Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 807 - Maddie Hooks-up with Couples and is a Topless Maid

Episode Date: April 16, 2024

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episode. Like I said, she was married, got divorced. And then after that, she started hooking up with a couple. She talks about the details of that. She's into women. She's into men. So she hooked up with them together, them solo. She gives a lot of stories about that, that situation. And then she talks about how and why she decided to become a topless maid. And she talks about all her experiences. Like I ask her a lot of questions about that because I just really want to know, like, how does that go down? And she explains it all.

She explains the different kinds of guys that have hired her, the different kinds of experiences that have gone down, what she will do, what she won't do, what winds up happening, what guys really do. She did send me in anonymous picks over on my Patreon. I got those over there. Her story's super interesting. So I'm going to get right to it and be right back on with Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast.

How are you today? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. Listen, your confession has made it onto a confessions episode. You are a topless made, meaning, like, you go to people, houses, it's a service you work for that someone hires you as a cleaner to come over and they know for a fact that you're going to be cleaning, topless, just walking around, topless cleaning,

bending over cleaning, topless. Yeah. And I know that you do a lot of other crazy sexual things. You have had threesomes and you do all kinds of kinky things as well on top of that. But I don't know. Where should we start with you, Maddie? You sound super young. How old are you?

So I'm only 26. Okay. How did you get into this profession? So I was married for five years. Oh, my God. Where do people live that they get married at 21? Like, where are you from? The people get married at 21 still.

Like, you live in the mountain someplace? Yeah, I guess you can say that. I'm in a small town of Alabama. Oh, okay. So people get married like that young still there? Well, I did. I don't know. I guess there's nothing else to do.

Nothing else. Yeah, well, I got pregnant very young. Oh, really? How old were you? I was 18 when I got pregnant. And then I had my baby at 19. So I was, our families were like pushing us to get married. And honestly, I think that was the worst mistake.

So we decided to obviously get a divorce. And I've been divorced for about three years now. Wow. Is he still in the child's life and stuff? Do you guys have a good relationship? No. at all. We do not have a good relationship. But it's okay. I enjoy being a single mom and being able to do the things that I do and live up in my 20s. So after my divorce, I kind of knew that I was different in the

whole sexual world. Like I wanted more. I wanted to explore and just go out there and see what I could get myself into. And so I actually met this. couple, but they weren't like actually a couple couple. It was like a sub and Dom kind of relationship. So it ended up doing a threesome with them. Okay, well, wait a second, Maddie. You just can't like you just met a couple. Were you at a bar and you met a couple? Were you on an app looking to hook up with a couple? Like how do you meet a couple that's like that turns into a sexual experience with them? So I did meet them off of an app. Okay. So when you get divorced, you like decide to go on up looking to be a unicorn for a couple? Yeah, I don't know if I was looking. I honestly don't

remember if I was looking for specifically to be a unicorn. I think I was just, you know, just exploring and just seeing what was out there. I've always been into girls. I've hooked up with a couple girls like in high school, but I know after my divorce, I really wanted to have a sexual interaction with a female. And so it was hard just finding a, single female that wanted to do stuff. So I ended up coming across this couple on an app and I can't tell you what app it was. It's been years now. It's been about three years.

So me and the couple ended up having a threesome. And then later on, we kind of just did separate things like I ended up seeing the guy. And then I ended up seeing the girl too separately. and so that's really how I started getting into it. Yeah, but let's walk a little bit slower through that story because you're super young. You have had hookups with girls, but I'm assuming you would never been with a couple.

This is a very new experience. What were they like? Were they hot? Were they older, younger around your age? And what were they looking for from you to fuck them both? I think the guy was mainly looking to just mainly watch me and her. but then he ended up joining. And then she was younger.

She was actually younger than me. So she was like 20. And at the time I was 23. So she was a little bit younger. And he was older. Like I want to say like late 30s, 40s, almost like early 40s. Were you attracted to them? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. My nickname for him is Lucifer. Like I know. Why? Because it looks like demonic. Nick, but hot. I always come up with nicknames for everybody. Yeah, I was that way, yeah.

There was one time where I went to meet up with one of my nicknamed people, booty calls, when he lived in San Francisco and his name was San Francisco guy. And my sister's like, by the way, can you tell me San Francisco guy's name? Like, all these years I don't even know who he is. And like, you're going to visit him. Like, I should actually know his real name. Nobody had real names. Everyone has nicknames.

