Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 706 - Stacy Took her Super Young BF to a Swingers Club & a Hotel Takeover

Episode Date: October 18, 2023

Stacy took her super young boyfriend to a swingers club and a hotel takeover and she called in to talk all about it. When did Stacy realize she was into living an alternative lifestyle? How did she bring up swinging to her boyfriend? And, what what were the rules they had going in? Tune in to hear all the details including the their first trip to a swingers club they went to and exactly what went down and didn’t go down and why, how their reclaiming sex was afterwards the club, how and why she decided to go online to find out more about the lifestyle, how that led to her finding out about a hotel takeover, the rules they had going into that scenario, the demographics of the people at the takeover and how and what went down there including the theme of the takeover, the threesome they had there with another female and exactly what went down, how and why her guy couldn’t get it up, the couple that the on them afterwards and why they didn’t hook up with them, how and why she dumped her boyfriend after that experience and how he got her back, how she got him confess he is proposing to her in Nov. and how and why she should help him plan it, the issues she has with her boyfriend now and what she can do about them to make sure they have a successful marriage plus a whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of STACY plus anonymous pics of my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Stacy's a young girl. She's 29, 30 years old, and she called and left me a confessions line. She was at a point in her life that she's not at right now when she called in. Things changed a little bit, but she was at the point where she had just broken up with her guy and she was going to start going to Hotel Takeover Solo. Because, you know, before she broke up with her guy

and was going to Hotel Takeover's Solo, she got her guy into doing it. She's a young girl. She's 29. She's dating a young guy. She started dating a young guy when she was 29. He was only 22. Okay.

And she got him into the lifestyle. Okay. Like they started talking about it. She goes through the whole story. It's super interesting. And because they're newbies and they're such newbies. And they've only had two experience that she talks about. But they're so great to hear.

And I think you can learn a lot from her stories. She does talk about how. she brought it up to her guy, how he felt about it, where they first dipped their toe into the water, which was at a swingers club. She talks all about what they did that first time. It's kind of a hilarious story. She's really funny to me. I mean, I really enjoyed talking to her. This whole episode is super enjoyable and entertaining.

They did discuss some rules and regulations. What she was looking for. It was very specific. She wants to like F guys who are married to other women, not even when the women are there. And she wants her guy to fuck girls and tell her all about it. But she doesn't want to be there. She's not into women at all. She's not into guys who are single.

She's into married men. But only if the wife knows. She's not into guys who are cheating. It's very specific, a kink and fetish thing that she had. Told her boyfriend about it. First, they went to a strip club. She talks about that experience, what went down. And then she talks about their first time going to a swingers club.

It's fucking a hilarious story. They were total newbies going in. They remained newbies coming out. But the story doesn't disappoint. It's super interesting. She talks about exactly like what went down and how they experienced it. Her guy's super young, right? So he was like more shy than she was.

She took control of that situation. And then she talks about the next time what they did. The next time they dipped their toe in the lifestyle, they wound up going to a hotel takeover. She talks about the website where they found that, how they got into it. They learned more about the lifestyle. And then went to this hotel takeover and had a really funny theme. She got dressed up.

It was her birthday. And they had an experience. that time with a girl. That whole experience is hilarious. They also met another couple. That experience is hilarious. The whole thing, like I said, it's just entertaining. She's very entertaining.

Her stories are super interesting. They did have a threesome that night at the hotel takeover with a girl. And she's not into girls. But she talks exactly about, like, you know, exactly what went down with her and her guy. And then the other couple that they met, the guy turned out to be by, so they weren't really into him. Then we get into her relationship with her guy,

how she broke up with them and she wanted to fuck the world and go and live at all her sexual fantasies because this was a girl that never really had these fantasies before. She claims I changed her. Okay, she blames it all on me. I'm not being kidding. Listening to my podcast made her realize, oh, I want to do this, this and that. And then she like broke up with her guy. She talks about why she broke up with her guy at one point, which is kind of hilarious.

And she dumped him and she wanted to go and experience the lifestyle on her own solo. She wanted to like fuck the world and she was ready to go to her own hotel takeover by herself. That's when she called me. By the time she booked her call and called in, which was today, he had gotten back with her. He wooed her back his way and she is back with him. They're about to get married. There's a lot of marriage advice at the end and some good information. The whole episode is super interesting.

Like I said, even though they're newbies and there's not so much, so much action involved in this. episode. There's a lot of laughing. There's a lot of good information, I think, on it. And she really is interesting and tells a good story. And she's fun. And she sent me picks for my Patreon. You could go over there to see them. But I'm going to be right back on with Stacy. Welcome to the Strictly anonymous podcast. How are you today? Good. How are you? I'm good. So Stacy, you had like a fantasy that you wanted to fuck other people's boyfriends, husbands. I mean, and you're with the guy and we're going to talk about that, but I mean, is it very specific, like you want to fuck guys that are with other people or just fuck other guys?

So I feel like I've always kind of been into that because, like, I've never dated, I've never stolen somebody's boyfriend or anything like that. But, like, I do, because I am in a secure relationship. So I feel like if a guy's in a secure marriage, then he's not, like, going to be worried about me. And it could just be, like, a quick fling. And I feel, I don't know why I get some sort of, like, something from it because if like the wife

was to give him permission, then like I feel like he's so lucky or something. So you don't want him to be cheating on his wife with you. You want her enough. Yeah, exactly. But you do, it's like very specific. It's like you don't want him to be cheating, but you want him to have someone else and and you want to fuck him though. Yeah. While you're with somebody else.

Yeah. With my permission given as well. Well, your boyfriend's permission given. Yeah. Okay, so did you start fantasizing this because you saw it in porn or something? Do you know why this came about? Do you have any clues? It's very specific. I know.

