Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 832 - Dave F***ed his Best Friend's Mom and Had Threesomes & Foursomes with a Ton of Other MILFS as Well

Episode Date: May 21, 2024

Dave f***ed his best friends mom and then he went on to have threesomes and foursomes and moresomes with a ton of other MILFS and he called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including how he wound up at friends banging his best friend’s mom and exactly what went down that first night, how long their “affair” lasted and where they would hook up, how she would up passing him on to one of her her milf friend and exactly what went down between them, how he wound up becoming a regular at a bar full of MILFS and the threesomes and foursomes he had with the women he met there, the pregnant, married girl he met and slept with with and exactly what went down between them, how he stumbled into stripping and the group sex he had at the interview,(?!) all the times he had group sex and solo sex with the women he stripped for and exactly what went down, how he eventually met his wife and what she knows about his past, how and why she’s given him a free pass and what he’s done with it since he’s had it plus a whole lot more. **To see pics of my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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so many crazy things just fell into his lap. Like this was not. like a hot player guy that was young that went out and seduced his friend's mom and fucked her and then banged a lot of milts and then became a stripper and fucked a lot of women. These things just happened to him. You can just get the vibe that he's just like a nice guy that stumbled into this life very early on. That was like super crazy. Like he did bang his best friend's mother. She was married to a guy.

He fucked her and he fucked her for a long time. And then she like passed him on to one of her friends and that friend turned him onto a bar where at that bar was a lot of older women that went fuck younger guys and he had a lot of group sex experiences through that. He fucked pregnant women that were married. He talks about that. And then he stumbled upon becoming a stripper. And even when he went to audition to be a stripper, he wound up in a group sex situation. It's so crazy. And he just talks about all of these experiences or so many specific experiences he goes into detail about. It's super interesting how all these things like I said just fell into his life and he did all these things and he does have happy ending because

he's married with kids now and he couldn't be happier and he's been that way since he's 24 but what he lived from 17 to 24 is crazy and hot it's kind of like a lot of porn scenarios but he actually lived these scenarios and they're true stories and you're going to love it so I'm going to be right back on with Dave hi Dave welcome to the strictly anonymous podcast how are you today all the way from Australia very good thank you yourself I'm good. I love talking to people from Australia. I just love your accents. But anyway, listen, Dave, you sound young. How old are you real quick now? Because we're going to go back. I'm not young. I'm actually 48. Okay, you're 48. But we're going to go all the way back to there. There was a time in your life when you were younger. I think you're like 17, 18, legal age where you fucked your friend's mother. Okay. And then we're going to take it from there because really that kind of wired you into liking older women. You started to go out and fuck a lot of older women. You were, fucked a lot of pregnant women, I think. You might have that thing going on. I don't know about that.

You also were a male stripper. You've had a lot of group sex experiences, both while you were stripping, also with all those older women you were banging. You're obviously into milfs, and obviously it probably stems from that. Hookup with your friend's mom. I don't know. Let's go back to that first hookup and talk me through that. Like, what happened? How did you wind up banging your friend's mother? But paint the picture, too. Like, how old were you? How old was she? And how hot was she? She was very hot. So yeah, I was, so backing up just a little bit. I'd done the normal teenage stuff, had a couple of girlfriends,

and I had sex. I wasn't a virgin or anything like that. Okay. Just the typical teenage stuff that most people go through. I wound up having a, I moved interstate when I was about 15 and ended up with a best mate. And it was not uncommon for me to be at his place every weekend. I was still in high school, but I would often be at their place. We'd watch movies and sports on the weekends and that sort of thing.

So I can't remember if it was a Friday, Saturday night when this actually ended up happening. But I found them attractive, but never in my wildest dreams thought that this opportunity would happen. Didn't even consider it an option. But anyway, so I'm at their place. So the family, he was an only child, my mate. And there was mum and dad. They were still married. So anyway, we're watching a movie or something, and then they get a phone call on the landline, and it's grandma.

So my mate's grandmother had called, and she had some sort of plumbing emergency. And it's already late at night. It's 9.30, 10 o'clock. Anyway, so my mate's dad and my mate, they sort of said, we're going to rush off to grandma's house because it's late at night. She can't get a plumber. The grandma lived a little distance away, like half hour, 40 minute drive away. The plan was, look, we're just going to go there, fix it. And then we're just going to stay the night because it's going to be like midnight probably by the time they finish.

And even then, if they don't fix it properly, they still want to be there in case something happens. So they're just going to stay the night. There was like a 30 discussion, 30 second discussion. Oh, what about Dave? He's good. He can stay the night. He can crash in the mate's room. So that leaves me in the house with mom.

Now, let me ask you real quick, though. Before this night, how? How did the mom treat you? Did she ever flirt with you? Did you ever get weird vibes? Was she always completely appropriate? It was just your friend's mom? Yeah, she was just a friend's mom.

It was, there was nothing I would call inappropriate. She was very friendly, very affectionate, but nothing. You never got the vibe that she wanted to bang you or anything. She had never flirted with you. So you're like at this house or you're going to stay, but you're not thinking anything's going to go down. I was not thinking that at all, but look, she probably was floating with me, but I was very naive at that age. Yeah, yeah. Like, I just, I wouldn't have got it.

