Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 740 - Ashley had Threesomes with her Best Friend's Mom and Stepdad and it Ended Badly

Episode Date: January 1, 2024

Ashley had threesomes with her best friends mom and stepdad and it ended badly and she called in to talk all about it. How did she wind up hooking up with them in the first place? What exactly did the...y do together? And, how many times did they all hook up before it all went bust?? Tune in to find out plus hear all about how she found out her best friend's mom was a swinger early on and how she confronted her about it, the first threesomes she had with a hot couple she met on Tinder, how and why she enjoyed being the unicorn, how she felt the first time she hooked up with the mom and what her and the stepdad did while the mom went to sleep, the first solo date she had with the stepdad and what went down, how and why she developed feelings for the stepdad and how that ruined everything, how the mom found out they were secretly seeing each other, how her affair with the stepdad as well as the threesomes eventually ended, how her friend found out she had sex with her parents, how she started flirting and sleeping together with a female co worker and how they wound up getting engaged plus a whole lot more. THIS IS A RE-DO. I didn't believe her when she first called in (episode #387) but when I went to edit the ep, I realized it was all true!! So, I decided to have her call in again and do a do-over! You'll def dig this episode even more this time around. **To see anonymous pics of ASHLEY and my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:30 of all of my hot guests, my female guests. Most of the picks are anonymous for my guests that aren't. You can see their faces, but they're very sexy picks. If you want X-rated stuff, though, on my Patreon, I have a Discord attached to it. You could only get to my Discord through my Patreon, so you've got to pay that five bucks a month, but you get all of that stuff plus Q&As, plus access to my Discord, and there are over 1,900 people on there chatting, hooking up, privately DMing each other. Discord is a place where you could upload your own stuff.
Starting point is 00:01:58 I'm not involved in my Discord. I don't get involved in the X-rated stuff, but people over there do. So if you want to join my Discord, it's only $5 a month, Patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast. Now listen, I have a big surprise for everybody. I wanted to do a redo of an episode
Starting point is 00:02:17 that I did a long time ago. That was such a killer story. I had a girl that wrote in and said that she fucked her best friend's mom and stepdad and had a threesome with them. And I was like, oh my God, that's so great. And she called in and I wound up not believing her the whole time, okay?
Starting point is 00:02:33 The whole episode I focused more on trying to back her into a corner and get her to admit she was lying, then get the story. And I ruined it. And I have to cop to the fact that the minute I edited it, I realized I was wrong. This was obviously a very true story. The girl had a slight stutter at the time. and I think maybe that's why I didn't believe her. I don't know what was going on with my mood that day. But for some reason, I didn't believe her, but she was obviously telling the truth.
Starting point is 00:03:03 We did a part two where she sent me proof and everything. So I saw all her proof, but I didn't even need her proof because it was so obvious when I edited it that she told the truth. So I always wanted to do a redo and get her story from beginning to end about how she had a threesome with her best friends, mom and stepdad that went very messy. Okay, she became like unicorn with them. That wasn't a one-time thing. It was something that happened and went on and on. And it got super messy. And she tells that whole story without me interrupting at all.
Starting point is 00:03:34 You're going to love it. You're going to be happy for the redo. I've been wanting to do this redo for a very long time because I always felt like it was one of my biggest regrets that I ruined this story and ruined the episode. So this is the big redo with Ashley. She's got a great, interesting update at the end. Okay. Where are she now?
Starting point is 00:03:53 Ashley from episode 387 when she called 2021, you're going to find it very interesting. After that threesome with that couple, she went on to have more threesome than she was a unicorn for a while. But then things changed. And you're going to have to hear about what changed. That's a great, interesting update at the end. After we taped that episode, me and her talked a lot. And when I was doing my 500th episode, she reached out to me and said, hey, why don't you do a
Starting point is 00:04:18 Q&A? And I could ask you questions for your listeners. And I thought it was such a great idea. Me and her taped one. And I never aired it. I kind of took that idea that she gave me and ran with it in a different direction and did something totally different for my 500th episode. And I love my 500th episode.
Starting point is 00:04:33 I wound up interviewing myself. And it's really good actually. But me and Ashley did tape a whole Q&A that she did that was supposed to be my 500th episode. She called me out about that because she was like, why the fuck didn't you ever repost that? We did it. I came up with the idea. So I was like, I'm going to post it as a bonus episode. So stay tuned for that.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Me and her talk about it. You're going to get that as a bonus episode soon. We taped that a while ago, but I'm going to air it. But on this episode, you're going to hear the whole story about Ashley having a threesome with her best friend's mom and her stepdad. So anyway, I'm going to be right back on with Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Welcome back to the Strictly anonymous podcast.
Starting point is 00:05:16 How are you today? Hello. I'm great. How are you? Good. I'm glad you decided to come. back on. I think you think you're coming back on to rehash something about a 500th episode with me, but really what I want to rehash and redo for the new year is I want to get your story from
Starting point is 00:05:38 beginning to end, your amazing story that I fucking ruined because I didn't believe you when we taped. Your episode was 387, okay, and the title was, Ashley had a threesome with her best friend's mom and stepdad. Now, you don't need to listen to it because you're going to get the whole story again without me questioning it. I ruined it the first time. You were a girl, Ashley, quote unquote, that called in to talk about the fact that you had a threesome with your best friend's mom and stepdad.
