when I first started my podcast to go and find people. to be on the show because I wasn't big enough that people would just email me. Now people email me all the time. You're probably like the one person I've actually asked to be on my show. I never do. People just email me all the time, right? So I don't need to go out anymore. But you know, there's probably like some amazing stories on Fet Life. I had a woman, her name was Fitt Vixen. She called it as candy. But she's like really big over there too. And I'm like, someone's like, you should just put your podcast on there because you probably find a lot of people and get,

you know, turn some people onto your show. Like it's like a place where people to like advertise and stuff, that life, it's good? Yeah, you definitely should. And all, when this is all done,

I have the link or whatever, I'll put it out there. I'll put you in my newsletter too. I have a newsletter. Oh, I love it. Awesome. Great.

Because like, listen, I'll give the links to all your stuff and I'm going to promote the shit out of your thing. And then I'll send you a link for your episode. If you could promote it on that fat life group of yours and your newsletter, that'd be awesome. That sounds great.

Yeah. So now you guys have a fat life group there. And what is that group all about? Like that's, so we're in Florida. So it's just a local group. It's open to anybody with any fetish. Yeah.

It's kind of a small area and it's almost isolated. So I've just got to go. I mean, we've gotten like 500 people in just a few months. And even in that small little area, you got 500 people? Do you have like meetups and stuff at your house? I'm not at the house. We do a vanilla munch over at one of the local restaurants, bar and restaurant.

We do that every month. Oh, is that what Roger, I think, was talking about the munch that he had just gone by. I mean, Roger was just on my show. he's the guy who turned me on to you, you know? Yeah, he told me he was here yesterday, but it won't be any kiss and tell, but yeah, talk to yesterday. No, no, no, he told me he was coming to a gang bang or a glorial. He was coming to one of your events.

He told me about it. I mean, can you tell me? He won't be like, I think he was like, he would have loved to have told the story. It just was, you know, after he was taped. Yeah, he was a good guy. He's into cleaning up. That's his thing. You know, I know that that's his top of the amount, snowballing, cleaning up.

He talked very highly of you. when he put us together. So, and I do know that he had a gang bang or something he was coming to, uh, that you set up. Yeah. So, uh, he, he came to. Okay, you don't have to tell me about him, but I do need more stories. You don't have to tell me about him, but sweet and salty siren, right? Does she ever, is she a gang bang girl?

Does she ever do the glory holes? Uh, she does the glory holes, uh, not gang bang, but she doesn't dominate. She does, like, any kind of role play you can come up with. And we do it all here. So she feels where she's safe and all that. A number one rule is keeping everybody safe, you know. And so, yeah, so she does a lot of different things. I forgot now what you asked me.

I asked you, like, does she ever do gangbangs or the glory holes? Yeah, she did the glory hole. She did one a couple weeks ago, and that's when our friend Rob was here. And she's going to do another one next Thursday. And for three hours, so I'm expecting we're probably going to have about 20 guys. Yeah, listen, I know some gang bang women, okay? And now, like, a gang-bang girl does not just want four or five guys. I mean, they want a non-stop action.

I've heard from them. You know, they get irritated if there's too much time in between, right? So you've got to, like, have a lot of guys. Like a gang-bang, like I said, to a gang-bang girl, it's not four guys or five guys. That's just like a regular evening. And they need more, right? Yeah. Yeah.

It depends on the girl. I mean, sometimes they'll look at ones, like, they want their beginners. They want to try with four or five guys. Most of them are looking at 10 to 15. and so I've had them upwards of 20. I've had 23, 24, 24, 25 guys in here. Right. So that's an interesting stat.

So most women, when they are, like, not the newbies, they're going to do lower guys, but the regular girls that have done it before and coming for it, typically they want 10 to 15 guys. Do a lot of them want Bukaki and that kind of thing going on? Yeah, not too much. I've had the guys ask me. I've had guys by guys who want it and just, there's not enough demand from the top guys. You're not going to come over, just a jerk off on another guy.

Yeah, yeah. But I've only had one. person expressed, one female expressed interest in that, and she ended up backing out anyways. Oh, interesting. Do you have a lot of girls at back out for the gangbangs or most of them like a pretty non, not flaky? I would say two thirds of them come through. A lot of them get cold feet ahead of time. And the worst thing is when a girl doesn't show up. I've had to happen twice. God, and you got all these guys. Because by the time I figure out they're not coming and I answer my text and all that, all the guys are on the way over here. So what the fuck do you do? Do you have like a backup?

girl that just could come in. That's what you do? I did once. I did once because I kind of thought it might happen. Yeah. But no, most of the time you just, I try to get the mass email out quick as soon as I got figured out. The guy's already come to the door and they've been driving an hour or longer and it's just a mess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, you're an event coordinator. It's not, it's not easy. It's a little bit of work like you said. I know that he said like give a tip jar and stuff. I mean, do people pay to come to these events besides the tipping and everything? Is it on the house and you could tip if you want? Or is there, I mean, Because I've heard of people setting these things up and it's at a hotel and stuff. So I would assume they're charging because they have to pay their overcost of that hotel and everything.

