Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 794 - NAUGHTY CONFESSIONS- She Cleans Houses Topless, His Mom Caught him Doing Something Cray Cray, She’s Poly and has a Cuck Husband and a Bull Boyfriend and a Lot More

Episode Date: March 27, 2024

Tune in to hear a bunch of naughty confessions and then hear Kathy’s take on them. You’ll hear from a woman who is a topless maid, a guy who’s mom caught him dong something cray cray, a guy who has been in the lifestyle for 14 years and counting, a woman who is poly and has a cuck husband and a bull boyfriend, a young guy into MILFS and guys, a guy who jerks off to Kathy and has some fetishes plus woman who wants to become a unicorn but doesn’t know how. The you’ll hear Kathy discuss what kinds of guys would most likely hire a topless maid, how and why some girls love cum and how guys dig it, amateur porn vs. overly produced porn and which is better, catching your kids in compromising positions and how to handle it, how and why MILFS and younger guys should be hooking up, how and why most relationships end and why its not much a bad thing, why more girls should swallow, how there are a ton of guys called Hosers who have a pantyhose fetish and why their girls should wear them for them, how a unicorn should go about finding couples plus a whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Here is your host, Kathy. Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy. If you want to follow the Strictly Anonymous podcast on Instagram or Twitter, follow the show at Strict Anonymous. This is a Confessions episode. If you have a naughty confession that might possibly be aired on an upcoming episode, make sure to call my Confessions Hotline. You could call the number 20.

247. I change everybody's voices. You've got four minutes to leave a message. If you need longer, just call back. Make sure, though, when you call the number, which is 347, 4203579, that you're calling from a quiet place. Do not call me from your car phone. Okay, call me when you're home in your room or your closet alone. Make sure, and make sure the phone is up to your ear. That's actually going to be the best way to get the best sound. The number is 347, 4203579. You could call that number 24-7. So anyway, I got some good confessions today. A lot more people are calling in and leaving great confessions. Today's confession starts off with a young girl. She sounds younger than she is. It was a topless made. Okay. She cleans people's houses topless.

Followed by a guy who has been in the lifestyle with his girl for 14 years. He talks about how they started issues they had and all the crazy stuff they do. And then we hear from a guy who has the craziest story. His mother walked in on him in the middle of something, cray cray, cray. I'm not going to tell you what it was. You're going to have to listen. But it was a really crazy thing that that mom saw. Oh, my God. He's followed by a woman who's Polly. She's very Polly. She's got a husband. She's got a boyfriend, one's a cuck, one's a bull, and they're all in love. We hear from her, and then we hear from a guy who's into milfs and dudes. He's a young guy, and then you're going to hear from a guy who claims he jerks off to me when he listens to my show, and he also

has a couple fetishes that he talks about. And then we hear from a woman who's only in her 30s, and she's looking to get freaky. This is a girl who hasn't really done that much, but she's looking to get freaky and hook up with couples, and she describes what she's looking for, what she's all about and all that kind of good stuff. I give her my advice. Of course, you always hear in these episodes. My critique after the confessions. And I talk about all kinds of different things.

I wind up confessing a lot at telling crazy stories, talking about different things. Like on this episode, I talk a lot about amateur porn and jizz and topless cleaning women, polyamorous people, why milfs and 20-something-year-olds or perfect pairing, and then I give some great advice to the girl that wants to get freaky. So stay tuned. I'm going to be right back on with the first confession.

Hi, Kathy. My name is Anna. I'm actually from a small town in Alabama. So I've never really done one of these anonymous phone calls before, but I listen to your show all the time. I guess I just want to confess that I am. a topless maid. I have an only fan, and I'm trying to get into the lifestyle. I am submissive with men, but I'm dominant with women. I do have two kids. I've been divorced for three years. I am only 26. So yeah, I'd love to talk about all my experiences with you. It's been

fun so far and I'm also just curious on how I can get more into the loft saw and explore. Thank you. Okay. So yeah, this girl has been living life, right? She's only 26. She's already divorced, two kids. She's got a career. She's a topless maid.

Oh my God. She is booked to call in. I am super excited to talk to her because I have a million questions for a topless made. Like, don't you want to know what kind of guy would hire a topless maid? I think like a lot of guys listening are like, oh, I would totally hire a toplessmate. But I think when it comes down to it, most guys wouldn't. Have most guys ever hired a topless maid?

Or maybe you just don't know that they exist. I don't know. I wonder like where she advertised to find people with Craigslist not around. I don't know. Do you have to be in the know to know where the topless maids are? I didn't know. Listen, I know that a lot of guys have like a maid kink. It is a thing, right?

I think you can mock that up with your partner. We've all heard about those people on the news who have been busted because they're going after the maids in the hotels. I knew a girl. Years ago when I worked in bars who was also working in a hotel as a cleaning lady and she was straight up. Yeah, the guys staying at the hotels were fucking lecherous. And I also have a friend who was staying in a very high-end hotel

and wound up off the premises, is hooking up with a girl who was coming in to clean. I guess he hit on her and then they took it off job. Off job site. I don't know. I don't know. But that is a thing. So I can imagine that she does get hired, right?

