Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 849 - Kathy Kay had a Couple Threesomes and More

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

Kathy had a threesome and she called in to talk all about it and talk about a whole lot more. So tune in to hear all about exactly what went down at her first threesome as well as her second one, her other girl/girl experiences and how she labels herself, her specific kinks as well as her top three turn ons and turn offs, how she lost her virginity and why, whether she is a size queen or not and why, how she feels about double penetration whether she's ever tried it, how and why she digs the cuckquean scenario as well as how she feels about dating a cuck, her interest and specific experiences with tease and denial, the halfway in game, what that exactly is and why she loves it and why you would too, how and why she cheated on a couple boyfriends and how she feel about cheating now, her anal play with guys plus a whole lot more. REPEAT (originally aired 6/22) **TO SEE A VIDEO OF THIS EPISODE WITH KATHY, join Patreon by clicking here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/849-kathy-kay-106065774 **To see anonymous a pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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But this was my 500th episode. And for my 500th episode, I was like, what can I do for my 500th episode? And I was like, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to interview myself. I put a call out for questions. I'm going to answer them all. I'm going to get right to the sex stuff in the beginning, okay, because I know that's what you guys are here for. You're going to find out. Have I ever had a threesome? Have I fucked two guys at the same time? Someone even wanted to know how many guys that I fucked in the same day. Like, you know, have I ever double or triple dipped? If I ever hooked up with a girl, if I had two guys, if I spit, if I swallow, if I like anal, if I craziest thing I've done, if I want to be a cut. queen if I would be a hot wife or cuckled with a no a hot wife right I can't be a cuckold I'd be a cut queen and all that kind of stuff and then towards the end I give out some interesting crazy facts about me that you would never believe and all that kind of good stuff I do start off

giving you a brief history about the show because a lot of people had questions about the show if you don't know my show and you don't know me and you don't care about anything about me you will I think still give it a try because my stories are interesting I'll make sure to make them interesting regardless if you're a listener of this show and want to know more, I think you'll find the stuff I say. I can't say interesting again. What's another word? I don't fucking know. Interesting. You'll find my story is interesting. Don't worry about it. So sit back, relax. And I'm going to be right back on with my interview. Okay. So I know I said I'm interviewing myself. Really what I'm just doing is talking for a fucking hour and answering all of your questions.

I think I explained in the intro how I'm going to break it down. I'm going to start off with a little backstory on my show and then I'm going to make sure to get right into me talking about sex because I know people. That's what you're here for. But a lot of people wanted to know how and why I started my show, questions like, why am I anonymous? What did I do before I started my show as well as what's in the future of my show? I'm going to tell you what I'm my future plans for the show at the end of the podcast. But right now I'm just going to give you a quick, quick overview of how I started this podcast. Before I started podcasting, I had always worked in entertainment and I did work with comedians. And I happened to actually cocktail wages right next door to the comedy seller.

That's like a very famous place in New York City where all like the great comics hang. So I knew a lot of them back in the day. Like when I was working there, like Jeff Ross, Colin Quinn, Ray Romano was getting paid 50 bucks a night to come in and do sets there. These are the people that were like up and coming at the time, but not really that big. They were on the scene. And I became really good friends with a lot of them, but mostly Robert Kelly. He was one of my really good friends. He has been on that show, Louis.

I got him all of his stints on Law and Order and stuff like that. I wound up like when I worked at an agency with comedians. He was one of my clients. He's a fucking great actor. And we became really great friends. And he eventually, when podcasting started to be a thing like seven, eight years ago at this point, he was like, you should start your own podcast. He knew I like to talk a lot.

He was running one and he knew how to do it. So I was like, yeah, that's fucking great. I'm going to do it. So I spent all this money on all the equipment. It was like maybe $2,000. And I set out to start my show. Now, I really was petrified. I remember laying up at night and thinking, like, why did I blow all that money on this

equipment? Like, I don't know how to do a show. Like, is my show going to suck? And I wanted to do a call and advice show because I love talking to people and, you know, interviewing them and finding out about their lives and then giving them my opinions about things and just analyzing stuff. And, you know, my friends were fucking sick of me doing that to them. So I figured if I started like a call and advice show, I could do what I naturally love to do

and want to do at all times, but with people that actually want to do it. Somebody who wants to answer all my questions, someone who wants to talk about them and really reveal stuff about them. So I was like, that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to have a call and advice show about love, relationships, not sex. It was not supposed to be this show, okay? And this is what I love about life, okay? I set out to do a call and advice show.

I wanted to get call on a call on my show. I didn't want anybody I knew to know, not because, like I said, I was, I did. knew it was going to be a show about sex, but because I thought it was going to suck, I thought I was going to fail, and I just didn't want to fail in front of anybody. So on the DL, I went looking for a place to put ads out, soliciting people to call into my show because I needed the callers. And when I went to Craigslist and tried to post in like the community or help wanted section or like the regular section, it costs money to do that. And I don't know, I was being cheap, frugal or whatever that I was like, fuck that. I'm about spending 30 bucks an ad because I

wanted to put a lot of ads at. So I went to the Personals only because it was free, not because I was looking for guys with these crazy stories. But seriously, I posted ads on every section in the personals. And boom, I hit gold. I remember the first five emails I got were the first five episodes I taped. And I taped them all in one day. And I had a co-host at the time, Tommy, any of my die-hard listeners will remember him. I started with a co-host. He was horrified that I talked for five hours and one day and he never wanted to do that again, but I could do it. I loved it. It was great. I had a guy on who could only come from or get off on going down on a girl. I had another young kid. He was like fucking his best friend's brother's wife and the best friend was like the sheriff in town. It was

like, you just couldn't make this shit up. And I loved it. And I'm like, oh my God, this is what my show's going to be about. I didn't have the name. I didn't know I was going to change everyone's voices. I didn't, you know what I mean? It was all happened backwards because my plan wasn't to post anything until I had a bunch taped. So that's when I realized, okay, it's going to be this anonymous show. I came up with a title. I came up with a logo. And I started going on Craigslist and getting all my people. Now, that's how my show started. It happened backwards. That happens with my life all the time. It's not like a stretch. Listen, I haven't done most of the things that people have, Colin, to talk about on my show. And I think that that works for my show because I'm

naturally curious and because I don't know about like gangbangs. I have a lot of questions. And that's my natural curiosity leads the conversation. So it actually really helps. But with that said, it doesn't mean that I was like this really vanilla person that never talked about sex. and all of a sudden I had a sex show. I know most people who knew me when I was younger would probably say that I was like inappropriately always talking about sex. Like I love the fact that people hated talking about it

and found it so horrifying. And I think I used it as a way to get attention. I don't really know because I do remember being young and just always talking about sex and being and people being horrified by it. And I just had never understood it. And I think I used it as a way, like I said, to get attention or something. but I never had a problem talking about sex.

I was always super open about it. I was always super curious about it. When I was really young, I just could not wait to lose my virginity and get fucking at it. I used to read these magazines and I was like 14, 15 and it would be talking about sex, like sex quizzes. And I was like, I just want to be involved in this. Like when could I just lose my virginity? So I'm going to tell you my losing my virginity story because it's,

the great segue into my sex life. It is kind of a funny story, so I'm going to tell you it. I don't know what I really want to know because a lot of people are going to be listening to this story. If anybody else lost their virginity in this fashion, because I think it is very bizarre. It definitely sets the stage of what kind of person I am. It's not that romantic, but I'm going to tell you it anyway, and I just want to know if anyone else lost their virginity this way.