Right. But since this is all at your house, is there a charge for anything? There's not a charge or is a tip jar. I mean, still, you know, it's supplied lube and condoms and towels and paper towels and wipes. And, you know, there's a lot of stuff goes into it. But, yes, it's just a tip only sort of thing. Right. So you don't charge the person that you set the event up for or the people that are coming.

Unless a person wants a video or pictures, then I charge him for that. Yeah, because he told me, Roger was like, you know, sometimes he videotapes it. And I'm like, oh, he must be making money on that video somewhere. I mean, nowadays with only fans and everything. I mean, did you ever think to get involved in that at all? No, no. Like sometimes I'm not really tired. I don't work that hard hard hard.

It is hard work. At least you know. So I just, no, I just charge them. They get the video. They get to keep it and do whatever they want with it. Because I don't want to deal with all the, you know, the IDs and the paperwork. It is a lot. Yeah.

all that stuff. So, I mean, half of this is just having fun. Do you get a lot of people? Did you see your business change or, like, people finding you after Only Fans became a thing? Because a lot more people are looking for that kind of content now. Well, again, sweet and salty siren, really, she was well-networked. So when I got to know her and got her in a couple times and she knew me. And then, you know, in Fat Life, it's like, it's a social media.

So you know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody. Yeah. And all of a sudden, the networking all started coming together. So I'd have, you know, three or four people who knew each other who vouched for me. And now that people vouch for me, because people know that, I'm legit. Yeah, it's a small world, right? I mean, I know that when I had that Fit Vickson girl from her, and she's like, I have 65,000

followers on Fetla, she became very big there quickly. And then she posted the episode and she was showing me like all the comments. And so many people of my listeners were like, oh, I know this show. And then there was another guy like, oh, I just taped with her. I'm like, it is a small world. You know what I mean? Yeah. Right?

Yeah, no doubt. Okay. So now tell me about the whole interracial thing, because I know that's very big, you know, especially you know, guys of the wife, they want to see their girl, fuck another guy, a lot of girls. I think they wind up liking BBC because they have big dicks. You know what I mean? Like, do you get a lot of interracial requests?

Not a lot, but, you know, sometimes, like I said, they want blacks only or they don't want any blacks. Or same thing with Hispanics or white. You know, it doesn't make any difference. Most people are open to all the races. Right. But the interesting thing about the black guys with the big dick since I moved here to Florida.

Yeah. Because obviously I've seen a lot of dicks. Yeah. But the guys, the black guys with the big dick. are the ones that seem who come from from the Caribbean area, Jamaica, Haiti, Dominican Republic, you know. And those of the black guys seem to have the biggest dicks. I don't know why that is. Oh, that's interesting.

So you notice that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. When a guy pops out of nine or ten inch or you can't not notice. Right. But, I mean, you know where they're from and stuff. I mean, so you could put that together. And I mean, you're like me.

You've been doing this a long time. So you could kind of say, like, I've seen a lot of black dicks, local black dicks, right? But the biggest dicks come from over there. because you've seen enough of this stuff, right? Right. I mean, obviously I haven't seen them all, but I've seen quite a few. Yeah. And so do you have a lot of those guys in your Rolodex?

Not a lot. I've got a few, a dozen or so. Yeah, like you say, most people are open to all things, but like even if, because, listen, I've had some people ask, you know, or assume, oh, if someone just wants, like, black guys, is that racist? Like, maybe some people just want white people or some people just want tall people or skinny people. I mean, everyone might have a preference. I don't think it has anything to do with anything except what you're into.

Yeah, I don't see any racism in it at all. And I've never had anybody say anything to me like that either. This is a personal taste preference. And sometimes, listen, and sometimes I think it is also a visual thing to see the white with the black. I think a lot of times with a woman that wants just to fuck black guys, it's because I'm sorry they do have bigger dicks than white guys. You know, not all the time. There's tons of guys out there that are white that have big dicks, right? Yeah.

But, I mean, the white and black together. For photos and videos, yeah, that's awesome. Right? Because you get all that color contrast. Yeah, I think it's just a visual thing, right? And maybe a naughty thing because it's different. You know, it is what it is. Right, taboo.