So why, obviously, did he have a, demonic vibe about him? Like, why did you call him Lucifer? Well, have you ever watched the show Lucifer on Netflix? Mm-mm. Okay, well, he looks like the guy. Oh, okay. That's why I just come up with Lucifer.

But, yeah, he's very attractive. Mm-hmm. And so was she. She was definitely my top. And now I've kind of made a top based off of her because she was great. Like, we still have a good relationship to this day. So what's your type now, girls? Small and blonde. I don't. Spinners? You like little spinners? Yeah. So after, it kind of ended because

like he went his separate way and then she went her separate way. But then me and her were still in contact. But now she's dating this guy and she's moved in with him and they're doing good. So we don't have any sexual relationship anymore. But I do still talk to her. Right. But you don't hook up with her because she's with a new partner. Maybe they don't play that way. Right. Right. He doesn't really like that. So she doesn't, she doesn't do that. Okay, but tell me about that first experience where you actually did hook up with them. Like, let's go back a little bit. I mean, you wind up, this is the first time you're going to be with a couple. You got a guy and a girl. You've never had that kind of threesome. Like, what went down?

And how was it? I was honestly very nervous. Yeah, I can imagine. I was like, I don't know what I'm doing. So it was, I was kind of shocked at first. first, like, I met them at a bar and then we were talking and they seemed really cool and they were nice to talk to and everything. Once I felt comfortable around them, they came to my house because he had a roommate and then she had also had a roommate. So I was like, I don't have anybody at my house so I can just come to my house. And I don't know. Now thinking back, I'm like, why did I do that. I don't invite people over to my house anymore because I'm like, I don't want anybody to know where I live. Yeah, yeah, crazy. I don't know. I guess I was just in the heat of the moment kind of thing.

So I was kind of like taking a bag whenever we got in and he just looks at her and goes strip. And she just takes off her clothes. I was like, whoa, okay. Are we going to warm up or anything? Well, he's the Dom, right? You said they were like this Dom sub thing going. So he's the Dom and he's to instruct her. Yeah. Okay. So she's just standing there totally naked in front of you and like what are you doing? Yeah.

And then she just comes on to me and so we start doing our thing. And then he ends up joining. And then after after I started getting into it, I started feeling more comfortable. And it was actually a really good experience. But yeah, like after that, we talked for a little while. And then they left. And then we ended up doing that again a couple weeks later. And then after the second time that we did the threesome is whenever,

we kind of started seeing each other separately. And then he started becoming my dom a little bit more. I don't think it was to the extent as he was with her. But did you like being dominated by him? Oh, yes. 100%. How would he dom you? Like how far did you take that?

It was basically just testing things I like and things I didn't like. I do know I like being told what to do in the bedroom. So I did find that out. I don't know why. I think it was like whenever I first hooked up with them and then he looked at her and go strip, I think that was like an instant turn on for me. And I don't know why. I don't get it.

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tell you to go fucking strip is kind of what you're saying. Yeah. And then when you would just be with her solo too and what was that vibe? Were you more the dom? Did she like, did you dom her or were you guys just regular together? Yeah. So at first we were just regular. The first time we hooked up like it was super vanilla. We didn't use any toys or anything like that. And then the next time we used toys and then like I noticed she was trying to do a little more than I wanted her to do. So that's when I started like dominating her because I didn't like what she was doing. Yeah. So and then I realized, hey, I like this. Um, but then I tried dominating a man and I did not like that. So I was like,

I guess I'm just submissive with men, but then dominating with women. Um, so. That makes sense. I could see there being a switch like that. I just, I could not dominate a man. It's just it did not click well with me. But with this couple, you didn't need to do that because you're dominating her. He's dominating you. Those are the roles they had before you, you got in the picture anyway. So everyone was probably super happy. But eventually that fell to the wayside. How long did you hook up with them solo and stuff? So solo, it's been probably maybe a year and a half since I've seen him and then her I actually hooked up with her

probably about it's been probably about eight nine months maybe no but not how long have you how long did you hook up with them like how long did you guys hook up for oh it was probably a year so oh okay so you saw them for a while

they weren't together anymore when you were hooking up solo no they kind of broke up I guess I don't get the whole I don't really know the verbiage for that because they weren't like actually in a relationship. It was like a, I guess, yeah, I broke up. But so after I was still kind of doing my own thing in between hooking up with them, I went through a really bad, they call it the hoe phase.

I went through a really bad phase where I was having like a new guy every night. Not every night, every weekend. I had a new guy that was I was hooking up with. And of course, it used protection. I can't do it without it. But yeah, and I don't talk to any of those. Was that like right after your breakup with your guy? Or was that during that time when you were seeing this couple?