Well, I think it's because we did start to kind of dabble into the world. So this started when you got into the lifestyle? Yes, but I feel like I started to get into the world in the first place because, well, I grew very prudish and very like a tease. I wasn't really like that sexual or anything. and then maybe two or maybe like 2020 I found your podcast so that I just started listening to it and I was like so shocked I was just like I can't believe people are like doing this so I think that that kind of started me being a little bit more open oh my god say you're blaming it on me

yes I'm 100% blaming it on you that's what a prude girl does it's got to be somebody else's fault it has to be it can't be mine I'm too I'm a good girl yeah you're pure like the driven snow until I ran over you with all my episodes and put dirty thoughts in your mind. But that can happen. So you start listening to these kinds of things. I mean, you sound super young, right? How old are you? Right now, I'm 29.

So when did you, when did all this start happening a couple years ago or recent? So it was a couple years ago. So I met my boyfriend when I was 27 and he was 22. So it was kind of like a boy toy kind of situation. And I feel like I was going to teach him everything. And so we, in our relationship, I was, I told him you're a young guy. So like it would make sense if you, if we're going to be together forever, that if you would like other women, like I wouldn't fault you for having those thoughts. And so then I was like, you know, if you would want, we can try to go to one of these like swinger clubs.

But first of all, my boyfriend was very sheltered or he wasn't very that sexually out there anyway. He was 22, dude. I know. in the cradle, okay? He's a young boy. I know. I know. I took him to like his first strip club and everything. Like I definitely like. Yeah, the prude. The prude. The girl who goes herself a prude. Can I ask you a question before him? Had you had sex?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Okay. Okay. No, I don't know. You were like painting a picture of yourself. All right. But you offered up the open relationships to this guy because you just started listening to what other people were doing and you started to open your mind to different possibilities. Exactly. And that's your podcast is fault. Okay. So wait, when you bring it up to your guy, this 22-year-old dude who probably wasn't listening to the podcast, how did he react? Sorry? How did he react? Well, you know, at first, he was just like, wow, okay. Yeah, definitely. I mean, sure, I wouldn't mind it. Because, you know, I'm basically giving him like a hall pass or just, you know, basically giving him the fact that I'm not going to kill him if he cheats on me or stuff.

something like that. Did you tell him at that point that you wanted to be with other people? Well, yes and no. I told him that if you really wanted to explore this, I would allow him, but I'm not going to, I'm not going to be, I'm not going to be stupid. If you get one, I get one too. I don't like girls. So I don't, I'm not going to fake that. I'm like bisexual just to like I like men. So if you get one, I'm going to get one. And that was basically what we like kind of ended it as. And he basically said, okay, if you ever do do something with a guy, like if I've, if I've done then you can as well, but I don't want to hear about it. And what about you?

Did you want to hear about his excursions? Yes. I'm like, I think I'm a cook because I'm like, I can't always want to be there. But I don't even want to like, I don't even want to be involved. But even if I'm not there, I want to know everything. Interesting. Okay, so you bring it up. He's this young guy.

You're teaching him all these ways. You have these little rules on the table. Now, is your first step into this? Like you go to a swingers club? Yes, so first we went to the strip club. So first of those, strip clubs are so expensive. It's just so much money. So we basically took maybe $200 or like $250 out in like ones.

And then and we went at 9 p.m. because we're both like old people like in our souls. Like we literally go to the museum and the zoo for fun. So we went at 9 p.m. and there was like probably three strippers and some weird guys. And my thing is, this is why I'm so bad with women. is that I just start talking to them and become their friends. And I was just like, chilling with her and having conversations. And my boyfriend's like, can we be here for what we're here for? And I was like, okay, yeah, girl, dance.

And then they went to the room at one point. And then he got a lap dance from her. And they said that I couldn't go in there unless I paid an extra $100. And I didn't really care for the lap dance. So I just kind of let him do his thing. And then, yeah, no, it was fun. And then I kind of like told him about there's these swingers clubs. And we should go to one one night.

and let's see what's there because it sounds interesting because we honestly were we had no idea where is there going to be like just sex out and just everywhere like we just wanted to see it honestly so we went to um this club and it was it was pretty cool so but wait before you go there do you discuss what you guys were going to do like were you going to go and just check out the scene are you going to go and hook up a couples where you're going to go and have sex with other people did you know? Did you talk about it? Yeah. So we kind of discussed like one that we really wanted to see and just kind of see what's there. And I would say that if we did meet a couple and he was into the girl and I was into the guy we could do something, we really didn't have a solid game plan. But

it's funny because we went there. And again, I did what I usually do is I just start drinking and start like becoming basically calls it like a feminazi to women and I'm just like yeah he should pay your bills he should do this and I'm just like talking to these girls as like friends and and then the guys are just kind of there standing there and so we're just chit-chatting and then we just don't end up fucking because one I don't think that you can even approach like that after that day I definitely went and started like watching videos of how you're supposed to actually approach women because I literally do not know how to do that. So, yeah, I think that I just kind of was like, so at the end of like me just like talking and

ranting and like girl talking with this girl. So I'm like, so do you want to fuck? And she just laughed. And I was like, oh, I think I have, I know. Well, what I paint the picture of what the Swingers Club was like. Did it mean your expectations was it totally different? What did you expect and what did you see? So when you first walked in, I expected to see like just people having sex everywhere.

But it really wasn't like that. It was actually just kind of like a club atmosphere. and then they had these like rooms at the back where people were fucking, but I didn't even make it there or see that place because I started getting, because I started getting drunk and drinking and just mingling with people, because that's like my favorite thing to do anyways. So I really was like just blinders on and just like mingling. And it actually made me feel like, wow,

I can't believe I've ever paid before when I was single to go to a club, when I could just go to one of these clubs and I get so much attention. I get so much free drinks. And I can do, like, it was so much. much fun. So you liked it. And what were the people like? I mean, because you're pretty young and your guys young. Was it an older crowd? What were the demographics? So the crowd was kind of mixed. It was kind of like, I wouldn't say like 30s to like 40s. And maybe some, yeah, 30 to 40s, honestly, they were pretty decently like around my age. And they were really like, they're good

looking people. But I think that they were also kind of, like shocked by me and my boyfriend a little bit because one my boyfriend's very quiet and doesn't talk that much and me I'm like super bubbly and having these like conversations and I feel like it was weird because I feel like they were kind of looking for like me to be like hey so this is what I'm into this is what I like but really I'm like oh tell me about your childhood what's your sign I'm just like trying to like get to know them or be their friends and I think that that was kind of off-putting because they're just kind of like what's wrong with this girl No, but I also know, because probably a lot of those people were not newbies like you guys.

