Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 828 - Logan Loves Anal and he’s Straight and he Recently had a MFF Threesome with his Wife

Episode Date: May 15, 2024

Logan loves anal and he’s straight and him and his wife recently had a MFF threesome and he called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear alll the details including how and why he decided to buy a dildo and started using it on himself, what he would do with it, how quickly he worked his way up to very large insertions and how large his current dildos are (you won’t believe,) how and why he didn’t tell his wife for a long time about his interest in anal, how he did wind up eventually telling her and how she reacted, how and why his interest in anal action has never led to him wanting to be with a guy, how there is such a stigma attached to anal action for guys and why it shouldn’t exist, how his wife has pegged him and how she’s felt about it, how and why him and his wife went out looking for a threesome with a girl, where they wound up meeting her and exactly what went down, how and why their sex life has remained great throughout their whole marriage and even after kids plus a whole lot more. **To see a pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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There are some guys who are straight that suck a dick or take a dick in the ass and they're straight. This is like a straight guy who would never want to be with a guy, but he got into anal action with himself, like in his 20s. And he talks about how that came up. And it's a very interesting story. And then he started playing with himself. And then he kind of kept it a secret from his wife the whole time they were married. And then eventually copped to it and got her into playing with him. And the one thing that he is very into that happened early on actually that he talks about is that he got into large and

He calls himself an anal enthusiast. And very quickly, when he started playing with himself, he got into bigger and bigger things. He definitely talks about those bigger and bigger things. Eventually, he told his wife. He tells that story. And then eventually they had a threesome with a woman. And he tells that story as well. He's a very open, curious, into-sex guy. He's got a really cool, open-minded, into-sex wife. They have been able to keep their sex life alive. And, very well through kids and everything and we talk about that at the end like what the key to that is because like I said he talks about how they still have great sex and always did and always have and and it's all good and he does talk about why that is between them his story is super interesting like I said I love a

straight guy into anal action story because I'm always promoting that I don't see why there's such a stigma attached to it and that you're also going to enjoy his hot threesome story with his wife and another woman that they picked up in a bar. So anyway, I'm going to be right back on with Logan. Hi Logan. Welcome to the strictly anonymous podcast. How are you today? Great, Kathy. How are you? I'm good. So I think you're called, you call yourself an anal enthusiast. I don't know if you know that like I'm on the biggest mission to make every guy an anal enthusiast. You are married. I'm assuming you're a straight guy. You did have a threesome with your wife. We'll probably start there.

But you're also mostly really into anal action. I'm assuming with like toys and stuff, you're very into large insertions. Your wife is on board, but you do a lot of it in private. And that's kind of like the short story, correct? Yes, that's what you. That's pretty much sums it up. Okay. So let me ask you, Logan.

When did you become an, when did you start exploring your asshole? I don't know how else to say it. It sounds so rude that way, but crude. I really don't know. It's been a while. Did it start when you were young? Because I wonder. I know that when I was super young, I was the person that brought up to my boyfriend like,

oh, fuck me in the ass. I want to see how it feels. I don't know. I was curious about everything. And I just figure that when people are exploring themselves when they're younger, they wind up exploring a lot of things. And I feel like there's probably a lot more guys out there that explored their assholes, just like I did, then they cop to.

So were you doing it when you were younger? Or was it something that you figured out when you were way older? I would say definitely older. I would say I would see them late 30s now. So I would say I was 20, 21. So nothing really young. So what happened in your 20s that made you sort of, you know, go to that area of your body? Were you with a girl and she was doing something?

Was it by your, was it solo play? So it definitely was with another girl. I think it was, I wanted to try anal with her, me having anal sex with her. Yeah. But she was like, no way, no way. Typical. Yeah. And it was another girl that came along and it was again, no way.

And I'm like, how bad can this really be? Really? So I was like, okay, well, online. So I don't know, I was long before Amazon, bought a dildo and just stuck it in there. And I'm like, what? Like five girls later and everyone says no. Why? Because you liked it. It wasn't, well, at first I don't think I did.

I was just like, it isn't all this pain. They made it seem to be. Yeah, but that's because, listen, when you were home alone and you bought that dildo, there is no way you went into the room, dim the lights, rolled over and shove that dildo in your ass, right? You jerked off for a while. You got yourself really horny. You kind of put it in. It kind of hurt.

You went really slowly. You got yourself really turned on. That's not how it happens to it. women because guys have no clue about anal sex. They just shove their dick inside their girls, but like asshole before she's ready, loosened up, horny for it.

Okay, that's the reason why it's not good. You, because you played yourself, there's no way you just shoved it in without any kind of foreplay or anything, but that's what guys do to girls. Okay, that's how they do it. So I've heard. I've never done that.

I've wanted to have anal sex with, like, my wife and stuff like that, but she's not really about it. So. Yeah, because she's probably afraid. I get it because if done the wrong way, and typically it's done the wrong way, it's not pleasurable. I, because I was always so super curious about it. I took my hand behind me because, you know, I'm on all fours like do me in the ass and I would hold on to their dick and I would control what was happening and what went down. But I was kind of bossy like that, but most women aren't in bed. They don't really speak up. They don't want to take charge. And most guys, I don't think guys do. it to be mean or hurt the girl. They don't have any clue because they don't know. I think you're smart. Like it's interesting

that you like wanted to fuck a girl in the ass and no girl would say yes. So you went and got it yourself just to see what it was about. So you could kind of like explain it. It's kind of smart. And I told guys this before. Go take something and shove it in your ass and figure out the right way to do it. That feels good for you. And that's going to be the right way to do it that it feels good for a woman. Can't just put it in. I'm sure you work that thing in you the first time.

well yeah I will say now now that I'm more experienced in that realm we'll say so the first the first Dilda was not obviously

it was probably like not even really a Dilda it was probably like size of a finger or something something you know it wasn't like one of those realistic ones I don't believe but now that I'm more experienced I can understand where they're coming from

don't just shove it in because obviously I can't just go show something massive in even the day you got to start and work up. Yeah, and then the more you, like, into it you get and the hornyer you get, the more turned on, the more you loosen up and you could accommodate a lot of things. It's the same, the pussy's the same way, you know what I mean? It kind of opens as you get horny, and just, I just think guys would understand that.