And you'll see, like, when I tell the story of how it happened, I was like, there's no way this is happening, like, in my head. Yeah. Okay, tell us what she looks like first now, too. Just to paint the picture of what she looks like and her body. Okay, so she would have been mid to late 40s of hourglass figure. like she's not, she's a 48 year old woman. Like she's not a slim 20 year old, but you know, she's got curves and very attractive brunette, very hot body, nice big boobs, gorgeous.

Okay, cool. So anyway, I'm sitting on the couch after the boys have gone and she comes in and sits next me on the couch and she's wearing, it was summer, I remember that and she was wearing like a pair of silk pajamas shorts and a singlet top. Like it was a sexy outfit. Like it wasn't something she'd wear around normally. So I thought, oh, this is unusual. But, you know, it's still late at night.

We were just watching the end of the movie or whatever it was we were watching. And so she sits on the couch next to me. Not super close, but close enough that I notice her. And then after a while, and looking back on it, she totally did it deliberately. But at the time, I'm thinking, oh, my God. But basically, she did some sort of stretch or something. And she was wearing a single top. and literally one of her boobs fell out.

And in my head, I'm thinking, oh my God, because she doesn't tuck it away immediately. I've seen girls do a bikini top or whatever. They fall out. Girls immediately cover up and tuck them away. It happens. But she didn't. And in my young head, I was thinking,

oh my God, she doesn't know that it's fallen out. But like, looking back, she totally knew it was out. Like, there's no way she didn't know. And so, yeah, she's just letting it hang out there. And I'm not wanting to draw attention to it because I don't want to embarrass her, so I'm just trying to concentrate on the television. I'm not stare at her, but I can't help myself. My eyes keep darting over.

And eventually she says something like, you can touch it if you want. Something along those lines, just out of the blue. That's the first thing we'd said to each other like in 15 minutes. Yeah. And so obviously for about 10 seconds, my brain goes, there's no way you can do that. And then my dick took over and I was like, hell yeah, I'm going to do it. with that. So what did you do? You leaned over? Yeah, and I leaned over and just grabbed it. And I think in almost the same sort of moment, she just sort of stretched down and took her top off

sort of at the same time almost so that now I've got both of them basically in my face. And yeah, it went from there. And we knew the guys weren't coming back that night. And so we literally spent hours just banging in her bedroom. You did everything with her. Like you went down on your friend's mom. You fucked your friend's mom. Your friend's mom blew you like all of the above. So the first thing she did after a bit of hand stuff like you do when you first sort of do this sort of stuff.

Yeah. She blew me. And I think I probably came in two minutes. That's probably 20 seconds. Yeah. It was 30 years ago, so probably pretty vague on the timing. It was 20 seconds probably. Yeah, it was quick.

I'm not going to lie. But the good thing about being sort of that age as a young man is that you're ready to go again within a few minutes. So I remember a Madonna quote when she said she used to sleep with young men and she said, young men don't know what they're doing, but they can do it all night. That is a good quote. So she blows you. Do you go down on her? Not immediately.

She did later in the night. And that's the first time I'd ever been down on a woman because I'd only really had a couple of girlfriends before that. And they were basically about my age. But yeah, she did show me what to do. And she was very much a teacher in that sort of respect. So I learned a lot from her. And we, after that, we hooked up.

Oh, you're kidding. I'm going to say for the next year, we probably hooked up half a dozen ten times, something like that. I thought it was a one-time thing. Listen how salacious this is. Okay, it's like a porn. Because it's like a lot of things. It's your best friend's mother.

She's also a married woman. I mean, it's so crazy on so many levels. Oh, yeah. It was naughty. It was definitely naughty. But again, as a teenage boy, I was more than happy to go along with it. Let me ask you this because that night you fucked her.

How great was the sex? It was great. I mean, obviously that first one where she blew it. me that was quick and it's easy to get a guy off. So that was fun for me. But I think for the rest of the night, once I got going and wasn't coming after 20 seconds, yeah, we had great sex. It went for hours. We'd fall asleep, do it again, wake up and do it again. So, yeah, I think I probably came four or five times that night. Wow. And then now she's fucking you in. Was she in her son's bedroom or was she in her husband's bed? Like, where were you guys banging? So, well, we started off on the couch and

then yeah, then we moved to the husband's bedroom. Oh my God. And one more question, then I want to go to all the other times you fucked her. When your friend and the dad comes home, like how do you look them in the face? I think I made a pretty speedy exit,

to be honest. Oh my God. Let me tell you, that woman was in what's called a perimenopause. Okay, women are so fucking horny in their 40s. You don't understand. I understand.