Yeah, taboo. But a lot of things are taboo. I mean, God knows, like, what the kinds of crazy things you must see. I mean, you said that you do have a, like, it's like a fetish community, that the group, right? Do you have a lot of fetishy requests that come in? I have a Fetish Friday episode, so I've heard it fucking all, okay, as far as fetishes are concerned. I mean, what kind of fetish things have you gotten into or had in your, you know, garage? Mostly it's BDSM stuff, domination submission. Bonner just tie a guy up and just leave him there

and come back in the house and leave him there for an hour. Wow. And that's what he wants. Yeah. That's pretty the extent. A lot of humiliation. Like I said, before, the penis humiliation, small penis humiliation. And who would do that? If like a guy says, hey, I want small penis humiliation, do you go to your Rolodex and like invite some women over or guys over or do you do it? I mean, how do you create that scenario for him? If they want a guy to do that, I do it. Okay. If they want a girl to do it, I know probably six right different girls who will do it. Right. And let me ask you this, because I've had some guys on that are into small penis humiliation and some of them aren't even that small, but they're into like the humiliation. Do you see like micro penises on those guys that come in or do they just seem like

less, like a little bit less than average or do they have really like small dicks? A little bit of all. Some really, really small and some, you know, four inches, five inches. Right. Some not so small, but yet they want to be humiliated, right? It's kind of interesting to me. Right, yeah. Or feminized. I'd get something that want to be feminized, you know, to be like a girl.

I have a lot of that. I mean, because, listen, I was going on Craigslist when I was first started my show. And my show started to be about sex and these crazy stories by accident. I just wanted to call an advice show and I didn't know where to advertise for my show. So I went into Craigslist, and I only posted on the personals because it was free and I was cheap. And I wound up getting like 10 emails with guys with the craziest stories. And then that's how it became this thing. But when I was really going on looking and I would go in every city and post my ads and look.

And, you know, I had to really fucking wrangle guests in for at least two years. I had to work really hard on it. And I came across so many, you know, panty hose fetish guys. I call them hosers now and I have a whole Patreon dedicated to that. A whole Patreon dedicated to cross dressers, you know, because I realize like there's like all these kinds of, you know, There's a lot of people in that group, so I would assume, and that you would hear from those people as well. You know, and a lot of the cross-dressers do like when they are dressed up to be, you know, to have that kind of humiliation or feminism. What did you call it?

Feminized and be feminized, yeah. Yeah, right? Do you see a lot of that as well at all? Not as much as I used to. I don't know why that is. Interesting. They're a pain to work with, though. How come?

Tell me. Well, you know, the guy that don't really want to talk about it, much they just want to get it done with women they want to talk about it you know a little bit more which is that's the way things are yeah but the cross dressers yeah oh my gosh they will talk you to death you get around to setting up an appointment because it's kind of a thrill for them to they're talking to a guy and it's the first time that they're doing it too I think yeah for a lot of them yeah I mean that's one aspect of these things is that you know we're providing the service yeah for people who can't get what they need anywhere else you know they're in relationship or whatever they can't tell anyone if they want to do this

entire life. And most of the guys that come here in their 50s and 60s. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, it's like, I feel like we're providing a well-needed service. Me too. Same shit. You're on some level you are helping people, right? I'm sure you get people that thank you for what you do. Oh, yeah. Right? I do. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. A lot of times people are calling in and talking about their secret life for the first time, you know, when I have a, I started the cross-dressing tier recently, I mean, the cross-dressing tier recently for cross-dressers is because so many of, you know, them can't find a place where they could talk about that. And a lot of my callers are older. And that's because, you know, back in our day, I'm 54, back in our day, like, you couldn't

do anything. And, you know, no, everyone had a secret life. You couldn't do any of the shit. Nowadays, the younger people are so much more open. That's why you're getting that 20-year-old that wants a gang-bang because she could tell her friend she did it. Nobody fucking cares. Right. It's a very different world. Yeah, they are very open sexually. Yeah, we were born in the wrong generation, I feel like. I was ahead of my time. I fucked whoever I wanted. I never had relationships. I would have loved the labels they have now

because I would have felt like I belonged somewhere. Back then I was like, I'm a fucking dysfunctional freak because it was like I was very different, you know? But it turns out that people are much more like that now and it's so much more open. So those older people, yeah, that are coming to you or coming to me, this is something that they can't go anywhere else.

You know, let's do shoutouts to all of your stuff, okay? Because why don't you first tell people where you are, what you offer, where they could find you, you know, all that kind of good stuff. Do your pitch. Okay, I'll do the easy part. We offer just about anything you can think of. If you've got a fantasy, we can probably make it happen. Right.