Starting point is 00:06:12 For some reason, when we were talking, I didn't believe a fucking word that was coming out of your mouth. and when I went back to edit it, I was like, why didn't I believe this girl? Like it was literally immediately afterwards. When I re-listen to it, I was like, that's when I realized you were telling the truth. But before we even got to that point, I had asked you to send me proof and we did a part two for my Patreon because I don't believe you. You sent me so much information.
Starting point is 00:06:40 And it's always been, like I said, my biggest regret that I ruined this story. This story is not a story you're going to hear. Most people don't wind up having a threesome with their best friend's mom and their stepdad. Okay. That doesn't happen all the time. It's a great effing story. And I ruined it by not believing you. So I was like, let's do a do-over.
Starting point is 00:07:00 I am going to interview you, Ashley, like it is the first time. We are going to go through the whole story redo without me interrupting, questioning you like Judge Judy, because I know for a fact this story is true. I have proof of it. Okay. But this is going to be a big fat do-over. It's going to be killer. It's been a long time, so it may be spotty, but you quit, like, you literally, I felt like I was being questioned about it like murder.
Starting point is 00:07:29 I kid you, like, I kid you not. I was shaking in my boots in the car. And I'm like, dude, you know this is the truth. Why are you in your head about it? But then also, I had this idea for your 500 episode, and you took my, you took my, you took. my idea. No, no, no, no, no, it's more than that. It's no, no, no, it's more than that. So I had a 500th episode coming up. I didn't know what I was going to do. You emailed me because we kept in touch because you did send in all that proof and I did apologize to you a million times. Okay, I did.
Starting point is 00:08:04 I did. I did a million times immediately. I love to be wrong because it reminds me that I'm not perfect. You know what I mean? And I need that. So it's totally good with me. I could come to it. I apologize to you a gazillion times. And we, so we were on a very friendly And you emailed me and we're like, hey, why don't I interview you for your 500th episode? And I thought it was like such a great idea. And we actually taped something. And I should air it. I should air it as a bonus episode.
Starting point is 00:08:33 That's what I'm going to do, Ashley. I'm going to air it as a bonus episode. So then after we taped it, you came up with all the questions, right? And they were great questions. But there were questions that came from a girl. That's what I felt like. And I was like, I just feel like people are going to probably want to know more about SEX. So then I started thinking like, oh, if I had her question me, wouldn't it be great to get
Starting point is 00:08:53 like my old co-host to do a Q&A with me because like he started the show at me. So I started reaching out to him and he didn't get back to me. And then I'm like, what about Robert Kelly, the comedian that got me to it? Then I started reaching out to him. And then I'm like, oh, let me put a call out for questions to my Patreon members for them to. And then they gave it to me and then I decided to interview myself. So what was your idea? So rude. So rude. No, kidding. I'm totally over it. No, no, no. But listen, I think my 500th episode was pretty fucking killer, sorry to say. I do think, though, that your questions were great. And I do think what we taped was really good.
Starting point is 00:09:26 And I'm going to air it this year, probably this month, as a bonus episode, okay? I promise. I'll do it as a bonus episode. I just wanted my 500th episode to be killer. I do think what I put out as my five episode was killer. It was. It was. I'm not. I'm not going to lie. But, no, I just wanted to, like, hash that part out of it. And then the second thing is, you know how you do the voiceover so that you can't tell or whatever who a person?
Starting point is 00:09:56 You made me sound like a actual man. Oh, I made you deeper. Yeah, I got to tell you that's another thing. No, no, no. Ashley, I'm going to tell you something. I've been doing my show for 10 years, okay? I don't know what year I taped your show. I could look now.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Oh, it was like. 2021. The beginning of 2021. Okay. I've been doing it for 10 years. I used to always make everyone a little bit deeper. I don't know why. I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:10:22 Early on, I didn't realize that every guy deep down inside is a pedophile and they love little girls. Okay. And as long as I make every girl's voice sound like a little child, guys are obsessed with them. I don't know why I ever made girls voices deeper. But you know what else? You know what else? Also, also they're obsessed with country.
Starting point is 00:10:44 accent and you can hear me talk right now. Oh yeah. You're going to be like a 14 year old country girl guys are going to be obsessed. I've always like, wow, I should have changed my voice too. I do believe that guys are obsessed with girls with like little girl voices. And I've realized now for the past couple of years, I always change my girls' voices to be super high. I never make them deeper.
Starting point is 00:11:07 So let's get to your story, Ashley. The story is you had a real fucking threesome with your best. friends, mom, and stepdad. And after we tell that story, you're going to tell me where you're at now, because I have no idea. I haven't talked to you since 2021. You know what I mean? Maybe you're married with kids. I don't remember where you were last night. Okay. Okay. So, here we go. All right. So I was really close with a girl in middle school. Actually, believe it or not, her grandmother and my mom were cousins. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't think I mentioned that. So we started kind of connecting through like that.