So you started playing alone in your 20s because no girl would have anal sex with you. So you went and had anal sex with yourself. It's kind of interesting. Yeah, yeah. So nowadays, what I mean, you know, if I bring it up. for if it's in conversation, obviously, I'm not a cheater. So if it's in conversation or something and women are just like, no way. And I'm like, yeah, pussy.

No, but you should tell them, like, it's just you had the wrong experience if you ever tried it. You know what I just think because word on the street is it's painful. You know, all the girls that tried it are like, oh, my God, that was the worst experience ever. So all those girls that say no without ever having tried it, it's because they heard those stories from other girls. That's the reason, you know, like your wife. Like maybe you never tried to put your dick in her ass and she never had that experience, but she's heard from her girlfriends.

It's horrifying. You know? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. So that's why and that's the problem. But it can be very pleasurable. I don't think it's ever going to be anything on the table 24-7. Like who wants to get fucked in the ass every night.

Like even for you, a guy who likes anal action, is it something that you want to do all the time? Or maybe it is for you because you are the anal enthusiast. well i wouldn't say all the time i mean you gotta work the next day you know you can't do with things like right okay let's get back to your story so you're younger in your 20s you start buying like little dildos and stuff and obviously you work yourself up because we know you get into large insertions eventually but you know do you start bringing this into relationships when you're with women uh no no my wife is the only one that knows and and i don't We were together quite a while, like married.

We've been together a long, long time. I would say together 12, married, married eight, known each other at 18. Wow. But she, I don't believe she knew until maybe four years ago. Wow. How come? Is it because of the stigma attached to it? Like you never put that on the table with girls because you were worried that they would be freaked out by it?

A little, yes, of course. There's always that stigma that you fear. Honestly, I don't know. I don't know if it just became like a hobby of mine. I don't, I don't, it's just more like a hobby to me. I mean, I don't know. Some people collect things. You do butt stuff.

I know, but I mean, did you have a stash of butt stuff and that was hidden? Was this like your little secret? I wouldn't say a stash. I had a few things. Yeah, that was, I guess, hidden. Hidden in plain sight, we'll say. It wasn't like necessarily, I didn't have a safe with these things in it. Where was it hidden?

And your drawer next to your bed? Or more hidden than that? Actually, yeah, it was. Oh, okay. Under some papers. That wasn't anywhere. Too crazy. But so, but this whole time that you're with your wife and you're having regular sex with her and everything,

are you just getting your anal pleasure when she's not around or when she's in the shower? I mean, you're still playing with yourself that way, right? But just behind her back. She would, I would say about a year and a half, two years ago, she would know I was doing it or something. Like I went to bathroom or her. whatever and she would know what I was doing I guess whatever because she was pregnant for a while I was just like I'm going to get a jerk off or something because obviously you're dilating we're not having sex right now yeah so something like that could jerk off and I would either jerk off

really or do blood stuff things like that right because she knows you're jerking off she just doesn't know the extent of it so you just go to town of yourself but you still hadn't told her now when did this threesome happen did it have happened before you told her or after you told her. And let's talk about that. I told, let's see, that was, so she knew, she knew then. Let's get to, so let's say chronological order. So you wind up marrying your wife. You're always having like kind of vanilla sex, this, or just regular sex, right? You hadn't done anything besides, but you are doing this anal action. Now, how quickly did you get into the whole large insertions? Like, how quickly did you work yourself up into the really big thing?

It's relatively fast. I was kind of surprised. Really? Yeah, it started, I don't know, size ranges of dildos. We'll just say the typical average dildo is, we'll just say an inch in diameter. And it was like inch and a half, two and a half, three and a four, relatively fast. Wow. And I was like, I don't know if this is just like my anatomy or honestly don't know.

What do you mean? Like you just needed, is it because like you, you were using like the size that you had and then it just wasn't pleasurable and you wanted more and then you'd have to go up? I think that that could happen. Yeah. Yeah. I guess like the size queens you have on your show. I guess it happens. Yes, I was a size queen.

And I, when I would go, when I was horny and I go shopping on Adam and Eve, I remember once I bought something in like when you say one inch, two inch, three inch, that those numbers are very deceiving. I remember buying one and I wanted something thick, right? And I just remember buying one that said some sort of inches. Maybe it was three inches and I thought, oh, that's not that much, you know? But whatever it was, it came. It was like bigger than a baby's head. You know what the fuck is this? I was like, wow, that didn't sound that big, you know?

I don't know. Like maybe it was like three or four inches and I just, I think I didn't understand what they were talking about. But when you're saying inches, that means like width, right? Yes, width, not circumference. It's like, like, width. Right. And I think what I was thinking is circumference.

And that's where I was like, whoa, what came in the mail for me? Like I remember Googling like pie from school. What is it? Like 3.1 something. Yeah. And I would look at gildos and buckloads and things like that. And I would like, it wouldn't say the width. And I'm like trying to figure out pie.