Like, why do you think you went through a whole face? Yeah, right after my divorce when I was still seeing the couple and seeing them separately and stuff, I was still hooking up with other men. So maybe you were like reeling emotionally and stuff went so acting out a lot of it. I would always, I would do that when I would be. break up with people. I'd go fuck a lot of people to try and get my mind off of it. Yeah, it was just, yeah, emotionally, like, I wasn't, I never got attached to any of them, but was dating a, after we kind of broke off with the, like, after I broke off with the couple,

I started dating this, and it was terrible sex. So I ended up, like, cheating on him with another girl that I met at a bar. And then now I'm actually still friends with her to the stage still. Like, I'm friends with her too. Do you still hook up with her or that was just like a one-time deal or like you were just doing her the whole time you were with that doctor? Oh, I hooked up with her like maybe three times when I was dating him and then once whenever we broke up.

Okay. And now she's married and has a kid. So I was like, that was really fast. but okay. Yeah, wow. That's people in Alabama, I guess that's how they were all. So wait. So you're hulking it with that girl.

You're still going through your whole phase. How long did you wind up dating the doctor? Not long? We dated for six months. Okay. Now, when do you start doing this whole maid thing? Actually, was dating a different guy after I broke up with the doctor, I waited like a few months.

And at that time, I didn't really have much of a sex life. I kind of calmed down a little bit and I was like, I need to focus on my career, focus on my kids, focus on just building myself and my life and everything. So I ended up finding this guy on like Facebook dating, which I will never use again. So I ended up dating him and we dated for almost a year. We dated for 10 months this past year. We literally just broke up in January. But he was the one that kind of pushed me into having.

and then only fans and then I made my only fans and then I'll scrolling through TikTok and this girl. I don't know if you've heard of her. It's like Sammy something or whatever. She does all kinds of crazy stuff and she cracks me up. I love watching her on TikTok, but she was a topless maid. And I was like, that's a really, that's a really good idea. I haven't heard of any here around to Alabama or the area that I'm in. And so he started pushing me to do it. And he worked security. So he was like, I'll just go as your like security guy. And so I was like, okay. Like most of the time, the other topless maids that I have looked at and looked into, and they always have a security with them that sits in the car. But he was a little more controlling. He didn't want to

sit in the car. He wanted to go in and meet the person and make sure that everything was okay. And I was like, that's, you just need to sit in the car. Like, these people are not going to be comfortable with you sitting in there. Like, I'm walking around Topless. Maybe he got off on that. maybe he did the guys are into that shit why else is he in there watching you clean houses topless he's seen your tits before this is your boyfriend right

yeah okay so you got to rewind a little bit because I was thinking you work for a company that is like hey we supply topless cleaning people but no that's not the case you started your own little business like where do you advertise so mainly like Fetloff and then on my only fan

which I do want to end up starting my LLC, but I was just testing the waters right now. I'm just trying it out and seeing how it goes, but now I'm having more clients, and so I'm starting to get more business. So, yeah, I'm going to have to eventually start my LLC and everything. So you start an only fans, and what are you doing on your only fans, though, too? Because you're saying now you're like you're promoting there.

What do you wind up putting on your only fans? because you started that before you started topless cleaning people's houses, right? Yeah. So right now it's just pictures. It was just like a little side thing. I don't make a lot of money off of it. So I was just like, oh, it's just a little fun thing for me to do. So right now it's just pictures.

I actually have some, one of my friends is coming over like this weekend and is helping me make a video and stuff. And so we're going to add more content. I'm going to add more content on there, but they're going to help me. Who's they? And what kind of video is it going to be? It's just going to sound weird. But it's actually one of my best guy friends. We're going to get like a tarp or something and just play with some whipped.

But me and him don't have any like sexual relationship. So it's not like that. But you're going to pretend to be into each other on camera? No, he's just going to hold the camera. He's just holding the camera. Why are you picking him? Has he? I mean, he must be so.