I just wonder what kind of guy actually pulls a trigger and sees and ad and is like, oh, I want a to topple's made. And then, like, what do they do? Have her come in and she just, like, cleans. And then they, like, follow her around. I don't know. I was like, they make her bend over and pick stuff up. There's something about girls being topless and bending over.

That's like a thing for guys, right? I have, my sister had a doctor that she went to once. And I've told you before on this show that every woman has a creepy fucking doctor across the boundary story. Okay. My sister's included her going in for like a cold or something normal to the doctor. I forget exactly what it was. But this, dude, literally, okay?

And this, we're talking about like 80s, 90s. It was way worse back then. Okay, the shit that girls had to deal with is out of control. You girls nowadays, you don't have to deal with any of it like we had to. I mean, it was like out of control and acceptable. No one got in trouble. There's no me too. And this dude shut the blinds while my sister was in his office and he made her take off her shirt and bent over.

I don't know how she just was like, and all of a sudden I'm like bent over, topless and my sister had huge boobs. I'm like, oh my God. So I'm assuming this girl's got girls. great tits, she shows up, she takes her top off, and then she walks around and cleans and guys just like stare at her. I don't know. I think it's going to be a great poll question on Spotify, and the question's going to be like, if you could hire a topless maid, if there was one in your area and you saw the ad, would you hire her? Would you have a topless mate come over? I figure like most merry guys couldn't get away with that. Most women wouldn't. I wonder if do couples hire a

topless mate? I doubt it. It's probably just guys. I'm assuming like just guys. Just guys. right she does want to get into the lifestyle she sounds a little freaky i wonder if she does more than clean their houses i don't know you're going to have to tune into that episode she is set to tape with me so i will be getting all the details from this girl she's 26 but she sounds like she's 21 i said the mom and me wants to be like oh my god be careful showing up top list to some guy's house you're in a house alone with the guy be careful anyway on to the next confession Hey, Kathy. My wife and I have been in the lifestyle for about 12 years now. We've been married for 15. We've always had really kinky sex, always really good sex. About three years into our relationship, I started introducing her to other guys. And at first, she slowly got turned on and slowly started accepting it. But at first, it was really hard on her.

She would actually try afterwards, thinking that she had betrayed me. And I would reassure her that I was never being betrayed, that actually I really loved it, which is kind of a weird kink. Ever since I was a young kid, I can remember being five, six years old, looking at porn from a stash that my dad had, and it would be really dirty stuff. and I was always into porn from that point on, always really kinky and horny at a young age. In fact, I'm really into amateur porn,

which is something that my wife and I also enjoy. We explore glory holes, adult theaters. I've brought her to glory holes, adult theaters. We've gone to spas where there is community hot tubs and sauna. She's had gangbangs in those where they've all come inside her. She really has a cum fetish. I'm not really into the cuckold thing.

I don't like to eat come from her or I don't like also to be dominated. I'm very dominant myself, but I really enjoy sharing her and seeing guys get off with her. And I love watching her enjoying herself. She lets her hair down and she goes to the town on her. guys, which is super hot. We have a family life. Nobody really knows about this with us. From the

outside, you would never see, or think that we would be into this kind of lifestyle, but it's kind of like our own private kink that we have that only me and her know about and we enjoy this. So I just thought I'd share that with you. Thank you. Bye-bye.

Okay. This guy sounds like a lot of my callers. Kind of been there, that with his wife. He's got an interesting story. I'd be interested to hear those beginning years when his wife was so horrified by what was happening. I wonder, did he like, I don't know, you know, I feel like if your wife's crying about something, maybe it's like abort mission, you know what I mean, stop doing it. I wonder how they pushed through it. Was it like she would get upset, but then be like, okay, I'll try again. I want to do it. But it wasn't like she was crying because,

she felt guilty about what she did for herself. It was more like she was worried that she betrayed him. So it was more about her feelings for him as opposed to her feelings about herself. Because I would say if you go swinging with your girl or try something with your partner, whether it's a man or a woman, and afterwards they're horrified by what they did, crying because they don't feel like it was the right thing for them. That is, you know, a done deal. That's, oh, it's over.

Don't ever push that person. But I'm assuming because what he said, it was more, she was upset and she would cry, because I think that's kind of like hardcore. She would cry afterwards in the beginning because of him. So maybe that's why they pushed through once he reassured her that he was not only okay with it, but fucking into it because he was wired that way from his dad's stash. That happens. She was able to push through.

And now they're doing all kinds of crazy things. The fact that she is really into come is like, I need to get her on the show. I've had a couple women on that have had a cum fetish. Casey loves come. She's done poot-cocky episodes of cocky at adult theaters because she just loves for people to jizz all over herself. People love. There's a lot of guys that are into that.