I say we, because I can say I've kind of brought sweet and salty aboard recently. Well, maybe, wait, sweet and salty siren. I'm assuming she'll know that you're coming on the show, right? Like maybe you could give me a pick of her if she's down with it. Send you a pick, yeah. Okay, great. All right, cool. So you'll get to see who sweet and salty is that, you know, could set things up.

you because I think people like to love to put pictures, you know, to the scenario. So anyway, so go on. So you can find me on FetLife. It's just Joe Beran, J-O-E-B-O-R-A-N. My email is Joe Baran at Protonmail. Okay. I'm going to put all of this in the description, so it'll be super easy for people to find you. Okay. And you'll send me the link so I can just copy and paste them so I know I do it right. Okay. So go on. Okay. And then again, the website, Erotic Adult Photosal. And I'm getting my Twitter. I've got to update my Twitter. It's not really going anywhere yet.

But it's Joe underscore Baran on Twitter. Okay. So you'll send me all those links. Now, where is your area? Again, just so people know. Because listen, if they want to get involved in any of this, they have to come to you, right? You're set up over there. And where is it?

It's just east of Fort Myers. Right. Okay. And you are down and available to set up any kind of experience for people or if they're in your area and they want to be. be like a guy that comes in and gangbangs a girl, right? Or a girl that wants to get gang banged or, you know, whichever person they want to be in these kinds of setups, you're down to have them in your database.

Now, if they reach out to you via email, what do they need to send you? Do they just need to send like, hey, I'm interested and then you'll send them the form of what they have to fill out or they have to send a pick or anything? Yeah, I got forms for everything for gangbangs, gorils, whatever. So, yeah, they just contact me. I'll get it back to them. They can just fill out. It's kind of a copy, you know, fill it out, copy, cut, paste sort of thing. It makes it easy.

Do you need, do you, like, take dick picks or anything like that just to make sure, no. You said, I don't think so, because it sounded like sometimes you're surprised at what shows. Oh, no. No, I mean, no. It's just, you know, because the pictures are not always accurate anyway. Oh, yeah, I know. The best way to take a dick pick is from beneath it, right? And, like, up, because that it makes it look a lot bigger. Yeah. Yeah. That's the way to take it. But what about when the girl, my last question, when you're doing the girls, right, at the gang being, like, is it important to tell?

tell the guys what the girl is all about, or do the guys not really care? Do all they care. Yeah. In fact, when I, let's see, I've got it right here. When I, when a girl wants to have a gang bang, here we go, I send him a quite, I send him a paragraph on how it works, pretty much what we've talked about? That's in a questionnaire. It's like, it starts out with how many guys would you like? Keep it in mind, the more you restrict the kinds of guys are allowed, what are your parameters? Yeah. Like AIDS, body type, cock size, race, or anything else? Yeah. Is it allowed or not? Are condoms required? If yes, where?

It's kissing aloud. Also, not that it happens a lot, but how do you feel about having another woman in the room to either watch, participate? Do you like guys to be verbal, you know, dirty talk and such? Do you like to be fucked gently, hard, very hard, roughly? And then what are the other questions and concerns? And so they send me that. And then I know, and I put that out there while I send out to the guys so that they know what to expect. Yeah, well, I saw your email about the gang bang.

I think that Roger was going to. And this girl liked to be fuck hard and fast. I mean, there were those specific things in there about the girl. So obviously she answered that way, right? Yeah. That's how you know. And that's how you put in there. But, I mean, do you put like body, height, weight, like that kind of stuff, like physically what they look like?

Yeah. So that's kind of a tough one. So I ask the guy's height and weight, you know. Yeah. So, I mean, obviously, you get a guy who's 5, 8, and 250 pounds. He's probably not a fit type. Now, it could be. He's like a bodybuilder.

And that's what makes it tricky, you know? Yeah. And what about the girls, though? Like if you have like a do you, are you specific like, oh, I have a BBW girl or a way, like a 70 year old. Like when it gets like do you have to be. Are you specific about that? Or do they ask questions about who's this girl that I'm going to come fuck at this gang bang? Yeah.

Always ask for pictures from the girls, even if it's just, even if it's just body pictures. Yeah. So the guys can kind of look and get an idea. Because it's kind of harder to tell with girls than guys even with, you know, just hide and weight. Yeah, like where that weight is proportioned, right? I mean, like where it's going. So you send the pick when a guy signed up for a gang bang, he'll get to see a body pick or something so that he knows what he's signing up for. Yeah, so when the girl books with me, I get all the questions answered, and I get their pictures.