Starting point is 00:11:48 I started staying over at her house all the time. And her mom and dad were hot. Like they were, they were the mom and dad that everybody wanted to fuck. Holy shit. That's so-and-so's mom. God damn. Holy moly.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Oh, she was like the hot mom. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I would go over there all the time. And I was always a little bit more mature than my friend. And me and her mom was blessed. up till 2 o'clock in the morning talking, watching like movies, laughing once I was in high school. And then we started to notice that on the trips that we would take, couples would just start to
Starting point is 00:12:28 pop up. And we were like, who are these people? I'm confused. Okay. It's nice to meet you, but what the hell? And they were always like super sexy. I was like, okay. All right then.
Starting point is 00:12:40 So we caught a couple of things. Like, that was weird. Like, we would walk out on the porch, and they would all be kind of sitting close. And we didn't think much of it. But then the more we got thinking, well, then a couple would just up and disappear. And then three months later, you had a new hot couple. Her mom had left her phone in her office, and I was like, I dare you to go get it. You won't do it, bitch.
Starting point is 00:13:04 So she went and got it, and there was, like, nudes. There was, like, I want to take you out. and I want to bend you over and fuck you and lick your nipples and blah, blah, blah, blah, and all this stuff. And we were like, what the fuck? At 16, you're like, um. This is like straight up porn in her mom's phone. I mean, the daughter of the mom said, hey, let's go get my mom's phone and check out what the fuck's going on.
Starting point is 00:13:34 It was my idea. It was my idea. But I made her do it. But let me ask you a quick question. At this point, you have curiosity about the mom you could tell she's hot. Did you know you were like turned on? by her at that point or you just no right that wasn't going on okay so just curiosity what the fuck's going on let's be little detectives and go in the phone yes okay okay so she was like actually what the hell look at this
Starting point is 00:13:58 and i was like oh child we got going on here nobody said anything about it but then i guess about a month later i sat her down and we were talking laughing and whatever and i said do you ever think about maybe exploring outside the marriage. And she was like, okay, look, Ashley, I know that you guys saw my phone. Here's the thing. When you've been married for 20 years, you get a little bored, and you want to spice it up. And that's all I want to say about it. I said, okay. Yes, ma'am. So that was it. And then we just moved on. Over time, me and the friend, we drifted apart. We just really didn't have anything in common anymore and then all of a sudden you know i hear everybody talking would you believe that so-and-so-and-so-and-oh my god got a divorce the mom was cheating and blah so what happened was
Starting point is 00:14:51 he was supposed to be at work he had a deer camera outside and saw this new guy stick in the house and he said y'all i got to go i need to run home so he ran home and he walked in on a fucking so After that, they got a divorce. It was messy. It was super, super messy. I mean, she went AWOL. She went AWOL and it was bad. But I wasn't really in the picture because I wasn't close with my friend anymore.
Starting point is 00:15:27 So I just heard the gossip about it. So we didn't talk after high school for years and years. One day she reaches out to me and she's like, hey honey like how are you i just miss you and i was like i miss you too what did y'all want to go out and eat and it was me her and the middle daughter the one that i sent you the picture of and so something that happened where she wouldn't have the time to get the youngest from school and i just offered to go to go to get her like myself i mean that was like my family. I mean, so she was like, would you do that? And I was like, of course. So I went and got her.
Starting point is 00:16:15 I took her to Outback. I don't even know if you know, like, what Outback is, but I took her to Outback. And then we went to the house and she was like, what do you want to stay? And she just kind of like looked at me like, would you want to stay? And I was like, oh, yeah, sure, why not? And we, we drank and talked about her daughter and. everything that had happened. And the new husband was just very quiet, like sitting in the living room, not saying a word. Like, not, like, almost like he was so uncomfortable. But at the time, I didn't think anything of it.
Starting point is 00:16:55 I just thought he was a man. And he didn't want to talk, kale. I mean, so after that, we didn't talk again for probably, I don't know, six months, I guess. and she reaches out to me and she's like, hey, how are you? Congrats on your promotion. What's going on? Small talk.
Starting point is 00:17:16 After that, I was like, look, listen. I had a threesome. And it was hot as fuck. And I totally understand why you and your ex like to explore. Because that's fucking fun. It's hot. It's raunchy. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:17:36 You never told me. I don't remember your story. This is the good thing. You had had a threesome in the six months that you wind up telling the mom about via text when she's talking to you? Yes. Okay. Who was a threesome with? It was a random couple that was on Tinder.
Starting point is 00:17:52 So you were on Tinder looking for shit like that. You were freaky too. Yeah. I was single as fuck and I wanted to get laid. So I got on Tinder and that's what happened. So I did meet this one couple on here. and they were living supposedly in the area, which makes it easier. They were, I think she was at the time, she was like 28, and her ex-husband was like,
Starting point is 00:18:16 her husband at the time, but her ex-husband at this stage in life was like 34, I guess. And they were hot. Don't get me wrong. But we texted for probably like six weeks, but we just couldn't get the courage. We wanted to, but it's never happened and whatnot. Like, I've been drinking. They have been drinking. And I was like, look, it's now or never.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Let's either do it or not. So I, like, walked up with all this, like, confidence in myself. And she opens the door and a fucking towel. And she just, like, drop dead gorgeous. And I'm like, fuck, what did I get myself into? Like, I'm in a rinky dink motel by myself. This bitch is so hot. I don't think I can lead the way here, you know?