I do know that a lot of times couples that have been in the lifestyle for a long time, they kind of shy away from newbies because of the kinds of experiences they sometimes have with them. So it was probably super obvious that you guys had never been before. And that was a big red flag on your forehead while you were just talking away, half cocked out of your mind drunk and your guys. He's just sitting there without talking. And yes, and I definitely kept leading with that. I'm like, it's my first time.

Oh, my God. Yeah, you could have just brought a red flag with you and waved it as you walked through the crowd. Literally. Oh, my God, that's awesome. Yeah, I did that every time. But wait, so now because your guy's super quiet, he wasn't like, hey, babe, shut the fuck up. Let's go in the back and watch people fuck.

Like, nothing of that went down. He just took your lead. and because you didn't even think to go back there, you guys never did. Yes. Well, I didn't even notice it until the next morning when we were talking about our experience or whatever. He was like, hey, do you know that when you were talking to this girl, like, I was literally talking to a girl and like some other guys getting eating some other girls pussy like right

next to you? And I'm like, I didn't even see it. Oh, so there was some sex going on. Your guy saw it. You did it. Yes. Yeah, I was just tunnel vision just. Jabber jaw.

Chitting away. Yeah, I can't stop talking. It's kind of a. I'm working on it. No, no, no, I get it. Listen, I'm a talker too. And sometimes if I'm nervous, I'll over talk because you're like, it's your way. It's what you do and it's what you're comfortable with.

So if you're uncomfortable, you kind of talk more. Right? Yep, definitely. Right? It might be your thing too. Okay, so you guys go home. Now, did it kind of, like, when you got home, did it like add to your horniness at all? Because you had been in that atmosphere.

You kind of dipped your toe in. Did you have any kind of good sex? or was it just like a regular experience? It's funny. Since I did listen to your podcast a lot, I was always like, after any of these experience, let's go home and fuck because it's going to be like so much better. Yeah. But I really think we're like two 80 year old people in the young people bodies because

every single time we knock out immediately. Oh my God. You guys are hilarious. Yeah. Yeah. We literally just go straight to bed. Like even in, yeah, like it's actually so. That is so funny.

All right. It didn't add to your sex life or anything. And then now I know you go again, correct? Yes. So, well, okay, so after we went to the Swingers Club, I basically talked to my boyfriend, and he basically said that, you know, I have no game of getting girls. And, like, I'm completely doing everything wrong. I need to learn how to speak to women.

And he basically said something along lines of like, oh, you're like building a burger, and you don't know how to build the burger because you just start talking and put the patty down. Then you're like, let's fuck. And the girl doesn't even know you. And it's just weird. So then I started to do more research. I started to look online and whatnot. And then I found this like YouTube couple.

And they were saying to go to this website and that's how you find all these things. And blah, blah. So I joined this Swinger's website called like Cassidy, I think. So I joined that. And like I have to go back there and delete it to be honest because it's just like a picture of me. My boyfriend is smiling. Just like two freaking nerds. Like not even a hot pick.

Yeah, I got nothing from that. But did you learn anything? I did because I guess that they will send you these hotel takeovers that people were talking about in these YouTube videos. They'll send you that to your messages, which is so convenient. So they send this hotel takeover. And I was like, hey, babe, this is a thing. You go to these hotel route. They take over a whole floor.

And then there's things happening in all the rooms. Like, let's definitely do this. And the hotel takeover that we went to was actually like prom themed. And it was my birthday. Oh my God. It was so much fun. Oh, my God. It was the best time ever.

But yes, I wore this like cute, beautiful like prom dress. And he wore like this cute, like suitish kind of thing. And so we went. And it was honestly so much fun. Well, first thing that I did was so I was really nervous about this situation. So I didn't want to buy a room. on the same floor because I was nervous. I don't know if I was going to like it.

So we come down. Wait, hold on one second. Quick question. I'm going to get the whole story. Don't worry about it. People hate when I interrupt, but I don't forget where I fucking am, okay? I want to know what was your game plan going into this hotel takeover. Had you learned how to pick up a chick?

Did your guy say, hey, I'll open my mouth and try and talk now too? I mean, like, did you guys have a better game plan than the first time? Yes. So I told him one to talk more. And I also told him too, like, it's obvious that you kind of are a little bit jealous if a guy's talking to you. So maybe me, me hooking up with a guy is not something that you want to see or be necessarily around, which I can totally understand. So let's just make this maybe try to have a threesome or just make it about you because like I can cash in my coin at any point. Right.

And you were and you knew that you had no jealousy that would come up around seeing him with anyone. So you're like let him go first. Yes, exactly. Yeah, that's good, especially because you said, oh, he seems jealous. I mean, that's like a big red flag right there. You definitely don't want to do anything if he has that going on. You know what I mean? At all.

Exactly. Yeah, yeah. And so when I went there, I'm like, gosh, I mean, he had a lot of reasons to be jealous because we were a young couple. A lot of the people there were like married older couples, which is fine. I mean, there's people who had way better bodies than me. all these very gorgeous people. But like a lot of the guys were kind of like, I don't know if they could see, smell newbie, but they were just like, yeah, let's like be-line.

They smelled your ovaries, your eggs and your ovaries. Yeah, they were definitely be-lining. You're young, guys like young girls. Yes, definitely. And honestly, not to give too much information for myself, but I'm kind of like a light-skinned black girl and they're all like white. So I think there was kind of like the novelty of that too. Oh, yeah, probably.