Like, is this too big? Is this the right one? Yeah. It was kind of ridiculous because it was almost beginning. of science. I was like, I'm going to figure this out. Right. But so how would you figure out what the fuck they were talking about? It was about like that three inches, you realize it's like the width and you just think of it across. Like, I don't know, because to me it was always confusing.

Right. So, yeah, you would do like, like if they said it was like a 13 point whatever circumference, I would just take that and divide by 3.1, 5, 1, 4, whatever pie is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll give you the diameter. So I'll figure that out. So now I kind of know. Yeah, now you know. Okay, so how big did you go or are you at right now? Because if you went up really fast so early on and we're talking 10 years ago, 20 years ago, what the fuck are you putting in your ass now?

So currently I think the largest is like it 4.7. Wow. And that's a cross. Like you got to take your finger. When you say 4.7, you mean take your fingers, spread them like four, you know, with a ruler, 4.7 inches across. And that's how, that's if you sliced it and how, like, that's how wide it is. That's humongous.

Yeah, it's kind of crazy. That's like very, that's, that's major. Yeah. So does your, okay, so at some point you do wind up copping to this with your wife, right? Does she wind up finding your stash? Does she wind up catching you with a dick in your ass? Why do you tell her? we're very open with one another for the most far like we don't we don't have any secrets

so she will aim more obviously and did for a while with the anal stuff but she so she knows and it just took me a while to get to it and one day i was just like i'm not there yet but i want to start introducing this stuff with you and i don't want you to be freaked out or anything like that because she's seen obviously she's seen some of the buffalo and so she's that's ridiculous and a little bit amazing but okay so she was kind of like thrown off about it in a way

it kind of caught me off card at the same time because I was like wow I'm sitting her showing her this and I've never showed anybody this in my life yeah and it's like your wife who you're so open with so it's kind of like a weird thing because here you are claiming you're so open yet you did

have this thing that you kept to yourself for so long with the one woman that you're so open with was she kind of surprised She wasn't surprised as far as she knows I'm very sexually driven. I'm curious. I'm way more kinky than she is. Like a lot of the things, like we have great sex. Pretty kinky too.

But I introduced all of those. I brought all of those and got her on board. I do the research. I look it up. And so she wasn't surprised about the whole being doing anal and stuff like that. But she was more surprised by this. size because by the time I had really told her and started really showing her and then she sees like the purchases and she's like yeah that that's okay clearly you're about this so I guess I'm just

going to be on board yeah crazy now did you start playing with her and doing it in front of her or with her so she would I guess do the insertion portion and it's it's a learning curve I'm not a not that I'm not a great I don't like to teach necessarily like I'll show you certain things but I you know I don't it's not a turn on to me to teach her teacher like from scratch on how to insert things in a butt or do anything really sexually like I can kind of I like to show you kind of like what I like and then let you take over yeah and kind of learn and she's not really that way I have to guide her the entire time and it's like it's kind of hard to get going and in the mood.

And I'm not saying she needs to be an expert, but I'm saying like, okay, you know that I'm into this. Maybe take 10 minutes out of your day and I don't know. Watch a video. Look something up and do some homework. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. No, I get it.

That's what it's about. It's not about, it's more about what it says that she hasn't tried. You know what I mean? Because you would. Because that's the way you are. That's what you would do for her. You're the one that's always investigating, looking things up. But she's not that way.

And so did you have, you had to teach her. I did, yeah. And we're still in that process. Right. It was just kind of recent that I brought it out in the open to her. I took it from the closet to the bedroom. That's pretty recent.

I'd say like within a month or so. What do you mean? When did she? I thought she felt. Okay, so you wound up copping to it for a couple of years ago, right? A bunch of years ago. But it wasn't until recently that you got her on board to do it with you. Right.

Oh, interesting. So why did you never, why didn't, she get on board back in the day? I just don't think it was the right time. We had some kids and you've been pregnant again and then another kid. It just wasn't the right time. This was something I could do and get myself off and enjoyable and fun, kind of like a hobby. So it was like I fulfilled my sexual needs, I guess, in a way without stepping out of the

household. Yeah, I get it. It wasn't the right time. Yeah, I get it. And when you're going through kids and stuff like that, time goes by. so fast so years could go by without anything happening but doesn't feel like it's a long time right it goes by so fast and so during that time though or just during the whole time that you're playing with all this anal stuff do you ever question your sexuality does is it ever about oh now that

i like this in my ass maybe i the real thing or is it does it never go there it never goes there now there's i have no interest for the real thing it doesn't it doesn't do anything for me well the real thing would be a big disappointment to you because you're not going to find one that's 4.7 inches. Right. Well, yeah. Obviously there would be more to it than just that. So, you know, I have no interest in the real thing.

It doesn't appeal to me because I'm very comfortable sexually. I would consider, since we've had a threesome, I would consider like an MMF three-sum whether it wouldn't bother me. Right. I'm just not going to receive or give in that. department. Right. So and the reason why I ask that is because I think, you know, there is that big stigma attached action with guys and there's always this thing. Oh, you like anal or you like something of the ass. You must be quote unquote gay. Even though it's so annoying. Yeah. It's so annoying. It is right. And first of all, like what I always say first and foremost is like big deal if that's what

it means. Like why is gay like the worst thing you could be as a man? I don't know. It's so terrible. I don't understand it. It's like you think that you're the gay men are less than straight men. I don't see it that way, but I feel like that's the connotation. So it's fucking rude to say that first of all. And second of all, it doesn't, it doesn't mean that. It doesn't mean anything. I have an asshole. You have an asshole. What does it matter? If a girl goes down on me, I'm not a lesbian. That's what lesbians do. Like, why does it have that connotation? Just if a guy likes some sort of anal play with himself, that it means he's gay. It doesn't mean it has nothing to do with it. exactly it's it's it's honestly it's frustrating because who are you going to talk to about the stuff

can't go talk to any friends you can't go talk to i'm talking to life now but it's not quite the same it's like talk to your boys about doing this it's like you can't really do that no because they'd say you're gay yeah gay oh yeah and what's wrong with that but you're not that's what's that's the that's that's the that's the real thing and that's why i love to ask i have a ton of guys on my show that are into anal action and they're the straightest guys on the planet and I'm not talking about the ones that suck a dick sometimes and say they're straight.