Starting point is 00:18:59 Because how'd you ever been with women before? So there was one time in high school. that I got really drunk off like the worst whiskey ever and we kissed. And I was like, that wasn't that bad, but it would be better if I wasn't drunk. So I knew that there was something, but I really never acted on it. Right. So now you walk in and there's this hot bitch in a towel. She's ready for business.
Starting point is 00:19:23 Yeah, she's not playing games. And I'm like dressed to a nine, you know, like as much as you can be at 11 o'clock at night when you're stammered. And so at this point, you know, I was like 20. So, you know, and then I didn't know what to do. So I sat down, like, on the chair and they were on the bed. And I was like, so like, is this all's first time? Like, I did not know what to do because the both of them were very quiet.
Starting point is 00:19:45 And I was like, oh, no, we got to break the ice or something because this ain't vibbing. And they were like, oh, my God, yeah, you're our first one. We've never done anything like this before. Like, you're our first, blah, blah, blah. You lead the way. And I'm like, that puts a lot of pressure on a unicorn because you got a married couple and you don't want to cross. Any lines, any boundaries. And we hadn't established any either, which was fucking stupid.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Yeah. But so I just kissed her. She still had the towel on. And then, like, one thing led to another, and I went down on her. She went down on me. And we shared him. We gave him head together. Oh, double blow job.
Starting point is 00:20:25 Yeah. But at that point, like, I never, the guy and myself never went all the way. but they did. So like that's great and wonderful and fun, but like I didn't get like my happy ending. So I left kind of like, okay, like that was hot, but like, I mean, now I'm still fucking horny and I've got to go home and get myself off. So anyway, that one wasn't the best, but we did go again and we went to this super nice hotel. And that's when everybody like went all the way. It was like way something I had never seen before. I couldn't even figure out how to get in the door.
Starting point is 00:21:00 It's like the spinny doors. I embarrassed the fuck out of, like myself. People were looking at me crazy. Like, she does not belong here. So I went upstairs. And like it was a lot easier this time, I think, because we had like established like we want to go all the way. And so, of course, it started with her. I'm like, I'd usually take the initiative, try to make everybody comfortable and relaxed.
Starting point is 00:21:21 And, you know, me and her, like, I made her squirt. And that was amazing. And then he was like automatically turned on. So he got on top of her. And the position that we were in, like, I could control her head because he was literally, like, going to town. Like, you could tell that, like, he was into the whole situation. He kept looking up at me. I kept looking at her.
Starting point is 00:21:47 She kept looking at him. It was just hot. It was erotic. And then after that, I gave him head while she fingered me. And then she ate me out. And that was fucking hot. So was that your first time with a girl going down on you? And did you go down on her?
Starting point is 00:22:07 Yes. Well, I went down on her. We played the first time. Oh, okay. Uh-huh. So this wasn't your second time. Yeah, okay, cool. Yes.
Starting point is 00:22:16 It was just he was more involved. I think he got more comfortable. Right. And so at one point, I don't even know how this contraction happened. And like I said last time, it was like the alcohol will sway exactly what happened. But at one point,
Starting point is 00:22:29 Mm-hmm. She was on him and I had his balls in my mouth and it was just the sexiest thing. Like you could tell he was like, whoa, nobody's ever done that. And it was kind of, I didn't know if he liked it or not until he let out the biggest, like, moan I'd ever heard in my life, but it was the sexiest fucking thing. She let out of mom because I think she was getting off because seeing him have two hot chicks take care of him. like that turned her on therefore so it just kept going and then we took a nap and then we got up and we did it again and it went on until like two or three o'clock in the morning and it was amazing
Starting point is 00:23:10 and then after that we just kind of dropped off but i got what i wanted out of it you know yeah so that sets you up i mean kind of takes balls to just go and decide to do something like that considering right you didn't have a lot of experience now okay let's get into the story okay like how do you wind up with your best friends, mom, and stepdad. So I start having more unicorn experiences. And one night I had been drinking and I sent her this message and I was like, look, I get why y'all were into that. Like, shit's fucking hot.
Starting point is 00:23:43 I had been single for like four years. Like, I was lonely. I was like ready to get myself back out there. And I love to have sex. So I was like, why the fuck not? And she was like, oh, my God, I cannot believe you just tell. I cannot believe you just like, send me that. like I'm kind of like flabbergasted.