But anyway, when I was younger, super young, 15 and a half maybe, I was like, you know, I'm a foodie and I get obsessed with. with like food. If restaurant has like one thing that I love, I go there all the time. So there was this French restaurant called the Crape at a mall by my house. And they had this French onion soup that I was like obsessed with and I would just go there all the time with my friends. I'd save up my 10 bucks. Go there. We were super young. Order up in the French restaurant. And one day the bartender who worked there came over and he's like, oh, are you so and so. And are you so-and-so's neighbor? Like I've seen you in the hood. And apparently my next door was like this older

kid. He was like in his 20s and this guy was his friend and he had seen me at my in on my block. Right. And I was like, oh yeah, I know you. And he's like when you guys are done, want you come in and have some drinks. I was like, okay, I'm fucking down. So we go in. We start drinking me, my girlfriend. And he gets us loaded. And eventually at some point he asks us if we're virgins. And I'm like, no, I'm not a virgin. But I was like, my friend looked at me. Like what the fuck he's saying? But I was a virgin. I was a virgin. I was a virgin. I was a virgin. I was a virgin. I. I completely lied. I'm not a liar, but every now and then, like a lie will just come out without me even thinking about it. As that happened to you? And you're like, two seconds later in your mind, you're like, why did I just lie about it? I don't know. But I think I lied about it because I was trying to be cool.

This was like a 20-year-old bartender. He was in a band called, I can't say the name of the band because I might give away, but he was in a band at the time where I lived. And I just thought he was super cool. And I wanted to think I wasn't a virgin. This message is brought to you by avocado mattress. And if healthy, comfortable sleep matters to you, this is one organic brand worth knowing. That's because what you sleep on actually matters.

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So I start working there. And we all know what happens next, right? This guy starts hitting on me. And then we start like making out in the bathroom and doing all this kind of stuff. And he wants to date me. And I'm like, shit, he thinks I'm not a virgin. I remember what I told him. When I'm like, what am I going to do?

I don't want him to know that I lied. Now I'm dating it. I'm going to have to fuck him because he's like 21. You know, but I need to lose my virginity. And I need to lose it fast, right? Because I'm going to have to fuck this guy. I don't know how long I could keep putting it off. So I call up my best friend.

Now, this was a guy that I had fooled around with in the past. He happens to be gay now. But he was a guy that I had fooled around, but he was my best friend. And I was actually really always secretly in love with him. so I'm glad I lost my virginity to him and not the asshole bartender. And I said to him, listen, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to fuck me until my cherry pops. Like I need to bleed, okay?

Because my cherry needs to be popped because I don't want this guy to know that I lied to him. I'm not a virgin. That's a little nutty. I don't know. It's just so funny. So he was like, yeah, sure. And we wrote back in the day, there was something called typewriters. You pushed on the things.

We wrote like typed written dirty letters back in. forth about what we were going to do. I still have those letters to this day. They're super funny. And the plan was I was going to go over his house. He would leave a joint in his mailbox with the key and I would come up and we would fuck. And that's what happened. I fucked him once. Went into the bathroom. I was really like a problem solver. Like I needed to see blood or I wasn't going home. So I went to the bathroom afterwards. No blood. I was like, you got to fuck me again. I think we smoked more pot. He fucked me again. I saw blood. I was like, okay, job done. Like my guy will never know. that I lied and that's that.

And he never knew. I never told him. Like I said, I'm very glad that I lost my virginity to that guy instead of the other guy because the guy that I dated the 21-year-old bartender, oh, my God, he just cheated on me massively. And so at the end of the day, I did lose my virginity to someone that I really liked who was my best friend. But it was just like an efficient thing that I need to do.

And it's very me. It's very me. Does anyone lose their virginity in that kind of a way? So anyway, I'm going to get to some interesting sex stuff, the stuff that you guys wanted to know. But I'm going to give you some like basic stuff first. So anyway, I'm going to get to some interesting sex stuff, the stuff that you guys wanted to know. But I'm going to give you some like basic stuff first. Okay.

I would label myself heterosexual, though I've dabbled and you'll hear about those stories. I'm a three input girl. Just like I wanted to have sex early on. I was like the girl like at 16 begging my boyfriend to fuck me in the ass. Like I just really wanted to try that. I always wanted to do everything. So I've always been a three input girl, but it's not like anal is always on the menu. I've talked about this before, but the thing with anal is I could get into it and then it's all I want for like two, three weeks and then I don't want it for eight months or three years. But when I like it and want it, I'm fucking into it. I can't squirt. Everybody knows that who

listens to my show. And I really want it. want to. I'm not multi-orgasmic and I really want to be. And I swallow. Now listen, I don't understand how people don't swallow. And I don't know what goes on when someone doesn't swallow. Like I always imagine people who don't swallow, do they like put it in the mouth and they go in? Do they like blowing you and then they put it in the mouth and they go in and spit it out? Or do they take their mouth off and then they jerk you off and then the cum goes all over? I would think that that's okay. But I don't understand the not swallowing thing. I think people should swallow. I've always swallowed. But I will say, okay, and I've talked about this before,

when you swallow jizz, like you, it really has stuff in it. If your guy is doing drugs, you could tell, okay, if your guy's on a lot of medication, you could tell. I had a boyfriend once who was snorting heroin and I had no idea. Okay, I found out, like, after we broke up, really long time after, but it was like so obvious. I should have known it. It was always like, Oh my God, your pupils are so tiny and so cute. It's so interesting how little your pupils are. I swear to God. I had no idea what that meant, but he was snorting heroin the whole time we were dating. I didn't know. And one time I blew him and swallowed. And I immediately threw up. Like serious. And I believe it's because the heroin was in there. I could literally go and work in the police station and do drug testing just by swallowing cum. That's how much I could taste it. I could taste clean cum. There's nothing going on there. And I could literally go and work. I could do drug testing just by swallowing cum. that's how much I could taste it. Like I could taste clean cum. There's nothing going on there.

And I could taste bitter combs. Like a lot of medication. You could taste drug cum. I don't know. But I know that that doesn't really motivate anybody who doesn't swallow to swaddle. But I really think hashtag fucking swallow. It's so it's not bad. I think it's hot.

I'm into it. So that's a couple basic stuff. Somebody wanted to know what my kinks are. Like are you a size queen? Are you into BBC cuckle? I'm going to talk a little bit more about. the cuckled thing in a little bit, but I would say I was definitely a size queen, I think, starting off at a young age, one of my early on boyfriends, because someone asked me, like,

what's the biggest dick I've ever been with? And I would say it was big, dick, Nick, okay? He was like, he had a Tommy Lee dick. When it got hard and went up, it, like, fell over. It was, like, big and long and thick, not too thick, not too long. It was, like, it was really, like amazing and the hard thing about having somebody like that early on is it does set you up for what you like it's so i definitely felt like i was a size queen for a long time but i have to say and i've said this before in my size queen episodes or i'm talking to someone when we're talking about dick size it all comes down to chemistry because listen i have had boyfriends that by no means were as big as big Nick, didn't even come close.