He must be. breaking off like immediately. I mean like has this guy ever seen you naked? Oh yeah. Oh, he has? So you're just friends. You never had sex. But how have you guys like seen each other naked? I don't know. Can you just explain a little bit? I've never seen him naked but he has seen me naked plenty of drunk knots because I do stupid stuff. What do you mean? We we was drinking one knot and there was like I don't know. We just made stupid bets with a bunch of our friends. And we would just play with some pliers and I just had my nipples pierce. And so he was like, I bet this would hurt. And of course I'm drunk. So I'm like, try it. And so that's how he ended up seeing my tits for the first time. Okay. So it's just like

drunken stuff where you're getting naked in front of your friends and all that kind of stuff. Yeah. So it doesn't really bother me because I'm pretty confident in my body. So I don't really care, but he, I don't know. I've never been attracted to him. I think he may be attractive to other women, but I'm not attracted to him at all. But I don't know if he's attracted to me, but I'm, I'm sure he is. He's made comments before about me being so pretty and all of this. I'm like, okay, thanks. Like, it was, I don't know. But at other times, we just talk like, we're bro. or something. Yeah, of course. He doesn't want to. I mean, he'll probably

throw that out there every now and then just to test the waters, but he doesn't want to ruin your friendship. But, you know, he's a guy, and if you're that hot, he probably wants to bang you. You know, it's just the way that it goes. Like, there is that thing. Like, can guys and girls really be friends? Yes, I've had a lot of guy friends that I never fucked, and I was friends with them since

high school my whole life. And we never did. But if I wanted to fuck them, would they have fucked me? Probably. I think the girls hold the cards in that, in that scenario most of the time. Yeah. definitely. I just feel like it would ruin everything. Like, I couldn't ruin everything, honestly. You're right. Yeah, I don't like mixing the two. Like, I have another guy friend that's like that. We haven't been friends as long as me and, you know, my main best friend. Yeah. Like, we haven't been friends as long, but there's no way that I would, you know, ruin a friendship.

Yeah. And you, and you definitely could. ruin it with something like that, you know, for sure. So I think, you know, if you really dig this guy and you like him and he's cool enough to stay friends with you and not, and no, even though he can't fuck you, just keep it there. You know, there's, you've already been through a hoe phase. You realize there's tons of guys out there you could bang. Don't bang your best friend. You forgot.

Even though he's, if he was listening to this, he's like, fuck you, Kathy. You're like cock blocking me right now. It's probably so mad at me right now. He's like, don't tell. her that. But listen, I just wonder, though, you are, though, putting yourself in a position if you're, I don't know, this whole only fans video thing that you have set up with him, shit could happen. You're going to be like rubbing whipped cream all over yourself and getting horny. And if he's the only guy there, something might wind up happening. You never know. Don't you think? I don't know. Do what? Why did you choose him? Because it's such a personal kind of experience, no? I don't know. I feel like I can't ever get the camera correct on how I want it. And I only have maybe three friends, close friends that I would trust to not tell my family. This is another, listen, this is another conversation where he's like, Kathy, shut the fuck up.

Like, I, you know, it's in the books. I'm going there. I'm going to get to see her getting down and dirty. Don't tell her not to have me do it. Okay, let's move on. All right. So you're going to be starting to add videos to your only fans. I get that. So now I know that you started, you got into thinking that you want to clean houses, topless, because you saw that this was a thing on TikTok, but how did you know where to advertise? I know that you said only fans, but I don't even know how you had people on your only fans and where you knew that they were from. How did you get your first client? So, FetLife. I've been on FetLife pretty much since I was with the couple because that's, I wouldn't say that's how I found them.

I want to say I found them off of something else. But they introduced me to FetLife. So I've been on FetLife since I was with them. And then I put my only fans on there. And then I was like once I started thinking about the Topless Made thing, then I put an ad on FetLife. Well, after doing, like I said, I did a ton of like research on it, like the prices these girls would use and stuff like that. And most of them were cleaning. It said topless, but they would wear panties or thongs or something like that.

I'll just go in sweatpants. I put my prices down a little cheaper. And then I had, it was like maybe a week or two later. I had one guy hit me up. It was like, hey, how much you charge? And then, like, we worked out the details and everything. So I have a two-hour minimum. Like, you have to book me for at least two hours to make it worth my drive, worth my time.

And how much an hour? So it's 150 an hour. Okay. Okay, cool. So, and do you really clean? Do you clean as much as you can in that time? So, yeah, so they provide the cleaning supplies and they give me a list of things to clean. And I don't clean bathrooms.

God, that's disgusting. I'm not going to do that. But, like, I don't clean the bathrooms. But, yeah, they just provide a list of things to clean. So my first client was actually very. weird and I was I was actually thankful that my boyfriend did walk in and check the place out and everything because he was very and so I told him before you know that I had my two hour minimum and we get there and he only hands me like $100. I was like so do you want only like 45 minutes?