Starting point is 00:24:01 I'm like, I'm just saying I support it. Like I get it now. Yeah, I didn't get back then. I get it now. And she was like, okay. So slowly we started to talk. And I was like, so I heard you guys move to Atlanta. Do you think long, like small talk, but do you think he, your new husband would
Starting point is 00:24:19 ever consider exploring or have y'all ever? And she was like, oh no, he's so protective over me. He would never. Well, she's like, we're about. to eat. I will bring it up. She had been flirting. I had been flirting. We knew that like we kind of were low key into each other, but they were married and I don't want to get involved in that if it's going to end up weird. So they sit down to eat dinner and he's like, hell yeah, I would. She's fucking hot. She's young, like single. Why the fuck not? Like, and that's so then she texts me. She's like,
Starting point is 00:24:55 dude, he's into, I'm so surprised. He's. He's. into it. Yeah, but let me ask you this, Ashley, real quick, because, you know, a whole year goes by, you just have dinner with them. I know that you think he's secretly hot and everything. You're still like this young girl. Are you just that aggressive that you threw that text out there because you knew you wanted to be with them? Did you even know what you were doing when you sent that text to sort of cop to her that you're into threesome and make a play? Like, or was that just innocent? Probably. No, I don't think it was innocent. I think I knew what I could potentially do. Okay. And you were like thinking about it because you had been what couples? Is that how it came up for
Starting point is 00:25:27 you that you, and then you went back to thinking about her and her guy? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So she tells you, yeah, he's down. Mm-hmm. So down, that means like you guys are having the threesome.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah. So we texted in a group chat for probably like two weeks, I guess. Like exchanging the pictures, exchanging other things, videos, that kind of thing. And we were all just into it. I've never had a dynamic like that where it was equal and like all, you know, we all participated. And so I was like, you know what, fuck it.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Like, COVID was about to happen, you know, and so I was like, I'm going to itlena. So I go and I'm nervous as hell. God, I'm not even nervous as hell. And I get there and he's on one, like one couch and me and the mom were on the other couch. And he, like, we were catching up, but like he wasn't having a, like, he wasn't having a like to say like every now and then I would like include him or she would include him in the conversation but like it was just it was very like an elephant in the room which I hate about the unicorn situation because you don't know do I pounce or do I sit here and make small talk like you know
Starting point is 00:26:42 you're the odd person out of it has to be organic yeah yeah and and so I was like so do you want to show me around y'all's new house like that was my way out so she's like yeah so we went upstairs and I was like, dude, he's not into this shit. I can tell? Like, can we just watch a movie hang out, call it a knot? And she's like, I don't know, fuck, uh-uh. Absolutely, you drove all the way over here. Absolutely fucking not.
Starting point is 00:27:06 He is into this. We have been talking about it every single night. He is into this, trust me. And for some reason, I just planted one on her and grabbed her boobs. And we made out for a minute. And she stopped and she said, okay, now I want you to go downstairs. And I want you to do that to my husband. And I was like, oh shit, where are you going to be?
Starting point is 00:27:27 Because at this point, we had no, we didn't know each other like that, you know? So that was like, he could fucking punch me in the face or something, you know? You're not close with him. You know the mom. I go down stairs and she walks outside to smoke. And I crawl in his lap. And like he, like I said, he's just this big, just, I don't know, just something about it. And start to make out.
Starting point is 00:27:52 and there's hands, you know, going everywhere. Well, we stopped for a minute and I turned my head and she's watching out the window. And I just kind of look at her like, the fuck, get your ass in here. Like, cool, but like, get the fuck in here. Like, and she's like, I want to join. And I was like, well, take your clothes off. And she looked at me like, I know this little girl. This, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:28:19 So, you know, but then she just did it. And it was fine. and she she ate me out first because I was in his lap and I turned around and you know it was good it was good
Starting point is 00:28:32 it was good and then we swapped and she turned around and looked up and she was like holy fuck that's the best head I've ever had in my fucking life you went down on her yes yes and then after that
Starting point is 00:28:48 the two of us got down on our knees and we gave him head. We just went back and forth. And the whole time I made sure, like, I had my hands in some way on her. Because at that time, it was her. I was into her more than I was him. But I was still, like, into him. It was just her. So I made sure I had my hands on her. And she just kind of, like, scooted me closer. And we were still, like, laughing and, like, having a good time. And, like, it was just. just organic. And we, she grabbed my hand and she's like, let's go upstairs. And I'm like, fuck. Okay. So we go upstairs and from what I remember, he definitely got it first. Like,
Starting point is 00:29:36 we gave him head until he came. We took a break. And then I started in on her again. And this time, it was a little different because we were in the bedroom and there was music and we were relaxed and whatever. It was just good. And she was like, oh, you've got to get you, you've got to like looking at him. And he's like, you sure? And she was like, hell yeah. So he like pulls my legs to the end of the bed, which first off, I'm not that experience. So, you know, I was like, what the fuck? So he pulls my legs to the end of the bed and just gives it to me. And I'm talking a big dick. Like I thought at part, I thought I might die at parts. I was like, this is the best orgasm I've ever. If I could just get past the hurting, holy shit. So, like, I was like, I'm fixing to get past this fucking hurting.
Starting point is 00:30:30 I don't care what I have to do. Hand me the lube. I don't fucking care. This feels amazing. And so then she got involved. And we were, like, making out. She had her hand on my ass. Like, at one point, there was a finger in my ass, which is also incredible.
Starting point is 00:30:47 it was just it was just good and we ended up laying down after about four hours of having sex on and off and she passes out and he's in the middle she's on one side I'm on the other and of course like I just have my first orgasm so I'm laying there like um what just happened like an outer body type type shit yeah and he starts reaching over on my leg like rubbing my leg like rubbing my leg and he's like, I don't think I'm done it. And I'm like, I don't know what do you mean? Like, I wanted again.