I'm talking about like just real straight guys that would never want to be with a guy have no interest in that at all but they love for their wife to peg them. They like to anal action sometimes and it's never crossed over into anything. It doesn't make you suddenly want a real dick in your ass. I think the character Deadpool played it all best

but he was all about getting pegged. That was great in the movie. Wait, I've seen every Deadpool. What would? That was in that movie? I believe it was in the first one. Really? I saw the first one.

Maybe it was just too long ago that I don't remember. I don't know. It was pretty funny. There was definitely a reference to it. Oh, my God. You know, the writer, that was his little secret. You know what I mean? Probably.

And Ryan Reynolds played off so it will. Yeah, yeah. Come on. Listen, more guys are into this shit than they're not. Nobody just talks about it. But everybody will talk about a woman kissing a woman or a woman going down on on soap. Exactly.

It's out really open. I'm getting kind of tired hearing about this. It's every day. Yeah, that's all the stuff. And, you know, that's the other thing that I always try to show on my show is that, listen, a lot of girls will raise their hand and cop to the fact that they have a girl crush or that they'd hook up with a girl or that they're into girls. And it's totally acceptable, but so many guys would not raise their hand and say that they're

into guys, but they are. Okay, just as many guys are into guys as girls or into girls. Just a fact, okay? But they just can't cop to it because of the stigma. Girls can cop to it because it's hot and it's cool and guys will like you more. You know what I mean? It doesn't change. It's socially acceptable.

Totally, yeah, and not for guys. And I hate that. And that's why I love to have guys on my show. This is what guys are doing. Sorry. They're just not talking about it and they can't because unfortunately, and I don't understand now in this world where we have every sort of kind of person is accepted. And I'm always like, why doesn't the PR person for trans people get on for the gay people?

Because why is being gay still such a thing that has a stigma attached to it? It's really gross to me. Or buy or anything. Guy on guy stuff is still like this thing that has a stigma since I was young. And like I said, there's so many other things that have come to the forefront. Like I said, like trans people, they're so accepted. They're out and proud and people don't give them shit. But yet this, I'm like, what happened to the gay men?

Why is this still a thing? And this day and age, so fucking dumb. Doesn't matter. But let's get back to your story. Did you ever talk about pegging? Did you ever get your wife into pegging you? Because you do like anal action and you like dildos. So when you say pegging, do you mean using a strap on or we tried?

Again, I'm not into the whole teaching thing. Obviously, it was her first time. So she's never done the thrusting thing. So it's kind of like, I guess, awkward. and we'll probably try it again. She's super cool. She's very open-minded. She's amazing.

So I'm sure we'll get it again. Yeah, you got to try it longer. I've never used a strap on, but I remember having this one girl on, and she was a unicorn. She was like strapping it on and fucking girls. And she was like, what she didn't realize, she remember the first time she did it.

She was like, you don't realize you can't feel it. There's no feeling there. So it's very hard to coordinate. So I think it takes a while. for somebody to get used to how to do it and do it well. And listen, I've heard from women that have been on my show that are here to say that the first time they did it, they weren't into it, the second time, not so much, third time, not so much.

But eventually, they wound up like actually liking it. You never know. And I think she would. I believe, I really do. I think if she could get into it and get comfortable and let some of the newness wear off, we'll say, I could see how she can get into it because she's very dumb. in every aspect of her life, except really in the bedroom,

which I guess pretty common. A lot of people that are dominant in their real life don't want to be in the bedroom and vice versa. But she could pull on that part of her personality and fuck the shit out of you and your ass. Maybe take her anger out on you one day when she's mad. Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying?

Oh, yeah. Or just get out the stress from her long work day. whatever it is, she can let out. That's the part of her personality she could bring to your your pegging experience. Maybe it's not going to be all the time. But if that's in her and she gets comfortable with it, she can be dumb. And like I said, I have found some women who have said on my show. It did surprise them because they were never into being dominant in the bedroom. But when they got that strap on, it changed them. And they wound up really liking it. So you just, like I said, You don't know.

So I think it's going to take time for her to get comfortable because it's probably like really clunky. Like I said, she has no. She can't feel it. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I can imagine. I tried it all obviously without the build or on it because anatomy obviously won't let me do that. Yeah.

But it was not very comfortable. I was like this. She's a lot. I don't know. She's proportionately built, but different than me. Yeah. So I don't know. A woman's curves, I guess are a lot more adapt to it maybe.

I don't know. Yeah, they do have some that will pleasure her at the same time. And I think that's maybe a goodbye to get. Ones that are like maybe have some sort of insertion for her while she's doing it. I've heard of that. So how did the threesome happen with you guys? So she's always been kind of into women. Not so much.

Obviously where she would, she's not going to date. So she's by. But she just thinks they're sexy. and likes women. Yeah. They are the fair sex. So we were on a vacation. It was just us, no kids.