Okay, I went through that face. Yeah, I figured that it like that opened up the world to me to older women and she had a friend of hers Sally and I'd sort of met her a few times at barbecues or whatever and so she mentioned to me that this is probably several months later so I've actually at this point I was in high school when the first thing happened but probably eight 12 months later I've left high school I'm actually working I've got a job I've got myself a car

and I should point out too in Australia 18 years. the legal drinking age. So I know in America it's 21, but here it's 18. So I'm 18 and able to go to pub and bars and those sorts of things and drink alcohol. So she had a friend Sally and she said, hey, Sally's cars busted, but she wants to go out to this bar on Friday, Saturday night. Hey, do you think you could take her? Oh, she's passing you all along. She's passing you on to her friends. She did. Absolutely. And I just thought I was doing her a favor because my mom would volunteer me to do stuff too. Like she'd be like, oh, you're moving house.

Yeah, Dave will come and help you. And I'm like, Mom, Jesus. I kind of thought she was doing the same thing. I had no idea. Again, I was so naive that I didn't realize. So she wanted a ride to this bar. I hang out with her for a few hours and then drive her back home. Yeah.

So anyway, we're at the bar. We have a great night. She's there with a bunch of friends. She obviously knows quite a few people at this bar. and we're there until midnight or whatever. And then I drive her home. And she's like, hey, come on in. So yeah, I'm no problem.

I come on in the house. And she asks if I want to drink. And I ask for a Coke or something. So I'm sitting there having a drink and she disappears. She comes back and she's completely naked. Oh, my God. How old is she? She's obviously in her 40s too.

Yeah, she's in her 40s as well. I don't know exactly, but she'd be a similar age to my mate's mom. Those women were talking. She was talking about how she's being in this young guy and he's so great and bad. And Sally's like, I want a piece of that. And she's like, take him. And that was all set up. Oh, absolutely.

And of course, I had absolutely no idea. At this point, I'm not as nervous as I was like the first time with my mate's mom. So I'm like, hell yeah, and went for it. So, yeah, that was great fun. But the thing, Sally was the one that told me about the bar that we, it was actually the bar that we went to. And it was, because this is in the mid-90s, early to mid-90s. So for your younger listeners, no internet, no mobile phones or cell phones,

as Americans would call them. So it was all, it was much more word of mouth to get into these sorts of things. It was, you couldn't go online and look up gangbangs and, swingers in my area and that sort of thing. So yeah, Sally was in the know about this bar, and she said, like, later that night after we were laying in bed, relaxing, and she said, half those women at the bar would have taken you home tonight. And I said, what, no way.

And she says, oh, yeah, no, that bar, there's a lot of women my age that go there specifically to pick up young dudes. And I'm like, really? And she said, oh, yeah, no, if you ever want to try and pick up, that's the bar to do it if you want. older women. And so then I was like a kid in a lolly shop after that. So I used to go out every Friday and Saturday night to this bar for the next year or two and pick up women, older women specifically. Quick question though. I want to just ask a couple questions about the mom and also

about Sally. So first with the mom, because this mother's married, it's your best friend. Like, where were you guys banging when you would bang all those other times after the first night, like in a car, in a hotel? In a car, occasionally. But more often than not, it was at their house. So after school, finished. So we'd finish school. My mate got a job.

He was working sort of full-time hours. And I was working in a pizza shop. So I was working evenings at that point. And so, yeah, I would go around to her place during the day while the husband and the son were both at work. Oh, my God. Your friend obviously never found out. That's my second question, right?

No, he did not ever find out. At least not to my knowledge. And she stayed married to her husband? She did stay married. I, looking back at it, I just think she wanted a bit of strange dick. I don't know if she wasn't getting enough at home or whatever, but yeah, she just wanted a bit of dick. And now Sally, did you continue? First of all, how was the sex with Sally? It was good. I mean, it was different because this is, and that's part of the learning process. All women are different. They all prefer different things. Yeah.

But yeah, it was great fun. And again, it was just the fact that we just go at it for hours. And it was awesome. So, yeah, we did everything. And yeah, it was just great fun. Did you continue to fuck her too or was that a one and done? Occasionally, I would meet her at the same bar, like randomly. Yeah.

And we would hook up. But there was no ongoing, hey, come and see me next week type thing. Now, did you tell any of your other mates, friends about your hookup with your hookup with your friend's mom? I mean, how do you keep that a secret? Did you brag to anyone? Did you tell anyone? No, I've always been a very private individual in that area. Like the only people that would know would be the people I'm with. Right. So if I'm banging you, I'd quite happily tell you, this is the sort of stuff I get up to. But if I'm not having sex with you, then I don't tell you the kinds of things I'm having sex. But you also never told your guy friends either. But you never

told your guy friends. No, look, I'm saying to be honest, I prefer the company of women. Uh-huh. And he was really only the one male friend that I ever really had. Okay, so, so now Sally turns you on to this bar. And now you really are like, oh, this older woman thing. Like, it's great. No strings attached.

They're just begging you all night long. They're super horny. I mean, it's a very different experience, fucking a 40-something-year-old woman who doesn't, this isn't looking for anything compared to dating women. At this time while you're out going to this bar, are you dating regular girls your own age too at the same time, or are you strictly like going for Mills? Strictly going for Mills.

I just wasn't interested. There's a big difference in the way they approach sex, I think, and I'm generalizing. But younger women, it's almost like they're having sex because I sort of think that's what they're supposed to do, Whereas with an older woman, the only reason she's having sex, because she wants some dick. That's the only reason she's in the room and naked with you. Like, she's not going to put up with you or crap.