I see the downloads, right? So anything that has to do with a girl being interested in com is always highly downloaded. There was another one where it was a woman that was really into it, and she always loved, like, rubbing it all over herself, and she was, like, super horny. And I was like, that's why you're horny, because there is testosterone and calm, I think, right? So the more you take that in, whether it's in your mouth or on your skin, whatever you put on your skin, it's no different than you're putting it in your mouth, right? Your skin is absorbing it into your body. If you're having guys jizzle all over you, you're going to be hornier because you're getting like a full dose of free hormones.

I pay for hormones. Those bitches are getting it for free. But the all-time favorite, craziest, most controversial guest I ever had on was Donna. Now, not, it's not Donna. I'm not saying Donna wrong. It was Donna, D-A-W-N-A, episode 360. Okay. Donna. The title was Donna is a hot wife who was addicted to sperm. Now, let me tell you, if I got on the phone with Donna today, I would have gotten off the phone with her five minutes in because it was so obvious that Donna did not want to be on my show. I had to pull everything out.

She was a hot wife who was addicted to sperm. She loved it more than anything. and her husband was the one that of course got her into it. They were like hot wifing. He also was the one who pushed her to call in. And let me tell you, that was a big mistake. But the reason I am bringing it up is because as painful as that episode was, it was like pulling teeth the whole time.

That is one of the most downloaded episodes I got. Okay? when it was on YouTube, oh my God, I'd had like millions of views. It went viral for sure. As much as people commented like, oh my God, that was painful to listen to. They all listened to it. So many guys are looking for girls who are addicted to sperm for some reason. You tell me. I know a lot of guys who are into like the whole cream pie thing and they have a com fetish and they like to be the clean-up guy, a lot of, especially guys that are into the whole hot wife thing. This guy isn't into it, which is cool.

He's also into amateur porn. I got to tell you, when it comes to porn, that's the kind of porn I look for. I remember when I was younger back in, like, the olden days, just so you know young people listening. There were these things called VHS tapes. Like, the only way you could get a porn is you had to go, like, into a place in the back room and buy one. So they were always, like, hard to come by VHS porn. Most people had like their one or two. Sometimes you found somebody's stash that they had.

It wasn't like on your TV. Like I said, you had to literally go to a store and the back room. I remember one year I got everyone porn for their birthday. And it was kind of like porn was cheap. It was like buy 20. You'd get them all for $5. So I went to this porn shop. And I bought like 20 things from the guy.

And I wanted ones with like good covers and stuff because these were like gifts. And the guy kind of thought I was like a prostitute. I feel like he was like soliciting me. Like do you have a card or something? I forget what he said to me. But it was obvious that he thought just because I was buying all that porn that I was like in the biz. I was like, now I'm just giving everybody the best present ever. Everybody like loved that gift.

And it was literally like $5. So $5 of porn. But I remember though at that time also switching porn with a roommate of mine. He was like, oh, let me see your porn collection. And I'll give you some of mine. and the shit he gave me, I was like, oh my God. The stuff that people watched back in the day when you couldn't really get any of your hands on anything, it really told you something about them.

This guy was into the worst porn I've ever seen in my life. I was like, oh my God, you've got to be so bad in bed because his porn, okay? Maybe there's going to be a lot of you guys out there that like this, obviously, because I feel like this is most porn. It had like smoke machines and dramatic muse. music and people were in all kinds of outfits and it was like highly produced and I was like couldn't get horny for this shit if you paid me a million dollars so dumb it's like a bad movie but this was like his favorite porn I like straight up amateur porn I like the real deal

but I also like reality TV I can't watch scripted TV it's so bad the lines that they write for people are so stupid unless it's like a really great show okay and then the writers are good, I could buy into it, but most shows suck and most of the lines that they say are like this dumbest thing I've ever heard. I can't buy into it and I can't buy into overproduced stupid porn with tons of music playing in the background and smoke machines. Okay, this is what this guy was into. I was like, you've got to be kidding me. I gave him straight up amateur porn. Like, that's the hottest thing to me, too. And maybe that's because I'm a voyeur. I have a little bit of an exhibitionist in me. I think I'm also a voyer. I think it's

kind of hot to see to feel like you're getting to peek in on other people having sex like real sex like they're really enjoying it i think that's the other thing with like overproduced porn i always wonder are the girls really into it like they look just dry as can be that i'm like this person doesn't even enjoy it it's hard to get into it so anyway so i'm like this guy i like amateur porn anyway i got to get this guy on my show right it sounds like he's got an interesting story so now on to the next confession hello calling in for a confession hotline called about a crazy walk in by my mother but the crazy part was I was fully cross-dressed in on me I was being bent over fully cross-stressed so very surprised my mother was

very shocked oh my god what do you say to this one this is like the craziest thing I ever heard I mean and not that I don't believe it okay people are into this kind of shit I hear from guys that are into cross-dressing guys that are screwing guys all the time, but this is like a young guy. He's still living at home with his mom. So how young was he and how old was the guy that was banging him when his mother walked in? And how did he him and his mother ever look into each other's eyes again? Okay, now listen, I have a son and I am a very open-minded mom, right? I'm going to be very open with my son. Look at what I do for a living. When it comes to sex, I could fucking care less if I...