Starting point is 00:31:24 So I just got up and went downstairs. And he followed. And I mean, she was out, out. She was snoring. Yeah. And, you know, we got on the couch and we, like, made out for probably 20 minutes. And it was so hot. It was like that fucking raunchy.
Starting point is 00:31:41 Just, oh, it was just good. And then he fucked me on the couch. And I gave him head and it was just all the things. And it was amazing. And I was like in my head, I'm thinking, oh, fuck, please don't let this. Please don't let this go. Or please, please, please. But the whole time it was hot because I was like, your wife upstairs asleep and I'm getting
Starting point is 00:32:03 the best fucking sex I've ever had in my life. And if she were to walk downstairs, she was the type of kinky bitch to be like, hell yeah. Yeah, right. Like you weren't doing anything wrong, but it was still hot that she would, like, now you're just with him and she's sleeping. but it's not like he was cheating on her with you there right it was just understood because i did ask i was like what if we end up hooking up just the two of us and she was like honestly as long as y'all tell me about it i really don't fucking care right okay so the conversation over the breakfast
Starting point is 00:32:30 the next morning was what we did oh okay you told her the next day yeah so because she was like y'all seem chaper this morning and i'm like well we fucking are you me tell you why yeah you know and we laughed and we ate and it was fine well i was i was about to have to leave. So we go upstairs and we do it one more time. And the second time was just as fucking good as the not before. It was just insane. I mean, the things that older couples can teach someone who is young, it's a game changer. So that was fucking hot. And I went home. And like I said, it was COVID. So I kept going back over there. We would all hang out. I would hang out with a mom. I would hook up with a mom without him.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Like, it just worked. Oh, so sometimes he wasn't even home and you just like hook up with her. Absolutely. Okay. And what would you guys do? Like 60-9ing all the above. Do you ever scissor? I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:33:27 I have scissorsed. I have scissors, but it can be very weird. If you don't know what you're doing. And you don't know the anatomy of what the fuck you're trying to do. It can be really weird. But no, it was more of just like she would be in the living room on her laptop. and I would just, she would be getting stressed. And so I would just like walk over there and I would just like take her, take her clothes off and just because obviously nobody could like see her.
Starting point is 00:33:52 She was just working. And I would just rub her until she got to the point where she was like, let's go, you know. And I would eat her out while she worked and. While she's on Zoom? Not on Zoom. Okay, just working. COVID, yeah. She did the medical transcriptions.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Oh, okay. So that was fun. So wait, so you would be fooling around with her at home. Would you ever hook up with him solo too? Or during that time? Because you're hooking up with her solo when he's not home, right? Yes. And now, as well as with him?
Starting point is 00:34:25 Yes. So, like, where would you hook up with him? Like, at the house, too when she wasn't around? So, like, she liked to have control. So she set up a date. And we drove halfway. Like, he drove halfway. I drove halfway.
Starting point is 00:34:38 But she wanted to be in control of it. So she planned it. And he showed up with like roses and like we sat down and I had one glass of wine. It was already like so fucking intrigued. And like texting her the whole time like, wow, this is amazing. Like whatever, whatever. And then we just started to keep talking and shit got real. And he was like, you know, why don't we, you know, close out the tab.
Starting point is 00:35:08 Let's go to the truck. And I'm like, okay. So we sat there and talked forever. And then he was like, you want a hotel? And I was like, I mean, what you don't tell a lady? What are you going to tell her? Well, I'll just, you know, tell her that something came up and, you know, whatever. Wait a second.
Starting point is 00:35:24 I'm a little confused because she sets up this date. She obviously knows you guys are banging, correct? Like, this isn't him cheating, right? Probably. Probably. I mean, why else is she setting up a date? I don't understand. I mean, I don't understand what was going on through her.
Starting point is 00:35:39 head. You know, she liked to be in control. She wanted to set up the day. I think deep down, she knew we were going to fuck. I mean, honestly. There's no other reason for her to send a guy who's banging a girl back to her and see her alone. I'm sorry, but she set up a date, quote unquote. Isn't that like for sex? What else was she? I mean, I guess, but I think too at that time, like, she was into me. I was in her. We were all equal. So I almost wonder if she wanted him to smooth me so that it could be the three of us that that's my thing however the hotel room was stupid we we we know it wasn't smart but that's what we did so you go and you have sex with him on that date that she sent him to and how hot was that it was a different hot but it was roman it was
Starting point is 00:36:29 slow it was sensual he took his time like it was everything that it's supposed to be when you're, you know, trying to be a unicorn can be hard, but he took his time. Like, he made sure that I knew that I had his attention at that moment. Right. But no one else is there. So you're not a unicorn there. You're with him by yourself, right? The mom isn't there.
Starting point is 00:36:54 Right. She's, is he's not filming it for her, not taking pictures, nothing like that? No. Okay. Not that I know of. Right. I mean, maybe. But then after that, of course, like, he went to her.
Starting point is 00:37:04 I went home. I went back to work. All right, so you have that hottest fuck night with him. He goes back, like, you don't know if he tells his wife or whatever, but do you see them again together after that? Yes, we, after that was when we had that last threesome in the truck. Oh, you didn't tell me about that. Okay, tell me about that.