I had some guys who were on the smaller sides, but it didn't matter because the chemistry I had with them was so off the chart that I'd be like, I had a guy who couldn't even get it up, and I'd be like to put it in soft and I'd have an orgasm. I swear to God. I, because I was so

warning for him. So I think that yeah, I'm a size queen, but did that mean that I had every other guy was as big as big Dick Nick after? No, I honestly, I don't think I saw one or had a long-term relationship with one that was as big, but I would say my long-term booty call guys have always been on the bigger side. And you will, now I'm going to give you my top three turn-ons and

turn-offs because somebody asked me for those and it does involve like skinny dicks. My top three turn-ons when it comes to sex, one weird thing about me is I always like guys with like big balls, like big hanging balls, saggy balls. People used to be horrified that. I used to say that. But I always felt like saggy balls are hot because like when someone's fucking you, you could feel them. They like that bang, bang like feeling. Like I always like that. And I thought it was like super hot. So I really liked long hanging balls like old men balls. The balls that most people think are gross. I thought are hot. And I'm sure there are going to be people listening that are like, I totally understand Kathy. Okay. I'm right there with you. And some people are like, oh, that's gross. Because I know when I used to talk about balls with people, I was always. the minority about liking big balls, but I really liked it. I will say like a dick that's on the thickish side, that's like a turn on. I like girth. Not so much length, but a girthy cock. Is that the word most people like to use? Is what I would typically prefer? And it is a turn on. But like I said,

it's not a turnoff if it doesn't exist. But I would say, is it a turn on? Yeah. And then the other thing that I really think can be a turn on or a turn off is if someone is physically present or not. Now, I don't know if you guys get this and if you're as aware as I am, but I have been with guys who are so passionate and in there and when you're with them, you just feel that energy exchange and you get so fucking into sex and that's what makes it like hot, that energy exchange. So someone has to be present for that. But I fucked guys and one guy that I know of and I won't say his name because you guys know him, but like he was someone that was like so physically present when I was sitting there talking to him

and he was one of the most interesting people I knew as a person. But when we started to fool around and the first time I was so shocked, it was like he like fucking disappeared. It was like he was going through the motions and he had everything down, but it was like there was no energy there. It was like he fucking disappeared. It was like very flat. I can't explain it, but I couldn't feel anything from him. And yet I would say one of my other guys who was the most present, and the most passionate and the most in my fucking face when we were banging and so sexy hot,

he was somebody who a lot of times just like checks out when I'm sitting across from him and you're like, hello, where the fuck are you? Like you're not here. So I think being present and bringing yourself and just getting in there for sex is a definite turn on and a must for me. And like I said, the turnoff would be that you're not present. But I have things. three other turnoffs because somebody wanted to know what my other turnoffs were. One of them, okay, and I'm just going to tell you, I don't like razor stubble on a chest, okay? I don't like it.

I'm sure you don't like it on a girl's leg. So either let your hair grow because I don't care. Have hair. I'd rather hair or no hair, but no razor stubble, okay? Doesn't bother me. I like a hairy man. I don't like a hairy man. It doesn't really matter.

I like manly men. So if you have some hair, leave it. If you have hair and you don't want it, get lazy. laser hair removal. It works. It lasts forever. And you won't have razor stubble. Okay. That's the fact. The other thing I don't like, and this is like a dysfunction and I think it's the reason why I can't squirt is I don't like long skinny dicks or people who finger me with one finger like I'm like that girl if you're fingering me. I'm like put three in please. Okay. I don't want one skinny finger in there. I don't want a long skinny dick. It's like me and my friends call it pokey pokey.

Everyone knows. I'm like, oh, no, pokey, pokey. Or he looks like he'd have a pokey pokey, I don't like anything poking me. So I don't know if some doctor at some point molested me or what I have with this, like, thin thing going inside my vaj. But I don't like that. Like I said, if I'm like a three-finger girl, like a girthier dick,

I don't like that. And I think it's like my issue. No offense to anyone that has a skinny dick, okay? Because I'm sure that works for many people. I think there's something wrong with me that I have this weird attachment to skinny things inside of me and that's why I find it very hard to squirt

because I don't like like a finger in there moving around touching me. I don't even like someone touching the inside on my belly button. And anyway, the third thing that is a deal breaker or turn off as a bad kisser. It's like that energy thing. Kissing to me is fucking hot

and sexy. I think kissing could be like a real dirty hot thing if you do it with a guy who could really kiss the right way and you're so on the same page and you're in the same groove. And when you're not, you're not. And I wonder, I don't know, if two bad kissers kiss, is it bad kissing?

It's kind of like, I don't know. Like, what is a bad kisser? Is it all relative? Is it like a bad kisser just someone who doesn't kiss like me? But if they kiss like somebody else, they're good. I don't know. Is it factual? Like, you could be a factual good kisser or a bad kisser?

I don't know. But I've kissed some bad kissers. And there's nothing worse. And honestly, I wouldn't date a guy. who's a bad kisser. I also wouldn't really date a guy who chewed with his mouth open. This is just turnoffs in general, but like I'm really into, I have that thing called misophonia. Like, I really, I can't handle, like, noises. And the problem with noises when you're old and you're fishing in the pond of, like, older guys, they typically are very flemy when they get old. Like,

doesn't your grandfather and your father or your 60-year-old friend like, oh, he's clearing his throat or coughing or sniffing? I don't know. At least my father does. And it's fucking annoying and I can't handle it. I have a problem with like weird noises. Now, I wouldn't, I wouldn't break up with a guy if he chew with his mouth open, but I have trained many. Like, you can't chew with your mouth open when you're with me.

That's that. I'm not going to go into other kinds of turnoffs. Have you ever had a threesome? Yes, I have. I've had two threesomes with a woman. I've never had any kind of threesomes with a guy. Though I had this one boyfriend who would always. try to get me to fuck his friends when we were drunk.

And this is how I know I really don't want to do it because I did a lot of things when I was drunk and fucked a lot of people I didn't want to. But one thing I never did when I was drunk, even though the opportunity presented it was like, allow another guy to come into the picture. There was one boyfriend who else. I remember like on three different occasions we're like banging in. His friend came in and I'm like, what the fuck?

And he's like not telling the guy to leave and I'm like, get out of here. And so he would then let the guy go out. But it was definitely a set thing that if I was down, he had set it up that this was going to go on. But I never did. I did, though, because somebody asked me, oh, do you ever have a DP? I never did it in real life. But I do like that fantasy of having two dicks inside you at the same time. I don't know if you notice it.

But when someone's talking about DP, I always get like super interested of somebody who's actually really done it in real life. Because I think it's hot. I don't know that I'd ever do it in real life. But I would mock it up with boyfriends. okay you fuck me and then let's put something else in my ass at the same time like I really like that situation but I never would be with two guys at the same time but I have had some threasons I've been with women by themselves too and I'll tell you about that I'll tell you about my first threesome it's a funny story so I had just moved into the city now when you live in the city okay you there are like apartments

and you build walls okay you get you rent a two bedroom but you put three people in there so you could rent cheaper and I tell you this because because you need to, it's relevant to the story. So I had just moved into this apartment with two new roommates who I didn't know. I like found them in the newspaper. We all found each other. We all moved into the city together. We're all young girls.

I'm party fucking central. Like before I quit, I loved going out and I went out all the time every single night, 24-7. So, you know, here I was living in the city finally able to drink as much as I want and not have to drive and all that stuff. So I'm living it up. And there was a place called the limelight in New York City that was like one of the best clubs ever. Because it was like this old church, all these weird stairways and places. And on Sundays, it was like rock and roll Sundays. And I saw like amazing bands there, okay, back in the day.