But if I walked in on my son getting banged out while he was wearing a dress by an old man, I would be like, oh my God, I would be a little shocked, even though I know what goes down. It's a hard core scene for a mom to walk in on. And that's what this confession is missing. Her reaction, he says, yeah, she was shocked, of course. but did she talk about it with him after? Did she just sweep it under the rug? I am assuming she swept it under the rug and never brought it back and lived in denial

her whole life. The guy sounds youngish. People of a certain generation, especially like my mom's generation, they were professional deniers. They could just shove everything under the rug, be happy, and move on with life. That's just how that generation rolls, rolled. So I'm assuming his mom's from that generation, and she was able to completely deny the fact that that ever happened,

and she just moved on with her life, and that made her happy. I don't think there's anything wrong with that either in this situation, because at the end of the day, what are you going to say to your son? You know, if he's, that's what he's into, that's what he's into. You're not going to really change him. And you've got to be careful of what you say to your kids because they say what you resist persist. So you keep telling your kids not to do anything or you're super conservative and you talk to your kids about sex being so bad. All you're doing is making them be totally into hot, dirty sex.

Okay? That's just what goes down. So the more you try to push stuff out of your kids is the more they will rebel against it. So like I said, I would want to know a little bit more about whether there was a conversation after. I also want to know, like, how did the guy get out of there? What was that walk of shame life for the man? Okay. Was he as old as his mom and able to deny too? Was he from that denier generation? I hope so. Because that's a little horrifying. There is that postnut clarity, but what about that mid-nut clarity?

Where you're like in the middle of doing something so naughty and so hot and you get busted. By some young kid's mom and you're obviously probably like married or something. This is some straight dude that's like into cross-dressers. Obviously this is a secret life for him too. And in the middle of it, this person's mom walks in? Oh my God. How many showers did he have to take to forget about what the fuck happened to him that day? Oh my God. Crazy story. Anyway, on to the next confession.

Hi, my name is Ashley. My husband and I have been together for five years, while my boyfriend and I have been together for eight. We are polyamorous. We all live together. They're four kids between us. I have twins with my husband and two boys with the boyfriend. We are Polly. We are proud. We also practice PBSM. My boyfriend's a cook, and he is proud. and my husband is a bull and he's proud and my husband and my boyfriend

are best friends and I go so much deeper than that there's so much more I'd love to tell you so much more I'd love to get into I'd love to talk about the hate that we'd get from

so many people all the time the judgment the stairs to ridicule I love to talk about the fact that I get called to whore on a daily basis

but I also love to love to talk about the fact that I love so fucking openly on a daily basis. And I let love, love, guide my life. I let love cut everything about my world. These guys are my life. I'd love to talk sometimes. Let's talk. Polly is my life. And I'm proud of it. Okay. So when I got this confession, I was like, you need to come on the show. And she did. I just never got to air that episode. But let me tell you, this situation when you hear the details just like flat out the way she tells it sounds so super complicated right she's got a boyfriend she's got a husband she's got two kids with the husband and then she also has two kids with the boyfriend and then they're into all kinds of kinky things and i get why she gets a lot of hate because from the surface it just sounds like what the fuck is going on there but when i spoke with her i have to say her situation sounded clear. Like she was clear about it with herself and I think that that's what's most important. I think being poly amorous is very hard. I think most people can't be polyamorous and aren't

capable of it. But she obviously is. She's got a long relationship with these guys. And like I said, when I did get the whole story, it was very clear to her. What was? What was? going on and it was very right for her. It doesn't matter what everyone else thinks. People are always sort of projecting onto people all the time. People always just take a headline or a short confession like this and they make a judgment on the surface. But when you hear the details, it's a different story. That's why I do my show. In the hopes that when you hear all the details, you might feel differently about something than you thought you would, whether it's the woman who's got a husband and a boyfriend and she's got kids with both of them and they're all living together in one

house. There's of course going to be a lot of judgment if that's all you know about the situation. But after I talked to her for an hour, I saw that it was just a very loving situation and it wasn't like a dark thing. It was a loving situation and everyone involved was super happy and super clear about it and that's all that fucking matters. There are real Polly people out there that are able to do it successfully and it is something that completely works for them. And just because it doesn't work for other people, does it mean that it can't work for people? Do you know what I mean? I just feel people are always projecting like if they could never do something, then something can exist, right? I could never be Polly, okay? I couldn't even have more than one kid because I'm like, how would I love another?