It was great. And we were out doing some, I don't know, bar crawl or something. And we had kind of talked about it. And we had like actually set up a tender while we were in town to try to find somebody because it was kind of, she was on board for it, find somebody for a threesome. And I was like, wow, okay, this is new. I did not think you would come to this, but okay. And, yeah, we got banned in about an hour.

What do you mean? Yeah, Tinder banned us. Why? Apparently you can't do that. You can't make a profile looking for a hookup. Why not? Isn't that what Tinder's all about? Wait a second.

I'm so confused. Isn't Tinder like a hookup app? This was years ago. So maybe at the time it wasn't. That's what I always thought too. I was like, okay, well, let's get on there. And it was like very, yo, we're in town for a few days. We're looking for X, the unicorn.

some speak and it was like that was it and on the profile it was like a picture of us there was no like hey get to know me trying to like be like a dating app kind of thing there was none of that it was like very cut and dry and yeah we got banned in like an hour and did they say why no they did not interesting maybe they thought you were a fake account or something because to me what i've always thought i've never been on tinder before and but i always have always have thought, or maybe I'm thinking of Grindr, but I think Tinder is kind of like grinder in the straight world where it's like just a straight up hookup app. That's what I would think. Yeah. So, okay, so, but let me just ask you this. What was that conversation? It was before you went on your vacation, you guys talked about it. So then you decided to start looking in the place where you were going to be. Yeah, we had talked about it some. She was open for it. So she said, and then we were in the right place, right time. And she was kind of about it. And she was. Hey, let's do this. Let's try it. Let's see.

And now, what were you, what was she down for? Was it going to be just her with the woman? Were you allowed to be with the woman? Were there any rules or regulations? No, we didn't have any rules. I know now if we were to do it again, obviously, probably no kissing. Uh-huh. Like a lot of people. That's too intimate. But other than that, there were no rules. She was all for me, you know, hanging this other girl and them having fun and all that. and just kind of like a true threesome. Yeah, that's great.

Because a lot of times when the woman's into a guy, she's going to be, she could fool around, but a lot of women don't want to see their guy with another girl. But that was on the table for you. Like, she's going to hook up with a girl, and you get to hook up with a girl. And she was okay for that. And I was like, oh, awesome.

Let's do this thing. So, yeah, Tender didn't work out. And that evening we'd gone out to like a bar crawl kind of thing. It was something that the city put on or something like that. like downtown social district you can walk around and drink yeah and we had we have been to a few and we kind of like met up with this like group of people and i say group within the group of the pub crawl and we just kind of like hung out with them for a while bounce around to maybe three places and before i know it i look over and i'm like where the hell is my wife she's five feet

away going to town on this girl what do you mean making out with her oh yeah okay well there she I found her. And I don't really even notice, but there's five guys standing around staring at this. I can imagine. Yeah. Like, they're not, they're not just making out. Like, they're like, try hunting them or something, I think. And I'm like, they're really getting at this. Wow. This is happening. Okay. I'm glad you picked a good one, honey. She was hot? Yeah. She wasn't like, I wouldn't say total smoke show, but yeah, she was pretty good looking.

And now is your wife hot? Like, how old were you guys at this time? Was this recently? Still in your, like you're in your 30s? Yeah, we're late 30s. So I would say early 30s. Okay, so your early 30s and your wife's hot? Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's 5, 10,

fit, brunette, green eyes. Yeah, tall is nice for a girl. I always wish I was like 6 feet tall. Taller, the better, I think, for a woman. Oh, yeah, she put some heels and jeans on. It's so my God. That's great that she still wears heels, even though she's 5.

You know what I mean? That she's not afraid to be even. taller. I think that's so attractive. Oh, that's cool. How tall are you? Six, four, five. Oh, that's cool. So that's perfect. So she picks a hot girl, right? And you look over and she's like going in town with the girl. Oh my God. Now, was a girl there with someone or was she single? She was single. She was there with a couple friends. Yeah. And I have a philosophy on all of that, by the way, but we don't have to get into that philosophy. No, we did. Go for your philosophy. If you, I tell all my like single friends, if you want to meet someone, you need to do it at like the grocery store.

Don't do it at a bar. Don't do it like out somewhere she's going to be with her friends because nine times out of ten if she's with her friends, she might like you, but she will still say no just to not get any kind of kickback from her friends. this is what you this is your advice this is what you tell guys like listen if you're in a bar and you look over and see a hot girl that you're interested in she's with a group of friends do not hit on her because she's not going to give you the time of day when she's with her friends but if you see her in the grocery store that's the time to approach her that's what you're saying right because in the grocery store you can kind of tell a lot about a woman in a grocery store or what she's buying so is she oh yeah does she have kids what's she buying is she healthy is she eating right. And she's also probably not with a group of people. And it's also a safe environment. At a bar, men are drunk. They act crazy. You're just a threat. You're a predator. I'm not saying every guy's this way, obviously. But that is the kind of the stigma of a bar scene. Guys drunk, barf on me. I'm going to take advantage of me. This and that. And at the grocery store, she's not with her friends. I know, but could we have a little debate about this? Sure. As a woman that used to be a

party. I was a party girl when I was younger. I was out and about in bars every single night. I lived in New York, work hard, play hard, right? And, you know, if I'm in a bar, okay, I'm on a mission to get hit up by a guy, okay? That's the point of going to a bar as a girl, okay? That's the point of dressing up, doing your hair, putting on makeup, is having guys hit on you, okay? Like I'm telling you, that's what you go to the bar for. That's what you want. I don't care of the guy's a letcherist. You're, for every 10 guys that are drunk, that are assholes, you're waiting for the that hot guy. So as long as the guy's cool, he could hit on you in a bar.