And it was like my favorite night to go out was Sunday night at the limelight. And I went out and I met two guy friends. Now, we had just moved in. So the two girl, the one girl who was living in the middle room, the wall wasn't built. So they, she was sleeping with her friend that night. on a mattress in the floor in the middle of the apartment. My room was on one side, the other room on the other side. So me and two of my guy friends go to the limelight, rock and roll Sunday.

Now I get smashed, like blackout drunk. Like I would always drink to the end. The reason why I don't drink is because I was like that girl that was like, if the bar was closing, I was like drinking everyone's last tips of their drinks. Like I never could stop. There was never, oh, okay, I don't want anymore. It was like I drink to the end, blackout, everything's closed. I can't get anymore.

alcohol. That was me. So I was having a best time I was blacked out, but I do remember some stuff because like I remember my friend saying, hey, this girl here needs a place to stay. Can she like stay at your place? And I'm like, of course she can. You know, and it's like this girl, whatever. I don't remember her. But like we, well, no, I do. So then we all go back to my apartment. Me, the girl, this one guy and my friend. Okay. So it's two guys, two girls go into my room. Now, All of a sudden, the one guy starts to like fool around with me. And then the girl starts falling around with me. And I remember thinking, this is like nice.

You're just like laying there. And these two people are all on you, like doing shit. And it turned out that this girl was a lesbian and wanted nothing to do with the guy. And the guy was with me. And I didn't realize, but he had set this whole thing up. I was so drunk. He knew, I guess he could take advantage of me. This was all the setup.

I found out later. I didn't know. So we all had sex. Now, the other friend who was there decided to leave, okay? And so in the morning we wake up. And it's me and the guy and the girl's not there. I'm like, thank fucking God because my hair smelled of her pussy. It was disgusting.

Like, I'm a very bad smell. Sorry, like, this is not a hot story, but it's interesting. And I was like, oh my God, what did I do? Like horrified. Like, what went down and what do my roommates know? So all of a sudden, I hear people talking outside. And I'm like, oh, my God. I hope it's not the girl.

I opened the door and there's my new roommate who I barely know. I know her for two weeks with her friends sitting on the floor and the girl. The girl that's in her like slutty outfit from the neck the day before. She has like a big wad of hair extension. Swear to God, I could see this picture in my head out of her hair. She's holding it in her hands and she's brushing it while she's wrap into my roommates. Apparently she woke up early, went out and started to make friends with my roommates. And I'm like, oh my God, how do we get the psychotic girl out of my house?

And we eventually did. And my roommates were like, it was like really weird because what went on in your room? We saw people go in and then one person came out and then we heard all this noise and then they met that fucking girl. It was horrifying. And so that was my first time. I don't really remember it. There was like that smell and I knew what went down and I remembered in the beginning.

But after that, it became. me fooling around with women became a thing that I would do whenever like I got dumped or I was flipping out about a guy I would go pick up a girl in a bar I always picked up virgins and for some reason I think that that was annoying but the minute they found out that I was down there let's go and then there was another threesome and that one didn't wind up being great either because we hung out the whole night and I knew that these people were down and I was like their girl and they were taking me home but this was like the first time that they were going to do it. I'm like a girl's girl.

I'm not one to ever want to take somebody's boyfriend's attention away from them. Because I think I project like I would never want that for myself. So I'm very careful about never flirting or just doing that to another girl. And I was very into her that whole night. We hung out a long time before we went back to their house. And me and her were like hanging the whole time. And I kept talking to her like if you don't want to do this, don't do it, blah, blah, blah. Like I was like team her, not team him.

but he was like down and we went back to the apartment and when we started to fool around, I felt her energy shift. She was like freaked out because this guy was very pushy. He really wanted to fool around me and I could tell it really bothered her. So I stopped. I felt bad. I felt that energy shift. Like I said, I'm very sensitive to that kind of stuff.

I felt bad for her. I project. I'm very empathetic because I like I said, I projected onto her. Like I would never want to be in her position. So I stopped that threesome and left. I haven't been with a girl in a really long time. I would say the problem with it for me. Like I remember one of my roommates.

Those roommates found out. I told them, okay, what went down? And one of the roommates was like, wow, I've always wanted to be with a woman and try it. What was it like? I was like in a weird way. Maybe you never know whether you're gay or not. And for me, it was like a very much solidified the fact that I wasn't because I didn't really enjoy it. I'll say one thing like girls kiss really good because there's no hair on their face.

and it's very soft lips and that's very different. But there's, and I'm going to go back to that weird energy thing that I talk about. For me, there's a lack of an energy exchange. It always was like flat, like nothing's there because it's like the same. Whereas when I feel like I'm with a man, that masculine testosterone thing that comes to the table and the blending of my female estrogen with that is like what's top of the mountain for me. And I never felt really satisfied. It's like, yeah, good as like a maybe a fantasy, but never did it really pan out or was that great for me in actual reality. Like I said, that same

thing just wasn't really there. And then let me tell you, I'm like a contrary. And like I like to do things that nobody does. And when I did that, it was like there. It was like 20 years ago. It was like very taboo. Now every girl does it. Like, who cares? So I like to do the opposite. So now it's not even a big deal if you do it. I don't, you know, I haven't done it. But a lot of people have asked me this question. They said, has a show made you want to participate in a lifestyle and if so in what way. And that's where I would say the cuck queen thing comes in. Like, I do think that there is a hot thing for me in knowing that my guy was just with somebody else. Somebody wanted to know if I ever fucked two guys at one time or like how many people have had sex within a 24-hour period.

And I don't think I ever double-dip. that I can remember. I might have, but I don't think so. But I used to like, I had a long-term booty call guy, and I used to like when he did, he would double and triple dip sometimes because he owned a bar and he said he would, I forget what we would call it,

but he had this term that he called it where he would take girls down and he'd fuck him in the office. And I was like his long-term booty call girl, so he would tell me stuff. And I would like when I was like the second girl. So I didn't realize until I did my show that I definitely have that

cuck queen thing going on. That's what I believe. Because, you know, the same guy, like I used to be like, have you fucked anybody? Like before you came here, I'd be like, no, no, sometimes he'd like really lied to me.

And I'd be like, no, you don't understand. It might help the situation. And then when I started hearing people talk about it on my show, it definitely made me feel like, oh my God, I think I'm a fucking cut queen. And I do believe that I will bring that to the table

in my next relationship. I'm currently not in a relationship. If I was in one, I would keep it open and I would keep it open in that way. Whereas, and probably I will meet like the nicest guy that doesn't want to do that. The one guy, I mean, because there are guys out there that are very monogamous by nature and would have no interest in that. And sure enough, that's the fucking guy I'm going to meet and all my other guys cheated. And it would have been great because they could have come back and told me. But I think that's the way I would like to try that in a situation.

and I do think somebody asked me if I'm in a cuckled situation or would I be interested in that, meaning like the guy wants me to go out or somebody said, would you be a hot wife? And I'm like, no. But if I was in a relationship and a guy said, oh, I would really like for you to go out and have experiences, I wouldn't go out and fuck random guys because I am very monogamous by nature. I've talked about this before. Even when I have booty calls and I don't have boyfriends, I have the same one for a long, period of time. I don't like variety in anything. I don't like variety in clothing. I could wear the same

fucking pants and shirt. There was a show, a documentary with Dr. Dre and the Beets Guy. I forget what it was called, but it was about those two producers and it was so great. And they opened up Dr. Dre's closet and it was all the same pair of pants and all the same white t-shirt and all the same shoes. And I'm like, oh my God, it was like heaven for me. That's what I would want my closet to look like, I like the same shit. I like the same. I go to a restaurant and I order the same fucking thing every time. And that makes me happy.