But I totally believe that somebody else can be. And if I didn't and if I put other people down it, it'd be just because of my own projection. Just because I could never be Polly doesn't mean that nobody else can. Everyone's made different. And that's what makes life exciting, right? If everybody was the fucking same, like how boring would it be? There's got to be different kinds of people that are into different kinds of things. Because what would we fucking talk about if everyone was the same?

okay. Not everyone's Polly, but not everyone's monogamous. Not everyone's into vanilla relationships, but a lot of people are. Like there's just, it just is what it is. And like I said, this situation was clear for her and

it was a slacious episode because it had all these like crazy components. But the end of the day what I took out of that story is that the situation that they all have with each other. It did come from love and it worked for all of them and everybody was fucking happy. So fuck the haters. You know, stop judging people. People

even that listen to my show, I typically think people that listen to my show are like non-judgmental people like me and that's why they come to my show because they're non-judgmental. But a lot of times it's judgmental people listening to and I think it's because they just want to be judgey. They want to be able to like look at other people and then feel quote unquote better about themselves or put somebody in a place beneath them and then feel like they're above them or something. I don't know. I used to see a lot of that shit on YouTube. It's one reason why I love not being on YouTube anymore. It was super toxic. Like you would just see all these people being so judgmental and rude about people who are living a life that is different than theirs. Even though these people

would come on my show and tell their very true stories and put it all out on the table and talk about how happy they are because they open their relationship, people would still say, oh, they're going to be divorce. It's like, yeah, you're probably divorced already 10 times. A lot of people get divorces. Whether you're vanilla or not, a lot of people are going to get a divorce. What does it fucking matter? Why can't you accept the fact that someone has a life different than yours and accept what they say as truth, even if that could never be your truth. So anyone judgey listening to this. Open your mind a little bit. Try not to try to take a beat and think to yourself, am I judging this person because I'm projecting my own shit onto that situation?

try to take yourself out of the situation when you're listening to people. That's what I do. I could ever be Polly, like I said, at all. But she can, and she is, and she's living her best life. So anyway, on to the next confession. Hey, Kathy, this is Chris. I'm just calling to lead you a message. I'm a later 20s guy, been involved with a lot of super hot milks on Discord groups, found a couple on Reddit, even hooked up with someone that ended up being my eye doctor. I'm a buy guy. I love playing with my ass. I love just being able to suck a cock. I go on Grindr every now and then and I'll try to find some guys to have some fun with. I've never bought him or anything like that. But yeah, I've got tons of fun things to talk about. So looking forward to chat with you soon. So yeah. Okay, don't we want to know how he wound up with his eye doctor? And my first question is, was the eye doctor a woman or a man? I'm thinking it was a woman because he said it right after he said he was hooking up with a lot of milts on Discord. Now is Discord like the new Craigslist?

I think so because my Discord is kind of like Craigslist. Discord is like a cool place. If you haven't looked into Discord servers, there's a lot of them out there. You can't like Google and find them. That's what I like about it. Like you can never like put in strictly anonymous Confessions Discord channel and find it. You have to be invited. you have to have the link.

You have to, for me, go through my Patreon and other people's discords. You have to get, like I said, the link from someone. You have to be in the no. But then once you are in the know, and once you're in there, there's a lot of crazy stuff going on on Discord. On my Discord, people get to post whatever they want. It's a, I made it NSFW, not safe for work site. So people get to post all kinds of X-rated stuff over there.

I always say this on my intros and it's very true. Okay, everyone's sending me their X-rated shit. You wouldn't believe the stuff that I have in my phone. If someone found my phone on the floor and they just saw all this stuff, they'd be like, what the fuck does this girl do? Who are all these people? Because I just get sent so much stuff. And I was like, where am I going to put this?

That's what discords for. And that's what people are starting discords for. There's so many discords out there for so many different things. And apparently there's one for Mills and this guy is going and hooking up for Milfs. There's definitely something about women in their 40s and guys. in their 20s, that is, is perfect. And you want to know why it's perfect. Women in their 40s are super, 40s are super horny and guys in their 20s are super horny, okay? And so if you're a super horny young guy in your 20s and you're not looking for a relationship, go after her mouth. She's not going to

bother you. She doesn't want you to take her out, really. I know when I was like begging my 25 year old when I was in my 40s, I refused to go out in public with him. I was like embarrassed and not because he wasn't hot. He was hot as shit. Oh my God. I thought he was gorgeous. I mean, he was, and he was gorgeous. But it was that I was like embarrassed that he was so much younger than me, even though it doesn't matter. That was just the way I felt. But that's what's great about a wolf. And I think that's why guys seek them out. It's kind of like no strings attached. And S.A. Kind of a deal. She's just going to bang you. You're going to bang her out and you're both going to call it a day. I was hit on by a young guy in a store. He was like chasing me around. He was

like some young security guarder. I don't know what he was doing in the store, but he worked there. And he kept trying to talk to me. And I eventually said, because I'm me, like, are you trying hit on me? Because like if you are like, this isn't going to go anywhere. And he was like, oh, yes, you know, he gave me all these like cheesy lines and shit. And I was like, listen, you're not wrong to go for the older lady walking around the store with her kid. I had my son with me. I'm like, that is a good call. I get it. You're young. You're looking to just have sex and you want no strings attached.