If she doesn't want to get laid, she's no, go away. Whereas with the younger women, it's almost like they're going, it's like they're not, sorry, I've lost some trade of thought there, but it's like they're just putting out, if that makes sense. Yeah, it's a very different experience. And listen, you had that experience and you kept going. back and you had more experience and then you get Sally and of course you're going to be now wired into that whole world. I think some guys don't even know because they've never been with an older woman. Things just like kind of aligned and happened to you and got you down this path. But I

understand why you stayed down the path. Yeah, it was intoxicating. Of course. So now you start going to this bar and this is the place where you know that this is the place where young guys go to hook up with older women that are just looking to have sex. Absolutely. Yeah. So it was like a well-kept secret. Well, not well-kept, but an open secret. That's what I'm looking for. Yeah, an open secret. And now is this where you, now you start to have a lot of sex with Melsson.

And you do wind up having a bunch of group sex experiences. Do these go down at this bar with women that you met there? What happens next? And so definitely there were regulars at the bar, like women that were regulars that would go quite often. And so you got to know, so I got to know quite a few of the women and you'd see them every week. You might not necessarily bang them every week, obviously, but you knew them well enough to chat to them and talk to them and stuff. And eventually things would happen where two of the women were spending the night at each other's house.

And so they'd both pick up a dude each and then go back to one woman's place. And then from their group sex would happen. Well, okay, you're talking like it's other people. When did you talk about the specific experiences that happened to you? Okay, so actually the first time. ever had group sex, there was actually, there were two women in the bar that I hadn't seen before. And it turns out they were on holiday from interstate. So they were at the bar and I started chatting up one girl.

And again, these are women in their 40s and I'm 18 or 19. Yeah. And the other, and her friend is being chatted up by another guy. And anyway, they have a hotel room. And, you know, we get to the end of the night and the ladies invite us. back to their hotel room. And so when we get there, the four of us, the hotel room is one of those rooms

where there's two double beds and the only other room is the bathroom. So obviously we're all going to have sex in the same room. So I go with my lady to one bed. The other lady takes her gentleman companion to her bed and we start making it and we start having sex. After a while, so we're all going for it, having fun.

And then after a while, there just happens to be sort of this coincidence where both of the ladies are on their hands and knees at the foot of the bed while the guys are standing behind them, taking them from behind. And everyone's loving it. We're all having a great time. And then me and the other dude,

and I'd never met this guy before. It was a tap and random sort of meeting. We sort of look at each other and we sort of, there's this non-verbal communication and sort of a hood and a nod in a wink and basically we both pull out at the same time swap places and enter the other woman and the girls don't say a thing they love it

and we keep going for it and sort of from that moment on it was on and there was swapping and all four us ended up on the same bed and yeah so it was just like a little mini-aulgy with four people and that was the first time I'd ever had any sort of group sex So I skipped threesomes and went straight to a foursome. I know, and you're not even 20 yet. Or maybe you're 20 at this point, but oh my God. Like you can't make this shit up.

I was probably about 19, I reckon at that point. Yeah, it's crazy. It's like that bar you hit the jackpot. Yeah, it was a good bar. Like I said, it was a great spot. And yeah, loved every minute of it. Okay. And so how many times did that kind of a thing?

I mean, I know you eventually wind up stripping. We can talk about that because there's some group sex experiences that take place when you're doing that as well. But what else went down at that bar? Any other crazy experiences? I suppose there were several pregnant women. Oh, this is where the pregnant women come into play. Oh, my God. Yes.

Like I said, the bar is, it's very much, but if you don't know, you wouldn't necessarily realize, it would not be unusual for there to be table of mature women who are sitting around it at the bar. and they're all having their drinks and say, say there was five women at the bar, two or three of them would be, you'd call them coogers now, they'd be on the hunt for the younger guys. And there'd be a couple of ladies that are just there to have a few drinks, not realizing what's going on. Like they're vanilla, the prize, and this sort of thing. And anyway, so I was there one night and there was a vanilla lady who was, she must have been in a 50s. I'm going to guess. And she was there hanging out with a couple of the women that I'd previously banged.

And she was also there with her daughter who was mid-30s, heavily pregnant. So I'm guessing seven or eight months pregnant. And I found out some of this after the fact. But while the mother was off going to the toilet or something, the daughter was telling the sexual women how she wasn't getting any dick at home because she's pregnant and the husband doesn't want to touch her. And they said, we'll get Dave to, like, I was at the bar. I wasn't even at the table.

They said, you want to take, you want to get Dave to give you a lift home. Oh, now you're known in the bar as the guy. Yeah, yeah. So, so anyway, when the mom comes back to the table, apparently the daughter says, oh, I need to go home. And they need to make it obvious. Because the mother was supposed to be this woman's ride home, right? So the girls sort of set it up.

No, no, it's okay. We'll get Dave to give her a lift home. home. He's got to go home anyway. He's got an early start tomorrow. He's a good, great guy, you know, all this sort of stuff. And anyway, so they call me over and say, can you take such and such home so that the mum can stay and have a few more drinks with us. Yeah. And one of the women that I'd been with before, it's so juvenile thinking about it, but she makes that signal where you make a circle with one hand of your fingers and then put the other finger through the circle. Yeah, like fucker. Put it in it.