Starting point is 00:37:26 It just hit me, but they drove to me because I was like, look, y'all, I have a job. Like, y'all are going to have to come to me. So they come to me and we go eat. completely like normal. And then, you know, one thing led to another, like they had dogs. They were in the back. So we were up here in the front of the truck. And we hooked up in the front of the truck. And the way it started was just I was in the middle. And she started compliment me, which like stroked my ego. And then he started doing the same. And then he was like, why don't we just start taking off our clothes? And I was like in the middle of the Cracker Barrel parking lot.
Starting point is 00:38:08 Like, you know, like, and they're like, yeah, why not? I mean, I was like, can we not just go get a hotel? And they're like, no, because we're about to have to leave. And I'm like, what the fuck ever, okay. So I just undressed and we, like me and the mom started to make out. Obviously, I took her clothes off because, again, the body was just incredible. And then I started with him and I gave him head. So I got down in the floorboard and I gave him head.
Starting point is 00:38:37 and he was kissing her and rubbing her and, you know, had his hands all over her. And that was hot to me. I like to watch that. And then after that, he kind of pulled my head up and then kind of pushed my face like over to her. We made out. I ate her out. And then somehow or another, because he's a big old dude, he sat the chair completely back. And the both of us got in his lap.
Starting point is 00:39:07 and, you know, I was making out with him. He was definitely fucking her. And she was quick to get off. And so then I got on. And, you know, like I said, he leaned the chair back. So, like, she sat on my face, which was amazing. And after that, I mean, that's when everything else went, you know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Well, we know that. I had forgotten about that one because that one was hot. I just, I'm, you're like doing it in the car. Oh my God. It's a lot of, like in the middle of the day.
Starting point is 00:39:44 Oh, during the day? The day. In the middle of the day. Oh, my God. All right. So now you're, so you're hot,
Starting point is 00:39:50 everyone's hot and heavy with each other. She had set you alone with him. You had done her solo. Now I know that this whole thing and, you know, kind of goes south because the guy starts coming after you. Is that like when it starts? Like,
Starting point is 00:40:03 what happened? Did he just like start texting you separately? outside of that group chat? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And what was he like saying? And, you know. Just it like he didn't expect to really like me and like looking in my eyes and just all the bullshit. You know, like, you know, I mean, I believe it. Let's not be, you know, but after that it was more so just him and I.
Starting point is 00:40:30 So you went with it though. Like here's this older guy. Hell yeah. Like he's like coming after you. You were into him. And then you said And then so now you start seeing him And now you know that you're being naughty Right at this point? Like once this starts to go off without her
Starting point is 00:40:45 Mm-hmm But you couldn't help yourself Could not Would not Wouldn't I don't know that I would change it That shit was so hot Like I could think about it And like automatically
Starting point is 00:40:58 I mean still to this day Like I don't know that I'd do it again But looking back on it It's hot as fuck Like everybody's got that fucking hot fantasy of like, you know, the hot, like, mom, I don't know if I would have done the dad, but, you know, the stepdad. Okay, sure. Why the fuck not? Oh, yeah. No, no, no. I mean, like the whole thing up until now. Now, this is where it goes awry. So he starts texting you separately. You start
Starting point is 00:41:21 seeing him at the same time. Are you still talking to the mom? Are you feeling so guilty that you're not even talking to her? Or is she just like? I feel guilty. I feel guilty. And we're talking, but not like we were. Okay. So you're not fooling around with her anymore. Right. And you're just fooling around with him secretly. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. And she winds up catching you. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Oh, my God. How did she catch you? Like, wasn't it on camera? She had cameras in the house. Yeah, she had cameras in the house. And, you know, he thought he turned him off like a dumb ass. And the whole idea was leave my car, you know, where I was working so that she couldn't see the ones like outside.
Starting point is 00:42:00 He thought he was being slick, like, let me turn the ones on outside and right at the door. But on the inside of the house. house where you know let me turn them off well he hadn't turned not shit off oh my so just because i didn't have my car with me didn't mean i wasn't rolling in luggage so you know and that's some of the pictures that i you know shared with you was where she had screen grabbed or whatever you do where i was walking in with a suitcase so obviously she knew right and why were you coming with a suitcase was she gone away she was away right they were having problems right right remember she went to stay with her
Starting point is 00:42:35 mom and he dropped her off and then came by to get me. Right. And yeah, so she had no car. She had no way of like driving back, you know, to Georgia or anything. And she started calling about eight o'clock at night. Him, it was me. Him, it was me. And I was like, dude, she knows.
Starting point is 00:42:51 He said, there's no way. Chill out. She doesn't know. I'll tell her I was asleep, whatever. And I was like, nah, she knows. That's a woman's instinct. She fucking knows. I'm going to answer.
Starting point is 00:43:00 So I go upstairs. And I'm like, hey, what's going on? She's like, hey, what are you doing? And I said, I'm at work. What's up? And she was like, I'm trying to call my guy and he's not answering. Can you try to call him? She knew what she was.