I don't like variety with guys even. But I have thought about the cuckled situation in that if my guy wanted me to go and do it, I totally would. And I think it could be hot. Like I think, but I would go back to one of my booty call guys. And I think that adding to that sexual experience by knowing that you're going to take it back. and give it and tell those stories to somebody else probably makes it super hot.

So I am into all things, Cuck. I would totally be down for it. And I would set that up in my relationship. I don't think I would have a monogamous relationship or be interested in one anymore. I used to want that. I used to be very jealous when I thought someone was lying. You know, somebody asked me, has my views on guys changed since I've been doing my show? no I always knew guys did all this shit and that was there and lied the problem like but guys wouldn't

tell me so you just know this stuff is going on and I was just go mental that I think it's much better just put everything on the table let's be honest this is who I am this is who you are and let's like fucking get down together I always when I was younger thought the top of the mountain when you're like 67 years old is to be a fucking swinger just have some fun like some people are like oh when I'm old I'm just going to drink and do everything bad I was always like when I get really old I'm just going to be a swinger and fuck everyone like who cares You know what I mean? Have some fun. I think there's something evolved about that couple who has such a strong foundation with each other that they don't feel the need to own each other sexually. So my show has helped me clear up some of those things, made me realize stuff that I'm into, stuff that I'm not. Somebody asked me for my top five sexual experiences. It's hard to tell because I think like when you're like five sexual experiences, Anybody that I wind up with most of the time, the people that I've had like the best chemistry with, there's plenty of those guys. And when you have that kind of good chemistry, it's just fucking great because of the chemistry, right? But there are two situations that, and I think that this has to do with me being into something else that I learned on my show, which is tease and denial. Okay. I think that's another one of my kinks. Okay, let's say we're going to add on to my kinks, kukled, kuk queen, and tease.

in denial. When someone started to tell me those stories, I was like, oh my God, I could think back to all these things that I've done sexually that I thought were super hot. And it was like, they had that tease and denial aspect. I love drawing things out. Okay, I don't like something good to be over, right? If you give me 10 presents, I don't want to open them. I want to wait. I want to go so slow because I don't want my present opening to be over. Do I mean? If I have good food on my plate, I eat what I love last because I don't want that to be over. That is how I roll and I roll that way in every aspect. And when it comes to sex, I don't want it to be over.

So I like that fucking hot feeling and being in that place of feeling like really horny and really wet and not gone over the edge yet. I like to make that last as long as possible. And there was one guy. Okay, we called him the halfway in guy. Now, the halfway end story is fucking hilarious. Okay, this is a real true story. So I had this guy, he was like my best friend.

And we were like really close friends. And then we started to make out and we were going to like date. And he was really freaked out that here I was his best friend. We had been friends for so long. I was like the end all be all. And now he's making out with me and we kiss really good. And there's all this chemistry. And he's like, oh my God, what does this mean?

Like we're going to get married. Like he was really freaked out commitment wise by what was going down between us. So he was like slowing that shit down. And he was like, I can't fuck you. Like I kept trying to fuck him anymore. Like, I can't fuck you because the minute I fuck you, it's like a relationship. And then we have to get married and it's so much. And he played these really weirdo games.

Now, let me just tell you something, girls. Okay, I know you're out there and you've experienced this. A lot of guys won't fuck you because they have commitment issues. There are guys like that out there. I've met more than one. But what this guy did and why we call him the halfway in guy because it was so fucking funny. So we would be fooling around. And he would put, because he didn't want to fuck me all the way because then it was over.

You know, it was like, we have to get married. He would be making out and it was like the most sickest, the chemistry, because this is a good kisser. And he would put his dick in halfway and he would be like, don't move. Don't move. I won't put it anymore. Like, he would never thrust it. He would just let it stay in there. And he believed, okay, that this was like, so this didn't mean anything, right?

And he would just sit there and we would just be making out and his dick would be there. And swear to God, if I would like cough for even a second and there was like the slightest movement, it was like the hottest thing I ever felt because people would be like why the fuck would you play this halfway in game like it's a torture and it was like no it was actually hot there was nothing more of a turn on than that and I really will tell you go home and try the halfway in game with your partner I tried it with other boyfriends after because everybody knew about the halfway in guy I told you I used to talk about sex to everybody so I was an open book and I was an open book and And everyone thought I was crazy, but I'm like, no, it's super fucking hot because think about it. When you're like fucking a guy, like, why do you need it so hard and fast at the end? Because you get so used to what's going on and then you need more and more. So if you just are putting it in it and you just sit there and you make out and you keep going for like literally 45 minutes, I swear to God we would do this. And you don't do anything.

You're not allowed to move. The slightest movement like fucking sends you over the edge. Swear to God, I tried it. I had a guy. I called him San Francisco guy. and we had a lot of sex and we did the halfway in game. I sat on top of them. We just put it in there.

We were just like fooling around, talking dirty without moving, and then just a slightest movement. Holy fucking shit. So stuff like that I liked. I never put it together. I just thought it was good because it was good. But then there was another guy one time we were like toxic. We had a toxic relationship.

I had a lot of those where like, oh, we were not supposed to be together, but we can't take our hands off of each other. And those toxic relationships always have the best chemistry ever. So like they would just be touching my foot and I'd get wet. So this guy was toxic. We kept trying to create these rules and boundaries. Like I won't fucking fool around with you. No kissing.

We can't do this. And so me and this guy had got it down to like we cannot kiss or no penetration, nothing, but we were still hanging out and still going to town. So there was one night I remember it. And let me just tell you this was in the past 10 years. I'm not talking like when I'm 15. I did these things as a grown-ass woman. But me and this guy, like I just remember just being on top of him probably for like 45 minutes,

like a very long time, just smelling each other and being each other and grinding each other and dry humping and just being lost in this crazy moment, me and him, of not being able to go further and just being able to do and all these weird boundaries that we put on ourselves to me. and I believe to him because he stuck around for the whole 45 minutes and he was just as into it. And that was one of the guys that was super passionate and very present was so hot. Like so hot. And like I said, it wasn't until I did my show and I started to talk to a couple of guys who were into tease and denial.

One in specific that really taught me a lot. I was like, wow, I have that thing too. I like a good tease and denial. And like I said, I'm that way in my fucking life. I'm into tease and denial. Okay, which stories have you heard that surprised you have turned you on by listening to that, that we're turning you on while listening to them? A lot of people want to know, do I get horny when I listen to my show?

And I say, no. I might have, listen, I've been doing my show for seven years. I might have when I was younger. I started in my early 40s when I was hornier than ever. I think my age has something to do with it. I don't know, but I really, it's like a gynecologist. Like you think he's like getting horny when he's looking at your pussy. I just think when you're in work mode, you're in work mode.

When I'm talking to somebody, I'm just focused on listening to them and I'm curious with my brain and I'm listening with that part of my body. I think if a guy did it, it would be harder for them not to get hard because they're more wired like that way. But for me, it's very easy to keep my horniness out of it. So I don't get turned on when I listen to these stories. Someone wanted to know if I've ever cheated. The answer is, yeah, but I would say I'm not a cheater. And like, how does that make sense? Okay.