I think the advice is be fucking cool and have some game and don't be a douche when you hit on a chick in a bar. Because if I'm in the grocery store and a guy's talking to me, I'm more likely to think he's a creep because I'm like, why are you talking to me in a place where like you're not

supposed to pick people up? That's how I see it as like weird boundaries. Like a bar, that is the prime place. It is a pick up scene. I said, that's the point I was always there to score a hot dude. Okay, find your boyfriend, score a hot guy. Like, whatever, get your ego fed. That's what's going down in bars.

Some alcoholics are there just to drink alcohol, but most people are there to hook up, don't you think? I do. And I'm sorry, I didn't mean about buying someone, like, as far as hookup-wise. Yes, absolutely. If you want to just hook up, do your thing and then see you later or maybe even have a few dates or something, yeah, fine, totally do the bar thing. But I'm like, if you were looking for someone a little more serious, like a long-term

partner or something. Maybe not the bar. That's just my philosophy. Yeah, listen, I think it, yeah, I get it. But I think that, I don't know, we don't need to debate anymore. It's interesting, though. I like it. I like a good debate. You know what I mean? I just want to hear your philosophy to say, because I'm like, oh, I'm a girl and I don't think that that's right. I think it's the opposite. And I do think, listen, girls go to bars to look for their next boyfriend. I think people meet their husbands and wives and bars. I think my sister met her husband in a bar. It can happen. But I've never been hit up in a grocery store. You would have hit on a girl, like you think like guys hit on girls in a grocery

stores, does that actually happen? Yeah. What's the pickup line? I don't know. I haven't thought about it, honestly. Yeah, see, you're just not, you've been married for too long. You don't under, you're giving single guys bad advice. I wouldn't go there. No one, don't go there.

I've still got a few things. What would you say, how are you going to pick up a girl in the grocery store? Honestly, I'd have to think about that. Yeah, I don't know. I really would have to think about that. Yeah, it's interesting. So let's get back to your threesome. I'm sorry.

So you're in this bar. You see your girl going to town. You obviously have a hotel wherever you're at, right? Because you're on vacation at this point, right? So they're going at it. They have an audience. I guess they all take a bow and receive their applause or something. I don't know.

And we like go in the bar and get another drink or whatever. And I think I'm trying to think back. I think I initiated it like, you know, are we going to bring this girl back? Because if so, look this bar crawl. Let's go. Yeah. And now let me ask you this. Was this the first time your wife had fooled around with a girl?

Had she had any kind of girl on girl experience before? I'm pretty sure she is made out with other girls at the time. This is the first time actually, I believe, doing anything with clothes off. So in the bar, like she's all hot and horny for this girl. Most likely I would assume she's down to go back to the. hotel too, right? Of course. Yeah. Yeah. And I thought, I need to, I need to perform, no more drinking. Yeah. We're in our 30s. It's nine o'clock. It's time to know it's too loud in here. Let's, let's go. Yeah, I can imagine. Were you horny, like, for the whole situation when you saw it? Were you like, oh, my God, this is like top of the mountain?

That sounds like I believe I was. Okay. Well, I believe I was. Yeah. I was kind of like more in like shock. I was like, wow. We do all this work. We make a profile. We take a good picture. I get banned. And then this is out. You find people in the least expected places.

Yeah, the place where you say you can't pick in it. Well, no, this is the pickup joint. So it's okay. That's not the grocery store. It's the bar. This is what's supposed to happen in the bar. So that girl's got lucky. So do you, does your girl wind up asking her to go home?

I mean, does she, is that girl cool with the fact that this, you know, your wife has a husband? because I don't like did she know that this was a married woman when she was making out with her? Not during the makeout. Right. Found out obviously a few minutes after. And then I think it turned her on even more. She's like, oh, well, let's go.

Yeah, two for the price of one, right? Yeah, because I don't think I'm good looking. A lot of people tell me I do. I'm just not. I'm not a boastful guy. But anyone that's six. I know I'm not ugly. Well, even if you're a six, if you're six,

If you're six, four, it takes you up like 1.5. You know what I mean? Then you're already a seven and a half. Like height adds to a guy. Guys look like nobody's business. My son is very tall for his age and he happens to be gorgeous to it. And I'm like, you're just going to get all the girls because you're tall. It's just a fact.

You know, you're six, four. So like I said, even if you're a six, which I don't think that you are because of what you said, you're like a 7.5. So if you're like a 7, you're like 8.5. your height makes you hotter to a girl. So what happens? Who propositions her to go back to the hotel? I believe I did.

I don't, I think, I think my wife is a little bit timid to, like, actually say it. I don't know. So I was, yeah, let's do the thing. Are you cool with this? We are. And, yeah, we went back to the hotel room within 10 minutes of this conversation. We were on our way. Okay.

And did everything have? happen? Everything happened. It was great. They went down on each other. I believe I primarily was fucking this other. I wish I could remember her name. I really cannot.

But I primarily was fucking her. Yeah. And I don't know. We want to definitely do this again because I want to like, you know, have more conversation immediately after. Hey, what do you like? What do you like? Like close out things.

We didn't really do that this time. So I don't know if like a wife. was into seeing me fuck her or she, like, what exactly she was into that turned her on about it? Or if it was just like the whole, you know, this is, I don't know, it's not really taboo, but it's notty. Yeah, it's wrong. Yeah, it's like kinky and naughty. Like, what about this really did it for you? I think probably all of the above.