I send out an email to all my guys. I've got somewhere over 300 of them now. Yeah. And it tells what she wants, according to that questionnaire, and it's got the pictures attached. Yeah. So they have all the information they need to decide if they want to or not. And then it also has a schedule, you know, what time can you be here? And so I send all that to them.

All they really have to do is look at it and decide if they want to come. and then email me back with a time. Now, in all your years, last question, sorry, but in all your years of doing these gang bang emails and something, do you ever notice that like, oh, so many guys really like this? Because when I send this out, this type of girl out, I get so many fucking hits. Like, what is it?

Like, do you notice that ever? Yeah, condoms. When a girl requires condoms, I get about half as many guys. Wow. That's interesting. Yeah. So the girl that doesn't require condoms, everyone wants that.

Girl. Yeah. Oh, my God, guys are so funny. Yeah, that's the big one. I mean, there's other things, too, but that's the big one. That's the big one that makes a difference. All right, give your shoutouts again. I'm going to put the links in everything for you. And then why not? Like, for the picture, you'll send me the sweet and salty siren, right? If you could send me screenshots of like your questionnaires or anything like that interesting or anything that you think would be interesting, that would be great. I will include all your links. Give the shoutouts again to them. Okay, so FetLife. It's Joe Brand. Yep. Email Joe Baran at ProtonMail.com, eroticadultphotography.com. Right. And Twitter is Joe underscore Moran. Okay. And all those links will be there. Send me some interesting picks for my Patreon members. Once your episode is up, I will give you free access to my Discord, which is like a private thing over there.

Since you called in, you'll get free access to it, and you could go on there and promote whatever you want. And you could post like X-rated stuff and everything. I don't do X-rated stuff on my Patreon, but I'll give you free access to that. you can promote whatever you want on there as well. I greatly appreciate that. Yeah, I know. This is awesome.

Like I said, I've been dying to talk to you for so long. And I feel like you're a great gang bang coordinator. What? What are you going to say? Thanks. I got one more thing for you. Yeah.

You're talking about, you know, where am I? So people want to if they want to come down and all that. You're invited. Oh. I've seen your body picture on the video. I like, oh, you're hot. Oh, and my YouTube, right? I'll set up a gang bang for you.

Oh, my God. That's so funny. I'm not into gang bangs really. I don't think. I don't know. It's funny. Somebody just asked me on my Q&A on my Patreon like what kind of kinks are you into because and I really feel like my show has opened me up to a lot of different things. And when I was young, I watched a really great swinger documentary called The Lifestyle. This was like out like 30 years ago. And I'm like, oh, when I'm like 60, I want to be a fucking swinger. You know, like that's like, why not? You know, get to the place where you don't feel like you own someone sexually.

You do whatever the fuck you want. You're old. Like just live it up. You know, let your last hurrah. And but one of my girls, now all I'm doing is talking to swingers and all that's up. And one of my swinger girls was like, Kathy, why would you wait until you're like 60 do it now while you're still hot? Like that's like the dumbest thing. I was like, oh, you're kind of right. But yeah, thanks for the invite. It's probably not going to happen. And listen, now that I do my show, you know, I'm anonymous too, but like, you know, I don't really put myself out there.

No one knows who the fuck I am. I got a whole brand going on. It kind of works. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. Yeah, yeah, totally. Well, thank you, Joe. Thanks so much for calling it. It has been fascinating.

Like I said, I've been dying to talk to somebody like you. I feel like you were a really good one. You had a lot of specific details. It was super fascinating to me. And send me some picks for my Patreon. And I really appreciate your interest. I'll get that stuff to you. All right, cool.

And then when your episodes up, I'll send you links and stuff so you can promote it on all your stuff as well. Because I'm sure people would love to hear your story. Here you talking. Yeah, that'd be great. Awesome. Thanks so much, Joe. Thank you.

Bye. Bye. Okay. I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only in paperback and e-book, but you can pre-order the audiobook. It's still not going to be out until August 25th, but you can pre-order it. The book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show.

I kind of picked one story from each category that I talk about on my show. Like there's a hot wife story. a cuck queen story. There's a cuck story. There's a gang being girl story. Like I said, 17 stories. And they're all told in the third person. And they're all true. I took the interview and rewrote it in the third person. And I wouldn't really call it like a total erotica book. Think like penthouse letters. It's more direct. It's not so over the top like erotica. I don't really like that kind of vibe, right? But these are true stories. 17 of them. They're really short chapters, easy read. You could read, you know, one or two and then skip around. You could read the whole

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