It makes sense in this. Okay, I cheated a lot when I was a drinker. And I cheated, not because I like variety. I told you I fucking don't. I cheated always out of insecurity. And also out of revenge. Okay, when I was young, I didn't really know what to do when I was angry. So I would just act out.

Actually, my friends called me the mad spitter. I got fired from a place because they found out that I spit in customers' drinks. Like, I would just like spit in people's drinks because it was the only way I could release my anger. I didn't know how to deal with it. So my friends, like I said, my nickname when I was. was young. Liz is really young. It was called the mad spitter. But so I, you know, when I would be really upset, there was one guy who cheated on me, that first guy, the first boyfriend that I, you know, lost my virginity to. The way our relationship ended is I finally came to the conclusion that he was

cheating with everybody and anybody. And I wound up getting him back and fuck somebody else. And then I told him on my birthday. And this is very true. I remember in a shitty hotel, he took me to one of those, oh, pay 20 bucks, little cabin hotels in town. He brought me there. It was the first time he bought me a present. I had his jacket. That was like his band jacket. And after we fucked, I said, I just want to let you know that I cheated on you. You know how to get him back. And I didn't even tell him that I fucked the guy. I think I just told him that I blew him. But I did fuck the guy. And he was like, you're dumped. Like, I need to, he literally said, I need to go home and be with my favorite person myself. And then he drove really fast home. And I'll never forget, like,

Motley Crew kickstart my heart was playing. And he was like speeding down the road. And the addict to me just loved the drama and the loud music and the fast car scenario going down that it just really it stuck out in my brain and he dumped my ass so I told him and then the other time I really cheated on somebody was a guy who I dated and I think he found out I cheated on him when he read my book because I'm still friends with him and he was like you fucking a whore I don't know he was just really mad he was like this guy that was always like I just want to fuck you I don't want to date you like blah blah so I don't really think it was cheating but he didn't know that the whole time we were sleeping together and he was treating me like garbage. The only way I could justify

staying with him was if I went and fucked this other guy behind his back. And this guy would fuck him during work. He was like this guy at work in the office that I worked with that everyone thought was hot. And this is so weird, but like I would say I didn't even think he was that hot, but because everyone else did, I was like, okay, I should probably bang him because everyone thinks he's hot. And he was younger than me. And we would leave work on lunch breaks and go home and fuck and then come back and that was hot. But anyway, and I would never tell my boyfriend. I didn't do it because I didn't like my boyfriend.

I did it because I liked him so much and I was so insecure that he treated me like shit. It was like my weird way of justifying the fact that I stayed with him. That makes sense. It was total insecurity. He never found out, but he did. I never told him, but he did. But since I stopped drinking, I don't cheat. It is not in my nature to cheat.

Like I said, I don't like variety. I don't need variety. I'm a super honest person. That kind of stuff was done when I was younger, acting out out of insecurity and low self-esteem and all those things. And I've worked on myself so much. So I don't have those issues. So I don't believe once a cheater, always a cheater, okay?

Don't believe that shit. It's not true because I cheated and I'm not a cheater and I'd never cheat again. Someone wanted to know if I've ever made a sex tape for someone or for yourself. And I would say, yeah, fuck yeah. I'm very visual as a woman, okay? like a guy. I am wired visually. I'm like actually a spatial genius.

I've had my IQ test. Like my visual thing is always like off the charts genius. So I, if your picture in your house is slightly tipped over, it's going to bother the fuck out of me and I could see it. And so I am very visual. I always like sex in front of mirrors. I always like

back in the day when you'd have to take pictures and bring them to the Polaroid place. I remember what me and my boyfriend once took pictures and like the thoughts that he was going to take those pictures, then someone else was going to see them, and we got them back, and we saw them in pictures of, like, his dick inside of me. Like, I love that. I like to see that stuff. I'm smart about it. I do it with my people that I know really well. I'm not sending someone I just met the picture of my tits or my pussy. But first of all, if a guy wants those kind of pictures, I'm totally

down. But I also like it for myself. I like to videotape someone going down on me, like hardcore. I can see that. That's fucking hard. or any of that kind of stuff. So pictures, sex tapes. I've done it. Like I said, I always do it safe with people that I know. I suggest never put in your face in it if you have a tattoo, which I do. Don't put that shit in any of that stuff.

But yes, I have and I like it. I think it's hot. I definitely am a little bit of an exhibitionist. I'm a voyeur. I'm all those kind of things. I like that stuff. So I have and I will continue because I think it's hot. Your favorite adult toy.

Okay. Now, I don't know if it exists anymore, but all my friends, know that there was a thing called the clit kisser. Now listen, I am a very good Googler. If I need to find something, I go to Google and I Google smart and I find the best shit out there. When I want, I loved sex toys and so I was always buying them and I wanted like the best sex toy around. So I went to Adam and Eve and I went to like their top 10 list and the top thing on the top is what I bought and was called the clit kisser. Now don't quote me this 20 years ago when I lived in that apartment with the girls that saw me, fuck that other girl.

Okay, it was back then that I got the clit kisser. And let me tell you this thing, what it was, this apparatus, I'm sure they have stuff like it. And for me, it was like I literally had to throw it away because I was so addicted to it. I thought my Vag was going to get deformed from using it so much. And I wasn't leaving my house. Like I wouldn't leave my house. It would be like four hours.

I'm like, I can't even meet my friends. And because like I said, I was always open, people would know. And my friends were like, you need to fucking throw the clue. kiss her out because I was going to like my pussy probably would have looked so bad after using it because what this thing did was like you put it on your pussy right and then you squeeze this thing so it would put all the suction so you would get swollen and then there was a vibrator on it so it would vibrate you at the same time holy fucking shit like the best thing ever invented on the planet it was on the top of the list for reasons

I will say that many years later I purchased another one and I saw the reviews. People said it's not the same. It falls off and that's fucking true. I could never get that shit to fit again. They changed the model. It didn't work. But that was the greatest sex toy ever. So if there is a sex toy out there, girls, that you could put on and you squeeze it and

it pumps you up and plumps you up, that feeling is fucking hot. And then if there's a vibration on top of it that vibrates your. your clit? Oh my God. Hottest thing ever. I'm going to look to see if there's a clit cusset. I'm going to buy one. That really was the best sex toy I've ever had. Now listen, there was a couple quick things that people asked me about. I'm just going to give you yes and no answers. Have you ever gotten a horny well interviewing? I answer that already. No. Are you in a cuckled situation? Now, no, but I want to be right. Have you ever hooked up with a collar before? But no, I'm very professional. There's a very major line. I would say there's a lot of people after I talk to them

callers who like want to send me a pick of them and stuff and I don't like to look. I really like to keep it professional and have and always will and no, I've never hooked up with a collar. Have I ever been gang banged? No. But apparently that's like everyone's hottest fantasy because those are my highest downloaded episodes ever. Have I ever secretly been so turned on? I masturbated during a show? No, I already said that. Do I have any fetishes? No, I don't. I don't. I don't think women have fetishes. I have a lot of issues, but I don't have any fetishes. Not really. I have kinks. We've discussed my kinks here, but no, I don't have any fetishes. Have you ever used a strap on or a dildo on a partner? I had. I did use a butt plug on a guy that was down. I was very excited that he was down for a little anal play. I was like, finally a guy that will admit to it.