I looked I looked really good that day. It was my birthday. So you already know I came. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, so paint the picture. So your light skin black girl, you got a big nice ass. You have a tiny like little waist like super shapy.

Yes, super shapy. I don't have a tiny waist. I mean, I do like proportion to my body, but I am on the thicker side. I have like big double Ds. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So everything goes together good. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And honestly, it was my birthday. So the dress was just perfect. I mean, I just, I just, I took, pictures and I was just like oh my god I'd look so good I don't know but like how did those old people look in

their prom outfits that's like a dumb theme I'd be horrified at my age to put on like a prom dress what's funny a lot of them didn't even really do it of course they were just dressed in like lingerie I was the only person was like oh no it looks like I came to prom like I had a fake tiara yeah you can a girl in her 20s could just could rock that and look cool but a woman in her 40s or 50s is going to look like a asshole yeah definitely and I think that's why none of the them really did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they were wearing hot lingerie and you were rocking your great dress because it's your birthday and you were like totally into it. Yes, exactly. And I kept telling everybody, it's my birthday. Oh my God, I love it. And you were getting a lot of attention.

Yes. So, well, okay, so the first two couples that came up to me, we're just like walking in the hallway. And first of all, I can't lie to you. I'm just like, why did I not do any of these things when I was younger because I had a cousin that actually did kind of like go to the the stringers club and stuff and I thought she was crazy. But like I love it's so much attention. And I'm like, oh my God. Like it just makes me, I don't know. I was just addicted to the attention a little bit.

I was like, oh my gosh. Wow, I'm so flattered. It's funny that your cousin admitted that to you. It's a female cousin of yours, I told you. Yes, yes. She's a little bit of, she's that girl. She definitely did that. She now was living her best life with her old Sugar Daddy and has his

kids and living like on his land and is like rich so she's just happy and and doing her own thing when you're like oh my god now i know why she loved it yes oh my gosh and and i should have been doing this when i was single what the hell is wrong with me i literally was single for five years doing nothing but watching Netflix and getting fat like i swear to god you're so funny i can't i can't even believe it like i had so many years that i could done this and now i'm in this relationship where we're definitely going to get married and he's going to post me in a month, I strong earned him into finding out the date and everything. And I'm just like, damn, if I only had two months, I could have just been a complete whore with no.

Oh my God, you're so fucking fucking buddy. But I know that there's a breakup after this fucking hotel takeover. So let's get back to the hotel takeover. So you're there. You're looking fine. People are like giving you a lot of attention. Are they giving your guy a lot of attention to? And is he more talkative this time?

Well, see, okay, so the two couples at first came up to us, I guess they were together and they were they switch in between themselves. So one of the guys I wasn't really attracted to, but one of the guys, I was like, I could do something if I really wanted to. But my boyfriend didn't like any of the wives. Like, he wasn't like into it and I could tell. So I was just kind of like, oh, this is about him anyway. So let's just kind of slowly get out of this situation.

So we talked to them for a bit. And then we were walking down the hallway and then they're just like this, like she's probably like in her 30s, but she like literally had the best body ever. I could not believe it. And she was just like, hey, you guys want to fuck? Something like that. I was just like, Jesus. She's you.

She's not layering the burger. She's just fucking getting right to it. She's your kind of girl. I know. I swear to God, I was like, I didn't even know what to do. So I was just like, yeah, yeah, sure. So we went upstairs to our hotel room. She had this, like, huge duffel bag full of, like, things.

So when she went to, when I met her in the hallway, she was like, hey, do you guys want to fuck and I was just like, oh, that's quick. You don't even know me. I could be a serial killer. And then she was like, oh, well, I've been arrested before. And I was just like, for what? And she was, if you fuck me, we'll find out. And I was like, okay. What the fuck does that mean? I have no idea. So I'm just like, okay. So I look at my boyfriend like, hey, this is it. Get ready. Oh my God. Young and dumb. Okay, because this girl says, I've been arrested before and after you fuck me, you're going to find out why. I would be like running for the hills as an old lady because I went here, she's going to kill me. And you're like, oh, yeah, let's go fuck her.

Yeah, because I was like, you know what? She's gorgeous. She has a good body. And she's asking for threesome. I mean, I love it. This is what's great about being young. Like I said, young and dumb. Like when you get old, you like think things through a little bit more. That's like the bad thing about being old. This is the fun thing about being young. Okay. So anyway, go back to your story. Yes. And but what's crazy about it is that, okay, so I can tell right away. She was not even talking to my boyfriend. She wasn't even looking at him. She just wanted to fuck me. And that's very intimidating because I, like I said, I'm not into girls. So it's just kind of like, okay, I guess I'm just going to set it up for my boyfriend, but also I don't know what I'm doing here.

I don't know what to give you because she was like completely ignoring my boyfriend, right? So we get to the room. And honestly, I don't know how to have sex with two people. So I'm like, so I just started sucking her nipples. She had like these hard fake tits. Oh my gosh. It was just so random. And I just did not know what to do. And my man's just like standing there and he kind of doesn't even know what to do. And then she kissed him. But you could tell she just wasn't really into it. There was like a really weird thing about this girl where she kind of was like glazed over eyes and just not really present.

Yeah, not really present. Yeah, that's not hot. Yeah, that's not hot. Yeah. Emotional. Yes. And it was not hot at all. My boyfriend, he is a tourist and he's a very sensual like he wants the girl to kind of be like enthusiastic to be there. so it did not work out.

Like how far do you go with her? Okay, so my gosh. So she basically can tell that she kind of has to take the reins here because we don't know what we're doing. So she goes, lay on the bed and I'll like eat you out. And then like your man could like fuck me from the back. So we're like, hey, cool. So personally for me, like I said, I'm not really into women. So it really was doing absolutely nothing for me while she was like eating my pussy like a zombie anyways.