Yeah, fucker, exactly, fucker. So, so the mother didn't realize what was going on. Yeah. So yeah, anyway, so we, yeah, heavily pregnant woman, and we have to have sex in the car because her husband's at home. So, yeah, we park up somewhere and do the best you can with a heavily pregnant woman in a relatively small car. Yeah, the poor girl, I mean, you get so horny when you're pregnant. And some guys are really into it and some guys aren't. It's hard for a woman if her husband is the type of guy that's not into it.

Because she could be extra horny with all those hormones. Yeah, I found that because later in life I settled down and with a wife and have a couple of kids. And every pregnancy is different. With my kids, one woman, one time she was very horny, the other time she was completely off-sex. So it's different how the hormones to treat you. But obviously that girl was. really horny because she's like cheating on her fucking husband. Yeah. So, yeah, that was a good fun time. And I ended up fucking her a few more times

before the pregnancy was over. Yeah, after that, she came back to the bar a couple of times specifically to try and find me. But like I said, the first time we did it, she was probably seven and a half months pregnant. So it was only a few more weeks before the pregnancy ended anyway. Yeah. Oh my God. I should get your stats. Like how hot are you? Are you like really tall, really muscular, like, how did you become this guy? It's just because word on the street. I mean, you wind up stripping, too, so you must have a hot body. Do you work out? What do you look like? I did. I did. I'm in my 40s now. The middle-aged spread has caught up with me a bit. But yeah, look, back in the day, I was relatively fit. I had 90s. I had long hair and a bit of a goatee beard.

And yeah, I was relatively fit. And I'm relatively well hung too. Like, I'm not massive. But But, you know, it does the job. And I was taught how to use it, I think, was the important point. And once you get that reputation, like, it's Dave, he's relatively well hung, and he knows how to use it. Yeah. So I had a good reputation, I suppose. And it goes back to my mate's mom who taught me, taught me what to do, I think, is important. Because when you do a teenager, you have no idea what you're doing when you're with other teenagers that also don't know.

Yeah, most of the time when you're a teenager, you're fooling around with another teenager. You're with another 18-year-old. When you're 20-year-old, you're with another 20-year-old that has no clue, so you're fumbling around together and you eventually figure it out. But you had this weird thing that happened where you were just like educated right from the get-go. So you had all these women probably taught you stuff. Yeah, it was absolutely great. So, yeah, the mate's mom and Sally both taught me. Women are different in how to read women's bodies and how to do various things, lots of different positions and all sorts of crazy things.

shenanigans. You don't have to just do it in a bed. You can do it wherever you want, and it's whatever grabs your whimsy at the time, you just go for it. You also kind of sound like a nice guy. Like you treated them well. You were cool. You were nice. I think that goes a long way too. I always find respect goes a lot further with older women. Older women don't put up with crap. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Even if you had all those things going, if you were like a douchebag or just had a way about you, like, they wouldn't deal. You obviously also were like a good guy and you were cool in the way that they would want you to be. I'd seen guys in the bar, those sort of alpha bro type guys. Yeah. Yeah.

And they would crash and burn because the women wouldn't put up with it. Yeah, that's a funny thing. Like when I was like in my 40s, like I was always into those alpha douchebags. I was like a magnet for them. I would be like right there, you know, like fly on shit. But once you got older, you're like, I wouldn't take that guy if you paid me a million dollars, because you just know that type, like older women. Like, you've just been there, done that. No fucking thank you. And that's what I think a lot of these alpha guys don't get, you know.

They don't have it. They're not going to get. That game doesn't work with a woman, even if she's in perimenopause. She's still not going to fuck you because you don't deserve it. You don't deserve this free, no strings attached, easy pussy. Yeah. And older women, they have options.

Yeah. They're not going to put up with the idiots. Exactly. Totally. I don't think younger women realize how many options they have. Yeah. Whereas the older women know that they've got the options. Once they figure it out, they know what they're doing.

Yeah, totally. So they go for what they want. So how did you get into stripping? I mean, you're doing all this stuff at this club. You're not dating anyone and you're just like banging all these mouths. You're having a great time. You're very experience and you got game now, obviously. Why and how do you become a,

stripper. So fast forward a couple of years to probably about 21, maybe 22. Been enjoying myself thoroughly, have no intention of settling down at this point. And I'm actually working as a taxi driver. And anyway, I get a call to what's actually the local suburban brothel. And it turns out that I knew the girl on the desk. She was in my high school. She was a couple years younger than me.

And it turns out her auntie is the madam of the brothel. And so she was working on the desk and she was like, oh, hey, how you going? And from that point on, I sort of, because I had an in there, so I used to get all the client jobs picking up the clients, taking them back to the hotel or whatever from this brothel. Oh, interesting. Yeah. So I'd been working, you know, picking up clients there for a couple of months when I was sort of hanging around in the lobby waiting for a customer. she's on the phone, my friend. And I can't remember the conversation, but I sort of asked her,

oh, what was that about? And she goes, oh, it was, they were asked, it was a woman asking for a stripper, but we don't do that. We don't have any male strippers because they were having a birthday party or something. And I sort of perked up at that and thought, I could do that. Like, why not? And so I sort of said, yeah, look, I could do that. And she's like, oh, interesting.