And he was like yeah and I was like okay but you were supposed to book for two hours. Yeah that's fucked up. Yeah so I was kind of pissed about that. But actually when we we first got there, he didn't even answer the door for 10 minutes. Oh my God. And so I started to leave. And then he messaged me. He was like, no, come back. And so I was like, oh, okay. So I ended up going back and that's when he gave me the $100. And they have to pay up front with them 10 minutes of me greeting them. Right. But maybe with this guy, you were happy to get the fuck out of there after 45 minutes. It was so creepy now. Like, would you want to be there for two hours? I'd rather take less money and get out. Yeah. Yeah. So after reading him, I was like, okay, I'm good with 45 minutes.

after meeting him. So he was, and he was like standing around and just staring. And I was like, kind of feeling awkward. And my boyfriend was like looking at me like shaking his head slightly. And I was like giving him eyeball. Oh my God.

But then we ended up making a joke out of it. So I started talking to my boyfriend. And we was just like coming up with different scenarios. And I was like, oh, so how's your wife and kids? Oh, with you and your guy while he was watching you guys. Yeah. Yeah. So it was, it was fun.

We ended up having a fun time out of that situation, so it would be less awkward since the, since the old guy that booked my 45 minutes. He wasn't talking. He was just standing there. And then about 30 minutes into it, he ends up falling asleep. The guy? Yeah. Okay. But wait.

we got to, I haven't asked you what your tits, like, how great they are or whatever. You know what? You got a kind of giving your stats. So, yeah, they're about, I wear a 34D and they are pierced. So I will say, I think I have pretty nice tits. And they're real? Yes, they are. Yes, they are.

And if you're 40, 34D, you're probably very small too with really big boobs, right? I'm 5'8. So you're tall? Yes. Okay, cool. So you're 34D of big, like very big, pierced, boobs, real. That's your first experience, one and done. So then tell me more experiences that you had after that.

So I almost didn't want to continue doing that. After that, I was like, I don't know if I want to do this. Yes. Kind of, yeah, I could see. I could see why. So my boyfriend ended up having to work the next time that somebody wanted to wanted to book me like a couple more weeks later. I had another guy message me and he wanted, he was like, I'll totally book you for the whole two hours you're wanting. And this was actually

a really good experience. It was actually funny. So my boyfriend had to work and I was like, well, I don't have, I was thinking to myself, I didn't have security, but I was like going to make this guy think that I did because I've obviously not going to somebody's house without some kind of protection. So I was like, yeah, so I have security on call and they get a cut or of my money or whatever. It just kind of helps me look better to my clients. So I get there and he ends up like greeting me at the door and he was wearing a hoodie, an oversized hoodie, but wasn't wearing any pants. Your fucking kid.

Well, he's kind of probably thinking, you have no. no shirt on so I'm going to be have no pants on well I told him prior I was like I just want to make this clear I do not hook up with my client like weird I do not I'm not gonna have sex with you I just want you to know that like yeah that's smart you don't bait and switch you're not like pretending that there's going to be something more just to get that cash you're letting them know straight up like it you do not go farther because I'm sure some people do when and especially because you're walking in their topless you really have to like let people know the boundaries because they might think, oh, you got your top off. I could do

whatever you, I want. It's no. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, before like when they do book, I do send them a list of rules. And the very first one is you're not allowed to touch. Yeah. At all. That's my main rule right there. No, no video, no photos, no. And then limit alcohol use and stuff because it was one time that this guy got really drunk and it was just, that was a bad experience. But, But back to the guy that wasn't wearing pants. Yeah, my God. That kind of threw me off. And I was like, oh, okay, well, this is your house.

I can't really tell you, hey, go put pants on. So, yeah, it was kind of awkward at first. But he ended up having, like, really good conversation. He did not make me feel awkward at all. He actually ended up having a wife that had no idea that he was booking me. And I was like, how did your wife not see that she's missing like $400 out of the bank? Like how, if that was my husband, I'd be like, hey, what did you do this $400? Yeah.

How do you know he had a wife? He told me. Pictures. Like, yeah. And there was like pictures of her and him. And it was just, it was very obvious. Mm-hmm. So he was like, just don't tell my wife about this.

I was like, okay, I don't know your wife. I'm not going to say anything. Like, of course not. I'm getting money at this. I don't care. Yeah. But he said he would pay me extra if I jumped on this, like, trampoline that was inside of a little tiny trampoline. And you wanted me to jump on it on.

Did you say, did you charge him more for that? Yeah. I did. So there was that. And then does the guy, like, was this guy, like, jerk it off? I mean, like, because he's kind of, like, naked already. He was, no, he kept his, he kept his oversized hoodie on the whole time, but like, he was completely soft the entire time. So I don't know.