So like, so I kept like looking at my boyfriend like, hey, you good, like putting up the thumbs up like good. But he couldn't get hard. He couldn't get hard. He couldn't get hard. Yeah, I know. Like God, the fucker. No, he couldn't. I know.

And I was just like, God damn, hurry the frick up because like, I don't know what to do here. I'm like faking. I'm like literally faking it. And, you know, a girl could tell when a girl's faking it. Let's be real. So it's just kind of like, bro, this is for you. You're on the world stage right now. Like literally you have one job.

But I get, I like get it because I know my boyfriend. And it was because like she was just like not into him. And she wasn't really giving him anything. So he, I mean, he's not just going to get turned on by naked body, especially like a young guy. Because they've seen tits like so many times. They've seen everything. So I feel like he has to get hard because of a girl that wants to fuck him. Yeah, for sure.

For him, it wasn't working. And listen, in the lifestyle, I've heard of that happening. It's not like a totally uncommon thing. There was a lot of reasons why your guy couldn't get hard. I know. So the girl kind of notices at this point. And then she was just like, oh, then she takes a wand from her bag of tricks. In retrospect, if there was maybe like a like a strap on or something, then that would have been so much fun.

But you know, she had that like huge wand vibrator. And she was just like to basically make me come. And I was like, girl, I got you. And so I just kind of used that. And then she came. and then I swear to God, it was like not post-nut clarity, but it was kind of like, after that happened, it was kind of like, we're all just standing around like, so, so what, what do you get arrested for?

And did you tell you, I'm dying to know? Yes, so apparently she used to do hard drugs and she got arrested for having meth. And so I'm just like, how is meth? Is it just like Adderall? How long did you do meth? Did you have your kid on meth? And I'm just like going into this whole conversation and I'm talking about her son and how he got in trouble at school today.

We're all just naked. My boyfriend's just standing there. We're just like literally having this like 30 minute conversation. Then I was kind of like just about her life and just, and I told her that she has like a great body and like, how'd you do it? She was like because I was mass skinny my whole life. And then I just got fake tits.

We're just like like bonding, whatever. And this is the only time in the whole day that she's like a little bit animated. So I'm thinking of my head. I'm just like, I wonder if you're like having sex now because you need something to like, I don't know. I don't know. So it was very weird. But so then I say to her, hey, I have two beds in here. And I don't know if you got a room here here. But just because I'm a girl's girl at the end of the day, you can like sleep here tonight. If you don't have anywhere else to sleep in. I don't want to be forced to sleep in some guy's room that is weird or anything like that. And she was like, oh, you're so nice, whatever. And then I was like, do want to go back to the party? Because I'm like, my social battery has not ended. I'm like, I want to go back and continue to party. So we go back to the party. And then. Okay, so then we meet this other couple. And then now this guy is like super duper into me, but he's by and he's kind of into my man, which does, I mean, he just was kind of like, I think that threw him through a fucking loop

because he was just like, I've never, because I always tell him, my boyfriend has a really fat ass. He's Puerto Rican. And I always tell him, like, you would do so well if you're gay. Guys love him because not only is he super masculine, super that guy, but he also has this beautiful ass. It's just a bubble butt. Yes, it's a bubble butt. And it's perfectly shaped and everything because he works out and does a lot of squats and whatever. Yeah, that's all gay men.

Gay men have the best fucking asses. They take care of it. They look good. I'm an ass girl. I notice everyone's ass walking around the street. And a lot of guys have not a good ass. Okay. But most of the time when I see a nice ass in New York, it's on a really fit gay man.

They just take care of themselves. Like you said, a lot of regular men just do weights on the top. They don't take care of their legs and their butt. Mm-hmm. Exactly. And it's funny because even at my job, one of my gay co-workers was like, damn, your boyfriend has a fat ass. I tell him this every day. Oh, my God. Wait, how did that guy say cop to you guys that he was by? He just put it out there straight up right in the beginning when you met him? Well, no, actually. So, okay, so we go. And honestly, the guy was decent looking to me. I could have done it. And I'm not worried about Dubai, but like I said, it was kind of for my boyfriend anyways. And I was at this point, I didn't think that we're going to fuck anybody. So, but his girlfriend or his wife was like, not my boyfriend's type.

So there's that. And he's also quiet, so he's not really saying anything. But I know my man. So I knew that he was like not into it. So then we go downstairs to smoke, which my boyfriend doesn't smoke. So he's also like, all of you guys are disgusting. So we're all downstairs just chain smoking and drinking, whatever. And then the guy, he was talking about how he's in the military.

My boyfriend's a really big military. He's into that kind of stuff. So they're talking about the military. And then he basically kind of just comes out saying, yeah, that's where I fuck my first guy. My boyfriend was like, wreck and scratch. Like, he was so confused. At least he was honest about it. Exactly, which I was totally cool with.

I was like, wow, like, good for you, you know? My boyfriend was kind of like, oh, I didn't know that we were like bonding so you could fuck me. Like, he was definitely like, I didn't. He threw him through the loop, which was so funny because I just thought it was so funny because I think he was thinking, well, I'm not going to fuck his wife. But like, then when that happened, he was like, oh, is this for me? Do you want to fuck me and my girl? And so he was definitely not into it. And then so we took their numbers and we went to bed.

And so the next day, I was like, hey, she have fun, blah, blah. I didn't want to be like, oh, you get hurt, whatever. I was like, who cares? You had fun. I had a blast. All I need is attention and just talking to people about million things. Like, that is my fun birthday anyway. So I had a blast.