And anyway, she said, let me talk to my auntie about it. So anyway, then I get a phone. call probably a week later saying, hey, I was talking to my niece, she said, you might be interested in doing some stripping. And I sort of said, yeah, no, look, I don't have any dance experience or anything like that, but I'd be willing to give it a go if you need someone. And she goes, yeah, yeah, look, we get phone calls every so often from women that are having bachelorette parties or having birthdays. And we just haven't had anyone to do that. And I said, yeah, look, I'm definitely interested.

Because I thought that would be an interesting experience, I suppose. It's better than a bunch of women cheering you on while you're getting naked. Like, that's so... What is that? No, you're like, what would that be like? Yeah, exactly. So, anyway, so she says, no worries. We'll set up like an interview.

And so the interview was three of her gal pals. I went around to their place late one night and I did a show for them basically. Oh my God. Dancing just like some tunes? Yeah, so dancing to some tunes. I wasn't wearing a sexy outfit or anything. I had little jeans and a t-shirt and I just sort of

they put on some music, they were having drinks and I just sort of stripped for them and I wasn't actually sure how far I was supposed to go. So I stripped down to my underwear and then they started going take it off. So off comes the underwear. I'm naked.

It's great fun. And I enjoyed it. And basically the aunt then said, ladies, well, I'm first. And she basically led me by the cock into the bedroom and fucked me.

And then she left and then one of the other ladies come in. And I ended up having sex with all four women that night. You're kidding. And this wasn't even a paper. This was the interviews. Oh my God.

The way you just stumbled of, but the way you just stumble upon these porn scenarios is just like out of control. Yeah, look, it was good. It was just, it was a random coincidence that if this girl that, you know, if she hadn't been on the desk, it never would have happened, this girl that I happened to know from high school. Yeah, crazy. So, yeah. You mean, she's a madam at a brothel.

So sex is like her trademark. So, I mean, I didn't live in a massive town. So over the next probably a couple of years, I probably only did one gig a month. It wasn't like a massive every weekend kind of thing. Yeah. But yeah, it was a bachelorette parties. So that was usually, they were actually more the tame ones. Occasionally I would have sex at one of those parties, but not often.

It was more often the birthday parties, which were usually a 40th or a 50th birthday party. They were, and so a bunch of girls to get together and want a stripper for the birthday girl. and that was much more likely to result in in sex with somebody or possibly multiple people. And would it turn that way a lot of the times? I would say, like if I did 10 shows, probably six or seven of them would just be strip, do the job and get out and nothing would happen. But occasionally you get those two or three out of the 10 where either somebody would slip you their number or say, meet me at a hotel later, give me like,

like a hotel and room number sort of key. Or the wildest party I ever went to was actually a divorce party. Uh-huh. And there was like five women at the divorce party. And again, this is a woman in her late 40s. And I think I ended up having sex with three of them in the house that night. Oh my God. Walk me through that story.

It was so good. Tell me that story. Okay. So the divorce party, I think the woman was mid to late 40s. And she got together with two or three of her friends. So it must have been four friends because there was five girls there. And yeah, so they wanted a stripper. I went in, I did the show.

A can of whipped cream is amazing. I should also point out there's sort of two tiers for the strip show. You could get down to your jocks or you could pay extra and I'd do the full Monty. Oh, you're kidding. I could pay extra and you take everything off. Yeah. Wow. They would book that what level I should go at.

If it's a tame one, like for a bachelorette party, your aunties and mums there, they just want you to strip down to your jocks, embarrass the bride to be and then leave. That's kind of the thing. The girls have a bit of a laugh and a giggle, and that's all they're after. So yeah, the divorce party, there was five women there,

and this was a full, they paid for the full Monty. And so what, the great, you've probably seen it a million times on video, but the centre person who's usually the birthday girl or whatever, they usually put her out in a chair and then I try and embarrass her by waving my crotch in her face, that sort of thing. Yeah. Or put up a towel so that the rest of the girls can't see what's happening and pretend

that I'm getting my dick sucked or whatever. Yeah. And then occasionally what would happen is they actually do suck my dick and then I drop the towel so that the other girls can see it. Oh my God. So yeah, those sort of parties were fantastic. And yeah, with the divorcee party, it did not take long for them all to have a suck of the dick. You're kidding.

How many women at this party? It was only like five, maybe six. It wasn't a great many girls, but they're doing it in front of their friends. And they're all, once one starts, they all start encouraging each other and cheering them on. So it sort of escalates from that. then it becomes like a group cheering on activity almost. It's kind of, it's an interesting vibe when that sort of thing happens. It becomes a group mentality.