Because I don't believe a lot of guys that are like, no way that, you know, they haven't tried it. I just think a lot of guys are such a stigma attached. So they either keep it under wraps or they're not open to it. But I had a guy. I used. young guy that I was banging. He was, he was 25 when I was like 40. He was fucking hot. And he let me do butt stuff to him. It was fun. It was fucking fun. And the,

the strap on no, I've never done that. I typically because I'm very typical of like people on my show, like, oh, like that person who's very sort of alpha or, you know, in charge in real life, they want to switch when they're in the bedroom.

That's me. I don't really like to be in charge in the bedroom. I want a man. I want to feel like a woman. I want to be taken advantage of. I want to be raped, quote unquote. You know, like, that's girls. Like, that makes us feel like girls.

Like, I like that. I prefer that more. I've never used a strap on. I don't think that I would like it. But I have to say, I have had some girls on who have talked about it and how they never thought that they would. And when they got it on,

they realized that they were. So never say never. I don't know. It's not something that I think that I would be into, but maybe I've never tried it. Would you ever share your, oh, would you ever share your face?

with callers or on private chat? No. You know, the reason why I started out being anonymous on my show is because I thought it was going to suck. Like I said, I didn't even know it was going to be a sex show. I thought no one's going to listen. And I didn't want anyone to know that I failed so miserably with my show. And then after it started and then it became all about these sex stuff, I was like working

in offices and corporate places and I just didn't want anyone to know because of that. It had a stigma. And then, listen, I've been doing it for seven years. My life completely changed. Then I became a mom. And now at this point, there are most people in my life don't know. The people closest to me, like my sister and my very, very good long-term friends know. But most of my mom friends don't know.

Most people don't know what I do. I keep myself anonymous. It's a card that I have in my back pocket that I could always use at any time that I wanted to. If I felt that I wanted to or needed to, right? I always say for enough money I would, but at this point it really works. I don't want to go to the gym in New York and think guys are checking me up because they're just listening to me on my podcast. I have a very big audience now and I don't know that I would want that. I would have to be paid a lot more even though I do well with my show now and it is my full-time job.

It's not enough to out myself. So that is like I said, a card that I hold. It's in my pocket. It is definitely there and might be used at some point. For right now, I don't show myself to anybody of a interview or anyone else because I remain anonymous. And so someone did say, is this, does anyone know is your podcast, your secret life? Yes, I thought that was so great the way that person put it.

Yes, this is my secret life. That I actually have this fucking show. It's a major secret life. But it might not always be a secret life. Somebody said, how worried should we be that you get bored? This is all, like the sex stuff is over, but somebody said, how worried should we be that you might get bored and step down from producing your show? not at all. I love doing my show. When I was younger, I always loved reality TV. I love talk shows. My dream

was always to be like, have my own radio show or have my own talk show because I love to talk. It was always like, oh, do what you love and get paid for it. I'd always make jokes like I love to talk. How do you get paid for it? Well, you know what? I'm getting paid to do what I love. And that's talk. I love what I do. I love talking to people, obviously, because I did this for six years and did it make a dime. But now I do very well. It's my full-time job. I love it. Someone said,

do you have the idea of a book about your whole experience ever crossed your mind? Yes, but not a book about me. A book about my show. I'm planning a very big thing that's in the works right now. It'll be announced soon.

Stories about my show and they'll be available. That's coming up. It's very interesting. So now I do also have a book about me that I wrote and drew many, many years ago. Now, I'm not a fucking writer. I hate writing.

actually. It was one of the hardest things I ever did, but I did it and I was very proud of myself when I was finished with it. And I drew it with stick figures. The whole thing is in stick figures, but I have to tell you, the stick figures really works because there's a lot of sex in my book because it's all about relationships. And when you draw sex acts in stick figures, it almost looks like a child drew these fucking things. It takes the edge off. So it's not gross. It's funny. There's a lot of sex. There's a cat that talks. Everyone's obsess. with the cat, it's like the voice of reason. And basically what the book is, is my losing my virginity story, all and every relationship I had until I turned 40. You know, what I like about

this book, because when I used to read things, I'm a chapter reader. A lot of times I say I like things backwards, like I read magazine articles backwards. I'll read in the middle of a book, a chapter, and then I go to the first chapter. Like, I like to move around. You could do that in this book, each chapter is a relationship with a beginning, a middle, and an end, and like a little story at the end of explaining like what I learned. And then it goes on to the next one. Now, if you read this whole story from my losing my virginity story till I'm 40, it's basically like my whole life and you really go on the journey with me. Now listen, it is my first book I ever did. I had an agent, actually. Some agent read it, fucking loved it, went out and pitched it and I was devastating.

because I got not one offer. And it all was like, oh, you don't have a platform. You don't have a platform. And what I really realize is that we read biographies of people that we want to know more about because we know them already. All my friends love my book because they know me. But a stranger, are they going to love the book? I don't know.

Actually, Dr. Guy used to keep a shitload of my books on his coffee table. And random girls that would be at his house because he always was having parties would pick up my book and read it. And then they'd take it home and they loved it. So I would give him more. He was like spread the word. But anyway, so that's that. I don't advertise this book that much because like I said, it was my first one. It wasn't really put together in the best way. It is up on Amazon. And so if you want to hear all these stories and laugh and probably feel better about yourself because I'm a fucking mass. And every one, the title is actually the cartoon misadventures.

of a total train wreck, a bunch of love gone very wrong stories. There is not one story that goes my way. Okay, everyone is worse than the other. You'll hear some of these stories that you're heard now like halfway in guy. That's a chapter and it's L-O-L, right? Laugh out loud funny. Is that what it means? It's L-O-L. And I promise you, if you buy it, you're going to email me and be like, I'm obsessed with the cat. Cat is the voice of reason the cat talks. It's my drawings. It's my drawings. my writings. I try to cut out the blah, blah, blah. It's a quick read. You could read the whole book in a half hour, even though it's 18 chapters. I don't know, it's long, but because it's like a graphic novel written out in stick figures. It's pretty easy. So I'm going to promote it here. I'm going

to put a link to that on Amazon. If you want to go buy it, it's there. The link will be there. Hopefully you like it. And then I just wanted to leave you off because I thought, oh, things that I would want to know. I'm like, oh, let me give them five interesting facts. about me. I figured anybody who listened this far into it is a diehard fan and would want to know. And then after my five interesting facts, I'm going to give some shoutouts to people who I know and love from the show. Five interesting facts about me. One, I'm obsessed with dead bodies. Like corpses. I'm so obsessed with it. There was a book by Barry Roach called Stiff. Oh my God. If you were interested in dead bodies, and everything that happens to them and all like dead body facts and stuff.

Like that is like one of the best books I ever read because she really dumped it down and made it funny. And there's just so many things. Like did you know that there are like these places where they're like dead body plant farms where like you go and there's like all these dead bodies in different places rotting in different forms of decomposition or like whatever? Because they're just trying to study like what happens to bodies that have been murdered and left around.

So one body is there. it's being rained on and it's in the dirt and another body's in another location doing stuff because they're trying to figure out what happens to body. Another chapter is what happens to bodies and plane crashes and what happens to cadavers. And oh, and there's a thing that you could do, and this is what I'm doing when I die, is you could donate your body to be all kinds of crazy things. And one of them, the one that I love the best, is you can donate your body to be a crash test dummy. So basically, when I just think it's fucking hilarious and I don't care about the body, I just don't. And so I just think there's nothing better than take my body as a crash test dummy.