And then we went home. Everything was good. But the army guy, he put us into a. group chat with me, my boyfriend, and his wife. And they were just like, hey, come down to, we have a pool house and this like dungeon room. And he sent like this video of it. You guys should come by, blah, blah, blah. My boyfriend's like, don't answer that. He did not, he, he wasn't, he didn't like it. He wasn't into it. So then, so then we just like really didn't talk. And then it kind of just fell off because obviously basically ignoring. But I'm like, I'm not an ignoring type of person. So I'm like, I'm

going to answer, but I'm going to like be just, just cordial and then just kind of curve that because I can't just be rude to people and just not reply. That's super fucked up. So, and it's, they sent pictures of themselves. That's, that's, it would be roots to not answer somebody's nude, basically. Yeah, it's a, it's a bigger diss. They can think it's because of their picks or whatever. You don't want to ghost them. I think that's cool. Exactly. Exactly. So, so we kind of did that, but then slowly fell off, whatever. That was your last experience, though. You guys really haven't had. It's still a fun episode, okay? I like this episode.

I mean, you're fucking hilarious to me, and you're trying out all your stuff is great, because it's different, right? I mean, I've been doing my show for nine years. It's hard to find a unique episode at this point. Even though every story is really unique. You know, yours is unique in that you kind of just had this one kind of hookup. You haven't been back since.

You are about to get married. But at some point after this, you guys break up, correct? Yes. So we were together for two years. And basically, like, we had an anniversary. and I feel like I just kind of make my boyfriend's life very easy. So I feel like he didn't try that hard, but also I'm kind of crazy. So I'm just like, hey, we're shacking up together.

Like, where's my ring? Also, like, I'm almost turned 30. You know how it is when a girl's about to turn there. And I'm just like, I need to be compensated for my time. Oh, my God. And how old was your guy at this time? 24? He's 24.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I know. I know. Have you ever heard of, have you ever heard of my marriage math? Stacey, you obviously haven't. Well, I'll give you it. No, please tell me.

I'll give it to you at the end of the episode. I don't want to ruin your plans right now. Okay. So I was acting pretty crazy, but there's two reasons. One, I'm just like, listen, if you're not ready to repose, I get it. But you need to, like, we need to break up because I feel like I want to be a whore and I can't be that. Like, I would not be a whore because that's, like, kind of rude. But, you know, I want to, I've opened up, like, sexually in my life.

life, I feel I could have, should have been doing this stuff, and I was single, and I didn't. So, like, we can break up. I'm totally okay with that because, like, tomorrow I'm going to be outside, as the kids say. I just, I want to go do these things that I've never done before. And, like, now I'm, like, getting to the age or I'm just like, I'm more comfortable with myself and my body. And, and I, I, I grew really religious. So I was very, like, that's where the prudeness came from in the first place. So I was like, I'm not there. I want to do some, do stuff. So, When I broke up with him, we're still living together, obviously. And it wasn't like a real breakup because we were still living together.

But wait, did you give him? Did you break up or did you give him an ultimatum? Like either put a ring on it or I want to go out and fuck other people. Well, this is a thing. He did say that he was when we were like breaking up. He did say, oh, like I'm going to propose you sometime by the end of the year. Just relax. But for me, it was kind of like because we had an anniversary and I felt like he, he, I told him one thing.

I always won a card. It's not that difficult. he didn't give me a card so that's kind of why I broke up with him. Oh my God. It's hilarious. Oh my God. Yeah. Listen,

10 years from now, when you guys have like five kids and careers, you're going to look back and be like, I can't believe I got in a fight about a fucking card. Let me ask you this. Because Kathy, hear me out. I plan everything. I make this man's life so easy. All your only job is, is to be, do your man duties. And on holidays, you don't even have to plan anything, but a card would be nice.

Guys don't do shit like that. I'm going to tell you when you guys get married, okay, all the cards that you're going to send to his parents for all their holidays and all the cards to his side of the family, you're going to do all of that. The woman does all of that. The guys don't. Single guys have never sent a card to anyone.

You want to know why? Well. Because married men send cards. You want to know why? Because their wives do it. Guys don't send cards. But I get it. It's your love language.

Okay? It's your love language. You want a fucking card. He's got to learn to do it. You did break up with him because he didn't buy a card. So probably most likely he'll buy you a fucking card in the future. Yes, and it's funny that you say that actually, because that is true, right? But recently, I think it was his mom's birthday or something.

I made him get his mom a card. Of course. I don't know. I told him, hey, so you see that. That's okay, but you told him to, I don't care that you made him write it. You were the one that brought it up. You were the one that told him he had to do it. And he sent it because that's what girls do.

Guys aren't thoughtful like that. It's not because they're fucking assholes. It's just they don't roll that way. That's not like their thing. So I know everyone has a love language. you know, cards from a guy, you know, I don't know how long that's going to last for you, but hopefully you won't care that much three years from now because I, you know, well, you know what? It is when his mom did get that letter, she literally cried and you could

tell that she likes me even more because she knew that I made to do that. Yes, that's what guys do. I have like married guy friends and I have single guy friends. My single guy friends have never sent me a fucking card. They don't do things like they don't do it to their parents. They don't do it for anyone in their family because they don't have a wife, okay? When a guy gets married, he starts doing all that shit because his wife does it for him. You will get your guy into cards because you will get him on it. So go buy yourself your next 10 years of anniversary cards and put it on his fucking side of the bed every day before your birthday, make him write something nice in it and you'll get your

fucking card, okay? That's the way you got to roll. It'll still be personal because it'll be what he wrote. But you might have to buy the card. for him. Well, that's actually kind of how we ended up many offenses. But so when we did break up, so my first thought, honestly, was like, okay, for broken up, like, I get to do, live my life now.

Now I can like. But you broke up with him for a card? I just need to know. Like, everything was great in your relationship. Everything was fine. He's the guy of your dreams. You're kind of close to getting married to him. You plan an anniversary.

He doesn't get you a card. So you literally break up with him just because of that. That was the only reason. doesn't get me a card. And after we did this whole spa thing that I planned, I said, hey, let's go to dinner. Because what I like to do at every year anniversary is basically because I am kind of a little bit crazy. I kind of be like, here's our year and review.

Let's go over some things in our relationship. What's working? What's not? Whatever. Right. And so I told him, hey, let's go to dinner. And he goes, let's go to Chipole. He's 24.