Starting point is 00:43:14 And I was like, yeah, sure, I'll try. And I was like, he's not answering like me either. She knows because she's looking at the cameras, right? Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. And then he got busted. Did she go off on you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Right. Yeah. And then did he ever try contacting you after? Oh, absolutely. And then wait, but did they get divorced because of that or are they still together? Do they stay together? So he says that they are separated. Do I believe that?
Starting point is 00:43:43 I don't think so. But I do know that I don't even know where she's living. So now he moved right, probably one town over about six months ago. So they can't be together. I don't think. Right. But you never hooked up with him after that or did you? No, I did.
Starting point is 00:44:01 You did? Mm-hmm. Okay, but eventually, like, did you just stop? Like, did you ever wind up falling for him, dating him? Was it a long-term thing or was it a short-term thing? So I did fall for him, but he turned into a, like, I mean, I don't know why I was surprised. He turned into his fees. I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:44:17 Yeah, I mean, he's cheating on his life. Yeah, I mean, listen, he's got this woman who allowed him to do all this stuff, right? She was open. She was cool. It always blows my mind. Any guy who would do that to a woman that's cool enough to be as open as she was to begin with. You know, you're the way younger one here. So I hold you, listen, you're still accountable, right?
Starting point is 00:44:37 You have to learn from that. Like, you know, especially because this woman was someone that you really knew about. And you really cared about her too. But, you know, he was way older than you. And he was like sneaking around on this woman that was like offering you up. It's like so stupid, you know. Yeah. I agree.
Starting point is 00:44:54 I fuck that up. I mean, it could have been different. But yeah. So. Yeah. I mean, you wind up after that, though, like so that whatever. happens with them but like what happens with you after that do you continue to see couples and everything have you had a long-term relationship since are you dating anyone now so i did have one other
Starting point is 00:45:13 experience with a couple that really was not it went way way terrible so we can skip that yeah so after that bad couple like do you start having a real relationship with somebody like i know that you are actually with somebody now you told me you have a major update yeah so i'm actually engaged to a woman. To a woman? Mm-hmm. That's a little bit of a curveball. I didn't see that one coming.
Starting point is 00:45:39 Me neither. Me neither. Okay. And so how long you've been with her for? So we have been seeing each other for about four years and engaged for two and a half and living together for two and a half.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Right. So you've been with her for a while and you are engaged to be married. So do you consider yourself a full-on lesbian now? No. No. Okay. But you fell in love with her. Where did you meet her? I was her district supervisor at work. Oh my God. She's your employee? Like you're like the older woman in this scenario? Yeah. She, yeah. She was. But I did ask her. I was like, look, if we want to continue, then you've got to keep that we can't work together.
Starting point is 00:46:21 Right. And so she looks for another job. So. Wow. So I like, you know, listen, we taped this whole episode with this whole story about. the people and I thought you were lying the whole time so I didn't barely listen. I just kind of accused you. Everyone needs to know that. Yeah. I went back and did research last night. I was like, damn, she was grilling the fuck out of me. Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking because when I went back, I ruined the whole episode.
Starting point is 00:46:48 That's why I'm redoing it for the New Year because I was just like, I ruined the whole episode. It was the greatest story and people need to know. Okay, listen, if you're listening to this now and you're doubting even one part of it, she literally even though I still believed you afterwards you set me so much proof as screenshots pictures that you know and I think I posted all of it on my Patreon you allowed me to you know but like I vetted this scenario I don't know why I didn't believe you I do have some fact for fiction episodes that I have on now but listen yeah they're fun you be grilling you are dead ass you but most of the
Starting point is 00:47:21 but most of the time when it's factor fiction now it really is someone lying like but with yours when I edited it okay literally to go on air, I realized I was wrong. It wasn't like I edited it and listened to me grilling you and was like, oh, yeah, I'm right on the money. You know what I mean? I realized then I was wrong and I had ruined the whole story and then you sent me proof so I still have it.
Starting point is 00:47:42 But this is a true story. It's super interesting. Congratulations on your engagement. When do you plan on getting married? I don't think that. Like you don't have a date yet? No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Well, like, you know, maybe you need to come on or maybe you could have, you know, your girl could call in eventually to say something about your girl calling in you know uh what's you maybe your girl could call in no i don't know i mean i she's definitely listening i got her hooked on your podcast for sure she's into it like there's a lot of times where like that that gets us kind of going but she's a squirder and the first time it happened she was like what the fuck just happened so she's into squirting into fisting into all the things that lesbian So she's fun too. Huh?
Starting point is 00:48:30 That lesbians are into. That's like the whole, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, she needs to call in. I love, I mean, I feel like we could do a whole new episode about your, uh, your future
Starting point is 00:48:40 girl, but maybe have her call in and tell that whole story. But thank you so much for calling in and retelling this story without me questioning you like you're lying. If anyone, like I said, doesn't believe this. Go look at the proof. It's on Patreon. But trust me, it's a true story. Thanks so much for doing the update.
Starting point is 00:48:55 This isn't a, this isn't a update episode really. It's more like a redo. Thanks for doing a redo because it's the same story, but just told without me cock blocking it. So anyway, right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, for sure. All right.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Thank you, Ashley. Thanks so much for calling in and retelling the story. You'll like it much better this time. All right. You're welcome. Thanks. Bye. Bye.
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