I think so, because I would love for the fact for her to be turned on by me, her seeing me fuck other women because believe me, I so want to do that. I don't I don't want to date any other woman. I want no other woman, but just hook up and fuck. Yeah, yeah, totally. I don't have to know your name. Right, of course. I do not care.

If you want some dick, hit me up, we'll do the thing. Yeah, no, I get that. And listen, the fact that she was down to hook up with a woman and down to have you fuck her too and was cool with it gives you hope that she most likely is into seeing you with a girl. because that was fully on the table and she likes girls and I think that tends to be more of a thing that a girl who likes

girls would be down for I tell her all the time I was like honey you like girls it's okay it's okay and she's no no it's like she doesn't want to like give into the urge I guess I don't know she like kind of give her like three drinks and

oh my god oh my god that's so funny she's going down on a girl but I mean like so when she went down on the girl and the girl went down on her and you fuck the girl. Like when you were fucking the girl, was she watching? Or were she involved? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, because she was laying on her back getting her pussy eating.

By the girl. Yeah, and I'm like railing this other girl from behind. Yeah, so she's looking up by you fucking that girl. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she was into it. You never talked about it afterwards? We did a little bit because we actually left the next day and we had like a long drive back. We actually drove.

We didn't fly. We should have flown thoroughly. Next time we're going to fly. Yeah. And we had kind of talked about it, but I don't, I do remember us talking about, like, feelings because it made me feel a certain way just because we are married. I did this with another woman. Even though you were there, we need to clear the air as far of emotion. Like, we need to make sure we're good on that.

Yeah, of course. I do remember discussing that with her, but I cannot remember, like, how it really made her feel. And I know for a fact we didn't get into what part of it did you like. like I said before because that was like our first one and it was still so new and then obviously as soon as we get back work back to reality kids job mortgage all that stuff so it just kind of went to the wayside yeah but did you have great sex after that do you feel like it added she was probably thinking about it next time she fucked you i believe so yeah we have great we have great sex now you know to be to be married for as long as we have and you know we're not we're not older we're like

empty nesters and we're re-sparking our marriage and sex life, you know, like, our sex life never changed. Like, even during pregnancy, she wanted to have sex, she just really couldn't or wasn't really comfortable, obviously. And now, postpartum, two kids later, she still is about like, oh, like, I turn it down more than not. Just because I'm like, honey, I'm exhausted. I've had a terrible day. Yeah. Not today. I don't want to do anything, but lay here and watch, like, this TV and fall asleep. She's on you. What do you think that, like, do you attribute that to anything? Like, is it because you're always, like, looking for new things to do and bringing it to the table?

Is it because she just has a high sex drive? Is it because you guys are really connected? What would you say is the reason why you think you guys, as opposed to so many other couples, have kept your sex life, like, great. Even through having kids and all the stuff that typically, you know, does a number on marriages and sex life to begin with. Kids, a lot of times is, like, a bad. thing. You know, it takes people's intimacy. It does. And we told ourselves, I would say, when we found out when we were pregnant with our first, we're not going to let this, you know, change us. We're still going to have

sex because she has a, she does have a high sex drive. And so do I. And she's just, she's just not quite naturally kinky as I am. Yeah. But she's always horny. She's always down. She's horny. Yeah. We're working all the, we're working on the cakey stuff. She's, she's getting very good at it. Um, so, so, yeah, we just made sure it wasn't going to change. Yeah, I think that's important. So it's like you made it a thing. This is not what it's going to happen. Because listen, I think that if you don't, sort of put a little note like that on it, the go-to and the natural thing is that it does fly out the window. Listen, you guys wouldn't have had that conversation if you didn't know that that's what could happen. And you guys like intentionally said, let's not let this happen. Let's make a point

to not let this happen. And I think you have to do that. When I always say that about just getting older, the natural thing that's going to happen to people, if you don't make it a point to not have it happen is you're just going to be old and bitter and miserable because that's what happens. I'm not old and miserable and bitter. I'm happier than I've ever been because I have always made a decision to not let that happen to myself because I know that that's like the go-to natural thing. And if you're on autopilot and you're not really sort of making a point to not let those things happen to you, they just will. Oh yeah, absolutely.

A woman will lose her sexuality and lose that part of herself when she becomes a mom. She has to make a real effort and decision that she's not going to allow that to happen for it to not happen. And she does that in everything in her life. Yeah, that's great. She is committed to whatever it is she wants to do. That's why I was like, when it comes about rotating back to the peggy thing. Yeah.

When she finally gets it, she's going to have it. She's probably going to be like, I don't know what you call a person that peg someone else, but the technical name. But she's going to be the great pegger ever. Well, maybe she'll be the pegging enthusiast and you'll be the anal enthusiast. But she'll be a professional pegger. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. I don't know.

But yeah, she's always been that way. Takes care of herself. Still works out two kids. I don't know. I don't know how she does it. It's amazing. It's just her personality type, but that's good. And that's, I think that that is the lesson for other people to learn from your story of a couple who has had all these kids and done all this stuff, but still has a really hot sex life.

It's that you actually make a point to keep it hot. Yeah, just don't get too comfortable. I tell that to my guy friends. You're just too comfortable, man. Like, you just, you got too relaxed. You're married now, kids. You just quit caring about how you look. You quit, you know, trying to better yourself in one way.

You just settled. Yeah. And obviously, the spark is going to die out after a while. Yeah, and it's crazy because, you know, when you're young, everyone's kind of like on an even playing field. And then as you get older, I always tell, like, my younger friends. Because I have friends of all different ages. And I'm, like, in my 50s now.