Yeah, that is interesting. And what, how far does that group take it? So with the divorcee party, that particular party, it got, no, it got wild and I ended up having sex with three of them. But this is all in front of everyone? Yeah, absolutely. This was, like I said, this is the. wildest one ever so it was definitely in front of everyone and they just kept cheering on the couple that didn't were married and they sucked my dick but they didn't want to actually have sex but yeah they were

cheering and hollering and carrying on and had a thoroughly good night they all get naked so it's completely naked but most of them were in dresses so it was very much a lift up the skirt and bend her over type of scenario. Oh my God. I have to ask the question that a lot of people are wondering, because this is all just kind of happening. Are people putting condoms on? Do you have condoms with you because you know that this could happen? Most of the time I didn't. I like that. Your honest. I was a naughty boy. I got lucky, I suppose, in that I never caught anything, but I was really thinking with my dick. And they were thinking with their pussies too, because they fucked you without condoms too. Absolutely. And, And look, if I hooked up with a random stranger today, I would absolutely wear a condom.

But back in those days, no, I just didn't even think about it, to be honest. And I don't, like, even at the bar, there were very few women that would insist on wearing them. And I wasn't, I'm not a big fan of them. I don't like the feel of them. No, I know. So my tendency would be to not unless they insisted. And that was just what I used to do. It was looking back at it, it wasn't a safe thing to do, but, you know, sometimes you, your hormones just take over sometimes.

There's a lot of things that come into play. But look, none of those people ever asked you to use a condom either. So it wasn't just you. All the players in this game weren't. All the women weren't using them either. I always say, and it's very true. Most people do not use condoms, okay? And for many reasons.

One, they don't feel good. That's the reason, right? But two, the reason why people throw out all these other thoughts of what I could catch or what could happen is because when you're like horny, you're like being drunk. And most people, though, when they're doing all these things, are not just horny. They're also horny and drunk. So you're doubly out of your fucking mind and you're just not thinking properly. And most people don't think, oh, like all these things. They just don't think it through when they're, you know, fully loaded on alcohol or just fully wet or totally hard.

Like you said, thinking with your dick. Same shit's going on the other side. Everyone's like, the women were dick drunk too, and they didn't ask you either. That's just a fact. Most people don't use condoms. It's crazy. But it's like the thoughts go out the window. This message is brought to you by avocado mattress.

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Absolutely. And it was more about living in the moment than thinking. Yeah. Oh, my God. I can't believe all the sex you had with all these people. I mean, did you ever think even when you were going into the stripping world that was going to go down? Was like, were you surprised the first time?

I'm going to turn into a little orgy, gang bang with you. Yeah, that only happened a couple of times where I had sex with multiple women, especially in front of the rest of the women. Yeah. Most of the time, the time it was more of a number or because probably about that age is when mobile phones started coming into, there's a sort of mid-90s, mid to early late 90s, whatever. So yeah, you could pass a mobile number around and then hook up with them that night, which

made hooking up way easy when you had to rely on a landline. Yeah, totally. All right. So listen, we're like, we got 10 more minutes left. I want to know how you, like, what's the transition through these crazy 20s and you now married with kids? Like, what eventually happens? How do you wind up married with kids?

And did you wind up with someone older, your age? And how old were you when it went down? I think I was 24 when I met mine now. And she's actually four years younger than I am. So, and it was literally just, I used to play hockey with my brother. He sort of dragged me along. And this girl there, she actually had a boyfriend at the time, and her boyfriend had dragged her along to play. And yeah, we just met and clicked.

And within a couple, I had, she was pregnant within a year. And I just settled right down and we got married a couple of years later. So we've been together for 25 plus years now. And yeah, I settled right down mostly. I still, after a while, she kind of turned off. She has a medication that she takes that kills her libido. Yeah. So I kind of, yeah.

So we had a discussion probably about 15 years ago where she's like, if you go off and do something else, I just don't want to know about it. So once or twice a year I might step outside and get myself some action. And I don't hold it against her. It's just a medical thing. And I love my wife, but I still need a bit of sex every now and then. Listen, you're only taking that free pass two times a year. And she gave it to you.

I give you both kind of credit for being realistic about the situation. And it's not like you're taking advantage of it when you do love your wife. So it's not like it turned into anything. It's not like you're outdoing that because there's something lacking at home. It's just the sex. And you're just getting that. But obviously she fulfills you in. every other way.

Absolutely. And the key, I think, is I only have sex with people. I don't have affairs. And there is a massive difference between those two things. Yeah, interesting. Yeah. That's just my point of view. And maybe I'm rationalizing it in my head.

But, you know, I think, yeah, having sex with someone, you know, you don't even have to know their name. You can have sex with someone. Whereas if you're having an affair, it's much more of an emotional. Oh, it's a totally different thing. But, you know, right. And when people are having an affair, it's because something's wrong at home. Like, there's a problem.

You know, people that are happy at home don't wind up going and having affairs. It's just, that's just the way that it is. You're doing this, but you have the okay from your wife because she's understanding of it. And like I said, you don't take advantage of it. And what's kind of interesting about your story because you wind up getting married really young, but you had done so much and lived such a full life when it comes to, like, women. And it was like you really sewed your wild oats, quote unquote, to say that at 24, you were probably like fine to just hang your hat with one woman. You experienced so much in those early years that most people don't in a whole lifetime.