He ended up sending me like a dick pick after I left. And then he was hard. So I'm sure he was jacking off after I left. But I don't know how he stayed soft the whole time. But then he was, I don't know, he talked, he was like begging me to sit on his face and stuff. And I was like, dude, like, no, no. Like, that was right before I left. While I was cleaning and stuff, I thought everything was good and we were having good

conversation. And then he was wanting to sit on his face and stuff. And I was like, no. You know, I've already told you. I'm not going to do anything like that with my clients. But then he apologized. He was like, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked that.

I don't know. We just kind of ignored that. Yeah. So, but I did end up going back to his house a couple times in cleaning and it was basically the same scenario. He talked really good whenever I was cleaning and stuff. And a lot of it was laundry. I think he didn't want to do laundry. So that's what he hired me for. That's not bad. You just did some, what were you doing in between the laundry, though, walking around and then cleaning other things? Yeah. So I just vacuumed and I swept and mopped and yeah. And the whole time he's just like following you and talking to you. Is that what goes down?

Yeah. Yeah. Um, there was one guy. The client after him, he was a logger. So he had a really nice lake house. And he was like, I'll pay you extra, which he did tip me very well. But one thing I did not like was he ended up getting really drunk. And I was like, yeah, like, yeah, that's not going to fly with me because I'm coming here sober. like I don't know I just felt like that was a little too risky

if I didn't know how he was you know he could have got aggressive or something and I didn't have security with me at the time yeah that's that's smart I mean you have to be very smart about situations like this because there's a lot of great area and there's a lot of fucking creeps out there yeah and you're a woman

a man is always going to be physically stronger than you right guys don't understand what it's like to be a woman, you know, when we go out places or going to meet somebody. Men have more power over you at the end of the day just because they're physically stronger beings. Yeah. Um, yeah, definitely. Have you ever had a couple hire you as always guys? No, I haven't had a couple yet. I actually would love to cling for a couple. Just so that way, my thing is conversation. I like having, conversation. That's my main, the main reason I like cleaning is because I can sit there and talk all day.

Yeah, it sounded like when I said, so they walk around and follow you and talk and you're like, yeah, it's out of like, that's like the fun part of it. You like that, right? Instead of just cleaning. Yeah, I love getting to know, getting to know these people and it's fun. But I would love to clean for a couple just because I can talk to the woman more and most of them are just, are men. And now that guy was married because you could kind of. get a gauge on this guy by just walking into his house you know what I mean yeah uh how many of these guys houses do you see like family picks or are they mostly single guys there's been two that i've seen like family pictures of the other ones have been single and they're like single older man

i've one guy um i haven't seen him yet but he's on my only fans and he wants me to clean an RV for him. So I don't, he said he's not married. So it's men like that that want me to clean for them. Yeah, that's what I would feel like. That one guy was, was the one guy, the only married guy? No, the first guy was actually married. The creepy guy that fell asleep?

Yeah. Yeah. So he said that he was married, but they were separated and she was like living upstairs. And he was living downstairs. That could very well be true if he was an old. man. Yeah, I honestly didn't see any pictures of her. If he wouldn't have told me, I wouldn't have known that he was married. Right. Or maybe there wasn't a wife up there. You don't know what the fuck was going on upstairs. Yeah. He didn't let you go up there? No. I'm kind of glad. I'm

kind of glad I didn't. There's no tell him. Like, he was just creepy all over. If I went up there, I'd probably end up being murdered or something. Yeah. Do you ever walk in and they're like hoarders or do they have nice houses? Are they really messy? Or is it just all across the board like you just don't know it's all across the board honestly one guy that I clean for is very ecsteaded so there's really not much that I have to do I think he just likes to sit there and talk to me and see your tiths by yeah yeah but that's really the only super clean house that I've been to is the guy that's really OCD the lawyer the lawyer that I've cleaned for was kind of like that he was super clean too but there was more for me to clean and stuff so like it's all across the board and what about age

i'm trying to just get the demographics of the guys what about the age and the looks now there there's only been like two guys that were like maybe early 40s or something like the youngest one that I've cleaned for is who's the married guy that was 32 oh so most of them are old yeah they are most of them are but there was only one guy that was in his either late 30s or early 40s that was very attractive that I probably would have hooked up with if I wasn't professional. Yeah, yeah, keep it clean. Keep it professional. That's smart.