What they do is they take your dead body and they put it in front of a car and they to crash you. They crash you many times into things. And let me just tell you crash test dummy save. There's a certain number of like you save thousands of lives. Every cat crash test dummy saves like 1,800 lives or something like that. So not only is it hilarious, you're saving lives. I am going to donate my body as a crash test dummy. I learned about that from my Mary Roach book, Steve.

Diff, obsessed with dead bodies. I have clustophobia. Okay, duh. I love airplane crashes, like obsessed. Like, air disaster.com. Oh, my God. And then there's another show called Air Disaster on Nat Geo. The acting is really bad.

I mean, laugh out loud, funny, but the stories are great. I love nothing more than an airplane crash. I'm not afraid of airplanes. I do believe I will die in an airplane crash. I don't know why I think that. But there's something about airplane crashes that I love and it goes to my third or fourth interesting fact I'm actually obsessed also with airplanes like I used to go all my life to the private airplane place in Teterboro in New Jersey and I'd

park across the street because you're like really like maybe 20 feet away from the runway and watch the planes take off and it was always either me alone or me with an old guy and his old son it was never an old man and a young son it was like an old man and his like 40 year old son watching too like where are all the people that are into planes like I am? Like it's so exhilarating. There's something about planes that I love. I love them. I'm not afraid of flying.

I'm a claustrophobic. So when they say, we have locked the doors and you're now stuck in this plane like that fucking freaks me out. And if I got stuck on the tarmac, I'd have a panic attack. But I'm not afraid of flying. I love planes. Okay. And I also love plane crashes.

I was thrown out of three high schools. I did graduate. My last one, I was able to get back in, and I had my shrink, who I called the paralyzed lesbian, because she did hate on me. And that's a whole other story that I can't get into. But that bitch got me into the last one who tried to throw me out. So I was thrown out for three high schools because I was so bad. I really was. I was funny, though.

I do have people that wrote in my yearbook. Like, I never saw anyone that told off a teacher like you, dude, you were hilarious. People, I was entertaining. Okay, but I was bad. I was very out of the box. You couldn't tell me what the fuck to do. I took my education and threw it in the shitter. I was acting out.

It was terrible. But I did get out and thrown out of three high schools. But I did graduate and everything's good. I'm sober for 19 years now. I quit drinking at 34 and I still haven't. And I'm not an AA person. I believe very much in AA. I started out doing AA in the beginning and did it for a while and have many friends that

are in the program and love it and it really works for them. For me, it didn't work. But I'm here to say and why I bring it up is because it's, You don't have to do that. For me, it worked better not doing it, and I was super successful and have never had a drink since. And I've been sober 19 years. Whether you need AA or not, for me, being sober and quitting alcohol was like, besides having my son was like the best thing I ever did, the most life changing thing. My son was more.

But before my son, being sober and getting sober was the best most life changing thing that I had ever done in my life. so I highly recommend it to anyone who thinks they have a problem. And my father is a reverend. Yeah. Duh. Everyone's going to laugh at that because everyone, when I was younger and I'd be like, yeah, my father's a priest. I say priest, but it's not really a priest because they'd be like, priest can't get married.

Okay, he's a fucking reverend. What's the difference? But there is a difference. That's what he is. Everyone would be like, oh, it makes sense. You're so bad. The reverend's daughter. It is very cliche.

But that's the truth. So those are some interesting facts about me. I want to say I love doing my show. It's so exciting for me. me that here I am so many years later still doing it because like I said, it is what I love. And before I did my show and story to get people who listen to it and people write it and fans, quote unquote, email me. I always felt embarrassed to be a fan of someone.

I felt, oh, like, how embarrassing you ask someone for your autograph or you, you know, tell them that you like love them so much. I don't know why, but I have to say now that I'm on the receiving end of it, oh my God. It's, I love the people who listen to my show. They are my favorite people. The way you feel about the people, your fans, is it's just, I understand it when people say it. I didn't understand it when I was on the opposite side. But now, like I said, that I create people who take my content and enjoy it and like it and listen and are loyal.

I fucking love you. My show would not be here without you. You are my fucking people and I appreciate it and you keep my show going and without you, I wouldn't be there. So I have some trolls. I love them too because it reminds me that my show is doing well. It is doing well. I'm always in the top of the charts. If you're still listening now, I don't like to ask for things, but I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it once. Can you please just fucking give me five stars on Spotify or on iTunes? Okay. So if you are my true fans, if you're listening this far into it, you are. You do love my show. So show me some love by hitting five star. that's it, five star on Spotify or five star on Apple Podcasts. That really helps the show.

Last thing I'm going to say, and I'm going to end on this, I love my sponsors. Okay, they are my fucking faves. Cool companies, great products, and they totally support this show. So you could listen to it for free. So buy up. Go to those websites. Go to the links. I promote them all the time.

Their shit is great. I wouldn't take them on as a sponsor if I didn't believe in them. And I thank them so much for supporting my show. Thank you so much for listening. Hope you enjoyed this. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly anonymous confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers,

is now available not only in paperback and ebook, but you can pre-order the audiobook. It's still not going to be out until August 25th, but you can pre-order it. The book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show. I kind of picked one story from each category that I talk about on my show. Like there's a hot wife story. There's a cuck queen story.

There's a cuck story. There's a gang-bang girl story. Like I said, 17 stories. And they're all told in the third person, and they're all true. I took the interview and rewrote it in the third person. And I wouldn't really call it like a total erotica book. Think like Penthouse letters. It's more direct. It's not so over the top like erotica. I don't really like that kind of vibe, right? But these are true stories. 17 of them. They're really short chapters, easy read. You could read one or two and then skip around. You could read the whole book. It's available in eback format, paperback format. And finally, the audiobook is available coming out August 25th. But you could pre-order it now. And if you buy my book in any format or pre-order it.

it, I will throw in a complimentary link to my Discord. My Discord does not disappoint, okay? There's no way you get into my Discord any other way than getting the link from me. Okay, I give it to people who buy my book. There's tons of people in there. Everybody shares content with each other, and that's what you get to do there. You could post your own pictures and videos. There's tons of channels. We have lots of contests where you can win a lot of money. It's a super fun place to be. It's a total, strictly anonymous community and you will love it. I will be giving anyone who buys my book access to my Discord. It's private, like I said. All you got to do is email me a screenshot of your purchase, whether you did the audiobook, the ebook, or the paperback. Send it to me at strictly anonymous

podcast at gmail.com. That's strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com. And I will send you the link to Discord. So anyway, thanks so much for tuning in. If you want to be on the Strictly Anonymous podcast because you have an interesting, naughty story to tell while we're meeting Anonymous, you could be on the show. Send me an email, strictly anonymous podcast.com. We're going to my website, strictly anonymouspodcast.com and click on Be on the Show. If you have a naughty confession, call my confessions hotline [phone]. That's 347-4-20357.

You could call that number 24-7. If you want to follow the show, follow me at Strict Anonymous on either Instagram or Twitter. That's at Strict Anonymous. And if you want to sign up for my Patreon, you're not only supporting my show, but you're going to get all of these episodes early and ad-free. You're going to get anonymous picks of all of my guests. Most of the girls send me in anonymous hot picks of themselves, and some of the guys are sending me in anonymous picks as well. You also get access to my private Discord where people are getting super naughty. If you sign up for my Discord, you could post whatever you want and talk to my other

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