And I'm like, you're not going to believe where, a lot of your friends wind up. Like those people wind up in not such great places when it's sad. But it's, and those are the people that don't make the point to not wind up in a sad place. It's the people that are on autopilot. It's just the people that don't put the effort in and just allow life to happen to them instead of take control of their lives. When it's sad, because I think that happens to the majority of people.

It does. It absolutely does. And then it finally, say it doesn't work out in their marriage because they got too relaxed. And then, bam, back to the dating world. And you're not really looking like you need to be dating anymore. My God. I know. It's hard.

It's really hard. It is what it is. Yeah. But you don't have those problems, Logan. Oh, no. Not at all. You're lucky. What is on the table?

So you're looking to do more threasons with her and like you love the girl on girl, like the girl, like the girl, girl thing. And you'd be open to a guy. Have you guys ever discussed that? I've tried to discuss it with her a little bit. She's kind of like, I don't know. Because I don't know if she would do that just because, well, number one, I'm not really going to be into it. She loves, obviously, she wants to please me.

I'm not really going to be into it. And she's not really into another guy. I don't believe. So I told her, I was like, if you, if we were somewhere and it worked out and you saw somebody, I would, I'm not, this is mine. I'm not that clingy. I'm just not that way. I told her all, I'd try it one time. I'll try anything once just to see if it was good.

If it was great, awesome. If not, okay, we'll do that again. Now, have you discussed doing a threesome with a woman again? We have, yes. And I don't know. I'm trying to convince her to look. We should go to Swingers, love on. She's like, yeah, but we're not swingers.

I was like, yeah, but we could be. Like, you never know. Let's try it one time. I don't know. Like I said, I'll try anything, Warren. Yeah, go in for fun. There was a great episode I aired recently with Mizzie Bender. She throws Swingers' Parties.

And it really was, like, everything you need to know about her swingers, And let me tell you, when I was like listening to her, I was like, wow, I would never have known these different rules and regulations and things that go down in there. There's no sign that says you can't go in this room and you shouldn't do this and this is how you approach people and this is how you get consent. Nobody knows those rules. But she gave them all out, all the information you need to know. It was like super interesting episode. Have your wife listen to that. And then just go as lawyers.

You don't have to label yourself swingers. Label yourself as like investigative reporters going to just see what it's. fucking, you know what I mean? Sometimes it's all how you frame things in your head. She doesn't need to commit to being a swinger to go there. I get it. I don't like to belong to any group, but go there just for fun, just to see. And sometimes I think you could go and say, listen, I'm not going to, let's not do anything except watch.

And then you never know what will happen. But I think that that could be super fun. And I would recommend listening to Mizzy's episode because she does give out so much great information of what to do, what not to do, how it, rolls what goes down, what to expect. Because I think sometimes the fear of the unknown is a little scary or it stops people from maybe having that experience. At least for me, sometimes if I don't know something, I'm like, what the fucks? Because I think a lot.

Oh, absolutely. So it's good to have all that information. So yeah, go try it out. Tell her, like, we don't have to be swingers. Let's just go for fun. Yeah, I'm all for it. Whatever she really wants to do, I'm up for her. If she doesn't want to do it, okay, fine.

I still might try to encourage you a little bit. because it was so much fun because I like to do. I like variety. Yeah. Obviously, you can't have that when you're married. She's involved. Well, listen, she's already giving you a little variety and she was down. Like I said, a lot of women who are into the, even the MFF threesomes aren't into their guy being with the girl.

But she was. I mean, she let you fuck to another woman and you guys haven't even talked about it. No big deal. It was all good. So there's probably a lot more threesomes in your life in the future. And I can't remember like, there was an acronym for it. So we had an FMF, not an MFF. Is that correct?

I guess because maybe that's right, because you got to be with both of them. Maybe the MFF is when only the girls hook up, right? Yeah, I guess so, yeah. Yeah, I learned that, but I didn't learn that one. I know that I got, I finally got down the MFF and the MFF, but you're right. I'm saying it wrong. Since you got to fuck the girl, that's the MFF. F. FM FM F.

Yeah, one of those. There's some sort of acronym in there somewhere for that. Well, no, because if the two girls only get together and the male only gets with one girl, it's like that. It's MFF, which I said, which wasn't the case for you guys. You had the better one, which is where you were right in the middle. You got both girls. So anyway, listen, Logan. Thanks so much for calling in and sharing your story.

Like I said in the beginning. I'm always trying to promote a little anal. action for every guy out there. Why not? People are so up tired. Try it. Yeah, try it. If you don't like it,

yeah. I will. Yeah, try it. Most people will like it. There's so many nerve endings in there. I don't know. Who wouldn't like it? I don't know.

It's fun. So anyway, thanks so much for calling in, sharing your story. Now, does your wife know you're calling in? Or no. She does. Oh, she does.

So if you want to send in picks, anonymous picks, if she knows and she's down, that'd be great for my Patreon. But nothing X-rated. I always say nothing X-rated. and then people send me X-rated shit. I don't understand, but I don't think you're the type that's going to do that.

But, you know, if you want to send me in some hot pecks, like anonymous, right? No faces in there for my Patreon. And then when your episode goes up and it'll go up in the next couple of weeks, I will give you free access to my Discord. And you could go in there and talk to people. And there you could post whatever you want. Awesome. All right.

Cool. So thanks, Logan. Thanks so much for calling in and sharing your story. I love a straight guy that's into anal action story. I thought it was fun. Awesome. Yeah, it will. Thanks, Logan.

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