But wait a second. I was going to ask you that, too, you know, out of all the guys that you've cleaned their houses, do most of them all try to hit on you or do most of them follow the rules? Most of them follow the rules, but they'll still hit on me. they're like most of them do want to touch and they want to do stuff but I'm like again no it's just because I've gotten to where I'm very picky with who I sleep with but that's completely separately my business is completely separate than my sex life now do a lot of do your friends know that you do this yes the only people that don't know is of course my parents even my sister knows right so yeah most of

my friends know. Yeah. So I think everybody knows except for my mom and my dad. Yeah, they probably don't want to know. Let me ask you. Don't want them now. Let me ask you this. Do you have regular clients, are they typically one and done? How much are you making a good living doing this? So I do have a main job that I go Monday through Thursday that I work on the weekends is mainly whenever I do my top list made stuff. I'll do it while my kids are in school. So I do have three clients that are I'll clean for every other week. So I do have some weekends to myself. But those are my only reoccurring is those three. And then I have, and then I have a bunch that I was just one and done. Now the the one and done, if it's the first time I'm going to their house to clean for them, I may end up

using one of my weekends that I normally would have free. Right. Just because you just want to make the money and it's just a one-time deal. And so every time though, like typically you're making 300 bucks a pop at least. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Now, when I try, I do have to travel a little bit to like bigger areas like Birmingham

or one guy was in Montgomery, but he was going to, he was going to pay me very well. And he did, which he paid me for the drive. He paid me for the hours that I was there, and then he tipped me afterwards. So I ended up walking home with $3,000. No way. Yeah. Did he have a nice house? Or did he just like, it seemed like he gave you his last $3,000.

No, he did have money. He did. He definitely had money. He was the big time lawyer. Oh, the lawyer. Okay. So he paid you well. Now, how many times do you see him just once?

I have seen him twice, but he's not one of my main reoccurring. that I see very often. The last time I saw him was like last month. Right. But is he the one that you said was cute or no? Yeah. Oh, interesting. Yeah.

He's very attractive. Married? Is he one of the married ones? No, he's not married. Oh, okay. And it's got a nice house. I wish he was. I wish he was married.

It'd make it easier not be attracted to him. Yeah, so you must get excited when he hits you up to come over. Does he follow you around? and talk to you too. Is that what everyone does? They just walk around. Pretty much everyone. They're like the creepy guy that the first house. Him and then another guy that I had, he would just sit there and watch, which of course I try to ask questions just to get a conversation going and then he would just do simple answers like, yes, no. And I'm like, okay, cool. I'm just going to keep doing what I do. but most of them yeah they'll just walk around and talk to me and stuff so and your guy you got that guy

all the time with you or now you don't go with him anymore no i don't go with him actually my guy best friend that is going to help with my only fans sometimes he'll go with me and just sit in the car oh interesting okay yeah protect make sure you protect yourself because this is like a date line in the making it just takes that one person and yeah those kind of guys the kinds of guys that like murder people. This is the type of thing that if they saw your ad, they'd be like, oh, I could probably murder this girl. You know what I mean?

So you can't just be careful. Yeah, I'm very big about protection. Yeah, trust your instincts too. If you ever walk in anyone's place and you're alone no matter what and you feel like this shit ain't right, fucking walk out. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's on my list of rules that I'm allowed to leave at any time. Yeah, that's good.

I feel uncomfortable. So, yeah. I haven't. And somebody always knows where you are, right? Like that guy's either waiting outside or he's inside with you. It's never like you were going on a call and nobody knows. Oh, yeah. Somebody always knows.

And then me and my sister always have Life 360 and she also always knows where I'm going. And then most of the time I will have somebody that's a guy. But yeah, since me and my boyfriend broke up, which is a totally different story. That'd be a good. That'd also be a good story to tell you, too, about my ex-boyfriend that ended up having a totally separate loss. Well, what did you find out? We got 10 minutes. Give me 10 minutes left of that story.

We made it through all the maid stuff. Oh, he was married? Oh, my God. How old was he? Was he like a 25-year-old married? Because I don't consider that, like, real. I don't know why. He was 35.

So he was really married. Yeah, he had been married for five years. He has a four-year-old daughter that he doesn't claim is his, but it looks just like him. I had no idea who he was, apparently. How long were you with him for? We got together April 1st of last year, and we broke up in January this year. So it was almost a year. And the whole time you had no.