That is the right thing to do. I'm the wrong person because at that time my son was still really young and I just was focused on him and I wasn't even going to take a young lover. Would I take a young lover now? Yes. But would I take one that hit on me in a store? Probably not. I just don't roll that way.

But, you know, another gym guy, for sure. That's the way I roll. I like to find guys at the gym. But, you know, I told him, like, you're sniffing down the right trail if that's what you're looking for. And he copped to it and we had a whole funny conversation. So I would say to any 20-something or listening to this, you're not ready for a real relationship yet. Go get yourself a mouth. And Mills, if you're listening to this, women in their 40s, you're so horny. You've never been horny. Or go get yourself a young guy. He's going to bang you out. He's going to fuck you a lot of times. Okay. He's going to treat you really well when you're with him. He's going to try. He's going to please you more than a guy your own age will, only because he's going to be super eager. That's what I like, that's what I think about the younger guys. They're just really want to put on a good show and they're super eager and they have no

problems or issues. Then it's just strictly transactional. But everyone's happy. Everyone's happy. Some else wind up dating their guys. I give them credit. There's a lot of 40-something-year-olds dating 20-something-year-olds. I was never into that.

That's just me. But I think everybody's different. some women totally could care less about age and would absolutely date a guy in their 20s when they're in their 40s. And I think, fuck, yeah, if you could do that and you're not self-conscious about it and stuff, that's great. The only reason why I was so anti-it is because I always felt older, older than I was when I was with somebody young. You know what I mean? Like when you're with another old person, you just feel normal. When you're with someone like really young, you feel older.

Like I personally think like when a really old guy is dating a young chick, a lot of times he looks older standing next to her than he would if he was with a older woman. You know what I'm saying? So for me, I don't like that aspect of it. But for other people who don't, I think it's fucking great for you. Like you're less self-conscious about it. You're more secure than I am.

That's what I think. To me, I think the reason why I'm not into it is my own insecurities. So I think women that do do that and will date a young 25 year old when they're 45. That's, I think that's amazing. And guys, I've been doing it since the dawn of time. So why can't women? And when those relationship end, I love how men will be like, oh, yeah, well, it's because they were so old.

It's like, why did your relationship end? Was it because you were old? Because most likely your relationship ended too. Most people's relationships end at some point. And even if someone's relationship ends because at the end of the day, somebody does age out of that relationship and someone's young and they want a family, maybe the woman can or vice versa, whatever that is, that's okay too. If they had 10 years together, what's fucking wrong with that? Would somebody give up 10 years of happiness just because it doesn't last the

rest of their lives? People have this like crazy idea that every relationship has to last forever, like some fan, like some Disneyland movie that you watched when you were a child. Like most relationships are not going to last forever. And that's okay. That doesn't. mean that those relationships that don't last forever are a failure. I mean, a relationship that marriage that lasts two years, I call that a failure. My brother has had a couple marriages, okay? His first one, he only lasted two years. I was like embarrassed for him, okay? Two years, you can't fucking make it last longer than that. Come on. You took us all for a ride, $75,000 wedding and you broke up after two years. That's bullshit. But his second divorce, which he's going through now, he's married

14 years. I don't call that a failure. That's a long relationship, not a everything, like I said, is meant to be forever. So that's the way I look at it. How did I get there from Milfs and this guy? He's also into guys too. I went so off topic. But obviously it seems like this guy wants to call into my show. I probably sent him a link to call in, so he'll probably be calling in to tell his story. Because like I said, he's also into guys. Hasn't bought him yet, but he wants to. So eventually, hopefully we'll hear his whole story. Anyway, on to the next confession. Yeah, I've been listening to your podcast, and you're more exciting than the guest. I mean, everyone I heard, you always say something that's so sexy,

something that's just to turn on. So when I listen to your podcast, I listen to you more than them, just to let you know. I just heard the one where you said, do you like come and you swallow? It's just, I hear you say that. It's such a turn on. It's like a damn, I can't believe it. Very exciting. And the one, they send you panting holes to try on,

how you say you've been wearing them and how you like them a lot more now. I think that's so sexy and see you in a short skirt with the panty holes. But even more than that, the panties are even more, the silky panties. You put the panty holes on me, you put the panties over. So if someone does see up your skirt, they don't just see that panty hose look. They see the silky panties, like maybe red ones, black stockings. I just picture you wearing them. I have a panty fish.

when I was younger and how you say that you get wired in. I think I probably did because that's what I think about the most. Okay, so now listen, I have a whole spreadsheet of all the confessions that I get in and I keep them all in categories and one category. It's just called rants. It's just called jerking off. And I can't tell you how many guys have called into confess that they jerk off to me. Very flattering.

thanks for the fact that you said that you find me interesting and you're turned on when you're listening to me. Talk about swallowing. I've talked about swallowing before I had a whole episode I aired. It was like a quick bonus episode that I did for Valentine's Day. And it was all about how and why girls should fucking swallow. I think most girls don't swallow. I was watching Real Housewives of Atlanta recently. And they were all talking about whether they swallowed or not.