That's where guys are 24 go. Let him fucking grow up before you're going to be taken to a fucking steakhouse. He's not. He's 24. Oh, my gosh. Well, Kathy, it made me angry. Oh, my God. I know.

I get it. You're too young to see it. You're too young to see it the way I see it. It's cute and everything. And I'm sure I was exactly like you at your age. But I'm just giving you some solid advice. Because if you're going to get married at this age and you're going to marry a fucking 24-year-old guy, you said you're two months away from it.

You're going to have to live in reality. Okay. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

And you like Hillstone. Make the reservations too. Take, book the spa and the restaurant. Okay, just pick it and just do that shit for him. He's a Chapalty guy. I mean, he's not going to do it for you. I know, but wait until you hear it. Okay, so I hear that.

So then, okay, so first of all, so then we break up because honestly, I just kind of really wanted to like prove my point, which is obviously very manipulative and fucked up. But, you know, that's what we do. So, and then I was like, hey, if I'm, if you want me to be single right now you're not going to like basically beg for me and apologize on your knees for this because obviously he was like, bro, it's not that serious. But I was like, it is. I'm like, I'm going to start going out, you know. So I started going out a little bit, but like I didn't like make out with anybody or

whatever. But I was like, oh my gosh, one of these hotel takeovers is happening again. I should go to it? So then I was like, oh my God, this can be so much fun. And this was my plan. And this is why I called you because I'm like, should I do it? Should I not? So I was just like, oh my God, I really want to do this. but I didn't end up doing it because the day before it was the hotel takeover day. And mind you, my boyfriend had no idea that I had this planned or anything. I was just like, oh, this guy is just going to wake up and be like, where the hell is this girl? But the day before that, he bought me a card. Oh, he got you back right in time.

Literally right in time because, I mean, I had no idea what was going to happen. Oh, my God, hilarious. So he got you the card, and you went back there. The card, the flowers, and then I, yeah, I forgave him. And I strong-armed him. So let me tell you this, Kathy. So you're talking about planning and blah, blah, blah, right? So I strong-armed him into telling me because he said, oh, I was going to propose to you by the end

of the year. I strong-armed him into telling me the date because I'm crazy. And he told me the date, which is in November. And I was like, oh, okay. And Kathy, it's a couple, there's some time until November. And I'm doing everything in my power to not plan it myself. I'm actively trying to not plan it myself to the point where I told him. him.

All right. Well, that's your day. No, no, no, but why are you trying not to plan it? What happens if he plans it and you're disappointed? Maybe you should fucking plan it yourself. Well, see. I mean, you might break up with him because he didn't buy the right color flowers. I don't know.

You're like a little particular and you're hasty. You act out of haste. I mean, maybe you should put a little bit of yourself into the planning of it. Well, girl, I did. So what I did was is I told him, hey, that's your day. and I'm not going to stomp on whatever you have. But let's take the week off right after that. And then I planned a bunch of things.

Let's go to Vegas. Let's do whatever. And I basically, depending on how good his proposal is, but I still want him to do it all on his own. But I'm going to be like, hey, when we go to Vegas, like we have all these beautiful places that we're going, if you want to propose like 10 times on the trip,

I'm down for that as well. Okay, could I just ask you a question? We're going to wrap it up in a good 10 minutes, but I love talking to you. You're hilarious. Thank you. This kind of stuff is fun for me to talk about. But do you have some sort of expectations of this proposal that have to be in place or you're going to be very upset?

Well, you know what? No. Yes and no. I told them, one, I don't do restaurants. And then two, I told them you can pretty much do whatever you want as long as it's kind of like it's you. I don't think that I really expect is one, not at a restaurant because I hate that for some reason. And two, I already told them the exact type of ring I want. So, I mean, it's got to be that ring.

So besides that, everything else could roll. He took you to a parking lot and got out of the car and gave you the ring that you wanted and didn't take you inside the restaurant. Like, you would be happy. I just, I think with you, you might have to be very specific. Just really think it through because I don't want you to ruin the poor fucking moment. This guy concocks up from you. He's 24. He's a guy.

It might not be the engagement proposals. of the century. Guys, he doesn't sound like he's thoughtful in that way. You are, and that's great. You're going to make a great pair because you have that. He doesn't.

So you might just want to give him a lot of information to make sure that you are happy and you don't ruin that fucking moment by being a little bitch that you could be sometimes. Well, Kathy, that's a good question. I'm happy that you said that.

Because if he proposed to me in a parking lot, I will not ruin the moment. I will definitely still say yes. But then after, once that day is over, then I'll tell him, hey, when we go to Vegas, we're going to be in a lot of beautiful spots. Supposed to me 10 times on the trip, figure out different ways. Oh, my God. I can't wait.

Can you please do my favor and email me and tell me how he does it? I just want this poor guy is probably fucking sweating, Googling. Like, how the fuck do I propose to this girl that has all these needs? I know. And seriously, Kathy, he is like that. And the thing that I keep telling myself is don't have. Help him. No, no, but no, but the fact, listen, I think the point is if he's, when you say he is

like that, meaning he will go looking and try to figure it out as hard as he can. Is that what you're saying? Yes, but I think that he just kind of like, there's no but. There's no but. That is what's the most important. That he tries, that he wants to please you. If he doesn't please you, that doesn't fucking matter. He's trying to.