Let me ask you this, okay, because hindsight is 2020, right? there had to have been signs that he was married looking back are you like oh that's why he could never see me on the weekends and that's why i never saw his house during the day or what were those tells that you didn't realize then but you realize after yeah so he kept everything deleted in his phone that's one of my like red flags and i'm not the type to go through somebody's phone like i'm not about to pick it up and go through it but he always kept everything like completely clean like weirdly clean so that was a big sign for me he actually ended up living with me but he didn't have anything to me like there was no furniture we was using all of my furniture and stuff so it was kind of odd I don't know it was like one big

mess looking back I'm like what was that even thinking we all make those mistakes when we're young you know what I mean those are you know what it makes for a great fucking story. You know what I mean? What is a life without a messy story? I can't stand these fucking people and I get them all the time and I see them in comments because I have people on talking about their real lives and then you get these assholes making comments like oh I can't believe they did this and they did that it's like what's a life lived that hasn't made like by a person that's made no mistakes I would call that a boring life okay you like you know what's saying at the end of the day you don't want to do things that are going to get you killed like we've already went

through why you need to really protect yourself and stuff but I you got to have some good stories and that's what being young and dumb is all about. Getting those stories. I have so many good stories and they're all about me being a train wreck of mess. I don't look back and regret it. How else do you learn shit? We all wind up with an asshole, if not more than one asshole in our life. We've all been taken. Shit happens. And like I said, look at it like it's a good story. How did you wind up finding out? I had lost my phone. And so I just picked his up to call mine and I saw a text message. And what was it like, hey, baby, bring home the baby milk from the baby? No, it was just like, she had said, okay.

And I was like, well, who is this? Yeah. And then I started scrolling up through their messages, and he had said, make sure you file married so we don't have to pay taxes this year. And I said, what? File married. Oh, my God. And then when you confronted him, did he try to double down and deny denied

deny, deny, or did he cop to it? No. He just owned to it. And I was like, okay, well, I don't think this is going to work. He was just like, yeah, I'm married. Okay, cool. So I was going to be nice and give him a couple weeks to move out of my house and which he literally didn't have anything. He just had some clothes here and had one tiny little dresser.

That was literally it. That was all that he brought. So I was like, well, I was going to give you a couple weeks to get your stuff and get out. But now you've only got a couple hours just because he wanted to call me a raging bitch. And like it got crazy. It got really crazy. He didn't try to hit you or anything, did he?

No. No. He was just mad that you found out and he got busted really is what it was. Yeah. He's trying to turn it around on you. What is he mad at you for? He was just caught cheating. I don't understand.

So I'm not a jealous person. I'm okay if we had a relationship and we were open about not being monogamous or like you wanted to go see this other girl. Okay, cool. Honestly, I don't care. But the fact that it was like behind my back and secretive, I don't like that. I don't like the lies and the secrets. And that's just not for me. Like, I'm an open book.

Right. So after I found that out, I just put, I threw his phone down. And then I went to my best guy friend's house. I went to his house because he had his kid that weekend. And so I was just playing with the kid trying to get my mind off of everything. My kids weren't at home that weekend. And then I came back and that's when he was like, why are you being such a raging bitch? And I was like, okay, bye.

Like you're out. You can't just call me a raging bitch after you're the one wrong here. But you shouldn't have stayed with him anyway. So that's just live and learn. You know what I mean? And I've done that too myself. So it's like really the minute you found out that was going down, it should have been, bye-bye. You went back for more and then you get an asshole because the guy's an asshole.

You know what I mean? This is who is. You already knew that. Listen, Maddie, what do we call you Maddie, right? Yes. Yeah, Maddie. Be careful doing what you're doing. Okay.

I watch Dateline my whole life and I'm going to continue to watch Dateline. And five years from now, I don't want to watch an episode with the topless maid who was day didn't do the things that she said she was going to do and just went because maybe there was you know who knows there's always that one time someone doesn't really sort of do what they normally do don't ever divert from your rules okay no matter what no matter money no matter oh i just have free time don't ever because like you are doing something that could be super scary and you just want to be doing it on the up and up and i don't want to see you on date line one day so be extra super careful and never don't be careful. Does that make sense? Yes. Okay, please. I don't want to see you on

Dateline five years from now. But anyway, good luck with that. Do me a favor because a lot of people on my Patreon are going to want to see your boobs. Don't send me topless picks. Okay, you can put those on my Patreon, okay? People on my page, I mean on my Discord, I'll give me free access to my Discord. They have Titty Tuesdays over there. They like, you're allowed to post whatever you want. That's for people to send their X-rated stuff to. But for me, if you could send me like hot picks of yourself anonymous ones for my Patreon, like even whatever you have on FetLife maybe to show them, that'd be cool. And send those to me sooner than later because this will definitely be up soon. And then like I said, when your episode errors, I'll give you access to my free Discord

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