The majority of women at the table said no, and the minority of them said yes. And of course, because I just make crazy assumptions, I just think that's how the whole world is, right? The majority of women don't swallow and the minority do. And I don't understand why. Not. Swallow. I think every girl should swallow. My whole analogy on Valentine's Day was like, if you would eat a fucking oyster, but you don't swallow jizz, something's wrong with you.

So listen, Guy, that called up and says he jerks off to me. If you want to hear me talking about swallowing and digging, swallowing, come. Listen to that whole episode. It was posted on Valentine's Day. It's a funny little rant that I gave. This little rant, you gave up some stuff about yourself. This guy is obviously into panties and pantyhose. And let me tell you people listening, okay?

I've been doing Fetish Fridays since the beginning of time on my show. And one thing I know is that a lot of guys are into pantyhose. You know who you want to do. bar. And if you're not a guy that's into panty hose, you know a guy that's into panty hose. Whether he's obsessed with seeing them on women or he's obsessing them on women and he likes wearing them himself, those guys exist. I always say on my hoser episodes, I call guys who like panty hose hosers. I always say on those episodes, like the next time you're in a room full of 50 guys, lock the door, shut the door, lock the door and make every guy pull down their pants. And you're going to probably

find one or two guys wearing pantyhose. Guys are sporting pantyhose underneath their pants all the time. It's a very common fetish. I was surprised. People who aren't hosers that are listening to this Confessions episode are probably like, what are you talking about? Kathy? Because I didn't know that there was a whole panty hose fetish when I started to do my show. But when I went on to Craigslist looking for people to call into my show because I was desperate for callers at the time, I found so many guys into the panty hose fetish. And he says, oh, when you wear them and you're putting them on and you're trying them on, and I do do that.

I have a whole tier on Patreon dedicated to hosers. They send me in panty hos. I try them on. I try on different brands. I've learned so much about pantyhose since talking to hosers in the past 10 years. And let me tell you, any girl that's listening, that's dating a hoser or whose husband is a hoser, and they're like horrified by her or anything. You should get into it.

Wear a pair of panty hose for your guy whenever he wants it, okay, if that's what he likes. Not only will it make him super happy, if a guy has a fetish and you play into it, he's going to think you're like the hottest bitch on the planet. And any girls out there, the next time you're wearing pantyhose or tights or anything like that out and about, take notice to your surroundings. What you probably don't know is there are tons of guys that are checking you out because you're wearing people. Banyhows. Like I said, there's a lot of guys that are into it, and they are on the lookout, and they are checking out women on the daily. So you girls, if you're married to one or you're dating one and you don't like to buy into his kink, trust me, he's looking at all the other girls that are doing it for him out on the streets, out and about. He's getting his rocks off

somewhere, and he might be wearing them behind your back, and it's sad that women give a shit, because, you know, I'm so used to this kind of stuff, and I think it's no big deal. A lot of guys are into it. This guy's into panties too. Some guys are into panties for all you girls out there that found a pair of panties in your guy's bedroom one day and you just automatically assumed he cheated. Your second thought should be, or maybe these are his and he's wearing them. No, I don't know which is worse, that your guy likes to wear women's panties or he's cheating on you with another girl. But I remember once watching a reality TV show and I think it was like 90-day fiancé and the girl was moving her guy out and she found some bras in a drawer and she was really horrified. I forgot what the guy said,

but never once would any girl in that situation, unless they're me and they run a show like I do and they're talking to guys with a lot of fetishes, would any, you would ever think that those bras might be the guys, but there are guys that have a bra fetish and they wear bras. You don't know, but I know. And so when I see that 90-day fiancé episode and the girl pulls out the bras and she's confronting him. I'm like, oh my God, they're probably his. And I don't know what to say at that point. Oh, don't worry, baby, those are mine or, oh, yeah, they're your best friends and I'm banging her. I don't know which is worse to my girl. I think I'd rather him be into it because I wouldn't care. I could get into anything if I'm into a guy. That's what I think. Like, why not? I got into panty

hose because of my hosers. Recently, I bought like this really hot panty hose like body suit that had like a cutout crotch and I made sure to wear it when I saw my booty call guy and I loved it. It was like a real hot see-through kind of stripper outfit. I like stuff like that. But a hoser would love that. Buy something like that if you're dating a hos or if your guy wants you in panty hos. Put on some hot outfits like that. They'll be so into it. Pannios are not out of style. They're back in style. This guy obviously has a panties fetish. He also obviously has a panties fetish. I don't know that I've ever really talked about my panties on my show. He also has a swallowing cum fetish, right? And he's jerking off to me. So there you go. Thanks for tuning in,

Guy, and thanks for calling my confessions a hotline. Anyway, on to the next confession. Hi, I am a longtime listener first time caller. And I am really just calling because I have a confession. I am very interested in playing with guys and potentially the couples, but I have never done it and don't know where to start. I am not extremely experienced. So, like, when I say that, less than four partners, I am, like, approaching me. 30s, but extremely fascinated and interested. Listen to different podcasts, read different, like, stories, very interested in exploring, but not really sure where to start or how to start. I am also a African-American female. I am a larger woman. I live in, I say, predominantly white

community. So yeah, just not totally sure where to start, how to start. Okay, listen. I don't know what her name is, but this is a female color looking for advice. I always like to end my confessions episode with someone looking for advice. Okay, so she wants to go out and be a unicorn, right? That's what she's saying. She wants to go out and do some naughty things that she's been listening to on podcasts, my podcast probably. She wants to get freaky. And she doesn't know where to start. What I hear from people is, of course, you start on apps. Do you want to be on the DL?