Sometimes he doesn't get it right, but it's not, his intention is not, I don't fucking give a shit. He is intending to please you. But he likes Chapolte and he doesn't realize that that's going to fucking devastate you. You're going to have to learn some basic guy, girl, things because I'm going to explain you marriage math and then I'm going to explain you a video that you need to go and listen to from this very famous divorce attorney called James Sexton. I'm like super obsessed with them. I think I'm going to ask him to be on my show. And you're going to listen to this before you take the fucking ring and get married at 29 years old. Okay. Marriage math is just. I think I saw it on YouTube, but continue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great. Soft white underbelly. Okay. Listen, you need to listen to it,

okay? Because he's going to, he's as realistic as I am when it comes to fucking life, okay? You're a little unrealistic. That's because you're 20-something years old. Okay, I don't know this shit I know now, but this is what I'm going to just tell you. Marriage math is this. Take the age you're going to get married, which is 30. And then minus it by the age you think you're going to die at. And whatever it equals is the amount of years you're going to be stuck with the same person. I don't care that you're going to be fucking other people. This guy is probably going to forget a lot of cards, okay? So you might want to throw that expectation out the window and start to really learn how to figure out how to make it work because these little things that you get stuck on

aren't really that important in the scheme of things. And marriage is a big thing to do. And you're marrying a guy that's super young. So try to ease up on your expectations on him. Pull a little bit more weight maybe because you're the bossier one, the more aggressive one, the older one. When he sounds like a good guy, just make sure you don't fuck it up by dumping him again for not getting you a card. I mean, that's like a little cuckoo. You know, you figure your shit out. Get a little bit more realistic about your expectations of him.

He sounds like a great guy. I think you guys are well suited for each other. You're getting married super young. That works for plenty of people. But just get a little bit more information on how guys are, how girls are, men are for Mars, moving for Venus. It's very important. And it'll help you out because these little things can become very toxic in a marriage.

Marriage is serious, okay? It's a serious thing. It's not a fucking joke. So if you're going to take that serious step, you as a 29, 30-year-old woman with a 24-year-old guy, you know, take it seriously and really decide, like, maybe you want to rework your deal breakers and stuff because it should be a different kind of game when you're married. So that's all. I love your story.

I 100% agree with you. And okay, so yes, I did break up with him for those reasons. But you have to give a guy the expectations, like you said. And then they'll do it. But you have to kind of tell them. And which I understand. And I feel like I did tell him that I kind of want him to care about the four or five times of the year. Yeah, but just to do something for those years because I always plan everything and I do anything, everything anyways.

So that was kind of the thing. And too, I was like, oh, I can be single because now I had this like sexual awakening. And I was like, okay, well, sir, are you sure you're ready for this? Because I'm going to be gone. Yeah, yeah. Well, you're going to have your sexual awakening with him because you guys are rolling together that way, which is super important. And you do need, I think, a little bit in sticking up for you in this thing with the cards because I've been

sticking up for him a lot and seeing his point more. What you need to explain to him, because like my love language is gifts, right? And I, like, as a child, I would count the gifts. How many gifts they gave my brother and my sister. And if they gave them more, I feel like you love them more than me. If I was like with a guy and he didn't spend a lot of money or he didn't give me the most thoughtful gift, I'd be like, oh my God, you don't like me? And it's not about materialistic stuff.

It's just that's the way I express my love for somebody else. I'm like the best fucking gift giver. I am so thoughtful. everyone knows me to be the best at that. So therefore I expect it back. But what I've realized is that other people don't roll that way. But that doesn't mean that your guy should just totally not have to give you your love language. What you need to explain to him.

Like listen. Like this is something that just, it doesn't make sense. Probably not to you because it's not your love language, but it's mine. It kind of makes me feel like if you don't do this, that you don't love me and it maybe sounds crazy. But this is just the way I roll. and just like really explain it for what it was because when you're just explaining like you didn't get me a fucking card, you just sound like a bitch. But if you really explain the reasoning that that's just your thing and really give him that information and remind him of it and help him out a little bit, he'll understand more. You know what I mean?

Yeah, no, I 100% agree. And I think that like when I do talk to him tonight, I'll probably just tell him, hey, I know that you're probably thinking about what you're going to do to propose and you probably like analysis. by paralysis and you're thinking what's going to make her happy and you know how she's not going to like kill me or hate me forever or break up with me I know but I know that was my mistake but I'm going to say hey listen one you can do whatever you want and whatever you do I will be happy with because I don't want to tell him yet that when he does finish it that if he can also do it 10 more times when we go to Vegas because I want to tell him that after it because then I feel like you won't put enough thought into the actual day.

Just tell him, just end at that. Okay, just end at that. Just tell him, like, I will be happy no matter what you do it. I'll be happy with anything. Exactly. And you know what's funny too. Wait, no, no, no, but listen. And then if you're not, don't tell him right away.

Well, listen, when we get to Vegas, you're going to have to make it up to me. You know, when you're in Vegas, say, hey, can you do it this way? Because it would be so much fun. Don't let him know that he failed because that might not be good for his love language. Do you know what I'm saying? True. You might. That's very true.

him by doing that. You know, so get your 10 times payback without him knowing that he's paying you back for a failed fucking engagement, okay? That is a great point. I 100% agree. End on that. Okay. Keep me posted.

I'm dying to know. I love to talk in you. We're like over an hour and five minutes. You have one fucking threesome that wasn't even good. But it was a long episode and I love it. It was so much fun to talk to you. Thank you. It was fun to talk to you as well.

Yeah. Thank you so much for calling it and telling your story. I loved it. If you want to. Thank you for for having your podcast in the first place without your podcast. I promise I would have never even become a person sexually. Honestly. I was like so vanilla. Always vanilla. I didn't even. Oh my gosh. I can't even explain to you how vanilla my life was before I started listening to your podcast. I love that. Listen, as long as you're doing it responsibly and you know, you're with your guy and you're doing it with a good head on your shoulders. I'm glad that I opened you up to. being, you know, two parts of yourself that you didn't even know were there. And go listen to that lawyer guy. I told you James Sexton. Go listen to his divorcing.

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of yourself and that asset you talked about, send it to me and I'll put it on my Patreon. Okay. Well, thank you so much, Kathy. I really do appreciate speaking to you and I'm going to listen to that right now. Oh my God. Go! You're going to love it. I loved you, Stacey. This was so much fun. Bye. Thank you. Bye. Bye. Okay. I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only in paperback and ebook, but you can pre-order the audio. book. It's still not going to be out until August 25th, but you can pre-order it. The book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show. I kind of picked one story from each category that I talk about

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