Yeah. And I think when I did meet my wife, there was that emotional connection that I didn't have with all the other women. All the other women were just sex. Somebody to fuck. Yeah. And the sex was great. And it was lovely and awesome. But there wasn't that emotional connection where we talked about subjects that interest us in common and all that sort of stuff.

It was just like, hey, nice dick, nice pussy. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah. Apples and oranges. And listen, sex when you – That's what it was. Yeah. And sex when you have that connection is so much more layered and it's a totally different experience too.

And 10 times better in a whole different way, right? Because you have so much more and it's so layered. But, you know, I think it's the reason why you only – take that free pass two times of years. Like you've been there, done that. You had a lot of that kind of sex and a lot of variety in your life previously. So that at 24, like, that sounds very young, but you had a lot of experience by the time you were 24.

Yeah, and I fell into it, and I was very lucky. And I listened to a lot of your podcast, and there were a lot of women on there saying, hey, they prefer younger guys. And I thought, I was one of those younger guys. So I thought, that's why I sent you the email saying, would you like the story from my point of view? Because I was the younger guy that these older women would pick up. And I also think it's a different power dynamic when it's an older woman and a younger guy.

Yeah. They have the power. It's usually the young guys sort of, they don't know what's happening, especially if they're kind of new to that sort of thing. After a while, I figured it out and I knew what was happening, but I still let them take the lead.

Yeah. So it was very much like, at the bar, it was always the women were the ones picking up the guys. It wasn't the guys trying to pick up the women. In fact, if the guys really tried too hard, they would usually get shut down. Yeah, exactly. I don't know I totally get that. Yeah. But when you're with your girlfriend, it's a different thing. When you met your girlfriend, now, you got to be the fucking man, right? You got to take the lead. That's what that girl wants. Absolutely. Like I said, she was a few years younger than me. So, yeah, I was the,

mature experienced one at the age of 24. Yeah. Whereas when I was 22 fucking someone in their 40s or 50s, they were the experienced one and they were the one who was controlling what happened. Yeah, totally different experience. Totally different experience and yeah, fell in love with my wife and couldn't be happier. Yeah, that's awesome. I love your whole story.

It's so interesting. And it's like a hot porn, like all of the stories. But let me ask you last question is, does your wife, know all these stories? I'm assuming she does. She doesn't know all of the stories. She knows I was a bit of a naughty. He knows the gist of it. She knows I used to pick up women and get up to all sorts of mischief. But yeah, I haven't told her specifics. I don't think she'd want to know specifics. Does she know you banged your friend's mom, though? That's very specific. No, that one I'm taken to the grave. Well, not really. You just told me in the many thousands of people.

Well, yeah, no. But to her. I got it. So it's all. Good. No, I'm going to change your voice. No one's ever going to know who you are. Yeah. So no, you didn't, so you didn't tell her that. But does she know you were a stripper? Yes, she does. Does she know you banged some women while you were stripping? She probably figured it out. Like, she's not an idiot. Yeah. But yeah, I was still stripping when we met. And after, I'm going to say, after within two or three months, I kind of quit that and got into a proper relationship with my now wife. So you didn't eat all that anymore. No. I was doing it more for the fun and the money. So I found it more fun than the money. I mean, the money was nice and fun. But yeah, definitely for the sex and just for the thrill of getting naked in front of a bunch of women.

Even if they don't touch you, it was, it was very exciting. And yeah, they would clap and cheer and it was very, if you have low self-esteem, I recommend it. Go for it. Made you feel good about yourself. I love your story. I'm so glad that you wrote in because you can't believe these stories kind of exist out there. It's a very unlikely story. Like I said, because you kind of just stumbled in.

You weren't like this player guy going out looking, hunting for this thing. Everything just wound up happening to you. And it was all like super hot and amazing. And like guys are going to be drooling. Listening to your story is very jealous that these kinds of things didn't fall into their laps. And now you're like happily married with kids. Like it's such a great story with a. great happy ending. I love it. What did we call you? Dave. Oh, Dave. So I don't know. Do you have any

pictures from when you were like anonymous picks from when you were stripping back in the day that you could send for my Patreon? So we could put a stripper body to your story if you want for my Patreon. But if not, that's totally fine. We'll leave it up to everybody's imagination. But if you have that sent it to me sooner than later, I was thinking while I'm talking to you, like I love this story, it's so different. I'm going to air it ASAP. So if you're going to get me a picture, send it to me sooner than later, so I have it. But if not, that's totally fine. Okay. All right?

Yeah, next day, I'll search it up and see if I can crop it out and make it respectable. All right. Awesome. Thanks so much for calling in. I love your story. It's super interesting. Guys are going to be jealous. Thank you very much. I enjoyed it. It was fun to reminisce. Yeah. Wait until you hear it as a third person, too. It's going to be another fun experience for you. It's always different and even more interesting to hear your story outside of your story. for sure. So make sure to listen to it when it comes out and it'll be out very soon. Yeah, no. Thank you very much. I enjoyed it. Awesome. Thanks, Dave. Thanks for calling in. Bye.

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