Because you got to take that into consideration. Listen, I just got a confession that I haven't aired yet, but it was like I'm into interracial porn. I know you live in an all-white community, but so many of those white guys would love to be with you. So it's not like you can't find somebody that lives down the block. A lot of couples are looking for a unicorn. And that's what you are.

okay, and what you might not realize yet, because you haven't put yourself out there, is you are a unicorn. A lot of couples are looking for a woman that wants to join as a third. It's very hard to find. So when you do wind up going on those apps and you put yourself out there, you're going to get a lot of people that are going to be coming after you, but you're going to have to weed through them. Because, Listen, unfortunately, like everything, there's just going to be a lot of garbage. It's not like every single person that emails is going to be perfect. You're going to have to weed through a lot of garbage. Some people will be fakes and phonies.

Some people, this is what I've heard. Some people will be fakes and phonies. Some people will just be looking to do like online stuff or just a lot of talking when they're jerking off while they're sending you shit and then they're done and it's over and then you never meet with them. But it sounds like you really want the real deal. you want to actually go out and have these experiences. So you have to put yourself up on the apps. Now, if you don't want people knowing who the fuck you are and nobody in your neighborhood knowing what you're doing,

I suggest going on apps and being anonymous on there, like putting up body shots or something, and don't really out yourself to anyone with your face until you have vetted them and know that they're real. And it's someone that you trust. And then you could put yourself out there. But, you know, there's apps like Fat Life, adult friend finders, like Tinder, I think field. All those kinds of apps nowadays are open to all kinds of different situations. So if you put yourself out there as a woman looking for a couple or just a guy, like for random hot hookups, you're going to get a lot of people down for it. And like I said, you're going to have to weed through, but you're definitely going to have some

experiences. And, you know, the fact that you're bigger is only going to add to that because guys, fucking love bigger women. It's a fact. It's a thing. That's only going to help your cause. You're going to put yourself out there, show your hot body, put it out there that you're a beauticord. Weed out the people that aren't into that, but you're going to attract all the people that are, and there's tons of people that are. So I think the best way always to weed out as much garbage as possible is to be as specific as possible and as real as possible as you could be. in your profile so you don't have to weed through the garbage later, right? So on an app where you're

just looking to hook up, it's going to be body shots, not face shots. Like I said, you could keep that out of your profile and remain anonymous if you want in the beginning because most people for hookups is going to be, you know, they want to see the package. You're hooking up for sex. That's what I would think. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know. This is what I hear, though, from people on my show. And like I said, it's that you go on the apps, you put yourself as a unicorn, you're looking for couples, you're going to get a lot of fakes, you're going to have to weed through a lot of stuff, a lot of guys and people that are going to hit you up, we're going to be saying stupid things. I always have people on telling my audience, like,

what not to do on the apps because you're going to get a lot of nonsense. But you will find an experience if that's what you're into, because I have to tell you, like I said, you are the unicorn and that's what people are looking for. I think you should definitely really think it through and come up with some rules and boundaries for yourself and figure out what you want, what you don't want and be very upfront about those things with a couple and make sure that you are really open to communicating with whoever you do wind up hooking up with because that world and those kinds of experiences are all about communication. I had a woman on recently who wound up hooking up with a couple, and she had the worst sex with him.

And she kept going back. And I was like, why didn't you just tell him, like, don't do it that way, do it this way. And she just wouldn't kind of like speak up for herself, but she kept going back to them. But it wasn't like ideal at all, and she wasn't into it. So you got to be open to communicating so you could get what you want out of the situation, right? That's the moral of the story. speak up, be honest, over-communicate, figure out exactly what you want, put as much of that in your profile as necessary to weed out the bullshit and go have fun because this is what you want

to do. The minute you put yourself up in the apps and put up some hot picks, you're going to be hit up and you're going to wind up having your first experience and make sure to email me or call the confession thought line and let me know when you do find a couple or someone to hook up with and then I'll have you on and you'll tell your full story. Anyway, thanks so much for calling in. If anybody wants to leave a confession on my confession's hotline, you could call the number anytime. Make sure you're in a quiet place. Hold the phone up to your ear. You have four minutes to leave a message. If you need longer, just hang up and call back. I change everybody's voices. The number's 347-4-203579. That's 347-4-203579. Thanks so much for tuning in.

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